The Ryen Russillo Podcast - Eagles Win, But Hope For the Cowboys? Plus, 32 NFL Team Questions and Super Bowl Picks With Willie Colon.
Episode Date: September 5, 2025Russillo starts the show with his thoughts on DAL-PHI before being joined by Ceruti to answer one question about every NFL team. Then, Willie Colon comes on to recap Dak Prescott’s performance, shar...e his Super Bowl pick, and preview how Aaron Rodgers will look in Pittsburgh. Finally, Life Advice with Ceruti and Kyle! (0:00) Welcome to The Ryen Russillo Podcast! (3:05) Jalen Carter spits on Dak (11:27) On the CeeDee Lamb drop (12:45) 32 NFL Team Questions: AFC East (15:51) AFC North (19:32) AFC South (22:27) AFC West (25:30) NFC East (30:12) NFC North (34:18) NFC South (38:19) NFC West (44:43) Willie Colon joins the show! (49:53) How was Dak’s performance? (56:33) Who did you pick to win the Super Bowl? (59:57) We’re watching the decline of the Chiefs (1:02:46) What is your expectation for the Steelers? (1:10:14) What version of Jordan Love will we get this year? (1:15:22) Favorite young QB (1:28:58) Life Advice (1:36:31) Should I have fought someone at a football game? (1:48:56) Can I call my nephew Arthur, Thor? Check us out on YouTube for exclusive clips, livestreams, and more at https://www.youtube.com/@RyenRussilloPodcast. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Host: Ryen Russillo Guest: Willie Colon Producers: Steve Ceruti, Kyle Crichton, Mike Wargon, and Jonathan Frias Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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A loaded football podcast for you on a Friday after the opening night kickoff in Philadelphia.
The Eagles hang on after a fun scoring game turned into a fun defensive game after delay.
I think the one thing I take from it, the most important factor of the game, I'll break that down a little bit.
also the Jamon Carter spitting incident and more on that game with our good friend
Willie Cologne, who's going to talk Aaron Rogers in his backyard, not New York, but his old stomping
grounds, Pittsburgh, we'll get a Super Bowl picks. I'll give you my Super Bowl picks. They are
definitive, they're emphatic, and we will be unrelenting with how serious we are about these
picks. And Sir Rudy's going to go 32 teams in, not 32 minutes, but 32 questions, 32 teams
of the NFL. Your team will be involved. Your team may not have a super in-depth answer.
And we've got life advice and follow-up on the salt pool for Kyle because he has heard a generation.
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the NFL season has started we had one game the Eagles won it at home
let's run through a game that was actually a ton of fun and then was delayed and
stalled out quite a bit so Eagles win this one 2420 against Dallas the game
opened with both teams scoring on every position so eight straight possessions we had
points so it doesn't mean that every time everybody scores but like look obviously
it's a little bit more entertaining than having the dud that we had
offensively after the back. So I don't know if that's just cut it to the defense or what.
But Dallas fumbles on first down at the Philadelphia 10 with 440 go, 444 to go in the third quarter.
And then we have a 65-minute delay.
And then after that, it's five straight punts, turnover on downs, and then Philly takes a knee.
During that 65-minute delay, I was scrambling for my Sunday night football too deep.
And any of you that had the over in this game, which was 47 and a half,
when you're sitting there at 2420,
you really hate lightning today.
So we opened the game with at least the field action
with Jalen Carter spitting on DAC,
turned into a lot of what's up with this guy,
the rep coming out of Georgia.
I don't know.
I'm sure there's some teams that regret not taking him
higher than he ended up going
where Philadelphia is like we have a bunch of vets.
We have good players in here.
This guy could have been the number one overall PIP.
We're just going to go for it anyway.
So I don't, you know, people were trying to connect the two
like, hey, this is why, this is why his draft status.
And it's like, yeah, and still every other team would take him even though he spit on
DAC.
But what we didn't know at the time, because at first you're like, what did
Dak say to him?
But Dak actually spit towards him.
We saw that video later.
Dak explained it after the game where he's like, first of all, he was talking shit to
my rookie offensive lineman Booker, who was the first round pick.
And then he said that, well, Dak was like, I
then I went to spit in between my own line and I spit in his general direction.
He was like, did you try to spit on me?
He's like, I use more Carlo for language other than, you know, he explained it afterwards
in a toned down version going, why would I need to spit on you?
And then they kind of face off there a bit and Carter spits on him.
And in that moment, once again, proving that I think in the moment, at least with sports,
our reaction to anything that needs to be punished is just absurd.
We need to all give it 48 hours.
But we're never going to do that.
I understand that.
Because look, Carter gets thrown out of the game.
He's going to get a fine.
That's enough.
people saying he should be suspended
and then I think with further evidence
at least you understand
even if he was wrong to spit on DAC
you understand why he did it
whether it was a misunderstanding whether it's him
being immature who cares maybe it's all of those things
maybe it's another those things
so the feeling that he had to have walking off
on the NFL opener on nationally
televised TV and then not being there
for his team which by the way
when Dallas was scoring was gashing
this Philadelphia front
You know, Javante Williams on the scene with two touchdowns, and I'm watching during the scoring portion of this game, because it's kind of the best way to describe it, the scoring version and the zero scoring version.
But Philadelphia's D with all this personnel, even without Carter, there's just a lot of names I was looking for during this free-for-all that Dallas was putting together.
And granted, we'll get to Philly's offensive output here as well because they won the game.
But during this time, like, there was an 11-yard run by Williams on first down that set it up for the second touchdown where, I mean, I couldn't believe he had 11 yards out of that.
They're like, where are these guys?
Like, I realize Carter's gone, but like, how come Jordan Davis isn't doing something?
Nolan Smith, they don't hear his name for a little while until we do hear it.
It's a tackle for a loss, but then he gets a taunting penalty.
Quinnian Mitchell, who will get to the rest of his night.
When you don't hear his name, that's probably a good thing with the corner.
Cooper de Gene like some of these other guys
I think Zach Bonn was getting there, getting some pressure
but it's just such a loaded two deep
when this team is right
that you would think
is Dallas is going to move the ball and these guys
whenever they want. And C.D. Lamb,
despite the disappointing end of this game,
any time it seemed like Dak
needed some kind of escape valve.
C.D. was just always open.
I mean, the guy's stud,
there's just on a long list of receivers that are ahead of him,
even though understandably everybody's
very disappointed with how this game closed.
out. And then you also had Dallas targeting a Dory Jackson, that holding penalty on CD in the end sound was just, I mean, laughable. He pulls his whole chest plate down and then he's looking around going. So anyway, Dallas ends up fumbling. There's some other plays in here where I think, you know, eventually with Philadelphia's defensive guys in the second half of this game where you started to see Mitchell make some plays even though he dropped a pick that he should have had. Zach Bond.
tackle on Sanders, had me looking up Sanders 40 time last night because the linebacker
shouldn't catch a running back from behind.
Sanders runs a 4-4-9 at the combine.
Zach was at 4-6-5 at the combine, but he caught up right to him.
And that ended up being a huge part of, you know, because normally you'd expect the running
back, especially to run away from a linebacker in that spot.
So who knows how this game ends up?
Jordan Davis, did you start seeing him a little bit more?
And obviously, Philadelphia's defense responded, and they weren't going to just be able
run it right up the middle. But as that was happening, I was wondering, like, are you going to
have Dallas because of DAC and because of the weapons, because of CD, because of Pickens and
Ferguson and this old line? Like, are they going to use this old line to wear down a cardless defense
or did it feel like the defense for Philadelphia reset and then the old line for Philadelphia
ended up winning this football game by being able to convert a bunch of third downs? Because
we need to get to Jalen Hertz. In this game, the two touchdowns, 14.
carries 62 yards. He started the game five of five on third downs. And if I had to point to one thing that decided this football game, and there's a bunch of different things that we can get to, you can say this is more important. For me, in my opinion, the most important part of this was a scrambling ability of hurts and breaking down any kind of stop that the defense for Dallas thought they were going to get in some of these plays. Like there's the third down where he ends up making a linebacker, which I didn't understand because they showed us the end zone angle of this.
And I'm like, are they going to bring a spy in on Hertz?
Because Hertz is starting to burn them a little bit, right?
But a linebacker, inside linebacker, trailed a route in front of him that was past the
sticks to double team the receiver.
And Hertz sees it and he's gone.
The linebacker tries to recover to contest against Hertz.
He ends up getting juked, falls down, completely out of play.
Hertz, another first down.
So Hertz did a great job of balancing what the offense needed at that time.
Then we saw a couple of tissue pushes later on.
And even though they looked like there was a pretty helpful.
the spot on one of them. Nobody was able to stop it and two votes away from changing
this, which again, I'm kind of on the fence about whether or not I think it should or shouldn't
happen. I guess I'm probably sick of talking about whether or not it should or shouldn't happen,
but it didn't happen. And Philadelphia is the best at it, even though I thought it was funny that
Mila had told the broadcast how much he hated it after the fifth one. He's like, put the camera
on me because we hate it too. But it works. And there was another play too with Hertz where it wasn't
just about a completion. It wasn't just about gaining yardage on the ground. It was about his
escapeability in the face of pressure where it may not have even been a positive play,
but it was about him avoiding a massive negative play.
Like Diggs, corner blitz, gets to him, but, you know, it's hurts.
So he's still not 100% sure of how he wants to attack it.
He misses the tackle.
I don't know why.
I hope he was smiling.
It hurts because he missed him.
And he was kind of like, man, you got like, I thought I had you and I got away from you
as opposed to Diggs celebrating that he forced some kind of incompletion because you should
have been a sack and should have been a loss.
yards. But those are the kinds of plays that don't necessarily show you that he did anything
great as far as a completion for a big run. But he had a lot of that happening last night. I thought
Dallas was getting better pressure than the final numbers would indicate. And again,
in a losing cause here, but it didn't matter because whenever Hertz was disrupted,
not to say that he was completing a lot of stuff, he was actually avoiding sex. So I thought
that that was a huge part of this. Dak on the other side, he was aggressive in this game. I like
the aggressiveness. First and 22 to Ferguson. This is before the fumble. Incomplete, but he just went
for it. Third and 22, throws it to him again. The penalty on Ferguson, or excuse me, well, the penalty
on blanket ship, defenseless receiver of Ferguson on that one. The live part of it looked a lot
worse than the replay, so I can understand why the rest of the flag, even if on the replay,
maybe I didn't like it as much. And then look, he has the CD drop on first down with 247 left. I
I did think that they should have run a play before the two-minute warning, unless they didn't
like the look. Because if you play out the timeout math and then everything, it's like, well,
if you end up having to punt, wouldn't have made more sense to get the two-minute warning,
then the three timeouts. Then you have the extra timeout to try to figure out a way to save some
of this. So I don't know what was going on there. If it was we don't like the look or if they
thought we're just taking a two-minute warning and we still have our three timeouts, it doesn't
really matter. I still think in the back of your head, somebody on the sideline has to be like,
Look, if we don't convert on fourth down, as much of the game is probably over,
is there a way to salvage a timeout?
Maybe, maybe.
It's just something I thought about there.
But you've got the CD drop.
That was the huge one, to 247 left.
It's an unbelievable throw.
He's got the post.
They've got somebody on the seam that's kind of bringing the safety down a little.
So CD just, I know it sucks because he had that drop.
He had a drop earlier.
And then on the last play on the fourth and four or fourth and three,
where Dak went for CD one-on-one down the left sideline.
That's a really, really tough catch.
I mean, he lays out, tries to hang on to it, even if he secures the catch.
I don't know if he secures it all the way through the collision he was going to have with
Earth after it.
So I know it wasn't a great night for him, but he's going to have a great season.
And I do like Dak's aggressiveness, even if there was a Mitchell pick that he should have
had, even if there was another throwing a double coverage there late, that was a little dicey.
But it really was hurts.
It was the O line.
and I don't really look at this as I have all this blame other than that CD catch, I guess.
But maybe, maybe it's that all of us collectively looked at Dallas going like,
yeah, I guess they could get to the playoffs,
but nobody's ever really taking them seriously going up against the best team in the conference at their place,
Banner Knight, and the delay.
I don't think Dallas should be getting beat up all week after a loss like that.
But Hertz, again, felt like the difference in a non-huge statistical night.
Okay, before we jump to Willie Cologne here, let's bring in Sir Rudy.
He's got 32 questions, 32 NFL teams.
I have 17 minutes.
Good luck.
We're going to rip through these.
Let's see.
All right.
I'm just going to go division by division.
These could be one word answers, too.
He could just roll if you want to spend a little bit more time you can.
