The Shane Dawson Podcast - Chili's Conspiracy Theories!

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

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Our next theory is about chili. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, this is a painful thing for me. This is what it looked like one year ago. Okay, you see that? Now, this is what it looks like six years ago. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is Big Leo Energy Edition. That's right.

It is birthday week for Spencer and Morgan. And they both wore cowboy outfits not even intending to. Yeah, I have always had telepathy with Rylan, but I think I'm starting to semi-get it with Spencer just a little bit. Since I've been adopted into the Adams family, it's sort of growing. Well, I do have a theory that Spencer was maybe my wombate, and this is either... Okay. Every time we see you, you have a different theory about Spencer.

I know, because I just can't figure it out. Which would answer some questions I've always had. We've always all had questions. Can we get into that? It's a little interesting that Morgan's the only tall sibling. And she's a, she's a girl. So it's odd that, like, she's taller than my brother and I bowl. Very Chloe. Dad.

Right? Isn't Chloe like super tall? Very Chloe Kardashian. Very Chloe. If it came out that Spencer was my roommate, I would accept him. Wow, thank you so much. Wow. Well, how is everyone? That was a lot. That was a lot of backstory, a lot of family drama. I'm good. You know, I mean, I think as far as if we're grading on a curve, I feel great right now. They're not involved in any drama. Good. I, you know, I recently, I got a new camera.

Yes, a nice camera. So you guys expect amazingly high quality content coming to the channel soon. and in general I went camping and watched videos of otters and marmots for about three hours with our dad What's a marmot? Oh, you haven't heard about a marmot, dude? Rabbit hole! They are like the most cutest groundhogs

that you'll ever see in your life and they're super chill. I think the reason is because in the wild they hibernate for nine months out of the year so I think for nine months they just have like no personality but they're adorable. So they're awake for three months of the year?

Yeah, of course. Not bad, yeah. Wow. That's pretty much what I've been doing. Chrissy, how's your life? What's going on? Good. I mean, I'm finally healthy again.

So it's because even like, gross, even like after I was testing negative, there was still like a long period after COVID where I just couldn't breathe. Like I couldn't catch a breath for a very long time. And so today's like, or maybe yesterday I woke up and I'm like, I can breathe. Wow, it's so good to breathe. Life's so much better. Oh, treat it. The world needs that energy right now. Oh wow, I'm so happy you're healthy.

Thank you. Okay, guys, this is a big day. We have so much planned. I don't even know where to start, but I will start with this. I had a game idea and then I actually did not plan it. But my game was going to be called Big Leo Energy. The idea of the game was going to be because you guys are both Leo's. And Spencer all the time is like, I don't feel like I show any Leo signs.

I highly disagree. Whoa. That is like a shot fired. Why? And me? I love Leo's. have Leo blindness. Morgan used to too.

She used to say, no, I'm just a cusp for. And then finally she's come around to like, okay, yeah, I'm a Leo. No, I knew Spencer was a Leo today because he said, my birthday month is this month. And I was like, yeah. I was in regard to. I was saying this in regards to my poor eating habit because I'll be like, should I eat healthy? Like, that's my birthday month. If I'll eat a pizza.

Leo energy. I think I used to be more. When I was a kid, I was big Leo energy. because I would be like I would be like singing on the bus I'd be yelling like I was very like But then I think I've mellowed out since then Well Leo's as I've researched I have not

Leo's changed with the times And they grow into their Leo energy So I feel like back then you were getting attention By being loud and thumbosterous I don't know if that's the word But now as you're getting older You're realizing that you can get attention In more quiet ways

Such as picking out an outfit Spencer is very about fashion He is very, uh... He's fashion forward. Fashion forward. He explores colors. Lord Torrey. He, thrift shops.

Lots of good thrift. It sounds like you're talking about a little kid who everyone knows is gay but hasn't come in. He's very fashion forward. He braids hair. Well, for the first month or so I knew you, I was like, is he gay? Okay, can I? Oh, hold on. What?

Okay, whatever. Sorry, Spencer. It's okay. I'm more just curious what I said that made you think I was gay. wearing a shirt with Garth Brooks on it. That is the straightest thing you could do. No, I never thought Spencer was gay. But I did feel like because when I first met Spencer,

well, he was wearing a suit. Although then I realized later you were only wearing a suit from the top up. Well, you know, a Zoom interview. It wasn't in person. From the bottom was a dress. No, it was a little mini-skirts. His toenails are painted purple. Are your toenails painted?

No. But he gives me painted toenail. Honestly, it's a lot of the straight guys are crazy. No, lately, a lot of straight guys are painting their fingernails like bold colors. Jason Momoa did it in Fasten the Furious. He's a man. You have Mamma. I don't know about it. Oh, my God.

Okay. Who was the game? The game. Okay, but you've never been. Sorry, Spencer. No, I have no. No, now that I know Spencer, I don't think he's gay. No, literally not at all.

Yuck. Barf emoji, barf emoji, barf emoji. What do you think about gay people? She's the gay alliance at work. We are like so close. It's crazy. I don't know if you guys could tell a close. I'm the proud parent, right, Morgan?

Of a gay? Why do you say, right? Because you tease me for having my proud parent cup. Oh, no. Mom puts up two gay snowmen in our backyard every year. Huge inflated. And she made sure they were two guys so the people know that they're gay. Aw.

But mom also wanted me to be gay forever. Oh. I did not. You don't like gay-baited on the internet for a minute. No. That was your idea. Mine. What?

I never felt it. But during that video, I wasn't sure at the end. I was sitting there just like, is she going to come out as a lesbian? Let's set the scene. Morgan had a video where she was basically questioning, is she gay because people on the internet thought she was gay. People in her family thought she was gay. And then she ends the video... She was answering a question, really.

And then she ends the video by being like, am I? And then she's like, no, I'm not. Morgan, are you a lesbian? No. If you guys don't know, Morgan has a Patreon where she has a podcast called Seriously, which is so good, by the way. I listen to it. I love it.

Well, I watch it while I'm cleaning the house and everything. And I laugh and I cackle. That is one thing about Shane. He listens to a podcast too loud throughout the house at all times. Oh, gosh. I'm like, gosh, put it the headphone in. That's so mean. I'm not talking about yours.

I'm supporting our family, bates. Not just yours, but at all hours of the day. Okay. Well, you told this story that was really good and I loved it, but I almost texted you about it because I was like, I literally don't remember this. You said that your whole family thought you were lesbian and that we brought you outside and had some sort of intervention. I don't remember this, because Brooke and I both remember it, but I think it was just mom, Brooke and I being like having a sit down, conversation and then mom was like, Shane and Ryan are wondering if you guys are gay. Were we? I mean, Brooke came to stay at the house in Colorado. Brooke is her girlfriend.

Yes. Thank you for Clara. It's very confusing because we always match and we look like we could be dating. And she got married, which I was devastated about, but I'm happy for her, you know. Break it up. Break it up. So she's staying at my mom's house and it's like 11 a.m. And Morgan and Brooke haven't emerged. And we're like, what are they doing out there? Like, with the experiences that I've had in men of the world, I would love to be lesbian. But I'm not. And you're sure Brooke isn't a lesbian. She's married to a veteran.

There's a movie about a girl who's in love with their best friend but ends up getting married at some point. I don't remember the name of it. The roommate. Was it the roommate where she kills her? Yes. Maybe. I don't know. They were both married in Brokeback Mountain.

