The Shane Dawson Podcast - Conspiracy Theories! TAYLOR SWIFT, CELEBRITY SCAMS and CULTS!

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

In todays episode Shane and the crew dive deep into a crazy Taylor Swift conspiracy that leaves them mind blown. They also play a wild game of STIR THE POT and have a big reveal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's aura.com slash control. We are going to do some of the craziest conspiracy theories I've ever done on this show. That means they're stupid. No, hold on. This first one's a brain buster. Oh my God. Okay, hey, welcome back to whatever the hell. This is Valentine's Edition, except for Valentine's Day is going to be over, like, tomorrow.

So, you know, whatever. The people that watch on Upload Day. Yay! Oh, my God, this is such a big show. I have so much planned. I have so many surprises. I have so many games. I have gifts.

It's a lot. And we're going to start with a bang. We have an official face reveal, what body reveal, everything reveal. Because our producer, Spencer, has a camera today. Bang, bang, bang. And what's your plan? Well, we're playing two different games today that Spencer is narrating and he's showing props and stuff. And I was like, are you okay being on camera?

And he was just like, yeah, you said people already found your Instagram. So you're already in. I had many messages of people asking, like, is this Spencer's account? And like, many, many, many messages, like who found him and we're like, he's so hot. Bang bang What is this bang bang? You said we're going to start off with the bang. I thought it was a new catchphrase.

He is single, right, Spencer? I am single. Ready to mingle? Yeah, I'm down to mingle. How fun would that be if you hosted a dating show, Shane? Okay, I don't want to exploit you to that point where I'm putting your personal life on blast like that. But I do think we should do a little dating right now with the audience.

Like, what should we do? We'd ask you a few questions about yourself so that people can get to know you. What are Spencer's gifts? Are you a cuck? No. No, but he did tell me about the cuck chair. Yeah, yeah. We filmed a video a year ago.

I'm sitting in it right now, right? Yes. We filmed a video at a motel like a year ago. That was, what's that your first video? It was the first thing I worked on with you, yeah. Yeah, and we walked in and there was a chair in the corner of the motel room, and you were just like, oh, that's a cup chair. And I was like, yes, it is. He also knew about pups and the pup community.

We talked about that earlier. Spencer is very well-versed. Well-versed in the PDSM world. I plan this out. So my theme for this episode was chocolate-dicked strawberries. Let me explain. It's very Valentine's Day. It's very classic.

We have over here, we have some chocolate and some strawberries. She's the only strawberry. No, Spencer. I'm sort of like an older strawberry. Yes, an age strawberry. We have Rylan over here. He's just the chocolate. Chris is on.

I don't know, but I love it. Like it's more. There is accents of red in there. Yeah, I don't think this is working for Valentine's Day, but I would just, like, wear this some normal day. I'm trying to come back down to Earth with all of our crazy clothes and costumes because I feel like we need to be a little more grounded this year for the podcast. You know what I mean?

Also, if you haven't noticed already, I just need to introduce our seventh co-host. Yes, our seventh co-hosts. My 64 Ants, that's major, dude. That's too much. I'm going to start boycotting cleaning that. That's a lot to clean. You don't have to hear them. You don't have to clean them.

You just wipe it down. It doesn't hold flavor. I haven't cleaned mine once. Says the man who doesn't wash his hands at the restrooms in public. But aren't Stanley's machine washable? They are machine washable. The website says they are. I know, and I don't know when this is going out if we've already posted it.

I know that I have exposed the Stanley Cup community. I've exposed. It's a fraud. It's drama. It's fake. It's all not real. But I am still a super fan and I do still love it. And I do have a couple surprises for some of our co-host.

What? I would say you're a collection. Chris? No. Sandy? Now, listen, there is a glitch in this plan, though, because I was so excited because we were all going to have Stanlies. Even Spencer?

It's not Stanley? Blur this out, blur this out. He usually has a Stanley line. I usually do, yeah. Now, Jared recently gave me some big news, and by recently, I mean, five minutes before the show. What's your big news? The Stanley is so good at keeping me hydrated that I can't contain my urine.

I have to pee like every 10 minutes when I'm using it. So I haven't been using it as much lately, I have to admit. So this kind of ripples the plan, because I thought we would all have Stanle's right now. You did not bring yours. It's too tempting to pee in it while I'm driving. Wait, does this mean this is a Stanley? Okay, sorry. You just said you never wash it?

Exactly. I know it's machine washable. I can pee in it if I want. Pea is sterile. It's sterile. Sterell and I like the taste. Is it? I don't know.

Okay. Chris and Sandy, open up your gift. Oh my goodness. I love this color. So a little birdie told me that mustard is your favorite color. Yes, I love this color. Thank you. And Chris, in the last show, you said that you like red and black.

And bitch, I've got a red and black one. And it's shiny and gay. I love it so much. This is so amazing. Thank you. It's beautiful. Look at it. That's like the Humvee of Stanley's right there.

I'm really excited. Thank you so much. I literally was going to get one because you got me so excited about them. And I'm like, they're very expensive. No, Daddy took care of you. Thank you. Okay, sorry. I feel like we really brushed over a lot of things.

