The Ryen Russillo Podcast - Kawhi’s Reminder Game and Cade’s Arrival. Plus, NFL Draft Best- and Worst-Case Scenarios With Danny Kelly and Danny Heifetz.
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On today's episode of the podcast, I love that the playoffs are here. Tales from the Couch, playoff style, all those hours, basketball's real, all those fucking
hours.
Sorry I swore so early.
Apologize to the kids in the car and to the parents.
But let's get into it.
Kauai's huge night, Jokic's bad night.
Some thoughts on that. What's's huge night, Jokic's bad night. Some thoughts on that.
What's happening defensively against Jokic?
Also Cade Cunningham, a rival game.
Do I get a little carried away in the open?
Perhaps, but I don't think I do.
And then Jalen Brunson took a lot of shots.
Were they all good ones?
We're going to talk NFL Draft a couple days away.
It is real.
There's clocks on televisions right now.
Danny Hyfitz, Danny Kelly, part of our draft coverage.
They have a podcast and we'll go through a bunch of exercises
talking about the first round and life advice.
We start Tuesday with a little playoff,
Tales from the Couch.
The Clippers even up the series in Denver.
One apiece.
Kawhi Leonard, responding the way he always has historically.
39 points, 15 to 19.
He started the game 12 to 13.
It was just stupid.
It was just the stupid Kawhi can get
to wherever he wants to get.
He's gonna pull up.
He's gonna hit the shots over the top of you.
Incredibly efficient and a great response
after the seven turnovers in game one,
including the one turnover you just never expect.
Like Jamal Murray's gonna slap the ball away from you
and it's gonna be a turnover.
So at 103, 102, uh, just classic Kawhi, just how smart he is with everything.
Not that, you know, this makes him the most brilliant basketball player of all
time, but just really simple things.
He's got it at the top.
He sees Westbrook sliding over to his left.
He figures anything to that side.
I'm going to be doubled.
He's got Harden in the right corner. He knows the defender can't help off of Harden. So he figures out like, look, let me just get away.
Let me get away from where the traffic will be.
And if I can get to my spot, pull up and hit the shot.
And he does so 105, 102 at 55 seconds left though, ceiling.
That was when he hit the shot at 55 seconds.
A little later on, Denver just scrambling on another
offensive possession where it looks like a mess.
Don't worry.
I'll get to your kitchen his night here and you know, I'll get to your kitchen. I'll get to your kitchen. I'll get to your kitchen. That was when he hit the shot at 55 seconds. A little later on, Denver just scrambling
on another offensive possession where it looks like a mess.
Don't worry, I'll get to Jokic in his night here.
And Jokic throws the ball up in the air.
It's his seventh turnover.
And guess who steals it?
It's Kawhi.
Who Kawhi, because of Denver,
one, it was either Christian Brown and Westbrook
just watching and then losing sight of like,
hey, you gotta still kind of play to get into some space
or give Jokic some kind of play to get into some space or give
Yocuch some kind of passing lane. And look, I'm not blaming them for the pass because the pass was terrible.
But Kawhi was basically able to cover two guys and read the pass, which he had done earlier
in a different play where Yocuch facing a double team on one of his other turnovers
was looking for Aaron Gordon in the left corner and Kawhi just read it perfectly.
So part of its instincts, part of its bad spacing,
but ultimately it's the pass that Jokic cannot make.
Before I get back to Kawhi here,
I think there's at least some time should be spent
on what's happening to Jokic.
Seven turnovers, five of them were awful.
Looked and began this morning. Four were against double teams.
I mean, just strange stuff.
Like the Watson one where he just threw it to nobody
way over his head.
He had another play too where the shot clock,
he thought the shot clock was about to expire
and then he just threw it up.
He also is missing free throws.
I don't know what's going on.
He had two huge free throw misses,
like back to back free throws.
Like at the line, you never think he's gonna miss two. He missed two in a huge spot in game one.
That is forgotten because they win. But right now he's 10 to 16 from the free throw line in this
series. So he took a bunch of shots in game one. He only took 16 last night. His second two-point
attempt in the game was in the third quarter. That was also when he was taking his first free throws.
So the double team part of this,
and I'm wondering, you know,
that's always the fear with go-kitches.
Well, if you double them and you keep doubling them,
he's just going to read it
and then he's going to pick you apart.
So you're really, I mean, I think teams kind of argue
about how they want to go about this
and try to show them different things.
But what the Clippers are doing is they're doubling anything that's in the paint and they're doubling them on his first move, not on the catch.
He got stripped by Kawhi in the paint in the first half. You can tell that he's getting
frustrated with it. I don't know if it also becomes a Clippers thing where, hey, if Westbrook
hits a couple threes like he did last night, we're okay with that. I know what Aaron Gordon's
numbers are in the corner. We're okay with that and Chris Dunn is able to harass Jamal Murray
enough that it slows them down like they're not just going to
be able to walk into their two man game, even though they're
still going to run that a million times as Yokech and
Murray, because that's just been the foundation who they are
in offense for such a long time.
It's still going to work sometimes, but we're not just
going to let you ease right into this all the time.
And then if Yokech stalls and makes some kind of move
or it's dribble now, we're just gonna help off
any of these shooters.
But even with all of that said,
Jokic can't have the turnovers that he had last night.
I mean, they were just, it's just shocking.
And I don't know where the frustration is coming from him.
And again, maybe a comfort level as the series continues
with the Clippers is like, we can start helping off
even more on some of this stuff.
Or if Jokic is gonna have some game
where he starts to realize what you're doing
and then being more prepared.
But he needs to be more prepared to take more shots.
He can't take 16 shots in the playoff game,
not with this group that's around him.
And he also needs to stop passing up the open threes.
I know he's done it his whole career.
We all wish he took more threes.
There's that look where he gets it,
but this is not December against Portland, man. It has to be a moment when you have that space
and you've shot it as well as you do from three this season. That's probably going to be the
best shot, but he likes to play out the possessions longer. It's hard to sit here and be like, hey,
maybe you need to tweak some of the stuff you're doing when he's the best player in the world. But in this series and the way the Clippers are
flying around defensively, there's a couple last night again, and we all know what they are. It's
like, you got to get that shot off there. He also had a play where when the Clippers had the ball,
Kawhi received the ball really deep and Murray was behind him. And then Kawhi turned around and made another shot
and Jokic was incensed.
And he was still so mad as he was bringing the ball up,
after an inbounds, after the make,
he was kind of galloping and he was just that mad.
And he's got his hands down and everything.
So a frustrating night for him and from him.
But with somebody like Jokic, when you're at that level,
it's the same as SGA having a bad game one.
I can be like, hey, is this guy that good?
You can find maybe that content somewhere else.
I did think we were getting the Jim Harden game.
You probably thought it too.
He started one of five in the first quarter. Some of the defensive stuff from like, come on, Jim.
What's going on, buddy?
I mean, in transition, if you're driving at him,
it must be the best feeling ever.
Be like, oh, this is awesome.
He's not going to do anything.
The times on defense are like, who are you guarding right now?
What's going on?
But to James' credit, four threes in the second and third quarter
did only take onerees in the second
and third quarter did only take one shot in the
fourth, but it was pretty clear Kawhi had it
going that Harden was providing spacing.
Um, even if that floater game from Harden is
just so frustrating cause you're still not
100% sure.
I mean, I think it goes in more often than I
think that it's going to go in.
Uh, and it was also important that norm
Powell got involved a little bit because he only
had two makes through three quarters and then had some big shots there in the fourth quarter.
So Kawhi finishes with 30, excuse me, 39 as we said at the top.
So that's his 36th 30 point playoff game in his last 81 playoff games, which I think is
the important note because you know, in the beginning, he was not somebody they were looking
to get 30 from when he was at the Spurs the first few years, but he
always seems to respond.
Not that you'd be sitting here doubting him, but it's a nice little reminder
because of the Paul George transaction, which I know is kind of annoying to bring
this into it, but I think it's always something that I remind myself of as SGA
is running around an OKC and there's all these draft picks, you're like, yeah, but if you're sitting there and you're Laurence Frank and you
go, if I trade for George, I know I'm getting Kawhi and despite Kawhi being in
street clothes so many years in a row while the playoffs are going on, a nice
little reminder of why a team would go all in on somebody like that because he
was spectacular last night.
Okay.
Detroit evens the series in New York
after a disastrous fourth quarter, 21-0 run by the Knicks,
the building's on fire, you see the separation.
Granted, look, I think the Knicks are gonna win this series,
but this was an incredible response
from a Pistons team that is young,
this is new for them,
and also ends a ridiculous losing streak in the playoffs.
They have not won a playoff game or had not won a playoff game
since the 2008 series against the Celtics.
15 straight losses in the playoffs.
That was the longest.
Active streak in NBA history. This is a team that had made it to six straight Eastern Conference Finals,
just to put that in perspective, I don't think the Bucs will be swept.
Okay, Bucs fans, take it easy.
In the sensitive off series in the East between Indiana and Milwaukee.
Just imagine if you said to the Bucs fan base, you get swept. And this is a franchise that's
made it to nine straight post seasons. You get swept in 25,
your next, your next playoff win is going to be in 2042. Now
with the honest, that's that's impossible. But just the
premise, this these reminders of what these droughts can be like.
And I'm reminded of every year in the NFL playoffs,
where you're going like, when's the last time that team,
like, how does it go 20 plus years from multiple franchises?
Especially that sport too, right?
But in the NBA for a Pistons team that,
I wouldn't say is the standard,
but still a franchise with some really good history and a track record of like when they won that last game in, in 2008,
it's like, Hey, your next one's going to be in 2025.
He's like, well, that's impossible.
That can't actually happen.
And that's exactly what happened.
So how did it happen?
Kate Cunningham.
Now I want to talk about Kate a little bit here because he was so good last night.
And I'll get into some of the stuff that he was doing that even if this series
doesn't work out for Detroit, right.
This is just another part of the runway that started last year with Kate
becoming statistically what you'd hope you would get with the number one overall
pick, but then in this moment in New York to respond, go for 30.
It just is a great feeling because of all of these teams
searching for somebody, especially when you have the
opportunity to draft that high, like is there a chance
that we're getting a guy?
