The Shane Dawson Podcast - Celebrity Conspiracy Theories! Taylor Swift, BRAT, and Kamala Harris!

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

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and I thought they think it was interesting. I think it's pretty creepy, but I also don't want to get murdered or demonetized. So I'm just going to show the video. Murdered? I have to go. Oh my God. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.

I'm so excited. This is going to be such an epic. I've used that word in 10 years. An epic show. It was nostalgic. I liked it. This is crazy. We have, if you guys didn't see walking in,

we have a dunk tank right outside that we are going to be using on one of you unlucky and loser. I want to dunk them all. We could. We have the ultimate punishment for the Walkstar competition and the ultimate prize. We're going to get to that later. Well, actually, we're going to get to that really soon because I'm too excited to hold that information in. But yeah, if you wait till the end of the show, you will see one of us get dunk.

You know, our new obsession with arcades has really led us to this moment. If we're not the losers, we're going to dunk you motherfuckers first try. Because our new favorite game is hitting the clowns. And we're getting pretty good. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I love that game.

Jared and I do actually together. Really? Yeah. I've realized very recently in my life that I think I'm sporty. Oh. Never saw that coming, but bowling? Not an Olympic sport. Knocking down clowns.

Not an Olympic sport. Damn. Well, they're all testaments to accuracy, which is involved in most Olympic sports. Right. And they do have professional bowling leagues. They do? Yeah. I'm about to get in one.

I mean, I don't know if I'll qualify. I'm about, I'm about to practice to get into one. What is like your highest score so far? I just know if I beat Shane or not. Fair enough. Are you guys watching the Olympics? No. Losers!

I have no, listen, no offense to the Olympics. It's amazing and what they do is incredible, but there's something about me, and I don't know what this means, but I don't care. I'm right there with you. I was watching the male gymnasts, like, floor routines, and I was like, so underwhelmed. I saw one clip of a guy on the uneven bars

and people were commenting like, wow, that's incredible. I can't believe he did that move. And I just watched it like, what? You know, like, it looks all the same to me. But think about how long it would take for you to train to do one of those things. And then there was a clip where a guy fell.

He biffed the landing. No, you were right there with me. And I was like, I was like, will this excite you? And he was like, eh. I said if there wasn't a mat. Like, listen, I'm not trying to see anybody get actually hurt, but the mat was. like a soft landing on his face and I was just like it's like if it was like and once again

don't want to see anybody get hurt but like in Final Destination remember when the girl flew off the gym gymnast bar and then her body pretzels yeah yeah we need that in the ellip we need drama I see I know nothing about any of this the only thing I saw was the metal band opening with the headless Mary Antoinette and that was so cool did anyone see that no it was so cool I'm all about the sports baby it was the first you the open ceremony the first metal band to open ever at the Olympics that was very cool. Have you ever watched curling? No. No. That's a sport.

Isn't that with brooms and stuff? Yeah. All they do is they throw a rock and then they push a rock and then you just have two people next to a brooming like this. My mom does it. It's cool. That's on the fucking Olympics and bowling is it? I mean I think right now we need to start a petition. Yes.

Bowling next to how often is it every four years? I don't know. We got four years make it happen. Well they should also allow ponying. I think is the term, have you guys seen this, where people do, like, have a fake horse, and they just gallop. And it's, like, a real sport.

What? No, that's not a new one. Because it is so funny to watch, but these people take it so serious, right? It's from, like, hobby horsing, and they, like, they have, like, the stick pony, and they're, like, very serious, and they do, like, jumps, and they're, like... But they do naughty jumps.

Like, I've seen a bitch clear, like, five feet. How does this is some Olympian strength? I saw a mime video. It was this mime, and he was on stage. and he was doing a routine where he was peeling his own skin off. What? Your algorithm is crazy. Wow.

All the comments, too, were just like, I'm sick. Like, it was so he was rolling his skin down. It was so real. And I was like, this should be on the Olympics. It was such a talent. It was crazy. I'll try to find it. It was amazing.

Well, we got to wrap this up because I got to go watch the Olympics at the movie theaters. What? You can watch it live. That's where I'm going to meet my Olympic friends. You know what I want to do is the 4D thing. Have you heard you were telling you about that? really want to do that it's the theater where you watch the movie but then the seats move and

everything yeah i thought that was it but no i saw videos of people watching twister twisters yeah i don't it's pretty crazy but yeah it spits water in your face what smoke and like fire and people were coming out of it looking like they got full on bucockied and just like just watch twisters and 40 i'm like what the fuck is this where is this should we do the podcast in 40 we should can you imagine there's like a group of really talented people performing a play and there's nobody in the seats a 4D movie everyone goes Yeah, it's like, dude, it's real. You can go see a play.

Oh, that's, that's a weird stance for you to Are you a play person? I mean, I'm just saying. You love the theater. Yeah, I'm a theater freak. I love that. Yeah. You look like a theater freak in that shirt I got you.

I feel like I worked at like KB toys or something. This is very cool. Does anybody know what his shirt is? No. Am I the only one? So today's theme was nostalgia. That was my stylist theme. And so Jared has the Moon Man from McDonald's.

He's to play the piano at McDonald's when you go in. Did nobody else have... They had live music? Yes. Well, it's a robot. So yeah, Moon Man, Rylan has the Playboys. Are they still around? Yeah.

They are? Yeah, the Boys be playing. Okay. So we got the Playboys. Chris has the Pink Ranger. I love her. Amy Johnson. I love her.

I loved Power Rangers and I loved her. I loved her. You might have gay guys that jerked off to her? Honestly. I don't know who she is. A pink ranger? I don't know any of this nostalgia. But, Ray, you're not, you're a homophoop.

You're not gay. I'm just kidding. I'm very offended. He watches the Olympics, okay? He was just watching the boys diving. It's so gay. It couldn't be more gay. It feels like gay porn watching these secretized men divers.

They're wearing literally nothing. It feels like erotic, and I don't know how it's on national television. I'm sorry. It should feel dissoned. Disgusting. You should be like, that's not my husband. It's not like I was sick. That's what I said, Shane.

I said those are not Shane. I said we should not be watching this gay pornography in your house with your husband. Lizzie walked in and I go, I'm in my office. Come on up. And then she walked in and I said, I'm watching gay porn. It feels like it. I said, join me. And she sat down and we watched gay porn together.

What I will say is kudos to them because every time I've seen a diving clip, a lot of growers. There's not a lot of showers in the... Or are they tucking to less splash. We're going to have to look into the optics as well. Showing a... Aerodynamics. Realistic representation of Penei. Thank you.

Yes. Wow. Spencer is wearing a Pokemon. We don't know which one that is. You couldn't even get him Pikachu? We don't know who Gengar. Gengar? Is that his name?

I'm pretty sure. Gangar. Ging. Yeah, Spencer, do you know who that is? Nope. Didn't know who was. It says on the back. I couldn't read it.

