The Scathing Atheist - 634: De-Pope-ulated Edition
Episode Date: April 24, 2025In this week’s episode, The pope was dying to meet JD Vance, Donald Trump celebrates the resurrection of the messiah with a "grind my gears" segment, and Noah tries to make Heath, Eli, and the liste...ners jealous for not going to AACon. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click here: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic/dp/B08L2HSVS8/ If you see a news story you think we might be interested in, you can send it here: scathingnews@gmail.com To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/ --- Headlines: Pope RELUCTANTLY meets with JD Vance on Easter even though the Pope HATES him: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/us/politics/pope-francis-meets-with-jd-vance.html AND IT FUCKING KILLED HIM TO DEATH: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/world/europe/pope-francis-dead.html https://www.nytimes.com/article/pope-francis-death-health-problems.html https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/world/europe/next-pope-francis-candidates.html Oklahoma and Indiana hope to declare official statewide Christianity: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/oklahoma-republicans-pass-controversial and https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/indiana-resolution-declares-unified Hate pastor campaigned to stop lesbian from becoming school superintendent; he lost: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/hate-pastor-campaigned-to-stop-lesbian-from-becoming-school-superintendent-he-lost/ Trump uses Easter message to disparage enemies, declare he will make America more religious than ever before: https://religionnews.com/2025/04/21/we-should-be-shocked-by-trumps-easter-message/ and https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-vows-make-america-more-religious-ever-before-2061904
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Oh, this week's episode, the Pope was dying to meet JD Vance.
Donald Trump celebrates the resurrection of the Messiah with a grind my gears segment.
And I try to make Heath, Eli, and the listeners jealous for not going to AAcon.
But first, the diatribe.
See, the problem with saying that RFK Jr. needs to get fucked in the ass with a Honda CR-V
is that when I say that, you instinctively imagine it driving straight in instead of
backing in with the doors open because fuck this guy as hard as this guy can be fucked
and fuck him right in the goddamn brain worm.
Fuck this guy with the whale corpse and the chainsaw.
You know, it's hard to be pissed off enough at all the people that were
supposed to be pissed off at with all the hate that we need for Donald Trump
and Elon Musk and Pete Hegseth and Kristi Noem and JD Vance and Pam Bondi and
Marco Rubio and all the belligerent fucks that voted for this bullshit rather than
admit that a black person was right when they were wrong one fucking time.
But you know what?
That's what I'm here for.
I've dreamed for decades of a day when somebody came to me and said, nobody could be pissed
off enough for this.
So I got plenty of rage left over for this fucking poisonous whoopee cushion of a health
secretary.
And not that I needed any new thing to stoke my ire for this anti-vax, alt-med, anti-science,
scion of shame, but I'm sure you heard about the latest.
Last Wednesday, Kennedy gave this grotesquely inaccurate speech about autism that pushed
the common alternative medicine
refrain that the increased prevalence of autism is from some environmental toxin rather than
the increase in testing people for autism.
He pledged to find the cure for autism by September, and he vowed to do so with a wildly
unethical collection of private medical data from people's doctors, pharmacies, insurance companies, and wearable devices. So, extensively, this speech was a
response to the new CDC report that noted an uptick in rates of autism, and
in it, he dismissed the prevailing science about genetic inheritance. He
declared that a dead end on no scientific authority than that which he
gleaned in law school
I guess he accused the public in the media of succumbing to a quote myth of epidemic denial and quote and thereby
I guess at least imply that the scientific community was
Perpetuating a myth of denial and in so doing he disparaged the shit out of people with autism
He described children with autism as quote
Kids who will never pay taxes. they'll never hold a job,
they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem, they'll never go out on a
date,
many of them will never use a toilet unassisted,
end quote. Now of course, a lot of people's immediate response was to point out
all the fucking taxpaying, baseball playing,
job holding, poem writing, date going, unassisted shit-taking people with autism that so very clearly disprove
his fucking point.
But as instinctual as that might be, it subtly plays into the Nazi-ass framing that he's
crafted around this whole fucking thing to begin with.
Right?
Because yes, there are some places on the autism spectrum where people can't use the
bathroom unassisted. but so fucking what?
Do we value human beings now based on how hard it is for them to take a shit?
How much their existence inconveniences us?
And why the fuck are the first two items on your list about productivity to the state?
I mean, taxes and jobs.
Holy fuck. Is that how Robert Kennedy sees human beings as potential contributors to the
GDP?
Because look as terrifying as the conclusions first approach to science that
he's talking about is the far more concerning element here is the eugenic
presumptions that underlie his whole fucking argument, as though what we want is
a world without autism, right? But a world without autism is also a world without so many of the
people that I love and care about, right? And even if you could somehow extract the autism and leave
the person, you'd still be siphoning away a lot of the them that I love and care about.
you'd still be siphoning away a lot of the them that I love and care about. But of course, this seam of eugenics runs beneath a lot of the old medicine scene.
Never acknowledged openly, but always just below the surface, right?
It's there in the bigoted horror some parents feel when they realize that their genes could be faulty enough to create a kid with autism
and then scramble for some external villain to blame.
It's there in all their ableist bullshit about us making our health and our minds a fucking
mindset that necessarily excludes those with congenital conditions and necessarily ostracizes
anyone unfortunate enough to develop a chronic condition along the way.
And it's there in RFK Jr.'s presumption that neurotypical is an ideal that we should be
trying to funnel people into. Everything about RFK's position is terrifying beyond belief, but nothing is
more terrifying than the eugenics groundwork that he's laying by defining people with autism
as leeches on the fucking state who need to be cured or prevented. I know a lot of people
who can't play baseball or hold a job or write a poem or take an unassisted
shit.
What does Kennedy's cure for them look like?
Joining me for headlines tonight are the fish and chips to my greasy newspaper Heath Endright
and Eli Bostic.
