The Ryen Russillo Podcast - Bill Simmons on Chiefs-Patriots | Dual Threat With Ryen Russillo (Ep. 8)
Episode Date: October 17, 2018Russillo talks CFB rankings and why some schools should get the benefit of the doubt, before being joined by Bill Simmons to discuss the Chiefs-Pats Sunday-night shootout, NFL offenses of the future, ...and Bill's wild take on Saquon Barkley, capped off by some mailbag questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to another edition of ringers dual threat podcast. I'm going to have Bill Simmons on ever heard of him. He's going to explain to me a theory that he says is maybe the worst thing he's ever he's that he believes it but people are on his case so we'll recap some of the chiefs pats thing we'll do a little nfl so that ended up being a surprise because our original
guest wasn't able to join us today we're not going to say who that is because we don't want to sell
him out we like him we're pro him on this podcast but we um i don't know and actually everything
worked out great okay and then i'm gonna do some college stuff top teams rankings playoff predictions
all that kind of thing what i think the committee will do because we are now inching closer
and closer to the playoff rankings coming up.
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I want to start with some college football stuff here
and the rankings and some of the upsets
that we had this week.
It's still trying to project
kind of where the conferences are at
and how these playoff rankings will play out.
OK, so I think it's pretty clear between the AP and coaches poll one, two and three in both polls.
Alabama, Ohio State, Clemson and Notre Dame's rounding it out at the fourth team.
Now, Alabama, if you're ever doing this, well, who have they actually beaten?
Louisville's not very good this year.
That was their game opener or their season opener.
Arkansas State at Ole Miss. They destroyed
them. They beat Texas A&M, who I think
is a top 25 team. The Rankings have backed that
up as well. And then, you know, beating
Missouri, where Missouri, for a very small amount
of time this past Saturday, thought maybe they had a
chance of being in that game. Tua even came out,
but then Saban said after the game that
Tua Tagovailoa would have been able to
come back into the game if they needed him to. But
they didn't because they're Alabama and they're playing Missouri.
So, yes, you could do the who is Alabama beaten,
which is what every single fan base is going to do
about any of these teams that are in the debate
if there are six teams for four slots or something like that.
If Alabama's undefeated and they win the SEC,
then it's not going to matter.
But I do think that there has
to be some common sense placed on this that, yes, we can fall too in love with certain brands.
But if somebody were going to give New England, if the NFL had rankings to get you or play off
a committee that puts you in the playoffs, if somebody were to say, hey, you know, it's always
really good, New England, let's put him in. That would be fine. Like, I would be
fine. Obviously, that's not the process that we have
in the NFL, and it's better because it's not a committee
of people sitting around, but that's the only way they can do this right now.
Maybe you go to six, maybe you go to eight. I've heard
everybody's theory, the buys and all that stuff.
Okay, but as of right now,
to say Alabama's getting the
benefit of the doubt, that's okay. That's
okay to get the benefit of the doubt when you've been ranked
number one for 11 straight seasons
and you continue to smash everybody
and you were 7-0.
One AP voter voted Ohio State number one.
Two coaches voted non-Alabama.
There's an Ohio State vote
and then two votes for Clemson
who ended up not playing this week.
That's right.
They were off this week
after destroying Wake Forest
who checks in
at three and three on the season and almost in last place in the Atlantic. So I think that this
is a continuation of some of the different things that we've seen that I am okay with Alabama
getting the benefit of the doubt. Ohio State here, who, if you really want to be nitpicky,
and I'm not being nitpicky, I think we do this too much that if you're a presumed favorite in
a team that's, oh, you know, look, it's going to be, what was the I'm not being nitpicky, I think we do this too much that if you're a presumed favorite in a team that, oh, you know, look,
it's going to be, what was it at the beginning of the year?
Oh, it's going to be, you know,
Alabama, Oklahoma, Clemson,
Ohio State. There's no point even playing this season.
It's going to be those teams. No, like, there's probably
going to be two more losses among that group
of three. Oklahoma already losing their game to Texas.
Now Texas is cranked into the top ten. We'll take a look
at them in a second. So, Ohio
State, again, if you wanted to be nitpicky on this,
the TCU game was about turnovers.
They could have lost to Penn State.
They actually seem to be in a game with Indiana and Minnesota, oddly enough.
By the way, Minnesota, I'd sort of forgotten about
row the boat guy for a little while.
Row the boat guys out there, rowing it.
That was a 17-14 game at the half.
But again, I'm okay with that. You keep
winning, and if you're a team that has been around for a little bit, I know it's not the exact same
team, but I guess I'm just arguing Ben and for the doubt a little bit more of the same. I'd argue it
for Alabama or teams from other parts of the country. Clemson, despite the Cuse win that was
a little weird with a backup QB, They could have lost to A&M.
Look, they're undefeated.
We're not going to worry about that right now.
Notre Dame is a team that before the season started,
they're going to play Michigan.
They beat them.
They beat Stanford.
They won at Virginia Tech with Virginia Tech's backup quarterback,
but they still put up 45 on the Hokies down there.
And they're going to finish with Florida State.
Syracuse may be the toughest game for them the rest of the way.
And their last game of the season will be at USC.
So these three teams, Michigan, Stanford, Virginia Tech, Florida State, USC,
all are below what we thought they would be before the season started.
And they actually were down to Pitt late and had to come back and beat a Pitt team here.
So they win 19-14 against the Panthers.
And I know people will say, oh, 12-0, just put them in.
The ranking backs that up. They're probably going to get into the playoff. against the Panthers, and I know people would say, oh, 12-0, just put them in, the ranking
backs that up, they're probably going to get into the playoff, and I don't know if they're
that good, and you could make some parallels there to the team that got smashed by Alabama
in the college football playoff years ago, because I still thought that Notre Dame team
was talented, but if you watched it every single week of that team, you'd go, is this
really one of the two best teams?
And I don't think it was favoritism in Notre to name. You just, you started going, all right,
look, they're still undefeated and we're going to throw them in this thing. Let's get to LSU at
number five. LSU, the biggest win that LSU's had, I think since they beat Alabama nine to six in
2011. I was at that game. It was an incredible game. And then Alabama beat them in the rematch
where LSU literally couldn't get the ball over the 50 yard line and Jordan Jefferson in the
offense in that game was absolutely terrible. But during those years when LSU still had an
offense that you were frustrated about, I mean, raise your hand if you were totally aware of who
Odell Beckham Jr. was while he was at LSU. Because unless you were a super hardcore college football
fan or just an LSU guy like this, like, wait that guy that smaller guy from LSU he might be the most dynamic player
in the NFL and that's you know he and Landry put up decent numbers there but still like you think
that you would have thought or known more about him or he would have made a bigger impact had LSU
had what we think um was was a much like they needed better offenses this is this is not new
down in Baton Rouge. Okay.
