The Scathing Atheist - 654: Jammie Jams Edition

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Warning, the following podcast is not safe for work, but that's more of a problem with the work than with the podcast. This week's episode of The Skathing Atheist is brought to you by BetterHelp, and by the fact that the Jags opened the year with a win. Not sure how it I handled losing to the fucking Panthers. And now, the Skathing Atheist. Hi, I'm Rob Bourgeois, owner of Raspberry Grenade Games, and host of anyone's game. If poring over the last several thousand years of human pop culture and then leading panels of people through our, arguments about it as taught me anything, it's that we do, in fact, come from filthy monkey folks, and so does our media. Thursday. It's September 11th.
Starting point is 00:01:02 And we were having so much fun, I feel like we forgot something. I don't think so. Thursday, so. I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heathenright. And from Aaron Rogers, New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia. This is the scathing east.
Starting point is 00:01:17 On this week's episode, I touch his face a tremendous amount. It's sticky, like sap. And we'll give you another taste of what a slumber party with Eli is really like. But first, the diet You know, I am a bit prone to catastrophism, but I'm pretty sure the government just declared us to be enemies of the fucking state. It came in the form of a tweet, like all important government communications these days, and it reads as follows, quote, this is from the fucking state.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Department. Quote, our nation was founded on the recognition that moral virtue and a steadfast faith in God are necessary preconditions of freedom. Yet under the Biden administration, U.S. foreign policy belittled Christianity and weaponized government against faith. That era has ended. Under At Potus's leadership, the State Department will eradicate practices that devalue and demean the Christian faith. End quote. I'm sorry, devalue and demean? You mean like our fucking show and its mission statement, like the whole fucking point of what we're doing here?
Starting point is 00:02:39 And, you know, lest we escape by them too quickly in our blind rage at the way the thing closed, that's actually the less offensive lie in the missive. The opening bid here was America was founded on the importance of believing in God, which is both wrong. It was founded on precisely the opposite and unimportant. It was also founded on white supremacy and male dominance,
Starting point is 00:02:57 which can fuck all the way off without us losing a thing. It also ties moral virtue to belief in a fictional deity, which advances one of the most despicable prejudices that atheists have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. But as much bigotry and untruth as they managed to squeeze into that first sentence, it's not the part that scared me or scared me the most, I guess. I'm just so used to that bullshit distortion issuing from the mouthpieces of the American government that I'm kind of numb to it.
Starting point is 00:03:21 That's not to say it's not worthy of our fear and rage, but like the rest of you, I'm kind of rationing that fear and rage these days. There's only so much to go around. And at the moment, I'm way too busy with that last part where the government of the United States basically declares war on us. And look, I'm sure many of you are sort of recoiling at the hyperbole there, but how much of an exaggeration is it, really? We know this administration is willing to declare war on Americans. They sent troops out against protesters in Los Angeles and figments of Trump's imagination in D.C. They're openly planning to send troops out against Democrats in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:03:55 They're using National Guard troops to arrest people for being. Brown without a license basically at this point, or I'm sorry, hold them for arrest, so it's vaguely legal. Is it really that much of a stretch to imagine them going out and browning motherfuckers up for devaluing and demeaning Christianity? And this is another instance, too, where they don't actually have to do the thing that they're threatening to do to have the effect, right? Like, I'm pot committed, right? I'm going to keep demeaning and devaluing Christianity until they send me to a Salvador and Gulag or whatever they've got planned. But if I was on a different timeline where I was just now considering getting into podcasting, I bet I'd be way more leery about
Starting point is 00:04:30 choosing atheism as my subject than I was. Look, one of the things that's been protecting Trump this whole time is that everything he's doing is so outlandish that most reasonable people can't believe it's even possible until it's done. Either that or it's just too fucking stupid until it's done, right? But given what we've seen from Trump and his puppet masters, I don't think it's at all unreasonable to make contingencies for when they try to shut us the fuck down. I could see them leaning on IPs or aggregators or whatever to exclude content that's offensive to Christian or devalues or demeans Christianity and then suddenly our shows and our livelihoods disappear. Now, admittedly, most of you all have way bigger concerns when it comes to the threats posed by the Trump
Starting point is 00:05:08 administration than what if they came for my atheist podcasts? This is a problem that is no doubt keeping me up way more often than it keeps you up. But whenever the government is targeting a constitutionally protected point of view, I feel like we should all be losing sleep over it. And I interrupt this broadcast and bring you a special news bulletin. Joining me for headlines tonight is nobody, because we're all still in New Jersey, hanging out for our annual company retreat to New Jersey. But we've been stockpiling headlines for quite a while now, so we've got plenty of you haven't heard before.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Though, admittedly, a few of them are a bit out of date. But before we can get to those, we need to take a quick break for a word from this week's sponsor, BetterHelp. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. And then she said, nobody is ever going to want to see you do a little dance. Right. Rough. So is Anna... And so as you can imagine, I was like really hurt by that, right? Like, really... Hey, guys, what are you talking about? Eli's telling me the story of breaking up with his ex again.