And now I know. Spencer, does your generation fuck with Pokemon? Yeah, I just, it just missed me. I just like didn't. Okay, here we go. Oh, shit. Oh my God, this is the last time we're ever going to hear the song.

That is so sad. Okay, guys, here we go. The final time. The walks are competition. Get off your ass and get in the game. Get a cash prize and bragging rights and rise to internet fame. Stop being a lazy fucking get up.

Get up. Get your body grooving. One step at a time, we're going to go far. Who's going to be the Walkstar? Oh, yes. Damn, that one hits really hard. What the fuck is the Olympic theme song? It ain't that.

I don't even think they have one. So, yes, the Walkstar competition. For some of you, you might be excited because you're sick of hearing about this. And for us, I'm very, very sad because I'm going to miss this. This is the end. This is the finale.

We have the result. I mean, it's the end of a competition, the beginning of a new lifestyle. Yes. Wow. How was your guys, like, final days in the walk star where you guys were slow slow i was killing it yeah sandy was murder in the game in the last three days for sure yeah because i was stressed that i was going to

lose i thought i got it up these steps once we found out there was a dunk tank i kept going like this to her wopshu and then he just kept saying dunker dunker you're going down saying you got to get your steps in when shame said that i said i'm worried about you i think you're going to get done but guess what it did someone got a super high step day. I don't know if we're talking about it yet. Oh, yeah. We'll get there because I was shook. Okay. If you guys don't know, if you haven't been watching the Walkstar competition, which is over today, was a competition where we all were fighting for steps, except for Chris and Lizzie, because they both have. We're both pregnant. They're both pregnant. One with medical issues. One with a baby. Okay. So, yes, we all competed. We had walking pads. We got really into this. We were tracking our steps. And the winner, whoever gets the most step average, will win $5,000.

Brought to you by Raycon! So thank you so much Raycon for sponsoring this competition. This has really been exciting and cool. And honestly, I feel like it changed my life. Like, it got me so much healthier. Oh, yeah, me too. I at least lost five pounds. I honestly, you guys look snatched.

I feel snatched. And Jared even said, like, Sandy, after this competition, we're still getting at least 15,000 steps a day. Yeah. At least. Yeah. Well, thank you so much, Raycon. Please, check it out.

Go to buy Raycon.com slash grower to get 15% off of your Raycon order. Check it out. They have beautiful colors. They have like this beautiful purple. Well, this is a Stanley Cup, but they have a purple, uh, Raycons that are so beautiful. Very Olivia Rodriguez coded. And yeah, they have a bunch of other cool colors. So buy raycon.com slash grower, 15% off. Okay. Are you guys ready? Yes. I'm nervous. So I have some sort of a plot twist. Something that I have been keeping a secret. This whole time. I'm going to throw up. Oh, no. You guys thought that you were competing against. the best. But in reality, I was never in the competition. That's just because you want, huh? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

This was the plan all along. So my plan. I feel like I'm in big brother. I know it's very well. Well, when Shane got 40 was at 45,000 steps and it was like seven o'clock, we're like, man. All right, we got to at least come in second or third. My goal was to set the bar. And I wanted the winner of this competition to actually try for this because a lot of people, ding, ding, ding. I'm consistent. We're like, what's the point? You're going to win anyways? I'm not even going to try.

So, obviously, people like that don't deserve to win. So I've taken myself out of the competition and the winner. I'm just going to say this. Oh, my God. If it's Spitzer, I'm going to shit. Between first and second place, are you ready for this? No. There was only 248 step difference.

You're kidding. It's between these two, the lover, we'll see. Get ready for this. Between the two losers, well, wait. I think we know. Between the two bottoms. What? Between the two bottoms.

They turned into roof for that. Between the two bottoms, there was only a 536 step difference. Oh, my God. Between getting dunked and not getting dunked, only 500 steps. It almost hurts more. I'm so excited. Okay, here's how I want to break it down. So we have the average steps, right?

So we added up all the days and divided them. So it's like the average. That's what the winner is. And then we have the total number of steps. Just because I was curious. And then we have the best day. And that's something else that's very exciting to me. So me, my average for the month was 32,520.

Wow. Whoa. My total amount of steps was 740. 37,979, it's almost a million steps. We should calculate, like, how far are you? That's a good idea. Wow. We'll put it on the screen.

Yeah, yeah. Let's start with who had the best day of the month. Sandra. Sandy. So the best day, somebody got 50,000 260 steps. Well, if you're a part of our secret group chat, you already know. Oh, if you're a part of the Instagram Farmers and Growers chat, you already know. But the winner was, for that, was Sandy.

That is crazy That was a lot of I mean I just was like dripping in sweat And I was like I gotta get in there One of us got that many steps And another one of us heard about it For about two days straight It was everything like

I don't know if you know this But when you walk 50,000 steps in the day I was like when you're in the 50K club You know things feel a little different Honestly The air is different up there My highest day was like 49 48,500 so I wasn't even

close you killed it damn you deserve that way i should make myself a t-shirt you know yeah 50 000 step club yeah 50 000 steps is literally a marathon 26 miles shut the fuck up and i will say i feel great the next day like at first when i first started walking i was in pain and my knee was killing me and i had ice like all the time but and i thought for sure i wasn't going to be able to walk the next day but i felt like a pep in my step and i was just like moving around yeah honestly throughout all of this, Shane has more overall energy. The more you walk, the more energy you have, which is crazy.

Once again, only 500 steps in between the two losers, or the two bottoms. That's crazy, because if you break down the average, that's only like a 25 step a day difference. Yeah. Wow. That makes the loser a real fucking loser. I mean, bottom. Someone's say a power bottom.

Ooh. I don't know. So, Ryland, you had you had an average of 14,000. and 328 steps a day, Spencer. Yep. Your average step for the day was 13,000.

Oh! You're getting close. Power bottom. Power bottom. Power bottom. Although, I will say, you had an incredibly high day, higher than Ryland's highest day. One of your days, you got up to 28,000 steps.

Oh. Wow. But also, for total number of steps, Ryland, you got 329,564, and Spencer got 317,216. Can I just say that's, like, a lot? Like, you guys really did that. It is, like, over double the national average and a very healthy amount of steps. So I'm not trying to say anything negative. It's just pretty low for the competition.

No, I understand. In all reality. I understand in a competition, but I think if I can maintain. 13 to 14 on an every day forever. I think that's insane. Yeah, that would be great. Okay, are you guys ready? My stomach is in knots. Okay.

I feel like it's happy. Once again, only 248 steps in between number one and number two. This is crazy. The winner of the entire Walkstar competition. The winner of $5,000 from Raycon and I don't have

like a Tierra or anything, but I do have this shoe that Jojo Siwa left at our house eight years ago. Is that really a Jojo shoes? It's the music video prop. You can only hold this during the rest of the show. Unfortunately, I can't give it away because I feel like one day

Jojo might ask for her back. I feel like one time I offered, and she was like, she's like, I'm on to karma. I'm on to bigger, better things. True. Okay. The winner is with 23,000

and one step Are you kidding me? I just want to thank all the littler people that I stepped on. Although it was formidable competition from Sandy. Sandy, you were motivating, you kept me on it, and I couldn't have done this without you. Thank you very much.

