The Roundtable of Gentlemen - Episode 56: Semen and It's Many Uses

Episode Date: May 4, 2015

Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm episode coincides with having James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut? We'll let you decide!

The round table. Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds. Lay down, gentlemen, and let them go watch what? Fire at will. It's time for action, gentlemen. Gentlemen of the round table. What's the topic of discussion? Civility, gentlemen.

Always civility. And with that, we're ready to begin. Alright, Jackie, I think you're praying. Jackie's praying because she's a bitch. Oh, man. Dear Lord, Lord Jesus Christ, I want to thank you today

for hangovers. I'm giving them a thanks today. I'm not putting them down today because I realize when you have a good time, you have to have an immediate bad time. And I really want to thank him for being able to puke when you don't have to put your finger down the back of your throat. Where it just like shoots out of your mouth so fast. It's like, wow, the hangover is immediately gone. But then it's not.

And then you throw up again. And then you got to film. And then you throw up again. You're wearing a construction outfit. You're sitting on the floor of the bathroom and you say, thank God. Thank God that I'm puking right now. Thank God for making me feel

so bad every day. You're so pretty. You're doing great. That's it. Fuck you, God. Whoa, you were just thanking him! What the hell? Good prayer!

That's a good prayer! All right. Fuck you, God. Welcome to the round table of gentlemen. Who are all these beautiful hungover people? Ah, Jackie's brows. You whoop, whoop. Not bad.

Ed Larson. Holder McNeely, I'll give you a little sneak peek on the segment today. It's about something pretty stinky. Poopy! Poopy! Po stinky. Poopy! I'm Michael J. and I'm very, very pleased with that prayer. I love it because I'm just hungover too. Good. Yeah.

Cheers, man. Not bad. Because it's the daytime. Absolutely. Michael J. sent in for the beautiful Kevin Barnett. He's out there smashing some ladies, as he would say. Smashing ladies. With us in the chuckle hut, the very beautiful, the luscious, the always available, Mr. James Adomian. Thank you so much for being here.

I've actually just been taken, but thank you, everybody. Whoa! Well, that's going to foil my entire plans I had this evening. I was really going to do some cuddling with you. There's a clever disguise you could put on. Oh, yeah? To pretend to be a beau. It's called...

That I may have met over the weekend. Whoa, what does that mean? Just zip yourself up and look like a Hawaiian. Well, if I keep on eating this way, I will. All right, I'm Ben Kissel. With us as always, newsman Marcus Parks. Marcus, Marcus, what do we got for us today? We got a story out of Florida.

Yes! Good old Florida story. And will not surprise and Cox State. It will not surprise you. A Florida teen killed his parents with a hammer and stashed their bodies in a bedroom before hosting a wild house party for dozens of his friends. Yeah!

See, now that's the kind of friend I wish I had in high school. You know, someone really willing to go out there and kill their parents for a good time. Yeah, man. No one else is upset except for his parents. His parents look so happy in this picture

too. It's like a mugshot from a Black Hole Sun video. Did anyone else jack off to that Barbie getting fired when the Barbie was tripping on the grill? But the Barbie melted in the sun? No, I didn't jerk off to that. No one jacked off to that? No, of course not.

Good to know. I'm not going to say that I did that. The Barbie melting in the sun. What are you talking about? For Black Hole Sun, the music video, they had the Barbie over the grill. Put another shrimp on the Barbie. Literally. Wow. I remember that video just from Beavis and Butthead.

That's my point of reference. That was a lady with the big red lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can jack off to that. Not the Barbie. Yeah, yeah. Big mouth bitch. Always jerking off to that.

I was going to say just lips. Huh? Never just lips. Just jack off to a disembodied pair of lips? Literally close up just on the... It just turns out to be a Mick Jagger. Yeah, that's sad. It happens all the time.

So this kid, Tyler Hadley, he was 17. He was arrested and charged with first degree murder after police acted on an anonymous tip-off. They arrived at the house and found the body. So some kid at the party was walking through the house, and the kid was like, Hey, come here and check this out. And he took him to his parents' bedroom, and they were just like, I mean, dead in the big bloody pile of shit. Yeah, it was his best friend that he showed. Was it like a Donkey Kong themed party?

He killed them both with a hammer? Yeah. That's right, ones and twos. That is hard to kill two people with a hammer. Adults! Are you kidding me? That's fucking impossible. That kid's a superhero. It's impressive. Son, please don't. And they just kept doing it. Yeah, well good for him.

He should have made one of their bodies into a bong. You know, it's like, I can smoke out of my parents now. Yeah, fuck you, dad. I love this weed, dad. I always wanted to smoke weed out of a girl, but never my mother. That's a good policy. A real good policy. So he wanted the parents to go on for the weekend.

We're going to have a party. But they didn't say how many vacation plans. Yeah, they just canceled him on Friday. He didn't know what else to do. Yeah, well, he had already put out the Facebook invite. That's the thing. And that's no shit. He put out the Facebook invite before he killed them.

Yeah, well, you know, it's free thought. And he said that he was, of course, possessed by the devil. Oh, yeah. And he had also taken three ecstasy pills before the murder. Really? Yeah. I just feel like...

Who kills on that? Yeah, who kills on ecstasy? That's ridiculous. It would be pretty awesome, though. If you're, you know, it would be like, rainbows are coming out of their heads

every time they just gushed blood from their brains. It might make for a murder actually to be really pretty amazing. You know, ecstasy makes everything fun. Yeah.

It's just proof. Maybe they were making musical notes when he hit them. Maybe. It's just proof that the devil likes to party, man. Yeah. Did he even say why? What was

the point in doing this? I think it's literally just for this party. It's not even a Menendez situation where they claimed that they were sexually harassed or anything. He just wanted to have a party, so he killed his parents that night. Not forward thinking. That's the thing about teenagers. They don't look to the future. They could have been getting the beer and shit.

Exactly. Well, then again, maybe his dad should have just bought him beer. Was he Mexican? White fella. He looks a little... Eddie, give me a description. He looks extremely lost and confused.

He's got a shaved head. He looks white. I'm going to say white. Maybe a touch of Spanish. If he were to talk, what would he sound like? Daddy! Daddy! Daddy didn't love me. Oh, fuck this kid.