Okay. We need to get some life updates. Dear and Sandy, what's going on? What's a tea? We're going to do. Disneyland. I got a Disneyland pass. Sandy's been at Disneyland.

So, yeah, so I'm part of it now. You have a pass now? I got a magical key, dude. No. Well, by now we're pretty much Disney vloggers by now. Right. Yeah, so that's been going on. You guys really do need to make, like, Disney vlogs.

Like, watch ordinary adventures. They are the blueprint, and they make these Disney. They're my favorite couple. They need to come on the show. Do they have Stanleys? I'll get in Disney, Sandleys. Every future guest is that by Stanley. I thought I'm going to go broke.

But no, so you guys go there, try Disney food, try Disney rides, give them ratings. I'm watching. We're definitely in doing it. Okay, on the Sandy Yaw YouTube channel? Yeah. Okay. Great. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, okay, Chris, give me your life update. You're so proud of it. I love it so much. Also, dishwasher safe, Ryland. Thank God. I'm going to start putting his in the dishwasher. Not the blink ones.

You'll ruin them. Life updates? I don't, all I do is work. I don't have life updates. Wait, I have a question. What? Because it's a Valentine's Day episode and last Valentine's Day, we did a kind of boyfriend reveal of your boyfriend.

I can't believe that was a year ago. Wow. So how's a relationship going? Are there any updates? What's the tea? The relationship's good. I mean, it's been really nice. And like there's things we're trying to figure out right now, mainly like living situation things. That's like a snag in the road. We can't decide where we want to be. He wants to be where he is and I can't leave here. Like all my clients are here. All my work is here. I can't like we live hours apart. and so we're having a hard time neither of us want to leave oh god this so what do i do i do you do you guys go to club chub no i haven't been able to go to work still i think that's how you reel him into this area you know take him to club chub let him select you know let him be the man you can't live

without have you guys thought about maybe trying like having him come out here for like a month or even like two weeks or something and then maybe you go over there for two weeks and kind of see how big boy in the city Do you just make that up? Oh, yeah. I love it. We drive back and forth a lot currently, but it's just exhausting. It's like, I don't know.

It's like my car, I think, is dying mentally. It's a lot. Like, it's a commute. Yeah. Wow, I didn't, I'm sorry. I did not know this is going to be so much. Drama. Yeah, I wasn't trying to start this.

I feel like you are at a crossroads. Yeah, I mean, it's like, in almost every other way, the relationship's incredible. But it's like there's this big thing that I don't know what to do about. Oh, no. Yeah. Hope it works. It would be very hard to uproot somebody's life. You or him, because then if the other person doesn't just fall into a flow

wherever they come, then the resentments on the other person. And the relationship's going to end. I think what you could do, okay, go to Club Chub without him. Show him what's missing. And like just Instagram story there all night with bottle service and all that. Yeah, because that's what you do in a healthy relationship. Show him what he's missing. Yeah.

And then just be like, be like, this is what LA has for me. Guess I'll stay here. That's like me being mad at you and going to, like, I don't know, a gay club. Someone from Club Chub did say that if I message them that when I come out, I'm going to get the VIP experience and get lap dances from everyone. They did offer that. I have a safety question. Yeah.

Shake. This is not meant to be offensive. I would be nervous to give Ryland a lap dance. I feel like I would swallow him. You're those, so they multiple, okay. Also like where they get in the chair. Yeah, like, if he just drops it down on you. You guys are fucked.

They just have like some adventures. It's industrial. Oh, my. Wow. Okay. Well, anyways, um, happy Valentine's Day. Me and Ryle and our life updates. What are you going to do for me?

What are you talking about? For Valentine's Day. Well, you said that you don't want presents because I already give you too many presents. I know. Well, are you going to take me on a date? I don't want to go anywhere because it's going to be really busy and I don't want us to get sick and then bring The babies. Okay.

So we're just going to be telling you didn't happen. We're just going to sit here. Yeah. All right. Spencer. Yes. Okay, sorry. I feel like we brushed over your entrance and everything.

We only asked you one question and I don't even remember what it was. It was if I was a cuck or not. Is it's an appropriate question to ask an employee, right? Let's do like a speed round. Okay. Where are you from? I'm from New Hampshire, Vermont border. How old are you?

I'm 25. Wow. You're so young. It might. This is, like, annoying, but I watched the West Anderson movie Life Aquatic a ton. Let me tell you about my boat. Growing up, because it was like, I don't know if you guys had it growing up where you had like five movies. I mean, I'm younger than you guys. But like, we had like five movies.

We had each moving pictures that they would project on the floor. I just would draw and post it no time. You know? That's what I did. Well, we had like five movies downloaded on my dad's iTunes. And it was like, these are the movies we watch. Wow. And so it was like Ratatooey

Slumdog Millionaire Life Aquatic It was just like Whatever my dad had downloaded And so I feel like I've watched The movie so many times I love it I'm gonna need to meet your dad

I'm gonna need to understand that I think for us it was Rookie of the Year And Angels in the Outfield I watched Angels in the Outfield Every single night They could do it That's how I fell asleep

It could happen Wow It was like home comfort And what year were you born I was born in 98 Wow Whoa, I was eight. That's painful.

I was 10. I know. I was 13. Okay, we get it. You guys are old. Okay, next question. What's your social security number? Okay, and last and final question for Spencer.

