The Shane Dawson Podcast - Celebrity Conspiracy Theories and THE GAME OF SHAME!

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

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devices, or alerts you to real-time threats, and more. Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Okay, these conspiracies today, I'm not going to lie. They're floppities. No, they're actually really good, but they're kind of like in tents. So I'm just letting you know, if you're not a conspiracy head, you can leave the room. Okay.

Because we're about to get into some... I'll see you guys later. Yeah. Hey, okay, really quick before the show starts. I'm just really excited because I want to show you guys something that just came in. We finally have Grower and Farmer T-shirts! Yay! So we have the black with the red, we have a baby blue shirt with red print, and then we have the classic

Marine, the Farmer T-Strees. So hopefully you guys enjoy them. I know a lot of people would rather have a shirt than a sweatshirt, so we wanted to have that option. And yeah, if you get them for you and your husband, or you and your boyfriend, or hey, if you're lesbians. We love that around here. Make sure to take a picture and send it to us so we can put it in the show. Okay. I'll see you guys later. Hopefully you enjoy the show. Bye. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Oh my God edition. We haven't even started the show and Lizzie's already said five things I have to cut out. Sorry. You know what? Here's my thing for this

new year for 2024. 2024 censor no more. We are not censoring on this show. We are saying whatever we want on this show. We are offending whoever we want on this show. We are offending whoever we want on. on the show. Lizzie said something so horribly awful today and then said, well, it's a small community. It doesn't matter, right?

What did you say? I don't think I said anything offensive. It was about conjoined people. Oh my God. Icones, Avi and Brittany. They're going to band together and really protest you.

I see what you did there, Jared. Two heads is better than one, right? You know what? I go back, never mind. We're censoring. We're not saying anything offensive and we are not getting canceled this year, guys.

I got to go. I did. actually see a few comments recently saying you guys have toned it down too much like you guys used to be more offensive and i was like for me to get those comments it's crazy that's wild we need to step it up i'm like i guess you know the first episode of the show we were talking about chick fillet we were talking you were doing gay voices yeah we have scaled back why did i stop i honestly don't know me neither let's do a whole episode where you're gay let's do it I'm wearing this nice bear shirt, you know.

I like it. I already playing for it. Perfect. Perf. Get it on tea. What is it? Hunty. Huntingy.

Oh, punty. They still don't know what that is, but... I'll say it. I'm just so heterosexual I didn't understand. Okay. So here we are. Welcome back. This is a mess.

I'm not going to lie. I'm on one right now. I woke up feeling not good. I feel like I'm floating. Spencer, you can hear him. He just got over the nightmare flu. I don't know what I have. Does anybody else feel weird?

I took a day quill. I'm fucked up. Suddenly I'm scared. This is a pregnant woman and you're telling her that everyone around her is sick. Oh my God, don't get away!

Oh. Well, now I guess we'll just give it away. Guys, Lizzie Gordon is pregnant. Congratulations. It's a boy. I mean, it's not confirmed. Wait. What?

I'm projecting. I was actually projected to be a girl. I want to say mom actually had a baby shower for me as a female. Jasmine. Jade. What? Yeah. I was supposed to be Jade. That is sexy. I was going to be a woman too. For real? Yeah, I wouldn't make that up. I don't know. Yeah. My mom brought pink blankets and outfits to the hospital. And they were still appropriate. Wow. Sorry, we got way off topic. Lizzie, you're pregnant. This is huge. I cried when I found out. This is a big deal. Thank you. I was pretty excited. Okay, so tell us how do you feel different? Like, we want to live through you because we didn't experience it, you know? It's low-key awful. But also at the same time, for me, I like it being awful because then I really know I'm pregnant. Like, I kind of keep going through this, like, weird disassociation where it's like, you're not pregnant.

And it's like, no, girl, like, you're very pregnant. Yeah. I have a question about this, because you are kind of an offensive person. I don't want to, I'm not framing you to be like this. It's fair. That's where there has to be cuts to today's podcast because I still want our podcast to go on and on and on. And if she gets canceled, then what am I going to do? I do have other things.

Like I just, I feel inherently bad for anybody because I just see them all as a baby. What? And so, yeah. So it's like if somebody's suffering, I'm like, oh, fuck, man. That's someone's kid. Right. And it's sad. This is a side note.

And this is delving into offensive territory, possibly. That's good. That's what we're going for. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. So I actually have been having trouble watching porn because I think everybody was somebody's child.

I get that. Like, oh, that guy once was, Oh, often were you watching corn? Never, ever. So I actually don't know what you're talking about. But, no, I really, it is weird. And even like with- What are you searching when you watch porn?

I mean, it depends. Like, nothing crazy. A lot of, like, homemade couples in love. That's beautiful. Yeah. I think I'm really mad at you right now. Uh-oh. That's fun.

Uh-oh. Here we go again. Life with Shane and Ryland. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shayna Ryland Anyway, so away from this Do you not watch porn? Not really.

He actually isn't lying because when I, early on in the relationship when I'd get really anxious and nervous like, oh, he's going to leave me. I don't have a six-pack. I would go into his phone and see what porn he was watching

because I was like, let me just see what he's doing. I know that sounds like really bad that I was doing that, but you knew I was doing that. And I found, like, I went to his safari and I just started typing in like gay because I was like,

maybe something will pop up and I'll know. I've done that. See? Cancer's. And then. What popped up was it literally, he just Googles hot, gay porn and then just clicks on the first page. The most generic? That's the Rilandest thing ever.

That's like being hungry and putting in Google Maps like food. That's literally Rilin. I'm hungry and then he's like oatmeal. Yes. Hey, I'm a simple guy. And I love you for it. I was honestly hoping. I was like, oh, I hope I find like fat, big fat gay porn.

I feel better about myself, but nope. Nope, just a bunch of six-pack guys. Anyway. So, Chris, you said, do you do that currently? Do you go into your dude's phone and look up what he's looking at? No, not currently. I did in the past, though. And apparently, for good reason.

Apparently, my gut was telling me something. What'd you find? Oh, this is the previous. Previous relationship. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Was it super specific? Like, how to cheat on your boyfriend? How to get away with that?

Yes, no. It's just all Pinterest pages of cheating. I'm like, I think there's something going on. How did we get here? We're just talking about Lizzie being pregnant. Well, it all makes sense. You know what I mean? It all makes sense.

Yep, started with some sex. Yeah. You've had sex. Mm-hmm. Well, I feel like we're all warmed up. We're all ready to go. And I have a surprise for us. Actually, no, he's not.

You all know what's happening. Okay. We're bringing back the game of shame. The game of shame. Shame. I like to put extra cheese miss on my Oreos. Why am I dripping wet? I actually enjoy the smell of my thoughts.

Shame, shame. I think about my teacher during sex. Shame, shame. Tell us the truth so we can judge you. The game of shame. Fire. So good. It's so good.

Okay, so I have a treat. So we're going to play the game of shame again. Once again, Spence will break down the rules for you guys. If you haven't seen, we did this two episodes ago, and I loved it so much. And there was a lot of comments saying, you guys should just do a whole show doing these. We're not going to do that today, but we'll do more of them if you want. There's a lot of shame involved. There's a lot in this room.

