The Ringer NFL Show - Week 17 Waivers, DK Metcalf, Suspended, Championship Trivia, and Clanker Coke Ads

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

First, an update on DK Metcalf's two-game suspension. Then, SHOWDOWN TIME! The guys discuss must-add players at each position ahead of NFL Week 17. It's the final waivers show of the year, so it's time crown a trivia champion. (00:00) Intro (02:40) DK Metcalf Suspension Update (07:45) RB Waivers: Michael Carter, Chris Rodtriguez Jr., Emari Demercado (17:08) WR Waivers: Parker Washington, Jalen Coker, Chimere Dike (28:02) TE Waivers: Taysom Hill, AJ Barner, and Pat Freiermuth (37:28): QB Waivers: Malik Willis, Tyler Shough, Geno Smith (39:24): D/ST Waivers: Patriots, Buccaneers, Steelers (42:18): Emails Discord link: https://discord.com/invite/WdtQNSdDUc Check out the 2025 Ringer Fantasy Football Rankings: https://fantasyfootball.theringer.com/ Email us! [e-mail] This episode is sponsored by Chime. Bank Smarter, Progress FartherThe Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Producers: Kai Grady, Carlos Chiriboga, and Cameron Dinwiddie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome with the ringer fantasy football show. My name is Danny Hydexon. I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Coralbeck, and we are going over all the players. You must add entering week 17, the fantasy football championships. I don't know if anyone is actually going to take players off of waivers and put them into their lineups or if people have made the finals.

But at the very least, we have our trivia championship that we have to figure out here. And also have to address the fact that if you are watching on video, I look like I'm in Narcos, Mexico. You look like you're on the Marty Supreme Press Tour. I'm just part of like Timmy Shallomays. Did you ever see traffic Craig back in the day?

Like everything was in a sepia tone? Yeah, dude. The early, I hate that. That's the whole look. Yeah. Yeah. Hyvitz looks like he's inside of an orange ping pong ball right. How did you?

That's actually the lighting. There you go. So I'm just ahead of the curve. So yeah, we're going to go through. Yeah, all the waivers, trivia,

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Dude, I will say Narcos, the intro music was pretty incredible. The first season? I already forgot it.

Oh, God. It was like a little show though. I loved that show. Narcos is when it came out. That guy's not People think that guy might win an Oscar this year Pablo Escobar

The guy who played him He's in another movie about a Scientist in what country Right He's in this movie called The Secret Agent People think he might get an Oscar on for it Cool Yeah I think it's Brazilian

All right we're going to get to waiver ads and trivia But first Just want to address the DK Metcalf thing People were mad that we didn't talk about it on the Sunday show But we had a sneaky feeling that something like this is going to happen. I'm just going to read, shout up Brooke prior to SBN, who does a great job.

And I'm going to just read because I think every paragraph of this story at the top is important. Steelers wide receiver, D.K. Metcalfe has been suspended two games without pay by the NFL for, quote, conduct detrimental to the NFL for initiating a physical confrontation with a fan, end quote. During Sunday's game before field,

that was the end of the NFL quote, still quoting Brooke's story. According to the NFL's actions violate the league policy that specify, players may not enter the stands or otherwise confront fans at any time on game day if a player makes unnecessary physical contact with the fan in any way that constitutes on sportsman like conduct or presents crowd control issues blah blah blah blah he will be

held accountable and then Ryan Kennedy the Detroit Lions fan involved in the altercation with DK McKeff on Sunday denied he used a racial slur misogynistic or hate-based language during the incident according to a statement released by a Michigan law firm and then D.K. McHuff who played for the Seahawks before being traded to the Steelers this year reported Kennedy to Seattle team security in the past, a source confirmed to ESPN Seox reporter Brady Henderson. The Seawks played at Detroit in 2022, 2022, 2023, and 2024. Yeah, so clearly there's a little bit more going on here than just he struck up a conversation with a random fan. Obviously, you don't ever want to be punching a fan.

That was a horrible look, and it looked bad at the moment. But we don't exactly know yet what this guy said to D.K. Metcalfe and how that triggered him. So, you know. There's almost no reason to punch a fan. Yeah. Almost. Right. Almost.

No excuse. I mean, the fact that they have a history is actually kind of wild. It's nuts. I couldn't believe that. That he was like, I know this guy and I've told Seattle security about him before. I hate that. If there's like an actual,

if there's a paper trail too on this, that he told the security. Yeah. This guy, this fan. Yeah. So he's out two games. I think he's going to appeal.

He has appealed. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, we'll see if he's. able to make it back if it gets reduced by a game or not. But yeah, the last two games of the season, he might not play.

Yeah, I forget the timeline of how the appeals work, but obviously, that's huge because that would either be the Ravens game or if they go to the playoffs. So it could be pretty substantive. But yeah, the fact that this guy's come up before, I immediately went from the guy's side to D.K. McCaff's side, like really quickly. Yeah, it just felt like there's a video and it appears like nothing's going on. And the guy doesn't say anything. but it's like something happened before the video clearly.

I don't know. The whole thing doesn't, doesn't pass muster. Right. Yeah. We'll withhold judgment for now until more comes out of it. Exactly. The guy said he called DK by his full name.

That's why I never called DK by his full name because the last time he did, he slapped the shit out of me. That's right. Even though, yeah. Don't you ever call me Daniel? DeKalin Kelly. That's your name. DeKalin Kelly.

He's like, what'd you fucking call me? Okay. Let's get to waivers. I mean, if you're here, no point explaining it anymore. I mean, people know how it works by now. It's the last week of the season. So for the handful of people who found us this week, we hope you know for the first time. Yeah.

Welcome. We're going to go through waivers position by position and we're going to add players. And frankly, it's an excuse to finish your trivia championship. Because with the exception of three people on this list, I hope you don't have to play any of these people in your fantasy championship. If you're in the fantasy championship, odds are your bench is deep enough where even if you had Quinn Sean Judkins or somebody who got hurt, you probably have a better option. But just in case. This might be toilet bowl stuff. That's true.

That's actually way more important for people like me in the toilet bowl, right? I will say, though, there are some gnarly teams in championships. I know. They really are. You ever go to your fantasy league and look at the championship? Dude, because obviously, how did this team finish second? I don't get that.

It's funny because it kind of mirrors the actual NFL season this year where like, I think it's in my home league, like the fifth and the sixth seed are in the championship. And the Ringer League, it's like two teams that were six and eight are in the championship. these rosters that don't look deserving, it's very bizarre year. It's all over the place. It really is. I'm sorry,

I'm going to pull up just because Jackie who beat me in a league and is now into the championship in a league we're in. Can I just read you some of the players in Jackie's team? Yeah. And Jackie's in the final

and I'm looking at it. And her quarterback is Trevor Lawrence. Her running backs are Ashton Gentie and Breeze Hall. Interesting. It's like a real, really her? What the fuck?

