The Shane Dawson Podcast - Becoming parents, Moving on from the past, and Listening to YOUR Fights!... FIGHTS! with Shane and Ryland EP 4
Episode Date: October 10, 2023In this audio only episode of FIGHTS! With Shane and Ryland the boys discuss everything from becoming parents to moving on from the past. They also dive into some of YOUR fights and decide whose side ...they are on! Hope you enjoy!! CALL US 747-263-2512 Go to https://PrizePicks.com/grower and use code grower for a first deposit match up to $100! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Uh-oh, here we go again, fight with Shane and Ryland,
fight with Shane and Ryland, Shane and Ryland.
Hey, welcome back.
Oh, my gosh, we just watched Big Brother.
We're all fired up.
This is going to be a good show.
fired up from Bobby Jain.
Oh, also, okay, so much happening.
First of all, yes, we're going to talk about Big Brother at the end of the show.
We'll save that.
We also have the new segment that we're trying out.
Well, we tried it out on the other podcast, but I don't know if that episode's gone out yet.
But basically, we asked you guys to send us your fights with your significant other, and we're going to referee them.
So we have some voicemails from you guys.
And I went on Instagram and I asked you guys what you want us to talk about.
And I have some suggestions there.
And I have a list of things that happened this week, slash.
fights so it's going to be a good show i was going to say if we're jumping into other people's fights did
we run out of our own honestly i think we did we did it y'all we did it joe um yes so we aren't fighting
as much anymore and i think it's because we have so much going on so much things happening
babies on the way living in two places there's just so much going on that you're just so much going on that
would think we'd fight more, but actually it's brought us together because we're both
spiraling constantly together. Yeah, I think we're going in the same direction as a team.
Right. Instead of being separated. Well, okay, where do we start? I guess we should start with
what people have been asking a lot about, which is, what are we doing? With the babies,
are we moving? Where are we going to have the babies? What have we decided? So here's where
we're at with that. We don't know.
No, we know.
I think we're going to raise the babies for the first year in L.A.
Yeah, I mean, ideally, I would like to be back here in Colorado for the holiday season of next year when they're approaching one year of age when they're starting to hopefully walk and talk.
But I do think, and it's a very hard decision.
I mean, I think that's kind of what causes me a little bit of anxiety when I wake up in the morning, too, and my stomach turns a little bit.
just because we are separated also by families.
So it's like your families in California.
My family's here.
And it's a very hard decision to make.
I have seen a lot of people being like,
you guys are happier in Colorado.
Shane likes it more in Colorado.
And I just want to say this isn't like a me only decision.
It's like both of us on the same team talking out every scenario
and making the best decision for us collectively.
Yeah.
I mean, I've gone through a journey with L.A., Colorado.
We were today looking through pictures of the last six years on Rylan's phone.
I don't know why we start.
Oh, I think we're because we were like, oh, we're going to decorate the L.A.
house for Christmas this year because we'll be there for the babies.
So what did we do last, you know, three years ago when we had Christmas there?
So we were looking at pictures of that house the last time we decorated.
And it was interesting.
We went through like all the eras of our lives together.
The good years, the bad years.
I mean, so many of those.
Well, no, we've had good years together, all of them, but different circumstances have made things challenging or great.
Right.
And I think originally I looked at Colorado as like, oh, that's where I'm going to live forever.
We're leaving L.A.
We're going to Colorado.
And which I'm so happy we did.
I think it brought us closer together.
I think it jumped started us wanting to have kids and being ready for that.
I think it's changed our.
entire lives. Yeah, 100%. But I also think it was, like my therapist said, you know, the couple years
ago, my therapist said, you know, she was all for the decision to go. But she was like, but don't feel
like you need to run away from your house in L.A. because you can always make new memories there,
make a new life there. It doesn't, like, just because it's the same house and it doesn't mean that
you can't start over where you're at. And I think I was very much like, nope, buck that, bye, burn it down.
See you later. Let's sell it. And I will say the move here.
here happened organically. We weren't looking for the change. We weren't looking to run away from
our lives in L.A. Like, we were visiting my family. This house popped up while we were visiting.
Like, it was very organic. And we did think we were coming here and closing the chapter on California
completely. But that doesn't mean that you weren't going through the most traumatic period of your
life. And that house did associate all of that trauma for you, even when we would go.
back to visit to kind of try to tie up loose ends and close that chapter, you did not like it
for the first couple of times we went back.
No, I hated it.
And I think it was because I truly hadn't been able to move on from that chapter of my life.
And I mean, there was so much.
That was, that was if I, when I'm 90 and I look back on my life, I think 2019 is going to be
a huge chapter in my brain.
I mean, it was, you know, the year I proposed, it was the year we did the conspiracy palette, the year we did that series, you know, it was just an amazing, intense, crazy, sometimes horrible year.
I got canceled at some point that year, not my big one, but, you know, I got, you know, a really bad one.
And it was just a really hard year.
But I think a life-changing year.