I think we could do that. And I thought I wouldn't have any. I was like, I feel like I'm out. Like, I don't have any secrets left. And then I thought of some and I was like, oh, no, we're back, baby. Yes. We're back. So before we get to the rules, let me explain the prizes.

Flash punishments. Oh. Depending on how you're feeling today. So for whoever loses, they have to try something that I found that I can't believe is real. So these are potato chips and one of them is penis flavored. And one of them is vagina flavored. So, Chris, if you lose, you're getting a pussy potato chip. Jared?

Wait, how? What? I have no idea. I found them on eBay. They're from Canada, which I thought was kind of weird. Yeah, literally, potato chicks' dick flavored. They have no preservatives, wild tape. This is not sponsored.

I wish it was. That would be everything. Oh, my God, sprinkle someone, your skinny pasta. You know, girls. Okay, so we'll be trying the penis and pussy chips later. Spencer, do you want to break down the rules of the game? Yeah, everyone is going to have a little whiteboard next to them, I think. And so essentially, I'm going to read out.

I got some confessions from everyone, and I'm going to read out a confession. Everyone's going to talk it out, try to guess who it is. They're going to write down the name of who they think it is. I'm going to count down from three, reveal, and then if you get it right, you're going to get a point, and that's about it. To get it wrong, you're eating the penis chip. Oh, no! I realized last time my face gave away that I was lying because I'm bad at it, so I'm covering it. I'm covering it.

Oh, I can't see anyone's faces. Why? And on my glasses on my glasses on. Oh, yeah. Get some contacts. Grow up. I know. All right, you guys ready for the first shame?

The first confession shame. Yes. When I was younger, I almost lit the school library on fire. Chris. Ooh, that is a Chris thing for sure. That is such a Chris thing. You did carry a pocket knife on him. That could also be Lizzie, though.

She is fiery. She's a nightmare. All right, everyone got a name down. Three, two, one. We had. It's me. I knew it. I am moving the library on fire.

I knew. Do we don't blame that on Chris? Wow. Everyone blamed it on Lizzie. Yeah. Wait, wait, what's going on? What did you do? Well, there's a cool trick you could do.

I don't promote that you do it unless you're in a backyard with water around. But if you take a box of matches, like the little clip box of matches, and you flick it with your finger like this, you could fling a match. And when I was younger, I was like in the fourth or fifth grade, and remember the school book fairs?

Yes. Yeah, so we were walking over to the library to the book fair and I was showing a couple of my buddies, and I flicked one. And it caught the edge of the carpet of the library. And it actually started engulfing, and we stomped it out. And I got detention. That's it.

Yeah. He saved the day. They called mom, and they said, hey, you know, your son, he was lighting matches. And he almost got the library on fire. And then mom literally said, well, I don't know why you let him have matches. And then they asked, well, what are you going to do about it when he gets home? And she just said, well, you gave him detention. What else do you want me to do?

Gangster. I was a badass that day. So did anybody guess, Jared? Yeah, Lizzie has one point. I knew it was him. Whoa. How? Oh, because I just knew.

It's a soul connection between reckless gingers. Takes one to no one. Ooh. There it is. Okay. Are you guys ready for the next one? Yes. For a very long time, I was very interested in becoming a Scientologist.

That's Lizzie. That's Lizzie for sure. That's Chris. Chris, I know it's Chris, because Chris has been in that building way too much. I was an extra. for them. I know, but you kept wanting to go back, girl. Three. Two, one foot.

Chris. I'm not. Damn. I'm not. Reveal it. For a period of time. Show us your dick. Okay, so I didn't know anything about it, first off.

And then I did, I did, I was like a background actor for the Church of Scientology, which you just got off like L.A. casting. It was just like generic stuff, and it was the highest paying extra work because no one wanted to do it. And I was like, I don't care. I need money, please. Also a family, like a very, very distant family friend who wanted to be an became a Scientologist and then acted in a huge Hollywood movie and she was like, it's because of them.

And I'm like, okay, maybe I need to sign up. So there were things that made me like thinking about it. And then they'll take the whole paycheck. Yeah. So long story short, I don't, I no longer wish to be a Scientologist, but at a point in time I thought about it. I will say, not that I'm sticking up for Scientology, but what I will say is it's, you know, a lot of Bibles, yeah, gay people, it's like, oh, you'll go to hell or whatever. But in the Scientology Bible, it's like, you'll be thrown into a volcano by a big fat alien. So it's kind of creative.

I don't believe it, but it's creative. You don't believe that? There's a big, fat alien throwing gay people into volcanoes? Come on. It sounds the most realistic out of any religions. You know what? Scientology, we were just kidding. Don't come for us. I'm actually a Scientologist.

Derek gave away the next confession. Oh, my God. Okay, let's move on. All right, next one. I got in trouble for selling dead frogs to kids in my neighborhood when I was eight. God, that sounds like Lizzie. Dead frogs? Yes. I'm between Lizzie and Ryland, personally. Does anyone want to help me out on this?

It could be Riley, because he was trying to throw us off the track, because he was like, that's so Lizzie. It usually is who smelt it, Delta, and you did smell that one first. Out the gate. Lose the point. I could use it. Okay. All right, you guys ready? Yes. Three, two, one. Yes. And we have, oh, I thought we're going to have unanimous, but yeah, it is in Lizzy. Wait, tell us everything. In my defense, I didn't know they were dead. Yeah, right. I swear to God. Okay, so my friends and I used to go collect baby.

be, well, they were just small frogs in this little creek, and then we would put them in grocery plastic bags and just fill the bags with water. Well, we didn't know. We were drowning them and then selling them to the kids in the neighborhood. And then parents would come back to my house and be like, your daughter sold us like some dead frogs for $8. God. And honestly, it's kind of on their kid for buying a dead frog. What was the sales pitch? Like, how did you present the package? Do you want a frog? So your, your confession was that you murdered and then sold their dead carcasses. It was like, it was an accident.

I would say it was like gross negligence. It was a negligible mistake that any eight-year-old could have made. I have to go. Are you guys ready for the next? Yes. Shame. This one's a simple one. I used to rollerblade to my hookups in my 20s.

That's knee gas. Well, that's definitely a gay thing to do. And I know Shane didn't rollerblade. So you're saying it's not you. It ain't me. We used to make fun on rollerbladers. It's definitely Chris. We used to call him fruit booters. I'm trying, guys.

That is offensive. I'm trying to get canceled here. You called you a fruit booders. I have to go. I'm offended for the game. That one's bad for you. Hey, honestly. Grow up and get a bike.

My dad Roller Bladed his whole life Fruit Booter Okay Sorry, let's all guess who it is Yeah, right Yeah, it's unanimous Everyone gets a point

I had fun No, tell us about it No, I don't want to I can just What were you listening to in the headphones When you were doing that sugar That's probably nothing He's such a psycho

You're just determined rollerblading. Did you ever keep them on during the act? No, no, no, no, no. I'm like rolling back in and out. I alternated, too, between a longboard and rollerblades. Also, I roll a bladed as well. Never do a hookup, but I did also roll. Okay.

