The Shane Dawson Podcast - Celebrity Conspiracy Theories! Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Chappell Roan!

Episode Date: July 21, 2024

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That's aura.com slash control. This is one of my favorite theories ever. Spencer found this one, and when he brought it to my attention, I screamed. I was walking on the treadmill and I almost fell because I was like, yes, yes, that makes sense. Let me show you the Hollywood Hair Theory. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, um, Seventh Heaven edition. Nobody knows what that means. You don't know what Seventh Heaven is?

I didn't watch Seventh Heaven. When you see their happy faces, smiling down on me. Seventh Heaven. Okay, yes, I am dressed like the mom from Seventh Heaven. accidentally. Catherine Hicks. Shout out, Queen. Yes, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. We have so much going on. Today is going to be the craziest show of all time. We have such a big announcement. I am so ready. It has been so hard to not talk about this before the show.

And now we're here. You got me nervous. Oh, you guys already know what it is. Oh, okay. What is it? We're having another baby. No, no, we're not. We need a minute. I believe you. We need a second. Okay. First of all, Sandy is here. Welcome the Queen. The cock queen herself.

The cock queen? She's been getting super into cock lately. Yeah, did you not watch the last walk? Fake fan. Thank you. Thank you. What might call me the cock master. Oh, she's the cut queen.

What's happening? For those, okay, cock is C-A-U-L-K. It's what you spackle walls with. She's been cocking it up lately. Yeah. I have to go. I'll see everyone later. I remember when I was like 12 and our dad is in construction.

and he would say it all the time and he'd be like, can you cock this from me, grab the cock, hit the cock, whatever. And I was just like, this is so weird. But you were good at it. You actually had the nickname. He would call you the cockmaster. Wow. Yeah, you were the cockmaster.

Does that work in Weho? It's very sweet. If there's two things he knows, it's walking and cocking. Wow. Good segue. Okay, Sandy, you know why you're here today? Yes. Okay, because we love you and because you're a part of the show,

but also. Because of the. step competition? Because of the Walkstar competition. It's happening. It's official. It's here. We have a sponsor.

Let's get into the song. The Walkstar competition. Get off your ass and get in the game. Get a cash prize and bragging rights and rise to internet fame. Stop being a lazy fucking get up. Get your body grooving. One step at a time. We're going to go far.

Who's going to be the Walkstar? That's probably a big five minutes long. Yeah. God, I need a cock. Yes, the Walks are competition, guys. Should we start it right now? Let's do it. Can we all just get up and start walking around?

We just leave. Shows over. The whole thing on walking pads. Oh, we should do that. Wait a minute. The loudest podcast of all time. It would be so loud. That is not a bad idea.

It's like white noise. The mics are directional. I barely hear it. Yeah. All our headsets. Okay, so Raycon, one of our favorite sponsors ever has agreed to sponsor this competition. the winner of the Walkstar Competition, 2024, first annual will get $5,000.

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Wow. I really feel like you're RuPaul right now. Side note, before we get back to the competition, I want to let you guys in on a couple new phrases that I've been throwing around in my daily life. The first one is inspired by RuPaul. So if you watch Drag Race, whenever the show ends, she goes,

Let the music play. Let the music play. And then the song starts, A little bit low. It's a long, low. Really inspiring. So whenever Ryan Lund is like nagging or talking too much or being annoying, I go,

Let the music play. And it really pisses them off. So we might do that a few times today. The second catchphrase that we've been incorporating is from our queens, Karina Garcia and Myra. They have a podcast, Jins and Giggles. You guys know the slime queen, Karina Garcia. Queen, you guys literally live two seconds away from her.

We'll get to that later. Yeah. Literally. We just throw slime at each other. We could do air slime back and forth. Okay, so the thing that she says, which I don't even know if she knows she does this, but her and her sister, they say imagine after everything. It finally has settled in.

I'm like, I'm pregnant. That's all her kids, you know. And a pregnant woman. So after every sentence, we just start throwing an imagine. So like, for example, like, oh my God, Sandy becomes a new queen of Riverside, imagine. You know what I mean? I win the walkster competition. Imagine.

Good segue. So throughout the show, we might be saying those catchphrases. Okay. So here's how we're going to do it. So I think we should start tomorrow fresh, right? Listen, part of me wants to take my. myself out of the competition, but because I am so passionate about it, and this all started because of me, really.

Well, because of me, really. Ooh. I started and then you, you latched on and took it to the next level. You latched on. Wow. Listen, sometimes somebody will start the trend and then somebody else takes it and really make something out of it. I'm just saying.

I mean, he has this down to a science, though. He kicks me out of the room at 10, and he walks from 10 to 12. and he's like, if I walk in while he's doing it, he's stepping, he's sweating, he means business. I try to talk to him or hug him. He's like, not right now. By the way, he's never seen me in this state, and he took a picture, which we'll show, just because I think it's funny. But it's embarrassing.

So I put on long underwear because I don't want to chafe. Oh, which I've got a new underwear just for this wants for a competition. I say him in Amazon Lincolnware. Oh, yeah. You don't want to chafe, so I have all my underwear, no shorts. And then I have on a baggy hoodie to catch a sweat. and then I put underwear on my head to catch the swimwear.

Underwear. And then I put my... Yeah, they make so many things to do that. It has to cover my whole head. And then I put on my headphones and then I'm at my... It was dark when I entered that room and I thought, I was going to leave. And he goes, don't you want to give me a kiss?

And said, I'm good. I touched his back and it was just like a pool of water. And I thought, I've got to excuse myself. So here's what I did. To level the playing field, I offered to buy all of you guys a walking pad because i feel like that is fair so did anybody buy one i set you guys the amazon link and how's that coming we got one we did yes so we haven't set it up yet but we got it just yesterday okay it starts tomorrow oh i'm going to get it set up tonight okay good spencer i think mine is

coming tomorrow luckily so i'll be running right out the gate walk to the post office dude yeah you might do a brisk morning walk out so i know i know so i didn't order mine because you offered it specifically for the competition and i don't know if i can compete why because I'm dying. I'm, yeah, I, in Nashville very recently went to the ER again. And I'm on like pain medication to make it through the day. And like, I'm not well. So I actually don't know if I can compete.

You can sit on the sidelines with Lizzie, who also can't compete because she's pregnant. And I just want to clarify, obviously a pregnant woman can walk and they could be in this. But we just thought it wasn't healthy to be like, Lizzie, be getting 40K plus steps a day while you're eight and a half months pregnant. Oh my God, her baby comes out. With, like, huge cows. In 100 plus degree weather.

Yeah, in the middle of the summer. Yeah, it's so hot. A part of me still wants to try, but I just don't, like, I'll sing half a song in the shower and feel like I'm going to throw up and die. You know what I mean? Like, I can't do anything. There's also no doubt. Like, it's not like the loser gets, like, a punishment or something.

It's like, maybe I'll still try. Good idea. You know what? We should get a dunk tank. And the loser, every other person on the podcast gets, like, 10 throws at the dunk tank. Freezing cold water. Yeah. No, a cold bunch.

It's been so hot, I want to lose. Well, we're rooting for you to not die and hopefully win. Ryland, what are you going to do? How are you going to up your game? I'm not. I'm going to stay consistent where I'm at. Listen, I'm going to stay steady down the line and I'll still stick to like my 14 to 20. But I'm not just going to give up on all my other workouts just to become a walk star.

I like to hear that. I was actually just asking Shane and Spencer too, like, is it worth doing the workout or is it just strictly walking. Not this month. Even when I'm doing these like these like cardio hit classes where it's a lot of jumping jacks, squats, no stuff. You're burning calories. It's a fad. It doesn't get you steps. I'll do I'll kick my ass for an hour. I'll look down. I'll be like that was three 300 steps. Waste of time. Fuck me. And here's the thing. We want you guys to join in too. So to join in on the fun, go to Instagram and post your steps every day. You think they're you're there in for the

prize money? Oh, Alabama y'all, who I follow on Instagram. She's getting up to 10,000 steps a day. She posts about it. It's amazing. So post, tag the podcast, so we can repost some. And during the month, at some point, I'm not going to say when or who or whatever. But if you post one that's over 10,000, don't lie. Don't shake your phone.

