The Shane Dawson Podcast - Big Life Updates... and CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

In todays episode Shane and the guys dive into some of the wildest theories that have been taking over the internet! From Nintendo hiding scary messages in their games to fast food chains BANNING chicken! They also talk about the big celebrity that might be watching the show!! Throw in some new games and an epic Rylands Recap and you have yourself a fun time on the island!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her boyfriend's cousin is and she is now showing our podcast. There is a picture of him and show. Are you? No. What? I know. I know. Wow.

That's like a big celebrity. Big. Big. Big. I'm sure. Hey, welcome back to. Whatever the hell this is, we took a time machine and went three years ago to when Animal Crossing was relevant.

Nice. I just heard about it. Everyone that's still plagued. No, listen, I love Animal Crossing. I'm just saying this is very late. But thank you Simi Terra for this idea. We love it. It's a little traumatizing to Isabel fans, but we're trying not to... To Isabel fans or to you? Because this was the darkest point of your life. What? Animal Crossing. Oh, I thought you meant me doing your makeup. The darkest part of my life. I took some behind the scenes of that because it was such a fucking disaster. The makeup I got was not working, and it was just like I was putting mustard out on your face. We've got to make it work. Make it work. You still haven't seen it. No.

No, it's good. I'll have a mirror. I'm ready to show you. You're ready right now? Well, let's take a second. Before we get into the big reveal and all of this, and you look so cute. Thank you. Bug Catcher. I like don't even know anybody here except for Tom Nook. Do you guys even know what Animal Crossing is? I do from you telling me about it, you know, but as far as I know I'm KK Slider. Iconic. But I have no idea

who everybody else is. I don't know who anyone is either. I've never played. I feel like that game is for you. Really? Yes, because you like making little things and like you can make your little things. You can wear a rainbow gay flag

all the time. You can chase big old fatties. You look like you hunt bears. Yes. Oh, he's going to need a bigger net. Whoa. Okay. So I'm Tom Nook, obviously.

But we'll get to this in a minute. First, I got an email from Morgan. Not your sister. Morgan, but that'd be weird if she emailed me, but from viewer Morgan. And she said, guys, you have to try crayon.com, which is crayon, but it's spelled crayon, like, because there's an AI in the middle, because it's AI. Very scary. AI is horrifying.

It's going to kill all of us and ruin the world, but I thought it would be fun to try that. So basically, what it is, is you go to this website and you type in anything you want, and it will create pictures of that thing. Like, for example, somebody typed in beans coming out of a cash machine. And it created that. No way. Isn't that crazy?

And then somebody typed in soldiers taking over a bouncy castle. And it created that. So we can type in anything we want. And it takes like a minute per picture. So I'm thinking, let's give all of our crazy ideas. And then while that's processing, we'll do the show. And then at the end of the show, we'll have a big reveal of our AIs. Let's do it.

Nobody can. Gay bear pillow. No, I'm just already thinking, what am I doing? What am I putting in? Okay. Okay, so let's start with Chris, since he has one. So we're going to put in gay bear pillow fight.

Pillow fight, yes. Do you want to add something like covered in honey? Sure. Yes. Yes. Okay, I want to do Tom Nook, Skull-Fucking Isabel. Are you trying to get demonetized?

It kind of looks like that just happened. Yeah, Riley was rough. I was thinking of the term to explain you right now. Just got skull fucked to make sense Yeah Okay, well give me a mirror so I can see it Kind of looks like a Simpson juggalo Yes, oh my God, jugolos

I don't know what this was I want to do a giraffe In a tuxedo with braces That is so cute That's really cute That's what I want to see That's going to be art Rallin? Mine was going to be

Tomnick in real life Well do you have any other ideas You can do anything like Hillary Duff and Ryanlin Adams kissing Oh my gosh is that Okay Larry Duff and Adam's kissing That's like my ninth grade

I want to be The giraffe to be a heroin addict, too. I'm just kidding. Really? Because I think that's fun. Is there funnier drugs he could be addicted to? Oh, maybe like less serious ones. Addicted to like computer huffing, like the sprays?

Dust off, yeah. Let's make them addicted to dust off. That'd be great. Okay. So while those are processing, we're going to reveal those at the end of the show. End of the show. We have to wait that long. Yeah. Damn, I wish I could scroll.

Don't give people ideas. So speaking of big reveals. Are you ready, Ramon, to see your Isabel transformation? I'm going to throw you this mirror. Oh, God, don't break it. We don't need that luck. That would be so bad. I'm very curious on what the Chuck technique is going to be here.

Ah! Oh, sorry. One, two, three. I look like Cindy Lou who gone wrong. Ooh. I think it's good. I mean, it's good. It's not Isabel, but it's good.

I feel like I'm in, like, some fetish porn. Wow. honestly pretty good thank you you sure about that it looks the bangs are so rough and here's the thing that I realized so I did this because I wanted you to look I can't look at you and then you know what just arrived I got you in Isabel head so that would have been so much easier oh my this looks so much bad I'm so tired through all that makeup now but this is worth it honestly listen I'm not just saying this if you like of like masturbation video or any sort of sexual thing as isabel you would make so much money right now okay i feel like everybody you'd make so many bells have you seen that like winnie the poo

horror movie i have not seen it but i've heard of it so i feel like this isabel horror it does look very like harley quinn you know or like suicide squad oh yeah i'm into it it's very cool right on so jared the character has a ukulele yeah so jared is when you you win the game. KK. Slider comes to town and plays for everybody naked. That part is weird. And he sings like, have any of them become like hits? Are people like uploading the songs? Yes. Of course, of course. They're all hits. I'm being honest. I'm being humble. Oh, and yeah, in the game, you can catch bugs and sell them. So that's what you're doing. Yeah,

you're selling your bugs. Cute. Yeah, that's good. Um, okay. So life updates. I feel like we haven't like had a life update in a minute. And I feel like a lot of stuff has been happening. I'm sure we'll talk about it in different videos in different ways. But yeah, this was crazy. This week was crazy. We flew to Seattle and we met with our surrogate again. We've already met her and hung out with her and stuff.

So we were in Seattle. And we went for the first ultrasound. And we didn't know if it was going to be twins or not because we were, you know, fingers crossed. We put in two baby boys, one of each of our sperms and the same egg donor. And it was crazy. We walk in to the locker. And we're like nervous. We're excited and we're like praying about it. We're like, okay, we really want it to be twins. But also if it's not, it's what God wanted. And you know, we're trying to be positive either way. And I was kind of praying like, I want a sign. Like give me a sign. We're in the lobby. And the first song that started playing when we got into the lobby was that song, just the two of us. So crazy. It was crazy. It was crazy. This is crazy. I almost started crying. And the surrogates like, what's wrong? And I'm like, I don't know. Emotional. And then we went into the room, went through the whole thing. They put the camera. And Two babies.

No. Two little memories. It's twins. And then they showed us the heartbeats, and it was so crazy. Like, wait, hold on. Let me play you guys a heartbeat. Whoa. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. No, it was so, I mean, I would say best day of my whole life. I know. What? Razy. I feel we got you baby. Dude, their heart beats at the same exact time.

Or are you able to, like, isolate the heartbeats? Yeah. Wow. So that's Baby B. And they're, like, two little blueberries. They're so cute. So, yeah, it's crazy. And we're having kids, and we think it'll be end of December.