That didn't stop them. Can I also say the more married people I meet, the less I want to be married. Except for you two You two do very well Jared and Sandy do very well But like girls my age That are married Every time I hear a story

I'm like whew I don't know Well don't get married to get married Is my advice Don't just be like Oh I want to check a box And like you know Progress in life Because

Well jokes over I don't have any options Okay Wait a minute This is giving me an idea Oh God Maybe Big Leo energy is in a game Maybe Big Leo love

Is a show And maybe we have two contestant. And then we bring in, yeah, we bring in girls and boys, we're just girls. And we have you guys do blind dates on opposite sides of the office. And then we watch, I'm shaking. And then we watch them, that's good. You can spell love without Leo. That's true. Technically, you can't. Wait, right. Wait. Hellio. Okay. Count it out. Wait, the game is irrelevant. The game was going to be basically like me going through all the Leo

traits and seeing if you guys have big Leo energy. Let's do it, And if you did, we go gr, and if you don't, we go. Max and Jet would say. But I didn't do any research because we did research for the other game we're going to play, which is better. But let's do a couple. Rylan, what are the main traits for Leo's? Let me look it up. Leos are known for their confidence.

Confidence. Rair. Is that what we're doing? I say rar. I would say you guys are both confident. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you have to be confident to have a job on camera.

Definitely you are. Yeah, you're right. You have to have confidence. You're right. Loyalty. Spencer seems loyal to me. I feel like I'm pretty loyal person. Yeah.

Okay. They are described as warm. Yes. Generous. And creative. I would say both of you are very creative. Spencer doesn't tip. Okay.

No, we're on back. This is gone out of band. My biggest regret on this podcast is saying that. You really deserve a tip. I mean, I know I do. I do it. And I do tip. I do tip.

With a love for spot. Spotlight for the spotlight and a player for the dramatic. Like the lion that symbolizes them, Leo's are bold, brave, and determined, especially when pursuing their goals. Okay, good. I feel like we have big Leo energy, and we can...

Confirm. Move on. Move on. Okay, we're going to go pee. When we come back, we're going to be playing a crazy game. Dear God, everybody, you guys go take a break to our craziest game.

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What are you making? What are you creating? Do you have ideas? A lot of questions. I need some answers. All right, until the rest of the episode, bye. Hey, welcome back. Oh, my God, who is that?

Oh, it's just me, Steve Hardley. Welcome back. Where's Chris? Oh, my God, there's Chris. He's so close. I can touch him. This is crazy. I've never been this close to, wow.

Yeah, we're couch mates. Oh, hey. Hey, Steve, can I speak? I don't think we've interacted too many times. No. I've never seen you. You sound different. Yes.

You sound like Santa Claus. You know. We've literally done this with you playing this character before. Okay, the thing is, I've never consumed a Steve Harvey show. Start to be Steve Hartley. That is crazy. It's a little challenging. So I'm just going to be.

me in 10 years as a bald man. But welcome to Celebrity Dinner Party. The objective of the game, get as many points as possible. How do you execute on that? Well, all of you have cards. Each card has a unique celebrity listed. That celebrity, you will be impersonating. I'll be asking questions, and you all will get to earn points if your celebrity is guest,

or if you guess somebody's celebrity that's being impersonated. Now, I will be asking questions, and I will open the portal. When the portal is open, then and only then, are you allowed to guess who each other are? When the portal is closed, if you guess somebody, you will be banished, killed, or murdered. So, ball rules. The game's over whenever the first person runs out of every card. The person with the most points at the end of the game wins. The prize?

Shame. A Labuobu! You're going to curse someone's house? I think I gave you a Laboubu last time you were in town and you left it. Oh, no. So, Vicki's Laboububu! Yeah. There you go.

It's huge. Huge. Okay, everybody look at your first card. Find out the first celebrity you'll be impersonating, and we'll get this dinner party started. I have prepared a nice steak dinner for you all, medium rare. If you like it cooked more, then you're out of luck. I love it, bloody. Yummy.

I'm not good at this one. Hey. Okay, let's start with our first dinner party prompt. We're starting with Christopher B. Station. What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled at 2 a.m.? Googling at 2 a.m. I do a lot of things. I don't think it's any of your business, but there's them things that you.

This is the worst. This is so not even. Well, wow. Um. You got this. Who's the, who's that guy? Woman to his left? What are you Googling at 2 a.m.?

For me, I'm looking up, Megan Markle, and I am looking, because, you know, I just don't like her. And I want to tell everyone on my podcast that. So I need more details. This is bordering on a, I know who this is. You do. You're scaring me. Vicki, I mean, whoever you play.

Yeah. I think you have a little more energy than that. I also don't like her husband, Harry. And you know what? Even more handed you. No, I'm taking them down. Maybe they just need a little unwell beverage. Okay, that's another buzzer.

He said a brand name. No one gave us any rules. We literally did. No identifiers. Morgan's having trouble. I played soccer at Ohio. Boston? Boston.

I think you have to change. I think I know who you are. I need a portal I don't know who that Well, let me give some other people the opportunity Is he one of those things That float slaps around outside car dealerships? Is anybody in here as thirsty as I am?

Jared What is your character's most inappropriate time They've ever gotten the giggles? Listen into my son's rap music Oh no I do think I know who you are Me too. It seems like you're the father of that person.

Would you say he's a loser? This is great. What? I don't know if I don't what that's from. Portal, portal. Okay, we're opening a portal. Oh, can I guess? Yep.

Lizzie? Oh, wow. That is funny. Will Smith and Morgan Freeman. I think that was everything except for you. Okay. Wow. Okay, so did Chris get all of those?

Except for this. Except for, yes. But that was a good guess on what I said. I would have to say that. Okay, so once they guess you, you pull another card. Wait, are you a new character now? Because it seems like the same. Okay, Morgan, has your character, your character,

if your laugh changed every year, what would this year's laugh sound like? What's that flavor? It looks delicious. Same goes for you, Jared. Same question. Spencer? Chris?

I wasn't listening. Can you repeat the question, please? If your laugh changed every year, what would this year's laugh sound like? Oh, I just wanted to do the same thing every year forever because I'm just thirsty and I like to help people that are thirsty too. Vicki? I would have to say, I don't laugh. I'm serious. I give it real.

I give it real. I want everybody to understand the real stories. Do you like a big? Can I ask Vicky a question? Are you thirsty? Because I could help. Are you a guy or a girl? Girl.

Very good. Woman. A woman. Sorry. Don't mistake it. Can I ask Vicky a question as well? I love, I love sexy women. Does anyone here play sports games?

I don't myself, but if you're thirsty, I'd like to assist. Oh. That was actually a really good clue. Fuck. Um, you didn't ask me. You didn't ask me what I'm my last house. What? What does your?

Would your laugh sound like this year? I have a better one for you. You're in a love triangle with two other celebrities. Who's involved and who would you pick? Well, Steve, my love triangle would be Steve Jobs. Rest in peace. And, oh, actually, hold on. I'm in prison.

So my love triangle would be my multiple bitches that have me in check. Let's open a portal. Someone, please. Yo, is Vicki Candace Owens or someone like that? It's someone similar, yeah. Adam Sandler. Oh, thank you. I did so bad on that one.

You did great. Thank you. I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of guys, too. Yeah, I don't have any more guesses. Look at my eyes. Look in my eyes. He's Elon Musk.

I love him, but no. I'm a woman. You're a woman. Yes, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm a woman. Oh, are you part of this, do we? No. That's what I said already.

I was trying to help the world. They're never going to get kids. I was trying to help the world, Jared. Jared. With the blood test. Yes, with a blood test, Jared. Oh, shit. I don't know that name, though.

With the blood test? What the fuck's her name? Oh, come on. Did you guys not watch the show? Come on. Give me a half point. Give him a half point. Give me a half.