And then, of course, he tried to commit suicide, right? With, what was it, ten Percocets? His plan was to commit suicide by taking ten Percocet pills once he got caught. Not enough. Not enough. I would respect him. You're just going to have a good time. I would respect him if he tried to kill himself with the hammer, at least.

Yeah, exactly. Take yourself out with what you killed him with. And he's pleading not guilty. Oh, good. Well, you know. Sure, why not? James, if you had a terrible group of parents,

I assume your parents are wonderful, but let's say they were terrible and you wanted to murder them. No, actually, I killed my parents with, not with a hammer, but with like a saw.

Oh, good. I was on ecstasy and from experience I can say that once you've killed on ecstasy, it really doesn't feel the same when you're just killing somebody. Right, you can never get the pleasure back. It's like when a black bear eats a human.

You know, it's a man-eater now. It's going to smell blood no matter where it is. Can't go back to salmon, that's for damn sure. Not after eating Sammy the Man. Well, that's amazing. I would love to, I mean, yeah, that's the thing I always fantasize about. Well, Sammy the Man? Sammy the Man.

That was bad, though. Jackie, it doesn't matter if it's bad. I know, I just really enjoyed it. I mean, yeah, that's the thing. I always fantasize about... Well, Sammy the Man. Sammy the Man. That was bad, though. Jackie, it doesn't matter if it's bad. I know. I just really enjoyed it. I'm sorry. It's like... I feel like Tommy Wiseau over here. The room maker.

One of the worst... The filmmaker of the room. The filmmaker. The room maker. A room maker might be like somewhere between a housewife and a... It sounds like a horror designer. Some of DSK would harass him. Ben, if The Room Maker was a horror movie,

what would it be about? It's just about a person who came here, he's a first generation immigrant, he really wants to do well for his family, and he gets a terrible job at a holiday inn, and then of course at 7 in the morning he's got to go make the beds and clean up the towels and do all the laundry and stuff,

and then go home and he has a fat wife and a couple of terrible children. He's The Room Maker. He's The Room Maker. It's probably the most horrific true life story of all time. And he hates his wife. I don't know how she's getting fatter. He has less and less food on the table.

But somehow his wife is hoarding. She's fucking hoarding all that shit and not telling him about it. That's the thing. I wonder why the pillows smell like cabbage. Can't trust her. Kill her with a hammer. Kill her with a hammer. Do as the good Lord says.

Che, you want to kill your parents? How are you going to do it? Oh, not with a hammer, man. That takes too long you might have like second thoughts and doubts about it and shit once you get one good whack in you don't want your pops coming after you after you hit him with a hammer he will murder you you got to kill him then I couldn't kill both my parents with my bare hands

one of them is running that's impossible unless you lock the door and wait until they were asleep I can't imagine how's impossible. Unless you lock the door and wait until they were asleep. I can't imagine how you could fucking do that. He did it in the afternoon. So they must have been awake, up and running around. Yeah, they had to have been.

And it said that after he killed them, he piled a bunch of furniture on them. Just to hide them? I guess so. During the party, I guess. He didn't have any rugs to sweep them under. That's hilarious. He figured for the party, you're going to need that furniture, though. I guess so. That's how he

got caught. There wasn't enough seats. People started looking for chairs. I feel like there's a nose on my head. There are all the chairs. Oh, here they are. Ah! He tries to set them up in a posturpedic position. Sit on them. I feel like there's a nose digging into my back. I better

take a look here. What am I sitting on? You're going to put shades on like we're getting Bernies or some shit like that. Take a dancer on the bar? Man, those guys' parents are so rad. They take the coolest parents around. They take them through the drive-thru and get a whole bunch of whoppers

and shit on their credit card. That would be amazing. Well, it sounds like it was an alright party. There were 60 people there. That's a good party. That's a good high school party. Better than most shows here. Better than most?

That's the grand total of the entire run of the creek. You're from Florida. How big is this town? What is it called again? I'm looking it up right now. Alright, I'll wait. Yeah, Florida has a lot of small towns. This seems like a small town.

I hate this kid. Looking it up right now is actually a medium-sized city in Florida. Port St. Lucie. Oh, Port St. Lucie is a good-sized town. Oh, yeah, Port St. Lucie. And it was a wealthier town. You assume this guy is pretty well off. It's right by Fort Pierce.

Yeah, Port St. Lucie is trying to become the new Boca. Getting all high class in there. Zero lot line houses. Four or five bedrooms, Fort St. Lucie's trying to become the new Boca. Getting all high class in there. Zero lot line houses. Four or five bedrooms, two stories. Not bad. And a real estate agent. Yeah, exactly. I just buy a house.

It's actually just south, south, south Williamsburg. So we're really going to start jacking up the prices. Coming neighborhood. Ed Larson in The Room Maker 2. He's totally The Room Maker. He has to sell the room. But isn't this the number one fear of having children that they inevitably end up turning on you and killing you?

Sure. I think it's the number two fear. The number one fear is actually that they die in front of you, I think. So would you rather have your kid die in front of you or get bludgeoned by a hammer by your son? I would kill my kid if he ever came out with a hammer. Right. So that's mutually

assured destruction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a nice cold war going with your progeny. That's the thing. It's obvious these parents had no ground rules for proper behavior.

If his dad was just like, hey, what are you doing? It's like, you need to discipline. You need to have that kid put that hammer down before he hits you in the head with it.

He had 60 people at his fucking party and the kid's a pretty well-adjusted kid. He's popular. It's not like he's one of them Columbine killers. He had no friends. No one talked to him.

They had plenty of friends. Well, I got there with 10 of them. Weirdos. Yeah, all weirdos. I mean, 60 fucking people. I couldn't throw a party for 60 people. You didn't even kill your parents. I wouldn't.

This is a really weird quote. By the way, he killed him with a 22-inch framing hammer. Was he born with a hammer in his fist? Was he Thor? He should have seen it coming. Was he born from his father's skull? He said that he struck his parents in the head and torso. Okay.

And then he used books, files, and towels to cover their bodies. So I guess not necessarily furniture. Files? Files. Why would he just bury them or a blanket? There is one thing that you put under the couch. Put them under the bed. Trash bag. Perfect. This is a really weird quote.