Bills, lost two of the last five years in the AFC title game, four of the last five to the Chiefs.
Do you think they have a better, worse, or the same shot as the Super Bowl as the
five past years.
I mean, it's still about Mahomes, probably as much as it is about them.
And then you can throw in Burrow and Lamar.
So I like the team better this year.
I thought last year was a bit of a reset year, and they still were terrific.
I have a hard time believing they're going to replicate the turnover margin.
They were plus 24 last year.
They had only eight giveaways.
They also had incredible continuity in the offensive line, which is a question.
So I do think they're better.
they may have a worse record,
but Super Bowl chances has just as much
to do with everybody else in the AOC than them.
All right. Pats.
Do they have the best shot of anyone in the division
to knock the bills off the top spot?
How loud that sounds ridiculous?
Because I probably still like Jets personnel.
I mean, it's a Drake May has this roster
because I think it, I don't know,
two years ago it might have been the most ridiculously boring roster
in the entire league.
They added enough.
So it's a huge Drake-May thing.
I'll still say healthy Miami is the best chance.
Healthy Tua, personnel-wise, they have a better chance than New England.
All right.
Speaking of the Dolphins, is Mike McDaniel kind of a fraud head coach, or do we just get bored of him?
We're more bored than he would be a fraud.
But it was pretty clear because he's a little different.
And the thing that was celebrated is that he was different.
He was weird.
It's like, man, he likes rap.
This is awesome.
They weren't joggers.
Yeah.
This guy, look at those shades.
It's something you'd see in Scarface.
So you knew all that was going to work against him towards the end, but his job was
to fix Tua.
That was a coaching staff prior to him that didn't trust Tua.
It's my red zone thing.
You see the play calling.
You're like, oh, my God, they don't trust Tua at all.
And instead, McDaniels just feeds him the royal jelly.
And whatever you think of Tua.
Because I still think there are limitations there.
He fixed the Tua asset part of this.
So I don't think he's a fraud.
He'll likely get fired if they're not healthy again.
It'll probably be a great offensive coordinator for a little while.
They do win when two is healthy too.
All right. Jets, do you have any hope left for Johnson Fields?
No, but I'll tell you, the Fields Army, you are the strongest supporting fans based on the least amount of evidence that you're right of any quarterback I can ever remember.
What's the line? God gives his strongest or toughest battles to his hardest soldiers or what I'm screwed it up.
But that's, yeah, that's Justin Fields and his fans.
Bengals, is Joe Burrow the most likely guy to win MVP, not name Holmes, Alan, or Lamar?
Yeah.
Unless Washington has an incredible year with all the momentum that Jaden has, I mean, is a non-quarterback?
Could there be somebody?
Is Saquan going to match what he did last year and feel like,
hey, let's give it to somebody else.
Like, I always never underestimate the boredom part of it in voting, but I don't, I don't, I don't really know.
I mean, you could be offering up somebody else, but odds-wise, I'd imagine it's Burrow.
So, yeah, he is, he is the odds-on favorite.
Jaden is fifth, J-1-Hertz six.
So, yeah, Vegas would tell you, his band-o will tell you, yes.
Hertz is probably not going to have the statistical stuff ever that is going to get enough voters.
and fair or unfair, but people are going to look at that roster
and that he's not tasked with carrying a team the way Burrow is.
The first non-QB is Sakey is way down there plus 6,000.
Ravens, are they top the bottom, the best team of the AFC?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, I want to see what happens with this Kansas City receiving corps.
There's so many guys in Kansas City's defense that I do really like.
They've changed over this old line with Mahomes now a third time.
time. So clearly they've had issues after the Tampa loss, after the Philly loss.
They kind of deserve the benefit of the doubt. Like if Kansas City, it's like the old Spurrow
thing. When Kansas City likes somebody, I'm like, okay, well, then it confirms it. But the secondary
for Baltimore, finally having receivers, running back O line, all that kind of stuff. And I think
the D line just kind of gets overlooked as a unit for Baltimore because there aren't maybe the name
brands. There's not that one guy that so many other teams have. So yeah, I
would say yes.
Steelers, and I'm stealing this from Craig Horlebeck of the fantasy show, because I thought
it was intriguing? Is it possible that we're just underestimating Aaron Rogers, like that he's
just going to suck? Like, could he be good? Because I mean, I'll spend a little more time
of this one. 40 coming off in Achilles. Like, it's not terribly surprising he was awful last year.
Most guys off in Achilles aren't good. And are we just assuming too much saying he's going to suck?
If he weren't turning 42 in December, then I would be buying up more Roger's
the same way I was when you had the 18 and 19 seasons where there was a push to be like,
this guy's not the guy anymore.
And there were some numbers that you could look at.
I forget if it was like throws outside the numbers.
There were some stuff that looked like it was alarming and trending in the wrong direction.
Then he won MVP back-to-back seasons in 20 and 21 at 37 and 38 years old.
The problem is it's been four years since he's been really good.
Okay.
His last year in Green Bay, he was 26th in QBR.
So that's 17-game season.
So it's been four years since he's been special.
And I don't think he's going to suck,
but I don't look at him as this difference maker,
this elevator, even though Pittsburgh,
even in the most down years,
still finds a way to have a good record.
Browns, does Shador start at least one game?
Yes.
Yeah.
The starter, they're not going to be good enough
for the starter to start at all season.
Dylan Gabriel can be higher on the depth chart.
They'll probably just start Sanders to give in a little bit, and then that can turn into its whole thing.
Because I'll tell you, that's Sanders talk.
It speaks to the void of content, but the Sanders conversation, because I wasn't around for a lot of it, that was some of the dumbest shit that I've seen in a long time.
All right, Texans, are they the product of a terrible division, or are they a legit AFC contender?
legit aOC contender is I mean it's kind of two different questions I don't think they're a legit aOC contender until I see what the O line looks like it's considered maybe the worst group in the entire league and I still really like C.J. Stroud the rookie year into last year like I don't go up you know he's been derailed it's heading in the wrong direction but AFC contender with those other heavy hitters so maybe it's an easy division but I don't
don't even, okay, yes, it's an easy division, but then I can't take the next step
until I see what the protection is like for this offense because it was bad last year.
Titans, what chance would you give Cam Ward as being a better number one pick than Caleb
Williams? Oh, ouch. That Sando thing shook my world. It was like, how many guys don't like
Caleb? He's like, it's not like five, it was like 20 people that were really down on him
after watching the tape.
Because Cam Ward hasn't played yet.
And because, you know, Cam's probably like his persona is something that people are way
more into than Caleb because most of the negativity that I heard about Caleb before even the
draft was like, are you doubting him because anything he does in the field?
Or you doubt it because you just don't like, you know, that he paints his nails and he cried
because I think that has way more to do with it.
But I'll put it at 25%.
I'm not giving up on Caleb, despite Sandow's blitzing of negativity.
we'll get to CA up a little bit later Colts
this is not really a Colts question I guess
but it's like it seems like Anthony Richardson's done there
would you trade anything of significance for him
no and I don't think I would have drafted him
so I mean you're talking to somebody
who like lost it in the fantasy world last year going
what are you guys doing
and then of course it's like well fantasy is different
the NFL I'm like I'm aware
but you guys have him like ranked number two
people taking him like fifth overall
he's thrown 348 pass
is he's completed 51%.
The numbers aren't very good, but it's just
I thought he was
as far as like a guy
who's supposed to be a guy,
I thought it was the worst quarterback play
of anybody that was still holding out hope.
I imagine he's probably going to start again,
but I wouldn't trade anything for him.
He was a project when he was drafted.
Speaking of still holding out hope,
Jaguars,
is this the last year before Trevor Lawrence,
like we officially say,
hey, you're probably a bust.
Yep.
Yeah.
liked him a lot as a prospect.
I mean, it just seemed like he had everything.
And though even the rookie bumps, you're like, okay, you know, this is part of it.
It's very normal, even a top pick.
And then it seemed to get worse.
Here's QBR rankings the last four years, 16th, 17th, 17th, 28th.
Not great.
Just not a lot of year six guys.
This is the year.
Hey, Liam Cohen, you know, Duvall, what's up?
Chiefs, do you buy the offseason?
I already know the answer to this, but I just want to ask you.
Do you buy the off-season hype that they needed this Super Bowl loss and they're now hungrier because of the loss?
Okay.
I know what you think I'm going to do and dismiss any of the public, two of my least favorite words, narrative and discourse.
But we had Gronk on and asked him about losing the Philly, and he's like, we were so mad.
We were so, especially if you were on offense after that Philly Super Bowl loss.
He's like, we were so mad the entire year.
So I don't know that anybody's like, hey, I'm really glad we lost that Super Bowl.
I guess even last night they shared a bit that Andy Reid had.
said, I don't know it was Jason Garrett, because there was a lot of coverage during that delay
where he was like, they felt tight, you know, whatever.
It's just weird that this team could be through so many of these seasons and then be tight
in a Super Bowl.
Like that should, if anybody should feel really comfortable in a Super Bowl, it's Kansas State
Chiefs.
But it's funny how the Mahomes thing is done like year to year.
And then if you look at the full Brady thing, you know, you go, so there was this massive gap
and then they did this or whatever.
Like the normal thing is for Mahomes to have.
a bunch of disappointments if he's going to do this for 20 years as great as he is and anybody
writing them off i would like write off their opinion um so there there's probably more motivation
of this than maybe you thought i would give them credit for all right chargers are they closer
to the top or the bottom of the division that's really a denver question so i go kc1 and then
vegas like what do you like better do you like denver's o line and defense better or do you like harbaw
and Herbert better.
I like Harbaugh and Herbert better,
even though I can totally understand
with the defense, the O line, all that kind of stuff.
I mean, there's some unbelievable Denver defensive numbers
from last season.
You go, hey, Peyton, Nick's year two.
I don't think that's a crazy thing to say,
but I'll stick with Harbaugh.
Harbaugh and Herbert.
So I just go to the Broncos.
Now, my question for them was,
because I feel like there's no more hype team,
maybe the Packers,
but there's no more hype team than the Broncos.
My question was going to be,
do we just like them
because Sean Payton's friends
with everyone in the media?
but that's not going to be my question.
You can answer it anyway.
My question is,
are they more likely
to win the division
or finish last?
Because there's people picking them
to win the division.
Yeah,
I've met Peyton millions of times.
I would say
picking them to win the division
is trying to be different.
I just don't know
how you would pick anyone
over Mahomes ever.
Like I'm telling you right now,
I'm picking the chiefs
with Mahomes to win the division
every year.
He's there.
Penn.
Raiders.
I kind of struggle to ask a Raiders question.
This might be dumb,
but is Gentie in Vegas just Seekwon
and the Giants 2.0?
I don't think Jentee's Seekwon.
I mean, it sounds dismissive of Gentie,
but Seekon was like one of the best football players
I've ever seen at Penn State.
And it was at Penn State.
So, you know, I'm sorry that that factors into a little bit.
The draft guys like them just as much.
So I just, I can't do that to Seekwine.
all right nfc i'll start with the eagles obviously played last night but are they still top to bottom
the best team in the NFL yes feels like baltimore could be in the conversation and you know part
of the open was just hey look at all these guys on defense all these names all these guys are expected
really good and why are they giving up 20 points to start this game you just say it's week one or
whatever but i'll i'll tell you like throughout the game throughout any eagles game when you're just
reminded of what the old line is, what the top three receivers are, the tight end, the running
back combo, all the different D-line. Now, there could be a little like married to the name
and draft pick and brand of where some of these guys have come from, but I think it's the most
talented roster. Cowboys, is their offense good enough to get them into the playoffs alone?
Yeah. I think we saw that last night. I agree. I think that, I mean, I like that. I'm just going to say
I think he's good.
Commanders,
would you take Jaden over any NFC quarterback
to start a franchise with right now?
So only the NFC.
So that means...
Yeah, so we're taking out Alan, Lamar,
Mahomes, like, it's just not fair.
So that means Hertz,
Caleb, Jordan Love,
Spencer Rattler,
probably on that list.
And then Purdy,
Jackson, Dart.
Yeah, if you really,
love Jackson Dard. Somebody would say Jackson Dard on a TV show.
Just that Gough is older would be, you know, the reason why I'm not listing him here.
Man, it feels really stupid to say what I'm going to say, but I'm still going to take Caleb.
I'm going to be stubborn.
Wow.
That's damn.
I did not think you were going to say that.
I think, yeah, I would say Jordan Love, if G.
Ellen Hertz are probably the two other consensus.
guys, but damn. All right, Caleb, not selling any stock. All right, Giants. Is Dave? The entire
NFC, that's one of the dumbest answers I've ever had. Because I turned it into a Jaden Caleb thing.