If you post one over 10,000, one person will get $500 from there. Yes, there you go. Yeah, I want you guys to be able to join all the fun. So, yes, we're going to move on from talking about this. And this is 30 calendar days? Yes, from tomorrow, one month. And then the winner, it's going to be our monthly average steps. Just so I can gauge, because I feel really good about it.

I ain't going to point no elbows, but I feel good about beating a couple people. Spencer, what is your strategy? Do you have one? Yeah, I mean, recently I've been doing a lot of night crawler-esque walks where I walk around at like 3 a.m. Stuff. So it's just me and like old Armenian men smoking cigarettes outside. But there are, there are parts, there are times where I like go to certain airs. I'm like, I shouldn't be walking around here this late.

I can see your next door app blowing up in your area. But cool. Okay. Okay. I feel I feel really good about where I stand right now. I think a morning, I think a morning, especially with a walking pad, like something on the other. Like, because you, Shane, you like bookend the day where you get like a night in morning. And I feel like that's a good strategy. So maybe I'll need to start doing that. Okay. Perfect. All right. Feel free to bring your walking pad to work. We have three. I think he could step on one of them.

We face them at each other. Oh, my. Wow. Okay. Jared. Can we talk about our new obsession? So first it was walking, right? Now we have our new obsession that you created for me and Riland that has fully taken over our life. Nice. Bowling. Bowling.

You guys are like bowling star. I didn't know a cute way to say it. But Rylen has like a 10 point step. And Shane, you're like a savant. I'm getting like you just threw a strike the first time. I don't want to brag, but last time we went, four strikes. Carol, not me getting four strikes in this game so far. We haven't filmed with one of them.

And Ryland throws a ball really, like really fast. But Shane, too. Thank you. No, listen, I've been bowled in 10 years. I rolled my first roll and I got a strike. What? I was like, am I a fucking bowler and then Ryland rolls, strike. And I'm like, are we like a bowling duo?

Now we have summer passes, a buller. Are you kidding? It's only $41 to bowl two games every day until September. For the whole summer, not sponsored. Crazy. Is this at the same spot that we went to? We're doing it. It's wild, and that includes your shoe rental.

We've been going there, like, every day when it's, like, empty inside. The workers now know us. They're, like, kind of staff for us. We can get there, bowl, two games, and back in just about an hour. Are you going to compete in the gay bowling team, like in modern family? I would love to. You're not into, like, the group sports. That's a thing.

I feel like I'll get self-conscious. I was a gay kickball league in my early 20s. That's gay. All kickball leagues are kind of kidding out of it. It's about community. It's not having a good time. Being a little competitive. No, shout out to the gay kickball.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of them. So yeah, rolling is our new thing, which is crazy. Jared, how was your birthday? How does it feel? How old are you? You don't have to say. I'm 39.

I got a midlife crisis coming in. I feel it coming. It's true. This year was hard for him. Yeah, this is true. I just feel like at any moment, I'm gonna start getting like my ears pierced. I'm gonna get like a neck tattoo.

I'm gonna just chop the top off in my car. But my birthday was rad. You guys came over, of course. We went bowling. I mean, you know, we did the little Carina Garcia tour. We saw where she goes. Yes. Had CPK, best salads you could get possibly.

But no, it was great. I mean, do I feel like I'm getting older? Yeah. You know? Yeah, now when I watch like sports and stuff or anything like that, I think I'm older than everybody. Like when you're a kid, you watch shows and you watch sports and you think these are adults. Wow, they're older. Now it's like, I'm older than all these people.

I'm literally like too old to be on the voice. What? They've been on the voice. Yes. I think they do. I might be too old to, like, judge the voice. You know? Chris, your birthday, is it?

Did it already happen by the time this goes up? I think so. How old are you? Oh, that's so old. I mean, I'm not as old. Thanks, thanks. Sorry, I didn't mean it bad. I didn't mean it as a diss.

I just feel, but I'm in much worse condition than you are. I'm dying. I have the body of a 70-year-old man. Do you know what I mean? So I feel. I think that you're not dying, and maybe we'll turn this around. See, I keep telling myself that, and then it gets worse.

I keep saying that and not going to the hospital and then I got sepsis. It just got way worse from ignoring it. So I don't think that's the move. You're pivoting. How old are we? I'll be turning 34. Oh.

You're younger than I thought. Really? What does that mean? I look two years older than me. No, so I'm turning 36. And Spencer's birthday's right around the corner. Just to make us feel extra old, Spencer, how old are you going to be turning?

I'm turning 20s. Oh, geez. I kind of embrace getting older. Me too. I mean, maybe I'll hit 40 or a certain age and be like, wow, it's all changed. But right now, I like it. Listen, there's nothing worse than people who are aging and trying to stay young. That's like, you know, trying to talk, Gen Z.

Oh, watching too much TikTok and staying that age. Imagine. Abolving through the stages of life is beautiful. Right. Like, listen, I will say, like, it is going to get crazy once our kids are old enough to start talking, like really talking. because now the new thing is Gen Alpha is coming for Gen Z and saying their cringe and they're old, which is crazy

to me. Yeah, there was a video I saw where this girl, she was like, so Gen Alpha now instead of cool, they say Sigma. Wow. Sigma. I don't know. I've never even heard of that. Yeah, well, because you're too old. You're fucking old and cringe. That's how you know we're getting old when that kind of lingo pisses us off. It's like

you're fucking idiots. Why does it have to change so much? People have been saying cool for like 50 plus years. Yeah. There's one they say for an ass. It's like a, what is it? It's a g-z-it-g-it. Like, the yacht? Yeah, yeah.

That's like an ass, right? Yeah, it's like G-Y-A-T, and I think it's just like a big ass, I think. Wow. So you got a Sigma G-G-Y-A-T. Yeah. Saying that in real life sounds so sad. With a gray beard. It's too much.

Simply a C-G-G-G-A-Gat. Okay. So, yeah, it's very scary, and I'm very excited for our kids to come home from school and say all their dumb-ass words and for us to be like, wow. We're so old. So cute. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. Please don't go anywhere.

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Okay Chris Not to take away From your brand of Slowly Dying But we're gonna play Mafia And are there like Investigators and all that stuff It's just a mafia and an angel

We're keeping it simple I went too much last stuff Yeah that threw me off last year Yeah I remember Very confusing Spencer's got so good at narrating I've had a couple requests for him To like host at parties

No way Can you believe that Just come and like host Yeah, people were like, can I hire Spitzer to be a narrator at my party? Wow, that's not a bad gig, honestly. Charge a few hundred dollars. Do it from home. What's sad are that or a magician?

No, whoa, whoa. Dude, you cannot. You are the wrong room. We love magic. Don't come after magicians, bro. Wow. I take it back. You can never get to the castle.

I know, I couldn't. Especially now. Well, just for that, this entire episode or this entire game of Mafia, is magician theme. And the mafia will make the person disappear. What do you have against magician? I don't have that much against magicians, but the idea of like,

all right, like, park my car, let me go in and do some magic for these people. It's just like, a very low-level magician is kind of sad. I like, I like, I like that. You don't talk about like a David Blaine or something. No, no, I'm talking about like a guy who's like, yeah, it all have to start so.

I know, I know, so maybe I'm just a hair. You know, it's our acting day job. Some of us have to do. to get pie. Um, okay. What are we doing? Oh, right. Mafia.

Okay, so in this pan, we all have, uh, what we're going to be. Ow, I saw that. Okay, so I'm going to go first. Pick a card, any card. Wow. Okay, everyone ready? It's time for this little magical town to go to sleep. Ah, nice night on the town.

Everyone's resting in their beds. Mafia, please awaken. Magician. Magic mafia, please awake. Please select your first victim. Very good, very good. Go to sleep. Now, angel, magic angel, Chris Angel.

Who would you like to save? Very good, very good. Okay, cock-d-l-l-doo. It's time to wake up, everybody. Ah, another beautiful morning. I'm well-rested. I wonder if somebody killed me. Well, Rylund.

