The Roundtable of Gentlemen - Episode 261: Load Shedding

Episode Date: October 5, 2015

This week on Round Table: a New Jersey man is fired from a pork roll factory for excessive flatulence and uncontrollable diarrhea, a gang of baboons destroy a radio station in Zimbabwe, and a mural depicting people having sex in a giant hamburger is taken down. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Halle Kiefer!

The round table. Gentlemen! Aye? Let's broaden our minds! Lay down, gentlemen, and let them go watch what? Fire at will! It's time for action, gentlemen. Gentlemen of the round table!

What's the topic of discussion? Civility, gentlemen. Always civility. Uh, we good? Yeah! Okay, Jackie, you gotta pray. I'm praying! gentlemen. Always civility. We're good? Yeah. Okay, Jackie, you gotta pray. I'm praying. I prayed last week. I think Kennedy and Fox News. Alright.

I am going, I'm gonna pray for daddies today. I'm praying for daddies in my life. I'm praying for daddies in everybody else's life. I heard a song today by Jackie Burns and it said that

a home without a daddy is a home without a heart. And I just really realized that it's all about daddies that die in Vietnam and then your heart is gone. So I'm praying for daddies today.

I'm praying for my daddy. He's at home, and he's waiting for me to come see him and kiss him on the lips. Amen. All right. The only prayer God ever rejected. Does anybody here kiss their parents on the lips? No. I hate when I see people do that.

People do it. I hate it when people still call their parents mommy and daddy. Sure. I was saying this at work the other day, and then one of my coworkers still calls her parents mommy and daddy. I say, me-me-ma. Me-me-ma. Remember when you used to do the mommy stuff all the time?

Yeah, I used to do that all the time. What happened to it? About sucking on her breasts and getting on her. Are you over her? No, I'm not over her. I'm just saying there are more sides to me, man. This is good for Lexi. I'm a crystal. That's the thing, too.

Is Lexi replaced your mother? Yeah, exactly. Lexi's become new mommy. Sometimes I wake up and I'm just like new mommy, new mommy. She has better breasts than your mother. She's always gone. She's always been a friend. Alright, so this is the round table of gentlemen. Daddies.

Are you ready to be a daddy? I am ready to be a father. I can't wait to find a woman. Fox News has made him ready to be a dad. Wow. Ben's ready to be a dad. Nice. That's great.

Eddie. How are you? Hey, uncles. Uncles. I'm with uncles. Ed, did you feel like you grew up in a house without a heart? No, I had a heart.

It just went away as soon as high school came. As soon as Eddie wasn't good at football. I was always good at football, you fucking cocksucker. All right. Let's see. Rob Cantrell, you're here. Yeah, yeah.

My dad died when I was 10, so yeah. Great story. Great story. Keep it up. So there was a hole. There was a hole that I filled with numerous bong hits and lots of comedy. Yeah, but you're a daddy now. That is true.

That is. The hole gets filled, and I am a daddy now. So the powers come around, and yeah. Technically, you filled the hole and now you're a dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you have to... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get him crying. Good job, Jackie. Thank you. I made a pussy hole. There is no hole. There is no hole. There's no hole. There's no hole.

Everybody's got daddy issues. Daddy issues, whether you have a dad or don't have a dad. So there's no whole. It's all circle. It all goes around. Well, my dad is dope.

My dad's dope. I don't really got any issues with him. He's pretty cool. Is that why you're doing so well? Probably. That's Kevin Barnett. Yeah. What is what's dad? What is a dad? It's the thing that had sex with your mother and left. Holdenators, ho!

So, ZachMac2727 says, Ed, go fuck yourself. Whoa! And now that he's created a beef with you, he wants to settle that beef on Mortal Kombat X. Fuck him! I ain't doing shit he wants. No, you gotta play it with me now.

Fuck Zach Mack. Someone wants to play with somebody on my PlayStation network. I would love to see it happen. You are like getting closed. You are like downgrading in intelligence by the second. Yeah, definitely. Oh, man, hold on a second. I got to call Andy Codrone a fucking Godsmosky Klutzzak.

I don't know. It's some foreign shit that means fucking retard or something. Okay, yeah. He says that he doesn't like you, and he's sad that you get all the glory. Holden gets all the glory? I don't know. That's kind of what he says here. Yeah, he says, episode yourself, but Holden has been given the privilege to call some

of his fans retards, and I don't think that's fair. Very nice. He sent me a very long message and told me to say that curse for him but i'd rather call him a fucking retard yeah he's that too he's a piece of shit andy codron man go fucking get a life he's gotta die oh yeah he's from belgium he's from belgium yeah i talked to him today i never talked to anyone from belg. You have now. Prolific stuff, Ed. Okay, so you're here, Kevin. I am here, man.

And your father is great. He's dope. Yeah, he's chilling, man. Being Jamaican and shit. How's Claudette Barnett doing? I don't know, man. All right. Shout out to Claudette.

I love her. A wonderful woman. Follow her on Facebook. Well, we were talking about family members dying. I just did remember this. This just shows how fucked up our shit was half the time. But my grandmother died a couple months ago, and we were in the office,

and then Jermaine, I told him like 10 minutes after I heard that my grandmother died, and he's like, oh, shit. It's crazy because your grandmother's dead, but my grandmother's being played by Whoopi Goldberg on ABC. What's up, shit? He just couldn't even help it. Oh, what a jackass.

Jermaine Fowler, you gotta love him. He's right, though. He was right. Well, you know what's also dead? His ABC pilot. You never actually did. Exactly. I enjoyed it.

All right. Hallie Kiefer, you're also here. Yeah. Hallie, Hallie, Hallie? Hallie. Hallie, Hallie Kiefer. Like Hallie Berry. All right, Marcus, you are here.

Yes, I am. Got a new story? Okay. The wife of a Bucks County man has filed a federal discrimination suit against a New Jersey pork roll producer claiming her husband was fired for farting too much. Richard Clem of Levittown, New Jersey, weighed about

420 pounds when he began work in 2008 as a part-time administrative assistant at the Case Pork Roll Company in Trenton. In October 2010, Clem underwent gastric bypass surgery for his obesity. The procedure, which is designed to reduce the size of the stomach, often comes with embarrassing side effects.

Clem was stricken by, quote, extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea. According to the suit, Clem's symptoms worsened in 2013 and caused, quote, significant disruption in the workplace. He shit his pants more than once. A lot. If you shit your pants on the job more than once, you're fired. You think so?