All right, next one. I used a homophobic slur in my science fair project and won the science fair. Jared. I actually feel like it's Shane or Chris. Are you projecting? I would never. Well, that sounds like a lie. All right, ready?

Three, two, one. I want to say shame for some reason. Who was it? Oh. I couldn't write down me because you guys can see my board. Why did you write down? Diversion.

What the fuck? You're homophobic. No, I'm done. She runs around screaming the F word. No, I just say literally, quote, the F word, end quote. To be fair, I think you're both a little homophobic. No.

Wow. At least he's being fair, guys. He's being fair. Depends on how gay you are. Just kidding. I'm kidding. You rollerbladed, you win. It's a joke.

Yeah, I was rollerblading around West Hollywood. How does it get gay around that? It doesn't get more F word than that. People in the area probably heard the click-ling, click-cink, click-ink. Over the concrete, we're like, oh, we're getting jacked off today, guys. Yes. Have you ever jacked off an un-house person? Oh, my God.

Dude, shout out to you for being PC with me. Thank you. You know? Thank you. Yeah. Not that I know of. That you know? You don't know if some of the guys at clubs are unhomed.

True. In clubs? You're jacking off people in clubs? Twice. Where? The gay clubs are wild. You can do whatever you want in there. In the middle of the club?

Against a wall. Whoa! On the outside. I'm confused. Because that is the act of somebody who's really like into that kind of stuff, but you're not like that. I told you I was crazy from 21 to 22. What happened? I got it all out.

Great. All over the club floor. No, no, no, no. This wasn't about the person or the sex itself. It was more about the thrill and the adrenaline. How did we get here? Well, you used a homophobic... Yeah, what was the science project?

Okay, let me explain. So I did... Okay, so first of all, if any lesbians are watching, which I know they are, because lesbians, we love you guys. The best, actually. Literally.

So I know this term isn't like that offensive and probably not even that used anymore, but this was like the 90s, so it was very much used. Let's bring it back. So I did a science project about like sprays for the carpet. And I would like testing different friends. So I had the big poster board and I just had carpet cleaners across the top of the poster board.

Yeah. That's what it was. So I literally, people were like adults were laughing at it. And I didn't know why. I got into the science fair. I'm in the fucking auditorium. I had the big carpet cleaners. And every woman, every gym teacher, every girl was walking up laughing.

And I was just like, they love it. I fucking won. And then I'm like, wow, I'm a genius. I get back home, and then Jared was like, carpet cleaner is this fucking lesbian. I do remember that now. And I was like, what? She didn't intentionally. I thought it was rug munchers.

Yeah, that's one I know, but it's both. Similar. Okay. Next confession. All right. Quick run out of the scores. We have Lizzie in front with four. Shane and Jared tied with three, and then Chris and Rowland in class with one.

Oh. I don't know you guys at all. It's because you just keep guessing me, which is low-key offensive. It's going to work one of these times. It's like a multiple choice test. I'm easily convinced someone to yell someone, and I'm like, they're right. It's always not done. All right.

It's working. Next one. I accidentally stole my eight-year-old neighbor's dog and re-homed it with a lesbian couple on the west side. On the west side, it's got to be Lizzie. Nobody else would use West Side. Thank you, Ryland. Nobody else knew about the West Side when they were eight. All right.

I think it's Chris. Shane's looking at me like it's Hank. It's you now because you're playing you are. It's either Shane or Lizzie. I'm saying this Chris. It got to be Chris. Ready, three, two, one. Oh, Chris, we're up in LA.

Definitely not. Damn it. I know, so I, there was this straggly dog in my front yard, and I was like, oh, this dog is missing. So then I take the dog into my backyard, and then I go over to the park across the street from my house. I'm like, showing pictures of the dog on my phone. People, do you guys know this dog?

Have you guys seen this dog? They're like, no, we don't know that dog. And then I called my friend who I know trains dogs and was looking for a pet, and I said, do you want her? And she's like, yeah, I'll take her right now. So I bring her to her house. house. I drop her off. And the next day, I'm getting in the car. This is my literal neighbor right

next door walks over with his eight-year-old daughter who's sobbing. She's got a missing dog poster. She goes, have you seen this dog? And I went, yes, I gave her to lesbians on the west side. I'll go get her right now for you. I'm so sorry. I thought she was abandoned. That poor dog. I bet was so happy with those lesbians. I bet she was. She saw the vet for the first time and forever. She got a special shampoo. Oh. Yeah. Lesbians take their dogs to restaurants.

Yeah. Oh, well. Okay. Next confession. Are you guys ready? Yeah. This one is pretty short and sweet. I used to sleep with a demon.

Huh. Huh. Shane. This is a very ambiguous one. All right. Everyone got an answer. Yeah. Ready?

Three, two, one. Flip. Damn it. Okay. It was me. Oh. Wow. Shane, you're sneaky.

That's like a thumbnail and title of yours. of a demon. Okay, let me explain. It's, it's, you know, I don't think I've told this on the podcast before, but when I was little, I was laying in bed and I was really sad because I had a really bad birthday. And then I had, um, somebody scratching my back. And I thought it was my mom because she scratches my back. So I was just like, oh, mom's birthday ever. So I turned around. There's no one there. I was like, okay, that was weird. So then I was freaked out. I froze. And then I ran into my mom's room. It wasn't even that late. I ran into my mom's room and I was like, mom, I felt somebody, it was like scratched my back and I don't know what it was. Nobody's ever had an encounter like that? Can I personally have it? I have scary shit happen around me, but I choose to really ignore it. I've always been honestly very skeptical of like demons and ghosts and things. Until our encounter, that's the first one I've ever had terrifying. I don't know how I feel anymore.

But in general, I've always been very skeptical. I've always been someone who really needs like proof of a thing to see it, to feel it, whatever, and I've never... You know what I'll do tonight? I'm going to tell my demon. No. To go to your house to give you a little scratch. Don't do that. Tell them.

Tell them. I don't need proof, I changed my mind. All right, well, after, even after that, Lizzie is still our winner with five. Lizzie! You guys, I have to make me. Joint tied for second is Shay, Jared, and Chris with four. I lost dead last.

And Ryland is dead last with foot three. You get to get me every time. Sorry. Oh, wait. Oh, I get a vagina chip. It says all bodies taste good. I'm kind of straight. Here, take your pussy.

Oh, I'm not a full fruit booder because I had sex with a woman before. Can I try one, though? Do you want a penis one? Sure. How about you got, you guys go at it. Ooh, it smells like Universal Studios. It does not smell like penis. It doesn't smell like pussy.

Or actually, that might be like road trip ass. Yeah, it starts out nice and then it goes bad. How's that dick? Does it? No. Oh. How is this supposed to taste like a penis? What does it taste like a penis?