Funny you should say. No. Oh, how did I know? Last night, you were going for a walk, trying to get those steps in, when all of a sudden, a bunch of fog, what a magician's do, which a fog comes up,

and a dark figure appeared on the other side of the road. Before you knew it, you were dead on the road. What about my dogs? Dogs were okay. It's a mafia, not a devil. And no fucking angel thought of me. But wait, but wait. Oh, right?

Perched above you in the trees, like a beautiful angel, swoops down and saves you. How did you guess both? Sorry. The crowd applause. So, round one this night, no death was had, but who was the mafia? Is this shit rigged? How did Riley know?

Which one of you motherfuckers tried to kill me? Who saved him? I feel like Sandy would have saved me and Jared would have killed me. Chris Angel said too. Interesting. Shane? What? Did you kill me?

You're not even my competition in the walkstar. Chris? Chris, did you kill me? I'm dying already. He looked away for me. As soon as I asked him in the days, he looked away. He got the best excuse, though. We have to really read.

He's just going to say he's dying. That's a gigsaw's excuse. Yes. Sandy? No, but I think Jared, Jared definitely. Jared killed me and Sandy saved me. That's just the life I'm living inside. Unless somebody else thinks somebody else.

Ryland's been right about everything so far, so I'm going with what Ryan. said I think Chris did it he did look away from me when I asked him which was a little off this is I look away from everyone I have a weird thing when I have a hard time looking people in the eyes Chris I have anxiety did you real did you kill Ryland it's Chris no Chris is playing way too hard into it it's yes I'm actually not you'll see you'll see an actor everybody don't let him oh okay I'm gonna stick with Jared this I'm gonna say Jared too all right you guys are wrong okay okay for

votes for Jared oh you guys are gonna feel real stupid when I votes for Chris? It's Jared. Oh, God. So the townspeople storm up. Jared and Sandy are blocking the door when all of a sudden Sandy turns. The townspeople have convinced her, and the mob kills Jared. But after the crowd, the dust clears, what do they find?

A broken pair of angel winks. No! No! The angel is dead. Chris Angel with his beautiful hair. And it was a wig. It was a wig. I was wearing a wig.

I attacked my guardian angel. Oh, my God. Ryland, I'm telling you, I was reading minds, and I thought, they're going to kill this poor guy. Oh, my God. And I got to save it. I'm so sorry. He's not a threat to me in the Walkstar competition. He could live.

He killed me. I really am going to be upset. I'm so sorry. Okay, okay, okay, let's go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. Oh, we're still going. Me too. Jared is eliminated. And now my guardian angel is gone, so if we try to kill me again, I'm out.

He's been sent back up to him. I'm sorry, Jared, I did you dirty. All right, Mafia, please arise. Who would you like to kill? Don't you dare fucking think about it. Okay, mafia, asleep. Town people, wake up, wake up.

Another beautiful day in Magicville, USA. Why are you looking to me like that? Well, I'm pissed off. I bet you motherfuckers killed me. So last night, Rylan decided to take his skateboard out to the local skate park. How are you always right? and do some X-Games tricks.

He was doing some tricks. He was doing some magical flips. Kick flips. Yeah, just like Rylan always does. I used to be a skater boy. When all of a sudden he's grinding a rail. And what does he see over the edge? A dead body.

No! Oh my God, the twist! It's Chris. Oh, my God! It's Sandy, that evil bitch. He's been strangled by one of those, like, never-ending anchor chiefs. He was...

The magicians have... But Chris is dead. No. I told you. Took him out of his misery. So it's Sandy. Honestly. So it's the three of you guys left.

So who do you think? Sandy. What? What happened to do? Obviously, no, it's not me. It's not. Or maybe. So either Shane and I have to get on Sandy or Sandy and I have to get on Shane.

I think it's Shane. Okay, let's do 10 second speech, Sandy and Shane. Okay. Our two candidates. Defend yourself. I think it's Shane because I think it's easy to blame me because Jared was the angel and you already mentioned something. So then his

go-to is to Chris and then to blame me. So I think it was Shane. It's literally not me because I never get picked as mafia. Okay, that's Mr. Victim mentality. Thank you. Yes. I don't. It's not me. I promise. Can you imagine if he's lying?

I imagine. Can you imagine? I kind of feel like it might be Sandy. It's 100% Sandy. No, it's no, it's not. Oh my gosh. Well, Sandy's actually, like, getting her feelings hurt, and Shane's doing this fake thing, or he's like, Oh, that's me. Oh, no, I don't know who to pick. Look me in the face, both of you.

Okay. Let's officially vote. If it's you, I'm going to come over there and slap you so hard. I swear. You got to go with your gut, Ryland. You got to go with your gut. Okay. And she's for Shane.

Sandy? All votes for Sandy? All right. Heart broke. Sorry, Sandy. Shane and Ryan, get in the cyber truck, and they're out for blood. They know who the mafia is. They run down and the automatic braking doesn't work.

There was a recall. They looked through her wallet. What do they see? Mafia member. They got her. We got her. We got her. We did it, Joe.

I don't know why I always picked the mafia. She almost got away. See, you thought it was being fake? Yeah, I thought you were being real fake. We need a code like when it's not one of us. We can't cheat. We can't be like, okay, how are we going to win Mafia? Why not? Okay, should we do one more round?

Yeah, another round. Let's do a crazy. I don't know why I always make the Mafia. See, I wasn't lying. Wow. So now if you act weirder than that, I'll know it's cheating. He's setting the tone for the next round. Okay, everyone got their role.

Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? Chris is acting weird. Yeah. I'm acting weird. He's over here. Sighing.

I looked at mine before all of you, so I was watching everyone opening. And I'm weird. All right, all right, all right, let's go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. We can argue later. We can argue tomorrow. Then we're going to sleep. We're going to sleep.

Mafia, please awaken. Who do you want to kill? Very good. Interesting, interesting. Angel, please awaken. Who would you like to save? Very good. Okay, townspeople, time to wake up.

You guys are rested after a full day of stepping, but something doesn't feel right today. You guys are all over at jail. Jared's for his birthday. Oh. Just having off a good time. Jared's, you know, going to go to the bathroom quickly, you know.

Pouters, my mom. His wife is blood. But all of a sudden, the power goes out. And when it comes back on, there's blood leaking from under the bathroom door. How hard did you wipe? It looks like in that short amount of time, the mafia made him walk 500,000 steps.

Goals. He was running for that five. Yeah, he was chained. He was chained. He was chained. up in the bathroom, forced to walk until he died. There's a walking pad in the bathroom? It's a meeting anywhere on.

Smart. Jared said again. And so, Jared is once again dead. And once again, this nap feels personal. You see on his back a beautiful pair of angel wings. And once again, the angel has been walked to death. Oh, stop killing the angel. All right.

Who do you think killed it? I think it's going to be Chris. I think Sandy would have done Jane wrong because she just lost. Had she been the mafia. This is interesting because for some reason I don't think it's Chris. You're right. I don't think it's you. It's not.

It's not. Before I said it's Chris. Before I said a word or did anything, Sandy's like Chris. Well, because I saw your, because I saw your facial expression when he was like, told us to wake up. We were like. Wait, really? And I opened my eyes. But you're like real sneaky about trying to like get everybody's eyes.

Oh, she's getting better at this. She is. No, I think it's Chris. Did you kill Jerry? I honestly didn't. He didn't break eye contact this time, which is suspicious. Scary. It's scary.

Did you kill your husband? No. Who, haunting. Okay. Suspicious or haunting? Where should we go? Everyone who thinks it's Chris? I don't know.

I almost think he might be like stupidly innocent. Stupidly? All right. I'll take it. Let's vote again for Sandy. All right. The townspeople get together. He got us.

They're out for fucking blood. I think it's Shane. It's Chris. They grab their pitchforks. They grab their torches. If it's Chris, I'm going to come over there and strangle you with my bare hands. Rylum's got his strangling gloves on. And they march up to Sandy's house.

Freshly clean from Jared's corpse. Oh. What do they do? They stab her. They burn her. Burn her. Geez. Yeah.

They put like cigarettes out on her. Oh my gosh. You told me to be, Chris. This is my wife. You're talking about. Okay, Spencer? Keep going. Continue. Your red burns, jeez.