Starting point is 00:06:08 From 15 years ago? Yep, that's the one. Well, I'm sorry, Heath, but if I can't turn to my friends to relive my darkest moments and memories, who can I speak to? I mean, you could go to therapy. I mean, sure, but don't you have to switch them with an equally weighted bag of sand to find a therapist? No, that's the treasure from Indiana Jones. No, you can find a therapist with BetterHelp. What's BetterHelp? BetterHelp does the initial matching work for you so you can focus
Starting point is 00:06:36 on your therapy goals. A short questionnaire helps identify your needs and preferences and their 10 plus years of experience in industry leading match fulfillment rate means they typically get it right the first time. Wow, that sounds awesome. It is. And if you aren't happy with your match, switch to a different therapist at any time from their tailored recommendations. So no awkward therapist breakups? No awkward therapist breakups. It's convenient, too. You can join a session with a therapist at the click of a button, helping you fit therapy into your busy life. I do have a busy life. As the largest online therapy provider in the world,
Starting point is 00:07:09 BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Find the one with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off the first month at BetterHelp.com slash scathing. That's better-h-E-L-P-com slash scathing. All right, he thinks. Anyways, so there we are, standing in my apartment after she said that to me, right? Did you try slapping your legs and saying, well,
Starting point is 00:07:32 like so many times? She never liked my mom. Well, and now, back to the pre-recorded headlines already in progress. And in, oh, there it is news. I'd be hard-pressed to tell you why I'm so darn delighted and fascinated by Mormonism. It's a wildly harmful cult of misogyny with an awful history of abuse and almost a trillion dollars hidden away in a dark money company named after a giant
Starting point is 00:08:02 mountain with no government oversight and I should have nothing but contempt for it. But it's just so adorably silly. Learning about it feels like I know all the lore of the care bears. And so, I was psyched this week when Mormonism's own journey to jokes a lot, a presidential revelation about polygamy that the church has spent years denying the existence of, was quietly added to their public archives. Public archive? Why do you have a public archives? Yeah. You've got a secret vault of Scrooge McDuck swimming gold and Lamanite tears under that temple square. I'm sure you have it. Put it in there if you really need to journal about your evil feelings and put documents in that. there. There are no historical documents that are going to make you people look good. All your archives should be in a vault. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. So first off, big shout out to James, who sent us this news to scathing news at gmail.com. People who send us atheist news to scathing news
Starting point is 00:09:02 at gmail.com are the orum and thumum of religious bat shittery. And if you understand that reference, I'm sorry about your childhood. I'm not sure you understand that reference, Eli, unless you're saying that our listeners are what religious bat shittery turns to for divine guidance. That is exactly what I mean. Oh, okay. So, little backstory for those of you who aren't balls deep in the lore like myself. As balls aren't very deep, I'm nipple deep into this lore. There you go.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah. So way back in 1886, the federal government sought to stop all Latter-day Saints who practiced polygamy by making it illegal in various ways. Federally, at the state level, they called it fraud, whole thing. In reaction, President of the Church, John Taylor, wrote a revelation proclaiming that polygamy was an everlasting covenant that could, never be revoked. Now, if you know anything about Mormon history,
Starting point is 00:09:50 you know that the head of Mormonism reacting to a national declaration with the news that God commanded them to do that thing that just became illegal is nothing new, even in 1886. Where Taylor's revelation gets controversial is that Mormonism renounced the practice of polygamy just four years later in 1890. And because of that turnaround, the Mormon church has been denying the existence of that document by their president
Starting point is 00:10:15 for hundreds of years. Well, I don't think it was more than 139. That is until last Saturday when, as I said, they published it in their digital archive for literally anyone who cares to access it can see it. It's like they never met an exmo. So many people hate your fucking church. And they're going to be all over at the moment
Starting point is 00:10:40 a new detail pops up. Like, you thought you could palm it in there like an extra chess piece in the middle of the game and they wouldn't notice? Sure did. There's just one last thing about this story
Starting point is 00:10:50 that is too funny to pass up. Okay, well, first of all, you should click the link to this story in the show notes to follow the bat-shit path of this document. It's so very Mormonism with people getting banned
Starting point is 00:11:02 from the church and going into hiding and, of course, sending competing revelations from God the entire time. But my favorite thing is that this document, which the church has vehemently
Starting point is 00:11:13 denied the existence of for years was published with so much evidence that it exists. In addition to the document itself, it was archived with a letter about the document and, my favorite, a memo signed by the first presidency counselor J. Ruben Clark that details how the revelation came into the church's possession. Okay, that's hilarious that they have all that stuff, but like, we didn't need that. It doesn't matter. Like, you think people forgot you did polygamy?
Starting point is 00:11:43 That's like the first thing everyone thinks of if you say Mormonism. Absolutely. Sometimes I think they leak the magic underwear story just to try to knock polygamy down to number two. Yeah. And it didn't work. Nope.
Starting point is 00:11:55 So yeah, this is awesome news for the Mormonism nerds out there like myself. And a great reminder that if the Church of Latter-day Saints says something doesn't exist, it might just exist in notarized triplicate. Yep. And if they say something does exist. And in standardized testament,
Starting point is 00:12:13 news. The state of Oklahoma was crushing it with their amazing public school system, ranked in the top 49. But then Christian theocrats hijacked hijacked the curriculum and started preaching to the test. Superintendent of public instruction, Ryan Walters, recently changed the entire social studies curriculum into Christian nationalist pseudo-history. And the Republican-controlled state legislature officially approved the new standards in May. And that's when the amazing Heathens at Americans United for Separation of Church and State jumped in with a lawsuit. On behalf of about three dozen parents, teachers, students, religious leaders, the ones who hate most of their squad, and atheists in general, to once again push back on theocracy like
Starting point is 00:13:01 the cancerous cuticle it is. And the president and CEO of Americans United is Rachel Laser. So I'm feeling good right from the jump whenever we think about Rachel. Lasers. Fuck, yeah. Pretty much the only leader of a national atheism group that isn't named after an ichthyoid. Right? Like, her name could be so much less cool and still be worlds cooler than the competition.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, even if she was Rachel mildly glowing LED bulb, she'd be head and shoulders above the competition. Sorry, Nick. Just a quick reminder about Superintendent Ryan Walters, for anyone who's new. He's the guy whose face operates as a fig leaf when Donald Trump. of his naked on camera, and he's also the guy who tried to buy 55,000, God bless the USA Bibles for the public schools in Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Those are from the Trump X. Lee Greenwood Bible fashion collab or whatever it was. Walters was forced to cancel that order for 55,000, but then he bought 500 for AP government class anyway. And that was like, I guess, 99% less stupid. So congrats on that. Also, keep in mind, these are bad Bibles for public school Bibles. It's the full King James, but don't answer yet. Plus the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Pledge of Allegiance, and of course, the lyrics of just the chorus, to God bless the USA by Legion.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And no, they do not have amendments 11 through 27 in there. Like the early stuff. So in the one section of that stupid fucking book that might fit into a social studies curriculum, the one with amendments, they skipped the abolition of slavery and equal protection and voting rights for black people and women, among other things. Yes, and it's also, it's hard to imagine how the Lee Greenwood lyrics factor into the test regardless, right? Question 14.