What have you prepared for us today? Well, actually, that's funny you should say. We have a fun little Valentine's-ish game called Stir the Pot. This is the pot. Yeah, so this is a game Stir the Pot. It's essentially there's a bunch of these little cards. I mean, we're just playing a board game with a pot. Yeah, this is not sponsored.

This is the game. I don't know. I found on Amazon. Here, I'll bring this one as an example. So it's essentially a question about the group, and so we can try it a few different ways. But basically, we're going to have to decide who this card best matches. So this one is, who is most likely to cry during an argument to get their way?

Chris, Chris. Get their way. Whoa. That's why it's called Stir the Pot, by the way. This is going to cause some drama. I'm ready. Is the loser going to have to do anything? No.

No. We're all winners then, really. You know what? For Valentine's Day? I love that. We're all winners. All right, full more stir the pot. I'm all right.

If you had to eat one person's ass, who would it be? No. Whoa. Well, it better be mine. So obvious. One. Two, three. Sandy.

Yeah. Why did I? Is that? Spell it wrong. Yeah. You can eat your own ass? I'll figure it out. I put Shane because I mean, it would be weird.

Why did I spell it this way? I can't be eating Sandy's ass. Really? I feel like Sandy's ass tastes like sweet. Oh, for sure. Why I'm strawberries. A hundred percent. All right.

Who do you think has had sex most recently? Are we allowed to say Spencer? No. Are we? Three, two, one. Chris. Really? It's been recent.

What the hell does yours even say? Shane and I? Oh. We do it a lot, but I would say Chris is more, I can just see Chris. Well, when was it? Well, it's settle the debate. I mean, it was two days ago. Which is a long time for me.

Oh, we did it. Last night. So you won. All right, you guys ready for another one? Yes. Stir that pot. Let him cook. Let him cook.

This is an interesting one. I don't know. Who would be the most profitable stripper? Oh, for sure. This one is super easy. Okay. In what city? One, two, three. Me. I just feel like I can do pretty good. Everybody thinks Ryan.

Okay, whatever. Such a high compliment, you guys. Thank you. I feel like, and no offense to the community, because I'm a part of it. But I feel like a grower stripper, I'm not sure. Well, it's not full nude. Or is there another reveal? Oh, you can just go in hard. Oh, yeah, it's going to be hard.

Can you imagine a fully arrested? That's a lot. You stay hard. A lot. That's a lot. Probably. You know. I try to get half-masked.

I think you stay hard, too. You don't have to get hard. Okay. Happy D-Day. Who would hook up with someone more than 10 years older than they are? Let's assume we're all single. Why not? One, two, three.

Chris. Penser. Chris. Chris. Oh. All you 35-year-olds out there. Oh, my God. The fact that that's older is so sad to me.

Yeah, when I said it, I thought, bang, bang. Bang, bang. No, I see Spencer being with like, I mean, not for long term, but I can see, you know, like a 45-year-old, like, you know. 20 years older, huh? Yeah, I can see that. That's a good question. How old are you willing to go, Spencer? Like, what's the oldest woman you would date?

Just for a night. Two? What's the age you prefer in? I wouldn't mind dating someone older. I wouldn't want to date someone like 20 years old. Actually, any milfs out there? Hit me up. Okay.

Cool you. Told you. Yeah, I don't think I'd date them, but I think I would like... Have sex with them? Hang out with them? Yeah. I would hang out with them too. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online?

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Oh And then we'll put why How about we'll put why as well Am I right in why? We can just explain why I'm committed dear I'm done All right let's do it

All ready three two one Sandy Shane me too I put Sandy So I can hang out with myself I want to see what I'm like on the other side. Like, nice one as I think I am.

What a selfish answer. What I'm gonna, bang, bang, bang. I put Sandy for obvious reasons. I just wanna, you know, know what it's like. Not, you know what you have? Oh, no, no. Okay, all right. No, did not mean that?

Did not mean that? I just meant she's the only other person here with the vagina and I don't know, I just wanna know what it's like, but that's not what I meant. Whoa. Oh no. I said Spencer because it would be nice to like be a 25 year old straight man.

like in L.A. I live the dream every day. I just think like to be single and 25. What the fuck? What are you talking about? No, I just, I've never been straight. I've never been straight. Like, L.A. is like a playground. So like a night out would be like a fun thing to experience, you know?

Interesting. Okay. Like, I just want to see what it'd be like if I was into that. Who did you say? Chris. Why? Because, you know, you're always saying. and you're working everywhere and it would be kind of cool just because like videography

and photography, like I enjoy that. So I'd be into wanting to see how that is. That's so nice. Oh my God. Okay. Chris? Why did you say me? I said you because this is going to say this is like an annoying answer, but I genuinely think you're

like a creative genius and I'd love to be in your mind for a day. I want you in me for a day. So that I can feel better about myself because then when you come out of me you say wow that was great and i'll be like really yeah i don't know just like i don't know i love the stuff you put into the world and like how you even think of it i don't know it'd be cool to like yeah well thank you

well don't i sound like a dick yes you do fair enough yeah okay should we do one more yeah see if the group were trapped in this room who do you think the group would choose to eat first. We can do a tip one. No, I like it. Okay. You're going to eat your husband? Nope.

