The Ringer-Verse - 'House of the Dragon' Episode 5 Deep Dive | House of R

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

It's time to dive deep into the fifth episode of 'House of the Dragon' with Mal and Joanna! They give their brief overall impressions of this middle episode (06:19). Then, they dive into the dragon pi...t and go deep into the plot details and analysis of the episode (08:52). Later, they give out the episode's awards, as well as look into book spoilers and see what they can predict in the future (02:47:29). If you would like to email Mal and Joanna about the show, you can reach them at hobbitsanddragons@gmail.com. Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Mallory Rubin Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman Social: Jomi Adeniran Addition Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:54 for all things fandom. Joining me today. Now that she's finished telling me she has. as deep knowledge of the port at Sunspear where she's seen ships of Esso setting sail with their holds full of oranges and cinnamon. And she's always wished to see where they went. It's my house of our.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Barkingy. Tina. Co-host Joanna Robinson. I thought you already said agreed to marry me in an earlier episode when I proposed with Legos. But if you need me to do it with fruit and spices, as well, I will. I love a snack.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah, you do. Yeah. A cinnamon drenched orange. Yours for the taking. Yeah. That's delicious. Yeah. Actually.
Starting point is 00:03:41 So, we are, of course, here today to dive deep into House of the Dragon. Episode 5, We Light the Way. Written by Charmaine de Gratee, directed yet again,
Starting point is 00:03:55 by Claire Kilner. But, of course, before we dive in, before we set sail and take flight from driftmark, some programming reminders. It is Andor Week. The Midnight Boys, Poo, Poo, Poo!
Starting point is 00:04:09 We'll be with you tomorrow. Wednesday to break down the electric three episode premiere. So excited for that pod, so excited that Andor is here. Jealous with Midnight Boys, that they get to cover it. I know. I can't wait to chat about Andor later in the run. Me too. Packed week as always, because on Thursday, Junior Mints get ready.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I'm in addition, we'll be here to break down episode six of She-Hulk. I personally am really eager for some more sneaker updates from Pug. We'll see. We'll see. On Friday, Joe and I will be back with a house of our deep dive into rings of power. We are somehow already at episode five of rings of power in the back half of that show. I cannot believe it. What a joy it's been.
Starting point is 00:04:57 And then, of course, on Sunday, Joe and I will be back with Chris Ryan, Lord Commander. of Talk to Thrones for Hot D. Episode 6 over on trial by content. You can hear Joe, Neil, and Dave every Thursday. Joe, how can people follow all of that? Oh, my God. Well, first of all, first and foremost, I really suggest you just go ahead and subscribe to what are you waiting for? We've got so much going on.
Starting point is 00:05:23 What are you waiting for? Subscribe to the Ring reverse podcast and Talk to Thrones, which is part of the Ring. Never mind. I'm going to do that again. And trial by content while you're at it. Why not? This week we're going to be debating the worst job in Westeros, and there are a lot of options. You know, like someone who swabs the king's arm, arm sores is really high up there for me, but there are some other possibilities. So you can do that. Subscribe. Why not?
Starting point is 00:05:51 Also, guess what? We're all over the socials, right? Jomi is busy with the memes and the jokes and also the helpful links. to all the shows. Follow Ringgivers on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, all over the place to keep on top of everything. And of course, if you want to reach us directly to write us about the show or, you know, any relatives you might have on the show, you can email us, Hobbits and Dragons at gmail.com. That's hobbits and dragons at gmail.com. We got so, so, so a crushing number of emails this week. And I'll, we'll admit to you, I was traveling a little. So I read every email,
Starting point is 00:06:32 but there may not be as many emails in this podcast as there usually are because I was on the road. But we got so many incredible emails. Please keep them coming. Thanks so much. It's amazing. We need Sir Harold here, you know, the way he's announcing everyone arriving for the Welcome Feast. We need him to sit next to you on an airplane. I have a real question. Is that the job of the head of the Kings card. I think it's the job of people making this television show to be like, this is going to sound great. They're like, let's give Graham McTavish more lines.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Yeah, good point, good point. And of course, final programming renotte. Final programming note. I guess renote is a combo of note and reminder. Sure. Final programming reminder. Our friendly neighborhood spoiler warning. Today's podcast will feature ample plot details, all of the plot details, really, from
Starting point is 00:07:25 this fifth episode of House of the Dragon, all of hot D to date. Anything from Game of Thrones is on the table. On the book front, we will be incorporating canon details from a song of ice and fire and from fire and blood for history, context, parallels. Anything that comes in the future in fire and blood will be saved for a separate book look-ahead section at the end of the episode. You will have another spoiler warning right before that segment begins. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:51 It's time for our opening snapshot. it's time to rally the realm. Gemina Robinson, what did you think of this fifth episode of House of the Dragon? I loved it. Oh, I thought it was wonderful. Love a wedding in Westeros always.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, do you? If I lived in Westeros, I would simply not have or attend a wedding. Ever. What about our wedding? I like to think that we'll, you know, a quiet affair. Yeah, will there be a pool of blood
Starting point is 00:08:29 of one of our nearest and dearest on the ground as we exchanged our vows? No chance for anybody to name our wedding after a color, be it red, purple, green, or otherwise. The translucent wedding it is for us. Yeah, no, I thought this is a wonderful, wonderful episode. A big, big moment, Allison and the Green Dress that, like, those of us who are lovers of the book
Starting point is 00:08:51 have been waiting for. And a really fitting send-off, I think, for these younger cast members who we've really grown to love and admire over the last five episodes. So, yeah, I had a great time with this episode. How about you, Mallory Rubin? Yeah, what a raucous affair it was. I thought the back half of the episode,
Starting point is 00:09:12 the welcome feast, had a pace and a rhythm and a scale to it that was just really vibrant and energizing and chaotic in that thronesy, vintage way. I have loved our time with Millie Alcock and Emily Carey. It's been great to spend these five episodes with young Reneera and young Alicent. And I am also so excited to welcome in the new cast as we enter into this time job heading into episode six and get to meet our new Alicent and our new Reneera. I can't believe we're at the midway point in the season already. I mean, this really felt like certainly literally the.
Starting point is 00:09:54 opening scene, the great counsel of 101 AC is the prologue to the show. But in many ways, this entire first five episodes is the prologue to this series. And this really feels like it at the end of this episode. This is a culmination. And this, we are on the precipice after this of something seismic. And I just cannot wait to plow into the rest of the story. This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session. And this summer, Prime originals have everything you want. Steamy romances, irresistible love stories, and the book to screen favorites you've already read twice. Off campus, L, every year after, the love hypothesis, Sterling Point, and more. Slow burns, second chances, chemistry you can feel through the screen.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Your next obsession is waiting. Watch only on Prime. There is so much to talk about today. Let's just dive right in. Let's go for it. right into the dragon pit for the episode four deep dive. I don't know why it gets me every time. And this week, I thought it was, I was ready for it on the last one. I was like, was this the dragon script? No. Anyway, Steve, maybe in future you should just move it around so we never know what it's coming.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Just some nebulous scream. Yeah, yeah. I'll replace a dear me with one too. Yeah, you got to keep the dear me pure, you know. Okay. Yeah. Can't wait to spend an hour of the pod talking about Beesbury piecing out the second. The second shit got rough at the wedding.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Tell me. Absolutely not. Mello's essentially just like grabbing the back of his hoodie on the way out as well. He's like, oh, me too then. Okay. Bye-bye. So good. They dipped so quickly.
Starting point is 00:11:56 But we're not starting there. We are starting at the beginning of the episode. We're going chronologically once again because let's see if Steve's ready, Joe. We don't want to miss a thing. And I don't. get a sued. Oh my goodness. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Fine. Be responsible. Everyone knows that Stephen Tyler is extremely litigious. So let's be careful. We should just have Steve sing it like he sang faceless. And did the mic for our later sound cue. I don't know why that hasn't happened yet, frankly. Anyway, something to think about between episodes.
Starting point is 00:12:41 We open In the Vale, riding around Roonstone with Ria Royce, who, let's just say this right at the jump, seems awesome and is in elite armor and seems like a great hang. Damon, we have some notes. What a babe, first of all.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Second of all. I love that she's in essentially like the sports bra of the breastplate, you know, as compared to. to some of the questionable nipple armor that we've seen on women in the past of Thrones. This is like a real support the girls kind of breastplate that she's wearing here.
Starting point is 00:13:18 One quick note about the runes on her armor, right? So House Royce, the bronze arm, the bronze on the armor is because, like, you know, the bronze associated with their house. Right. You might remember bronze yawn. Bronze yawn, right? A messy bitch who loved drama.
Starting point is 00:13:35 They give him kind of this like dumb, like big, bowl, silver bowl breastplate. This is some really cool bronze runic armor on the Royces here in this episode, both Reya and cousin Gerald. But at Zionius on Twitter has pointed out that the runes here on Reyes sports bra are taken directly from, if you just go to the Wikipedia page for Rooms, it is taken directly from the photo that is on the top of the Wikipedia page for Roons. So whoever made this armor just Googled Roons and took what they found from there, which is fine.
Starting point is 00:14:18 It's fine. I'm not mad about it. I just think it's hilarious. Oh, man. I really wanted the Roons to translate to like, our women are in fact prettier than our sheep. Fuck you. Damon Targaryen. House Royce is proud and ancient
Starting point is 00:14:36 and traces its lineage back to the first men How dare you encroach on the lands around hallowed Roonstone But that's your saying that's not the case That's not the case. Tough stuff. Tough stuff. I would say the Damon is making a notable fashion statement as well in this sequence. I have a theory about this.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Okay, I cannot wait to hear it because he is. Lurking in weight in what I described on Talk to Thrones is his Hogwarts robes, and I don't really have a better description other than perhaps Dementor robes. He is just counting on this hood to hide his very apparent identity. I'm presuming he flew into the veil on Dragonback, but, and like parked it at like long-term parking, like away. Once you're flying in on Keraxies, I don't know that you need to bother with the disguise. Let's just throw it out.
Starting point is 00:15:31 And then took the air tram to Roonstone. Okay, what's your theory? What's your theory on the cloak? It's not in universe. It's a practical theory. Later we see the horse rear up and there's someone there right in front of the horse in the same ridiculously oversized cloak. And I think it's just to hide the stunt person that had to, like, stand in front of a rearing horse.
Starting point is 00:15:52 You know what I mean? So they, like, made the cloak as big as possible. It's not as fun as, um, is Damon Targaryen Demento? you tell me, but I think it's a filmmaking choice. It looks very silly. It is definitely a choice, that's for sure. Choices were made, yeah. Before we say goodbye to the Lady of Roonstone, which we will be doing momentarily,
Starting point is 00:16:20 let's say hello with a very brief reminder of what we know canonically about their marriage, which is very little. In Fire and Blood, here's the... sentence that sets up the match in the first place. In 97, the good queen saw Baylon's second son Damon take to wife, Lady Ria of House Royce, heir to the ancient castle of runestone in the veil. This is Queen Alessane, who we've talked about many times. My read on that has always been that she actually like arranged or sanctioned this marriage because we know that marriage making was a big part of the way that she helped with rain management and alliance forging,
Starting point is 00:17:01 across the realm. Of course, Viseras is marriage to Emma, as we've noted before, Emma was an Aaron. Also related to Vassaris with dark blood, naturally. But five brothers married into the veil. So that's interesting. And we know from Fire and Blood that when Viseras became king, Damon, quote, petitioned him to have his marriage set aside, have his marriage set aside. What was so interesting to me is that we learned here from Ria that they never consummated the marriage. So, Damon's performance issues are again central to the plot. And I'm wondering what you made of that. And why, if that was the case, Damon never just revealed that by saying, we never consummated the marriage.
Starting point is 00:17:47 The marriage is null and void. I actually can get out of this. Do you think that's because he was ashamed? Do you think it's because he wanted to maintain the illusion of the marriage so that he could go for this inheritance play in time? I think you were so desperate to get out of that marriage that he would have taken any excuse were not for his crippling insecurity around
Starting point is 00:18:06 whatever it is going on with his sexual performance. If you have seen, I don't know if you've seen these obscure art films, the Back to the Future trilogy. But the way in which Marty McFly responds to being called chicken is essentially the way that David Targaryen response to any, any nod towards his performance issue, which Rea, you know, utilizes later
Starting point is 00:18:34 in this episode, in this sequence here. Yeah. That's my feeling as well. Anything that diminishes him, if it's wielded toward him directly, feels like a great insult. And it's not something that he would want to perpetuate across the realm. Very specifically this, I think. Yes. And I do really quickly want to shout out my sister, Moritz.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Morgan Robinson for recognizing the setting of the sequence that is a very specific place in Derbyshire called Castleton. And this is where, if you've seen, again, the obscure art film, The Princess Bride. This is where Wesleyan Butter. I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid. This is exact spot where Wesleyan Buttercup go tumbling down the hillside as you wish, all that and land and like smooch. So watch your footing in Derbyshire is the point. of the sequence, I think. Well, this is a slightly less cheerful sequence here
Starting point is 00:19:31 because, you know what really struck me in addition to all of the barbs that Ria is hurling Damon's way in his very conspicuous disguise and silence? She says, she brings up the sheeper, prettier line that he uttered at the small council table earlier in the season. And we have all of these reminders
Starting point is 00:19:52 across this episode in the season's date of the way that word travels, which... Big time. 100%. Is really notable for everything. But with a character like Damon in particular, and we're going to talk about in a minute, his motivations and what we can glean and what we can't still,
Starting point is 00:20:07 the fact that everything he says and does is going to travel and make its way around all circles of power is not something that we can ever really forget. Who in that small council room do you think leaked that thing that Damon said? It's a great question. Small room. Close doors. Who said it? I mean, I think that in general, anybody in that room can reveal anything at any point. I like the idea, given how much Otto and Damon hate each other, that Otto is constantly tattling. But I also think it would be hysterical if it were like Beesbury. I think a Beesbury is my number one candidate. Yeah, especially in an episode where Laris reminds us that people who aren't chatting a lot are often observing, taking note. And then what do they do with? that information. Our guy bees,
Starting point is 00:20:58 you know. He gives us a dear me. It gives us a gods be good. But what's he giving to the Royces? Damn it. Great question. Great question. She really continues to goad Damon here.
Starting point is 00:21:10 She says that he was cast aside in favor of a little girl. We see that, you know, the disdain is mutual. I think that's fair to say. And mere moments after meeting this wonderful character who seems like a great hang. Cool, babe. We say goodbye. So here's my question to you. Did Damon Targaryen head to the veil the express purpose of killing his wife, Rea Royce,
Starting point is 00:21:36 or did this unfold organically in real time? What does your read on Damon's motivations across the timeline here? Do you want to know what I think, or do you want to know what the people who made the show just outright told us in the inside the episode sequence? Both. I want to know both. And let's actually start with the context of what we knew heading in from fire and blood. In fire and blood, Damon is fighting at the stepstones when this happens.
Starting point is 00:22:04 So he has ostensibly an alibi. And like I mentioned on Talk the Thrones and Ryan Caudill had the exact same read. I never once for a second believe that Damon Targary did not kill Ray either directly or sent someone or something like that because it was just way too convenient a death. Damon would kill literally for this woman to be dead and then she dies. Convenient. No, he definitely killed her is what I think. But he wasn't there allegedly. I don't know how easy it is to slip away on Dragonback, but he wasn't there allegedly.
Starting point is 00:22:39 The slipping in and out thing with Damon is also so important to keep in mind and track. Like, we know he got that dragon egg out of the dragon pit. Obviously, he passed along the map of the secret passageways in the Red Keep to Renera. These are all different locations. but the fact that he is able to move in and out without detection is an established part of his character. So I agree. I always thought that that fire and blood passage was very notably phrased to spark theories. There came a tragic mishap.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Right. What I think is wild. And like I've read too many like Agatha Christie novels and I'm like someone put a bur in her saddle. That's how that's how you kill someone who likes to ride their horse. You put a burr in their saddle and the horse will rear and kill them. That's a great way to do it. I know many ways to murder a person, just FYI. Compturing. Yep. Cheers some. Anyway, point being, I think what baffles me a little bit about some of these inside the episode conversations that we're getting from the people who make this
Starting point is 00:23:49 show is that what I loved about the sequence is that I thought it was just like shot through with ambiguity. I thought Matt Smith did a great job of giving us nine different ways to read him in that scene. And I thought I love that he once again, Damon doesn't say anything. This is another long, silent appearance from Damon. Matt Smith just sort of letting the body language and the facial expressions, you know, give us what we're supposed to take from it. And then, you know, Connell and Sapashnik, et cetera, are saying, you know, essentially their breed on it is that he didn't necessarily go there necessarily to kill her, but that he took advantage of an opportunity. Like, then he was certainly ready to kill her if he decided in the moment that he wanted to.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It wasn't hard to think about it. And then they were also like, and he definitely murdered her in case you thought that cut away from the rock and the menacing approach on her was ambiguous at all. The added wrinkle, we got actually a bunch of emails about this. And so for, I really wasn't expecting it that way. To be, you know, to make it super clear. So Rea falls from her horse. She is like paralyzed in that moment. And when he steps on her forearm, that's him saying, oh, she is, she cannot move, right?