Shade, right? I know they could literally be, like, Christmas babies. I guess we shouldn't have done this like this, because, yeah, looking at you while we're talking about it. And now my, I don't know what's happening with my Tom NoCad, but it's a nightmare. I had never once been nervous until after. it was like oh yeah there's two of them growing in there and then i started watching all like i'm so excited it's like it's not like oh what did we do it's excitement nervous but it's you really start thinking about

the reality of oh we have two babies coming and we're not just going to be caring for one infant but there's going to be two and so oh my gosh it's going to be wild but magical and i'm just so excited We're very excited for you guys. Can't wait. I know. It's going to be really interesting because, yeah, we don't know which one is like who, which, it doesn't matter. They're both our children. But we don't know which one is which.

I mean, I guess we will when they come out. Maybe. We'll probably instinctually know. But they are one from each of you. Yes. So one from each of us, but the same egg donor. So they share a mother. I know, which is crazy.

So, and we've been in communication with the egg donor. and she's excited and, you know, we're not going to hide it from our kids. They're going to know, like, you know, we're trying to keep everything very open about it. But it is crazy. It's also crazy, like, telling people in our family because I'm like, who do I tell? Because, like, do you tell everyone or do you wait or, like, do people care? Like, people haven't talked to in a long time. I'm like, I don't know.

It's like a weird thing. And I'm like, I guess it, but then how do you also? Because they're probably also curious, like, wait, two guys, how they have babies? And then you have to, I don't know. Are people still curious about that? Maybe. I feel like it's pretty. I mean, I think people know how it happens.

but it is, I don't think they know how it happens, you know? It's like a very detailed process that like we didn't even actually understand, which we fully still don't understand all the elements of it, having gone through it ourselves because there's so many moving parts and elements and different things and doctors and nurses. I would say there's a lot of people ignorant to it because in all reality, to represent that, you know, a group of people, if you just told me we're having twins, I would definitely say, you know,

like how what's the process who's having the twins so like I do think there's a level of education a lot of people would probably maybe they've heard of terms but the understanding of the process and really what it's all about so you know I definitely think anyone you tell you know would be interested in that it's like this obviously happened a little bit ago but I'm like I can't believe you're both not crying and freaking out right now like this is a huge deal yes uh there was a lot of tears uh it was also awkward because we like we felt found out, but then we were with the surrogate and also with this doctor and nurse. And then, so we go to the doctor and nurse's office and, you know, it's kind of taking a while to do all this stuff, the paperwork, all that stuff.

And we're like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And then we finally, me and him alone got to the car. And that's when we had a meltdowns. In good meltdowns, positive meltdowns. Yeah, because, yeah, this is a moment. We've been waiting for our whole lives. Yeah. I also did find out that some men can breastfeed. Chest feed.

Chest feed. Chest feed. It's an abnormality that some men can create milk out of their nipples. Wait, really? You're serious? Yeah. So we need to test it out. So, Rylan, go over here.

It's like, it would be like equatable to breast milk? Probably not. I don't know. Or is it like something different? You know, it looks like milk? They do have a contraption that guys can put like, it's a fake nipple and they put it on themselves. And then they put the, you know, a wire and then it goes to the bottle of milk. But that's just like too much for me.

And I feel like that. I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know what we're going to do as far as that. But we're not. I don't want to shame anyone who does that. But I feel like I just made a very mean face.

It's cool. I don't know if I'd do it. You know what I mean? You're talking about not producing but just having a mechanism. Like a fake boob. No. I feel like it's a little traumatizing for the case. You could have a baby like me that refuses to breastfeed anyway.

You did? You were that gay. That gay. Refused to breast. I also. I thought you loved boobs. Not. Not sucking on them.

No. Wow. But I mean, I also refused to come out of my mother's vagina. So I'm very gay. Weird. but um that means you loved it what right no he didn't want to meet it he didn't I refused to get near the vagina refuse to come out of it you're like come out of the butt I refuse to where like I'm out of door number two

what are you basing that off of did you just have a super long labor or I see section section baby yeah I was too wait were you guys yeah all yeah back to the boobs so wow was your mom did she feel like rejected like when you weren't sucking on her boob? I don't know, actually. I just know she said she tried and I wouldn't do it. I would only drink out of the bottle. So she was like, oh yeah, this is what it is. So I heard, so I've been doing a lot of research about everything involving babies. And one thing I found out about, have you guys heard of? Probably not. But it'd be weird if you did. But it's called the letdown, which when women are breastfeeding, there's like, I would say, I think it's like eight times a day for 30

seconds at random times of the day. Because they're breastfeeding, they get this crazy overwhelming feeling of like wanting to die like so depressed so miserable i know i'm like i had that and getting their breast fed upon it's like their body is creating breast milk or something and then they get the letdown which is like 30 seconds of intense like i want to die i want to die nothing matters everything's horrible and then it goes away and i was watching a vlog of this girl talking about it and she filmed one of her letdowns and it was like crazy and i'm like how could nobody talks about postpartum in general a lot and they're saying it can last up to, I mean, there, I've heard doctors saying that it can last up to eight years in some

women, which is just wild. Yeah. I have a client who is a content creator as well and has a baby and literally near here, but she talked to me about exactly that, about how she would breastfeed and then would feel like empty and sad and like, yeah, I'd heard about that for the first time from her, but that's not every woman, right? That's just the, it's like a phenomenon called the letdown. So yeah, when you're breastfeeding. Is it every woman? Every single one? Maybe there's some people that don't but for the most part yeah there's a lot of like it's a weird there's a lot of shame brought on upon women themselves or like the baby community about breastfeeding in general and like how long you should do it or if you can't produce enough milk it really is fucked up how much shit we put

on people that have babies you know yeah the mommy shaming or daddy shaming in our case um they're gonna call you mommy i feel like they will the internet's like you're such a fucked up mom yeah um no we don't know what's gonna happen but no we're daddies but no we're daddies but But, um, yes, I don't know what we're going to do with all that. What's going on with you guys? Any updates? Uh, yeah. Actually, you know, this is, and I didn't plan this, but, uh, just to throw out there, I actually, by the time this comes out, I've been working on a project.

Oh, I thought you were going to say serious for me. Oh, no, I wish. I wish. It's happening right now? No, but, uh, we, I am birthing a project. And, uh, by the time this comes. comes out, ironically, it's called Animal Planet. Ooh.

It's very, it's music, me and a buddy of mine, Eddie Booze are making. All the songs are conspiratory, all the topics. So, you know, that's something I've been working on. I want to share it with everybody. If you follow me on Instagram, you've probably seen some clips. But it's come out right now. Okay. So check it out.

That's also crazy that I put you in KK Slider, iconic position. I know. That's what I'm saying. When you did this, I was like, wow. And it's almost like I was going to. forget and I needed all the reminders I could yes so check it out Chris how like what's going on in your

life we have babies a music project it's going this is where all goes downhill I have nothing in my no literally all that I do is work I mean like I don't know I mean the only kind of thing is I did for many reasons but partially inspired by your wife your

lovely lady finally filmed like a first video for for YouTube by nice dude by I decided to hate it. Oh my gosh, Chris. No way. And now I may not. Wait, what was the video about? It was just me like sitting down and talking and me like,

because I used to make videos for fun all the time for like years. And you inspired that in a lot of ways. But, truly. But I don't know. It was like weird, but it was very fun. Like the process of making something just for fun, not for like for work, was really nice and freeing and fun. But then I hated the video.