There's not enough meat. Ready, three, two, one. Shane, myself. Spencer. Wow, Jared, Sandy, going to eat meat. I don't know. No, you put Shane. I think Shane.

Oh, sorry. I want to taste that water talk. I was too insecure to anyone else. You're going to eat me? Well, I couldn't put somebody out. Are you kidding me? That's the game. I would never eat you.

I put me because when we played mafia, everyone killed me. So I just assume you're all going to murder me. Enough meat on those bones, baby. What are you talking about? And then, wait, you said Spencer. Yeah, I put Spencer. Well, I feel like, you know, he was, yeah, young meat. It's like veal.

Tender. I like mine, my meat tender. At Ohio. Nice in Tenda, Tenda meat. Well, that was the game. That was fun. It was fun. Well, there you guys go.

If you want us to play Stir the Pot again, let us know. And maybe give us some questions in the comments of your pot-stirring questions. And maybe we'll pick from your comments. See what I did there? I love lettuce cook. Hey, happy Valentine's Day. I hope you're having a good one or a really depressing one. And you're all alone and you're sitting there eating your chalman and you're like,

damn, is this as good as it gets? And let me tell you something. That sounds pretty good. No, no. I love being in love. But sitting alone on a couch at 3 a.m. While the chal mane rots in my guts. Those were the days.

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All right, let's jump into some viewer. Vagina. Vigina. Viewers are great. I need another. This is from Siona, and her email started with Grower merch got me pregnant. Nice. What?

Okay, so she said, My boyfriend got me grower merch for Christmas, as any good boyfriend should. Some grower puns were exchanged, and then we ended up getting a little freaky-diki-diki. Fast forward a few weeks later, and I found out I'm pregnant. The date of conception would have been Christmas Day,

which is when I got my hoodie, which is so funny to me. And then she said, Grower now has a different meaning because I'm growing a little bun in my oven. Aww. That's cute. Okay, wait and wait and turn it in from something gross to something cute.

And then here is her in her grower merch, and I guess she's pregnant in the grower merch. Wow. And that's her saying little and then big. She's talking about her baby. Congratulations. And I'm glad I'm not the only one that loves gifts. Do gifts make you horny?

Is that what you're saying? It's really weird. Certain gifts make him hard. And also, last time I brought this up on the show, you got mad at me afterward. You said, why did you say that was so embarrassing? And now you brought it up. I don't know. I'm a woman.

I can change my mind. That's right. All right, you win. This one is from Julia. She said she wanted to show us some photos of her bringing in the New Year with her boyfriend in Grower Merge. P.S. He's not ashamed to wear it in public. As you shouldn't be.

It's real man. And then she said she graduated college and she was wearing my lip claws. Wow. This is so cute. It's a great scent to have. It really is. Congratulations. Wow.

Good job for being smart. Congrats. I love to see our, the potty is graduating college. Me too. It's great. Okay. Okay. This is from Chelsea.

She said, we, this is crazy. Chelsea and Cody, they just bought their first home in Arkansas, and they were not planning this, but they both showed up in our merch. And this is them closing on a house together wearing a merch. Oh. Congratulations. That is so cute that they're both in the merch. Is that crazy?

But the big life moments, we're talking about conception. We're talking about graduating college. How am I getting a house? I can't imagine that guy not being a good time. You know what I mean? He looks fucking rad. Oh, 100%. Kind of looks like me.

You know? I like it. Oh, this was really fun. So this is from Willow. She said, I just watched an old white woman pull up to Starbucks with cuck on her bends. That is bold. Do you think she chose that?

I wonder if she thinks it says cuckoo. Oh. It's cuck-oh. Oh, no. But it is like you're saying, I'm cuck number one. Yeah. And also, is the woman who's getting fucked in front of her husband? She's not the cuck.

What is she? Remember, we found out she's a cuck queen. Cuck queen? Coo-queen? I guess that doesn't fit on the license plate, though. And then we have one from Jacqueline. And she said that she's been watching for 10 years. Oh, my God.

Thank you. And she got this little cup for Christmas from her sister. And the cup is perfect to hold her vodka in. Bang, bang, bang, girl. Line it up. Yeah. Oh, my God. I love her.

So thank you guys so much. If you want to send us emails or pictures or anything like that, go to Shane Dawson Podcast stuff at gmail.com. Or if you're an older woman with a lot of money and you want to talk, Spencer, hit it's up. Okay. Is that harassment? I just did my point.

No, it's harassment what Dale will do to me. True, very true. Dang. Okay, should we get to some viewer voicemails? Oh, yeah. Okay, and I want to try

to, like, not go too gross today. It's Valentine's Day. I feel like we need to do something a little more sweet. What does that mean? They're going to be worse than ever? No. Uh, here we go.

Hey, Shane. I've been watching you since 2008 and I just love you so much. I spent a voicemail already and I said my name in it, So I would like to stay anonymous. But anyway, my husband and I, when we are having sex, if he hears air go into my vagina, he will suck it out instead of me, like, queffing.

And I just wanted to share this to see if this is something that the viewers also relate to. And if you guys have ever heard of this. Okay, thanks. Love you guys. I have a question. I have so many. Do you, so when air gets popped in, do you get, like, gas in your vagina that you have to, like, squeeze out? Yeah, so it's so it can be quite painful, too, but she's.