I don't think these tastes like a penis. Pussy. Let me see if that tastes like a penis. It does not. You have to be 18 and over to eat these. Ew. How are you eating this with a straight thing? I think it tastes like sweet onions. Wait, I want to try that one. It's like sour cream and onion mixed with a hint of barbecue. Jared, does it? It tastes like they sprays fabrize on it. Shane, can you hand me the penis? Wait, I want to know, Jared. Not again. Doesn't resemble it at all for you, Jared. It literally just tastes like chips. I think this is more of a marketing thing that it is like a based in reality. Damn it. These were expensive candles. Fuck. Well, we're going to eat our dicks and pussies and and we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, I actually don't know what we're doing, but it's going to be a lot.

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This is from Ashley And she was like Hey, I know you guys did a podcast last year About the pink sauce That's how I got to vagina from pink sauce That's what we should have dipped The pussy chips in Pink sauce

Wait a minute Well if you want some It is now available in color trees Aw You know, good for her She had a good run Listen there is nothing wrong with that If Dollar Tree wanted some of my merch

I would give it to them, honestly. Dollar Tree is one of my favorite stores. It's a great store. So, yeah, if you want some pink sauce at the Dollar Tree. And not everything of the Dollar Tree is a dollar. Maybe it's true. It is actually 125. I will say, though, the color has morphed into some sort of nude.

That drink never seemed regulated. It's sauce. Or that sauce. He's been drinking at the horse. Oh, shit. I've been getting the metal straws out. Ew. So, yeah.

Anyways, just a little update on the pink sauce. What is happening to her? We need to look into that. She had to go-fund me at one point. She recently gotten into trouble again. Again. What happened? I don't remember the exact details of it, which is so annoying for me to even bring it up.

But she was recently in the news again for being problematic with sauce. She might even be doing like a blue sauce now. Yeah, she has a blue sauce though. Really? We should try it. I hate to say it, but I don't think lightning is going to strike twice for this young lady. I think get out of the sauce game. Immediately.

You're not the sauce boss, unfortunately. What's the blue sauce called? But wait, you should try the blue sauce on the podcast? Yes? Fuck yes. What is it? She should have got it. It's not the most official rollout I've ever seen.

It's not. No way. I thought it would be super professional. It's just a TikTok video and the quote this has is, yes, honey, this is blue. And of course, it is all naturally colored. What? Yeah.

I'm very curious, what's naturally that blue that is a sauce? There's no information about it at all. It's just, She has blue sauce now. I don't even know if you can buy it. Blame this one close to the vest. I like it. Well, blue sauce, girl, please hit us up.

We'd love to have you on the show. Although, I will say, last time we talked about her, and I'll think I'm on the show. There was comments, I was like, no, she's so problematic. And I was like, I'm not even going to research this because I can't fall down to sauce rabbit. You'll get lost in the sauce real quick. You don't want to do that to yourself.

Okay, this is from Mariah. Oh, this one is really cute. Okay, she said, hey, I've been watching since 2007. I love you all so much. Here's a picture of my three-month-old twin boys watching the podcast with me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Now, to be fair, they're not really watching.

Yeah, I was going to say, this is a little false. I thought they were going to be, like, enthralled. But they're there. They have to be enjoying it. Listen, Mariah, I'm going to give you a tip. Like, listen, if they want to do their tummy time and you could face them toward the podcast, then they could really engage. Here, they're more just passively engaging.

It's fine. you know what, now that I'm actually thinking about it, maybe Mariah use AirPods and don't have to be nuts. Also, I hope you're hanging in there, girl. Yeah. Good luck, Mariah. We're with you. Prayers up.

Okay. You're so cute. Okay, this is from Lisa. Hey, Shane and guys and girl. Hey. I just wanted to say, hello from Disney World Epcot. I wanted to share that I wanted to share my love for the podcast and for Shane. I'm a huge supporter.

So I rock the merch at Disneyland and so many people came up to me and complimented it and said they love the show and here she is out in front of the big ball the epcot ball these are cool pictures i know look at her living her best life we were at disneyland in your merch right now i was we were at disney world in your merch right now yeah so that's so cute so thank you lisa um okay so let's get to some voicemails um hey guys um so i hooked up with this guy last night and i'm just looking for some advice so we were you know getting into it and he's like do you like being slapped um i've never been slapped before during sex you know i said yes and he went a little overboard and i now have a black eye um and the entire left side of my face is stolen oh my god i'm just looking for some advice

what do i do like is this okay please help did you like it in the moment Or was it always like you went too far? Call the cops, girl. It's a tough one, right? Because he did ask for consent to slap her. However, it doesn't sound like it was playful or she has very low threshold to getting a black eye and bruising. Right.

You know? But, like, I would say my best advice is if you didn't like it, say no next time. Yeah. And maybe, maybe, you know, don't hang out with his guy anymore. It seems weird, though, that you'd have to be like how hard when you say yes, you know? Like, you would just assume it'd be like a... Yeah. I would never hook up with him again.

And I would probably be like, hey, I have a black eye. Yeah. Like, I've been punched in the face pretty hard, and I didn't get a black eye, you know? So it's like... I mean, it's up to you if you liked it or not. You know what I mean? She was laughing. Yeah, she was laughing.

I mean, she didn't sound traumatized. But then again, some people laugh when they're nervous. Yeah. Yeah, I do that. So... Call the cops. What? Just, you know what?

Call the fucking cops. I hate it. I hate it. You could really... Yeah, I hate him for that. that. I know that in the BDSM community, one of the pillars of it, the most important part of it is consent. And that comes with massive amounts of communication where there is discussion of what is my threshold. How hard do I want it? How many times do I want to be slapped? And there are safe words. And like it literally this community is like tied together over this like open communication that's like overly thorough. It's like a fucking doctor's exam before you start beating a bitch up. So for some guy to just be like, let, hey girl, let me slap you over. face real good and she's like okay sure like that to me doesn't sound like a consensual actual conversation especially if you're walking away bruce how hard do you would you want to be slapped

uh if you're giving me a bruce i'm gonna kill you i like that's pretty hard i don't know that i'd ever want to be slapped in the face are we having earthquake or am i having earthquake i think it's you i think it's you you don't feel that no no are you okay i don't know okay All right. You know what? Okay, let's end on one more, and then we'll move on. Hi, guys. This is Michaela from Utah. I have a question for the growers and shower in the room. My husband's a grower, and he says that sometimes, especially when he's at work, his dick will just, like, randomly go inside of his body. And he has to, like, physically put his hands down his pants to, like, pop it back out. So I'm just wondering if this is a grower thing, or if Rylan does a shower also experience.

this and if you have any remedies to help stop this problem so yeah bye guys if I'm like 10 pounds up it can go inside really like define inside so as a grower I've never experienced this yes

that would be something I couldn't give personal experience opinions on but it sounds like maybe from what you're saying lose weight no for reals I mean it's not bad I mean maybe he's packing a little bit of a foop and he needs to lose some weight If your dick goes inside your body because it's cold.

Was that why she's at it because it was cold? She's just at work randomly. From inactivity. Yeah, I don't know. But you know what? As long as it comes out to play, who cares? Right. Yeah.