Now there's tiers to guys.
And I'd say whatever that important like first tier
that you have to get to, he is there.
Now, is he a guy, right? Different emphasis on the guy. And I'd say whatever that important like first tier that you have to get to, he is there.
Now, is he a guy, right? Different emphasis on the pronunciation of that. You know, that is a whole
another level. If we're talking about that, which I do talk about often is how many people actually
change the course of your franchise and make you think you have a chance to be a title contender.
I mean, that's completely different. And that's not even, I'm not moving the goalpost here on Detroit.
I'm just trying to talk about Kate in the sense of like what
Detroit potentially has.
Because we had touched on this before.
I think Bill and I, but we never fully, it was almost like we were doing a prep
for a show, but we didn't actually do this on the show, but he always talks
about, you know, who has the belt.
And I think it's a really interesting way
to look at the top players in the NBA.
It's like, who's the best player in the league at that time
and how long was his run?
Almost like heavyweight champs.
And so if you think about who we have now in the game
that either has had the belt
or could potentially have the belt.
I mean, Kawhi is somebody that at one point had it. I don't know that he's ever going to have it again,
but it sure looked like it last night. Clearly, Janis has had it. I don't know that he has it now.
I think most of us would give it to Jokic. SGA is going to win MVP, I imagine. So that's three,
right? Available belt contenders still. Could Janis be the best player in the world again? Yeah,
maybe. I mean, it's going to be tough to pass to pass. Yo, kids gonna be tough for anybody too, but SJ's in that conversation
So there's three I think Luca is four and this is really asking like could any of these guys potentially be the best player
In the world. I think aunt is at least on the list as far as a discussion
I don't know that Tatum will ever be the single best player in the world
But he was even better this year,
even though I know everybody wants to shit on him at the playoff shooting the
last couple of years. I think Wembe's probably added to this.
If you look at the GM poll, he won, who would you most want to build around?
Which is fair. That can also be really misleading.
I always like to remind people that in 2016, the GM poll,
48% of voters of general managers in the NBA
said that they would want to build their franchise
around Kat.
That's a real thing that did happen.
So how long can you go before you just start naming guys
that are like kind of good and young?
Paolo's probably worth a mention in the course,
clearly Wemba Nyama.
I don't know if Cade's on the Palo line.
Maybe it feels like, hey,
Cade should be right there with Palo.
That's fine.
I wouldn't push back on any of that.
But that's at least in play to be mentioned
as another potential guy.
I mean, that's asking a lot to be like,
hey, can he be the best guy in the world
just because he had 30 in game too?
That's not really what I'm doing here.
But it's just this awesome feeling of like,
hey, they got it right with the number one pick.
It was a little bumpy statistically in the beginning.
I also think maybe we need to be a little bit
more accepting of point guards coming into the NBA
and how long it takes them to figure some of this stuff out. But what I loved about last
night's game is just his pace and how quick he was and how
decisive he was when they get out and run and he's just
leading the break. Like that's a lot to deal with with a guy
with his handle, his size, his athleticism, and I'm not
talking about like him being ant athletic, but when when
you're one on one with him in transition,
good luck.
I mean, OG is really the only chance
for the Knicks physically that can keep up with him.
So of his 21 shot attempts last night,
I looked at how hard he worked the switches
and how hard he would attack when it was a non-OG possession.
Seven of the shots were against OG,
four against Jaylen Brunson, four against Bridges,
two against Hart, two against Kat, four against Jaylen Brunson, four against Bridges, two against Hart,
two against Kat, two against Mitchell.
So only seven of the 21 shot attempts last night
were against OG.
And OG does, by the way, when he gets switched,
when he's hunting somebody else
and OG has switched off of him,
OG does a great job of getting back into the play
defensively to give you a chance.
But with Cade with the size
and seeing over the top of everybody,
this wasn't even the biggest assist night from Cade.
It's just still so much to deal with.
And then on top of that, when you look at the decisions, uh, decisions is usually how
it's pronounced for Bickerstaff on how he wants to close.
Like we know it's Dern.
We know it's Beasley who had a chance to hit the nail in the coffin.
Three missed it.
I just hesitate with guys that have to negotiate
with their coach on whether or not they can do a shimmy.
And coach was like, can you do it when they call a timeout
so that way you can get back on defense instead of shimmying?
It's like, coach, it's kind of my shit though.
So yeah, that's an aside on Beasley.
We'll leave that one alone.
But the Schroeder part of this
clearly makes Cade's life easier.
And so if you look at the Assar Schroeder decision for Bickerstaff, it was made for him last night
because Assar fouls out. Went over the six fouls. First one was a collision, whatever. Second one
was a good foul. The third foul was Brunson stopping on a cut. Asar is behind
him. I don't think that should ever be called. If you want to just stop before you would get to the
ball on a cut and the guy, you know, you're break checking dudes, that should never be a foul.
The fourth one was stupid where their arms got tangled up. The fifth foul was egregiously terrible
against Asar. He just beat him to the spot. Brunson fell down and then they just give him the foul.
And then he hit Brunson. When Brunson upfaked from the three-point line, you're going to get
that call every time. That one didn't bother me as much. It was a little interesting too,
to see people kind of notice the Brunson foul baiting part of it. Dude, I'm telling you,
last night's not even that bad based on Brunson's standards. But because Asar's fouling out,
based on Brunson's standards. But because Asar is fouling out, it was like there was a heightened awareness for all of it. And look, Asar in game one, when Brunson had that turnover going into the
scores table, Asar just, he just got to the spot, man. And I think Brunson was like more embarrassed
than he was mad about not getting a call. Although, you know, look, maybe thought he should have had a
call. I have a little bit more here on Brunson, but to
finish on that.
So you could think as Sauer might be the better spot
there defensively if he hadn't fouled out, but it's
very clear with Schroeder getting Kade off of the
ball and Schroeder, even though now he's assigned
to Brunson, like he doesn't like him.
He doesn't like Dennis.
Like they don't like each other.
That's probably good for Detroit because Schroeder
is just so motivated to try to stay
in the possession defensively against Brunson Brunson, 27 shots last night.
Very easy.
I saw some of it this morning of that's just too many shots.
You're right.
But you know, what's crazy about the 27.
I went through him again this morning.
I'd say 21 of the 27 shots are good.
So that's not 27 and being gross.
It's just, Hey, this is what's happening. And he's so good offensively.
I would grade out 21 of those 27 shots as good shot decisions.
Now the problem is, it's what's happening to everybody else.
What happened to the cat pick and pop stuff from three?
It's taken two and a half threes in this series.
Um, cat has also like, you know, Tobias Harris is going to shut you down.
That's a problem.
I don't know if there's anything to be gained from the Cat Mitchell minutes together because
that puts Dern on Mitchell and then you've got Harris on Cat, but Harris is winning more
of those one-on-one matchups against Kat than I think you would expect,
especially when he gets Kat turned around
and Kat is trying to post stuff from like 15 feet away.
And then, you know, you get anybody to take a turnaround,
that's kind of a win for you there.
So for Kat, zero makes in the second half,
zero shots in the fourth quarter.
So look, I still think the Knicks win the series,
but Brunson taking 27
shots, even if most of them are good.
It's just making them easier to defend because the whole point of cat is
stretching the floor and opening some of this stuff up.
And if he's not even taking those shots, it changes who the Knicks are on offense.
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Okay, looking at the board.
Nice little run lately here,
but I do not like the Pacers bucks.
I don't know what to do with that line.
I don't know how you take even the 14 and a half
with Memphis at OKC.
Honestly, forced to choose.
I don't even think laying the 14 and a half. I like, you could go, all right, I got this one wrong.
The next day you'd be okay with yourself
just because they may not even be able to figure out
how big to make that line.
Do you think Memphis responds?
I mean, SJ didn't play that well,
but I'm going to focus on the last game.
Minnesota plus five and a half.
This is a big number
for how these teams match up against each other.
And this is how I always look at these teams match up against each other.
And this is how I always look at the series where each game is connected.
I don't think Detroit necessarily wins game two.
If they don't blow game one, this is something that I would not debate with anyone.
These games are connected.
The outcome of the previous game heavily influences the next game, unless a team
completely is like overwhelmed, speaking of Memphis and next game, unless a team completely is overwhelmed,
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Let's talk some draft and let's do it
with a couple of the best here from the Ringer.
You can check out their podcast, the Ringer NFL Draft Show, as I was
listening to do some good positional stuff episode by episode and also the
Ringer Fantasy Football Show during this season. And you guys are, we're going to
be live in Chicago tonight. We've got Danny Highfitz and Danny Kelly, who've
been doing this for a little while. Is that true that live shows tonight?
Yeah. So the live show today's Tuesday, April 22nd. So yeah,
we're live in Chicago. We sold it out. So yeah, it's a fun,
fun draft show and then doing it Tuesday. So we don't put Deke
on a plane on Thursday and stress him out.
Right. Oh, all right. That makes a lot of sense. Um, both have
mock drafts that are up. Um, I gotta be honest with you, and I
guess maybe I'll just do a Danny and then a DK here on this one.
I felt Danny, it was a little rude to click on it, your mock, and then it would say if you want to see Danny Kelly's big board instead.
I just don't like the wording. It feels rude.
Yeah.
And it's like if you're a pick seven and you're on the fence about Hi-Fit stuff here, like don't worry,
we have this for you as well. I just think it needs to be phrased differently. It felt rude when I was on it this morning.
Yeah, that's actually a big part of my contract. I'm always making sure to be one spot above Hyphids on everything. Give, give everybody the option to read my stuff instead of Hyphids.
Is that a big part of it?
All right.
All right.
Well, we got that out of the way.
At least we could clear that up a little bit.
That's good advice though.
That's, that's some real life advice is just listen to me, but do whatever
DK says that's generally good.
Good thing to do.
Because there was definitely, I don't know, is I was looking at it this morning
and I was like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don whatever DK says. That's generally good, good thing to do.
Because there is definitely, I don't know,
as I was looking at it this morning,
let's try this exercise before I get like a little bit deeper
to how you guys are seeing both mocks.
Cause we both know the mocks.
The exercise is kind of like, however you think,
how many players in your grouping
should become first rounders.
