The Ringer-Verse - ‘Tron: Ares’ and the IP Failures to Launch | Mint Edition
Episode Date: October 14, 2025Steve and Jomi jump back into the Grid to discuss ‘Tron: Ares.’ They share their thoughts on Disney’s latest attempt to reboot the neon-drenched franchise (spoilers included), its legacy, and wh...ether the 'Tron' universe ever got the shot it truly deserved. Later on, they dive deep into Hollywood’s long history of “IP failures to launch,” revisiting the blockbuster hopefuls that never quite became franchises—from the 'Divergent' series to 'The Mummy' and everything in between. Intro (0:00)‘Tron: Ares’ review (5:33)The era of IP failures to launch (37:54)Outro (1:5:46) Hosts: Jomi Adeniran and Steve AhlmanProducer: Devon RenaldoAdditional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopowell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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me, how you doing, buddy?
Doing great. It's raining today,
which normally would put like
a damper on the vibes. You come in,
it's all gray, it's all dark.
But the Dodgers won last night, so I'm feeling
great. Right. Now, what's important to note
is that it's raining in the city of Los Angeles, which
let's be clear, the city's not built for rain in any form or fashion.
I got to be honest, though. My drive in wasn't
too bad. I thought it would take
me nine hours to get here because obviously
L.A. rain, but it wasn't too bad.
Yeah, but the city's infrastructure crumbles at the
moment of any dampness.
Well, would people just forget how to drive and also,
this is L.A. We don't, we like rain don't really
happy here. People go like, oh my gosh,
what is this foreign substance falling
from the blue skies? I need to
act crazy. Right. But it's also like,
oh, we didn't prepare our roofs for such a thing.
No, why would we? Why? Why? It rains
13 days out of 365.
Sometimes 365. But for the 13, you
really got to prepare. You really got to be locked in.
You really do. It's great. We're going to be
gathered here today to talk about Tron
Aries, as well as some of the
great IP failures to launch
of the great past.
So before we get to that,
we're going to talk about some programming reminders.
And if you want to hear more about programming reminders,
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Speaking of memes, I was curious,
You're social media extraordinary.
Jomey a dinner on.
I do what I can.
Like, you've had some great memes.
You've hit a milly a couple times.
You've got a lot of things that you're proud of.
I'm curious about the memes and posts
that you're proud of that seem underappreciated.
That seem underserved.
I mean, you could argue that every single one
that I make is underserved.
Oh, okay.
Thanks, algorithm.
If I'm being really honest,
there's some stuff that I posted way back when, like,
2020, especially when I was on the NBA beat, that I can't wait to dig up again.
You're just like, I was giving you gold and it was.
It's not even that.
Like, I would make a post or a tweet, like make a joke or say something and people would get so mad because in the moment, especially again, NBA.
Like, I tweeted like so much stuff during the bubble and people get mad at me.
And now looking back at it, like five years later, six years later, I'm like, y'all, I was right.
And y'all try to get mad at me.
Can you remember any tweets?
I know one for sure, but I'm saving that when I no longer work here.
I'm saving that.
I'm saving that one.
Joe me's that guy where it's like, if you get to heaven and I'm not there, you've gone to hell.
If you go to, if you go to heaven and I'm not there, that means y'all in hell.
You have gone to hell.
You have gone to hell.
Now, like, there's one in particular where I'm like, I can't wait to get this one off because y'all was in the mentions making jokes.
And I was right.
But I'm trying to be nice and I'm saying.
I love this job.
I love these people.
I'm not going to do nothing crazy.
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But today, again, we talked about it before,
Tron Aries.
So many movies came out today
and we saw one of them
this weekend.
Dron Ares is back and
we're here to talk about it and we're also going to be talking about
a bit more of the underserved
failed to launch IPs
of movies past that didn't
exactly get off the runway, as it
were. Kind of a look at the things that we didn't
quite enjoy but like man
this was certainly a time.
It was a time. But for right now,
spoilers for Tron Aries. If you
care to hear about that.
And all the Tron movies.
And Ultron lore and Ultron things and situations?
Yeah, Ultron.
Ultron's in Tron?
Yes.
I feel like that's a crossover that Disney.
Listen.
Okay.
What if Ultron goes into the grid?
This is free.
Among the many things that could have made this movie better, James Spader is one of them.
Dude.
See, this is what Water should have been.
What if Ultron went into the grid?
See, it's how we know we're cooking with gas.
Yeah.
They wasn't locked in over there.
We see the vision.
Imagine Ultron going,
beat for B with MCP and Sark
and then Tron
gotta go set. And nine inch nails is on the beat.
I mean, come on, man.
It ain't not, it wasn't locked in,
but it wasn't locked in.
All right, here we go.
Tron Aries.
Directed by
it's an incredible new feat
that we've got a new Tron movie
like 10 plus years
after the sequel,
Tron Legacy,
originally from Tron in the 80s.
Now this is set in the present.
New corporations are
emerging and bringing programs into the real world
that look a lot like Jared Leto
and basically a new front for the military industrial complex
and a slightly more ethical genius billionaire CEO
is here to make the world right and stop it all.
Jomea Deneron, I first want to ask,
how familiar are you with Tron One and Tron Legacy?
What did you think of those movies and what did you think of this?
I think I've set this on a pod before.
My only familiarity up until recently with the Tron franchise,
was the how it should have ended
Tron rap
You don't know that one?
I do not know this
How it should have ended TronRet
Wait is this in the YouTube era
Where we had raps about
Life Soccer's going to left
It right
That's right
Turn all my hovers into a flash a lie
You think you better than me
You think you take down
The MCP will step up
I'll take it down the size
My name is Tron son
You better recognize, recognize
Yeah
Wanted fingers taking names
Pointing Air Sucker
Thinks has got more game program
please and this joke is just bad
and you've lost it in some like an overgrown
iPad. Yeah like I've
Jesus. That's right off the dope. First of all.
I know that song like word for war for bar
not like you know obviously I didn't do right there
but like I that's been in my head for like
at least like 15 years at this point
but then we're like we're going to cover chart areas
so I'm like you know what I'm going to dive in
I'm going to watch the movies.
I'm going to be a consummate professional
I'm doing my job. I'm going to lock in an
autotron lore before I watch on areas.
I'm not going to say
it was a mistake, but I will say
that I did spend a lot of time
being like, why? Why did I choose this for myself?
I could have been anything. I could have been a doctor. I could have been a lawyer.
Why am I here?
Right. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.
I will say that I enjoyed some of the silliness
of the first drawn, right? Because...
The very first trial. The very first straw. The 82, I believe.
Yes.
Jeff Bridges going into this little
digital world.
It just had some, like, charm and some, like,
it wasn't very good,
but it was like, man,
this is, like, this is what y'all think of the features.
This is, this is lovely.
This is, like, I just, I just felt a certain, like,
as much as I, like, didn't enjoy, like,
sitting there for all that time.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not that long, but still.
I was just like, man, this is, this is, okay,
I can, I'm not mad at this.
I'm not upset.
Tron Legacy.
Shout out Garrett Helen.
shout out Olivia Munn.
Shout out to you remembering who Garrett Hudland is
because we remember that there was a white guy
leading that movie,
but I couldn't remember.