Elizabeth Pernos. That's not her name. But yeah, Elizabeth Holmes. Yes. People don't even know that they have a basic human right. Oh, that was a good one. Yep, yep, yep, got it. Dang, I don't know it was kind of a Kelly.

I have no idea. It was a Kelly. Wait, who's Morgan? Here, let me ask, okay, the portal's closed. Oh, no. My mustache is something I keep forgetting about. Oh, I thought you had a paper good. Oh, yeah, I bleed black.

You do look good. I like gold babes. It's just you. I don't know who... Yo, you're just you back to you. I don't know who this is, babes, but I can't want to fuck him. Okay, Morgan, your character's writing a tell-all book. What's the unnecessarily dramatic title?

Better not come for Salina. Yo, that sounds like my book. My book would be called. You guys are both a pop star? No. I'm dating a pop star. Very lucky for me. Very lucky indeed.

Is the portal open? Sure. No, to pause, close, babes. Spencer's Benny Blanco. The portal was closed, babes. Someone just lost a point. Someone just lost none of her points. Oh, you know what, you know what, you know what, give a fucking point.

I technically said the portal was open. Hey Ben, why don't you send Selena some of my product? Oh, I get it. You Kylie! You're cut. No, Kendall. No. Kylie Jenner.

Come on, keep thinking. Do you, what are you, you haven't started a new one? You start a new one. Oh, I was supposed to. supposed to be starting it. It's okay, babe. Yes, you're talking about. Thank you.

Oh, man, this one's a rough one, but. Come on, get some points, bakes. Well, let's just go on a trip and an adventure on a boat with my green hat. What? Yes, my vibe. Can someone just jab at so he can move on? Please.

Do you live in Miami, Jared? Ha, ha. New York. Fuck, then I don't know. I'm giving up. Gracie Morgan. Oh, crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Uh, what the fuck is going on over here? He's a Laboooo, oh, it's closed. Oh, my goodness. Is he a Laboooo? Wait, can you up with the port, babe? Okay, the portal's up, man. Is he La Booboo?

What? Wait, are you really? Yes. You got it right. Oh, geez. Point me up, Spencer. Wow. Nobody has gotten what Morgan is.

Come on. Dating a pop star, aggressively applying lip gloss. Oh, she's a baby. Bates. Oh, my gosh. Who is she? Quirtles closed. Girls these dang are so stupid.

Man, I'm bad at this game. Whoever had I not asked a question to recently. Well, you haven't missed me one, Babes. Okay, 33. It's fine. They would love the way he's looking at me, babes. You want me to write a song about you because I will. What's the peddust reason you've ever disliked someone?

Oh, my God, babes. Where do I still? I dislike a lot of people actually, you know, and then I wrote a song about them. And then when I wrote a song about him, people cry. I say, yeah, that's exactly what I want to happen. Ha, ha, I think I know who you are. Does anyone, I don't know if anyone's going to guess mine. I don't really remember what he sounds like, which is embarrassing.

I relate to this guy, dislike everyone. Thank you, but you know what's crazy about people, babes? There's so many of them. And I'm done. I'm over it. It's the worst. Yeah. You know what I want to do?

I want to go away for 10 years. And then come back and everybody loves me again, then I leave. I wish just everyone. That happened to me until they can to me. You have the portal, please. Okay, portals open. Shane is Adele. Yes, babes.

Oh, that's such a good impression. Okay. What's my next day I'm going to be based on? Divorce, babe. Divorce. At first, I thought he might be the same person as me, but I don't know how to sing. Well, you might be British, but you don't live in a castle like me. Is it portal open?

I never closed it. Nicholas Cage. For me? No, no, no. Johnny Dip. I'm quite shorter than those individuals, but I don't like you talking about that. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Sorry, I just notice this guy over here is, ah, you look like you're a little uncomfortable.

Did you call me a guy? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't need to misgender you or anything like that. Are you not a guy? Obviously not. Is it? Chas? Is it water sloping? Sure.

He's that, um, that Bobby girl that has that podcast and she left her husband. No. What? Yeah, that would be a funny. Is that Chas Bono? No. Wow. Um, Chris.

Chris. Chris, who are you? Whoa. He's acting very strange. I'm single at the moment, Chris. I think you're all acting annoying. I hate annoying things like fairy-tale creatures and this the like. You know, I hate them. Get them out of my woods.

Do you know Shrek? I do know Shrek. That bastard. Are you, oh. Oh, portals open. Give a gas, come on. I hate you with this one. Wow.

Wow. Yes, yes. Spencer's Lord for a quad. I'm not the monster here you are. Chris, point me up. Wow. Chris, are you Lex Freeman? I'm a boy.

He's Benson Boone. I was, no. Oh, I thought of that one, too. A different top star. Who is? You're welcome. Point me up, Spencer. I can care less about Hufflepuff.

Oh, I thought for sure Benson. Oh, I thought for sure Benson. Yo, can we get another question, man? Yeah. Thanks, bro. If your search history became a Broadway musical, what would it be called? Oh, shit, man. Man, I love to sing, but I'd never been on Broadway.

It'd be called looking beautiful all the time. I don't have time for this. I have to go back to school. Can we wrap this up? Oh, I think I know who this is. What kind of idiotic American school system do you go to? It's kind of strange. None of you go to a way I go.

Yo, yeah, Steve, can I guess? Open the portal. Is this Wednesday, Adams? Oh, wow, man. What are you, darling? Where's your costume? This is my costume. I'm a homocidal maniac.

They look just like everyone else. A point for me. Hey, number 33. Stop tweaking out, please. What do you lie about constantly, even though nobody asked? I would never lie, but you should ask me a question about music like you asked him over there. He's Megatrainor. Every Morgan's guess is so a mean.

No, I'm not making a trainer But I love her Okay If your search history were to be a Broadway musical What would it be? Oh, I would love to be in a musical But my search history would be Um, um, TikTok trans

And um, K-pop Yo, let's make, let's not guess and make Shane do this the rest of the game I think whoever this is will be offended Can you ask someone else a question? Yes, Mom, what's something you do regularly that would absolutely get you fired if your life were a job? I guess if I was to have my way with Wendy.

Wendy who? Just Wendy. No more contact. Wendy on the ship, you know, we're going on adventures and yes. Jared. If you were on a reality show, what would the name of this current season be? Getting fired from the show.

I created. Elaborate? What do you love about the show you created? Everything. Is the portal open? Okay, portal's open. Justin Feldy. What?

No. I thought you almost had my name when you said that. You were so close. Oh, that seems like a... Seriously? What? I can't say that. If his name's Justin?

I didn't ever said that. Oh my gosh. Is he Justin Bieber? Yeah. Oh, my, wow. That was a half point if I've ever heard why. I'll give myself a half point because I'm giving up. I like that laugh. I think I figured out who he is.

Okay, port is open. Is that, this was a little bit before my time, but is that Roseanne Bar? You got it. Wow. What did I tell you guys about eating cookies before you had dinner? To use a plate? Right. Actually, that was really.

Can someone please guess me? We don't know. You need to be better. Yeah, no one guess. I think it's really funny to be. I have a song that did well. Dixie Dimmilio. I don't know TikTok.

