The Ringer NFL Show - Waiver Wire Targets for Week 11

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

We run through the injuries from Week 10 and offer up our must-add players for Week 11 with our favorite format, Showdown Time. (02:56) - RB Targets (15:34) - WR Targets (22:44) - TE Targets (32:22) - QB & DEF Streamers Check out our Weekly Fantasy Football Rankings for positional rankings and more! Email us! [e-mail]. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Producers: Craig Horlbeck and Jessie Lopez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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name is Danny Hyfitz. I am joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Horlebeck, and we're going to go through our must-add players after week 10. So we're all going to go. We're going to pick our number one player we would add at each position. And if we pick the same person, then we're going to have a little trivia. Tiebreaker, it's not that complicated. You'll get it. It is, we're entering into week 11. Four teams are on by. It's all the Florida teams. So it's the Jaguars, it's the Dolphins, the Bucks, and then also D.K. Seattle Seahawks. So that's like Gino and Tua and Tom Brady and Trevor Lawrence and quarterback. And then like Ken Walker and Fortnette and Jeff Wilson and Monster. But really, the big deal is wide receipts.

that's like Tyree Kill and Waddle and D.K. Medicaf and Tyler Lockett and Mike Evans and Godwin. So a lot of people want by, a lot of injuries, but there's also a lot of waivers to get to. So are you guys ready? How are you feeling? Feeling great. Let's do it. I like this week. A lot of options. Yeah. A lot of options. It is worth noting a lot of injuries too. Zach Hertz tied in for the Cardinals after the season. Cooper Cup, probably not out for the season, but definitely probably out multiple games, maybe. Right. Right. Ju-Ju-Smith-Schuster had a tough-looking concussion.

Jared Judy left in a walking boot. We're recording this Monday afternoon. We don't have the full status. But a lot of people got hurt, so we'll do our best. Starting at running back, D.K. Yes. With everything going on, who is your number one running back that you would add on waivers entering week 11? For next week.

Because remember, stash-wise, Rashad White, bucks are on by. You can't start him next week. Yeah, I mean, Rashad White is my number one overall guy, especially just, for the rest of the season. This week only, probably going with Isaiah Pacheco for the Chiefs. Team High, 56% snaps.

He basically took CEH's job. CEH, it feels like the Chiefs have given up on him. Clyde's gone. He's out. Market correction. Right, Craig? He's Ila Fisher.

What was the chain? Isla Fisher got market corrected by Amy Adams. And then Jessica Chastain. Okay. It was an old Jason Concepcion take on the hottest take. of the first hottest takes is that there can only be one prominent redhead in Hollywood.

Wow. And that it was Amy Adams and then Jessica Chastain took the role. Anyway, so that's Isaiah Pacheco. He had 16 touches this past week, which was born twice than any other back on that team, played long down and distant snaps. He does see some of the passing down work, or most of the passing down work to Isaiah McKinnon. Or not Isaac McKinnon. Jerich. Jerich McKinnon, yeah.

But yeah, the good news is, I guess the good news is for Pacheco anyway, that it's This is more of like a two-man backfield now. C.E.H is, he played four snaps last week. So he's like Ila Edwards O'Leary? Can we call him that now? Sure. Funnily enough, isn't it what? Clyde Edwards O'Lear, three names. Ila Fisher married to Sasha Baron Cohen, three names.

Anyway, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's Monday. I picked Isaiah Pacheco as well. It's pretty simple. It's like he's the only guy in Wavers who has a pretty, who has a large shot at getting 15,

carries in a game. I mean, there are other guys in this list like Jalen Warren, I guess. You could do Kyron Williams and the Rams, but God, the Rams are a dumpster fire. No, no, no. It's not overthink this. It's a three-man backfield in Kansas City. This week became a two-man backfield. And now it's the best offense in the NFL, probably. I'm not over-thinking it. I picked Isaiah Bacheco. Okay, I know. I just, that was my gut reaction, said those names. I was like, oh, Craig, don't overthink it. So, yeah, I picked Pacheco, too, so we can all go Pacheco. And then, obviously, if Jeff Wilson is, for some reason, still available,

the Dolphins running back in your league, go get him. I would, and honestly, like, it depends on what you need this week, but I would have Rashad White in a higher priority if I didn't absolutely need to start someone this week. Does that make sense? Well, I want to, let's do this real quick. If you're not, you don't need to plug in someone, but you do need rest of the season.

And it's, as we just said, Isaiah Pacheco, Rashad White. And then I'm also going to put Elijah Mitchell for the Niners in here because he's like a little more rostered, but I think some people did cut him because he came back from Injure Reserve and people were like, well, McCaffrey's going to play all. So if all three of those guys, and you need someone for the rest of the season

for fantasy playoffs and stuff, who would you take of those three? Elijah Mitchell, Isaiah Pacheco, Rashad White. Isaiah Pacheco's last, in my opinion. Yeah. Jeff Wilson's first. Yeah. But so I didn't say him.

Jeff Wilson is first. And then Elijah Mitchell. It's tough. The difference is the Niners can run. Yeah, like are we going to continue? Like if we could go and base everything 100% on how they were utilized yesterday, then I would probably say Elijah Mitchell. I just don't know if I trust that.

Like, you know, Shanahan. Who the hell knows whatever he's going to do in any given week. I think it's Jeff Wilson, Elijah Mitchell, Rashad White. I say I have to Checo. I think I would go Jeff Wilson, Rashad White, and then Mitchell. Big picture, all these guys are loosely the same. I think the difference is the Buccaneers, Rashad White, the value is like, if this offense is actually waking up,

you could get the starting running back through the bucks, but they'll actually be good. Get in on the ground floor. There's a chance they just continue to historically be bad running the ball. And four nets banged up, but they're on bias. He'll probably be fine. and I still think when crunch time comes, I think the rookie in the field next to Brady.

I don't know. I still think Fournett is like tried and true in important games and has been really good in the playoffs. Yes and no, because, so we mentioned this on the Sunday show, but Fornett had like passport issues. He got his passport four hours

before they left for Germany. And so I guess they gave Rashad White the start against the Seahawks because Rashad White got to practice because he had a passport. But he also just looked better than Lenny Fernette. And he started both halves

and they were rotating drives, and then Lenny heard his hip pointer, and they, Schefter reported that Lenny's going to play when he gets back, but that's just probably Lenny's Asian saying he's healthy. I kind of think Rashad White might get the job.

