The Ringer-Verse - White Girl Movies Draft | The Midnight Boys

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

The Boys are back, and they’re drafting white girl movies! From Meg Ryan to Lindsay Lohan, they draft in five categories: Fantasy/Action, Romantic Comedy, Musical, Drama, and Wild Card. (0:00) Intro (9:29) White Girl Movies Draft (1:27:05) Outro Hosts: Van Lathan, Charles Holmes, Jomi Adeniran, and Steve Ahlman Producers: Aleya Zenieris, Devon Baroldi, and Devon Renaldo Additional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopowell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You know what I'm saying? Stop gatekeeping. Stop gatekeeping the episodes. Because people really, they don't be replying. I'm like, yo, tell them what? I mean, that's also a failing on Jomi's part.

Jomey? There are certain things that Jomey is really, Jomey has great instincts. You just maxed I didn't answer your text last time. I know you did. Jomey has great instincts for clips. But then there are things that Jomey let's fall through the cracks. Like, for example, with the Tupac clip,

with the, not the Tupac clip, we give our top five, the final top five doesn't, making it to the clip, Jomi doesn't take. And then people are bad because they like, we didn't discuss most deaf. Oh, we didn't talk about most deaf extensively.

We didn't talk about Tupac. Oh, we did talk about them. It's almost like the goal of the clip is to make people go to the video. Or maybe to piss them off so they won't go to the video. And then they don't know what episode is from because that's not down there.

But you know what? I just got to say something, Jomi. Jomi, you're the man. You're the man. But Kai and Jack, when they cut in clips, they change in the game. That's all I'm saying.

That's all I'm saying. I can't. I can't do that. That's a step too far. I can't because the amount we be going viral, if we being honest, these are my, these are my men's. Jomi's better. Jomey's better.

I'm just saying, Kai. They are on his heels. I got a list because, see, I'll be in these, y'all don't even know. I'd be in these fucking meetings. Just dick ride and just talking y'all up to these people. Just, oh my God, how good is Kai. How good is Jack? How good is Jome?

We got the best fucking. youngsters in the whole fucking game. I sound like I'm talking about the fucking Duke basketball tip. We got the best prospects. Can't be being real. Jummi kind of built the blueprint. He did. He did. But you can always

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Adam is Mao's husband. Adam is dope. Adam is the fucking man. I always end up sitting next to Adam when we got to him. I'm like, yo, what's going on? Adam. Adam is a couple of years older than me. But Adam got video games, knowledge.

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Yeah, wait. Plenty of a game left. We should have, we should have done it. We should have done it. We should have done it. They beat us to it. I feel played. As well as there's Stranger Things deep dive.

Have no interest in Stranger Things. I've decided. Yeah. I don't care. We're going to hear, if it's fire, like, we come back. They're like, yo, this is gas. Man, you got locked back in, then maybe. But that'll be like in, like, January.

I'm not watching the O.T. run. That's for y'all. I stopped around season two, but I just did see a clip on socials of 11 training and jumping in the car. I was just like, what the fuck is happening? When did she become a super? I mean, she'd been to super for a minute. Not jumping, doing backlips. Is that some shit that's new? She got some prequel power. She got the Jedi doing flips down. I'm being so serious. I just thought she had some mind shit. No, no, that's new. That's new. I mean, she always, nah, I mean, she always has expanded. But yeah. She, uh, she has. She, uh, she has. She leveled up.

She's been in the gym the last, like, 10 years that we've been listening. I don't think I care. I've been watching the Americans. That's all I care about. The Americans? I love that show. Kids fighting demonic stuff. Welcome to Dairy.

Great stuff. Is Welcome to Dairy Good? Allegedly. It's really good. I don't want to be scared. Next Thursday, Min Edition is back with their reviews. Zootopia, too. I say something about the first Zootopia.

The first Zootopia, there are things that just are funny to me, that just make me laugh crazy. I was on higher learning. This preacher said, something about the rat. I saw that. That's really funny. And I just go crazy.

We'll have to just certain things. There's a scene in the first utopia that to me is one of the funniest scenes in any animated movie ever. Who is the guy? So they go to like a cart and there's like a weasel or a ferret. And he has a toothpick.

Oh, right. Yeah. And she says something. He flicks the toothpick in her face. Just, he goes, he goes, yeah, boom. And then he runs. I'm in the feet of the going to go. People are laughing because I cannot stop.

It's the funniest thing in the world to me. I don't know why. He just flicks the toothpake pick in her face and he takes off running. He's selling the bootleg DVDs. He's selling the bootleg DVDs. Yeah. And he flicks the toothpick at her.

And it's something that you've seen like, Slicy characters in those movies do before. But it's a fox dude. He's doing it to her. That shit is funny to me, though. I'm fucking sorry. What is Zootopia 2 about? It's probably a new case.

Are we? This is when I say we are getting a little too well because like was Zootopia 2. I'll be seeing people be like, yeah, fuck Zootopia. That copaganda bullshit. Racist. I'm just like, there's some animals. It's about it's about racism. It's about how racism is bad.

I'm sorry, bro. We're going to see that shit, man. Zootopia was fun. apologize, guys. You know what I mean? I understand what you're saying. Paul Patrol and all that. I hear you.

Let the kids watch some Paul Patrol. Let them watch some Zootopia. The Power Rangers, etc. We're going to see that shit. And we're going to read, exterminate all the brutes after. I even like the interracial one with the elements. Elemental.

Elemental. Yeah. We're going, but we're going to see. But they never, my only thing is, don't be cowers. They never really be showing us how, like, the shit, It's like I want to see how the Fox and the Bunny get down. No, that's, you go to the other side of the internet for that. Wait, what?

You guys, when you watched the first utopia, you weren't thinking the same thing? That's, no. Everybody's preached out about this. Why would you do that? They can't have kids? Is that not a part of life? They could. I don't think the Fox and the Bunny could have kids.

I don't think that's possible. Let's say they could. We don't got to show it. They could just like had the kids. Remember in a Shrek? When Donkey and... They had the Redmond. They had the babies.

And then they had... That hybrid dragon. Dragon donkeys in his final line. We ain't got to show them, but we can just, you know, they can just have it. That's, that, that doesn't, that's against the laws of nature. Almost talking. Oh, interracial love is against a loss of nature. Wow.

Interspecies is. Oh, well, now, now we're getting. Interesting, man. Interesting choice. Interracial. Got you. Fine. Interspecies. Problemomatic.

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We are drafting the white girl movies of all history. This is the white girl movie draft Charles, Explain what that means. All right. So, honestly, I feel like we can debate it because white girl movies, I think we know what they are in our, you know, to us. But when I was coming up with this, I was just like, okay, let's take something like a breakfast at Tiffany's. Is that a white girl movie or is that a movie with a white girl? You fucking up, bro.

How? That's such a fuck up. It's like to mention that movie before we draft. We can't do that. We need to discuss what a white girl movie is. should have done something. You can't... You got the old people movies.

That's all you. All right. If we're not calling Brex's at Tiffany's that Tiffany's their old people. Like, I did fuck up. When the Brevis's Tiffany's come out. It's like, it's, these are movies that hold

either white girls in the movie in a specific light or are loved by white women. Hold on. Yes. In specific. Brevers of Tiffany's not an old people movie. It came out in 1961.

Bro, they didn't even have, segregation was still going on, What you mean? But it's a classic. It's not an old. It's old, though. It's not on my list is what I'm saying. I'm sure it wouldn't be on your list, but that's because you don't really know anything yet.

I've seen Bifference of Tiffany's. I don't think you've seen it. Like, and so what I'm telling you is just, Jomi, God damn it now. You see, white girl movies to me are different. Bill Russell had two championships when I came out. I don't know what to tell you. Will, Will was a prospect. Will was a prospect.

Undrafted. Like, he was in the league, but he hadn't made a mark on the league quite yet. He didn't put the 100-point game up yet. So you're saying it's either white women who are in the movie who have made an indelible mark on white women. And then white women, when they are, like, let's hear out of party, they're like, we got to watch blah, blah, blah. We know, because I think there are, I feel like we know white girl. movies when we see him.

Yes. These are movies that exalt the white girl and movies that white girls love. That's exactly what I was seeing. Because I was thinking about one movie in particular since we can't mention movie names. I'm not going to say it. But there was one where I was like, this on the surface seemed like a white girl movie. But if you like strip it back a little bit. I know exactly the movie you're talking about it.

It's not a white girl movie. It's not a white girl movie. So I'll ask one more question. I won't list the movie. But let's say there's a lead actress in a movie who not white, but white girls love the movie. I want to hear it. Not like, when you get to it, I want to hear it because I think this is a thing as well.

I think this is a thing as well. I want to hear it. The question does a white girl movie, a movie with, that's four white girls, does it have to have a white lead? And I was asking myself this question, I'm not fucking sure. No, because sometimes even in the rom-coms, let's say the man is white. Right. But the lead could not be white.

But if the man is white, it could still be... But if a white girl put me on to the movie, then I'm like, that's kind of a white girl's. And this is not to say that, like, only women like these movies are just four. Charles, Charles. We're not talking about the movies that used to play in the background where he was going snow. Netflix and Chill. That's a different draft entirely.