Oh, my ponytail on the top of my head. JoJo! I like, I'm not sure who you are, but I'm pretty hungry, man. Shane has left us, and this is someone else. Okay, if I give up, if I give up, you just get a negative point? Sure. develop porch oh I've only ever seen yes I don't know who that is you know what doing a good job of it you were actually did she just go like this the whole

time yes she's like I'm old and out of touch I didn't know sorry that's okay I'm old and out of touch too but it's okay do you ever consider asking questions over here I like just want to eat and this is taking way too long is that shade do you know how many jobs I have to be sitting here waiting for you to ask me a question. If you had to replace your hands with something else for a day, what would you choose? Are you an idiot? Why would I not

want my hands? I'm something of an idiot myself. You Americans are so silly. I'm about to go eat 20 pancakes. It ain't got with Kevin. I know who the fuck that is. I don't know who that is. We have similar.

Body types. Street day. I like stone it. I like don't have any kids to myself, but I have like friends and the best pet in the world is my best friend.

Oh, uh, Steve Or, open the porters. The portals are open. Scooby-Doo. Or no, Jackie,

Shaggy, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Thanks. The Rock. Let's go. Whoa. Oh, the Costco guy.

No, no, no. I'm way more famous than that, dude. Do you say, let's go a lot? Yeah, I play a game.

I play a game that I say that a lot. I think I was healthy. Yeah. Really? No! Yeah! How would you say that in Spanish? I don't know.

I don't speak Spanish. I can teach you. No, that's okay. Oh, he's Miss Rachel. Ha ha ha ha ha. Miss Rachel's much older than me. Oh, he's Zora. Yeah.

That was good, Morgan. Say backpack. Say backpack. Backpack! Louder! Okay, you're given 30 seconds to ruin Thanksgiving. What do you do? Steve, I would never ruin Thanksgiving.

I would bring Thanksgiving back to life after someone else ruined it. Probably one of these idiots. I have an idea, but is the portal open? It's scary. Martha Stewart. Yes, that was me. Oh! I have been emailing my new BFF Snoop Dog.

Can we hear a little bit more from you, ma'am? Yeah, you know. What have you been up to? Tell us about your day. The most recent days of your life. You know, I just travel around on a ship with Windy. That's hot. Is the porters still open?

It can be. Is this Peter Pan? Yes. Okay, we can get rid of Peter Pan. Woo! Girls talk too much. Yes. Girls talk to.

No, I love Paris Hilton, but yeah, she's fucking hot, too. She's a hot for sure. She's very hot. I want to. Okay, the court is closed. I would like to know what this. British woman. Who is she? Well, you've basically seen me everywhere. I don't know how you don't know.

What do you do for a profession? Everything. I act. I make up. I coffee. You're creative. Huh? You're creative? I'm a creative. Yes, you idiot. I don't go out. She's kind of a beach. Yeah, you know what though. But don't say that because honestly, nowadays we call ourselves empowered women.

That's right. I'm a girl. And I'm a fucking lesbian. Okay, I think I've done the calculations and I know who that is. I'm very grateful that we are all here having a dinner party together because I'm famished, but I won't be eating the food. Okay, that's, can my calculations say that's not how you get full? I don't think that's what I do either. Oh, trust me. I'll be getting full. You'll be first. Jared, when you're not in the public eye, never. What are you doing?

A crochet. You relax. is me. Next, stop looking at me. Who is this lesbian? What is this lesbian do when the public isn't seeing what when it's not for public consumption?

Yeah, you know, I'm just like practicing my music and like, honestly, my music is fucking sick. It fucking hits Steve. Fucking gas. Did you know that actually in the future we won't need music because the thing I made will have made music for everyone. Is the portal open? You know what? Very

cocky over here. It's very cocky. Is this Dracula? Of course. Okay. Jojo, Jojo? No. I don't know. Sam Oldman.

Or. I think Chris is Dracula. Are you Elon Musk? No, I'm Sam Olman. My interviews go viral because I'm fucking cool. Oh, he's Renee Rapp. Yes. Oh, my God.

Wow. Have you dated someone unemployed? Absolutely. Two of them. In a fucking pro. Get a goddamn job. You got to do something else other than me. Morgan's, I can't believe nobody has guessed what you are yet.

I don't know that many. creative English women off the top of my head. Just open it. Well, maybe if you had a little app called Netflix, you would know. Come on, you guys. Portal's open. Are you Millie Bobby, bro? Yes!

Oh! Eggplug. Hannibal? Yeah. Hannibal's crew. I ate his liver. Wait. Are we still?

Are you still someone? I'm done. You're done? Yeah. I haven't described my newest person. I haven't been asked any questions. What's a product you'd shamelessly pitch in a commercial, even if it was super weird? I don't really have an answer for that.

You're above it, like, too famous for it, or? Well, I don't promote makeup or anything like that. I feel like women should just be natural, just go out there. Wait, is Morgan's in one? Is that what do you think? No, should I pick a new person? Yeah. Oh, did Spencer see my card?

I'm out of cards. It's okay. Wait, ask Morgan. It's a really hard card. I'll be honest. Oh, no. I'm worried for Morgan. That's kind of her only thing she could do. You walk into a bedroom and the walls are covered in art of you.

Do you stay or leave or what? This is such a hard one. Why don't you both take it on? There's nothing else to do. Okay, I'll answer for... You should be the guy with the pitchfork. Oh, what? I don't think you have that correct.

Wait. Wait a minute. Is Morgan a piece of art and she doesn't know which one? what she is. Do the impression again and see if you can guess which piece of art it is. Oh, now I don't know. You're not the Mona Lisa then. Yes, because I am.

Man. Who did you think Mona Lisa was? She said, you're the guy with the pitchfork. I know the one you're thinking of. That's not the Mona Lisa. Same genre. Painting. And then, Vicky, wait.

Do you have any? Any ideas on who I am? You're older and you don't like makeup. No, I don't believe women need makeup. They should be proud of themselves and then jump on a bus and go be an activist. I just want to make movies. Starring in a movie that's in theaters right now? Right now.

Right? A comedy? Jimmy Lee Curtis? Yes. Well, let me check in with my producer, not Steve Hardley, on the scoreboard. Well, it was a good game, Steve, and we have a decisive winner. Our winner today with 11 points is sitting right next to me. It is Morgan, Adam.

And Morgan, you are in luck. You've won a direct trip to Hawaii with you and a best friend to the four seasons Maui. Mom, let's get on the plane now. Diving, beach, swimming, snorkeling, and a four-day, all-inclusive buffet. You know what, Steve, you can keep it. I'll just take a piece of cake. All right, you guys, I hope you enjoyed today's. edition of Celebrity Dinner Party, and if you liked this show, let us know, and it will be back

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Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back. Okay. Our first theory is one of the scariest things I've ever seen. And let me just say, we called it on the podcast three years ago. We talked about something like this happening. And everybody's laughing at us and saying, that's crazy. That's only something that would happen in the movies. Here we are. And it started in our whole. home state of Colorado. I said our, but I met you are. And yours. And yours. Um, here we go. And maybe Spencer's. Have you? I'm curious.

Maybe. Just maybe. That's right. Today we're going to be talking about zombie rabbits. Oh, I knew it. Wait, you guys haven't seen this living in Colorado. Mom sent this in our family group chat. Do you guys not read the group chat?

I can't even look at it. It's so sad. They have a bacterial disease. I'm so sad, huh? And they're trying to say that they can't transfer this to other animals that they bite. You guys brought this up briefly on the sip, and I've been spiraling about it since then. And they were like, oh, yeah, it's fine. Like, it's not, it can't spread to, like, humans, but then also humans don't touch them under any circumstance.