Starting point is 00:15:11 If tomorrow all things were gone, you'd worked for all your life, and you had to start again with just your children and your wife, what nation would you thank your lucky stars to be living? Well, the fuck, because they only have the chorus. Yeah, and especially when Lee Greenwood will sing that song about basically any country he's in. Like, he's also recorded, God bless you, Canada. Have you heard that?
Starting point is 00:15:32 Really? I know how he's proud to be in Canada, where at Lee T. He's free. Genuinely, check it out. Come on. Honestly, it's amazing. Honestly, I genuinely think singing that song is the only way he can remember where he is at any given time. He's a musical version of the mental guy. He's got a song to help with object permanence. Love it. Yeah. So the new standards got snuck into
Starting point is 00:15:57 the curriculum by Ryan Walters without a hearing at all in December of last year. And then it all got adopted in May because Republicans don't read good or they liked it. Or they liked it. both. Here's a very much non-exhaustive list of the absurd propaganda that was added. And a big thanks to the tireless, friendly atheist Hemet meta for redlining the material like the exasperated angry teacher that he is. I'll start with first grade where it says explain patriotic traditions that unite citizens. Explain the purpose and meaning of the pledge of allegiance and the significance of the phrase under God. It also says, identify and explain the meaning of the United States's official motto in God we trust, including the importance of religion to American people.
Starting point is 00:16:49 God, geez, amazing that even in the lesson about how out of many won, they still have to go with the bullshit motto, right? And be bigots about it. I thought America's official motto was paid leave is for commies, so at least I'm learning something here. All right. Moving on to second grade curriculum, it says, identify stories from Christianity that influenced American colonists, founders, and culture, including the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. Yes, that Jesus, the one they say that. For example, they put in there, the Golden Rule and the Sermon on the Mount. Okay, I feel like highlighting the passages they used to justify slavery would meet that standard.
Starting point is 00:17:35 I guess, if any Oklahoma educators are listening in. All right, I'm going to jump ahead to grade eight. And Marsh, you might have some insight about this one. Okay. It says, evaluate the role of Judeo-Christian ideals in supporting colonial demands for independence, as exemplified by the Bible being a frequently cited authority by America's founders. Okay, now, are you suggesting that Marsh would know about this
Starting point is 00:18:02 because he spends a lot of time among people who live inside their own imagination? And actually, you know, I know nothing about this. You're forgetting that we've only ever been the thing that people demanded their independence from. That's my side of the independence equation here. If you think Britain at any point took notice of what those supposing demands were and what was supporting them, you are very much overestimated. As far as we were taught, all those colonies were just ungrateful,
Starting point is 00:18:29 but we magnanimously let them try to stand their own two feet for a while knowing that they'll come crawling back to Glorious Motherland one day. That's our side the story. Oh, okay. Oh, baby dear. Yeah, we're going to come back to the UK. We also got some new standards for an elective class at the high school level called History of 20th century
Starting point is 00:18:51 totalitarianism. And no, they did not hear it. Wow. Yeah, and they didn't, but only because they're too currently busy writing the curriculum for future of 21st centuries totalitarianism. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, Project 2025, they call that one, yeah. Yeah, that's what it's called. Here's the new Christian propaganda that was imposed on the curriculum for a class about the dangers of totalitarianism. Quote, the student will compare Judeo-Christian and Western political theory to communism.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Describe the Christian idea of the equality of souls, the Christian idea of charity, and the renunciation of worldly well. wealth. So they're teaching the value of equality and the evil of wealth accumulation are what separates Christianity from communism. Yeah, that's right. They are right, but I don't think they know why. They do not know anything. And last but on least, we have the new curriculum for the first Trump administration. Oh, so they did finish writing future 21st century totalitarianism. They got a chapter, yeah. So the original standards, included a discussion of the COVID pandemic, the impact of the murder of George Floyd
Starting point is 00:20:07 and the Black Lives Matter movement, and in very generous terms, the, quote, issues related to the election of 2020 and its outcome. And here's what we got in the revised version from Ryan Walters. On COVID, quote, identify the source of the pandemic from a Chinese lab.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And okay, okay, I'm guessing that might be true, but I'm guessing. Lots of experts are still more than guessing the opposite, just to be clear. On George Floyd and BLM, nothing. That's gone now. That's entirely gone. Yeah, Ryan Walters was really sad when they told them that the module couldn't be choked to death. Hey, hey, that module just coincidentally deleted itself around the time they happened to hit the delete key.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, okay. All right. That's it. And on the 2020 election, here's the new standard. Quote, identify discrepancies in the 2020 election results, including the sudden halting of ballot counting in select cities in key battleground states, the security risks of mail-in balloting, sudden batch dumps, unforeseen record number of voters, and the unprecedented contradiction of Bellwether County trends. Yeah, in version 2.0, they're going to add, without saying here's some demonstrably false bullshit, first, Heath. So it turns out Ryan Walters and the Republican lawmakers, they violated a few laws. You can find those laws in the Oklahoma Constitution and also the Constitution of the United States.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Here's what it said in the complaint by Americans United. Quote, the standards voted on by the Board of Education were never released to the public, in advance, since Walters modified them without telling anyone, violating the state's open meeting act. By voting on standards without knowing their content, the board violated a law requiring it to have authority over academic standards. Forcing teachers to spread lies violates a law requiring information taught to children to be accurate.
Starting point is 00:22:13 That's good. There's a no lying law. I like that. Spreading Christian propaganda to children violates a law requiring age-appropriate standards, and by promoting Christianity above other faiths and no faith, the standards violate the Oklahoma Constitution. Yeah, it feels like being a First Amendment attorney at this point in history has to be both the easiest and the hardest job in the world.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Right? Yeah, it's like being a lepidopterist in a Mothra film. Like it's easy to find your target, just zero chance of success. Yeah, right, exactly. So part of winning the lawsuit is demonstrating how the new curriculum is actively promoting a religion rather than just including religion more passively. And unfortunately, you can't just argue fucking dedoy. But it looks like it won't be too much of a problem to make that argument.