My bad. We're not talking about background movies for ski trips. Right, right, right, right. Picking up bunnies when I was slowly. A hundred-per-titchin chance to snow. We're not talking about that. Back in the days. Back in the day.

You doing your thing and Netflix is like... Are you trying to TV? For three episodes, you haven't touched not one button. All right. Alea. What's the order of this draft? The order of the draft will be Charles first, then Jomey, then Steve, and then Van, because he sassed me today. Can't happen.

Like, we... What? What? Steve, like, it can't happen. Steve has to be last... This is my Gouverous, so I feel very comfortable. No one can't... Happy to go last.

Happy to go third. Alea, that was a perfect draft order. And I also liked the fact that Alaya put a foot down, but I had to pick it up just slightly. All right, let's start. All right. So, guys, y'all know how the drafts work. We're going to snake order. For this white girl movie draft, we have five categories.

Fantasy action superhero, all encompassing in one. Then we have romantic or comedy. musical, drama, wildcard. Wow. Love it. Sound good? Where we at? All right. Damn. Pick of the litter. All right. In romantic slash comedy,

I think I'm going to go with probably the number one overall pick. I think I got to go Mean Girls. Oh, that's great pick. Mean Girls. That's got to be a first rounder. Mean Girls really just did some damage, especially when I was in high school. Shout out Tina Fey.

Shout out Lindsay Lohan. Great fucking movie. Yeah. Actually, like, legitimately hilarious. Even if you're not white or a girl, like for me. Actually, mean girls to me is the, it is the epitome of what the white girl movie can be. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, want to know what it is to me, it is like what super bad was to white boys. Mean girls is to white. Super bad was generational. Everybody loves it. It also was like one of the last times that we could just enjoy. white. Because we, we have conversations

and we start talking and it's basically like, no, we're not really trying to, but I think that this is this is going to be somewhat controversial. Okay. I want enough representation

for an accurate depiction of what society is. So I love seeing black stories that I can relate to. We don't talk enough about one of them days, but I love seeing that. because that's something I can relate to.

But I also like seeing movies that are just about people where I don't really see myself in the movie. I like sometimes being transported to the world of white. Fucking Rounders, right? Rounders? I can't see no niggas in that.

I'm sorry. Every time I look at Rounders, I go, does this movie need, no. Because whoever was going to be the black dude, like if they had to pop the, popped up and put like Chris Tucker and Rounders. I'd have asked him, why are you hanging around them? Right.

So you're saying that you would have made Rounders like 10% better. And I love Rounders. It's a part of movie. I love Rounders. Rounders is one of those movies that just did not need any black people. When I look at the movie, I'm going to be like, my brother, what are you doing? Okay, but what if there's a scene where Matt Damon is at the table and instead of like just one of them guys next to him is Chris Tucker. and with the Russian, and they all go, they all going for.

Rush hour and he's playing craps. It would be hilarious. But what I'm saying is that sometimes, and this is why it's very important to have all of these different creative minds, because that lets you take a vacation in the white world. After you, just take a little bit of white. And you want to know I like being girls. That was the last time of comedy where it's like, damn, we could be super racist up in this bitch.

We could be, you could be making fun of the gay, but you could be all this shit. Nobody's apologizes. It's just like, it's funny. And I was just like, damn. they wasn't doing this for the reboot. I'll tell you why, because, like, when you take that, when you take that vacation into the world of white, you also got to put your big boy pants on sometimes. They did not apologize.

You know, it was 2003. It's go, you watch it now on Paramount Plus, whatever, it's got the forward. It was a different time. It was a different time. You know, got some jokes that we would have made today. They don't make them like this. Yo, Lizzie Lowhead was on a run with this game out. She had me watching her fully reloaded.

I'm like, why am I watching? People need to understand how important Lindsay Lohan was back in, like, 04. I've set this multiple times on Twitter. And I'm not going to say to movies now because you might draft them. But there's a run from, like, the late 90s to 2000 and, like, 5 of just, like, banger after banger. Do you want to our thing? I mean, I know, like, the big thing on rewatchables is, like, the Tom Hanks 90s run with, like, Apollo 13 in Philadelphia, toy story, the whole thing. if I'm being completely honest

and maybe this is just me being hyperbolic I feel like for my generation, that's our Tom Hanks'ren. All right. What are you like? I feel like we can find something different. What do you, it's LeBron with the four trophies.

You think confessions of a shopaholics? First of all, it's confession of a teenage drama queen. Have some shame. Teenage drama queen. Have some respect for the goat. Fantasy action superhero. I am going Twilight. Oh.

Banger. Good. Going Twilight. That set the stage on fire, man. Everybody in their mamas, not only had the books, was going to the movies. I just...

Sound track was crazy. Sound track was amazing. Wolfs. Wolf. That's a new moon. I mean, I think he encompasses the whole thing. Right, right. I could never understand.

It wasn't until later that you'd grow up. I could understand why anybody would pick, like, why there was such back and forth between Jacob and Edward. You know what I'm saying? because, I mean, you know, Jacob's cool, you know what I'm,

or Edward's cool. Now I'm getting confused. Which one was the vampire? Jacobs's the wolf. Everyone that wanted to hook up with the baby. Jacob's, yeah, Jacob Redesme, which by the way, somebody, I saw it on Reddit or something,

somebody, a teacher had their first day at school and there was a Redesme in the class. Like the name Redisbe? You guys, because I read the books, do you guys remember the whole plot line where Jacob essentially is like imprinting on the base? On the baby.

I know of that. Everybody talks about it's very inappropriate. It's weird. It's not okay. Even as a kid, I was like, it does seem a little bit racist that the Native Americans got to be the fucking wolves.

Like, this is, the way they was, I was just like, this ain't really. Again, hey, it was a different time. It was a different time. Massive upgrade for Robert Pattinson, put him on the map.

What animal would the black people have been? You don't want to know the answer to that question. Like, what animal would the black people have been? You don't want to be. There were black vampires and twilight. I know that there was. But I'm talking about, They made the Native Americans wolves as a deal.

Right. What animal would we have been? Honestly, probably if we're being real, probably like something African, so I'm saying, like a, like a lion. Like a lion? A lion. We would have taken that to the lions or something? We would have taken that to a lion.

I'm taking it after a lion. I'm taking that. Wait, Panthers? Panthers? Panthers would be, if I could turn into a fucking panther, bro. Panthers. Panthers fucking words. I fuck with that dumb as shit.

That's fucking shit is awesome. That'd be tight. All right. I'm drafting. I got to say something. I. Look at this, and this might be a white woman movie. It's a little bit more serious.

It's a little bit more serious. I'm going to take it in the category. Let's see which category I want to take it in. I'm going to take it in drama. Drama. I'm going to take it in drama, and I'm going to go Thelma and Louise. Hell yeah. Classic.

I didn't even know if this would count. Delma and Louise. It's just a classic. I never thought of it as a white woman movie. It's the white woman. Can I tell you why? Can I tell you why Thelman Louise is, to me, the defining white woman, white girl movie of all time? Go for it.

All right. Number one, white women doing crime. Yep. Love that. White women doing, think about this. For everybody else, crime is a scourge. There's only one group in America where crime can set them free. And that is the white woman.

The archetype of the white woman. like held down feminist like they can't escape right men in society what do they do to break free and bond crime they go on a crime somebody else crime gets you fucked over not for these white ladies liberation liberation

crime brings them together in a specific way where they form a bond a bond that then is contagious outside of the movie. I told you guys this story before. There was a white woman named Sunny, who, when we lived in Harthorne, was like the lady that owned the apartments.

Oh. Sonny was like a landlord. And Sunny, who was like a hippie white lady that lived in Topanga, told my mom, there's one movie that you have to see. And my mom was like, what?

And she was like, Thelma and Louise, you have to see this movie. You have got to see it. You have to see what happens to you. It's going to change your mind. It's going to free you. Give you power. We're going to blow shit the fuck up together.

We're going to run from the police. We're going to leave these white men behind. We're going to get on the road. And then what are we going to do at the end? Die. Die for no reason. I mean, it's that or go to jail. That's why you could never do a black recast at Thelman Louise?

Because two black women are never going to be like, we died. Excuse me. They tried to do a black Thelman Louise. It was essentially. Queen and Slim. I was, and that shit ended up in the most tragic fucking way ever. Brick.

Thelman Louise drive off the edge of the key. And they're holding hands and it's amazing. And it's over. Life over. They intend to hereafter. But I'm telling my, I'm getting out of that bitch. I'm like, all right. I'm going to jail? Hey, you got to jail or die?

Yeah. They're white women. They're going to get white sentences, bro. They get five right out of two and a half of behavior. Delmond Louise are back on the street. in 18 months. What are you fucking out of your mind?

What are you talking about? What are like Selma and Louise? Why are white people so comfortable with death? Whenever I'm around white people, they're like, well, if we die, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want it. Like, y'all are so, just like, whatever. I like my life. Dying instead of go to, like, the minimum security

prison. Yeah. With the garden, and the cable TV. I know that they're not going to none of that. Thelman Louise are, Thelman Louise, legitimately, after they get arrested, they on GMA in two weeks holding hands telling their story. They're crying in front of the judge.