And I think I used to just associate that house with.
that year and now I've almost in my brain been able to see the good in that year like I'm so
grateful and proud of things that we did that year and I don't know it just I'm just feeling a lot
more mentally stable than I was three years ago to where now I feel like I could live in that
house have my children in that house start new memories and I'm not going to be spiraling every day
about like oh my god this is where I had a panic attack or oh this is where I was when I found out on
Twitter I got canceled it's like all of that's gone now which is crazy we have really brought
new life into that house as well and like we've been documenting that organically too like we've
made over almost all of the spaces in that house and I think for us it's been really exhausting
because when we were full blown all the way in on Colorado I was flying out my podcast co-host
twice a month and then Shane started his podcast we were flying out like four people or at least
three people once a month for that and the scheduling and the organization
and it was just like financially it doesn't make sense to be flying all those people out so then we just started flying there but then we have all of our animals here and it is like it's a wonderful um a wonderful problem to have i don't even know if we can call it a problem it's just it's become something where we're like especially where the kids are coming right before christmas it just feels like having them in the warmth where we can go out put them in the stroller go on walk
get to appointments easier and like settle a little easier to like this huge change in our lives feels the most practical to both of us yeah I don't know I go back and forth well no I don't know it's hard but my family's there your family's here there's a lot we don't want to bore you guys with this but we just you know want to give you an update of where we're at I mean we are in the middle of doing the nursery the babies are on the way it's
happening. We, that's even a little, another confusing thing that we, I don't know if we've talked
about, but figuring out how to get to the babies and get the babies back to our house. Like,
it's, it's, you know, it's different. When you're, when you're giving, when, when, when your
surga is giving birth in a different state, it's really complicated to be like, okay, so, like, how
safe is it to fly with newborns? Do we live? We're in there, in Seattle for a little while.
wild I don't know it's a lot but we're very excited and um not nervous which we should be everybody
keeps telling us we should be and I guess maybe once they come we will be but for now I feel excited
I mean I feel like I mean nothing will prepare you for the actual moment and when the kids are here
but I'm I am trying to prepare myself as much as possible taking all the courses doing all the
research on products I'm really like I've fallen into like mom YouTubers not in like family channels
but more like moms that are like
realistic night in my life
or first 24 hours.
You know, I really just like all in it.
It's all I think about and it's all I do
when I'm not working is really kind of watch
and read about being parents.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Well, there's our baby update.
Also, wait, you like you go back and forth on it.
Now you're going back and forth on Colorado.
I feel different every day.
I mean, we have two lives.
We're living two lives.
I know this is like such a good.
problem to have and it's probably really annoying to listen to us talk about this and I already hate us
for talking about this like oh my god they're complaining because they have two places they live
I know I'm annoyed at ourselves but yeah it is hard it's hard there's things here I love so much
there's things I love there so much that I used to hate and now I love them because I'm in a better
mental state so it's just a weird mix and yeah I grew up there I was born and raised in L.A.
and you know yeah now we're having children of our own part there's pieces of me that are like oh it would be
nice to show my kids all these places that I grew up and like you know moments that I remember when
I was a kid and I'm sure you have that with well you didn't grow up in Colorado but I mean a lot of
I did though I mean and I do like I have crazy waves of being like oh my gosh I'm ripping the newborns
away from my family and then I feel super guilty about that but I just like well here's an idea
what if what if we choose neither and we move somewhere else and we bring both families with us
I mean, I would love, if we, I mean, that would be such an ideal world, but we just have to navigate the best we can.
Right. Well, speaking of moving, I feel like we need to spice this up or talk about something fun because this is, even though it's a happy subject, I feel like this has been a little depressing.
We're not depressed. We're very excited about having babies. I hope you guys don't think we're very much.
No, no, no. It's like everything we're living and dreaming for. That is not what's in question whatsoever.
Well, speaking of moving, I wanted to give a little movie update.
because I haven't really
vlogged about this in a while.
I'll make a video about it
at some point soon,
but things are moving forward.
So the movie,
we are working toward
making it next year.
We haven't talked to actors
because of the strike and everything,
but as far as like I,
you know,
we're right now trying to figure out locations.
And there is a world
where we might have to move
out of the country
for a month or two
and make this movie.
Which I'm so excited.
Like,
I want nothing more.
more than this to become your reality. I finally got to read this script because the first script
that Shane was going to execute on, I had already read that. But this one that is now going to be
your first movie, I finally read. And I could not have loved it anymore. I couldn't put it down.
I was on a plane when I was reading it. The plane landed. And I was like, ran off the plane,
opened my laptop so I could try to finish the script like in the airport while we were getting
our luggage. But I just think it's like so thrilling, so hard.
felt scary funny but you care about these people and there's like huge twists and turns I'm just so
excited to see it come to life myself well I was so nervous for I I have had this script for two years
I wrote it um two years ago with my friend uh Michael Gallagher and we have had it for two years
and I never let you read it because I was too scared I thought oh it's too weird it's a weird movie
I was like there's no way you're going to like this you're going to check out you're going to be
like this is boring this is weird this confusing so I was very scared and when you said you
like did it like made my whole life oh my gosh i loved it and i it will be very interesting if we
have to go out of the country with our twins um that will be a little bit into the new year though so
we'll figure it out it's always something and always an adventure with us but i'm so excited about
that and that you're finally like moving forward on executing pre-production i know there is the
strike, but you guys were filing for the SAG contract, because movies still can be made if
you, you know, if you're making a low, low budget movie like we are, I mean, we're talking like
under a few million dollars, which sounds like a lot of money, but really in movie world,
that's like really low. I think most even low budget movies that you see and you're like,
God, this looks like shit, this is low budget. Those are usually five, 10 million dollar movies.
So we're trying to make it very low. And yeah, so it's just been.
very fun and exciting and yeah i'm excited to like actually sit down and make a video about it and
show you because i've been filming all the behind the scenes and little moments and yeah so i'm excited to
show you guys that well well i just wanted to say what i'm so impressed by is how much work you
have like another full-time job on top of all of your other full-time jobs and i'm like damn this man
is really working because you're like storyboarding the movie you're doing all the meetings for the
movie you wrote the script for the movie and i'm just like wow and you're still getting all your other stuff
that is like forward facing that people get to enjoy in the present day.
I appreciate all that, but what are you trying to get out of me right now?