This is from the kid who turned him in. His best friend. His name is Mandel. Whatever. Snitch. Vote Mandel. Yeah, exactly. Not a very good friend if you ask me. Mandel, said Tyler, told him he thought, quote, the devil possessed him, end quote. He said the Hadleys were having financial problems and

according to Mandel, that along with rap music and fights with his parents influenced his actions. They're going to blame rap music on this one? Wow. How are we still blaming rap music? I just cannot believe that. Rap music, it never, I don't remember one

lyric, unless his parents were police officers or he was somehow in the basement while all of his friends were having sex with other people, there is no way that rap music will ever inspire someone to kill a parent. It was Hammer Time. Oh, that's the thing. He was just like, too legit to quit really was hammer time. Oh, that's the thing. He was just like, too legit to quit really bizarre and wrong.

Oh, that's perfect. Good. Nice. Good job, James. We got a regular Sammy the man over here. Sammy the man. I want to eat him up. I just wonder if any of the friends had sex in the bedroom where the bodies were and didn't realize

they were there. It feels like you have four there? Oh, Hank! It feels like you have four hands right now, Hank. And just slapping her ass with a dead man's hand. Hey, Susie, I always wouldn't have sex on top of files. Oh, there's dead bodies too? Awesome! Yeah!

2008 state income tax receipts. Always makes me crumb so hard, baby. But this kid, Mandel, it's like he's in his 40s. Here's another quote. It said, I feel like this kid that I've known all my life, I don't know him. His family was my family. They were very good

people. I really don't see any motive besides drugs. Drugs and rap music cannot be I'm surprised they're not blaming Grand Theft Auto or, you know, what do you call that? That Green Day Kerplunk album. Remember that? Millions of people take ecstasy every day

and they don't kill their parents with a fucking hammer. This kid's fucked up. If he wasn't on ecstasy, he would have killed them with a hammer. If he was my best friend and he was talking about wanting to kill his parents, I'd be like, man, take this ecstasy. You're not going to want to do it. And then sure enough, I'm at the most amazing party of the summer.

I should be honest and blame the Beatles. That's a good point. Maxwell Silverhammer. Yeah, okay. I got the... It's so good. That song was about heroin. Oh, really?

Which one is that one? Maxwell Silverhammer. It was? Really? Yeah. I did not that one? Maxwell Silverhammer. It was? Oh, really? Yeah. I did not know that. I knew it. And how?

In what way is it about it? Maxwell Silverhammer. Came down. In the down. In his veins. You're singing it and miming heroin. Yeah. It's in the connection.

You're doing both terribly. Hey, Jude's about heroin, right? Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? Hey, Jude's about heroin. All right, just don't tell me Eleanor Rigby's about heroin, right? Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Jude's about heroin. All right, just don't tell me Eleanor Rigby's about heroin. Put it in your arm and it makes you feel better, isn't it?

Is every fucking Beatles song about heroin? Is my mind being blown right now? All You Need Is Love is about cocaine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All You Need Is Cocaine. And they just changed the lyrics for love. Because America wasn't ready for the fucking Beatles, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Oh my goodness. I feel like this is why Amy Winehouse died. She probably interpreted every Beatles song this exact same way. I'm glad she died. Oh, fuck Amy Winehouse.

By the way, I'm with you, Jackie. Fuck Amy Winehouse. And I hate that people are like, oh, the 27 curse. First of all, the curse is completely out of your control.

Heroin is in your control. Second of all, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, fucking, uh... Janis Jop, fucking Janis Joplin. Actual artist? She's not in the list. She's not in the same pad. You can't just do Heroin and Die at 27 and be like,

I must have been one of the greats. You didn't do anything. According to the reports, she was on a week or two week long bender. It's almost like she was just trying to join the club. I'm one of them. I belong here. You can tell.

Her birthday's next week. That's the thing. I mean, who had more desperate need for friends? The guy who killed his family or the chick who killed herself? Yeah. Amy Winehouse probably wanted,

she was like, I can see the headlines now. You know, she fucking sucks. I'm so happy she's dead. Yeah, I thought she was that young. That album was pretty good, though.

That one album was decent. That one that she had. That was a good album. I liked that album. But that's it, though. I thought she was that young. That album was pretty good, though. That one album was decent. That one that she had. That was a good album. I liked that album. But that's it. You can't ride it forever. No, you can't. You can't.

Obviously not. Holden, you're a music aficionado. Where do you put Namy Winehouse? It's just not a classic, you know, it's not a classic fucking album, you know?

It's just a good album. It's a good, it was fine, it was good. It's like as good as Marcy Playground. It's not as good as Sharon Gray. I Spilled Sex and Candy

was a good goddamn song, man. And it was like, yes, I do too. And that was because I was jacking off with candy. I was actually just using candy to jack off. But nonetheless. Nougat? Yeah, Snickers. I Smell Sex and Snickers, really.

You know who's good? Bob Dylan's a good one. God's Still Alive. Yeah. All of his songs are about heroin. Did he die in the 27 Club and come back to life or something? Can we all agree, though, that Amy Winehouse

is unattractive as well? I'm so sick of people trying to force her attraction down my throat. Lady Gaga's ugly. I totally would fucking shit plant both of them. Well, I don't know what that means. Are you a pro wrestler? Is it a pile driver? Is it a head?

You put their face into cement and you fuck them in the ass. Well, I don't know what that means. Are you a pro wrestler? Is it a pile driver? Is it a head? You put their face into cement and you fuck them in the ass. Oh, yeah. Is that a chip plant? Well, I didn't know that existed. Does everyone know what chip plant is? I'm sorry I made it up. So they die from it. I just pictured

that guy chip planting that chick on the files. Baby, I'm going to chip plant you on these two dead bodies, baby. Well, that's good. Yeah, he's on a shit-planting date. I don't like it. What do you think, Jay? What do you think about these chicks?

Amy Winehouse, yeah, but no. But Lady Gaga, I'd fuck Lady Gaga, absolutely. I'm not talking about the fucking fucker. We've all fucked very unattractive beast women. Oh, alright. I've only fucked unattractive beast women. That's right, James. That's the thing.

Now, James, you're a gay fella. You enjoy all of that. Sure, sure. Have you been with ladies in the past? Do you ever get with very attractive ones or do they tend to be more of the Ben Kissel brand of beef? No, no. I guess they're like hot girls on paper, but to me they were just like beasts of the wild. They had nothing going for them.

It was always drugs involved, so it might as well be Amy Winehouse. I love it. I thank you, James, because it's men like you that lead very attractive women to us. Because they're like, all the pretty ones are gay, so I'm just gonna go with the fat, ugly one. No, he's not. At the very least, I know he's gonna have a boner for me. There's a reason we come up once in a while.

