The Roundtable of Gentlemen - Episode 33: Even More Breast Milk

Episode Date: May 4, 2015

That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.

That's awesome, actually. That's a great name. I play one of the drug students. I don't see it. I can't believe he picked you for that role of a lifetime. Alright, I guess we should start the fucking thing. Yes, yes. Let's pray to Beelzebub. I think, Jax, you're on the old duty. Oh yeah, I'm on the duty to the tooties.

Suck on some duty to just shit your pants? Get a little tootie, am I right? Alright, everybody, come on. Those are two funny words, though. I know, Toody and Toody. I guess I'm praying for fucking that. Toody, Toody Patini. Alright, let's just...

Holden, you need to start smoking cigarettes again. Just for the audience so they know before we even get started. Holden, this is his first day without the smoke, so that's why his annoyance levels... Dear God, give me a fucking cigarette! Jackie, could you also pray for that? Actually, I was honestly going to pray for all the things that fucking piss me the fuck off to go away, which means

Holden giving up cigarettes. I'm gonna talk about that. I'm gonna talk about Dear God, also. I got a list here. Not really, man. I just fucking found out I was on prayer. But I got a lot of things to fucking pray about. I pray that everyone looks pretty in the Oscars tonight. Because I need something to jerk off to.

That was for Kissel. Thank you. Jackie doesn't masturbate. She jerks off. And God knows that. And that's why I put it in the prayer. I also pray for more hungover positive days for everybody here. I had a good positive hangover day.

And, you know, it really makes you look up to things when you're like, I drink and I have a good time. And I feel bad afterwards, and that's okay. In today's hose, we pray, That's all I got, fucking God. Subdue him. Oh! Amen! Hell yeah.

What a prayer. And intense. Welcome to the Round Table of Gentlemen. This is quite the kooky podcast. Who are you folks? Jackie Zabrowski. Ed Larson. Oh, I love Jackie.

We just had a meeting about not speaking over Jackie's oink. Oink, oink. Thank you. Ed Larson. Alderman Meeley Cowabunga. Yeah, Kevin Barnett. What's up? Call Ed. Ben Chowtime Kissel here. And in the Chuckle Hut, we have got the very, very talented Max Boijon. Hey, how's it going?

Hello, Max. Very nice mustache. Nice patrolman look. And then we have the very muscular and non-asthmatic Jason Kephart. How are you, Jason? Two of those statements are a lie. That's right, but he does run the newest, hottest sports podcast around,

The Middle Relief. Check it out. And then the very Todd Kebby... Matt Marano is here. Matt Marano, ladies and gentlemen. Bunga Bunga. Bunga Bunga with us as always. Doing his homework. Newsman Marcus Parks.

What do you got for us, buddy? Second week in a row, local news. Yes! What do you got in the news, Marcus? I'll tell ya. Already annoying. Immediately annoying. Did you guys hear about that Five Alarm Fire in Brooklyn

earlier this week? No. I'm surprised. There was a Five Alarm Fire in Brooklyn earlier this week. Killed one person and left dozens homeless. They found out why the fire happened.

Voodoo sex ritual gone wrong. I feel like this is a voodoo sex ritual gone terribly right. The entire point, the entire world burns after you climax inside of a small infant or something. What it started off as is that it was supposedly a good luck ceremony where

the man was supposed to do some kind of voodoo bullshit. What is irony? Yes. These fellows were Haitian. Yes, they were Haitian. Just very unorganized people, man. So were they having a voodoo sex thing or were they just

cooking? It started off as a good luck ceremony and they just started fucking for whatever reason. Patience. Patience, yeah. And they had candles all over the floor. And the clothes that were thrown off in the throes of passion landed on the candles, started the fire.

Here's what made the fire go out of control. The roommate was in the other room ironing. What? He was in the other room ironing. What? He was in the other room ironing. How do you iron through that? Just whistling. It's probably a Connecticut transplant who just fucking moved here a week ago. And he's like, they seem weird, but I'm open-minded.

This is a dude just trying not to hate Haitians. He's like, I'm fucking not your friend. That's ironing. Just ironing in here then. And so the fire began. And this guy, while the voodoo priest, a hougon as they call them. Oh. Yeah, that's the name for it.

He was going back and forth to the bathroom trying to put the fire out. The guy that was ironing went and opened the window and opened the door. Not oxygen. Oxygen. And it was one of those, it was that extremely windy night and so it just ignited the whole thing. Just blazed it.

What constitutes a five alarm fire? Five different companies of fire fighters. Oh, okay. I was just about to ask that. I like that. Learning. Do you want to re-ask it? So what does constitute...

I've heard of a one alarm, but then a whole five alarm fire. It's five different firefighting... I actually knew that. I heard that before somewhere. That's interesting, though. I was happy to confirm that. There must have been a point where they were fucking. They knew the fire

had started, and they were like, okay, we'll just wait and finish fucking. I would say that would be a hard thing in my mind, because I would probably, I would try to finish real fast. Yeah, jizz on the fire. Jizz on the fire, try to put it out. Not to mention, I mean, it's a very comical scene

where he's humping on top of her, and she's like, I'm hot, I'm hot. He's like, I know you are, baby. You're fucking burning up. She's like, I'm on fire. I'm on fire. like, I know you are, baby. You're fucking burning up. She's like, I'm on fire! I'm on fire! He's like, I know, baby! I'm fucking the king! And then, that's probably when he came, so hopefully it worked in his favor.

Ben, do you call yourself the king? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I do. The king. Yeah, I flex my male tits. The squire or something like that? Yeah, I make her tell me three jokes and then we can go into it. So it's pretty fantastic.

Usually a loaf of bread is involved, which is great. Yeah, the voodoo priest named Pierre. No, that's a good standard Haitian name. Nelson Pepe Pierre. That name is incredibly Haitian. Yeah, it's really good.

I can see it, man. I picture him with a purple shirt and his lopsided head. Yeah, looking like some 1970s new home. But what do you think it was good luck for, though? Why is it, why would they have

all the candles out and then it would turn into fucking, what is it good luck for? It promised, it promised to change her life. And she paid 300 bucks for this. Wow. Before she wasn't raped, and now she is.

She just got railed on. It's conception. Good luck for the baby that I'm planting in you. Let's light a fire. This is not the best way to conceive a child. We know this. Have we learned something from Eddie Murphy's The Golden Child?