Yeah. Why do we do that? Why do we spend so much time on this? Dude, in my home league, the guy who made the championship last week, started Quinn Ewers. Super flex. And won the game because he had Pookin to Koo, now he's in the time.

That's so stupid. Craig, I'm going, I'm going to a championship in one league and I'm starting Phil Rivers. Super flex though, right? Two quarterbacks. Super flex. Yeah. Super flex to be clear, but still. I mean, we're digging in the bottom of a barrel here for quarterbacks in particular, but yeah. It's unbelievable.

Anyway, I just, just look at the championship team. Just stare at them. Sometimes it's like, oh yeah. And sometimes you're like, I don't understand this. I like, I never could have picked this constellation. players even having watched the entire season. Okay, let's get to running back, DK. If you actually have to pick and play a play, pick up and play a player this week,

either for championship or toilet ball. So we running back. I don't know if we retired him last week. I think we talked about this, but Blake Corm, if he's still out there, I think has to be your number one choice. You guys want to retire him and go to someone else. Yeah. If Blake Corm's available, then without a doubt he would be the number one guy.

Yeah. We'll just qualify him. I'll go with Michael Carter for the Cardinals again, who he's the leadback for the team. They're going up against the Bengals next week, which has been the worst against the running backs and fantasy this year. He is in a target or he's in a time split with Corey Kiner and Amari Demarcato. So he's not like getting all the carries, but he is the lead guy for them. I think the Cardinals' offense will be a little bit better this week than it was last week. You're just going to get more touches with him.

Again, this is kind of like what we just laid out. Like obviously not ideal if you have to start Michael Carter. But if you're in the toilet bowl, I think you go pick him up. I did not go with him. Who do you got? It's bottom of the barrel here. I went with Chris Rodriguez for the commanders who is playing Dallas on Christmas Day. That's another good one.

Yeah, yeah. He had 15 carries like 65 yards than a touchdown last week. He is the starting running back playing Dallas, who is beat up and not good against the run right now, and I would go with them. I think that's fine. I'm okay with that. I would go with Carter just because Deky said lead back versus Bengals.

And I know the Cardinals aren't running a ton, but I do think Cardinals will have a ton of points. Those are just two teams that are. are kind of mirrors of each other. I just don't like that Michael Carter's whole thing was catching passes. And now Amari DiMarcato's back. And now Michael Carter's not catching passes. They do kind of have a weird delineation of duties.

Yeah, I don't like anything. I don't like that Josh Johnson's going to be the quarterback. Honestly, Craig, you know what my biggest issue with your pick is? Yeah. It goes against your principle. If you pick the game on Christmas, you're going to watch a third string quarterback, Josh Johnson on Christmas. And you're going to ruin your whole goddamn holiday and be like, why did I choose to do this?

I'd literally rather just have a guy on Sunday. So I don't have to watch and have my entire Christmas weekend ruined because I played a guy on Christmas. Yeah, now you get to watch Bengals Cardinals and pray that that game goes well. That'll be fun. I will say if Chris Rodriguez scores in Christmas, that's kind of nice. True. The ultimate gift. Yeah, maybe it's Rodriguez. It's one of those two guys, though. I think there's a massive tier break after those two. Yes, I debated like another guy, Emmanuel Wilson, who's the backup running back for Green Bay. Josh Jacobs is banged up. Yeah, he fumbled in that bear's game last week and then only played two offensive snaps after the fumble, but he's clearly not healthy and he's playing through a knee

and an ankle thing right now. Emmanuel Wilson looked pretty good. And LaFleur said that the reason why Emmanuel Wilson played more was not because he punished Jacobs for the fumble, but because Wilson just looked really good. I also think sometimes those younger guys are better with the read option exchanges like with Malik Willis suddenly. It's like when Josh Jacobs was like, when was the last time I really had to do this a lot? You know what I mean? Yeah. So I do think he's like kind of lingering as that next option. So who should we, who should we do the showdown with?

Well, if it's you break the tie. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'll think Chris Rodriguez. Yeah. Why don't you do Michael Rodriguez? Michael Rodriguez?

Yeah. Can't not care that much. It's not like it, Matt. Whoever wins trivia gets to pick their guy, you know. That's true. Sure. Dude,

I'm in shock. We're taking the series of Colts game. We're taping this during the Colts game. Philip Rivers cannot be stopped right now. He's out here. Old Man Rivers out here. I need 80 points from McCaffrey and Jonathan Taylor. McCaffrey scored.

I know. Malloryman is texting me saying I'm going to win. It's right. I only need 70. One more points from the combined. You have Taylor and McCaffrey? Yeah. There's not even,

there aren't pass rushers within 10 feet of Phil when he's throwing the ball. It's because he's getting rid of the ball in one and a half seconds. Honestly, he's kind of throwing it down the field. They can't get near. He is. He's pushing it. And they can't get near any of the receivers either.

It's like Josh Downs just open like 12 yards down the field and every fucking pass. Anyway, all right, so we're going to do Chris Rodriguez. Sure. Yeah. Okay. All right. That means it is time for the Chris Rodriguez showdown time.

And so this is the trivia, the trivia championship. It's really between Hyphitz and I, D.K. A little bit of a spectator. But what's the score? Hyphitz is in first with 18. I'm in second with 16 and D.K. has 10. Wow. I was robbed.

got to win. I have to win all three. Okay. Or I guess I could win two and D.K. wins the other one. If it gets uninteresting, then maybe we'll, maybe we'll do a double or nothing at the end with the game that someone suggested. Okay. We have a, this is appropriate that's Chris Rodriguez. So this is from Taylor. T-bone. Taylor. Breakfast was three scrambled. Oh. I like that. Breakfast was three scrambled eggs, homemade breakfast sausage, 175 grams of 0% vanilla Greek yogurt.

That's he knows someone's like 175 grams. They're weighing their breakfast. Black coffee and a cool mint zim. All right. Cool mint zin. Yeah. Wow.

Protein. Little, little buzz. I like it. Taylor. People that listen to show are maniacs for breakfast, aren't they? Craig is a great window to people's minds. I love it.

I mean, they're emailing trivia on our week 17 trivia episode. These people, these are die-hards here. They go hard. every aspect of their life. Taylor writes, because D.K. mentioned that Josh Johnson, he was posting about how Josh Johnson will be in the NFL forever eight years ago. Taylor writes, how many entries are on Josh Johnson's Wikipedia page under the team history section.

And for clarification, the same team counts twice if they signed him twice. So if a team signed him five times, that would be five entries. How many, how many entries does he have? Basically, it's like how many times has he signed with a team, but it's like on, Wikipedia, but it's how many times has Josh Johnson signed with the team, even if it was like to the practice squad or whatever. Okay. Because we know he's been on. Can we say the number of the amount of teams he's been on? Because we said that yesterday. Yeah, I think that's like common knowledge because we said it yesterday. It was 14 teams. 14 teams. Yeah. But. Oh, yeah. We all knew that when we guessed and wrote one down earlier.