Starting point is 00:23:04 The legal team for Americans United put together a handy list of exact quotes from Ryan Walters in which he directly incriminates himself. He's been proper chuffed about all the fascist theocracy he's doing. Marsh, did I use that correctly? Did I nail proper time? Nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. He's fucking psyched.
Starting point is 00:23:22 He's yoked about all this theocracy. And he went around bragging to everyone that he could find telling him approximate quote, fuck yeah, I'm going to shove Jesus right up in there. Fuck yeah, I am. So the exact words included an interview with Fox News when he said, quote, we cannot tolerate those who have taken the Judeo Christian values out of our schools. And during an interview with one American news, he was asked, are you bringing the word?
Starting point is 00:23:51 Are you bringing God? Are you bringing Jesus back to the classroom? And he said, quote, we are. Are you criming the crime so hard right now? I do like how OAN has basically stumbled backwards into investigative journalism. Right, yeah. They've got him on tape admitting to breaking the law. That's massive.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Like any investigative journalist will be really happy with that. So I've got a new idea. How about we'd love? a far right news channel purely as a means of collecting incriminating confessions from right. That would work so well. They're just, they're boss and brag to your boys. British journalists do you like that all the time and they do so well with it. Okay, so let's hope common sense prevails in the lawsuit probably won't, but let's hope. And let's hope the children of Oklahoma get to keep benefiting from that sweet T-49 ranking they have right now or at least
Starting point is 00:24:47 when the standards were better. We'll see how it goes. Now, next up in headlines, and putting the mo and molestation news, the Trump administration is working hard to protect child rapists these days. And I'm not just talking about the Epstein client list because that doesn't exist.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Obviously, cornerstone of the conspiracy theory that's defined their side's entire existence for the last six years doesn't exist. It never did. And you know what? It's very conspiratorial of you to suggest otherwise. So that's true, but that's only because it's technically not a list if it only has a single name on it.
Starting point is 00:25:21 And if that name is annoyingly autographed in a stupid marker pen, for example. Up down, up down, up down, up down the whole way. Now, so I'm talking instead about the Department of Justice announcing a lawsuit against the state of Washington over their law that requires priests to report all the ongoing child sex abuse they're aware of, regardless of how they know about it. Hey, Donald, why do you hate the police? Because personally, I care about a thin blue line. Maybe you heard of it. Now, I'm sure you'll remember this law. We've talked about it as recently as episode 637.
Starting point is 00:25:56 But the long and short of it is that generally speaking, things that priests learn through the confession are protected in more or less the same way that shit you tell your doctor or your lawyer is protected. Because if you believe in salvation and shit, the ability to be honest with your priest without fear of legal consequences is necessary for evil people to make it into heaven. But salvation isn't real, so some localities have pushed back on that tradition, like the state of Washington, which recently added priests to the list of mandatory reporters. Of course, priests fear this change from both sides of the confessional,
Starting point is 00:26:29 so they've been vehemently opposing it since its inception. Yeah, the priests rooting out child predators is basically that Spider-Man meme where they're all pointing to nature. Yes, exactly, right. Like Matt Damon getting tasked with finding himself in the departed. Yeah. So that, now that opposition culminated in a lawsuit by those priests that we covered on episode 637, but now the law faces another suit, this one from Trump's Justice Department. Their suit claims that the law violates the First and 14th Amendments, end quote, puts clergy
Starting point is 00:27:02 to the choice between temporal criminal punishment and eternal damnation, end quote. No, it doesn't. Because you know how the threat of eternal damnation is one of those things that we factor into judicial decisions? It's like that. Okay, but I'm pretty sure I figured out a sweet loophole. It's pretty tricky, but see if you can follow me. You confess to a priest, the priest narcs, you die in jail, and then you go to heaven. It's fucking win-win, right?
Starting point is 00:27:30 And the narc priests can go confess for narking or whatever. Yes, exactly. That's it. Right. So it's either that or we ordained. all the cops, but only cops. So if you want to confess, you know, you want to confess,
Starting point is 00:27:45 it can be one of those two birds, one storm situation. And on the plus side, there'll now be a confession phone line number. That's really easy to be to remember. That's efficiency right there. Doge needs to get honest.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Fuck yeah, man. Now, to be clear, despite what the wording in the lawsuit would have you believe, there's nothing in the Washington law that targets priests. What it does is remove an exemption from priests.
Starting point is 00:28:08 That's a different fucking thing, right? When you remove an exemption, you obviously remove it only from those people who are already exempt. And in this instance, that's just Catholic priests. But the fact that you have a privilege isn't proof that you have a constitutional right to it, unless, of course, you're the fucking Trump administration, in which case that misapprehension is your whole fucking raise on debt. And in commencement redress news, it is the official position of the federal government that atheists are bad people and have no place in the military. and though we may have suspected that for quite a while,
Starting point is 00:28:42 we got verbal confirmation of it last week in the form of a speech Trump's Transportation Secretary delivered to a graduating class of merchant marines. During the speech, he said, quote, there are two types of people in life, those who believe in God and those who think their God, end quote, and reminded them that, quote, only God can calm the seas and bring you to safety
Starting point is 00:29:03 before adding, quote, stay faithful and never underestimate the power of prayer, end quote. Okay, check. I'm estimating that power just right. Yeah. Okay, I tell you what, Sean, we'll use one of those big boat guns
Starting point is 00:29:20 with the bullets the size of a baby penguin. You use prayer and we'll see who vaporizes into a blood cloud. Yeah, okay? There you go. You don't overestimate anything. Yeah. Now, Sean Duffy isn't exactly a household name,
Starting point is 00:29:33 so I should probably remind you that this is a man who got his start on MTV reality shows like real world, Boston, Road Rules All-Stars, and Real World Road Rules Challenge Battle of the Seasons. And I guess Trump figured with all that road experience, he was probably qualified to be the Secretary of Transportation. That's not true, but the reality isn't less dumb. It's just less funny.