He's also been a vet. Like he went down, or he didn't score, he went down and bounds to basically ice the game, which is a really veteran move for a rookie. He also has been like kind of more professional than Lenny this year. Like Rashad White,

never mind just showing up the training camp in shape. Like Lenny was upset about playing time and Rashad White was like, come on, man, we need you, get back in the game. Like, I think, I don't know. He's been a lot of maturity. Yeah, I agree with all that.

I don't know if we should assume necessarily the only reason Rashad White got the start was because of the passport thing. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I don't think we should assume that. It was a real reason. But I think it also allowed the coaching staff to be like, maybe we like this guy better. You know what I mean?

Did you hear any coaches say that was why he started, though? I feel like we're jumping to a conclusion here. Rashad White was asked why he played more. And Rashad White himself said it was probably Lenny's passport thing. He said probably. I don't know. I just think it's crazy that a team would assume that a guy who doesn't have a passport might not play and they would play.

And my point is, Rashad White's a good ad. I think we're on the same page. Yeah, we're on the same page. I like Rashad White. So we're doing a three-way Pacheco thing. It is the Isaiah Pacheco Showdown time. I will say, Chiefs running backs in general, none of them get me excited.

Like, I still think his upside's not that high. Like, to me, it's like 14 carries, 60 yards. It's like as good as you're going to get out of him most games. But I do agree he's the best option. He had 16 carries and got six points in PPR. Yeah, right. But they're playing the Chargers next week of a terrible run defense. And week 15, they play the Texans.

And week 16, they play the Seahawks. There you go. It's the Chief starting running back. He's on waivers. Like, you know. Yeah, but the Chief starting running back for like the last six weeks has been terrible. But, okay. I know, but it was when it was a split.

If Clyde's going to get four snaps a game, that's basically like special teams. Like, he's basically not playing. I know, but D.K. literally just said he got 16 carries and turned into six points. That's the whole point. Even if it's a starting running back with most of the workload, they don't really do that much with it. We all picked him. Yeah, we always said, are we changing our minds here? No, no, no, I'm just saying, I don't think it's like a gung-ho, like he's going to swing your playoffs pick.

I think he's a flex player. He's an Amendoza player, maybe. So to be abundantly clear, we all pick Bacheco because in case you had to pick someone in your lineup this week, but we were all basically saying Rashad White for the rest of the season probably better and maybe even

Elijah Mitchell for the nighters that's where we're all at. Yeah, don't spend like a third of your free agent auction budget on Pacheco. Maybe.

A third? That's a lot. All right. Well, in the middle of a showdown time here, Craig asked last week people to send in Norma questions.

I can't tell you the breadth of response we got from people who were absolutely furious that we wanted normal questions for this. So we have a lot of weird questions. Even remotely answerable questions.

I feel like just we've lost our way. That's all. Just a little. We got people who are very upset. So we're going to do weird questions. Okay. Here, I'll get you a north. Something in the middle here.

This is from John from Boise. John. John. Craig's just crestfallen. All right, fine, Craig. Here's something you should be able to answer. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

I had something in my eye. How many views does Rebecca Black's Friday have on YouTube? Oh. That's a great question. See, that's something I can actually, like, craft an idea of what the answer might be. All right, and we're going to text each other. Yeah, YouTube.

We're going to text each other our things at the same time. This is a fun way to do it. Okay. That song has been out, what, 10 years? I don't know YouTube numbers very well. When did that song come out? I'm probably going to be way too high. Does it?

12, 13, 14? When did that come out? Okay. I'm going to go with. Craig, can you sing it again? It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. You know what's funny?

I was talking to my buddy, and he was like, oh, you know, Rebecca Black has come out with other music and some of it kind of bangs. I was like, God damn. We got to listen to that album when it comes out. All right, I'm ready. You guys ready? Yeah.

Do count down. All right. Three, two, one. I said a billion views. Oh, my God. Craig said 300 million. I think I said 55. I'm feeling good about mine.

I think Hyvice and I are going to be close. It's definitely higher than $55 million. The answer is it has, oh, at Friday, oh my God, 163 million. So, D.K. wins. Oh, my God, D.K. wins. So we got to do the math real quick. No, DK wins.

I'm 140-ish away. You're like 110-ish-way. Wow, look at that. Or what, you said 140 or 160? It doesn't matter. He wins. It's $150. A billion. All right, D-K.

You get his Apechecoe. congratulations, D.K. All right. Wow. I can't believe I thought Rebecca Black Friday had a billion. One billion. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, then.

I'm happy with this pick. I'm going to happily take Jalen Warren. There you go. I like that. You know, the offense is switching. It's no longer just like the Naji show, which is unfortunate for all the people who drafted Noggi this year.

But like Jalen Warren's playing a lot on third downs. You had almost 80 yards last week. Looks good. Looks explosive. I like him. And most importantly, the Steelers schedule really opens up. For the next six games, the Steelers are playing the Colts, the Falcons, the Panthers, and the Raiders. Okay, so Craig, obviously last week we talked about how potentially Najee was going to get sat.

He's going to get benched. He did not get benched. But Warren definitely did close the gap. Najee 50 snaps, Warren 36 snaps. Najee, 21 opportunities, Warren 12 opportunities. So, I mean, he's definitely closing the gap. He's playing a lot more. They trust him.

It's some pretty, like, explosive-looking runs. He hurt a guy? I don't know. He looks really good to me. He does. He would probably be playing over Naji if Naji had been the first rounder. So, yeah, Jalen Warren's a good pick, correct. I think, honestly, if you have to play someone for this week, I would grab a wide receiver.

The wide receivers are better than, like, after this point. If you really need someone for this point, sure, Jerich McKinnon, I guess, for the Chiefs, like, just because if Clyde's out, then, like, if you're in PPR, like, Jerich McKinnon's, the Mendoza line, like, serviceable. or like Kairn Williams for the Rams, I guess. You know, he's playing. The Rams suck. I can't recommend that. I really think the stashes are probably better, like at this point,

stashing or running back, rather than just plugging and playing. We mentioned Rashad White, and again, Elijah Mitchell, Kenyon Drake, if he's out there for the Ravens, probably still has some serviceable stuff. Gus Edwards, if you can put him on an insurer or something. Gus Edwards, if he's still out there,

is probably going to have at least a couple more weeks of being pretty relevant. Isaiah Spiller is now the Henko for Austin Echler, with the Chargers. That's the guy. If Echler goes down, we'll have a lot of juice, definitely be startable for you. Kenneth Gainwell for the Eagles.