This boy is going to be a demon. Because one person did die in the fire. Who was it? It was a 65 year old retired teacher. Oh, he's the victim of these voodoo sex acts. Was she

involved in the situation or just like a neighbor? Just a neighbor. And the funny thing is about the other neighbors is the other neighbors really aren't all that pissed at Pierre. They're like you know what, Pierre's a pretty good guy. It was an accident. I don't care how much I like you.

You burn everything I own, I don't like you anymore. That's a good stance to have. But I will say, in Pierre's defense a woman paid him $300 to have sex with him. And he made nice accompaniments with the candles

and the fantastic music. I assume she was well-fed as well. I mean, he did nothing wrong but court this woman perfectly. And then the Lord remembered that he hates Haitians. Really, I think the blame should be put on the roommate. Because it turned a manageable fire into this entire inferno.

Because he went, he opened up the window, opened up the door, and after that, he just went back to ironing his pants. What? Amidst the flames? Amidst the flames. That's what you do, though. This is fucking on purpose. He definitely did this on purpose.

Man, talk about irony. You suck! You suck! You have roommates as well, right? Have you ever experienced something your roommate was doing that disturbed you so greatly you just had to keep your door shut and continue to fake iron? I was not fake ironing. I just turned up Terminator 2 really, really loud.

There's so many gunshots. Children burn in that anyway. This movie is just really good. I knew they had 3D technology, but who knew Smell-O-Vision was a real thing? Or Flame-O-Rama.

That's kind of fun. Smell-O-Vision is a real thing. Or Flame-O-Rama. That's kind of fun. Do you know Smell-O-Vision's just made for farts? Yeah. Which, by the way, I came to. What? There's this scene in this porno. I was just about to come. And she just started farting on this chick's face.

I was talking about it last. A porno is just, it sneaks up on you now. And they start doing crazy shit in the middle, but I'm already almost done, because I liked what they were doing before she got her face farted all over, and then I had to come to that. So that's a new thing now.

Now you're into that now? I'm not into it, but I can't stop! I don't know what to do! Speaking of porn, Murano here loves the anime porn. I'm a Huge fan. Now what's your favorite thing, man? I like it's girl on girl

and one of the girl's clitorises will grow to penis size and she'll fuck the other girl. See, I didn't know they were doing that kind of stuff in that movie. They can do anything. The magic of animation. Sky's the limit. Kevin, what do you think of it? You like that kind of stuff too, right?

What? I don't know. I've never watched it, man. you think about it? You like that kind of stuff too, right? What? I don't know. I've never watched it, man. I always see it come up on a fucking RedTube and whatever hamster shit, but... Oh, don't pretend

like you don't know the name. Ex-hamster, man. It slipped my mind. Fuck you, man. Sometimes niggas be fucking up, man. I've been fucking up a lot this week

and this weekend. I've been fucking up. But, no. I never watched it. No, but you would rather watch an animated girl do that, but, like, not, would you rather, would you like to watch two girls, like, a girl, like, raping another girl with a dildo? No, not at all. I think there's something about the whole fantasy aspect of it. Plus, I just like anime and, you know, Final Fantasy and stuff. I think it's all about that.

Yeah, that's my fantasy seven, man. Fucking rules. Do they have ones with, like, Chun-Li in I think it's all there. Yeah, Final Fantasy 7, man! Fucking rules! Do they have ones with Chun-Li in it? Yeah, they do. They have ones with Chun-Li, they have ones with the Final Fantasy characters in them. Really? Is there an FF7 one? Yeah, yeah, 7.

The most popular characters in Final Fantasy. Do you think that your love of anime porn is the reason you currently have an Asian girlfriend? I don't know. I never dated Asians before. I just went on an Asian streak. So what happened first? The anime porn or the Asian girlfriend? Anime porn. Someone has

everything to do with it. She's a sweetheart. We watch it together. That's great. I will vow she is an extremely nice girl. She's awesome. Whoa, buddy! What does that mean, Marcus? I'm just saying. She's a extremely nice girl. She's awesome. Whoa, buddy! What does that mean, Marcus? I'm just saying, she's a very nice girl. I enjoy her company.

Are you guys going to trade Asian girlfriends? She's going to trade Asian girlfriends right now as well. You are extra friendly to my girlfriend. She appreciated it. I wish I was Asian because I feel like I would understand what it would be like to have a twin. You know, like three billion of them. Wildly racist. No, no, no.

Human beings all look the same. And we're all very beautiful in our own special ways. Good cover up. Then you don't look Asian. Oh, how about you want a hot dog? Oh, you want a hot dog? I feel like my mother's in the room. I've been doing that for three years

that impression it kills I just asked Holden on the way here we were talking about getting Thai food for lunch today at work and I was like I want that and Katie my other employee was like you're not supposed to do that in public is that really racist

does that sound like just like your t-shirt too they won't let you wear your t-shirt at work. It's not racist. You're trying to assimilate into a culture. By that measure, every time you talk to an Arab deli man, you're like, why are you making fun of my accent, Arab fella?

It's like you're just trying to entertain them. How do you talk to an Arab deli man, Ben? Oh, I... No, I'm saying when they speak English. I speak to them in my native tongue. like you're just trying to entertain them how do you talk to an arab deli man ben oh i know i'm saying when they speak english i speak to them in my native tongue i can't do accents you were trying to do an arab accent but you're ordering a sandwich no deli oh a little while little jimmy schmitz is that a little jimmy schmitz that's arab i don't know it sounded something like it i love i love what people were just racist. They don't know it. I was in Salisbury, Maryland, which is the middle of nowhere,

just last night, and I was doing this show. The dude was running the show. This guy was in his 40s, just like a regular-ass dude. And apparently, they told me afterwards, I was the first black person to ever perform there. So it was just fucking weird. It was like an Elks Lodge. Whoa!

Breaking down barriers! All right! This is my history month. But as soon as I walk in the door, this dude is like a guy in his 40s, It was like an Elks Lodge. Whoa! Breaking down barriers! All right! History month! History month! But, like, as soon as I walk in the door, this dude is like a guy in his 40s just wearing regular-ass clothes. He's like, oh, oh! And he goes to the back, and he pulls out this Biggie Smalls shirt, and he wears it

for the whole night. That is adorable. That's like when you start to court girls in sixth grade. You have no idea what they like. Yeah, man. He likes you, man. That means he likes you. Yeah. It's like when you're with the girl, and she's in your girls in 6th grade and you have no idea what they like. Yeah, man, he likes you, man. That means he likes you. Yeah, it's like when you're with the girl

and she's in your bedroom in 6th grade and you put on an NSYNC CD. You're like, I get you. That's that sweet kind of racist. They just kept being accidentally racist. I walk in and it's like, hey, man, we got food back there. We got fried chicken.