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And now, back to the headlines.
In our lead story tonight, JD Vance killed the pope with his personality.
He did!
Yes he did!
That happened.
That is the evidence we have.
Science. Doctor. Medicine. with his personality. He did. That happened. That is the evidence we have.
Science, doctor, medicine.
I know this is Pope Hock,
ergo propterhoc,
ecological failure.
How dare you.
But also, come on,
the couch fucker clearly did it.
Obviously.
Yeah.
So Pope for anatopsis,
the anatopsis is contemplation of death.
William Cohen Bryant's It's a poem.
Nailed it.
Anyway, Pope Pheranotopsis met with the vice president
on Easter despite hating JD Vance.
The pope gave him that meeting
and then the pope went to sleep that night
and he never woke up.
The woke pope just stayed asleep,
presumably to avoid a follow-up meeting with JD Vance
because of a cerebral stroke
and irreversible cardio circulatory collapse.
I was gonna say, if there's ever a man
who's both dressed like a couch and has it coming,
it was this pope. Oh no.
Yeah, okay, but this means that our show
is about to be on its
third pope guys that ties us with queen victoria took her it she reigned for 63 fucking years to
get that nice so the death of the pope is an emotional moment for catholics around the world
and that's why i want to focus on my experience with this.
I was up late on Sunday night into Monday morning doing some editing and when I got done with that,
I decided to look at stories for the show this week.
I had a story about holy water causing an epidemic of cholera
which is an amazing metaphor for the entire church
but it's a depressing story.
And then I saw a headline from the New York times entitled Pope meets with
JD Vance after criticism of Trump administration.
And I remembered their feud from earlier this year about immigration policy.
So I switched to that story in the notes.
I pasted the new link and genuinely one Christian second later, I got an
alert that said, Pope is dead.
I had literally just typed,
Pope reluctantly meets with JD Vance on Easter,
even though the Pope hates him.
And then I added, and it fucking killed him.
We have the new link.
And honestly, as often as we are cursed
by something breaking right after we record this show,
we were owed
a conveniently timed Pope, Jeff.
Okay.
Okay.
So I want to share my experience as well.
I'm three days into the stay up until 2 a.m., but still make the 9 a.m. talk conference
schedule when at 4 a.m. the Pope dies and 106 people desperately try to be the first
person to send me a fucking text about it.
So convenient timing would have been maybe four in the afternoon or something.
But other than that, yeah, the timing was great.
Just as you get to the breakfast buffet.
Yeah.
And here's the last part of my night.
I thought about JD Vance's recent timeline.
And while holding back tears of laughter because of this crazy headline moment, I made a rare
post on social media about JD Vance's Holy Week.
Here's how it went for JD.
One, try to pick up your alma mater's NCAA championship football trophy.
Two, immediately drop it while the White House band plays We Are the Champions champions and break up, drop it and drop it and break it.
Yeah, break it.
Three, demand a meeting with the pope on Easter, even though he hates you.
Four, the pope gives you three minutes for the meeting.
And you're so fucking obnoxious during three minutes
that the Pope literally dies that night with you,
chance dance fans, as possibly the last person he met with.
And I also mentioned that if the Catholic God
does in fact exist, he's got an amazing sense
of humor recently.
Yeah.
He's really nailing it.
It doesn't make up for the Holocaust,
but he's killing it at the moment.
Yeah.
Also, this is important.
I'd love to see JD head back to the White House
for a quick meeting in the Oval.
Just, there's this book called The Secret,
and I'm just trying something out.
But before you dismiss my theory as a big coincidence,
you need to see the look on the
face of Pope Francis while he's dealing with JD Vance for a total of 180 seconds total.
You can see the life leaving his face.
Yeah, he looks like the blue meanie who got kicked out of Pepperland for kid fucking.
I don't know what any of that means, but I agree that he does look like that.
Yeah, that's probably right.
Beetles movie?
Come on, old people.
So with Frankie gone, here's what happens next.
First, everyone goes on Peacock to watch Conclave and finds out they just removed it last week.
It's only available to rent or buy on other services. Interesting.
Yeah, no, I got a screener of it. I can assure you it was not interesting.
I heard it was really good. It's not that good.
So honestly, it's got great soundtrack, great cinematography, great acting, terrible, boring
fucking script and nothing happens the entire time. Yeah.
It's literally that movie they did a joke about in Tropic Thunder where the people are gay but priests
Interesting. Okay spoilers. I think JD and NBC have some explaining to do but in the meantime
We're in a period called
Sede vacante or seat is vacant and this is very serious
so of course there's a series of magical items to be dealt with and a
Steampunk mousetrap chimney device to keep track of everything. So right after Francis died
They took his magical fisherman's ring and smashed it with a magical
Ring hammer that they have.
So they just bring the broken pieces to Mordor, I think,
and then that's taken care of.
But now they have to decide on the new guy.
All the cardinals from around the world, under the age of 80,
that's 135 cardinals total, are going to lock themselves
inside the Vatican guesthouse for a murder mystery election period,
also known as a conclave.
They need to agree on the new pope with a two-thirds majority vote that's done by secret ballot.
So they'll argue with each other and fuck each other on piles of Nazi gold and murder each other
and keep doing votes until they reach a decision.
After each vote, the ballots get burned in the official ballot stove that they have,
along with an additive that gives the smoke a certain color.
If the smoke is black, it means they're still not decided,
but if it's white, we have a new pope.
So it's the same way health insurance decides
if something's covered, everybody.
Yeah, except for they use an additive
that sometimes makes it white at the end.
So here's the field of top contenders among the Cardinals.
I'll start with Pope Frankie's second in command, Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Parolin
of Italy.
The Marco Rubio of the Holy See.
He's nailing it.
Another option is Frideline Ambongo
from the Democratic Republic of Congo.