My rule. I'll go ahead. If I do it myself, fire me. I think it's a good rule to set in place. Just for hygiene. Ed will fire himself. He'll shit himself on purpose multiple times just to fire his own ass.

But no, this guy filed a discrimination suit? Yeah, the president of the company, Thomas Dolan, allegedly complained about Clem's flatulence to the company's owner and to Clem's wife, Luann, who worked alongside her husband. Dolan purportedly said to Luann, this can't go on. Tell Rich we're getting complaints from visitors who have problems with the odors. Dolan, continue to complain. Visitors? It's a pork roll factory. You want to have a good Saturday, don't you, Annie?

You got to go to the pork roll company. I mean, date the kids. It's a zoo in New Jersey. I think if you name your daughter Luann, you just confined her to this is her life. She's like, your husband's getting fired for is her life. Yeah, she's married. Your husband is going to get fired for this. You're just on this path now.

She's married to Farty Man. I mean, we talked about this a little bit on Top Hat, the sweat-shaming article from The Guardian. I mean, this guy needs to take some personal responsibility. He's farting all over the workplace. Some people should just shit. I fart too much, man. I've been farting. I've been going off lately.

What's the diet? What are we eating these days? I don't know. Just always fucking farting. I've been going off lately. What's the diet? What are we eating these days? I don't know. Just always fucking farting. You eating a lot of beans? You working at the bean factory? Yeah, I'm not meeting out. I'm eating a lot of beans.

A lot of salad. Yeah. A lot of taco Tuesday. A lot of tacos. Does salad make you fart? I don't know. Everything does. The vegetables do.

The roughage. I had a couple IPAs the other night. IPAs will get you. Yeah, IPA on top of salsa, on top of fucking a lot of coffee. Yeah, that coffee will get you. That's going to fire it up. But I mean, it wasn't chronicle, but sometimes it feels like it. Ed's got the biggest worst farts you've ever smelled, dog.

He's great, man. I was last night. Ed will clear a room faster than fucking the new Pope, dude. He's fucking the biggest worst farts you've ever smelled, dog. It's great, man. I was last night. It'll clear a room faster than fucking the new Pope, dude. It's the worst. My girlfriend said, I'm not coming over tonight. I'm going to crash over my friend's house. And I was excited because I knew I could just fart all night long. Yeah.

And not have to worry about it. I just love farting in my sleep and waking up and farting real big and going back to bed. And he said the word girlfriend just a second ago. Well, I don't do it when she's there. How do you hold it in, man? You get up and leave and you fart in the bathroom. You know what I do? I fart in my girlfriend's ass

and then I'm like, whoa, you know? What'd you do? What'd you do? Bad! Kevin, your thoughts? I used to go to the bar and try to dance with chicks, and if they wouldn't dance with me, I'd fart on them, which is a great strategy, because then they smell, and you're gone, and people think it's them, and you won.

A drive-by tooting. You know that every time, they're like, it was that guy. That guy just farts on everybody. That's fine, man. I'm already left. I got what I wanted Jackie your face is full of disgust yeah I know I guess I just don't honestly

I don't fart that much but I do have terrible burps I burp the fuck out of a place man and I love the smell of it I love everything fucking about burping but it's just getting Dutch ovened by a significant other is rough

is it a deal breaker? No, no, no. I mean, I get Dutch Ovened constantly. But it's just the look of satisfaction on his face that I hate. That I wish I could fart back. Like, I wish I could get back at him. But it's just not in my butt. It's in my fucking face.

It's not fair. I wish it was in my butt. Well, I guess they're both coming out of cheeks. So that's kind of fun. Can you burp on cue? Oh, my. I guess. And you can, too?

Holy Christ. It's like Willy Wonka in the dumb factory. Very good. Love to burp. I love it. Not as good as sneezing, though. Let's let that out. Look at the sun. Give yourself a sneeze today.

I peed earlier. It was great. Okay. If you ever touch a good pee. I peed earlier. It was great. In your pants? I had a good pee. I had the split stream because I came before. Oh, yeah. Sometimes your dick will just be pointing straight at the toilet

and you'll just pee. You'll just pee, right? You came a little while ago. It's all gunked up. It sounds like a stone. Right? Is that not a stone? because you came a little while ago. He's still got some gunk. It's all gunked up. It's gunked up, yeah. It sounds like a stone, right? Is that not a stone? No, no. Sometimes just when you're in this.

This is a guy thing. The mouth gets glued shut. Yeah, it's glued up. You can't account for it. You gotta fire through the semen. Yeah. You just gotta shove a rod up there. No, that's the last thing you want.

I think it's why pee is hot. Yeah. Pee pee's hot, so it melts the glue. It melts the glue. No, that's the last thing you want. I think it's why pee is hot. Yeah. Pee pee's hot, so it melts the glue. It melts the glue. Yeah, if you want to, if you remember, you can open up

the pee pee mouth a little bit like a little fish and make it talk. Hey, old man. Hey, old man. I'm going to eat you tonight. I'm going to eat you to sleep.

Or you pretend it's the ever-winking eye of sorrow. Oh, my goodness. Now, that would be my asshole. All right. Good Lord, old man. winking eye of sorrow. Now that would be my asshole. Alright, good lord. Don't voice the goddamn thing, Eddie. And we freeze us back to farts.

Look at that. We went from the ass to the mouth to the penis and back to the ass. You crushed it. Oh yeah, and back to the story. Apparently the odor of the man's flatulence overpowered the aroma of their company's processed meat product. That is hard to do, by the way.

It makes you glad for controllable diarrhea. Oh, yeah. Like, just having uncontrollable diarrhea, I can't imagine. As someone who's had controllable diarrhea. I mean, I've only shit the pants once, and it was a mistake. It was like, oh, I'm gonna let a fart go, and then it became something else. I couldn't imagine. As someone who's had controllable diarrhea. I mean, I've only shit the pants once, and it was a mistake. It was like, oh, I'm going to let a fart go, and then it became something else.

I couldn't imagine. I mean, what I'm afraid of is I feel like I push too much when I'm dumping. I'm afraid when I get older, apparently that means you're going to shit your ass more. You're going to shit, and you're going to have to wear a diaper. You're going to shit the bed worse than the fucking dolphins currently. Oh, my God. One in three? One in three, right?