I'm sorry. It's like they immediately went to shit like that. It just has your name on it, Kevin. With the fried chicken in I'm sorry. It's like they immediately went to shit like that. It just has your name on it? Kevin. With the fried chicken in the

bucket. Big watermelon slices. That's adorable. Can we watch you eat this? Pulling out their I voted for Obama

buttons and shit. Where are the guns? Take a bunch of pictures. I just can't believe that you were the first black comedian. It's 2011. They're not on the pulse of stand-up comedy.

That's for damn sure. Yeah, it kept going, too, because after that night, the guy, he DJ'd at some club that was nearby. And I was actually surprised. It was in the middle of nowhere. I was expecting Hicks. They're going to be stupid. But they're really smart, the crowds.

And then he's like, yeah, can we go to that? And he's like, yeah, this is Salisbury, Maryland. This is what we're about. And we go to this bar and just everything I thought Salisbury, Maryland was going to be was not the show. We go to the bar and it was exactly that. Every girl in there was just fucking obese. Half of them didn't have teeth.

Maryland's very ugly. So how big was your boner immediately? Oh, just huge. Just like a giant. As you're walking into a Taco Bell you're like, I know I can eat everything immediately? Oh, just huge. Just like a giant. As you're walking into a Taco Bell, you're like, I know I can eat everything here.

Oh. That's what's great about small town bars. Anyway, continue. Yeah, so then he was like, he was like, hey man, you trying to fucking

girl night? I was like, ah man, I suppose so. He's like, there's this girl over there, she likes black dudes a lot, man,

she talked to her. I was like, all right. How does she even know? What's she basing her opinion off of? 50 Cent and Jay-Z? So he's like, yeah, she talked to her. I'm like, which one? He's like, oh, the girl over there.

And there's some girls. They're like the only ones that are in shape in the whole spot. And they're all blonde. And there's this one girl in the back. He's like, which one? I was like, oh, the one with the dark hair. And look at her. It's this bitch.

Just huge. Just giant. Like, not even a fine-ass fat girl. Just straight up fat. Round as fuck. I'm just like, for real, man? Really? He's like, yeah, man.

Love the black dudes. I'm like, all right, thanks. Of course you do. That's all she can get. Yeah, exactly. Oh, good for her. I love her. And I'll tell you,

I like that she likes the black guys because I can be a nice substitute around two in the morning in the bathroom. No, you can't. I can be. No, you're not swamped. No, I know, but she's morbidly obese and she's drunk by 2 a.m. And then you take her into the bathroom and you do your business with her.

What's the largest woman you've been with? Well, I'll tell you one thing. I told her, I said, you should go out there and be a pro wrestler. You could be the next Yokozuna. She was a larger lady. But she looked great in her bra and panties, aka her t-shirt and jeans.

But you couldn't really tell the difference because she was just bubbling out of everywhere. But I'll tell you, who doesn't like bacon bread, huh? Murano, have you ever been with a big Tubbs? When I first moved to New York, I was just, yeah, yeah, definitely I have. My friend was staying with me. He was English.

So he thought she was pretty thin. No, no, no. He was really mean about it. He was like, so Adam, she wasn't bad, right? He's like, yeah, she was a bit of a pig. Yeah, yeah, he's real mean.

But yeah, you know, but whatever. She's a person, you know? That's right. She had to be a good person over here. So, Kevin, did you approach this woman at all or did you just let her be ugly on her own?

At one point, I was just sitting there at the bar, and she was sitting next to me. It was all by herself and shit, and I was like, I want to be friends. I was like, I might as well. I'm in the middle of a solid bed in Maryland. I'll do this shit. I was like, hey, what's up? She tried me. I was like, bitch, you realize what the fuck I look like?

I was like, what? She wouldn't talk to me, so I left. She snubbed you? Yeah, man. Oh my God. What was your opening line to her? Eat here often? Something like that?

I was hammered, man. I don't remember what it was. The thing is, just because she's fat doesn't mean she doesn't have standards, though. You gotta give her something. What are you trying to say about me? Kevin is a rising star.

He's gonna be a millionaire in five years. This woman lives in Salisbury. God knows. What do you rate Kevin? Kevin, one rising star. He's going to be a millionaire in five years. This woman lives in Salisbury. God knows. What do you rate Kevin? Kevin, one to ten. I mean, if I'm talking for myself, I'm going to give him a one, only because my girlfriend gives him an 11. So I cannot.

I think everybody's girlfriend gives him an 11. My girlfriend actually said some nice shit about you, and it got me upset. I was talking like it was a joke. I was like, oh, I'm going to get you the Lucas Brothers for Valentine's Day. And she's like, yeah, and Kevin Barnett, too. I was like, where the fuck did his name come from? And she goes, well,

he's really funny. It's like that movie Birth of a Nation was about Kevin. He just fucks so he can fuck any white chick he wants. Look, man, I didn't ask to be this beautiful. This is just my life. But, Kevin, you have that problem also, right? Definitely.

I just wanted to get you involved, and I just did it in the worst way. I have nothing to know where to go. I'm pro-Tamarkus. A man in California has been convicted of assault and battery after ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water bottle. I will say, that is the exact definition of vitamin water. It's full of nutrients, supplements.

This woman was probably feeling great for like three days, and she's like, what's going on? And he's like, I came in your water bottle. And then she got upset. Oh no, she immediately got sick. Because apparently he shot a pretty big load in there. Yeah, because then it's just going to be chunky and tasting like Bisquick

rather than tasting like a side raspberry. So was this a revenge thing, or was it a fetish thing? It was a fetish thing. His name is Michael Kevin Lallana. Uh-oh, Kevin Barnett. Oh, yeah. Similar. Sort of similar. Uh-oh, Kevin Barnett. Oh, yeah. Similar. Sort of similar.

Sort of similar. One name they share. One out of four. And he worked with this blonde woman, doesn't mention her name, worked with her at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company. She's actually pretty hot. I'm sure she is. Yeah, he's a troll of a man.