And I'm like, that feels like contradictory information. Yeah, they keep saying, like, don't worry, even if they bite your dogs, your dog's not going to get it. But it's like, what if the dog does? And then the dog gives it to the humans. and then the humans are overtaken by this because I think the first scenario of this that we were talking about years ago had to do with mushrooms, right? It was

ants and bugs being overtaken by a fungus and the fungus would make them get into their brains and make them do things, including kill themselves. I knew it was wonky. Now, this to me looks literally just like that and it was the plot of The Last of Us where all the mushrooms

and all the fungus got into the people and turned them into zombies and made them grow different growth. We've been on this planet for how many years, and this is the first time this has happened allegedly I'm not a scientist but now it's just like oh everybody it's normal look away there's something fucking insane going on right this looks alien to me there's

some that one on like the right where it's like oh there that one on the right looks like it's taken over its whole face literally looks like the last of us wow isn't it so don't you feel bad it looks like it hurts it's horrible or there's some with little horns and they look like little devils and so have they yet to come out

with any more information the last time I checked they just said oh it's just a bacterial infection is totally fine. It's just being spread amongst rabbits. That's it. Just a bacterial infection? First of all, it started in Colorado. We don't know how far this is going to spread. We have so many rabbits in our yard. I mean, literally like a hundred rabbits in our yard at all times. It's crazy. So I'm just saying, well, also, why did it start with rabbits? That's so specific and weird. Do you think they were born that way or did that overtake them? Supposedly it overtook them, right? Yeah. I don't know. Guys, to me, this is a warning. This is

something happening. I don't know what is going on, but we are heading towards something, right? Also, how is it not like the most talked about thing? Like, I had to find out about this from you guys. Why is this not on every news station? That's so scary. They don't want to panic and freak everyone out. But once this transfers from bunnies to a different animal and then from a different animal to different and then from humans, like, come on. Have you ever heard like someone say that hell is empty and the demons are upon us? Whoa. Could be a demon. That is dark. That's crazy. That's the scariest thing I've ever heard. I have to go.

Well, speaking of hell on earth, our next theory is about chilies. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, this is a painful thing for me. Go ahead, leaders in. I almost don't talk about it. Did Jared bring this to your attention? Fuck you, Jared.

I know. The house is split, okay? We have a lot of Chili's lovers in the house. If you're a Chili's lover, raise your hand. Oh, wait, who doesn't like Chili? I had Chili's last night. So raise your hand. Mom, I like it, but it's not my favorite.

I like it, though. Chilis, Chilis, Chilis. I guess the house is not beautiful. Well, this is going to be painful right now, guys. Let me look at their Instagram, see if they're following any of us, before we take them down. See, email someone and be like, I want to film alone. Can I rent out the chilies? Oh, my God.

Chili's follows me. Oh, ha. This is not a segment we'll be doing here. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, none of you. None of you. Oh, losers. Or are you?

None of you lose. Oh, my God. They're following Morgan. What? Wait, really? Yeah, they are. Oh, my gosh. Should we DM them?

Should we invite them to the birthday dinner? Oh, yeah. Now I know someone who knows Chili. I have a DM history with them. Oh, what is it? I messaged them on May 29th, 2021 and said, I love you more than anything. And they responded and said, we love you too. Because of face.

Aw. That's so sad that you said that. But you slid into Chili's DMs? What kind of a night was that? Yes, I also slid into Morgan Wallen's DMs, and I said, if we got married, we could both be named Morgan Wallen, and he never ersted. He's like, no. Okay, so Jared, unfortunately, we're about to ruin.

They don't follow me. So there we go. That's enough meaning for me to do what I got to do. Guys, you know when you go to Chili's or any other restaurant, for this matter. And they hand you delicious chips as awesome. I do. And they ask you for the tip, but they preempt. calculate the tip.

Jared. So I was at Chili's the other night thinking this is my favorite place on earth. They would never take advantage of me or any other innocent soul. And then I get to the part where I'm about to tip. And I'm a generous tipper. I don't actually want to be recommended. I want to tip on my own. I don't like the whole pick and option.

But when they gave me the options, something seemed a little fishy. And there's the video right here. Do the math. So as of right now... You can't do the math for me. I will do the math for you. Okay, so let's go to 20%. 22%.

I can't do the math this fast in my head. But they were overcharging at a minimum $2 for each tip of money. They were? No way. Yes. But they do it pre-discount and post-tax. So they're making you pay a tip on the tax, which I don't really know if you should do. I mean, the taxes go to the government.

I don't know if you tip on those. But also, like, the three for me, on average, There's discounts like $8. So they're adding $8 on top of your bill before they calculate the tip. And that's not cool. I don't think that's cool at all. Because they don't at any place in the menu tell you a discount that you're getting. They just do, this is an option for you to get the three from me.

And I did the research, and there's a lot of places that are doing this because the thing is, you know, you're eating at chilies. You got a three for me. They got a huge thing of chips and sauce, so you're bloated. You just want to get out of there. You just want to hurry up and press a button, say I'm paying. I would say 99% of people have never looked at the actual calculations No.

And there's quite a bit of restaurants that are doing this and I hate the fact that I caught Chili's but what I recommend you do is custom tip and do the math yourself. I'm so impressed. Wow. It's not just the tip machine

that has been caught cheating. Guys, there's a laundry list of Chili's conspiracies. We're not going to get into all of them because we don't want Morgan and Rylan to lose those follows. What a shame. But we have a few.

Okay. The drink. Okay, so Morgan brought this up earlier. They have very cheap drinks, $5.00 seasonal or like monthly drink. It's always a special. It's always beautiful and it's always delicious and it'll always get you drunk. I don't think so. Well, the theory is that their drinks are, and this is just a theory, are insanely watered down.

Like you think you're getting a real drink, but really, you're getting a very, very watered down drink and you'd probably need to get a few of them just to make you feel the same effects as one drink. So then I started thinking maybe that's a video. Well, well, some of us don't drink. I'm trying to turn a profit. I'll help you with this one. Okay, good. What I'm thinking is we get one of those like, like blower things.

We go to Chili's. We all have a drink. We blow. We see what the number is. We have two drinks. We blow. We see what the numbers. Okay.

Then we chill out for a few hours. We get sober. Then we go to a fancy restaurant with expensive drinks. This seems like a good night. One drink, blow. Two drinks. Blow. And see what the number difference is.

And see if Chili's really is giving us water down drinks. If you guys want us to do that, please give us a thumbs up. Leave us a comment. Let us know because I don't drink, but I will do it for the video. Yeah. If you would have asked me if I believe this two weeks ago, I would have said never. Now what I know about Chili's, I think they're watering down the drinks. Wow. I have no faith in Chili's anymore, guys.

You know what else Chili's has been caught doing, allegedly, supposedly? Shrinkflation. Now I know. Shrinkflation has hit everybody. Pretty much every product at the grocery store is in a smaller bag or has a smaller serving size or is a smaller amount. but the price is exactly the same, but you're getting less for your money, right? They would never do that at Chili's, right?

Right. Maybe they're health conscious. Rounds in the PR office, like, uh, we're not conscious. The chocolate molten chip thing, you know, definitely says that. Well, that's when you're labyrinching. Well, hold on. You're getting ahead of me because that's what I'm actually going to show you. Now, it's shrank.

This is crazy. So this is the chocolate lava cake, which people are saying has been hit by shrinkflation. Let me show you. Good, though, huh? This is what it looked like one year ago, okay? You see that?

It's pretty good. It's so good, my mouth watering. All right, now this is what it looked like six years ago. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. Fuck you, Chilis! Wow. That's insane.