Good job. Yeah, so he's really doing the Lord's work by helping her out, you know, but, okay, how does it feel? Sorry, keep going. Yeah, it's similar to, like, gas, but it's kind of weird that she's sitting here. Can you fart out your vagina? Like, can you put, do you have access to those musk? Well, it's like a queen. I know, but do you have muscles?

like are you can you can you like a whoopee cushion is can you push like you push out I think it's like the pressure of like his penis and the vagina no I know but then the penis is out yeah still leftover bubble gas in there can you like I think it just comes out okay I think he also just has like a massive dick because in order to get like that much air in there you have to have like a giant dick how big do you think vagina is I have no idea I'm thinking about bottom I see what you're saying I see what you're saying wow well thank you so much for that and good for you and him yeah yeah either way they're getting it in he's brave bang bang okay um all right let's do another one this one like

not dirty not dirty hi guys it's Daph me unfortunately not some school we do but I just had a question because I feel really alone in this um one time I parallel parked a butt plug in my ass essentially me and my boyfriend at the time were doing the do I felt a cop we kept going

then we looked for it after the words and couldn't find it and then I had to bird it out and it was a whole thing and I just wanted to know if anyone else

was gone through that because what the fuck love you guys I have more questions that I got more confused than more she talked me too she parallel parked

a butt plug. So she put a butt plug sideways into her butt It disappeared? I think she must have put it in the right way and then he was fucking her on top of it and it shifted. Oh, so he was parallel

penising her. So then how did it what did she say she did to get it out? She said burped it. Burped? What does that mean? I think she said burped it, right? Yeah, this is.

Like maybe she just pooped? I thought she said burp. Like, alone of this, Daphne. Maybe you use those muscles. So she can take a dildo and a dick. I know. Good for you, girl. Incredible.

Switch bodies of Daphne for a day. I mean, change our answers. Literally the definition of bang, bang. I heard a pop, though, she said. That's scary. Are you okay? I don't know. I hope so. Also, shout out Daphne for giving your name,

because I feel like that was worse than the queef farter sucker. I'm just glad She's okay. Me too. Prayers up for daffy. My vagina hurts. Okay. Our last one, this is real.

I promise. This is not a bit. This is a real voicemail. And this, I already- That makes it seem fake. No, this one I feel like is sad. It made me feel sad. Here we go.

Hey, I just want some advice. I'm a freshman in college now, and I've been feeling pretty left out. I haven't been getting invited to parties. And I was just wondering if you guys had any advice on how I could uplift myself, I guess. I don't really know how to describe it, I guess. Also, I just want to say I've been watching you, Shay, and Ryland, both of you, since I was in middle school, and I'm now a freshman in college.

Thank you. I love all of you on the podcast. Well, we love you so much. And I want to make a joke, but that was so sweet. I'm not going to. I was going to say, have you ever tried parallel parking? No, this really hit me because I feel it. Like, I, when I was in high school, I don't think I ever got invited to a party.

I've never been to a club. and I'm 35. I've never been out. I've never had fun. Shane. No. He has fun. No, but we have fun.

No, but I do get it. Like, that is hard to not get invited to things and feel like a loser and feel left out. And then you see the movies and you're like, wow, is that what a party's like? I've never been to one. And then you try to make a movie about teenagers and then everybody makes fun of you because they're like, is that what he thinks parties are about? Maybe this is too specifically about me. You guys answer? I think you just got to keep putting yourself out there.

and you will eventually find the right click for you. And that might not be like the quintessential party in college, but you will find your place and where you feel fulfilled. I would say in life, the only way to grow is to go through minor uncomfort. Sometimes it's major uncomfortable. But if you're not getting invited and you want to go to a party, invite yourself and just go. I would just go to a party.

Because if it's in college, I would. Yeah, why not? What are they going to do? Hey, who invited you? I think it's a couple of shots and put yourself out there. I've never gone to a party when I was in high school or whatever, and people are like, who invited you? It's usually just you go and do the party, you have fun,

and give people the opportunity to experience you and have a great time with you, and then I'm sure they'll be inviting you to every party if that's what you want. Oh, my God, good advice. And if you, you know what? Would you even make that easier is if you do have, like, one other bestie, the two of you could take a few shots and go together. Yeah.

But if you don't, who cares, because you're going to make hundreds of besties, I guarantee you, you'll be throwing parties. Yeah. And also, I'm not, oh, sorry. No, it was okay. I was just going to say, I think that's all really good advice, but I also just wanted to add that, like, very similarly, I was always very shy and didn't have, like, a lot of friends growing up, never went to parties. But, like, as I got older and eventually did go to parties, I've, it wasn't that fun. Like, I don't know. I just wanted to say, like, you're probably not missing out on much because I always thought I was missing out on a lot of things. And then when I finally, like, became an adult and, like, went to clubs and did these things. I'm like, oh, a lot of it's not really for me, actually. And I don't know why, like, in movies they make it seem so cool and it's just not for everyone so like you actually might not even be missing out on anything you really just give yourself the opportunity to embarrass yourself in front of more people you know because i went to parties and it's just more people to watch me either like throw up