I'll be buying us dinner tonight. That's it. At chilies. But thank you guys. I feel a lot healthier. Thanks to all of you who have been motivating me, especially this one. And, yeah, I'm excited. And I'm going to keep on it.

I don't know if I'm going to be getting like 30,000 steps a day. It's a little time consuming. But I think we're excited about continuing in on this journey. Yeah, definitely. I also think you guys have motivated the entire audience. Like, I've been seeing people posting their steps all over Instagram. And I think that that is even more insane than anything. Like, you've started a movement of health.

And that's incredible. A movement of movement. A movement of movement. A movement. What is her name? Michelle Obama. Not Obama. Oh, when she did the turn up.

Yeah. Yeah. Right? That was about moving. This feels more influential. Yeah. Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I got a little emotional looking at all the tags and all the people doing their steps.

Like, I never thought in my whole life that I would be somebody that would help influence people to move. Move. Work out. Be healthy. Like, that's nuts. That's very exciting. So thank you guys for joining. Keep it going.

Let's keep this going. Yeah, tag us on Instagram. And one of you guys that tagged us will also be winning $500. But yeah, here we go. That's it. That's the end of the Walks Dark Overtecans. Congrats, dude. And just the beginning of the end for Spencer.

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I helped set it up with a guy. This was Riley's idea. If you remember, Ryland in that episode said, you're welcome, everybody. You're welcome. It's a good idea. You dug your own grave, dude. Okay. Well, we're going to take a quick little break.

And when we come back. Vagina. And I'm still on the fence if we're going to do it or not. But we have one of the craziest food concoction things ever, and Jared's going to hate it. So we might be doing that. See you in a second. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere.

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This is crazy. I don't know if you've seen this yet, Chris, but we got so many emails about this, like 100 emails about this. So, in the last episode, we talked about sleep paralysis, and you were talking about how you have it and how it's, like, scary and stuff. Yeah. Did you know that when you Google sleep paralysis, this is literally the picture it shows. Is it Chris?

That is like that. Literally you. That is literally you. Oh my God. How did they find your doppelganger if it's not you? That is actually insane. Somebody AIed like Chris like sleep paralysis. That's what it looks like. Does it look that much like me? Yeah. Are you kidding? You don't think that's what you look like. Can you see it? I can't. It looks a lot. That's your facial hair. Chris is like damn. I want to fuck him. Look back, lay back. Holy shit. That's crazy. No, that's like Chris. than AI recreating guys that's you wow they knew that i have it that's you more than it's you oh um okay this one is so cute this is an email from dorsey and alias elias elias thank you that means they got cool names though yeah they got they got pixar names oh yeah like finding dorsey and elias

um okay they said hey guys just wanted to share this moment with you guys my husband my husband His husband wore his grower shirt to his vasectomy appointment. Oh, my God. He was nervous about being an, um, grower. So he thought it would advocate for himself. Everything went well, and I'm officially done harvesting them goods. There's a lot of pun in there, and I like it. It really is.

Oh, my God, you're right. Harvesting. That is funny. I love them. I love them. So here's a picture of them wearing their, uh, grower and farmer shirts. They're so cute. I think history is going to write us as the people who advocated for growers and got people walking.

Thank you. Hell yeah. It's such a healthier world because of this, and I can be more proud to be a part of it. Okay, I'm going to give you guys a few voicemail titles, and you tell us which one we should play. Another gay husband. He's gay. We don't even need it. He's gay.

I'm sorry, girl. We love you, and he's gay. Is he watching diving? He's watching diving. He's watching a diving. I'm serious. Yeah, check the history if he's watching synchronized men's diving. It's confirmed.

Catfishing an X on Snapchat. Oh. I already got with his uncle. That's a competitor. That's in the top for sure. We rarely get uncles in here, so I like that one. Boyfriend called me sister in bed. Oh.

What? Wait, like his sister's name are like sister. Wait. Wait. That's pretty gay, too. Sister. Sister. And the last one, well, I'm just going to read them all.

The last one is, is only fans cheating. Oh. Interesting. I honestly, I kind of want the uncle one. Yeah. Do you think uncle? Yeah. Yes, for sure.

All right, let's get into this uncle. That sounded. Okay, so I made a little bit of advice. I have been talking to this guy for, I don't know, like a month now. But, like, we're just, like, in the talking phase and ask me, you know, do I cut off other people I'm talking to? He said, now you're a big guy, do whatever you want. Well, backstory, I've known his uncle for plus five years now, and me and his uncle kind of, like, been hooking up in a way.

Like, his uncle was, like, 50 years old, and I met the guy I'm talking to now through his uncle. So, like, am I wrong for this? like he doesn't know like should i tell him should i not tell him like inside now i've also have messed with the uncle's son which i know oh my god like am i wrong for doing this i think he needs to pick one and stick with you she loves the family and thank you please help me Thank you so much for watching. Wow. So there was something in that, in that bloodline.

Yeah, that's a strong bloodline of that. She's fucked the uncle and the cousin. And the uncle's son. So I don't know. Who's the cousin? You're going to explode the family too. You're going to break up the family. Well, the reality of it is that it's not, you can't go anywhere with either one of these people.

It's not going to ever get serious because it's family. And if you tell them, that's what. He's probably going to be disinterested. If you're having fun. And if you keep that secret, you're probably going to implode. I mean, realistically, this is just too complicated now. Like everyone said, it's not going to work. Well, good luck.

We hope you're happy. Yeah. That's all we care about. Tell us which one is your favorite. Send us a picture of the one you end up with. Wow. It's like crumble cookies. Except for their different family members.

Let's try them all. Oh, my God. Rate them. Wank them. Whoa. All right, let's do one more. I think we should do, I kind of want to know a boyfriend called me sister in bed.

Yes. That's interesting. It's a family affair today. Hi, Shane. I've been watching since, you know, the hey, what's up you guys? Yes, era. But anyway, so I need some advice because, oh, gosh. So my boyfriend and I have been together for so long,

and we were, you know, doing stuff the other day. and he accidentally called me his sister's name. Oh. And, like, while we were doing stuff. And I was, like, we immediately stopped. He was so embarrassed and was like, oh, my gosh, so sorry. Like, all these things. What is that mean?

Oh, well. I just, I need your guys' opinion on this because I'm so freaked out. Okay, bye. It's worse than we could have ever expected I thought he just said sister I disagree I think it's fine I wish she would have said like what his sister's name is because what if it's

kind of similar or what if he had like gotten in a fight with this sister or just had a really like intense conversation with the sister and like couldn't get over You're thinking about it during sex? No but it's like I call my dogs the same name all the time I go I call Joe James all the time

I know, but during sex, you're like, there's a lot of feelings going on. You should be. I have a question, and maybe I'm weird, but like, the thing of saying the person's name, does that happen? It's never happened in my life. I think saying a name regardless is weird in sex. Right? Like, yeah.