Starting point is 00:25:06 Because she can't feel it. She's paralyzed from the neck down. She then goads him once more into killing her. I think mostly because that's a better way to die than her just languishing out there with a broken neck. You know what I mean? She would have starved to death or whatever. So she knows that when she taunts him about not being able to finish him and calls him a craven, that she's going to spark and incite that response in him.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yeah. What's really interesting in this moment, though, is, and again, I want to embrace this time. Again, we got a lot of emails about this thing. Thanks, Steve. Is that Matt Smith, this is a big, you know, this is a big move from Damon. He killed this woman and not only killed her, but like, we think she's pretty cool. They designed her to kind of remind us of Aria or other, like, cool women that we like. And so this question of Damon Targaryen is a morally gray character.
Starting point is 00:26:03 We got a lot of emails, a lot of them from non-book readers being like, what are you guys talking about morally gray? let's talk about all the things that we've seen Damon do. How can you label him a morally gray character? What do you think about that, Mallory? Well, this is, I, that's why I mentioned that and asked you and Chris about that on Talk the Thrones because it was bothering me a little bit coming out of this scene. I will say, like, on the one hand, Damon's been my favorite character of the show. I think Matt Smith's performance is tremendous, and he injects a certain life and crackling
Starting point is 00:26:34 energy into any scene that he's in, whether he's speaking or not, often when he's not, speaking, it's the most electric. We can track his eye movement. Who's he looking at? What is he implying with a glance? So he's been riveting to watch. I think that having him standing there in a giant
Starting point is 00:26:50 oversized hood, weering, possibly intending to cause the horse to fall, but regardless of that initial intention and the ambiguity at that point, stepping on her arm as she lies there paralyzed, not asking if she needs help,
Starting point is 00:27:10 certainly not going for help, picking up the rock. We know definitively from the inside of the episode that, and I, you know, if that was my read that he did then finish the job
Starting point is 00:27:21 based on the cut, but knowing definitively that he did, like these are not morally gray actions. That's just villainy. And I think if the show wants to portray Damon
Starting point is 00:27:32 as an outright villain, that's okay, but that is definitely I think a notable departure, especially given that he's, especially given that he is the character so often propped up as emblematic of what George loves so much about this story and about this character set, right? That moral grade that defines so many of them. Now, like, to be clear, I think that it's entirely possible that a character could start
Starting point is 00:28:03 off by doing these really horrifying things and then win us. back over time. We need look no further than one of our all-time faves, Jamie Lannister, who's the first thing we saw him do in the pilot of Game of Thrones was push Brandstark out of a window. He kills his own cousin with his bare hands, etc. These are our earliest experiences with Jamie. And by the end, there are very few character arcs that we would hold up as saying like gripped us and moved us the most, right? Or to that extent. So maybe these are just the early days with Damon, and that's actually intentional. And the more that we're able to get into his, the inner working of his mind and understand what is motivating him and what he's thinking,
Starting point is 00:28:45 the more we will have a full sense of how he can inch back toward that gray or maybe has been occupying it the whole time. Or maybe he won't. Or maybe he won't. Yeah, or maybe he won't. So I don't know, like, even though I was also in the Damon definitely killed her camp. I mean, we should say, we talked about this in the book, like a head section last week and, you know, cast our votes for Will, Will Damon,
Starting point is 00:29:08 prove to be the murderer? And, you know, we both thought, yes, he would be. Even in the book, there's that she lingered for nine days before finally feeling well enough to leave her bed only to collapse
Starting point is 00:29:18 and die within an hour of rising line. And I always was like, well, maybe not then because if she's around for that long, wouldn't she have just said to someone, Damon did this. But that's also part of what's great about the story is like what information makes it around and what doesn't.
Starting point is 00:29:31 So, yeah, and I love that this, this is, She's not the only one who lingered for a few days before dying that the show was like, no time. Flip-clop, let's go. We've got to move.
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Starting point is 00:31:00 Let's do it. Let's get back on our pleasure barge bullshit, Joe. We are sailing to Drift Mark. I'm curious to ask you how the cut from rock to cleaver slicing the head of a fish compares for you in the fabled throne's history of knife sliding into grayscale, cutting into the gravy inside of a pie. Where do you stack this? Nothing will ever compare to the grayscale pie cut because that's something, that's a cut that's meant to ruin something that's supposed to be appetizing. Rock to fish cleaver is just, I think, supposed to make us think of murder.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Anyway. Oh, God. So we see a couple, so a quick sequence, but we see a couple key things. Kristen helping Rainira around the boat. They're close. They are still together at this stretch.
Starting point is 00:31:51 We see the hand of the kingpin on Lionel Strong. And we see Vassaris vomiting freely, sending the tone for a very infirmed episode. It's getting seasick on a voyage, totally normal. that in itself is not any great signal of Vassaris' health, but this sets the tone for an episode where he is deeply, deeply infirmed,
Starting point is 00:32:14 consistently offered chairs bleeding out of every orifice. Every orifice is exactly the phrase I was going to use. Every single orifice, as far as you know. This scene put a twist on the, you know, the hand shits in the king, the king shits in the hand wipes. That's what I was thinking. It's like, yeah. These are not too poor line.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I was like, wow. So this is what it means to be the hand shits. of the king. Well, I mean, in the hunt episode, Vassaris wiped, like, you know, animal scat on Auto. So, like, yeah, it's a real, like, Lionel Strong gets a promotion, but how fun is it to be handed the king? I say not. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:32:51 As always, we have some notes on Vassaris' personal hygiene. Before we get to Driftmark, though, we go back to the Red Keep where Otto High Tower is leaving. And this was a real, oh, this is. is our first no time has passed. No time of substance has passed. Obviously, it takes a little bit of time to sail from Kings Landing to Driftmark, though, not much, very proximate, as we'll explain later. If Otto's only leaving now, we're picking up right where we left off at the end of four. It's pouring. Our guy cannot get an umbrella, let alone a carriage. He's on horseback, and he's got one conversation left with his daughter who seeks him out for a fascinating
Starting point is 00:33:34 exchange. She is still in the Targaryen colors here, still in the red of House Targ, will be tracking the outfit evolution over the episode. The same dress she was wearing when Reneira swore on the memory of her mother. Under the Guardswood. It's a tough one, folks. And what does I want to do here, Joe? He blames Alicent for his ouster. He says, and yet you made it possible, you chose Reneira. Father of the Year is always. What did you make not only of him saying that, but of how Allison's responded to it? I actually have more to say about the next thing he says and his specific word choice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:16 That is classic auto manipulation. Yes. But I'm really interested in what he says next. I thought it was interesting that even though he's manipulating gaslighting, classic auto bullshit here, she seems, despite pushing back on what he's saying, here later in the exchange, consistently challenging him throughout this conversation, which was important and notable,
Starting point is 00:34:39 she also is genuinely sad to see him go. And so there's this real interesting and frenetic mix of competing instincts and emotion because she is, once again, we are seeing how her loneliness and her sense of isolation are on full display. And despite the real fraught nature
Starting point is 00:35:02 of her relationship with her father to this point in the show, him leaving, as we will hear later when she's speaking to Hobart and House High Tower, it changes things in terms of the calculus
Starting point is 00:35:12 of the alliance inside of the castle. And this is something that we talked about last week in the book reader section of like the line we keep hammering is like a Targaryian alone in the world is a dangerous thing. What's a high tower alone in the world? Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:35:26 What is that like? And honestly, I think what we get from this episode is not alone for long is what Allison plans here. Call the banners. Yeah. The beacon put on that new dress. She insists that Otto's informant was wrong. Insists that this information about Rainer was wrong, which is an important opening note because it really continues to build and set the stage for how betrayed she will feel later when she hears Kristen's confession. And it's key that she says.
Starting point is 00:35:57 She swore to me that she's amazing. Like, you know what I mean? Like that we get Allison's interpretation. Right. Of what Reneira said, not the exact letter of it. And the sanctity of that idea. Exactly. And she keeps challenging Otto and other respects, too, because she knows his failing and his misstep in continuing to advance and push Agon's claim.
Starting point is 00:36:19 So he responds with a real doozy here. Steve, can we hear this in full? Listen to McDowell. He will die. It may be months or years, but he'll not live to be an old man. And if Ramirez succeeds him, war will follow. Do you understand? The realm will not accept her.
Starting point is 00:36:42 And to secure her claim, she'll have to put your children into the sword. She'll have no choice. You know it. You're no fool, and yet you choose not to see it. The time is coming, Alison. Either you prepare Egon to rule or you cleave to Reneira and pray for her mercy. Fascinating sound design there where the rain just like vanishes and the score comes in. Anyway, I want to talk about a couple word choices here.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah. Yeah. I think the smartest thing he says is when he says Reneer will have no choice but to put your children to the sword. And so what he's doing is he's not, like, if Allison decides that Rainer is her friend and she decides she believes her, then the move for Otto is not, she's a villain, can't you see it? It's even your dear friend who you, for some reason, believe, will have no choice. It will not be up to her. She will have no choice. This is an act of villainy from her.
Starting point is 00:37:47 This is an act of protection. And you were just naturally on two sides of this war just by dint of where you are. And then the other thing he says is cleave to Reneira and pray for her mercy. How merciful do we think Reneera Targaryen is? Now, like, something I will say is that I think Otto is, Otto, by saying this is almost like willing it into existence. Because I actually do think, again, once again, a million times over, if these two young women would just talk to each other, like, honestly,
Starting point is 00:38:18 but it's already been proven in the previous episode that they can't, they would just talk to each other. I don't know that Reneira would kill Agonne and baby Helena. In the book, there's much more like Reneira hated her, you know, half-siblings stuff, but there's none of that here in the show so far. She's barely interacted with them.
Starting point is 00:38:39 So, like, I don't know that that's true, but at the same time, I'm like, Reneira, merciful? I don't know. Like, Reneer, I don't think of Reneer as cruel. She's not Magor the cruel, but like she just has over and over again shown how little she cares for people other than herself. And so I thought that choice of pray for her mercy was a really clever way for him to frame the conversation, you know? Yeah, no, that's a, it's a great call out.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And I think your first point there about the choice language, it makes me think of, Renice, and we will talk later about what she says to Corlis, but the real parallels between what Otto says to Allison here and what Renice says to Corlis later, because both of them are anchored in that the order of things, idea that we've heard from Renice before, just the reality of the realm. So whether it would be Renier's desire or not, the people around her will seek a certain end. And that's the same, Otto and Renice are on opposite sides of this. this alliance and they have opposite goals, opposing goals. But Renice is ultimately sketching out the same inevitability that the people who have a certain
Starting point is 00:40:03 goal or a certain agenda to protect, that it will necessitate that sort of discord and dissent. And so on the one hand, this is one of the things I thought was so interesting about this this moment with Otto. He is one of the people who is responsible for perpetuating this reality. It doesn't mean he's wrong, though. And that's one of the real tragedies of what we're watching unfold.
Starting point is 00:40:34 You know, everybody is right to anticipate that this is not just a possibility but an inevitability. Inevitability, yeah. And the real despair then for us as viewers and for the characters themselves sets in when we think, like, what would happen if people try to challenge that reality then or try to change it?
Starting point is 00:40:56 But, I mean, and that's what Reneer is saying, right? I will change the order of things, right? But... I will make a new order, yeah. But if everyone around you is saying that's impossible and accepting it's impossible. I think more importantly, presently, the person guiding the realm is Viceris,
Starting point is 00:41:11 who's so ineffectual, so unable to stop any fight, any banished brother from taking a seat at the high, you know, at the banquet table, at the wedding, like, unwilling to do anything. So, like, could someone with a stronger hand, could an egg on the conqueror? Yes. Change the order of things. Yes. But not a Vesari, Sargarian.
Starting point is 00:41:35 You know what I mean? And that's the realm is leaderless in many ways. And that's why we're here. So it's a great point. It's of a piece with what we've talked about about how Viseris keeps telling Reneer, she has so much to learn but doesn't teach her, he recognizes he has to acknowledge he sees the truth of what she keeps saying to him
Starting point is 00:41:53 about the realm not welcoming her and not wanting her to be air. This was what the bulk of episode three was about. What is his response to recognizing finally that one of the people closest to him, Otto, is part of this. It's to cast him out and formally make him an opposing force
Starting point is 00:42:11 instead of attempting to say, let me explain to you why this is how this needs to be. Let's work together to forge a different kind of future. Now, whether he could actually succeed their given house high tower's agenda, it's almost moot because to your point, he doesn't even think to try. The conversation that he has is, which we'll talk about later, is, was I good at this and will I be remembered for being good at this as everything around him is crumbling and the fissures? You know, there are more sores and gaping wounds in the realm now than there are even on his own body,
Starting point is 00:42:45 and it's because he's not solving them. There's this fascinating insert shot of auto climbing on his horse, and it focuses on his boot getting into, like, the stirrup. So we got this email from Mindy, who was asking, she says, it jumped out to me how the camera focuses on auto high tower's foot, jabbing into the side of the horse as he gets in his saddle to leave. They also put the same cut in the inside of the episode. And so I think, like, this is a clear, this is a clear,
Starting point is 00:43:13 clever little cut that just shows the way in which Otto is digging his heel into his daughter, right? And spurring on what's to come in this episode. Because I think what happens coming up in this episode, all the violence that this episode and despair this episode ends with, the first domino is here with Otto. And then there will be another one and another one. But like, it starts with Otto digging his heel in here, you know? And I think that's interesting. It's, it's a great point. It's like he's, he's, calling out all of this division, but he's constantly sewing the exact doubt, the spur that ensures the pierce
Starting point is 00:43:55 that the realm will bleed. It's a great point. Absolutely. We go not via horse, but via ship, to Driftmark at last. We were briefly here inside at the end of episode two for that great scene between Damon and Corlis.
Starting point is 00:44:10 You don't get to talk shit about my brother, I do, but now we're here in full. It is delightful. Brief geography refresher here, Joe, for folks on Driftmark. I know one of your favorite things to do is explain in words how maps look. On a podcast, what my smartest move ever. Anyway, I loved it. Mallory, how are you describing maps?
Starting point is 00:44:38 I think you're better at it than I am. I can try, though. this is a drift mark is very close to dragonstone and very close to kingslanding that's the most important thing to know it's northeast of kings landing it's in blackwater bay it's like yeah southwest of dragonstone the valerian settled there as we've talked about before even before the the targs came out prime narrow sea location for shipfarers seafarers now you're caught up on where drift mark is crush it high tide i think is also worth talking about for a second though maybe even more so than Driftmark because Driftmark has been the house seed and the prior castle was actually also called Driftmark,
Starting point is 00:45:16 but it was just a shitty keep, right? Wet. Constantly full of seawater, dark grim place. Always damp and often flooded, says Martin, George Armourne. Not going to cut it for the sea snake, Joe. Not going to cut it. Our guy Corliss built this new castle, built high tide off the riches from his voyage. I love you get this visual confirmation of why it's called High Tide.