Starting point is 00:29:56 He was the Fox News host that looked the most like Pete Buttigieg. That's why he got the job. He also has nine kids, which no sane person has done since the 1820s. Noah, I'm going to need you not to hyperboize on air. I literally Googled to see if Sean Duffy had been on Real World Road Rules Challenge because I didn't know which part of that paragraph was crazier. I am incapable of hyperboizing about this motherfucker. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:30:22 So, okay, so in his capacity as a former reality show host and human super soker, and having exactly as much military experience as the three of us, he decided to fill his speech with nine life lessons. Oh, cool. Yeah, numbered lists are easy if you suck at writing coherent thought. Okay. I went to a wedding once where one of the groomsmen gave a speech and he said, this speech
Starting point is 00:30:45 will be in three parts. Oh, fuck you. Liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Sirs, it went so long. After Liberty, the groom walked over and took the mic away and said, yeah, I'm pursuing happiness. Well done.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Fantastic. So unfortunately, nobody did that to Sean Duffy. So he got all the way through his life lessons. He got all the way to number nine, which was be my religion really hard though that was hardly the first time he brought up his theological bullshit and it wasn't enough to proselytize right
Starting point is 00:31:16 he also implied that one can't be an atheist without thinking that they're God implying that paradoxically the belief that the universe itself was created for your species and that its author has a personal plan for you specifically is more humble
Starting point is 00:31:32 humility got it and not just a plan but a plan being thwarted by a former best friend goat demon who wants to turn your kids gay. If you pitch this to me as a fantasy novel, I would change subway cars. Hey,
Starting point is 00:31:47 Sean, maybe focus some of that prayer on every plane being late right now. Yeah, right? If Hitler's transportation guy saw Newark Airport, he'd be appalled. Truly appalled. You're not even just doing your job, Sean. Like, what's your excuse to be? When Bernie and Zoron
Starting point is 00:32:03 give you the wall, you better have an excuse. Right. And look, I want to be clear that this is much more than just an offensive and inconsiderate speech, right? We've been seeing those from Republicans for years. This is a representative of the president speaking to the military, right? It's part of an intentional and coordinated effort to make the 30% of people in the military who aren't Christian uncomfortable enough to keep their faith to themselves. In other words, this isn't a warning sign of theocracy.
Starting point is 00:32:30 This is a part of theocracy. And in Kim Jesus News. A kimchi. Kim Chi. Kempci. As Donald Trump provokes nuclear war, so your shitty uncle won't notice him taking away his Medicaid, it's a welcome reminder that there are, in fact,
Starting point is 00:32:51 dumber reasons to provoke international armed conflict than those provided by Donald Trump. And if it's on our podcast, you know those reasons are going to be religious. And sure enough, six Americans have been detained in South Korea this week for trying to send Bibles to North Korea by sea. Yeah, atheists don't usually like that.
Starting point is 00:33:13 And Kim Jong-un doesn't like anything. But if Christians want to send me Bibles by C, I would love that. Sure. Please do. Sure, yeah. And if more Christians want to get arrested by South Korea, that's fine too. Also fine, too. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:27 So first off, big thanks to the one and only prospector, Stormy D, for sending this headline. And, of course, that amazing opening pun to Skathing News at Gmail.com. you send us atheist news to scathing news at gmail.com and we're ever on a season of the devil's plan together we will form an alliance with you scathing news at gmail.com. I'm sure Eli's talking about a TV show, but we are on a season of the devil's plan together, stormy, and we are forming an alliance with you. That is fair. So if you're not aware, activists have been trying to send stuff to North Korea for years. In the past, folks have used balloons to send everything from like anti-North Korean political information to K-dramas over the border,
Starting point is 00:34:09 but doing so has always been dangerous, both individually and internationally. A reminder, North Korea is a fascist cult whose dictator regularly threatens to destroy the West with nuclear bombs he claims to be building. And while it doesn't look like Kim Jong-un's going to build a catapult big enough to reach the U.S. anytime soon, they have, and still can, attack South. Korea, which, with the support of China, could very well throw all of us into a world war. So it's probably better we leave stuff on our side of the fence. Yeah, but maybe some missionaries could go there in person, you know, assuming they
Starting point is 00:34:48 care about spreading the word of our Lord Jesus Christ. Right. It's important to them. Think about all the intestinal parasites that have never heard the name of Jesus. And sorry to make this scarier, Eli, but North Korea's ICBMs can absolutely reach the U.S. mainland by now. Yeah. Where's the Midnight Hammer?