Yeah. That's very interesting, though, because I would think if a gay guy liked guys, right, and guys make ugly women, that gay guys, if they fucked a woman, it'd be an ugly woman. Hubba, hubba, hubba. It makes sense, right? And guys make ugly women. And gay guys, if they fucked a woman, it'd be an ugly woman. Hubba hubba hubba. It makes sense, no? I don't understand the logic, to be honest.

What's the logic again? Let's say I like guys, right? Okay, so you like guys. You're a huge gay wad. Taxi. If I'm gonna date a... If I'm gonna fuck a woman, right? But we're clarifying. Michael Che likes men. Alright, let's say... Michael Che, just say I like men

So Michael, you're saying you like men As a black man You like men If I like men If he likes men, we got that We can cut the if off of there We can post it Is it nice there. Oh, yeah. We can get that in post. Dude, I was ahead of you like 10 minutes ago.

Good, good, good. All right, Michael, continue about how you like men. You guys are all getting a very nasty letter on Facebook about this. I really don't appreciate it. I'm throwing a party this weekend, guys. Come on. 60 of my closest friends and a hammer. No, I'm just saying, I would want a big, hairy woman, I would think.

A mannish woman. Yeah. Great, great. If I went to prison and I had to fuck a guy, I want the little petite guy with... I don't want to fucking... Go on. So let's say you're in prison and you find your little petite Pedro. What do you want to do with him when you go back to the bunker?

Shit plan him. I'm not saying I want to do this. No, but if you would want to. If you had to. That's what they call his cell, the bunker. Michael Chase bunker. Everyone gets fucked. You heard about Santos?

They sent him down to the bunker. Not the bunker! Why did you get the bunker? He stole a fork. All right, Chase, so you're fucking Pedro in the bunker. No, I'm not! No, I wouldn't do that No I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that I'm just saying

If it's him or me And we have to make a plan If you're him It's okay if you do It's not now man It's okay if you do You just spare yourself The grief if you don't

Tell anybody about it That's the thing That's the clever trick Yeah All those prison romances Stay in prison That's the thing Sometimes

Not all the time Dude somebody look up Their old prison lover when they get out? Okay prison? Is there like an okay prison site? I'm looking to be sent to a prison where I can meet someone that I can spend the next five to ten years with. Or three to eight, depending on good behavior. But I want him to be bad. I'm attracted to bad boys.

I have a life sentence. I'm looking for a long-term relationship. Anything? That's good, Michael. Was that awful? No. No, it was great. I still want it. I'm out of laughs, so. Yeah, I just want to... Fuck all of yous, okay? I don't need this shit. You want to fuck us now?

Oh my gosh. A bunch of men. Equally. If it's you or me. I'm saying. All right. Shay, hot seat. We're in prison. Marcus is there for some sort of.

Marcus is the one everybody fucks, right? Of course. Oh, God. Dude, if I'm going to prison, I'm fucking doing. I'm following Edward Norton's example in 25th Hour. And I'm going to have Ben beat the fuck out of me before I go in prison. I thought you were going to have me stretch out your asshole. Because that's really...

That's how he prepared for that part. Ben, I can do that on my own. I don't need your help for that. Get this guy in you. Marcus looked real good in a little polka dot dress. Yeah, I would. That's the thing. Oh, man.

I just know if I... Going to prison is my worst fear. Because I know I'd be the guy where they knocked out all my teeth so it slides better. I know I'd be like, that's a nightmare. Is this an actual thing, Michael? You know about prison. Is that what happens? All right.

As a black man, you know about prison. No, it's relatives in prison. I mean, not just the judges. I have heard that they make you wear pool chalk on your eyes for eye shadow. What do they make you do? Pool chalk. Oh, really? And Kool-Aid on your lips.

That's hot. Why do they just make them all look like Amy Winehouse? That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. I've never been. It sounds very attractive. I've heard about like cutting like dudes cutting like slits in the armpits and then like fucking the armpits.

What? No way. That's less gay than a butthole? I suppose so. That's crazy. And better, I guess closer to a vagina than a butthole? I suppose so. That's crazy. I guess closer to a vagina. I bet it feels pretty good, though. Because a vagina is more vertical.

Yeah, vertical. And a butthole is cylindrical. Remember when you used to say Asians were sideways? Everyone heard that. I still say it. I've heard that. It's not true. Yeah, it's not true at all. I want heard that. It's not true.

Yeah, it's not true at all. I want to know. I've never had sex with an Asian. Too racist. Never been with an Asian. Oh, I had sex with an Asian once. It was really fantastic. He was on a bathroom floor.

Of course. That's where you find him. Yeah, exactly. You just look down. All of a sudden, one's there, and you have sex with him. Marcus, what other news story you got for us, buddy? Alright, here's one thing that I got. Staying on the same topic of sperm and rape,

Sweden has its very own sperm-sniffing dog. It's named Rapport Opus. There's a dog that likes sniffing crotches? Yeah, he recently helped police catch an alleged rapist. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. Rapport Opus trained for a year to become the only sperm-sniffing dog in southern Sweden,

which I think is funny because that implies that there's a sperm-sniffing dog in northern Sweden. A whole series of them. There's sperm-sniffing wolves up there. room sniffing wolves up there. He was brought to a park where a man had been accused of forcing a woman to perform oral sex on him. There, the dog found traces of

semen, which were matched with a 23-year-old suspect's DNA. Wow, so what if that dog just went around and started barking at all the chicks that that guy had raped? That would be pretty amazing. Yeah, just ran up to their crotches. I mean, just a funny vision pops into my head of a guy just like

beating off of the bathroom and just like right when he fucking comes, a dog just like grabs the stream and the stream like Beethoven's saliva. It's like, ah, what a weird point. And ever since then, I haven't not been able to come to a dog.

All I do is now come with dogs. A dog probably walks around with just a mouth full of balled up tissues. I mean, I just feel so bad for the dog. It's obviously a smart dog. It's got a good snout, a good brain. There's bomb-sniffing dogs in Wall Street. There were terrorist dogs for the TSA. And this guy is on jizz duty.