We're recording this Monday. I don't know, we don't know what's going on with Monday of football, but Kenneth Gainwell, if, like, if anything happens to Miles Sanders, Kenneth Gainwell will be, like,

insanely valuable. So at this point, I think just dashing a running back probably makes more sense to me. I always love sometimes, like, this is a waiver advice show, and sometimes Hifeitz just recommends like 12 guys in no particular order.

He's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, yeah, I can see that. that well no that roughly is the order if i'll give you the order right now it's if for whatever reason they're available it's jeff wilson and then rashad white elijah mitchell isaiah becheco and then beyond that if those guys are gone and you want to stash people i would stash gus edwards if he's there then i would also uh or kenyon drake like the ravens combo i would do that

and then i guess i would do kenneth gainwell then spiller where does jaylon warren land in there i would have put warren where craig adam sorry i forgot I would have put more on where you're great guys. How deep is this list go do you have right now? Where's Chuba Hubbard? Where's Donchall Hilliard?

I love that. I'm giving names out. I don't know who's available. I'm just like, we'd like do our top three and then you list like nine other running backs. But God forbid I help you. So I was a Jewish guilt in real time.

No, I was just going to say that. You said it's like a mother. God forbid I help you on this. Sorry. I'll get fewer names. All right. Fine. We can move on a receipt.

I think this is the most important week for receivers on waivers that we've had all year. I don't want to be dramatic, but it doesn't feel that way. Yeah. So not, we do like 40-ish percent for this as like a general of this exercise. He's above it, but if Cadarist Tony is available, I hate to say it. I want to, like, jump off the bridge. Spend all your money. Take it alone.

I hate him. I hate myself. But yeah, you should have Cadarist Tony if he's there for some reason. Yep. If not, I'm curious to you get who's your number one receiver. you would add this week. I'd probably go with Christian Watson for the Packers. The other person I would throw out there is Odell Beckham.

Apparently he's healthy. Yeah, but he doesn't seem like, he said he wants two weeks to get into game shape. So it's looking like week 13 is when he'll actually play at the best. I would say Christian Watson then, Packers. Is it because he was the top three receiver this week in fantasy? That's one of the three touchdowns. Yes, that's a big part of the reason here. Also, he was a second rounder.

They traded up for him, I believe. They don't have anyone else right now. Sammy Watkins actually played a little bit better than. I was expecting, but I think he's like honestly their highest upside receiver right now. Alan Azard and him, you know, are the two best guys in that offense right now, or best receivers in that offense right now. So Christian Watson, he's explosive. Yeah, I had Watson too, Craig.

Did you? Yeah, same. I mean, he's got actually a 25% target share this season, which is only behind Olave and Drake. When he's healthy. Yeah. All right, we can do Christian Watson showdown time, hands in the air. It's time for the Christian Watson.

Finally, showdown time. Fight. He was, like, so hyped. I feel like everybody thought he was going to be the guy for the backers this year. It only took 11 weeks. You guys want to do something population-based or something like length-based? Length. Population.

Oh. Oh, my God. Fine. I'll be the tiebreaker. Okay. Some Tyler. Tyler. Tyler.

As of 2021, how many states have a larger population than most Angeles County. How many states have a larger population than L.A.? County, not just the city, the whole county. Okay. Type your answers. Oh. Oh, God. How many states have a larger population?

I'm trying to... I'm ready when you guys are. All right. Okay. Three, two, one. All right, I said 18. Craig said nine. Dick said 35.

Wait, Craig, you think 41 states... have fewer people than LA? Yeah, he's from California. Of course he thinks that way. Okay. I mean, I can be way off, that seems like a lot. Yeah, probably not.

He's exactly right, almost. It's 10. Wow, really? Suck it, D.K. There we go. Oh, my God. This is why this whole thing is screwed up. I got to reserve any reservations I have

until I read the answers. Wait, there's only, there's 10 states that have fewer people. Sorry. There's only 10 states that have more people than L.A. County? L.A. County is about 10 million people.

That can't be right. There's no way. Maybe there is way. I don't know. I'm looking at, yeah, no, that's right. That's right. Wow. Michigan has 9.9 million.

That's bizarre. I would like a formal apology. There are more people in L.A. County than insurance. I'm sorry, Craig. I'm not smart. You're smart. I'm dumb. You're good looking.

I'm not attractive. Wow. I said 35. I thought there was more people in this country, I think. That's weird. How many people are in this country? Isn't there like 400 million? No, with all the elections, there's been a lot of population talk, and I've been seeing a lot about how many people live in the major cities compared to like some random states. All right. So there you go. Your grand prize, Craig, is not getting Cadaristone. You get Christian Watson. I already have Cadaristone. No problem. 331 million people in the U.S. 50 states. Yeah.

See, these questions are too normie. This is what we get. Oh, I like that question a lot. That was fun. I definitely was way off. Yeah, DK., you're really far away. So I get second here. And I, oh, this is a hard decision, actually.

Yeah, there's a lot, a lot of options. There's a real lot of options this week. I am going to take, man. So I'm between Paris Campbell for the Colts and Donovan People's Jones, and I could go either way. I think I will take I'm going to take Donovan People's Jones for the Browns.

Maybe it's a huge mistake to pass up on Paris Campbell even though he's really good this week but Donovan People's Jones is so weirdly consistent. They're kind of similar players. These are both, Paris Campbell and Donovan People's Jones

are really, really good athletes who just have like a weirdly high floor for production this year and you're kind of having your cake and eating it too where it's like, oh, they could get two or 20 points but actually it's going to be like eight or 20 points for each of them.

But I'm going to people's Jones because he hasn't had less than 50 yards since week three, and the only reason he's not rostered is because he hasn't really scored this year. If you watch the Browns game this week, he almost scored like four times. He's going to score soon, and then you're going to be happy.

So I actually kind of think that you could stick him in your flex every week, basically the rest of the season and, like, you'll be fine. So I'm going with Donald People's Jones. Not to mention. I had him second as well, not to mention Sean Watson, I'll be back. But Donovan People's Jones's 10th and receiving yards in the league over the last three weeks.