So let's start with something easy here.
I want to go picks one through 10, 11 through 20, 21 through 32 players in that range.
Okay.
So the one to two range, the exercise here is I'll be shocked if this player is in a
stud from the one to 10 range, you can't pick Travis or Abdul Carter.
All right.
So we'll start with DK.
I mean, I think the easy answer here is Ashton Gentile
running back from Boise state. It would be shocking to me if he didn't end up being at
least a very good running back in the league. I mean, elite contact balance, good explosiveness
makes guys miss in a phone booth. Good in the passing game. He's basically as complete
of a running back as you can get. I think the one thing that maybe he doesn't have that
some of the most elite running back prospects of can get. I think the one thing that maybe he doesn't have that some of
the most elite running back prospects of the past have had is
like that extra gear, that home run gear.
But I think otherwise he has everything you're looking for.
Yeah, I mean, I think Gent is a Hall of Fame player with
the phrase of, I mean, not literally Hall of Fame, but Hall of
Fame. And when the stats meet the eye test,
like you watch Ashton Gentry, you're like,
oh, no one can tackle him.
I still think my favorite thing anyone said about Genty
is every time someone goes to tackle him,
it looks like they're getting electrocuted.
And then you go to look at the stats and you're like,
oh yeah, his yards after contact are more than anyone
just has yards period last season.
My favorite Genty stat is just that he had a thousand
rushing yards before he had a hundred carries,
which I still can't get over.
Yeah. And the thing is, is there's enough film probably against,
and I would ask you guys to jump in here with Gentie.
Is there enough in the Oregon game?
Is there enough in the Penn State game that you feel like it's not just about
the competition?
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, he, he rose to the occasion.
I thought even when they were playing some of the, like bigger teams some of the because obviously like playing a Boise State
The comp level competition is gonna be a question mark
but I thought like
Every team that he was playing all year knew he was going to be the centerpiece the focus of the offense and he still produced
every single game
You know, I so I think there are some I guess like ways to look at it
Like the the competition is a concern, but I think he did more than enough
against some of the, like the quote unquote big teams that I'm not too worried
about it.
And I think that's fair.
Rosilla, like we were talking about what if Genti sucks and we're gonna be like,
oh yeah, maybe we shouldn't have cared what he did versus Utah state.
But even the Penn state game, people were like, oh, we only had a hundred yards.
I'm like, they sold out to stop him.
Like he got the Derek Henry treatment in that game, and
I thought he still fared decently well, considering the
crazy disproportionate game plan they had since they had to
just stop him.
So, I mean, I am willing to just do the outlandish Walter
Payton esc comps for Gentie.
I think he's going to be incredible, but I also know that
he probably should have been lumped in with Hunter and
Carter. So, you know, I think honestly, I think he's going to be incredible. But I also know that he probably should have been lumped in with Hunter and Carter. So, you know, I think that honestly, I think this is the hardest one
is the one to 10. Weirdly, it feels almost harder to if you take gente out of it to find a fourth
guy that you're like, Oh yeah, he'll definitely be a guy. Yeah. The Penn State game. I felt great
about him after the fact, like there was nothing in there. It was like, oh, okay. You know, once, I mean, it really feels maybe with tight ends and receivers, it's more alarming when you see production against a lower
level, just because the separation is just easier, just easier to get off. And then when you'll see
somebody step up and you're like, uh-oh, like now he's going up against NFL corners. I think McShea
and I have talked a lot about too
with some of the tackles at the lower levels.
We're like, hey, it's just hard to look at all the film
if you're not going up against any of the dudes
that you expect to be drafted on day one,
like what are you really evaluating?
Because then you start getting into just technique
and everything.
I would throw in Jaylen Walker.
I'd be really surprised.
And it seems like you guys are split on him
in your mocks as well.
But if I can't go with Carter, quarterbacks we know are still a coin toss.
Clearly Travis would be the pick here.
If I'm going to do something different, I just love Walker so much.
And I felt like out of that group of the Georgia guys, his pursuit was incredible.
His ability to chase down guys, you just don't think.
So whether it's him being a little undersized and not being like the prototypical, look,
not everybody gets to be Miles Garrett, but I would be surprised if Walker's not making
plays if they just unleash him on Sundays.
I totally agree with that.
He's my 10th player on my big board.
I just think he's a really exciting, versatile,
kind of like a hybrid linebacker edge player.
You mentioned the closing speed, the pursuit.
He is special when it comes to,
he sees a play happening, he triggers down downhill
and closes on the quarterback or the ball carrier,
what have you, in an instant.
He's just so good.
I think he's a spark plug player for a defense
where he's gonna really energize everybody around him.
I think you can line him up and rush him off the edge.
At times, I think you can line him up off the ball.
He's the perfect type of player
for some of these hybrid defenses these days
that are kind of taking over the NFL,
where you have guys coming as blitzers
from every different angle on different downs
and the offense, the quarterback just never knows
where the pressure is gonna come from.
I think he's the perfect type of player for those defenses.
So yeah, he's one of my favorite players in this draft.
OK, let's go 11 to 20 range.
We'll start with high fits.
I don't know if I'm cheating.
It's funny when I was doing this, just looking at who's going to go where.
But I kind of just love Matthew Golden, the receiver from Texas.
I love Golden. I mean, even the 429, 40 yard dash, I know that's fake. His mom's a track star.
So I kind of think he just has incredible technique getting off the blocks
because his 10 yard split for Matthew Golden was like 98th percentile.
He did 10 yards in like a second and a half.
So I know that he's not really for to anything speed.
But generally speaking, if you're even in that range, it's usually like the money,
the moneyball conversation of where we sell in jeans. We played baseball in that range, it's usually like the money, the moneyball conversation of
what we sell in jeans. We played baseball like, oh, it's
like these fast guys. Imagine when we teach him to play
receiver. And then I think you look at Matthew Cole. You
know what I mean? It's like, oh, what if you know exactly
right, right. And I look at Matthew Golden and I'm like, oh,
so he is a route runner. He has wiggle. He has tempo. He
can find the ball when it's in the air. He can be plays big
like he goes and gets the ball. He can catch through contact. He can become a ball carrier quickly. I don't
think he's the greatest yards at the catcher receiver ever, but he can convert quickly
to okay. The basketball thing of do you close your eyes? You kind of know where everyone
is on the court. He kind of does that when he has the ball at his hands and also he can
return kicks. And I'm like, on top of all that, most importantly, Matthew Golden was
clutch.
Like he was the guy he was for that Texas team when they needed a play. And you look at all that together. And the through line
for that to me is I think Matthew Golden, just all those skills together.
I just feel like the game goes a little slower for him, which you just never hear or think
about when you hear four, two, nine speeds. So even if you call four or four, I don't
care that speed combined with all these like little things usually hear about receivers
that, Oh, well it's four or five, five or six speed, but he can do all this.
I just like Matthew Golden.
I don't think I want him on my fantasy team, but I absolutely think he's like an excellent number two receiver going forward.
Yeah, I think the thing you're talking about there is kind of the Xavier Worthy conversation because there's a reason why Worthy went behind other guys because he wasn't the complete receiver.
And then you see Kansas City get really creative with them. I know I've talked about this before,
but everybody was losing their minds week one of the NFL watching him being like, how do you look?
And it's like, well, he wasn't the most complete guy. And I think there are a lot of dudes that
are just incredibly flashy and they're off the charts numbers-wise. You just don't know if
they're the most complete receivers. Because a lot of times in college and high school, they can just
rely on that speed the whole time so they don't have to worry about the rest of wise. You just don't know if they're the most complete receivers because a lot of times in college and high school, they can just rely on that speed the whole time.
So they don't have to worry about the rest of it.
But it does feel like he has been throughout
the pre-draft process, somebody that has become
everybody's favorite receiver outside of Travis Hunter.
All right, DK, what do you got?
I went with Jahad Campbell,
the linebacker edge rusher from Alabama.
I just feel like it's hard to see him not being a productive,
good player on a defense wherever he ends up, whether that's off, coming off the edge as a pure pass rusher or maybe doing a little bit of both lining up, you know, in the secondary or whatever, in the second level.
I like this guy because he's really long. He's really twitchy, really explosive. He has a nose for the football. I mean, he had 117 tackles last year, 65 stops according to PFF, which was second in the
FBS.
So he's always around the ball, has a really good feel for sifting through the trash and
finding the football.
And I think he has really untapped potential as just a pure edge rusher.
He was recruited as a five-star edge rush guy to Alabama, kind of got stuck behind a
bunch of really good pass rushers, bunch of first round style pass rushers there.
And so kind of just decided to play a different position. He, he has, he offers that hybrid
skillset, but I think he could be really good both as a linebacker and as an edge rusher,
whatever he ends up doing, or maybe he does a little bit of both at the next level.
And if you look, if you see him, he kind of has the physique of like a miles Garrett. He's not
quite as big as miles Garrett, but I'm like, this guy is just a rare, rare athlete, um, playing defense.
So I really like him.
I'll go with Tyler Warren.
I think it's insane.
Kelly has him 19th in this mock draft.
I think he's going to end up going higher than that.
Yeah.
I think it'll go top 10 probably.
What's your hesitation?
Well, I think my hesitation is the history of tight ends in the first round is pretty
grim in terms of the return on investment for a lot of teams.
If you look at first round tight end, some of the best tight ends in the NFL are all
like second rounders and lower.
And then, so I think there's that.
I think the fact that he never tested in this pre-draft process, we don't really know exactly
how fast he is that could throw teams off a little bit.
The tight end position, generally speaking,
is just not considered a premium position.
And I think he's still a work in progress
a little bit as a blocker.
So I personally do believe he will go high.
And I think I've got him in my final mock draft,
which is going to publish tomorrow.
I've got him going to the Colts at 14.
So I guess a little bit higher.
But he is one of the, quote unquote, blue chip players in this class. In my opinion, it's just a matter of whether teams see tight end
as, as a huge difference making position. Okay. So the last third essentially here of
the first round, high fits, give us a name. I feel like I'm cheating here, but I also
just think of Mecca Bucca from Ohio state. Like I just, I, and this is kind of similar
to Matthew Golden. So maybe I'm cheating, but I feel like Ibuka is funny to me
because I don't think anyone thinks it will be a superstar,
but I don't I have yet to find anyone who thinks Ibuka will
fail in the NFL and we don't have that term like prototypical
number two receiver.