Starting point is 00:35:07 It's whatever. Exactly. But as I said, imperiling the world has only ever encouraged Christian behavior, which is why the American Christians
Starting point is 00:35:16 in question attempted to load Bibles, anti-North Korean leaflets, USB sticks, and a little bit of food onto a boat. There's a few MP3s on there for you
Starting point is 00:35:27 on the USB stick. Check them out. What? Got some newsboys on there. Don't Google it. They were arrested on what amounts to littering charges
Starting point is 00:35:34 and their attempts were reclaimed before they could reach the North Korea shore. I love that the Bibles were littered to them. It's awesome. I feel like this is a hazing drill for new cops in South Korea at this point. All right, Brooke,
Starting point is 00:35:46 go deal with the fucking idiot Americans before they get harpooned or whatever when they want to do the blood paperwork. It seems like they sprinkled the food in there for the same reason that you put a dog's pill and peanut butter, right? Just make sure that they're going to reel that boat in. There wasn't a delicate way
Starting point is 00:36:01 to introduce this to the story, but I do love it so much. In the AP News article, they mentioned at the end of the list that there was food also in the package and in the Christian Post article, it's the very first thing that they mentioned. Now, as will surprise nobody,
Starting point is 00:36:17 Christians are already crying persecution over this. They actually won the right to fly balloons full of Bibles over the border in the Korean Supreme Court last year. So no doubt we'll be seeing some nautical law come into play sometime soon. The point is, as dangerous and as scary as the world can sometimes seem,
Starting point is 00:36:35 we could take comfort in the fact that some way, somehow, there is a Christian out there making it worse. Yep. Always as. Next up in headlines, in Back the Blue Laws News, a very important component of the economy in northern New Jersey. The American Dream Mall is facing a lawsuit about a very serious violation of the Christian Code of Ethics. as we all know the bible strictly forbids anyone from buying clothing at the mall on sundays
Starting point is 00:37:08 and of course bergen county new jersey takes that very seriously so they have blue laws that forbids such behavior but eli's favorite hub of commerce and culture has been flouting those regulations and selling stuff on god's day so a group of local businesses who do care about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ decided to sue. Hey, we're all having fun, folks, but if my son can't go to the $26 giant ball pit on Sundays,
Starting point is 00:37:39 I will personally re-kill Jesus Christ myself. I'll do it with my bare hands. Guys, guys, this isn't about religion, okay? It's about maintaining a day with reduced commercial traffic officially to make it legal.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Which is why I'm sure they'd have no issues if we just switch that shit to Monday. Oh, yeah. Sure. That'll be cool. And a big thanks to Sarah for sending us a link to Skating News at gmail.com. Sarah has the option to get any one item at Wetzel's Pretzels from Eli if they ever meet up at the mall.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Okay, it's an Aunt Annie's, Sarah. It's like he didn't even look at the map I sent him. So here's the background on the lawsuit. According to Burgen County Executive Jim Tedesco, when the American Dream Mall was getting ready to open, they promised him the retail stores would stay close. closed on Sundays. He said he was personally assured of that.
Starting point is 00:38:35 The mall would still be open on Sundays, but only for godly essentials like food and real estate transactions, apparently is allowed, roller coasters, indoor ski slopes, and artificial wave surfing in accordance with the county blue laws. But according to the complaint, non-essential retail stores have been open for business on Sundays for years now. and all the other retailers in Bergen County are getting bucked on the deal.
Starting point is 00:39:03 The owners of the American Dream Mall, on the other hand, are claiming that's fucking stupid and also arguing that it doesn't even count because the mall is technically on state-owned land, so the Bergen County Blue Laws don't apply. If only there was a way to afford those businesses the same opportunity to compete. Yeah, right. Well, and we should point out for those who don't know that this mall is basically shares a parking lot with MetLife Stadium. It does.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Right? Where the Giants and Jets play. You know, kind of, you get a sense of why the shopping mall next to the football stadium might want to be open for business on fucking Sundays.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah. I don't think they have a chick-fil-A. So I decided to check out the history of the Blue Laws in Bergen County, and I found a great source called the local girl.com. I was doing educational research there
Starting point is 00:39:54 for science. Autofill really helped out. And I learned that it all started in 1677 with the General Assembly of East Jersey, enacting a ban on the singing of vain songs or tunes on Sunday. That got expanded in 1798 with a state law called the Act to Suppress Vice and Immorality, which banned any commercial activity that involved amusement or travel. You could still travel to the church or a doctor
Starting point is 00:40:28 but the distance could not exceed 20 miles. Well, sure, that's how big our state is. Well, actually, you're still not allowed to drive more than 20 miles on Sundays, but that's just a traffic thing. That's how far you get at 0.83 miles per hour. Yeah, this is physics. So that set of blue laws continued until 1920, when New Jersey carved out an exception for baseball
Starting point is 00:40:52 and other sporting events in public parks. But that was getting abused by heathens. so they clarified in 1927 with an addendum that said it is entirely permissible for your children to play tennis and baseball to swim in canoe, skate and sleigh on our property on Sunday, but illegal and sinful on your own property. There was a meatball incident we don't like to talk about it, okay? And fast forward to 1958,
Starting point is 00:41:22 and it became clear that lots of the unchristian activity in New Jersey was based on retail. So the state enacted a ban on supermarkets being open on Sunday. But even the U.S. Supreme Court of 1958 was aware that food is at least somewhat essential, and that law was declared unconstitutional. Jersey got mad, and in 1959, very next year, they just banned all the other retail stuff they could think of. But they did allow each county to decide by referendum if they wanted to,
Starting point is 00:41:56 to keep the state law. Over the next few decades, every county voted to get rid of it, except Bergen County. And despite several more attempts in Bergen to allow buying stuff on all the days, they still have this blue law in place today. And that's despite the entire concept of Bergen County being commerce. So I grew up in a suburb of New York just across the state line from Bergen County. And that invisible border was actually very visible. My town was very much working class, cops and firemen, and Bergen was rich people.
Starting point is 00:42:34 You could see the money. The moment you cross the border, just by looking at like the color of the grass, one house to the next, or by feeling the giant potholes in the road immediately the moment you got to our side. Bergen County's entire existence is based on being a wealthy suburb of New York City and having fancy malls. It's their whole thing. They all know it. Yet somehow they're the only county in all of New Jersey that's still holding on tight with their blue laws. That's how sticky religion is. Right. But now they've met the awesome power of the bubble experience in the Armani store. They may fall at the feet of capitalism. So that's nice, right? Something to root for? Always promise.
Starting point is 00:43:16 And on that pre-recorded note, we're going to wrap the headlines up for the week. Pre-recorded Heath, pre-recorded Eli. Thanks, as always. Dumongi. when we come back, we'll let you in on a little of the patron-only fun from the weekend. Hey, folks, show's a bit weird this week because once a year we get together for a week-long hangout. It's something that we do for ourselves, but it also includes a pajama party live stream that we do for our patrons. So for our C-segment this week, we thought we would share a few of our favorite moments from this past Saturday's extravaganza. Enjoy.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Who would you love to have, as a guest, masochist, alive or dead, real or fictional, willing or unwilling? Okay. Okay. Real people, probably not willing. I think they were like Barack and Michelle Obama. Oh. I think they would enjoy us.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Right now, like, if we'd blow that. You don't think, instantly? We would blow it instantly. That's not the point. What is this we shit? What is this weed? I would get too excited. I would come in too hot.