Oh, right. You'd be like, what? Yeah, I guess I would. I've never experienced it. Same. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. I have, no. I mean, there is accuracy to the point.

However, this is weird. I don't know that there's a lot. help this to be I really I stand by it not being that weird what just you flub a name you flub a name I think it's weirder to use a name period during at least yeah apologize and felt really embarrassed like yeah he knows it's wrong I'm I'm split part of me agrees with that the other part of me kind of understands what Rylan said I think it was Rylan that said um maybe they just got into a fight because like yeah there is moments during sex where like it doesn't mean you're thinking about the person sexually but you could be I could literally be like oh my postmate

are they almost here oh what was their name like I mean, you're great. But if my brain wanders... But the anxiety of trying to get it finished before the postmate shows up is a lot. I think I got it. I think I actually know why he did this. Because remember back in the day,

people would say, think about baseball. Think about baseball. When you're having sex? Because you don't want to ejaculate just yet. I think he was just trying to think of things that turned him off so he didn't ejaculate. Honestly, that's best case scenario. His sister.

and he accidentally said her name. But then you got to think about, what if this was in a Lindsay Lohan movie? Right? We would be saying how cute it is. No. It's not that bad. Live your best life.

Right. And keep going, sister. No. I don't think it's a breakup offense. It's just a little weird. Or go through his phone and see how many girls have the same name as his sister in it.

Because what if he's just saying it was his sister? But he's really a two-timing horror. I just got mad. Okay, guys, we have a choice, okay? Do you want to do a crazy food combination that's going to blow your minds or should we play cards against humanity? You already know, I don't want to eat

whatever you're talking about. Then that seems like a green light to go because it's going to be good. I agree food. Really? You know what? Good idea. Let's take a look at the video.

This is from Adrian Balan. Oh, no. And Jared, if you don't remember who she is, you will. Real quick. No, I do. No. Oh, man. I know who this is. You'll fix this is salt and vinegar juice. Oh, not this one. Yep. And coconut ice cream. Oh, yes. I would I want to fuck that up. I do. I want to fuck that up right now. And I was actually craving coconut shrimp. No one craves coconut shrimp. That actually sounds pretty good. I love her.

Think coconut shrimp. I think coconuts, you're buying ice cream. Jeez. It's not bad. You hear her voice go up 10 octaves because she's lost. I feel like anyone who says think of coconut shrimp while you eat this is going to get slaps in the face. Well, last time we did this, she put coffee creamer in her soup and wasn't it like, she's like, think of dumplings. It was sick. Everything she does tastes awful.

I love her. She's a queen. I hope she can come on the show one day. Give us these in real life. So we have, Spencer's bringing it out. We have coconut ice cream. with salt and vinegar chip. I think it sounds good.

Is that what you thought I was going to hate? Yeah. Oh, I'm not too mad at that. Oh, all right. Let's play cards against you, man. I'm excited about this. I don't like, I hate salt and vinegar chips

and I hate coconut. So I'm interested to see if the combination makes me like it. I love these things separately. I like that Lizzie's rubbing her belly for it. Oh, I'm like dripping at the mouth right now. Yeah, like I'm into this. Oh, my God.

I like coconut ice cream and I love salt and vinegar chips. It looks like D's. D's nuts. That's right, Jerry. Wow, it smells good because, oh, Jared already went in. That's Jared's trait. So he always does that. I thought we were going.

I feel like I'm eating the bottom piece of an ice cream cone that just happened to be filled with coconut ice cream. If this was a regular chip, I think it'd be good. But the fact that it's salt and vinegar ruins it. I fucking hate coconut. It's, I hate coconut. I realize it. When there's, like, videos of people like opening up a coconut, being like, oh, you never had this before fresh off the tree. And they're, I fucking, I love coconut, but it is people love it or hate it.

Okay. Well, let's just do a couple quick rounds of cards against humanity because I love that game. And we have it here. It's fine. But I will say this before we play. If there is an offensive answer that's like terrible, oh my God, it's not me. I don't choose those. No, because last time we played this, there was a couple very offensive answers.

And I saw comments being like, I know that was Shane. It wasn't mine. You look at the cards in their handwritten. All right, here we go. I'm going to go first. I'm going to read the category, and you guys secretly give me your answers. I'm sorry. This automatically gets me going.

I love how happy this makes you. Okay. Hulu's new reality show features 12 hot singles living with blank. I just really don't know why it does this. It doesn't matter if it's what do you mean or this? She just can't handle it. Do you love Madlip? I probably do.

Didn't meet my expectations. You gave her too many options. You really did. To put have your cards down. I was embarrassed that this is going to happen. That's why I said let's do the fucking food thing. Okay. Let me refresh your memory.

Hulu's new reality show features 12 hot singles living with white people. 12 hot singles living with the ugliest boy in town. That's a good show. 12 hot singles living with A bowl of mayonnaise and he I'm sorry I have to go Who just said?

I don't know A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth That was It's very weird Okay 12 hot singles living with meth Oh no

12 hot singles living with Bill and I besides That's pretty good That's a good That's a good fucking shot I say cut that out so we can actually use it.

We need Bill Nye in a reality show. Oh, my God. 12 hot singles living with getting cummed on. Oh, sticky. Not even a laugh from Lizzie. That was mine. I never joke about fun.

In case it's controversial. Right. Oh, man. This is hard. Between Bill Nye and the mayonnaise thing. I'm going to save the bowl of mayonnaise in human teeth. Oh. No, that was yours.

Lizzie. Oh, good job. I didn't look at your option. I was Bill and I. Um, okay. Lizzie, do you want to go next since you Yeah. High five, bro.

I don't get it either. So blank, high five, bro. Blank. High five, bro. Oh, we did this one last time. Yeah. This was a fun one. Okay.

Okay. Mine's perfect. Okay. Mixing them up. A whole thing of butter? High five, bro. I high five a lot. We'll add the sound.

Explaining how vaginas work. Hi five, bro. A cis man playing a trans woman. Hi-five, bro. Who did this to me? That one was not fair. You guys are all just trying to fuck me right now, and I don't know that I want to be clipped.

I'm with child. Being a woman. High five, giving birth to the antichrist. High-five, bro. I'm going to have to go ahead and say, explaining how vaginas were. Not because I knew it was his, but because that's a hard thing to do.

We still don't understand. We don't. Okay. Let's do one more round. Who wants to go to? This episode is brought to you by Avid Reader Press. Legendary Investor Ray Dalio's new book, How Countries Go Broke, the Big Cycle, explains the mechanics behind big debt crises. Larry Summer says, Dallio's brilliant iconoclastic approach is an invaluable resource.

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E-I-E-I-O. This is a hard one. Oh, my God. Oh, wait. Oh, it's too late. It's too late. That's the rule of the games. Once Spencer has it, it's over.