That makes sense. She's real hot. She's dynamite hot. Yeah, she's real hot she's dynamite she's real fucking hot you wanna see yeah so sexually I'm coming your pulling spring anytime you want baby he said that he uh he did, quote, her lips had touched it. Oh!

That's so gross! How quickly would he have come if he actually touched her lips with his cock? I mean, this guy has no, what do you call that, endurance. So he came twice in one day? No, no, no, no. The incidents were a few months apart. Like, he did it once. She drank it. She got really sick.

And then a few months later, she drank it. It happened again. She got really sick. So she took it to a lab, had it tested, and they're like, there's cum in there. This is troll cum. Yeah, this is troll cum. There's troll cum in your water. What's wrong with that guy that it made her

that sick? I mean, you swallow it all the time. How can it make you that sick? You swallow it all the time? Well, yeah, right? I don't know. Here's what's great. They sent it to a private lab to have it tested.

It came back as semen. She called the cops, and they somehow traced it back to this dude. Like, there was no other... That's where you get DNA evidence from. Is this semen on police file? That's how they take DNA. They had to, I guess, do a subpoena

to get him to... That would be the best day at work for the dude who didn't come in her water bottle. All the male employees! You gotta come. You gotta cum. You gotta cum at noon. Whatever you want. You want a prostitute? We can get you a prostitute. You just have to cum. That would be fantastic.

Kepa, you wanted to weigh in on the subject. Well, I'm just curious. Jackie said she's never she was wondering why that woman got sick. You've never even had a tummy ache? No, no, no, no. I feel like you would have to swallow gallons of cum to have a tummy ache. You wonder, though, if this guy's crazy enough to do that, if he just didn't jack off for six months

and really... That load can be pretty solid. Well, it was only a sip each time. Like, she took a sip and got some... Oh, man. I bet she didn't get sick. Yeah, fuck this broad. She's not a real woman.

I think the only thing I can equate this to as a man is when you drink somebody's chewing tobacco spitter cup. I feel like the idea got her sick, not the actual substance. But you can't equate it to that. That is so much more gross. And she looks pretty good. That's more gross. She's checking pretty old. That's more gross. Jackie, I was on the wrong side of this.

I don't understand. We brought you in to be the woman's voice of the show. All of us are on her side but you. It's no sense. If he did that to someone I knew, I would kill him.

It's like it is pygmy semen. I just feel like he's already at home jacking off to her pictures. What the fuck does it matter if he jacks it to her water bottle? It doesn't even matter. Your logic is flawed, woman! Your logic is flawed! I don't know if you

set women 30 years in the future or 50 years in the past. It's unreal. I just hope the rest of you kind goes the way you're at right now. Take it as a compliment. You didn't buy your flowers! No one's ever jacked off in my water bottle.

You don't know this. You have no idea about this. Do you remember those days where you felt really, really good after you drank that water bottle? It felt like just awesome. You went on the nutrients, man. Yeah, it's good for you.

Yeah, those water nutrients. That reminds me of something that happened in Tallahassee a while back. There was this woman who was, I guess she went to an olive garden or something like that. She was just being a real bitch. Everybody hated her in there. And so she was just like a huge, obese woman. And she was just being a bitch and shit. And she got sick, like,

a week after she went to Olive Garden. She had, like, gonorrhea in her throat. Oh! They looked at her, so apparently she had, like, some fettuccine in there. They found, like, three different kinds of semen

from that fettuccine inside of her. That is the white sauce. What a hilarious time that was in the kitchen. What fettuccine was asking for,

man. That is one happy bukkake dish. Nelson Pierre, it's your turn. Exactly.

I just went in the freezer working it out for 20 minutes. They ran out of heavy cream for the

fettuccine alfredo. Good point. Listen to the charges that were brought against this guy. The wording is amazing. He was charged with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place.

Six times! He charged him with it. And he was sentenced assault, which I think is weird. It wasn't assault. It was poison. Yeah, no. Yeah.

And let's see here. For committing a crime for sexual gratification. Apparently in California that's a part of the statute. Yep. Huh. I had no idea. Well, I think that he did a lot of good things here. He definitely shouldn't have left his DNA all over the water bottle.

But if she would have just slammed it like a normal thirsty gal, that would have been great. You know what the problem was? It was raw. If he would have heated it up, she probably would have been fine. Cooked it like eggs. So, Kevlar, would you want a woman this way? Well, what he needs to do, the first offense sounds very subjective

when they call it an offensive material. He's going to get Jackie on the witness stand talking about how it's not that offensive. Is Jackie really an expert witness in this case? I think so. Male cum, yeah. Max, what do you think is the most offensive material? Oh, God, I don't even know.

I mean, by this statute, it seems like he could be charged by the Terror Act, right? What? I mean, anyone can be charged with a Terror Act. If it's an offensive material, I mean, that's a very vague statement. Offensive material? I mean, cum might be the most offensive material. It's either cum or...

Yeah, hand-ran or a 1989 Diceman at Madison Square Garden. It would be worse to puke, and I feel like that's the most offensive material. She's going to puke into her water. I think that's pretty bad. Puke is worse than cum, probably. Even pee. Is it pee that's worse or cum that's worse? Cum's worse.

What about period blood? That's pretty bad. Very tinny. I'll tell you. People tinny. Very tinny. Very tinny. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you. People are loving this conversation right now. As soon as the period blood gets involved, everyone's like, turn it up. I'm at the office. Someone's probably just jacking it right now.

They'll be like, oh, I should do that. I never thought to come in Beverly's fucking water bottle. She's just right there. This guy is brilliant. Moving on to another bodily fluid story. In England, they have released human breast milk ice cream.

I heard about this. I have to have it. I have to have it. Wait, what is it called? Isn't it called like Baby Gaga? Baby Gaga. Oh my God. I really hope that it's like manufactured inside of a large tit as far as the packaging goes.

I hope they package this properly. Is it flavored or does it actually have human milk? It's kind of vanilla flavored. Madagascarian vanilla pods and lemon zest are mixed in with the breast milk. Oh, no actual breast milk It's actual but they have women who volunteer who are I guess getting far the cows. Yeah Yeah, they're they're farmed. Yeah, this is scariest plot for a horror movie No, wait wait wait this these women aren't even getting paid They just donated their breast milk.

Why? Do they know where it was going? I don't know. Give it to a baby! I've come in a water bottle, but somehow a woman's lactated teat can become sold as ice cream. That's an offensive material.