And really, it should be, surprise me. Hertz should be the answer before Caleb. So I'm going to,
I change that into an answer that I didn't want it to. So I'll, you're taking, so you're taking
Hertz. I would take Hertz. Yeah, even though I still think that there's,
a limitation.
Well, maybe I'm not even sure if I'm, man, you really got my head on this one.
Did you hear that latest or solo podcast?
I've never heard of them.
I'm sure of himself.
What's going on over there?
Yeah, well, it's not Rattler.
Love's had one okay year and we got excited about it.
Yeah, we'll get to love in a little bit. Yeah, we'll get to like a love question coming up.
All right.
It kind of feels like Jaden has to be the answer, but I can't take Caleb over hurts.
So now I'm just, it's just three different people.
with a gun on each other.
So let me just say it hurts.
Yeah, it's just kind of the state of the NFC in general,
but I think it's a fair answer.
All right, Giants, is Daibble a bad coach,
or does he just have bad quarterbacks?
Speaking of Jackson Dart,
maybe he won't have a bad quarterback.
I kind of like Dart.
I can't lie.
But I only asked this because we love Daibble in Buffalo, right?
We loved him.
Remember the first year with the Giants,
where he was like, this guy, like, oh, man,
like he's so great.
Everyone was singing his praises because he,
you know, what he did with Daniel,
Jones. And then now it's like this guy's an idiot and he's trash. Like I just kind of think it's
like he hasn't had a good quarterback since he's been there. Like is that fair to at least
just acknowledge and in talking about him overall as a head coach? He's a good coach. He's done
a bad job. The team has gone 9 and 7, 6 and 11 to 3 and 14. They're offensive and defensive
numbers collectively like they're all in the bottom third on both sides of the ball. I'm sure you can
find some number in there that you feel good about, but they're generally overwhelmingly not
great and it was a Buffalo offense that it went from 30th and 24th to number two and number five
and then he gets the job. So if Belichick brings him in, if Sabin brings him in, that's enough for me
to think that he's to say, hey, he's actually just a terrible head coach, but the results are
the results. So I don't think he's terrible, but it's going in the wrong direction. Yeah, that's fair.
I mean, I guess they do have a, I mean, their defensive line is insane. So it's not like they don't
have guys, but a lot of people
kind of sneaky like the Giants this year. Not like to
do anything crazy, but maybe go over their win total.
But it does see funny that everybody's just waiting for Wilson to lose the job.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which has to be a weird spot to be. And then James is just kind of hanging out, just doing
James things. What a weird quarterback room.
I wonder if they hang out.
No.
Probably not.
Lions.
More likely to win the Super Bowl or miss the playoffs?
Win the Super Bowl.
The roster.
So there's no way that roster, unless they, their defense fell apart health-wise last year.
So I love the roster way too much.
So I'd say Super Bowl.
Packers.
Is Jordan Love over, under, or properly rated?
I don't know.
I like him, but you mentioned it the one year and he's the, what, he's the second highest paid quarterback in the league.
Like there's a lot, there's a lot of, and a lot of people are picking them, him to win MVP, them to make the Super Bowl, to win the Super Bowl.
it just feels like there's a lot of Jordan love buying, and I want to buy in, too. I'm just not sure I'm there.
But then I think there was a lot of buyout on him last year. I mean, like, this guy sucks, you know, so I don't know if it was an injury thing. The salary things can always be a little frustrating because it's almost like Jalen Brown. Like, this guy has the highest contract. And it's like, okay, but a lot of times it depends on what you're eligible for and when you're eligible for it. So there's always there are always, there are always,
ends up being a couple quarterbacks that have an average annual salary based on the timing
of their deal. We were like, how come that guy's getting paid more? It was like, okay, it's all
because it's all because of when they sign. And then they're going to be surpassed by whoever,
because as we know, the cap has gone up. So because there have been such extremes, I would say,
in less than 12 months with him, that means he's properly rated because it feels all over the place.
Yeah, equal parts on both sides. Vikings, do you think JJ McCarthy will be good?
the draft guys loved him
I do think McShay
has a good track record
with this stuff
yes I know he's made
mistakes
he didn't need to send him to us
but he
the more he watched
JJ when
when Todd was on with us
regularly
he would come back
going man I just watch
this JJ
like there were moments
where I think he was
surprised how impressed
he was because we know
in Michigan
he just wasn't asked
to do that much
so it was harder for me
because it wasn't like
an evaluator
of this whole thing
it's like well you don't
really need him
because of the defense, the way they run the football,
and Michigan's approach that year
winning a national championship.
So then you add in that this team, by the way,
you want to talk about,
has there ever been a team that went 14 and 3
that people hate more than the Vikings?
Because when it fell off the way it did,
the last two games, it's like, yep,
this team's a fraud.
Donald sucks.
They can't actually do this.
And then Donald moves on.
Do you know how much they must think of JJ
to make that decision for a team
that went 14 and 3?
despite how disappointing and it felt like being exposed.
It wasn't just that they were losing games.
It was like the entire season was exposing these frauds.
But wasn't that the best case scenario, that game,
where they just get absolutely embarrassed in their first playoff game?
And it's like, all right, well, okay, now we were on the fence.
And now, like, now we have an easy out to just go to the guy we drafted, you know,
in the first round, you know, this year.
So I actually think they kind of got a little get out of jail free card there
because they didn't have to pay Darnold.
And I think people just think the Donald to Seattle thing is going to be a mess too.
So this is based more on the circumstantial evidence that for everything that they've done,
whether it's drafting them and then making this move after this and then some of the draft guys,
like on second viewing of JJ on a breakdown and not just watching Michigan games on Saturday,
it seems like a lot of smart people think this guy's going to be really good.
And I would probably go to that as opposed to just me watching him play at Michigan
because he just, again, wasn't asked to do a ton.
All right.
Let's pick up the pace. Bears. Have you thought about becoming a Bears fan again with Ben Johnson at the helm?
Thought about it. Obviously, I'm still holding out to this Caleb stuff. But I don't know. That was a tough one. That was a tough one last year. Like, I'm getting way too mad about challenges, not challenges. I hadn't felt that way in a long time. And I was like, I don't know if I like this. I kind of miss it, but I don't know if this is healthy. So I might just fair weather this one.
Talk to me week 10.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fair.
Bucks, can they actually win the NFC?
Never get enough credit.
I feel like a real stable franchise,
but I don't see them at the Philly level.
I don't see them at the Detroit level.
You know,
I don't know what to do with Minnesota,
but I would say at least Philadelphia and Detroit.
I mean, sure, can they,
but it feels like there's two teams that have,
better rosters that are in their way and it's like are you going to get through that you're going to get through maybe you get lucky and you only have to face one of them um and likely would be on the road but yeah they don't get enough credit but it doesn't mean that i have to then pick them to win the nfc to prove how like what a hipster i am i've seen a few people taking it surprised me uh good for them love baker but yeah good for them uh falcons is this the year kyle pit breaks out now i'm just kidding uh is this falcon situation yeah you were serious yeah it's like who
no we had a but we do this like collective this will be this will be quick we do this collective thing
where all my buddies take a future and we parlay it so it basically like we track it throughout the
year and one of my buddies was like man I really like Kyle Pitts 750 plus yards I was like I was
like I will not be putting any of my hard-earned money on a parlay with Kyle Pitts it out like I'm
just drawing the line here I'm not being a bad friend I just feel like I feel like we can't do
this I think you're right I can't believe somebody still too I mean this is going to be that's
going to be the Trevor Lawrence thing.
Do you think if he has another
below average season, there'll be
somebody on a national network that'll be
like, I think this is a year Trevor Lawrence breaks out.
Second year in this system.
Yeah. Yeah, Liam Cohen's
got his hands on him again. There'll be something.
My actual Falcons question is
like they're Ross, they're at least on offense.
Like they've got some dues. Like Drake,
Bajon, it's Bajon now, right?
Yeah. The offensive line's pretty good.
I like Mooney.
is this
Falcon's situation
on offense
actually the best situation
of any of the
first round
quarterbacks
last year
for Penix
um
so you're talking like
obviously JJ
with KOC
in Minnesota with Justin
I don't think we put
the bears in there
Jaden I don't think
his situation's awesome
it's fine but I don't
I don't think he has
the weapons that Pennix has
who else am I missing
Bo Nix yeah but I mean
he gets, he gets, you know, Sean Payton, good offensive line.
I don't think you can put anything,
I mean, because nobody looked at Jaden's situation last year was like,
what a great situation.
We actually would, if we were going to rank it of all of these quarterbacks
that were taken in the first half of the first round,
that was going to be near the bottom.
I mean, Drake Mays probably had to be the worst after that, you know,
Belichick roster that they were bringing in.
It just feels like
I don't know this because I'll play Madden
but it feels like like the Falcons
would be like a fun team
that dudes would just use on Madden online
because they just got a lot of dudes
that are fun to play with.
Yeah, is it Bo Nix
because of the O line?
And Peyton, yeah.
And Peyton.
Bo Nix and Peyton.
I would go with that
even though you're right,
the fun things,
the fun toys.
It seems like Atlanta has them more
than, but it's not like Chicago, whether it's the investment in the O line this year or
what you thought they had. It's like, hey, look what they did at tight end. Look what they've done
in receiver here. They grab, you know, they draft Rome. Now we're taking too long on all this
thing. I really like the question, but I think I'm going to go Denver's O line and Peyton being
your mentor. Panthers. Will Bryce ever be an above average NFL quarterback? Yes.
Wow. Okay. I hope so. I like them. Saints, is there any reason to pay attention to this team at all?
Yeah, their home games are fun, and a lot of NFL stadiums suck.
Okay.
Rams, is Sean McVeigh the best coach at the NFL?
Not resume, not like whatever.
Like, it's just like, is he just, I think he's the best coach in the NFL right now.
I don't know if you agree.
I was reading a Nate Tice piece on Yahoo.
And by the way, his stuff is just terrific.
Like he explained the evolution of all the Shanahan coaching tree things and then talked about,
like, this is kind of what their default setting was.
And then this is how they've changed some of the running schemes and kind of like went off on all the different branches.
And like anybody that studies McVeigh, they're, they're kind of in awe of.
And even if you felt like, okay, you know, you go back to the Super Bowl where I feel like Belichick just completely figured him out.
And he was a little bit too predictable.
But yeah, I don't, I mean, Andy Reid is tough to compete with, especially when you're talking resume and with all that stuff.
The recency part of it, I don't know that I've ever heard anyone say like Nick Siriani is now the best.
best head coach but I wouldn't somebody's didn't somebody just say nick seriani and hurts or the modern
day brady and belichick it's like we got to we got to calm down a little bit too much tv time to
too many hours to fill yeah i don't know you got like 18 years and a handful of super bowls
but they're right there ony last year yeah yeah yeah everybody thought this guy's going to be
gone by week eight although i would say when bellichick was hired in new england there wasn't
necessarily people thinking that was going to happen so uh yeah i'm going to i'm going to say
McVeigh. And I can't be, I can't tell anybody else they're wrong about maybe two or the three
other options, but he's on the short list. Forty-niners, this is a wild stat. Since 2003, they've either
missed the playoffs or made the NFC championship game. So which one is more likely?
Make the NFC.
Yeah. Why do their players always get hurt every, every year? It's like, it's unbelievable.
It's just, yeah, I'd be pretty bummed if I was a, I don't know.
They're pretty thin, man.
If they lose a couple guys like they always do, I don't know.
I was buying into them earlier.
Then now I'm just like, stay away.
That's just for betting purposes.
All right, Cardinals, and we may have done this before, but I'm just going to do it again.
Is Kyler Murray the Trey Young of the NFL?
We're going to do this again, where we do the quarterbacks and NBA players.
I don't know, maybe we get it a couple weeks.
I think it's kind of fun to go back and look at all this stuff.
I don't know that Arizona fans love Trey Young.
as much as Atlanta fans love Trey Young.
Okay.
And to be fair to Trey, he's at least done something, had one playoff run, which is, you know,
some of those playoff runs, conference finals appearance can be really misleading.
They can be a little fluky.
But, you know, he was the most comfortable player on the floor during that Philadelphia series
and kind of wrecked, you know, that might be the end of like the Philadelphia thing.
And we didn't, we were years, years ahead of it.
happening, but who knows. Then they lose
to Milwaukee, not that big of the deal, but
there's a defense of Trey
in Atlanta that I would say
exceeds a defense of
Kyler Murray in Arizona.
And Kyler,
who, you know, I've gone through the cycles of it
of, I have no idea, hey, I actually
really kind of like this guy. Then I
really didn't like him. I can't quit.