They're like, come on. They're crying in front of the judge. They're out of here. They got a book deal. They got it. Yeah. Can I also say this from my journey at LA jury duty? Shout out.

Shout out. All the lawyers. All the, all the fucking judges. These motherfuckers don't care anymore. Motherfuckers was crying up on that stamp being like, I can't be a jury. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

I was like, Jesus, right? I like that type of shit. No, my miss, oh my God. All right, Steve. You got two choices.

Okay. Hmm. I feel like the, I think the essential pick that I've got to have first, I'm going to put this in the fantasy

action superhero genre. That's going to be the Princess bride. It's not exactly like the forefront of white women, but like I learned about this from white women. It's probably like a perfect movie. And it's this, this idea of fantasy that is the idea that like I first became like self-aware

of the fact that fantasy can be silly and it can be fun and Joe doesn't like this. Total disagree. You should be ashamed of yourself. Also, I just, wait, fourth overall. Fourth overall, Princess Bride, first of all, total disagree. So total disagree. Okay. Shame.

Shame for shame. I mean, I don't know this thing. It's a, it's a white people movie. White people. I don't know if it's specifically white girl. Okay. No, let no. No, you picked it.

It's over. No, no, I'm not backing away. I'm not backing away. It's locked. You picked it. I'm not backing away. As you wish. But I'm saying, it's like, it's like, I don't know that it's a white girl movie.

I feel, I feel slightly played by you. This is tough. Played. Yeah. Why? What makes me so wrong? What about this great movie feels so wrong? It's not the movie's not great

Everybody loves the Princess Bride That's the reason they show it in class To every single 10 year old across the world But that's where I'm at is like That's a that's the thing You would have been able to get this once again Yeah You probably could have got it later

But what's your next If it's you know It's not a draft Steve not Go ahead Steve Okay fine under comedy I'm picking my favorite rom-com ever It's you've got male

Ooh any of these movies will do I feel I feel like a white woman When I watch this Every day is a crisp fall day in New York. I'm going to get Starbucks. I'm falling in love with Tom Hanks, who is a raging asshole in this movie.

F-O-X. F-O-X. And it's great to know that the Fox family would have gone bankrupt from Amazon just a few years later. They're done. They're out of here. Do you think the reason why we get like sucky rom-coms now is because like all of the places and all the

jobs that used to be like, bookstore's a romantic. Like coffee shops where you can sit there all day. It's hard to do. do the fucking rom-com in the AI data center. For real! What's the meat cute like when you go, man? I mean, you can still do it. I think the math actually is that nobody went to go watch those movies.

You go on a Blank Street coffee to find your wife? Like, where are you going to find your fucking wife? That's true. Where do you go to find your wife? We don't got borders. They're talking about Ix. Borders was so romantic. You would be listening to free CDs.

You got to go to the wine bar now. Wait, wine bars. I love going to wine. I don't know, man. Now I remember as a kid when I was at Borders and the had like the CD selector where you could like sample the music. Man, those Barnes and Noble trips. It's just a fun

place. We got a lot of books. We like places with books. We do. Tom Hakes drove Meg Ryan out of business. Yeah, and then she still got with him. Crazy. All right. My turn? Yeah. Romantic comedy. Legally blonde. Great.

I knew it. I was, that was the knew it. Legally blonde. I was there. Legally blonde. I was there. Legally blonde. Could there be an entire, like, Rees-Risthoon run in this draft? Because I feel like she's got a... She got like five movies, dog. Yeah. Rees the ghost.

Yeah. Rees might be the white girl goat. Rees. Okay. Real quick, break out for a white girl movie. Who's... Do I have to put the list at the...

Sandra Bunk is up there. So this is the... This to me is the final white girl, white girl movie. Are we doing top five or top ten? Let's just talk about it. Let's just talk about it. Reese is up there. Reese is up there.

Rees is up there. St. Sender Buk is up there. Julia Roberts is up there. I think Juillian Roberts is that. Actually number one overall. Okay, who else? Meg Ryan.

Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan is up there. Meg Ryan is way up there. Way up there. Way up there. Is Jennifer Anderson or she didn't have enough moves? She didn't get there. She, shout out to her.

Jennifer Anderson, that is. She tried to fuck over Jamie Fox. You got a shout out Anne Haffaway? Oh, and Hathaway. For sure. Got a shout out Hathaway. Man. What you really think about it, man.

Reese, Reese got hits, man. Reese is Across the middle. Drew Barrymore. How do we not say Drew Barrymore? Oh my gosh. Camer Diaz.

Like it's like, but it's, if it's five, and I'm not talking about the five greatest, I'm talking about the five. It's Julia Roberts. Julie Roberts. Reese.

Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan. Bullitt? Bullock for sure. Yeah. So then who? Then who's five? Who's the fifth?

I do think it's probably Drew. It's probably Drew Barrymore. Drew Cameron Diaz? It could be Drew. No, Drew over, drew over Cameron Diaz. I think Drew slightly edges Cameron Diaz. I love Cameron Diaz, but...

I mean, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. But it's like, it's tough. Wait, what's our, what's our... What's our girl from, uh, from Marty Supreme? Oh, um, uh, Guineathopatra? Gwyneth Paltrow? Nah.

No? No. Yeah. Yeah. That's... Nah. But she, Gwen Paltrow was in, like, serious. Oh, we counted Miss a ripment like shit.

Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? . Like, can we go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Back, yo, Alea, everybody in the back. Are we forgetting anyone?

No, but I think you're underplaying Anne Hathaway. Okay. We are. Ann Hathaway's in the top five. Yeah. She's not? She could be in the top five. There's a lot of room for discussion.

What do you have against Ann Hathaway? I don't have anything. I'm just saying that some of her films get out of the white girl situation. I don't want to play it out. Two of the greatest of all times. I don't want to play it out. specifically like white girl. Let's do this.

at the end. Sure, sure, sure. Let's do this at the end. We're giving away draft. All right, we back to, who's, who's up? It's my turn. I was really hoping to sneak legally blonde past y'all. But if that's not what it's going to be, then I'm going to go, I could take this in,

I'm going to go musical. I'm taking pitch perfect. Okay. All right. All right. Pitch perfect. Solid. Anna Kendrick.

Kendrick. They put on. over there. Shout out the bells. The Acapella movement in general. The Cups song feed fed families. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I have not watched this movie ever on principle. I can't. On principle? What's the principal? What does it bump up? You don't need to see like the third pitch perfect, but you see the first. I was in the trenches.

I was listening to fucking young dog and shit. I was like, I can't do pitch perfect. Is that because it was in like the Glee era? I can't be. I can't be. It's like this is the thing. Oh my God. I'm like, I'm not.

I'm watching no fucking old. Little dirt. You, little dirt stuff? I'm not doing it. You bitch-ass, nigga. You're trying to say you too tough for pitch-prudicca.

No, no, no, no. I'm saying my ears are too fucking immaculate versus fucking bullshit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There was somebody from Baton Rouge in that movie, so I had to support it. Okay.

So you had to support it. There's some girl that went, that she went to Parkview Baptist, and everybody in the town was talking about the fact that she, she had pissed purpose, so I supported it because I forgot who she is.

I'm sure she's doing a great shout out to her, but it was delightful. Yeah, great singing. Hey, you guys know, you guys want to hear one of my worst ideas ever. Okay. I thought during the Drake and Kendrick battle that Anna should have played into it

and did, and she should have been Anna Kendrick Lamar. See, that's a perfect like 2013 bit. I don't think that would have flown to that. She should have done Anna Kendrick Lamar. You can't do that after 2020. And she should have wrapped to not like us. Right.

And she should have used that to go viral. Again, could have done that in like New Girl era, but no. I apologize. I apologize. I already said we got to move on. Chuck. Charles, got two. All right, I got two.

Let's see. All right. I don't know if I can, I can choose this one in drama, but I think I could pull it off. Go for it. Because we were throwing so much dirt on her name, I have to go with Devil Wears Prada in drama. Okay. One of just one of my favorite honest movies of all time. Fucking shout out, Meryl Streep.

Is this? This isn't Merrill Street's best role, but is this like... It's probably your best no role. Is it more iconic role? Yeah, just like, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know. Just thinking of, I guess it is. Maybe it would have to be. Is it?

Well, but you think of Mel Street. What do you think of? I mean, you don't think of the post. There are many, many, many, many. I'm talking about for the, not, but maybe it was the obituary. There would be like, it's like, well, there's another. Man, she's still young. I'm not.

Don't do that. It's like Manhattan. Don't put that in the air. Don't put that in the air. I mean, Death Becomes her is my. That's an amazing Merrill Street. Like, Devil Ours Prada is probably the signature role for Merrill Street. Yeah.

But if you are my age, Death Becumns are so good. Like, there are so many Merrill Street roles. You guys? There are so many Merrill Street roles. It's not Big Little Lie Season 2? Oh, no, she's doping that, though. But, but, when I think of Merrill Street and movies that I loved her in, is Death Becomes her.