Nothing, honestly.
You're being too nice.
No, I'm, I'm very impressed that this has come out of you.
Like, we were riding in the car the other day and I was like, damn, he really is like a creative.
And I'm like so, I am proud of you because I'm like, wow, he's going to like, I do believe that you will make movies for a living.
And I think that's incredible.
Okay, first of all, that's so nice.
Thank you.
I love you. Second of all, this is fights with Shane and Rylan. There's not been a fight yet, and they're bored.
Oh, I could start fighting with you. Thank God. So let's talk about, because why I said that I feel like,
what do you want out of me? Because why are you being nice to me? Because it started getting me to think.
I have realized to get you to do anything I want, all I have to do is offer to buy you food.
Which I have always bought you food. I never knew that was a thing that could sway you. So for example,
we went to a coffee shop the other day and I had a very long line.
Probably a 30 minute line, like no exaggeration.
It was crazy.
And there's an option to walk up and get the coffee there, right?
So you don't have to wait in the line.
And I was like, can you, can you wait in the line?
Like, please?
Like the walk up line rather than the drive-thru.
And I didn't want to get out and wait in the line because I look like shit.
And he looked fine.
I was like, can you look fine?
You're skinny. You always look fine.
So skinny privilege.
So I felt like a big old trash bag and you look fine.
And you were in your little yoga pants.
And I was like, please, can you get out?
And you were just like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not wearing like gay tight yoga pants.
I have like whatever whatever so then you were like no I'm not gonna get out well let's just go home and I said uh I'll I'll buy you lunch and you're like okay out of that car faster than he could say lunch because here's the thing like I I don't there's something about me is like we never I'm not good at having like lunch food in the house to prepare but I need lunch or I'm gonna like self implode like I'll get a headache and then I'm miserable and then I can't function and so when you offer to buy me lunch I'm like
oh I'll do whatever you want anything and everything which is crazy it's like $20 to
buy you lunch that like 20 like that's what I can so now that I know this every time I want
something I don't know every single time I have some sort of like financial block when it comes
to like ordering lunch what you're trying to start another fight okay let me just explain
what happened because I don't want I don't want to keep you guys out of loop
mouth was getting kind of cottonball you know like and and I and I was protecting you guys because
I was like okay I can deal with this even my misophonia isn't totally piqued yet but like you guys at
home listening to this like you're going to start to hear this and sound you don't give them ammo
I looked at him and I gave him a sign language for take a drink of something because your mouth is like
doing that thing and so that's what just happened just letting you guys know I didn't want to call him
out because I was trying to to not embarrass him but he just called it out so that I called it
Well, I just don't want to give them more ammo because a lot of people are already like, I can't watch you eat.
And I'm like, well, when I'm vlogging or doing a video, I exaggerate it to the mass.
Wait, who said they can't watch you eat?
So many people are like, I have to fast forward when he, oh my gosh.
Wait, are you serious?
I'm going to do like fights with me and the world right now.
Whoa.
I'll work on getting a song for that.
So, yeah, that was pretty much all I wrote down.
Well, I wrote down that we had, these are not fights.
I wrote down that we had fun.
We went to this crazy restaurant that's like bright pink.
and there was divers inside, but you guys don't want to hear about that because it was fun.
It wasn't a fight.
There's a vlog coming up about that anyway.
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Oh, my cup addiction.
I guess that's kind of a fight.
So lately I've realized, and by lately, I mean, my entire life I've realized that I have an addictive personality.
Sometimes I get obsessed with something and I can't get enough of it and my current obsession is cups
I have probably 200 Starbucks cups.
That's a lie.
It's probably only like 50.
But I have a lot of Starbucks cups every time I go to Target and they have the Starbucks in there and they have new cups.
I'm like, oh my God, what cup is it this season?
I got two last night.
I do everything in my power to keep him away or keep him from looking at those cups because we don't need more of those cups.
And they're not dishwasher safe.
They like all.
But here's the thing.
thing. It's what I need. You know what I mean? Like from my mental health, I need to buy cups that I'm
never going to use and I'm only going to probably use once and forget about them. I need that.
Like to keep myself sane. So I feel like as my husband, you should be supporting me and knowing that it's,
it's helping me wake up in the morning. No, I feel like we tried for so long to, for a long time.
I would say we were hoarders because we loved things and the house became one big.
trinket or what would you call him chachi what what do you call chachis yeah
chachis so i don't need three cupboards full of Starbucks cups that when are used sit in the
sink for a week until I clean that what would you rather have three cupboards of pills three
cupboards of alcohol three cupboards of heroin are you like what's wrong with three
what am i going to do Starbucks cups okay that's what I'm what I'm saying
Keep buying the Starbucks.
It's my addiction and I feel like it's okay.
I feel like there's worse things to be addicted to.
Right?
Fine.
Do you guys agree with me about this?
I'm just going to start throwing the ones that are in the very back that haven't been used for five months.
Or I'm going to take them to the goodwill.
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your fights for us to referee.
And I already know Ryland's going to take the wrong side.
Oh, please.
I had a quick question
It gets kind of dark
To say that Chito was outside
And got hit by a car
And fell
Oh my gosh
And fell into the drain
And say that
But Ryland was like
Oh we should just put a box over Chito
And wait till he disintegrates
Because if we try and take him out of the drain
He'll fall apart
What?
That fucked up
Because my grandma said
To put a box over my cat
And let her disintegrate
Before we take her out
Anyway
just wanted to know because she we got into a whole fight so sorry it's long
hold on i might need to listen to the beginning of that one more time because i don't understand
the what drain the shower drain no the cat um so say that chito was outside and got hit by car
and fell oh my god and fell into the drain and um say that but riland was like oh we should just put
a box over chito and wait till he disintegrates okay wow okay interesting twist i did not
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No, I'm confused.