You can't quit him.
I just, I
play. Yeah, Trey plays. So I don't,
And I don't like Trey, so I'm like being a hypocrite.
Totally.
I get it.
I just don't know why I like Kyler.
I do.
I don't think Kyler's done enough to actually be considered a Trey, despite how we both feel about Trey.
So, yeah, a little pro-Trey young stuff for you here in September.
All right.
Last one, Seahawks.
I kind of struggled with this one, but I guess is it more likely they're a playoff team or a total disaster with Sam Darnold?
I have no idea what to do with this roster.
I don't either.
whatsoever. So I would say more likely that it doesn't work out.
Good defense. Yeah, there's some guys in the defense that I do really like.
Shout out to Witherspoon. Shout out to Aligni football. Yes.
Shout out to Smallman. Smallman. Yeah, exactly. She's excited. They're back.
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You ever spit on anybody?
Bro.
No.
Come on.
It's egregious.
No, I've never spit on them.
I've never hated nobody enough.
That's not true.
But I've never, I've never, I've never spit on anybody.
You know, I played in one of the most fiercest rivalries in all the sports between
Steelers and Ravens, where it was like real deal, hatred for each other.
But respect.
and like even out back and forth we said a lot of unchristian-like things
but I never thought or even had the thought of just cocking my lips back and spinning on
anybody that's just just a wild just it's just the most dehumanizing thing you can do to
another man so it's just it's a wild it was wild to see that happen after another
after another guy meeting one of your teammates was literally on the floor injured right
It was just like the transition from the injury right out the gate to that happening.
Jail and Hurts getting ejected and then like here, you know, football NFL season underway was just like,
I don't think you could have predicted a better script, not better, but it was just like it was just didn't expect it to go that way.
So it was, it was wild.
Yeah, I mean, it was kind of, it made more sense, though, after seeing the DAC part of it,
even if it's a massive overreaction because it just looked like a completely unprompted.
you're just spitting on Dack because you guys are jawing a bit.
So even though it didn't look like Dack was trying to spit on him,
I at least felt like, okay, well, I understand the origin of this a little bit better.
I still don't.
Like, there's a difference between spinning in somebody's direction and then getting sped on.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's just a different, just different, at least how I perceive it was just different.
Nevertheless, I don't even think Dack is dumb enough to spit on the best defender of the Eagles,
who you know you have to see for four quarters.
Like, why would you wake up that giant?
You know what I mean?
Just from a gamesman standpoint.
And I don't even think that's in Dax real house.
Like, I don't think he's capable of having that type of venom in his blood.
So I believe that.
I watched his pressure at the end of it.
And everything he said makes sense.
I mean, I've been in huddles.
Well, I've spit all over the place.
You know, and I was one of the guys, anytime I was in a huddle,
I'd never, you know, face the quarterback.
I always have my back to the quarterback and listen to him talking.
I always kept my eyes on the defense because I wanted to see
personnel change, right?
And so I was always facing the defense.
I never, if you go back to any of my tapes,
especially with the Jets, Steelers, I always
was looking at the defense and had my
back to the quarterback. And I would just hear
everybody talking or saying X, Y, Z,
and then I would just play on.
So, and I would always
be, you know, going back and forth with a guy.
And I never, and I would never see, one,
I never even thought about spitting his direction, nor
spit on them. But it was just
people spit. It's football. We're men.
Like, that's just, a lot of us are spitter.
I'm a spitter, so it is what it is.
Let's talk Philly's defense.
I don't know if there's some definitive statement after this,
and Carter going down and then having the two D-tackles had to play like a ton of snaps.
I mean, it's, what, 60 plus snaps they're trying to make up for with Carter not being out there.
I mean, I'm kind of taking a guess at what a snap total will be for a main guy like that,
but especially somebody that's bigger.
Usually we look at the defense being ahead of what you think it's ahead of behind the offense.
It was just weird with all this personnel that I think we all collectively love for Philadelphia.
Again, I don't think there's a definitive statement after one game last night, whatever,
and then the delay on top of everything else.
But there's a lot of guys on that Philly defense,
and I was surprised to see Dallas move the ball so effortlessly against them.
Yeah, it was interesting.
I was really hoping for the secondary of the Eagles to show up.
I know they had Quentin O'Nichael at the, you know, he's the number one corner.
He was guarding George Pickinson.
You know, I knew Fanjo was going to, you know, he likes to match zone with his junk.
quarters. I know that's for a fact. And I just expected more of an impact right out
the gate. It seemed like once Jalen Carter got ejected, they seemed lost and bewildered a little
bit. And I knew there was going to be regression from a sack point, from, you know, or a pass rush
standpoint, because, you listen, they don't have burning ram. They've lost some, they lost some key
pieces on defense aligned, but. Yeah, like two other pieces too. Right. And so that outfit of,
from what we've seen last season, compared to what we saw last night, I walked the,
from that feeling like, man, the Eagles are in trouble.
Like, they don't, they, they need more,
they need more lead in their pencil.
If they really want to kind of do this thing again,
offensively, I think they look right on par.
I know Dickerson got hurt.
Excuse me, Juergens, or Dickerson, the left guard got hurt.
Dickerson, yeah.
So I know he got hurt, so that's going to hurt him.
But overall, I thought the offense looked right on par.
I thought the defense looked like they regressed.
What did you think of Dax Night?
I thought it looked good, man.
He looked lean and trim.
I mean, C.D. Lamb owes this man, like a steak dinner, like a Rolex.
I mean, he just, oh, like that couldn't have played any better than what he played last night.
I thought he was efficient.
I thought he was, you know, very decisive with the football, excuse me.
I just liked him.
I liked everything that he was able to do.
I thought he stood alive in a pocket.
I know that one time it looked like Jordan Davis was going to get him down on a sack.
He was able to get out of that and kind of make a.
which was great.
So I was worried about him.
There's one time when he scrambled out of pocket, man,
and you tell he was trying to dig and dig and dig,
and I think he slid.
And I was like, man, he's going to end up pulling his hamstring.
You know, we forget that this dude is literally coming off torn hamstring.
But you tell he was just, he was in fighting trim, man.
If you're a Cowboys fan, you have to wake up this morning
feeling good about what you saw out of him specifically, right?
And I thought that, you know, Cowboys have a young office line.
I thought they battled, man.
I thought they stood up valid.
They didn't have Jalen Carter, so you can't make a full assessment.
But for a young group, I thought they stood strong and competed in Fort Hart.
For all the shit, Dak takes on those like 330 yard games.
We're like, cool, another 330 yard game, pick at the end, take the loss.
And now you're going to end up with like the second most yards and the season and all that kind of stuff.
Because I'm convinced, like, Dak will retire and we'll still never feel comfortable about thinking about where he slots in with his peers.
but I'm glad you said that.
I thought he was really good last night.
I mean, there's some spots.
I think there was the throw to the end zone
where maybe he could have taken
the decision underneath.
Although I think it was described in the broadcast
as like a short first down.
And I think the time that I think it was a tight end
would have caught turned it.
There was still like a defender of beat.
So I'm not sure that I agreed
that it was a certainty he was going to get first down.
What about that one ball he threw to Ferguson?
He almost got Ferguson decapitated.
I was like, ugh.
But it was third and 22, you know.
And on first in 22, he went to Ferguson.
And I'm like, I think the aggressiveness, you know, you have to take that.
Like there was another play where it was a big down where it looked like he probably could have just run out for the first down to the right side.
But like ultimately in the NFL, you're going to have to figure out a way to beat everybody from the pocket.
So I think his overall aggressiveness, despite not gaudy, DAC numbers that everybody kind of dumps out even when he gets him if they don't win the game.
I'm with you.
Like I think there's far more bright spots and the fact that, you know,
CD becomes the target after that drop, not on the fourth down throw.
The first down throw, the deep shot, that's the one.
So at least, you know, DAC would probably escape all the local blaming the quarterback
coverage on a Friday morning.
Yeah.
And I also think, you know, I was, I thought we were going to see.
And I thought from a protection standpoint, you know, they did a lot of six-man
protection because I think it was trying to counter what the Eagles were going to try to do
from a blitz standpoint. But I thought the Cowboys had a great game plan, man. I thought they
looked good. They ran the ball. They were physical. Sucked at Miles Sanders, fumbled that ball.
I thought he was actually going to get in on that drive with him in Gray, X Eagle. He ended up
kind of coughing it up. And I think Collinsworth did a great job. If that doesn't get that
tackle or that's going to the crib, right? There's nobody stopping him. So overall, man, I
I think a lot of people are frustrated.
CD didn't have the best game valid,
but from DAC,
offensively, from an officer standpoint,
even defensively,
I thought they kind of bucked up towards the end of the game.
I thought the delay kind of, you know,
took the win out of their sales a little bit.
But overall, you know,
I was encouraged by the Cowboys play.
I didn't walk out of there feeling like,
oh, man, you know,
Cowboys are in for a long season.
It seems like a lot of people better kind of,
you know, reassess who they really are.
And I think they kind of did a good job
of promoting themselves in a positive way last night.
I don't know what CED is supposed to do.
in that spot.
That's the goddamn bald,
as you supposed to.
What do you mean?
I'm talking about after.
You know,
the Cowboy sucks chance go.
It's Philly.
He's got the thumbs up.
And it's like at that point,
no one's taking his side.
It's not like he's losing his mind.
You know,
he's clearly disappointed.
I guess I would wonder,
like in your playing days,
you're an offensive lineman.
So you're probably not going up to anybody,
but maybe later on in your career
in a leadership role.
Like,
I almost would be more,
bothered by a bunch of teammates coming up to show me how great of a teammate they are by
trying to say like the right thing for the most part it's just like leave me the fuck alone man
like i'm already i'm already dealing with it it's enough did you have anything like that where
there was a guy that was like the worst to go up to uh when you were just trying to be a good
teammate oh that's a good question do i have no i you know not really um nobody i can honestly
think of right now. I know we had a guy, I may have mentioned them before, and he was a part of our
Super Bowl running. We had a receiver out of Texas by the name of Lyman Swede, who had the case of a
drops, man. Now, this kid was a freak athlete. Like he, I mean, there's nothing he physically couldn't do
on this planet. I mean, run, jump, skip, whatever. He was a freak athlete, man. But he has some
significant drops and some important situations of, in games when we were making our run in a Super Bowl.
And it messed with him mentally, man. It really did. I remember, I think we were playing
the Bengals and he was at the X and he ran like a deep post and he was able to kind of break
the top of the defense and he got through and Ben lets it fly like it's like a moon ball and it hits
him like right right in the bread basket and he doesn't drop in the ball but on the next day
the post because I would sometimes grab the paper in the locker room or on the way home they
have him ball going through the hands his eyes are like looking somewhere else and I did the
paper just crushed him. And from that point on, the kid was his mental state was not good.
Like, it was rough. I remember being really, really rough for him from a mental standpoint.
And, uh, but yet, you know, if you go into that, I think our Air Force championship game against
the Ravens in, in 08, he has some key blocks in that game. And he, I think he almost knocked
out Cori Avi, who was a DB for the Ravens at the time. So, um, it, but I've seen like those type
with drops, like not just hinder a guy physically, but mentally, they can't get out of their
own way. So it was, that's the only thing I've seen. But as far as like going up to a guy and
kind of talk them out of it, every guy has usually been pretty receptive to that. Some guys need
that. Who's your Super Bowl pick? Oh, I'm, I ain't going to bullshit you, Ryan. I don't know.
I wish I could sit here and give you one of these like, oh, the Buffalo Bills. And I can see
Well, let's figure it out. We can do it. We'll do it together right now.
I struggle because I think the Ravens are knocking at the door
and I think Buffalo's knocking at the door.
Those are my, I don't see the Chiefs knocking at the door.
I don't.
I think the Chiefs, I think we're going to witness
an end of an era with the Chiefs this year.
And I know a lot of people think I'm absolutely bonkers for saying that.
I do.
Yeah.
But I'm looking at, I think the Chiefs start.
But don't you like, okay, I mean,
are you trying to be different or are you just going like,
hey, this is the way sports work, it's cyclical.
And when you say end of an era,
I assume you mean this group around Mahomes that would then be re,
re, you know, like reinvented three or four years in Mahomes is still there.
I mean, this, I guess I'm trying to answer for you.
I think to your point, I think the group as a whole, I just don't think when you look
at the receiving corps, she writes down to suspensions, Hollywood Browns off and on,
they've lost, I think they've lost their identity as far as running the ball.
I mean, he was sacked 36 times last season.
I mean, I think they were 15th in scoring.