That's cool, his name rhymes and I'm not gonna mention it
or think about it every day for the rest of my life.
Well, his last name rhymes
with the last word in the country, sure.
The Catholic bigots are torn on him.
On the one hand, he's a DEI candidate
and he'd be the first ever Pope from Africa.
They're not loving that.
But on the other hand, he's been a hardline conservative
on continuing the Catholic tradition
of ridiculous, horrible homophobia.
Oh, he was in the movie.
Okay.
And rounding out the list, we have the top liberal candidate,
at least relative to other Catholic cardinals.
That would be Luis Antonio Tagle of the Philippines.
He's known by papal pundits as Asian Francis.
Not great.
And no, not great at all.
I'm told he has a nice smile, according to an article.
Well, there you go.
We also have the top conservative candidate,
Peter Erdo of Hungary.
We have the top Swedish guy, Anders Arborelius of Stockholm. And my personal favorite,
just because of the name, which is all that really matters, Pierre Battista Pizzaballa.
Pizzaballa! Yeah.
Pizzaballa! He's from Italy, by the way.
He's Italian.
Oh, is he?
And listen, I know they pick another name if they become the Pope, but whatever.
I'm not using the other name.
You're fucking Pope Pizzaballa.
That's all there is to it.
No, if Pope Pizzaballa becomes a Podcastiverse character, shit is going to get weird, everybody, okay?
You're going to need a fucking skeleton key to listen to this podcast.
If I get my hands on Pope pizza, I feel like the podcast verse can branch into a timeline
where there's a schism and pizza, Bala wins regardless, but I'm really just proving your
point by saying they take out the upper. This is how it never, we never get out of the April
fool's day episode. Everybody. Okay, so naturally a bunch of the news coverage
is talking about the amazing life and career
of Pope Francis.
And most of it was hailing him as the woke pope
with big compliments about all his progressive,
liberal influence on the church.
So congrats on that, I guess.
The bar for being the wakest pope is lodged
in a ball of iron nickel alloy in the inner core.
You may have to clear it. Great work. Whatever.
I will give him some credit on being an advocate for immigrants and refugees,
being anti-war, message of love. Okay.
And he told JD Vance to go fuck himself with his dying words.
So you get a bunch of Heath points right there.
Sure.
But otherwise, he's just Elmer Fudd in a sillier outfit saying homophobic slurs and not fixing
stuff. And that's the big key for me. He was the head of a giant organization that's responsible
for centuries of sexual abuse and centuries of bigotry and persecution, including this
century right now.
Yes.
Yeah.
They own about 177 million acres of land across the world, and they have an estimated net
worth in the hundreds of billions.
The pope is the king of that and the conduit to the god of the universe as they understand
it. So at any moment, Frankie could have been like,
bring, bring, oh, hello, God, what's that God?
You want me to let women be priests
and pay all the abuse victims
and bless all the same sex marriages
and create a giant endowment for UNICEF?
Okay, no problem, God of the universe.
Guys, guys, that was the God of the universe.
We gotta do a thing. But Frankie did not do that. He never did anything like that. No problem, God of the universe. Guys, guys, that was the God of the universe.
We got to do a thing.
But Frankie did not do that.
He never did anything like that.
So I don't know, fingers crossed for the pizza baller becoming the new shot caller and doing
the right thing or maybe the smile guy from the Philippines.
But sure, not holding my breath.
And in putting the ding dong and non non-binding-dong news tonight.
So good!
Oklahoma and Indiana are in varying states of passing state resolutions about how swell
their Lord and Savior is.
And since the only thing that such a resolution can do is alienate non-Christians, belittle
non-believers, and shove the wedge of theocracy just a little further into the door The sponsors of those resolutions insist that they actually don't do anything at all is
Their argument their argument is that they're completely wasting the time of the state
Legislators because the truth is far worse than that. What do you do?
It's like they had a sub that day at the legislature just like alright slow day at work guys
Uh, everything in Oklahoma is fucking great yeah you wanna you want to resolve a
thought and write it down I don't know okay but only if it
definitionally excludes a tremendous amount of humans yeah right I'm not just
doing it for fun and that's are you an Oklahoman that doesn't sound like that's
what I was aiming so so we're gonna notes today
You're all the way up in Minnesota man. Yeah. Yes, you're quite far north. Yes. Join me over here in the
Quick word with you away from the people from Minnesota move to Oklahoma sometimes
Okay, so we're gonna unlike Eli's accent we're gonna start in Oklahoma where a resolution is already passed
accent we're gonna start in Oklahoma where a resolution is already passed on a 71 to 16 party line vote right this is already passed now into the wording of
this resolution it was very clearly crafted by some fucking lawyer who is
desperately trying to find a way of saying Jesus is the best of the gods
without violating the First Amendment he she or they fails right but it's filled
with a bunch of language about how they're all just, they're just recognizing
Jesus, not worshiping him.
Like, you know, you see somebody across the street and you know them, but you can't cross
the street at the moment.
And they're not saying that we should join his religion.
They're saying that we should look to him as, quote, a source of hope, unity, and moral
guidance, end quote.
It honestly, it might as well end with the words, not violating church state separation
can't get mad.
Stop resolving yourself.
Why are you resolving yourself?
We just think Jesus was his swell fella.
What you do about the fact that he was the son of God is up to you.
You know, that's none of our business.
Exactly.
Now, of course, Democrats in Oklahoma did get mad. They used a tiny little
window Republicans provided for debate to emphasize that point, which is easy to do when your minority
whip is also a regional governmental affairs manager from the Freedom from Religion Foundation
that is non-monkey with both an EYN and E.E. Mickey Dollens. And he fucking nailed his time.