I walked around the office.
I was like,
don't look it up.
I'll give you $5 if you can name the actor
who starred in Tron Legacy.
I tell you everybody's saying Charlie Hunnam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Michael Shee.
You owe me $5 if you say Charlie Hunnam.
Michael Shee was going crazy in that movie,
you know what I mean?
And so that movie was way.
like I didn't enjoy that movie like at all.
That was two hours and five minutes.
Not really, nah.
Again, how Jeff Bridges, CGI, Jeff Bridges,
is it abomination?
I'm gonna, no, okay.
Nah, come on.
Finish up these thoughts because I, like,
I want to let you talk
and then I want to talk about my relationship with this.
You're telling me clue here.
You was watching a clue on the screen.
He was like, that's real, look at that.
That looks great.
That don't look like his face is melted?
I'm going to let you finish.
I'm going to let you finish.
And then I'm going to talk about how I,
how I like these things.
Daft punk was on the soundtrack.
That was interesting.
I, of course, love Daft Park, so I wasn't too bad about it.
But frankly, the first two, if we're being completely and utterly honest,
I don't understand how these movies, like, exist.
Or they keep existing?
They keep coming back.
I don't understand, like, how this is, like, a franchise.
I guess people like the first trauma so much.
It's not a great movie, guys.
Somebody didn't even say it's a good movie.
But the fact that y'all like that movie so much,
that we're on attempt two of keeping this thing going is wild.
It does feel wild, and I get that people don't get it.
You don't got to get it.
There's nothing to get it.
The movie's not good.
What do you mean you don't get it?
Okay.
This is what I'll say.
I have kind of been unashamedly, somewhat ashamedly,
like kind of in love with Tron.
And I watched the first one when I was like maybe 10 or 12.
and when I found out that Tron Legacy was happening,
I was very excited,
and Tron Legacy, directed by Joseph Kaczynski,
you can easily see how very technically adept
both of these first two movies are
with not only special effects,
but utilizing special effects in a way
that people hadn't actually seen before in movies.
I don't know if you saw Tron Legacy in the theater.
Did you get to see Tron Legacy in the theater?
Okay, I did, and this was at the height of like the 3D craze.
IMAX was popping.
off. It was
kind of revelatory post
avatar for a
3D movie looking this good
and to some people
being boring but kind of actually
having a few things to say
about like real world
allegories without getting into this. You can't even get the
world jail. You lie. It's difficult.
But what I'll say is that
in every single iteration of this franchise
what I've liked about it the most is
it is actually kind of a
one for one
interpretation about our idealism when it comes to technology.
When we come to the first tron,
the reason that it's kind of hokey and kind of weird
is because us watching this in the present
whenever I was 10 or when we're watching it now,
we're painfully aware about how computers work,
about the internet and how we're connected to everything
and how things are either disseminated via information
or connecting people via all of these different systems
that we're aware of.
In the 80s, we didn't know any of that.
That wasn't even part of the popular psychics.
It may as well have been magic.
And when you make a movie like Tron,
that's very much the idea of some creative being like,
okay, the infinite possibilities of what computers can be.
Let's imagine programs are people.
Let's imagine that all of these little tiny things
are running around, disseminating information
and like the security programs or the viruses
or all these other things are like bad actors and all of these things.
And it makes this sort of like Wizard of Oz-esque fish out of water worlds for Jeff Bridges to kind of like surround himself in.
And the technology that was used in the 80s to make all of these things were actually not only like painstakingly like overkill for what it was made to look like,
but revelatory and not really used ever again.
Like every single frame of that movie was pooled over to make it look as.
otherworldly as it possibly could.
And for that, I've respected both
legacy and the first one.
Hey man, I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this.
We're so far apart, but you can't reach.
You can respect it?
Yes.
That'll make it not butt cheeks.
That's fine.
But I'm enamored with how,
with like the craft of making those first two movies.
I really am.
I really, really am.
And that's the thing that, like, is going to surpass
any sort of post-good conversation
that we're going to have with, like,
whether or not that's, like, pure cinema.
In that case, then, you could make the case
that Tron Aries is also cinema.
I will not make that case.
Well, yeah, but the movie looks good,
and I'm sure a lot of people worked hard
to make it look good.
If there's going to be one thing
you're going to say about this movie,
doesn't look bad.
It does not look bad.
It does not look bad.
So if that's the, if we just,
if that's how we're doing it,
then you like Trump Ares.
I, there are very few things
that I like about this movie.
I like this movie the least out of these three.
And I certainly think that
in the evolution of what we
are thinking about when it comes to technology,
Tron Ares, like our attitude towards technology now, I'll speak for myself, is probably at its most cynical.
It has nothing inherently good to say about AI or the use of technology in both the military or in our everyday lives.
It seems like that it can permeate in all forms of our life and it will only destroy things.
And while that's a very interesting point to make, you made a not great movie around it.
and getting into the
like meat and potatoes discussion
about what we thought about Tron Aries.
I don't like this movie very much.
I don't like this movie
as a
theater going experience or really
on its technical merits
a lot of the times because
a lot of aspects about this movie
look worse than Tron Legacy.
In my opinion.
Would you agree?
Not really.
I mean, just like,
Movie sucks.
Like, there's not really much to say about it.
Movie's not great.
And the worst part is,
because, you know, we saw the movie,
I think, what, last Monday, right?
And other people I've seen it,
and they had mixed to below mixed reviews about it.
Mixed bad.
And so,
get there, and I'm like,
man, Jerry Lotto going to stink up the joint.
That's going to be the worst part of the movie coming back.
Guess what?
Jerry Litto did suck,
but he was not the worst.
worst part of the movie, which is shocking to me.
Worst part of the movie was the writing.
I could not get behind some of the dialogue that was said in this film.
Yeah.
Like, the movie's got some talented performers in it.
It's got Greta Lee, Jody Turner Smith,
Gillian Anderson.
All people that could have easily been leading this movie but weren't.
Right.
It's got Calcestis.
Yeah.
It's in there for like two scenes.
Hey!
Two scenes.
But I'm like, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that Calcasters?
There's some talented people that's movie.
But every single word out of their mouth is, is, it's weird and somehow like stilted.
It's stiff, is what I, is what I would say, call it.
I don't, I just don't understand.
You're in this fantastical realm with technology and anything is possible.
And everybody sounds, like, literally it sounds like they're reading off a chat, GPT generated scripts.
that's what it sounds like to me.
And like trying to,
even trying to get into it
when the movie does show you some cool stuff
or does have a moment where you're like,
oh, that's an interesting thought.
I thought the story was good.
I could understand the beats they were going for.
And I'm like, oh,
if you would take in like a month
or something to like really flesh out the script
and give people realistic dialogue,
I feel like we could have had a movie where,
yeah, sure,
your leading actor is not the guy you want to be in that position at all.
But I could like really concretely see the vision.
In this iteration, as it currently exists, I'm like,
yo, this needed to be in the lab for like a really long time.
He should have been in the oven a little longer.
That's ultimately where I sit to where it's like in the near decade plus that you've had
to come up with another movie in this franchise.
This is the best that you came up with.
That's ultimately the biggest disappointment that I could find.