Yeah. Well, you should have been listening to me. As I always say. Um, all right. Craig, do you got a number in mind? Sure. Sure. yeah whatever all right three two one 24 damn it i said way too many i said 40 which was stupid that's a lot i was like oh well if high school and college

and the xfler and it was a bad it was a very bad guess all right so what is it the answer is what did you guys say again Craig said 24 i said 25 he's gonna get it wow the answer is 25 on the nose

damn it that. I'm fucking it up. That was a winnable game right there, Craig. Can I say something? I actually was on the Josh Johnson Wikipedia yesterday. I did not count for the record how many subconscious there were. But yeah, maybe I did

sort of up there somewhere. All right, I'm still alive. I'm still alive. Hold on. While we're on Josh Johnson, we have to read another email here. This is from Sam. Sammy. S. Bone. So do you remember what we was actually talking about the show yesterday? We were saying how Josh Johnson was old like a decade ago. We were talking about how he's like Clint Eastwood.

Yeah. So Sam writes in, Josh Johnson and Clint Eastwood went to the same high school. Stop. Stop! At the same time. No fucking way.

Dude. Where to go to high school? The Oakland Tech, which also the alumni include Marshawn Lynch, Kirk Flood, Ricky Henderson, and the Muppeteer Frank Oz.

I want to say Marshawn Lynch and Josh Johnson are either friends or related somehow. I want to say they might be cousins. Well, they went to the same high school, so they probably played together. Isn't that crazy, though? Like, what are the odds of that? Like, yeah.

Dude, Josh Johnson and Marshawn Lynch are cousins. Yeah, they're cousins. And Clint Eastwood is their uncle. He's their grandfather. Great, great uncle. Oh, my God. Wow, that's insane. I know.

What are the odds of that? All right. Wide receivers. Do you think Clint Eastwood has directed more movies than teams Josh Johnson has signed with? No. Yeah. Oh, wait. He's been a director for 45 years, right?

25 Stint. I'm saying 25 movies. Because directing is different than starring. I'm saying, do you think he's directed more than 25 movies? I feel like I can name five. I don't think he has. Okay.

That's less than 25. Well, I mean, you got a big bridge to gap there. But is this like Tom Brady, one of more Super Bowls and Peyton in his 40s. Hasn't Clint Eastwood made five movies since he turned 80? Yeah, yeah. I mean, the answer is,

I would probably guess like 30, 35, but... This is like a classic pre-internet thing that would have been way more fun and now I'm just gonna look it up an I mean. It's close, I bet, kind of. Maybe, I don't know. What did you say? 30 or 35 would be my guess.

The answer is he's directed, it's 45 on his IMDB. 45 directing movies. He's 96. Starting to look like late stage Al Davis out here. What's his skincare routine? Sea Monster. Hmm.

All right, wide receiver, third time's a charm. DK, you have to add a receiver. I think this is way more realistic than running back this week. If you had out of receiver off waivers, play them in your lineup. Parker Washington for the Jags would probably be my guess. Yeah. Sixth catches under 45 yards of touchdown. He looked awesome out there.

He's only playing 55% of snaps. So that is slightly worrisome. He's playing behind Jacobi Myers and Brian Thomas Jr. But I feel like Trevor just completely trust this guy. He's really good after the catch. he's really useful. He's also a good returner. So in terms of the guys that are out there on waivers,

if I want to start a guy this week, I'm probably going to Park of Washington. They're playing the Jags in Indy next. So it'll be in a dome. They are the Jags. Damn, did Pierce just score another touchdown? Yeah, he did. This is unbelievable.

Old Man Rivers is cooking. Dude, it was third in gold from like the 15, and he converted that. What in the world is going on here? Like, Josh Allen didn't convert that last weekend. And Philip Rivers is converting third and goals from the 15. Oh, flag.

Oh, it's on the Niners. Oh, it's all right. No, no, it's on the Niners. It counts. Unreal. At some point, we'll have to talk about if he's like a little better than he was at the end of the first cold stint. It's all the rest he got, man. Just a smidge. He's rested.

Yeah, Parker Washington's the answer receiver. He's probably, he's usually the best player on waivers. And if you had to play a flex guy, Craig is making a face. Like, it's not Parker Washington. No, no. That is the right call. But there's a little bit of like Trey Tucker syndrome to these guys where it's like they have the big week. And then we're like, add him.

And in reality, he's like the third option on the team. And the week before this, he had six points. The week before that, he had three. So it's like, you are kind of shooting fish in a barrel here. But I agree he's the best player. There's like Luther Burden is banged up. I don't know if he's going to play. Jalen Coker, kind of similar situation is Parker Washington.

Playing the Seahawks. Playing the Seahawks. So I agree that Parker Washington is the choice. I'm not sure I agree with the fact that he's like a bankable flex no matter. Craig, what do you think about Adam Thielen? No. As long as we're talking about old men. Yeah, because the thing about the Steelers is they're not going to have D.K.

Maccalf, they're also not going to have Calvin Austin. He also left the game with a hamstring injury, which is, I think we can, I think the tight ends will be more useful than the wide. I think the Steelers genuinely might run multiple plays with three tight ends and two running backs. I mean, John Smith is like a running back now. John Smith has more carries than catches and last. They're going to have Gainwell outside of receiver. There's got Jalen Ward and John Smith. Actually, that's true.

With two tight ends up. Maybe receiver on the team. Can have gainwell. between the Jets and the Steelers this year at the receiving yardage. It's unbelievable. Jets are my smidgen chance to have no deceptions and no forger receivers? Okay, so we're doing Parker Washington showdown time here. Yeah, let's do it.

All right. It is officially nut crunch time for Craig. And I have to win this or it's over. It is the Parker Washington showdown time. Craig, should I purposely lose? That actually might make me better at this. DK, why don't you just have faith? Why don't you just not throw it?

Because I want to make it interesting. Trust the process. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I put my little thumb on the scale here, if I can. That's actually what I've been doing the whole year. I can't win like that. That's a coward's way out. Gotcha, I'm glad D.K. admitted that.

You don't want to, what is the beginning of the fantasy court intro? Definitely don't want to tell anyone you're doing this thing. Or you don't want to get handcuffed. Definitely don't tell anybody about this. Yeah, definitely don't tell him. Okay, so D.K. admitting that it's rigged. Okay.

So here's the question. This is from Richard. Rich. Anybody seen Richie? Nobody gets that but me. I just pretend it's from the bear, but I know it's like still on or something. I'm like, yeah. Segal.