I mean, as long as it doesn't hurt and as long as it always comes back out, I'm sure it's fine. This is not all growers, not all growers experience this. Some do it's possibly a weight contributes? Not all growers experience it, but they can all experience the merch. If there's ever been a guy who needs to rock the merch, it's you, my dude. At Shane Company, we know getting engaged is an exciting time. We also know that finding the perfect engagement ring can be overwhelming. As experts in forever love since 1929, we're here to help you get it right.

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Okay, Jared. We were talking. like last week about this off camera and you were like have you heard about the mandela effect time switch thing which i hadn't heard of yet and then i got this email from michela so if you by the way if you have any conspiracies or any weird things like that shan dawson podcast stuff at gmail.com michela said apparently we went into a glitch or time warp in 2020 so now in 2024 everything is happening in the same way so i was like what does that mean so she sent me a picture so i don't know anything about sports. But I guess in 2020, the Chiefs and the 49ers were in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Okay. And now in 2024, once again. And then there's a bunch of other sports things that are

happening. Like, Nuggets finished third in the West. Shout out. Doug. It's currently third in the West. Like, it's literally like four years ago to now. All these things are the same. So does this- Joe Biden is going to be going against Trump? Yeah. Oh my God. And we never thought that would happen again. No. Well, I did, yeah. I didn't think it was going to happen. Me too. Okay. So, so. Okay. Now, does this tie in it all with your theory about the time job? I think what happened in 2020 is I can't think of the name right now, but there's a company who is able to split an atom in a lab. It's like their big thing.

I believe we talked about it before, but evidently that threw a glitch into the matrix and it caused a parallel universe. But what I had talked about was Nikola Tesla actually made a time machine. And there's a couple stories. One of them is he made this time machine. And just to give it some validity here, this is the man responsible for probably 80% of the technology we use. Do you really quick want to break down who he is so people know? So Nicola Tesla was born in the late 1800s.

He's Siberian. And he was one of the great inventors of our time. I mean, he was able to create wireless electricity where he basically like put a bunch of light bulbs in a field. And with the tower that he created that he actually built based off of the pyramids conspiracy. The pyramids were a power plant evidently. But he was able to conduct wireless electricity, but he made like remote controls. He made radio, all this other stuff. But evidently, he was obsessed with time travel and he made this time machine.

And one of the conspiracies is in 1943, he tested it because the FBI was, or the CIA or one of those was very interested in this technology. So he had a room with the time machine in it. And he got in and he was going to go five years into the future. And the people that were in there say that they watched half of the time. time machine disappear and the other half stayed there the half that he was not in and then two months later they had to fake his death so nobody would ever question it they got a body double put it in the hotel and so evidently he didn't die he just time traveled what but nikola tesla knew that if he were to time travel and it would be successful it had the potential

of creating parallel universes and it would glitch out our reality so i'm i'm thinking maybe Mandela effects are real, because I have faith in Nikola Tesla. I think he did it. And, yeah, that's why we experience these Mandela effects. Wait. So, okay, yes, I agree. I do think time travel is real. And the main reason I think time travels real is because at some point it will be. So that means it is, right? Even if it's in a million years, it will happen. So if it happens in a million years, it's happening. Would they want to come back to now? Well, I think that's, we've talked about this before. I think that's what UFOs are. I think UFOs are time travelers. And I think they're from a long time in the future and they're coming back and seeing what's going on.

But the whole thing about 2020, 2020, it's interesting because I'm not going to lie. This year does feel different. Like, I don't know. I got bad vibes. You're pregnant. I know.

It's terrifying. There was an article in the Daily Mail the other day that there was a guy on a flight in like from Europe to somewhere else in Europe and he started losing liters of blood and died. I heard about that. So I got bad vibes, brother. What?

No. Yeah, I know. You guys need to build a bunker. give me the address. We're good. We'll be good in a bunker, bro. Okay, that's actually smart. Isn't...

Oh, no, sorry. No, you go. Oh, no, no. I was just saying isn't billionaires getting in trouble for building... Literally, next on my list. Thank you.

Okay, this is crazy. I was doing research for a conspiracy video I'm working on. And I found out about Mark Zuckerberg. He's building this, like... How much was it? $200 million? $270 million.

Yes. If you had Mark Zuckerberg money, why wouldn't you? Who cares? But why would you? is the real question. Because you have access to information that the world's going to implode

like it did when there were dinosaurs. So now you're protecting yourself because you're rich. Yes, true. But it's not just him, right? So I started researching. I'm like, oh, this is interesting. Recently, it has been discovered

that 15 other billionaires are all building these huge bunkers right now. Isn't that funny? That's how they have a pissing contest. Dude, I got a $300 billion bunker. You know, it's probably just all a competitive thing. How many square? Or they know something.

I think they know something. They do. If anyone were to know something, it would be billionaires. But why do we want to stay alive if something, no, if everything on the surface is gone, what are they going to do down there? And how are they going to get it? Dude, he probably got fucking Disneyland down there with $270 million. It's probably cracking down in that bunker.

I said they're going to have connecting bunkers where they can just repopulate the bunkers. Okay, that's everything. I know. That's what I'm saying. Build a bunker. Doomsday Prepper is looking a lot less stupid these days. Yeah, so, and Mark Zuckerberg, his bunker, it's huge. It has like 30 bedrooms, a bunch of buildings.

It has its own energy, its own food sources. It has blast-resistant doors. Like, it's like a whole thing. Has his invite list been leaked? So what happened was one of the, they all had to sign NDAs, like all the construction workers, which is crazy because I guess from what I went. You got to kill them, bro. You can't be having construction workers building your bunker and living.

That's just facts. everybody knows that every prepper knows that you gotta murder the people who build it because they're gonna talk you have a trillionaire mind said these are only billionaires

like Lizzie they didn't think that for it I got a thousandaires bank account yeah so they all sign these NDAs which I guess is like unheard of for construction sites like that never happens in America and they did it

but one of the employees went on Snapchat and started posting from the bunker you're kidding was it Lux I don't know I haven't seen the snapshots because they were removed because it's an Evan Spiegel

fucking plant the snap chat kids trying to get his own bunker plans now didn't basis somebody went to space like a bunch of them went to space and stuff too so like maybe well that's the thing they're building all these bunkers and then the other billionaires were trying to get to space yeah i'd blast out of this atmosphere than going down into it i also just recently heard that someone created like a multi luxurious 250 million dollar submarine i will not be on that yeah we could afford that it's happening it's oh it's happening i don't know if our conspiracy video is out yet but we

talk about that it's happening oh it's happening oh yeah oh my god doesn't the earth like i don't think it's going to be a natural disaster i think it's going to be a man-made debacle i think someone's going to flip the switch somewhere and that's going to cause a lot of other switches to flip and everyone's going to turn against each other all our hard works for nothing you're having a baby we're i know i'm baking you to build us a bunker didn't a bunch of scientists not that long ago say that if we didn't do something to like combat climate change that within 10 years like irreversible damage will be done. Yeah, but there's also, God, this is going to get me in trouble.