Like we just talk about like a prototypical number one.
Ibuka is a number prototypical number two.
Like he could block.
I think he's a power slot. He's versatile. He could do anything. And I'm such a sucker, a sap for
all like the intangible stories. I love that he was a five-star recruit who was going to
trade, you know, all these guys transferred to a better high school to get better offers.
And he was like, I want to stay with my teammates. I want to ride or die with these guys. I'm
such a sucker for that. I'm a sucker for returning to Ohio State and getting the championship.
So maybe I'm a total sap,
but to the point of your question of like,
if this guy fails, who would you be shocked?
I would be shocked if Ibuka didn't make it.
Yeah, I feel like he was.
Oh no, that's a terrible response.
Oh no, long pause, oh no.
Heavy sigh.
I'm with you because I think it's the floor part of it. But he also feels like he's lost in all of these other high profile Ohio State prospect names.
Yeah.
Over the last few years. And you know, from the jump, I don't know, it's almost like people got
bored with how steady he was. So he's just not talked about like the rest of these guys.
I went defensive side of the football.
I'm going to South Carolina,
one of my favorite units to watch play all season long.
And that's even worry who look,
he's in every single play.
He's disrupting everything.
He might not even go in the first round,
but he runs a four three eight.
It was at the combine.
It wasn't a pro day 40 time.
And I think he's a nasty dude. On top of whether he's
getting in to break up passes, his, I wouldn't even call it like run support. Like sometimes just
absolutely selling out and blowing up something you're trying to do on the sidelines. He was
somebody when you watch South Carolina games and there was a lot of guys that get really excited
about on the defensive side of the football, But he was just, it felt like constantly, constantly being
involved in a presence throughout.
So, uh, look, I don't even know if he goes in the first round.
I just can't imagine watching him and playing and having that mentality.
And then I'm just sucking in the NFL.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I think he will go in the first round because he is truly actually literally
maybe one of the most athletic safeties ever.
According to some of his testing times, his relative athletic score, he's probably the
most athletic player at his position they've ever measured and he's big long. I like how he brings
kind of that intimidation factor that over the middle of field. You don't have a ton of safeties
in the NFL nowadays that have that intimidating sort of presence. So he's definitely a guy I really like.
I think he could be a guy that the Seahawks look at too,
in the first round.
All right. Do you have one for us, Danny?
I do. I'm going back to the running back while here,
Amarian Hampton.
I just feel like there's no way that he is bad in the NFL.
He's just going to be a rock solid, high volume,
tackle breaking running back for whatever team picks him in that 20
to like the last third of the first round.
I think maybe Denver takes him in the first round and he just turns into the next Mark
Ingham for Sean Payton.
Explosive accelerator, which I love about him, he'll sit there and get stopped and then
just explode through a hole, through a gap, explode past like a big group of guys.
Um, he, he breaks a ton of tackles. He, he pinballs kind of through the line, just like really hard to bring him down.
Um, I think he's reliable in the passing game.
He's not necessarily an elite pass catcher, but he's good enough to be on
swing passes, screens, things like that.
Um, and yeah, he's just an all around back with a ton of experience, son of
carries, and I think, uh, you know, other than like injury or whatever,
I think there's no way this guy's gonna be bad in the NFL.
Let's be negative.
Same exercise, same tiers of picks here.
What would be the dumbest thing a team could do
in the top 10?
We'll start with Hyde Fitz.
So I'm pretty dumb.
So how do you want like really dumb or how dumb do you want?
Like dumbest truly?
Let's say it's a possibility that this could happen
Did I ruin your
Because I was thinking about what's the thing that would get flamed at the most and I was like the Giants taking Ashton
Genti like I just think that's the funniest possible thing is is after the Saquon wins the Super Bowl at the Eagles,
if the Giants took Ashton Gentry over Abdul Carter,
I think that that is the dumbest thing that can happen.
Because it wouldn't be shocking, right?
Like, he's such a good player.
But also, I would be really dumb.
I totally get what you're saying,
but I'll just, as an aside,
continue what I said before the season,
and look dumber as the season played out,
but the principle's still the same.
What was the point of the Giants having Saquon Barkley?
So good for him, and I know it's embarrassing for Giants fans and Eagles fans in your life.
They're giving you shit the entire time.
And he did something that is pretty rare in today's game being a running back that was
dictating wins, wins in the playoffs.
That's really not how any of these teams are built anymore. So I am defensive about Joe Shane and their decision to go,
why are we paying a running back a ton of money
when we're not really even that good?
As embarrassing as it may be, spending the pick on them
and seeing ownership come in and be like,
it's really gonna suck if we see him in it.
And he was like, I understand all the punch lines.
The fundamental point for me has never changed
that they shouldn't have been paying Saquon Barkley
for where they were as a franchise.
I mean, imagine if they had kept him
and then they win one more game, maybe,
and then everyone just makes fun of them
for paying the running back.
Yeah, well, I guess, all right, so if they take Gentile,
then people are gonna find a way
to shit on them all over again. Yeah. Yeah. It probably will be what happens. All right. Kelly, what do you got?
Um, I look at the, there's some mocks that, and this is actually turning into sort of like a common thing. Jackson Dart in the top 10 to the Saints specifically. I just feel like as just disaster written all over it. Not that I don't think he could end up developing into a good quarterback down the line
I think he's just one of those players that is gonna need some time to develop. He's gonna need some time to
It's just a projection right now whether he can learn to be in a progression passing game, you know
Go through his reads right now with offense that we saw Ole Miss is just you know
One read get the ball out or go scramble and kind of be a playmaker
So I just think there's a ton of projection that goes into Jackson Darts game.
And I just don't think the Saints are really a team right now that is constructed to give
a quarterback a great chance of success, especially a quarterback like Jackson Darts.
So it's like they have issues on the offensive line.
The receiver core is barren at this point.
I mean, assuming Olave is, I don't know what's going to happen with Olave going
forward. I don't know. They just don't seem like a team right now that can drop a quarterback in
there, especially a developmental type quarterback like Jackson Dart and have success in the NFL.
So I think that one to me has disaster written all over it.
Trey Lockerbie With the car injury, you're seeing
this happen a little bit. Where you're seeing Chidor in there, you're seeing this happen a little bit where seeing
Chidor in there, you just brought up Jackson.
I gotta be honest with you, this feels very dismissive of Spencer Radler.
Sure.
Maybe he's the future there.
Who knows?
The dumbest thing already happened.
It's the Patriots ending up with the fourth pick instead of the first pick.
Of all the years for it to break out this
way and there's a team that is going to take a quarterback in front of them, so you still think,
okay. And then it's like, no, I just don't envision any scenario where Hunter or Carter are available
with that fourth pick. And Will Campbell was really good at LSU. I don't know if you're taking
somebody that's going to anchor and you're expecting you're
taking a left tackle fourth overall with his resume. You're expecting like not just anchoring
the left side of your offensive line for 10 years. You're talking about somebody that you can game
plan with because he's so dominant. And I don't know, I feel like the highest his hype ever was
was the summer going into 24.
Really?
And I'm not, I'm not like knocking it.
It just feels like this is, if you're at four,
you really hope you're not drafting for need.
And because they won that last game of the season,
that's what could happen here.
Okay, 11 to 20, dumbest scenarios.
Who wants to go first?
I can throw one out here. Go for it. This is kind of a Homer pick here.
Cause I'm a Seahawks fan, but Seahawks not taking offensive linemen in the first
round is gonna, I can already tell I'm already getting kind of mad about it.
Um, yeah, just like preemptive anger is,
is forming in my stomach right now because they didn't do anything
to basically augment or like fix our offensive line.
They had a bunch of guys come in, they ended up not signing any of them in free agency.
And now they've kind of painted themselves into a corner a little bit, I think, in having
to take an offensive line.
I mean, they've had one of the worst offensive lines over the last, it feels like a decade.
I don't know exactly how long it's been, but I can't remember the last time the CX had a good offensive line.
And we're going into this next season with a quarterback in Sam Darnold, who is pressure
sensitive. It's really going to help him a lot if the offensive line is giving him protection,
helping him have that extra beat to get the throw off. And I just feel like Darnold, especially
among quarterbacks, is one of those guys that if pressure's coming consistently,
he's just, it's gonna not go well for him.
So I'm already getting mad that the Seahawks
didn't take an offensive lineman when they pick first.
Okay.
Hyphets?
The dumbest possible thing that could happen
in the entire draft is if the Falcons just take
Shider Sanders, they just take another quarterback.
You know? It's not Pennex, Sanders, they just take another quarterback. You know?
Sad Pennex, Kirk Cousins just take another quarterback.
You know, just cats in the wall.
You got to find one.
Yeah, it's always Sonny Stel.
Just keep adding them.
No, I know that that won't really happen, but I will lose my mind if the Falcons don't
take a defensive lineman.
I mean, this is a team that's dead last in sacks in the last 10 years, less five years,
less three years.
The whole Falcons collapse, blown lead meme.
It's just the Falcons not having a pass rush.
They didn't have a pass rush in the Super Bowl. They blew to Tom Brady. Atlanta's not had a great
pass rusher since John Abraham 15 years ago. I believe the Falcons don't have anyone who's had
seven sacks post-COVID. It's been four or five seasons since the Falcons even had anyone get to
eight sacks in a year. And so if Atlanta does not take a pass rusher in this draft, I'll lose my mind. But the funniest thing
would be if they just took a quarterback again.
I'll make mine quicker. So we can get to the last I think as
a rock who being available at 21 would be a mistake. All right,
the edge guy of Boston College, I think he's just a little off
the radar in computers, because it's such a stacked edge class.