Starting point is 00:45:40 It's described in this book only this causeway connecting the larger island to the island on which the castle is perched. When the high tide is in, it was so cool to see that shot. And it's built from this pale stone and this shining silver. And it's this rich brand spanking new seat built from the vast wealth that Corlis acquired on his fabled nine voyages. The nine voyages are captured in this incredible mural. In the Hall of Nine, the Hall of Nine, of course, named for these nine voyages that we are probably going to get a spinoff show about. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:18 I want to talk about this for a second. So, you know, Mallory and every week watch these little 20-minute docks that HBO is putting out called The House of the Dragons built. And the main focus, I would say, of this one is this pride that they're taking on high tide and the way that they, you know, we talked to Claire, set decorator last week about, and she, like, was excited to talk about it. this, but she couldn't yet. But like, this is clearly a set decorator's dream is what they've built in the throne room. And I think we can see a lot of the wonders. Hull of Nine, by the way, that phrase never appears in Fire and Blood. This is like, they decide to name this the Hall of Nine. It's a great. It's a great name. I love it. Yeah. All these little treasures here are from the nine voyages. And, like, we should say that Kroes-Valarian is, like, the only person to have ever visited all the
Starting point is 00:47:09 Continent allegedly, you know what I mean? And sailing farther than any man in Westeros had ever sailed before to, like, Y-T-T to all these, like, places, aside, like, all that stuff. But the mural, it actually kind of broke my heart because the mural looks so cool. You wanted to see more of it. On the inside of the episode, I felt like I couldn't see it at all. It was like bare, it was like dimly lit as they walk in and like, yeah. So I'm holding out hope that we get to to see it more in future episodes.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Maybe. I hope so. We'll certainly be back. And I also, also, Corlis, you did a great job. The castle looks cool. Your treasures look amazing. It's very, I think, new voreishi to put, like, all of your, like, wealth on display that way. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I support you. My guy, I beg of you to get a landscaper because your front yard looks a little crusty to me. Get some nice, like, there's some coastal sage you can put in there, some, like, succulent. I'm from the coast. I get it. It can be a struggle to get a garden going. But like, there are some options, some succulents, like put them in there. He's focused on interior design. You know, Jim Clay said in the house the dragon's belt, it was going to be a museum of his life. So if you're curating a museum, do you have time for the landscaping? Maybe not. But it's a fair no-cho. The only other thing I wanted to say, we're going to talk specifically about this throne
Starting point is 00:48:33 and how it's used in the scenes more later. But that is not one of the new. elements. This is a family throne. The ancient driftwood throne that Corliss moved from the old castle to the new seat of High Tide, a gift from the Merling King, according to legend, per F and B. So that's all just awesome. Great, great new setting.
Starting point is 00:48:57 And for people who don't know, the Merling King is like essentially Poseidon. Right. So like, according to legend, the sea god gave House Valerian when they first moved to Westero's, gives House Valerian this like, I don't I don't know, half a barrel of something, like whatever the Driftwood throne is made of. But I love that because it gives them their own, like, sort of divine right of kings sort of thing. Like the Targaryens are like, we are divinely gifted to be dragon riders.
Starting point is 00:49:22 And they're like, well, the sea god gave us our throne. So we are also very magic and important, too. Thank you very much. Not feeling super magical and important right now is Viseris, because we see it's much more than sea sickness. he's really struggling and Corlis is not there in the yard to greet him. Lainor and Joffrey are sparring, but no Coralus, no Reneas. Lena will eventually come out as well. Lionel is abhist.
Starting point is 00:49:52 He advocated, let's remember, for two matches. He advocated initially for Vassaris to marry Lena and then he advocated for Reneira to marry Lainor. So if this blows up, if this goes terribly wrong, It reflects very poorly on Lionel Strong, and you can feel that anxiety in this moment. New job. New job. New worries.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yeah. What did you make of Vesaris's response? Because he's just, like, too tired to care about being so overtly insulted. He literally says, let's just get on with it. I mean, I think Renice is going to sum it up later. Like, it's, you know, pathetic. It's not absolutely is just embarrassing himself in this entire. entire sequence.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Before we see him make his way to the Driftwood Throne, though, we go back into another wood, the godswood, in front of the Warewood. Our favorite setting, and certainly this show's favorite setting, we have had so many scenes
Starting point is 00:50:55 in this godswood joke, but this one feels rightly placed in multiple respects. Allison is alone in the godswood, reflecting in her chosen pious place, only is she? Or is that? Laris Strong.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Joanna, please formally welcome. We got some brief time with him out in the hunt. Here he is in full. Your beloved Laris Clubfoot has entered the great game.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I'm so excited that Laris Strong is here. I have so much to say about this. I have like, okay, well, I'm wondering if you want to run through the scene and then I can say what I want to say about it. I'll do a quick kind of snapshot of the bullet points because he does a lot of things in rapid succession. He'll hear all of which are notable. I'll go through them quickly and then you can annotate and analyze all of them because he's your
Starting point is 00:51:51 fave and here he is. Thanks, Mal. I appreciate you seeing me and knowing me so well. We had to open the episode with our beloved strong brothers. One for you, one for me. That hot goss at the welcome feast. Usually we are like fighting over the same person. So I like this. This is like divide and conquer. As you know, I love Laris, too, as a character. And I'm very excited to see how he's deployed in the story. So the first thing that he does is use the foliage to make a point about Allison's outsider status.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Steve, can we hear this? An outsider among the natives. Lord Laris. No valies. Rare bloom. Indigenous to... By all rights, it shouldn't be thriving here. Nature.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Such mystery. Incredible. Next, he broaches her father's dismissal, which is really bold. We have seen these characters interact in this social circle inside of the tent at the hunt, but without having seen many, many, many exchanges between them and understanding that there's this deep history of conversation, it's like, whoa, this is a... a move. Okay. Then he sums up his own ammo, but much like with the foliage commentary, makes a point about Alicent herself in doing so. He says, when one is never invited to speak,
Starting point is 00:53:30 one learns instead to observe. Crackerjack, Lair's impression, first of all. He asks her outright if she needs an ally, which causes her to go on the defensive a bit. This is when he lost Mallory, by the way. Yeah. To the point where she says, state your purpose, my lord. And then he spills the tea on the moon tea. We guessed last week that the tea episode would tell, and it did. And this achieves a couple really crucial things. It establishes Laris as a character who knows things.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Knows things. Has this knowledge. What will he do with it? And it reveals to Alicent that Reneer lied and that Viseras didn't believe her, which sets into course multiple key events. Joanna, take us through all of that. Take us through Laris's intentions here. Take us through Laris' character
Starting point is 00:54:28 and how he's working those plots and schemes. I mean, I think what's really key here is that he has been hunting her since the hunt episode. Like, that's when he, at least we got to see him start to hunt her as someone who could you, use a friend. And it is interesting that, like, his father and his brother are so clearly and closely allied with the king and everything that's going on there.
Starting point is 00:54:58 And Laris is making a bid for the other side of the table. Now, is that to ensure that the strongs have representatives on all sides of an argument, maybe? Or is he, you know, this is a very archetypal character for Georgia R. Martin, who loves characters like Tyrion or Varus who are, you know, have had some sort of physical disadvantage in their life and have made up for it with extreme wit, some schemes and plots, etc. Cunning, conning characters, right? Yes, a character who feels like an outsider and has to work to have that influence inside.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Right. So how much, how much has Laris chafed against his own, the physical prowess? of his own brother, the, like, you know, high placement of his father and how much does he want to cut his own path in the world? Or how much is he working in concert with them? We may never know because there's, like, there's this great description of Laris in the book that Martin writes, the enigma that is Laris Strong has vexed students of history for generations. And it is not one we can hope to unravel here. What was he about? How much of what he said in? You know, did was ruse how much was real. We do not know. But what we do know is that he was sly, secretive,
Starting point is 00:56:22 yet plausible, and pleasant when need be. So like, even George is like, this is a real, this is a real dark cloud. Like, we don't know how to, how to pierce it. So what he is insinuating himself into is someone who can provide Alison with information she needs. She needs a spymaster. He's like, I can be your eyes and ears. I know things. And I can help you. you out and I see that you are vulnerable right now, your death's gone. You're all alone. Here I am here to help you. But, well, two things. Number one, I know that like we talked about on Talk of Throne. You weren't a huge fan of this scene mostly because you felt like he was being a little too obvious with his plotting and scheming. And you would prefer him to be subtler in his movements.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah, I think like it's actually a lot of it connects to the line that you just read. We do know that he was sly secretive. Like, I don't get sly secretive from that scene. And I think that the point that you made in response to me noting that on Talk to Thrones was exactly right, which is we just have, this is the time jumps again. We just haven't gotten enough time to like get a feel for how Laris behaves. But to go from the, I'm the one who just observes into here are multiple very close. clear attempts to manipulate and upend you.
Starting point is 00:57:49 It just felt like a touch to, a touch to we are going for a very clear signal that this is a little finger figure in this story. And I just wanted it to be like a tad subtler. But I love Laris as a character. So I think that in any way, in a way like that's why actually the scene didn't work as well for me as I wanted to because I was, when I saw him there, I was like, this is it, here we go. And it just didn't quite land for me the way that I was hoping it would.
Starting point is 00:58:16 But we see that he's effective, which is the key takeaway, ultimately. This is the other, you know, auto domino number one, Laris, domino number two, right? But I think that our pals over in the history of Westrose podcast came up with another really interesting idea for like why this read so broad. And they were recalling that in season one of Thrones and certainly in the book as well, Veris, when he's dealing with Ned, sometimes has to get like really obvious and pointed because Ned doesn't necessarily have a brain for plots and schemes. he's like... To quote Littlefinger. Quick temper slow on.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Exactly. And so Varus has to like really lay it out. Like when he's talking about whether or not Hugh of the veil is the one who poisoned John Aaron and then died mysteriously. And he's like, pity what happened to him just when his life seemed to be going so nicely. Like Varys is really just like underlining these things for Ned because Ned is so like Alice and if indeed she's joining the game. this is her first entry into the game, right?
Starting point is 00:59:19 We've seen her gently guiding Viseris towards a point or two. But in terms of like schemes and plots, like, that's not really her thing. But can I please Mallory Rubin enter our first crackpot theory into the record? I would be delighted. Is this going to be the Joe magician theory? Have you heard this theory? I was looking at his tweets this morning. Is this the green sear theory?
Starting point is 00:59:43 Bring it. This is the secret. I love this. Let's do it. We got a few emails about this, but I was like, I was talking. So our friend Matt, who tweets and YouTube's and podcasts under the name Joe magician has this incredible theory. And he laid it out in this long video on YouTube. There's some tweets about it, but he laid out a long video on YouTube that I definitely watched on a plane yesterday.
Starting point is 01:00:05 So I really hope that lady who was like sitting next to me and necking just pure vodka over ice and joined me watching this like incredibly elaborate Lara Strong theory. this idea that one of the great benefits of this theory, that Larry Strong is actually green theory. And there's no evidence for this in the text necessarily, like no clear evidence. So this is not a spoiler, right? Because if you could read through fire and blood and never, this could never occur to you.
Starting point is 01:00:35 But one of the things it does is explains why so many damn scenes have been taking in place in front of that godswood, right, in front of the Weir'swood tree because we've been making jokes about, oh, is Brand spying on them? Is the three-eyed raven spying upon them? Like, the reason why Bran or the three-eyed crow would be able to, like, look through the wherewood tree is because they have the gift of green sight. Does Laris Strong have the gift of green sight?
Starting point is 01:01:02 Has he been spying on all the things happening in front of the wherewood tree with his gift of green sight? Additionally, another thing. that we saw Bran Stark do is warg into various animals. So is Laris able to warg into the rats and rodents that we have seen in significant moments so far? Was he creeping on top of Allison and Vassaris' bed? Again, this is his, I'm not taking credit for this. It's all his theory.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Please watch this video. It is incredible. Was he, was he, we saw a shot of a rodent. when Reneur is sneaking out of the castle on, like, right around Balearian skull. Like, so if you go back and watch all the moments where there have been rodents or all the moments that have taken in front, a place in front of that werewood tree, Laris would then have a very, like, well-rounded picture of everything that's been going on so far in the realm.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Some, uh, some evidence here that, that Joe magician has gathered, uh, is that, that, you know, that Heron Hall is right by the Isle of Faces. Yeah. Which is this like... That's compelling. It's very compelling. This place shrouded mystery that like Howland Reed tried to go out to, that like, could he have gone out there? Could he have learned a green sight from being out there like in among the wherewood trees?
Starting point is 01:02:39 In the book, the show wasn't doing this, but in the book, Laris is one of the king's confessors, which means he's a torturer, essentially. And he, like, always got his man, essentially. So, like, was Greensight enhancing that? And so this idea that, like, if he has been targeting Allison since the hunt or earlier and is using his rodent army and the werewood tree and all this sort of to gather his information, this was Chris Ryan's big question. How the hell did Laris know about the tea?
Starting point is 01:03:08 Well, if he's just a rat scuttling down the hallway, like, you know, how wouldn't he know? So, I don't know. It's really, really compelling. And, like, we should say that the Three-Ead Crow, before he became that, was Brandon Rivers, Blood Raven, and he was a master of whispers, and a big way in which he was able to be an effective master of whispers was using his warging and his green sight in order to do so. So very, very interesting. And a reason why this maybe wouldn't have made it into fire and blood is that it's important
Starting point is 01:03:44 to remember who wrote. Fire and Blood is written by maesters who are, we got an email from a listener who was like, why isn't there more magic everywhere? When the whole point of Game of Thrones was magic has gone out of the world. When the dragons left, the magic left. And when the dragons come back, the magic comes back. But why are we watching this dragon story?
Starting point is 01:04:03 And we're not seeing a ton of magic everywhere around it. You know, without spoiling things, I will say we will get to some characters later who manifest that. But like, what if we're seeing one sort of hiding in plain sense? here. I mean, I would love it. I desperately crave those deeply fantastical elements and magical elements in the story. This would be incredible. I was going to ask you what you thought of the theory, which our pal Kim raised in one of her pieces about whether Laris sent the tea instead of Vassaris. And that was how he knew. I don't love that. I don't think that he could convince mellos to make it. I don't know that he has that standing. I don't love that, but I love that he's, I don't
Starting point is 01:04:46 Anyway, the video from Joe is called Laris Strong, Spymaster, and Greeds here of the WhereWids. There are some gentle spoilers in there, book spoilers. So, like, you know, proceed with caution. But it's like 27 minutes of sheer solid crackpot goodness that I love. So shout out to him and that's really fun thing. Amazing. Love a theory. My only question, you know I love a theory.
Starting point is 01:05:09 My only question about it is, like, is there a way to reveal that that isn't cheesy? I don't know. I was there the whole time. Like, how do we do that? I have questions. But I love it. Or they might just be something that they always, like, imply, but never confirm. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:27 But, yeah. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. Anything else on Laris in that scene before we move to... No, I'm just... The Hall of 9? You and I are usually on the same page.
Starting point is 01:05:38 It's fine that we're not entirely on the same page here. We're on the same page about Laris as a character, just not about the... Deployment. In that scene. In that scene. I will just say that I think Matthew Needham is, like, incredibly well cast in this role. And I really loved, like, basically every single line read. So, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Back to Drift, Mark. We are heading into the Hall of Nine, though we go where Rainier is not welcome. Door closed in Renira in Renera's face. Lena takes her to breakfast. They walk off arm on arm. Kristen Cole goes, sorry. Really sweetly. Maybe one of his last sweet moments.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Sorry. Oh, God. Viseras so visibly ailing that Corliss has to ask him if he needs a chair. We'll talk more about his state in a moment here. But because Corliss did not greet him in the yard, Viseras has to make this walk. And where does he find Corliss when he enters the Hall of Nine? He finds him sitting on the driftwood throne. Now, Corliss does rise. He does bend the knee. He does go through all of the steps that you're supposed to do, but he still made the king walk into. He's, his hall where he was sitting on his throne. It's been years since these two have seen each other. This is an incredible power play and an incredible flex. And Viseras allowed it to happen. This was an unbelievable move from Corlis. Did you dig it?