I find the Jared Leto of it all
to be the most frustrating
only because while he isn't the worst part of the movie
he's certainly the worst symptom of the movie
he seems to me, I called him like a charisma black hole
where he like actually detracts from everybody
that's around him and makes it feel
like people are trying to act towards his level
of like nothing.
And we've seen Greta Lee be great.
We've seen all of these other.
people be great in other things.
And it seems like their personality
and all of their charm have just been
like just sucked out of them
for some reason in this movie.
And I don't understand why.
And occasionally
when the film looks nice
and it has either a compelling
chase sequence or like a compelling
or good visually looking
heist sequence or something like that,
it doesn't have any personality
to go with it.
While it's competently directed,
I liked the way that these prior two iterations of Tron were directed.
Joseph Kaczynski had a great technical eye for how this world can look
and how this world can be presented on screen,
the way he moves that camera,
the way that he can wield your eye to look at things
and push you through this world of the grid in a compelling way.
A lot of this movie takes place in both the real world and the grid,
and that's kind of the problem.
We're here to see the grid.
we're here at we're here to be in the world of the grid regardless of what it looks like
you want to see people in cool power ranger suits and helmets throw discs at each other
and light cycle battle am i wrong uh maybe i think the the whole point of the movie is to flip
flip it on its head right every single movie you put the humans in the grid and they grid it up
and then they come back and it's like man the grid was crazy we should live there forever or never
go over there again yeah this is supposed to be like no
what if the grid came to us?
Right?
And they give you some grid action.
Gradlely gets sucked up into the grid and has to come back, which I think is a,
it's probably my favorite scene in the movie, right?
See, like, maybe to your point is them being in the grid and 9-inch Dells is going crazy,
Trent Reader's going crazy.
I'm like, oh, this is kind of hooping.
Wow, oh, my gosh.
And then they come out to grid and it sucks.
So maybe you're right.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe you're right.
I get why they get that.
But, like, you're right.
The best part of the movie is when they're in the grid.
Yeah.
And here's the thing.
It's a great distraction from the fact that the movie might not actually be that great.
Because you have these beautiful things to look at and all that.
Come on.
Oh, the movie was never great.
In the grid after game.
I understand that.
That never movies never pop off.
But the mere fact that you were watching Tron Legacy, 90% of that movie was in a beautifully rendered
CGI, like, mega world.
You don't think that was at all the more compelling than just like,
oh, hey, we occasionally got to be outside.
and have Hassan Minaj do a video game press conference.
Which I will say, small highlight,
Hassan was having fun there.
He was having fun.
The fact that he was about to put the cowboy hat on,
and then the girl was like, no, we're not doing the cowboy hat today.
Those don't exist anymore.
The rest of PC3, man.
Yeah.
We used to have it all.
But, nah, I mean, I just, I just fundamentally get why they did what they did.
And so I'm not too mad at it.
But there is a level of we're here for the grid.
We want to see the grid.
Yeah.
Bringing the grid out.
Like seeing them like construct the little thing at the end to fly over.
What was that, San Francisco, I guess.
No, I mean, it was downtown Vancouver.
Yeah, it was very much like, I've seen that in an episode of Sykes somewhere.
That can't be like where you think.
That's got to be.
It's definitely Vancouver.
Listen, Vancouver.
Shout out all my homies in the BC.
Shout on my God Thomas Miller can get on the Vancouver Whitecaps.
but I'm watching them fly that little thing over the town.
I'm like, hey, man, we just, we, who, why?
Why?
What's going to?
Okay, sure.
I guess we're doing that now.
You know, Jody Comer, Jody Comer Smith, I did it again.
Did it again, did it again.
Did it again.
Four years, four years of Killing Eve has done this to me.
The fact that you stuck around for that long on killing Eve.
So here's...
You truly are one of God's strongest soldiers.
Quick aside, quick aside.
I binge the first season,
Killing Eve.
Magnificent.
Perfect.
MasterPat.
I can't wait to watch this live going into season two.
Season two, okay.
Interesting.
Some choices I would have made, but not ideal, but we present.
Sure.
Season three.
Woo!
Actual, actual crime.
A struggle to finish.
And you get there, you're like, man,
I really, I don't know how we're going to.
It can't get any worse than this.
I got two episodes in the season
four and I said, you know what?
I'm going to wait.
Why do you do these things to yourself, show me?
Why do you stick with this?
And eventually I went back.
Here's the thing.
We do this for work.
We watch Tron Areas for work.
We watch these things to give content to the people for money.
But when you do this to yourself unprompted, you do that for free.
Love it a game.
It's just a simple love of the game, honestly.
It's the thing.
I'm lucky to be able to do this.
I'm lucky to be able to watch.
these things to talk about these things. You guys got to remember, I was watching Asia
a show day to day for seven years, right? It's not really about the money. It's not about
anything. It's about sending a message. And so that's what I'm going to do. Every single
time I'm going to get out there. Now, what philosopher said that, that great line that had a lot
to contribute to society? Heath Ledger. Playing the Joker? I mean, who knows? Right. Yeah, no,
who knows? He is a very storied career. Wonderful. Let's talk about some of the good.
The A number one with a bullet, the soundtrack.
Soundtrack was cool.
Shout on my guy, Tram Restor.
You don't seem as enthused.
Listen, man.
I just, how do I put this nicely?
You ever had, like, you ever been to a restaurant,
and you had, like, a really good hors d'oeuvre.
Like, hors d'oeuvre was, like, like,
it wasn't even the best order you ever had,
but he was like, man, this is really good.
Like, surprisingly, like, better than you expected.
Yeah, it was like, okay, this is cool.
Yeah.
But the meal sucks.
Like, the, like, the entree sucked.
There was no disliked.
and the surface was terrible.
And now you got to be like, everybody's like, hey man, how was the restaurant?
And you got to be like, the adores was cool.
Everything else was, was bad, bad.
But the hors d'oeuvre's cool.
The music is the hors d'oeuvres of Tronarius, right?
Tret Reznor, Atticus Ross, hit, nine-ish nails.
It was, it was interesting.
I wasn't, when I'm like, thinking back, like, watching.
the movie, like, hearing what was going on.
I'm like, okay, they was hooping.
They was doing what they could.
Everything else just didn't hit for me, so I can't really go there and say, man,
they was going crazy, man.
Oh, my gosh, this movie, this elevated the movie.
It was not really much to elevate.
No, it didn't because it actually made me realize how bad the movie actually was,
because every time that a great hook or a great moment in that soundtrack happened,
I immediately think, oh, great, we're in for something really, really fun.
and occasionally we were
but for the most part
I was like
this belongs in a much better movie
belongs in a much better movie
I thought it did look good
when Jared letter goes into
the Tron of
1982
but that's like a funny little like low
let's again like low tech
it's very much like basic
I was like yes
when they went B came out
yeah I'm like okay
I like to throw back the callback
I'm obviously seeing Jeff Bridges again is always nice.
But when I think about good really, like, again, there was a couple scenes that I didn't like hate, but I'm like as a whole, I can't really.
I can't really co-sign anything for real because it just all comes down.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm not being open-minded.
Maybe I need to open my third eye and be a little bit more woke.