It is. I woke up at 9.30 in the morning because I had to play in London. They're not even allowed to play in Miami anymore. I had to fucking wake up at 9.30 in the morning to watch them get their fucking shit kicked out of them. And the Jets are so bad. They're so bad, right? They did everything they could to let us win that game and just like we just couldn't we had i did not forget about it i'm sad again i know it's eternal

sadness for me yeah it's a curse that my father put on me it's the only thing he gave me that stuck yeah and the fucking dolphins are horrible they're so bad don't if you live in miami and you're having a child don't't buy it a dolphin shirt. Well, back to the story. The owner of the pork roll factory, Tom Grebe, on Tuesday. Yeah, Tom Grebe, owner of the pork roll factory in Trenton, New Jersey, denied the accusations and said that neither Clem nor his wife, who quit in protest the day that Clem was fired,

they were not fired because of his gastric problems in 2014. He said the reason why they were fired was, quote, business was not good. Oh, no way. They wanted to give him a pay cut. They didn't want to take the pay cut, and they walked out in protest. He said neither one of them were fired.

They're just saying that because they're trying to cover their asses now. Man, I'll tell you what. I would fire the guy who fired. It's a cleanly atmosphere. Yeah, you're going to start, you know, no one's buying the pork rolls anymore. Maybe they fucking taste like dookie a little bit now. Sure. What is a pork roll?

It's like Taylor ham, kind of. It's good shit. You cook it with eggs. What's Taylor ham? Oh, man, you got to go to New Jersey, man. It's so good. It's like a fine salami. No, that's where the clowns live.

That's where the losers live. It's like between ham and salami. It's the Croatia of America jersey. I've never been there. Kelly, your thoughts on the fart story? Boy, you know, I'm really torn because the idea that people have to work with someone who has those problems is hilarious. But I'm imagining there are a lot of closer meetings

where it's like his diarrhea got so close. We don't know where the diarrhea was compared to the pork roll, so we had to just throw it away. I imagine there were real business issues with having diarrhea so close to the food all the time. Every day we're to believe. Well, he told him to go work at home.

Yeah, he said you can't work at home. You can't telecommunicate. He was in the administrative office. Wait, so they told him to work at home and he said no? He said no. I'm partying at work. Yeah, that's on him, I think. Yeah, he said... Yeah, just close your windows

and just pass on. Hotbox yourself. Kill that couch. Yeah, it says that Dolan, the president, allegedly told Lou Anne Clem, says we have to do something about Rich. This can't go on. Why is Rich having these side effects? Is Rich following his doctor's recommendations? We can't run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office.

The dude sunk like shit. You got to get rid of him. I can't believe you even have to have that To have to even make a statement Yeah He probably only didn't want to work at home Because he didn't want shit all over his house He's like

If you see my house I can't work there Oh my god I get all my farts out of work Is this fart shaming? Isn't fart shaming though? That's what they're trying to say Should we have a booth?

A little fart booth I'm anti-fart shaming. Isn't fart shaming, though? That's what they're trying to say. Should we have a booth? A little fart booth. I'm anti-fart shaming. A plastic booth. You can put your clothes in a little drawer inside the booth, clock it up, and then you can just fart and shit all up on there. So it's a naked booth? It's a naked person booth. It's a very large booth because of the people who have this issue.

He is 420 pounds. He also had a diarrhea problem. He's 420 pounds. I bet he got in the way all the time I bet he had fucking regular body odor on top of it

it's also hard to wipe the ass in general he he took more toilet paper money thing he's just killing toilet paper

he usually uses a rag and wash it I mean we should do bidets I mean toilet paper maybe that's what this office needs

a goddamn bidet they would just sheer off the wall after a week. Like, no, that guy would destroy a bidet. It's like we have nap rooms. Why don't we have sort of fart rooms for the office? That's true. The water crisis. It's not the water crisis.

I agree with that. It's the water crisis. It's not the water crisis. He's clearly been doing homework, doing research. He's dehydrated. He's not the water crisis. He's clearly been doing homework, doing research. He's dehydrated. He's not drinking enough water. By the way, this is the second biggest pork roll company behind Taylor Ham. Oh, man.

Taylor Ham is so good. Ben, to give you, this is like a- It's what you get from number two. You go Taylor. You get your Taylor Ham. You go number two. I've never felt- Party shit shits.

I've never felt thinner in my life not knowing any of this information. You know all about this. In Wisconsin, it's like summer sausage. Yeah. That's what this is. Oh. Yeah, this is like the new German. Well, then I do know about it.

Summer sausage is delicious. Fry it up, put some eggs on that shit. Yeah, you can do whatever you want to do with it. Suck a dick. Well, it might be. I'll suck a dick for it. What's happening? It seems kind of like, is it somewhere between spam and.

Don't say spam. You can't compare spam and summer sausage. Spam is absolutely wonderful. Yeah, but it's not a summer sausage. I'm not saying it's a summer sausage. I'm saying that it's possibly closer to the summer or to the pork roll. A good way to eat spam. You got to cook it up.

If you cook it up, then you can eat it. Yeah, of course. You just have uncontrolled diarrhea. You go to work. You just fart up the place. Oh, it doesn't matter. If you want to get fired, it's a good thing to have for breakfast. I'm just sad because I thought a pork roll was like an egg roll, but instead of the outside, it was made out of pork.

No, wrong. See, that's something that I want to eat. I'll fill it with cabbage, fry it up, then I would eat the fuck out of that. I love Spam because I like science. And you know, they didn't, until they had to create an entire machine to get the meat off the pork shoulder. Wow. It was a whole, Spam was never, it was never supposed to be consumed by humans.

It's a liquid that's formed. Yeah, it's a gelatinous substance It's a liquid that's formed. Yeah, it's a gelatinous substance that's shoved into a box. Aren't we awful? Congealed. Does the smell get better once it's cooked? No, but the taste does. Yeah, but you go live on an island.

What else are you going to fucking eat? Pineapple and Spam is very good. Yeah, it's salty. Just salt mush. I love a good Spam. It's also called Spam, which is such a fun name. And backwards, it's maps. We need those.

That's right. And we need spam. And we need maps. We need maps. I can't figure out where I'm going without one. Kevin, why do you hate spam? It's gross. It's disgusting. Yeah, Lester the Molester on the chat says it's pureed bone and meat.

Lester the Molester? Yeah, Lester the Molester. Where's the best hot dog? You should kick them off the chat or tell the government. Well, they're watching anyway. Yeah, but then you buy those organic hot dogs, which they're made of 100% beef, got all that shit. You know what? They're disgusting.