All the years of thinking, man, how can we just don't have like, how can we not have a season
where it seems like we put up a million points and have this really dangerous offense that you
need to prepare for. So when LSU beat Miami, okay. And we realized then Miami with Rozier,
just not the same. They're just not that good of a team. They beat Auburn in kind of one of those
LSU voodoo type wins where they used to have a lot of those under Les Miles where they go man they pulled that one out again how did they end up
winning that game like that that doesn't make any sense they won that game too and that seemed to
be the wrong decision and LSU just always won those games so after that Auburn win I thought
all right they're gonna have to start having a ton of games like that again for them to be in the
playoff conversation here then they lose at, which is a game they led.
Florida is a, what do we have them at, nine?
Excuse me, Florida's at 11.
So Florida, that loss there for LSU,
considering what LSU's schedule is like,
that loss can be looked at as a little bit differently
in that it's not going to ding them up as much.
And clearly the committee, or excuse me,
the voters this week thought enough of Georgia to vote up LSU considering they smashed
a Georgia team and they smashed them too. I mean, that was a dominant, dominant win.
And it was a little unlike some of these LSU games where they did have these big plays,
whether it was Burrow running for 59 yards or Edwards Allaire going for 47 yards, Jefferson,
their best receiver had a a 50-yard play.
There was another 37-yard play, and they were terrific on defense.
There are moments where LSU looks like the best team as far as just dudes.
If you do the dude test and you start looking around at all these teams on a Saturday,
there are moments where I think LSU has better players than everybody else.
But then there are moments where you go, how come it's third and seven, and I just don't trust anyone at LSU has better players than everybody else. But then there are moments where you go how come it's third and seven and
I just don't trust anyone at LSU to
get this done. Burrow wasn't great
but there were some big plays in there
and that went against Georgia.
Georgia's not done
and Georgia has a couple more ranked games coming
up. This would have been a weirder
stretch for them. They lose to LSU. They
have Florida, a neutral site
then they're at Kentucky
and then Auburn who just fell out of the rankings. So that's four weeks in a row for Georgia. So if
we think that they're still good, they're going to have to run those next three there. And I don't
think that's impossible, but Florida is a team that with Felipe Franks, I thought, okay, their
defense is nasty. There's like three or four guys on that defense. They're just filthy and watching
them against Vandy. I'm like, man, I still think they're going to win this game.
And then the weird fumble happens and I go, I don't really like Felipe Frank.
So guess what?
Florida put up, I have it in my notes here.
I know that's because I wrote it down.
576 total yards of offense against Vandy.
Little bit of a newsflash here, but it looks like Florida could sneaky have more going on there offensively than I thought at the beginning of the year.
And their schedule the rest of the way, I think is pretty, other than Georgia,
like they should be able to run the rest of it. Mizzou, South Carolina, Idaho, and then Florida
State. Two more teams that I want to talk about here. And that is Texas. Now it's seven in the
polls, first place, 4-0 in the Big 12. They have the Oklahoma win in their back pocket.
They lost Ellinger to a shoulder sprain with the MRI.
They said he could have come back in, but I don't know.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I don't know if I believe that one,
but Shane Buchel is a backup quarterback, terrific,
and Tom Herman was raving about him after the fact.
When Charlie Strong was still coaching Texas,
he came into the studio, and I remember going,
all right, you finally have the quarterback
in Austin. He's like, yeah,
Shane Buchel, man. Shane Buchel, Shane Buchel.
And then he got benched.
So at the very least
we know he's got experience and that he's kind of
one of those team first guys. So
depending on what goes on here with Ellinger,
they'll be able to get him going. They've got Oklahoma State
who's falling apart. West Virginia who just lost
to Iowa State.
Iowa State is now just the big game hunter out there.
I don't know if that's another series on Netflix, but it sounds like it.
And they take down, it feels like one Big 12 opponent every single season that you didn't expect.
So now you've got to reevaluate if West Virginia is the best team out of this, if it's Oklahoma.
I'm sure there's still some people kind of on the Oklahoma bandwagon with this
considering that they finish up, and I believe, oh, no, that's on the road.
That's at West Virginia the end of the year.
That's 11-23, so their last game will be on the road there.
And at this point, I don't think you can really say, ah, well, you know,
there's no way that West Virginia can go there and win it.
It just was good that it felt like West Virginia's defense was improving,
which it was, but then you lose against Iowa State.
As far as Texas, Oklahoma State, West Virginia game.
So the West Virginia games, basically West Virginia's in two games here
where had they not been upset by Iowa State,
they probably could have split the last two.
But now with that, they're probably going to have to get both
to still be the playoff team
outside of the Big 12.
And the final team here
where there's rankings, resume,
and kind of eye tests
where it's all collectively together,
Oregon's 12th in the AP,
big win in overtime for them
against Washington.
I would pick Oregon neutral site
over Florida, UCF,
maybe not Oklahoma. Definitely Tech. I think I'd pick Oregon to beat Notre Dame. LSU's iffy. I think they'd beat Michigan. I think they'd beat Texas.
I don't know if they'd beat Georgia. You know, Fromm was really good for them last year. And
Gary Danielson and Nessler, they made a really good point them last year and gary danielson and uh nestler they made a
really good point during the saturday game against lsu where they said you know if you really if you
really look at how you know justin fields the freshman five-star stud at quarterback you know
they want to use them and they go yeah but what happens if it works what if he puts together a
couple good drives and they still lose the game like would you have another quarterback situation
where you're benching your guy so yeah all right so right. So let me do this again. Notre Dame, yeah, I'd pick Oregon.
LSU, I'm not sure.
Michigan, I'd pick Oregon.
Texas, I'd pick Oregon.
Probably against Georgia, I'd pick Oregon.
Oklahoma, I'm not sure.
UCF, yes.
Florida, yes.
That's how good I think Oregon is.
That's how impressive they are physically.
It was another week against a physical team
where Stanford is not physical.