That's just such a shitty role for the dog. I'm brilliant, and I'm on cum duty? Why do I have to touch all these gross dicks? I feel like Michael Trey in prison. I thought it was rough having a kennel job. The dog's owner is going to testify at the trial

And it will be the first time evidence discovered by the dog will be used in court I just wish the dog would testify So bad The dog has like a private citizen owner? No, the trainer is of the Swedish police department Okay, so it's not like It's not just some dude with a hobby. That would be a pretty bizarre one.

Swedish police, for some reason, sounds like fake police. Yeah. It totally does. I feel like you put Swedish in front of anything, it then sounds fake. It's because of the Swedish chef, definitely. Or Swedish fish.

Yeah, Swedish fish. Not real fish. They're gummies! Yeah. The Swedish police sounds like the euphemism for, like, getting a blowjob from a dog. Time to get the Swedish police out.

Oh, that's amazing. So they found the cum in the forest. The woman was obviously spitting. They found the cum in the forest. I just pictured this dog like the dog version of a Carmen Sandiego over here.

What was the Sherlock Holmes version of the dog? What was the name? Sherlock... The Hound of the Baskervilles? Yeah, yeah. That's what I think the dog looks like, but looking for cum. Hoop! Hoop!

He found it. He's on the trail, Holmes! He's on the cum trail. Eddie, give me a description of this dog. Alright, so this dog's sniffing around in the woods, and it looks like he's off to the side of the road just looking for truffles. Right. Imagine he finds a pair of needles. He's a German shepherd.

He's in the bushes. He's in a bush looking for a cump. Everybody goes when they're looking for a little cump. Oh, man. I've never cumped in a bush. I've never raped a woman either, so I don't know. Well, I'd imagine he probably came in her mouth and then she spit it out. She didn't love him. She never loved him. If she swallows,

it's not spit. It's not rape. That's probably true. I bet you a defense lawyer could make that argument. Nah, nah. She swallowed, Your Honor. You understand, right? Oh, cool. That's how Kobe got off. Exactly. Jackie, what are you going to do? I mean, I imagine if you're raping a woman in her mouth, I would

jam the dick so far back her throat that she's not able to spit it out. Like, it immediately goes right down your throat. Why doesn't she just bite the fucker then? Because then he's going to beat the shit out of her. But can't you just bite through it? He's over him. You can probably bite down, and then he's going to fucking kill you. So it's like, either get raped in my mouth or get killed.

If the dude gets his dick bitten off, he's going to fucking fall on the ground and hold his cross and start screaming. He's already raped, though. The thing is, I don't know if you can get to bite it off. I don't know how. It can't be that easy to bite off a cow. Jackie, bite it off. If it happens to you, bite it off.

Well, I'm going to try, definitely. But the thing is, it's like the shock. And also, it's slipping out of your mouth. You've got so much saliva in your mouth. What if you miss and then you tried to bite it off and then you didn't bite it off? Yeah, and then you chip a tooth and then you're ugly for the rest of your life. So you're raped and ugly. And then you just have to continue to get raped and that's the only way a man will love you.

Exactly. Maybe this chick was just like ultra competitive. She was just like, my reputation's on the line. I can't give this a bad blowjob. If you're going to do it, play to win. You're in the game already So did this Huckleberry Hound Find the criminal?

Oh no They already had evidence Against the guy This is that Like they had This didn't clinch the case? Well no They had

The evidence they had before Is they had Medical evidence Like medical evidence Of the guy Like they had arrested the guy They had like evidence That matched like the woman Like scratching him That was it medical evidence of the guy. They had arrested the guy. They had evidence that matched

the woman scratching him. That was it. Someone overheard him doing it. What? How do you overhear that? I guess like, sucking my dick in. Oh, good accent. That was a good accent.

Yeah, Vosin sucking my dick in. And then they had the dog go out and the dog found the sperm. And that was like, that kind of sealed the case. And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for that meddling dog. That's totally perfect. And the guy whips his face off, and he runs the carnival. Sealed the case, and also sealed an envelope.

Hey, not bad. That's pretty good, yeah. British Spice, you're getting better at this. If we have dogs like this, can we have dogs that go around like St. Bernard's with those canisters of cum in there? What possible purpose would that serve?

People were desperate for it. Yeah, they just give it to you. Well, you're like so wrong. This is what happens when James gets rich. He's going to get a St. Bernard with a barrel under his neck full of cum.

Barrels of cum. That's the thing. I could be in my Swiss retreat. Okay, well, I wonder this. Among gay gentlemen, is that just like an intense need for a cum? No, no.

It's part of the process, baby. Okay, okay. So if there's just like a gay St. Bernard going around with a cum? No, no. It's part of the process, baby. Okay, okay. So if there's just a gay St. Bernard going around with a big barrel full of cum... Oh no, if I don't get cum at least once a week, I start to shut down as a biological creature. Think of gays like vampires.

Vampires need blood. James is 112 years old. That's the thing. Hey, what keeps you so young? I got the St. Bernard. Nothing but cum. He just always finds me cum. Oh, man, that's the best vampire, man. It's amazing.

The real cum sucker. The cum buyer. Just makes you cum all the time. Fine. That would be amazing. Much better than wanting the blood. What's that? Go ahead. Oh, no, I just pictured the dog, you know, not sure if the man's cum was his cum, so he just put his mouth on the guy's dick

and then the guy came into the dog's mouth and he said not it. You know, something like that. Oh, not it! Nope, not it! Well, saying in the world of sperm, a teenager inherited a ticking time bomb

in his chest from a sperm donor father who failed to inform sperm banks that he had a rare and often fatal genetic heart defect as well as the inherited condition Marfan syndrome. The man fathered at least 24 children through three sperm banks. What's so wrong with this though?

Because isn't that just, if it was his father in real life anyway, he would have the same thing. But when people are buying cum to make babies, they want to buy nice, juicy cum. They got to hire that dog to get the good cum. That dog probably would have been able to sniff out the weak lung cum. That's right. This dog needs to be working in the sperm bank. Fuck the fucking Swedish place.

It would go mad. Are you kidding? That's the thing. Where does a dog go in a cum bank that only sniffs? I think he just stands completely still. I don't know where to go. I don't know where to go. Even in the Gravitron, you just can't

move at all. It just like pierce back. You think if you came on that dog's tail, it would just run around and circle? That would be the meanest thing of all time. That's such a great joke with the cops play on the dog. Yo, O'Reilly, your turn to come on the dog's tail.