I want a fucking Sabret. Yeah, I love a good Sabret. That's what I'm saying. Who has Chicago or Wisconsin? Who has sausage? German. Who has the real fucking sausage? The real sausage is in Wisconsin.

Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Absolutely. Everything fat is in Wisconsin. Sausage. Cheese. Myself. Is this your new political platform?

Yeah. I'm going crazy. Pomeranians for everyone. Cheese curds once a week. And also, sausage is free. Summer sausage? It's my favorite. And you can have it in the winter.

Am I allowed to be fat? Well. You're allowed to do whatever you want. Kevin, just real quick. How ugly is Holden right now? I got bigger lately. Yeah, I mean, just the grease how ugly is Holden right now? I got bigger lately. Yeah, I mean, just the grease and the fucking, he's wearing that puke green shirt to just go with the rest of his appearance.

It's devastating, man. We made sangria last night. That's why I've been facing this way the whole time. You're so ugly, Holden. Kevin's looking at me. It's been a rough year for me I got too happy and it's going too good

too big from it and I'll shave tonight and I'll get a haircut tomorrow please get a haircut though Jackie your thoughts on how sad Holden's life is it's not even I live in a studio I know you live in a studio.

I keep looking at Kissel. He doesn't have his blazer on, but he's got this weird button-up see-through shirt on. He's got these fancy shoes on. You know what? Frankly, Holden, I feel like your life is going great in comparison to what Kissel's been doing with himself.

And I'm not gonna... I can't not bring it up. He's got a Jose Bank addiction, ladies and gentlemen. This is a men's warehouse bought shirt. I think you look good, buddy. Thank you, Eddie. I think you look good, too. I've done that one.

Thank you, Marcus. You look fine. You're down with Fox News, though, Marcus. I don't trust you anymore. It's not a seven-foot animal on his chest. It's better. Yeah, it's close to it. It's fucking close to it. Tiny hands make those

big shirts. Tiny hands make those fancy shoes. Oh, Jake. Tiny hands make your clothes. Walmart doesn't make my tiny clothes. Yes, it does. All my clothes are from Walmart or Target. Yes, tiny hands make them.

However... They make everything. They make everything. Right. No, I'm trying to get Joseph A. Bank to follow me on Twitter, and I think they will soon. Men's Warehouse followed me on Twitter, and I might be shopping there.

So, Joseph A. Bank, it's up to you. Men's Warehouse follows you on Twitter? Yeah, they followed me because I dissed them in a Joseph A. Bank tweet, and they followed me. Really? I love Men's Warehouse follows you on Twitter? Yeah, they followed me because I dissed them in a Joseph A. Bain tweet and they followed me. Really? I love Men's Warehouse. That's why I like the way you look. I guarantee it, right?

Yeah. And I guarantee it, too. I was not happy about my Joseph A. Bain. Have you been to the one in the Atlantic Center? Of course. That's a good one. I went there just the other day. Oh, my God.

And it's all discount. It's like just racks and racks of coats from like three or four years ago. It's amazing. It's amazing. I'm in there sniffing blazers. I smell them first. And I let them know I'm serious about buying. But then I walk out if they're a bad employee.

Right. Yeah. You got to teach them the business. Yeah, that's correct. You work there? No, I'm always in there. Oh, okay. I'm always going.

You've been there so much. You know what I'm also doing lately, Kevin? I think you're going to like this. I don't know why I think you're going to like it. Going to Applebee's and getting big margaritas. Why did you say Kevin was going to like it? I was just talking to Kevin. Why did you say Kevin was going to like it?

And specifically, margaritas at Applebee's. Why would Kevin be down for that? As a friend, I thought Kevin might want to join me. Yeah, but we're all friends. I don't want to be with you,, but we're all friends, right? I don't want to be with you, Jackie. I don't like Ed. And Holden's too ugly to be in public with.

And Rob, you're busy. You're welcome to come up for a game night. What about me, Ben? Yeah. You're too good for Applebee's. And me? You didn't even mention me. Oh, Marcus, you're too, you know, whatever.

So, wait, so Barnett. That one's fine. Thank you. So Barnett is So, Barnett. That one's fine. Thank you. So, Barnett is local in... I just said, I want to join. Now I'm racist because I asked Kevin to join me for fucking Margarita's Anapoli. Very peculiar. Margarita's Anapoli. I don't invite Kevin anywhere and it just proves I'm not racist.

Uh-huh. Good God. But I love the Fulton Street Mall. Go to it. Yeah, it's fun. I love it. I'm going to Applebee's every other day. They got a guitar center there.

It's really fun. Last time I went to Applebee's, it was garbage food I had. What should I order there? Apps. Get the apps. The wonton tacos. What should I order there? Apps! Get the apps! The wonton tacos! Wait, wonton tacos? Don't judge!

But, I'm not judging, I don't understand what that means. He's the newest cast member on SNL. Oh, wonton tacos, I forgot! I'm not diverse enough! That's why I'm forgetting! Get an episode, man! You get it. That's why I'm forgetting. You get it.

That's amazing. They're very diverse. Very diverse over there. I'm sorry, Barnett, for Kissel, for him inviting you to Applebee's. Applebee's is amazing. I brought anyone to Applebee's in Queens. We spent $85.

We spent $65. You spent $65? And we ate so much food. So much. I thought it was going to be $120. The amount we used. We kept ordering and ordering and ordering. Pictures and apps.

It was cheap. Yep. And then Ray DeVito came and knew everybody. Oh, my God. Okay. There is a comedian. There is a comedian. It was Ray DeVito.

That's with the booze? What? That's with the booze? That's with the booze? With the beer! If you're boozing it up, yeah, that's a good price. No, we got out of there good. Oh my god, it was amazing! Are you guys being paid by all these brands?

This is insane. I hate apple juice. No, it's garbage food. It's below that. It's complete shit. Yeah, we rated them last week. We rated them, right? I wasn't here.

Oh, okay, we did binnigans, chilies, apples. I forgot about that. We rated them. Fuck we said what I wasn't here was the bow okay? We did binnigans Chili Three of them not well macaroni grill over here I like Houston's, too. What the hell is a macaroni grill? Macaroni is of Texas. What are we saying about a Cheesecake Factory? That's like the high end. I like the almond crusted salmon. Okay.

And then I don't really care about the cheesecake. I'm serious about Cheesecake Factory, though. And I really appreciate it, guys. Oh, it's for Chris Froehling. P.F. Chang's. How does everyone feel about P.F. Chang? Fuck the wait. I hate the wait. You hate the wait? Screw the wait.