And then I'm like, should I not do this? I don't know. What did you hate about it? everything I hate like the visual the content the visual is my face so yes I hated I just got to get used to that I also don't know what I want to do I don't know or if I want to make stuff I just miss being creative right I don't know what I would say you should just post it because we're all going to

die and at the end of day who cares and everybody's going to love it because they love you and we're all going to be so excited for you to do it and proud of you Sandy did it I think you should do it and then also like who knows who cares if you don't know exactly what you're playing I think that'll naturally start happening and you'll start getting ideas and random fun things and I think you should just post it. Thank you for that. Right now. That was really nice. Put in public right now. Oh, I don't think I can. Everybody wants you to post it because we all want to follow your journey. Oh, shit. No, I'm excited for you. I'm happy that you're filming because I think you should. Because

it would be a lost opportunity if you don't because you know how. I just have time, but I don't know. I want to. I want to be creative. You obviously have time. You did it. You just hated it. Post it. Okay. Do it. Okay, well, we're going to take a quick little break. What is going on with this? I don't know. We're a mess. We'll see you guys in a minute.

There's a lot happening. Conspiracies. Good. And, ooh, some really good snack hacks. Thank God. Stay right there. Yes. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but I'm so excited to give some love to our sponsor, Displate.

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send a picture of you with our displays in your room or something to Shane Dawson podcast stuff at gmail.com because we want to see them. All right. Enjoy the rest of the show. Okay, so we're back. Sorry, I took off my tombell kid. Oh, fuck you. It was too hot. I couldn't do it. Although I did realize I got myself another costume. A crown? Yes, a bellionaire. Because in animal crossing, it doesn't fit, though. I'm over my thing. But in Animal Crossing, you can be I'm a bellionaire, and that's when you get all the bells. So I'm a billionaire, but it doesn't really work. Why don't you pull out what's in the sack?

I always empty my sec before show. Okay. Now is my favorite part of the show where we talk to you guys. And we have voicemails. We have emails. And we have one of the craziest things ever. Oh my God, sorry, I just forgot. Now I just remembered.

This is crazy. You're going to be so excited. I'm so excited. Okay, we have a celebrity encounter. Okay, we'll get to. What? I know. I know.

I know. We'll get to it. Okay. So first, this is from heaven. This is from heaven. She sent us an email. She says, He fucking blue balls, bro.

What are you doing to me? I'm still waiting on our AI picks. Yeah, well, it's coming. Okay, so Heaven said growers over showers any day. Love you guys. And here's a picture of her just sporting the grower hoodie in public. I know. She's cool, dude.

She's really cool. Shout out to you. Shout out to heaven. Okay. Erica, she said that. Oh, her name is heaven. I thought she was describing heaven as like being with the grower. It's heaven.

But I first saw that's where I thought about it. Erica, she said she's been dealing with body dysmorphia and this grower hoodie has helped her and that she feels really comfortable in it. And this is her hanging out in front of her car. Look at that big old Stanley. Flexing with the Stanley. And look how cute she looks.

She looks so pretty. Look at her flexing by the Jeep with the Stanley. What a fucking queen. I love her tattoos. Queens only. Okay. This is from Jill. This is crazy.

Okay. So Jill said she loves a show. she wanted to send us to love. And she said that her boyfriend's cousin is Matt LeBlanc. And she is now showing Matt LeBlanc our podcast. Here is a picture of him and Matt LeBlanc. Are you fucking kidding? I know.

What? I know. I fucking know. Matt, Matt. Matt. If there's any chance in hell that you are still watching this show, or if you ever watched it again, I hope you clicked on this episode, he left, right? He saw this and he was like, what happened to Phoebe?

Matt, he's loving it. Joey is our favorite character. We love you so much. We love friends. We love everything you've ever been in. How you doing? Even, whoa. I don't know if I could ever do that good again.

That was really good. He needs to come here and show me how to do it properly. Listen, we're not that type of people. We don't care about celebrities. We don't try to get back on the show. Nobody wants to come on the show. Anyway, but if you even just want to call in, like we love you so much. So shout out Matt LeBlanc, we love you.

That is so cool. I know. That's like a big celebrity. Big. Big. You're a cute picture. Matt Leblancke, yeah, he's an icon. It's kind of.

disrespectful to call him a big celebrity. He's an icon, like you're saying. He's a legend. He's a fucking Joey. Thank you. You know, well, he's not Joey. He's more than that. But, I mean, he gave the world Joey. I know. Matt LeBlanc.

This man is a legend. A fucking icon. Wow. Okay, so thank you so much to Jill for letting us know about that. Let us know if he made it through an app. Yeah. Can you imagine? There's no way, but, you know.

He listens to every episode in the car. That would be crazy. What if he's a grower? He's our king. Wow. I always knew it. Chandler's the shower. Now you're labeling him.

For sure. So this is from Marley. She said hello growers and showers. Shout out. She said she's been watching since she was 10 and that we mean so much to her. And she got her boyfriend, a grower. That should be a trend. That has to be a new hot trend.

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Wait, this is not working. Wow. Oh, my God, girl. Oh, my God. I can't believe she sent it. I love it. I love it. My favorite video I've almost ever seen.

Wow. Wow. Wow. That was right. That needs to be a TikTok trend. Can you imagine everyone giving them. It should be. Absolutely.

That was fucking insane. Wow. Thank you, Marley. Okay, voicemails. We still don't have a name for this segment. It's been six months, and we still don't have a name. Okay, I'm just going to say, I haven't heard these voicemails yet, but I do know that one of them is really intense.

That's all I've been told. Nice. So here we go. Hey, Shane. Hey, guys. We love the podcast. I just wanted to get some advice. I had a weird intuition that my boyfriend was texting,

other girls and like DM a girl's on Instagram so I made a fake account and I was messaging him as like another girl a different girl and I've been texting him as this other girl for about a month now and he wants to meet up with this girl and stuff like that so just give me advice I don't I don't really know what to do I mean dump is obviously This turned out true, but give me advice. How do I end this or how do I finish it? So she needs to get a grower hoodie, right, and set a meetup at like a Starbucks or something and then surprise him with it and say, I'm Vicki, bitch, or whoever the name is, and send it in. She obviously got to dump this fucker.

I mean, obviously, she knows this. First of all, thank you for calling in. We're going to give you advice, but I have a lot of questions. I wish I could talk to you right now. First of all, she's been talking to him for a month as another person. That's interesting. Heartbreaking. She's getting something out of this.

Do you think she likes reconnecting with him or is this a kink? Well, how much will he reveal that maybe she doesn't? I understand she's probably far in it. And the thing that sucks about this is her feelings are probably very hurt. If she can separate that from herself, how iconic would it be if she set a meet up with him? And she's the one sitting there. I mean, that is so toxic. But I'd watch the fuck

And then you break up with it You say goodbye It's the breakup It's pretty much catfish It's very much catfish It's 50% of the time But it's like You fucking asshole

You should be calling Catfish Because that should be in the show Yeah I mean Catfishing my friends Not a good But I mean

I mean yeah This is It's overall kind of sad Maybe she doesn't want To get the ruse up You know Maybe she's trying to figure out What to do

With this character That she's playing online But obviously Separate yourself As soon as possible Like this isn't somebody that would help you in any way Unless you're into this kind of shit And you're like wanting to be open relationship with somebody

This is not positive for your life For her to go to those extremes Of like feeling the need of making account And feeling like she probably wanted proof Or like maybe she had an intuition But didn't have something tangible proof That he's cheating or is a cheater And he is and you know that now and just break up them

End it don't cause any more drama or toxicity just end it right now. I'd burn the house down and fucking kill him too. I don't like, no, I can't take the high road and just be like, you're cheating on me and talking to the fake account. No, fucking confront the motherfucker. I would, there's no way. Why?