Whatever version that we're all accustomed to of Stanford,
that team does not live here anymore in 2018, or it hasn't at least in the first half of the season.
They were really good against Washington again. And Herber is a dude whose overall
numbers may not blow you away, but there'll be moments in a game where you're like, okay,
that's why this guy could potentially be the number one pick in the draft.
So that's kind of how I see it all in the top 12. Oregon's very much still alive in this thing, especially with that head-to-head against Washington and
me expecting that Stanford is going to end up having another loss in the conference.
They're both one loss. All of these teams are one loss in the conference. Oregon's 2-1,
Stanford's 2-1, Washington's 3-1. Whether it's, I don't know, up at, well, it's not at Pullman.
Hey, did you hear the part where Ryan read the schedules out loud okay so moving on that's my college football wrap-up uh as we are
about seven six games in depending on who your squad is we're gonna get with Bill Simmons here
and talk Saquon Barkley and what we learned from Chiefs Pats which is about as much fun there have
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deal, where it feels like there are
so many Sundays. I mean, I don't know. Maybe that's why the
ratings are up, and it's real simple, is that it feels like
at least once a Sunday,
you get something absolutely incredible to watch.
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we start with the chiefs pats because i have something off of this which i think is actually
it's very when everybody's red zone now you lose flow you lose kind of flow and feel for a game and
then when you get to watch the full prime time ones there was no doubt new england was going to
come down and score again none whatsoever and i think it's a positive really kind of for both teams.
Like I would look at last night's game as I was not surprised New England won it.
I was not surprised that they scored at the very end.
I think the Chiefs defense is so bad, even though the Pats is exactly anything to brag about here.
But it was rewarding us for watching the entire game.
And ultimately, I don't think a very surprising ending.
That was my takeaway as well.
Both teams won.
Whoever was going to have the ball last was
going to win. When you're blaming the other
team for scoring too fast, you know it's
a ridiculous game.
Mahomes passed some checkpoints
I felt like. Ooh, are these
Bill checkpoints? Seem nervous in the first half.
Oh, okay. No, it's just, you know,
there was a roadmap where if he'd
had a bad game and had made some mistakes
people would be like
what did Belichick figure out
the blueprint
yeah
oh he did some stuff
and then you're on
NFL edge matchup
watch this
watch how
I want you to watch
how here the guys on the edge
they come in
but then Mahomes made like
five great plays
in the second half
you know what you can never do
with him too
if you're doing those
like free or wrap-up shows
where they do,
like I always think we do this in baseball,
where they show where the catcher's mid is,
and then he moves it two inches one direction,
and then the guy hits a home run,
and then the guy will be like,
oh, missed his spot,
and they run like three or four missed spots.
When pitchers miss spots all game long,
the quarterbacks will be like,
throw it off your back foot.
You can't do that to Mahomes.
He can throw off of any horrible foundation,
and it's still going to work for him.
So that's just me helping the industry moving forward.
He's one of those guys that if you're trying to game plan against,
I don't really know what the plan would be
other than to just cover his receivers
and just make it difficult for him to find open guys.
Because he's going to scramble around.
He can make any throw in the field.
And he's just going to keep getting better as he, like,
learns how to, you know, read defenses a little bit better each game
and each season.
You know, the fragility is the only thing that I would worry about with him.
Because he's not a huge guy, and he's exposed a lot, and he takes hits.
And, you know, there is a roadmap for him
taking the wrong hit as bad as kansas city's defense is coming in and there's depending on
which metric you want to look at they're they're terrible um you know they were for the first few
weeks like the defensive the dvoa stuff they were last they were up a few spots going into that game
they're probably gonna be look they're last against the were up a few spots going into that game. They're probably going to be their last against the run.
I thought watching their defense
give up stuff is just,
hey, everybody's going to be open
and you can run right over them.
If I broke down the tape,
it'd be like, here's what we see.
If I looked at New England's tape,
and again, this is a defense
I think that you and I have talked about
with New England where you're like,
how come they're just not a little bit better?
I felt like they were just getting torched
by incredibly great players.
I felt the same way.
Tyreek Hill is having some moment now.
Is he the fastest wide receiver ever?
Has there ever been a receiver
where he catches the ball 30 yards?
Willie Galt?
Where he catches the ball and the guy Willie Galt? Where he catches the ball
and the guy's even with him
and it's just over?
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Yeah, you're like,
oh, he's not going to catch him.
The defender was two steps ahead of him.
Yeah, and you're watching it
and you go,
oh, wait,
he's just going to be able
to run away from him
in the NFL?
And that's,
if you think of all the times,
all the years of watching players,
where would he be?
Like, what other guys
are we talking about?
We're at the pro level.
That's why I brought it up.
Like,
it's almost like when you watch.
Randy Moss,
it was,
okay,
something's different here.
But he was also 6'4".
Yeah.
And it made sense to your eyes when you're watching it.
When I watched Tyreek Hill,
it's like watching those a hundred meter,
like watching Ben Johnson run.
Where like,
there's no part of his body really moving.
It's just, it's like, he's being propelled by some wind gust.
He's not, it's not like his arms are flailing.
He's just gone.
Like I even slow mode the touchdown yesterday.
Cause I was like, I don't understand how this guy's this fast.
And he's just like, just gone.
So yeah, I mean.
Dion, I think you'd put out there.
They just look different.
I think the fact that he's not a big guy
makes it crazier.
You know, like Saquon Barkley,
who we're going to talk about in a second,
like he's crazy fast too.
This is different though.
This is like,
who's catching him from behind?
Nobody ever in the history of the league.
No, I don't...
I had a friend that went to the opener
against the Chargers
and just said
it's
it's weird when it's
22 NFL people out there
and one of them looks like
he's
like in a league below him
yeah it's like watching
peewee football
where there's the one guy
who doesn't belong in the game
and
yeah like that
that rugby kid
that really fat rugby kid
that we saw that video of
right
Tyreek's faster than that kid is but
that kid had a lot of size how does that work by the way i think like do people go oh cool hey did
you kid play yeah we have a youth rugby league there's there's a samoan kid though that's 100
pounds bigger than everybody else he just chucks everybody's head in the dirt he put five people
in the hospital last week though it's a great vine it's so funny though because one of the
cliched football announcer things is always like, you know,
and you hear it with like Tavon Austin.
It's like when Tavon Austin comes out,
the defense has to watch him.
Like you have to make sure.
Watch him not get thrown to again.