But I really left the movie going, hey man, we got to start putting terrible.
on all this movie making equipment.
It's gone too far.
Now, you're coming from an environment
where people are saying that the cost of podcast
microphones are too low.
And that we need a buyback program.
That's Spotify.
You can play Spotify.
Okay, all right.
Hit Daniel Egg, don't hit me.
Okay.
I'm like, again,
the Humboy is, he a producer on it, right?
So we can give him some slack.
Jerry Little, hey, man, hang it up, big dog.
It's not your time.
It's not for you.
You can tell that he was passionate about this project.
Passionate.
He wasn't passionate in the movie.
Holy Steve.
I know.
But you got it made.
Look, and here's,
and it sounded like,
I understand.
You're passionate about Depeche Mode.
We know that.
Depeche Mode.
Shout out Depeche Mode.
It's great music.
Depechemo makes some good music.
Great music.
Great music.
I know you're supposed to be a robot.
I know the whole point is that you are in AI.
That can be robotic.
But big dog.
You can't be doing that.
Come on, man.
That's,
give some emotionality.
Don't you like it when he turned human
and his highlights came back in his hair?
it's you like I would even if I said phoning it in it that would be a compliment yeah but no no jo-me joey me he was trying no this was him trying he locked in he can't this guy this guy's got an academy award and you're telling me that he went out there and it legitimately put his name on the on the fucking poster it legitimately felt like he's got the producer credit which you know was reading the lines it legitimately looks like he was like he was like he was like he looks like he was
was reading the lines for the first time.
Right?
Just like getting familiar with the scripts.
It was bland, boring, dull,
every single adjective that you want to use
for making me want to follow a super
here's the thing.
Even if he was good,
I wouldn't be too, you know,
ready to praise him because I don't support that man
or his extracurriculars anyway.
Again, right?
All true.
But the fact that we're talking about him like this,
and at least to me,
it's not the worst part of the movie.
Sure.
just speaks to how, like, far this thing is all, like, gone down.
Right.
I feel like if you give the script, just way more time in the oven,
and you cast anybody but Jeroletto, really, what's Garrett Hulet doing right now?
Bring him back.
Who cares?
What's Calcas is doing?
Maybe he could have been Ares.
I mean, he could have been, but there was, like, no, actually, you get two scenes.
He got cut.
He had to get cut.
Did your theater get a little pop when he showed up on the screen?
No.
Did you go like, hey?
I went like, oh snap.
My theater was dead silent the entire time.
There was some shoulder shaking when they were doing the heist.
Nah.
That music was good.
It was none of that, dog.
It was, I'm not going to say one of the worst movie watching experiences in my life because we watched.
We watched Morbius, but it's up there.
I can't say that I outright hated this movie.
But again, it's frustrating.
because it's a property that I genuinely do love.
I think that's the difference between you and E.
You love this property, so you're going to cut it a little bit of slack.
You don't be like, man, they really gave it.
I got no, like, real attachment to it.
Sure.
So I'm out here like, hey, like, this was whack.
Don't stop.
Stop.
Enough is enough is enough.
You don't think at all that there's room in this world for people riding cool motorcycles
that have lights in the back room that can chop a cop car in half.
I'm going to say no.
I'm going to say no.
They did it.
I love the Tromb bikes is cool.
Trombikes is cool.
The music in the back with a trombike, a little action sequence.
When they were on the jet ski, and that was a great song.
The jet ski, when they go, when they jump off of whatever, breaks the glass, they fly off, and then they go under the water, come back up.
The music is cool.
Again, it's an hors d'oeuvre.
I'm like, okay, hopefully we start to get to it.
Let's get into it.
And it never gets going.
It just never gets going.
it's a real shame
it sucks it sucks
but that's what it is
it bums me out because it was a thing that I really liked
and I was really really
hoping that I can like stomach the Jared Letto
of it all to have an enjoyable time
and I like
barely
enjoyed some of this
again you mentioned there are
because it's the thing it's like they're like little glimmers
of personality when
an actor like riffs off script
and you can tell that it's off script
because it's fun and people are smiling and having a good time.
It's like whenever,
whenever Hassan does anything,
whenever,
what's our homeboy,
who was with her in like the Alaskan,
Arturo Castro.
Yeah, Arturo Castro.
What was he doing?
Hanging out.
He was just there.
I thought they had a whole thing.
He was having a good time and like there's occasionally,
he would have a quip or two where I'm just like,
man,
what if they had an adventure together?
What if her,
him and Gretelie just like had a on-grid adventure?
and like she made her own grid.
And like there are so many possibilities
from in my mind to where this goes.
That could be fun, interesting, and worthwhile.
And instead we go with like the bare bones,
like nothing plot just to highlight Jared Letto
rather than have an actual like kind of ensemble type of situation
because I enjoy occasionally enjoyed Evan Peters's manchild CEO character.
just to like make it so that like him controlling Aries in the background is like the unwieldy
AI program that CEOs can't actually control to know that like you killed your mom got your
mom killed no he murdered her or no he didn't he inadvertently murdered her I'm listen listen listen
I love my mother my mother is one of the most important people in my life but if you're
AI baddie
kills your mom
That's on me
That's on you
You got on that one
I'm not blaming that on the ad
I sold the bag
Right
Not to give
Getting your mom killed
As being
Selling the bag
It's kind of nuts
Jillian Anderson
Love her
She's doing what she can
Uh huh
She gotta be a better mother
She got to lock in
She's kind of laying in
Julian Anderson is a bad mom
Terrible mom
In this movie?
Absolutely
I don't know
She was kind of like
She's trying
Like, hey, you're being a bad son.
She literally, she said, I'm taking control.
Like, we're voting you out.
Yeah.
And then she died.
Yeah, you're out of your jurisdiction, kid.
Here's what I will say.
I agree with you.
She could have done more early.
Sure.
That's the first thing that should have happened in the movie.
Hey, but then we wouldn't have a film.
Just like parenting, though, they do everything.
Too little too late.
Too little too late, mom.
So there's two things that she does, right?
She slaps him, and then she takes over to cover.
Deservidly slaps him.
Yeah.
Best part of the movie.
Right.
after the first bit.
After the first bit...
That was crazy.
That was freaked out.
You just freaked out right there.
You told me that wasn't cinema?
That was freaked out.
No, he was freaked out right there.
He was slapped by Jim Harris.
I make no apologies.
Come on, man.
She should have let off with that.
That's the first thing you should have did.
And he was talking crazy.
When the program was talking crazy,
yeah, you didn't really like lead the company.
And she was like, all this growth that happened.
That's the first thing that you slap your son there.
Then afterwards, when he's out there like,
hacking into the files.
Now you man, be like, ah, you're going crazy.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to get you.
We're going to a little nuts.
It's time it's, it's time to rally.
But yeah, but this is like the third time you 3D printed a Super Soldier
and just to get back this one little file, you're done.
How expensive is that 3D printing, by the way?
That's got to be like a billion dollars every print.
I'm sure it's like way more than that.
But ultimately, I'm sitting there.
I'm like, Jay Anderson, you could have, you could have done more.
Well, we could have done more.
This is a, that's a, this is a certain type of parenting.