What? Don't. Okay. What? What? My boss told me to I don't want to get into climate control. Are you going to be? Climate control? I'm not a climatologist. A climatologist? A climatologist. That's what they call it. It's the Church of Climatology and it's a big thing to just extort money from everybody and make everyone go green and use

only electricity so because they could actually control the price of electricity. better than they can fossil fuels. It's not, there's like a lot of things that go into it, but there's like, there's also this other stuff where like, you know, billionaire real estate people are still picking up properties along the coastline

and they're not like doing crazy stuff to insure it. So it's not like they're just doing that to tank that money. Do you know what I mean? So there are some signs that say like, because money talks, right? Like if you look at the trends of money and how these people are spending, building fucking bunkers,

but still buying shit along the coastline, like, I don't know. Also, one of my best friends is one of the leading scientists in regards to climate change. And he gets in an airplane every year and goes literally around the world and measures the polar ice caps. And he's the guy that everybody who's like, climate stuff isn't real. He's the one that they quote. So the point being is it's very real. Climate change is real. But there are some people, I'm not saying I subscribe to this, but I have heard arguments made that the changes that are happening can't be disputed as abnormal. right or progressed because we've never lived like this before we've never seen something like this before and the oh good good oh no i was just going to say but the and the way that they track former

climate change is with these ice caps because they're so old they can go deep deep deep down and each layer down is another like you know 50,000 years or whatever and they think that that's an indication of trends but it's like i don't and i'm a fucking idiot like i'm on i have a podcast and very lazy vlog. So don't quote me on this. I'm not the climate science. We're not, we're not scientists. Subscribe to both. I just directed a music video for him called Climate Elvis, but give it a line. The patterns in it aren't strong enough to say that what's happening now isn't necessarily something that happened, that just happens. Well, like 40 years ago or 50 years ago, they said that the earth is going to freeze. There was like a big concern about us all freezing

and having another ice age. So the earth is cyclical. It goes through different periods. So I think the whole thing is like, are we the ones causing it? Maybe we could do better. Or does it just happen? But like the methane coming from the ocean and coming from cow fields and stuff like that and volcanoes is hundreds of thousands of times greater than we could ever do. So I mean, the earth naturally puts itself through these phases. That's why they call it climatology is to try to transition us into green resources because they could, and even like lithium ion batteries only exist because of lithium mining, which is extremely bad for the environment and deadly for the people doing it so it's all very interesting

to talk about and not controversial at all and to circle back to Nikola Tesla people believe that energy and electricity is what keeps the working class quote unquote enslaved to the rich man and Nikola Tesla found a way of providing electricity that we didn't have to fucking pay for and then he went

dead or time travel well J.P. Morgan funded it the project to build this place in Colorado so J.P. Morgan funded it for like $150,000 for him to create this power plant, and then once they realized what it could do, they pretty much demolished it and said, now we can't do that. Yeah.

Because they didn't want to give people free energy. And now there are people on the internet who have found the blueprints for Nikola Tesla's energy sources, and they're copying them and building them at home, and they work. What? Yeah. Yeah. And so why is everybody mad at private? Why don't we have one?

You could have one. We can build Nikola Tesla's plant? I mean, you probably couldn't, but somebody could do it. Well, we can't do much. Hey, he built a crib. You did. Honestly, you could probably follow the instructions. Thank you.

I do think you could follow the instructions. But that is something that is very interesting because they do go to a great length to convince us that we need something from them. And them being, you know, the billionaires building bunkers. And I wouldn't be shocked if because the internet is providing so much information and the dissimation of information is like so rapid now. and everybody's getting more and more and more and more and more and more and more upset. Like we're all divisive and angry and pissed and poor and hungry and scared.

That's why I think it's going to be a human thing instead of a natural disaster because like I might be fucking leading it. Get behind me. I am your God. Just for a reminder, guys, she's pregnant. There's a hormonal imbalance possibly going on right now. Build up bunker. We don't know necessarily. No. I do. I do. Listen, I'm not going to delve too deep into things because I don't want to get, you know, my channel taken away, but oh, sorry.

No, no, no, no, but I love what you said. It was interesting. I think it's, um, but no, I do think. I mean, listen, the people that run this world, you know, want a sick, dying, fat, miserable, sad. Yeah. Yeah. One day in the ground. Well said. That's not what it is. So keep sucking down that red dye 40, girls. What are they going to be doing without people to consume what they're creating? We literally, listen, I don't want to give away too many things from the conspiracy video. because I don't want it to feel like you've already heard it all before, but I was doing research for that. I mean, it's crazy. There's literally in the air right now, there's plastic in the air.

And every year, we are inhaling 52 credit cards worth of plastic. Every year in our bodies. And as a child, I was just eating Barbie shoes. Literally. We're all dying. And nobody's trying to fix it because I want to die. Some people are. Like her and her husband aren't eating red dye 40.

She's breathing out in the world, right? I had some red dye 40 with the break. Don't tell your husband. I know. I'm just saying, listen. It's almost impossible to avoid, but Shane's right. Like, consumerism has taken over everything, and the consumerism of it all is to keep you sick, to keep you unable, and to keep you buying their poison. Well, the definition of economy is the lack of.

So without a lack of something or you needing something, there's no need for you to spend your money. So they got to always keep you lacking and needing, you know? So shout out to everyone. Well, good look out there, guys. Hold your breath. Yeah, this is real depressing. Sorry. Okay, well, let's lighten the mood.

This is sent to us by Gemma. Now, this started as a joke, but honestly, I fucking believe it. And let me show you this. Listen, I don't believe in any conspiracy theories except for this one. It's the idea that pigs contain the souls of, like, banished human beings. Like, if you believe in heaven and hell, the theory is that this is like a punishment. Like, this, you can't tell me these are not the eyes of, like, a serial killer. Or this is, like, a past human being locked inside of a pig.

And I'm not just making up, there's biblical, like, scripture on this. I mean, just read this. Even the demons didn't want to go to hell. They begged Jesus to send them into the pigs instead. Like, what crime do you think this person committed? I'm saying human in a pig. Look at that eye. But not all pigs.

Look at that. Some are so sweet. That's a fucking human eye. No, but they're saying that's a version of hell to come back as a pig because who wants to be a pig. But he's saying, like, you're a cereal. Some of them are really happy. They're really sweet pigs. It doesn't matter if they're sweet or not.

I mean, maybe they're... That's their next life. That's a hell. This is a punishment. Instead of being criss, if you went to hell, you'd now be a pig. But pigs are smart, like humans. They have human skin. You have to put sunscreen on.

Yeah. Actually, if they don't burn, yes. If they're testing weaponry, like knives, or they want to do ballistics, they will actually use a pig carcass because it's the closest thing to human. So if they know if it can cut through a pig and can cut through a human. So wait, do we taste like bacon? Let's find out. Asking for a friend.

I 100% believe this next time I look in a pig's eyes I'm gonna like try to talk to them Pig hearts are also visually the closest to human hearts so on set we will usually go to a butcher store and buy a pig heart and use it as a human heart Don't they also like this might be fake

but don't they use pig organs and pig skin sometimes in human surgeries? They can't I think yeah Yes Wait a minute This is weird What does pig stand for Person in disguise. I thought that but that's a deed. People in guys. Oh, there you go.