Segal. How dare you? I know they're not. Conflate those two. Different guys. Okay. Dick writes, breakfast this morning was a spinach sausage keesh with coffee with almond milk. I got to say.

Sausage is more in play than I expected every morning for these folks. Did he make the cheese? in the mix. I don't know if he made the quiche. He said a piece of a quiche. It was spinach, sausage, and what? Kish, and then the coffee with almond milk. I feel like that's a Starbucks order.

Probably. Spinage sausage, kish, but it sounds like those little bites they have. Yeah. That's probably a good call. In honor of fart or shart, a buttload is an actual unit of measurement. What?

A buttload is a real unit of measurement. According to who? It's a real fucking thing. According to who? I guessed and then I looked up the answer and I'll explain it. According to the hit, hit group dude perfect. They put it in their Wikipedia.

According to sports science. According to Dick, a buttload is real. All right. What unit of measurement are we guessing in? A liquid. Okay, keep going, but are we guessing in what? How many gallons? The question is how many gallons is a buttload?

I didn't even, all right. So it's more than a gallon. You're guessing in gallons. How many gallons is a buttload? How many gallons is a buttload? How many gallons is a buttload? There's a timon Eric skit called D pants, and it's just short,

that's short for diarrhea pants. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. This is D.K.'s favorite video on the internet. It's the funniest thing. It's actually, it's actually vile, but it's the funniest thing. They're like, see-through, like, plastic. Anyway, I'm like, how many gallons are in the D-pants?

Is that, like, how I'm picturing this? This is weird. Gallons. How many gallons is a buttload? All right. All right. All right. Three, two, one.

20. You said two DK? Yeah, two. Craig, by the skinnier teeth. I said 16. Oh, God. The answer is 126. That's way too much.

126 specifically? AK 477 liters, a.k.a. Two hogsets, which don't even get me started on the hogsets. What's a hogs head? Two hogs heads is one buttload. According to whom? I'm so glad you asked.

So in medieval England or medieval Europe, a butt was a cask they used to hold giant quantities of wine or ale, beer or wine. It was like big ass barrels. Wow. Okay. So this isn't some just like dorky internet thing. This is real.

It's pretty dorky still. I mean, we're talking about butts and buttloads. I mean, it's not not. But yeah. So a hog said, which I feel like I've heard of,

more bars, but yes, so two hogs ed's one butt. So a hog is a cheek. Okay, so they used to store beer in a, in a butt. In a butt, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which are just barrels. With cask. Is that where butt came from? Like the word butt, like they started looking at like two barrels and it's like,

oh, that kind of looks like cheeks. I guess. Wow. So we can start calling asses barrels. That's fun. Look at the barrel on her. Beryl. Burrels.

Look at them barrels Yeah Look at them hogs heads Okay Craig gets Parker Washington Who he didn't even want I feel like Craig's gonna bail And take Luther Byrd anyway

No no I'm gonna take Parker Burden's hurt I'll take uh yeah he is Fuck this sucks Um Part of me wants Craig joked about Trey Tucker Part of me wants Trey Tucker

versus the Giants Just because the Giants can't guard anyone Yeah Part of me I kind of It's him or Kimer D-D care, Luther Bird. I don't know. I would take bird. I'm like, how hard is Byrd? I don't want to take a injured rookie. No.

All right. So who are you taking? Fucking A man. I got to play one of these motherfuckers. I'll take Tray Tucker. I hate the Giants cornerbacks with a fiery passion. I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd play him. Jalen Coker versus the Seahawks is probably a better answer even though it's the Seahawks. Nobody wants to play Shemar D. D.K. I'm going, I'm going out of a limb here. I'm living my life dangerously and I'm taking Shemir D.K.

Hell yeah. In the honor of my name too also. I saw a crazy stat about Shemir DK. He is the fourth rookie in NFL history with at least four receiving touchdowns and multiple punt return touchdowns joining Tyree Kill, Des Bryant, and Eddie Kennison. Wow. Des Bryant did that?

That's interesting. Yeah, he's good, man. Also, I just think, Kim Ward is playing a lot better than he was early on in the season. So much better. This is less of a desperate, I think for like five or six weeks,

or seven weeks more or longer. We were just like, we're not going to recommend any Titans players because this offense is just not working whatsoever. But I think the offense has actually been a little bit better lately. So they play the Saints next weekend, close out the fantasy season. And just like D.K.

Because not, you know, in the past five games, five targets, eight targets, four targets, seven targets. But he's a big part of this offense. Speaking of but load, Ivan's chair is squeaking like an old wooden ship. Is it me? Is it my chair? The diversity, the HMS diversity.

Oh, it is. Yeah. That thing's getting a buttload. buttload right now. It's squeaking. Oh, yeah. So there's noises. Between the orange light, there's squeaks, his dog squeaks, there's, there's, I'm at Jackie's brothers for Christmas. So if there sounds, there sounds, it does look like, because you're in Pittsburgh, right? It does look like you're just surrounded by Pittsburgh yellow. There's just like neon Pittsburgh signs all around. Yeah, I just have terrible towels, though, all over everything. Um, okay.

Wait, Hyvitz, you took cocker. Quick sniff. I guess him on trip. Yeah, I guess Jalen Coker fuck. I mean, this sucks. You could take Mack Hollins. No.

I want people wear shoes. You could take A.D. Mitchell. I literally would rather lose than root for Brady Cook in week 17 of a football season. All right. Imagine depending on the New York Jets and Brady Cook,

who literally, would you say, Craig, that Garrett Wilson hasn't played since mid-October and he leads the team in receiving yards? With like 385. So I looked at it. Someone emailed it.

Sorry, I didn't look it up. Someone else looked it up. I haven't had time to confirm it today. But I think the lowest receiving yardage leader in a modern era team is like 430. And the Ramm, the Jets seriously do have a shot at the lowest ever. Yeah, because Garrelson's obviously hurt. And Mason Taylor is next and he's hurt. Wow.

Dude, that's fucking wrong. Who would it have to be, Craig? Who's third? I don't know. Is it Breeze Hall? I'm looking it up right now. So can you imagine if the Jets don't get an interception to become the first team to ever not. have an interception this even.

But on yardage. Brice Hall is 332 yards receiving. But that's not a give it. He gets to 400. No, no. Because if it was it 430, he needs 100 more. So Mason Taylor 369 and the Breeze Hall. So 80 Mitchell's 279.

So he needs, I mean, dude, that's fucking crazy. Okay. That would be that the man. Every time you think the Jets can't get lower. All right. Tight end. Speak of the devil. D.K.