It's like he's Tavon Austin.
They're fine.
But when Tyreek Hill's on the field,
I can imagine the defense is just constantly aware
the entire time of where he is, what he's up to,
not making sure he doesn't get behind the last guy.
It has to completely change
how you defend that team.
So anyway, I think the Chiefs will be there.
The Pats will be there.
And we're heading,
Sal and I talked about this
on our podcast last night.
We might just be heading to this world
where it's just the four best offenses
or the four teams remaining and that's it.
And that's just where we are. Yeah, that's what I felt about with college the four teams remaining, and that's it. And that's just where we are.
Yeah, that's what I felt about with college
the last couple years is that...
I was going to ask you about that.
This is eventually what happened in college, right?
Yeah, right.
Because the four best offenses are who's standing.
It'd be funny because, you know,
so much of the debate is geographical,
and that's what I'll do with some of the rankings
that I do in this podcast today.
But it'll be this thing where I'll go,
oh, you know, Bama, huh? They're real good on defense you know, defense, 40 to Clemson back to back. And you just go,
yeah, I actually think the goal in college football is to hold teams to 30.
Yeah.
And somebody still has to be statistically a top 10 defense through the course of the season with
almost 130 teams here. So like, yes, some teams are still going to be statistically better than
everybody else defensively, but there's still going to be a Saturday where they give up 40,
and it looks like you just can't stop anybody.
And that's what it's starting to feel like on Sundays.
I wonder if we're heading to a world where you're almost better off
just throwing the kitchen sink at somebody,
and if they score right away, great, because you get the ball back.
Because what happened yesterday, the Chiefs, that kick return,
bringing it all the way down, and then they scored away,
and the Pats got the ball right back
it was actually the best thing that could have happened to the Patriots
and you saw the same thing with the Bengals Steelers
yesterday where the Bengals drove
down but they scored a little too quick
and it's like of course Roethlisberger is going to go
50 yards with three timeouts
and half of Cincy's defense
so I almost wonder if there's
going to be more strategy at the end of these games
like if I can let them score or let's going to be more strategy at the end of these games. I'm like, ah, if I could let them score.
Or, ah, let's try to get the ball back as fast as we can.
This is what I felt like the Pats should have done in the Super Bowl last year.
Instead of that 10-minute drive that the Eagles had, you send the kitchen sink.
Either you make a play or they score, you get the ball back.
That might be where football's going.
Yeah, that is interesting.
I mean, I guess I didn't really think of it that way.
Like, hey, let's see. Remember when they went zero coverage and Collinsworth brought it up on the
replay and he missed Tyreek Hill, but he missed it because they went zero coverage, no safety,
and they sent everybody after Mahomes. And then Mahomes threw it up and it was,
seriously, if Mahomes had led him more to the right, he would have just run underneath it,
caught it, and it would have been a touchdown. Right. But it's kind of exactly what you're
talking about.
And I've never seen anything like this in sports before where the best strategy
might be to either be like,
we're either going to get crushed on this play
or something good might happen.
You know, the Ben Bento break days are just over.
I don't think you can do that anymore.
And by the way,
this is still 40 points that the Pats give up
when they looked like they had done the best job
against Mahomes, if anybody.
I mean, Denver was pretty good in the first half on that, what was it, a Monday nighter.
But there was a moment last night where you're going, oh man, this isn't even competitive.
It was like 23-7.
Yeah.
Tyreek had three touchdowns in the second half.
That's insane.
Remember Moss did that once in 07 where he scored three touchdowns in a game.
Yeah, in a game.
I was like, oh my God, he scored three touchdowns in a game. I was like, oh my God, he scored three touchdowns
in a game. Tyreek just rattled it off in an
hour yesterday. Yeah, that's what happens when
you might be the fastest dude ever.
Give me... I actually
feel honored that you're going to debut this and not save
this for you. I did it on my
pod. I did it briefly yesterday.
I did it briefly. Do you want to expand it?
Well, I wanted to argue about it with you because
people were very upset
in the ringer
they said it was my
dumbest take of 2018
Sean Fantasy
Sean Fantasy was like
this is
this is the worst
ringer take of the
entire year
my take is this
I think Saquon Barkley
might be
the best running back
I've ever seen
in my life
so I bet
I've wait a minute I don't feel like I've ever seen in my life. So I bet I've...
Wait a minute.
I don't feel like I've
processed that enough.
I thought we were going to say
in the league right now.
You think he's going to be the...
You think he's the best running back?
So he's made me reconsider.
So I can first remember football
like 1974.
I've set the tail end to OJ.
It's not like OJ was on in Boston and I saw highlights.
Walter Payton was the next guy.
Watched him a handful of times until they had that great 85 season.
At that point, he was a little on the downside.
Terrell Davis, I thought was incredible.
I thought Barry Sanders was incredible.
Marshall Falk was maybe a shade below,
but the pass receiving, I thought,
was what made him stand out.
And then Tomlinson.
I really wouldn't put anybody else
from the last 12 years in that conversation.
That's probably like the best six or seven.
Emmitt, just to bring up.
Emmitt was the guy you want
in the NFC Championship game
when it's 20 degrees outside
and I need somebody
who's going to have 36 carries
for 120 yards
and get me 11 first downs.
I don't know if he's the best
running back I've ever seen.
Yeah, he's not the best to me,
but I think it's just...
But he's like getting the money
running back and running.
Barkley has all these things
that all these dudes have
that were at the highest level
and it's all in the same package.
And for where football is going, where, you know, you look at the best level and it's all in the same package. And for where football's going,
where you look at the best
teams in the league right now, they all have
a quarterback, but they all have a running back who
can run and catch,
right? So when he's out
there, you can spread the field
and the defense doesn't know, is he running or are they
throwing? And if they're throwing,
can he leak out and have these little screen
passes or wheel routes, whatever, or am I spreading him out and he's kind of unstoppable on a seven on seven?
So you got like Todd Gurley, you got Melvin Gordon, you have Kamara, you have Sonny Michel,
which is I think what the Pats wanted from him, and Kareem Hunt. And they're all the same type.
They're all guys who can run and catch. I think you need that guy with
where football's gone. The Giants just took the best possible version of this, maybe ever.
So my question is, why was it the wrong pick? It's the wrong pick because they thought Eli
could still play quarterback. He can't. They have the worst offensive line in the league.
I can still play quarterback.
He can't. They have the worst offensive line in the league.