Screw the wait. Watch a movie. There better be a fucking movie theater or a football stadium next to that fucking P.F. Chang's. You're gonna be waiting for all goddamn three hours of your time. They better be playing God with the Wind at that fucking movie theater. Waiting so long for a damn...

And why doesn't he tell us his name? What's he hiding? What's PF? Yeah, what is the PF? You know what it is? It's please fuck yourself. And wait. Fuck yourself is hyphened.

Yeah, it must be hyphened. That's for sure. All right, so Kev, you're down for Applebee's? No. That's for sure. All right. So, Kev, you're down for Applebee's. No.

I'll be there alone again this Tuesday at 5 p.m. for happy hour. Bennigan's closed down. What? They're done. Bennigan's is done. Yeah, Bennigan's shut down a few years ago. Bennigan's. I'm pretty sure I still have one in my hometown.

I don't know. I think it's gone. Bennigan's closed. Tell that to Saddlebrook, New Jersey. Whoa! There's always one around. I don't know. I think it's gone. Bennigan's closed. Tell that to Saddlebrook, New Jersey. There's always one around. Yeah. 405 North Midland Avenue. We got to take a trip, man.

201-796-6465. Give Bennigan's a call. I'll tell you, man. Bennigan's is a classy establishment. To me, that's the height of luxury, man. I'm going. You'll take money from anybody. I love the term height of luxury.

Yeah, and you guys want to move into the art world for the next one? Can't you say TGI Fridays also does a great beer-garita? I had a wonderful beer- Shop, Colin, you broke a chair. Someone who broke a chair just tried to interrupt me, and I'm not having it. I had a beer-garita, which is a Corona put into a margarita, and a TGI Friday the other day. See, I had that

at a Dallas barbecue, and I puked my brains out. So it was good, yeah. No, no, no. No? I'm just imagining you're alone in all these scenarios.

Always alone, but I'm always making friends. By making friends, I mean walking couples. Alienating people. You should have seen me. I shot red-eye the other night on Friday

and then I was screaming about the Pope because I'm not eating after 8pm. I was screaming about the Pope and I thought this woman was in love with me. But they left. But you say they, so you thought the woman in this couple was in love

with you? Yeah. And then the couple left. So you're drinking instead of eating. After eight? Eight so early? The new Pope sucks. You can't eat after ten. You don't go to sleep until four. Yeah.

Sometimes seven. You can eat until midnight then. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, you got to do it. It's the time relative to your sleep schedule. Yeah, meal time is a contextual thing. Oh, I see. Okay.

I eat breakfast at noon. I eat lunch at 5. I eat dinner at 10. You're killing yourself. You look great. You don't look that great. You should eat. Your hair looks bad. The hair is fine. I like the hair. He's well shaved. I feel like he did good on the shave.

He's got great shoes. The clothes are great. I'll be an. He's well shaved. I feel like he did good on the shave. He's got great shoes. And the clothes are great. The clothes are great. Well, the shirts. I'll be at Applebee's Tuesday, 5 p.m. I'm going to convince them to get beer-garitas on the menu. Otherwise, I'll dip over to TGI Friday's. And employees at Applebee's, you better be prepared to put Fox News on every channel

on those televisions behind the bar. Yeah, because he will throw a 10 for a tantrum if it does not happen. Well, they'd be lucky to have a celebrity. Good point, Ed. Alright, let's move on. A Melbourne, Australia council will edit a mural on a building that depicts people having

sex in a giant hamburger. Love it. Oh man, that should be, I wish that was my album cover if I ever was in a band. The Love it. Oh, man. That should be... I wish that was my album cover if I ever was in a band. The mural commissioned by a Brunswick business owner contains bodies in various sexual positions entangled with lettuce, cheese, and tomato in a sesame seed bun. If you look up on the screen, you'll see the hamburger. It's actually very good.

It's fucking cool. As far as... Yeah. That's extremely... How big is the mural? That's just every good. It's fucking cool. As far as that's extremely how big is the mural? That's just every Jimmy Buffett song right there. Just fucking Wow.

Damn. It's people it's like a lot of daisy chains a lot of doggy style some 69's some reverse cowgirl What's the It's multiracial

It is. More no burger time man. Yeah what's the symbolism do do you think, Jackie? I just wish, I mean, I wish I could be the meat in anybody's scene. Yeah, getting meat. Oh, yeah. Everybody likes hamburgers. Everybody likes sex.

Yeah, getting beefed. Yeah, not everybody likes it. Yeah, that's the problem is that the people who don't get beefed, that's who has the problem with this fucking shit, man. They're like, oh, no, I don't have dick in my mouth. Making gravy. Oh, man. I have made some good gravy, whether it's lumpy or whether it's smooth or whether I've got to add some cornstarch into it.

I like a lumpy gravy. How do you make gravy? Man. Is it flour, butter? Soft, slow, smooth. That's all I got to say. And then you whip it. Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it. Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it.

Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it. That's the gravy I'm talking about, man. I got boats of gravy. That's the thing with Jackie. We always say Jackie is irrational about gravy. Yeah, man. It's like you give me some mashed potatoes, man, I'll fucking boat on it. I'm going gonna boat my gravy

all over it. I got steamboats. I got harpoons. Is that a boat? No, I think it's something you throw off of a boat. Yeah, man. Well, I'm throwing shit off my boat. Ooh, you know what you're thinking of? You're thinking of pontoon. Pontoon!

Oh, I love a pontoon. Pontoons are great. They're for hanging out and having a Pontoon. Oh, I love a pontoon. Pontoons are great. They're for hanging out and having a nice time. They are. Making waves and catching rays up on the roof. Yeah, exactly. That's what you listen to some tunes while you're riding a pontoon. You know?

Smoking weed. Fucking eight girls on it. You do any pontoons recently, Kevin? I feel like pontoon is nearing your future. I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about, man. Pontoon? Man, you gotta listen. Just listen to the song. You don't know what a pontoon is. A pontoon is... in your future. I know what the fuck y'all are talking about, man. Pontoon boat? Man, you gotta listen. Just listen to the song.

You don't know what a pontoon is. A pontoon is... It's inflatable, right? Are there any pontoon brands? No, it's a small boat. I just wanted to give a shout out to. No, no, no. You fucking drink on a pontoon.

