The Roundtable of Gentlemen - Episode 166: Round Table Special - KUFF Bonkers Radio Hour

Episode Date: May 5, 2015

Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Table are proud to present the first installment of Bonkers Radio Hour, an exploration into the strangest and most annoying corners of their little brother brains. Featuring original songs by The Bungee Boys, The Gogogogogogogogogo, and Donnie and the D*ckheads!

And now, a special presentation from the Round Table of Gentlemen. Hey, fuckers! Welcome back to the Bunker's Hour. You're listening to KUF, K-U-F-F-F-F-F. I'm singing about a fucker now. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, weather's looking brown, you fuckers. So, you want to hear some songs? You want to hear some songs? I'm going to fucking smack your little bitches in the eye, motherfucker.

All right, hey, whoa! You got a contest, too. We're going to win a couple cars in a couple weeks. So, let's start off with the Alligator Man by the Bungie Boys. Oh, my God. I'll kill you, Alligator Man. You're my world. You're Alligator Man.

Be brave. You're Alligator Man. I take. You're Alligator Man. You're my world. You're everything. You're Alligator Man. You're Alligator Man.

I make. You're Alligator Man. You're Alligator man, alligator man I'm in Alligator man, alligator man Alligator man, alligator man Up in the sky Ah, not a good tune, you shits Look at me, I'm on top of the wall Fucking swimming around I'm gonna fight your mom's fucking brains

Hey, hey, we got a phone call Let's take it Hey, this is, hey, we got a phone call. Let's take it. Hey, this is Moon Boy from Dingo. From Arizona, Texas. Hey, don't shoot her. She'll end up dead. Boy, howdy.

All right, thank you very much. I'm just glad to get a call in there. Obamacare. Okay, now it's Donnie and the Dickheads' new hit single, Alien Hip Hop. Yeah, hit it, boy. Obey me and live, or disobey and die. LSD opens up new vistas and experiences to those that take it.

I believe that every healthy person should try it. We have come for your nerves, but we'll stay for your hands. This is alien hip-hop. Malfunction! Malfunction! Malfunction! malfunction, malfunction. Wait a minute, you dumb whore. You forgot your money. That is a great, fantastic tune. If you never heard it, you hear it again.

Oh, boy. Welcome back to the Bunkers Hour on KUFF. K-U-F-F. Fuck you. All right. Now we're going to play a game for the kids at home. It's called the Now Game. Say now, now.

Say now, now. Say now. Say now. Say now, now. Say now. Say now. Say now, now. Say now. Say now. Say now, now, now. Now. Now.

Say it with me now. Now. Say now. Now. Say now. Now. Now. Say now.

Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.

Now. All right. Very good. Congratulations. You win a bucket of fucking lies. Okay. Oh, yeah. Smoke every day is up his fucking kindergarten, you bastards.

This next song is called You Filthy Bitch by the Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. You filthy bitch.

You foul bastard. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. You filthy bitch. You foul bastard. I'll make you mad. Thank you. This has been the Bonkers Radio Hour. I'm trying to be your lover, baby! But you won't let me. You won't let me get in!

I want to thank all the kids at the school that I talked to yesterday. They seem very nice, and I would like to take them to a movie! Okay, soldiers, support them. I support mine. I support my soldiers. When I say soldiers, I mean I fuckin'

pull my toilet. Thank you so much! It's been the Bonkers Radio Hour. Scooby-Dooby-Doo. Where the fuck are you? I'll find you someday, you bastard. I'm the man in the mask. Hey, trickle down insurance. We're going to be talking about some insurance next week.

It'll be fun. We'll talk about some umbrella layers of insurance. So if you want to get in on that at the ground floor, I'm going to do some insider trading, and you will be arrested for your white-collar crimes. So welcome back to the Bonkerskers radio hour and have a good night