He's just been really, he's going to score soon. Like, if you've been watching the Browns, he's almost scored. a bunch of times. But, Deacon, would you take Paris Campbell third? Yes. I had People's Jones next after Watson. But Paris Campbell, I think, is a great one, especially if Matt Ryan, I assume Matt Ryan's going to continue to be the starter there. He's like his favorite player, his favorite target. The other guy who I was going to throw out here, well, there's a couple other players to mention. I'll do the high-fitts thing.

Darius Slayton still out there. The Go. Marshall, still out there. Nico Collins, now that he's healthy, he had 10 targets this week. Yep. I like Nico because Braden Cook's just, seems to be quiet quitting on the Texans. Yeah. Those are the other guys that I would mention. I mean, you can also toss out Van Jefferson.

Yeah. Wait, Dickett. Did you say John Dodson for Washington? Oh, no, I forgot about him. It's Monday afternoon, so we have no idea how money and flippa went. Maybe he's got hurt in his off of the season. Maybe he had four touchdowns, and this sounds obvious. But obviously, see how he plays?

Because when he played this year, he was, I don't know, whatever one notch below electric is, but he was fantastic. So he's like out there. He's like out there. Yeah. He's been fantastic. That was with Wence. We'll see how he does with the Heineke,

but, like, I mean, even if these guys are gone, Dodson, like, talk about a role. You don't get to roll your dice many times and a young player has already been really good immediately. So, I mean, he's around. That's a really good one.

There's just a lot of good guys. And then you mentioned Devin devenor. How do you say, Craig? Duvianne. Duvenet. It's not that hard. No, I think it's right in the fraud. Yeah.

That's the, that's the pronunciation. You got to get, like, the hawk going. The hawk? There's also, I mean, if you want to go to go. deeper. Travis Landry is back.

Oh yeah, that's another good one. You know? You can't make me do it, though. Yeah. It's kind of, yeah, it's just a boring one.

Ugh. kind of fun. Kind of fun tight end week. This is probably the best tight end week we've had. Kim? Nope. I put a lot of thought into it. Okay. Okay. Well, I took Cole Commet. I took Colquette assuming he is a part of this structure. Oh, he is. He's available. He has 14 touchdowns in the last three weeks or something. I lose track. But so yeah, my argument's very simple. The Bears are not Navy anymore and they throw the ball and Cole Commet is open a lot and that's it. So who did you take over Commet, Craig? You know, you know how I figure this out is I need a tight

end in one of my leagues and I went to the waiver wire and there was Cole Commet available and there was Foster Moreau available and I had Cole Commet listed as the top guy on my dock that I was building for the episode today and I couldn't click it. I couldn't click the plus sign. I was like I actually think I'd rather have Foster Moreau. The Raiders just pass way more. I know Colomets been really hot with touchdowns but the Raiders pass like 12 more times a game and Moreau runs more routes. He runs on 94% of team dropbacks in the last three weeks. Commet is 20% less than that. And Darren Wallers on Injured Reserve, I think they're actually very similar, and I'd rather have the volume that Moreau brings than hoping Commet can score a touchdown every week on like 12 to 14 Justin Field completions every week. That's totally fair.

It's valid. I had Foster Row next. That's totally fair. I will take it. We get to do a little trivia face-off here for Colquette. Do you want me to read it? Yes, by all means. It is the Col Commet.

Showdown time. The second one's been from. This is from Luke. Luke. What percent of birds have penises? Goddair. So, purely for our endeavor of science here. Because birds don't have penises or vaginas.

They have cloichas. It's like, right? they have like a like the one I can't tell you how happy I am that I chose Foster Moreau because they have like you know what I'm talking about like like the the thing it's not

it's a penis like thing I don't know what you're talking about an avian vent is what Wikipedia tells me no no one the cloaca the cloaca the cloac la C-L-A-C-A I don't know how you pronounce that

cloaca so that doesn't count no I'm going to go. I'm going to text D.K. I'll text you guys my number. I have a number. Okay.

Wait, hold on. Ready? D.K., let me know when you're ready. birds and only 3% of them have penises. Well, it was a trick question. What's like the most famous bird that has? It's a lot of flightless birds. Ostriches, emus.

What are they compensating for? Small wings, tiny beaks. I bet you an ostrich has got a hog. Yeah. Wait, was it just like one week ago? Who were we comparing to an ostrich? Because like the way they adjust their wings when they run? I don't remember that.

Hold on. I'm Googling ostrich penis on my work computer. Oh, God. Oh, it's not, it's not the most pleasant thing to look at. Shock. Holy God. What's this? Monstrosity.

Okay, now I got to Google it. No, I'm not. I'm saying, dear. Wait, okay. We're going to do a new question. We're going to do a new question. I'm not looking at this way. I will say Roger Sherman.

Roger Sherman's compared Patrick Mahomes to an ostrich when he runs because ostriches like move their wings. Oh, God. To, like, adjust the wind. And he's like, like Mahomes just like runs like he's like the used car sale like the wackily inflatable arms filling guy. This is the weirdest thing ever. I can't believe you guys are just looking at this.

I just am going to not do that. Oh. It's so gross. Definitely don't Google this. I'm not doing it. For you people at home. Yes. I like that half the people listening are like, why would I ever Google that and half for Googling it and looking at it right now?

One day when Spotify's app allows us to like post things like as we speak. about them, they pop up in the app. We're going to have an Austin finish on your app's homepage. I don't like that I did this. We're going to do a different question to figure out who gets Cole Komet. Here it is. In 1993, Rod Stewart held the largest free concert ever on New Year's Eve with 4.2 million people in attendance. What city was it held in?

Wait, what? Rod Stewart. Yep. 1993? How does four million people attend? We just decided that like only 10 states have even 9.5 million people. How did 4 million people like attend a concert technically?

There is the question. I don't even know what to say. I mean, yeah, Coachella only has like a couple hundred thousand people. Yeah, what city was it held in? 4.2 million. I don't even. I'm trying to think of,

a way that you could even count four million people as attending something. And I guess we'll do this by distance who's closest to the city geographically? I'm just, are we going to put it in the email or put it on the text of me? Yeah. Craig, count us down.