Number one tight end if you actually have to play one for week 17, which I hope nobody does. I guess I'm going to go with Taysom Hill who just does a little bit of everything for the Saints I don't I don't understand I don't know if they're going to keep using him like they did or if this was just for fun this week but Taysom Hill was freaking everywhere

he rushed the ball 12 times he threw the ball for a 38 or touchdown and he caught four passes for 36 yards like this was the Taysom Hill farewell tour game or something like that's like you know when a guy's getting close to retired they're just like go out there and shoot his many shots as you can. But yeah, Taysom Hill with Camara out probably.

Camara's already like in Cabo or something at this point. You straight could Pinia Colada somewhere. And Adric Estimate. Sorry, Devin Neal is already on I are also. Alvin Camara was probably not coming back. Audric Estime is like the next guy up. But they really ended up just using Taysam Hill as like they're starting running back in this game.

So yeah, going with Taysam Hill. They're playing. Who are they playing? They're playing the Titans. The answer has to be Taysam Hill. It has to be. It's no the way to go down. No.

If you're going to talk about upside, it has to be Taysam Hill. Classic. He had four catches and 12 carries last week. 16 touches and that's not even included in playing quarterback. God damn it. And throwing passes. I love Taysam Hill.

Taysam Hill is maybe my favorite player that's been in the league since we've started doing the show. Well, yeah. He's like the only guy. He's a modern day Cloy's box. Like he's playing in the 1950s still. Okay. It is the final round of trivia.

It is the Taysam Hill showdown time. Let's do it. All right. That's what we call Kismet right there. That is not planned. That is not planned, Craig. That is, you know, as Craig said earlier, sometimes, you know, you got to believe.

Sometimes the universal lines. By the way, I have my, my Cloist box. I don't know if it's a rookie card or just football card behind me. Somebody gave that to me at a show, one of our live shows. Yeah, I have my coach box box. All right, you guys are laying on too thick. No one's going to believe this is real, but this is just, this is the universe.

This is, they have D.K.K. Craig, have no idea what's about to happen, but this email is from John. Is Cloy's here right now? Is he in the room? Michael Bubley and Cloyce and Lauren. I actually, so John's breakfast was a package of blueberry velvita, and a black coffee. Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, the Belvita cookies. Belvita. I was confused Belvedo. Valvita. It was like blueberry cheese? Interesting. Wait, what's Belveda? It's the cookies.

Yeah. No, they're not cookies. They're like breakfast bars. Everyone needs to spill feet. It got really mad at you. But so John's question is, I mean, it's basically a cookie. This email, I can't believe Cloy's box game about it.

You said, you guys love Cloyce Box. True. So as the final trivia email of the year, I chose, how many receiving yards did Cloyce Box have in his best game in the NFL? Well, wait. It's not a trick question. They literally wrote the email,

parentheses, not a trick. question. He had like catches and yards and it was after the forward. It's like a real thing. Because he was an end and a running back. What was he? Well, he played all 21 positions plus kicker, coach. He was a taste of hell. He was basically

everything. So sorry to die. So his highest receiving yard total in a single game. Yeah, his career high in receiving. In a game. Not like a, not a series. Yeah, in a game. Yeah, sorry. In a game. Man. I can't believe you guys tasted. I actually just picked this because I love

Cloyce Box that I did as the final one of the year and I didn't think he would come up. This is tricky. Did he take a screen pass to the house one day? I don't know. Of course you did. I know what I'm picking. 3, 2, 1. 183.

I said, I said 220. 220. Two 20 receiving yards? Craig, here's the deal. We get tagged in so many Cloicebox tweets because he's like up there with the most ridiculous numbers. I can't remember what it is though. time of my head. Yeah, Cloisbox, the reason he came up was because he had the lion's record for like 100, like crazy games. But I thought he, I didn't realize he was catching passes. I thought

he was more of a running back. He was doing it all. Okay, what's the answer? The answer is 302. 302 receiving yards in a game. Clois. Clois is a legend. What the fuck. See, this is Craig. We always get tagged in tweets because Clois box comes up on broadcast when it's like the most receiving yards in a game and Cloice box is Since Cloyce box, 1954. I guess way too, Loy. 302 yards in a game? Clayish, you think, Craig, you think Cloy's reeled in Fern with under 300 receiving yards in the game?

I guess 53 yards in a game is not enough for Fern. Fern's not getting out of bed in the morning for more than 250 for less than 250 here. All right. I need to investigate this game. What was what was Boyce Box's career high? Boyce pox is probably 52. Boyce box. Did he play in the NFL?

Same. Good old boys. His brother was Boyce or his father's son was his brother was boys. Coise and boys. Dude, I love that back then. How many points you scored was like a part of the stat? Like it was this game in December 3rd, 1950, he set a Detroit team record with 12 catches, four touchdowns, 24 points and 302 receiving yards. Because he'd get the extra points.

He would score the touchdowns and kick the field goals. They were using points back then. Oh, man. 302 receiving yards. What is the record in the NFL? I think it's 3.30. Who did that? That's a good question.

It was Jimmy Smith crazily got close, but I think it's, it's some weird. It's an old time. It's Willie Flipper Anderson, of course. Flipper Anderson. Calvin Johnson was second. You don't crazily got really close. I think I'm doing this right here. I think of Jimmy Smith on the Jaguars.

I think if. Yeah, he's seven. He had 291, which is crazy. Flipper Anderson. Flipper was not that old. Flipper did that in like the 90s. That Calvin Johnson, oh, Calvin Johnson's two with 329. If memory serves, he didn't even have that many touchdowns in that game.

Flipper did it in 1989. Yeah. Calvin Johnson did it in 2013. Wait, I'm looking up that Calvin game. You know what's funny about that Calvin game? He only had one touchdown, which has to be one of the most improbable things ever, to 379 yards in one touchdown. I don't even know how you do that.

Man, I botched that. For some reason, I didn't realize that Cloice was such a prominent receiving back. That guy was fucking McCaffrey out there. See, you know why? It's because you're boxing him in, if you will. You keep saying back. You're right.

He's an end, Craig. How many times we have to go over this? You're right. Honestly, I lived in him. His position on pro football ball references literally E-dash-HB. Halfback and end. and all be all baby uh okay so that would give me the trivia title

yeah part of me wants to give you it out and pitch you on a game that someone suggested no we can maybe do the game but you you earned it you won the title so i want you to have to win and do the game that would actually be great thanks well wait so you get taste of milk we have to keep going quickly so dk you have the second pick here um breton strange for the jay Jags, if he counts, he was 53 on Yahoo, a 53% roster on Yahoo. He might not be out there.

He's 27% on ESPN though, so that's why I threw him in there. No. We'll just assume he's already rostered, but I'll go with AJ Barner for the Seahawks. I'm going to go with Pat Friermouth, who I think is going to be more involved. Or I guess you can honestly go darn out Washington. Part of me just thinks it's going to be Darnell. And also, you know, it's week 17. Just have a live a little, man.