It's another movie that I never saw called She. devil. I've never seen she devil. I've definitely never seen fucking she devil. Meryl Streep, Ed Bagley Jr., Roseanne Barr. She devil. Wow, what a cast. I'm telling you, it's is, it's,

I got a long history. Rosanne and Barr, an overweight unkept woman seem to be, wow. Y'all never, what a, y'all. Y'all got to watch these movies, man. She devil. You know what? I'm doing something. We're going to your house to watch She Devil on 2Bit right now. I'm doing a Van Lathan film film

festival. I'm serious about that. Alaya's going to help me put it on. What was that Dennis Quaid movie that you were talking about that you loved? Interstellar? No, no, no, no. What? Not interstellar. It was like when he was super young that you were talking about that he was in, that you loved. Dennis Quaid. Which one? Dennis Quaid movie.

Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid comedy from like the early 80s. This would go on the Van Lathen. It's not interstellar. No, not interstellar. Inner space. Inner space where he goes into the, yeah. Yeah. I want, I I want you, I want you guys to see She Devil.

You guys got to see the movie. I'm down. You got to see She Devil, man. This is a stupid, you got to see it. Anyway. All right. So I think I still got romance. Wait.

You still got to, you know, you got drama. You got drama and, um. I got fantasy. I got musical. I got Wild Card. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what?

I think in Wild Card, I'm just going to take it off the board. this movie actually did hit like an atom bomb. I don't know why I watched it at like the age of fucking 12 but the notebook went crazy. The notebook was... The notebook went crazy.

That's twice. Because now I know what I got to do. But like the notebook is one that you have to do it. You got to do it. I'm surprised it's still here. Honestly, did I tear up a little bit? It's a fucking story.

The reason why the notebook is still here is because of it. Steve. Yeah. Why? Just, you just, every draft.

Oh, like I should have, like I fucked up not taking the notebook. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now,

then I, I, I can't take it because I got movies that I have to have on this list. Right. But yeah.

But that's against the bit. I draft for me. Every time is what we do. But again, like that's why we love you, baby. Thank you, man. Yeah.

Ryan Gosley, Rachel McAdams. Yeah. I'll tell you something. Rachel McAdams was on her way. Yeah. To be in that girl.

Hall of Fame at this white girlness. She was grabbing at it. Rachel McAdams was like, yo, you know what? Then you know what she said? Fuck that. I want to be serious. Then she went for that. But she was right there.

She was going to be one of the ones that was going to take it. Mean girls, about time, the vow, red eye. Great fucking movie. And then wedding crashers as well. Wedding crashes, which one. She showed up in the Snyderverse and it was all. And then that's, she's like, you know, she didn't want to do it. You mean Amy Adams?

You mean Amy Adams. Damn. Racist. Yeah. That's bad at him. He doesn't. That's bad at me. Yeah, but y'all can't get mad at me.

That's right. I can't because we can't. We can't. All right, yo. I need to get mad. No, I need to stand up. These white weights. No, no.

Steve. Steve, going for it. Yeah, that's you. Steve, go for it. I'm not even that man. No, no. I'm not that bad. Amy Adams and Rachel McAdams.

I mean, like, yeah. Jomi's drafting. Oh, it's my turn. I'm going to go. in romantic and comedy, and I'm going to go with 10 things I hate about you. Damn it! That's good.

You fucked up the draft once against you. That's so good. Love this fucking movie. Ten things I hate about you. Rest of peace, Heath Ledger Man. What performance. I forget the actresses name, but she was in a bunch of stuff.

Julia Stiles? Julia Stiles. Oh my God, yes. I had to make a crush on Julius Stiles. She was the best. Because she is. This is late for me. This movie came out, what, 1999?

I was three. I had to watch this, like, when I was like, can I be honest with y'all for a second? Can I just, just the four of us for a year? You watch this with the white woman? No, no, no, no, no.

That was a time I was down bad, bro, my life. You jerked off to me? Just the time? Oh, my God. Why would you go there? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, my God. Hold on. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, geez. I was right. Hold on. No, no, no. All right, let's go into the list of excuses.

Actually, top five white girl movies. Strait. Top five, right. Yeah. What? No, I didn't jerk off to this movie. I was just, I was in a, like, I was in a rut. And so all I did was watch romantic comedies.

Oh, like, for your mental. For my mental. All right, right, right, right. Which is I watched, I watched all the, like, you got male, sleeping to Seattle. Right. Like just all the classics. She's the whole thing.

And this was the one that like I had, you know, heard before, you know, seen the, the Tumblr gift sets. I was like excited to see what the whole thing was about. And it blew me off my feet. So, can I ask you something? So you're in this rut. You don't watch no black people?

Nah. It was just, it was all. It's real escape. You don't watch power. You'd rather watch Emily and Paris. Right. You don't watch any black romantic comedies. You only watch.

Well, because I had seen those. I've seen those. I've seen. I've seen loving basketball. You know what I'm saying? I've seen, what's it called? Best Man, Best Man's Holiday. Like, I'm locked in there.

These are the ones that I got to catch up on. These are the ones I got to go. Good safe. Good safe. I fuck with it. I don't like this, actually. I don't like it either. Not all.

Sorry, would you have referred to the other option? Who's drafting now? You. Okay. I got to take breakfast at Tiffany's. Have to take it. Have to take it. For a drama?

No, for a wild card. They're wild guy. I am the old guy of the crew. So these movies are skewing a little older for me. Just a little bit. I have to take breakfast at Tiffany's. Perfect movie. Because it is the fundamental, the anchor, the archetype of the white girl movie.

Yep. Okay? And like anything else, you'd have to take the white people would have to be in blackface. But you have to go that further back. Well, there was someone in yellow face. Some of you, in this movie. We dropped in the most racially. in the most racist draft.

I have to take breakfast at Tiffany's. I have to take it. Because it's the rock upon which the church has been built on. This is, I'm like, I'm drafting Bob Cousie. Bob Cucie. I'm drafted Bob Cousie. Before you get to Luca. Larry Burr.

Before you get to, you got to, you got to, I'm drafting Bob Coozy. So this is actually an interesting question. So if you take breakfast at Tiffany's, you're right. Like this is like the shape of the white woman. What are other movies? roles or whatever where you're like, damn, when I think about white women in movies, I'm just like, y'all built yourself around this.

Okay, so I'm going to mention a movie that could possibly be drafted, but I don't know that this is a white girl movie, even though it's, even the name of the movie is a white girl. Annie Hall. So I don't think that...

But it's not a white girl movie. I don't think Annie Hall is a white girl movie. Annie Hall is really about... the neurosis of Woody Allen more than it is projected onto her. This is another reason why 500 days of summer is not a white girl movie. It's absolutely not.

I thought, well, when it dropped to me it was, but if you look into the politics of the movie, you're like, this is a white boy 2000s. It is a movie about a white boy that it is obsessed with the archetype of the Mani Pixig, the Maniq dream, Was it, Manic Pixie Dream Girl? Manic Pixie Dream Girl?

And it almost to me killed that thing. Maybe it's, some people say it started it. I think that movie was the end of our fascination with that. Well, no, because then you had like New Girl a shit right after that. Well, she continued to do it.

Yeah, you, you didn't, it didn't stop yours. That's your shit. I love New Girl. What are you talking about? That is your type. That's your shit. Oh, stop it. Wait, whoa, Zote, you don't not your type.

Stop it. That's your... Wait, for real? Stop it. He said enough. He said enough. I saw the clip. She said enough.

She said enough. You know, don't go to... You're like, nah. You're like, nah. You said, no. That's your type of. No, it's not. Not clip farming me?

No, it's not. You guys, this is a moment where the real lives of the Midnight Boys bleed over into what we do on the podcast. Artem Tate's life, you know? Yeah. But, yeah, I have to have, I know... I have to have reference antipanies. I have to have it for my draft to be. shit. Okay.

Okay, so that's me. Two, come on, eh. You're already pissed off before I even go. Um, for my, okay, for my musical, I'm going with, I'm going with Mama Mia. That's a good bit.

That's a great. That's a good bit. That's a good bit. It's under duress because I like the sequel, here we go again, more than the original. But the first one was like a phenomenon. It's a great show. It's a great musical.

And that's a very white story with some banger Abba songs. Just fucking delightful. Mama, here we go here. Mama. Whose music is in that, bitch? Abba. Abba. Abba's got fucking kids.

Did you guys go to the Abba Museum when we're in Sweden? Yes. Oh, man. I wish I would have gone. It was crazy. Everybody was telling me it was crazy. If there was what group, like let's say, there was a Mama Mia, but you needed

the equivalent for all black people. Who would the group be? You mean like to, like a jukebox musical with all of this group's music? Yes. Okay. Would it I mean, you could do TLC, you could do... Would it be Desny's Child?

Destiny Child, yeah. Destiny's Child would probably be the best one. Because it is just because of the depth from the catalog. Not SWV? I don't know if they got enough his. I'll tell you, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

Nobody ever agrees with this take. SWV is my favorite girl group of all time. All right. They are. Over TLC? Yeah, I like them. And Desty's. Yeah.

I'm telling you, I like, no one, no one is ever going to agree. I can't close. You guys, I understand TLC, a million hits, big time hits. Desi's child, million hits, big time hits, all of that stuff. Right. Man, put on rain right now. Nigger. Put on that.