I don't want to do it. You do it, O'Reilly. It's fucking funny, O'Reilly. Even in Sweden, they sound like New York cops. I can't do it when you're watching. Everyone's watching. Everyone's. Yo, get in here, chef.

Everyone's watching. Everyone's watching! Everyone's... Yo, get in here, chef! Everyone's watching! You know what I didn't know is that rules at sperm banks are apparently very willy-nilly. Willy-nilly! Willy-nilly!

That's the term for it, yeah. Like, the number one rule is take off your shoes, and the number two is willy-nilly. Willy-nilly. Your sperm will end up in the bank. Advocates say the case highlights

the need for America to start regulating the fertility industry more tightly and create a national registry. There's a man who's the founder of the Donor Sibling Registry. He says, quote, there are no rules or regulations about donor identification, testing donors, monitoring numbers of children or medical records.

No one is watching. There are no laws. They don't keep track. It's just ridiculous because to give your eggs, you have to go through fucking hell. You get 10 grand. You do. But if you have any cancer in your immediate family at all or if you are fat in any way, shape, or form or if you're Jewish, you can't give your eggs at all or like if you are fat in any way shape or form or if you're Jewish you can't give your eggs

at all. You have to go to a specific egg donor if you're Jewish. That is not true. They have specific places for them. I do think that's true. They have specific places for them. Jews are all genetically fucked up

for some reason. Last year when I was in the hospital for my hernia They have specific places where that proves it's not true. Because Jews are all genetically fucked up for some reason. That's insane. Last year when I was in the hospital for my hernia, they kept asking me if I was Jewish or not. I'm like, I'm not. Stop asking me. Well, were they worried about an awfully violent reaction? Just imagine the doctor had this huge slab of bacon. He's like, we're going to put it inside of this, dude.

We should ask if he's Jewish or not, though. Just for fun. All right. Don't bring in the bottom feeder IV. I will say, the first guy who started a sperm bank, brilliant. What a brilliant man. Just jacking off, came in his head. How do you know it was a man?

J.P. Morgan. J.P. Morgan Chase. J.P. Morgan founded the first sperm bank. White gold. Exactly. White gold. Why am I just giving this to a napkin for nothing? I'm selling it. That's an insane idea. The commodity of the future is the human cum.

Buy, sell, buy, sell. I'm surprised they weren't advertising on the Glenn Beck show. Just gold line and cum. Purchase gold now. Are you a man? Do you like to cum? You could be making millions of dollars and don't even know it

you're sitting on a gold mine of balls what about that what's that mad cum they have like mad cum the mad money

yeah they just trade cum on the fucking show what's that guy Kramer guy yeah yeah yeah hot just slinging at everybody

so is there like are there Jewish you said you can't be Jewish so like is there like a Hebrew national sperm bank? It's a hot dog. It's a hot dog egg bank.

We also run a charity that's a sperm bank. Yeah, there is. The sperm banks, there's not like, I don't even know how it works. Oh my goodness. It's all anonymous. So does a woman just go in and just like roll the fucking dice? Say like, I'll take that one. No, they give whole profiles.

They give names and everything. It's not anonymous. It's only anonymous to the children, right? Yeah, I just picture a Jewish sperm bank. They're carrying the cylinder full of cum and it has the locks on the side of it. You know, like the Jewish girls. That'd be kind of cute. Oh, those kind of locks.

Those kind of locks. Yeah, that's what you meant. I was thinking locks. Those kind of locks. Like chesty belts. I was thinking of a nice good salmon. Locks. On a bagel. On a bagel with cream cheese and onion. I had one this morning. It was amazing.

I was just thinking about a different breakfast thing for the name of this egg bank. Lego my Eggo. Yeah! Spreggo My Leggos. While we're on the subject of Jews, the bones of Adolf Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess, have been removed from their grave

in a small Bavarian town after it became a pilgrimage site for neo-Nazis. Well, they were able to find it. So why did they take his bones out of the ground? Because neo-Nazis. Fine! Well, they were able to find it. So why did they take his bones out of the ground? Because neo-Nazis were going and making pilgrimages to the place, so they dug up his bones, burned them, and threw them in a lake. Rudolph has how they found him. His nose was so red.

That's a new Nazi, right? A neo-Nazi is a new Nazi, right? Yeah. So they went and they got one of the top Nazis, and they dug up his bones. They burned his bones. No, Bavaria did. Bavaria? Yeah, Bavaria is the country where he was buried.

I think my joke got lost. That's like a state in Germany. Is it now? Okay, good. I'm glad you're here, Mr. Geography. Saving my ass. I did go to the Geography Bee twice. I went once. The National Geographic Geography Bee? No, no, no. St. Joan of Arc Catholic School.

Not that one. So how'd they find Rudolph Hess' body? Oh, it must have been because he had that big red nose. He said that joke like three minutes ago. I know, but then Eddie talked over it so I had to make sure that it didn't get lost. Yeah, it really hit good. He had that joke like three minutes ago I know but then Eddie talked over it So I had to make sure that it didn't get lost Yeah it really hit good

Timing Holy lord beautiful fat ass right outside of our window ladies and gentlemen This girl has been upskirting us This entire show She ain't got a whole lot of panties on How much different I got a feeling we're going to go here Underneath

A vaginal show off place Yeah How much different I got a feeling We're going to go here Underneath An ass A vaginal Show off place Yeah Why do you think We chose the runway I'm going to get in trouble I'm going to get a little grabby

After this Grabby I'm going to get a little grabby At my big fat gypsy wedding That's a thing The gypsy Watch my big fat gypsy wedding We'll talk about it

Grabbing It's a picture on Bravo Grabbing is just something The gypsy community does Community does Where men just go up to women and grab them and force them to give them a kiss

and women are just like oh it's going to be wild tonight you know there's going to be a lot of grabbers out there so you've got to be safe. That's great. I think that sounds fun.

I know you do. So I'm a grabber? You will be. Is that why Gypsies are forced to travel from community to community? Dude, they are forced to leave wherever they're at

because they are disgusting people. God, I hate fucking Gypsies so much. You've got to community. Dude, they are forced to leave wherever they're at because they are disgusting people. God, I hate fucking gypsies so much. You gotta watch the show, Eddie. You'll love it. It's an easy minority to hate. Oh, man. Have you ever fucking dealt with them? I've never met a gypsy.