All right. And for the moment of truth. Ruth. Old McDonald had a bleached asshole. E.I.O. Old McDonald had sex with animals. That might be too real. EI.E.I.O.

Sound like an announcer reading. Old McDonald had Saudi oil money. EI.E.I.O. Very political at felt. Old McDonald had a lifetime of sadness. E.I.I.O.

Old McDonald had the magic of live theater. E-I-E-I-O, much better than 4D. Support the live arts. Old McDonald had dick fingers. E-I-E-I-O. I mean, it's going to be hard for me because I do want to continuously promote this, if possible. But Old McDonald had the magic of live theater. E-I-E-I-O.

I knew you were a big supporter of the year. But a bleached asshole was number two. Pretty strong. That was me. Okay, let's do one more. I'm having fun. Sandy. All right.

So I have, I get by with a little help from Blank. Oh, great. This is going to be a good one. All right. So I get by with a little help from Huffin spray paint. Accurate. Accurate. It's the best.

I get by with a little help from Spirit Airlines. Do you? Does anyone? I give by with a little help from Popping my flopper. I think it was bopping my flopper? I don't know who's that one. I give by with a little help from pretending to be a dentist.

Okay. Oh, that's a show. I give by with a little help from a bop it. Hell yeah. It wasn't mine, but it feels like Jared's fucking with me. I get by with a little help from my fuck slave Rejohnel. I think it's

pre-out Reginald. Reginald. They were so normal until that one. My fuck-slaid. I was whopping my floppers. I might have been boppet. I was going to actually pick a bop-it because it made me think of Riley.

I was wait. I was waiting. I was hoping it was going to be your turn at some point. I was going to throw boppet. it at you, but I have to use it. Yeah. Okay, one more, Ryland. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sure I get rid of Bop it. Okay, today on Mori, or is it Mari,

Mori. Mori. Help, my son is blank. I'm scared. This is good. Today, on Mori, help, my son is. You guys just been showing each other your card. Our winning card, the ones we pass. All right, this is the grand finale, so read these good.

Okay, today on Mori, help. My son is having anus. anuses for eyes. Having anus for eyes. He's having that? So he just has two assholes where his eyes once were relatable. Today I'm Maury. Help.

My son is doing it in the butt. I mean, can you imagine how iconic that episode would be in the 90s? The mom's like, I don't know what to do. That is my son gay. That's a top contender for sure. Today I'm Maury. Help. My son is fucking the weatherman

on live television. That would also be pretty good. That's a good episode. Today on Mori, help. My son is blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits. Wow, that was hard for me to read. That sounds like one of our voicemails. Today on Mori, help.

My son is solving problems with violence. It's a serious topic, guys. We need that on live TV. That's every Mori episode. Okay. Today on Mori, help. My son is telling a shitty story that goes nowhere. Oh, no, that's me.

I was just thinking that. Okay, the winner is doing it in the butt. Oh, my God, I won. Yay! Wow. Well, that was actually fun. That was. I'm surprised how fun that was.

I would truly like to see that episode. Yes, me too. Okay. All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break. One of us is going to get in their swimsuits. Ooh. So we're going to get to that soon. Did you guys even bring a swimsuit or did you know you were winners?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we brought a thing. We got the best swimsuit in the world, so I just wanted to show it off. Ooh. Well, let's all get in her swimsuits. Yay! But first, Conspiracy Corner, seems like that. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but I promise it is worth it.

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I just can't start this. Sophia Margare. She was on, Ke Tienes La Ratton. Oh. I used to watch it. Wow. Yeah.

She's on her family. Now she's making a comeback on Netflix. Yes. Queen. Um, okay, but she posted a selfie. You guys really haven't heard about this? No. She posted a selfie and immediately everybody started freaking out in the comments.

Not my Sophia. Let me show you what her selfie looks like. And I don't blame her. I think this is. I don't know what it is, but just let her be. She looks beautiful, but just take a look at this selfie and tell me if you notice any. It's AI. Oh, did she face-tune herself and it face-tuned everybody?

Is that what it is? Look at all the people about it. It applied all their AI. So here's the thing. So there's a couple of theories about this. Number one, the first theory is that this is a completely AI-generated picture. Well, she's a judge on one of those shows, right? And because she's so famous, the algorithm or AI, whatever, has so many pictures of her that she can literally just go to chat GPT and be like,

Make me a selfie where I look pretty sitting at my hosting, you know, desk. And it creates this. So that is one theory, which is genius. You never have to do your makeup, never have to get ready. Just like, whatever. Did she delete it or is it still on? No, it's still up. Oh.

And she's like, oh, great comments. The other theory is that she used, like, an AI filter to, like, make herself look, you know, a little different. But, like, it got confused and it fucked up the whole audience. I know. She didn't have disclosures from everyone in the audience from the production. She had to blur their faces. It's not blurred, though. There's like extra fingers.

There's like teeth on that girl's head. It might be just lighting shadows. Or maybe she just replaced the background? Yeah, maybe. It doesn't change anything. I still love her. Oh, here it is. So yeah, that was really interesting.

That made me fall down a rabbit hole of celebrity AI selfies, which I guess it's a thing right now. A lot of celebrities are doing it. I think they're just like their social media team is like, hey, Reese or whoever, send me a selfie. And Reese is like, oh, I don't want to. Just do some AI Honestly smart

But yeah, fix some people in background Okay, this video I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for this I'm not going to say anything I'm playing this because Jared and Lizzy are here And they've both kind of talked about this Before on the podcast And I thought they think it was interesting

I think it's pretty creepy But I also don't want to get murdered Or demonetized So I'm just going to show the video Murdered? I have to go I just go show the video And then you guys can talk amongst yourself

You guys seen the doomsday Matt If there's a event that happens on earth and parts of the world flood. They came out with a map that looks like this. Oh, wow. This lady on TikTok, she compared what this map looked like to the land that Bill Gates has been buying. She took the map of the farmland that he owns and overlaid it onto this doomsday map.

Every single dry land piece was occupied by his farmland. For instance, so California's bare land, man, I've been trying to tell you guys. It's of islands. See those? Yeah. That little one right there, that's one of his farmlands. She did like some little yellow dots where his farmlands are. Louisiana, Georgia.

That all correlates with like these high points in America and around the world. It's super creepy. So we need to get a boat. According to this map, we're good. We're going to almost have beachfront property, baby. Good for him. You know, good for him. Good for him.

If he can afford it and he knows and he has the information, go for it. You are crazy. You are crazy. I find people that have it all inspirational. Are they saying that he has a bunker or he's buying where the doomsday devices are going off? So Bill Gates has been buying a massive amounts of farmland. And some people are saying it's because it'd be easier to control the food supply and so forth and so on. However, it looks like from that map, if there was a mass flood, which is supposed to happen any day now, according to the Adam and Eve theory, he's going to be good.