But after all that, her dead body's laying on the ground, they go through her wallet again. And once again, they find the mafia car. She's a lifelong member. I really just don't know how I picked it. I wasn't even looking, and I still got it. He get Angel and she got mafia.

Yeah, they got it. They got it both again. Honestly, I'm starting to feel a little like shame. I never get mob yet. Thank you. I've never been it. Okay. I have an idea. Because I'm never going to get it anyways, let's do one more quick speed round.

I'm going to narrate so Spencer has a chance to play. Because we've never seen him in the game. So let's do this. If it's Sandy again, I will lose my marbles. You know, Spencer, get me last. Can you get me last please? Because I can't. And if you take last,

you're still the rubber thing. I'm never going to play this again. Everybody in the town, look, I'm just going to be RuPaul. Everybody in the town, look at your paper and see, who you are i think everyone already did but it's who you are on the inside it counts now let the music play isn't that whole show like not about being who you are in the inside

right whoa it's all about like dressing up as much possible tucking your dick so far into your body what drag oh if you stay ready then you ain't got to get ready this is incredible i love that okay ladies and gentlemen of the town i want everybody to go to Ooh, now, I want my, I want my secret assassin to open your eyes. Ooh, I'm shook. Secret assassin, point at one of the queens that you want to take out of the competition. Seems like something they would play on the show. Oh, interesting choice.

Never would have guessed that. Secret assassin close your eyes. Calling out to all my angels, open your eyes. Ooh, interesting. Angel, select the, contestant that you would like to keep in the competition. Nice. Close your eyes, Angel. Okay, everybody, arise. Hello, Queens. I hope you had a great rest. This is more like Charlie's Angel.

Oh my God, Ruth's Angels. That's iconic. Hello, Queens. I hope you had a good rest. Everybody get untucked because we're about, we're about to have ourselves our first, Elimination. Oh my God. I don't even care if I die. This is amazing. The queen. Oh, playing it coy like he doesn't the killer.

I don't even care if I die. Queens, queens, no fighting. Ryland hates me. Unless we're on the dance floor. I just don't trust you in this game because I don't know what to believe. Unfortunately, you do not have a chance to sing for your life. You have been taking out of the competition. Me?

One queen has been murdered. And that queen is seven. I knew it. She was on her way to perform, or wait, I should have explained the death before I said it. This is how she would do it. You're right. She was on her way to the main stage

when one of the girls jumped out from the background tied a wig around her neck and ripped her off into the floor and stepped on her neck with a heel. She was too big of competition. She was too big of competition. She was taken out in the first round. And then an angel appeared in drag.

They pointed at, another queen and said, save Ryland. Thank you, Angels. Again. I've been so accusatory of everyone, and all of these people are showing up and saving me. I apologize. It doesn't mean you're not the mafia, though.

You can still be the mafia. That doesn't matter. I'm just saying thank you for everyone saving me. Okay, so ladies, take over. Who do you think is the secret assassin? Ryland, are you the mafia? No, honestly, I'm not. Chris, are you the mafia?

No. Really, are you the mafia? This is what I mean. You can't fucking tell with this man. But if you like, someone was like, Spencer, interesting distraction. Oh. But are you the mafia?

No, I'm not. Jared, are you the mafia? Oh. Your wife did kill you in another round. Maybe. That would be too predictable. Who would find it the least, like, obvious to kill Sandy? Chris, Spencer.

Chris is going to be the mafia one day. I wouldn't be right. Look at the minds. I can see it being Riley. I think it hasn't because Spencer's new. He's the wild card. I mean, I think Blanket, it's got to be him one of, these times and his reactions are always guilty there's something that he always says that he

hasn't said yet i'm not going to say it all right chris you get one chance to say that thing if you don't say it you're the i don't even know what the thing is he's playing dumb he failed chris search for your inner sabotech just know every time you've been wrong about me just know that i'm just going to be agreeable if that's where we're going i just say you will again for a third time be wrong my queens everybody shut up it is time to vote who do you think is The Secret Assassin. Who's voting for Expensoriv? That's your drag name.

Are you going to get on board for? For some reason, I think Spencer. Very weird how he did that, though, right? He hurts flip-loving every time. Every time it's about to vote. He wanted to vote real quick. Rue is confused on who is voting. Okay, three of us have to get on one.

Are we getting on Spencer or Chris? Chris. Chris, why don't we? Spencer, can you get on board with that? Yeah, yeah, because it's not me. Yeah, I can definitely get on board with not me. Okay. Chris, feel free to untuck and go to the untucked break room and have yourself a nice bubbly.

Because you are out of the competition, sweetie, but I'm not killing you. You're a star and you always will. Thank you. Ladies, go to sleep. Well, are we going to learn if he was the killer? Oh, no. You guys killed an innocent queen. What?

Sorry, I forgot. I told you. An innocent queen of slave. And not only that. What? Sounds like he was less of the angel. Oh, and! Sorry, usually the hilarious Ross Matthews.

Do this for me. Yes, he was also the angel. You guys murdered innocent. Wow. Which has happened now three times. Wow. It's bad omen. Thank you for saving me after how nasty I've been to you.

You're welcome. Every queen, get the fuck to sleep. Rue needs a break. Secret assassin. Open your eyes. Secret assassin. Who do you want to take out of the competition? Ooh, chilling.

Secret assassin close your eyes. Angel. Oh, you're dead. Everybody in the competition, please open your own. A brutal fight to the finale, and unfortunately, one queen did not make it to the top spot. That queen was thrown out for saying something crazy on Twitter. She was exposed for being a evil bitch. And that queen now lives in a world of canceled queens who are not invited to future reunions.

Wait, so the mafia just canceled someone? Yeah. And that queen was, Expensuriv. I knew it. I knew it. Unfortunately, Expensuriv will not be performing at Drag Race Live in Las Vegas. It's too problematic.

I should have deleted those tweets. It's Rylund. It's Jared. Two left are, Jared. And Rylentis. Okay, Expensuriv, this is your time to get redemption. Who do you think killed you? It was Ryland.

Oh, please, Jared. Yeah, I think it was Ryland. I also think it was Ryland. Are you kidding me? The person's spearheading, like, name-blending? Just notice the eyebrows, notice the eyebrows when he gets defensive a little bit? I can't really see his eyebrows with the camera.

He covered them up. It's a killer move. Expenser of it is your time to choose. Which queen do you think took your life? I think it was Jared. The eyebrows, dude, come on. And in a shocking turn of events, Spencer if is wrong and the winner is right.

Wow. A little bit. I was right from the big use. I overcame all odds. Normally when Mafia wins, they just win. A dead person doesn't get to choose the fate of the winner of Mafia,

and I still overcame. You did that, girl. I will take my crown, and I will not share my prize money. Wow. I will say, I did say it was you in the first time. I mean, I was dead. And that's why I killed you.

I knew it. I knew it. Wow. Well, we will see you on All-Stars. I hope you guys enjoyed that episode of, yikes. RuPaul's Drag Race. Please, Rue, don't sue me.

Okay, wow, that was fun. Did you enjoy playing? It was good. It was fun. I want to see you be the mafia. I feel like he'd be really good. Oh, I just won. Was that the first time the mafia has won the whole thing on the show?

I would think so. No, I won before. Okay. Okay, well, we're going to take a quick little break. We're going to go to the untucked group. I'm going to stop. When we come back, viewers are great. I need another.

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Thank you so much for sending that. Okay, this is from Madison. Hey, everybody. I'm officially in the beginning of my senior year in college, and I've been watching Shane since a food video era. I love you all. Your show has helped me through some dark times, especially finals. Very dark.

I love the Walk Challenge, and I recently started getting my steps up, and I've been taking my cat. So here is a picture. So here is a picture of her with her cat in a backpack while she's wearing merch. Look at that. That is so cute. Wow, that's everything. Yes.

Getting the steps in, bringing the cat. the merch that's incredible that's going to be us soon with our dog that's going to be me and harper oh oh my gosh really big vagina update oh yes um okay if you guys are not a part of our podcast group chat on instagram it's simply lit that it really is okay so here's what it don't look at me like that okay so on instagram so me and spencer were planning the podcast and he was and we were talking about like ways for us to get more active on the instagram because we don't really post that much and then he was like oh have you heard of this this new membership thing.