I don't know what they are. Yeah, I don't know. They blend right in, but they dress super slutty. Work real late in the village, and you'll fucking deal with some gypsies. They're the worst people. If gypsy women would dress like gypsy men, you would fuck every single gypsy dude. Like, you would love it, Michael.

Gypsy men are always dressed in horrible suits. Oh, and they're always trying to do all these money exchanges with you. You're those pieces of shit. It's all chocolate inside of their code. Yeah, gypsies, they're tricksters. They are tricksters. They're good people. Is that something you're born into, or do you convert later?

You're born into it. It's like they're from Romanians. They're called the Roma. And they're like an ancient people from Eastern Europe. Well, you're Armenian, right? It's nothing like gypsies. Is it not? No.

Can it be? Yeah, for the sake of the bit. Sure, I'm a gypsy. So are you Armenian and Irish or something? I mean, what's the deal? No, no, I just look Irish because when you mix a tiny bit of Armenian with, like, Anglo-Saxon, it just curls your hair up and turns it red. Oh, interesting.

Armenians are my favorite. It's like when you put a recipe you got. It's like when you put a house on the Wicked Witch of the West, her shoes. It just kind of curls right up. It's kind of like a recipe for fake Wicked Witch of the West. Her shoes. It curls right up. It's kind of like a recipe for fake Irish. The Armenians are my favorite people in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. They're my favorite group in that movie.

My soul's prepared. How's yours? Oh yeah. With the tattoos and everything. I love that shit. We haven't hit upon a segue, but we're running out of time, so we got a segment from Holden McNeely. Oh, this segment presented by Sammy the Man.

It's called, oh, oopsie-doo, did you boo-boo? Ooh, did you boo-boo? Oh, no. I love this title. Sammy the Man. Yeah, yeah, he's doing good. Oh, cool. Sammy, Sammy was like, hey, hey, how's Ben Kessel?

And then he blows up a stream. He's swimming. He's doing good. Oh, cool. Sammy, Sammy was like, hey, hey, how's Ben Kessel? And then he blows up the stream. He's swimming. He's doing good. Are we talking about different Sams? Yeah, yeah. We're talking about Sammy the Man. I'm talking about Sam from a couple weeks ago. Oh, no.

All right, guys. We got like 10 minutes. We got to go. All right, all right, all right. Wrap it up. We're on the final 10. Sammy the Man's a bad fish joke. The salmon joke. The salmon joke was amazing, by the way. I're in the final ten. Salmon Man's a bad fish joke. The salmon joke.

The salmon joke was amazing, by the way. I loved it. A lot of salmon talk in this show. So when did you poop your pants? Oh, I'll tell you when I did. Can it be pee-pee too? Yeah, it can be pee-pee too. Poop or pee-pee.

Or vomit. If you vomit in your pants, you can tell it's sore too. Oh, fantastic. Freshman year, I was dead sober. We had bad food at the cafeteria. We had a cafeteria at our dorm. And I ate a burger and it tasted weird and bad. And as I was walking back, it was a little tough for me. So you gotta give me a second. As I was walking back to my dorm style apartment. I just needed to fart.

And I shit. Oh! Bad! You're gonna sneeze. And I shit bad in my pants. And then I ran back. I ran back. I just threw everything down the bathroom floor. Jumped in the shower. It was awful, man.

It smelled bad. Oh, it smelled so bad. My fucking shit was everywhere. I fucking rubbed it all over the walls. Yeah, you gotta do that. You gotta make a little butterfly. If you ever get a chance to shit in the shower, please do. And shit on the wall, and it really

looks like a butterfly. Like if you press your butt up against it. Exactly. It's fun. I make a big one. A big butterfly. Jay, what about you? You can rinse it away and watch the butterflies flutter into eternity. Why do you look so disgusted? Have you never shit yourself? Not in recent memory.

It's bad, man. Really? It's bad. I've peed myself drunk one time. What happened was one time. Just once? Well, one time I can remember I was at a party.

I was really drunk. I feel like he wasn't drunk. He just peed so much. He's like, I feel drunk. No, no, I was drunk. I was fucking drunk, and I felt like I was going to vomit. So I ran to the bathroom, and I opened the door, and I got on my knees, and I put my head in the toilet bowl, and I was trying to vomit, and I was trying so hard that I started my head in the toilet bowl and I was trying to vomit and I was

trying so hard that I started peeing all over myself and I couldn't get up. It's at a party too, so now I had to find out a way to get out the party. Towels. Everybody kind of knew. You know when you're fucked up like that, everybody knows. You think no one knows.

Everybody fucking knows and they seen me and they're like, you've got to get this guy out of here. Jay pissed himself again. He does it all the time. He did that thing he does. I'm about to piss myself right now, but I pee myself all the time. I just did it in Mara's apartment recently and I used to pee all

over the place. One of the worst memories I have is when I was in 6th grade. I was in this baseball league there in 6th grade and I peed in the back of the worst memories I have is when I was in 6th grade. I was in this baseball league there in 6th grade. I peed in the back of the coach's van on the way back from the game. I just pissed all over the seats because I was too afraid to ask him to stop. Then I just never went back to practice. I never saw him again. It made my mother return the clothes.

So that's it. It's just humiliating. The man dropped me off. Then I just... The man, like, you dropped me off and then he must have been like, oh, it smells like piss and he must have, like, cleaned up my urine and I just peed so much.

It was devastating. What about you, James? Huh? What was your last time? Pee or pee-poo? Pee or poo-poo? Whichever. Pee-poo-poo.

I have... I mean, are we just slight amounts? Slight amounts? No, just like, just normal maintenance. Well, we've all got... We've all got... We just like normal maintenance. Well, we've all got slips. Yeah, we're talking like full on.

I mean, it could be when you're five. I mean, that story. I'd like to hear that story, too. I was actually. Share with us, brother. No, I guess I was in first grade And I had to I was too embarrassed to ask to go to the bathroom So I just peed my pants

And I had to go in front of all the kids And go get new pants That they have emergency pants Like in elementary school I'm glad they had emergency pants At least they didn't make me go home naked Or go about my day. In a burlap sack.

I wonder if your parents had to pay for those emergency pants. Yeah, it was probably added to the tab. Well, as if they weren't paying enough in taxes, right? Jackie. I was told later on that I did this. I don't really remember it. I went into my roommate's room my sophomore year of college, and he was in bed, and I told him I had to go to the bathroom.