Starting point is 01:07:02 I dug it. It was fantastic. But actually, I love what his wife did even better, right? Like charging in, bundle of energy in her riding leathers. in her riding leathers, hopefully reeking of dragon. That's right. No, no commentary on how she smells like a dragon, which would have been helpful, actually,
Starting point is 01:07:23 in this episode where it's never overtly stated that she's a dragon rider, even though we see her on her dragon later. It's annoying. But anyway, but I feel like that's, I mean, like, it's a very, like, you know, English woman to the countryside, just fresh off her horse sort of moment,
Starting point is 01:07:38 but also it's like a flex because Viseras doesn't have a dragon that he can take for a brisk morning ride across the sea. you know what I mean? Absolutely. And to not only go from, hey, I just got off my dragon and Corliss just got off his throne, but to reaching out to grasp his hand,
Starting point is 01:07:54 and he recoils in pain. Like, we talked so much in the first couple episodes about how Otto in particular was really motivated to keep a lid on Viceris's failing health. And his state, his visibly deterioring state is so apparent now to so many people who can see. I loved the, are you well? Very.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Exchange me is like so not convincing. It was so funny. He even rejects the offer of wine. What more do you need to know about the state he's in? It's true. It's true. I always, I love a morning glass of red. But I think that there's been, I've seen some debate of like whether or not Rini's grabbed his hand on purpose to like reveal that. That's not my read. But my read is that it's very important that. she learns in that moment how bad it is for him because that's going to inform so much of her subsequent worry. Like you, she's like, the clock has to be whining out. Like, we're running out on this guy, right? And the show's like, maybe not. But, you know, like, she's like, can't be much
Starting point is 01:09:04 longer, right? Before. And then our son's in danger. We'll get to that the second. But I just, I thought that move was really interesting. It was a, there are a lot of, you know, Chris made the great point about like the theater of manners on Talk the Thrones. And there were so many interesting little like nuggets to parse in this change where there are all of these like really lame attempts all around at exchanging pleasantries, which nobody's really interested in doing. You know, Corlis congratulates Lionel on becoming hand. Vesaris doesn't take the bait when Corlis tries to bring up auto and what a pity it is. They reveal what happened with Raya. We get these interesting glances passing between Vesaris and Lina, like everyone in the room is thinking,
Starting point is 01:09:45 Damon definitely did this, but nobody says it. We're just reminded that they can't be honest with each other. And so when Vesera states his purpose and proposes the marriage between Reneira and Lainor, he says something that I thought was so interesting. He says, it's long past time our house is united in blood, the last pillars of old Valeria. This is a really strange thing to say. Mallory's like, Veseris does not read the book. But I'm only a Rubin as.
Starting point is 01:10:13 The Sarah is not a book reader. Exactly, Joanna. I mean, first of all, you don't need to be a book reader because you're talking to Reinez Targaryen and Corlis Valerian, a marriage between House Targaryen and House Valerian. We've talked about this on other episodes. The fact that Agon the Conqueror and his sisters that their parents were obviously Targaryen and Valena Valerian, their mother. Alyssa Valerian marrying our Guy Anus, the parents of Jaharis and Alassine, except. etc, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So there are a lot of ties between these houses. Don't challenge me to go down the list of Valerian-Targarian marriages. I haven't memorized.
Starting point is 01:10:49 But I will take any opportunity to talk about Argynas, the second king of house Targary. And I'll never pass off a chance to do that. And in addition to all of the marriages, as we've also chatted about before, the consistent presence of the Lord of the Tides as the master of ships, etc., these long, deeply rooted ties. So what he really means is it's long past time that my line united with your house, that I did this, that I gave you what you've wanted, but he can't put it that way. He can't say it that way. And so it sets into motion this conversation where everybody is pursuing their aim, but speaking in these kind of thinly veiled, masked languages and sentences. And we get the best version of this from Corliss who full on shoots his shots. He
Starting point is 01:11:41 Want some details, Joe. Yeah, yeah. On the succession. Walk us through this exchange. Well, I want to go back to that line that Vassara says about uniting their houses. I'm almost wondering, like, when Robert Barathean goes to Ned Stark to asking me, Hannah the King, and he says in the crypt standing right in front of Leon's statue, cool move, he says, I have a son, you have a daughter, will join our houses.
Starting point is 01:12:05 And I almost wonder if they were just trying to, like, do a little quick little nod to that line, And even though it triggered, Mallory's like, you want me to go down the list of Valerian-Targarian marriages? I will. Anyway, to your question, Corleys wants the kids to be named Valerian, right? Not Targaryen, as is the custom. And Vassarist pulls are really cool. I'm a feminist and you're not move on Corleys. And he says, surely Lord Corlees, you're not proposing that the Targaryen dynasty and with my daughter simply because she is
Starting point is 01:12:40 woman. And Rainies' reaction to that is an all-timer. A real like, oh, now we're feminists, are we? Okay. Where was that energy at the Great Council of 101? So, yeah. I loved how she was standing. She had moved from being right there with him to positioning herself in front of the driftwood throne, not the iron throne, but still a throne. So that every time we're cutting to her and seeing her in this exchange where first Vissaris is reiterating just the actual succession. Reneur's the heir. Her kid with Lainor firstborn will be the eventual ruler regardless of gender, and we're cutting to Reneas during that point too.
Starting point is 01:13:21 And then throughout this whole really almost shockingly bold pitch from Corliss about the last name and what's the upshot of it? Viseras doesn't, he's indignant, but he doesn't walk out. Yeah, he strikes the bargain, which really reveals the extent of his desperation. I just want to say, for my own personal life philosophy, I think it's better to go through life being like, okay, let's not worry that I didn't come out to agree with me. Okay, let's just find a compromise and get over it. I think that's a better way to live your life.
Starting point is 01:13:54 But is it a good way to project power as a king? Probably not. Oh, God. I agree. There are parts about the way that he behaves where I'm just like, this is like sort of like charming and like makes me warm to him. But then when we actually think about his station, it's just impossible not to like see his actions as so feeble.
Starting point is 01:14:21 And more crucially, even is to see that the other characters around him see it that way. And that makes him consistently vulnerable. Yeah. Before we hear Corliss and Reniress, excuse me, debrief on this, we go out to the beach with Reneira and Lainor. Gorgeous visual sequence here as they're strolling on the sand. I appreciate the breakdown of all the like props in Corliss's throne room here. But I wanted to know how they got this shot because it's the low winter.
Starting point is 01:14:52 It's the same low winter sun from the bridge at Dragonstone, which we know they did digitally. but you can't do that in a beach scene. So, like, it's incredible, incredible shot. Really, really beautiful. It was lovely. Fascinating conversation between these two. We see, first of all, that Rainer's view on this arrangement has really evolved.
Starting point is 01:15:13 She says, in truth, if it had to be someone, I'm glad it is you. Now, of course, the fact that two people who do not want to be together and do not love each other are going to end up married is a deeply sad. thing and a product of the time in the realm in which they live. However, they both are embracing this as the best outcome given the fact that they were both going to be maneuvered by their families to doing their duty in a marriage. And I was so interested in the fact that we got a pretty big change here. On the one hand, we get a great parallel to fire and blood and this scene when we get the duck goose talk,
Starting point is 01:15:58 because that calls back to a line for the book that I know you're excited to share. But also, while you're reading the fire and blood passage, let's also talk about the fact that it's a big change from how Reneira responds to the idea of this match in the book. Joe, can you take us into the text here? Lainor's sexuality is an open secret in the context of fire and blood. And so much so that it is a,
Starting point is 01:16:20 as they're debating in the small council who Reneera should marry, They're openly talking about Lenore's sexuality, right? And we get this all-timer from Mesa Rellos, which they changed to goose and duck, and I think for the better, because this is what Mellis says. Okay, it says on one objection was raised, Lainor Valarine was now 19 years of age, yet had never shown any interest in women. Instead, he surrounded himself with handsome squires of his own age and was said to prefer their company. but Grand Master Melos dismiss his concern out of hand. What of it, he said. I do not like the taste of fish, but when fish is served, I eat it.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Oh my gosh. Steve, we need to dare me on that, Steve. Give me a dear me, please. Give me. Thank you. Oh, that might also warrant a gods be good. God's be good. Thus was the matter.
Starting point is 01:17:23 match decided, right? But Reneer's response is, my half-brother would be more to his taste. You know, so it's, you know, she is not proposing an open marriage because we are not privy to that, you know, Laris the Greensier might have been, but we were not,
Starting point is 01:17:41 the book readers are not privy to that conversation she had with Damon, where he lays out to her the idea that a marriage can just be a political thing, and then you could just do whatever the hell you want. And she's like, Linar, have you heard of this thing called an open marriage. My really cool uncle told me about it right before he took me to
Starting point is 01:17:58 the bowels of the pleasure den. So, you know, let's let's try it. Let's try it out. It was, it was really, really notable that she is carrying forth this lesson from Damon into the way that she is going to live her life despite the way that they parted. And despite the tension that is so clearly on display between them later, like when he said to our marriage is a duty, yes, but that doesn't stop us from doing what we want, fucking who we want. That's, what she's proposing to Lainor here. And listen, open marriages seem like a lot of work, but good for these two.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Good for these two. Let me just say one thing about open marriages and polyamory and whatever is that the most important thing is complete honesty and openness. And Reneira so far, swearing on her mother's memory. I'm not sure she's a great candidate for an open marriage. That being said. Yeah, you can't just say the matches for our families and our duty, then we'll take our pledges for ourselves.
Starting point is 01:18:54 You got to also say, and I will be providing a list at the end of every month of how I sought those pleasures. You know, what are the rules? You got to all agree on the rules. Lay it out. This might have, this might have, Joffrey might still be with us
Starting point is 01:19:08 if there was a little bit more information on the table here. That being said, I want to draw a quick parallel between here, between Reneira and Marjorie Terrell because Marjorie does the exact same thing, right, with Renley and her brother, where she's like, listen, I don't know you're like,
Starting point is 01:19:22 brother. It's fine that you're gay. Let's just get married. And then you can do whatever you want with my brother. I can join you, whatever, whatever you care about. I don't care about. And speaking of Marjorie Terrell, I'm thinking about her a lot when I'm thinking about Allison. Also, there's all these references to Laris, both Laris and then later Hobart, are making these references to Allison as a flower. Growing strong, you know, the House Tyrell words. Growing strong, Allison High Tower. And like, Will anyone sketch a rose on a piece of parchment and pass it inside of a hand grasp at any point? Who can say?
Starting point is 01:19:59 I hope so. But probably it'll just be a dumb tower with a green flame on top of it. We'll see. Oh, God. Yeah, I was thinking of Marjorie a lot, too. We talked last week about the Circee Marjorie Moon Tea reveal and plot in the Song of Ice and Fire. So I was thinking about her again here with the Laris Allison Tea Exchange. Spilling the tea specifically about tea.
Starting point is 01:20:21 boy, Laris, little guy. Should we head back inside? We have our beautiful low sun outside, but we have those murals inside. So let's go back into High Tide because we have a wonderful scene here, a rich scene with Coralus the Sea Snake and Rainis, the queen who never was.
Starting point is 01:20:45 This is so fascinating in so many different respects. Corliss, who was here, Is he smirking in the opening shot here at the crab feeders mask? Was that the crab feeders mask? I couldn't tell exactly, but I trust, well, as I said, I just trust your eyes. That's why I'm asking you. I really wasn't about to say that. Because I couldn't be sure.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Why don't you talk about it and I'll go look at it right now while you're talking? I'm listening to you. He's looking at a relic of an achievement. I think that is certainly safe to say, whether it's a crabby's, harpy, mask or not. And it is. I think it is, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:25 I thought so, too. I thought so too. So I like that because it's like he's smiling at it like this is a sign of victory. And sure it is, but let's not forget that that took quite a long time to achieve and that they were on the brink of defeat before that. That's an important thing to remember across this exchange. And one that her niece is really trying to remind him of even if she's not specifically like, remember that guy, the crab feeder, remember him?
Starting point is 01:21:51 Corlis asks if he overreached with Viseris. And I think that was what both of us wanted to talk about just broadly across the entire scene
Starting point is 01:22:01 before we break down the particulars. He asked her. He asked her. And the presence of true partnership and a real open exchange of ideas
Starting point is 01:22:11 across this scene was really lovely to see. They're in each other's arms as they're talking about this. I feel like I haven't seen this since like
Starting point is 01:22:19 season one Kat and Ned. is what it made me think of. You know what I mean? Like, where he, I believe that he respected her opinion as they talked over next moves. So, yeah. Yes, not only a love on display here, but respect, exactly. So did he overreach?
Starting point is 01:22:40 Because my feeling is, no. I mean, yes, it was incredibly bold and risky, but it worked. It worked. They moved Houseful, Valerian into that exactly what we heard. Everybody chatted about in earlier episodes. Nothing but a direct line to the Iron Throne will satisfy him.
Starting point is 01:22:59 This arrangement of the names, they'll be Valerians until one takes the Iron Throne and then they'll be Targaryians. You have that adjacency to power. It's in your grasp. And Renis, we've been alluding to this line, says as much. She says, my cousin chose to sail it to this tempest husband. It was undignified of the king to drag himself here and beg for land. or his hand. What a damning assessment of what has just unfolded. And I couldn't help but think
Starting point is 01:23:27 that Otto Hightower would not have allowed him to do this. I mean, like, let's be really real. He's offering to Corleys who is deeply ambitious, very thirsty for power, your son is going to be king consort and your grandkids, be they male or, you know, men or women, are going to rule the seven kingdoms. That is definitely worth Corley's getting in his ship and, you know, bringing himself to the Red Keep. Otto would have been like, get here. We have something to say. Lionel's new to the job. You know, it's brand new. Focused on the vomit. Scott, you know, it's got really pressing matters to attend to. He's got like a strong son and a weird son and he's trying to just like handle, you know, war was easier than sons, Mallory is what I had to say about that.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Indeed. Before we chat about Renise expressing her concern that they are placing their son and their family in danger, can we talk for a minute about how Corlis speaks about his son's sexuality? Because in general, we're very pro the sea snake. Great character, delighted to have him back. This was brutal. He says that he will, quote, outgrow it. Very upsetting. Really fucking tough. And like, in that jovial sort of like, you know, no pleasure better than a woman sort of thing that he gives it. But I like, I love her niece in all of this where she's like, obviously not, you know. And let's talk about the other danger. Right. That just puts him in. She sees clearly all aspects of who her son is and how he wants to live his life. And when she's assessing this marriage pact, she says, Renair's succession will be challenged. Knives will come out for her, her husband,
Starting point is 01:25:25 and for their heirs. As we noted earlier, a remarkably similar forecast to what Otto conveyed to Allison. They're on different sides, but they see the same future, highly ominous. What does you make of not only that read, but of Corliss's response, which boil down to anyone fool enough,
Starting point is 01:25:43 that's what he says, to challenge them, will be crushed. And I'm like, again, my guy, it just took you three years to be the fucking crap feeder. What are we talking about here? I love it because it's, it's complex. They're aligned and they support each other, but they are really seeing the board differently here. Three years to crush a guy who didn't even get his sag card for showing up to this show. I want to talk to you about this dragon math that we hear from Corley-Cere.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Yeah, half the realm's dragons. We're going to talk about it again in the book reader section. but I guess my best read on this is by the realms dragons, he means the dragons that have been introduced on the TV series House of the Dragon. Because if that's the case, we've met four dragons exactly, right? Syrax, Keroxies. And in this episode, we see C-Smoke, Lenore's dragon, and Mali's Rene's dragon.
Starting point is 01:26:38 You'd be forgiven if you didn't know that that's what you saw. We'll talk about her later. So House Valerian has two of the four dragons that we've seen on the show. And I guess if they're backing Rainera, that means they've got three of the four dragons, you know, that we've seen on the show. So that's some pretty decent math in their favor, I guess. I think it's, yes, that's my read on the math, too. We're talking about active dragon rider pairings established on the show, not just dragons. We know to be alive because we have heard others mention.
Starting point is 01:27:11 We've heard Dreamfire. We've heard Gagar. We have talked previously in other episodes about others. We know to be alive but not paired with riders at this point. I just think that the show, a show called House of the Dragon, should be spending more time on clearly establishing the dragon pairings, the dragon origin stories. The fact that House Valerian, the richest house in the land,
Starting point is 01:27:33 a house that could challenge the throne if not brought into the fold, into an alliance in this way, has not only, we talked about that sky and sea, dual power, but they have that now within their house. Like, this is a crucial thing. And so Corliss is right to note this. But, like, we need more time spent establishing how that came to be. And what it means?
Starting point is 01:27:54 I could be wrong. But, like, isn't this the first house outside of House Targaryen that has had, like, a number of dragons? Because Targaryans have married outside the family before. But I'm not sure. And please, Hobbiton Dragons at Gmail.com, if you want to run down a list of all the other, like, non-targarians who have been dragon riders, but it's super significant. I think not only that, but like houses that had a hunger for dragons were actively kept
Starting point is 01:28:22 at arm's length, like the Lannisters. The fact that in prior, like, Jeharis did not welcome them into the full because they could see so clearly that they wanted access to dragons. And this is, I mean, I'm going to talk again about the Polarians and the Lannisters before we're done with this evening, but like by evening, I mean, it's morning while we're recording. But that has to be a huge thorn in the side of the Lannisters is like we've talked before about how, again, the Valarians are sort of newly the richest family in the realm. And we've got the high tower, they're displacing the high towers and the Lannisters. And so it's no accident that Jason Lannister when he's like, lady wife, et cetera.