Three, two, one. Tokyo, that's a good guess from high fits. I put London. Okay, let me look here. I, you know, I know how like the globe is distorted. But I believe London is closer. The answer is Rio de Janeiro. Oh, that was my

other guess. Sure. That makes... It was... No, it's the biggest cities in the world. Yeah, it's places where Olympics are held. Yeah, it's like Tokyo and China and then like... Or I guess actually South Palo is bigger than Rio. I was going to say Rio's not even the biggest country or the biggest city in its country. But that's... I was going to say South Palo. Whatever.

But... So, I believe London's closer. Should we do that? Let's do the map. London to Rio On the map it looks closer But I know again That's not always right Having learned that flying from Seattle to Munich Is the same distance pretty much

As Tampa Bay to Munich Okay so Hyvitz you do You do Rio to Tokyo Tokyo It's 11,500 miles from Rio to Tokyo And Rio to London Is 5,700 So definitely London

Damn All right Interesting So all that And D.K. Just gets Colcomette. Nice. All right.

Well, better late than never on Colcombe. So I get Foster. and Highfits, you have, you have pick for bronze here. So there's two people here that go next. I agree with you, too, as these are the top two of Colquemette and Foster Moreau. I would go great Dolcich for the Broncos still, even though he didn't have a great week, but, like, I would still just go with the weirdo as a connection with Russ. And if he's gone, Trey McBride for the Cardinals, because Zach Ernst is out for the season.

And, like, he played basically all the snaps. I don't know if he'll stay, once Earth's got hurt. I don't know if it'll stay that way, but I don't know. It was the first tight end picked in the draft. It's not great to rely on a rookie tight end for either Dulcich or McBride, but I don't know. It's like you could do a lot worse. And then obviously if Mark Andrews is out,

Isaiah likely if the Ravens is above all these dudes. But Mark Andrews, I feel like he's probably going to come back this week. So I can't really count on Isaiah likely. Yeah, McBride played 99% of snaps after Ertz went down. D.K., wasn't Tray McBride like seen as one of the better receiving tight ends in a while? Yes. highly valued good man

I'm excited to see what happens he did not have he didn't have very much production this past game after Earth's went out but he ran a lot of routes he's an athletic guy he's you know

got good hands run after the badge Jesus Christ yes he is God the disdain that washes across DK Space it's just like how many times

are you going to say that like do we have to do this every single time so shacking is McBride is McBride at Colorado State uh yeah All right. So Dulcich McBride,

was that so many people, Craig? Should I have named fewer people? Just name 20 tight ends that people should consider. Oh, well, I should Joanne Johnson. He probably should be touched. Tyler Conklin? Yeah. You rather have Joanne Johnson and Tyler Conklin? Kind of. I would rather have Joanne Johnson.

I had Joanne Johnson pretty high. Did you know that over the last five weeks? He is averaging almost the exact amount of PPR points per game as Chris Olave. Jawan Johnson? Chris Olavis averaging 11. point nine PPR points per game over last five after he's played four games but points per game joan johnson 11.8 ppr points per game wow he scored four touchdowns elave has scored zero that's the main thing but 24 targets i believe 21 targets he's good jarvis back he's also athletic

there we go quarterback streaming for this week uh not a great week street quarterbacks tbh it's kind of ugly out there. I guess Marcus Marioo against the Bears. This is, I mean, Falcons Bears talk about a Navy midshipment game. This is definitely like, the close your eyes and don't watch the game and just look at the box score thing. Over under and pass attempts this game. I'm going to set the line at

40. I was literally going to say 42. And I kind of I don't even know what I would pick. I think I would go over, but only because the line's not like 44. All right. So Mario is there. I think Jared Gaffirs, the Giants, I guess you can if you want, just because, I mean, sure.

And then Taylor He's playing Houston against Monday afternoon. He might maybe get, like, eaten alive by the Eagles, I don't know. But I guess Heineke versus Houston's flying, Davis Mills versus Washington. Point is, it's ugly. Like, it's not cool out there. You don't want us to be streaming a quarterback this week. It's just, it's not fun. Defense is a better picture.

Bengals defense playing Kenny Pickett. I feel like Kenny Pickett can turn the ball over on any given play. Like, I just think that's pretty solid. Wow. The Jets? No? You don't feel the way? Jets defense. If they got dropped,

Jets defense has been fantastic. They're playing the Patriots, and obviously the Patriots offense is a little gross right now. And I think plenty of leagues that Jets defense got dropped, and they probably could take you through the entire stretch run on the season. And then the Ravens, who were also on by and also might have gotten dropped. And the Ravens are playing this week, the Carolina Panthers, our boy Phil Walker, high ankle sprain, out. So it's Baker Mayfield versus the Baltimore Ravens.

So that is very tasty. So it's pretty good options. What could go wrong? What could go wrong indeed? All right, so you guys want to do some emails? Yep. Let's do it. First up, I have to read an email from Christian.

And if you guys remember Christian, he's from Australia. He yelled at us, like straight up yelled at us, from being soft about when Alvin Camara was out in London, and he was like, so he sent us another email. He was really mad that we wanted to do the Normie Trivia, and he asked him that I read this in my Danny Hyphitz rant voice. Are you spider fucking kidding me? you want questions like people's age or their height

listening to you idiots squabble about trivia is some of the best content you put out there and you want to change that because Danny Hyfitz can't understand the goddamn concept of density strap the fuck in Archimedes you're about to get wet if you think fantasy advice is the only reason I listen to you how the hell am I supposed to take the advice if you cake baking crotch whistles

when you convince me to draft AJ Dillon over Josh Jacobs don't dare unobsture these questions you soft little plush pillows Wow. I want to Google all that slang. I don't know what any happens. I don't know. What was the Archimedes thing?

I don't know. Can you say that again? I want to Google that. Archimedes? Whatever he said. I think it's the guy who invented trichonometry. Can you say what he said? Strap the fucking Archimedes, you're about to get wet.