After he wrapped the bill sponsor in a nod about how all the RevSolution is doing is
acknowledging that many Oklahomans find Jesus inspirational and a great moral foundation
and no non-Christian should have any problem with that whatsoever, Dahlin says, okay, so
you would sign onto a similar resolution about Allah then?
To which the dude responded, dot, dot, dot, like, you know, just a long fucking pause.
And then he says, quote, that's not addressed in this resolution, so I'm going to decline
to answer that one.
End quote.
I'm sorry, what dot dot dot?
Give me a second.
It's not.
I'm dad.
Dad.
Mickey's switching out single words and making me look dumb again.
Dad.
Yeah.
Right.
Look, I know this isn't funny and I know that people have to like keep doing their jobs,
but just once when this happens, I would like when someone responds in that snake-like way
for the other person to go, no, you have to answer the question, Greg.
I know the magic hammer rules say you don't, but I'm here and a real person and you have
to. Yes, and I just asked you a fucking question.
Right.
Can I have the Steno read back,
he has no answer, he's an idiot?
Great.
Yeah, right.
Dot, dot, dot.
Yeah, so I guess once they saw this one pass,
Indiana decided that they wanted in on the action,
so they crafted a far less lawyerly resolution
that just says, we all love Jesus
the most possible times infinity squared or whatever.
It even says in the resolution that the state house
is, quote, unified in its steadfast commitments
to individually and corporately returning to God
and upholding the biblical principles set forth
in the word of God, end quote.
Which is a hell of a statement for a resolution
that has zero chance of passing
unanimously.
Okay.
It's all the kids at the Model UN conference who got ignored completely, just like hundreds
of nerds figuring out carbon sequestration or whatever.
And then a Christian kid interrupts, can we resolve that God is the coolest?
Yeah.
And he's like, all right, there's the magic room down the hall.
How about you check that out.
And like I said, the people defending these bullshit resolutions, they're going to emphasize
the fact that they're not laws, right?
These are more like legislative press releases.
And that's true.
But just because they don't carry the weight of law doesn't mean they don't matter.
I mean, think about how they argued that in God we trust had been so bleached of meaning
that it was actually secular. And then they used its presence on so much government shit as proof of how the
government always endorses Christianity and that's okay. Right? And that's to say nothing
of the literally any useful or even the harmless thing that they could have been doing with
the same time. And while you're wondering how the fuck I'm not having another heart
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And in super duper intendant news,
when a few of you sent us word that a hate pastor
was trying to stop a school administrator
from becoming superintendent, I have to admit I was trying to stop a school administrator from becoming superintendent,
I have to admit I was hesitant to cover the story. We see enough gay person loses their
job for being gay stories during the good times and it feels downright sadistic to talk
about it now. But when I learned this week that he was a miserable failure at said attempt,
I knew we had to talk about it.
Okay, I love it when a pastor loses to a teacher because the pastor thinks they're a teacher,
but with like real magic too. And then they still lose. Like that's gotta hurt.
Yeah, no, that stinks.
Right. Well, because yeah, your cognitive dissonance now has to choose between questioning
your God's existence, questioning your God's valuation of that other person's morality
or questioning your God's view of that other person's morality, or questioning
your God's view of you in comparison to that person's morality.
There is no easy out from there.
So big thanks to Foxfucker for sending us this story to scathingnewsatgmail.com.
Foxfucker understands that when you send us atheist news to scathingnewsatgmail.com,
we'll read your name as Fox fucker with no
judgment at all.
Assuming this is a furry thing and not an animal abuse thing.
Fingers crossed.
Okay, if it's news abuse, I'm still cool with it.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Get right in that logo.
At least as a metaphor, do what you got to do.
Okay, so here's the story.
Tiffany Reagan is a former assistant superintendent of curriculum and instruction in the Deer Park Independent School District in Deer Park, Texas. So when the
current superintendent retired, it made a ton of sense for her to take over. The board
announced Reagan was their choice for the job in March and invited public comment before
offering her the post. And as is literally always the case when you offer public comment
on literally anything,
Psychos for Jesus decided to ruin it because she's a lesbian.
Sure.
The whole idea of public comment sounds great until you meet the public.
So the psycho in question was Pastor Douglas Harris,
who took to the pulpit the following Sunday saying,
who took to the pulpit the following Sunday saying, quote, when you live a lifestyle of sexual immorality
and that is your corrupted worldview,
everything that you do stems out of the worldview
of which you have, which means it will only be a matter
of time before the woke-ism and the liberalism
and the sexual immorality begins to be pushed
at a fast pace in our district end quote
Oh in the same world she would like put that on like on a yard sign for her election to something right the wokeism
Liberalism and sexual immorality begins to be pushed at a fast pace Tiffany Reagan
Exactly so as you can imagine the same people in the district were horrified that Harris was attempting to speak for them.
They circulated a petition demanding an apology from him and his church, which gathered 2,400
signatures.
And in response, Harris wrote the petition a letter from some of his big pastor friends,
a letter that said in part, quote, Dear petition, dear more people than me.
Pastor Harris is standing solidly on thousands of years of Judeo-Christian doctrine, as well
as the biblical and historic role that the pulpits have served in being a moral anchor
to communities.
The fact is that Miss Regan cannot separate her worldview and deeply embedded sexual identity from her
actions.
Our concern is that the profoundly disturbing sick pattern of LGBT, disturbing pattern of
the LGBTQ plus to push that agenda on our children is simply irrefutable.
End quote from the letter of my friends.
Have you not read the Bible story about the angels
fucking the kids that the pastor was reciting in detail?
Your sexual identity is too deeply embedded.
Yours is what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's the thing.
They cannot separate her worldview from her sexuality.
But it is really telling when your fucking argument is like,
hey, our morals are thousands
of years old over here.
Exactly.
Well, it turns out that it is, in fact, refutable by quite a few people.
And the board has awarded Tiffany Regan the position this week.