So the cat, which, by the way, rest in peace.
I'm so sorry.
We listen twice.
How are you confused?
Because what does that mean?
The cat fell in the drink.
The cat got out, got hit by a car, and fell into the drink.
But the gutter?
Yes.
Now, the gutter, if the cat fell into the gutter, how wouldn't it, how would you even see the cat?
Because wouldn't it be in the gutter?
Would you throw a box into the gut?
I guess I don't understand that part.
Either way, I understand that your grandma is.
just, you know, doesn't want, because, yeah, I don't know.
How long has a cat been there?
Because if the cat has been in the water for that long, maybe it would disintegrate?
I think the bigger problem is now the cat has passed.
It's like, have a little bit of respect.
So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know who side I'm on, but please pull that joke on your grandma because it's iconic.
Next.
Hi, Shane.
Hi, hi, Ryland.
I'm a huge fan.
So I am answering one of the fights that me and my significant other.
I've had so one of the five
you recently had was
him jacking off in the shower
and preface I'm all about
self-pleasure self-love
however the reason I got a set was because
when he had come home from work
you know and I was butt naked on the bed
and honestly I wasn't trying to do anything
I just was comfy
and anyways so
then I had asked him to take a shower and in my head that implies hey I'm trying to do
something but anyways he showers and he comes out T.M.I. The head of his fetus and then when I touched
it it, it's so then I'm like hmm odd you know and I'm like what the heck like why is it like that
and he's like oh I just feed and then anyways point is he told me jacked off we had a whole
a fight. I got in my
fields. I mean, we got past it,
but still, who side
were you on? I'd love
to know. Thank you.
I mean,
it is disappointing that he wanted to get
off and you were right there as
the option and he chose
to just go in the bathroom
and handle it himself.
I would feel excluded as well.
Yeah, that's a
hard one.
Um, like you, I feel like, I don't know how to sugarcoat this. Yeah, there, there might be a problem. You might want to like have a real conversation. I mean, about this. And I do understand like if it was in the morning before work and it was like you weren't awake yet. Uh, because I do feel like sometimes you, you do get mad at me, Shane. If you're like, oh, there wasn't a lot. Meaning like, you think that I had recently done something. Have you? No, I haven't in a long time because a lot of the time, if I have, I had.
have like an urge in the morning and you're not up, I just have to wait because I know that if I do
something, I won't be as in the mood later. And then if we do do something, you'll be like, you'll
know. And then you always call me out on it. So it's been years since I've done something like that
alone because you always call me out on it. And I'm just like, no. I mean, but that's more of,
that's more of a joke. I don't really actually care. I mean, I think the difference is if you were to
jerk off or, you know, when I'm a sleeper. So that's, that's different. But, but if I'm like,
laying in bed like, hey, and then you go and jerk off to the other room.
That's what I mean.
Like, maybe you should have a real conversation about this because I have a memory.
And once again, I don't want to turn this into a dark thing.
So there's probably nothing wrong.
You and your boyfriend are fine.
But I have a memory of years ago I was in a relationship.
Eh, not really a relationship.
Kind of a, it was a short relationship.
And I had a similar experience where I was kind of at the in my brain.
And I was like, I don't think I'm going to be in a relationship with this person.
I don't think this is going to work out.
We don't really like the same things.
I don't really know.
And it was the same kind of thing where I knew that they wanted to.
But I was like, no.
I guess I didn't jack off though.
So maybe.
Never not.
It's different.
I just left.
So, you know, that's what I mean.
Like maybe you have a conversation.
See what's really going on because you deserve somebody who is going to jump on you when you're,
you know, offering.
Right?
Yeah. And honestly, if I'd be kind of offended too because I'd be like, did I spark what made him horny? Like him walking into the bedroom with me butt naked and then he went to the bathroom to do the job himself. I would also have a conversation with him because if it's something that's persistent or that, I mean, maybe it's something deeper that you guys both need to address in your sex life. But not to get too deep. It's probably nothing. And your boyfriend was probably like, sorry, I didn't know that you were naked. I just went to the shop. All right. Here's the next one. Wait, this one?
oh my god hi so i saw your instagram posts and you were talking about refereing fights um so me and my wife
we very rarely fight we're so gay we love each other a lot um but one time we had an argument
about what Pokemon character that i would be and i wanted to be abra because abro's really cool
and she said that i am not chill enough to be abra and so the fight continued and um
and then i called her side up because she gets migra so anyway it's a tiny little
fight and it's really insignificant but i mean if you pick it thank you i would like to say never leave
this person because you are never going to find another human being on the planet who wants to even
have a fight or discussion with you about which Pokemon character no i'm kidding they're out there
but but you found the one treat her like a queen you're so lucky if i was to sit here and be like
okay ran then what you know titanic character am i what are you literally you literally
be like uh-huh and then you'd leave the room so you're very very lucky i think this is a fun fight
and i think it's really cute and i even though you said it's a fight i doubt it was a real fight and
if it was a real fight then you have found somebody as uh unstable as you which is even better
i mean i relate in a in a in a way because i feel like everyone always puts people in the
categories of like harry potter and it's like i don't even know the different categories inside
of harry potter and i still get upset when they're calling me something that i know as a
Slytherin. I only know this because I've been friends with Harry Potter fanatics, and I've made parodies, like, over the years. So, okay, let's break you down. From what I remember, Slytherin, which is like the evil, you know, snakey, bad, you know, dark ones.