Everybody hangs out. There's no roof on a pontoon. You haven't lived. Yeah, I know these boats. Everybody's hanging out on a pontoon. You haven't lived until you're 69 on a pontoon. Oh my God. Making gravy on that boat.

Look, this pontoon has a slide on the upper deck. Yeah, man. A lot of times they have a net that kind of touches the water, and you sit on the net in the boat. It's the best. It's something that hovers above the water. They have the two cylinders there that are full of oxygen that allow it to... Man, that one's got a nice butt on it.

You don't go down. That's why you wanted the pontoon. You see that pontoon? The slide goes out right where the motor is. Oh my goodness, there's a gallon. Yeah, it's more fun with danger. You know what they do too?

It's a redneck thing. You throw coke in the water, get all the fish fucked up on you. That's right. It runs on Coors Light. That's what the whole song's about. There's a Florida Georgia line song called Pontoon

And they say don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue Yeah, yeah, yeah No one cares about it No, no, no Don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue Yeah, on a pontoon It's a really good song No, it's not

It sounds like a fun racial slur for like the Irish Florida Georgia lines are awful Yeah, call them pontoon You fucking pontoon a fun racial slur for like the Irish. Florida Georgia wines are awful. Yeah, call him a pontoon. You fucking pontoon. Every time you see an Irishman, call him a pontoon

and just see if they get upset. That's a rich Irishman. He might punch you in the face. Yeah, maybe. Kevin? No, I feel like

it'd be good for like Native Americans. Oh, well. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pontoons? Yeah, we'll ride them across

their own water. Kevin, man, I see pontoons in your future. These are great times. Oh, I. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pontoons? Yeah, we'll ride them across the American land. Kevin, man, I see pontoons in your future. These are great times. Oh, I hope so. It's a very versatile word, I think, actually. Yeah. The word pontoon is extremely fun.

It could be breasts. It could be... Oh, yeah. You name it. She had a pair of bonkers pontoon. It could be a blunt. Or a sex style. Smoked disc pontoon. Could be a blood sex style. Smoke this pontoon. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. I can't believe I recently thought an employee of mine was calling one of my Mexican friends

burnt toast and I thought that that was a new fun racial slur. She didn't mean it that way but I thought it was fun. It's like not as, you know.

Yeah, it's a little more subtle. Yeah, it's subtle. Burnt toast. Did he burn the toast a lot? He did burn the toast, so I thought she was calling him burnt toast. No, no, what you do is you call them toasters. Ooh, all right, yay! You burn them up.

Marcus can turn anything into a racial slur. Do wrench. Fucking wrench. You get out of here. Jesus, Marcus. That was horrible. It like hurts when you say it. You just say it in a southern accent.

That's it? That's all you have to do? It doesn't even work. Give me another one. You goddamn toaster strudel. No, just toasters. You fucking toasters. You make it brown.

You trying to make our white brown. No, you just say it and then you say, you get out of here. Pop-tarts. You pop-tarts, you get out of here. It does work. It does work. Who would have thought, man? It's all about the attitude.

Yeah, it really is. That's the best way to get people out of your place. Oh my god. Honey glazed turkey. You fucking, you honey glazed turkey. You get out of here. Wow.

Kissel, you gotta go. He directed it at you. You're obviously the only honey glazed turkey here. I know. I see it. It's true. Oh, so sad. Well, I'm offended.

I am offended. Racists are just frustrated creative people. They're quite appalled. They're just getting mad because, you know, they'll say the most creative shit, you know, not the most, the worst, but when they're saying racist shit, they'll be really creative about it. Hitler, Mengele. Yeah, yeah, Hitler. they're saying racist shit, they'll be really creative about it. Hitler, Mangala. Yeah, yeah, Hitler.

They're all fucking mad artists. That is true. Miles Davis. There's so many things you can call black people, but they're already called black people. So many words for it. All new things. I've been hearing about all these racial slurs about, I guess not racial slurs, animal slurs. I've been hearing about all these racial slurs about, I guess not racial slurs, animal slurs.

I heard recently somebody called a raccoon a trash panda, which I liked a lot. Yeah, and then you look at a snake, it's called a danger noodle. Which I think that's fun. This is great. Racial slurs for animals. Racial slurs for animals. You can displace the hate. I guarantee we're going to get more Twitter hate for those two comments

than we have for anything else. You got a favorite? It's called the cat snake. Never call a snake a danger noodle. I just think it's the funniest thing

I've ever heard of trash fandom. Move racism towards animals. You fucking trash fandom. Well, that's why racist people love to yell

epithets. They're fun to say. Right. So say it about animals Well, that's why racist people love to yell epithets. They're fun to say. Right. So say it about animals so no one's going to get upset if I can see a raccoon in a goddamn trash panda. People used to call black people

moon crickets. You know how fun that is? You can't say that, but you can say trash panda. Moon cricket is an incredible word. A lizard could be a sandy tire. A sandy tire. A sandy tire?

You get out of here! You know what? We haven't done an animal story yet, if we're talking about animals. Let's do it. Yeah. A radio station in Zimbabwe was temporarily forced off the air after a group of baboons raided a transmission tower and chewed through the radio station's cable. I love it.

How fun of a day for those wonderful... For the bamboos, it's a great day. They're chewing through wires. Two of them got electrocuted, I'm sure. No. The Chronicle newspaper said the newly launched YAH-FM went down during the breakfast

show on Wednesday, sending technicians into an emergency search to identify the problem. They said, we initially thought it was the ongoing load shedding. That would be another word for power outage. Oh, I thought that was jerking off. Yeah, I thought that was... I love that.

It's like danger noodle. No, no, I've been load shedding all day. I thought it was when someone comes on you and you forget about it and fall asleep and wake up the next day and it's all dried up on you and then you have to like peel it off. That's load shed. Yeah,

because you don't have time to take a shower so you just have to run out the door. I never have time to take a shower, Marcus. You're on the train and it's in your arm hair

and you're like, what am I going to do with that? You have to load shed. Yeah. No matter who's sitting next to you on the train. Ew, that, that is rough.

That's rough stuff. People are filthy fucking shitting and cumming machines all day long. No, it's the best part. It's not. I call it my belly dandruff. Ear wax. Belly dandruff. Yeah, yeah.

Or chest dandruff. I guess, yeah, most women's like, if I got cum on me, it's covered up. So I'm not going to, you know, graft it on somebody else. Right, yeah, but it's your hair. You have to think about your life. Yeah, or on my chest. I just usually put a shirt on and be. You have to think about your life. Or on my chest. Usually I'll put a shirt on and be like, I'll deal with this later.