So keep your eye out for a series of sexually predatory lesbians out of
Deer Park, Texas in the next decade or so, because now we know where it all got started.
There you go. And finally tonight, in desistuous news, there are a lot of parts about the job of
President of the United States of America that seem really hard. Right? Like I'm pretty sure
there are a lot of them I couldn't do.
None that I couldn't do better than the tish and tit we have in there right now, but many
that I'm not qualified to do.
That being said, there are at least a few that I think most of us could breeze through.
Right?
Like I could pardon the shit out of a turkey.
I could probably meet with the Girl Scout troop that sold the most cookies without fucking
that up.
And I'm pretty sure I could nail the series of uplifting cliches and banalities we've
come to expect from our leaders on holidays.
Or failing that, I'm pretty sure I could get all the way through them without railing against
my perceived enemies or baselessly accusing anybody of crimes, which is of course more
than we can expect from our shart stain-in-chief. Yeah another president thing I think I could manage, I
could talk to a little kid on Christmas without saying Santa's not real by
accident. There you go. So if Trump ends up yelling at a kid here like, oh yeah
there is no Easter Bunny, it's just a guy in a suit like Willem from All Rats. I will be
0% surprised.
Yeah, well, I can't do any of those things.
So now I think I'm next to get elected.
I need a suit.
It's what I'm wearing.
Yeah, right.
You have a suit.
You have one.
It's just got pigeons secreted away in it.
It's true.
Which would be great for a lot of presidential shit, right?
We've got to break everybody bad news, but hey!
Magic!
Check out the pigeon. Ba. I make your rights disappear.
So Trump's Easter message is too long and rambling to quote in its entirety
here, but the highlights include accusing Democrats of trying to fill the country
with quote murderers, drug lords, dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane,
well-known gang members and wife beaters, end quote, railing against judges that
have ruled against him whining about how incompetent
Joe Biden was, and of course, claiming that the 2020 election was stolen.
That was his Easter message.
And it's not like a toadstool.
It's a good shape.
It's a good shape.
Anyway, he is risen.
God bless America.
Right.
Whatever. Also, I know this feels like a minor point, but you're a court adjudicated wife beater, Donald Trump.
Why would you come for your own people? Yeah, I just don't I don't get it. Yeah.
Okay. So for obvious reasons, the wall of text with all that shit in it is the Eastern message
that's gotten all the press. But I want to draw your attention to another missive that he finger
shat on the social media on Easter morning in which he promised
to make America quote bigger better stronger wealthier healthier and
more religious
Than it's ever been before and quote okay ridiculous Easter thing my favorite part of the day though was
Trump and Pete Hegseth trying to defend the insane
breach of national security that happened while standing next to the Easter Bunny.
Bunny checks its phone, shows the press a bunch of blueprints just pointing.
Circling back to that message, look, nothing encourages me more about the future of American
secularism than knowing that Trump is going to nothing encourages me more about the future of American secularism than
knowing that Trump is going to make America more religious with the same means and competency with
which he's making it wealthier and healthier. But the very fact that he thinks that's a goal that
he should admit to publicly is a potent reminder that you don't have to be able to define theocracy
to create one. And on yet another terrifying reminder of why we're here in the first place,
we're going to wrap the headlines for the night.
Heath, Eli, thanks as always.
Jumanji.
And when we come back, that music that just started will fade back out.
So Don gets her in a leg lock, right?
No way!
Totally, totally.
And she's screaming for the ref, right?
You can't do that.
I'm fucking pregnant.
Okay, so what does the ref do?
Okay, get this.
Takes off a mask.
Also, Don Ford.
I cannot believe I missed this.
Yeah, well, be careful of expulsion spells.
Tell me about it. Man, mobile has cheap cell phone deals. Don't even of expulsion spells. Tell me about us.
Mobile has cheap cell phone deals. Don't even try man. It's not worth it. Yeah.
So how does Woldasher missile feel about the duplication magic? Okay, so this is where it gets interesting.
It's become a bit of a tradition on this show that after we attend big atheist and skeptic conferences, we devote a segment to our top 10 memories from the event.
Now, partly that's to encourage people who have never been to a con to attend, and partly
it's a shout out to attendees who helped create all these great memories, and partly it's because after a con we don't really have time to read a whole chapter
of a book or break down a whole Christian song and what I did last summer is an easy assignment.
Yeah, I always cheated and just told everyone the plot of I know what you did last summer.
I spent a lot of time in the counselor's office. Bet you did. That's best. However, this year,
because of wedding planning obligations and babysitting requirements,
respectively, Heath and Eli were unable to attend this year's American Atheist Conference,
leading us to the conundrum of whether we'd still do another segment about that, even though it would
just be me telling the guys all the great shit they wanted to do, but couldn't, which seems cruel.
So without further ado, here are my top 10 memories from AACon 2025.
Sounds so fun.
Number 10.
Winning at trivia.
So for the last few years, AACon has been kicking off the conference with a Thursday
night pub trivia quiz, and until now, I've never been on the winning team.
Because Heath has always been there and not been on my team.
But this year, I was on the fucking dream team, which is
Katie and Fred and any other number of warm bodies.
I mean, no offense to any of my other teammates, but the two
of them could have teamed up with eight empty duck costumes
and have won that damn thing.
Yeah, two amazing people to have on the team.
In my experience with Fred, we'd get the question and everyone would talk
through their ideas for the answer.
And then Fred would very quietly say the correct answer every time.
Yep. And he's such a nice person that he
wouldn't jump in and tell everybody to shut up because like, no, I got it.
I got it. I got the answer.
If it was me and I had all the knowledge that Fred does,
I'd be such a loud asshole about it.
But he just softly gets it right every time
and lets everyone talk about their stupid wrongness ideas
without interrupting.