White people.
Thank you.
I mean, it's British, rich people stuff.
No, that's white people.
No, no, no, no.
Funny enough, she had a British accent and he did it.
But, you know, she had a British accent, he did it.
I mean, maybe, I guess.
Honestly, at this point, the movie didn't care.
So why should I care?
You know, that's kind of high feeling about at this point.
Why should I?
I'm out here doing all this work.
I'm thinking about what you were saying, Steve.
Oh man, what could this movie
could have said about AI
and advanced technology
but it really don't say nothing.
Here's the thing though.
Shooting it a little bit of avail.
Honestly, I don't need it
to say much about AI or anything.
I don't need it to be poignant.
I don't need it to be like
So is it harder content?
Oh, you fucking don't.
Okay. I'm going to take a breath.
Was it not AI propaganda?
I felt like the whole film was like
look at the advancements we can make with AI.
Let's watch.
It's like, literally.
It's a minimum apologist.
I would take a breath.
call it at best
apologist about AI because
we just turned cyber
Jared Leno into a real boy
which by the way does that not
erase the whole stakes of
the Tron legacy being like oh no we can't
get clue into the real world
knowing that he's just going to live for only
28 minutes and then get thrown right back into
the grid right but did Olivia Wilde die
after 28 minutes? Quora rest of peace
no the permanent's code
Steve you forgot about the permanent code now
They got the permanent code now
They didn't have the permanent code in 2010, Steve
That's different
Maybe this is a self-report
And I'm bullying myself for both liking Tron
And not liking this
Here's the whole thing, yeah, you can't
And not hating it this movie enough
Yeah, you can't be like, man,
Them first two Troms is crazy
I would say that this is the worst of the three
No, of course. Like by far?
Easily. But the first two aren't
cinematic masterpieces. No, far from that.
But I'm happy with what those two movies do.
I really am.
I respect both of those first two movies.
I really, really do.
I can't respect this.
Hey, man.
I can't.
To know that this gave Gary Vee a sag card, no.
No.
Jesus Christ.
I can't, I can't accept that.
God, damn.
Did you see that?
You saw Gary Vee in the...
Gary Vee's in this movie, by the way.
No.
I don't know.
Who is that?
What?
Gary Vee?
No, I don't know who did it is.
Oh, he's like a...
He's like a...
Online guy.
He's an online, like, like, I, like...
I don't want to say grifter, grifter,
but, like, he's one of those, like,
money motivational guys that you see on Instagram and whatever.
What?
He's in this movie.
He's at, like, that tech demo that he's giving to all of these, like,
heads of industry to be like,
this is what Tron Ares can do.
We could 3D print you a whole tank and go into any battlefield
and we'll reprint you another.
Oh, he's one of those guys.
And, like, he's there.
And I'm like, man.
Yeah, we...
Tough.
We lost.
It's all of it.
Legacy just put Daft Punk in the in the DJ booth.
That's it.
That's all.
That's all they did.
Well, I'm pretty sure that 9-inch Nails was in this movie.
Were they?
They produced it.
No, but I mean, like, they had like a cameos, yeah.
They had a cameo?
Tram rest during Atticus Ross.
They're the pilots.
Yeah, the F-35 pilots.
Oh, yes, they were.
Yes, they were.
That was neat when they like sliced the wings off the thing.
That was cool.
There was some cool.
Like I said, there's some.
cool stuff in there, but like just the nastiness of the rest of it just didn't make for a good movie.
Yeah, it's sad.
It really is.
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Getting to talk about Tron and Tron Ares and all this stuff, it got me thinking about,
I wanted to make this segment because I kept thinking about the things that were either
underserved or blockbusters that got that were like failures to launch.
Because in like the mid to early 2000s and 2010s, in like a post-Marvel
host Harry Potter IP era.
People were mining for a lot of different types of IP
that wanted to be made into blockbusters.
Disney was like at the time very good at this
because they made the likes of Pirates of the Caribbean
and stuff like that.
Tron had also come out again,
making a legacy sequel, of course.
But it got me thinking about the things that didn't really
get off the ground.
And a lot of the movies that I'm going to be talking about
are inherently bad.
But a lot of these are off of ideas.
that we do like, or at least we do know.
A lot of these movies are bad.
They are bad.
But I would think that a lot of these IPs do deserve good adaptations.
And some of them have.
But I'm curious to think about, like, are there anything that off of the list that I've given here that immediately don't come to mind?
Is there anything in your mind that you're like, man, I wish this movie was good?
Man, this could have been great.
So I'm not going to cake.
for it, but RIPD
is
The Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds
vehicle, like buddy cop
comedy fighting demons and stuff.
That is
in my wheelhouse. I'm supposed to love that movie.
That's made for Jomey.
Somebody who loves the A team,
who loves the losers,
that's a movie that I'm supposed
to go, like regardless, when that movie
comes out, I'm supposed to sit there and go,
I ride for RIPD,
and I can't even do that. That's how
bad that movie was.
Yeah.
Based off a comic book, by the way.
Yeah.
That movie is legit.
Like, of all the movies on this list.
And this was before we ultimately got sick of Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah.
Of all the movies on this list, it's probably the worst.
The worst of the, oh, no, no.
There's one, I'm right by this that is much worse.
What, which one?
Dragon Ball Evolution.
All right, well, I mean, I guess, but like, I would, I want to put them all on the same
level, but I would say that, I think the thing about Dragon Ball
of all evolution that makes it like worse than all of them
that we're very familiar with
how Goku and like all
these characters are supposed to like exist
in that world. The fact that
they bastardize it so much
even though we are extremely familiar
with that universe is why
it's so bad. R-R-R-PD
I'm sure look I'm not going to act like
I was out there reading RIPD comics
but I don't know were they flying off the shows
like crazy maybe? Maybe not.
I'm going to assume no because if
they were we'd be like man
Yeah.
We should have more RIPD in the world.
What happened?
Look at where we are right now.
There's one that I didn't list here that I, there's a soft spot in my heart for that while
ultimately not good, I do very much love these comics.
And even at the attempt of this movie being made, I very much respected, not respected,
but like, man, I wish I had fun with the idea of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Yeah, no, you need, see, and this is crazy from saying, coming to.
for me. You got a lock-hand
it, though. Nah, explain this one.
Okay. Have you read those comic books?
No. They are genuinely fun.
They're really, really good.
I saw the first movie,
the movie with the...
Sean Connery? Yeah.
And I was like, that was cool.
I didn't need... Oh, you did like it. I liked the movie.
Right. But I was like, I don't need more.
This is like pretty... This is pretty cool.
No, no, I get that. But like, that movie was universally
derided. Like, it was hated.
Like, people were saying that was the worst.
thing that Sean Connery's ever done.
Like that was like, that's, that's damn near a zero on rotten
tomatoes if you look that up.
Like, but, like, there's some novelty in that, like,
you kind of enjoyed that. People hated
that movie. I am thinking of the wrong
movie. What are you thinking of?
What's the one where, uh, he gets
on the table? Kevin Bacon gets,
not Kevin Bacon. What's his name?
What's they do from the lowdown? What's, uh, Ethan Hawke gets on the table?