Why? What's the point either? Okay, you don't want him to apologize because it's not real. What? You want to, if you don't want to stay with him, which you don't, what's the point of that? Causing a big blow up and I don't think it's a big blow up. It's just you're on your way out and you're like, you're a fucking asshole. Print them.

put him on the table and say goodbye but if he's doing this he's the type of person who doesn't really care about that I know but she's still she's done this for a month because she's obviously her feelings are hurt she still loves this asshole I know we'll find you a new person that's not going to do this to you um which is our dating service

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Okay, here's another one. What up? It's Lucas, aka Bigel, and there's this Jewish girl in my school, and she's such a baddie. You know? I love Lucas. I don't know how to make a move on her. I need some advice. She's like a theater kid and stuff, so I feel like it might be easier than a regular kid. But, you know, I need help, man. First of all, Lucas, I judged you early, but maybe, you know. She's the theater batty.

It's not fair to say about theater kids. Very fair. I was a theater kid. But he also called her a baddie. So she did. A theater baddie. No, she's a theater batty for sure. When I was in theater, I had, you know, my friends and we were all in theater.

And one of the girls I was really close to, like, she was a baddie for sure. And she also was like playing all the theater boys against each other. You got to watch out for these theater girls. They are smart. They're good actresses. They bring out the tears. They're good at showing fake emotion. Like you got to be careful, Lucas, because she's a baddie, but she could turn.

what was the question how is he going to approach this baddie okay uh Lucas from my perspective man there's a lot of books you can read on it but you just got to be very honest most people aren't honest these days and it throws people off enough and have a genuine moment with you to say look I've been admiring you I think that you're very beautiful and I love just to get to know you better you know something like that because at a minimal level you're going to be genuine and then you don't have to like put too much pressure in the moment and it works I have an idea but It's probably toxic. Okay.

You should make a fake account. Yes. No, no, no. You should prepare a monologue from like a really romantic movie. And like, because he doesn't sound like a theater kid, right? He's kind of like a, yeah, yo, my name's Lucas. So I'm sorry. Was that a inappropriate?

No, that's how he said, yo, it's big L. Yeah. You know? Big O. Big O. Big O. So what he should do because this is very against type for him. He should like, you know, rock in.

and like she's sitting at lunch or whatever and she's talking to her theater kids and then he's just like to be or not to be that is the question and then he should do a whole monologue What if he's bad? No,

what if he's bad? No, but what if he's so good? And he gets a tear out because that happens like sometimes like people like rappers will start acting and you're like oh this is going to be bad and then they win a fucking Oscar? But then is he the comp

to do the theater kids want to be with a better act? What if he's so good and she's all like I hate him? No. He sucks. You'll be covered in baddies because all the other theater values are going to want him. So, dude, you're teaching the horse how to drink water is what you're doing, right?

I got you. Wow. That's what you should do. Prepare a monologue and fucking crush it. And then have the whole school watching and then everybody's just getting into it. Oh, my God. I got anxiety. Film it.

Send it to us. I like Jared's advice. Bad nevick. Be a little vulnerable. Put yourself out there. Complementary. Well, how do you, okay, question, Chris, because we're all boring in relationships forever. How do you?

Must be nice. I'm just getting it to do you're still a relationship not for a long time you said forever oh my god I'm scared because you said not for a long time and I'm like it's it ending what's how it's just new but so how do you like with your current boyfriend how did you make a move or did you say something or did you say like I like you and well that's a weird it's not a good representation of like a normal because we didn't like meet out in public but it turned from friend to something more yeah I mean I don't know I don't have any like great advice on that I'm like not cool or like smooth in that way at all But I think in general, for me, it's always just worked to just be very much myself.

And if they either like me for me or don't. And I think in general, that's not bad advice. I think you just gave the best advice. Don't worry about being cool and smooth. Just be yourself. Okay, I still like the monologue thing, but yes. Oh, no, definitely. But you could be out, you a baddie from the moment I saw you had me.

I'm going to say, Lucas, for a very low price, I will write the whole song for you. Oh, my God. He just gave me the big all. That was, oh. Oh, my God. It's like Hamilton. His monologue can be like a half rap, half like. Okay. We're all on board.

That was so cool. That was really good. Definitely record it. Yeah. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show again, but I'm so excited to talk about hair story. Don't go anywhere. Please, let me show you something because I've talked about hair story a few times before. And I know, it probably seems fake because I'm so excited about it.

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and they're probably going to be like, chill. But I really do want you guys to try it. All right, enjoy the rest of the show, and enjoy your hair. I need to work on that. So, I have a new game idea, and this involves interaction with the viewers. So I heard this miss.

Yes, and we're going to see if it's true or not. It's called the 7-Eleven rule. Don't get excited. It's not about 7-Eleven. I'm saying we're going to fly in slurpees. Darn it. Okay. So there is a myth, but also it's kind of real, that your first impression of somebody, right, like a total stranger, you make in the first seven seconds of meeting them, you make 11 assumptions instantly.

Wow. Your brain makes 11 assumptions without you even trying, right? And I was like, this sounds like bullshit, right? So I read the 11 assumptions. You make assumptions about their education level, economic level, their believability or honesty, their trustworthiness, their level of sophistication, their job. gender, their level of success, their political background, their religious background, ethnic background, and their sexual desirability. You make all of those instantly, which I thought was bullshit, but I tried it.

I just Googled a random picture of a woman, and I looked at it for seven seconds, timed it, and then I looked at this list, and I had an answer for all of them. So I asked you guys at home, those that are over 18, to send us pictures, and we have a few ready. This could work dangerous. We could lose some viewers. This is feeling like an hour-long segment. I love this. Now, they're all on board, so everybody's agreed to this.

So we're going to show a picture, and then we're going to have seven seconds to look at it. And then I'm going to go through the list, and we're all going to answer what we think. And then I have them fill out the answers, the true answers. And we're going to see if this is real. And if we're right, and if we're psychics. Whoa, is this dangerous? Are we just judging people? Yes.

That's for survival we've had to For millennial You know what I mean This is just an instinct So this is very fascinating I'm very excited to see how this goes Okay First picture, here we go

Okay Oh, crying Damn, Julie, it is kind of dirty With the crying though Okay, wait, don't answer yet Don't answer yet Seven seconds So everybody looked for seven seconds

Okay, ready? So let's go through the list Okay, education level I think she's in college I think she's in college Junior college Yeah, college sounds great Like early college, I think.

I don't mean it, like, less than college. Like, she's early in her college career. Okay, got it. Okay, economic level. Well, she's in college, so. But, like, what would she grow up in? I'm going middle class. Yeah, I mean, she had, like, a really nice jacket.

So maybe, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe not. I'm saying middle class. Upper middle? Upper middle. Perceived credibility, believability, and honesty. This is a weird question for someone to answer about themselves, though.

I'd give her a seven out of ten. But seven out of ten, right? Yeah. I have a thought. Well, she's. I instantly, and this is Julia, we love you, right? We love that you're a viewer. I don't want to shit on you.

But people who take pictures of themselves crying, I've done it a couple times before. Like when I'm editing something, it makes me cry and I want to show it like how emotionally invested I am and what I'm making. But like people who have like a lot of pictures of them crying. To me, there's a little something off about it because like, why are you taking pictures of that?