Sold for $23 per serving. Oh, my God. That is a fetish. This is a fetish grave. Am I really wrong? Did you try breast milk at one point? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I used to date a gal who had a child.

She was great. What? You tried breast milk? Yeah, it's coming out of her breast when I sucked on it. It's amazing. It would be the best thing to make. It's very thick. It's very sweet.

It's got like mucus in it, right? No, I don't think so. But compare it to like a heavy cream. It's a heavy cream. It is. It's just like heavy cream? Oh, it's great. It was super sweet.

It tasted very good. I mean, I think the only reason... You're only with this woman so you can have like 3 a.m. late night snacks. Yeah, I called her mommy and I said, I need to be fed. And I pretty much did what you do. Say you're out of milk at the house and you just brewed up some coffee. Sure. You know, like, hey, sweetheart,

you mind just giving me a little top of me off here? Yeah, absolutely. You do a little squeeze there. It's like when you go to a gas station, you hit the button, you get a little half and half. This, of course, was full human. And, I mean, it was fantastic. It made for a really great mocha. And, you know, to be honest

with you, it was kind of good on pizza as well, which is kind of bizarre. I like milk with pizza! A lot of people think I'm crazy! I like milk anytime. I actually would probably drink my own breast milk. You think you will? You starve your child?

Yeah, I don't give a fuck about that. He's going to die anyway. You know, I know Vince tasted his own cum, and what was that all about? that. He's going to die anyway. I know, but... I know Vince tasted his own cum, and what was that all about? It tasted better than that breast milk. That bitch should fucking be happy.

With the water bottle. Did Vince taste your own cum, though? It was accidental. It just flew right into my mouth. Oh, no! I heard of that happening one other time, too. Yeah, it happens Our buddy Byron Balshini His friend came to town

And he was having sex with a fat chick And uh They did not have sex She made him jerk off in front of her And he came in his mouth Because what is he showing off That's what you should have done with that tubby bitch in Salisbury yeah she's just

done that at the bar right like do you have a water bottle around I really need to cum yeah there's a nut on her knees or something

also that's another question wouldn't it be difficult to actually direct the cum into the water bottle like that's a small no absolutely no

I mean usually it sprays well you put the whole of your dick into the mouth of the water bottle. Does it hurt while you're coming? It must have been a Nalgene. That would probably be exciting. I would assume this was like a Nalgene bottle or something.

I mean, you guys have never pissed in the car before? It's the same idea. I pee in bottles all the time. I pee in bottles in my room when I don't feel like going to the bathroom. I do the same thing. I pee in bottles all the time. Yeah, I pee in bottles in my room when I don't feel like going to the bathroom. Hell yeah. I do the same thing. The problem with women, though, is you do have to kind of put it inside of you so it's like you're jacking off and peeing into a bottle at the same time in a car.

That's true. So, Jackie, if you got asked to work for Baby Gaga, you would be honored to give your present. You're right along. No, no, no. Yeah, but I would demand payment. That's the thing. You would think these women would be paid. I mean, how many women are willing

to donate their breast milk for free? You know how much... Fifteen! Fifteen. They're making the bulk of this product? Fifteen. And how many people... They're breast slaves.

They're breast slaves. This is insane. How many... Also, breast pumps hurt. It's not a fun thing to have your breast pumped. Have you tried it? Well, my mouth was a pretty good breast pump. I tried it once because I wanted to see what it would feel like.

And it fucking takes your nipple and it fucking sucks on it with razor teeth. And it fucking hurts as shit. My sister had one. I was just like, it doesn't hurt that bad. She's like, it fucking hurts. I was like, alright. Well, I'd imagine if you're not lactating, I'd imagine it hurts more.

If you're lactating, I'd imagine it's okay. It's like popping a pimple. You know, but it's still like... Exactly. It's popping a pimple on your breast. Which is, by the way, that's the most offensive fluid. If you would pop pimples into that bottled water, he should go to prison for the rest of his life. Puss by the way, that's the most offensive fluid. If he would pop pimples into that bottled water, he should go to prison for the rest of his life.

Puss all the way. Absolutely. So, 15 women, I guess 30 breasts, are creating all of the product. How many do they plan on selling? If it's going for 23 an ounce? It doesn't really say what kind of sales they're having. It's brand new.

It's right on the market. It's a hot shit. Yeah, it's a hot shit right now. Baby Gaga, really, though? Baby Gaga. It's round table approved. We've come up with so many good tit-like things. Can we get it sent to us?

I don't know. I would love for them to sponsor the show. If we could figure out how to reach out to these guys. They would not want to sponsor us. What are you talking about? I feel like we've got the same audience. Yeah. show figure out how to reach out to these guys they would not want to sponsor audience bizarre individuals these women need to get paid though before we can really get sponsored by this company yeah I mean even cows paid before these women seems more likely at least least, in this instance. Absolutely.

They're like the open micers of women giving breast milk, I suppose. They're doing it for the love and the passion of giving their breast milk to create ice cream. And I think that's so fantastic. I just want to say, what about the babies? They obviously have babies, so why aren't they giving milk to the babies? You can continue to breast... If you keep on squeezing and getting it, you can keep it forever. Oh man, have you ever met someone that breastfeeds a kid

until they're like four or five? Was that a midwife or whatever? I've seen one woman that I heard the child ask if he could be breastfed, and I wanted to fucking throw up. Well, yeah. Great comedian Kurt Braunohler has a piece about it. He has a memory, a distinct memory of watching,

I forget what cartoon it was, pulling down his mother's shirt and just sucking on her teeth. If you can remember your favorite program, and when it's on, you can't suck on a tit. Especially your mother's. It's too old. That's so weird. I mean, I breastfed for a long time.

Apparently I was very aggressive, but my mother really beat me off with a spoon. That doesn't surprise anyone in the surprise me Did your mom breastfeed Or what was her overall practice No I had formula I was a formula baby too man You were? What do you think?

As far as I know I was all formula I don't know At the same time I didn't have to suck my don't know. At the same time, I'm like, oh yeah, good. I didn't have to suck my mom's tit. But at the same time, I'm like, oh man, I missed out. It's your essence, man.