I was like, no. So basically, we created this group chat. So if you go to the podcast, Instagram, you'll see a Farmers and Grow group chat. Yeah, it's called like a broadcast channel. Yeah, membership makes it sound like there's a paywall. No, no, it's free. It's free. No, and you join, and we all talk to each other and post pictures and roast each other

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You know what I mean. We need to also update the Walkstar competition from the group chat and post our daily steps. Not every day, but once in a while, just to get you guys, you know, inspired. I can't wait. Okay. All right, let's get to some voicemails. So we have three different voicemails we can choose from. Number one, gay boyfriend fucked my boyfriend.

Oh, wait. Gay best friend fucked my boyfriend. Did we not do this the last time? This one has been sitting around for me. That's pretty devastating. I don't think we've done it. I think it's a common one. Boyfriend bug eating problem

It's really hard for me to not want to vote for that right away Okay, I agree That's so different And the last one is Go for it with a long-term friend I need the first That's so cute We definitely have to do that one

Okay let's start with gay best friend Fucked my boyfriend Yeah Yeah Hi Shane I need some advice So basically I was dating this guy And she had my best friend

had it, like, spent the night at each other's house because they were friends, my best friend as my gay best friend. And my gay best friend ended up putting it in his ass. And they had an air force. That's usually what it leads to. And, um... Hawaii starts with the music we play on our islands, playing the moment you step on the plane.

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and I thought it was funny, and I just broke up with guys because he was already keeping on me with other girls. and I don't really care about it and I'm not going to throw away a friendship that I've been since with someone for over seven years and people are telling me that I shouldn't be friends with someone like that but I don't know I just needed some of the day

um I mean bye everybody I love you guys it does kind of seem like she got it all figured out yeah yeah you know but um I would say is her boyfriend gay yeah yes definitely because I don't care what the circumstances if I'm hanging out with some dude

and why are they hanging out together having a sleepover I think I know why. Yeah, we know why now. Well, I think she's asking if she should stay friends at this person, right? I think that's what I heard. I would say both these people in your life are pretty fucked. And you should find some people that hold you to a higher regard.

And the fact that you laughed about it is a little iconic, but maybe you should talk to somebody about why you laugh instead of cried. But she's obviously, it was either over the boyfriend already. She mentioned being cheated on by other girls, right? Or he cheated on other girls and stuff. So he's already fucking other girls. Like, I choose over it, I think. But then the betrayal by your gay friend.

That sucks. Yeah. That's really lame of the friend. Your gay friend probably knows he's been cheating on you. So then why would you be like, oh, sorry, Susie. Sorry, I don't remember your name. And then go, then go fuck him too. I'm like, oh, this guy's a cheater.

Let me go fuck him too. They both kind of sound awful. Yeah. There's a little bit of toxicity in the mix. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. So I would say depending on, you know, how you want to be, maybe find some new friends. Yeah.

And a new boyfriend. Yeah. Maybe just distance yourself a little bit, just for a little bit, and see if it feels better than it felt to have these people in your life. I have so many questions. I do. And shout out. Everybody involved.

Okay. Okay. Let's get to boyfriend bug eating problem. Hey, this is Cynthia. I was just wondering about my boyfriend and the problem he has is actually a problem. Okay. When he gets drunk, he likes to eat june bugs and I honestly really feel bad at the four of the June books because they're always alive when he eats them. I wouldn't feel that bad if they were dead. But I was just wondering if that was normal. Oh, and he likes to put them in his beer and check his beer. And thank you. You have to act. It's just horrible. Let me know if this is a problem. And I need to talk to his therapist about it. Thank you. Live Junebugs.

I think he needs to talk to therapy about that. Yes. Google Junebug. Aren't those the big, like, huge, yeah. She said she didn't have a problem with it if they were already dead. So it's even if they're alive. Oh, no. And these things are disgusting. I will say, I think it's very weird, but I don't know if it's like a huge issue.

I think maybe he just ate one as a child or something. I thought, hey, I kind of like this. The crunch when you're like, I would fucking slap the shit out of Shane if he did that in front. It can't be much different than a cornet. Oh, I think it would be. Whishier than I'm curious. Okay, I would say, let him know if it makes you feel weird. Just say, hey, that makes me feel gross.

Don't please don't do that. And he'll stop, right? Maybe recommend a therapist for him. Do you ever think he, like, smiles at her and has, like, bugs? Oh, my God. Yeah, kissing him after that. And maybe get to the, I don't know. Maybe if there is, like, an underlying issue.

Ask him, like, when is the first time you did this? And see if it is a problem, you know? Yeah. All right. Last voicemail, go for it with a long-term friend, question mark. Hi, Shane. At first time, I'll say I love you guys. I've been watching you guys forever, but we have a point. So I need your advice on the little situation I have.

I have this guy friend that I've had for a few years, but as the last few months, I've kind of developed feelings for him. We call every day for hours. He even insists on making like matching bracelets. Like, I don't know. You feel like there's tension. Do you guys think it's worth telling him and risking, you know, losing my best friend if he doesn't feel the same or should I just keep my mouth shirt and not say anything yes please help thank you one quick question uh what was the mashed potatoes thing no matching bracelet

sorry okay i miss heard i miss her i thought that was sweet too i was that you guys made match bracelets oh is he gay no i don't know i don't know i hope not um okay oh my gosh imagine if she finally tells him and then he's like sweetie is a girl he's like he's like he's like Sweetie, the bracelet? He's so gay. That weren't signs. It's like we've changed, we'd share shoes. How about this?

Only because I feel like we come from a place of experience. It sounds very familiar. I never made a matching bracelet. I'm sorry. But any good relationship is built off of an amazing friendship or they develop into one. So if you already have that, just like I think we had, I would definitely go for it. And it worked that well for us. I agree.

I definitely think you should go for it and, you know, see where it goes. You might have matching fitness watches at some point. Upgrade from the bracelets. Also, listen, there is the chance, and you have to prepare yourself for this. And it could be a learning opportunity. Like, I had a friend who I told that I had feelings. And that friend, I'm 36. Chill.

And that friend was like, uh, and I'm like, ooh, oh, ha, back, my, so that could happen and it could be a growing opportunity to learn. It could happen multiple times. I had that happen a similar thing where I was like in love with my best friend and I told him and yeah. We're not friends anymore. Yeah, but he seemed, he gave a million signs and everyone in our friend group was like, they no one knew about me at the time and they were like, he likes you obviously. And I was like, I do too.

No one knows. This is great. And I finally went for it because everyone convinced me that he liked me. And then he's like, oh, I love you. But I'm not like that. Like I'm not gay. And I cried about it. And like, we're not friends anymore.

So see, two versions, you never know which you're going to get. But that's what makes life fun. Neither person can be surprised, though. If you're talking on the phone for hours, one of the, like, it's, most people don't just do that with their friends. I don't know. It would have sucked to have just wondered for the rest of my life. So even though it ended badly, I still agree with you, Jared, that they should still go for it.

Yeah. Well, there you guys go. Please give it a shot. Tell him how you feel. And keep us posted. We're all hoping that he loves you. He's not gay. And you guys are going to get married.

She calls back. You ruined my life. Guys, I know it. We are going to get an email with a grower and a farmer merged picture with them in it. Yes. I would love that. Okay, we're going to take a quick little break when we come back. Conspiracy Corner.

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new background because this is getting boring right let me know in the comments where should we be like flying next oh it's sunset i'm bored all right enjoy the rest of the show bye welcome back guys this first conspiracy is crazy i'm not going to give away what this is i'm just going to show you this strap in strap on so let me get this straight you guys are telling me that when you're out of the house for hours you're comfortable walking around with all that stanky body odor that's been building up on you all day. What's even crazier is that some of you are applying deodorant on top of that odor, which is honestly probably making it worse. Let me tell you what I do. It's a little hygiene hat. My friend told me about these claws from get dirty.