Is it to send to somebody to get them to, you know, what I mean? I feel like a lot of girls do this. That's true. Maybe it's a girl thing. Maybe it's a girl thing that we just don't understand. I'm knocking her down a couple points for that. the crying. Well, that's why I gave her the seven out of ten. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The three points were because seven out of ten. Well, the three points are because she was crying. I felt a little

manipulated by the crying. Like, she could have sent us any picture. I'm at a five point three at best. Damn, we just lost the viewer. I don't know. I don't even understand. Okay, how credible is she to what? Like, do I believe her? Yeah. And anything she tells you. I give her a six then. You're right. Okay, I'm being rude. Six. All right. Uh, trustworthiness, kind of the same thing. thing. I weirdly trust her, though. I trust her. I'll give her an 8 out of 10 with trust. I don't know about her friends, though, that she talks to. You know what I mean? I don't know. I trust her six and a half. This is just a problem in my life. I'm very naive and I feel like I trust everybody.

Until they ruined my trust. Level of sophistication. I'm saying she's very sophisticated. She seems very sophisticated. Very sophisticated. I feel it. I think she's sophisticated, but she likes fart jokes. You know, she's a fun one. Yes. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Why don't you? Faris. Fartis. Gender, woman. Level of success.

I'm going to say, I think she's still in college, and I think she, but I think her parents pay for things and she doesn't have a job. That was very judgy. I think she has a little part-time gig. I think she has a little part-time gig. But even if she does, she doesn't need it.

It's not like one of the, like, it's not an hourly gig. It's like part-time somewhere. Okay, political background. Democrat. Instantly liberal. Definitely. I think she's, I think she's, uh, her dad likes, um, her dad likes Trump. Interesting choice.

I don't know. I don't, I'm just going to say a Republican. I don't know. Wow. That's a big fucking, but maybe you're right. Religious background. I don't know why about it. I'm going Christian.

I was thinking that too. It doesn't really line up with everything else who said, but for some reason I think she's Christian. Well, yeah. I said her dad likes Trump. I would say Christian, you know, it's, it's easy. one. It's a majority. Ethnic background. White as fuck. White. Russian.

Okay. Okay. That's a choice. Okay. Last one is this one is going to get us in trouble. It's pervy. But she's of age. And we also love her and we don't want her to stop watching. So, uh, sexual or, uh, social desirability. So like, you know, smash her pass basically. This is dark. I'm not going to smash her past necessarily, but she a batty. She a batty. Right? I mean, I don't, I'm not going to, you know, she's,

a very attractive girl you know she's beautiful it doesn't I don't get like sexual energy from somebody of a picture of somebody crying here's what I will say she gives me she she is pretty and I think she could get a lot of attention but she purposely makes herself not

like she's wearing a hoodie and she like I feel like she's not confident yet and like when she's in her 20s oh baddy baddy baddy and she's going to be pushing all these guys away but right now she's still a little young and she's a little like I don't want to do that right now and she's in college That's how I feel. She's like a, she's like a, she's like and she's all that where they took the glasses off and then it was like, whoa, you know? Exactly.

She's holding herself back a little bit. Um, okay. So we have the answers. This is crazy. Why is this is so crazy. Okay. So here we go. Julia.

So that was her. Oh my God. Hello, Julia. She's, sorry, we just put the picture back. Oh, I think she fuck. She's rich. I changed my answers back. That's an ostrich skin, feather fucking turts.

She's got air pod maxes. Oh, she is upper middle class. Look at her jacket with the fucking. She's rich. And she fucks. Yeah. Wow. I got some things wrong. And I think on her lip, I think she had just gotten lip injections. Rich rich rich as fuck. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Education level. She said she said, okay. So we're all right. Economic level. She said, sorry, I'm not too sure how to answer this because I'm unemployed and my husband supports me. Wait a minute. Hold on. We're kind of half right. We thought it was her parents. We thought it was her parents, but it's her husband. Okay. So she's probably a little older than we thought. Married, yeah. Maybe not. Maybe she'd Mormon. Okay.

Number three, credibility. Oh, this is crazy. This is fucking crazy. She gave herself a seven out of ten. Oh, right. I think that's going to be a common answer. She said, sometimes I hear crazy things. I believe it right away, and I start telling everyone, as if I know it's a fact, LMAO.

Okay. Oh, now I get what credibility. Okay. Okay. Believability. She said seven out of ten. She said, I have some crazy stories that people think I made up. but that's just because my life has a bunch of unfortunate events.

And for competence, I guess that was one of them. She put six out of ten. So she gave herself like a seven to six out of ten on all of them, which is kind of what we said. Fair. Oh, honesty. She gave herself an eight out of ten. She's at a little white lie once in a while,

won't hurt anyone if it's for a good reason. How do we know she's being honest about the eight out of ten? You really don't. For trustworthiness, she gave herself an eight out of ten. I think that's what I gave her. She said, I feel like I'm a pretty trustworthy, but if the gossip is too juicy, I may have to spill it to my husband.

That's why I said it depends on her friends. Because I knew she spilled tea, dude. I knew it. 100%. Orientation. She's straight. Did we even... But she's kissed a girl.

She's kissed a girl, but she's not going to marry a girl. We know it. But I feel a lot of girls have kissed other girls. That's like a pretty common girl thing. Level of success. She gave herself a five out of ten because her goals have drastically changed this year and she had to start from scratch. Did we say five out of ten?

That's what I thought that. For success? I don't remember. remember we should be writing on her own because I don't I think we just said she's in college I think she works a part-time job okay politics she said I'm not too into Western politics well sophisticated but I am from Russia oh my God oh my God knew it Jared Jared whoa I can hear her accent I'm telling you I hear accents oh my God she said I am from Russia my biggest dream is for Russia to become a free country sad face I can go on

about this for hours to be honest Um, so she is political, but she's fucking Russian. That is crazy you called it. Wow. Okay. Religious. She said, I was raised as a Russian orthodox, which are considered Christian. Oh, we all got it.

She's white, Russian, and maybe some other mixes. I'm not sure because I was adopted as a baby. Curfow. I was thinking that. Okay. And the last one is her sexual desirability. She said, I've been straight my whole life, but sometimes when I get drunk, I have thoughts about sleeping with a woman. So does that make me fully straight?

question mark and i only enjoy lesbian porn mostly i have no i think that's a typical cheater that bit i was going to say like a lot of straight women in my life like exactly that you got everything that was fucking crazy but i kiss a girl and i like that so i do you know jared won when you grow up not trust in anybody you learn how to really read people you know what i'm saying wow um that was luck hey okay shout out to our sponsor today see keek So you guys already know what Seekek is. I'll explain it if you don't, but I'm sure you do. It's a number one rated ticketing app with over 28 million downloads.

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Bigger than the fruit roll up with ice cream? Different because this is more of a savory option. So you can mix them up. Okay. So I gave everybody a bag of chips. So we all have different. I have toxies. You have Laze.

Blue heat. So what's the best flavor of all time except for an ice cream? Sweet and sour. Close. Ranch. Ranch. So ranch, obviously, there's ranch chips. There's ranch flavored things, right?

But Andy said, hey, what if you took ranch seasoning and poured it in your bag of chips and shook it up? You could make any chip ranch flavor. I'm going to ruin the whole bag. No, who make the whole bag better? So open up whichever bag you want. You want to ranchify. I'm going to open this because I don't like him as much as the hot chitos.