That, like, that music is the shit that transforms me. I was the guy, like, really getting into them. Like, I'm so into, like, SWV was my shit. That's my favorite girl group of all time. Also, speaking about our Black Queens, yo, have y'all seen the Tidre Moses video? Crazy. What happened? Come on now.

What? Man, that's what we're talking about. That's Louisiana right there. Oh, the tiny desk? No, the color studios. The color studios. Oh, no. Come on back, guys.

Come on, right. What we're going to do, I'm going to be respectful to Tidra Moses, but when I tell y'all go to South Louisiana, I'm going to be respectful to Tijuana. I'm going to be respectful to Tidra Moses. Joe Me. I'll be respectful to Tidra. When I tell y'all,

to go down there and get y'all a woman that can sing like that. This is going to sound so crazy. That reminds me of the women that raised me, like my mom and them, who could sing like that, who was in there making a yams, who was smart, who could run a household,

who had political takes, the brilliance and alluring nature of a South Louisiana black woman. I keep telling you, I got better go down there and find your bride. Let me Google what kind of what kind of prayer do I do. I better go down.

Word for word. But I'm telling you right now, everything I'm talking about, this is south of the break in the state. I'm not talking about North Louisiana. I can't pause for them. Counts for North Louisiana. But you can't.

I fuck with Faraday. I fuck with all of these other places. I can't, like, I can't speak for them. I might get you a South of Louisiana. I'm going to have to bring me on a flight to. Now, back to the white. Well, the question is,

Jomey, we got to give a, we got to give it. The question is, Joe Me, can you handle the thickness, though? That's the question. The question is, can you handle the thing? And by the way, Jomey, I know what I have to do,

but I don't know if I'm strong enough to do it. Jomey, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to say something else. You know, South Louisiana women, they very lively. They like to have fun. They're very boisterous. You might get somebody that got a dachry in her hand.

Mike cuss. Might say something. Can Jomey's conservatism? Handle the unbridled passion. He's a church boy. Of a woman, you know what I'm saying? Like from Baton Rouge, Alexandria, New Orleans. I even give Lake Charles a shout out, even though that's West.

Can Jomey, can you handle... Because you like them to, like, be on your program, but you're going to be on her. Can you handle a sister from Destrahan? Yeah. Huh? Can you handle somebody from Gonzales, nigger? What about Laplace, nigger? Can you handle somebody from...

These black women I'm talking about, cross the river. Marangorneuxville, Rosedale, Gross. Take. New roads. I want to believe that we can make something happen. That's what I'm talking about. Got to come home.

Gotta come home. Got to come home. Got to come home. They love you too, Jomey. Gotta go home. Think about this. Think about a beautiful, brilliant, beautiful, brilliant, talented woman

handing you a plate and going, I made this for you, baby. Not because she's trying to be subservient because she just wants to make sure you're fat. Jomi, that's what in South Louisiana for you. How I'm going to say is we see what's happening in the clay, you know what I mean? Texas, but at the same time.

You said, Texas. Hold on. Texas. But at the same time, it ain't as different as you think, though. It's as different as you think, though. I'm telling you. Not, shout out.

Here's the thing. Clay better than me. I would tell all y'all, y'all, nigg, shut the fuck up. Clay better to me, man. The way I'm playing, too, I ought to retire. I'd be like, I don't need this.

I don't need to. I'm not going to say nothing, but the karma came right back. Anyway. Come on. Jesus. Talk about that, man. You got to pick it. I got to pick another one, yeah

Okay, great What have I got left? Drama and Wildcard, okay, mm-hmm Drama is Okay For drama, I'm gonna go With 2005's Pride and Prejudice It's a great white girl movie

Never saw it. You never saw? Great movie That's the one with the- Matthew McFadion. I saw, Wamsgans. Kier-Ir-D-Lie? Nigger, I never fucking saw it. Wamsgance, Mr. Darcy,

You're going crazy? Yeah. Okay. This is for my real yearners. Mr. Darcy, they think of Tom Walsgams. Yeah. Okay. Which was I had to.

I'm a bit more of a Colin Firth. Yeah, I guess. But when I, again, this is me thinking about like the, the Tumblr gift sets back in 2012. Right. I'm seeing this. It's the hand. Yeah, it's the hand. It's here.

This is why I love it menpoys because this is where you get the real women's. Yeah. This is, yeah. I'll fuck with you. I fuck with you. I'm trying to impress a white woman. Like, yeah, I see. Pride and Prejudice?

Nick, I was 25. Not a real jerk. Skill issue. Can I say something about this, these classic white pieces of white? I tend to like, because so this pride and prejudice is period, right?

Yeah, period piece. I tend to like these types of movies when they're modernized. I know that that's whack. You like the Romeo and Juliet. I like the Romeo and Juliet. I like great expectations. That's actually one of my favorite.

movies of the 90s, great expectations with with Paul Trow and Ethan Hawke. Like, I tend to like these movies. I don't know why. I love the stories, but when I look at movies like Pride and Prejudice, I always think... What era does Pride and Prejudice take place?

It's like in the 1800s, I believe. I always think niggas is catching hell. Right? Right. Yeah, Jane Austen. I always think niggas is catching hell somewhere and why these white people have to do. Yeah. I mean, obviously. It's hard. And that's stupid of me. But I always like these movies. No, here's the thing that always in the back of my mind

because, like, they'll be going through it. They're like, my heart's so broken. I'm just like, all right, you whipping the slaves' backs. But this is in England, right? Yeah. You know, this is fucked, though. See, once again, we should be able to just watch the movie and just enjoy it.

But it's pride and prejudice I never saw that this is the shit. I'm curious about your period piece, like, because, like, you liked, like, the Bazelerman, Romeo and Julietts, but they're still speaking, like, the King's English. Yeah, but that's still bar. Like, they still got the swag. It took me a second to get into it. Right.

But then once I fell into that movie, man, you're there. I hate the fact that we always try to get, but Harold Perrinue and that bitch is holding that whole fucking movie, though, I've ever seen. Like, he is holding that whole fucking movie down. Harold Paranoeerner. I looked at that.

This is the shit that pisses me off when I think about the entire deal. I looked at that, and I'm looking at Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Daines. Claire Daines, who we haven't talked about. I'm looking at Leonardo, but more on TV. I'm looking at Leonardo and I'm going, that guy right there is going to be the biggest guy for the next 15 or 20 years, and then it's just not the rolls for it.

It's just not the rolls for him. Like, I'm looking at Harold Parenthood. I'll go, that, look at this, look at this magnetic performance. He's on the beach and he's dying, and like, it's like he's in the hollowed outstage, and it's like, a plague of both your houses. On both your houses! I'm like, oh, shit.

I'm looking, look at this fucking guy. John Liguizamo with the dual guns. Amazing. Great shit. Amazing. It's you. Musical. I got to go back to the 60s.

A sound of music. Oh, okay. That's not where I thought you were going to go. That's not where I thought you were going to go like Mary Poppins or some shit. Nope. I got to go a sound of music, though a dear, female deal. Like, it's... I can only say for myself because normally, again, these are movies that when we think about,

we think it's trickling white woman. I think it's a movie. I think of my mom. This is one of my mom's favorite movies growing up. And so she put this on for us at the crib of the movies. I don't love this movie because, like, I was out of kindergarten and the lead teacher was black. She put us out of musical. Oh, and I'm like, can we watch something?

I'm going to tell you something. This is a break. My mom, I hated this. Really? Really. How did she hate this movie? My mama wanted us to watch black people do music. Okay.

Like, my mama would be- You're watching the Wiz? The Wiz, bro. Yeah, but like, you can't deny Julian Andrews. You can't. The Wiz, bro. My mama would look at stuff

and my mama would be like, there's no black people singing the chocolate look at. Like, we are, this is a part of it. Yeah. Put on the Whiz. And then my mother

will watch the Whiz. My mother, there's no bigger Diana Ross fan in the world than my mom. Ah. But my mom will complain all through the whiz. Why? I hate the Whiz.

My mother would, my, that's crazy. That's the most anti-black A guy you've ever seen before your life. I don't like the, How you don't like the Whiz? I'm not brave enough to say that. I don't like the Whiz.

Insane Racismo. Come on, man. What do you mean? What is on down? What don't you like, Diana Ross? Michael Jackson? I like the component parts of the Whiz. And then when I watch that, honestly, also, this is partially because I, this was the

other. It was like a double feature. It'd be a sound of music and it'd be the Whiz. The Wiz freak me the fuck out, bro. Wait, you like a sound of music more than the Whiz? I have no thoughts on, I haven't watched either since I've been in kindergarten. I need you to make a decision, right? Make a choice.

Make a choice. Sound of music voice at the Wizz. Ease on down. Sound of fucking music. Damn. Crazy. Wow. Crazy.

Y'all not going to bully me? You're not going to bully me. Stand on your shit. Stand on your shit. Okay. They're going to kill me. That's how you feel. That's you.