What I'm saying, if you called me one of these. Hufflepuff. I'm going to, I'm going to rate you.
Hufflepuff, which is the one that everybody says they are. I've been accused of being a fake Hufflepuff in the past. Although I have done a test online.
And it always says Hufflepuff.
Because those are always so accurate.
And yeah.
But Hufflepuff is the one that everybody wants to be.
They're like, I'm a Hufflepuff.
Why are they just like genuine and caring and kind?
Genuine, sweet, amazing.
I think it's the one that Hary is.
I don't know.
I haven't seen the movies.
Then there's Gryffindor.
I know nothing about that one.
That's probably the one everybody is because it's like boring, but nobody wants to
say they're Gryffindores.
Everybody's like, I'm Hufflepuff.
And then there's Ravenclaw.
I think Ravenclaw from what I remember is lesbians.
Now, this is only because every lesbian friend I've had over the years has been a Ravenclaw.
I think it's because Ravenclaw's colors are purple and black, and that's a very high school lesbian color scheme.
And I'm just speaking from experience.
So those are the rankings.
And Ryland, I would say that you are Ravenclaw.
Oh, thank you.
See, I was going to say, if you were going to pin me as a Slytherin, I was about to come for you.
And then I could relate to the woman who got pinned as a Pokemon she didn't identify with.
Right.
Because the personality trait is offensive.
No, I don't think I'm like spiteful or mean.
I'm not looking for the worst or to do the worst to somebody.
But if somebody attacks me, I'm not going to be afraid to.
Right, right.
Okay, next one.
Hey, Shane.
This is Stephanie calling about fighting with your significant others.
Well, me and my husband always getting fights all the time about who found what first.
So, like, for example, I'll find, we'll watch a TikTok together, and I'll be like, oh, send that to me so I can show so-and-so.
And I show them, and I'll say, look what I found.
And my husband will be like, dude, you didn't find that.
I found that.
And he's saying I'm stealing credit from him.
And I guess I did this all the time.
He's like, dude, you're always stealing credit.
And, yeah, and it bothers him so bad.
He won't let me
fit myself stuff that we see on his phone
anymore. He's like, no,
this is what I sound
or whatever. But yeah, it's
silly, petty little fights, but
he gets pretty bad. It's real.
All right, y'all. Love y'all. Bye.
Why are you acting like you
experience this? Okay, so it's
my experience. So, by the way,
I'm going to let you know you're 100%
in the right. He's in the wrong.
My experience is
not with TikToks and stuff.
Well, because you don't even, every time I
you a reel because I'll send you like three or four at like five in the morning and I'm expecting by the
time I wake up that you'll have a reaction to them and you don't you don't want them. It's so much
pressure to like have to wake up and react to everyone individually. I know but every time I every
time three hours after I wake up I turned to you and I say did you watch what I sent you last night and
you're like no and then I make you watch them in front of me and you love them so I'm I'm giving
you gold but whatever but I appreciate it I like when people watch something think of me and
send it to me I'm just going to get to it probably a week later.
Right. Now, what I was going to say is, I will say something, right, like an opinion on something. So let me give a fake example. We'll be watching a movie and I'll be like, you know, I feel like the ending of that movie didn't really work and I feel like the main character should have died, right? I've just made that up. And then Ryan will be like, I don't agree. And I'm like, really? Because I feel like this, this and this. And then we'll kind of get quiet, whatever. And then I'll be watching the SIP, his podcast. Check out.
Oh, please. And he'll be like, oh, I saw this movie.
And Lizzie's like, what did you think?
And he's like, hi, I felt like the ending wasn't that great.
I feel like the main character should have died.
And I'm like, that was my opinion.
And you do that with everything.
I hear you do that in your vlogs, on your podcast.
And listen, here's the way I justify it.
It's kind of cute and sweet that like we agree on things or that I persuaded you to agree
with me on something.
And then you pretend like it's your opinion.
Like it's kind of cute.
But then sometimes when it's like a very specific, unique point of view and I
hear you talking about it like it's your own i get a little offended because i'm like this that
that's me that's my thought i would like a real life example so i can defend myself i mean i don't
i'm not at psycho i don't keep track of every time you steal my opinions okay i wouldn't say that
you're like okay i wouldn't say you're right okay because it happens so much it happens once
a week next time it happens i will call no i don't want to call you out because then i don't
write it down and we'll bring it up on this podcast in real time so it's like a
freshie all right and you guys follow along check out the sip thanks shout out anytime
he has a hot take or oh please or controversial opinion yeah next time i get canceled for
saying something i'm like that was my husband's opinion oh yeah
hi guys i've found like a million voice smells different occasions love you all
she's eating
whatever
um
she's eating peanut butter right now
it was about couples
well I just came off
the most recent
the third episode
of you and Rylan
and he asked about
like
fights I've had
with my significant other
so when I first started
dating my boyfriend
I noticed that he had a lot
of girl boyfriend
had all their
their locations
and that sparked
the fight like
why did I
don't know this
um
sharing locations. Can we talk about that?