It's only the wrong pick if Sam Darnold is really good.
Like if Sam Darnold's as good as Phil Rivers,
it's the wrong pick.
If he's Matt Stafford,
I actually would rather have eight to 10 years of Barkley.
Than Matthew Stafford?
Yeah.
I'd rather have eight to 10 years.
A little bit there.
Am I winning a Super Bowl with Matthew Stafford?
My goal is to win the Super Bowl.
Am I winning the Super Bowl with Matthew Stafford?
Okay, but then I would immediately say,
which running back do you go,
that's a running back good enough
to bring a team to the Super Bowl?
We don't do that anymore.
We don't talk about these guys that way anymore
because it doesn't matter.
This is my point though.
I think you need the QB and the receiver now.
I mean, I'm sorry, and the running back now.
I think you need both in where football's going. I think you have to QB and the receiver now. I mean, I'm sorry, and the running back now. I think you need both in where football is going.
I think you have to have the high-level, all-pro-level quarterback,
and I think you need to have an awesome running back.
I think you need those two things now.
So they have one of those two things.
The question is, how do you get the quarterback?
They're going to go 3-13.
Maybe they get him this year.
If they felt like Darnold wasn't that quarterback,
then I think it's the right move. Now, if Darnold comes back to haunt them and he's
has at least a Phil Rivers career, Drew Brees or whatever, then it was a mistake.
I'm willing to say that I think the Darnold Baker thing, we'll look back on that in five years and
laugh that we had shifted from Darnold who everybody loved after that Lions opener to then they lose the overtime game Baker comes in saves the day and you know and then it
was Baker mania right and then it was well how after three weeks if you were to say you know
I still think Darnold would be better than Baker but what are you oh my god do you even watch yeah
um I'm I'm still on the Darnold thing and that's probably being married due pre-draft,
liking Darnold more than Baker.
I mean, remember, the Baker thing was really weird
to the point where I almost thought it was a lie.
Not that I didn't think teams thought he was good,
but I don't know if it was Schefter or who it was that week leading up.
I thought it was one of those kind of BS.
Smokescreen.
Yeah.
Like, okay, the Browns are considering.
I'm like, are considering or what?
Like, everybody, nothing makes me,
oh,
look,
I understand how it works.
You know,
I've been in it to some degree
with the draft stuff,
but the whole,
the Giants are listening
to offers thing.
Which team,
report to me the team
that hangs up on everybody.
Actually,
no,
there's no offer you can make,
so we're not interested
in making any trades,
right?
So,
all of that stuff that happens,
you know,
and they'll say like,
oh,
the Giants are good.
but the Giants.
Oh,
they move up,
they move down.
It was weird that they didn't try to Jedi mind trick the the Giants are good. with the Giants. Oh, they move up, they move down. It was weird that they
didn't try to
Jedi mind trick the Jets
into then trading up
to the two spot.
Yeah,
because that always
seems to work more often
than I would think.
With Trubisky,
I was like,
did you really think
that that was going to happen?
You had to give up
all that stuff?
Well,
same thing with the Lakers
and Lonzo.
Danny can't trade down
unless he knows for sure
the Lakers are trading Lonzo.
From the get-go,
the Lakers are like,
we're taking Lonzo.
Dana's like, great.
I'm going to go from one to three and pick up the
Kings pick because you idiots have already
said who you're taking. I would never
tell anyone who I'm taking. Would you tell
people on your staff? What?
How many people would you have like a trusty
right-hand guy that you
would tell or would you not even tell that person? Yeah, I'd have
an inner circle. You got to have your inner circle. You gotta have your inner circle.
You gotta have,
yeah,
but the thing is
how like,
how big would your
front office inner circle be?
Probably like three people,
right?
You have your director of scouting,
your assistant GM,
and then your coach
if you trust them.
What if your owner,
what if your owner's allowed that?
Well, see,
the owner's the problem
because the owner's like
drunk at a cocktail party
and they're like,
yeah,
we're going to take Barkley.
Don't listen to all this shit.
You know,
after like seven glasses
of Chardonnay.
So you probably have to
lie to the owner.
Yeah,
because I think about this
all the time
because there was one team
that I had two guys
in the front office
and they were really good
and they were good on players.
They were good on picks.
They were always wrong
about what their own team
was doing.
And then I learned,
I go, oh gosh, like I can't. And then I learned. I go, oh, gosh.
Like, I can't.
And now I figured it took me like two, three years of these guys aren't even close.
And it's supposedly their team.
Yeah.
And then I realized the guy in their place doesn't tell anybody what he's doing.
It just doesn't.
So I was just like, oh.
Danny Ainge is like that.
Yeah, but it's weird because when Ainge.
It's really hard to read the Celtics. It was weird to think of how we get the Celtics into this pod. like, oh. Danny Ainge is like that. Yeah, but it's weird because when Ainge- It's really hard to read the Celtics.
It was weird to think of how we get the Celtics into this pod.
Congratulations on figuring out a way to do that.
I was figuring out for the last 10 minutes.
Mahomes, is he a bit like Dee Brown?
Put up Mahomes Tatum.
Whose ceiling is better?
If Jerry Kale came in for Orion Green, who'd win?
Pick up one-on-one.
Yeah, Ainge definitely does it now,
but I think it was funny
because beginning when Ainge started,
Ainge, it seemed that everybody knew
what he wanted to do.
First couple years.
I remember I asked him that.
He liked him much.
I was at a presser in Waltham,
and I said,
hey, do you think you've made a concerted effort
to be harder to predict
because a lot of people knew what you were going to do
that first draft with Marcus Banks?
Yeah.
And Robert Swift.
Everybody knew he loved Robert Swift, remember?
Yeah, right, right.
Wait, so do you think my Barkley take is insane?
Do you see it?
Is this my worst take of 2018?
Well, I haven't kept track of all of them,
but it's so unpopular because of the running back, right?
So the first, I think it's one of those takes where immediately it's like opening up the lid of something that smells bad, right?
And you're like, oh, wait a minute.
You're like, no, no, that's the way it's supposed to smell.
Get in there.
Well, let's say he's one of the five greatest running backs of all time.
Which seems aggressive five games in.
Oh, no, I'm not.
40 catches, though.
He needs to do it.
You're right.
I mean, the fact that he has 40 catches and we're not even halfway through the season, that's incredible.
And, like, you're picking up on some of the stuff we saw from him in college.