Just tell them it's day-old yogurt. Oh, this is just a bunch of day-old yogurt in my hair. Anyways, back to the PowerPoint. I forgot I had all this yogurt in my hair. I was eating yogurt all night. Trying to conserve.

Water shortage. No, you just got back from L.A. That's why you keep blaming water shortage. The water shortage is, yeah. I just feel bad, man, because L.A.'s got it so bad. We're fine here. I know, but we could just waste all we want. It makes me want to waste water more when I'm in New York.

Maine is just full of it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Maine has more fresh water than anywhere else in the world. All kinds of water. Why can't they sell some to L.A.? Well, they do. It's called Poland Springs.

Oh, really? Poland Springs comes from Maine. Oh, that's such a good one. I love Maine. Just like I love pumpkin spice. Anything pumpkin spice I love, and I love Maine. Put a mousse on it. Am I right, guys?

Are you doing like a Jersey guy or a white girl? I'm dealing with every person that comes into the coffee shop I work in. Have you guys been to Maine? You got pumpkin spice for coffee? I hate all of you people.

You got pumpkin spice for coffee in a Maine. I got pumpkin spice in my coffee. You, pumpkin spice for coffee in the main. I got Bible. I'm with the main. I got pumpkin spice in my coffee. You just run out of spit throughout the day because you're spitting at everybody's mouth. Yeah. No, no. I can't spit enough.

You just have dry mouth at 5 o'clock. My second favorite weirdo I ever met, he had a cross-eyed. He was from Maine, and he traveled to do deadliest catch crab hunting. He was a great guy. The reason he was cross-eyed is because he took an axe to the head when he was a kid. Wow. He was playing with the axe, and he hit it against a tree, and it wasn't strong enough. And so it bounced off the tree and flipped back and split him right in between the eyes and the head.

And it stuck in to the point where he had to pull it out. And he went cross-eyed. But, Ed, I'm sorry. I don't mean to stop you, but you said this is your second favorite freak? Yeah. What's your first favorite freak? Marcus. Oh! Thank you.

Thank you. You get a big toothy smile just for that. Thank you, Ed. Thank you very much. Now it's time for a segment from Old McNally. Really? It's the All Hallows Eve month. So we're going to enjoy that. Yeah, that's right.

Every week of it. And we're going to enjoy that with a new segment called Tales from the Crypt. Where we all come up with a new idea for an episode of Tales from the Crypt. Because Marcus has a lot of money and he brought Tales from the Crypt back. Tales from the Crypt is like, this is actually good for our audience. Tales of the Crypt, if you haven't seen it, it's a piece of garbage. It is a horror. Excuse me?

You just said racist stuff. You're definitely in the camp. Can we hear the Crypt Kickers laugh? Oh, yeah. Why don't you just let them finish Tales of the Crypt? Put a bad YouTube edit, whoever that is. That's true. So, my idea for an episode will be entitled Haunted Balls. What it is is, right, it's a guy gets a blowjob from another ghost man, right?

And the ghost man sucks his dick and then the ghost man sucks on his balls, right? Kind of like in Ghostbusters. Yeah. But it's two dudes doing it. Raw. Two dudes doing it to one dude. No, no, no. Well, okay, yeah.

Now that you say it, yeah. There's two ghost guys decide to double team. Both of them. And it's during a storm. And lightning strikes right when the ghosts are sucking on his balls and it shoots their ghost powers into his balls. Right. Right.

And then for the rest of the episode, the balls are just super annoying. He tries to get a job and he can't, you know, because the balls are always talking. What are they saying? Questions for him, you know, just being like, yeah, it's fun being in these pants. I love these pants. And he can't get a job. Good tale, Holden. What do you got, man?

A horror tale from the host of Last Podcast on the left. I go to Applebee's. You go to Applebee's. What's the name of it? Is it called Applebee's? Full Price Apps No! What?

And it is devastating The sound sponsor Jackie What's your idea? I've got demons inside of me I think this has a lot to do with the fact that At 6am this morning Which was way too early to be reading about the Toy Box Killer,

that someone posted on last podcast this morning, which actually... That is a day ruiner. Who's the Toy Box Killer? Tell me about him real quick. Sub him up real fast. Real fast, the Toy Box Killer, David Parker Ray, operated out of Elephant Butte, New Mexico in the late 80s, early 90s. Great name for a town. Oh, yeah, great name.

It's actually around a little, it's actually a little lake. What he would do is he would, him and his wife would kidnap women, drug them, tie them down, and then when they would wake up in his little toy box, as he called it, his little torture fuck room, he would play a tape with his, him talking. It was a shed.

Okay, it was a shed, whatever. Well, it was his toy box. Yeah, it's his toy box. But he would, it would be him talking about what was going to be happening to them over the next few days. And they have a transcript of the tape. I've only read the transcript. I never heard the tape. Well, the tape doesn't exist. But it is a nightmare. Yeah, it's him

talking about what he's going to do to them over the next few days. And their photos. How his dog is going to fuck with, actually fuck them. There are photos of the last women that he had in there. And then after he drugs them for a few days, he just lets them go because they can't remember any of it, and they're just fucked up for the rest of their lives, and they have no idea why.

Damn. You know when you read something really early in the morning and it really fucks with your day? I don't know why you're on the last podcast. Because I was on the bus to work at 6 o'clock this morning and that's what I saw. And I read all about it, so it really fucked my day. So here's my Tales for the Crypt thing. So basically, you get captured by a person that you are getting drugged, you're getting tortured, which you gave all of that stuff away.

But that's what it was based on. But the thing is that you get away, which I know that one of the girls did. You get away, but rather than stabbing the mistress in the neck, you instead murder both of them and you eat them. And when you eat them, because you're so disoriented and you think that this is what you're going to do, so you hack them up and you eat them because you're so disoriented and you think this is what you're going to do. So you hack them up and you eat them as a revenge.

They've made you inside. And then they get inside of you. And then you realize it's like, oh, that's how it gets passed on. I think that's a bit too much like haunted balls. It's also pretty much the plot to Jason Goes to Hell. Man, it's the best. I love that Jason movie. It gets no credit. Oh, I don't know that Jason goes to hell. It's a pretty much the plot to Jason Goes to Hell. Man, it's the best. I love that Jason movie gets no credit. Oh, I don't know that Jason goes to hell.