Have a little fun. Have the 312 pound tight end left tackle. The only thing about Darnel. Darnel is a little sloppy. Darnel's kind of like... It's all over the place. He's a 24-year-old who's 312 pounds. It's like, yeah, sorry, beggars can't be...

Sorry, he's not the largest and fastest person league and also just the most technical route run. He's a left tackle. Well, yeah, I feel like his like ball security is all over the place. He's always kind of... He's just falling down at all times, but you still can't tackle him.

There was a play where he... Aiden, he's like an important down in Aiden Hutchinson and he kind of handled him. He got a little chip from Jalen Warren, but I was watching him like, this is crazy that Darnal... is like kind of can block A Dutches and on third down. I mean, I think he is by far the hardest person to tackle I've ever seen in my lifetime.

Like, I think he destroys Derek Henry in terms of how hard he is to tackle. You know what? I will say, I think my most old school football take is I love the Oklahoma drill, and I wish it was part of the Pro Bowl. And I kind of wish Derek Henry and Darnal Washington would run the Oklahoma drill. That would just be like the large Hadron quieter or whatever. It's like the earth would just fold into itself. into a new dimension. Yeah, it's like, why do they need two miles to fire the particles?

Just give me two of them. I'll do it at like, like 10 minutes. Okay. So Tasem Hill and you're taking Fire Mooth. Did you take D.K. again? I took A.J. Barner. Okay. And Brent and Strange, where would he rank among all these if he's available?

Someone rage cuts him. Probably after Taysam Hill. Yeah. Okay. If we're running through this quickly for quarterbacks, God, I hope no one has to do it. But if you need to, I think if Jordan Love misses this week, I feel like you have to do Malik Will's First the Ravens. just because Millick Willis could genuinely get 10, 12 plus carries solely as a rusher.

Millie Willis is boom or bust, but I mean, when he's filled it in the past, he's at 20, 25 points, and he also has enough of a deep ball. It's like very risky, but again, he's also hurt. He has a shoulder injury. That did happen late in the game and he kind of like shrugged it off, but I don't think they have a choice. I think that who's the third string quarterback? It's like, is it still, is it still Sean Clifford? Who's the third string for the backers?

The backup quarterback is. Chris, a lot of a lot of a lot of gun. That's crazy. Oh, dude, I don't think they have one on the roster. So I don't like Willis is going to fucking play. Okay. Unless Jordan Love. But again, Jordan Love might play.

Willis. I also just think Tyler Shuck versus the Titans. If Tyler Shuck's available, like Tyler Shucks playing well. I've been mean to him this year. Would you dare think about Gino Smith? I would. Geno Smith hates the Giants because the Giants were going to let play. Mike, Ben Macon,

was going to play him instead of Eli Manning and Benchim, he was probably right. And then the Giants didn't. So Gino Smith hates the Giants, rightfully. But you could. Part of him is like if the Flomar misses time, Stoop Huntley, which maybe that's dumb, but I'm like, Stoop Huntley could also, you know, get you some rushing. But that's kind of, I would go Malik Willis, Tyler, if he played, Tyler Shuck, Gino.

What about Phil Rivers? After tonight's performance? Right now, there is nine minutes left in the second quarter and these quarterbacks have combined for five touchdowns. I feel like this kind of. Rivers game afterward. It's kind of like he just disappears into a mist and is like, you guys got this now. And he just kind of goes away. And everyone's like, was that real? I think he's signing for a, he's signing an extension, baby. Rivers should do the new LeBron and

just hold out until he gets to play with his kids. Don't let him get anywhere near golf. Mostly because D.K. does want to hear about golf anymore. Defenses. If we're being honest, this is the most important part of the show if you're still playing. Uh, page, I would do horrible things to get the New England Patriots defense versus the Jets this week. Brady Cook. I mean, Jets have good special teams, but I, I mean, You can't overstate variable versus the Jets. I would still take the Buccaneers defense versus Miami and Quinn Ewers. I know the Bucs have been struggling.

I don't care. I don't believe in Quinn Ewers. Even if they start, Zach Wilson, don't believe in him either. I would do horrible things to get the bucks. Steelers, if they're available, which I think they are kind of in leagues. The Steelers are playing the Browns and Shador. I know Watts out, but I feel like Gidjew what's not playing. But I still, if Shador, they don't have Quinn Sean Judkins, which we forgot to talk about this during the running back segment.

My God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woof, that Quinn Shaw Jodkins broke his leg. And the reason that we didn't have a, running back for the Browns is that Dylan Samson, the backup is also hurt with his own hand, also a little bit of a calf injury. So the Browns are going to, and then the third string at your own four, it's a shoulder injury. So it would be between like, injured Dylan Samson splitting time with the fourth string, Trevion Williams, and then also Rahim Sanders, which I mean,

you're going to split the Browns running game two or three ways. And I'm like, I don't want to guess. I think if Dylan Samson, you should pick up Dylan Samson. And if he plays, he's a good option to play. but I think there's just no guarantee he's going to play this week. Okay. And then the other defense is the Packers, if they're available, which I think people did kind of cut them after Parsons, some people. If they're available versus the Ravens and Tyler Huntley,

I would take that, especially because the Ravens have like a historic talent for just throwing the ball out. Like between Derek Henry, Mark Andrews, and say Flowers and Isaiah likely, it's a generational cannot hold onto the ball football team. It's like the, it's like the heedles of not being able to hold onto a football. Did you guys see that video of Isaiah likely walking out of the stadium?

And then somebody's like yelling a question at him, and he just says back, we're straight ass. We're so ass. You say that? Oh, man. That'll be good. I should name my fantasy team that next year.

We're so ass. I don't know. Maybe that was AI. We're very close to just not being able to reference anything on the internet. But I think that's crazy that our kids are going to think like the way our parents talk about, I don't know, shit that makes them sound old. We're talking about the era where you could just see a video and you're like, well, obviously this is real.

I know for 100% fact. that this is real. That's going to just be a weird era. Yeah. Austin says he said, we ass as fuck. We ass as fuck. No,

that's a name. Whaff. We ass as fuck. We ass as fuck. Oh my God. Okay. Couple emails and I want to run with this dumb game by you

that we might cut. Okay. All right. On the Zachwards pass, the two point conversion. Yeah. Some John. Johnny.

Jaybone. John says, I'm a Rams fan. Okay. And I thought they clearly made the right call. It was a backwards pass with a clear recovery. The part that was tilting was how long it took for them to begin reviewing the play. And if they had just started reviewing it right away, I don't think it would have been nearly as controversial. Yeah, of course.