Starting point is 00:44:23 We would come in so hot. I would come in too hot. And no would be cranking in front of them in the pre-show and they would reel it. They would feel it. The vibe would be so weird. But you know what? Ababa would be, Barack would be like, I get it, man.
Starting point is 00:44:34 His hand would be on the doorknob and he'd hear through the door. If you fucking ruined this for me. And then the door would open and you and I would be like, what would be like, we wrote you a rap and he'd be like, no.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I'm just each one. We would do that. We would deserve it, and they would leave. I would never allow him on our... I would, for the embarrassment I would do to myself, I would not. If he's awful. If he was like, I'll come on your show, I'd be like, absolutely not. I will ruin both of our lives.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Okay. That's fair. Since we have Lucinda doing Twim and Anna contributing the occasional song, will Ann be making any appearances on any of the shows? Maybe, and Andrew thinks it just dares to get editorial here. Okay. Maybe as an extra character voice for Bible piece theater. Okay, well, I am banned from doing any voices or accents at the murder mystery party to which I go every December.
Starting point is 00:45:35 That's true. That's real. So you do not. I think you were lying and they were like, and remember, remember the war. Just from last year, do you remember what happened? We're not doing. They should be assigned you rabbi motion. She called if they were more simple. I was too good.
Starting point is 00:45:54 They were scared of my brilliance. Wonderful asks. I've recently heard that everyone has a squirrel story. Oh boy. Anyone care to share? Yes, I do care to share. Thank you for asking. So when I was a young child at my house, there was a squirrel playing outside.
Starting point is 00:46:19 And I was like, oh, how adorable? like oh how adorable that's so cute I was probably like six and I was like I'm gonna go say hi to the squirrel mistake do not do that so I walked up to like the screen door and it was open I was like hi little squirrel trying to say hi to it and it stared at me and then it started running straight towards me I slammed the screen doors fast like good and then it just kept staring at me through the screen door staring me down I was so terrified of squirrels after that like I would see one on a street that I was walking and
Starting point is 00:46:50 If it was too close to where I was going to be on the sidewalk, I crossed the street. I wanted nothing to do with squirrels after that. Like in college, I was doing that. I think I've recently gotten over it, but it took work. Yeah. Wow. We love each other. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:07 We're four. We're all right. Three is the charm. All right. Am, very excited for this one. It's my favorite newlywed question, because everyone gets it wrong. maybe you're going to break that cycle and
Starting point is 00:47:22 what is your husband's favorite holiday okay again I think people expect me to say Thanksgiving because it's a food holiday but I think
Starting point is 00:47:35 truly his favorite holiday is Christmas fuck I literally was like well my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving because it's a food house but maybe I should write Christmas because Anne knows I really do like Christmas
Starting point is 00:47:52 even though I'm supposed to be atheists which I am I didn't mean supposed to be I mean I am I think the number of gods is zero yet nonetheless there's good songs and presents and shit and Christmas is fun are you about to burn out so hard to the
Starting point is 00:48:06 I wrote Thanksgiving because of the food football I ruined but I actually we both like double bluffed each other out of that one We've both should have just been like six. You got to be on the odd number bluffs. We always sang. Audience at home, we lock in on odd number bluffs.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I wish I could have recorded for you these two fucking psychopaths talking like they were two opposing American slash Russian chess teams as they got ready to write down their favorite ice cream where they were like, but he's going to think that I'm going to think instead of just writing down their favorite ice cream. We've never had Rocky. That's the newly wet game going up for a parade. All right, so very quickly from Zachary Happy Transkidmic Bortion. There was an episode of a skating atheist where Noah N. Heath said Eli had a weird dick. Is there? It's not weird. What's weird about it?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Is it the shape, size, thickness, voluptuousness? I'm very curious. Now, the only reason I'm asking my question is that is Eli tagged it. It's not weird. He did. It's not weird. It's small. It's small. It's small. And that's for social justice reasons. Because I care about women, let their comfort.
Starting point is 00:49:24 It's about safety. Yeah. These fucking big dogs come in your house and their fucking kilbassas ruining your wheat. Oh, sorry girls. I can't go to brunch and healing. You can fuck me six times and then go to gymnastics class. You can sandwich fucking me in between Pilates. because I care about social justice speaking of Eli's social justice
Starting point is 00:49:51 penis his son of looking back in once again and awesome yeah yeah okay well I was hoping this would be a little bit more upbeat but so I want to go back to a nostalgic thing
Starting point is 00:50:04 when we very early in the podcast about a year and a half after we started it at about six months after we were doing it for a living he moved down to where we were in Georgia We moved into a house together, which was a house that had been, lived in, like, by 52 different groups of six college students before us, right? It was one of those houses.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Oh, we could smell it. Yeah, right. It was just one of those places that nobody ever gave a shit about in the last 17 years. And the room that we had to record in was so fucking echoey. And we didn't have much furniture because neither was owned any damn thing at the time. Because we were both moving out of New York State, right? We moved out of New York City, and we had to sit in my car.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Right, well, yeah, exactly. We moved in my house. So we had nothing in there. So in order not to be too echoing, we would have to turn Heath's mattress up against the wall and put our reporting equipment facing that way. And it was an inflated. It's not what you're picturing.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It's not as cool as cool as awesome as you're thinking. It wasn't cool. It's not as cool or awesome as that would do it. It's an air mattress. We put an air mattress and we put it hang a heavy blanket over it. We'd shove a table against it. We'd put our microphones and we'd sit straight and sitting straight, like, facing away from each other. But, like, in the same direction so that we wouldn't echo us.