Starting point is 01:29:02 And he's like, I'm going to build a dragon pit at Castlery, like he's envisioning so many dragons. If the Valerians get dragon riders, definitely the Lannisters get some dragon riders. Let's go. So it's crucial, crucial math. Viseris and Lionel could have a conversation where they say, hey, we need to ensure that those dragons are aligned with us. Yeah. The characters should just be talking about this more.
Starting point is 01:29:26 The show is not, yeah. It was refreshing on the one hand to hear Corolla say that, but also it's jarring because there's just not like the time spent around that to make that all very clear. You know, you mentioned that like new money and that second son's speech that Coralus made to Damon in episode two as we talked about that, not actually a second son, but this idea of like somebody who made his own fortune who had to reach out for what he wanted to take and carve his path to that. There's this heavy, like, queen who never was presence in this conversation, this heavy second son's impulse presence in this conversation, where both Corliss and Renice have this perspective of the outsiders who have to either work to change that or confront the fact that maybe it's it feels unchangeable. And so Renice is not arguing when he says like,
Starting point is 01:30:24 we'll crush anyone who's full enough to challenge us. She's not arguing that that's possible. She's asking what it's for. And his answer is, quote, justice by all. writes, you should be queen of the seven kingdoms, you were robbed of the crown. Reminder that in the show, we see that the finalists are Viseris and Reneas in the book. Her claim is also cast aside at the Great Council, but Lainor is actually the other finalist. So there's an even extra layer of resentment and bitterness in the book in that respect. This is again that order of things aspect that feels
Starting point is 01:31:01 unmovable for Reneas. And Corliss is saying, let's move it. Yeah, but what I love about that is that she says, I myself would put the business behind me. So it's like one of those moments where like, and usually I'm sorry, but usually men do this, where they're like, I'm doing this on your behalf. And like the woman's like, I never once asked you to do that. Right. Because that line is in response to him saying I would remedy that small minded error by any means necessary. And she's like, I just want my, I just want to keep my family safe.
Starting point is 01:31:28 Don't pretend this is about me. This is about your pride, obviously. Don't hide behind something that happened to me. Own that this is about your pride, your wealth, your power. I'm eager to see if that changes for Reneas because I think it's a great point and you're exactly right. But I'm personally eager for the moment where she says, yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 01:31:48 Fuck this. Where that smirk when she was standing in front of the throne as she hears them talk about how no matter what Reneer will rule, no matter what the gender of their child is, that child will rule. and she doesn't believe that it can be true, but she is a character who is as much reason as anybody in the entire story to try to make it so.
Starting point is 01:32:08 And I just, I just, Corliss and Rene's back in the story, delightful House Valerian. I'm so glad they're here. I've really missed spending time with them. Well, yeah, and I think Steve Toussaint and Eve Best are fantastic, and I would just love to get more and more and more of them in the show.
Starting point is 01:32:24 If you've watched some of the junket interviews that the cast has done and Chris Ryan and Mallory and I were looking at this one that Patty Considine and Matt Smith did about British versus U.S. snacks. That's delightful. There was one that was like a trivia because all these junket things are involved games. And there was one where it was like Game of Thrones trivia and they were all like paired up. Eve best and Steve Toussaint like crushed everyone at this game.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Mom and dad knew all the answers and it was awesome. Anyway. Someone who does not have all the answers is the night of kisses. Joffrey Lahnmouth. We head outside where Lainor and Joffrey are kind of nestled in the seagrass.
Starting point is 01:33:05 They're very sweet with each other. Very quick cannon run down here. We don't really know a ton about Joffrey. He's IDed in the
Starting point is 01:33:14 wedding tournament stretch in fire and blood as quote, the groom's favorite. Sir Geoffrey Lonmuth known as the Night of Kisses. And then we learned that quote when Reneera bestowed
Starting point is 01:33:23 her garter on Sir Harwin, her new husband laughed and gave one of his own to Sir Joffrey. we'll talk later about the death scene and how that differs in the show in the book. Here we get the night of kisses they call me, though I don't know why.
Starting point is 01:33:35 When he's talking to Kristen later, I have to assume it's because of the skulls and lips on the house crest. Anything you want to say about this little exchange, we see that Lainor, despite the arrangement he and Reneer of made, is really wrestling with what his betrothal means. And Jophrie's saying it's better than we could have hoped for.
Starting point is 01:33:52 You're going to be the king consort, plus you've got this arrangement, and he's already sleuthing. He says, paramour of her own, right? He's deduced to this from the arrangement. I wonder who it is. Cut to but anyway, I guess
Starting point is 01:34:06 this is to underline for people who didn't understand the tortured sort of goose and duck metaphor or even what Rainies and Corley's were talking about and they're like, these two are fucking for sure that's here. I just I have some questions about Joffrey. We're going to get to that a little bit more later, but I'll just say it here to begin with. I think this is a
Starting point is 01:34:27 character, even though he only gets like a few lines in the book, I think this is a character we really should have met earlier and like met, met, not like he's seen in the background of the Battle of the Stepstones, which he is. He pulls Damon off the messenger that he's like brutally beating. Like, if you go back and look, Joffrey's there, but we don't meet him until here. And this episode is, it's two characters we meet who die within the same episode. And like, you know, it's, I, you know, they're trying to do a lot. But I would have. liked him seated in earlier. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 01:35:01 And even, you know, even Lainor, like, Oh, definitely Lainor. Spentenade. Spent spent time with him briefly in the stepstones. But the, to feel the extent of this tragedy for him, yeah, if we had spent more time with them together, as two young people in love.
Starting point is 01:35:15 I mean, we, and again, if we had met similarly Ria, like more than three minutes before she was killed. Yep. A little bit nice. Ah, the time jumps. Oh. Joe, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Hold the oranges because we've got another marriage proposal. It's time to head back to Kings Landing. We are on our ship again. We did not get to spend a ton of time on this scene on Talk to Thrones, but I think there's a lot to break down here in this conversation between Kristen and Renera. Kristen approaches her for a chat. Very risky that anybody could hear them. It's established that they couldn't sleep.
Starting point is 01:35:51 It's very early still. I was like, guys, what are you doing? This is wild. Plus, I mean, so you know, the doc here that he's not wearing his armor and you and you've something else you want to say that about that but i will say to me and i don't usually get like too stuffy about this stuff but it bothers me when people like like this is indecent of him to just like come to her and his like britches on the deck of a ship like they do this in the uh in the um the cure knightly pride and prejudice
Starting point is 01:36:20 people were forever greeting each other in like nightgowns and i'm like they wouldn't do that they'd be dressed what the hell anyway As a person who spends the bulk of my time in my pajamas, I was not bothered by this, but noted. Noted. The thing that's set out to me about him not wearing his Kingsguard armor here is that it's one more example of how the show is really smartly using wardrobe, set design, seeing choreography to signal mindset and intent. He has to take off the white cloak, this reminder of the vow that he is so horrified to have sullied
Starting point is 01:36:49 as he goes to have this conversation. And throughout the episode with Kristen, Allison, many characters, Renice and the throne, as we talked about, these kinds of little symbols of what people are thinking. I think that's one of the things the show is doing really well. Joe, can you take us through Kristen's proposal? We have a few things to hit here. We have his initial proposal, Renira's response, Renira's proposal, and Kristen's response. Let's start with his initial proposal to her.
Starting point is 01:37:18 Right. So he says, I mean, speaking of pride and prejudice, it's way better than Mr. Darcy's initial proposal. so we'll give him that, right? So he says, I'm asking you to come, I'm asking you to come with me away from all this from the burdens and indignities of your inheritance. Let us leave it all behind and see the world together. We will be nameless and free, free to go where we like,
Starting point is 01:37:44 to love as we like in Esos, you could marry me, a marriage for love, not for the crown. I love that you capitalized the CN crown on this document here. I think that's really smart. What do you make of the language in that specific proposal, Mallory? So I think it is very telling that he's building toward this proposal by focusing on how Reneira herself has lamented her lack of agency, how she didn't get to make these choices in her life, how she did not specifically choose Lainor.
Starting point is 01:38:20 Now, on the one hand, I think it's like, it's so fascinating that his proposal includes exact language. Like, not similar, exact language to what we have heard Reneira herself say before. He says, here,
Starting point is 01:38:36 from the burdens and indignities of your inheritance, recall the burdens of my inheritance language that we heard from Reneira to Damon in episode four. So he's using exact things
Starting point is 01:38:46 that she has said to describe her own circumstances here. However, he is asking her to cast aside her birth, right, her life, her family, her name, her crown, everything about herself and her circumstance,
Starting point is 01:39:04 something that a man would never be asked to do. The goal. The goal! I have to wonder, like, what do you, during his adventurous youth, what tale did the women tell him about his prowess that made him think that one roll in the hay with him was worth giving up her birthright? Oh, my God. I have questions about that.
Starting point is 01:39:28 My big question here, well, first of all, this is, they're competing accounts of this in fire and blood, right? This was big confirmation. We've talked before about Mushroom as a source, and Mushroom had a big win last week with his salacious, you know, gossip about Damon and Ranera. And here another source in the book, except in Eustace, has the upper hand, right?
Starting point is 01:39:51 Because Mushroom is the one who says, Reneer went to Kristen and begged him. And in the book, it's used to as the one who says, you know, Sir Kristen Cole slipped into the princess's bed chamber to confess his love for her. He told Reneer that he had a ship waiting on the bay and begged her to flee with him across the narrow sea. It would be wed in Tyroche or Old Valentus, where her father's writ did not run.
Starting point is 01:40:14 And no one would care that Sir Kristen had betrayed his vows as a member of the king's guard. His prowess was sword and Morningstar was such that he did not doubt. He would find some merchant prince to take them. into service, but Renera refused him, right? So that's pretty close to what happened here. You think when they said his prowess with the sword that they're talking about what you were asking about a minute ago? Tell me.
Starting point is 01:40:36 My big question for you is that he's couching this initially as a love proposal. Do you, Malar Rubin, believe that Kristen Cole loves Renira, Targaryen? I think it's hard to answer that in a vacuum here without accounting for what we learned from him later in the conversation about sullying his oath. Because I think that those things are like inextricable from each other. Does he have some sort of genuine feeling for Renera? Maybe. I almost think it's irrelevant, though, because he's so clearly driven by this other impulse,
Starting point is 01:41:18 as we'll break down in a second. But what do you think? Do you think that he does love her? Do you think he doesn't? Do you think it doesn't matter? We're going to talk about this a bit more during his conversation with Allison. I have a lot to say about, like, his ideas of chivalry and stuff like that, and as they pertain to being, but there's this idea of chivalric love.
Starting point is 01:41:33 And if you think about it when it comes to, if you've not made your way through various Arthurian legends, both for pleasure or for my case, my English degree, then maybe you don't know about the idea of chivalric love. But think about Jora and the way that he loved Dineris, which is more like, a remote, idealized love, like not a real down-to-earth feet in the clay love, but I've put you on this pedestal and I love you. That's sort of what chivalric love is. And sometimes it's not even like sexual, it's like virtuous, whatever. Obviously, Chris and Cole is a sexual being. But I think he loves the, it's actually a really viral TikTok audio that is from outer banks of all places that is about, you don't love me, you love the idea of me, right? And so it
Starting point is 01:42:22 It's like this idea, I don't think he actually sees Rainira at all. And I think it's really important that stand in contrast to someone like Harwin Strong who grins at her as she drags a bore back into camp or grins at her as she runs through the street of King's Landing as dress as a boy or even Damon who sees her very intimately. Like I think those two men see her. And I think Kristen, though he spent all this. this time with her. He approaches her. He's like, I think I know you. Here are all the things I know about you. Yeah. Yeah. I think I know you. And I'm like,
Starting point is 01:42:57 I don't think you really know her, Kristen. I think you've, I invented this idea of a princess benefactor and you've envisioned this like Lancelot and Guinevere's story for yourself. And that's not actually the story that you're in. You're in the wrong story. Yeah, that's interesting. I think that connects to a lot of how he sees himself and how he thinks about symbols and station and what all of those things represent and how they would be inextricable from each other in his mind. And he does not respond well to Reneer's reply. She sort of smiles at first and then kind of steps away, walks away, and then turns around their position in the scene is flipped.
Starting point is 01:43:33 And she says, I am the crown, Sir Kristen, or I will be. I may chafe at my duties, but do you think I would choose infamy in exchange for a bushel of oranges or a ship to a shy? It is my duty to marry a nobleman from a great house, and Sir Lina will make a fine husband. Now, this is before she that makes her pitch to him. But I was struck that it was like hard there not to think of how similar she sounded to Vassaris, how she had adopted this language of duty and the necessity of rule. Well, and I think we see her turn away and the way that Millie Alcock is playing it, like we see tears in her eyes.
Starting point is 01:44:08 Like she is, this is not, it's not like there isn't an appeal to her in this. You know, Little Miss, I want to write off on my dragon and eat cake all day long. Like this, there isn't a. appeal, she does feel drawn to Kristen, she does chafe a bit on her duties. One cannot help but imagine, and she more explicitly says it later, that she's thinking about the prophecy here, which is a fun new thing for book readers, because again, as we've mentioned over and over again, this idea of Reneira knowing about a prophecy having to do with the duty of Hastertgarian is not a factor in the book. So we can start to see how it informs.
Starting point is 01:44:48 the decision she makes. And for anyone who thinks her saying in exchange for a bushel of oranges was cruel, I will just say that in the book, as Eustace reports it, she says, she was the blood of the dragon. She reminded him it meant for more than to live her life
Starting point is 01:45:06 as the wife of a common cell sword. Yeah, this isn't quite as harsh. And if he could set aside his Kingsguard vows, why would marriage vows mean any more to him? So, like, Rinerick could have been way meaner than she was here, you know. I mean, she makes a kind of generous offer. Hey, what if we kept fucking, you know? But it doesn't go over well with Kristen.
Starting point is 01:45:27 He says, so you want me to be your whore. And then he is moved to tears, supreme emotion, as he says, Steve. I took an oath as knight of your king's garden. An oath of chastity. I've broken it. I've sold my wife. cloak, it is the only thing I have to my fucking name. I thought if you were married, I might be able to restore it.
Starting point is 01:45:55 Okay. So when you asked earlier about how he feels about her, like this is clearly the driving primary impulse, that he feels this compulsion, this need to repair his honor to again in his mind be worthy of that cloak that represents that newfound stature in his life. and for his house, as we've talked about in prior episodes. Like, without that, in his mind, what is he? Who is he? I want to talk about some specific word choice here.
Starting point is 01:46:25 So he uses the word soiled. Okay, first of all, I want to talk about his delivery. Okay, so he says, I've soiled my white cloak, and it's the only thing I have to my fucking name. I was reminded of, and the word crucible comes up later in this episode. But the crucible, there's this very famous line for the crucible, especially who's seen the Daniel Day Lewis film version where Dale Dealueis goes, because it is my name. name because I cannot have another in my life as a very like, it's all the only thing I have my fucking name.
Starting point is 01:46:54 Like, I really feel like Favier and Franco might have watched Daniel Dayloos before he gave that line read. But I want to talk about this word soiled because this idea of the white cloak and soiled comes up again and again in Georgia R. Martin's writing, there is a POV chapter at a Feast for Crows called the Soiled Night. This is Eris O'Kart, who was The Night of the Kingsguard sent. This is not someone who ever shows up in the show because they cut this whole plotline from the show. But he's Princess Marcella's escort to Dorn, and he gets seduced by, you know, a character, a great, cool character that is cut from the show.
Starting point is 01:47:36 We'll not talk about it. But she says, it is not our love that dishonored you is what she says to him when he's worried. about his soiled white cloak. She says, it is not our love that it dishonored you'd. It is the monsters you have served and the brutes you've called your brothers. Because a reminder at that time in the realm, this is like Joffrey's King's Guard, who beat Sansa Stark. Aries is one of the Joffrey's Kingsguard who used to beat up Sansa.