This is so sad. No, you guys have to have faith. It's going to be good. Andy's life said it's going to be good. He wouldn't lie. TikTok never steers me wrong. How many of our TikTok things went wrong? None of them.

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like options. Drop by or visit us at shanko.com. Shane Company, your friend and jeweler. Oh my God. It smells like ranch. It reminds me of when we used to dust crickets at the pet store. This might be a good hack. This might be a good hack to not eat them if they're sitting in the pantry. Ready? Does everybody have theirs? Yes. I think. Okay, wow.

I don't know if you guys can see this, but it's like perfectly dusted. Mine or not. Yeah, here we go. Dude, I'm just gonna dust a chip itself, bro. I didn't even taste nothing. Yeah, I think we got a dusted chip itself. As an avid talkies lover, talkies is my favorite chip, ranch is my favorite flavor.

This is the fucking shit. Oh, dude. This is the fucking shit. This is so good. With talkies, it works. Oh my God. It works with talkies. You gotta just dust one laid in.

You got to a solo duster. It worked with the Funions. I'll tell you that. I'm just going to dip a talkie straight into it. I got to dip a Funion straight in. No, no, no. Put some straight onto it. Dusted solo.

You could taste it? Okay. I didn't taste it. Wow. These are fucking good, too. Delays. I'm just trying to really make sure that I'm getting one with a lot right now. Oh, yeah.

Wow. This will work. Okay, this has a lot. Oh. Wow, if Funnians had a mascot, it's you. I was just as skeptical as Rhineland, to be honest. It's good. It's real good.

I think it might be good on hot Cheetos because it might cool it down just to the touch. I'll try it because it works. That was my first ever talking experience. They're good. What do you think? I mean, with ranch right in the thing, it's delicious. Delicious.

Wow. That's amazing. This is wonderful. Well, hack-approved. Thank you, Andy's life. And I was skeptical. You were. Okay, so this-

Be good on popcorn, too. We have that, apparently. Interesting. Do you want to try that? Because I have some. That could be good. So we found out recently that you can. Postmate

popcorn from the movies Of course you can That's genius It's a problem And they put They put a fucking big pub Of butter So they sent it to us

In like a trash bag And all sealed up A luxe trash bag And then inside Look at They have this bottle of butter That you can squirt all over it And shake it up

I would buy it just for that Life hack to eat popcorn for the theaters Maybe put some in your hand Yeah Yeah Sorry I think that's gonna be good.

The hot Cheetos? You're not putting... Oh, I just wanted a baseline. Just a quick baseline. See what it tastes like. Right. Wow, that's going to be so good. It's interesting.

My mouse watering is looking at it. I don't know if I would want to combine those too. I'm looking at the hot Cheetos. I've got to have one. Wow. You got to pass that over here after you have one. You may want to put more, but yeah, wow. Wow.

Like ranch popcorn. I like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I just kind of want that bottle of butter. Here you go. You want to squirt. Oh, my God.

If you put popcorn in mouth and then squirt this in your mouth, you're my fucking hero. Dude, I don't have diarrhea for weeks, dude. One time I ate a whole big bucket of really buttery popcorn at the movies when I was like 12, and I came home and I started squirting butter out of my ass, and I took my pants off and I got in the bathtub

and I was squirting butter. Like, it was like, it was going on the walls, and mom came it, do you remember that? And mom was like... I think I do. She wanted to take me to the doctor because she thought I was broken. I was squirting butter out of my ass. Here's the butter. Perfect. What? Got to try this. With hot Cheetos. Dude, I'm a squirt.

butter in the talkies bag. The hot Cheetos is the best in the game. I really had given up on these, if I'm being honest. I always enjoy it because it's fun, but this works so well. Wow. Well, thank you so much, Andy's life. Oh, my God. For changing my life. Thank you, Andrew. And ruining mine. Okay, so now

this is more of a conspiracy. Welcome to Conspiracy Corner. Hi, welcome back. Because our first conspiracy involves soda. Now, this came from Jessica. She said, not really a conspiracy, but kind of. Good enough for me. She said, gingerail is actually just Sprite with a dash of Coke. I know restaurants that do this when they run out of gingerail, and they'll just put Coke inside of Sprite and nobody notices the difference. So I want to try this. We have ginger ale and we have Sprite and Coke, so we're going to see if that actually takes like it.

I actually have, I know about this hack, and it does. It should. The thing is, restaurants don't have ginger ale at all. They don't run out. This is how they make ginger. Like if you go to a bar and you order a Moscow Mule that has ginger beer and they just use ginger ale instead, they'll just do this. Wow. Oh my God. I don't drink.

I don't drink. So if I go to the bar, I can't just drink Red Bull all night. So I'll get a ginger ale and it's usually what they do. So this one's actual ginger ale. So this pea color you want is ginger ale. So let's try that. It does taste like Sprite with Coke. It's like watered down Coke.

Okay. So now open up your Coke. Let me just taste the Sprite Olaude. and take the sprite and we're going to mix in what do you think like the dollop that's I put too much good the sprite is good okay here we go they're the fucking same yeah oh my god why you're not shaking me so much because you because you never thought of it because it's like such a weird combination is what does that say about Coca-Cola

I know is there ginger and coke I feel like the ginger ale has a tiny bit more carbonation I put too much coke we're not judging the carbonation flavor profiles the same yeah but how does that make sense i don't know because there's no ginger in coke or sprite is ginger real is ginger real okay less than 2% of ginger extract yeah not so that's not that much ginger but it is in there kind of interesting um okay okay i'm gonna show you guys a picture this is an optical illusion and i know you guys are going to be like we're over it we don't care anymore what this one pissed me off because i was looking at it for like two days and then i finally decided just to google the trick so i'm going to show you a picture so this picture so this picture

It says, look at the plates in this picture. All of them are turned over. However, there are a few that are not upside down. And the moment you identify those, all the plates will be turned over. I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it. So look at the plates. They're all right side up.

Oh, my God. I can't. Did you see it? Yes. You saw it? Yes. For me, it was the one in the center was over. And then I looked out and the bulls was right side up.

And then now they're all. Okay. So let me show you because I didn't see it, right? My brain's broken. I know. No, I didn't see it either. And then I played around with it. So I have it right here.

And I have it like vertical. So you look at it. They're all right side up, right? Now I'm going to flip it. Wait, now I don't see it. Oh, I see it. Okay, look at the two plates. I have like the three triangles.

Okay, now just look at those. And every time I flip it, do you see them now puffed? Like the triangles inside are puffed? My brain, to my brain, they're all upside down. Now it's puffed. Jared, look just at. Hold on. You'll like see it flip.

And it makes you want to barf. I want to see it. Okay, I zoomed in. Okay, ready? So look at the triangles inside. For me, it was more effective when it was the whole. Jared, do you see it? It looks the same to me puffed both times.

Oh, you see puffed. Except for... It's weird. It's weird. It's like once you look at one and you think it's right side up, they all look right side up. And once you think one's upside down, they all look puffed. I also like a blink and do it.

Like blink. I'm puffed. So, Chris, do you see them right side up or do you see them upside down? See them all upside down and puffed. So you see, I didn't see the puffed until I did this, flip-flopped. I always saw them right side up. So if you look at the bottom right, like rectangular plate and you think about that being right-side-up, and then you look at the plates with the triangles in it, they look like they're right-side-up.