I mean, the whole point of that is like then the refs would look like they know what they're doing. If a ref immediately was like, oh, that was a backwards pass. We're going to review that and see if it's a touch. because that's the rule. You'd be like, okay, this guy knows what's going on. I maintain that it was also just extra weird because it was a two point conversion. And people still don't really know what to do with two point conversion plays. They're more common than they used to be, but they're still very weird in terms of just like, we talked about this, like half the, half the plays that you either look like you ran a really

brilliant play or you fail at a two point conversion. It looks like the stupidest play call of all time. And that, and that was like literally, truly when that play happened on Thursday. I even tweeted this as like, that play did not work. So I had time to like tweet out like a smarmy response before they started reviewing it. Then I got a whole bunch of people like quote tweeting me like, oh, oh, like, oh really? Or like, oh, maybe it actually did work or whatever. So yeah, I think that's a great call.

It did it just did take a little bit too long. It's like one of those really late flags that comes in. You're just like, okay. Like the Lion Steeler's Final Drive where all the flag started coming in twos like it was Noah's arc. Yeah, there's like the Jameson Williams play where he looked around at the rest for like six straight seconds. Then they finally threw some flags. It was like a script and they were just like, hey, line. Oh, God, sorry.

Where is my flag? Okay, there it is. Here it is. All right. We got a lot more emails on this play, but I'll spare you guys. That was very mature of you, Jay Bone. This one's from Anthony. A bone.

Tony. When arguing about the Seahawks game, Danny Kelly made one comment that you ignored. And D.K. said, it's like, no, knows the fucking rules. Bill Belichick would never. And Anthony writes that that got me thinking that Bill Belichick should just return to the NFL. But he should be the live rules arbitrator in a war room with Scott Hansen, the Red Zone guy. And Belichick just pops up in the screen's old school picture and picture. And then he just makes it, he just decides what the call is. He's the art. He's like the judge Judy for all of these replays. Just Bill.

And he does it live. He just comes in, he goes, yeah, they, uh, they got, I got that wrong wrong. But instead of McCauley and Sterator, it's Belichick, but he's also making the decision. I like that. The person, I want the person in the booth to be, uh, it actually making the call on the field as well. I want that to be the same person. I will say, I have thought you were a little nuts for like two years now being like, why is this person telling me that these people are wrong?

However, I do think in 10 years that those people will just be making the decision. They should be. They have the best vantage point. They have all the angles. Like, it should be them. The rest do too. The problem is that the good refs leave to get paid by the networks

because they're offering five or ten times more money. So the best ones left and the ones left behind are making the decisions. It should be me. Let's get you on the ballot. It should be me. I get them right 99% of the time. I'm like, I got the call. Dude, you'll really be the most famous Craig then.

that that is true that's the path but the problem is they just need to give the power back to Terry let Terry make the call from the booth that is actually a better right I'm going to write that down okay another email here from Michael Mike

subject line was just holidays are coming the Coke ad watch watch the wheels yeah so that Craig just do the song holidays are coming holidays are coming do do do always Coca-Cola So Michael, whose breakfast was espresso and a cassonat.

All right. I like that. Smok it, a grape. Bongot. He just lives in Italy. I know. Maybe Paris or France. Should have been my first guest.

I mean, look, I went to France. I went to Italy and they had a lot of that going on. But also, Gorlamy, France probably. Look at somebody who had an espresso and a pizza. Then you get there. Dominic de Coco. So, Michael.

Michael writes, so that nonsense ad from Coke is obviously, it's AI slop. And if you watch all the different transport trucks, you'll notice extra fingers. Yeah, it's like, it is like fingers. The number of wheels on the trucks and trailers changes multiple times throughout each frame in the ad. Really? And they included a Reddit post that has the configuration of what, hold on, I'm setting this to guys. Why can't they edit that? So I think, honestly, I think the answer is it's cheaper to just make it a,

and they know that if there's mistakes that actually support conversation about how it's AI and all they want is people to talk about the ad. So it's like, oh, I hate that Coca-Cola ad with the AI. But then it's like people are mad about it. So that's what they wanted anyway was to talk to about was to talk about it, which is what we're doing right now. Why can't AI figure out the fingers thing? I don't understand that. Because it's actually a hard problem. Can't you just plug it in like human beings have five fingers on each hand?

No, this is every animated show is like a thing anyway. It's hard to draw five fingers. It doesn't apply to animation. So it's like that that's why every animated show. that people don't have five fingers. It's hard to, oh, okay. Look up any, pick an animated show and look up the people. I've drawn a lot of turkeys.

And they all have five fingers. Literally pick Simpsons family guy, big mouth, pick a shell and like, look it up. Craig didn't get that. You know how you can trace your hand and it's a turkey? Oh, of course. Yeah, no, I'm trying to think about why it's hard to draw five fingers. Oh, yeah. Well, hands are weird.

There's just too many of them. You guys ever do too many fingers? What? No, I don't think as much as you do, apparently. Why? God. Squares. Anyway, look at this picture I just sent you. It's the configuration of all the different wheel configurations of the trucks in the Coca-Cola commercial where the wheels are over like 30 seconds.

They have all these. And it's like the wheels move at like eight times in this 30-second commercial. Terrible. Wow. That's all. AI slop, baby. Welcome to the future. This giant conglomerate is not what I thought they were.

That's a bummer. They're not actually bringing the stuff. spirit of Christmas, Craig. It's ruined. So, um, I have a stupid idea that was emailed to us. And I think it's really funny. It was going to be my tiebreaker. And I wrote, someone emailed this to us months ago. And I wrote it down. I just like saved the idea. It was one of those. Like, I didn't want to think about it too much because I would be accused of cheating, but I was like, that's good. Tiebreaker. I saved it for today's episode just in case we needed a tiebreaker. And I kind of want to do it anyway. And if it's done, we'll cut it. And the, I, I don't.

So stupid. This is from Mike. Mike says, just listen to the, this is the week 11 recap episode. He says, just listen. What if for trivia, you guys,

instead of choosing a number, you just, in 60 seconds, the three of you just see how many women you can name. Name a woman. Name a woman. Name a woman.

I'm sorry. Name a woman. You can't name women you know personally and you can't name athletes. And how many can you just name in a minute? And part of me was like we should leave this chat and like some we should go one at a time for 60 seconds. And whoever can name the most women just leaves wins. Wait, are we doing it as a team?

Are we trying to name out the most ourselves? Individual, maybe as a team, it would be funnier. We go in order. Just name a woman. Am I just writing them down like typing them? No, that's funnier. Actually, that's funnier. If we go one, two, three, one, two, three.

And like. Okay. For 60 seconds. So this has to be a famous woman. Yeah. But you can't. No athletes, no people you know. No athletes?

No athletes because it's kind of the whole point You don't know any female athletes Come on I don't I don't even I don't know any women Let's see here This is gonna be hard I think the idea was men who just watch sports all day Can't pretend they know women

Because they watch ESPN And they're like Caitlin Clark Angel Reese Like no it doesn't fucking count Sure sure sure Christ Okay All right So we'll put 60 seconds on the clock

We're gonna see if we can just name women Okay You guys ready What's the order High fits me DK Yeah Okay. Okay.