I wish that my mother would have had a friend who also had a baby and they could have switched babies and they got to suck on those fucking sweet titties that were my mom's. You hear about those New York Yankee pitchers who switched families back in the 70s? No. Yeah, for like one season

they decided to switch families. What do you mean? Like entire families. Kids and wife and everything. They just switched. This is... And they... I can't remember their names. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are trying to make a movie about it. They switched families. And then now that one of the

families are still together, the other one broke up since. But, they didn't switch back. Oh. I don't understand. What do you mean they switched? So, the dudes just went. Two pitchers. Two Yankee pitchers. So, he just went and had the other dude's wife and her

children. Yeah. I don't know. The dudes probably moved to the other house. Wow. And they just had new families. And they coincided. Both of the families. The one didn't last. The other one's still going on.

How do you convince a woman to do that? How do you convince entire families? How do you find another dude in the first place who's down to do that? How does that come up? That's the thing. I feel like the excuse for parents is the only reason I don't kill you is because you're my child. So if you have a whole bunch of children who aren't yours, you'd murder them in the first week.

Stepfather and stepmothers. That's why they just fucking rape them and murder them. Well, let's move on. I do have a story about children. This is from it's not Pedophile Corner. Squirt!

I'm sorry. This is from Pittsburgh. It's not Pedophile Corner. Squirt! I'm sorry. Yeah, it's okay. This is from Pittsburgh. One person was arrested following an undercover drug bust at a daycare early Friday morning. Wait for it. During the bust, agents found $6,000 worth of crack, several bags of sex toys, and $4,000 in cash. So like $6,000 worth of crack. Is that like 55,000 pounds of crack?

I didn't think that was possible. It's actually a really good front for a drug operation. Drug and dildo and drug smuggling. Investigators said they found sex toys and pornography sitting around in the children's playroom. They don't know.

The kids don't know. I think it's fine. But, you know, seeing a little two-year-old with a dildo in its mouth is probably pretty disturbing. Pretty fucking funny. If there's ever one visual picture to really emphasize the innocence of youth, it's just a two-year-old sucking on a pink double dog.

Just loving it. And it's just a fantastic-year-old sucking on a pink double dog. Just loving it. And it's just a fantastic teething device. I just love how these guys just went all the way with it. They're just like, let's just do bad shit. I don't even think they decided one thing or the other. Let's just do the worst stuff of everything all at once. Because why? What is that even?

But the most important thing is, how was the daycare? They didn't get shut down for health reasons or being a poor daycare. If they were taking care of these kids, I don't care what you're fucking slinging out of the back room. If the kids are happy and fed and not retarded, fucking go at it. I mean, maybe not crack, though. Crack, though, is a question.

I guarantee you, that door was locked. Kids were not getting into the crack room. People take care of the drugs they're slinging. Yeah, they definitely do. Those kids, yeah. I think it's a great place to have drugs, actually. It keeps them out of the place. It keeps some people come from

knocking the place over and coming in and shooting it up. Getting protection, absolutely. And I'll tell you, those drugs are no worse than what's in a janitor's closet. So who are we to judge these people who open their home to children so their mothers can go to work and not be set back in the kitchen as you would want it, Jackie?

This is Americana at its best. A multi-level business and operation. There's a 50-year-old woman named Raynell Booker. Raynell Booker, I salute you. You should get sponsored by her. But going back to kids playing with funny things that they have no idea about,

my mother, she's an A-cup apparently. Your mother's an A-cup? Your mother's an A-cup? I know. I'm not happy about it either. You imagine what my first two years were like. Get Christina Hendricks over here, please. How tall is your mother?

5'8". And she's an A- cup? Maybe a B. I don't know. Nothing I would fuck. That's a good segment for the round table. Would you fuck your mommy? No. But anyway, so she used to have those,

she used to have fake silicone breasts that she would put into her bra. And I was always, when I was like 9 and 8, I used to always put them on my eyes would put into her bra you know and i was always uh you know when i was like nine and eight i used to always like put them on my eyes put them in my mouth like just like play around with fake having a blast i had a total great time with them put them on my crotch and uh and then she came in and she like busted me playing with them and her reaction i knew by her reaction that these were something personal because she immediately like threw them out of my hands and then she almost, I think she was about to cry.

I think that she thought that I was a sexual deviant. She was so embarrassed too. She was like so sad her son discovered just how depressing her titties were. I know. It was the worst. That reminds me, there was a crazy kid named Lee who we actually built blocks around in this crazy, when I was in fourth grade, they built blocks around him so he could just look at the teacher.

He was so ADD. He would show up, and I don't know if this is normal, if you guys knew anyone that did this, he would show up with Ziploc baggies of his mother's hair. And when he would get nervous, he would rub them over his body.

I'm being serious. Is that normal? No, it's not. No, it's not normal, but I don't know. Is he the only guy you knew that did that? Yes. That is not normal. I know somebody who did that, crazy Lee,

and I just didn't know if people actually ever did that elsewhere. Wait, where did he rub the hair, though? Whenever he would get worked up, he would literally open up the bag and rub and smell it and just rub himself. With hair? With his mother's hair, yeah. Shitty.

That's disgusting. Okay, well, good to know. Sorry, that's hair. Shitty. That's disgusting. Okay, well, good to know. Sorry, that's awful. I won't do that with my child. That's good. Don't give your kids your hair. This was a Christian school. I mean, born again.

Evangelical Christian school. You had a fucked up schooling. I'll tell you fucking what. No, it's absolutely bizarre. That's why I'm so jealous of these kids who got to go to that great fucking preschool with all the crack. All the dildos you'd ever want. Absolutely.

When you walk in on your kid beaten off, how do you handle that situation? Good job. You say good job? You did it. I like what you're doing, my friend. That might make him go, shouldn't you say that later instead of right then?

What if he's doing a bad job? What if he's doing it right? How long do you watch it, though? Well, that's the thing. How long do you watch a kid's jacket? Okay, that's it. That's the whole thing. The greatest time to ever use the clap as an out.

All right. That's the only time that's appropriate. You know what you do to be classy about it is the next day when the kid comes home there's like mysteriously four Playboys in his bed. Yeah, which rule. Although nowadays, Playboy, please. He's going to mock you.

Okay, old man. I'll be jacking off to this. It's like these kids are looking at Raw Gonzo. They're doing very bizarre things. Fucking Raw Gonzo. They should sponsor us. We've brought up Raw Gonzo in almost every episode.

We should get a porno sponsor. We've got to get a sponsor. We need to talk about marketing and how to make any amount of money. This would be a great conversation after the podcast. Yeah, maybe not on the podcast. Alright, so we've got a segment

from Holden McNeely. Oh my god, it's Oscar night! Now you already know the winner because it's not Oscar night for you, but it's Oscar night for us. Let's talk about who we think should win. We've all filled out ballots here at the Creek and the Cave. Let's talk about it. Best picture, what do you think guys? I'm going black swan on this one because I nearly almost came in my pants. Here's the thing, though.