You know, there was a, from two, you know, from 18 and 19, when I thought Patrick Mahomes was like, man, this kid is Jesus Christ and cleats.
Like, I mean, in 2018, he threw 50 touchdowns and threw four over 5,000 yards.
We forget the AFC championship.
They were off sides away from going to the Super Bowl, right?
And they rallied, they bounced back in 19 and won the damn thing against the Niners.
But I think last year was just a step back.
So a lot of people was like, Willie, they were in a goddamn Super Bowl last year.
What are you talking about?
But they, they, I mean, they were.
what? There were four points in a missed field, a block field
away from being a, what, three and eleven or something like that?
You know what? So it's like they were 11 and 0 and one score game. So it's hard for me
to believe that that magic and miracle luck that happened last year is going to happen this
year. I just don't believe it. So I don't look at them as like,
not that they're not a threat, but I have the Broncos winning that division. I think the
Broncos are going to be better than them. So that's just my pick as far as that division.
But I see Buffalo
knocking on the door
and it opens up
and they land in the Super Bowl
on the AMC side.
NFC side,
I think it's still,
I think Detroit has to happen
for Detroit this year.
I think more than never,
especially with losing
the masterminds
of Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn.
I still think they got more than enough.
I think golf is due.
So I got Detroit and Buffalo
if I had to really make a choice right now.
Why Buffalo over Baltimore?
that's a good question um no one isn't i mean it's just i know the answer the answer is i don't
know for i mean we keep it in a buck yeah i don't know i just i think i think josh island i like
josh allen the way he's been playing i mean he's been an MVP candidate for like the last four
four something year four or five years um i think i think i don't know i'm just going buffalo
and maybe it's part of my bias i'm a stealer i would never root for the ravens so that's a
maybe some hatred in my blood because of that.
But that's it.
I like Josh Allen.
I like the fact that they paid James Cook.
They got that out the way.
I think Keenan Coma's going to make a jump in year two.
So we'll see.
Shakur, I think he's going to be solid.
And you've still got Kincaid company.
Yeah, I'm simply just trying to do something different,
although I'm less involved in the momentum of, like, you know,
the obituary for the Kansas City.
chiefs. And I mean the obituary of basically like defaulting to them. So I feel like I'm just
picking somebody else and picking Buffalo the simple, like, you know, I've already kind of said it
and some of the other stuff that we've done where I don't know if they're going to be able to
repeat the O line continuity. There's certainly, it'd be mathematically impossible to recreate what
they did on the turnover margin thing. But going into 24 with some of the decisions they had made for
financial reasons, it felt like 24 was going to be more of like a reset year building this year
25. So, you know, everyone's sitting here end of August, beginning of September, assuming best case scenarios for health. And that's kind of like the Niners thing all over again. And then it depends on what you want to look at. Like most games lost, most injured and all these different kinds of things. Like the Niners feel like they deal with this in just traumatic fashion like every other year with them. But Buffalo is just, hey, it's it's their kind of time where. That's how I feel. Yeah. And when you talk about like some of the Mahal,
stuff, like the offensive line play alone last year that then came to a head in the Super
Bowl, to me, that speaks of like Mahomes' greatness to still figure out ways to get some of
the stuff going where there were Sundays.
They were money good in a situation of football.
I do not want to take that away from them.
And they were solid in the red zone.
But I think I, like I said, I fell in love from a football standpoint of their production
in 18 and 19, right?
And so when you talk about what they were last year, they skid it by.
I do a lot, right?
Yeah, sure.
So that's just my perception of what they were last year
and what they're going to roll into and look like this year
or shit tonight against the charges.
So that's just me.
I know a lot of people are just like, you're bugging,
which is cool.
So, but I just, I think we're watching the defiance of the chiefs.
You think Denver, with all the, like,
you just love that defense and don't line that much.
Man, I'm a sucker for Nick Mineta.
I watched that kid last year, and I was just like, I mean, he's a Swiss Army knife.
I hate using that because that's like the cliche thing to say for a guy that I could do a lot on the field,
especially on the defensive side of the ball.
But when you watch this kid cover, when you watch his instincts,
when you just watch him just be a football player or if he's coming off the edge and he's versatile in that,
and that's from that aspect, I think he's a complete package.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he's a defensive player a year.
Like, I expect him to have that type of output this year.
And it helps that he just got paid, too.
So hopefully, you know, he matches with his play.
His play matches the contract he just received.
What's your expectation for your Steelers?
What's my expectation for my Steelers?
Listen, I have them making the playoffs.
You know, I have them, you know, the question is once they get in, what's next?
I think that's always going to be, I think they have more than enough on defense.
I think the relationship between Aaron Rogers and John News Smith is going to be interesting
to me.
I know he's going to get the ball to D.K.
I think that's going to be a factor.
That's going to be a part of the game script each and every week.
But how effective can he use John New?
And, you know, they have an office line that's young.
You know, Broderick Jones and Troy Fontenews, they're really starting to come along.
And I just, it's going to be a lot to see.
It's going to be interesting to see how Aaron handles everything around.
Young office line, two new pieces.
with John Newell and D.K.
And from a health standpoint, how does he hold up?
You know, because so much has been talked about his health the last two years.
You know, I had the opportunity to be in training camp, excuse me, go to training camp this summer.
And I'm going to be honest, though, he looked good.
And I'm not just saying that I'm not trying to be a homer.
I'm not trying to, I'm just from a guy who was on the field watching him do his thing.
He looked healthy.
Man, he looked good.
He was, you know, sure, it's good to look good in practice, but he also didn't participate in the pre-season.
and I understand that.
But just from a guy who I watched it prior,
you know, the last two years and with the Jets,
you know, this is a guy that looked like he got,
if he rubbed the fountain of youth,
like he put his hands in the fountain of youth a little bit.
So we'll see.
I thought he looked good.
He looked like he lost a couple pounds.
He looks like,
he reminds me how a DAC looked last night.
He looks real trim and fit.
He has like a different look about him.
So I think, yeah, you know,
I don't know if this is going to be his last year,
but if it is from getting off the bus,
you know, that look test,
I thought he looked really good.
You always wonder about his personality and how it gels, but he's such a legend that, you know, sometimes it's like, all right, you don't have to be everybody's favorite guy.
Like, just go out there, be the gunslinger on Sunday.
I think he's okay with that, too, Ryan.
Because, but I mean, I'm saying this as a positive.
He's at an age now where, you know, it's one thing if you're like 32 and you're the new guy trying to resurrect your career and then maybe you're not always the easiest dude, you know, and again, maybe that's his enlightened.
interpretation of the world where you know some guys are just like what the fuck you're talking about
it doesn't mean he's a bad guy or anything it's just like you're the way you talk about things like
whatever i just want to fucking tackle somebody you know what i mean now he's so much older i almost
think that that's a positive as far as the the personality chemistry thing because it's just like
hey man we don't like we don't have to see i i on anything because i'm already expecting that
there's not going to be that much of a connection so it was just something i was kind of
thinking about because I do think that over the years, and maybe that's what's made him
great, is that he kind of thinks everybody's against him.
What does it help when every time you turn on a damn TV, somebody's either going at what he's
done in the offseason or what he's done in the locker room or if he's, if he's, you know,
there's the whole Mike Williams situation where he felt like you kind of threw him underneath
the bus, you know, and there's a magnitude of things that kind of build up around his name and
who he is as a person.
I mean, I do like the fact that when you watch a lot of his interviews,
I think I was watching and the reporter brought up some comments
Terry Bradshaw made.
And the first things out of Aaron Rogers' mouth was, well, first off,
Terry Bradshaw doesn't know me, but if he got to know me, he would know X, Y, Z.
And I thought it was poignant because it's true.
A lot of us kind of, we have these flipping and kind of aggressive and kind of these,
you know, these, and by the way, I've done it.
You know what I mean?
So let me not pull myself off.
out of a, you know, out of the car that I've said in with multiple people talking about a man.
I've never had one conversation with or about, you know, with who he is overall.
But I just thought it was kind of a moment.
I remember watching the interview.
I'm like, he's right.
Like, we know nothing about this, man, other than what he's able to do on the field.
And off the field, everything is reported, right?
And so I gave him, I had to give, I give him grace in that aspect.
Like, I think we got to pause a little bit.
because we don't know
what Aaron Rogers
has gone through
or what he's been through
everything he's been reported
you can talk about
the Achilles
you can talk about
you know
his will
to come into New York
last season
and really revamp
and change the culture
and how all that failed
and but I like
at the same time
I gave him a lot of credit
you know
when he got to the Jets
I thought he did a great job
of immersing himself
into the city
he was going to next game
showing up that Yankee games
hanging out with sauce gardener
eating pizza
like he was like
he was turning himself
into New Yorker
when the,
when a lot of people was ready to kill him,
because they didn't think he would, like, lower him,
not lower himself, or he would even put himself in that position.
But he did, and things just didn't go the way he planned
or the Jets played, uh, plan, excuse me.
So, um, yeah, I, I, I just,
it's interesting to see what happens with him in the black and gold.
I think he's, I think I,
I'm assuming it's going to go well.
We'll see that.
I'm going bills too in the AFC, uh, as we've already covered here.
And, you know,
A lot of the times, I'm just like, all right, is there a different way to, like, be different about it, right?
Whether that's Detroit.
People love Green Bay.
And I don't know if that's-
But you haven't mentioned Green Bay yet.
No, because I feel like we're going to do more NFC right now.
I'm picking Philly to get back there, Buffalo Beats Philly in the Super Bowl.
So there's my pick, official pick.
I put so much thought for the entire thing.
Green Bay, I was looking at Mike Sando, who you have a mound for the quarterback.
here is, you know, I think this is probably the second time I've wrested him today at the
pop, but he had eight executives, you know, go through and do the AFC and do the NFC.
And I think Green Bay ended up being second. I was like, okay, this is like turning into the
classic recency bias of like they added Micah Parsons, but he'd like further explain. I think five
of the people had voted before the Parsons trade had even happened. Going into last year, I loved
Green Bay. I still think Jordan Love, I just have a hard time believing like he's
this huge a mistake.
No.
The receiving group, I was, I was thinking like, man, there's like four of these guys
that I like.
And maybe it never quite felt like any of them obtained some status or I should say
attained status of like, okay, that guy's like the clear number one.
Maybe they don't need that clear number one out of, out of this entire group.
There's a lot of guys.
Danny Reed is trying to get paid.
So he needs to step out.
Yeah.
I think I just looked at them thinking.
like, okay, in 23, whenever I'd watch
Packers game, it would have a week,
and then the next week it would be this guy, and then it would be,
so then going into 24, I'm like, look at
this group, this is really good. It's still considered one of
these overall groups, but
I actually think I picked
them to make the Super Bowl last year, and
love, even when he was playing,
it just felt like a different guy. Like, now
you're a mistake guy. Like, that felt like the
thing that I could bank on,
especially if the Packers, maybe it was the
need of just the quarterback and how most franchises,
but maybe it was
it was me giving them too much
of the benefit it out. I'm like, if the Packers are willing to
step up and just lock this up now, they must
know that he's the guy.
Well, one, I think
from a Jordan Love standpoint, I think it's
on Jordan Love to
really kind of
have this big time breakout season, right?
Like, from this standpoint, I think
if he stays healthy
and he just stops
with the dumb turnovers,
right? Like, sometimes you just look at him and do things.
Like, man, that was unnecessary. You didn't have to do that.
I think he's even talked about...
I didn't think he was going to be with that kind of guy.
And last year was alarming, right?
Right.
But even if you go back from like week 11 and 17,
I mean, he had like a 65% completion rate.
Like he was humming at a high level.
But prior to that, man,
he was just so streaky and so many things.
And I felt like he was dealing with the hand
and all this other nonsense.
But when he's on, he's on.
And you're like, man, this kid can go.
I think he's even admitted through some interviews that I've watched
of him, which is wild because we're asking him
to be healthier, that he wants to use his legs more to kind of get him out of a tough
situation.
I'm like, kid, I don't know if you've seen your injury sheet.
I don't know if that's the smartest things to do.
But overall, I do think if you talk about me liking the Packers to make a run, yes, I see it.
But I think it all comes down to Jordan Love and which Jordan Love shows up each and every
Sunday.
I like the defense led by Halfley.
I like the fact that they got Micah.
You know, Van Ness, I think he's, I'm 50,
50 on him overall.
But I think they're still a good defense.
They're going to be a good defense.
I mean, they got McKinney.
I think he's solid as he comes.
So I think they have more than enough.
I love the office line, big, strong.
They're physical.
Josh Jacob is a dog.
So, you know, they have enough to make a run.