I always knew. I knew that this motherfucker was going to be the one. Wait, actually, I will say the part of the Witt. What's the song on the Wizz where Michael Jackson going crazy they're going down going down he's on down he's on down

he's on down the road cool caring nothing that might be alone come on it's on down down down down the road

um the whiz is the shit actually we're gonna have to cut this I realized as a kid why I did fuck with the whiz because I was like I would watch the

regular wizard of awesome I'm like cool it's all fantastic it's all bright they began to do all fun shit and it's all

trashy in the whiz I'm like, damn, we can't even have a fantasy movie. We can't even... I was like, why ain't gonna look like this? It really be your own. It really be your own. As a kid, I was like, I don't know.

But Nigerians are the problem. You see what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? We see what I'm saying? We cut this. That's one for Joe me. It's crazy.

My turn, I got to go. I think I could get my next pick, so I'm gonna go with the heart on this one. go in Princess Diaries Oh And Wildcard Got a show Anne Hathaway some love You know Ball

And I got like So there's two things about this movie One time my dad Like my dad He's a teacher So he would bring movies on Fridays And one time he brought pencil diaries And I was mad

Because you know I was what Like a six year old boy I was like no dad I want to watch Transformers But he bought pins of Diaries and we watched it I was like This is what movies are all about

This is real cinema And so when I was in middle school, my parents wouldn't let me get the Simpsons books in the manga. So I just checked out the Princess Diaries books. And I, this is, I don't know if you guys know this, but I've read pretty much the entire series. I think there's two books. The Princess Diaries has books?

Yeah, by Matt Cabot. Yeah. You are, you are. What Lord? Jomi. I read the whole thing. Me is Remarkal. I'm going to be real with you, Jome.

That's almost the most bitch-made things. I don't know. I can't read, man. Stop. Stop. I'm sorry, He's reading. I can't read it.

No, this is why black people can never come up. Why is that bitch made? The Princess Diary Books, bro. He's reading. What are you talking about? I was in. How am I toxic?

That's so toxic. Fuck that. Have you ever read the all by my, Arbiofian, Malcolm X by Alexei? Oh, stop it. Have you ever? Stop. Wait, wait, wait.

No, that no. No. I know. I know he hasn't read it. Hold on. Hold on. Stop, man. He was 11 years old.

This is some old black man's shit. He's just like, yeah. Brits is dire to bitch made shit. It's so toxic. Me and Brian read the book. Me and Brian read the book? Yeah. All the bicycle.

We just to say. Can you list some real niggish shit that he could have checked out when he was eight years old? Oh, bro. This is so many things. I already read to the earth. I already read to animals. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

All right, cool. I had to lock in. Goosepuffs. So the problem with Van, of course you read Goodsmas. The problem with Van, though, is I did not stop at The Princess Diaries, and I read a whole bunch of Meg Cabot's books. Like what? Teen Idol, How to Be Popular, and the All-American Girls series.

I'm with you, man. I was locked. All-American girls? I was locked. All-American girls. Now, look, this is not. Madison, man. This is not me saying I haven't read White because I read the Rules of Attraction.

I read American Psycho. I read the whole run, the whole run. So I get it. During those formative years, if I had, like, it would be more like giving you the gray sports almond. You'd have been like a completely different person. Van, you're like giving you the gray sports almond.

I'm going back right now. Take that Princess Diary book out of your hand. They give you soul on ice. And then just like watch a totally different. A totally different. But I will say this get backfired because you want to know one of the books, they're like,

you should read some black history by grandparents. They gave me the big Carson book. Oh, that's crazy. Hey, you have to think about it. Hey, I read that shit too, though. At the time,

gift an hand. At the time. At the time. At the time. He was, this is why, but think about it, man,

I could have been at the Republican National Convention. Yeah, if you just give you the wrong. Like, wrong book. Like, but I'll tell you. You know that used to be a book that used to get a little kid.

He was, this is the problem. This is, Life is so long you can fuck your shit up. I could have been up there with Hersher Walker. He was the distinguished guy of all time. He separated the kids and the whole nine and then like just fucking went on. I mean, you want to know how it was a different time too?

Bill Clinton was the most popular white man in my grandparents' house. And now Donald Trump's up. A lot of the bill. Bill Cosby, we can keep going. Let's continue with the drive. His Princess Bride kept him on the straight and narrow. There you go. There you go.

You stayed there with the prince. says diaries and Anne Hathaway and shit. And you and her still, she's still rocking, you know? Year 23, man. Year 23. All right, who's next? All right. All right.

Action, superhero fantasy. I got to go with my girl who has a heart of gold and a heart of magic. I'm going Matilda. This was also one of my favorite. Favorite movies as a kid. Never see Matilda? Oh, it's classic. You never seen classic.

Miss Honey, right? That was. I know that little, that little, girl is Matilda. That's the Ronald doll book, right? Yeah. You've never, because I feel like I've read, I feel like I've read, I've read the books in class or something like I've never saw. That was one of those, hey, we put that on the class, y'all got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The next

90 minutes of y'all's. Man, I can't believe. Roll doll joint. Do, do, do kids be watching movies in school still? I wonder. They got to be. It's just got to be, like, different now. Do they still have the TV that they roll in? No. No, they be, I mean, even when I was gone up, they fased those out and they had the projecters. I had a rolling TV. I had the TV all up in the corner. You know how old I am?

I watched the Obama inauguration on a rolling TV. Damn. We had the rolling TV at the TV. I mean, we had projectors too. Yeah. But like we not the laminated joints. Like the ones like just the, you plug computer in and like. Oh, no.

We had overhead projector. Yeah, overhead projectors. I will say for our next draft, we should do a school movie draft because if you really think about movies that they let you watch in school, they always age the worst. Like they always ate. Like Gandhi? Come on. There was some bricks.

Tough. There was some bricks for sure. You know what we watched in school? We watched school ties with Brendan Fraser in school. Why? You watch school ties in school? Why? Two things.

One to talk about, and it was a very useful movie for both of these subjects. One to talk about, there was some book, there was some book or short story. I can't remember right now. That had to do it with an honor code at a school with his kid. One of his friends turned him in because they broke the honor code in school. It was a short story or a book, whatever, we were studying in it. I can't remember the name of it. It might have been a short story.

So we watched school ties because of that. And then we also watched it because we were doing some World War II stuff and we wanted to talk about anti-Semitism. So you watch school ties. And School Ties, one of the great anti-Semitism movies of all time because it shows how this guy was accepted by everyone and loved everyone. and how they learned one thing about them and it completely changed them and turned them

into Nazi cowards. So remember that coward! You ever see school tiths? Not recently. Oh, man, this one part with school ties, man, is very dramatic. So they hang the shit on there like the swastika

and Brendan Fraser sees it. Wals out comes back. Boom, the note. Whoever made the sign, meet me behind the dorm. And Brendan Fraser is standing there like fucking Superman, right? The rain and all of that shit.

Trying to see if anybody's going to come out to catch these motherfucking hands. And all of them. Cowards. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Anthony Rap, all of them. Anthony Rap. Cowers.

Cowers. All of them up there. Cole Houser. Everybody up there. Fucking cowards. Nobody came out to catch them hands. Very powerful. I've got one more musical.

I don't know if this counts. I might be cheating, but this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Can I pick Dirty Dancing? Do they sing in Dirty Dancing? They're dancing. Unfortunately, Charles is not a musical. But it's all about music and dancing, no. They got to sing.

Yeah, they got to sing. Nobody puts baby in the court. Dirty dancing. That was great. It was a great chance category. Not a musical. All right, fuck. All right, you know what?

Hmm. Then I have to go with, you know what? Hmm. Hmm. Actually, this is something that really just did do numbers. I'm going to go with high school musical. Okay. High school musical really is something that the white woman was going crazy.

I mean, a lot of, wait, wait, is this not a white girl movie? A lot of lawyers, you can draft it. I don't know that it is. In a white girl draft, especially with your last pick in the fifth round, like, I understand. But this is, it's movie Fed Families, but it changed lives for everybody. Jomys. Yeah, this is one Jomys.

This is one Jomey Jones. I had a power. Jummi Jans. This is not, I mean, my generation, for real. Like, this is the movie. This is the film. White, black, Hispanic, wherever you from.

How ridiculous. This is. No, no, no. Y'all not locked in. Sorry, quick, quick, we're different age. That's true. It was 2005. It was 2005.

You were 25. You was out in the club. I was. I wasn't in the club. Very broke, but yeah. I was in the crib. You know what I was doing? I was going through Hurricane Katrina.

Wait, have you ever watched a Disney Channel original movie? I watch High School Musical. I watched House of Musical, too. But what other Disney Channel original movies have you watched? I will talk about that, but I want to hear Jomey's thoughts on the movie because he's so passionate real quick. I mean, this is the kind of, it's only like 70 or 80 minutes. It's not even that long. But the impact this had on the youths, brother.

Let me, it took like 25 years for the record of High School Musical 2, like the most stream thing on cable, like in digital history forever. It took him so long to break it because that was, that was the moment, dog. You had to be there. You weren't there. So let me get this straight. You don't understand. You're too good for juvenile.

That's not what I said. I never said I was too good for juvenile. Don't let him lie to y'all. Didn't say I was too good for juvenile. So Juvie's whacked. I never said juvie was whacked. Never said Juvie was whack. Okay, all I'm saying is...