That side-by-side is crazy. That's comical, like the difference. It takes up the whole plate, yeah. Ooh, it looks good. They're worried about us. Spencer found this video. Oh, someone, yeah, someone sent this in. We were just, we were looking in chili stuff and someone in the email was like, hey, I'm at

Chili's what the fuck. Who is it? Sophia. And she was like, we ordered a large chili or whatever this like soup thing is. And then, yeah, the Kesa thing. And then they ordered us the next size cup down. Oh. Okay, guys, so we're at Chili's and we paid extra to upgrade the bowl of chili. Oh, I know where this is going. It fits in the cup. Yeah, so they paid to upgrade. So kind of going to do it. Hold on. Let's do this. Grab that.

Here, I'll dump it here. All right. Let's see how much is going to fit. Oh. Caught. It's literally the same size. Caught. This is hard to watch.

This is hard to watch. This is brutal. I don't want to act like I'm just like, defend, defend, defend. But doesn't Starbucks do the same thing? It's like more ice, but if you get a grande, like a tall fits in a grande. Yeah, but you could at least say light ice like I do to make sure you maximize it. You can't say light bowl material.

But you could say, bowl to the top. Hey, give me chili. Give me some chili. Bowl to the top. They'd be like, what? Well, we're on to your Chili's. Should we do an investigation? Should we all climb in a van and go to Chili's?

Yes, right now. I can use some chilies. I still love the old time. That's what I like, too. Well, speaking of places that have delicious food, but they fuck you. This next theory... Is that a bit...

Hold on. This next theory is about Walmart. Guys. This one I can take down. Without problem. Oh, my gosh. King Crom. Hold on.

Wait. Hold on. Yes. Walmart has been causing some drama in multiple ways. They've been selling my fake merch, which we bought all of it. Not bad some of it. They have been having a lot of fucking recalls.

Literally every week I feel like I see on the news like, don't eat the Walmart broccoli. Don't eat the Walmart, whatever. This new one this week was don't eat the Walmart shrimp. It's radio active. I saw that. What? What does that even?

Literally, what does that mean? I feel like I'm in the Simpsons. I think they're trying to give you everyday great value, but that means they get for as cheap as possible from anywhere in the entire world. Oh, my God, we should see, we should have Ryle and eat it and then do, like, a light on him and see if he like it. Oh, my gosh. Good idea. Okay.

Well, now they're pissing off Crumble. Period. They have created a dupe supposedly called King Crumb. Honestly, the name's giving good. And supposedly, it's even better than Crumble, and we're going to let you guys decide. I got my eye on that confetti. Well, we do have Crumble's biggest fan boys in the house. Shane and I always watched the same girl taste test Crumbull.

every week on YouTube and I'm like how is she never burnt out of crumbles and Shane's like I wouldn't be either this packaging though this ain't bad and king crumb it's pretty good I mean one more may have done it again look I know I just am such a crumble stand but again this is prepackaged there's no way there's no way chocolate chip cookie does look better than crumbles chocolate chip cookie which happens to be trash that's we agree there thank it's 597 fur box wow okay so wait that's 250 per cookie About $3 a cookie. Okay, because crumbles is between $5 and $6 per cook.

Dang, that's what? They so clearly just gone viral on TikTok because, like, I was like, do you have King Crump? He's like right at the front and there's like a huge display of these cookies. You're trying to get them going. I'm going to see if it has the, you know, the crumble split. Let's see. Ready? Let me tell you.

It has the smell of a subway chocolate chip cookie, which is top. tear for me. I have to say, though, this one that I'm holding feels hard as a smell. It smells weird. It's hard as hard. It smells good. But it looks beautiful. It smells fantastic. Hard as a ride. Should we all take a bite? Mine's the nice balance between like it's not crunchy, but it's let's all take a bite. Cheers. Cheers. It's a little dry. Oh, I like it. For a pre-packaged cookie, it's fantastic. For the price for everything, fantastic. Yeah. But it's not as moist. It's a little moist. It's a little bit. It's a little bit. It's a It's not as soft.

No frosting. It doesn't compare to crumbull. I could kind of eat the whole thing, though. Thank you. Yep. No. I didn't try the double chocolate? No, but I would like to.

It is subway cookies. It's good. Yeah, you're right. That's soft. And if you're looking for a, like, that's a good cookie. The double chocolate soft guys. Double chocolate dog. Double chocolate.

Crumble isn't a different category. Is there any more of the white one? They're really good. Listen, if my kid is like, I want a crumble cookie, I'm giving them this. I'm pretending it's crumple and I'm reusing the pink box and it's going to be a cheap day. They have the same flavors again.

All right, well, thank you, Walmart for, oh, God, I can't believe we just ate that. Everything gets recalled from there. Oh, yeah, that's true. Thanks for scary notes. Next week it's going to be like the king crumb cookies were recalled. Yeah, honestly, these are good.

They are. They're pretty good. Okay, I do not want to say we manifested this because before I talked about this in the last episode, I said prayers up. We are not manifesting anything bad. I just had a weird feeling. And we brought up Cedar Point.

Guys, have you heard that at Cedar Point, the amazing amusement park that we actually do want to go to? I want to go on the ride still. They have the Sirens Curse, which we talked about last time. Kept breaking. Well, then another ride broke. And this one, guys, the anxiety this gave me.

Get ready. So, you know that ride at Natsbury? farm and six flags that I love where you sit in the thing and then it shoots you really really high up yes and then it's the one ride I hate and then it drops you really really far down and Rylan does not like going on it Vicki like hates it and you guys are like I'm never going to go on that because what if it breaks that's so scary and I'm like these rides never break my fear is getting stuck at the top and not coming down yeah well terrified of that ride oh no that might have happened the team of investigators back out at Cedar point today

They're trying to find out why a cable suddenly snapped in the middle of a ride. For joining us, I'm Nicole Brasanski. I'm Brian Duffy. Frightening stuff. Passengers left dangling in the air. First of all, Brittany, we're live. She has some new pictures and videos, really from what was a terrifying scene. They seem too excited about this.

The way news people talk is crazy. They ran from the ride that launches you hundreds of feet in the air. That's power tower. How power. That's gay. According to the theme park, a cable on the rides tower detached people were on it. The cable snapped. Yes.

You can see it laying there on the floor. You can see from this video, people stuck dozens of feet in the air. Dozens of feet. And Tony Clark said the safety system has designed and the ride vehicle eventually returned to the low. They issued a statement that says safety is a top priority and the ride will remain closed while we complete a thorough review and inspection of this ride. It's the same statement they get from Cyrus. Yeah. Yeah.

Once again, Cedar Point, we're coming. Don't worry. We're coming to hang out. I don't know how I feel comfortable. I don't want to get sued. Let's get their rides. I'm just saying, isn't that crazy that we just talked about? It's the first time I'm hearing about power tower having an issue.

tower having an issue here's what i will say now we have two scary potentially dangerous rides to ride at the park that's a video oh did you see i think we i even put it in there the ride we talked about breaking all the time broke again and the people had to climb down from like what oh there's a video the first one yeah oh my god look at this look how look at the hand oh oh my god you see the guy holding on for deer life like how high up they are like there are There are dozens of feet in the air. Oh, my God. Look at that one guy.

Oh, no, thank you. See, that's right where it's supposed to tip, and they had to climb all the way back. Okay. Dude, if there's a Chili's next to Cedar Point, you got a video. We got a serious. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. In their defense, the safety features worked. They didn't, you know, it snaps, and it stopped. No one was injured. Airbags went off. They did it.

Way to think positive, so you're going with this. I would call my junk the power tower. That's all you have to say? Yeah, no one died. Well, this is something that Riley brought up a little earlier in the show. That's terrifying, but also maybe could help people. I don't know. It's a lot.

Guys, we're about to have robot surrogates. That's right. This is a real thing that China is developing. They make it look like that. It's like a chicken incubator. So this was an email. We got so many emails about this. This one is from Helene.