Once I learned how it works though,
I started just staring directly at Fred after each question and waiting
for him to say the right answer. I mean, to be fair, Fred was there for when most of the
history questions happened. So it's kind of cheating. That helps. So, okay. So, but here's
the key. Fred was great and everything, but Katie, who you may know as Nine Finger Lesbian Online,
an art mutual friend, is a fucking savant when it comes to music. Nine out of 10 in your program, 11 out of 10 in our.
And one of the rounds in this thing, there were 12 songs about Minnesota or by
Minnesotans or that mentioned Minnesota or whatever, because the con was in
Minneapolis and you got one point for naming the song and another point for
naming the artist.
And Katie went 12 for 12 on that, just like she had the previous year in Philly.
And she was so fucking confident and so quick that I got to do this awesome power
move. All right. So because when they went to the songs, they do it once.
And then there was a second time that they
were going to go around to give everybody a second go at them.
But Katie had already nailed all 12 of them.
And so as they were playing the songs,
I just walked to the front and hold the fucking answers up
and let everybody know,
we're already fucking done with this shit.
Awesome.
Just dancing to the front, like you have TSA pre-check
for Soul Train and Trivia.
Yes, yeah.
That's awesome.
Side note, I feel like it's necessary to point this out.
Nine figured lesbian is her online username.
It's not like a pirate reputation.
Yeah, well, it can be both. It can be both. It can be both, but I figure, you know. Right. But yeah,
between her encyclopedic musical knowledge and Fred just knowing a lot of random shit and Ian
growing up in Minnesota and knowing a lot of the Minnesota questions, we ended up winning by like
six or seven fucking points. It was ridiculous. Hell yeah. Number nine, the service project.
All right.
So my number 10 came from the first official event of the conference and my number nine
is the last.
That would be the service project.
Every year, a con puts together a charity project of some sort that attendees can participate
in on the last day of the con, which is of course Easter Sunday.
And this year we were bagging up food for food insecure families in the Minneapolis area.
What are they scared of macaroni?
I'm kidding. They're starving because society is evil.
Right. That's it. Exactly.
And so Lucinda and I, we happen to get placed at the same table as Seth Andrews.
And there are like 10, there's 10 people at our table, I think.
So we've got Lucinda, me, Seth, our mutual friend, Jamie,
and six super fans of Seth's show who have no idea who the fuck
I am it was exactly as humbling as a service project is supposed to be okay
It's really good Eli didn't make it that would have been a scene with a meltdown
and then like a hitting phase and then like a
Safe hands reward map on the wall.
Lots of fallout.
Yeah.
And to be clear, that all would have been for me.
If history is any indication, my toddler would have just been making Lucinda do calisthenics
somewhere.
Right.
Yeah.
He loves those conferences.
He does.
Yeah.
So also, and I know this kind of undercuts the whole humbling thing that I was just saying,
but we kind of won the service project, right?
They like, we actually, we had to start slow because one of our scales didn't work.
So we actually were at a disadvantage, but still somehow we filled the most boxes in
the first hour and we ran out of shit and had to pack up first.
So they didn't exactly declare a victor in the service project, but if they had, it would
have been us.
And for the record, I think it was pretty shitty of Jeff Blackwell to make you apologize
to that other table because you told them to suck it.
You didn't even tell them what to suck.
Thank you, Eli.
Number eight, winning the icebreaker contest.
So yeah, so not having Heath around really brought out the victor in me, I guess, because
they also won the icebreaker contest and this one had money in it.
The trivia, that just got us a box full of candy, but the icebreaker contest and this one had money in it. Right, the trivia, that just got us a box full of candy,
but the icebreaker contest came with a $25 credit
at the American Atheist merch table.
Woo!
Did you take my suggestion and go see,
cause that'll get your t-shirt every time.
Hey, it will.
I'm gonna tell ya.
Yeah, no, so okay, so they've got this app called Hoover
that they're using for a lot of the conference stuff.
And among the various things you can do on this app
is this icebreaker thing.
It gives you a list of six or seven different
icebreaker questions and you can answer those
and then people can upvote the ones that they like best.
So I chose the question, what kind of fruit
or vegetable would you be and why?
And my answer was banana,
because Ray Comfort seems like a gentle lover.
Nice.
Nicely done.
Okay, if it was QED, I'd be lettuce so I could be a PM with staying power.
I get nice.
Oh, well done.
So yeah.
So, but I won with four more votes than the next nearest competitor, which I felt really
good about until I started reading the second and third and fourth place answers.
Cause like the second place was, it was like a civil rights attorney talking about having
the, like the joy of having his dream job of helping protect the rights of marginalized
people.
And then the third place was a woman talking about how she wants to start a blog that rates
travel destinations for accessibility.
And then the fourth one is about a fucking, I don't know, saving a family of puppies from
a burning refugee camp or some fucking thing.
And here I am with a fucking dick joke taking the top prize which sucked to be fair the Trump
Administration is probably gonna make our thing illegal way after they do it for those other guys
So it's about staying power. Yeah, I think about you know
number seven
Just Minneapolis in general
Okay, so finally we have one that has nothing to do with me winning anything of Of course, the American Atheist Annual Convention, it moves around every year.
This year we were in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is a city and state that I've never
been to.
And it turns out I am a big fan of both.
Southern hospitality has nothing on Minnesota nice.
Literally every interaction I had with a Minnesotan was charming as fuck.
And they even did the voice for me.
It's a fun voice.
I like when the best word for the accent is also the name of the accent.
So Minnesota pro tip.
This does not apply to sexual advances in their truck stop bathrooms.
You're you're just going to get beat up by a guy who sounds like a weatherman.
Yeah. Learn from my mistakes.
Number six, winning at the photo contest.