You don't want to listen to a Beanie, but you're listening high school music. I never said Beanie single... See, now you put the worse my mouth. Jomey, these last couple of weeks have been really illuminated. God forbid a man, a man be honest and share with his hummus. See, now, that's what... I'm fucking... No, no, no.

That's what I mean. No, you're not. Don't fucking lie, man. That's why people don't be honest. That's why people don't be sharing. Because they'd be honest and be like, hey, man, here's my truth. And you'd be like, lame man. You know what I said?

I never said that. You just called it. The audience is just watching this video. Jomey in the last couple weeks. Hey. You have besmirch power, but are the biggest Emily and Paris fan. That's fair. You have, when you could not check out manga,

you went straight to Princess Diaries. I just, I knew the title. Juvenile and Beanie Segal, but love high school. First of all, I didn't besmirge beanies Siegel. That was you. I did Juvia again. My fault. Oh, gee.

That's on me. I made a joke that did. Why do you uphold? But just to let you know. Just let some people know, you're talking. about high school musical. Like, niggas talk about I'matic.

Yeah, man. They set the streets on fire. They set the streets on fire. Again, y'all was outside. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Can I share something? The tapes went crazy in the streets, man.

Can I share something? Y'all wasn't there. When I had my birthday party, I made it a PowerPoint party, and I was like, you basically, you make a PowerPoint, and you do whatever, like, whatever presentation you want to make, like, everybody just does it, like five minutes, whatever. Jomi's PowerPoint was on why high school musical two is the best in the franchise and it's a generational film. I wrote an article about it on the rigger.com about the message.

I appreciate it. I just, in my opinion for you, what I want to see from you, Jomey, I want you to uphold and praise black art as much as you do white and white girl adjacent art. That's all I want. Okay. Does LeBron James count as black art? all right this is the ultimate that's my goat

all right who's next I'm next let's wrap this up you're paying ice school musical too no for drama

I'm going I'm going gone girl whoa whoa I like it I like it yeah

that is wrong to your dumbo louise joint there's nothing white women love more and come in crime

and get away with it tell him Ben Affleck, hey, man, you could tell everybody about all stuff I did, but then I could also tell them about you. Now you did me wrong. And now Ben Affleck, they had the end of the movie, and they, like, pretended to be this happy couple.

And you know she put that man through him. Yeah. You know she had that man. Even though, hey, Ben Affleck was wilding. He was wilding. He was wilding. But you stuck, Big Dog. This is your wild.

I wasn't prepared for that movie when that bitch dropped. That's a wild movie. That, like, there are certain movies that, when I went to see him, I wasn't prepared for him. Gone Girl was one. What's the one with Daniel Craig and the lady? Girl the Dragon Tattoo? Wasn't prepared?

Oh, right? Oh, man. Like, wasn't prepared. Like, when I went to, so it was all day and picture movies. Didn't know nothing about it. Oh, you didn't see any of the other movies or read the book? No.

Okay. Okay. All right. It's like, it's, no, I didn't know nothing about it. Didn't know nothing about it. It's like, you got to see it. And then I go in there and I'm like, yo. this motherfucker going

this motherfucker here is intense yeah yeah this shit is intense man and when I went to see see gone girl I'm like yo man what is this we looking at like this is like what is we look at that's an intense movie

yeah when she I was gonna say how I watched it but I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that oh freak shit not really it's a little suspect if you hear out of concert

it's a little suspect wait wait wait we'll cut it out what happened so So at this point, I, we, the, my dorm didn't have like traditional oven, right? It had like this microwave oven that I couldn't really figure out. But the other dorms had like ovens, like actual like ovens that we got in the house. So I wanted to make cookies and I couldn't figure out the other one.

So my roommates, I don't know if they were still dating, but they were like, but she'd been over the place a couple times. And so she was like, come bake them at my place. I said, cool. And so we baked them. So I'll bake it off. And she's, like, watching the movie in, she's watching Gone Girl. Like, or she's starting Gone Girl, like, in her room, in her bed. And so I'm like, oh, what you watching?

And then we was in the bed watching Gone Girl. Yeah. No. No. No. First of all. First of all, this is not the car. This is not the car.

First of all, you don't make cookies with the next man, woman. No. That's crazy. Like, I would rather you fuck. Okay? Jomey, that's insane. You ate shit. Do you just think about walking up to it just,

hey, bro, I made cookies with your girl. Nah, hell no. I'd have to kill you. I literally have to get up to. Secondly, after you made the cookies, sat with her in the bed. You got in the bed with her and watched Gone Girl. That's the most romantic even I've ever heard of before my life, Jome.

That's wrong. Wait, did you tell your man? Oh, my God! No, they're staying in. It's staying in. It's like it stayed in when they was watching cookies. It probably stayed in for a long time. Wait, what type of cookies were there?

Chocolate chip. Just regular chocolate chip. No, Jomey, that is terrible. For cookies, like, cookies in Gonger, we even do nothing. It was just... What are you talking about? That's one of the greatest love stories of our times. Like, you know what I'm saying? And I don't, by the way, I don't believe.

you. She was white? Yeah. Oh, my Lord. He was making cookies for the white woman watching gonging her cookies. Making cookies with a white woman watching gong girl. You didn't get nervous about a half point in the movie? No, no. I was, I mean, like, I was locked into the movie. So when Rosamond Pike slices Neil Pacheira's thought, I'm like, we in a bit like, oh, we was, we was watching the movie. He was locked in. It was cinema. It was, it was, it was Tyler Perry, incredible performance. No? I don't be real.

I kind of don't know what to say. I've lost a little respect. A little bit, respect. A little bit, respect. A little bit, freshly 18. A little bit of respect, bro. That's crazy. You know what I'm starting to think?

I'm starting to think that the whole, I don't know how to, who doesn't know how to work a fucking microwave? I'm starting to think the whole thing was a ruse. A convection oven versus a 11. To get to her to bake cookies and watch movies with this man's girl. It was like the first, like, what? Was he El Nicar?

No. Oh, okay. And it's a carque? Yeah, quite. No, it was just like this weird because I hadn't used it for it. I didn't know how to make it work as an oven. It was small. I'm like, you know, usually bake it on a sheet tray.

I think you knew how to make it work, brother. We're learning so much about you. This has been eye-opening. Crazy, Joe. me Lord drop-up. I cannot believe this. And the fact that you didn't own up to it is kind of crazy. How you don't tell him?

You look at this man in his eyes every day. Like, I was a young girl. It was wrong. I want to, nah, because it wasn't weird because I want to say either like I asked him first. Ask him what? Like. You guys a number? Nah, no, no, no, no.

Oh, they wanted you as a third? He's like, yeah, hop in a pet. No. Polly. Taz is dangerous. Wait, so she was. He was cool with you being in, feeding his girl cooking, being in her back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I don't think it was, it was never an issue because, I mean, we moved together the whole year.

It was like, a lot of problem. I don't think they weren't together. I will tell you this. If, I'll tell you this right here. If, okay, so they weren't, so I have two thoughts. They went together. They weren't together. Two different things.

Two different things. So two different theories. Number one, if they weren't together, then she was definitely up to no good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if they weren't together, if these are the two things. If they weren't together. then her saying come over, she's mad at him. So her saying come over and make cookies

and then laying the band and watch Gone Girl is her trying to get a rise out of him. I want to be clear, it was two separate actions. Okay, two, I'll say this. Two, I'll say this. If they were together and he didn't care that you made cookies and got in a bed with his girl, he sees you as the least amount of threat

in the entire world. And that's how I know you hit. All right, we got to move on. I can't believe you. That's wrong. That's wrong. I hope you're better now. Steve, you better watch out.

You better watch out. That's some shit right there. That's how I know you ain't had no crew. First of all. Because if you had a crew, if this would have happened inside of the vaunted platinum plus player proof crew, it would have been, you had whole summits about winning.

This was like the first month. Honestly, Jomi, if it makes you feel better, I'm 100. I was worse. At 18, if I knew my man had a crush on a girl, I'm like, Damn, I got a crush on your teeth. Oh, y'all didn't talk a niggas. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, whoa, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. I said, my dog. I was a man, shout out, Ian, E, Gino, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Tray. For all of the shit that we did, we ain't never done none of that. We might have fought over jackets and some, and niggas actually did fight. But, like, not me, but it was Ian, Gino, whatever. but like, not E and E. E. E. Geno. But, like, we ain't never done none of this.

We ain't never done none of this. Well, Brian, a little bit. But we ain't never been. I love you, B. Love you, B. All right. God. God, damn, Jomey. That's tough.

God damn, Jomey. That's tough. That's tough. Okay, so fantasy. I got fantasy action superhero. I'm going to take a fantasy movie. And yes, this movie is a fantasy. It is a fantasy movie.

the movie is Freaky Friday That's a fantasy movie That Yes it is It's magic I was about to argue But no it is Yeah it is

Lindsey O'Han And Jamie Lee Curry I'm gonna take Freaky Friday I've not seen Freakier Friday With maybe she didn't show Surprisingly Surprisingly Surprisingly

Not terrible Freak Friday Yeah Not terrible I thought of You know It's like Oh like you know

Cash Grab you got Lindsay And you know They acting You watch Freakier Friday? Who am I? Do you know me at all? Of course I watch.