And maybe if we just stay on the topic and
not specific to him, but when I go through the mocks and look
at the stuff, and I just think about how I feel about some of
the guys, I'm like, I think I'd be okay taking the seventh edge
guy. And instead of because you can kind of mess with yourself a
little bit, be like, we're getting the seventh best guy at
this position. Well, if there was a draft where you should
still feel good about it in the late 20s,
I would rather do that than maybe the fourth option to tackle here. And there's very specifically
some positions here where there's a fear of not having anybody available in the second or
third round. I think some of the offensive linemen stuff is certainly true with a lot of that,
but there's just so many edge guys. You can maybe even just
claim defensive line overall if we're going to some of the big dudes that are going to be going
in the 20s as well. I don't know that I would let that bother me if you feel like you're getting
the seventh graded guy to position because I think that specific position, there's just so much
talent in this. All right, I'll go first on 21 to 32. If Millrow goes in the first round,
I will question that team's scouting.
Yeah, what if someone trades into the first round
to take Millrow?
They're giving up picks to get back in there, yeah.
I had that one circled as well.
I think Heifetz and I are both probably higher on Millrow
than most people, but even I would be a little bit concerned
if you trade up into
the first round or take him in the first round just because, again, that's just such a long
development arc for him that you have to bake in.
I know he's an awesome athlete, but just not going to be ready to go right away.
I loved having Quincy Avery on not that long ago talking about Jalen Hurts.
Jalen Hurts was a really limited guy coming out of college and it's okay to admit it. And I love that Quincy because that first year when they're winning games,
I was still kind of like, I don't really know how much she's doing though. And Quincy who has
worked with him, who's his guy was like, well, that first year, like this wasn't the full palette.
Even though it is odd that after a Superbowl win, it feels like people are kind of dissing them all
over again. Like whatever he is, like it's okay.
It's, it's a bit like I'm going to Bill Simmons, you guys here and find a way to talk about Jason Tatum.
It's okay that Jason Tatum's not the best player in the world.
It's going to be okay.
Right.
Right.
It's okay that Jalen Hurts is probably not really like consistent top five quarterback in the NFL, but on top of everything else that they do, I would be shocked.
And I would say I'm surprised about Hertz and who he's become, but I would be
absolutely shocked if Millrow is somebody who's starting like multiple seasons,
you know, the guy that gets another contract.
Um, so, so cut this one.
And if I ended up being wrong, but I just did not see, I did not see a guy at
Alabama that I would be like, Hey, let's trade into the first and risk all of our So cut this one if I end up being wrong, but I just did not see a guy at Alabama
that I would be like, hey, let's trade into the first
and risk all of our jobs.
Because I mean, the first year
that the offensive coordinator has him,
if you're actually like taking him in the first round,
that guy, I hope he's running.
I'm gonna piggyback off of the Hertz discussion
and the dumbest thing to me that's gonna happen
in that range of the first round
is one of these very talented talented and I don't have anyone
specifically in mind but this happens every year where someone who I think
the draft consensus really likes ends up falling a little bit. One of these
top one of the beloved draft Twitter people is going to fall to 32 to the
Eagles and the Eagles are gonna take take them. And we're all going to be really excited that the Eagles got a great player.
Yeah.
Like Derek Carmen goes to the Eagles.
Yeah.
Like it's going to be someone that everyone loves.
And for whatever reason, whether maybe it's like some injury red flag or
something that we don't really know about yet, he falls to 32 and the Eagles are
like, all right, well I'll take them.
And he's going to turn into like a pro bowl player every year.
Okay. That is perfect.
Cause you're basically saying no matter what happens,
everyone is going to like the Eagles pick. Yes. Uh, all right.
So if it's, we need one more from you, correct?
Yeah, I just think, I just think a team like saints, giants, Browns,
take your pick trading back up for Tyler Shuck
in the first round.
If the Eagles trade back five spots
and still get Derek Harmon, but then the Browns, Giants,
Eagles get Tyler Shuck with that 30 second pick
just to get the fifth year option.
I know Todd McShay loves him by University of Richmond Brethren
with Todd and Mensch.
But I know Jeremiah and Todd came on this week
and talked about how the age stuff didn't bother them
with Tyler Shuck.
It bothers me.
I don't like that Tyler Shuck was in the same recruiting class as Trevor Lawrence.
Tyler Shuck is the oldest quarterback prospect in this draft.
He's the most injured and the least experienced.
And I am, but I also genuinely think that on some team sports, he will be second or third, probably third.
And so I think that if the Saints go up and get Dart,
maybe at the Viking spot at 24th,
I think there are some teams that might be looking at Chuck
with that Eagle spot at 32.
And I will not be a fan.
What kind of grade do you have on Alan Bowman?
Let's be even worse.
All right, give me a player you are on an island about.
Everybody thinks you're stupid for thinking this.
I was going to say, Hyphens and I, I think both see are pretty locked up about Jalen
Millroad.
Not, not, not necessarily super high on him, but we just want like of all the quarterbacks
that you could take a risk on.
I think I would probably take the guy who can run a 4-3
and has a rocket arm.
Maybe we can figure out how to teach him
to play quarterback later.
I was going to say, this one's not so,
this one's kind of more in the weeds,
but Bashelle Tooten, the Virginia Tech running back,
he gives me the same sort of exciting feeling
I had when I was watching Devon Achan in college
in terms of just his blazing speed,
turbocharged acceleration, ability to access gaps in the line that
very few other running backs can have.
He's more of a third round type of guy.
But Talladega.
Yeah, I love when the cars go by.
Just the speed that he has is so fun to watch.
So he's kind of turning into my guy, I think I'm realizing.
My island player. Did you know that Yogi bear a phrase like it's so crowded. No one goes there anymore
I didn't know I was on an island until I looked around
I think I'm the last person left who thinks Travis Hunter is going to play full-time receiver full-time quarterback and be
Incredible at both at the same time
I genuinely think all Travis Hunter makes an all all pro team on both sides of the ball.
And I feel like everyone else thinks this is not possible
and I don't know why.
I love it though.
Like I always think of like the Otani conversation
in the beginning.
It's just so this thing that everybody said
nobody could ever do, this guy's gonna do it
and he's not just gonna do it,
he's gonna do it at this ridiculous level.
I do like to think that there's some people
that were told too early on in the process,
like you can't do these things.
And what Hunter just did proves that,
again, I've heard the Champ Bailey stuff. If you go through the Charles
Woodson numbers, you're like, that was not the Travis Hunter experience. There's no comparison
for number of snaps and what we're talking about Hunter doing or what a team is asking of him.
I would hate to think he would be denied that opportunity, but maybe I'm wrong for looking at the assumptions
as being just a little too wide of like, no, you can't do it in the NFL. There's no way
that you would hold up. There's no chance. If you're going to take a guy this high, the
big contract that you're going to end up giving him because it'd be kind of shocked if he's
not off a rookie deal, getting a big extension. Would you be jeopardizing that? What if he
can actually just do something that we've all been conditioned to believe
that can't be done and Otani is the exact same way.
It was always, there's no way, like we were told pitchers can never hit because it takes
too much time prepping yourself.
You can't get the ABs.
You can't figure out there's no way you can hit at a high level in major league baseball
because pitching is going to take up too much of your time. Or I'm going to win an MVP.
Now granted because of the Tommy John, he hasn't pitched consistently the way he did
when he first came up.
So I would love, even though Travis is 100% insanely wrong for saying what he's doing
is more impressive than what Otani is doing, I would hate to have him with a program, maybe
I should just say system, that would deny us the opportunity to see
if he could do the unthinkable.
I think the Browns, if they take them,
are gonna give him a shot.
I love it.
Okay, we're building towards it.
We'll finish with it.
War Room Fallers, where I put both guests in the war room
with options for a team, and you have to make your case in the war room with options for a team.
And you have to make your case in the room here.
All right, so let's start with Arizona.
16th pick in the first round.
Tyler Warren somehow is still on the board.
Now you're saying, hey, Ryan, weren't you telling the nation,
Trey McBride is a baller and we should be paying attention?
Yeah, I understand.
But I'm also willing to think, could they get creative here?
Jody Brown, corner out of Texas.
Now, I think Heifetz has him 23rd in the first round, so he's probably going to be in the room being like, dude, this is a reach at 16.
And Gentie, for whatever reason, is still there at 16.
So let's start with Danny Kelly.
Oh, man, this is tough.
I probably honestly would just go with Gentie in this case
because he is one of the few very top tier blue chip
players in this class.
James Connor isn't going to be around forever for them.
Obviously they took Trey Benson last year,
but the third round.
But he wasn't necessarily doing anything
all that special for them.
So I think I just got to go with Gentie.
I mean, I feel like any anytime anyone asks me about Gentie,
I'm just going to say Gentie because he is just such a special player in this class.
My only disagreement with Danny Kelly there is it's not tough at all.
I am going to do an Ashton Gentie impersonation and just barrel through everyone
in the draft room to hand the Ashton Gentie card in for Arizona,
because I like Tyler Warren a lot.
I kind of lower case L love Tyler Warren,
but when you just handed Trey McRide this massive contract,
it's like, I am not going to let Trey Benson
being drafted in the third round last year stand
between me and Ashen Gentile being
an iconic Arizona Cardinals.
So I am going to do whatever it takes to get Gentile
at 16 for Arizona.
Okay, let's make it weird.
All right, last one.
And then all these scenarios are thrown out here.
Uh, you know, the Tennessee Titans, you've done the work.
You've made the phone calls.
You've looked at the notebooks.
You've accrued the frequent flyer miles.
You don't care that we'll love us as marketability is probably going to take a bit of a hit here.
Um, you're ready.
You're ready to take cam war,
but God, there's a couple of guys on your staff.
You're like, you know, who was the stealer draft
last year was Bo Nix.
So now you're Sean Payton.
You're like, why is Tennessee calling?
Why is Tennessee calling me?
And then somebody from Tennessee says, do you wanna dance?
And they offer up, like, we want Bo Nix.
We will give you this year's first, the number one overall pick in this draft and two more first we want Bo Nicks. We will give you this year's first,
the number one overall pick in this draft
and two more firsts for Bo Nicks.
And to add into the scenario here,
Kirk Cousins has just purchased a home in Cherry Creek.
I do not know if it's a condo or a single family residence.
I would say no to that.
I would be not doing that if I was Titans.
If I was the Broncos, I would a hundred percent do that.
Is that what you're asking?
Who's side?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're working for Denver.