They just have to do it.
And it all goes down to which Jordan Love shows up.
Yeah, I'm kind of looking at it again as we're going over in some of the advanced stuff.
And like the bad throw percentage is higher than it's been.
The interception percentage is,
is higher than it's been, but then there's some numbers.
You realize he was actually better last year than he was this first full season.
I think it was that first full season in 23.
You're like, oh, this is really great to build on.
And because that didn't happen, then it's, you know, again, treated like a huge disappointment
and the fact that he had the big contract as well.
So I understand the Green Bay momentum, but it can't look like that again from the quarterback,
even with all the other guys that I like for me to then go, okay, there's the Philly tier,
which I think should be its own tier.
There's a Detroit part of it.
You know, I don't know if Washington like that, that defense,
I just, it's so exciting.
Right.
Go ahead.
I mean, they just don't have enough on the edge for them to say, like,
all right, this defense is going to be legit.
You just don't.
So you just, and you're praying that Jaden Daniels has another significant year like he had in his first year.
You just traded Brian Robinson, Jr. to the Niners, right?
So it was like there's some holes.
I mean, they were able to kind of patch up the office line,
which I think is going to be better than what it was last year.
But we got to see.
I think there's still a legit question mark around the commanders.
Just because, you know, they, and I think they have, what, 75 million?
I don't know what it is now.
But I think in the start of training camp, I think they had like 75 million in cap space.
So there's still room to grow.
They just got to beef up the roster.
But I think it all comes down to, you know,
Can they make another magical ride?
I don't know.
I think people underestimate how much Jaden Daniels rushed last year.
Like he was their leading rusher, which is telling to me for a division that, you know,
has some really good runnerbacks.
Yeah, in the beginning of the year with the Jaden default to run thing, I was like, okay,
this is great and it's working and they're winning these close games.
Like that Giants game was when early on, it's like, hey, look what this guy did.
I was like, you guys thought that that was a good game?
And then he just kept getting better and better and better.
The Cincinnati throw, you know, the Chicago game,
and then the next thing you know,
they're winning a playoff game at Detroit.
But the Philly game,
I think that's where he really stamped when you put the league on notice,
when he was able to come back and win that game.
Yeah, that was sick.
Maybe it was because of the injuries on Philly side that I don't think of that.
But I'm, like, going through his entire year,
I remember just thinking, okay, but is he going to just talk it and run
every time because then this guy's going to end up getting killed and then it turned into like
full composure all of these throws a guy you can trust so now it was so impressive as a rookie
you're kind of sitting there going what's he going to do like are they are they now a team that
you go okay they have that part of it figured out and now we expect him to do really big things
and the fact that they just want a playoff game with this group another thing too that i always forget
to is jane's 24 he's 25 in December oh i didn't know that yeah
So, yeah, but the maturity, the part of it of, you know, why he looks so comfortable.
I don't know if that's college and experience and playing in big time games or the fact that he's like, yeah, I'm just a much older guy.
I'm not.
I don't fool about what you kids.
I'm a grown man out here.
Which of the quarterbacks?
Let me ask you this.
I'll give you Cam Ward, because Rudy asked me a version of this question.
I'll give you Cam Ward, Caleb Williams.
Drake May Bryce Young
ranked them
for who you would want
Can Ward
Bryce Young
Did you want a pen?
I'm trying to remember
I'm trying to test my memory
Which I struggle with
Off the Rip, right?
I can barely remember my own name
sometimes
He just gave you five quarterbacks
We'll do it again
I'm here for you buddy
We can there's no
You don't have to hear it just once
This isn't it's Cam
it's Caleb it's Bryce
and it's Drake May so I'm giving you
I'm giving you unknowns kind
of still I mean certainly Cam's an unknown
he hasn't even played yes I'm gonna go
Cam at 5 um
I'm just giving you four I think
okay maybe see I can't even fucking count
so I got
I got Cam at 4
um Bryce
so this is gonna be wild
and I'm playing in my head
so I'm going Cam at 4
I'm going Drake May
at 3
I got
Caleb at 2
and I got Bryce Young at 1
You would want Bryce over
anyone from that group
moving forward now
I think the way
Bryce Young finished last season
I think the way
what this man's been through
I just
something in my stomach
say he's going to have
one of them seasons
were like
let's kind of turn this disc bastard
let's turn you know like
you had the old hip hop CDs
as you like man
this shit is trash
and you put it
back on a long car ride.
Do you find yourself jamming to?
That's how I feel about Bryce Young.
I think we've all thrown him away as this kind of throwaway quarterback.
And then I watched him towards the last end of last season.
And I'm like, man, this kid may have some.
Like we felt, we loved him in Alabama.
And then I watched him last year.
And I'm just like, oh, okay.
And by the way, I'm a Caleb fan.
But I think there's going to be so much expectation on him to deliver,
especially with Ben Johnson, Duse.
you're talking about DJ Moore.
You're talking about Loveland.
There's going to be so much on him to produce.
I worry about the kid from a neck up level.
Is he built to handle that pressure?
I'm not worried about his skill set.
I think the kid has everything you need.
I'm going to worry about from the neck up.
Can he step into this role
and really be what they need to be?
I think it's unfair also for Bears fans,
think this is a rubber stamp situation
where you look at what Detroit did
with Ben Johnson and that squad
and think he's going to be exactly the same way
in Chicago.
Like, we're bugging, right?
People don't understand
Detroit got some dudes, man.
Like the Sonica knuckle situation,
same Brown,
you talk about La Porter,
one of the most best office lines
in football.
Like, they got a squad, right?
I think they got like five pro bowlers
and six all pros
or the other way around,
but they got some legit guys
in Detroit.
And I think Bears fans
was like, well,
just take Ben Johnson,
just take the brain.
You got Caleb.
It's going to work.
And I'm just like,
I don't know.
I know they got the whole new,
you know,
they got tuning.
They got Jonah Jackson on the office line.
And so they've made some improvements.
I just don't know what Ben Johnson did in Detroit is exactly going to happen in Chicago.
And I worry about Caleb from the neck up.
And that neck down, I think he has all the attributes.
He'd do a lot.
But from the neck up, I don't know if he's going to be as efficient as Jared Gough,
who was number one against the blitz last season.
You know what I mean?
So I just, I'm just, that's where my head is in.
I like that.
I watch so much college and get to see a lot of these guys, and I wonder, and I'm going to ask, maybe it's going to pivot into kind of like a Ben Rothesberger question, but I wonder if there's these great quarterback talents, but so much of it is predetermined, you know, Saturday, as much as I love it, like, all day long, clap, look to the sideline.
Right.
You know, and it's like, okay, I'm checking, and it's like, whatever, how they're signaling it, this is what you want to look for or whatever.
there might be less like freedom.
And I'm not even talking about like play calling or checking into anything, but just the
lack of freedom of vision of like, I'm only supposed to look for this one thing.
If the safety does this, then it's this throw.
And if the safety does this, then it's this throw.
And like, at no point, yeah, I mean, it's not even just going through like, I don't think
you expect college kids if you're going through like four different reads.
I mean, I don't think it even happens.
Maybe like a Nussmeyer type guy, like something like that.
but so even with us all trying to figure out like the quarterback part of it
it's great to have a great head coach it's great to have a play caller that's really
creative and adjust to what he can see what the defense is doing before other
offensive coordinators but like when it comes down to it it's a guy like ben
is it better that you have somebody like ben i'm not even talking about like rothusberger's
talent but there was probably some good fuck you in him where it was like all right
it's 11 of us like i got this
this. And I know what they're, but like, there's going to be some times where I'm making this up as I go
along. And maybe that's what we're- Yeah. But, but, you know, like, I think that that's the part
of the game that is missing for a lot of the younger players, where there's almost, I feel like the
quarterback position has less trust through, through high school, college in those first years in the
NFL than maybe we've ever seen before. And, you know, look, I don't know if that's getting in the way of
development but it's it's a lot to ask i mean because you're a lot of people that are saying like
hey ben johnson's there's fine you know what i know is not there whatever it was they were trying
to do on offense with him last season and some of it's on him but like the houston game like
there's stuff that's happening for decision making stuff if you were watching those bears games
you go okay what what the fuck is this group doing no i i think i think you're spot on from a
standpoint where Caleb just didn't look comfortable and i think a lot of
of his instincts is a lot of, well, a lot of his game he took from the college and he tried
to survive here in the NFL and it just didn't work. Like, you know, pulling backwards out
of the pocket, running left, running right, worldly bird, look down the field, hoping somebody's
open, just doesn't happen on Sundays, right? It just doesn't. And I think a lot of who he was
from an instinctual standpoint, I think he realized, can't work here. Like, I got to, I got to go through
progression, I got to be able to read the defense, I got to be able to anticipate, I got to be
able to look at fronts, and I got to be able to get this bowl out of my hand now, right?
And so I don't think he just was there.
And that's why I go into what I said three minutes ago, there's going to be an expectation
with Ben Johnson and his offense for him to be on par like how Jared Golf was.
And I think that's unfair to the kid, right?
I think this kid is going to officially have somebody that he's going to have to jail with,
build with, and kind of get this synergy moving in the right direction.
And I hope Bayer's fans allow him.
him that patience, give him
that grace. People forget, Josh Allen wasn't
a guy in my eyes or
a fish who like, you know, a top
10 quarterback until year three.
You know what I mean? His game was so kind of a
wild cowboy. Well, you're right about
that. Yeah. We're totally right about that.
You know what they had to shave him down
to make him art how we perceive
Josh Allen right now. And I think
Bears fans aren't going to give Caleb Williams
that grace and then they're going to be pissed off
solely because of where he was drafted and how he
was drafted. And I think like, that's how
that's how you ruin a guy.
Like the kid has it.
But from the neck up,
you got a lot of him to grow.
And we'll see.
Did you see the stat before the season started?
What's that?
16 quarterbacks,
black quarterbacks starting week one.
Well, I knew the,
I know the, in the NFC East,
oh, power to the people.
Thank you, my brother.
Yeah, I know, I know the NFC East.
I mean, we hold, I mean,
Dak, Jalen.
um jaden and the russ man so uh we're strong in it we're strong over here in the nfc east
big time big time making progress making progress my man needed it need that feel great
hey man it's a dual threat game we know brothers can run it and we can throw it too uh and
be able to operate in a pocket like that's what makes great that's what makes like people will
yell at Jalen for his, you know, his lack of ability to throw the ball or maybe the
aggression of what he, how he threw the ball prior to winning the Super Bowl last year.
And I'm just like, that's unfair to that, man.
He put, he put the team before his stats.
You don't think he wants to throw the ball more, but he knows the strength in his team
is what Saquan Barkle in his office line, so he's going to hand it off.
And I thought he was efficient last night.
I like, you know, there's some throws I thought he should have let it rip, but he trusted
his legs and he ran forward.
But everything was moving to stick.
So I like Jalen.
man, I think he doesn't get nearly enough credit.
I've never seen a quarterback come off winning a Super Bowl
and people poo-poo on his success, right?
So only because he had 18 touchdowns.
He had 14 rushing touchdown.
But the man had a 71 completion rate in the playoffs
and had 77 completion rate in the Super Bowl.
And by the way, both times he played Patrick Mahomes,
he beat him in a stat category.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, I don't know why we don't put him
in that top five category
and how people just continue to, like, shit on them
because of the pieces around them, right?
Like, if I hand you the keys to the porous,
your job is to drive the porous.
Don't crash that bitch, and he didn't.
He drove it home and came home with a little party.
So just for the record, though,
and I thought he was great last night,
but Trent Dilfer was on a new team
after he won a Super Bowl.
He was on Seattle.
Yeah.
No.
I don't know that Dilfer was debated
towards the top of the quarterback ratings
the way Jalen is.
I would concede that Jalen is considered a better quarterback,
so therefore he should get more respect than Daufer was then.
And basically, it probably, and Trent would be the first to tell you,
there's a lot of quarterbacks that would have won with that Ravens defense.
Yeah, but I think you also don't give him enough credit, man.
The man had, the man threw 15 interceptions in 2003 and 2005.
He cut it down to five interception.
Right?
So there was progress made with the ball on his hand.
You know what I mean?
Like, we shit on that.
Wait.
Are you talking about Hertz?
Yes.
I thought you were like, man, you're just rifling some Dilfer's stats at me?
No, no, I don't know shit about Dr. Dilfer.
Hell no.
I'm talking about Jaylor-Hertz.
Excuse me.
All right.
You want to guess Dilfer's quarterback rating for his career?
I don't know.
60.
55.
Yeah, I can see that.
Let's end.
Let's end on that.
Thanks, man.
Enjoy the season.