Yeah, that's horrifying. And I would also get in a fight if Shane was following one of his
exes location. That's such an intimate thing. And it's, oh, she didn't say exes though. She said
like, or did you? Or her friends? Or maybe she did. I don't know. It's a pretty serious thing
to have somebody's location 24 hours a day. Here's what I will say. I don't know how to do
that. So your family is a bunch of psychos, you included, because you all follow each
other like like I don't know how you even figured this out like your mom knows how to do this like
your grandma knows how to do this you can look at your friends or your family and see where literally
where they are in a map it's like you're like oh my god my mom's at Costco like and I'm like
how do you know that you're like oh our locations and then you guys get into fights because
you're like oh I can't see this person's location oh this person blocked me or oh la la la it's such a weird
toxic very very Facebooky culture of following people's locations and I'm like first of all
how did you figure out how to do that why
did you figure out how to do that and this is weird well i only have very few people's locations
like why why do you need to know where your mom is 24 hours a day um i don't like because if i'm by
her house and i want to pop in i can check and see oh is she home or i don't know it's just fun if
somebody's on vacation you can kind of see where they're at or if lizzie's on the way to film the
podcast i can know like how many minutes i have until i need to be ready do you have mine no you
shouldn't you have okay if you're going to have everybody shouldn't you be mad that you don't have
mine i would love to have yours and i've tried to set it up on multiple occasions and it doesn't ever work
and then you're mad and then you don't want it and then i'm just like whatever um but really i only
have like my mom my brother my aunt and lizzie whatever i think it's toxic and weird and i think
that you should get hack into your boyfriend's phone delete all of his location buddies and then put a box
over him and say, I'm waiting until you disintegrate.
I will say sometimes less information is more.
Slither. He's a very, slithering vibes.
Me? No. Your boyfriend. Oh, right. That's weird.
No, I'm just kidding. Who knows? It's probably innocent. But, you know, it's fun to pick a little
fight about it and be like, who are these? What's going on? I think it would cause a real fight
for us. If you open my phone and so, imagine. Imagine.
Oh, your exes? Like, or even if I had a bunch of like gay friends and I had all of their
locations 24-7 wouldn't you be like uh-huh yeah i guess yeah i don't know i wonder though
if i feel like because our relationship is pretty secure like i don't worry i feel like if i had
other red flags or other things that i worried about consistently in our relationship or caught you
lying to me or then finding the find my friends thing would be a little more alarming if i found it
in the state of our current relationship, I'd be like, oh.
I mean, listen, all of these fights are legit, and thank you guys for sending them.
If you have more, send them to us.
I'll put the phone number in the description.
But I do want to say a real fight would be if your boyfriend hit your cat and then said,
let's put a box over and disintegrate whilst telling you that he's a Hufflepuff,
whilst having all his exes on locations on, whilst telling you.
you that you are the dumb Pokemon. Now if that, if all of that happens in a row, leave him. But
if one of the things happens, it's just a little fun fight. Which also can spark into something
real, you know? Oh my gosh. I'm trying to sugarcoat it. These people are fine. They're all
fine. The relationships are healthy and good and nothing bad's going to happen. Yeah, the worst one
was with the grandma and there's really nothing you can do about your own grandma. Yeah, kick her out.
Okay, we'll be right back. Okay, welcome back. So I have an idea.
So I went on Instagram and I asked you guys what you want us to talk about.
Now, I am too scared to look because, listen, even though the podcast Instagram is a lot of support,
I hate or will sneak through and say something very mean to me.
So I usually avoid looking at comments or anything like that.
So to save myself from getting triggered and wanting to die, do you want to look through these and read the suggestions?
It is Instagram.
I mean, it is funny that it feels like Instagram specifically people feel.
empowered to be rude but let's see um oh we'll start off well okay actually a lot of people
are asking about big brother which is crazy should i save those for our big brother moment yeah
okay um well somebody's asking how being parents is going to affect our relationship i don't
think we'll really know until we're in the thick of it what's your biggest ick of each other
like we've gone through so many in our lives right i'd say you could clean your butt more oh i'm just
that's just you know that that isn't a problem here because we have a bidet in california i need to get
a bidet at every place i live because wiping my ass like to an exhausting amount is just awful can i just
say how refreshing it is for uh people to know that you have a dirty butt because i feel like
you would look at us and think that i had the dirtier butt i don't think my butt hygiene is top
tier my okay keep on okay um okay when the twins get older are y'all going to find out whose sperm
made which twin that's not something that's of super importance to me and i don't think to either
of us, but I do think it will be clear. Yeah, I think it'll be obvious, but I don't think we're
going to make it a thing. Like I, I, listen, we're not going to like keep things from our kids if they
ask or if they want to know or they want to know more. And, you know, we're not going to be like,
I don't know. It's a secret. Like, we're going to be honest and be like, listen, like, you know,
yes, when they're old enough, they're 10 or 13 or they're going to start having questions.
They're going to come home from school and be like, where's mom? They're going to have a lot of
questions you know oh my god they're going to listen back to this podcast oh my god what's next uh a lot
of baby questions one of them is just simple what are you most looking forward to doing with the twins
oh my gosh i mean so much especially around holidays like when we like going to a pumpkin patch
and like with their little jackets and they're looking at pumpkins or like christmas and like the
snow and they're playing in the snow um and just little things like tucking them in and reading them
stories oh yeah like big picture i can't wait for the traditions big and small like weekly
and for holidays uh but like newborn stage i just can't wait to be with them and be in that first
phase of like being present holding them just getting to know i i like cannot wait yeah we're
excited are y'all going on parent leave if so for how long was that another y'all yeah is this a thing
I guess everyone's on to y'all wow it must be a TikTok thing um okay sorry what was it oh are we going on they called it parent leave but I'm maternity leave or I don't know what it is for men we have not figure that out um we don't know I think we obviously will probably have to take some time off but we don't want to leave y'all for too long so I don't know I yeah I mean we're not going to know what our life is going to look like until we're in the thick of it and from what I can tell with a lot of twin parents on
line through parasycial relationships.
It seems like it will be a lot for a minute, but I'm hoping that we'll have some time to
either pop on to this audio podcast or that I'll be able to like put out a vlog that's
minimally edited of us just adjusting to life as parents.