And that land is going to skyrocketed. value because think about right now it's all supply and demand so if there's a thousand acres of land available and then it goes down to 30 acres of land available how much more lucrative is it going to be to own that land not that he needs the money though I say it's probably but it isn't like he thinks I don't need more money people with that much money only got that way because they want more but if it's doomsday if everything's flooded I think he just wants multiple options it's not I personally not that I believe it because I don't want to get murdered but if I was to you know put on my tin foil I don't think about um

Theoretically, let's say. Theoretically, it doesn't seem like it's about money as much as it would be like he literally would own every world. It's like power, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that too. And you know what I say? Good for him. If I had all the money, I'd do the same. But if that's true.

Yeah, own places that won't be flooded, stay alive. But that's the thing. If that really happens, don't you think everyone else? I mean, there's more of us than there is of him. Wouldn't we just like. We'll kill him. Essentially, yeah. You know what I mean?

The other thing. I just said that. The other thing it might be is maybe a bunch of realtors got together and thought, how do we boost the value of houses in these areas? And they put that map together. And then he was dumb enough to buy it? No. And now those areas are like multi-million dollar houses because if the flood happens,

you're going to be good. Wow. Good for you, Bill Gates. Speaking of things I'm scared to talk about, we have a Kamala Harris theory. We did it. Okay, this actually is fun. So you guys know that theory that the same. Simpsons predicts everything, right?

Like every war, every tragedy, every celebrity moment, like they always predict things, right? So back when Donald Trump ran for president, you guys know the famous clip from The Simpsons where Trump was riding down the escalator and the Simpsons did it like 20 years ago. Okay, so this new thing happened where Kamala Harris was doing a speech and everybody was freaking out because she was wearing the same exact thing that Lisa Simpson was wearing in the episode where Lisa Simpson becomes president. Oh, this was her team. Okay, hold that.

This is a PR move from her team. Oh, my God. From the, we're turning into each other. Wow. Except I don't want to own the world. This is like, I'm not saying,

hold in the world. I'm just saying don't hate him for trying to stay safe in the apocalypse. I don't think that's what he's. He doesn't need the whole world to stay safe. He wants options. And you don't know who he's going to give off the other properties to.

He's probably going to raffle them off to all of us. You're just trying to get in good with Bill Gates. I don't give a fuck. No, I just don't get mad when when people get successful and live their lives. You know what? I don't either, Bill Gates.

More power to you. It's going to be a gated community. The whole world will be. Yeah. That's fine. Okay. So everybody's freaking out like, oh, my God. Like, she's going to be the president

because the Simpsons are always right. They predicted this. So I think her team, somebody, Gen Z on her team or Alpha, I don't know. Somebody was just like, oh, the Simpsons, this is such a thing. You should wear this exact outfit at your next speech.

It'll go viral. And everybody will be like, well, she's going to be president. because the Simpsons are always right. Genzi knows about the Simpsons. I know, they do. So I think that's what happened. And listen, I think

partial proof for this is that Kamala is also doing something very cringy. Listen, I'm not political, but it's cringy, right? It is. It's not, no matter which way you look at it. She's really very cringy. Have you heard about the brat summer?

No. I don't understand it. Listen, bananas, rice, apples, and that's the diarrhea diet. Diet? That's what you have food boy thing and you can only eat bananas, rice. I didn't know what she's promoting, like

Whole Brains. No, it's like an album. Honestly, if Camilla was getting real about diarrhea, I'd be like, you got me, girl. All this hot girls have tummy problems. No, oh my God. It's like a Charlie XX album.

So Charlie XXX, who's been around forever, by the way. Her new album is called Rapp. And she took... It's called what? Rat. Brat beat R. Gosh, they're all upset. with this time.

And the color is green. It's just a green album with black font that's his brat. And now everybody's taken that and turn into this movement, right? Where anything green, all the comments are like, Prat, Brad, Brat.

Like, literally in the last podcast I had my green Stanley and there was a comment that was like, Shane has his brat Stanley. Or no, it's Shane Stanley is brat. So this week, Sandy's brat. No, that's not the wrong shade of green. But her says like a neon.

Even you know this? I'm the only one that doesn't know about Charlie XXX. Well, the brat thing is also, like, slightly confused because it's supposed to be, like, a sloppy girl who's still having a good time or something. So it's a bad thing. I think it's a good thing. It's like celebrated. Not for president.

Well, it didn't sound good at it. Kamala's official Instagram. This is her official Instagram. Yeah, no, this is like a real thing. Okay. So Kamala HQ. Welcome to Kamala HQ. This is the official rapid response page of Vice President Harris's presidential campaign.

So that's her with the green color. There's like memes of her, like, dancing. And it's like, Kamala's a brat. I don't, listen, smart for her for like pandering to Gen Z. But she's not. She has no idea what the fuck is happening, right? No. And she's also not a brat.

Like, she's not. Well, Charlie said she is and Charlie is brat. Charlie created brat. Yeah. Now, listen, I just want to show you some of my favorite cringy moments. First, we have Uber Eats. They posted Brat Summer Starter Pack and it's like the Uber Eats bag. It's like, I hate it.

Okay. So then the next one is copy me. Brat's, Macha is Bratha. I think it's actually Bracha. I still don't even, it didn't sound good. I'm confused by all of it. It's crazy how fast you get old.

Yeah, I was actually thinking like when we were younger, people would say the next generation is going to ruin everything. I get it now. They did. We did. Yeah, they are. No, we were great. Sausage company.

Brat Wars isn't. I mean, I will say that was one of the most cringe things I've ever seen in my life. And somebody on our team should say, Real talk. I'm embarrassed that that's even happening in this world. They should say, hey, this didn't work for Hillary Clinton. We should do a different approach. Also, Google what brat means.

Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Okay. This next one, I found this very interesting, and I feel like it's a little dark. Oh, before I play it, we had a warning, right? That we're not saying that bombs are fake. Yeah, right.

What? Like, they're not saying that it's never happened. Yes. There have been bombs. and that is real. But with that said, you've seen all the, you've seen all the grainy footage of nuclear test blasts that you've seen, you know, with the mushroom clouds. And there always these grainy things,

and there's all these, like, little houses lined up, and little trees lined up, and it blows everything down. There's always been a conspiracy theory that those were all basically fabricated at this facility, that those bombs actually were never detonated. Basically, the U.S. military was basically faking these bomb tests to freak out the Russians to make us think that we had weapons. We had basically a potent,

Potency toward a little bit of a personal that we actually didn't have at the time. So what happened? Okay. At Shane Company, we know getting engaged is an exciting time. We also know that finding the perfect engagement ring can be overwhelming. As experts in forever love since 1929, we're here to help you get it right. We have a wide selection of beautiful ring styles to choose from, including vintage floral designs inspired by nature and classic styles with clean lines and sleek metals. We'll also protect your ring for life with our unmatched free lifetime warranty.

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The radiation that didn't cause any damage to the film. That's a really strong point. I shined two bright tungsten light one time at a Canon camera in 2018. and it fried the sensor. I literally, like, can't even talk without getting, like, spit on my camera. Yeah. How are we doing a fucking blast? And the camera's just chill.