They were originally formulated for firefighters to remove carcinogens off their skin, which means these wipes don't play games like other wipes on the market. She's obviously promoting some sort of wipe or something. It sounds like something we actually might need, not sponsored. You said weed, you and your brother? During the walk-star competition. There's a certain odor that our

genetics carry. Sandy talks about it all the time. What is it? Is it weed? Sometimes. The room in the morning? You got to air it out, huh? Yes, thank you, Ryland. We call it the Yopio. She won't even make the bed

right away because she says it has to air out for me too yonder. Well, because if it's too high, it grows bacteria. I'm always like opening the windows, pulling up the blinds, and he's offended, and I'm like, no, we've got to air this bitch out. Well, the theory has nothing to do with any of that. Does anybody want to guess what this theory is? Also, say for the record, you guys, I've not noticed a yobby-o. Thank you. Oh. On either. I mean, I don't sleep. By the time you get here, it's, it's faded. This is nothing to do. I've already aired out of the house. You built

a tolerance. There's nothing to do with the theory, but can you just shower instead of using these or are these for when you catch. Okay, the theory is not about the whites. Do you guys not like if I don't. Oh my God. Let's do this way. Okay. Yobbio's triggering. What is the theory? Does anybody have a

No, we don't know. Oh, my God. We have no idea. This lady is not real. I think she's a eye. I wasn't. Yes, her eyes are like this. And then I thought it was rude to comment on somebody's appearance like that. I wanted to say she looks tweaked out. To be

honest with you. But I'm a nice guy. She could be a audience member. Didn't want to do that to her. Her shirt looks like our couch. Wait, so this is not a real person. This is the new generation of fake influencers. Here's what you do. When you have a company or a product, right? Instead of paying an influencer to promote it, you literally create an influencer. This is not a real person. And you tell her what to say or you have chat, GVG. Okay, this is getting too real and taking away my job. Honestly. And it's taking away real influencer jobs. This girl's getting millions of you talking about these ass wipes, and like, nobody's paying her to do that. Isn't that crazy? And there's tons of them. So we don't need Chris anymore in camera, and we don't

need me anymore, and we don't need you anymore. No. Fuck us. We're fucked. I know. Fuck us. And so companies now are figuring this out, and they're all doing it. If you scroll on Instagram now, I have so many people on my feet popping up and I'm like, something seems a little off about this person. And then I go to the comments and it's like AI, AIA. It's crazy. And maybe like seven or eight years ago there was a little Michaela. I don't know if you remember that. But I made some videos about it. So this was like an AI influencer who was very upfront

about being AI. Like she's not real, but she thinks she's real type of thing. But as a viewer, you can see she's doing brand deals and stuff. But you're like, oh, but she's AI. Like, she's not real. This is totally different. You have no idea. Well, I'm curious because I'm sure a lot of you guys

like I follow people who have kids, have families. So I wonder how deep is this AI going to go? Are we going to see AI kids and a whole family scenario. That's crazy. It's probably easier to do AI kid than AI adult. Yeah. I hate this feature. So scary. Yeah. Um, okay, let's lighten it up a little bit. Actually, no, this is very scary for people like us who love casinos. I have a casino theory. I love casino. This is wild. Have you ever wondered why? Every casino has hideous, ugly carpet. So you don't want to look down and you look at the games. Yes. No.

That's why. Literally, every casino puts ugly carpet. They literally, like, the ugliest carpets you've ever seen, some of them I kind of like, though. And because they want you to avoid looking down, to look back up and only focus on the slots and only focus on the tables. Wow, there's nothing they haven't thought of. That is crazy.

That's crazy. You don't know where you are, so you're kind of just stuck roaming in that little area. They do that, too. They don't want to have, like, a clear path. They want you to have to kind of figure out your own path, so you get trapped. Crazy. They also don't have clocks anywhere because they don't want you to know what time. No windows.

No windows, so you don't know, like, when the sun is out, what time it is. It's always flowing. Some of them, the ceiling is like the sky. It's like a painted sky that looks kind of real, and it's very confusing when it's night time. I love a casino. I know me too. They're fun. I know it's like all subliminal and fucked up and they're mind-fucking you, but so is everything in a grocery store where we get our foods the same.

They also pump very high-quality oxygen through the vents because the higher quality of the oxygen, the more it, like, wakens you up and keeps you awake. So they've thought of everything. I mean, in order to get millions and millions from people every day, you've got to be smart. They need to pump that shit into the movie theater so Ryland stops falling asleep. Seriously. Well, you should do what Jerry does and just eat espresso beans. There you go. But then I'd never fall asleep.

You'll go in with one of those like old lady like oxygen tubes. Yes. Genius. Okay. Wow, that's crazy. Okay. This is one of my favorite theories ever. Spencer found this one.

And when he brought it to my attention, I screamed. I was walking on the treadmill and I almost fell. Because I was like, yes, yes, that makes sense. Your underwear almost fell off your head. Oh my God. Okay, let me show you the Hollywood Hair Theory. One of my favorite theories in branding is something I call the Hollywood Hair Theory. And it's essentially this idea that some people don't become a household name or take off

until they have a very recognizable hair. Chaparone was putting out music and even signed to a label, but then they dropped her and she had to move back to her hometown and was a nanny and I believe working as a barista. And it was really when she started leaning into this bright red hair that her career started to take off. This is her at the NPR Tiny Dust performance. I honestly predict that this might be one of the biggest Halloween costumes next year.

Let me know who else uses the Hollywood hair theory. Okay, so we've talked about the color theory with celebrities. If you want to become a huge star, you have to choose a color and stick with it. Sabrina Carpenter Blue, Ariana Purple, Olivia Rodriguez Purple. Like, we've talked about that, right? This hair theory is so real. Let me take you through some of these examples. Did Katie Perry change her hair when she went from Christian to pop?

I'm getting to it. And then when she had her more like, no. Oh, okay. Don't ruin it. Okay. I'm a Katie Cat. Taylor Swift. Bangs.

Bang. Doja Cat, bald. Ariana Grande. Ponytail, Sabrina Carpenter, that whole like bang thing that everyone was doing now. The bang. Imagine. Avrilavine, the straightener, the straight hair, which by the way, her hair is naturally curly. Did you know that? No. Naturally curly and poofy. And always was, which she got signed by a record label. She was in a recording studio. And the producer was like, you should try a hair straightener. And she said, it changed her life. She straightened her hair for the first time. And then it

became her thing. Whoa. And she said, when I went out on stage for the first time for like an audience, I noticed every girl had their hair as straight as me and had the tie and everything. And she's like, somebody came up to me and said, you're going to be a Halloween costume. That's when you know you've made it, which is all tying back to this, which is crazy. And then even me, this is a side note. Not to say that I'm Avrilavine. But when I had my like, you know, crazy emo straight hair, I wasn't trying to make that my thing.

It was just what my hair was. And I had a branding person. I was trying to do merch. So I had a branding person from Hot Topic do merch for me. I remember this. And they showed me all these designs, and all the designs were the same. And they literally, they all were just my hair. I remember that shirt.

Every design was my hair. And I was like, why? I don't understand it's weird. It's a wig on a shirt. Like, I don't understand. You're like, no, your hair is your thing. Your hair is your brand. Your hair is what could make you famous.

That's your hair, your hair, your hair. Don't ever cut your hair. Don't ever cut your hair. Is that crazy? You know who I will say must have known this and went so meta with it that we have to applaud her right now? Pink. her hair was literally pink and a color her name was pink it was short and had a very like a like a specific look she knew this wow and Katie Perry so you brought this up this one is fascinated to me so yes Katie Perry when she was starting out she was just you know natural hair she was you know I've Christian music Christian music at the beginning and then she uh Catherine Hudson was her name and then she started doing Katie Perry and stuff but when she did the black hair the long black hair with the bangs she popped the fuck off she had had that hair for the next few albums.

Hit, hit, hit, hit. And I love Katie Perry, by the way. But then everybody says when she cut her hair off and dyed it blonde is when she was in her flop era. I like that album. I do, too. But she's also very aware of this because now she's back in the black hair and she's like, I'm back bitch.

Katie Perry is back, bitch. Watch out. All the Katie cats are shook and she's coming back. It's a woman's world. Yeah. So keep a lookout. Look for celebrities in their hair. And if a new artist comes out and they have very specific hair, they're going to blow up.