I'll also make it clear that I am talking about the 2003 Freaky Friday because that is a remake of your own Freaky Friday. Yes. So I'm talking about the 2003 Freaky Friday, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lindsay Loehang. Did you see this in theaters? No. I was supposed to be like, why we're fancy Freaky Friday? Never.

I haven't seen it. The last truth. What are you doing? Like the. The last true The last true white girl movie that I've seen in theaters is bring it on, which has not even been drafted.

Oh, what a classic. Yeah, that's the... Well, I got to say that one more. Yeah, but the last... I'm not going to do it. The last true white girl movie that I saw in theaters. Oh, no, no, no, no, that's not true. Wicked?

No, no, no, no, no. I guess wicked counts, but I would say the notebook, the notebook. The notebook, if the notebook is what I saw the notebook in theaters. Yeah. Bring it on. It's a classic.

Yeah. Okay. Who's a who are we Meets my last one is my wild card Um With a lot that I could still pick on the board I am This is purely from

Not from Wardabout I have seen this movie It's insane Uh white women love this movie Uh I think it's nuts But practical magic has to be Who's on my list here Yeah

Uh That movie's insane It's probably got peak Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock Uh It's just Autumn witch stuff and her husband dies and then falls in love with the cop that's investigating a murder

that she made up from a wish that she made movies nuts I kind of love it but it's insane I've never seen practical magic practical magic is early 90s you you know 90s mid to late bring it on was right there though but no I can't deny practical magic is there so I was talking this was the this was people are going to Be so pissed. It's bringing up. I do me. To me,

and maybe because I watched it at a very, like, just a... Black people love Bring It On, but it's... I know white people love bring it, like, love Bring It Off. Black people love it. That's what, that's what I'm saying. So you're saying it's not... You're saying Bring It on is not purely a white girl. It's not purely white people.

Especially, because especially, like, the movie, like, the crux of the movies, the... The Black cheerleaders. Yeah. And them getting... They cheated on by, yeah. Yeah. By the Toros. And you kind of like, hey, yo,

Man, forget Christian Dotsy these white people. But if you're drafting this movie, let's say you got black people over here and white people over here, who's going to draft Bring It Offers? The white people are going to draft it. Are they? I think so, yeah. Come on, man.

I don't know. I mean, it did not happen just now. It was the Black one in my life that was like, Bring It On, Bring It On, Bring It On. That's right for me, I'm like. Look, the movie Bringing On was just such a big deal that we took our home. There are movies that didn't make this list that I'm shocked. There's a lot left on the board.

Can we save some more honorable mentions? In action, I miss congeniality is one of my favorite movies of all times. Charlie's Angels. Charlie's Angels didn't make it. The blind side didn't make it. Clueless. Clueless isn't there. I have.

He's evil. Pray love here. Hocus Pocus. Save the Last Dance. Oh, save the last dance. That's actually one where I was like, that was playing. I got a bunch of them. Jawbreaker.

Jawbreaker. Heathers. Those are darker ones. Under the Tuscan Sun. Under the Tuscan Sun. Juno. Labrith. Barbie was not taking?

Barbie. Oh, shit. Actually, because it was such a, like, it is a white girl movie, but like, Barbie never crossed my mind. Maybe not. Bridget Jones Diary? Bridget Jones Diary. Did not get drafted?

Atonement, the holiday, Sweet Home Alabama. Mm-hmm. I have Sweet Home Alabama on there. I have Crossroads, the Britney Spears movie. Crossroads. What if somebody in musical are taking the Erestor? Damn. That works?

That would have worked. Is Greece? a white girl movie for fucking sure. Oh, you also know where nobody did 16 candles? All of John Hughes movies? All the John Hughes. Yeah. 16 candles did not get drafted.

Pretty and Pink did not get drafted? That's crazy. That sounds like a sequel to me. Sound like a sequel to me. Sequels. Yeah, we have to, we have a sequel draft to me. Run this back. But you look at it, they've made a lot of movies for white girls.

I have Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael on it. You guys never saw that? No. Honestly, I was never going to draft it in this one, but I love Spring Breakers. That's a good movie. You can't draft it, but that's... You can draft it. It's a white girl movie.

No, but no. A golden pick for musical that I left out was Funny Girl with Barbara Streisand. Funny girl, Barbara Streisand. Barbara Streisand not represented on this list. La La La Land, not picked. La La Land, not picked. It's a lot of stuff left. Oh, this is what I was going to...

Hocus pocus. This is what... Not a white woman in the lead, but I love Made of Manhattan. Like, I love the wedding planner. Those are white girl movies. Not a white girl in the lead. Sorry, Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez.

Jonathan Lopez made a lot of white girl movies. Okay. Before we go. Oh, God. I am a 45-year-old black man. Right. There are three different supplements that are in this bottle. Do we have to do this?

Can you guess the three supplements? Do we have to? Vitamin D. No. Vitamin B12. Watch your mouth. It's like three supplements. All right.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go zinc. Wrong. These are supplement supplements. Magnesium. Our vitamins? No. Not vitamins.

Supplement supplements. Aschwaganda? No. Vitamin C. No. Not vitamins. Supplement supplements. Iron?

No. Think about what a man of my age would take. Testosterone? Fuck you. Not, not. Totally untrue, though. One of them's close to that.

This is the new... Like saffron? This is the new mix. The new mix? I'm calling this the new mix of what I take that. The new mud? This is the new mix. This is creatine.

Cretine. Glutamine. Glutamine. And Miralax. Hold on. Wait a minute. What's glutalin do? What does glutalin do?

Miramax. You're making movies? Miralax. Wait, isn't creatine? supposed to like, isn't that like fucking caffeine, basically? No, no. No. You said Miralax? Miralax.

Glubalin? What is Globulin? Oh, read this out. Read this out. Oh, Miralax, that's a... It's a lachshunders. It's a stool softener. It's a one-a-one-a-stool softener. Right, okay. Reggie. So you're a little overly fibrous, we'll say. Gotta be reggie. Jesus crazy. You don't know, fiber you can't just add fiber can you guys? No, no, for real. What is it? What is

glubist do? We normally do a thing where we read out all the things we have. Oh, yeah, let's read out. All right, so. I need a clue. I have drafted Matilda, Mean Girls, High School Musical, Devil Wears Prada, The Notebook. Jomi, you have Twilight, Ten Things I Hate About You, Pitch Perfect, Gone Girl, Princess Diaries. Van has Freaky Friday, Legally Bond, The Sound of Music, Thumb and Louise, Breakfast at Tiffany's. Steve has The Princess Bride.

You've Got Mail, Mamma Mia, Pride and Prejudice, Pride and Prejudice, Practical Magic. Who do we think, one? Jomi might have taken away with this. I don't know, man. I feel like after Princess. After Prince's bride, Steve, Steve had a good run. See, if had a good run. It's a three-way race.

Charles, the notebook, man. The notebook is... That's strong. No book. Devil was part of Mean Girls. That's a tough top three. That's a tough top three. Can't lie about it.

Can't lie about it. Hell yeah. Wow. I won, nigger. Anyway, that was fun. That was really. That was great. I learned so much about Jomi Jummi.

Jummy, I can't believe that. Alea, real quick. We need the female perspective. the lady perspective, the woman perspective. We need the female perspective. What do you think about what happened with Jomey? I don't want to do this. Leia says no.

I don't want to do that. She's too ashamed of you. Dev, what do you think? I mean, making cookies is pretty sterile, I think. Thank you. Yeah, but the second part isn't looking too great. Like, you know, it's one guy making cookies. All right, so this is why I'm going to tell you guys.

So, thank you. For the ladies out there that feel that way, I just want you. to be in a conversation with your boyfriend and have your boyfriend say that he made cookies with your best friend and then they got in the bed together and watched the movie. Well, what do you say like that?

No, no, no, let's keep it up. I want to say any partner that you have be like, your best friend baked me cookies and then got him and we watched a movie. And we got in the bed together and we watched a movie. I just want the cookies together. The ladies, I baked the cookies.

The ladies that are out there that was like, hey, there's nothing, it's cool. Just, you know, hey, what did you do? Hey, Sheila says that you guys, he's like, yeah, no big deal. Big cookies. And then we got in the bed together and we watched the movie. And like, just, oh, okay, cool. That's not how it's going to go.

I guarantee there's going to be tears in your boys. He's like, you should have just sucked this day. I'm telling you. It's like, oh, okay, cool. So you guys are just chilling? Yeah. All right. Can I ask you why?

Like what? Like, why did you, like, why did you, whose decision was it to watch a movie? Was it yours or hers? I think it was hers? How did she say it? How did she say, let's watch a movie? I don't know if she said, let's watch a movie.

But how was she when she said, let's watch a movie? Was it like, let's watch a movie? Or was it like, oh, we watch a movie. How was it? I don't remember. You gotta tell me. I'm telling you. Now, am I, I have to be honest.

I'm not shit because if my girl was, just like, hey, so you got, my best friend came over here, baked you cookies and got in the band, y'all watched the movie, I'll be like, yeah, but she's my home girl. It's like, no. Like, why do you get so terrible? You know.

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