And I'll see you again.
Thank you, my brother. Always a pleasure, man. And seriously, from the bottom of my heart, though, we've been rocking for a long time. You've always been a loyal supporter of mine. You know I got you. Within a back alley or at a steakhouse, don't matter, though. I appreciate you. And I'm happy with all your success, brother.
All right. My man. You can see Willie Cologne on S&Y, on Good Morning Football, on Fox Sports One, all over the place. He deserves it, man. Great work.
Respect, brother.
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Pony boy.
Kyle, cut off sleeves.
Yeah.
I cut them off myself a long time ago.
2010 defensive player of the week.
Hell yeah.
Honestly, I was bummed out when I got it
because it was like you can either have a small,
medium, or a 3X, and I was like, I'll just take the
fucking grill cover. And now, you know,
fits a little better than it did that.
So, uh, still a little large, but, uh,
you know, it's funny how things work out.
Why did they have?
What's with those size options?
I don't know.
It seemed like the wide receivers, the DBSs.
We're getting all the, you know,
the larges or whatever or like, you know,
maybe some of the middle linebackers and,
And I don't know, by the time I got there, it was probably like, you know, the seventh or eighth game, it was just like, oh, so all the normal sizes are gone. Got it.
No, but it did feel like back of the day. I remember, like, I was a big, hey, there's an event going on on campus, like, and there's a free t-shirt being given out, I'll be there. And for whatever reason, they were always like two X's.
And I'm like, it's a bunch of college kids. Like, why, why do we only have two Xs? Because all the regular size humans got there before you, I guess.
Yeah. No, no. That's like just what they would order.
just order, they'd have like all these huge sizes.
I'm like, maybe they're just left over once.
It's a catch all, maybe?
Maybe it's a catch all.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyway.
You're like an aftershock promo.
Just like, you're going to be kidding me.
I had a lot of, uh, smeared off shirts.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Skype parties.
Uh, what was that week like for you walking around the hallways, buddy?
After being named defensive player of the week.
Oh, so awesome.
So awesome.
I think I had a, I had a, like a, it was like a fumbled pick sort of thing
near the line of scrimmage.
And I don't know, they said my knee was down,
but we saw on tape, it wasn't.
So they robbed me of that.
But I had a couple of great plays that game.
God, love walking around school for that week after a,
it was an away game, though.
So not everyone got to see it.
That was tough.
They heard about it, though.
Yeah, they did.
All I'm thinking about is the Sopranos scene.
Anthony recovers the fumble.
Got a real nose for the ball.
Right.
And Jeff is walking you back to the car.
What did you do after the game?
Well, you just took the bus back, I assume, yeah.
So that's usually what happened to road games.
Took the bus back, yeah.
I tell you, it didn't mess around at all during football season.
Your boy was quitting everything.
It was like, you know, a real dry January or whatever.
But for whatever football season was, it was like, I don't know, for some reason that was just enough.
So other guys would be like, come on, we're going to go smoke after practice.
I'm like, can't do it.
Can't swing in.
So, I don't know.
That really got in my head football season.
You made a contract with yourself.
I really did.
Just leading by example.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember the hockey team, like, would take a vow to not drink.
Like, one guy would drink.
It was a huge thing.
I can't believe he's drinking during season, you know.
Maybe I should join that 40 under thing I'm seeing on Instagram.
Those 40 you football guys.
It's the first thing I thought.
It sounds like you need to join a football team again.
So I said to just unlock that part of my brain.
I don't know.
That would be great if you showed up to some under 40 just league where those guys either have the best insurance.
My guess is they have none.
I was going to say, I think it's the other way around.
I mean, seeing the clips of that stuff, it's like I admire it so much, even though it's probably one of the dumbest decisions you can make.
But just to see Kyle show up to the first practice, they get through reps.
And he's like, all right, so we're just all on the same page.
We don't drink this season.
I'm starting a pack right now.
Oh, man.
I think anyone who's playing any sort of tackle football,
I feel like there's probably towns all over America.
There's certainly ones, you know,
in and around Poughkeepsie,
the crowd jewel where I'm at where it was just like guys who was like barbers,
just guys who are in their 30s, 40s,
they'll meet up in a field in like November
and play like no pads tackle football or full contact.
Like I think you got to be,
you got to have a different kind of wiring to be like
at the age of injuring yourself doing normal things.
And you're like, let's just play football on Sunday mornings.
Yeah, post college.
We had a friend break, just snap an ankle in half.
And that was kind of the end of our pickup situation.
Were you guys tackling each other?
This was in college, though, I believe.
Well, there's a high school or college.
Yeah, we were tackling.
It was in a field somewhere.
And, dude, it was brutal.
And that was kind of the end of that.
They'll just do it like before football.
I was like, we just got to be done by like 12.
So we can catch the first game.
But dudes are crazy too because, like, we used to play like full contact pool
basketball with like a fish or price hoop.
Dude.
And that was like, honestly, like, my favorite part of the summer.
I thought I was having a heart attack.
this time I was back.
I was like, hold that timeout, timeout.
Like, dudes would be getting scratched retinas just for no reason in the pool.
Like it was just slaps on the back.
Yeah, it's bad.
That I miss.
I miss that.
You could still get me involved in that.
Came of high intensity pool basketball.
Yeah, come on.
I'm right there.
Okay, let's get some emails here.
Let's start with salt water.
6-2190.
No true.
gym stats. I work out at home. Workouts consist of Peloton rides, followed by
Calisthenics, nothing crazy. MBA comp is Michael Jordan. Shout out to Michael Jared Wargon.
Nice. Long time listener, SVP show. Listen to the segment about Kyle's dad in the salt water
pool. The water is not salt water. It's a salt-based system with a chlorinator that converts
the salt into chlorine. The water is far less abrasive of the skin than traditional liquid
coral and the oil systems and much easier to maintain. But the water is a salt-based system. But the
water in the pool is still chlorinated it is ideally around 3 ppm is that check out that i don't know
that i don't know we'll go with the guy here it's just sort of a blanket term like we like wow nice
pool next thing it's like salt water that's just that's how we say it i know it's not actual like ocean
water in there but for everyone else that doesn't know well he said the segment was still awesome
but yeah uh i'd still couch that at salt water i wouldn't be like well you know it's a system
It's a feeder system.
Yeah, so it sounds like a 3 ppm chlorine situation.
So you just dumps salt in it.
That's really what you do.
I don't want to out myself, but I do have a saltwater pool.
And it's pretty easy.
It's pretty nice.
Hey, it's not your dads.
Apparently, just having it be your dads is the worst thing for your rep.
If you got one, I mean, you're doing something right.
I think the email backs you up.
You're not as fancy as we thought.
I guess it does.
Yeah.
So Rudy has it.
So Rudy has one.
He's just laying in the cut all the Tuesday's episode.
Yeah, it's right over here.
Yeah, it's nice.
I don't know.
I didn't want to.
I don't know.
You know, it's kind of awkward.
But yeah, I do have a saltwater pool.
It's nice.
You just dump salt in and that's pretty much it.
It sounds like he should be taking more shots on life advice.
Salt water pool.
He's got some stuff figured out.
What's awkward, working hard and being able to put in a pool at your house?
Yeah, I don't know.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
I should be proud of more proud of it.
What a dick.
I don't know.
Bring Oregon back.
that guy doesn't have a pool. All right. Am I a bitch? Hello, 29, 6, 3, 200 pounds, nothing to do crazy in the gym, but I can rep out 225. With the start of the football season, I want to get y'all's opinion on a recent situation on advice and how to deal with dickheads in the stands and public settings in general. I'd like to preface by saying that I'm definitely not a fighter. But if I were an elected official, I'd pass a law that every person can fight one person per year has to be a justifiable reason without any consequence is still working out to fine print on this legislation.
I do think it'd be nice
if there was something in there
I think it would keep us all in check
Like a committee votes
Maybe you can't vote
But a committee votes
Be like yeah yeah
This is this is within the parameters
Also know it's a jury
Yeah I don't know
No no no no no
You're saying you could take a trial
By combat
Right
And like the committee decides
Whether this is a justifiable thing
But yeah I've been reading about dueling
Again
Can we bring it back
Yeah just say
jousting
jousting
I think you almost have to really
trust the opponent in a joust
because it seems like there's stuff you could do there
but to not aim at your head
yeah this isn't jousting
while you have a toothpick through your
eye socket
come on dude
I don't know I don't know all the rules
on it but whenever I read about dueling
like you know what
do you know in the last sanctioned
Hamilton, yeah.
Was that a sanction duel?
I don't know if it was.
Oh, it was.
Well, at that time, it was done by that time.
It was a very, the Northeast was very against it.
And then the South was, uh, was for it.
And then that's kind of like this gunfighter book that I'm reading where it's,
it's kind of this southern migration to Texas.
So there's some of these southern sensibilities with the lawlessness of just,
and you don't talk about dudes breaking out of prison.
like every single chapter I'm reading about a guy.
It's like,
then he was arrested and then he got out.
Like constantly.
Like,
and then the author even makes a joke about it.
He's like,
if you're catching on that prison security was laxed back then,
you obviously learned the lesson here.
So anyway,
I always think about,
I always think about that just real quick.
Like when,
yeah,
back in like the 1800s,
like if somebody just like wanted to not be found,
you just don't find them.
Right?
Like where you just go away.
They might be dead.
We don't even know.
Or they got a real nice want of,
holster up you and you're like damn they nailed that one
shit yeah that's awesome it's gotta be a good feeling when somebody like totally
botches it you're like they're never gonna catch me but they put out like a 98%
match and you're like oh man I'm cooked
yeah that's pretty much it's sir Rudy it's just okay I shot a couple
people in this part of Kansas and then I'm just going to go to New Mexico now
yeah I'm in Montana now okay sure what's your name
Steve
you pick I don't give a shit
Steve Jackson
came up north
from the Rio Grande
okay he's not the guy
you know
and then you just go back to gambling
it's like
there's no ID
anything I would let's run this
through the system what system
word of mouth
okay
back to dueling
all right so he's at the
um
CU Georgia Tech game in Boulder over the weekend
I was sitting with my dad
all CU fans in a section of
full of CU fans
a guy behind us maybe 45
years old, not a big guy, looked like a bitch.
Wow. And also a CU fan was obnoxious
the whole game. He was hammered, screaming, ridiculous shit
like, heard him, tear
as Achilles. We're all
on your side just after that evidence, by the way.
Yeah. The whole game,
I love live
sports and know a lot of this comes to the territory of
going to live games. We all put up the screaming, even
some occasional spit on the back of our necks. However,
all caps, he was also constantly leaning on us and
accidentally hitting us with his hand.
When he did one of his hand gestures, towards the end of the game,
I finally asked him, Palaula, to keep us,
to give us some space.
He used some body control.
He didn't take this well and started swearing at me and my dad telling us to go
F ourselves.
I've been a season ticket holder for 30 years and I can do whatever I want.
That's the full quote.
Go F yourself.
I've been a season ticket.
Yeah, dude, whatever.
What is it like seven games?
That was always like the Pats thing.
I look at Pat's Jets game.
Late 90s, early 2000s.
We had somebody else's seats.
They were pretty good seats.
But it was back in Foxborough where we were on the benches.
And, you know, you're just trying to, we weren't, we were so not rowdy because we had to drive back to Vermont.
And, you know, somebody dropped the season ticket thing on us.
Season ticket holder, 20 years.
All right.
Well, I guess you get to just punch everyone.
My bad.
His friends realized he was in the wrong and being an asshole.
So they made a move where he wasn't directly behind us, but he kept yelling at us.
So I returned fire with some of my best insults and suggestions on what he should do to himself.
Side note, calling someone who was angry and small, big guy.
does not defuse the situation.
That's a good one.
Guy steps down to our level where he's in my face now screaming.
Would I have been justified stocking before?
His friends finally removed him from our section altogether.
I could have taken him easily and find myself wishing I had hit him to teach him a lesson.
Common sense would say I did the right thing by not ending up on World Star, but what would
you all have done in what public situation is okay to throw a punch?
I think ultimately just to answer the overall thing, we're all probably better off when it's
only when you feel threatened and you clearly didn't feel threatened. I know exactly what you're
dealing with. I've had a few moments in my life where I felt like I'll just use your word
a bitch for weeks after something where I was like, yeah, you know, maybe you should have.
Maybe you should have. Maybe you should have. It's like you're only playing out the scenario where
you win and everything goes right and you're not sued, you know, because there's plenty of people
that do strike and then it's like man i wish i hadn't done that uh some of its maturity some of
its temper some of it's just you know knowing sometimes you're so overwhelmingly right
that you are less likely to want to get physical and the other person kind of knows that they're
so completely wrong or in this case they're hammered so they're not thinking clearly anyway
so i totally get what you're saying i think everyone listening this has had this kind of situation
where somebody's so completely wrong.