If their hair is just kind of boring and normal. I don't want to throw out names because, like, I don't ever want to, like, shit on someone. But there are a few artists who have, like, a hit maybe sometimes, or they're kind of on the chart sometimes. But they kind of just have normal people hair. They didn't pick a good haircut style. And they never blow up. And they never blow up. But you see them and you're like, oh, God, why aren't they blowing up yet?

And then boom, Sabrina Carpenter. She's been around forever. Boom, out of nowhere. Hair, blue, blown up. Dude, am I about to, like, dye my beard green? What should that do? Yes. Honestly.

I'm going to dye my beard green. and see what it does for me. Okay. Um, okay, this next one is just really fun because this is something I know Jared's experience too. I've experienced a lot. Chafing? It means you're going to be a star.

Um, okay. This is the theory about the shadow people. Ooh. I think if human beings don't sleep enough, they start being able to see gin. I know a lot of people that haven't slept for three days and they start seeing like shadows. The shadow people, yeah. I mean, I used to take Adderall. I know what the shadows exist in like the little parts of the room.

When you're staring at your computer, you can see the shadow people running around the room. The reason I think it's not a hallucination and it's real is because multiple people will see the same shadow people. I find that to be intense. Okay, first of all, one of the guys, his YouTube play button is falling off the wall. He needs to fix it. I don't know that's all that. He needs to fix that. But yeah, so the shadow people.

I've seen the shadow people before. I think it's something in the corner of my eye and I see a person. It's usually at night. It's usually when I'm sleep deprived. So then I started thinking, like, when you are sleep deprived, are you open to more dimensions of the world? Are you on a different plane? And I know you have a lot of thoughts on that.

Well, here's a few things. Not to get too scientific. You guys are a little too much. But there's an area about right here of your peripheral vision that's called your blind spot. And what your brain does is it fills in that gap with what it believes should be there. So if you're sleep deprived and you're really depriving your brain

of the ability to work, it could be tapping into just a natural state in that little area where you see the shadow people your brain is not allowing you to see what it should be there and what's really there which is the shadow people is this related at all because there's sleep paralysis which is the thing where it's like a condition that some people have i have it my mother has it um you you wake up before while your body's still in like a sleeping uh agent basically like when you go to sleep your body releases like a paralyzing agent so you don't throw yourself off the bed when you're having a bad dream and that goes away when you're waking up before you've woken up normally. But a lot of people who suffer from sleep paralysis, I'm not describing it well, have seen shadow people. Yes. I've seen it. My mother has seen it.

And it looks similar to the pictures. There's a lot of drawings about it. Is that like related to this maybe? I think we're on. So I have sleep paralysis. I've made videos about it and stuff. And yes, I see the shadow people. Usually they're hovering above me or they're in the corner of the room.

And they're, what I have heard, I had a psychic tell me, She was like, you shouldn't drink, because if you get drunk and you get sleep paralysis, the demons and whatever, they are ready to jump in. And they're all waiting around your body and you're ready and you're open and you have your walls down. Well, have you ever wondered why they call alcohol spirits? Oh, mic drop. Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Wow. That was good. Okay. I was going to say, though, so is it sleep deprivation or is it ghosts? It's spirits, baby. I think it's a little both. Okay, I'm about to ruin the movies. That's all I have left, Shane.

I know, and I'm sorry, baby. Close your ears. Okay, guys, strap in. If you like mystery movies or horror movies or movies where it's like, who's the killer, who's the bad guy, you might want to avoid this theory. Here we go.

Apple, they let you use iPhones and movies, but bad guys cannot have iPhones on camera. So, oh, no. Every single filmmaker that is a bad guy in their movie that's supposed to be a secret wants to murder me right now. So in every movie, if there's iPhones, which I have noticed recently, like if somebody's using an iPhone,

if they're the bad guy or the secret bad guy, they have to be using Android's. Is that like a thing, iPhone mandates? Yes. Like Apple Mandate? Whoa. Honestly, that's, then Android will take over the market because if you have a movie,

you're just going to say, everyone use androids or we're going to give it away. Well, now, but before here, He said something, nobody was thinking about that. But all the heroes have iPhones. Yes. The good people have iPhones. The bad people.

Does Apple really think that press, like a bad villain is going to change my mind from buying one? Yeah, true. Apple is so smart. They will have you convinced that only bad people use Android. Yes. Wow. And if you actually think about it, now that I remember in the last screen movie, I saw, wasn't the killer when they were getting text, it was green bubbles.

Was that the case? I think it was. Whoa. They are gross. So Apple literally is like, we're going to make the bubbles green and ugly. We're going to make the killers only use androids. Like, they really are. This is hardest company ever.

Wow. I'm like watching a like mystery show right now. And we like talked about this theory and I was like, fuck, I can't look at his phone now. But one of the characters who is a suspect does not use the iPhone. Really? Yeah. I don't want to. Whoa.

It's a good show, though. It really does fuck shit up. I really hope it's not. Yeah, I know. Whoa. Every time I watch something, I'm just going to see, do they have an iPhone or an Android? And then you'll know. Yeah.

Whoa, that kind of sucks. Okay. Our final theory involves red. Oh, stop it. I am so excited about this. Every time he brings this up to me throughout the week, I've gone, let the music play because I don't want to hear it until the podcast. So this is a theory about sugar being a drug.

I mean, it's definitely a drug. It's the modern day drug. It's the drug that we're all high on all of the time. And come to find out there's too much sugar in just about everything we're eating. And just the way that your body takes in, digests, and breaks down sugar, it really is we're all consuming way too much. Because basically we're all consuming sugar. And then especially for me, because I keep thinking like, oh, I have like my squish that I can't get rid of. I have like a four pack and I would like to have a six pack.

but so I'm like how do I get rid of that final little bit and I think a lot of this whatever everyone has their journey with whatever they're going through and so then I just started falling down all of these videos and realizing how much of a science nutrition really is and then when I think about the way that I eat I would say that I eat fairly healthy with not a ton of additive sugars but then when I do is right before bedtime it's like dessert and then I don't burn off that sugar. I just let it sit and that stores as fats. But I do think I really want to go into no added sugar.

So it's like instead of dessert at night, if I want to have something, it's like whole sugar at a more appropriate time of the day that I'm going to then burn off. And so sugar's built into everything. And now we're all addicted because it lights up our fucking brain like a drug. And we all want more and more and more. And it also, when you start looking at all of the things that it affects,

it affects your sleep. Because a lot of the times we're waking up, It's our body trying to digest and get rid of the excess sugar. So everyone's saying, like, once you stop so much sugar, you're going to stop waking up to have to pee so many times throughout the night. They're saying that you're going to have better vision. And the overall mood and stamina is going to be increased as well. Well, you're really just getting rid of the inflammation in your body by removing the sugar.

And so I think, Hi, I'm Trisha. Your friend and jeweler at Shane Company, where we're all, about you. Your style, your budget, your dream engagement ring. Are you looking for a style that's classic, modern, vintage, or something in between? Not sure? At Shane Company, we're here to help. We have so much style under one roof because a friend knows you like options. Drop by or visit us at shanko.com. Shane Company, your friend and jeweler. That's why it improves everything in your body. Well, they also, like, even this is a side note, but at restaurants, the reason they give you a basket of bread at the beginning is because you'll eat it.

And then 90 minutes later, you'll crash because of the sugar that's in the bread. And once you crash 90 minutes later, you need more sugar, and that's when it's like time for dessert. So then it makes you want dessert. Sugar really is a chemical. It's like, it's a drug. It's not a chemical, but it's a drug. It really gets you there. And Jared brought this up to me like a month ago we were talking about it.