or do something stupid you know yeah when you do have fun that is when like monday morning you're walking in and you're like who do i have to apologize too and i feel like i always would go to parties and pretty much is hang out with the person i went with you know what i mean it's i could have done that anywhere so i will enjoy yourself I'm not trying to start a cold, but I will say, if you're in college and I don't know if they're, what is there like message boards or a cork board, but like, look at this boomer. I'm just saying, if you're in college and you want to start a club for people who like our podcast, like the Growers Association or the Farmers, like a fraternity farmer moment, like a little

thing and you guys get together and watch the pod and your grower farmer merch, send us a picture. That would be incredible. That would be so fun. If there were, like, clubs of people that liked our podcast, can we just, like, show up one day? Are we doing that for this potty-ins member? Are we going to go to her college and throw her a prize her? That was a surprise party?

Um, yes. We'll find you. I don't know, but we'll find you. We'll find you. Don't worry. We'll find you. Don't worry. You won't be alone.

You're never alone. Um, okay. Now, I was going to do a round of sibling or dating, but we have another game I want to get to. So we're only going to do one. And I felt like this was a really iconic one, especially for Valentine's Day. So here is this sibling or dating submission. Well, they're obviously the rock. They are definitely the rock.

She looks like Jenna Ortega. Doesn't she? I think they're siblings. That's like they're siblings at Christmas. I agree. I don't know. I mean, there is something funny about a couple being like, we're going to be the rock. Like, that's kind of funny.

I don't know. It'd be a really funny couple if it was. It would be kind of cute to say you're my rock. Aw. They don't look that similar, though. I'm going to say couple. I'm getting energy. I'm getting the way he's standing, like, kind of pushing his pelvis out.

Do you know what I'm saying? You're calling him gay. I think he's gay and in the closet. So siblings. No, no, I don't think he's gay. But if he is, there's nothing wrong with it. Unless we're dating. Then back.

I think there's step siblings. Step siblings. Okay. The answer is dating. Yes. Wow. I do it. I hope they get married.

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Now, there's nothing I love more than leaving the house and going to a concert. I know what you're thinking, Shane, you're a liar. Why am I even on a date with you? I'm getting up and leaving. No, I'm not lying. This is the new me. Now, I haven't been to a concert yet, but my resolution this year was to leave the house more and do more things. And I have some concerts that I actually want to go to.

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I'm going to that Melanie concert, bitch. I got that fucking alien head ready to go. Oh my God. That's a good idea. That would help with my social anxiety. Being covered in prosthetics, looking like a fucking fat alien. Maybe that wouldn't help. Whatever, I'll figure it out.

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I've wanted to play this for a while on the podcast, but I've been too afraid to go back into this story. Because last time I went, I told everybody on your blog that it smelled like fish. And I don't know if they hate me. Wait, what? So we're going to be playing the Airwan game. Okay. Do you guys know what Airwan is? Yes.

The most expensive grocery store that's only located in Los Angeles. It's extremely... Really? I'm pretty sure they're only in L.A. And isn't that crazy because so many people make Airwam their personality online? Yeah. Wow. It like is who they are.

Like people that shop there, it's their identity. It's a lot. Airwan, if you don't know, is a very expensive, uh, grocery store where everything is very expensive don't give it away sorry oh shit everything's very expensive Kylie Jenner the Kardashians uh Olivia Rodriguez had a smoothie there every celebrity's had a smoothie every Haley Bieber everybody has a Air Wong collab like it's very very overly priced and crazy it gives the same energy as shopping at like luxury retail stores a lot of the time they kind of make you feel like shit about yourself and that's the environment you know

And I will say, well, I won't give it away, because one of their items is so expensive, it's insane. So Spencer, do you want to break down the game and how it works? Yeah, so we're going to get the whiteboards back, everybody. So essentially, I'm going to pull something out of this magical Airwan bag. We have a bunch of products. So we're going to play prices, right rules, guessing the price of an item. So if you go over, you're fucked.

You're fucked. Bang, bang, you're over. And so we're going to see, I'll keep score over here. So I want to go over. Which, why don't we start out with the Haley Bieber? Oh, sweetie. Ooh, beautiful, beautiful. I've had it before.

Can you lower it a little bit, please, just for me? Yes, yes. It is gorge. Ooh, gorge. I believe it's called, like, the skin, something to do with your skin? Yeah. Everyone write down, what do you think? So we're not putting what it should be.

We're both what it is. What you believe it is. Oh, my God, you're so good at that. What it should be? Are we ready? Everyone ready? Yes. And reveal.

We have 10, 1879, 22. 22's after tip and tax, Shane. Wow. So Shane, the real price is 2175. What? Wow. Do I win the smoothie? No, because he went over.

Is that win tax or list price? That's listed price. That's stupid. 2175 for... That's small. And this is how big it is. Who won? I think Jared.

Yeah, Jared won 1879. That is a joke how expensive and small. That's crazy. You just ready to do another one? Yes. All right. So this is, there's the price on it. We'll cover that up.