So we're going to try as much as we can, but I'm also not going to force something or like
try to force myself to work when we're soaking it in because I do want to try to be so
present because we're never going to have those moments back yeah i agree um okay somebody said uh thank
you for vowing to not exploit your children i give you big props it's a sad world when you get props
for that but i appreciate the props um because yeah it is it is rough out there um yeah i don't know
it's very interesting we still haven't figured out what we're going to do um because yeah i think
we're living in two different worlds with that i would rather never show our children's faces
you're like a little more like come on we can show them in the background like we don't have to
put the camera in their face i think we can show them i don't want any of our content to revolve
or like i don't want a storyline in a video to be based upon them necessarily um i do think
when they're newborns i'm a little more flexible and then once they start having like real
personalities and thoughts and that's when i would really want to make sure that we're
very careful. I also think it's a weird place for me because I follow a lot of people, a lot of
YouTubers and, you know, movie review channels. And I follow a lot of people on on Instagram and
YouTube who show their kids, but it doesn't feel exploitive, exploitative. It doesn't feel exploitive. And
it just feels like they're, they love their kids and they're showing them. But the difference is
I have been canceled a lot. I have a lot of people that don't like me. And to have my child's
face at any in any way associated with that or in any way like I don't know it just makes me sick to
my stomach I never want my kids to feel like I don't know it just feels weird to me but that's a personal
thing and I'm working on it through therapy so I don't really know but but yeah we're definitely
never going to exploit or shove the camera in their face or call a video like you know jet and maxed
farted like that's not we're going to do so don't worry um okay go into your birth charts so
we've talked about this at nauseam I guess I'm a cancer
you're a torus it doesn't get any more cancer and torus than that oh my god in every single
fucking way um and yeah our our children are going to i think be sagittarius
on the verge of capricorn right it just depends on when they're born with an opportunity quite
honestly what's november what well i started looking the other day and the average
so like i'm not saying this is like full term for twins is 37 38 weeks
but the average twin birth happens at 35 weeks,
and that would actually put us into the last week of November.
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Which I would love.
I love Scorpio's.
I know Scorpio's get a bad rap.
Like, oh, my God, they're so mean and evil.
I don't know.
I get along with Scorpios very well.
Okay, thoughts on, while he's looking, let's move on to
Thoughts on Gen Z's obsession with tattoos and piercings.
What?
Really?
Okay.
I have no thoughts on that.
Good for you guys.
I think whatever makes anyone happy, that's fine.
I did find out they will still likely be Sagittarius
because it's November 22nd to December 21st
and that's kind of in the range of like 34 weeks
all the way to 38 weeks.
Okay, all right, that's good.
Okay, you know what it's time for?
Good day, Julie!
Oh, we're officially changing it to good day, Julie.
Good day, Julie.
Because this week is all about
Bowie Jane.
The 34-year-old DJ
who's definitely not 45.
Bowie.
God, I love her.
Bowie, Bowie, Bowie.
Even Julie drags Bowie.
It is wild to me the backhanded digs
that Julie makes on live shows at her.
Yeah, Julie definitely,
I don't know what Bowie did to Julie.
I think maybe it's because Bowie says good day, Julie,
and I think Julie's like stop trying to have a moment shut the fuck up like I get I think that's why also Julie um has started to mute people I don't know if she's doing it but started to mute people's microphones when they're leaving the eviction room when they're like shout out to my mom and my dad like now they're muted so thank you Julie or whoever's in charge because I fucking hate the shoutouts um okay so can you imagine you're just like at home you haven't seen me for three months and they mute me saying I love you shit listen
a real, a real supportive spouse would be watching the live feeds 24 hours a day.
And I'm sure on the live feeds, you would be giving me your shots.
You're right. You're right.
Okay.
So obviously, these are going to be spoiler, spoiler, spoiler.
If you haven't seen Big Brother, and if you don't watch the live feeds, skip this.
Here we go.
Bowie is H-O-H.
She has put up Felicia and Surrey on the block.
And we just finished the episode about her HOH week.
And she was not in the episode.
everyone else was in the episode
talking about who should be nominated
and Bowie came in at the last two minutes of the episode
and was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
It was crazy.
I was like, wow, even the producers of this show
don't care about Bowie Jane.
Well, no, and it was funny
because she did have a moment at the very beginning
where she's like, what I do know is
I'm not going to be afraid to make a big move.
And then she was nowhere to be found for 40 minutes.
And then at the very end,
I was impressed that
she's working with Matt and Jack
and they heavily insinuated who they wanted up
which is Cameron and Blue
and she was just like nope not putting up Cameron
and I was like okay even though she's like
kind of just doing for the most part what people want
I respect that she was like nope he's had me
I'm gonna have him well you're not gonna like these spoilers
oh are you kidding me
no has Vito already been played
we'll get to it did somebody did Cameron get back doored
we'll get to it I will get to it I will
will blow my fucking head.
Whoa.
I was going to say load and then I tried to censor myself and that turned into something worse.
Yeah. Good day.
Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.
But first, we need to talk about, I would say, the most important storyline of this week,
followed by, I think, an apology that you're going to have to give.
I'm going to have to give one after that statement just now.
Yeah.
Because if you weren't watching, then you wouldn't know.
But Felicia revealed the story behind.
her missing tooth.
Don't laugh.
Sorry.
It's just iconic.
Like, I love nothing more than when she pulls that thing out.
She holds that thing.
She takes it out to brash it.
She treats that tooth like a fidget spinner.
She is always fiddling with that tooth.
And so I'm not laughing because of the story behind it.
It's just the sentiment.
No.
So, yes, Felicia told a story about her ex and how he knocked her fucking tooth out.