Who do you want to win or who do you think is going to win? I think Black Swan is going to win. I want it to win and that's what matters to me. King's Speech. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it either, but I think it's going to clean up. I don't watch that British bullshit. It seems boring.

That's the whole thing. Did the king ever stutter? I don't watch that British bullshit. It seems boring. Did the king have a stutter? Did he steal the fucking king? I don't give a shit. I didn't want to watch it because I thought it was going to be boring. I'm not going to get all fucking stoned to watch a movie and then be bored by it and fucking fall asleep. But I was actually very entertained. I would rather hear a story about an asthmatic pool boy

oh yeah that sounds great the king's got a stutter how is he going to deliver the speech and send his people to war you've got to read the synopsis

the way he stops stuttering is that his wife has such huge breasts oh okay if she trains him she won't let him see them unless he doesn't stutter

so there's tons of huge tits in this movie alright he's lying and no one else has seen this movie. I haven't seen this movie. It's also what I think, it's definitely what I picked to win Best Picture.

It's the only Best Picture movie I haven't seen. But it just seems like the most unrelatable movie in America right now. This rich king is having trouble speaking. Oh no. There's a guy with an arm. His arm's under a rock. This shit needs to cut a lot of this shit.

Goddamn, I love that movie. Honestly, man, for real, though, Justin Bieber in 3D never seen that movie. And it didn't even fucking get nominated because motherfuckers out here, it's too much of a bitch to see some real nigga shit. And you know, Justin Bieber's out there doing real things. Watch that movie.

I say it again. Also, I feel is, to quote Kevin Barnett, some real nigga shit. It's to say that Toy Story 3 is also... I honestly... All right, I did not see Toy Story 3. But I don't think it should be up for best picture.

Why? I understand they're trying to do the animation thing. I understand, but you know Up was fucking amazing. I don't think that Up could be... I thought it was just best animated.

No, it got nominated. But I don't think It's just like oh we need to have an animated picture now Because we had Up last year I don't care what the fuck Toy Story 3 is like Up is better Up didn't come out this year though Jackie

I love it What is Up again The Superbowl but the Saints were better last year Why isn't The Godfather nominated? It is clearly a better film. Once again, alien racism. Drake is a good rapper. He should be in Best Picture. Murata, Kephart,

Max, what are you guys weighing in? King's Speech. I'm surprised. I think King's Speech, if you've seen the movie, it's more of a showcase for the acting of Colin Firth. It's a social network, definitely. It's a better film. I got King's Speech, if you've seen the movie, it's more of a showcase for the acting of Colin Firth. And Social Network, definitely. It's a better film. I got Social Network for director. It's an American story

too, man. It's really good. I like the Social Network. Max, what do you got? I mean, I think Inception's going to sweep it, because Inception's just bad as I don't think Inception's going to get anything. I hope it gets everything. It's going to get all the weird ones, like sound mixing and all that stuff. Totally, but I don't think it's going to be anywhere near that.

See, now, Kev, though, Kev, you do not like Inception. Not at all. All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not a big fan either. I think it's kind of stupid as well. Honestly, I fell asleep. Whoa.

You're also the one person. Well, it's a movie about dreams. You're the one person I're also the one person I know That felt like Shakespeare in Love Rightfully deserved that Oscar win True It's the most ridiculous thing By the way, Shakespeare in Love beat Saving Private Ryan

Fuck that Shakespeare in Love deserved to And I'm going to side with Kephart on this one I was a very lonely young man when that movie came out I was in love with a gal named Kara She looked just like a You were with a gal and you were lonely came out. I was in love with a gal named Kara. She looked just like a... You were with a gal and you were lonely? No, I was in love

with a girl. She was not with me. She used to paint pictures of me and she made me look retarded. What is that fucking Lionel Richie in the Hello musical? Yeah, no, she was very young. Did you get the reference? She was a very attractive young gal. She looked a lot like Gwyneth

Paltrow and I thought Shakespeare in Love deserved Best Picture because it was a story that young gal. She looked a lot like Gwyneth Paltrow. And I thought Shakespeare in Love deserved a Best Picture because it was a story that touched everyone's hearts. So, Kemp, what would you say about Shakespeare in Love? Why it deserved that Oscar? Over Saving Private Ryan? Yes. I've seen war movies. I never saw Shakespeare.

You've never seen Shakespeare? What are you talking about? Shakespeare has written less wars than there have been wars. And I think that's the most important thing to remember. And Gwyneth Paltrow showed her bosoms. Now, Matt, would you say that the best anime porn you've ever seen

over Shakespeare in Love for Best Picture? Definitely. Absolutely. Bible Black. Hell yeah. Bible Black. Bible Black. What is Bible Black?

It's immediately. It takes place in this school, right, and these kids find this book and it has all these sexy rituals in it and they just get to fucking, man. It's really good. By the way, during that entire explanation, Matt was gyrating. I thought you were going to make a joke about how

the school had crack in it and stuff, but then it was like that's really what you jacked it to. Yikes. Fair enough. No apologies. Oh, you should fucking talk, Mr. Kissel, by the way. Everyone I crank it to is a real human being. Yeah, Varnish!

You fart lover? They're not human beings, though. They're more like monkeys. You are racist! I'm not racist! They're all white! You don't know what I look like. A lot of Jada Fire.

Jada, if you listen to this, I love you. Best director, porn and the Oscar season. Fincher. Fincher. It sounds good. I'm going Sweetville's Darren Aronofsky. Black Swan, once again. I think Aronofsky might take it, man.

I'm going King's Speech because I don't believe in dreams coming true. I don't think it'll ever fucking happen. I don't think I'll ever have an Oscar. He's such a lame duck, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll never see someone I want to win win an Oscar. Ever. Lord of the Rings.