You get him, and he'll have one leg on the ground,
and you hit that leg, and that leg pops up,
and then he lands on the other one with balance and is still going.
His strength, his hip and leg strength,
makes him difficult to tackle in a different way.
Not saying that other guys aren't hard to tackle,
but he has this weird balance power combo.
Well,
he's got these,
these tree trunk legs and the crazy,
we've both seen him new,
the craziest balance,
but he,
he's over,
he's over 800 yards from scrimmage already through six games.
And week two is a washout because they can do anything.
He,
I went and looked up like Chris Johnson had the most yards from scrimmage
ever. It was like 2,500. Barkley's on pace to be like one of the top 10 yards from scrimmage
seasons ever. And he hasn't even had that crazy, awesome game that we know he's going to have.
He's going to have a game where he rushes for 240 yards and also has 80 yards and receiving. And I just think what he's doing
with the worst possible QB
and the worst possible offensive line,
and he's still like breaking plays.
Every time he either gets tackled by three guys
or he breaks it.
What is he going to be like on a good team?
What more would you want from a running back?
I just don't know that you could,
all of the things you just said can be right.
He could end up being,
you know,
let's,
you can't,
it seems,
I'm not saying it's a reach,
but the odds are that he's not going to be the best running back of all time,
just based on only seeing him in five games.
But I would,
I would be scared of the front office of the Giants.
Be like,
did you evaluate all those quarterbacks and you were over all of them?
Like you didn't think any of them were going to be good?
So that's the question.
I want to know whether they were just like,
Barkley's going to be the best running back of all time.
We have to take him.
Or I don't like Sam Darnold enough to pass up somebody who has a chance
to be one of the best running backs of all time.
By the way, I don't know if he's going to be the best running back
of all time or not.
I just know from what I've seen so far, he's the best running back I've ever seen.
Barry Sanders was the best make guys miss running back, but he couldn't catch the ball like Barkley can.
No, Barry used to get, if we were doing this today, there was a lot of Barry stuff.
If you were on first take, you'd be screaming going, he has 20 negative running plays in a month.
I used to, the best bar fights.
Can't win with him.
Yeah, the best bar arguments in the 90s were Barry versus Emmitt.
Yeah.
I think out of the non-Boston sports arguments,
I think that was my favorite one,
other than who won Hagler-Leonard was another great one.
Because that was like, you just have two people on opposite sides
who are completely convinced they're right.
And for me, with Emmitt and Barry
it's like
Barry's teams don't win
he either breaks the 70 yard
run or he gets tackled
two yards behind the scrimmage
Emmitt just gets first downs
Emmitt moves the ball
he's a freaking football player
like that guy
what did he play
with a separated shoulder
that year against San Francisco?
Well they only reference
his shoulder
every single snap
so
true true true
so I remember watching that game who would you rather have in one game? you have Well, they only referenced his shoulder every single snap. True, true, true.
So I remember watching that game. Who would you rather have in one game?
Barry?
Can I get Barry with the Dallas O-line?
So you think if Barry had played on Dallas?
Yeah, I do.
I think Barry's the better running back.
But I don't want to knock Emmitt, but when I think of him with the rushing title,
like you went through five running backs and you didn't even mention Emmitt until but when I think of him with the rushing title, you went through five running
backs and you didn't even mention Emmitt until I mentioned
him. Emmitt's my big
game guy, though.
You'd rather have him over any other running back
late playoff game
other than Saquon Barkley. So, cold weather.
He's my cold weather
January playoff game. I would want
Emmitt. I actually,
I gotta be honest.
I think Terrell Davis,
97,
98,
Terrell Davis,
I'd probably pick.
That's why,
that was the case for me with him with the Hall of Fame.
I was like,
yeah,
he only played five years,
but those two years,
I've never seen a better,
just pure hand the ball to somebody
and they will get eight yards every time.
I've never seen anybody better than them.
Now,
I wasn't there for OJ,
but everybody said OJ was amazing.
Yeah, I, I don't't know that's an amazing murderer you murdered two people got away with it
it's not worth coming on the pod unless I can make you do one triple take alright then
do you have more stuff you want to do?
the only other thing I had for you was
Stu Gatz was killing me because I was talking about
the demons during the Yankees Red Sox
and now watching Yankee Stadium
and Stu Gatz was saying how
that's bullshit
you guys won 10 titles.
There's no such thing as demons.
We don't want to hear it.
I'm a Jets fan.
So then I called in
and we argued about it.
It was really fun.
Oh, you called in to the show?
I called in.
They told me to call in.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'll admit,
well, 2004 for me changed everything.
But can I still watch
a Yankees-Red Sox playoff game
and get nervous
when we're leading Yankee Stadium?
Of course, right.
Can that still trigger awful memories from my childhood?
But there's a difference when, I think, pre-2004,
watching Kimbrel in that ninth,
I would be at home going,
well, I guess they're just going to lose again.
Yeah, you would lose control of your bowels.
Yeah, it's a totally different experience.
I'm sitting at home this time going,
all right, he'll get this.
And there was no reason.
There was no reason to think that he was going to get it.
God, I didn't feel that way at all.
I always expected the Sox to lose those games.
And then, yeah, the 0-4 thing did change for me.
And for all the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead jokes, like, where are the Yankees 3-0 lead?
I had a manager that ran in.
Seriously.
Like, there was a manager.
He was a Yankees fan from Connecticut.
Shocker.
And he, although, look, part of Connecticut is basically New York anyway.
So he came in to make some sort of Red Sox joke.
And I'm not, you know, Captain Trott Nixon anymore myself.
So I was just in a commercial break and he came in and he made this Yankees joke.
And I was like, hey, you really think you make jokes like about the 1918 thing after 2004?
Yeah.
I was like, you really think that's a good joke?
We vanquished it.
It's over.
Like they showed somebody in Yankee Stadium, some kid chanting 1918,
and people around them were going, dude.
Stop it.
It's not even a good chant anymore.
You're embarrassing yourself.
It's really sad that the Yankees won in 09,
because this would be so much more fun if we were on 15 years now of,
actually more than 15 15 they won in 2000
so it would just be like
can the Yankees win
a World Series
in the 21st century
did everything change
yeah what happened
did the Red Sox
flip the curse
the 09 one feels
like people forget
about it almost
I mean I don't
I don't even remember
who they played
who they played
Cardinals
Marlins
Marlins
I don't remember either I just remember being so mad that A-Rod was like coming through in the clutch who they play Cardinals? Marlins? Marlins?