Ethan Hawke gets on the table. What? He does
the, the poetry? What is that one?
Huh? I'm so.
What are you talking about?
I just glitched that.
What are you talking about right now?
Ethan Hawk getting on a table doing poetry?
Deadport Society.
Deadport Society.
You must...
I mistook the Oscar winning movie with Robin Williams.
Because both those movies have a scene.
With the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Because they both be in libraries, bro.
They both be in libraries.
They be in libraries.
I'm sorry I have to keep this.
No, we absolutely have to keep this.
You mistook,
you're an extraordinary gentleman.
I completely glitched out.
Dead Poet Society.
I completely and utterly just glitched out.
My brain totally.
That was, wow.
So you're saying that...
I was like, yeah, I love, like,
yeah.
I'm thinking the Dead Poet Society.
When Robin Williams was yelling at Dr.
Jack and Mr. Hyde, that was pure cinema.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking Dead Point Society was cool.
Why don't you like that boyce side?
That movie's terrible.
No, man.
So that's where...
Okay.
So Dead Boy Society didn't need to see.
No, it is not.
That's a movie I was thinking about.
I'm like, yeah, I like that most idea.
It didn't need a single.
Legal shirt to Jerry gentlemen definitely does not need a sequel.
We don't need more or that.
That's a fun idea for a movie.
Nah, it goes back to we have this movie under Green Lantern.
When you poison the well that bad.
Right.
There's no, there's no love for you.
There's no, let me, let me counter with this.
No, no.
When you have tainted, like, it's kind of like there's a, there was a,
In Mexico, I can't remember the exact manufacturer,
but they had a car that was called the Nova.
Okay.
Right.
And they put, they market in Mexico, nobody bought it.
Because in Spanish, Nova means no-go.
Nova.
Oh, Novot, no-go, yeah.
And so you're not going to.
The Chevy Nova, right?
Nova means no-go.
Why would I buy a car that says no-go?
Okay, so that's, but a product.
That rule is the no-the-market.
They did not understand the market.
Exactly.
But that's what I'm saying?
So, like, why would-
Now nobody's buying Chevys?
Nobody's, nobody's buying a-no-
us because it don't
know what?
Nobody's buying
League of Short gentlemen
nobody's buying Green Lantern.
Not anymore.
After that, once you do that, it's over.
I think we can bring it back.
I'm counting superhero IPs as different
though because
Green Lantern came out in a time
when we were getting everything.
Like this was this was like a pre,
Green Lantern came out, Ryan Reynolds's
Green Lantern came out in 2011.
Right.
Okay. That was like Avengers
level hype.
We were just about to get the Avengers.
And you don't think that D.C. needed to have something.
They needed to have something, but the fact that we, not only have we not got it.
But they're going to, like, they were going to keep turning.
The fact that we haven't got another Greenlander movie since.
Yes.
And not only it's coming to television, they're giving us John Stewart.
Like, brother.
And Hal Jordan.
Yeah.
And Al Jordan.
But, come on, he's before.
He's not making a half of that show.
You don't think, you don't think Coach Saylor is not going to do Hal Jordan justice?
He's going to, no, he might, but he's not making it out of the show.
Like, we're going to be like, hey, John, you.
got it,
it's all you.
That's what I'm saying.
The character of how Jordan
has been cooked.
I get you.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, we can't say here
and act like these things don't happen.
No, no, no, you're absolutely right.
I'm kind of hearkening back to a time
that was like right before the
absolute peak of superhero
hype came.
And there was this era of like
swashbuckling adventures
that came after Pirates
the Caribbean.
And I'll tell you a great
schlocky movie that's really bad
that clearly falls
to this category
starring Hugh Jackman,
Van Helsing.
Do you remember that movie?
You're not taking this exercise.
Yes, I am taking this seriously.
Yes, I am taking this seriously.
Nobody trying to see that.
Have you seen Van Helsing?
Yes, I've seen Van Helsing.
Okay, it's horrendous.
Right.
But, but there's a level of like,
like when you watch this now,
you're like, man, we don't make them like this anymore.
There's a level of like, okay,
like big crazy costumes,
an adventure in like the Siberian thing.
Like everybody's wearing leather.
Like you got like these bad CGI effects.
But like do you get where I'm saying
where I'm like you don't have like a swashbuckling adventure genre anymore?
We don't have the types of things where it's all this one IP that we can probably find.
Am I not getting through to you?
So you're right in this term.
terms of we don't make like those movies we don't make anymore like there's just no room in the in the
in the zeit guys for that kind of stuff and you do wish you had more like fun you know romps
like that and i would counter with they did make movies like that way back when one of them was
called van helsing and nobody liked it and so we don't make those anymore because nobody enjoyed it
like that's kind of the thing we're talking about that's kind of thing we're getting to is that we
used to make movies like that.
People didn't like them.
And so we stopped making movies like that.
And I'm saying we're making superhero movies now.
Some people might not be liking them as much.
I mean, people don't, I mean, there's a, I mean, we've had this conversation at
knowledge about like the superhero landscape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the fatigue that came from it.
By the way, gross 300.2 million worldwide.
Wow.
For Van Helsing.
That's Paul Thomas Anderson money.
Yeah.
Actually, not really.
Not really.
That's way more than Paul's now.
Anderson Monday. That's way more.
But no, man, I just
like, we're John Carter's on this
list. John Carter of Mars.
I think that's, that's probably, no, no.
So this is the biggest, like,
a failure to launch of a thing
because this was like a
monumental failure
on all fronts. Not only
was it a bad
investment financially,
like they over-invested on this movie,
wanting to make a franchise,
wanting to make multiple blockbust
movies. It failed
horrendously at the box office and then that property
was never touched again. John Carter
of Mars, a pretty beloved science fiction
property
that is kind of right to be adapted.
And that's something
that I was like, man,
we were missing out on something
that like if
that movie did hit, we'd be in a different
landscape. I don't know if that
kind of was the trajectory that like
an Avatar franchise could have had.
Do we make that sort of leap
technology for science fiction book adaptations rather than original IP that was made by James Cameron.
Are you following me?
Not really, man.
I think the thing with Avatar that made like that made it, I mean, James Cameron, you know,
took forever in a movie.
Yeah.
But he only wanted to make it on his terms in terms of like technology like you're saying, right?
Yes.
That's why it took forever to get away of water because it was like it wasn't going to look
Because not only was that technology very new,
but it was like in between movies,
it was actively being developed on...
Right.
During the movie's development.
Right.
That's why these things take forever,
and that's why we're getting fired ash so soon after Wave Water,
because we're finally at the part where the technology is caught up
with James Cameron's vision, right?
John Carter, there was...
That wasn't part of the problem.
Sure.
It's just the movie was just bad.
Right?
Avatar, whatever you want to say about the story or...
anything about James Cameron.
It works with the vision.
As simple as the story is, the vision
sells the whole thing. Yes.
You're sitting there, you're on Pandora. You're like, wow, oh, my gosh,
this is crazy. I don't even care
that, like, this is basically Pocahontas.
I love it. Yeah.
It's amazing. Wow.
The John Carter
just sucked.
It was just not good. Yeah.