Pig, I, guys. Please, I'm gay. Please, I'm gay. People I gutted. Oh, gutting a pig. Well, let's lighten the mood even more. I got a lot of emails about this one. Now, listen, I think this just shows that we're all stupid because it's always been this. But, okay, you know the ice cream that is Rainbow Sherbert? Right? Well, no. It's delicious.

It's never been Rainbow Sherbert. It's always been Rainbow Sherbet. Fuck you. No, it's always Sherbet. So why did we all say Rainbow Sherbert? Are we all stupid? Surebet. Yeah, I think so.

That's what I think. Or did Nikola Tesla go back? Nikola Tesla was obsessed with Rainbow Sherbert. He's changing all the really important things like Bernstein and Bernstein bears and Sherbert and Sherbert and Sherbet. Just the shit that pissed him off. You know what?

I found something out recently. The blew my mind actually. What is the thing? It's like the noodles in the cup? Cup of noodle. It's just cup noodles. Cup of noodles. I would not believe that one.

Google it. I need facts. It's just cup noodles. It's crazy. It's just cup noodles. people are you serious and that's not even i think that's a different thing though because sorbet is actually or a sorbet different than sherbert why would it be cup noodles that's insane yeah wow are there is there no example of rainbow sherbert out there is there none sherbet

none sherbet none sure what in the fuck i know okay this next one was sent into me by audrey she said first off love the podcast she wanted us to look at this screenshot from duck tails now i think this is weird. So if you look at this screenshot, he's at the eye doctors and on the poster behind him, just at first glance, what do you think that says? I suck about a little tito. Okay. Oh, you want to have your eyes exhibit. Aluminati? See, yes. What is that saying? I see ask about Illuminati. But if you actually look in it, it literally does say Aluminati in it, those last two lines. Flying first class

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I don't know, but to me... It's very creepy. You could find the answers to the universe in Disney movies. That's what I'm thinking. I mean, there is a 666 in the Disney logo. Is there? Yeah, there is.

Really? Oh, yeah. Wow. That wall. What? Creepy. And isn't Disneyland technically a bunker? And then there's Club 33.

33 is the highest level of Freemasonry and whatnot. I mean, I'm just saying he knew something. And Goose. What about him? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you think they're ready to hear about Goofy? I don't think so. I don't see a six in Disney.

Whoa. Okay, this is crazy. I'm going to email from a girl named Haley, and she said, my phone knew I was brushing my hair. And I was like, okay, what? So I open the email. She says, hey, so I know you guys talk a lot about TikTok algorithms and whether or not the phones are tracking your eye movements.

But the other day, I was brushing my hair because it was really tangled. It took me like 20 minutes. As soon as I opened up my phone. I got an ad for a detangling brush on TikTok. I live alone. I wasn't talking to myself about anything. I wasn't even on TikTok. Was my phone listening to me brushing my hair

and then suggesting an ad about it? If your phone can hear how tangled your hair was, it's doing you a favor, Haley. It probably sounds like a fucking pack of firecrackers going off in your room. So shout out to TikTok, man. They're saving hair. even hair. You know? I will say, first of all, very creepy, but I will say it's getting to a point now where like we all are just living with it because so we were doing this video with the Stanley Cup, you know, whatever. And we're talking about lighting it on fire. Literally three minutes later,

I'm in the bathroom and I open up my Instagram and boom, my first thing on my explore page is somebody lighting a Stanley on fire. And I'm like, okay. So literally listen to my conversation and put it in the algorithm instantly. And I just kept going on with my day. And we're the last generation that's going to feel like this is intrusive. In the future, people will pay for your phone to recommend things to you. That convenient. They'll be like, yeah, I'll pay $5 a month for my phone to tell me exactly what I want to know about. But right now it feels intrusive, but it will advance to something that is a premium that people will pay for. Sometimes it's useful. Like, even when I was looking at baby carriers, and then like the three that I was comparing in my head are all now just constant

ads on my phone until I buy one of them. Yeah. I literally, as I came out here, Spencer was on his phone and he was like as I'm walking out we're talking he's like that's crazy and he turns his phone it's some guy wearing this sweater that was what this just happened literally like an Instagram video of a guy like doing a bit wearing that exact shirt yeah it's really weird so your phone was watching us sometimes too I'll I feel like I do the same thing where I'm thinking something and I open my phone and it's there 100% it's happening I don't know how it can read minds though I don't know I don't know how it can read minds though That is so scary

Well shout out Haley I hope your hair looks good Send us a picture Yeah Um okay But did the brush work That's what we need to know girl Okay so this is for Madison

She said is this the new dress So this is a picture Can I pee while this is happening So is there a pit Or is there no pit No pit? No pit Wait

What do you mean? The hole where the seed was I see a The pit is the hole where the seed was right? Yeah, there's definitely a pit. I can see both. What do you mean there's no pit? I see no seed.

No, there's no seed, but there's a pit. Okay, I'm going to use my scientific discretion here. The lighting source is coming from the top of this avocado. The fact that the light is hitting the very top of the seed, and that's the most prominent part of the lighting within the center, there is a seed in there. Because if there was not, I think it would not have that lighting effect of the light being bright in the center and cascading down the sides.

Wow. This is the new dress. I want to kill you now, Jared. Wait, you're that firm in one way. I can see, I can honestly see both in this. Like, I could convince myself there's a seed, and then I could also equally convince myself that there's not a seed. Also, I don't see a fall off on the sides.

That's crazy. To me, there's definitely no seed. Yeah, there's no seed there. Like, there's no world where there's a seed. It's not the right color of a seed, but you can also, like, visually be stumped. that there's protruding. You know what I will say about this one,

and maybe it's because people just love avocados, but it's not causing us to fight. I love it, but also on the right side of the picture, you can actually see, because when you cut an avocado and half, one side will have the pit, the other side won't. You can see pieces of the actual avocado

on the top right of it, which is the same color of the avocado around it. So that is where the seed is the other side would not have the seed. Solved. The reason we're not fighting is because I don't feel super passionately in either direction. Put the dress up.

No, God, please. No! No! Yeah. Good try, though. That was good, Madison. That was fun. That was fun. So there is a theory that if you really want to be famous or or if you see somebody starting to get famous, you can tell if there'll be a superstar based on color. Have you heard about this? No. So when a singer comes out and they start to like kind of pop off or whatever, they can go one of two ways. They can either do well or not do well, or they can become a superstar, right? So you had like Olivia Rodrigo.

I would say she went Superstar. Right. What's her color? You had Billy Elish, Superstar, Beyonce, Superstar, Kim Kardashian, Superstar. But then you have like, well, I don't want to shade anybody. No, people on their way. People on their way. Maybe they haven't hit the Supernova status yet.

Well, the theory is that if you brand yourself with a color, you are kind of brainwashing people to think of you when they see that color. Taylor Swift, Red. See that color, Taylor Swift Red. Olivia Rodriguez. It's red. Yes. Kim Kardashian, nude.