Starting point is 01:48:03 So like the Kingsard falls mightily in that time. And what's really fun is that Kristen Cole gets a major mention in that chapter, the Soyled Knight chapter. They talk a lot about Kristen Cole in that chapter. So that's interesting. However, I think more crucially to our understanding of honor and vows and the Kingsguard in the realm of Game of Thrones is Jamie Lannister, right? Jamie Lannister, the Kingslayer, like, the idea of soiled comes up here for him in
Starting point is 01:48:41 this great exchange with Bran and Storm of Swords where she says it is a rare and precious gift to be a knight and even more so a knight of the Kingsguard is a gift given to few a gift you have scorned and soiled. He says, and I love this, I earned my knighthood, nothing was given to me. It was the white cloak that soiled me, not the other way around. And so this is all part of like George really grappling with this idea of like, what is this institution and what do you? like these un attainable, you know, ideals of virtue and chastity and oaths due to a real flesh and blood person. I love that thing that Brian says there about, you know, is a rare and precious gift to me a knight because it reminds me of, like, Reneira holds her position
Starting point is 01:49:34 kind of cheaply in general, right? Like, she was bemoaning in the hunt episode, she's a princess. And Kristen's like, so many people would trade places with you, princess. You know, like, this is, you are so privileged. You don't even know what you have here. And back on the Jamie front and that idea of an ideal that you cannot pot a white cloak, an unsullied, unsoiled white cloak that you can not possibly live up to comes my, one of my favorite Jamie Lanister speeches that is in a Class of Kings and also a version of it is in the show. please imagine me dirty, bearded, Danish in a cage. So many vows, they make you swear and swear.
Starting point is 01:50:21 Defend the king, obey the king, keep his secrets, do his bidding. Your life for his, but obey your father, love your sister, protect the innocent, defend the weak, respect the gods, obey the laws. It's too much no matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or the other. That's the book version of it. And so, like, when we think of Sir Kristen Cole and this unrealistic, unattainable ideal that he is set up for himself, the pressure that he has put on himself as I'm the only one in my family to do something like this, it's all part of the pressure cooker that he's operating under in this episode when we see him pop at the end. Like there's, there's so much going on. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:51:08 I just think that word choice is really, really cool and interesting. I agree. I was thinking of the Jamie so many vows moment as well because I think it's a real contrast to Kristen. You know, first of all, Jamie is a character who can afford to think about things that way and has this life of privilege and luxury and connection that allows him to be more of a rogue and, behave in the way that he chooses and frankly, like, flout the vow, but then also that's part of
Starting point is 01:51:39 why we are won over so fully is to realize what he did to uphold the vow to protect the people of King's Landing, right? And that direct challenge of one vow in conflict with another in a moment like that, and how that is really at the heart of his character, like actually being able to make a choice that other people maybe wouldn't be able to make. For Kristen, there's none of that nuance, there's only the oath. That is the way he sees it, that is the entirety of his purpose and his existence. And so he is feeling completely aimless without that to the point where if we, this is all is present in the next scene, so I think we can move into it and talk about all of this
Starting point is 01:52:18 together there, he commits this kind of astonishing own goal where he is like so haunted by having forsaken his oath and now feeling like he has no pathway to repairing it, that when Allison, who is back now in her mom's dress, that old, that old favor of yours, Joe, has appeared again. She's seen... Sarah Faint in the yard, doesn't go to him upon his return, doesn't go to him to see if he needs anything,
Starting point is 01:52:44 summons Kristen instead to ask about these rumors with Renira, and Kristen badly fucks up. But before we get to what he says to her, there are a couple interesting details about how we come to this scene. The staircase. Well, the reason I want to be. to mention that is I thought that location was so interesting because there's this great line,
Starting point is 01:53:03 which we talked about, I think, last week, when they're talking about in Fire and Blood, the various sources for the stories in this time period, George wrote, what happened in the years that followed happened behind closed doors in the privacy of stairwells, council rooms, and bedchambers, and the full truth of it will likely never be known. So I just love that like they could have done it anywhere, but the fact that they did in a stairwell. Sterewell to a bedchamber. Yeah, I thought that was really interesting. I love it. And then we get this really, like, fascinating juxtaposition at the outset of this conversation, because we go from Renera asking, so to borrow a Samism, for some Sally on the side, to Alicent really forlornly rocking her baby. Just look of misery on her face, this symbol of not only a vow that she has maintained, but how the reality of that circumstance has trapped her, as we talked about so much last week. The fact that this conversation about chastity and sin takes place. surrounded by the Targaryen dragon orgy tapestries is an all-timer.
Starting point is 01:54:04 Well, I think it's really, I think it's really interesting, right? So Kristen, own goals, as you said, right? I mean, he says the sin you alluded to, I have committed it, right? And Allison says lapse of morals. And I think what's really interesting is that my oath had been broken. I had dishonored myself. Like, I think what's really interesting is that idea of, like, These are two, I think, small C conservative people surrounded by, you could say progressive if you're Damon or you could say licentious, you know, depraved if you're just looking at those Targaryen murals.
Starting point is 01:54:43 But I think, Alison, we know to be a pious, religious person. Kristen Cole, I have some questions. Someone pointed out to me that, like, when he and Rainera have sex, he takes off all his clothing and he has this medallion that he's. wearing. Yeah. And like, I looked at that shot a lot for science. The crystal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:07 With his shirt off. No, I was trying to zoom in on the medallion to see if I could see what it was. And I cannot. So if you guys can figure it out, let me know. I think HBO Max is really, like, suspicious of why I paused on that sequence for so long. Is that the scene you were going frame by frame on on the airplane?
Starting point is 01:55:24 But it almost, no, I spared people that. But it almost, it almost looks like a synchron. Christopher, like, it looks religious to me. So we don't have, like, clear information about Kristen Cole and his piety, but, like, the sin you, you know, the sin, I have committed it. And, like, I just, I think that that's, um, that's a really interesting. And, like, if we're, I know, I know we're running along and I, and I do want us to move along.
Starting point is 01:55:48 But, like, I think that the idealized chivalric princess that he's looking for in Alic, is a better match for that sort of world that he is envisioning for himself, the piety, the propriety that Reneer has no interest in it never has, you know? Right. That's interesting. Yeah, I don't, I don't know if Kristen Cole is religious. I guess we got the kind of boastful recounting of his adventurous youth and he was clearly sleeping around the stormland. So I don't think he, to me, I haven't interpreted it as necessarily feeling like guilt or shame about having sex. It is that he has violated his oath of chastity. And my read, I think it's a great call out and a thing to track moving forward,
Starting point is 01:56:36 particularly given the choice to go to the godswood in the closing sequence and to be in that setting as he's about to kill himself before Allison interrupts him. I think like something fundamental changed for him when he took that cloak, when he took that vow. And his vow is his religion. And without that oath intact, he has no sense of self anymore. He has no mooring and no sense of identity or how to live his life or what function or role he occupies in this larger realm. And we got another kind of interesting symbol with how he's just dressing, undressing, behaving, sitting. Because like, Allison invites him to sit next to her on this chase. She eventually gets up. But that would have been like a very intimate position. And
Starting point is 01:57:22 we were both struck that he took the sword off. You know, previously he removes to talk to Reneira, the armor, which is like the shield. And here he takes off this offensive weapon. The sword, something we see him kind of like grasping for later at the wedding. And I was also wondering, I was wondering if the pause there is because he's wondering if that's the last time he'll ever wear the sword. Because he stands up later and he's like, please put me to death. Like he wouldn't put that sword back on if she went with his version of what should happen,
Starting point is 01:57:51 which is you should die. There's something final about that motion of... One last time I will take off this sword that I work so hard to earn. I like that. She's, of course, talking about Damon in this entire exchange, but Kristen doesn't know that.
Starting point is 01:58:03 And she just says, I... Yes, I slept with her. I did this. She's, of course, stunned to learn not only this actual fact, which would shock her, that moral lapse, remember? This is a moral lapse
Starting point is 01:58:16 from Allison's perspective, too, certainly. But also, most germainly, that Rainier lied to her. that this sense of betrayal unfolding here is so consequential. And I was really struck then by Kristen's appeal rather than gelding or torturing me, kill me, how he refers to her as a Clement Queen. Which is, again, chivalric language, I should say. Totally. Totally.
Starting point is 01:58:37 Also, Clement is the name of 14 popes. So, you know. But, like, is Kristen Cole and Catholic? That's my question. Okay, go ahead. Well, so on the one hand, we're like, how could Allison explain? except the things that have happened here, either what Kristen is revealing
Starting point is 01:58:56 or what will happen at the wedding feast. But who else views her this way from her perspective? And who else is actually telling her the truth? Like, he's a real rarity in that respect, which I think is kind of a key part of the foundation of this relationship when she then goes to him in the godswood at episodes end. Okay, we got to pick up the pace.
Starting point is 01:59:18 There's so much to talk about in this episode, but we're two hours in already. Vassaris, pulling a tie-win, do you know what legacy is? Joe, the state of Vassaris, the first Argarian's arm, is very tough here. Just looks like he's a dragon's scale away from death. It's disgusting. The only thing I have to say about this scene is, you know,
Starting point is 01:59:41 he's asking how the history books will remember him, like, oh, this isn't the stuff of songs. And I think that stands a nice contrast to, like, his daughter's obsession with someone like Nimeria, who is in books, is in songs. Like, we've seen evidence of what that looks like for a figure of history in this as someone to be admired.
Starting point is 01:59:58 And that is not who Vassaris is ever going to be, you know? Yeah. I loved that he was once again in front of the model of old Valeria. And it's like the light is coming into the window, but it actually kind of casts him then in the shadow of that history. And I really thought this was like an incredibly sad scene. I mean, we have the interesting moment of him asking where Allison is and reinforcing how notable it is that she's not right there by his side, what a change that is. But the vulnerability
Starting point is 02:00:25 of him asking Lionel, like, will I be remembered as a good king? And, you know, you mentioned how you can feel the way to the prophecy for Renera on the boat, but you can, I mean, you really, really feel that here. Like, he's basically saying, Lionel doesn't have the full context that we do. Oh, like, I'm not going to be the one who gets to stand at the end and fend doll. And fend all. this apocalyptic doom. And Lionel always wise, saying to him, well, like most of the people who are tested wish they hadn't been. Like, this is that crucible line you teased earlier. When Vesera says there's a part of me that wishes I've been tested, I often think that in the crucible, I may have been forged a different man. Like, when Taiwan talks about legacy and how it is this thing you
Starting point is 02:01:12 pass on to your children and your children's children, it is so tragic here to see the way that Fisaris is so obsessed, much like when he talked with Allison's in front of the fire at the hunt in episode three about the power of dragons again, the power of prophecy, like how badly he wanted to be a dreamer, how badly he wants to be this great legendary figure of prophecy and of might. And he can't even keep his own house in order. It is crumbling around him the way that his own body and skin are just sloshing off. And it was just, it was just. It was just tragic.
Starting point is 02:01:49 This was like a really, really, really tragic scene. Yeah. But the tragedy is not over because it's time for the welcome feast. Time for the royal weddings festivities to begin. House Valerian arriving via sea and sky. This is the Meleys moment that you mentioned earlier. The Red Queen, previously written by Alyssa Targaryen, Vesaris and Damon's mom.
Starting point is 02:02:09 So that's a fun connection here. These scarlet scales, these pink accents, felt very clearly when we got to glimpse, glimpse the dragon that this was Males, the Red Queen. We'll talk more about. mayleys hopefully in future episodes. The booming intros from Sir Harold, we've shouted out as well, but we've just got to say the drums
Starting point is 02:02:27 and the entrance for House Valerian here. Absolutely. Just really quickly on the Dragons, I know we're zooming ahead. I just, I did smirk a little, because they buzz the bell towers they come in, so that felt a very like of the bells reference,
Starting point is 02:02:41 you know, they come into town. I love that. And the other thing I loved about this was, as you've mentioned, previously you mentioned this on our, our primer when we were talking back to favorite moments that, or maybe it was the trailer breakdown,
Starting point is 02:02:54 that so many pods, Joe. So many pods. That Rainis had written Maly's to her wedding and one of the quotes from fire and blood is, we can go back to the ends of the earth together. She promised Corliss, but I'll get there first. I'll be flying, just iconic flex.
Starting point is 02:03:11 And for then her to fly in side by side with her son, for him to also arrive to his wedding or wedding, festivities on Dragonback. That was just like a really cool tie then across generations for that family. I really loved that. The crowd goes wild, Joe, for I guess, do we have like a second to talk about Jason Lanister? Or we don't.
Starting point is 02:03:34 I mean, he's just such a douchebag. He's a douchebag. Let's roll on. Come on. There's a lot to say. You did note on Talk to Thorns though that like Renera's lack of interest in exchanging pleasantries and making friends feels like, again, on display here, Gerald. Gerald Roy's just cutting House High Tower and line. Remarkable. And then House Valerian,
Starting point is 02:03:54 amazing entrance. Crowd goes wild for Lainor and Renera. They really know how to work the room. They have full command. Everyone is wrapped. Some of the wrapped people are horrified, like Kristen. But they have everybody's attention. There's this like magnetic quality as the sequence is unfolding. And then Damon walks him. The Dragon Eggs on. on this guy, Joanna Robinson. Well, it's so funny because, like, he walks in and I wrote in my note, like, oh, Maleficent moment, right? Like, Melificent at the christening of Aurora.
Starting point is 02:04:27 And then, like, and then I had to scratch that out because the real Melifton moment was coming later. But it's like, who has the biggest entrance? And Damon thinks he's the king. And then Allison's like, hold my green dress. Hold my gown. Yeah. Yeah, hold my gown.
Starting point is 02:04:44 It's pretty extraordinary. Allison's arrival. Let's talk about it. The moment of the episode, Viseris has begun to welcome the assembled and then stops mid-sentence. Everybody turns toward the door and we see that Allison has arrived at last,
Starting point is 02:04:58 stunning the room into silence, interrupting the king, stealing the thunder from Renira and House Valerian, and doing it all in a bright green dress. The colors of House High Tower, a huge moment. She's gone through this evolution of her outfit signaling something
Starting point is 02:05:13 about her state that baby blue in the opening, stretch with Renira. She was watching Renira fly her dragon waiting on the ground saying that she was content to be a spectator. That's not where we are anymore. We are fully out of Allison to a spectator into Allison, assuming her agency, into that dress from her mother, into then the red and black of House Targaryen, back into her mother's dress and now here. This choice that signals not only to her family that she is reaching out to them, but to everyone else, I am. I am. High Tower. And I am the queen walking up. House High Tower rises. They exchange this look in this moment.
Starting point is 02:05:55 Goes up and calls her near a stepdaughter. This was one of your favorite moments of the episode. Well, this is where I will confess that every time I pointed out a dress that Allison was wearing, the reason why and book readers knew was because I knew this moment was coming. So this is why I've been hammering the dresses the entire time. People have very quick rundown on how this differs, because the dress appears at a different moment in the timeline in fire and blood. I'm sorry, I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous about spoilers that I'm like, how do I, how do I talk about this? Is this an okay thing to say?
Starting point is 02:06:27 Just that it was a different time? It was a different location. It wasn't a wedding. Yeah, for sure. They sort of tried to bundle everything together here. But I do want to take a quick pause. Well, first of all, if you guys aren't reading the fashion breakdowns of House of the Dragon by Tom and Lorenzo, who are like, killer. icons of fashion observation and lovers of genre television, you're fooling yourself because they are
Starting point is 02:06:52 doing incredible work. What they had to say about the gold on House Valerian was really interesting in this episode. And then, of course, I mean, like, this is the breakdown you want to read from Tom and Lorenzo. But I wanted to talk about a little, just quickly, about the idea of fashion as a weapon in a song of ice and fire, because we've seen it from characters before, like Marjorie, Circe, and Sansa. These, like, queenly moves. Again, another Marjorie Tyrell comp
Starting point is 02:07:18 for Allison here. But Sansa is who I'm thinking a lot of when she just started putting wolf, like branding wolf stuff on all of her clothing. Or you think of that final gown that she wears that has like the red or the wearwood. Like Michelle Clapton, who did the costumes on Game of Thrones, just was, like,
Starting point is 02:07:38 crushed it with all of the imagery that she would put into like the Sansa costumes or the Circe costumes. But I think this Allison entrance here, for me, what I wrote in my notes, was Light of the Seven. Because the Rameen Javadi score comes in, and I know that you heard Light of the Seven later, but I hear it here. I hear it here in the music cue that she enters with here. What's a fun fact about Ramin Javati, the composer of all of this music, he composed the music for Game of Thrones, and for House of the Dragon, that folks might know or might not,
Starting point is 02:08:13 is that Marine Javadi has Thinesisia, which means he sees colors. So I love the idea of the prompt for this just being green. Like, what do you see for green? He's spoken eloquently about it in many interviews, so you can go look that up. But I think that's really interesting. It's also interesting to me that he has a track on the West World soundtrack that's just blue dress. So I don't know what this track is going to be called, but I hope it's just called green dress.