But then when you look down and you think about it as puff, they look puffed. That's like what my brain does. Start in the bottom right, Chris. Do you see- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I just did it. Yes. Whoa, wait, wait, did I do it. Whoa, shit. I'm going to come.

I'm so happy for you. Oh, my God. Is this what Mr. Reese feels like? Oh, my God. Chains. I know. Oh, my God, I'm going to cry. My brain's no hope for me.

I know. I'm so happy for you. Let's look at the dress again. Let's just drag. No. Wow. Okay, so that was crazy. Okay, I have a quick animal crossing theory,

since we're all in Animal Crossing outfits. Okay, this is going to sound stupid, but actually, it kind of scared me. Okay, so when you're delivered to the island, you're delivered by a character named Caput. And Cappin is modeled after a Capa. He's like this little turtle guy. Now, what is a Capa? A Capa is a mythical Japanese turtle monster that steals children for the laughs.

Now, in Animal Crossing, a turtle monster guy brings you to the island and then leaves you trapped. Wait a second. Nintendo makes Animal Crossing. Yeah, I didn't know that. That changes everything. It does. I've watched hour-long videos on Super Mario, but it's just crazy. I know.

People think Super Mario is like a psychopath and that he's running around the mushroom kingdom and killing creatures and cupa is actually trying to save the princess because mario wants to murder her oh and he's like only a big cupa could save her and but no mario he's he's persistent okay wait and we're helping him i kind of believe that yeah it's a truth i love mario but i also like kind of secretly hate him because he's like so perfect are we ever going to see our AI photos yes we're getting to it um okay this was sent by taylor now i was not going to put this in because i thought you guys wouldn't care but this is something i was thinking about recently and i couldn't believe Taylor agrees with me. Have you noticed, and you probably haven't, but have you noticed

fast food restaurants have been slowly taking away grilled chicken options. Dude, it's been pissing me off. Thank you. You're lying. No. At Jack in the box, the only grilled chicken option they have is like a bacon patty melt. Yes. So they started taking them away, right? So McDonald's, they used to have the grilled chicken sandwich, and that's what I would get, where they had the chicken McShaker or they have the chicken McShaker. Nobody gets them. Nobody goes to fast food and thinks, I want their grilled chicken. Maybe too many people were getting them, Ryland, and taking the healthier option. Thank you.

And no, weight watchers, it's less points when you do the grilled chicken option. So thank you. It was a- Yeah, but if you're going for grilled chicken, you're not going to fast food. And if you are going to fast food, you're going to go to who does it the best, which is Chick-fil-A. Controversial. Whatever. Okay, so let me read your email. So she said, this is a bit of long shot.

No, it's not Taylor, I believe you. She said, I noticed over the past couple years how the cheapest and easiest ways to pre-cooked grill chicken patties have just disappeared. I think it's already a conspiracy that the. government or the high ups want the poor to stay poor and unhealthy, but I don't know. My brother and I used to always get pre-cooked frozen chicken patty from Walmart. Me too. Yes, the grilled chicken patties, right? Yes.

Chicken patties? You're going to relate to that. You're going to relate. She goes, already. Now I can't find them fucking anywhere I added the fucking. I can only find the expensive fajita sliced grilled chicken in the bags, which I agree. When I tried to find grilled chicken at the store, now you have to get the fajita slices, and they are expensive, and I hate them.

All of it sounds like questionable meat to me. No, first off, first off, Taylor, thank you for your two years of dedication to the topic. Yes. She's been investigating this two years. Yes. Okay. We should hire her full time. She said, then I realized when COVID happened, McDonald's took away the only healthy options off their menus, the grilled chicken sandwiches.

The grilled chicken sandwiches. Taylor's going to get herself murdered. I know. Taylor, stop. Then she said, now even Sonic has removed their grilled chicken sandwiches from their menus. No. The only other cheap fast food restaurant I have near me is a Wendy's, but it's being rebuilt right now, so I can't see anything. on their menu. I don't think Wendy has anything

grilled chicken. Maybe they do. I don't think so. Oh, Pollo Loco is a good option. She said true. The only place to get any type of grilled chicken is now is more expensive and it's Chick-fil-A. Is it a conspiracy from the higher-ups that they want poor people to stay poor and unhealthy? I don't know. Carl's Jr. has it too. Did they take away

grilled chicken or was the grilled chicken they were serving at all these fast food places from the same manufacturer and that manufacturer got like shut down because it was like poison? I don't know. But the fucking grilled chicken is gone. Okay. Well, interesting. You're under something, Taylor. Okay, this is another sent-in conspiracy from Katie.

I wasn't going to put this one because it's so random, but it made me laugh. Okay, so Katie said, hey, I saw this on Instagram from Jojo Siwa, and I immediately thought of you. Last year, Jojo started a pop group for six girls and announced their new album. XOMG Pop. Wow. You look like

a super fan. I go to all their shows. I go to all their show. What? Three. Okay, hold on. That is crazy that you didn't know what this is.

Do it again. Okay, keep your hand like that. Oh, that's part of the Illuminati. Keep your hand like that. Uh-oh. So in the Ong-Pop, X. One of the girls is doing that,

which is a sign of the Illuminati because it's six, six. What kind of psychopath are you to say three, like three? That's a very common in Europe. All European people do this. They talked about in glorious bastards with Quinter. in a movie a guy gave himself up by doing this that's how they knew he was American they shot

him all German people do this wait so is Ongy oh my god pop She may be just European Or in the Illuminati Or maybe I'm in the Illuminae A lot of Yadi If anybody's in the Illuminati it's Jojo For sure

100% would rock into the 100% I wouldn't be broke if I was in the Illuminati right Jojo we love you by the way Jojo's getting a lot of hate recently Is she? Really? And honestly And honestly, I think it's because she's in the Illuminati, and that's just something you have to deal with.

And you'll get through it. Keep just jojowing. Keep it going, girl. So Ong. G. Pop. X. OMG. Pop. Thank you, Katie.

Yeah. Thank you, Katie. Two minutes. Oh, okay. So this isn't a conspiracy, but I just want to show you. And we only have a minute left on the card. So OJ Simpson, obviously, supposedly murdered somebody. Some people think he's innocent.

Not guilty, right? I mean, I'm just saying, by a court of law, not. Okay. So watch this clip that just got leaked. It's very good. This is from an old special. Just did you do it? No, I didn't.

Nope. Didn't I do it? After we finished filming, O.J. said to me that he had a surprise for me, and I genuinely was surprised. I think it was his idea of a joke. And this is it. Oh, my God. Oh, J. Well, first off.

It isn't it crazy that Jojo is just OJ backwards two times? No! think about it think about it oh my god wow that's they're all in the fucking illuminati dude it already blew and diet doc diet mount do is just orange juice concentrate oh wow oh j wow for this it aren't it's looking at an office sketch like he looked at the camera and was like i mean he wrote a book called if i did it talking about how he would have done it and did it differ from the way he did it's wild for a lot of shit if you just like into it okay's a wild dude wow okay

the moment we've all been waiting for our AI pictures. Now really quick, last thing, before I show you, this is something I forgot to tell you. So, this is really scary. So in a lot of people's AI pictures, this random woman has been popping up in all these pictures. And they're calling her a terrifying demon named Loab. So imagine if you look just like this lady in their life.

That'd be fucking horrible. So in all these weird AI pictures, she's just been showing up. So I wonder if she's going to show her. in any of ours. I hope not. It's like a curse. I asked for Hillary Duff. Did you? Yeah. Wow, I'm nervous. Okay. So first is Jared's and, oh my God. Wait, Jared, what was yours again? A giraffe addicted to drugs and a tuxedo with braces. Okay, um, I don't see any braces. I don't see any draw. That's what I wanted the most. You can tell. Look at his eyes. He's addicted.