That's a tripod. Yeah, true. My fucking wiggly-ass tripods would never. Yeah. If it was real, I think that camera company would be bragging about it. That camera company would be releasing a great camera. Oh, yeah. We're not saying bombs are fake.

I'm just saying that is interesting because you hear about, like, the moon landing being fake. Because of, you know. I think there is a lot of proof to it possibly being fake and being used for proper. propaganda to scare just like you were saying the moon landing is interesting keep us scared I mean they they obviously did eventually drop an atom bomb but I think to have an edge up or like a leg up what is it whatever the fucking saying is but like to make them think like oh we're so fucking far behind I guess you also have to think what is more technical and what is more of an accomplishment as far as like the engineering aspect an atom bomb or a camera that could capture the atom bomb if they make it an Adam bomb. They're pretty ahead technologically. So maybe they were able to produce a camera that could capture it. I don't know. I'm just saying. All right. Interesting. Um, okay. Well, this one is specifically just for Ryland. This is our very first Anne Hathaway conspiracy. What? Okay, here we go. One of the most famous leading ladies of all time, Anne Hathaway has

lived before and she is the reincarnation of one of the most famous leading ladies of the past. There's a massive conspiracy theory that Anne Hathaway's husband, Adam, is the reincarnation of the most famous playwright of all time, William Shakespeare. That's pretty close. And if anyone had the Illuminati power to reincarnate themselves, it's the most famous man of his time. And guess what Shakespeare's wife was named? Anne Hathaway.

What? I didn't know that. Whoa. Wow. And Hathaway we know. And here they are altogether. The theory goes that they wanted to reincarnate so they can come back and the wife could be famous in this lifetime.

Maybe so she can act because women weren't allowed to act in the 50s. And is very known for her poised, proper, almost old. fashioned way of talking and behaving that rubbed some people the wrong way, but maybe it's because she's from a different time. Anne Hathaway was born on the exact day to the date of Shakespeare and Anne's 400th wedding anniversary. To the date. It can't be debunked. Do you feel differently about her now that her husband's Shakespeare? Um, we've talked about this before. Yeah. And it can't be debunked. I don't know. That's kind of scary. It really is scary because you think about something like Taylor Swift and no hate to Taylor. Don't come from me. But I can definitely see like in 200 years from

now, like another Taylor Swift coming up and Taylor being it her reincarnated. I don't know. When you're that powerful, what if you can do that? I love it. I did just see an article that she was named after Shakespeare's wife. So it was knowingly, like, her parents named her after this wife. More were her parents in on it. It was written.

Okay. Well, speaking of Taylor Swift, I'm going to get to a theory about PR relationships. I just think is very, very fascinating. Puerto Rican? I believe in love. What? Puerto Rican? About PR, Puerto Rico.

So I'm going to go through a couple theoryed ones and then I'm going to get to some real ones. So first of all, Taylor and Travis, listen, I'm not saying it's a PR relationship because honestly, I know nothing about it. They're not even Puerto Rican. The only thing I know about it is from you guys fighting about this. So the theory is, not for me, from the internet, the theory is that when Taylor came out a few years ago, like hardcore against Trump, do you remember that? She did like a whole documentary about it. Yeah. When she did that, she lost a lot.

of the audience on the conservatives, the country crowd. So to get them back, she started dating a football player who is like a king of that side. Is he? I don't know if he is, but you know, the football audience is mostly. Yeah. Yeah. So the theory is that that was very calculated to get the people that she had lost. I'm not saying that's true or that I believe it, but it's kind of interesting.

I have a hard time buying it only because the only person's who, the only person whose stock went up was the NFL and Travis because of Taylor. The NFL became a globally, like. Nobody gave a fuck about the NFL in England. No, globally. I'm not talking about nationally. I'm talking about globally. And literally, nationally, it went up because Taylor Swift started showing that.

Oh, for sure. I mean, everyone's wife started tuning in. It was all over the internet. You couldn't open any phone or computer without. I love Taylor Swift, and I could not take it anymore. Opening anything. You're like, God damn. I know Taylor was at a football stadium that she already sold out.

But the benefit is quantifiable. in favor of Kelsey and the NFL more so than Taylor. I think she still loves the attention. I understand that like Taylor was like mega famous, but I do think she became more famous. I understand that like it grew the NFL more, but like it wasn't like she got nothing. They both benefited for sure.

I mean, it was, it brought the NFL on people that didn't care about the NFL's radar. But Taylor Swift also became unavoidable because of it. Listen, I don't think it's fake. I just thought it was interesting. Um, okay, so don't care. I'm so passionate about it. It's embarrassing.

They're in love. Okay, next one. Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell. This one is confirmed fake. This was literally they had a movie, anyone but you. Yeah. They had a movie. Oh, I thought you were going like,

don't answer this one. So they made this movie, right? It was coming out and to spike the ticket sale, Sydney Sweeney herself plotted. Glenn Powell came out and said this. She plotted them to have a fake relationship publicly, to get caught by the paparazzi. She's engaged.

Yeah. Everyone knew that. And she still had people believing that she was in a relationship with Glenn. And it fucking worked. It did. She's a businesswoman. She produced both of these movies, and she got people to see them.

Now, let me get to this one. This one I thought was very interesting. I had never heard about this before. Okay, ready? This is crazy. In 2006, Nick Lachet. So if you don't know who Nick Lachay is, he was in 90 degrees. He hosts Love is Blind with his wife and a bunch of other shows on Netflix.

So Nick Lachay went on a date in 2006 with Kim Kardashian before she was really famous. There was a lot of paparazzi at the date. And in her 2010 book, I did not know that Kim had a book called Kardashian Confidential with a I did not know about that. So Nick Lachey talked about this on Watch What Happens Live, and he said, let's just say this. We went to a movie. No one followed us there.

Somehow, mysteriously, when we left, there were 30 photographers waiting outside. There are certain ways to play this game, and some people play it well. She left the day. And went to the restroom, and then, shockingly, there were 25 paparazzi when we left the theater.

She's a business woman. So she literally, this is just a theory. It's not. I mean, I don't think that is. I think Kim would do whatever. She always talks about how she was like, I would do anything for fame. But imagine that you're like going on a date with somebody

and you think it's a real date and then paparazzi show up at the end and you find out it was just like. Kim filmed fucking a guy. We just recently actually started watching the Kardashians on Hulu. I thought we were going to say that too. We went from the Chosen to Kardashians. Very random mix. Are you watching the Hulu version or?

Hulu, yeah. And she did say. that they're talking about like a deal that was going on and she said that if this was like 10 years ago and her sister was offered the deal she's like I would do anything for her to get out of the way so I could do the deal something along those oh yeah and I will say this is a real thing like this is going to sound so stupid but the first agency that I went into this is like 2010 2011 and I sat down they were like so what do you want for your career and I'm like I don't know I want to make movies one day whatever and they were like they literally had a list of girls on YouTube and they're like

Well, a lot of people think you're gay, whatever. Like, you should date one of our other clients, another YouTube girl, have, like, a public relationship, like, make videos, do this and that. They were, like, trying to hook me up with a girl. No way. For like, a relate. And I was like, well, what? I've never even kissed a girl. But, like, and they were just like, well, you know, it'll help you guys both.