Starting point is 02:08:38 But I think it's to go back to that Light of the Seven moment where Circe arms herself with fashion, and we see her getting dressed the way that you would see a king being, you know, get his armor put on him for battle. We hear this iconic music score. Chills every time. Yeah. In Winds of Winter, like, which is your favorite episode of Game of Thrones. But what, I mean, the other thing.
Starting point is 02:09:08 that makes me think of is wildfire and this idea of green fire, right? And so the High Tower Beacon, I just want to correct something I said on Talk the Thrones because I was like, well, green is more important that green is the color of House High Tower, but then I word-searched the word beacon in fire and blood
Starting point is 02:09:24 to check my own work. And there's a line that comes before this story, so it's not a spoiler. This is an earlier confrontation. It says atop the High Tower, the Great Beacon Fire turned a baleful green. as Lord Martin Hightower called his banners,
Starting point is 02:09:41 Old Town waited for the dawn and the coming of the dragons. So the light of the seven winds of winter, wildfire, Circe, costume, music, comp, all in the mix here. Kind of seven to the tie between House Hightower and the Faith in addition to the Searcy. Absolutely, absolutely. And the last thing I'll say about this is that I think this is such an interesting contrast to Reneer's big walk through everybody,
Starting point is 02:10:07 which came in the Hunt episode when she's spattered in blood and dragging a bore and everyone has to stop and stare and look at her. And it's like, what does that say about Rainira? She's working,
Starting point is 02:10:18 she's operating entirely outside the rules of her society and like making a statement by defying everyone. And Allison is making, yeah, she interrupted the king, but she's operating inside of her role, inside of the queen's weapons,
Starting point is 02:10:33 which are fashion and diplomacy see and all these things that she's doing here. And I just think that's such an interesting, beautiful telling snapshot of these two different women. I love that. I love that. What an incredible breakdown of an incredible sequence. We opened the episode with that clip of Harwin and Laris explaining the beacon on the high tower. Do you know what color it glows when Old Town calls its banners to war green? But I love that because on the one hand, yes, this is a declaration of intent. This is this manifestation of Allison, assuming this new agency.
Starting point is 02:11:09 But there's also, you know, if we move into, if we just talk now about the later scene, when she reaches out to her family to House Hightower and speaks to her uncle to Hobart, that beacon was lit not only for everyone else to see the choice that she has made, this evolution, but it's a beacon to her family. And they heed the call. They heed the call in that moment. What is the name of this episode? Episode five.
Starting point is 02:11:44 We light the way. Those are the words of House High Tower. The episode is named that Allison comes in in this green dress. And in this conversation with Hobart and her family, he says, you stood tall, know that Old Town stands with you. This is really significant. The Saras just looks utterly gobsmacked as all of this is unfolding. And we move then into the Dance of Dragons literally, Joe.
Starting point is 02:12:11 And I loved this. I loved the, you know, obviously what happens with Kristen is the key. And everything with Allison that we just chatted about are the key moments in this welcome feast. But the dancing. The drum beats. It's difficult for us this game of Thrones viewers to not think back to moments like, you know, Grit asking John, wait, do you guys like, you know, march and like the play drums and like announce that you're heading into battle? He's like, well, like, you know, yeah, actually. Or Stanis and
Starting point is 02:12:45 Shereen in season five talking about the dance of the dragons and Stan is saying, why is that a dance? It's just what they call it. Doesn't make much sense. I think it's poetic. Well, what a poetic sequence here then? What a, what a poetic and charged way to end this episode and usher us into the rest of this tale. We literally hear Reneira say, I was never much of a dancer, and Lainor responds, it's not much different to combat,
Starting point is 02:13:10 to which Reneira says, we shall hope for a different outcome. Well, mere minutes later, it's not a different outcome. There's horror and death unfolding in front of everyone. And so to get that rhythm and the dancing to,
Starting point is 02:13:22 like the kind of crowded nature of these scenes and the way that it allowed for Claire in her direction to cut so awful. to not only what's happening between a given pair as they're dancing or speaking, but everybody watching each other or decidedly trying not to watch each other. Yeah, Kristen, Kristen is doing that thing that I've done in rooms with exes,
Starting point is 02:13:47 which is I'm like, I will look anywhere but at them. We got a fun fact about this sequence. There had been some speculation. We see a man drumming in the band, and some people had wondered if this was Mushroom, who is one of the sources in Fire and Blood. Fun fact from one of our favorite sources, Kim Renfro, was interviewing Patty Considine about whether or not he had read the books. And he said, I have read the books and not only that,
Starting point is 02:14:12 but I insisted that there be some representation of Mushroom, and I thought he should be at the wedding. So Patty is taking credit for the fact that perhaps we are seeing a version. I don't expect we're going to see him again or he's going to have lines or whatever. It's just like a little nod to Fire and Blood readers that like, here's the character who could be standing front and center in the band, banging the drum, that could be the source of a lot of the stickier stuff that's in fire and blood, you know. Mushroom loves the salacious tail, and boy, did he get one here.
Starting point is 02:14:44 The fact that Patty was like, you have to put mushroom in this scene is just an all-timer. A little legend. So good. Absolutely incredible. And we thank him. We thank him. Damon. Some interesting Damon stuff going on in this sequence.
Starting point is 02:14:57 telling Sir Gerald, who in sight and earshot of the hand of the king and the king himself, accuses Damon of murder, and Damon is like, I don't know who you are, just goes even a step beyond the Dandreeprad. Don Draper, I don't think about you at all. I don't literally know who you are. Brutal stuff for Gerald Royce, iconic stuff from Damon. I loved tracking, you know, speaking of the eye contact or the glances, is the look on Damon's face as he's watching Rainira across the wedding feast.
Starting point is 02:15:35 Just that we just, despite him being capable of lots of monstrous, the monstrous things, we can't quite quit Damon, can we, Joe? We just love him. And the way that he's looking. Stairs of Ranieri is also looking at Lena a little bit, like he's looking around. We get a great series of glances up at the high table between Damon and Lena, and then they go for a dance. This is while Vassaris is failing at dinner,
Starting point is 02:16:00 as our beloved Jamie Lannister would say. Steve, can we get a snippet of the Damon Lina dance exchange? Well, I'll talk to Harry and the prince. A dashing like the under dragon ride up. You're fair to be every home maiden's dream. That's only because you don't know me here. It's amazing. Absolutely loved that.
Starting point is 02:16:21 I could have watched 50 minutes just of that conversation. That was wonderful. We got to bounce around the dance floor, though, because Damon cuts in. Harwin, got to interrupt. Sorry, breakbones. Need to chat with Renira once again in High Valerian, which a lot of people in that room in particular
Starting point is 02:16:37 would be able to understand, much more so than some of their other sequences. Some. Yeah. Renira calling Damon out on his bullshit because he's just like, this is not for you. This is not what you want.
Starting point is 02:16:47 And what does she say? So take me then. And just as on the Bridgett Dragonstone, she continues to call him out on his bullshit and challenge him to actually follow through on all of these great proclamations. To the point where he takes her face in his hand, Vesaris looks like he's about to shoot laser beams out of his eyes, the full homelander.
Starting point is 02:17:11 Allison is also not having a great time. Also, there's like literal beads of sweat all over Viseras' face, I think from the exertion of battling the chicken, but also from his like fear that his brother is going to make out with his daughter on the, on the, uh, during the wedding feast. It's a stressful situation. Do you think they kissed or do you think the high-pitched screech that echoes in the room cuts them off? I think the high-pitched shriek probably prevented them kissing in plain view of the hundreds of assembled gossipers and mushroom.
Starting point is 02:17:44 What a, what a move. Mushrooms like, let me pause my drumming to take some notes here. Mushrooms just firing off tweets from the welcome feast. Absolutely. Yeah. Before we see how that exchange can end, that that shriek is emitted and all hell breaks loose, Joe. Joffrey had previously identified Kristen to Lainor as Reneira's Powermore.
Starting point is 02:18:16 He's figured this out, and he badly miscalculates. He goes over to Kristen, and in essence pitches, hey, let's look out for each other, but also mutually assured destruction. He says, we should swear to each other to guard them and their secrets because if those are kept safe, then so are we all.
Starting point is 02:18:34 Now, he cannot know and thus cannot account for Kristen's debilitated guilt and shame, Kristen already having told Alicent, Kristen feeling shattered over Rainer's rejection, and frankly, Kristen Cole being a psychopath. I wasn't sure whether or not you're going to say that. I agree with you.
Starting point is 02:18:59 We don't see the initial contact. We just hear the scream, Joe. Take us through it here. Well, I want to say something quickly about Joffrey, which is that permit me please to quote this great Tom and Lorenzo fashion breakdown. I thought this was really interesting. They said, The gorgeous brocade of Joffrey Laudman's doublet sets him far above Sir Kristen's armor.
Starting point is 02:19:17 Sir Kristen is not just angry and humiliated by Rainer's rejection. He's feeling incredibly inferior. to everyone in the room. Good enough to be a hired sword or a whore, but not any more than that. The incredible richness of Joffrey's outfit only serves to highlight that perception and infuriate him more.
Starting point is 02:19:35 And watching Kristen try not to look at Renera, but look at all these rich motherfuckers enjoying themselves, reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite movies, Philadelphia stories where they go, the privileged class enjoying their privileges. And here is Kristen Cole just clinging bare. to the come up that he has in this world having to watch.
Starting point is 02:19:56 He's working, right, is what he says. I'm on duty. Yes. And has to watch all of these people do this thing. And so, you know, he pops off. Yeah. And he beats the face off of Joffrey Lawnmouth here. Brutely murders him in plain view of all of the assembled except for Beesbury
Starting point is 02:20:17 and Mellos who have pieced out as voted before. Or God. Two quick things that I want to say. One is that in the melee things happen. A bunch of Lannisters throw Lainor into a table. And I thought that was really, really... After Kristen has punched him in the face. First, Kristen punches the future king consort in the face.
Starting point is 02:20:41 Shocking. Yes. And then Lannisters are like, oh, us two then. And just throw Lainor the future king consort into a table. And like we know that the Lannisters are pissed off, that the Valerians have been chosen over dumb, douchebag Jason Lannister. But that is a wild move. I think they're thinking, like, in the cover of the fight, they won't be called out for that.
Starting point is 02:21:03 But I just thought that that was an insane move of their part here. It's really interesting. Again, Claire's direction here is incredible because she's able to maintain perfect clarity of what's going on while giving us also that panic, confusion feeling of being in the midst of something. It's really hard to do that to maintain clarity. She's got some great high above angles for the camera so that we can sort of follow what's going on. We check in with our most important people, which are Kristen and the pulpy face of Joffrey Lonmouth, Renira cowering, Lainor being tossed around, people at first...
Starting point is 02:21:41 Lionel signaling to Harwin? Yeah, very important. Well, and I thought that was really an important order of events because, like, the adults at the high table, the parents are like looking at this destruction, and I think Eve Best called this out, I think it was, or someone said, it's the parents looking at the violence that they place their children in, right?
Starting point is 02:22:00 All the children are down in the melee and all the parents, including Allison, because she is a parent, are up at the high table looking down at this awful position they put their children in. And this fulfills Rainis's fear that her son is going to be in danger. And then what is there?
Starting point is 02:22:15 Sarah says, where's Renira? And that's when Harwin gives the nod. That's when Harwin gets the nod from Lionel to go plowing through the crowd and grab her and toss her over his shoulder. She's like, put me down. He's like, no. And Vissar is bleeding freely from the nose, nearly fainting, as he watches his just manifestation of his total inability to control the course of events. Kristen Cole is a psychopath is something that I'm going to agree with. The fact that he like beats the face off of someone is hard to disagree with.
Starting point is 02:22:46 But I would encourage, I'm not going to take the time to do this right now, but I would encourage he, to go look up the quote that George R. Martin has about Jamie, the thing that Jamie Lannister does in shoving Brent out a window, and he's sort of like, you sit there and you judge him and you say, I would never do that. But what if everything you held dear was on the line, your children, everything? And so if Kristen thinks that Joffrey could expose him and everything is on the line, that's one thing. The other idea that I talked about to talk to Thrones is like, he hears from Allison, here's from Joffrey. Like, who else knows? Is Renier a tell telling everyone. She said she wouldn't tell, but why should he have any faith in what
Starting point is 02:23:22 Reneira says? He sees all these rich assholes whispering to each other. Are they all whispering about him? And he just goes berserker. And I am not defending it. I am also, I think it's, again, I think it's tough that we didn't meet Joffrey before because I hate watching gay characters show up just to be killed off. Like, that really bothers me. And I would prefer he was a whole character, at least, before he goes. But that's where we are. Kristen Cole. We mentioned this on Talk of Thrones, too, but worth noting here in case anyone
Starting point is 02:23:55 didn't listen to that pod, this is a big change from Fire and Blood where Kristen kills Joffrey. That still happens, but it happens in a tournament, which is really different. So, quote, Cole's favorite weapon was the Morning Star
Starting point is 02:24:09 and the blows he rained down on Sir Lainor's champion, cracked his helm and left him senseless in the mud. Born bloody from the field, Sir Joffrey died without recovering consciousness six days later. Mushroom tells us that Sir Lainor spent every hour of those days at his bedside and wept bitterly when the stranger claimed him. We, as we've said many times, don't have all of the information in fire and blood.
Starting point is 02:24:30 That's part of what's so fun about it. Did something similar unfold that led to Kristen using the tournament as cover to try to eliminate Joffrey? Maybe. We don't know. But it's really different circumstance if something tragic happens like that inside of a tournament versus Kristen Cole. And again, we don't see that initial shot. So we don't... He pursues him in the middle of this throng
Starting point is 02:24:55 and undercover of the throng, attacks him. But there's a fun thing that I possibly explain this. I don't know. I have a lot of questions. I paused to Twitter. Twitter told me to relax, basically.
Starting point is 02:25:08 So we'll figure it out. But a theory that I saw that I liked is that, like, what set Kristen Cole off? Was it just like, it was simmering? And then he's just like, I'm going to follow this guy and beat him. Is it self-hatred, self-loathing?
Starting point is 02:25:23 That's all part of it. But I also like the idea that he saw, like, when you're about to kiss Damon, and he was like, what the hell? Who are these fucked up people? And how did I get pulled into this game? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 02:25:37 Well, he walks out in a complete daze. Lainor crawls over to Joffrey, sees his face, screams, and cries as horrible, deeply, deeply sad. everybody, everybody who's still around leaves the room as quickly as they can. And then we get two scenes that are intercut to close the episode. We get this shotgun wedding and we get this God's Wood return.
Starting point is 02:25:58 This is a little confusing editing because Allison's in both scenes. I will say. Yes. Yes. So much for the seven days of tournament and feasting, Joe. Gotta lock this up now before House Filarian changes their minds. Scepden is brought in. The wedding happens so quickly that Lainor is still dabbing the blood from his nose.
Starting point is 02:26:16 and Joffrey's blood is on the floor where in the closing shot of the episode, a rat will come in to feast upon it. Or was a veris. I'm sorry, or was it hilarious. That's what I meant to say. You got to stay nourished if you're skin changing into rats. Lina is despondent, of course. Reneer also very emotional in this sequence.
Starting point is 02:26:46 And presumably fearful because she knows what causes. Now, she doesn't know everything. She doesn't know about the conversation between Allison and Kristen. But broadly, she knows that she and Kristen had a parting of the ways. And then he completely snapped if this is a person capable of doing something like this. The reason I'm like, how will he explain this? It's not even just the killing Joffrey, though, of course it's that. If he, there's like a scenario horrifying, though, would be to contemplate where he could say,
Starting point is 02:27:15 I saw a person do something that I, as someone on watch, had to intervene. Okay, you take that person out of the room then. Like, you don't punch their face off and you don't punch the future king. So, like, okay, I can play this through with you because I have been thinking about it a lot and arguing with people on Twitter about this, which is a really cool, relaxed thing to do, I know. But, like, let's argue that Vassaris is not going to do anything about it. I can totally agree with that because what the fuck is Vassaris going to do? about anything, right? Okay, sure.