The bathroom was right by his bedroom. So instead, I just went into the closet and pissed myself. But I didn't take down my pants. I just pissed all over myself. Didn't get any of his clothes, though. So he didn't care. So he really just watched me do it and made fun of me. So that was fine. He just did it

just so he could make fun of me later on. That's hilarious. I love it. I don't know if I told the story on this show or the other. Am I the only fucking person who shit himself? No, mine's coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two shit stories. So the one I want to tell Did I ever say the one about me, peewee football?

Yes. All right, yeah, all right, yeah. So I'm not going to tell that one. But one day at work, and BW3 is in Tallahassee. I remember I walked in, and I was having a tough time, drank really hard until like 5 in the morning. I walked into work, and I saw one of the guys I was working with. This little black kid. He was hilarious. No one could understand him but me. He had a horrible, down-ass accent.

And I walk in and I thought I was going to fart. I shit. And I just looked at him and I go, oh no. And he's like, what happened? And I was like, don't worry about it. I went and I just went to the bathroom. I love you were able to maintain control of the situation.

No, I just went to the bathroom and threw my shitty underwear in the trash. I worked an eight-hour day with fucking no underwear in a hot Tallahassee kitchen. God. That was fucking disgusting. That's fine. But do you ever notice if you don't wear underwear with pants, how sometimes the seams of your pants will hit your balls and stuff in a weird way? I hate it, man. I don't like it. I have to wear underwear. I don't go commando. I can't do it. I don't wear underwear with pants how like the sometimes like the seams of your pants will like hit your balls and stuff i hate it man i don't like it i have to wear underwear i don't go

commando i can't do it it's too much it can be dangerous a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah it can definitely be dangerous you can zip your cock up right in a zipper great memory my old my middle brother chris got his dick stuck in his zipper and my dad i had to like like grab the top of his cock and like pull down the zipper. It was amazing. It was one of those moments in hindsight where you're just like, God, just being a dad puts you in a whole series of different situations. Hold on here. I've got it.

He literally had to man up and be like, all right, all right. I saw him turn around and face Chris. He's like, oh, man. Jesus. He was really in there. Just put a wooden spoon in his mouth and say, go. Yeah. It really hurt him. It really hurt Chris a lot. Did you poo-poo, Marcus?

Oh, I poo-pooed. How was it? I was working at a daycare in college. Oh my god. Why? You shouldn't be allowed to do that. Well, this is when it all stopped. Just shit on the kids. I was very good at what I did.

I think we're going to have to fire the guy who shit on the kids But it was New Year's Eve And our boss had made such a big deal About how nobody's getting off for New Year's Eve Like absolutely nobody can have the day off If you're scheduled you have to work And we had for lunch that day We had Beanie Weenie Grilled Cheeses

And they were great Beanie Weenie Grilled Cheeses. And they were great. Beanie Weenie Grilled Cheese was like my favorite day. Are those beanies and weenies and grilled cheeses all together? It's beanies and weenies in the grilled cheese sandwich. Wow, that sounds pretty great. It's pretty good.

Beanie Weenie Grilled Cheese. Texas crazy. That's what they call steak over there. Beanie Weenie is real cheesy it's the best and I don't know how but I was I just

something I don't know if something just fell into my beanie weenie cheesy and I love saying it but I was the only one that I had sick so I ate it and I was on the playground

and I'm sitting there like watching the kids and again like I had to fart and I'm just like and my stomach and again, I had to fart. My stomach just fucking cramps up and I just have no control whatsoever.

My butt just opens up. Oh my, Michael knows something about that. I'm like, oh god. I'm in charge of five to seven year olds. If they see Mr. Marcus with a pants full of shit, I'm never going to... I'm going to lose my job.

It's cool to shit your pants. Mr. Marcus with a pants full of shit might be my favorite sentence of the week. You're welcome. If that's not a band, I don't know what is. I thought it sounded like the title of a Nirvana song. Yeah, I think it's called The Counting Crows. So I went to the bathroom, and I was like, the whole time, I'm like,

please don't let me shit my pants. Please don't let me shit my pants. I don't want this to happen. So I go to the bathroom. Just make it a really massive fart. Please, God. The biggest, greatest fart of all time. Just make it something different.

And I get to the bathroom. That's like when you lost your virginity. Yeah. I hope she's not pregnant. I hope she's not pregnant. I'd rather have a major medical problem.

Hopefully it's blood. I go to the bathroom and I pull down my pants and I check and like, I've just like shit the hell out of my boxers. And I'm just getting a good day long cycle. And I'm just, yeah, and I check and I just shit the hell out of my boxers. And I'm just getting... Like a good day-long cycle.

And I'm wearing boxers so there's nothing to catch it. So it's down my thighs on both sides. Down my legs. Sad, sad story. And my boss was so insistent. And I'm just getting worse and worse. I'm covered in sweat. And I'm just fucking throwing up as well.

And I can't just lie to my boss or give her some kind of excuse. I just had to go into her office. And she had made such a big deal about nobody getting the day off. I just had to go into my office and just say, Miss Ortiz, I just shit myself. I got to go home. I was like, I'll be back. I just have to go change and wash myself off.

She just stared at me with these huge eyes. Okay. That's all you can say. On the drive home, I got this horrible fever. It was the worst food poisoning I ever had in my life. It was New Year's Eve, too. I'll tell you what, though. If you ever want to get out of work, your boss is being a fucking bitch. Shit yourself.

Shit yourself at all times, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, this has been the Roundtable of Gentlemen. Fantastic program. I loved this episode, by the way. It was a good one. It was a good, hot episode. It's hot. Oh my god, I forgot all those other shit stories. I'm not gonna tell them. Hey, remind me next week. I forgot all those food points.

We got a cliffhanger. We got a shit story cliffhanger. We got a lot of shit stories. Holy lordy. To be continued next week on Roundtable of Gentlemen. Yeah, alright, Jenkins Brogy and Larson. Thank you Michael Chaferson. And for Kevin Barnett, James Adomian,

Amazing Marcus Parks, I'm Ben Kissel. We'll talk to you next week. Holy shit. I just shit. I'm looking forward to it. I just shit. I am looking fucking shit. Shit.

Shit it. Shit. Put a shit ball in it. Huh? Put a shit ball in it. Huh? I'm going to shit. Put a...

Make a shit. Eat a shit. You don't stop it. I'm going to shit.