This is the sushi sandwich. What? Which is, looks like. That is interesting. The bread is rice. It's about like that big. It's about five inches again. I'm curious to know your total bill after all of them.

this. Oh yeah. We should guess that. It's going to be high. It's high. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. All right. Everyone ready? Yep. Yes. All right. Okay. Three, two, one, reveal. We have $20. Wow. Sandy and $19. 28. Oh, $18. We're in sync. I'll tell you the winner is Shane because it is $20.99. No. Hey. You're that sandwich? Wait, so that's less expensive than the, than the Yeah, wait! That's crazy! That's true.

Good point. Wow. So, Shane, you win the sandwich. How are you so good at this? All right, so our next item is going to be two-thirds of a jar of trail mix. Stop it.

Is that how much is really in it, or did you guys have some? No, this is unopened. It looks like bird food. Organic sprouted almond, organic chocolate, organic sprouted pistachio. I do want that. Goji Berry. That sounds expensive.

It is expensive. I'm so bad at this. All right, everyone have an answer? Okay. Yes. All right. Three, two, one, up, and flip. 21.

Well, we have 2020, 21. We have two winners with Shane and Sandy. Oh, my God. This is $21. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Now, you guys ready?

Okay. We're going to go with a classic item. You get pretty much any great. grocery store. This is just a little cup of fruit. Oh. Just some strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blueberries, blackberries. Okay, I turned my ES,

my telepilopathy, EFPM. I'm a psychic now, is what I'm getting at, and I know exactly how much this is. Same. Do you guys got an answer? Yep. Okay. All right, three, two, one, flip. 13. We have $30? $30? $30?

That's my guess. Look at us, dude. I hope you win. Chris went. over. Sandy just went over because these are 1750. What? That is wild. I can't wait to eat some of that 1750 fruit. See if it tastes any different. Yeah.

That's crazy. That doesn't seem crazy to me. We're going to go with a more air one item. We're going to go with Neptune blue sea moss gel. Huh? Super boner juice. What is that? What is that?

This full spectrum Irish sea moss is handcrafted in small batches to ensure the highest quality. Does that say what it is? It's actually really good. I think you ingested it has a ton of minerals. You put it in your body? Yeah. Sandy's taking it home.

I thought it was like, it's going on eBay. This is just making me want to go to Airwound. Is this a natural color? No way. I want to say yes. I assume this is like a hair wash. Yeah.

You eat this? Yeah. Everyone got their answer? Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, Jerry. $25.

$43. $43. 99 cents. So wrong. $33.99? Okay. Well, Jared, you're over, but not by much. Sandy, we have a winner. Because this is a $40. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. How much money did I spend an Aeroon today? Take it back. Take it back. Oh, my God. No, he already took the plastic off. Do you eat it or do you drink it? Well, Sandy won it and she wanted. Okay. I think her birthday's coming up. Do you eat it? Do you eat it? Yeah, so you put one to three tablespoons of just. Like on toast? If you want to, or yeah, on your favorite recipes or by itself.

And it's good for you? It's really good for you. It is. I think if I shopped an arrow on my bank would call me. Like, I think someone else is using her car. You know, I think we have fraud going on here. That smells like the sea. All right.

So next we have water. A beautiful jug of water. That's beautiful. That is beautiful. That is beautiful. This is Afora drinking water. That isn't affordable. This is water for wellness.

A nanopure, restructured, hyper-oxygenated water. Fuck you. I like how they have to fucking tell people, this is water for wellness. Like other water technologies. We use our patented process to infuse nanopure water with molecular stabilized oxygen.

All in here is chiching, to-chee, ch-chee. I don't know what that means. The amount I would ruin it with my water talk. So instantly. Three, two, one. Reveal. We have 15.

11, 29, 20... I actually think it's $23.59, but I wrote quick. No, Shane is the winner here. This is $26. What? I need to try it. So you can fill up that Stanley? I just keep putting it up. $26?

For what reason? How many normal bottles of water is last? I love this bottle, though. Do you think this is all that's in Chloe Kardashian's house? Water for wellness, the dumbest thing I've ever heard of my life. That's like what she gives to her guests. Strong aromatics, strong aromatics. What? Yeah, right.

Well, he doesn't like water. I hate water. You're only 75% water. Let's see here. I hate that. All right, you guys want to speed through the last of these? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Next up we have a classic grocery item. Is that raw milk? This is just a gallon of raw milk. What? What's the difference between raw milk? Because raw milk, yes, and it's really good for you. That's safe to drink? I don't, I haven't had milk.

No. Like, actual just milk for probably to, what? 12 years, so I don't even know what a regular gallon. So they say that this is really good for you because it's not processed. It's not pasteurized? Yeah. So for a bonus for this one, I'm going to have you guys also write down what you think the average price of a gallon of milk is in America. Are you guys ready?

Yes. $6 for a gallon of milk? I don't drink milk. Go ahead, Spencer. Let them know I'm exactly right. Oh, I only put the top. For a gallon of milk? You guys are saying it's more than $2.99.

Sandy is cleaning up because this is this is. A $20. What? $20. Wow. You guys were all over on the average price of milk. I think that's also like L.A. prices. Oh, no.

Actually, Riland, what did you put for a? $2.99. I only put one number because I wasn't listening. He's a milk hater. He's not supposed to drink regular. Rialin, you're on the board. Average is $4.33. No.