Lord of the Rings. That's one. Best director. Fincher, man. Serious. Network best director why was the social network so good I saw it and I was like it was fine why was it so well done though what about it was so good the pacing was amazing

no cars turned into robots no one was beheaded nobody had a chainsaw any titties in the movie no titties in the movie no scantily cladded woman running against running from a

fell in love with then it's not a movie the one thing I didn't like about the movie was the time when this Asian bitch blew him in the bathroom stall

and he dated her for like two years you don't fucking do that exactly how you be a billionaire and have a bitch blow you

in a stall this is a relationship exactly fucking getting blown in a stall and dating that chick that's like having bathroom soap in your actual

bathroom at home. It's like, no, that shit's fine for the bar, but you leave it when you go. I have soap in my bathroom. No, but not bathroom soap. It smells like, you know, disgusting disease. He means bar room. Soap at the bar. You don't have that soap at your actual house, so you don't

bring the woman that blew you in the bathroom to your actual home. Has anyone here ever been blown in the bathroom? I bar. You don't have that soap at your actual house, so you don't bring the woman that blew you in the bathroom to your actual home. Has anyone here ever been blown in the bathroom? I have. It's great. I've blown in the bathroom. I fantasized. Right here at the creek. Nice!

Yeah! David Solomon was looking for a spunt. I had sex in a bathroom once in a Korean karaoke bar. Oh, nice. Karaoke was awful. Sex was great. I fucked my girlfriend

in the bathroom at the comic book store last night. Did you? Wow! What do you mean? There's a lot of shit in there. God.

Not in the girls' room. Oh, okay, good. I'm surprised the building didn't collapse with the amount of sexual energy. The door was open in that place. No, you can close it. You left.

You fucked in that shitty, stanky-ass bathroom that Tim Dean dropped a small child in? In the ladies' room. Yeah, it's where Tim goes. Oh, my God. In the ladies' room, there was a lesbian who performed to the open mic named Uncle Amy. And her opening joke was, you ever shit so hard you knock your period loose? She was in that bathroom

all fucking night doing dykey shit. I love that chick. I'm going to book her. You should. I'm not going to tell you. She was terrible. She's going to be on dog shit April 3rd if you're listening, honey. I'll show her. Alright. not going to tell you. She was terrible. She's going to be on dog shit. April 3rd, if you're listening, honey, just show up in a spot. Alright.

Alright. I can't believe we can't talk about movies without turning into some sexually depraved best actress or who would you fuck? I'm going Natalie Portman.

Fuck the beans out of her Natalie Portman I'm going Strasville I'm Portman Fuck the beans out of her Portman Portman Yeah we have Portman Meow Hell yeah I would just rip her apart Oh Portman's

Portman I'd fuck the mom From The Fighter Oh Melissa Leo Yeah Oh no that's That's supporting

The one from Animal Kingdom Oh man The rest of it Is going to win the Oscar Not who you would fuck It's about the same This one is the same Yeah totally

Best actor I'm just giving everything to Kings Beach Because I hate the Oscars Me too I'm just giving it all to Kings Beach Because I know they're going to suck I just want Christian Bale to win He's up for best actor

He sucks you and fucks you I don't care. He's gonna win. Me. Okay, you're on a date. It's going really well. How do you get him back to the place? I'm staring right into your eyes right now. What, with Christian Bale? Yes. Man, I would just fucking roofie the shit out of him.

I just want to get him really limp and I'll fucking make him hard through his debaucherous stutter and I'll fucking yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum. Jackie's gyrating. Jesus Christ. Oh my God.

Would you make him talk to you in the Batman voice? No, never. No, no, no. I'll make him talk to me as Laurie from Little Women. Oh, man. Wow. As a side note, whenever my mom gave my dog treats, she used to call them yummy yums.

Your mom fucked that dog, man. That's what we saw when we found out for tonight. Love that dog. Russ fed that dog. You got best actress, KB. What? Best actor? Actor.

Run after. And this podcast comes to a screeching halt. Best actor And this podcast Comes to a screeching halt Best actor I'd have a Christian Bale too man I didn't even see that movie but just a general Christian Bale If you were a lady of affluence Would you You know spend some time with Bale

Fuck the shit out of that dude man That's what I love about Christian Bale Is that men and women alike Want to fuck him He's like Steve McQueen Oh, Steve McQueen Alright, now let's do best Documentary short subject

I'm going with Killing in the Name I chose that too because it had Killing in the Name in it I did Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe I did Killing in the Name too It's like Killing in the Name, too. It's like killing in the name of. That's actually what I did, too. By the way, Benny and I

watched this Rage Against the Machine DVD that I have the other day. They're protesting the Democratic Party Convention. Yeah, 2000. The whole time they're just like, we gotta fight the powers. We gotta take it back. We gotta make a stand.

The whole time I'm just like For what? Rage Against the Machine holds up worse than a fucking two-ply toilet paper It's so much jargon What do you want? You wanna run things? You're an idiot And it led to this riot that made no sense

And everyone was just white and angry And an asshole Everyone's pissed off. I used to. I used to watch that DVD and be like, man, this shit's fucked up. We gotta take it back.

It's like, who's taking what? I don't want any of them in power. I don't want them in front of a fucking DVD stand. No. I don't get nothing. I go anywhere away from me.

Sit in the audience in the way back so I can't hear you heckle. Oh my God, it was hilarious. I just realized I smell terrible. I don't fucking so I can't hear you heckle oh my god it was hilarious I just realized I smell terrible I don't fucking

I don't think I've showered in a couple days when you remember that you haven't showered like oh shit it's been like four days and I'm on a date

with the queen of England that's always a tough situation man I just realized I'm about to fucking leak out of my eyeballs if I don't take a pee-all. All right, we're going to end the show. We all got to pee-pee. Is that the end of the segment, Holden? That's a fucking...

Hell, no. All right, thank you. Absa-tits. Absa-titly. What a fantastic fucking podcast. Always the best. Thank you so much, Matt Marano, Jason Kappart, Max Boyajian for being here. And as always, beautiful Jack Isbrowski and Ed Larson.

Hold it, me, Neely, Kevin Martin. I'm Ben Kissel and Marcus Parks. Thank you for listening and have a good day. Have a good night. Oh, good one. Do a good thing. Do a good things today. Great way to end it.

Do three good things to somebody today and you're allowed to do eight bad things tomorrow. Kiss, hug, and love. Ben sucks. Shout time. God, what a dumb sorry. Okay, Jackie's going to pee now. I got to pee. It always has to end with a bodily fluid being excreted.

Eddie pissed at the Obama last night. Yeah, this is the few fucking... Thank you. Here you go. Yeah, pee in that. Yeah, this is very good. Yeah, Jackie just the few fucking... There you go. Yeah, pee in that. Yeah, this is it.