So even though you put all the money, you try all
the new stuff, whatever,
it just did it
it cannot resonate with people
not because the story didn't have anything to say
but it was just just bad
do you have anything on this list or in your mind
that was like damn
I would have really loved to see a movie
like this take off
outside of RIPD because you weren't
familiar with that property but like
on paper that's built for you
is there any property here that's crazy that it
it sucked I mean I've got like
I think about like the losers
in 2010 yeah but that's actually
well, in your opinion, that's actually a very good movie.
I mean, well, that's one of, well, yeah,
because I love it.
It's like person, like one of my top movies of all time.
Movies like the 18, right?
William Neeson's 18.
Actually, that's quite underrated.
That's a pretty fun movie.
Extremely underrated.
We should have had 918 movies.
Yeah.
Right, you know.
But people didn't go out and watch it,
and so we don't have it.
So that's to you a failure to launch of a good movie,
of a good adaptation of an IP,
but you're just like, where the hell was this?
That's what I'm saying, but I don't,
and I think this is like the core difference.
The movies can't be bad
if you want to like see more of them.
Sure.
They got to be good, right?
There's stuff where you see like, oh man,
that was cool.
Like, again, Van Helsing was terrible.
You're not trying to see more,
more ass.
It's not the club.
It's not, you're not on Twitter
when Elon took over.
You're not trying to see more ass, man.
I got off right when Elon took over.
Is it more?
Is it worse on Twitter?
You got to, every, like, what, like six, six months?
You got to, you, like, refresh.
You got to, like, purge and, like, purge.
Because you, you'll go, again, you open the app.
It's on a for you page.
And you're like, okay, ask.
I'm not trying to see that.
I'd be out here with my family on Twitter, report, or whatever.
Yeah.
And then every so often, you're like, I got to do that again.
Here's another.
Linkin bio, stuff like that.
Like, all the sex workers.
Y'all keep doing your own thing.
I ain't hating.
It's just I got to open my phone out in public.
You know what I'm saying?
I got to check Twitter.
It's my job.
Sure.
So I can't be out here with all this ass.
It's just my phone down.
Right?
But again, these movies, it's not Twitter.
You're not supposed to see all this ass.
Okay.
I don't want to see no more Van Helsing.
I want to see no more.
We don't want to see no more.
We even talk about Divergent.
Right.
They're trying to rip off the Hunger Games scraps.
But that was a trend that was like you couldn't ignore.
Every single Y.A.
That has even remotely like the Hunger Games.
Divergent. The maze runner.
Yeah. We was going crazy
trying to try to
try to jock. The divergent series didn't even get to
finish because they were going to make it a
TV movie. Well, they were going to split. They were going to
do the thing where they split the final into
the two parts. And then we're like,
hey, actually, we're not
rocking with this at all.
Yeah. And neither is any
of these actors. And they didn't sign up
for a TV movie. So we're just
leaving this on the fine. And so that, and that's
what I'm saying where I'm like, listen,
I appreciate
the effort
I appreciate what people
are trying to do here
but ultimately
what needs to happen is
y'all got to
make the content good
you just got to make
the movies good
for people to want more
you can't sit here
and make
a RIPD
we can't sit here
and make the dark tower
we can't sit here and make
the mummy
you can't sit here
and make hell boy
I think Stephen King
is in his own league
because his adaptation
will just keep coming out.
I know, but we're not okay,
but it's something about like,
man, we got to redo that Dark Tower movie.
I bet you they'll try that again.
Shout out, shout out my guy, Idris.
I bet you that they'll try that again.
I'm sure later.
People love Dark Tower.
And like the movie, though.
I know they didn't like the movie,
but they'll try it again.
I feel like you can,
you might be able to get away with it
if it's like a book.
You can, you can try a book again.
I don't know if.
But if it's like a remake of another movie
and if it wasn't hitting.
Because I'll make another case for this.
I liked the,
Robocop remake. Obviously
Robocop 1, or the original Robocop
To me that's like a masterpiece actually
Like it's kind of a perfect movie.
The remake of Robocop
Unassailably like
Way better than it had any right to be
And marginally successful
But again nothing more.
I mean like regular time is hooping on Amazon
I wouldn't know because I love myself
So I'm not gonna watch it. Is it? Is it hooping
on Amazon? Apparently we get messages from
my guy and Will
at all the time like yo watch a couple of wrigle of time
Like brother because I love myself
You know
You're not rocking with Ava
In this adaptation
I ain't got to show to my girl
Roseman Pike
The homie
Gone girl
Jack Reacher
The first Jack Reacher
The Tom Cruise Jack Reacher
Rosevin Pike was in the first
Jack Reacher
Oh my gosh
Was
Okay but here's the thing
That's another movie
That I ride for
Okay that's the thing
Okay I'm gonna both prove
And unprove my point
Tom Cruise
His mere presence
Will get you a Cic
I feel like that
Like that's possible
Well because the first one was cool
The first one was good
The first one was fine.
The first one,
The first one was good?
Yeah, Jack Richard never go back.
Terrible.
Okay.
They should have never went back.
They should have never went back.
He was just trying to get
Give me back my son.
Well, he was trying to audition
Christopher McCory
for Mission Impossible.
That's fair.
That is fair.
That's what it was.
And he did great for Mission Impossible.
He did wonders for Mission Impossible.
But then again, I'm going to bring this back
the single greatest act
Hollywood hubris ever is a Tom Cruise project,
The Mummy.
You remember the Dark Universe.
I remember the Dark Universe because I'm a big fan of the
Brandon Fraser
Mummy movies. Those movies are
not even my childhood. Just like,
they're so indelible to me in a way that I can't really
describe. And honestly, that's kind of,
it's a testament to how great those
Brendan Fraser movies were because of the fact that
like the Mummy was supposed to be a horror movie.
Originally, like in the 30s, 40s, everything until that Brendan Fraser movie, the character of the mummy is like, uh, like the scary, like ghost of centuries past.
Then they just made this into a Indiana Jones style adventure movie.
And it's, it was awesome.
People loved it.
And then when Tom Cruise makes it, no, no, no, I'm bringing it back to, it's scary now.
And she's going to like bring the curse back to London and all this stuff.
They have my guy Nick going crazy, bro.
Nuts.
Do you remember when they accidentally made the track?
with like 30% of the sound.
That was so funny.
That was so great.
That was so funny.
But yeah, like, they really thought they had some.
And to,
their credit, when people
did not like to mummy.
Right.
I was like,
get this the hell out of here.
We're not doing this no more.
Get Johnny Depp and Javier Bardem
and Russell Crow out of here.
Out of here.
I, like, I'm not mad at, like,
when audiences go and go,
we reject this.
thing out of hand.
Right.
And the thing about studios are so,
they listen, but they listen too well.
Like, we talk about this with Disney and like,
The Last Jedi and Rises Skywalker.
When they hear you, when we say,
hey, we're not, we're not messing with this no more.
Get this out of here.
Studios go bet.
Y'all don't want this?
Y'all would never see it again.
But then there's that weird influx of people that are like,
where the Jared Lettos of the world where like they have just enough sway
and just enough influence to be like,
we're going to make this thing again.
And it's going to look like this.
And I'm going to star in it.
And we're going to have all of these things.