And that's why she's missing a tooth.
It was a very sad story.
It was really, really horrible.
But it made me rethink.
the fact that we for the last two episodes have been you specifically have been mocking her
her whistle which now knowing the backstory feels really inappropriate to me mocking that was your
favorite thing in the world for like a month every time we would end a word a word that ends
with us you know but now i feel guilty and bad because i did not know i thought well granted
listen it's never making fun of her we love her so it's i feel
I feel like she would laugh as well at the whistle.
And we're not the only ones that comment on the whistle.
The whistle is my favorite thing she does.
Anyways, we love Felicia.
We're so happy that she got out of that relationship.
And also, we just love, she needs to sell teeth as merch.
Well, I would say she's consistently one of the most entertaining on the show.
She really brings it all of the time for the laughs for the mind-blowingness.
And I was so glad that she didn't get evicted last week because I'm so, like, that normally
when Big Brother does like a backstory,
like rolling my eyes a little bit but this one like it really did it was awesome to hear and i'm glad
that she made it to another week so we could all get to know that story yes i agree um okay are you
ready for the spoilers not really before the spoilers come can i just say like my least favorite
character became weirdly one of my favorite characters like i did not like cameron at the beginning
of the season and i think i still i've been watching less of the live feeds and what bothered me
about him was a lot of his arrogance and and just that he was like running a dictatorship when he was
h oh h um but because he was he became such a punching bag for the house it was pretty incredible
to see him just win win win win win and like fight his way back to the top of this house and to
maintain the way he has so if these spoilers are that he has been backdoored i'm going to be like well
Where's the drama?
Where's the entertainment?
And that's why all of a sudden like Cameron because he is the show right now.
Yes.
I agree.
I did always find it weird when he would call himself daddy in third person.
But it's okay now because I agree.
I do like him.
So what has happened is Jag has won the veto.
And they have convinced, Jag and Matt have convinced Bowie.
And this will happen by the time we wait.
up in the morning. So I don't know what will actually happen, but what is going to happen supposedly
is, um, Jag is going to use the veto on Felicia and then Bowie is going to put up Cameron and backdoor
him. That sucks. Why can't they get out? I can never even remember his name. Corey. Corey. Why can't
they get out Corey? Like, I'm sick of Corey. I like, he's a nice guy, but it's like, I don't know.
Here's what I will say.
And listen, I don't want to censor myself.
But I have had a interesting month since the last time we recorded where I have, did I talk about this yet?
I have had communication with some of the evicted house lists.
And it has changed my life and it has changed my perspective.
Guys, strap in, I was DMing with Heism.
Oh?
I know.
Now listen, in the beginning of the game, Heism was my, not my.
favorite. I thought he was a lot and a little bit of a dictator. Right. Right. Right. Right. Now, as the weeks
progressed, Heism became my ultimate favorite and my king. And I loved everything he was doing, the chaos, the drama, the all of it, right? So he gets evicted. I'm following him, obviously, on Instagram. And then I, I don't check my DMs. But then I randomly, I don't even know what happened, how I got there. But I checked my DMs with Heism. And he had messaged me. And we went back and forth for a few days. And now, like, I'm like,
Oh my God. This man is my friend.
No, we're not. He does. He does not want to be considered my friend probably.
But I consider him a friend. I love Heism.
And then it happened with, it happened with Kirsten.
She DM me. I follow her. And I was like, oh my God, Kirsten.
And then it happened with like three other people from the house.
So now I'm in this weird place where I'm like, okay.
You can no longer. But here's the thing.
Because even you just calling Corey right now like annoying. I'm like, but what if, but what
if me and Corey become friends after this? So here's the thing. But I have to keep it real.
I have to keep it real.
Can I just tell you all like what this proves to me time and time again is like I don't like how and there's so many ways a person is forced to do what they think is best for them to survive that week in the Big Brother house.
I really don't think it's an accurate way to portray or judge their character as real people.
So like Corey has been annoying me in the house.
But like I like Corey.
I think he's a perfectly fine guy that I.
could be friends with you know what i'm saying right you know it is a weird situation to be in because
because yeah with instagram i guess i've never followed evicted houseguess before this is new for me
um and now i'm following i'm getting invested in their lives a lot of them now are starting cameos
which is interesting uh izzie i don't i haven't talked to izzie yet um i don't think right uh no i haven't
but uh izy has a cameo so that's interesting i'm like what are people asking her to say what are people
paying Izzy to say because Izzy's iconic moments from the show where Izzy having mental
breakdowns about like what's happening in the house who's going home. So like if you get a birthday
message from Izzy, is it just her freaking out about your birthday being like, I don't know. I don't
know if it's his birthday or I don't know whose birthday it is and I don't know what's going on. I feel
like they're targeting me. Like is that the birthday message? Because that's iconic and I would pay
$100 for that. Yeah, I hope so. So yeah, I have a lot of questions. Um, anything else talk about?
I don't think so. I just pray that we wake up and she doesn't do what these guys want her to.
to do, because Cameron has been there for Bowie.
Like, Bowie doesn't have a real reason to do this to Cameron.
And Cameron will have her back.
So I hope that she doesn't get persuaded to doing this.
I know.
Well, I guess we'll find out.
Well, there you guys go.
Hopefully you enjoyed this very weird episode.
It was kind of serious in the beginning.
Then it kind of stupid.
And then it got kind of real, kind of we got into a real fight.
And then we made up and then, uh, and then, yeah.
I think you're going to need to cut the dead air of the Q&A portion.
There was a lot of that.
There was a lot of pauses.
I'm sorry.
And that's our show.
See you guys next time.
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