Billy Irish, blue. Green. So if you look at it, so now, like, they start to slowly put this color in everything they do, right? Whether it's in their hair or their clothes or their albums or whatever. But then they start to do brand deals or they start to put out products. So, like, Kim Kardashian, she could put out beats. Oh, and you know, if I showed you a little beats pill or whatever and it was nude, colored, and like, what celebrity is this? You'd be like Kim Kardashian.

Same thing with the purple. You look a little purple. She did make nude happen. So they associate with a specific color. Right. So that way you're in the real world. And every time you see that color, you think of that celebrity. So it kind of like brainwashes you into literally thinking about this person every day, every time you see this color.

And when a celebrity does it right, they become superstar. So yeah, Taylor Swift Red, Beyonce, nude. You know, Kim Kardashian nude. It's crazy. Chef Thai, pink. Oh. Yes. Pink.

And now she's going blue. Pink didn't work for her. Now she's blue. She's going blue. She's going blue. Yeah. But then I started thinking about it. I went back into my brain and I was thinking about former pop stars or former singers.

And it's like, yeah, if they didn't have a color, they didn't really pop. Where are they now? Where are they now? Lady Gaga. Bologna. What color would you mean? Wouldn't you have a baloney dress? Stake.

Bologna dress. I just love her. I'm a monster. What can I say? You are. Pause up. You're a monster. People look at it.

Let me know in the comments. Do you notice any celebrities coming out? trying to make a color their thing. Because, like, how many colors are left? Are there only allowed to be, like, 12 superstars in the world? Do you know what I mean? Probably at a time. That might be part of the Illamini.

The Illuminati? Right. Because don't you have to kill someone to get in? You've got to kill the color. Whoa. Who was purple before? Well, way before Prince, I think. Oh.

Ew. You're right. Yeah. And Prince's was really a huge. proponent of warning us about the war on our minds and evidently he got killed for it because he was trying to warn people about the dangers of the internet Michael Jackson silver right well the glove and now Beyonce silver oh my god whoa I will say though kind of a creepy story is I have a buddy that's in music and he does a few other things and one of his like idols when he was very early in

his career he reached out he shared some of his music with him and the guy literally said dude you are incredibly talented but unfortunately until a very close person in your life passes away you will never achieve stardom what what and a couple years later that person's grandma died where are they now blew the fuck up who is it i can't tell you how'd she die i don't remember this was like 10 this was like probably 15 years ago when he told me are you trying to say he killed the person no he didn't kill them but the person died but this guy said he confirmed pretty well-known dude that until someone very close to you dies, you cannot achieve the ultimate

stardom. I don't know. Do it what you will. I don't know. I'm sick. Whoa. Yeah. I'm going to have to go pee. On that note, speaking of icons who will never die, let's get to a recap.

My camera action, Ryland's recap is about to happen. Recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson, podcast pregnant woman Elizabeth Gordon is here I did it

she is with child growing a penis maybe okay we also learned about fruit booders those oh hey hey I didn't say that

no no no no you have to bleep f***s because YouTube will demonetize you oh right right right right note to the editor yeah Lizzie sold dead frogs to people Psychopath Allure, Elizabeth will try to sell you something that's already dead, and that's how you know she's off. You're welcome?

Oh, Jared lit a library on fire. Oh. Oh, no. Okay. I'm just going through headlines in my head, you know, like, I don't want to be too offensive. No, be very offensive. This is the episode for it. No. What?

Do it. Firecrash sets fire to the library. Nice. What was that? Jared. Do you read my mind? I can say it because I'm a firecrash. Is firecrats offensive?

Yes. It's because we're twins. Yes, I am. Ginger is. If you are not a fire crotch. She's really like a woke. She's the leader of the ginger community. Yes.

And she feels isolated and unheard. Yes. Chris is a Scientologist. No. Chris is touting around as a Scientologist. And now we all know the only reason he isn't really in is because he's also a fruit. Hooter.

Let's not even fucking play, guys. Cup noodles has us all shit. Now, that is fucked up. I never in my wildest dreams would have imagined cup of noodles is actually cup noodles. You jacked off guys at the clubs. Gay guys at Club Alert.

Well, no, I'm sure there's still guys out there jerking other people off against the walls in West Hollywood. Wow. Wait, so like in the pants or dick out? In the pants. No, the dick out will get you this. How do you jerk off in pants?

I mean. Sweatpants? It's kind of hot. You know, the challenge is nice. Chase sounds real. Do they just explode in their pants and for the rest of the night they're just rock and splooge? Is anyone coming? The dollar tree has pink sauce, guys.

Cheap trick. If you ever wanted pink sauce, now is the time to go get it. Rest in pink sauce. Soon to carry blue sauce. And Shane Dawson merch. What? You said you'd be honored if they carried your merch. Get your Shane Dawson merch at shamedausenmerch.com.

Elizabeth and I seem to be the merch women. I can't stop wearing him. I love it. It's cozy. Figure out how hard you want to get slapped before you. Yes. Slap Lizzie. Don't you dare, bitch.

Our friendship started and almost ended with me patting her ass. Lizzie. Slap Ryland and Ryland, you say how hard you like it. How hard would you like your slap, Ryland? Well, if we're having sex, you can go a little harder. Wow. But if we're just like friends saying hi to each. other. It's like a tap. Okay, pretend you're having sex. I don't want to hit him that hard. Whoa, it's pretty hard. You can hit me pretty hard for having sex. I don't want to hit him at all to be honest. You've never asked. Whoa. So you do slap him though. Do you like being slapped? No, in the face, no. Where? Where is the arm? A little nip slap?

On the arm? Just hit me in the face. I don't want him. Hit him. Don't make me in it. Just right here. He's somebody's child. You don't like to be slap. Hold on. Whenever I've slapped you on the butt, you go, No, it's different. Every time I walk my ass up, these little stairs right here, he pokes my ass full. No, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about in the midst of it.

And he said, if I give a slap, you go, you should be lucky I'm looking. And I'm like, you should be looking. I've been doing squats. A look is fine. A poke in the hole is not fine. In the midst, if I do one of those, you literally go, what do you mean?

Like while you're hitting it, You slap a cheek? Is that what you're saying? So what are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about, if I'm being honest. That's going to leave a mark. All right, wrap the show. That means it's hard, huh?

I do like to slap Joe and leave a mark on his skin. Where? On his butt. If he's just walking around. Is he okay? Have you guys talked about how hard? Listen. Listen, we're not part of the BDSM community.

We have no communication. I'd just be beating his ass, you know what I'm saying? I have to go. All right, follow everyone else on social media. Everyone's links to their channels in the description section below. And make sure you get your Shane Dossommerch at shan Dossommerch.com. Sandy, who's not here today, is being consistent on YouTube. You can also see Jared featured in those videos.

Yeah. And I have a vlog channel as well. No. See you guys later right here. Oh, wait. Listen on audio. And we'll be back here in two weeks. We love you very much.

Goodbye. Okay. That was really good. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed. I don't even, I blacked out. I don't know. Was it a good show?

It was great. Let me go. Hopefully you enjoyed. And we will see you next time. Bye. Hi, I'm Danny L'Priori. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia.

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