Starting point is 00:51:26 But it was, yeah, and I just missed the simplicity of that. Because even as we were doing it, we're like, well, I hope one day we can look back on this. This is a silly fucking thing we had to do and not the way we podcast. Somebody's ringing the doorbell to find the mess. that was hidden years ago under the bottom of the floor
Starting point is 00:51:46 that was the same year that you won the podcast of the year they had a yep when they did that and yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:51:55 yeah vloggable and shots party you know scotch scotch all right well that was
Starting point is 00:52:04 our yeah exactly I like that's funnier I like the version of going back and it's like unacceptable
Starting point is 00:52:09 I'm going back to change history a little bit So I'm picturing him like It's 2015 He steps onto the golden escalator And he just trips like an infomercial Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:21 I'm going to shoot And just caught him in his neck He's caught him and he shrubs him down Even better He's actually on the up escalator When he falls And he's just still He's like a slinging
Starting point is 00:52:35 Right He just starts to get He dies forever And he still gets $205 That's the best His corpse is just rolling and it's just... It's just almost a liquid now or a liquid that's just in constant...
Starting point is 00:52:50 But we infuse him with other things to keep it going, so it doesn't look the head too much. Are those rocks... All right. You know when you're so... ...and you get on a blood transfusion, and then he got sucked in and that's when we realized there was some kind of vacuum at work? All right. So, I have a big...
Starting point is 00:53:09 I have a standing rule that when we start to talk about... when we start to talk about liquefying Trump's corpse, it is time to take a break. So we're going to step this way. We're going to welcome in Anna Bosnia. All right. Hey, Bob. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I'm getting somebody right. Someone's home. Got it. All right. Don't forget that. Got it. I'm going to sit like a bisexual. All right, yes.
Starting point is 00:53:34 No feet on the ground. Okay. Ooh, am I getting zoomed in on? Oh, that's exciting. I love that. I'm going to play a piece from Godawful music. If you know audio, what is it, audio adrenaline, you might know this song, like recognize this song.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Anyway. Yeah, it's long. Yeah, it's long. Thick. Yeah, it's hardcover. If you've ever met a Christian, even one not on a mission, then you probably had this same discourse. And even if you don't believe about the Bible, we agree, it's just as good as other legends, Egyptian, Greek and Norse, sit right down and give it. a read and see why this opinion is objectively wrong. It's long, but if you keep on reading, it's dumb, but if you keep on reading this spark,
Starting point is 00:54:53 good fucking grief, good luck, suspending that disbelief. Then you gotta find your friend and ask him why would they pretend to have read the book when clearly that ain't right. Turns out most people have agreed to start. agree to skip the genealogies and cherry pick the verses that they like. But seems to me if my religion were based on nothing but this text, it'd be a bit more concerned about the slavery, the murder, and the rapy sex, it's long. But if you keep on reading it's dumb
Starting point is 00:55:41 But if you keep on reading this song Through the fucking Bible I'm gnom in the brain Because it's indescribably bad Ain't a book of poetry sad How folks don't know when they're mad When you say this shit It isn't even good for a book of myths
Starting point is 00:55:57 No morals No story No overarching messages of peace gets really dark and gory Why the fuck would anybody ever want to be a priest? It's long, but if you keep on reading, it's dumb, but if you keep on reading this song Through the fucking Bible, I'm numb in the brain
Starting point is 00:56:26 cause it's indescribably bad Ain't a book of poetry sad How folks don't know when they're mad When they say this shit It isn't even good for a book of myth song, bored, but I keep on reading, I'm floored by the misogyny, good lord. The old and new testaments are equally whack-a-doodle, it sucks, but I keep on reading my fucks. There are none to see here. I'm stuck. I got him at the pages, don't even get me starting
Starting point is 00:56:56 off my merriest ages, and it's long, but I keep on reading it's dumb, but I keep on reading this song through the fucking Bible. I'm numb in the brain, because it's indescribably bad. And a book of poetry said How folks don't know when they're mad When you say this shit It isn't even good for a book of myths And it's not All right, have a good one, everybody
Starting point is 00:57:22 I'll see you next time The incredible Anna Bosnick And with yet another thanks to Anna For always closing it out strong We're going to wrap up the best of there But a quick reminder that the pajama party and the ones from the past are still available to watch for patrons of any of our shows. So if you were thinking about supporting the show and needed a nudge, consider yourself nudged.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Before we turn our devices to airplane mode, I want to remind you that tickets are still available to see us live in New Orleans on September 27th, but time is running out. So be sure to go to got off a Movieslive.com or check the show notes and secure your tickets today. Anyway, that's all the blasphemy we've got for you tonight, but we'll be back in 10,020, two minutes with more. If you can't wait that long, be on look out for a brand new episode of our sister-so's hot friend God-awful movies, debuting at 7 Eastern on Tuesday, and an even new episode of our half-sor-sitel citation needed, debuting at noon eastern on Wednesday. Obviously, I need to thank Heath Enright, Anne Perkins, Eli Bosnick, Anna Bosnick, Lucind,
Starting point is 00:58:20 Thomas Smith, and Lydia Smith for rocking out the live stream and for some epic gamage over the week. I also want to thank Rob Bourgeois of Raspberry Grenade Games for providing this week's Farnsworth Quote. Be sure to check the show notes for a link to his website. And most of all, of course, I want to thank this week's most masterful mammals whose names I don't have on hand because I'm recording this minutes before running to the airport to catch a flight home, but I promise I will thank you by name on next week's show. And if you'd like to hear your name alongside theirs, you can support the show by making a per episode donation at patreon.com slash scathing atheist, whereby you'll only access to an extended ad-free version of every episode,
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Starting point is 00:59:24 him? Be dangerous. No. Am I in jail for making Dolphid sounds at him until he punched me? Like a Dolphid sounds at him until he punched me? Like a Dolph! Orgasm? Do you have that, Eli? Do you have a dolphin orgasm sound that you could do? Absolutely. I mean, you didn't go to NYU for nothing. Exactly. Yeah. This content is canned credentialed, which means you can report instances of harassment, abuse, or other harm at their hotline at 617-249-425 or on their website at creator accountability network.org. The preceding podcast was a production of Puzzle and a Thunderstorm
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