Did that root? Yes. Is that how you met Ryland? And here we are. And here we are, baby. That's very interesting. But see how down with the other person to be, because, yeah, it would help both of you. you guys and you never know one of those could work out right like one of these couples we were talking

about could have been a setup and then they might also fall in love well speaking of brat bottoms oh you definitely a brat bottom let's get to a recap of the Shane Dawson podcast, the winner of the Walkstar competition is revealed, and it just so happens to be Jerry! But we're all winners. Well, we're all winners except for our

Power Bottom Spencer. Who you can see in the Dung Tank in just a few minutes. Oh my gosh. Dude, especially, for those of you wondering what Spencer looks like without a chop on, to correct. Wow.

Have you been with you? I've been reading the comment section. A bottom. Really? Yeah. People have been asking to see Spencer shirtless. Oh, Spencer, you have a whole ass fan club in that bitch. You guys are gonna be disappointed.

Wait, what about the rest of us? Everyone's topless. Are we? Is it just a breastless, topless, kiki? Well, breastful. Breastless kiki? Oh, yeah, okay. Chris is the face of sleep paralysis.

Ever wondered what sleep paralysis looks like? Luckily, he happens to be one of our co-host. Chris is the new face of sleep paralysis. of sleep paralysis. When is bowling going to be in the damn Olympics? Yes. You can't shame the Olympics. Is it a sport, Jared?

That's where you draw the line? I'm kidding. But the 2024 Olympics are currently going down in Paris, and none of these motherfuckers care. It's ruining our relationship. Do you want to take that one? No. Now, here's the problem is now if you, like,

walk into the office and you're like horny or you're like, hey, I'm going to be like... Because I walk into the office, dick swinging hard so off. I'm going to be like, Hey. Did you just watch the Olympics? Are you thinking about that?

You're going to be hearing splashes in the background. Which team do you think is the best? Does that mean the one that you'd ejaculate to? USA? The honest answer from Spencer is the cure. Whoever wins, obviously. The Olympics, is it sports or gay porn? Gay porn for sure.

Are the Olympics gay? Yes, 100% gay. I felt as though I was doing so. I felt like I was committing a crime. watching synchronized men's diving. You know, you never want to be like watching porn and have your husband walk in. It's a crime.

I could see a gay porn being called Hohlympics. Hohlympics! How many holes can one find? Holymic. But I think nuclear bomb footage might be fake. My co-hosts, Elizabeth, we'll take this headline. What is it? The bombs.

Bill Gates' doomsday map. Oh, did Bill Gates fake the nuclear bomb? So then people would drive up the prices of high lands in the Sierra. Bill Gates hate him because you ain't him. He's buying all the land that is going to survive the world ending. And you know what? I think good for fucking him. Him and Melinda and do they have kids?

They do have kids though, right? Did she have half the land? She, oh. See Melinda. Jared is rich now. He won the competition. Jared. If I go to like turkey or something.

Jared. I'm a Turkish millionaire. We have a new 5K air. What will you be doing, Jared, with all this cash money? Putting it in the bank. Woo! Roll our hot wheels. Let it best.

Why not the stock market? Taylor and Travis. Oh. Is it real or is it fake? People are speculating the likes of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. What was the other couple? Sydney and Glenn. Sydney and Glenn.

Are they real? Are they fabric? Or did they fall in love after it was fabricated? Who cares? They're all rich and beautiful. But are they? Dress like Jared. Yeah.

Like Jared! I could buy all the land. In even bigger step news, Sandy had them both steps. Yeah. Yes. Sandy had the 50K day. She's going to step around Jared's ant farm. And you know what?

The biggest flex of it all is? She didn't even hurt the next day. She had a pep in her step. Yeah. Thank you. But was she? fucking some guy's uncle. Or just watching the gay Olympics.

I'm trying to segue us into the boyfriend, fucking the sister's uncle. It's a little even too confusing for me. Is she fucking the uncle, the cousin, the brother, the twin? She's gonna fuck her mo. Uncle Booker. Live.

Yeah. This is Life Theater. That might have been my best contribution yet. I did 4D. I get 4D. Anne Hathaway. Oh. What happened with her?

Where are you? You're thinking about divers. Are you calling out your sister's name in bed? Oh. And if you are, why? Hit us on the vagina. I'm really bad with the recaps, and it gives me anxiety. All right, we've got to let this pregnant woman go.

Thank you guys. Rihanna can do a Super Bowl pregnant, and I can't even do a Riley recap. All right. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you shock your Shane Dawson. and merch. Shane Dawsonmerch.com. Follow all of us on YouTube and Instagram. Everything's linked in the description section below. We'll see you right here next in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Good night, everyone. Good night. Where you guys go? That was our Olympic-sized

episode. Everybody, let's go out to the take. Get your help off. Okay, we got our brat ball and we got our donkey. Look at it. Spencer, are you ready for this? I'm ready. Okay, so, Jared, do you want to take the first... Okay, okay, okay, okay. And then we'll all do it. And then Jared, you have swim trunks on.

Are you going to do it, too? I was just trying to flex because my dogs are on them. But, I mean, does it make you feel like some camaraderie if I do it, too? Yeah, I think so. I was hoping you say no. Yeah, if you guys got extra towels, I'll get in the dunk tank. All right. But only one throw each, guys.

Okay. Spencer, you want to go get up there? Oh, my God, there's a window. All with grace and dignity. Are you going to okay with Rylan watching this? There's no shtzeeo. There's no sleutov. I don't see that thing would be a really good sport.

Okay. All right. Should I go? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Dang. Was it from here?

This is really far away. We're gonna be here all day. Okay. Ooh. Oh my gosh. Oh, someone else. Oh, Sandy. I feel it's gonna be me.

Sandy. Sandy. Oh, that was close. You got this, Ryland. I actually believe you will get it for some reason. Problem is, it's hard to see. Oh! Rydell!

Oh, first draw! Yeah! I thought Spencer said we were gonna have to pull it. Oh, it's pretty nice, actually. I don't know why, but I knew it. Like when you walked up, I'm like, we got this. I felt it too, actually. I called it too.

I said, no. Did it hurt? No, it's just really surprising. It's just like, even though you know it's coming. Yeah, you went. Oh, wow. When you got on it? All right.

All right, Ronald, come on, bring it in. All right, go for it. Oh, are we just gonna throw it until I get done? Is that the goal? I hit it! It's too much, let me just go compress it. Maybe just... Oh my god, the half floating.

How was it? It wasn't bad. Where are you guys got? Hopefully you enjoyed the lock star competition. You gotta be sick to get out of this, right? There's a step to your left, dude. Oh, okay. See your left.

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