And like those things still get done.
You had never seen no Prince of Persia before.
Or you haven't ever seen no Precious pressure again.
Yeah, because...
Where Piss Pitch of Pursier.
Steve?
Man.
Okay, here's the thing.
Somebody got on my case in the comments.
I can't remember who said it.
But it's just like, Steve's basically saying,
man, if this movie was great, it would be so great.
Yeah.
And that's like...
Kind of.
Kind of.
Kind of.
It's pretty much it.
And, like, there's a part of me that really thought the Prince of Persia could be good.
But, like, you're not going to get that with Jake Gyllenhaal, man.
It's not.
Come on.
It's not, like, the reason why these movies didn't work, it's not because that fans did come out to go watch them.
I mean, they didn't.
There are some cases where that was the case.
There are some cases.
There's, again, 18.
Like, that's a movie that people, for the most part, enjoy it or even, like, really, really like.
But the audience is going to watch it.
the studios are like,
hey, y'all don't want to go,
you're not going to get you on a movie.
Right? Matt Damon talks about this
where he's like,
back in the day,
we'd make a movie and it performed
so-and-so in the box office,
but they'd be people go by DVDs.
Yeah.
And they'd be like, oh my gosh,
oh my God,
it's a hit on DVD,
we got to be making more.
We got to make more, right?
That isn't exist for a lot.
It's literally what brought family guy
back from cancellation.
Right.
But we're looking at all of these movies,
2007, 2009, 2010,
2013, 2011, 2011, 2012.
We were still,
we was just re-streaming.
We were still doing this stuff.
The reason these things didn't pop off was not because we didn't rob with them as an audience, but we didn't.
But we didn't rock with them as an audience because they were bad.
That's the difference.
I think we talk about like, man, I wish we always going to get a Batman movie forever.
We don't get a Batman movie, we've got a Batman show.
There's never not going to be any Batman in the universe ever because we love that character.
Right?
even if they get bad bad man,
we're going to take a couple years off,
and we're going to get right back to make a bad man.
Yeah.
Because people just love these characters.
But it's also the fact that they've had some unassailable hits with that thing.
Like if there was one example of any of these properties that did even remotely
what the Dark Knight did at its peak,
we would still be seeing this.
Right, but that moves great.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, right.
So if it was good, it would be good.
Is that what all podcasting is now?
If things were good, they would be so good.
No, I don't think it's that.
I just think that, like, we're in a time where, like,
it's unfortunate that a lot of this stuff is so homogenized,
very, we know what we're getting a lot of these things,
and people aren't taking swings.
But when you go back and look at some of the swings people took,
and you got to understand, like, yeah, you should have done that.
Like, I get the thought process.
I understand why you think that would work.
but like it didn't.
And so why then go back to that specific?
Well,
when not only would it be like difficult
to just make something,
difficult to make some good,
also you have to get that stink off the rest of the rest of the.
And that's kind of what I wanted to like,
kind of circle back to Tron here with this and we can end on that.
But like, I,
Tron is not a safe bet.
No.
It's not.
No.
It's why it took so long.
And it probably took a lot of meat.
And like, I will give Jared Leto the smallest bit of credit because you can tell he's said this in interviews and he's done he's done this effusively on the press tour that he is passionate about Trump.
And he wanted to get this project made.
And a lot of creatives that don't have that level of sway or don't have that level of money probably would like to make a League of Extraordinary Gentleman or something else that like would speak to Joe me.
What if somebody has the next great RIPD script or idea for a movie like that to be made,
and they don't have that level of influence or sway or passion or anything that else that get,
or they have the passion,
but they don't have that level of politicking that gets a project like that made.
But the IP is there.
And the swings that we took years past, yeah, there's a lot of failures and there's a lot of
graveyards that are littered with IPs that didn't get going.
But I kind of liked us to see what else could be having.
because for the last decade plus,
it's only been superheroes.
That's been the thing
that's been taking up the most
of the spotlight here.
And I'm interested to see
what's going to be the next thing
and phased and trend
that kind of gets us to
swings like this.
That's really,
that's really, really optimistic of you, Steve.
Probably it borders on naivete.
But I kind of liked it.
I kind of liked the idea
that we were taking these wild swings.
I like the idea
that the Van Helsings of the world
can exist, regardless of how
quote unquote good
they are, I have a place in my
heart for them. I mean, I'm happy they exist,
but I understand why they don't exist now.
To cycle back to Tron,
and this is like really tough,
I think I'm like hinted at it earlier,
but I think it needs to be said.
We, the only reason this movie exists,
Tron Areas, is because people like
the first Tron.
It's kind of like the DVD sales
if I was much earlier.
People just like enjoy the first movie.
They don't, it's not good, but they like it.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
And that's enough for studios to be like, okay, every 10 or so years, we'll try again.
Yeah, but like there's also, but there's also the business argument.
Like the producers and the people in those meetings that influence and politic for the movies that they want to get made.
That's true.
Like, I'm sure that Disney heard a lot more pitches about a Tron legacy sequel.
after that.
Okay.
And they probably said no.
Yeah,
because people don't like the movie,
which goes back to my point,
is that the movies are not good,
therefore you cannot build.
It's not like,
not like sports where you can like,
a guy had a bad season
or got had it back or a week and like,
all right,
well, next year you're going to get it back.
You're going to get it back.
They don't,
there's too much money online.
Yeah.
Like, it just doesn't,
it doesn't work that way anymore.
And so, again,
we are literally only here
because people have,
fondness for that first
1982 Tron. They just liked
it enough. Not good,
but they liked it enough. People
saw something in there. There's like,
let's try and build
a universe out of that.
And they've tried twice now.
And it has it
out of plan.
I don't think
I'm not ready to say that Tron is like
dead.
But brother, it is a hospice.
We are getting close.
should we be saying our goodbyes
we should just prepare
for the inevitability
of death for all of us
right
but when you think about
like who's going first on the list
like who's up next
on the the grim reapers chart
Tron is
close
fluctuating yeah you got to check the heart
rate monitor
it's not good
grim but
we had fun potting about it
I had fun
I'm glad you're here
here. I'm glad you're here. I'm happy
that we're doing this. And the lights
are on. We have lights. In the studio.
It's nice to have lights. It's lights on the studio.
Undisclosed location in Los Angeles.
Raining. No leaks in
the walls that we can find, but you know,
the day is still young and rain
will still persist. But we will still
persist here on the Ring of Vers.
And don't forget that this week,
House of Art is going to be giving you
their long-awaited look
at Night of the Seven Kingdoms with our
trailer breakdown. Tomorrow, the Midnight of the
Midnight boys are going to be giving you a great pod on Wednesday.
And later, Button Match is going to return as well with their look.
The 5th anniversary of Majora's Mask, along with Pokemon, and a bunch of other stuff.
Tune into that as well.
Jomi, do you have any parting words for the people before we thank our great producer, Dev?
Besides thanking our great producer, Dev, rest of the piece, DeAngelo,
incredible music just hurts to wake up and see that.
just one of like a pioneers of music.
That's terrible.
But other than that, no, man, great potter with you.
Again, thank you, Deb.
Thank you, Arjuna.
And we'll see you guys.
Next time.
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