Three firsts for, yeah, a hundred percent would do that.
As a matter of like, as a policy, I try not to imagine what's going on in Sean Payton's
head too much, but I have to say, I, the Broncos take that
seven ways, it's like seven days a week, twice on Sunday. You take the first and then you're
picking, you have Cam Ward first. You then trade that pick again to the Giants because you're
Sean Payton and you're going to turn it. Honestly, I think Sean Payton, you trade from one to three,
then you trade again down from three, get out of the Admiral Carter pick and you take Sugar
Sanders like 20th and
you just sit there and you have six firsts over the next two
years and yeah, I'm doing that. It sounds like in a vacuum
that you would trade Bo Nix for Cam Lord. I would I would
because I think that Bo Nix was good and I don't want to
denigrate what Bo Nix did last year. I mean he would win rookie of the year. I think in mostix was good and I don't want to denigrate what Bonix did last year.
I mean, he would win rookie of the year, I think in most other seasons.
By the way, I think the man kind of having the same Bonix conversation.
Yeah, I called him boomer bro last year.
I was pretty negative about the whole thing, but I think the reality is Sean Payton can
make it work with multiple quarterbacks and I would just go ahead and trust that Sean
Payton with a lesser quarterback and five other first run picks
or two other first run picks. Whatever I'm going to do that.
I'm going to bet on Sean Payton not bet on Bonix. Okay. Alright.
I love it. I want to make sure that everybody gets all this
stuff because our guy Craig couldn't make this. It's just I
don't know if I could go three wide. So I apologize to Craig
because everybody loves Craig so much but the ringer NFL Draft Show, make sure you check out the pod throughout the week.
Go back, watch some of the other episodes.
They're live tonight in Chicago.
And of course, gearing up for the fantasy football season, the Ringer fantasy football show as well.
I have heard from the Chuck Bednaruk family.
I apologize on your behalf.
Yes, I've watched so many pronunciations,
that one doesn't even register.
I said check, check, bed, dark,
and a lot of Eagles fans in the 60s have been like.
Bednaric?
Bednaric.
Bednaric.
There's an award named after the guy, man.
Right, right.
I mean, you wanna talk about,
I'll send you guys some pictures,
because when I was listening to them,
I was like, ooh.
Wait, I thought you were kidding, are you serious?
Did the family reach out to me?
Yeah.
I am kidding.
Yeah, we're good.
God, I'm so stupid.
Hey.
Any of us that do this for a living,
there's so many times where you're like,
there's still a couple of Euro guys in the NBA.
But you know what would mess me up is a league pass
where I'm like, I thought I had this guy's name for two years.
And I was like, this guy's doing this.
And then I realized, I'm like, I thought I had this guy's name for two years. And I was like, this guy's doing this. And then I realized I'm like, that guy was actually wrong.
I think I pronounced Zubotz's name seven different things
since he's been in the league.
But that also is a big factor in Most Improved.
Because if I was voting Zubotz, which I did for Most Improved
in the NBA, it makes sense because not only did his game
get better, more and more people actually learned his true
pronunciation.
And that to me is the journey of somebody that stepped up what their game was.
Have a great show in Chicago tonight.
I won't be there, obviously.
And I didn't think you'd expect me to be there.
So I think we're all doing what we thought we could do.
What are we gonna, we saved the seat for you
in the front row.
What are we gonna do with that seat now?
Yeah, the guest of honor.
We'll give it to the Bednaric family.
That's exactly what you should do.
There's gotta be a cousin or a niece of mine somewhere. All right, thanks. Enjoy, boys. Thank honor. We'll give it to the Bednaruk family. That's exactly what you should do. There's got to be a cousin or a niece of yours somewhere.
All right, thanks.
Enjoy, boys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You want details?
Fine.
I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet.
What's up?
I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork.
I have every toy you could possibly imagine.
And best of all, kids, I am liquid.
So now you know what's possible.
Let me tell you what's required.
Life advice, the email address, lifeadvicerr at gmail.com.
I hope everybody's fired up for a great Tuesday.
Day hasn't even started for me yet.
I'm just on top of the world.
Got the power washers showing up here a little bit later.
I'll let everybody know in case you have
any power washing advice.
I mean, they gave me a quote and I was like, you're doing
the inside of the windows too? I'm like, man, that seems like a good deal. I mean,
luckily this will post after they bill me, but we'll see. So, Rudy's like ready to go.
No, this is great. This isn't a zag at all. I don't do a lot of yard work.
I used to mow the lawn. I don't really do any more. It's kind of a pain. I don't do a lot of yard work. I used to mow the lawn. I don't really do anymore.
It's kind of a pain.
I don't like dealing with grass stuff.
I don't do the leaves.
I don't do the weeding.
I'm a little bit of an indoor cat when it comes to that stuff.
But I will tell you, the best piece of equipment
that I have ever bought for anything
is a power washer.
It is fucking exhilarating.
It's so versatile.
You could do like your pavers,
you could do the side of the house if you're careful,
you could do, you know, fences and stuff.
And it's like a little bit like ASMR,
it's like so soothing to see it.
So if you're one of those guys that, you know,
you're looking to buy what equipment,
I use that thing all the time.
So shout out to Powerwashing.
Wargon, where are you with the maintenance stuff?
Hey guys, I live in an apartment building, dude.
I don't do anything.
He's got a guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just hope that my super takes care of everything.
Right, but since you, if you're renting,
we're not even talking about HOA.
That's part of the rent, right?
Right, exactly.
We don't even pay for power in my building, which is great.
Wow.
Wow.
That's amazing.
I'm blown away by that. Slippin' the dream.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, for anybody asking why I'm not doing it on my own,
I don't want to store ladders.
I would need some serious ladder work.
I just don't understand.
Like, I think these guys are gonna get here and go,
hey, we screwed up on the price.
I'm guaranteeing it that somebody goes,
there's no way we can do this.
But I gave them the dimensions.
I think they're, we'll say, we'll work with them.
You know?
Quote the quote, yeah.
Yeah, you know, if I got a guy
that's his own little small business
and he, I think he went too low.
So we're gonna see how it goes.
Okay.
I like to be fair, stern but fair.
All right, let's get to some emails.
You know?
I could, yeah, the tip thing's a little weird though
on everything, because now I feel like everybody
kind of wants one.
Like should I have tip for guys to have cleaned the grills and because they had
to redo the holes to get the gas out through the grills. I would say that's
not a tippable thing but I don't know. I have found myself googling so many
different activities being like am I supposed to tip here now? Like what's the
etiquette? And of course you go on Reddit it's you get every answer you want.
Whatever you want to find, they'll tell you.
Yeah, I'm gonna take care of it.
They were looking at me a little bit at the end
and then I thought, oh, maybe they expected a tip here.
Like what can you pay for in your house
that isn't supposed to be tipped anymore?
But we're gonna take care of them.
We're gonna take care of them.
All right, here we go.
Presumptuous wedding guests, 5'11", 220, gym stats, 225,
315 deadlift, usually leg press, 275 for reps instead of squat.
Currently training for my first marathon in August.
Oregon, any tips?
Marathons out of my league, I would never do a full.
I'm like, never?
On death's doorstep after the half.
And it's not like twice as not like twice as exponentially harder.
Never you're never going to do it.
No.
Okay.
NBA player comp, Jason Maxfield and undersized forward,
but good to contribute a couple points a game
and will work hard on the boards.
Great reference.
We love the barricades on this pod.
My fiance and I are both in our thirties of planning our wedding.
August 25, we sent out to save the day cards last month and I've already had
people RSVPing for the big day.
Exclamation point.
My fiance's played on a coed softball team with a number of her friends from
high school and college for a few summers.
Uh, now, and most of them will be invited.
This just screams in Chicago to me right now,
but you know, just good stock all around.
Every time I think of co-ed softball
and everybody having a good time,
I always think of Chicago.
I know they used to do it in Southie,
but I'm sure they still do it in Southie, to be honest with you.
I remember when friends started moving there
and they felt like they were like, yeah, we're out.
It's like the pre-burbs.
One of her teammates who is new to the team this year,
that was the end of my softball, theorizing.
Let's call her Susan.
She texted my fiance this weekend, quote,
hey, I was looking for my RSVP card,
but it doesn't look like I've gotten one yet.
She is not invited.
Being newer to the team, this is not someone
that we've gotten to know outside of playing softball
on Sundays, so she's a bit of a wild card.
My fiance's initial reaction was panic, followed by a suggestion of just inviting her to the
wedding.
She's also concerned about the talk of the wedding happening during the softball season,
knowing that not everyone is going to be invited.
I do not want to just add someone to our guest list for sake of avoiding possible awkward
conversation and our venue does have a limit on capacity for the event as most do I'd imagine. How would you respond to the initial text of how and
how should we proceed moving forward in the event the situation happens again?
Thanks love the pod. How about telling her she's not invited? Wait really? Yep. Do tell.
Yeah so it was I got married what Right after I think you left or something?
It was kind of early when I started working on Will's show.
And I had no idea.
It was right when I had left and then I'd come back
and that was another thing and Sarud and I talked
off the air and I was like, hey, I was just there,
I was dealing with this stuff, is there any chance?
Like, do you care if I don't come right back to Connecticut?
And everybody's pissed at me still.
And I do kind of understand.
I'm not defending myself,
although it sounds like I was doing it.
The problem is Saruti gave me such a hardcore sign off
on like, I totally understand.
I did not care, like I really didn't care.
I really don't care.
But people do care and I understand why they do
and I'll admit as I've aged, a tinge of regret.
It was a good wedding.
Yeah, we had a good one.
I heard it was awesome.
But that's not the story. The story is essentially that I invited, so I had started working on a new show, it was Will good wedding. Yeah, we had a good one. I heard it was awesome. But that's not the story.
The story is essentially that I invited,
so I had started working on a new show.
It was Will's show.
I had known Will for a little while.
Bubba was the guy I'd worked with for a while over there.
Who else?
Ray Nechie, our old producer, Ray.
There was a bunch of good group around there, right?
And then there were some new people on the show,
Nuno, Liam, who used to produce Mike and Mike,
who I knew but didn't, I
knew but didn't know super well, but had gotten to know well. But by the time, you know, you're
sending these wedding invites out months in advance. Like I didn't know Liam as well then.