But, you know, you don't know.
I mean, what ends up happening?
I mean, if he doesn't do anything and then three of his buddies are filing statements
saying that you started the whole thing, you know, who knows?
You could be going in for appearances like three times over the six or seven months
and explaining it to work.
And so I understand.
I understand that feeling all of us, I think most of us, you know, wanting to feel like
you can protect yourself wanting to feel like you can get on the other guy, but that was
kind of a weird phrasing. But I would say, I don't know that anybody's going to go, you should
have cracked him. What a loser. Well, probably everyone in the comments well, but that's easy for
them to say. No one's tougher than everybody else after your altercation. Yeah. So, I mean,
you got to think videos. I mean, half the time, if somebody's taking a video of a fight that's just
started or whatever, you know, a lot in the stadium, a lot of people are like,
look at these two assholes sometimes you can see the chirping and you know and there's context in there but for the
you never see the beginning you almost no you almost never see the beginning unless there's you know
someone who's so drunk you're like i just got to see what this person's going to do but i mean it's
just you're right it gets posted somewhere or there's you know if the loser of the fight i think
is probably almost always a little bit more inclined to take things to the court than the winner so
yeah i think especially you said he's a little guy i mean i think you could probably take a punch
just to know that, like, if you think it's going to go there, like, just to be sure that you're on the right side of the law here.
I think fighting in stadiums is almost always a no-no.
I know I get, like, adrenaline's high and stuff, but it sounded like he was in the wrong section to be doing that type of thing, right?
Was he, are they all Colorado fans?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
We were just talking about this before the show.
You saw Ron that video, the LSU Clemson altercation.
Yeah, I mean, good for the Clemson guy.
That, I mean, that's the thing is like,
like you want the fuck around and find out kid to find out,
and he found out, and it's awesome to see.
Because, I mean, that video is incredibly to begin with.
I mean, like, Van broke that down on the tailgate show,
and it was just incredible.
I mean, like, it's just an older dude putting this younger guy who flips off.
It's a younger LSU fan, I think it was like the final player or whatever of the game.
He flips off this random, older Clemson fan, like, not old, but like, you know, older
dude and he immediately
you watch him do that mental math in like one second
yeah i'm gonna do it immediately puts him in a chokehold and it's just on
and it's it's it's so great to see that happen because like honestly
fuck that guy flipping some random stranger off like he kind of deserves it but
i don't know yeah i i do sort of subscribe to like don't throw the first
punch thing maybe that's a my dad thing because
i don't know especially if you know you could take this guy like that's that's
also a powerful feeling too, right? If you're just like, hey, you're, you're so below my level.
I'm not even going to swing at you because, and make it make sure he knows that. But I don't
know. I think there's probably more bad that comes out of it, even if it's incredibly satisfying.
Yeah. And as you get older, it's not like, oh, I don't want to hurt myself when I say like,
you got more to lose. As you get older, you just realize like, I don't know, like, it's like one
of those Oregon Trail things. It's like, if we do this, there's like five multiple choices here.
Like items dysentery. Maybe we don't.
do this. And I think I like those multiple choices better. So I think that's just, every year I get
older, I like could get more towards that side of the trail. Look, that Rivian thing bummed me out
for two weeks. But I don't know. I couldn't figure out why. I was like, what do you think the root
of your, it was like, because he was so confident. Like, am I not hitting the traps enough?
Like, what? What would have made him so confident? Like, look at you.
you're in the mirror like look at you what you're talking about you catch yourself on the wrong
like a little dehydrated overtired face like a little bit older like did I age four years last
night like what happened is there a line here what's going on yeah so like this is what this guy
sized up was like fuck this guy get out of this rivion right now
I'm not mad about your act like I'm not even mad about your aggressiveness I'm mad about
confidence like what yeah but you know there's a lot of kids out there going my dad said
don't ever throw the first punch and you're looking up no but you're right like I think
there is that you know in high school it's okay I think after that it gets a little I think
there's sometimes where you better you know we'll sort out who was wrong later uh yeah I don't
know I'm not the fighting not in this case not in this case though no I understand what you're
saying is Rudy and it's kind of but I mean what are you going to do were you going to feel awesome
if you beat up a hammered guy yeah they get arrested and it's like okay cool what happens now you know
you're in stadium jail by the way did you see the Seahawks thing like they're putting guys I mean this
isn't new but they're putting like cops and opposing teams jerseys now like now if that's
going to be happening like that's entrapment it just does feel wrong what if you're just heckling
right free speech yeah yeah
Yeah, I mean, what if you're just given the guy the business?
And then what is the cop supposed to do?
Just never engage.
What if that guy's passionate about football?
That's funny if the cops are like turns around.
He's like, yeah, great job on third down today.
It'd be funny if those cops are like some, like those detectives that you can spot.
It's like the haircut and like the type of undercover clothes they're using.
And you're just like, oh, yeah.
And he's like, hey, you guys got any, he doesn't worry and get any grass.
It's like, what?
You got to do it.
I was wondering if you could just spy him right away.
It's like right after the kickoff, you're like, oh, my God, we got one next to us.
Holy crap.
How are we going to spend this four hours?
Yeah.
All right.
I don't even know what we were talking about.
Oh, the fighting.
Yeah, don't fight that guy in the stadium.
Okay, the mighty Thor.
Let's do this one.
Good day, gentlemen.
510, 190 NBA comp, and Jennings, smart guy.
It throws his body around every now.
Every now and then the ball manages to go in.
So my brother and his wife named their kid, Arthur, fine name, kind of regal, but also
sounds like he should be playing clarinet in a middle school band.
I decided Uncle Duties include nicknaming.
Sure.
So I went with Thor.
Wow.
Gave the kid a stuffed, what is that, Mileneer?
Mielnir?
Yeah, the hammer thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've had a hard time with the superhero movies lately.
yeah it's hard as lately though it's been a while
it's been a while since I've been
I've watched a newer one recently
stuff and I
I realized why I haven't watched him in such a long time
they had a good run
had a really good run
all right so anyway he's been hammer smashing
and drooling on it like he was born
and Asgard my side of the family completely bought in
we all call him Thor now
here's the hitch over pancakes
last week my brother casually drops
and my sister-in-law,
low-key doesn't like the nickname.
Now context when she says
low-key doesn't like it,
that's code for she's internally raging
and would happily throw
the,
I got to pronounce this thing again,
through my windshield.
I was never much of a Thor.
I love the name, Thor.
I've even joked about it.
Naming a kid, Thor.
Yeah, right.
So what's my move?
Keep calling him Thor because he's already halfway
to leading the Avengers,
go back to Arthur,
which feels like he should be solving
mysteries with a talking at Ardvark, or do I go one step further and be the responsible?
Just go Arty.
Art.
And I tell the rest of the family to drop Thor too, because honestly, Thor is an all-time nickname.
If you can live up to it, what's up Oregon.
So that's the ruling.
Do I retire Thor or keep feeding the legend?
Yeah, look, man, it's not your kid.
And so if the mom who named it hates the nickname where you're trying to, like, I'm totally, I love the name.
I'm totally on her side
and I would say
based on like the creativity
and fun you had with that email
that
I think this email is very revealing
of your personality
and that
you kind of think it's like hilarious
and funny and the whole thing
but yes to Kyle's point you also get it
and I don't know man
I mean if I had a kid
I'm not even the mom
obviously
but if I had a kid and then
somebody else decided that my kid's name
was something else
yeah it's called
it's like what
no hold on just the same to
Brian in it
yeah
you're
you got to let this one go
and he doesn't have to go
and tell the whole family even though he was the genius
that came up with his nickname right the brother is also
in the family so it's a brother's job to be like
hey just got this word from HQ
just sending this
memo out to everyone. That's not your job as the uncle, right? Um, so yeah, I think he might be.
He started the whole thing. He started it, but he didn't tell everyone like, hey, guess what?
Here, I got a great idea. He was probably just, you know, on a, on a like a little nephew, uncle,
kid excursion and he came out with it there. So I don't know. I think, I think it could totally
be that the actual father of the kid could come on and tell his side of the family, you know,
that's like, that's what you have to do. And they're their in-laws. Like, if you got to,
the person who is on that side of the family
has to get the message out to them
so yeah I just go with
whatever he I'd leave it up to the dad
and just go with whatever he says
so the vice president there
I agree
um
you know the thing the thing is though
Arthur and Thor
that those two dudes are growing up
to be two totally different people right
like I kind of strive to like your name
developed yeah yeah exactly
your name
kind of like get you into a lane, right?
You know, depending on what, like,
if you have an artsy, weird name,
you're likely going to be more artsy, right?
If you have like a normal kind of name,
like, you know,
like famous people have kind of,
I don't know,
they grow up differently.
So if this guy grows up as Thor,
like,
I just,
maybe that's,
that's,
the other thing is like,
you're,
you're kind of like shaping the way
that this kid could potentially grow up
and like maybe the mom's nervous of that.
At the end,
like,
if the parents don't like it,
like,
that's the end.
Like,
you kind of have to back off.
And it's not, it's innocent enough for me.
It's not his fault.
Like, it's just in good fun.
And of course, the kid's going to like the nickname.
It's Thor.
He's getting gifts from it and it sounds cool, but you just kind of have to drop it.
Like, if he's, you know, older and still wants to keep, you know, be called that or something,
he gets a call back to it maybe.
But, like, he's so young right now where, of course he's going to like it.
Like, you're the fun uncle and you're giving him stuff.
And, you know, everyone's kind of, everyone gets excited when they say Thor.
But I think you got to, I think you got to back off.
And also, family nicknames don't necessarily need to leave, like, the house.
Doesn't need to, like, go into.
the uh into the world like i go i went to some of my buddy's house in high school and like you know
mom's calling him bow and boo and bug like just different names and i'm like for different people i'm
like what he's like oh yeah it's just how i grew up and it's like he didn't come into school
and introduce himself as boo but uh so i learned that the hard way a little bit because i my
oldest daughter i call her cheese she likes cheese and she has like this really incredibly
cute cheesy smile right so we call her cheese okay and i and i started calling her that at daycare
and then people started calling her cheese.
And my wife's like, you can't call her a cheese.
Like, this is like, this is not going to be a thing that's going to catch on.
So I kind of had to, I kind of had to stop doing that, which was a little, at least in public.
So you're right, Kyle.
You got to kind of be careful.
I've never met an accountant named Meadow.
So.
And if you're thinking about like, can you imagine what your brother's dealing with?
at home so you're just inviting some version of like some extra conflict you know there's going to
be conflict it's unavoidable in a marriage uh don't do this to him where now you've created another
conflict where the wife is clearly like this sucks i don't i name my kid something your brother
doesn't get to rename him um i think the cheese lesson is a good one in here you know
I mean, do you want your dog?
Like, you like to call her that.
Do you want kids calling up when she's in high school and be like his cheese home?
Although she probably has a cell phone.
Yeah.
Probably no house phone.
So you wouldn't even know.
That'll do it for us today.
Thanks to Oregon, zero effort.
No.
Well, all the, I like when he just checks in.
So we know he's there.
Takes a while to like turn this thing on now.
You got to be, if you stay ready, I'm not ready.
I'm not got to get ready.
I'm not ready.
There you go.
All right.
I'm not just going to sit here in silence the whole time, though.
How are you feeling about those yanks?
Love it.
Can't get enough of it, yeah.
Big series this weekend, Blue Jays.
Big series.
Big series.
North of the border.
In New York, but.
No, I'm just a rivalry.
Goes beyond.
It goes beyond borders.
What do you think is going?
on? Who do you think is having a tougher time with, like, foreigners right now, Toronto,
New York City?
Hmm.
I don't know. I just, I just, I just, oh, Mike, come on. I, I've never been in Toronto. I don't
know. Does New York have a problem? Is that a thing? Oh, no. I don't know. I don't even know. I just,
I don't know. I guess some of the people that, um, I don't even know what I was doing there.
We're getting emails asking about that. Yeah, just trying to put you in a spot. Yeah, we have a lot.
We have a lot of policy on that for next spot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a
different file, our policy pod, what we're going to do. Thanks to Kyle. Thanks to
Sarudy. Thanks to Oregon. Thanks to Jonathan Frius. We are a video podcast on the Spotify app.
You can check us out on YouTube as well. Ryan and the podcast, Ringer, Spotify, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Moving forward. They were going to name me Michael Jordan. My dad was like, I don't think
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