I love strap the fuck in. Archimedes was a Greek mathematician. So anyway, people really, really want the fun trivia. All right. I would say so, yes. I concede. And again, in case you're new to all this,

God forbid if this is your first episode, Craig last week was like, you know what? What happened to like the regular questions? Like enough things of like how many farts have ever been farted. To which someone then was listening to that podcast and then joined like some class

that they were going into college or whatever. And then on Zoom, he was playing the podcast and the entire class heard it and thought the guy said how many farts have ever been farted when he entered the class. Then we got more emails

about that and I have an incredible thing for you guys. This is very important. We got an email from Greg. Greg, my alter ego. Greg says I had a very many met a moment as a teacher listening to this show when Craig asked and was talking about teachers listening

to how many farts have ever been farted. I teach an advanced math class and next week we will be proving things using math next week. If you could lay out the parameters of this question, I will give my students as an assignment for bonus points in my class how many farts have ever been farted. It will probably blow their minds that kids from a small school,

probably even too small for Jeff Saturday to co-chat, to get a shout out from your show. So I responded via email and said to be abundantly clear, if we lay out the parameters, you will assign your students as extra credit how many farts have ever been farted. To which Greg responded, yes, I will absolutely assign it.

this may be my peak as a human being if I can influence, if I can mold young minds. So we gotta get these kids. How are we supposed to check their answers? Well, that's his job. I don't know.

We're not great anything. Our job is to set the parameters. So I think, I guess we're deciding here, like what time frame of human history we're going for. I want human farts. We can't do like all farts. It's got to be like human farts, right?

Definitely human farts. But also, do you want to know the amount of times people have farted? Or do you want to know the, volume of gas that has been emitted. I want to know the amount of atmosphere. I want the amount of times. I want the volume of gas emitted into the atmosphere.

Wow. Okay. So I think that first, I think it should be like a two level extra credit. The first extra credit is like how many farts have ever been farted in human history. And the second level is like the volume of gas. I think that when do we cut off human history? Yes, that's hard.

200,000 years. That's a math class. That's not. 2,000? No, 200,000. No, I'm not. That was almost a moment we had there. Yeah, we're going to get 200,000 years.

And then I kind of want them to add in the layer of life expectancy. Because you can't just feel like, well, how many. The answer here. Isn't this what they're supposed to do? I don't know. No, no, no. You're right. Said the parameters.

Like, obviously people didn't live as long back then. I need that to be factored in. Yeah. I want like the life expectancy changing because if right now it's like a trillion, I don't know for a person. I love, what did, like, the ancient diet do to the gut compared to now? You know, a lot more. How was their gut health?

A lot more seed oils now. You could argue their guts were healthier. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. They were, like, they were constantly just eating shit and whatnot. We're eating skittles and fried chicken sandwiches every day. Does that make us fart more? I would have to imagine more.

I'm just saying, like, the bacteria in their stomach was probably pretty fucking gnarly compared to what we've got now. So maybe you, is farting healthy, right? Like, farting more, does that mean your gut is doing well? I think it could be good or bad, depending on your situation. All right, Craig, you're the one with all the kombucha. That creates a lot of burps, not a lot of farts. Better out than in. I got to feel like my off the top of the head math is that farts are not, does not indicate you're very healthy.

You think? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'll ask my future system as a doctor. I'll text her right now and be like, hey, Farts, good or bad? All right.

Well, so, Good sign or bad sign. Mr. I don't if you guys can see this name. Mr. W-A-I-D-E-L-C-A-L-C-A-L-C-Wid-L-L-L-E-A-L-Lch? Wad-Lich. Wad-Lich.

Jalen Wattelich. Mr. W. And everyone listening, you have been assigned. Please tell us how many farts have ever been farted in the last 200,000 years of human-hills. history, preferably layering in the diet and life expectancy, and then extra, extra credit, if you can tell us the volume of said farts. Maybe even like the percentage of the atmosphere,

how much of that's contributed to global warming? Why, you want to know the volume? I have no, I have no concept of even what one farts volume is. If Craig can tell us, like, how much of that methane is currently contributed in global warm, I mean, that would just be outstanding. I would love to know what percentage of our atmosphere is farts at any given moment. But it's different, because that involves other animals. Oh, human farts. It depends. Yeah, it depends on proximity.

All right, well, now that we've assigned extra credit to a class and maybe like worded off all of our listeners. Oh, strap the fuck in Archimedes. I thought it was we were strapping the Archimedes. I did what that meant. I'm rereading this email from Chris. No, he's calling me. Strap in. That makes a lot more sense.

You're about to get wet. Yeah. That sounds sexual. Yeah. Yeah. We got any more? We have a lot more. I,

we have a lot of, so last week we were talking about low stakes conspiracy theories and we're talking about like, you know, if you're flat earth or, you know, that's not like good,

but everyone has something that you think you're right about that everyone else is wrong. We're talking about low stakes conspiracy theories. Did you guys come up with one? Mine was that microwave freaked me out and I don't think

microaries, like I'm just like, I don't like stay next to a microwave, tell them whatever you want. I just, I don't believe. I forgot to do this. So I'm going to,

put mine on hold again. Yeah, I forgot as well. I really enjoy this subject, so I really actually... It's such a good idea. Like, I feel like there needs to be an entire episode on low-stakes conspiracy theories. I'll read you some, and if you guys, if you're reading these, gives you any ideas, listening, emails at ringer fantasy football at gmail.com, if you have a low-stakes conspiracy theory. I love how we're doing this right after all these funny way of putting it. All these high schoolers who like our listeners and like, now, all right, kids, flatter, but low-stakes. So we've got an email from someone named

Austin who says, you can't tell me that public buses and two-door sedans both fit in a lane in a street. It doesn't make any sense. You cannot convince me that this is real. And I actually totally get it. Like, you look at a car in the lane and you're like, oh, cool. Like, now visualize a bus being there. That doesn't make any sense.

I like that one. I got one. I'm thinking now. No matter what the statistics tell me, you can't tell me flying is safer than driving. I'll never believe that. I don't care how many flights take off and land every day safely. don't believe it. For some reason,

so we just started TikTok, by the way. So that's going to be a thing. I get, but the algorithm already. Well, shout out our handles in case Twitter implodes. I don't need, how do you even say a TikTok handle? Whatever it is. Danny B. Kelly.

All right. As per usual. There you go. I am Danny Hyfitz talk. And then also, in case Twitter implodes, my Instagram is just Danny Hyphitz. Are you public? IG.

Oh, yeah. We'll put it all in the episode description. It's time, baby. Yeah, just in case Twitter is gone by the next time we have an episode. There we go. Anyway, the algorithm for my TikTok is already, like, feeding me a bunch of people in flight, like mid-flight issues with planes. The wings are about to fall off, like looking type stuff.