I don't remember either I just remember being so mad
that A-Rod was like
coming through in the clutch
finally and then
he was in a massive
PD scandal after
after he was
batting eighth
the two
the two
what if
if they hadn't won
the title things
I think the Yankees
in 09
just from
what we would get out of
talk radio sports narratives that was the
Phillies when the Phillies had an amazing
the Phillies had that rotation that
you thought okay they're gonna win five World Series in a row
yeah doesn't happen
so that narrative that's amazing we
both forgot because I as you were bringing it up
I go oh my god I forgot who they played
so much joy in that
decade so that one and then if
the Cavs don't win in 16,
could LeBron have ever left?
Could he have come to LA without winning a title in Cleveland?
I feel like he's stuck there the rest of his career.
He obviously could still do whatever he wanted to,
but you're absolutely right.
The narrative of, I came here to bring Cleveland a title,
and then it's like, sorry guys, I tried again.
I'm out.
Yeah, he-
There's no way he could have left.
And they would have hated him with every fiber of their body.
He could have, but they would have hated him.
But, like, it wouldn't be this.
This is—
No, there's—
This is so—
And then the school comes out.
The promise school comes out exactly when he's leaving.
He has to win the title, though.
Has to.
Oh, no, I'm not disagreeing with you.
I remember even when I was talking to people in Cleveland when I was there for the finals,
talking to people in our section, and they were just sad.
I was like, how bummed out are you our section and they were just sad I was like
how bummed out are you if he
leaves he's like well he did bring us a title
like they were so grateful
for that one title that
it enabled it
he still would have left though
you think he would have stayed there I don't think you can
leave after that Lee Jenkins
puff piece SI cover story
of I mean like if you go
back and read that story it's actually bad for him
that he actually did leave she's like
I'm here now this is my home
I'm here for the rest of my life
if he's still a taxpayer though because of
property
and the school right yeah so
are you
pro or con Lakers this year
for the
for what getting the Western Conference Finals they're the most public over are you pro or con Lakers this year? For what?
Getting the Western Conference Finals?
They're the most public over
of all the wins in the over-under this year.
Are you serious?
The line actually moved.
It went from 48 to 48 and a half.
Them and the Bucs were the two.
That there's been so much action,
they actually had to change the line.
No, I don't look at 48 and go,
oh my God, that's a stupid number over me.
Not at all.
I think it's,
until we get to 50,
I think it's dumb.
I think LeBron is 50 wins a year.
I don't care who's on his team.
Yeah, yeah, you're over then.
I'm way over.
Yeah, I'm,
I just don't expect,
I expect,
I guess what I'm saying is
I don't know what to expect lineup wise,
except that I think they'll try
a bunch of different things the first however many games.
I really wanted you to tell me how stupid I was for the Saquon Barkley thing.
I would never do.
It's like you're holding back.
All right, well, here's the thing.
I am anti-running back.
I've been anti-running back for a long time, even before the NFL was doing it.
I just kept thinking like, okay, look.
Maybe running backs are coming back.
You're just career longevity.
Look at the Steelers.
You know, Le'Veon Bell puts up these absurd numbers,
and, you know, their problems are on defense, really,
more than anything else.
And then Le'Veon, you know, against New England,
like, they weren't afraid of him at all.
I would never—
When's the last time you looked at a team and said,
you know, they're a good pick for the Super Bowl.
I think they can really get it because of their running back.
I haven't said that about a team in 15 years.
So if you, let's say, I think going back to my tandem argument.
So QB running back, I think it's got to add up where you either have a top 12 QB
and a top five running back or a top five QB and like a top 16 running back.
But I think you,
both of those guys now have to,
at least one has to be elite.
Hate to bring up that word.
The other one has to be in the top half.
Because I think,
as I said before,
the way football is being played now,
I just don't think you can patch together the Deion Lewis,
James White backfield anymore.
I think you need somebody with real substance
in that running back spot.
Otherwise,
because what's happening now
is all these teams
are playing six,
seven defensive backs, right?
Yeah, right.
You can't do that
against Barkley.
No.
That's a suicide mission.
No, whenever...
So if you're doing that
and you put a good quarterback
next to him,
now what do I do?
It's always funny,
you know,
especially when
I was still in Boston.
You know,
you had left, I think,
right after I got there and it was, you'd spend all day being like, I don't know, should when I was still in Boston. You know, you had left, I think, right after I got there.
And it was, you'd spend all day being like, I don't know, should the Pats switch to 3-4?
I'm like, yeah, what about the 4-3?
I'm like, I see them as a 3-4 team.
Yeah, I remember that.
And almost none of us really knew what the fuck we were talking about.
Right.
And then you'd look at the lineup charts at the end of the year and be like, yeah, they paid nickel 78% of their defensive snaps.
the lineup charts at the end of the year
and be like,
yeah,
they paid nickel
78% of their defensive snaps.
So we used to sit there
and be like,
oh,
there's 18 4-3 teams
in the league,
but there's only 14 3-4s.
Like,
oh,
you don't see it every week.
It's an advantage 3-4
and all this stupid shit
that we used to debate
over and over and over again.
And now it's just D-backs.
Yeah,
you're right.
Peter King wrote about,
there was a play yesterday
where three different receivers
on the Pats
were double teamed
on the same play
is that even
yeah
they had eight defensive backs
or eight people on coverage
and they rushed three
and three different people
were double teamed
I think that's where
football's going
you can't do that
if the other
if the running back
out there is incredible
so I don't know
we'll see, I'm not
like dismissing this as, oh, this is so stupid.
I think it has more to do with the quarterback. It has to do with
the Giants, Eli looking washed, going, okay,
is this front office really that... So that's different. Right.
Okay. But that's a different argument. Like, they
mis-evaluated Eli, which was just stupid.
Like, go trade for Teddy Bridgewater.
Go trade for Brissette.
Go trade for whoever. At least get like a C-plus
at quarterback. But is Eli kind of like
your Ewing thing?
Well, no,
because he won the Super Bowl.
He's not eligible.
Yeah.
Ineligible.
Phil Rivers is eligible.
If Phil Rivers gets hurt
and they win the Super Bowl
with the backup QB
and Melvin Gordon,
that would be Ewing theory.
All right.
Yeah.
Think about it. Listen. I don't think it's the dumbest thing I've. All right. Yeah. Just think about it.