We were talking about how in the 90s in our childhood, it was all about low fat. Everything. Oh yeah, because scientists were paid off by the sugar industry to say that trans fats were causing diabetes and things of that nature and making sugar an okay thing. Because if you look at like kids cereals, I think it's honey crunch that has the highest level. It's like 53 grams of sugar in one serving. And you think 28 grams is like an ounce. So think about how much sugar. It's like this much of a cup, a pure sugar. And it's addicting. So it makes kids want to. to eat it. That's why McDonald's even put sugar on their fries. So it's addictive. But yeah. Well, when we were kids, like snack wells. I don't want to put them on blast. I think they're out of business. But snack wells. I haven't heard of that in gear. So our grandma always had low fat or fat-free snack well cookies in the freezer and they were so good. And then like Weight Watchers, they would do low-fat or fat-free meals. Everything at the store if you're on a diet, which I always was, was fat-free, fat-free, fat-free. But then if you actually look,

when it's fat-free, that means it's more sugar. So there's a reason why, do you remember, like, the big you know rise of frozen yogurt they was everywhere oh yeah in the early 2000s right i loved it frozen yogurt everywhere it's healthy it's fat free you can eat as much as you want because it's fat free but if you actually look at the label it's like yeah 50 grams of sugar for an ounce and usually you're getting like eight ounces of fat-free yogurt well people figure that out and now yogurt chops are gone they're like pretty much out another thing that came out of that jared you're talking about is one of the biggest ways at least in america i know know people get sugars through like cheap beer and like alcohol and like beard is not required

to show how much sugar is in a beer like alcoholic dreams are not required to show that and it's like huge amount like it's like you get so much sugar because it's like like you know barley based thing that has like added sugar in it like the fermentation process so like it's just like the same result it's like it's like you're right because every time i've seen like fun drinks on a menu there's no calories that's crazy yeah and then you're at the casino and you're thinking about leaving, and then somebody comes around and offers you a free sugary drink, and it makes you go crazy, and it makes you addicted to keep going.

It's crazy, it's a cycle. It really is. And that's why I just try to keep screaming. Like, there's been a lot of just, like, events or moments or things, or, like, a great crumble menu, and I'm just screaming at myself and at Shane. Sugar's a drug. We don't need the drug. Stop the drug.

Oh, the apple fritter is so good. Oh, yeah. Isn't this serve of apple fritters? Oh, my God. Okay, guys, I don't care what you say. I'll fucking eat an apple fritter right now. This is not a conspiracy, although it kind of is. me and Ryland have gotten into an apple fritter craze, which...

So for Father's Day, Ryan got me these apple fritters, and we were obsessed with them. I had to walk so much that day. And then the next week, I was like, should we get them again? And then we started trying apple fritters from all around the city. And I was like, raiding them and getting addicted to them. We brought them to Jared's birthday. So good. But we need to stop.

Even though Spencer just told me that there's a really good apple fritter place, like 10 minutes away. But we need to stop, right? Right after that. And Shane goes, well, what about your podcast? I was like, oh, my God, stop. Yeah, all you do is eat sugar on your podcast. I know. It's a lot. And that's the thing is, I'm not, I'm not going to quit sugar. I'm just going to try to be more conscious about when I'm eating it and the additive sugars into everything, you know?

And the best thing you can do is after you eat anything with sugar in it, even without your sugar in it, is take like a minimum, a 15 minute walk and that will lower your blood sugar right away. So you're killing it. Well, speaking of things that are sweet but dangerous, it's time to get to a recap. On today's camera action, Rylid's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, we welcome back fan favorite. Sandy Cock Queen y'all. Yes, the master.

In the biggest news of the year, the Walkstar competition has officially begun, and there is a grand prize of 5K on the line. Who's going to win? This guy. Sandy during the break said, I think I'm going to win. Putting it on the universe, making my intentions happen. What are your steps going to be? I think I'm going to average like a 50 to 60.

Oh, my. What? I'm never going to see her again. If you can do that, then you can beat my walking champion. Yeah. Oh, that's what I'm coming after. I would say to win. I don't know if Shane's going to up his game, but if he stays stagnant,

you'd probably win if you got to 40 a day because he's probably averaging like 30. Don't give them 10. I'm going to say something. When I was here, hearing what people were doing. I'm taking it all in, so then I know what I need to be working when other people aren't working. Right. Yeah. I don't want to get my secrets away. You're just never going to sleep. You just did. Oh, we're bowlers. Oh, shucking. A new hobby alert, Shane and Riland, have discovered bowling as their new identity, thanks to Jared's 39th birthday

party. Have you been to the new pinstripes? What? The new pinstripes in the mall, have you been? Oh, no. You'll love it. I'm serious. is probably too bougie for us. For $41, two games a day all summer, you can't beat Polaro's price. My wife is a liar. Oh my gosh. There's a new Mafia King in town.

His name is Ryland Adams, and he is undefeated. However, we have uncovered Sandy Conc Queen Yacht to be quite the liar. I'm holding the cock. Do you see that? Signa Gat.

I don't even remember what that was about. Signa Gat, cool ass. Isn't it Gat like Gat, damn? I don't know. I can't be a villain Oh, we know Jared's not the villain in our story He has an iPhone which Apple would never allow Oh my God, what if everyone in our real lives

That have androids are the villains in our story My boyfriend doesn't have an iPhone This makes so much sense He's the fucking villain! This makes so much sense He's the villaining you He's killing you He's poisoning you. Gay BFF fucked boyfriend Oh my God! If you're gay best friend's fucking your boyfriend

What a fucking loser Get rid of him And he's fucking a loser. And your boyfriend's gay. All of yours. They're all gay. Boyfriend eats bugs. Yeah, or they eat bugs.

Yeah, and if they're not gay, they eat bugs. We need to be concerned for the straight population of America. It's not great out there. Oh, um, Hollywood hair theory. Ooh, ooh. Hold on your wings. If you thought you had a great song on your hand, but you don't have a great haircut, Hollywood is not going to make you a Spotify plant, an industry success, a pop princess.

You have to have an iconic hairdo along with the signature color to be a pop starlet in today's world. Wow. I want to clap for that. I want to clap for that. Formative. That was great.

That was almost AI. Next time you think of a sweet, delicious treat to cool off in the summer heat, just remember sugar is a drug and it's going to kill you and your family if we don't stop the sugar epidemic taking over America,

making us all fat and dead. It's killing more people than car crashes in America. No more sugar. What about like sugar from like just like strawberries and stuff? Yeah, you can do no added sugar. Well, that's super because that's a natural sugar. Yeah, it's natural. It's natural.

Natural sugar is fine. We'll give you the book too, Chris. Also, I'd like to apologize to all the read magicians. Oh yeah, Spencer's invented all magicians out there trying to make their way. Imagine you, little old you starting up in your career of the ground floor, just trying to become the next big thing and Spencer shits on you for being a birthday party. performer. I'm sorry. You can do it. You can do it. This is why we canceled him

on Twitter and he is done. We accept your apology. Thank you. Thank you. My apology video. Oh, imagine. Imagine watching Karina Garcia and making her personality, your personality. Imagine. That Shane and I.

Yeah. Imagine. Group chat. Oh, our group chat. Oh, my gosh. There is a new group chat on the Shane Dawson podcast, Instagram. It's very exclusive and very free. All you have to do is go to the Shane Dawson podcast, Instagram, click

the Farmers and Growers Group chat, and you're going to see all of us gossiping as if you weren't watching. Yeah, because you literally can't comment. Instagram, what the fuck? Spencer's not posting much on it. Yeah, it doesn't, it's locked my personal account out of it.

Oh, it's not, let me, so I'm just using the podcast. You've magically disappeared from the group chat. Well, you posted one. I posted it, I need to do more. You and Chris. Is there work drama? Up your game. Are we experiencing workplace tension?

Yes, I'm just saying, listen, me and Sandy can't be holding down the group Thank you, yes. Thank you. Well, there you guys go. Do you have anything else? I mean, that was, I gave it all. Wow. I mean, you did. Strike.

You ate. I would say I striked out this recap. See you at Bolero. All right, you guys. That's it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're shopping your Shane Dawson merch at shandashandmerch.com, chatting with us in the group chat on Instagram and having a great time hanging out with us every other week on the Shane Dawson podcast.

Thank you so much. We'll see you in two weeks. good night everyone wow that was let the music play what an episode thank you guys all for being here and for being a part of the start of the walk star competition 24 first annual here we go except for chris he'll be betting on the sidelines thank you raycon and yeah remember if you don't love yourself how the hell are you going to love anybody else can i get an amen amen Now let the music play. That was incredible.

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