Heavy, heavy, what's the word when they bounce around? Turbulence. Yeah, like, I don't know why. Why am I getting all these airplane almost crashing? Well, because I think, one, I'm sure TikTok, you know, is like stealing all the data from other apps you use. But I also think when you first log on, they just throw a bunch of shit at the wall at you and they see what sticks. And they see what causes you to stay on that video longer. I want to see what happens in this flight.

You want to know of a crazy fact? A plane has never crashed from turbulence. Yeah. I actually have read that. I read that sometimes when I'm in terrible turbulence. I'll, like, pull up the article. It's reassuring. Yeah.

Dude, the thing that I think about Craig, this always helps me. I don't know the numbers, so don't check my numbers, but it's something, it's like one of the questions that we have here, like how many people at any given time in a day are up in the air in a plane. And it's like a fucking shitload of people. Right now, wherever you are on earth,

there's like a million people fly. Yeah, I mean, thousands of commercial flights take off and land every single day and everything's fine. But still, you can't convince me of it. I'm just not convinced. Here's what am I, here's a low-stakes conspiracy I just thought of. we got to have some better fucking technology than Bluetooth.

Like, who's sifling the next upgrade from Bluetooth technology? Bluetooth is the least reliable, shittiest fucking technology. But that's not a conspiracy theory. This is just you hate Bluetooth. The conspiracy is someone's holding down this next technology from taking over.

Big Bluetooth? Big Bluetooth is ruling the world. Why wouldn't Bluetooth just come out with the new technology then if they have it? What is Bluetooth? That's my best. What is it?

I hate it. It's never been explained to me what Bluetooth is. The real conspiracy, D.K., and Bill thinks this, Bill has said this on the hottest take. He doesn't wear wireless headphones because he thinks that the Bluetooth connection going in between your ears through your brain is, yeah, is damaging. So he only wears corded headphones. Here's another related to that, Craig. I think this is very true. I don't know if this is a conspiracy or just a theory, but when you listen to a podcast, so right now I'm on my typical

podcast speed, I vary between 2.0 X and 1.8X. Psychopath. Yeah. But I can listen to it when it's in my ear, when it's in an earbud, because it's like mainlining to my brain versus if I try and listen to it on a speaker, it's way too fucking fast. I can't listen to it when it's just like on a speaker. But when I have it in my ear, it's just like...

Again, no, I don't know, you don't know what a conspiracy is. That's not a conspiracy. I said this. It's more of a theory than a conspiracy. Oh, okay. But what's the theory? That's just something you notice. What's the theory?

That it's harder to listen to something when it's not in your ear versus out loud. It's like, there's something to do with the science of like you're like mainlining it into your fucking system. I mean,

I believe that. I don't know. Because your ears aren't competing for any other sounds when it's in your earbuds, right? When it's out loud, there's other things going on. Yeah, maybe that's it.

Maybe it's the way that the waves move, you know? Mm-hmm. Because when you're listening on a, like on a speaker that's five feet away, it's like, like fucking crazy fast. Dude, you can't do accents, but you're like sound things are like incredible.

You're a little noises. Tasmanian devil. Did you get that so? I feel like what you have a kid, you just have to make funny sounds a lot. Oh yeah, that's 100% true. That was that was approximately the noise I make for an alligator. My son likes, he just gets a kick out of this little alligator toy that he has. And so that's like, I pretend it's like going towards him

and I make that noise and he loves it. Anyway, my conspiracy though is that like something's holding back the next generation of YouTube from being a thing because we've had fucking Bluetooth for, I don't know, how long has it been like 10 years and nothing better has come along? Do you like air? Are you including AirDrop in this?

Because AirDrop has been kind of a game changer. Yeah, but why? Do you don't have any AirDrop headphones? Well, my argument would be Bluetooth works great. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it sucks. I don't understand. Bluetooth sucks.

It's constantly disconnecting. It's constantly connecting to other shit randomly for no fucking reason. I walk around, I have a Bluetooth that's hooked up to my speaker downstairs and I, for my phone. And randomly, it'll hook up to the speaker upstairs. And I'm like, where did the music go? It's like fucking upstairs all of a sudden. I drive up to my house and my girlfriend's, like Bluetooth hooks into the car. It's like Game of Thrones all of a sudden starts playing when I drive up to the house.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. Can we get a Bluetooth that actually works? works well. But it doesn't want to make me fucking throw my phone. That's all I'm saying. I got to be honest, this might be an old man yelling at clouds here, because Bluetooth works great for me.

I have no issues with Bluetooth. Are you fucking serious? Bluetooth? I think Bluetooth is legitimately the worst technology that is generally... Well, do you just have like 10 devices in your house at all times searching for a Bluetooth signal? That's your problem.

No, it's not... If they're on, like, you can't leave anything on in your house. It's just randomly connecting to some random thing in the fucking upstairs. This is terrible. I think that we are the least deserving group of people for nice things that's ever existed. Everything is great. We have all this wonderful technology, and no matter what you give us, we just hate it.

Bluetooth is not a wonderful technology. It sucks. It's better than using wires. Should we just start? But that's the bare minimum. Should we what? Well, I was going to say, this is, do you want an actual conspiracy theory? Should we just complain about things?

Because I can do either. I'm very good. I mean, I enjoy complaining about Bluetooth. We can do something else now, though. What do you want to, what else? You want to, like, an actual conspiracy theory? This is like a real conspiracy. Like a low-stakes conspiracy theory from Tyler.

Tyler. Dick you didn't do it. Tyler or Kyler? Tyler. No, no, Kyle. I still didn't get it. Like Thomas with a T. You guys said at the same time.

This is old man, Lails a Cloud. Anyway, this is incredible. What did he say? What's that? Hold on. Let me take out my Bluetooth pen. I can't hear anything. Big horn things that sticks into your ear.

You can't hear us because we're not speaking at 1.9 speed. I think you guys are the only two people on Earth that think Bluetooth is good. Anyway, continue. No, we're just the only people under 30 that you interact with. My AirPods and my workout headphones and all that. This is the most shocking thing to me that you like Bluetooth. I literally, I knew what you meant about Bluetooth connecting to other things. And I thought about it.