It's a great one. I'm flying by the love of it. I guess I got rejected. I got rejected. It's Haunted Balls Part 2. Electric Boogaloo. All right. It's Haunted Balls Part 2.

Electric Boogaloo. All right. That's our idea. So I definitely win because the first one's always the best one. Ed? Oh, me? Except for Sister Act. I think win because the first one's always the best one. Ed? Oh, me? Except for Sister Act. I think Sister Act 2 is by far the better Sister Act, yes.

Mine's called Full Price Apps. Mine's called The Zookeeper. All right. So what this guy is, he's got one of those brain switcher machines that they have at the end of Young Frankenstein. Yeah. And then he'll kidnap you if you stay too late at the zoo and Young Frankenstein. And then he'll kidnap you if you stay too late at the zoo and the door is shut.

Then he'll kidnap you. And then he'll grab you with a different zoo animal and he'll switch your brains. And so your brain is permanently inside of an ostrich. But you can't say nothing but oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You try to scream, I'm not an ostrich. I'm not an ostrich. Yeah, but that's like a Christian plater.

And then the ostrich brain goes into your mouth. In your brain. And so your body, he starts filling up a mental institution with these people that he fills with the animal brains and who's your old body, and they're all just kicking around this mental institution and all the animals are just beating on each other and pecking at each other, even though they're just people.

And he's the zookeeper. Ooh. I'm the zookeeper. Not remember when christian slater got the heart of the baboon with marissa tromé oh my god yeah it's kind of the same thing as haunted balls it might as well be haunted balls part three haunted balls takes manhattan the zookeeper what are you gonna do to you all right the whole thing's derailed marcus make a It might as well be 100 Balls Part 3 100 Balls Takes Manhattan. The zoo, Kiva. What are you going to do? All right, the whole thing's derailed. Marcus, make a choice.

He better leave before 7 o'clock. Bob hasn't gone, but what is the name of that Marissa Tomei Christian Slater movie, Marcus? What? He had the heart of a baboon. I thought she loved him. Untamed heart.

Untamed heart. Yeah, that's right. Those are both. I love them all. They're all really good. More like Untamed Haunted Balls. Two electric boogaloo. It's hard to tell something new, but you guys all seem to do it.

I love full apps. I was thinking like the Crypt Keeper comes out, right? Introduces the show and he's like it's future and it's like it becomes the future and the presidential race is done by wrestling right

and the Crypt Keeper is the wrestling announcer and it's like Chris Christie against against Hillary Clinton in like a super death match like one of

those like but really like 80s fucking like Road Warriors, bloody like cage matches. And it's just fucking absolutely brutal. And then. Hillary Clinton's a tough get. Yeah. Chris Christie, we could get him.

Yeah. But, and then the ending is. Just throw some sandwiches in front of the camera you got Chris Christie everybody whoever wins gets the president to become president

right okay uh but uh it's a bad way to choose a president and uh Chris Christie

ends up kicking the shit out of him very bloody battle really battle brutal jersey no holds barred yeah and he has like

henchmen and he pulls out a log so it's just like fucking really and then Clinton comes out there with a saxophone and he fucks him up

you know because he's just a goon and quick for a big man yeah so just fucking it's just really brutal woman

the first time a woman is going to be president but then out of nowhere comes Ric Flair's daughter I hung out with her before she's got big tits. Yeah, this chick.

I've only seen it twice and I'm not a big wrestler but I'm fascinated by Ric Flair's daughter. She's got... I've hung out with her. And she says, woo, you've hung out with her?

Yeah, because Ric Flair's kids went to my high school. Yeah, Holden had a connection to Ric Flair, oddly enough. Yes. The most annoying wrestler. Ric Flair's son. He's the best wrestler.

Woo! Ric Flair's son. Woo. You want to be the man, you got to beat the man. Diamonds are forever. He never shuts up. The best monologues of all time. Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, that is my era. Ultimate Warrior is my favorite

monologues of all time. Oh my god, there's five of them Ed they're great the Road Warriors were pretty badass Marcus did I win? no full can I take this one?

huh? full price absolutely but it's oh yeah mine ends up Chris Christie wins and then total nuclear disaster

nuclear disaster Nuka ends the whole episode society sounds a bit like a fucking haunted ball spin off whatever a fucking haunted ball spinoff.

Whatever. Like a comic book spinoff. Oh, no. Don't get most of the animals. Oh, my God. My fucking balls are haunted. Oh, my God. I'm torturing these women.

I'm torturing them. Oh, don't worry. We'll see you later. I'm using my toys. Wait a second. Wait a second. Are we just... Did we accidentally walk into another showing of haunted balls, or is this the torture movie?

You're a fucking piece of garbage. You and your balls are garbage. Would you like a banana, you new monkey? See, that's the thing. If anyone's actually seen a Tales from the Crypt episode or has seen as many of them as I have, the zookeeper is... Yeah! That's the best... I love Tales to the Convent.

Full Price Apps is no plot, Bill. Give me a plot. You gotta stop saying it because Ed screams every time he says it. Full Price Apps? I can't deal with it.

All right, so that's this week's roundtable, whatever it was. Hallie Keefer, you're here. Thanks for having me. Thanks so much for being here. And then Jackie and Ed. What? And then Marcus. Yeah, you can follow me.

I'm at Twitter, at Jack the Worm. Fuck yeah. I'm selling myself tonight, boys. I'm up for sale Haley what's your twitter thing it's my full name I'm not going to spell it it's difficult to spell your name

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Chilkoot, Charlie's. What's your album called again? The new one's Dreams Never Die. Get it on Spotify. Seven hip hop tracks on there. Including coffee and weed and babies and shit. And then I'm doing Ask Cat if you're in New York coming up in December. The first week of December. Are you doing the story? Yeah, I'm doing ASCAP if you're in New York coming up in December the first week

of December are you doing the story yeah I'm doing the story that's amazing yeah yeah they contacted me so I think that's a cool date to plug on yeah that's awesome thank you guys for having me I love this whose dream is it it's a little

tiny boy's dream that's right with a little tiny boy's dream That's right Crash with a little tiny boy In his tiny little ball I'm a Ben Kissel on Twitter Marcus Parks is at Marcus Parks Lift up your Skirt the little boy

Where'd you get that skirt little boy It was at RT of gentlemen At RT of gentlemen Good night, everybody. And the tiny boys, show me your tiny boys dream. You sure you want to have that on public record?