So he didn't get the invite. He and Nuno did not get the invite. They're the only two people
on Will's show that weren't invited. And in classic Wilcain fashion, he brought this up
on the show, on the air. And we just talked it out. And it was wildly uncomfortable for your boy.
And I love Will, that was not one of my favorite
Wil Cain moments, people can insert whatever jokes
they want here, but yeah.
Well, I think it was part of it is he thought
both were not citizens, right?
He was concerned with the border pretty early.
Yeah, I mean, technically, technically yeah Liam is English, you know Portuguese, so yeah
there were some who knows. Yes, so that was it was uncomfortable. It's probably
the most uncomfortable I've ever been on air doing anything was when Will out of
nowhere basically was like, Sruti they're not invited what's up with that? And then
I had to essentially explain why and I don't think they cared but it I felt bad
and I literally talked to my wife
Maddie I was like should we invite them like this I feel like a dick now because I am friendly
with them like I'm close with them you can't invite them after though they didn't want the
invite I didn't think they didn't want the pity invite and honestly I respected that I wouldn't
want the pity invite either so but this is a different scenario this person like I actually
understand this and if you don't want to if you want to the confrontation, you also want to understand like 20% of people
likely turn down wedding invites.
If you know this person's going to go,
it's another gift for you.
Is the easy answer just inviting her?
Like, I think it kind of is.
Wow. I did not expect that at all.
By the way, just to add to the ESPN thing,
there's not a lot going on in that part of the country.
And so going away parties were huge.
We're like, you know. Downtown West you know, who else is not getting renewed?
Ooh, that'll be a good night at Cuvée.
Yeah.
The bar taco.
Yeah.
Right.
I remember looking forward to my going away party.
And then once it was time for me to go away, all I wanted to do was just go away.
So I probably just went out by myself.
Yeah.
We didn't throw you one.
I don't think, right.
You probably didn't want one. Yeah. Well, I had left and then I had to come back.
And so I was like back again. I was in Connecticut a lot longer than I thought I was. And then I was
just like, I don't want, I don't want to be that guy. Cause I, there was a little gathering at the
Mexican place across the street with middle management, which was not a bender by any chance.
And I think I wanted to leave that pretty quickly, although I appreciated the effort from some involved.
So I don't want to sound dismissive, but that was like,
I think we had a margarita and some chips
and I was like, okay, we're good.
Best of luck, dude.
Yeah, because I felt like they felt like they had to do it.
Totally.
And I was totally fine with it,
I was like, we don't have to do anything.
Not to, I mean, I don't think this is gonna make you mad or change any way you think, but that is like the least effort placed have to do anything because. Not to, I mean, not, I don't think this is going to make you mad or change any
way you think, but that is like the least effort place, the across the street.
Like if you didn't mean anything to anyone, they took you across the street to
the taco place, cause it was, it was just a bad place and it was the most
convenient spot.
Absolutely.
Uh, not offended.
That's a hundred percent what happened and why I was even more like, okay, you
know, I'm, I'm ready, but then it was always the was even more like, okay, you know, I'm ready.
But then it was always the hope that especially like,
hey, who's gone?
And then it was just an excuse.
So my point is, is there aren't a lot of those moments.
That's why the going away parties are such a huge deal
because it's like, at least we'll have some sort of excuse
to pretend we're having fun,
even though some people are going away,
not based on their own decision.
So sometimes those could even get weirder, right?
It's like, I don't wanna leave.
No, I don't know that that ever happened at last call.
But the wedding thing, it's kind of assumed like,
hey, bored up, you're pushing buttons, you're over here,
you're cutting sound, you get us some Padres highlights
late last night.
Like, of course I'm in the mix for Sruti's wedding,
but I do think that it's always a bit weird.
It's like, if there's not a lot of a relationship there just because we're in the same room for three or four
hours a day, I don't know. But back to the email, this presumption that we're all in this together,
how could you leave me out? And I think it's very specific.
I know this happens a lot
in a lot of different work environments,
but very specific to ESPN.
That might be the social highlight of the year
for a lot of people, especially for a guy like Sarutti.
Oregon, you were not invited, right,
when you were at ESPN, when Sarutti was out?
No, no, me and Sarutti weren't close then.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, later on.
Someone said we didn't even know each other, so. Fair, what about you, Oregon? Oh, wait a minute, Sar't close then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Later on. Some would say we didn't even know each other, so.
Fair, what about you, Oregon?
Oh, wait a minute, Serena's not done, sorry.
Well, I'm just gonna bring up this point too.
The person asking where's my wedding RSVP,
that person fucking sucks too.
You gotta be kidding me.
Thank you, finally.
Well, I'll just leave you guys with that.
It's your turn, Oregon.
So we had some friends who like tiered out all their people.
Like these are my tier one friends,
they're all getting invited. Tier two, probably getting invited.
Like a draft war.
It's draft war basically.
You're not reaching for a tight end.
They got the big board.
We didn't really do that.
We sort of did one and two got invited,
threes and fours.
We'll talk to you later.
I don't know, I would never ask.
And I think this is like,
I think you tell them like, sorry, you're not invited invited I think you go right into like the uncomfortableness
As like a punishment for them asking
I changed my answer worgon. That's a great call. Yeah
Because because yeah, it's it's such an asshole move
Like even if you feel hard done by or whatever you don't you don't go
You know, maybe somebody tipped them off to be like, oh you had to be invited like you just asked them
Maybe you got lost in the mail, you it's like, maybe that's what happened
and you really don't wanna break their heart twice.
But I would, if it was my best friend
and I didn't get invited to the wedding,
I don't even know if I'd ask.
I'd be like, I guess it just didn't make the cut this time.
Sorry.
If it was your best friend, I think it'd be a little weird,
but I do think I know you well enough
that you were just like, all right, cool.
Shit, yeah. I don't have to deal with it.
I guess numbers are tight.
So Rudy nailed this though.
Anyone that's going like, where's my invite?
You, you actually had to make a decision.
You didn't talk this out with anyone else.
You didn't talk it out with yourself and be like, is there a chance I wasn't invited?
Well, if I can't definitively answer that.
Well, I guess I should just ask them where it is.
So this is a very aggressive person and sometimes these people win,
but I think they need to experience some losses more based on how hard they push it.
And I don't know if she's doing this, but a lot of people who are this aggressive just assume
nobody wants to make things awkward.
So they'll give in to avoid the awkwardness to exactly what you're talking about here in the email.
And I'm sick of those people winning all the time.
There's a difference between being persistent and, hey, it's better to get a no than to never ask.
A lot of fundamental things that I think are really important, whether it's relationships or in your career.
But she's on your fucking softball team.
Okay.
It's not like you've worked with her forever.
It's not like it's a cousin that's always been in the mix that you maybe don't
like, but you feel like, Hey, I got invited to theirs.
I have to invite it.
But like everybody knows that's ever gone through this.
There's some deals that you're making.
This is somebody who I would look forward to disappointing.
I think you need to change your mentality on this one.
And I don't know if you're just going to lose the battle to the wife, but I think what you
need to say to your wife is like, why are we letting her win something that we don't
want to give her because we're afraid of it being awkward when she already just dumped
an entire topping of awkwardness
all over our wedding.
The appropriate response to you not getting invited but being uncertain about the invite
is to ask a friend to ask for you to be like, Hey, was someone so invited?
I just I'm trying to get a number of who's you know, who on the softball team is in and
out and if they tell you that she's not invited, then you have your answer going directly to the person. You're right.
That's kind of like weird narcissist behavior.
Yeah, she needs a loss. And you could give it to her. Yeah.
Okay. Do I have to fight my co worker? Whoa. Gym stats 510
192 or five bench at a poor man's
Ferkman Corkmas on the court.
I apologize in advance for the length of this story,
but I found myself in a strange and unexpected work scenario
that calls for a higher level of wisdom than my own.
Six months ago, I switched employers
when an opportunity came along
in advance of my commercial banking career.
Commercial banking, okay, that's important.
I live and work in a moderately populated
and vaguely southern Midwestern city
where business culture is somewhat competitive
but nothing crazy like in the certain coastal cities.
Everything's gone great at this new job
until about a month ago when some planned remodeling
began at our headquarters.
A unique aspect of the bank is the large portion of employees, including myself,
who work in a communal working space, devoid of offices or cubicles.
This is a challenge at first, but I've become used to the environment.
I would hate that by the way, uh, adapting with both a hybrid schedule and the
help of private booths and a comp and conference rooms where I can take
meetings or sensitive calls.
All right.
Let me move around a little bit. Maybe that is great.
However, with the recent remodeling,
a few long-time employees who were grandfathered
into their private office spaces are working in our area
until the remodel in theirs is completed.
We don't technically have assigned seating,
but I, along with coworkers,
are taken to certain spots that we work from
nearly 100% when in an office.
One of the temporarily displaced
office folk, let's call him Gary, tends to arrive around 7.45 each morning and work until about 4.15
while I, on the other hand, am more of an 8.30 to 5.0 guy. Uh-oh. Now, Gary and I have had enough
interactions to be fairly comfortable around each other, but lately these interactions have begun
to revolve around me showing up at around 8.30 and seeing him in my preferred spot at the community
table where I sit.
At first I shrugged this off until one day Gary happened
to come in late after a dentist appointment
and I had already arrived and sat in my usual seat.
Gary seemed to make a face where he came in
but I ignored it and he didn't say anything.
Fast forward a week and the same scenario plays out again.
I come in for the day to see my spot empty
and take advantage.
Gary comes in, notices except this time I hear him mumble,
come on, fuck.
As he slides past to an opening between two female employees, he does not seem to particularly get
along with. The following week it happens again, but this time he's annoyed enough to say something
directly. He tells me it's his preferred spot and that I'm clearly aware of this. And would I please
just respect his wishes and let him have it? I gently say I've been in that spot since I got to
the bank and besides he has his own office. He asked me if I'm serious in a manner that lets me know he is annoyed because he knows the answer.
The following week, now only five days ago, Gary sends me a calendar invite to lunch for that same day.