The example I thought of was from five years ago. No, this happens to me. every day. I hate losing so much. Anyway, Walt Disney World has a Hall of President's attraction where animatronic presidents talk and stuff and it's thrilling. But during the 2016 presidential election, Tyler here, I'm confident that because Hillary Clinton was so heavily favor to win that the Disney Hall of President's people started early on her figure. And then when Trump won, instead of getting rid of it, they just tried to make it look like Donald Trump. This is so weird in specific, but if he says Google it, then you Google it and you're like, I think that he's right.

Like, if you look at this thing, you're like, oh my God, that does look like they turned a Hillary Clinton figure into Donald Trump. Okay, so what am I supposed to Google? It's right there in the dogs. I very much agree with you. Just type in Donald Trump Disney Hall of Presidents, D.K. I read this and I was like, what a weird specific. And I clicked on, like, yep, that's exactly what happened.

They turned a earlier Clinton figure into Donald Trump. I agree. Like, if you take his hair off, it looks almost more like Hillary Clinton than Trump himself. The bone structure. It's, yeah, it's not what his face. It's not even kind of what his face looks like. Absolutely disturbing to look at. This is the perfect low-stakes conspiracy theory.

I love it. Thank you, Tyler. So there you go. If you've got more, please emails at RearFantasyFootball.g.m. I guess at this point, just please email us your thoughts on Bluetooth. I guess that we'll bumping that in. But also, low-stakes conspiracy theories. D.K., I feel like it's good that you can't even conceive of whatever.

a conspiracy theory is. I think that that's like a good thing, though. I prefaced it with saying it's not a conspiracy theory. Give me a break. Nothing, Craig? I don't think recycling is real. Oh my God. No, I'm so mad. This is if I ever go on the hottest take. This is the first one I'm going to do. Recycling is, no one knows how to do it. Do you know how many friends I have that have said that the building they live in, they've seen the garbage should come by, And even though you have to like so carefully put them in different, they just put all at all in the same place. Dude, that happened in me.

It's not single stream. When I was a PA on Kimmy Schmidt, uh, I used at night, one of the PAs each week would have to like, you know, like make sure all the trash is ready for the, the janitors to come in and take the trash out.

You had to have separated fucking recycles and non-recyclables. The dude just comes, dumps it all in one big fucking bin in leaves. Dude, it's crazy. And then also, wait, there's a Rick and BORD.

It's just a PR stunt to make it sound like you're environmentally conscious, but you're fucking not. It's fake. I've come all the way through at Carabachlow Warming, but I'm like, yeah, I don't know what this is doing. Also, there's an amazing Rick and Morty joke where Rick throws it a can and and he's like, Rick, you got to recycle. It's like, aluminum's 8% of the Earth, Morty.

Good luck with that. I don't know. I know I'm wrong, but I still refuse to believe it. Also, what is compost? How often do you guys know when to put what in a recycling or garbage? I'm like, okay, food container like there's like take out stuff on it.

So I have to wash that out to recycle it. I have no idea. If I put that in recycling and there's food stuff on it, like if I don't wash out this jar of peanut butter, are they going to put it in the garbage because I didn't wash it out? Is that how that works? They don't teach you that in schools.

Our buddy Greg, that's his next. After he figures, after his students figure out how many farts have ever been farted, teach him about recycling. And I'm so, I don't want to act like, I don't want to pretend I don't care, but it's more like, you know, When they ask if you want a receipt, do you guys have, you just never know what you're going to say until they ask, right? Like, I'm just like, yes, no, I don't know.

I just have no concept of whether I'm taking it. That's how I feel about recycling. Every time I go to do it, I'm like, I'm not consistent. Do you ever feel like it's a little weird that you have to pay? Shouldn't they be paying you to recycle? They do. No, I have to pay for recycling. I have to pay for someone to come get my recycling.

You can also, I feel like it should be the other way around. You guys are taking my shit. Yeah. I'm selling it. Well, but you can also... They're selling it. They're coming to get it. This trash collection.

You can also like take... You can turn in cans for money. I'm giving them a product. Yes, that's what I'm saying, Craig. You're giving them a product. I'm giving them material, which they're taking and breaking down and selling off or what I don't know how the... No, I'm saying, D.K., that is real. Like, in college, we used to take all of our beer cans to a place and they would pay us for it.

Right. This is exactly what I'm saying. Now I pay for someone to come get it. I know, but you're saying why don't they pay you? I'm saying that does exist. Yeah, I know. We're saying the same thing. Recycling is good, and also I don't know.

Recycling is definitely good. If I, like, I guess maybe I'd phrase it this way. How confident are you from zero to like you would put your life on it? How confident are you that like all the recycling you've recycled actually has gone to recycle? You know what I mean? I'm a little word that none of my does. They're just going to pull the curtain back and it's just a giant massive pile of trash featuring everything in one pile.

I'm like, yeah, that's all PR. Yeah, it'll be fine. Are we going to go out on that rather uplifting note? Listen, I'm as environmentally conscious as the next guy. You know, climate change advocate, but... You're an advocate for climate change? Yeah, I love it. I'm an advocate for changing the climate.

Make the climate great again. All right. Emails or your fantasy football at jimmol.com. All right. Thank you, D.K. Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Jesse Lopez for production help. Oh, my God.

We haven't done Lauren yet. I know. Thank you, Lauren. Thank you, Rod Stewart. Nice. How did they get four million people there? We never came back to them. That doesn't make sense.

Where did they do that? It's like a giant field. What's your favorite Rod Stewart song? Young Turks. Great song. I don't know. I'm not going to try and sing it. I like Rod Stewart from the faces.

You what? When he was in the faces before he went solo. You know that band? No. You don't? You do. You know this on Kulala. God, you got to look at these photos of this Rod Stewart concert.

Young hearts, be free tonight. That's my attempt at singing Young Turks. Yo, you got to look at the pictures of this Rod Stewart concert. Oh, my God. I'm looking at it. It's unreal. How did they hear the music? I actually was wondering that too.

I was like, I think at some point you just go there to party. Oh my God. This is insane. So what am I Googling? Rod Stewart, 4 million people. Just look at the text. I sent it.

Brazil. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. It looks like a zombie invasion. Well, the only reason I thought this doesn't actually impress me all that much is like this is every Super Bowl parade or whatever. How many people go to Super Bowl? World Parades, like over a million.

Is that right? Yeah, we're in a hold another, I feel like not. Maybe not, maybe not that much, but that's what reminds me. All right. Goodbye, everyone.