Yeah, we'll do me, you. All right, shall we? Yes, I'm already nervous. Okay. Three, two, one. All right. Amelia Earhart. Emma Stone.

Angela Batsett. Angela Lena Jolie. Michelle Obama. Cindy Crawford. Uh, uh, Melania Trump. Jennifer Lawrence. Pamela Anderson. Uh, Amy Poehler.

Sydney Sweeney. Kathy Ireland. So I'm just thinking about Sidney. Oh, shit. Patty LaBelle. Tina Faye. Dakota Johnson Why did you say Patty LaVelle?

I don't know why did I say Patty LaFelle? I don't Where the fuck did that come from? Queen Latifah Maya Rudolph Oh crap Um There's my woman

Name a woman Hillary Clinton Did I say that Would you say Hillary Clinton? Yeah Oh Nancy Reagan Stevie Nix

Nice Tina Faye I already said Tina Faye damn it God did you really Oh fuck All right, that's it. Dude, that was pretty good.

We know a lot of women. Dude, so many women. It's crazy. Man. I was trying to just think of like 90s swimsuit models that you guys wouldn't know. Thanks. That,

you know, that really. And you landed on Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson, Kathy Ireland, Cindy Crawford. I actually didn't even realize you were just naming swimsuit models. I was like,

God, dude. Oh, I didn't want to try. I was trying to get ones that you guys wouldn't know because I was like, you're going to get me if I don't. D.K., did you watch that Apple documentary called, I think it was called Supermodels,

about the four iconic 90s female supermodels? No, but now I want to. I feel like we should have let D.K. Who are they? Who were they were. Can you guess? Swimpsuit models? No, no. Or just model models. Like the foremost famous models

that kind of like shaped culture in the 80s and 90s. In the 90s? Okay, I don't really know I would say Kathy Ireland Cindy Crawford Cindy Crawford is one of them Kathy Ireland is not one of them Kathy Ireland is not

Heidi Kloom No good guess There's one I'm thinking of That has to be And Pamela Anderson is not one of them No She's not really a swimsuit model She was an actor

SwimSuit actor Let's see here She did a lot of acting in swimsuit In Baywatch guy The plot Let's see Solving crimes lifeguard solving crimes

I don't know Adriana Lima I think it has to be Go hyphen who do you think It has to be Tyra Banks No She has the show I think she's like Is this like

She's 80s and 90s Tyra's I think too young for that It's it's Cindy Crawford Naomi Campbell Oh yeah Christy Turlington Never would have I should have never heard of her

And Linda Evangelista Dude Christy Turlington is one of the more beautiful people I've ever seen in my life I watched the first episode That documentary Yes. She sounds like a Harry Potter character.

I was like, who the hell is this? Because I didn't know who that was either. Was unfamiliar with your game. One million percent. One of those beautiful people. So she was born in 69. So yeah, I don't know. I think that was like a little before me, but yeah.

Is it bad that the name of a woman game ended up us talking about swimsuit models? Is that bad? Well, that's my fault. It's like, let me prove that was the track I was going on. It is funny how quickly I ran out. I was like Emma Stone. Oh,

Is it bad that it's like the entire list was first ladies, S&L and SIS swimsuit covers? Not to be mean, but like where, I mean, naming movie actors and politicians, where else do you go? For the record,

I think I would be really bad at this game if we were like naming baseball players too. Just because it's like the pressure to think of somebody quickly, your brain turns off. That's not true. Baseball go. No, we've done this before and I was like really bad at it.

Jeff Bagwell. Mark Ellis. Ken Griffey Jr. Craig Gagne. Juan Uribe. Joey Cora. Luis Ortiz. Eric Chavez.

Juan In Carnacion. Mark Mulder. Chuck Knoblo. Mark Mulder. Barry Zito. Oh, I love it. John Maddox. Tim Lincolum.

Tim Hudson. Oh, the freak. Dude, he couldn't get to a game once because they thought he was a kid trying to sneak in. Buddy, get out of here. It's 16. He's like, I'm starting today. They're like, yeah, right, kid. Are we still going?

Yes. Mark McImore. No, now do female baseball players. The, the, who's in the movie? Fern Box. Madonna. Nice. Gina Davis.

Damn it. Monet Davis. Fuck yeah. I don't know. I don't know anymore. That was fun. Cool. I thought we did that.

Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, yeah. She's in that movie. Great call. Yeah. Yeah. Holidays are coming. Okay.

All right. Thank you, D.K. Thank you, Craig. Thank you to all the women listening who we insulted. Thank you to Tyra Banks. And thank you to. It's my fault. It's my fault.

Turlington? Christy Turlington. Shout out Tim Lindske. Shout out Edits and Volquez. Everyone helped me win the title, Baseball, 09. Thank you. Oh, God. Thank you, Cam.

Thank you, Kai. Thank you, Carlos. Thank you, Austin. Thank you, Evan, for listening. And then, yeah, well, one more episode for you guys. that's going to come out either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. And then, yeah, Merry Christmas. We're not going to have a Friday preview because it's Christmas,

but we will have like a big fat Wednesday episode for you guys. And yeah, of course. Thank you, Lord. Lord. Thank you, Daddy Yankee. Oh, I think we've done Daddy Yankee. Gasolina's wild. We've done everybody at this point.

Well, that's your job. Keep it fresh. Gasolina was sick, though. I don't know. Those lyrics making it to like now, that's what I call music eight was like kind of crazy. because you had all these white seven-year-olds being like, oh, the gasoline. And then you learn what the lyrics are.

You're like, whoa. Oh, I don't know what the lyrics are. Give me that gasoline? Yep. And what's gasoline referring to exactly? Petrol. No, it's something else. Yeah, exactly.

Tell me what it is. Oh, I'm one. Okay. I'll look it up. Is it bad that to me it's not blatantly obvious what gasoline is referencing? It's probably good. I could guess probably within three tries, maybe. But I don't know if it's the one you're thinking of.

Did you, did you translate the lyrics? Did I translate the lyrics? Yeah, like how do you know what he's talking about it? It's in Spanish. Did you translate it? People who speak Spanish told me. Oh, okay. I feel like that's less likely than you just translate it.

That's less likely that be, oh, okay. I feel like it's a lot easier to just Google that. Well, it never occurred to me until I was informed. Fair. You were a young man, 12 years old, skipping down the street singing gasoline. And somebody comes up to you and is like, buddy, you know what that guy's singing about? Oh, here. Play the mama so my girls can rev their engines.

Oh, get. Oh, now I get it. What? Now that engine part really brings the whole thing into kind of like it makes more sense. Oil. Yes, exactly. Engines and oil. Pet petrol.

And gasoline. Got it. Merry Christmas. Oh, God. Goodbye, everyone.