She said, reportedly, China is working on designing a bot with an artificial womb, which will receive nutrients through a hose. It's in its abdomen that will soon be able to carry a fetus for approximately 10 months before giving birth. If all goes according to plan, the prototype will make its debut next year. So for those struggling to conceive, you can hire a humanoid to carry your baby for just, oh my gosh, wow. $13,000 US dollars? Isn't that more than a regular surrogate? No, surrogates are anywhere from $100,000 to $200,000.

That's really cheap. Wow. I have so many questions. Okay. Listen, it is so hard to conceive. Obviously, we've been through the whole journey and especially if you're a woman and you can't, you know, carry a bit. Like, I understand the positives of this.

But on the flip side, you have a robot carrying your child. That's scary. It's scary. involved and then when if the robot goes rogue and now does a robot feel like it's their mom and then is that and then 20 years down the road is a robot going to ask for custody of my child like there's just so many scary crazy elements to this but also how is a robot do I don't know I'm also just worried about like is the child actually going to be okay like are there going to be problems with the you know what I mean like here's what I will say because I think a lot of people do get confused about the whole surrogacy thing which like is understandable but how it actually works is the surrogate who's carrying the baby, they do not have any genetic attachment to the baby. They are helping to grow the baby,

which is a miracle and incredible. But it's actually an egg donor and sperm put together to make an embryo. And then that embryo is a baby, and that is put into a surrogate. So it's not like the baby is part robot or something. Yeah. Because the embryo is the baby,

and that's what's growing. But I don't, that, I don't know. But maybe 20 years in the future it'll be normal. I don't know. It's just the pictures are freaking me out. I wonder if they'd already Tried it with animals. Probably if they're already like growing pigs or something like that in the robot. I mean here's the thing if okay. I don't know I don't have you the guinea pig for it. No, and I have a weird feeling about it. But here's what I also will say if it wasn't in a woman robot I'd be a little less her so shapely. Yeah, they really get her a hefty bosom as they would say like if it was just in like a you little box refrigerator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was married to a man and she was walking around my house, I'd be pissed off.

There's no way. That's literally like a, what's her name? A Megan Fox movie. The robot's like, you can't get me pregnant again. It is crazy. How does it get birth? Oh, my God. You just, I think it's like an easy bake oven.

Like ding. I saw a video on it earlier. I saw a video on it earlier and after like the 10 month term or whatever, there's hydrolyx that will actually birth stuff. Yeah. Stop. Listen, I was bullied a lot as a kid. Sorry to me. Imagine being called a clinker because you were born from a robo.

Oh, no. Yeah, that's so it's clanker. Okay, 20 years in the future, if you're a clanker and you're watching this, we love. You're human. You're human. Wow, well, that got very dark. Let's lighten it up. Before we get to true crime, let's talk about some maybe true crime.

That's right. There is a reason Spencer is wearing a garter. Garth Brooks shirt. Not just because he's a super fan. Hey, I got friends in little places. That's the only song I know. But there is a theory that Garth Brooks is a serial killer? Okay, yes.

Allegedly. Very allegedly. It's a thing going around on TikTok right now. It was started by a comedian named Tom Segura. Let's start. It started with this video. This is Garth, this is a Garth Brooks interview when he's much younger. Oh.

So in the video, they ask him like, Would you like, would you like to do this? And he's like, I'd rather kill somebody. If somebody called you up and said, hey, we've got this charity thing going on. Would you ride a bowl? I'd rather kill somebody. That'd be fun. And he says it really seriously.

And I was like, okay, that was really weird. Cut to a few years later. His videos, so the reason I love Garth Brooks is he's so out of touch with reality. He's so, he's a great show on Amazon. I highly recommend you guys watch it. It's a reality show that will test your idea of what's real and what's. It's not real. And so the theory started with this video.

This is his Facebook intro video. And just tell me the vibes you're getting from this from this. Well, I guess it's official. We're now on Facebook. I really wasn't sure about this at the start. But then a friend of mine said something that just made all kinds of sense. She said, think of it more as a conversation. I like that.

But I'm already finding out on my own. So it's wiping the walls out between you and me. And I really like that. World's or I guess in my case Hotel room Did chat GPT write this? This is a real video I want to post cool stuff

slick stuff, neat stuff I'm going to post It's going to be raw stuff like this Does he have a wife to run this by Missy, your wood, yeah Oh gosh, yes So if this is truly a conversation Then I say let the conversation

begin He's doing a much better Hannibal Lecter impersonation than I did Right. Anyway, he has all these weird videos from, especially early Facebook when I don't think anyone was like, can you get any feedback on anything? He was just, like, give Garth a camera and just let him go. And so then, so then also on top of that, he has obviously, I'm not obviously, but he has this alter ego called Chris Gaines, which we have. Oh, yeah. And so this is he was like, he decided he really wanted to become, he didn't want to be a country star, just a country star.

He wanted to be a rock star. And so he released this album, this Chris Gaines album under this. Under a pseudonym, I don't think it did that well. And then he got really embarrassed by it later and has tried to scrub the internet of any trace. He's really tried to like eradicate it. But anyway, you know, people are connecting. It's like, he has an alter ego. He's a weird talker.

He said he wanted to kill people. And then they started tracing his tour dates. Stop. And finding there's everywhere he went. It was like missing person. Stop. Missing person. At the time that he toured there.

Yeah, right around then. But also he is touring like big cities. Oh my God. Do you think they're all buried in low places? What if that's his whole thing? I got friends in the world. It's real. I'm so,

ew, chills. Ew. Wait, so, has he responded to this? Yes. He has? So, unfortunately, so this comedian guy, he told all his fans, and they go to his, on his social media for forever. It was all the comments, where are the bodies, guards?

Show us the bodies. So much so that he has comments turned off on every piece. Wow. But yeah, so that's a theory. It's more of a silly theory. So keep an eye out for Garth Brooks. You know, he looks good on your shirt. Yeah.

Did you like the Garth? You know who else looked good on a shirt? Friends and Lubb. Yeah, amen. That's what Garth would say. But anyway, yeah. So I figure that's a good lead in from some potential two crime to some real true crime, maybe. TD Bank knows that running a small business is a journey.

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banking account manager yes vicky you have some true crime I hear I do have a story yes so this true crime story takes place in Phoenix Arizona And there are two ladies that go out for bike rides by the canal. The canals go all the way down the center of Phoenix.

And the first one's in 1992, and her name is Angela Brasso. So Angela goes out for a bike ride. Her boyfriend stays back and he's making her a birthday cake at home. But she doesn't show back up. So he reports her missing. And a couple days later, they find a torso in the canal. and had preserved it. So it was a few days later, but he had preserved it.

And left it out for other people to see it? Yes. Okay, so then 1993 rolls around, and there is another situation just like it. This young girl, her mom had gone out on a date. She's single. The mom was single. She went out on a date. This gal decides she's going for a bike ride down by the canals as well.

So the second lady is Melanie Bernard. And so Melanie goes missing as well. Her mom can't find her reports are missing. And the same thing, they really find her dismembered and decapitated again. So the same situation. And it ends up being a cold case because they couldn't solve it. They tried, they had 600 suspects as, you know, being suspicious, but they couldn't solve it. So it turns into a cold case.

Two decades later, a detective picks up the case. and decides to take it on. So then what happens next is that detective goes to a DNA conference. It's right when DNA is getting hot and they're finding new possibilities, how they can test the DNA. So it goes to a conference, and the lady at the conference tells him,

I'm just positive that we can get you a positive match on the DNA on that case. And he kind of like, okay, well, we can try it. Well, 12 days later, they find a match. No. Yeah, they really did. They found it a match, and she's sure it's a direct match. And she explains that the last name of this person is a Miller.