Starting point is 02:27:47 I don't buy, and maybe Corley's... He's going to turn to Lionel and say, was I a good wedding planner, Lina? And maybe Corleys who is slightly homophobic does not want to draw attention, probably more than slightly, does not want to draw attention
Starting point is 02:28:03 to his son's lover or whatever and would just rather sweep it under the rug. But I just don't believe that Corlees, as proud as he is, and Rainies, would be cool with the person who punched their son in the face at his wedding feast being someone kept around the castle, right? Because, like, how is this not curtains for Kristen Cole? Again, to your point, if this happened at attorney, there's plenty of plausible deniability. People brought up Jamie
Starting point is 02:28:34 Lanister. And again, the fact that he was able to be kept around after he killed Arias, you know, Kingsguard is for life. So you don't get fired from the Kingsguard, you either, unless you're Barris and sell me, you either, like, get killed or sent to the wall, right? But I, like, Jamie is so different because that was about Robert Barathean trying to keep Tywin Lannister as an ally. Like, it's a very, it's a change of administration is super different than what's coming on here with Kristen Cole. He, like, what he did was so unhinged. How do we go forward from here? Perable. Even with Allison's pure protection, which he might have because she walks up to him in the godswood after he has dragged his white cloak through the dirt of the godswood leading up to this
Starting point is 02:29:21 sort of like Sepuku moment that he's going to have. Allison stops him. Yes. Out of clemency. Out of clemency, out of mercy, maybe. But, you know, what we really think is that Allison is starting to play the game. And she's like, here's a piece on my side of the board on the queen's side. As Tyrion told us, the great game is terrifying.
Starting point is 02:29:41 So you need to be ready for you. You need it. What did you think of Kristen positioning himself in front of the godswood in that final moment as he is about to plunge his dagger into his guts? Was it a moment of final penance? Was it like, I think Laris would really like to see this, so I'll make sure he has a good view. Again, I think I agree with you that like given his adventurous youth, like he's not been deeply religious his whole life. But I wonder if there's some sort of religiosity that has come with, like, him being part of the King's Guard. I don't know. Seems like a really interesting place.
Starting point is 02:30:18 Science and portents, TM, trademark, a Boundjo at the end, because in addition to the symbol of the godswood, we have the Sarah's fainting and his crown rolling off his head. What on earth could that mean? Paired with the aforementioned image. It's like rats drinking blood On your wedding day It's a crown rolling off your head Yeah I've lost the tune a bit there But a lot of course that is also famously litigious
Starting point is 02:30:49 But the way that you avoid getting sued Is you don't sing the actual notes of the song And that's what Mallory room is doing Any final thoughts, Joe, before we head into our episode awards What an episode it was? All right, let's do it. Let's make the eight. I just like in my head make the screeching noise.
Starting point is 02:31:16 Wig watch. Best wig, worst wig. What do you got? Okay. Worst wig is poor Joffrey who got the one episode character treatment. He didn't even get like a part in his head. It's a very bad wig. Go back and look at it before it gets beaten off his face.
Starting point is 02:31:30 It's very bad. Best in giving to Reneer not for the perfectly quaffed Ruby studded wedding look, but the slightly disheveled. I've seen some shit and now I'm getting married look that we get at the end. I liked the must, carefully must wig. What's your, what's your wig watch? I'm going with the, the ruby studded, updo as my worst. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:54 It's pretty bad. Shocking stuff. It's pretty bad. Yeah. I'm doing teen Lena as, as my best. It's, especially after the, relative proportions for child, Lena, in prior episodes. This was a, this was real progress.
Starting point is 02:32:18 Fit watch, best, worst. All right. What do I have here? I've got, I mean, okay. Worst is I'm going to give it to Renier or not because her dress is bad, but because she got out Sean at her own wedding by her stepmother, best fit winner, Alison Hightower.
Starting point is 02:32:32 This is the equivalent of the mother-in-law wearing the white to the wedding. Like, she just really crushed it. Who else could it be? Our green queen. I mean, I did really like Ria Royce's armor, but yeah, Allison's dress has to be the winner for best. I had, yeah, Ria's my smuggle. Ria is definitely in there. It's great.
Starting point is 02:32:50 It's a great luck. Worst is, it's got to be Damon's weird robe. It's just baffled. I'm confounded. I forgot about the cloak. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 02:33:01 You're right. You're right. Number three, they got bigger. And bigger. Best bit of Dragondom. There isn't. Like, I'm just mad that people don't know that Males is in this episode. So I reject this category.
Starting point is 02:33:14 Okay. That's fair. Yeah, because the only pick is, hey, we got to see, we got to see Males the last, but we don't really get to talk about it. So, yeah, tough. Okay. The award is retracted this week. Number four.
Starting point is 02:33:26 The Doctrude of Exceptionally Weird a sex stuff. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to give it to good old Uncle Damon for grabbing his niece's face at the wedding feast and going in for the smooch. How about you? I'm going with. Rearoy's saying I knew you couldn't finish Craven to spark a murder.
Starting point is 02:33:44 Only Game of Thrones, folks. What else is there to say? If this show had Netflix subtitles, what's your pick for this one? Face collapses mushyly. I had fist pummles juicely. What about rat slurps enemically?
Starting point is 02:34:07 Maybe I'll go out that. Gotta get your iron. Gotta get your iron. I'm anemic. I just found out this week. Good to know. All right. I have no doubt I am too.
Starting point is 02:34:18 Archmaster Ebrose could never. Best quote. I'm going to give it. It's sort of best delivery and it's going to be to my guy Laris. Oh, who goes, what happiness it is to have been wrong. Incredible. Fingers might as well be steepled. If he had a mustache, he would twirl it.
Starting point is 02:34:36 How about you? I'm wondering. with another line from that really sad Vassaris legacy sequence. When he said it is perhaps best not to know, I just thought that line reading from Patty was perfect. It was so tragic and captured so much of Vassaris' character. I thought that was an incredible line read. I ask your favor, Joe.
Starting point is 02:34:59 Who won the episode? Again, I'm going to split it actor and character. I'm just going to do this every week, so brace yourself. Character, Larry is strong. Good luck, anyone unseating. him ever for me. Also, as I said, an important domino that fell. I don't want to rob Allison of her whatever, but I feel like if Laris hadn't gotten into the mix here, none of this would have happened. And he got, I think, what he wanted, which is chaos. I hear it's a ladder.
Starting point is 02:35:26 It is. A ladder against which you can grow some sort of vine that we'll get to hear Laris talk about in a later episode. Oh my God. Please give me a full Bodney tour of Kings Landing Laris strong. Oh my God. Best is, I always mispronounce his name. I'm going to try to pronounce it correctly. I think it's Fabian. Fabian Frankel.
Starting point is 02:35:49 It's Kristen Cole. Because I just think the watching that simmer go to a boil and the shrieking and the pounding and then everything that came after. The shrieking was intense. Yeah. Like haunting. Ls for everybody in this episode really is. A lot of people catching Ls.
Starting point is 02:36:06 I'm going to go with Allison. I did consider picking Larris. because his plot is so effective. I'm going to go with Allison, though. Sure. You know, that step forward, the address moment, iconic stuff, legendary. Though, obviously, she is also despondent
Starting point is 02:36:18 and feeling utterly betrayed and abandoned by multiple people in her life. So it's not without complications. Joe, our new tradition here every week. Yeah. Your most reliable narrator tracker has Mushroom lost the crown? It's a tie right now.
Starting point is 02:36:33 One for Eustace, one for Mushroom. Tune in next week to see how we're doing. I love this. This is so great. We have a new category here. This is not an award, but it's an honor. We have to say farewell to the people that we've lost. And listen, was it intentional to not start doing this when the crab feeder died? Who's to say?
Starting point is 02:36:54 That's up to you to decide on your own. But we will be sending off some fallen friends today. Steve? Thracares. Your Dragon Roar is better than Syrac's Dragon Roar. Let's be clear. The Jacaris of the Dragon Roar for the Lady of Roodstone, Rio Royce, and the Knight of Kisses. Jaffrey Lottneth.
Starting point is 02:37:22 Dracares. Tough transition here from talking about Joffrey to our next category, faceless man watch. And yet it's the nature of things here on House of Ar. Very tough. I'm sorry to everyone. Steve, Faceless Manwatch. God. Terrible.
Starting point is 02:37:50 Week for that. I'd like to apologize to everyone. Joe, who is your faceless man at launch pick this week? Well, as a long time, Damon Targaryen defender, I'm going to say that Damon Targaryen we see in the veil is a faceless man. Oh, my God. So has he been murdered and someone's been wearing his face in all these scenes? I feel like our fit lord, Damon Targaryen would never put that cloak on his body,
Starting point is 02:38:17 not even to do a murder. That's the tip off. What do you think? Who's your faceless man? I'm going with Gerald Royce, who appears in our story out of nowhere. Very hinky. Very close approximate to two murders in this episode. He's in the veil for Ria's death, and he's at the pre-wedding feasts for Joffrey's death.
Starting point is 02:38:43 Coincidence or the plot of the faceless men, you decide. Love it. It's time for our Dance of Dragon Dream. our book, look ahead. If you don't want to hear a book, look ahead. Talk. Bye. It's been real.
Starting point is 02:39:02 Thanks for your time today. It's been real. Royce. We've got a few more nuggets for you. Joe. Renier and Harwin. I'm so... We have not gotten enough, period.
Starting point is 02:39:15 As irritated as I am about Malice of this episode, I am more irritated about how little Harwin we've gotten, given that we're going to do a 10-year time jump. There's already going to be... at least a couple kids and we haven't gotten more than a few moments with Harwin. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:39:32 So we'll just, I mean, we can see in the teaser for episode six, not only that the kids are there, but that their parentage is in question. So this will be a focus of the next episode. We'll just learn, I guess, that they've been fucking for 10 years.
Starting point is 02:39:46 To start that night? Who knows? I just don't understand this. I thought for sure we'd see them hook up in this episode, really. Or at least, like, give him a few more lines. You know what I mean? Like, I guess he's made, like, you know, he's a handsome guy.
Starting point is 02:40:00 He's made somewhat of an impression. But, like, why in the goal, in the scene where he stops her in the street, did they have him keep his helmet on? Someone raised this question to me. When, like, we have so little moments to know who he is. Very strange. Makes sense to me. Similarly. David and Lena, so we get this flirtation, which is great.
Starting point is 02:40:21 Is it enough to set up a marriage and multiple children? Also, is she currently Vagar's rider? We just don't know that, or will that happen later? Will it happen in the time jump? Because let's go back to this Dragon Math. Because, like, if she's writing Vagar at this time, which, like, if she were, then, like, she surely would have ridden in with C-Smoke and Maly's. Like, there's no reason why she wouldn't ride Vagar in, right?
Starting point is 02:40:48 Yes. So then, like, actually, Dragon Math. means that House Valerian has more dragons than House Targaryen at this moment. They would have three. So we have to assume that she claims Vagar somewhere in the next 10 years. If we don't get to see that, I'm going to be really upset. Really upset. That's a huge thing.
Starting point is 02:41:08 And it's been set up. I know. We hear her talk about the song in Spicetown and ask about Vagar. Like, we need to – I was bummed that we didn't get to see the origin with Lainar and C-smoke. But Vagar is, like, one of the most consequential dragons in the story. We have got to see that origin story with them. We have to. Especially given that we're going to then go to an Amin-Walai origin story with Vagar.
Starting point is 02:41:28 Like this is, Vagar's just a crucial part of the story. We've got to see that. I don't understand. I don't understand. She's like, just make it make sense to me. We get a Lady Jane mention in this episode. Damest Inheritance pitch in the veil. Lady Jane says, absolutely not.
Starting point is 02:41:48 Also, you're not welcome here. That's not how inherits. works in Westrose even at all. I admire Damon's hustle, though. Yeah. I don't know. The cool castle. You got to try.
Starting point is 02:42:01 It felt like a little like, he's like, I like the Princess Bride. I'd like to live here. Oh my God. What should we say in terms of book look aheads about Kristen? Obviously, joining the greens, switching sides formally. I mean, we get this. The language in fire and blood is so decisive. Like became the most bitter of her foes.
Starting point is 02:42:21 in terms of Kristen and Renera on this switch that's unfolding here. But also the party lines are more clearly drawn. Like we have not only the Greens, but the Blacks and both of these camps and parties. Yeah. And these alliances taking shape more formally. So, like, will all of that just be set after the time jump or will we watch it unfold more? Not with Kristen, just in general. I mean, the next episode is called The Princess and the Queen.
Starting point is 02:42:45 So I think that's when we're really going to start to understand, like, the blacks versus the Greens and how there's clearly one part of. or the other. I saw a tweet and I'm so sorry I don't have it in front of me so I can't give proper attribution, but someone said that Allison and Kristen are forming Renier's League of Evil X's, and I Scott Pilgrim reference, right? So like, if only Damon were to join that team, but he's not, he's staying on the black. So, yeah. But I mean, I think as far as I like that it's kind of confusing in the books, like what could possibly have fucking happened for Chris and Gold to hate Reneira this much? And I was very
Starting point is 02:43:26 dissatisfied with all the explanations that the various versions that are in the book. I think they set this up very well. Yeah. He's got some darkness inside of him and it has exploded. So yeah. Well, I want to talk about the other black and green math. Do it. Please. Okay. So House Lannister
Starting point is 02:43:43 throwing Liner into a table just really, I think, further underlines like what's what's going to go on there. I thought that they were setting up, like, how's Royce to be on the team green because of the, like, conversation between Gerald Royce and Damon here. But no, they're, like, the Royces are with the errands who are with, you know, Reneira.
Starting point is 02:44:10 So I guess Gerald's just, cousin Gerald's just going to get over it, I guess, is what's going to happen there. This is not relevant here, but if Sarah's just doing nothing. thing as his brother was called a murderer at his own party. Just classic. Wild stuff. Yeah. Can we talk about Maesters for a second?
Starting point is 02:44:28 Yeah. Or a while. Well, he's been there since, he's been there since episode one. He was one who's like, should, you know. Right. Really an active challenge about the King's Care here. Pushing for the Polstices and Bellows is just like, the leeches consistently bring my guy relief.
Starting point is 02:44:43 And yeah, how could you not look at Sarac and see that he was feeling relieved right there? But one of the things that. I actually have like a real, how will this make sense question about for the show with the time jump is not just because of the ominous note of Vassar's fainting and the crown rolling off of his head at the end, but the real deteriorating state,
Starting point is 02:45:02 especially in this episode, like it doesn't make sense based on how infirmty is here that he should be alive in 10 years in the show when we jump. Yeah. So giving us this little kernel here of another maister of or while coming in with a different plan for Vassaris's care,
Starting point is 02:45:19 laying a little bit of groundwork there for how something could change. But even so, I mean, I will say, Fasaris looks like he's 5,000 years old in the teaser for episode six. So it's not like he's in a great state then, but. Like, when I, like, I've been imagining, and I don't know. I have no idea. I've not seen. But, like, I've been imagining he's going to kick the bucket in episode nine.
Starting point is 02:45:43 That, yeah, I had been thinking about it. Maybe sooner now. How is he going to last three more fucking episodes? is my question. We do have the episode titles, and episode nine is the Green Council. So that's when I imagine that he dies. He dies in Episode 9,
Starting point is 02:46:01 and the Green Council is, like, them deciding what the fuck to do, and then episode 10 is the Black Queen, and that's Rainier is sort of taking her crown. So I think he has to string it along for four more episodes. Poor Patty. Well, Wiles really got to get to work. Just more limbs just drop it off and left and right. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:46:24 Anything else, Joe? Anything else you wanted to hit on in the book? Look ahead or in general? Well, we are always on the lookout for a blood and cheese set up. And this is what we thought the rats and mice were. But now I'm just going to be looking at all the rats and mice. Yeah. I'm full blown crackpot green zero three.
Starting point is 02:46:41 And let's just say, along the lines of like Varis is a merman and John Snow is going to come back with a wolf's brain and all these other really fun crackpot theories that came out of Song of Ice and Fire. No stress if it's not true. That's the joy of a crackpot theory. Hold it loosely. Hold it loosely and be ready to let it go when it's time to let it go, you know? I love it.
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