The giraffe and the tuxedo is cute. This is like board ape type art or something. Yeah. I feel like I'm on drugs looking at it Wait, they turned a guy, a drug addict Into a giraffe Oh Okay But looks like an ostrich Okay, interesting

I kind of like the one on the bottom middle, that looks just cool I want that on a shirt They're pretty pictures I like them for sure I'm not scared Letdown Are they supposed to be scary

No lowab All right here's the next one The next one was Tom Nook and Isabel Skull-Fucking on a pile of money um okay they kept it un-pornographic why is he so sad with all that money because the money doesn't buy you happiness but there is and that that's not money that's cans of tuna okay to some people maybe are those bells oh maybe that's bells okay this was

Hillary Duff and Ryland Adams kissing passionately oh wait I see one that one's Ryland okay first of all Hillary looks that looks bad oh my gosh why are our mouth To hell? What happened? That's Lohab! That's Lohab! Lindsay Loab! Oh my gosh.

The one in the middle, far right, kind of looks like Kelly Clarkson and I. Okay, interesting. You're eating her. Yeah, we're like... But the one under is pretty good. But it's Kelly Clarkson. I would say the middle right is the best.

And I is taking over. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. I really thought it was taking over. Guess not anymore. Although I do want that one of you eating Hillary does face to be blown up on our house somewhere. It's really good.

Okay, and the last one was... I forgot the last one. What was it? Gay bears. Gay bears having a pillow fight covered in honey. Look at the gay. Whoa. Whoa.

Wait. Wait, there's a man making out with an animal. With a bear rodent thing. Wow. That's not what I asked for. I did not ask for a bestiality. These are beautiful. Wow, they are artistic.

What the hell's going on with the lips on that one? Why are they so bad at? Why is AI so bad at making kisses? They have a hard time with lips because it's an emotion thing. Oh. Okay, so now these are the giraffe wearing a tuxedo addicted to drugs as photos. They're worse. Yeah, they don't look any different.

Where are the braces? They're not good with mouth. They can't do mouth. Yeah. So. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay.

Fail. That was kind of a flop. Uh, this was realistic photos of Tom Nook fucking, uh, Isabel in the face with money. Ooh. I don't see. Well, I don't see any skull fuckery. I don't either. That kind of looks.

Whoa, that head is like the top half is missing or something. Uh, the bottom, middle one. That, it looks like she just got skull fuck. Yeah. Her eyes are gone because they've been poked out, penetrated. There you go. Wow. That's cute.

It's a horror movie. That's the one. Oh, my God. Oh. Here's the realistic photos of the gay bears Covered in honey That one has come on his face There's a foot coming out of his chin

Oh my God, what is happening in that one? The two guys with an arm coming out of his mouth What is the fuck is that? That's the scariest thing I've ever seen What is that? Oh my God Wow Is this what AI thinks about us?

Like this is what AI sees Wow This is horrifying Look at that bear Oh, that's cute, kind of. That bear is eating that man's arm. I like the honey photo. Oh, that is cute.

Okay, now here's the images of Hillary Duff. Whoa. Wait, that second one? Wait, the one right there in the middle, that is you and Hillary Duff. I mean, you're eating her face still. But it's better. Whoa, the one of you sexually behind her naked? The red carpet one, you guys are sitting in a premiere?

These are pretty good. Wait, scroll all the way out again. When it's two. people just kissing, it's very good at it. Wow. You start introducing skull fucking and honey and it gets weird. Yeah, braces fucked it up.

Heroin. Wow, us kissing on a red carpet. That is cute. Couple goals. Well, there's her AI pictures. Sorry for the letdown. Depending on what you were expecting, I guess. Right. If you had low expectations, then that worked. We killed it. Well, thank you, AI. At least we're not going to die because I really did

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Well, speaking of things that... Might not be as great as you think. Ryland's recap. Time for a recap. Like camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast,

the boys are dressed as animal crossing characters. Ooh. Kind of, kind of. Facts, like, what else do you want me to say? Hold on to your belt. Oh, girly. Well, are there robbers in Animal Crossing? I thought it's like a happy place.

Except for the cupas, sir, what are they called? Copas. I would say, you got a really beautiful makeover. It gives Ryland a beautiful makeover. I'm made of nightmares. Matt LeBlanc might be on the show. Oh, my gosh. In huge celebrities.

news breaking news out of the Shane Dawson podcast we may have Matt LeBlanc as a five-minute watcher of our show maybe he's even seen a whole episode ooh we're growing on him and he's going to be a future guest I don't know if I can handle that oh you got to speak into existence where's the grilled chicken what where's all the grilled chicken going who was it Taylor yeah Taylor's curious about where all the grilled chicken in America has gone. The affordable options, that is. And none of us could tell you. We'll be kidnapped. Oh, Chris didn't breastfeed. In gay news, Chris has always been gay. You guys are having babies. Oh, my gosh.

We're having babies, twins. In the biggest news of the night, Shane and Rylind are having twins. Oh, oh, let's make it trending. Uh, girls giving their boyfriends grower merch. Oh, in a new trip. End alert, the girls are giving their boyfriends grower merch. Oh, we guessed 11 things about Julia. In seven seconds, the boys guessed 11 accurate things about Julia. All you fuckers judging everyone out there, probably accurate. Okay.

Oh, I just wanted to correct myself really quick. I was told that actually this may be how you're being people hold up three fingers, and so I may just be in the Illuminati. I don't know why. I think you're just in the Illuminati-ass bitch. Hey, Isabelle's going rogue. Dude, this is, keep going. What else?

Oh, yeah. Ranch dressing hack, dude. Oh, my gosh. In the best, well, in the second best TikTok hack, wow. In the second best TikTok hack of the Shane Dawson podcast history, put the rant, what's it called? Ranch flavor. What is it? I don't know what it is.

Ranch seasoning. Put Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning. Desing, wow, dressing and dip mix on all of your potato chips. Tasty good on all of them. Not one was a flop. I'm not kidding. Although I can't speak, Mmm.

Delicious. Oh, AI's taking over except they're really bad at making pictures of skull fucking. Just when we thought AI was going to ruin our lives, guess what? They're not turning out

like we thought they would. AIs may be homophobic based on the issues. OJ's wild, dude. Stabbing the reporter, remember? Yeah. O.J. Simpson, in O.J. Simpson news.

In O.J. Simpson news, He'd be wild. Fake stabbing reporters all over the place years and years ago, although not found guilty by Cordillac. Well, thank you so much, Isabel. Wait, I had something else. Okay. What else?

I was lost in it. Leave it, but keep going. In restaurants, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We've discovered today that in restaurants, Ginger L is just Sprite with a touch of Coke. And with that, we leave you today. Okay. Can't tell when your eyes are open or closed.

That's it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're listening and watching on all audio and YouTube platforms. Follow us all on social media and make sure you're here in two weeks before we post another episode. All right. What a fucking mess. And I loved every moment of it. My makeup is like peeling off. It's okay.

I got to go shower. Let me get out of here. You look beautiful. All right. Well, hope you guys enjoyed whatever the fuck that was. because I know we did and I love being here with all of you

and soon are twins they won't be in it but you know what I mean I'll see you guys next time bye play us out KK Maw Alu

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