All right. So back to me winning this shit. So in this instance, I have to admit I didn't
actually win. I took third place. I lost to a fucking rat. So much like the icebreaker
contest, the conference app also had this thing where you could upload your picks from
the conference and people could upvote their favorites. And my pick of our winning trivia team took an early lead
because it was like the third picture that was uploaded
and had the instant advantage of all 10 members
of our trivia team upvoting it.
It's a great photo.
I saw it on Facebook.
My favorite part is that everyone's smiling,
except for Apof, who decided it was like a team picture
for middle school football and you got to establish dominance
Right all serious never apologize for having the eye of the tiger April
Hide your light under a bushel girl. Oh, no, I applaud this. I like it fuck
Yeah, but okay, so but here's the truly remarkable thing about the photo contest
So I never had a chance at this thing because and here's where I try to ensure that Heath never misses one of these again
Our and Rob brought his dog to this one
his great Pyrenees named
Falcor he big and if you are not familiar with this breed that we're talking about a white dog the size of a fucking
Motorcycle right like if it stood on its hind legs this thing would have been taller than me
So the photo that took first place of fucking course was Lucinda with Falcor
In fact three of the top ten photos were Lucinda with Falcor
Okay, so I love the idea of a great Pyrenees named after a luck dragon and it fits perfectly
If you met Arn Ra and you knew nothing about him, you'd be like, cool, good to meet you.
Where's your luck dragon that you definitely have as a pet?
Yeah.
Right.
But here's the thing about Neverending Story.
It traumatized my entire generation.
They made us watch our tacks die in the swamp.
So we're already weeping uncontrollably from that.
And then they also kill Falkor.
We don't see it, but it's implied that the nothing consumes him.
And the movie claims they didn't show that explicitly because it might traumatize an
entire generation.
What the fuck?
Side note, do you guys think Aaron buys normal stuff?
Or does he have to order like goth wizard
karate themed toilet paper too?
Cause if he walked up to me at the checkout in Walgreens with a package of like Charmin,
I'd be like, you can't have that.
You have to be black.
You have to use tree bark.
Yes, right.
Also, a big shout out to the second place photo as well, which was Eve was framed, who
you might remember from episode
357 of gam chilling out with a rat that belonged to Trinity pixie who you might remember from episode 430 of gam
So when you consider the competition the fact that our trivia team took third is still pretty impressive. Hell. Yeah
number five
Fred at the drag show
So one of the best decisions that American atheists made this year was that on Saturday
night instead of having some boring magician or some podcast or whatever to a live record,
they had a drag show, which was fucking awesome.
They brought in a local drag group that was crazy talented, genuinely one of the best
drag performances I've ever seen, even though the room set up might not have been ideal for it.
Yeah, I would really like the drag performers experience here.
They did 11 boozy brunches this month and a conference room of retirees who hate God.
Like I want to where do we rank in their performances in terms of money made?
I think we did pretty good.
But the highlight of the drag show was not any of the performers or at least not any
of the drag show was not any of the performers, or at least not any of the paid performers. It was watching our mutual friend Fred,
who is in his 70s and living his best life,
sitting right up front, dancing with the drag queens,
making it rain, and very visibly having
the fucking time of his life.
Okay, my atheist drag name would be Bianca Infidel Rio.
That's pretty good, dude.
Keith has been shaking while he waited to tell you that podcast
just so you know.
I'm so happy about that.
Like a chihuahua in a car.
Okay, if I was a furry drag persona atheist,
it would be Madeleine Furio here.
Okay, so...
There it is. There it is.
So, okay. So just to be clear, I did not win the drag show.
Fred did. Yes, he did. Nicely done.
Number four. Winning at Codenames.
Now the great benefit of Heath's absence was that I was able to dominate Codenames, or at least go two for two.
After the Talks of the award dinner on Friday,
a bunch of us were hanging out at the hotel bar
playing code names.
So much fun.
Such a great game.
I played like a million fucking games
and I still love that fucking game.
My team won and then I went out to smoke a joint,
which is legal in Minnesota.
I came back, joined the other team and that team won.
So two for two on two different teams.
Just APA 500 feet away from the answer key, like Megan's
law. I'm picturing her in like the Hannibal Lector dolly
like Rainbow Frog.
Paris Rainbow Frog.
Number three, winning at a one legged standing contest.
All right. I'll admit stretching for that.
Yeah, I know I didn't win enough stuff to make this whole thing work.
But so on Saturday evening, they had a VIP event, which I was allowed to attend because I paid for a ticket for it.
But but during that event, our mutual friend, Phil Ferguson of the aptly titled
Phil Ferguson show, he comes up and he's talking about his fitness regime.
And as part of it, he starts talking about how he's been practicing standing on one leg.
So, of course, I immediately challenged him to a one legged standing challenge.
Extended. I love it.
Yes. Right. Well, and Phil is such a great sport, right?
He did it. And look, I know this is weird given how much weed I smoke,
but I've got really good balance, right?
So I used to walk slack lines. I used to walk on stilts.
I used to ride a unicycle.
I have spent a lot of time standing on one foot.
I own a one footed balance board for people who just don't have enough trouble standing
on one foot normally.
Needless to say, I crushed him like a grape.
And then I felt like a bit of a prick because he was just trying to make some fucking point
and my hyper competitive ass ruined it all together.
Right in his face. You didn't ruin it. His point almost ruined the amazing contest if it hadn't happened.
Thank you.
Hey, podcast listener, if this is your first episode, it might seem like anytime anyone ever says anything,
Noah challenges them to a contest about it. But I want to assure you that that is also true of Heathend, right?
So it's not your true story.
If you're a first time listener, you stopped listening at the weird fake ads.
They were proud.
That was probably your note moment.
Yeah.
But if not, you're in for a good time.
Number two, Arden Hart's talk.
So, okay, so you're listening to my top 10 list so far,
and you're tempted to think that the talks must not have been that impressive
given how they haven't even come up yet.