Listen.
I don't think it's the dumbest thing I've heard somebody say.
I am here to.
Okay.
Thank you.
I am here to predict that Saquon will have a game over the next like three or four games
and this will become a real argument.
Just remember, I planted my flag in this turf first.
Done.
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It's E-U-F-O-N-I.
I know that they had to change it there may have been some skateboarder or something that named himself euphony or i don't know i i think my
brother wanted to stay out of the legal system so we uh we always use my brother's music i think for
the most part that's all we use kyle right do we use just his music or we use i don't want to
confuse anybody uh we use two types of music the intro is something else but the intro is something
else yeah and he owns the he owns the mailbag, though, for sure.
Right, that's his mailbag.
All right, so, well, at least that's his music.
It's actually my mailbag, so you can step the bleep off.
All right, let's do a couple of these,
then we'll get to Fowler Trivia.
Live mailbox.
Again, I'm just doing these on the fly.
I'm not even, I'm just randomly picking your questions
at Ryan A. Rosillo. All right, where do you think Kevin Durant goes next year? box. Again, I'm just doing these on the fly. I'm just randomly picking your questions.
Alright.
Where do you think Kevin Durant goes next year?
Well, we'll be addressing that on the Russillo Show ESPN pod,
which we're taping tomorrow. We almost taped today.
I don't know, man.
The easiest thing for me to say
is I don't know about a bunch of these questions
as far as the future, but I think there's a real threat
that he leaves Golden State. I do. I wasn't sure that I was used to that.
What supplements are you crushing for pre-workout these days? I'm not afraid of a pre-workout mix.
I'm not. And to the point where then it becomes the sort of thing where you have it in your head
that you have to have the pre-workout before you work out, which I think is BS and bad,
but I'm admitting it to you. So I'm apologizing. I normally have to change up the pre-workout all the time because I become immune to it. As a Bills fan, why do I
keep doing this to myself? That's from Ethan. I don't know, Ethan. But boy, it's going to feel
great once it happens for you, right? I don't know when that's going to be. This is James.
What would you be like if you grew up in today's generation? Fitness Instagram account,
snap streak with Van Pelt.
I would definitely have been in better shape earlier.
With Instagram and everybody bragging about the workouts,
I just expect to be walking around seeing more fit people.
But I don't feel like the Instagram to normal ratio is a great representative of,
a great representation of what's actually going on out there.
You know?
I think people just like me like,
yeah, I was in the gym again today.
Although there was a girl at our Manhattan Beach Equinox.
This is a good story.
And she was stunning.
I mean, it was awkward how hot she was at the gym.
And then a girl came up to her and said, I'm a huge fan.
And blah, blah, blah, blah.
Can I get a picture with you?
And the whole deal.
And so I didn't know who she was.
And then another dude who I'm not going to name names here.
He was like, I think she's some famous Instagram model or something.
You know?
And I said, yeah, yeah, something's going on.
Because it was, there's attractive people.
And then there are people that you're like, what is going on here?
And every dude was, you know.
The Tyreek Hill of Instagram models.
Right, right, right.
Exactly.
She stood out among the other, you know, great looking people at the gym.
And some people were asking for pictures.
And then I'd said jokingly to one of the guys who's, well, let's just say he's an athlete.
And I said, hey, will you do me a favor and we'll stand near her and
you come up to me and you ask me for a picture. We'll act like you don't know me, but in front
of her so that she notices, come up to me and be like, hey, is it cool if I get a picture with you
before you leave? And I'll say yes. And then we'll take a picture together. And he thought I was
serious to the point where I had to stop saying it because I go, no, no, dude, I was kidding.
He's like, you were serious. I go, I definitely wasn't serious.
I definitely wasn't serious.
All right.
How about this?
This is from Andrew.
He wants a Kyle Life update.
That's you, Kyle.
Me?
Yeah, you're Kyle.
That's me.
Yeah, not Kyle Lowry.
I'm doing well.
There's one too many people living in my apartment,
in my bedroom, trying to get on out of there.
What's going on?
I just, my best bud from New York moved out with me and has lost his job in the last couple weeks how did he lose his job uh it was a
pizza place he shouldn't have had the job he's working at a pizza place that went under people
were stealing from there and uh so now sounds like a felony yeah yeah we're sleeping in the
same room and i hate it so that's that's what's going on with me um will the brocket ship win
the super bowl by one or two possessions hashtag fins up that's from justin i'm gonna say no Will the Brockett ship win the Super Bowl
by one or two possessions?
Hashtag fins up. That's from Justin. I'm going to say no.
Although I was reading
something. I don't know if I saw it on Twitter.
They said Brock Osweiler is like the best ever
at snap count.
Wow. When you start
getting the snap count stats, I guess.
I didn't know if anybody was tracking that.
That seems like a good Wednesday content show thing
where you could go, all right, top five snap counts.
And who needs to improve their snap count?
Will Shea Serrano have his own pod with a ringer?
That's not my department.
Good luck to him, though.
James wants to know,
the Trubisky stuff looked good this week.
He says, I'm skeptical,
but some big boy throws lately.
I'm still skeptical,
but I know they could have some points.
This is for Alex's dating advice for someone who stays
up watching a lot of games every night. I would just
move Alex to the West Coast because the
games are over. Although 9-ish
30 is still probably
late for dinner unless you're from
Madrid. This is John.
He wants to know if Nathan Peterman is the worst NFL
player of all time.
That one I feel like we need to do more research on.
So I'm going to hold off.
Oh, people wanted a Nike stock update.
The stock market was just getting smashed at the end of last week. So that bringing down Nike five, six bucks a share, which is where it's at.
Where's Nike today?
Nike is, I love doing stock updates.
So, so, so, so, so.
Nike's at 75 bucks a share today as of this taping and it's fallen off this week.
But yeah, the Dow is, the Dow is down well over a000 points from where it was last week.
So, you know, some of the bigger companies are a big part of that, too.
Like, if you look at any company, you'll be like, why is this happening?
Sometimes it's specific to your company, and sometimes it's not even remotely specific to your company.
So, man, it almost sounded like I was sticking up for Kaepernick on that one.
But really what I was sticking up for was the truth.
Okay, a little Chris Fowler trivia.
on that one but really what i was sticking up for was the truth okay a little chris fowler trivia this running back has over a thousand yards already in this season at the college level
daryl henderson you