That was out of the blue and not something Gary or I had done before.
I don't know what the meaning of this was, nor did I want to accept the invite,
but I unfortunately didn't have anything else in my Outlook calendar,
a fact that Gary could probably see from our shared calendars. Gary and I go to lunch and it doesn't go well.
He tries to be nice, asks how it's been going at the bank. We talk around that for a while until
he jumps into the seating arrangement issue. I do love the pointless first act of any conflict.
Somebody calls you, they meet meet and you're like,
what are we gonna spend five minutes on
that has nothing to do with why this is actually happening?
But anyway, yeah.
I think we just get to the second act, folks.
All right, here's the deal.
You're in my fucking seat, right?
So that's what's gonna happen here.
So the...
Wait a minute.
So we talk around it.
He says he wants to, he wants me to respect his position and preferences as a 10 year employee of the bank.
I let him know, I understand where he's coming from, but that specific seat
is strategically beneficial.
It allows me to work with my assistant who sits in the next seat over.
When the waiter comes, Gary hesitates when asked if it's one check or two
before ultimately saying two thanks.
We both pay and walk back to the bank,
though I slow up when I fake receiving a phone call. The following day, I receive another
calendar invite from Gary, though this time the title is simply Settlement. And I have no idea
what the reference is. The date is for Friday, April 25th. That's this Friday with a note that
reads, quote, subject to change per recipient's schedule.
And the location he sets is the little used rooftop patio
area we have access to from the break room.
A little later, I run into Gary coming out of the bathroom.
He sees me and jabs a finger into my shoulder and asks
if I'm going to reply to his invitation.
I explained that I'm not sure what the invitation is for.
Gary seems taken aback by my confusion and pauses before saying, quote, I think you know what it means.
We need to figure this out.
If that means what you know, it means then I'm down.
If you are, let's read that one again.
I think you know what it means.
You need to figure this out.
And if that means what you know, it means then I'm down.
If you are.
Great opportunity to just cut all of his momentum off
and be like, are you trying to make out with me, dude?
But I'm glad you didn't do that.
So either this coming Friday
or a more convenient date of my choosing,
my coworker wants to fight me to determine
who gets to sit at what seat at a communal table at work.
Gary's mid-50s, 20-year employee of the bank, and he's a producer.
I've also heard he can be an HR nightmare, which sounds like that checks out, which okay,
yes, that makes sense.
But this guy has good rapport with senior management and makes the bank a lot of money.
I have no idea why he'd be willing to risk something like a lawsuit or arrest over something
so trivial, but I'm still left with the question of what to do.
I know what you're thinking.
Obviously, you don't fight an insane person over seat preferences at work.
Further, this should blow over in another couple of months when the remodel is complete
and Gary returns to his office.
But Gary's opinion of others at the bank is important as well, and that gives me pause.
He seems both crazy enough to actually try to fist fight me over this issue
or bully me if I relent for not being principled enough to stand up for myself.
I'm obviously leading towards pacifism.
But I'm also shocked and annoyed by this absurd gesture from Gary.
And I'm not entirely ruling out just taking it back to the old days to settle it.
Saddle up.
This is partly because I do have some martial arts training and would not intend to hurt Gary,
but merely force him to submit or quit fighting once he realizes beating me is not in the cards.
So what do you think? Do I have to fight my coworker?
Really long email, kind of worth it though.
You're like, just so you know, I am a yellow belt.
So do you still want to send out that calendar advice?
Do you want me to respect you tapping out?
I'll respect it.
But if you don't tap, I'm not going to give up.
I'm not going to relent.
You could just let him sit in the chair, man.
He's been there 20 years.
You've talked about him being important. He is getting there before you. He's been displaced.
Your whole thing about it's more convenient for me to sit next to your assistants.
Why can't you just ask your two assistants to sit in the chair that he doesn't want to sit in and all this?
I don't really know what this is about.
And I actually understand he may be unhinged.
It sounds like if he actually
wants to fight you on the rooftop, like that's in the corporate world, that's frowned upon.
I don't know what's going on here with the younger guy in the chair thing. 10 out of 10
times the older guy that as you say is a big time producer. And so even if he's, uh, irrational at times and tough to deal with, like he
cannot fathom that you're doing this.
And so it isn't about the chair anymore.
It's about you being like a younger dude that he feels like he's trying
to fuck with them all the time.
I understand that it was your chair before, and then it sucks when somebody
sits, but maybe I'm being a little too old school in the hierarchy
of an office. But if he had a private office and then he's getting in there before you,
like he doesn't understand any of this. He didn't know that you were sitting in there,
right? He only sees this as you fucking with him in the times that you can sit there when
he's not there. And like I said, I also don't understand how you can't just get with the
assistants that work with you.
Like, let's find a different spot and put this whole thing to bed.
It sounds like he wants to fight.
Oh, okay.
What's the principle?
Well, it's, it's your seat.
Technically this, this is, this goes back to this whole shift and it's kind of, I
think we're getting away from this too, but like this whole shift to like the open office concept or yeah
everyone could just mingle and be free flowing and the creativity is just gonna
be it's dumb people structure people need structure me a long places to sit
they need cubicles to sit yeah it might be my numbing but like this now we now
people are having to deal with this and yeah but this is because of because of a remodel. So this isn't like a new corporate shift
and what they're doing like this guy's an office guy.
So he thinks like I go from office to now getting to sit in whatever chair I want to.
And he doesn't understand that you've been sitting there that whole time.
And he also doesn't care either.
Well, that's the thing.
He is that he he's basically checkmated you in the game of like chicken.
Crazy chicken. Right.
Like you don't what move do you have do you
accept the invite and then no show like is that a better I don't I don't even
know like how further how much further you kind of take this because you he has
kind of trapped you he holds all of the cards as far as just seniority and
people liking him and even your future career growth and he also is crazy
enough to potentially wanna fight you
on a deck at work.
So I think he just kinda take the L here.
Yeah, the seat to me, I mean, you know me,
I'm kinda passive, I probably wouldn't really care
either way, I would just sit somewhere else
and maybe you can call me a bitch,
but that's just what I would do, I don't really care.
I don't know that there's,
but I don't know there's like another move
that's good for you and your future here.
Cause he's, if you fight this guy, you're fucked.
If you, maybe not.
You think, well, I don't wanna jump over.
If he hits you, you're in good shape
if you don't fight back.
That's a win.
Yeah, but you wanna be the guy that gets,
I don't know, then all the other senior managers are like,
wow, like that was our higher performing guy. And I don't know, you're just never gonna be looked at in the same, I think the way you want to be the guy that gets I don't know then all the other senior managers are like wow like that was Our higher performing guy and I don't know you're just never gonna be looked at in the same
I think the way you want to work if you get punched and then the guy that everybody likes is type
Who's a high performer gets fired? That's probably not a place you want to be at I
Think this comes down to like two different things
I think my age is probably seeping in here a bit. And if I'm trying to totally understand the older guy,
like again, it's important to understand
he never knew that you were sitting there.
He only sees you as fucking with him right now, okay?
So like, even though your email lays out,
like I understand your approach to it,
he doesn't understand any of this.
He thinks that you were just out to mess with him.
And if he's this irrational, easily agitated,
then this is where we're at right now with this.
But there is the legend status move.
Are you sure he can't beat you up?
I mean, I don't know that you ever really know that about anybody, right?
I mean, not everybody, but you get the point.
A lot of surprises out there.
You know, a quiet kid who's been wrestling for a really long time. Three older brothers, dad's been out of the picture.
Stepdad named Jeff doesn't can't play catch with them, you know, and
that guy just doesn't even wait.
You know, you get sitting there, you're getting mouthy outside of
shell backs and it's like, next thing you know, it's like, Oh, that
guy didn't even say anything.
So I think you have to be very honest with yourself.
You did share your martial arts training, but are you sure you're going to win?
Because if you're sure and you can win and you want to go like Clint Eastwood and
be like, Hey, just so you know, like when it's about to happen, like no one here is going to HR.
Are we sure he's not just going to show up
and this guy's got like a custody agreement drafted out
like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, it's my seat,
Tuesday, Thursday, it's yours?
We don't know that.
Yeah, that's a good call too.
We have this type of seating
in the World Trade Center office, which is insane.
But shouts to our coworker, Kat Spillane,
who just wanted the same seat every day,
and she just started leaving stuff.
Slowly and slowly, she just made it like her desk
that nobody else could sit in.
It's a good move.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because if you were to slap this guy
and he goes to the ground and you're like,
the chair is mine, you will be,
they're gonna hang your jersey in there, all right?
You're gonna be-
You're gonna be fired though.
I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
You're gonna be looking for a new job.
You might be if you wanna keep playing this dance
with a guy in senior management over a chair.
I'm not giving up the chair. I don't think this is a principal thing
as much as it's our emailers not.
Like I understand why you feel like you're being displaced.
He is not doing that to mess with you.
He is assuming that everybody understands
why he would be in there.
And the fact that he's getting in there
before you every day and at any opportunity that he's not there,
you're, he thinks you're just disrupting his deal
the entire time.
So you guys don't like that.
You don't like that if you-
Maybe this is a generational thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, but back to the physical part.
You don't think if you could handle yourself physically,
that there wouldn't be some long-term benefit
that you're the guy that slapped Gary on the
roof patio over a chair. And then guess what? When Gary never sits in that chair again,
the story slowly leaks out because you probably, I went up there, I actually,
Big Taekwondo guy and a little hip toss, got him down.
Fake to crotch stomp.
It's my chair now. You don't think that you don't like,
none of you guys like that, huh?
How's this guy pulling tenure
and then asking for two separate checks too?
Like if you're this high,
or you gotta be covering the bill.
Cause he's in his chair.
Yeah, that was just the, that was a message.
Who pulled Taekwondo hip drops on who?
Was this that simsies?
You just like fighting over chairs?
What's going on here?
No, this is the podcast.
Danny Highfitz has jumped in.
So no, we got an emailer.
Oh, did I come in in the middle of life advice?
Yes.
Oh, I should get out of here.
I was like, I'm going to leave.
You're good.
Fuck.
I'll come back.
You're good.
Maybe we leave that in.
OK, good time to end it then.
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