But there were a bunch of great talks.
A friend of the show, Jeff Blackwell, gave a rousing speech
about the state of the Supreme Court's current session.
There was a data in on the lakes guy named Joe Navarro Rivera,
who gave this great talk about population trends
that was absolute candy to a demographic nerd like myself.
And I thought American atheist president Nick Fish really rose to the occasion with his
talk on Friday.
Nick Fish's atheist drag name would be Nick Fish.
Yeah, no, that's right.
Works nicely.
I was thinking Nick Fishnets, but yeah, no, you're right.
No need.
But the standout talk of the weekend, and I think damn near every attendee who saw this would agree, was Arden Hart's talk titled, A Guide to Confronting Transphobia in the
Secular Movement.
Starts to lay out a bunch of karate mats. Okay, lady, I'm listening.
So yeah, so at a time when some atheist groups are maybe getting a little iffy on trans rights
and some skeptical groups are planting their flags firmly in the transphobia camp. It was really nice to see American atheists
make their position clear with this invite, right? And holy shit, what a great talk.
Arden basically just laid out all the transphobe arguments, dismantled them in a way that was
logically unassailable and did so with more applause breaks than the politician that was
there the day before and brought his own audience plant to yell,
Yeah!
And start clapping loudly every time he made a point.
Okay, I tried to do that plant thing the first time I saw Eli's magic show,
but I picked a stupid time to get up and be like,
Yeah, and nobody was with me.
And Eli was like,
Please sit down, sir.
That was weird.
Heath, I told you painting your body with a big E was too much.
Right.
Start small and then...
You want me to spell out the whole name?
Yeah.
Okay.
And I should note that I asked some folks with American Atheists and they assured me that that
talk will be available online in the near future. So if you missed it or if you just want to be
able to share it, you know, you saw it, you still want to be able to share it, we'll keep you posted.
Definitely worth an hour of your time or so when it comes out. And at number one,
I'm actually going to diverge ever so slightly from tradition because
normally I always have the same number one and that number one is meeting our
listeners. That's the main reason we go to these conventions in the first place
and it's always the most fun that I have. And it was again this year, but instead
of just giving that blanket answer, I want to focus in on one single listener that I met. Noah if this is you and you declare yourself the
winner you're not allowed to go to stuff alone anymore just so you know. That would be a great
use of a technicality though. Put it on the board. Who am I Michael Marshall? No of course it's not
me. Now I didn't ask her permission to share this story so I'm not going to give her name, but I met her on the first day of the conference and she clearly suffered from some pretty serious social anxiety.
She was so nervous to meet Lucinda and myself that she was literally shaking, right?
It was clear that she was overcoming some serious shit to come up and introduce herself,
but she did so and we were flattered that she considered meeting us to be worth so much social anxiety.
Yeah, I usually tell people they're not shaking enough when I meet them.
So it must have been a nice change.
No, yeah, right.
Then we saw her again the next day and she was a little less nervous and the next evening
she was a little less nervous.
And by the final day, we were chatting like old friends.
Our sort of weird extended convention family had pulled her in close and she felt so comfortable that she was already planning to come to our next live event that isn't
sold out.
I love that. And for anyone else feeling that social anxiety, so am I. So like come right
over and say hi. We'll be social about social anxiety together. I learned to fake my way
past this as a bartender, but it's there all the time.
So, yeah, bring it in.
Well, right. And look, I get that podcasts are particularly appealing to people who
have social anxiety, right?
Because for a lot of people, podcasts serve as sort of a social simulacrum
where where you can like feel like you're sitting in a circle of friends, but you
don't have any like contribution that you have to make.
Right. So we meet a lot of people that are in friends, but you don't have any like contribution that you have to make, right?
So we meet a lot of people that are in her position
and we don't meet a lot more
because they never get up the nerve to introduce themselves.
So it feels really good when you're able
to help somebody break through that
and sit in the circle for real.
Yeah, one of my favorite moments at a conference
was realizing that me and another guy
in that conversation circle you're talking about,
we were both running the same play
because we both landed on the same
forced eye contact schedule.
We were both doing like, look up, person one,
person two, person three, done.
And I realized we're both the other guy's person two
at the same time.
Like our cycles matched up. Right, yeah. Every so often we'd lock eyes at the same time like our cycles matched up right yeah every so
often we'd lock eyes at the same time because we're both the two so after the third time
that happened I was like hey I think we're doing the same social anxiety cadence do you
want to talk about it?
Do we get off rhythm?
Do we want to syncopate?
Take a moment podcast listener to empathize what it's like for me and my typical neurons as I watch everyone else at these events choreograph their eye contact like a show.
Yeah.
Eli thinks he has typical neurons.
That's adorable.
They're just sad.
They're typical.
They're just sad.
So anyway, so that was my top 10 memories of the con.
I couldn't easily have written out 20 if I'd had to.
And if you'd like to help be part of those memories next time next year is gonna be in Washington DC. It will not
be Easter this year though they're doing it in conjunction with some other groups
but we'll keep you posted on dates and stuff and thanks again to all the
wonderful people with American Atheists who made this whole thing possible.
Before we melt back into the background I want to remind you that if you see any pigeons
who seem like they're up to some shit, you can report them to anti-christianbiasedreporting
at va.gov.
Anyway, that's all the blasphemy we've got for you tonight, but we'll be back in 10,022
minutes with Morph.
Can't wait that long to be on the lookout for a brand new episode of our sister show's
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There's seven new people listening to our podcast.
Yep.
Statistically.
Baffled seven people.
Hey, hon, I liked it.
The smart guy at the front.
And then I think, you remember we did acid and I had that.
I think them fellers are having one too.
This content is canned credentialed, which means you can report instances of harassment, I think them fellers are having one too.