So they go back to that list of 600 people. They look it up, and lo and behold, there is a Brian Patrick Miller on there. And so they start looking into him, and they realize that when they decide this, he's 42 years old by this time. But in 2014, he would go to community events, parades, different things, with this car. he bought a police car and he decorated into a zombie mobile so it it basically had drips of blood on the side he put a full-sized mannequin in the back seat and she had blood on her face and then he dresses up in this whole big mask and you can't see his face so you don't know who he is but he's he's presenting himself as a local celebrity the zombie hunter oh my god and so he's driving his car around to different things and so they go to his job site and he's which is an Amazon warehouse, and they find him. So then they decide to kind of set him up. They go and they ask him.

We would like to offer you a job. If you could watch the building across the street and do surveillance while you're on your breaks and out here on your lunch, we'll pay you $40 an hour. Well, he seems really excited about the offer. So they set up this little meeting to interview him at Chili's. Every time you guys said Chili's. Oh, so he gets to work at Chili's.

Zombie Mobile, man. He didn't get to work at Chili's. He was just being interviewed at Chili's. It was a meeting. So they're at the interviewed at the Chili's. And really what they're trying to do is gather his DNA. They're hoping to get DNA like off of his drink or whatever. But he eats a hamburger and just swallows it down.

Doesn't touch any drinks. Serial killer like. Yeah. And they're like, wow, we're not going to get this DNA that we need. We're not going to do it. But then finally he takes a drink of water. And they take the cup. and they send it off, direct hit, direct match, and it's really him.

So, yeah, so they found him that way. And then he went to trial for six months and charged with the deaths and he got the death penalty and he goes to prison. But even after that, they talked to his ex-wife and she was only married to him for a few years. But she tells a story of he confessed to killing a 13-year-old. That came to his door. And she was just collecting money for a bookathon. But this is the wife story. So she said, yep, he confessed to this murder,

but I didn't want to tell anybody because I'm so afraid of him. Oh, my God. Doesn't that make her guilty, too? That's what I keep thinking. Well, I guess she's saying, like, if he would have found out, I told anyone he would have killed me. He would have killed her, yeah. They did some investigating, and they never did charge him with it because they couldn't find it.

He actually killed her, and he told his wife, and then I threw her in the trash. So she, you know. And so when he was found guilty and given the death penalty, did he give a why? Did he give more information? No, he still never, he still pleads innocent. And if you go onto YouTube, I remember the story from a few years ago, like I say, there's an interrogation video where he's just on those in the interrogation. And he just remains, chill as a cucumber, just.

just and you know but and we know for sure garth brooks wasn't touring in the area just saying spencer that's something to check into yeah i'll look into that i'll look into that i don't think he was famous yet but i'll look into it question so the whole time that he's stabbing random people in the back for fun he's branding himself as a zombie hunter well like a full costume mostly his crime was before he was doing that we're talking about two decades before they even caught on. But he wanted to be like a ghost face, like brand himself as a villain.

Yes. And no one caught on. Nope, because they just felt like they had like a zombie festival. And he showed up. You know, so it was appropriate at the zombie festival. But then he also posed in photos with policemen

at these festivals and community events, you know, because he was like a little celebrity all his own. He was like Spider-Man on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah. That's my story. Wow, well, that was a really sad story, but you did a really good job telling it. Thank you.

Well, speaking of other things Vicky has done well, she created a human. Yeah. He's not a robot, and that human is pretty cool. It's time for a recap. Woo! about to happen Ryland's recap On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast

We celebrate Leo season With two birthdays in the house Actually it's three birthdays Because I'm a fucking Leo two Gave to town Oh my god, Sally, when's your birthday? Oh, today Oh my God, happy birthday

And bring me a fucking Susie cake, losers Actually, uh, I do have a postmate here right now with our crumble Oh You thought that they couldn't get any better Crumbles arrives but not only crumbles, but our mini Sally from Sarah Who's head is also detachable

And I'm not Sadie, I'm fucking Pete Pete Hi Pete Nice to meet you Pete I'm a tourist Wait is Pete Sally's child Yes to see a conversation between them yeah what it sound like mom what i feel like

morgan i don't know really where my dad is and i think there might be another one of me okay i'm getting my voices confused no i hear the resemblance the family resemblance p sally icon i need to solidify his voice you know like i have sally's voice you like I like that voice. What does Pete think about King Crum? Oh, King Crum's fine, but don't try Walmart shrimp. Oh, speaking of King Crum, look what's coming. Oh.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. I think I need to go to clown school if I'm going to keep this bit up. You're good at it. You don't need school. You're good. Oh, my God. Are they all Dubai?

Is it beautiful? I got a lot of Dubai's, but oh my God. Oh, oh, Chili's. Oh, we will not slander Chili's, not in this house, not when they follow me and my sister, but Jared tries coming swinging hard at Chili's who's just trying to get their employees better tips. Jared, who's at Chili's right now,

what do you have to say for yourself? Once a huge fan of Chili's, I would eat here up to three times a week. After seeing the preposterous tipping scam. I did not. support them. And not only that, I got a chocolate-multed cake and it must be a third of the size it used to be. Well, they are concerned about Americans. Okay? We're getting worried about what's going on out there. Sally, I would agree with you. Chili's is looking out for our best interests.

Yeah, Jared. Okay. Gotta go. Bye, Sally. Oh, Morgan wasn't a lesbian. Morgan wasn't a lesbian as we found out in her YouTube video from 10 years ago. But we had to confirm today. But Vicki thought she was. But Vicki thought she was. And apparently so did I when she got really close to her friend Brooke. We were sleeping with no pillow in between us.

That's a little gay! We're still not positive if Spencer's related to Morgan and you. We're pretty positive he's not. Mom, what the hell? Well, I adopted you. Breaking news out of Colorado, rabbits with tentacles are running a monk. They say it's not contagious, but who can be? believe them, really. Live in our studio is, Spencer, what did you find out there in Fort Collins,

Colorado, Mountain Man? That's right, Rylan. Half of Fort Collins already has stuff growing out of their face, and I don't know what to do. Back to you. Oh, very interesting stuff developing on the news desk tonight. There's another hot story. What, breaking from the control room, there's another hot story. Jerryed. Jerry. Big Brother SDP edition. Oh, you guys might all remember Jerryed. He's actually at Cedar Point right now in front of Power Tower. Everyone's making a big old deal about it, but hey, shout out to you, Cedar Point, 10 years, one incident, dozens of feet up. I still love you and I'm going on it tomorrow.

Okay, you guys, that's all the time we have for tonight's broadcast. My executive producer has an important ad to run. If you want to shop your Shane Doston podcast merch, go to shanaddenbergs.com, there's also a Patreon where you can get exclusive. behind the scenes looks at this and other projects. Morgan has a Patreon. I have a Patreon. Jared and Sandy have a YouTube channel.

Spencer's a TikTok star. And Chris is also a YouTube slash Instagrammer. Can't forget my mom. Yeah. The newest blog is a star of all of us. And her blogs are great, Rayleigh. Oh, so good. I've been watching them all the time, Vicki.

Thanks. They had a good editor. can help me. Hey. Give me a speech, speech, speech, speech. That was my speech. All right. Check out everyone in the description section below and we'll see you right

here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Good night, everyone. Wow. That was a lot. That was good. This was a lot. Right? This episode was crazy.

That was really fun. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. We're going to go stuff our faces with crumble. And we'll see you guys. next time. Bye.