But I think in L.A. it's probably. That's too high. How much is, was that it? Unless you need a bag. We have a bonus one, but that's it. That's pretty much it, yeah. Okay. How much did I spend?

Spend air one today? Well, should we wait for the bonus and then I'll guess the grand toll? The bonus is just their most popular item. It's the one that all the like, it's the Buffalo cauliflower. Oh, I see that. Yeah, this is like the trendy, the real one.

I try this because Morgan suggested we try it. It doesn't look great now, but. We did go there for lunch one day. Oh. I want that right now. It's really good. What do you guys think?

For one serve? I don't know. I felt like the plate when we went from the hot bar was reasonable. How about the winner gets to eat it? Oh, God. Okay. Oh, and I'm so wrong with these numbers, but I really want.

And all the losers have to drink milk. Raw milk. All right, everyone ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, flip. I think, no, it's 1175. What? It went over.

He went over. No call for you. Dang, real quick. He went over. Wait, so who won? Currently, I have it as a tie between Shane and Sandy, so we're going to do a a quick. We have one extra item. Quick bonus ready. I was thinking how much the whole

play was. Just what you thought you were done spending money in there, one. Just Shane and Sandy. Ready, three, two, one. I'm going to stick with my flip. It's really just between that too. I know. Three, two, one flip. Go ahead. Gosh, you guys. What number is that, Sandy? We have a winner with Shane. This is a $20 jar. I said $20.

I'll give you a bonus point because you didn't have any. You could smell the cauliflower, Chris. Okay, so let us know the grand total. So the grand total of everything that it was... $431.99. You're over. It was $365. Wow. For a...

Yeah. Wow. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed watching me waste my money. That sucks. I wonder if that's how most people feel walking out of air. I'm like, fuck, dude. Yeah.

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When you're feeling the heat, Circle K makes your day. Okay, welcome back. We are going to do some of the craziest conspiracy theories I've ever done on this show. That means they're stupid. No, no. We're the monopoly, man. We're a monocle. No, hold on.

This first one's a fucking myth is a brain buster. Okay, so I was looking online and I saw this article that said that Bath and Body Works is scamming us all. Of course. I love Bath and Body. I do, too. Oh, my God. What's your favorite scent? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know. I love so many, I mean, I love... Top three. Cherry Blossom! I love sweater weather. Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah. I think I heard even the smells and the scents are bad for you,

and they cause bad things for people. Yeah, that's the highly toxic. The same is the black candle. The same is the mahogany. Oh, yeah. I like that one. Well, you guys are kind of on the right path because, okay, so the first theory,

and this isn't even that crazy of a theory, because every company probably does this. But they just, okay, so they'll put out a scent, right? you know, like, uh, my butt is vanilla, right? I do spray my butt with deodorant sometimes. Vanilla bum, right? They'll put out the vanilla bum candle, the vanilla bum, lotion, the vanilla bum, soap, all the vanilla bum, everything.

And then if, like, no one buys it, they literally just take them all back, change the fucking label, and call it like vanilla quest, and just re-put it out. So it's all the same shit. You got to move the product. So all the new flavors are all the same shit. Genius. But this was crazy. So this article said,

that bath and bodywork specifically, please don't sue me, it's just a theory, that bath and body work specifically makes their hands soap, make your hands dryer. Oh, I hate it. So that you have to use the bath and body works lotion. That's facts because he has it.

He has it on the kitchen sink, and I always put it under the kitchen sink because it was drying out my hands and I was like, the smell is causing bad things to my body. Okay, don't like the smell. So I kept putting it under the sink, and every day it appears above the sink. Because I love it.

And I'm like, gosh, put this in your, bathroom. So let me, let me explain. So I read this, right? And I'm like, wait a minute. And I started thinking, I'm like, I think it does dry out my hands, but I got very scientific with it. So I took two different soaps in our house that I use frequently. So I have the cookie butter truffle. Oh, it smells so good. I've used it. So good. And I have this, you know, soft soap, vanilla, whatever the fuck. Now, I used this on my left hand and this on my right hand. And I washed them, dried them, pat dried, and then I sat. Spencer was here for this. He watched this all happened live.

I sat there, right? And I just watched, and I watched, and I felt, and I felt. And then this hand got so fucking dry, so aggressively dry. We don't remember which hand that was. That I could hear it. This was the bodyway. And I could hear it. And I was like, oh my God, I need lotion.

I need lotion. I need lotion. Well, thank God I had my warm vanilla sugar body cream lotion. And I used it right up. So I think that this theory is real. They're drying you out to make you need their lotion. That's what I'm saying. I would have to guess after.

my research, that it is the sodium cocolol glycinate that's doing this. It's a derivative of salt about 3,000 times stronger than it. Whoa. And it is said if you put like three drops of it or three grains of it into a cup of water, it'll evaporate it within three minutes. What the fuck? I just made all that up. Oh.

You should run for president. Oh my God. It is sodium. Okay. This next one I thought was very interesting. So this is about time travel. I 100% believe in time. travel. I always have. I think aliens are just humans in UFOs and UFOs are just time machines

from day one. Now, back. Thank you. This kind of confirms it. So, there's this painting. Kind of. There's this painting from 1860 by an artist named Ferdinand George Walla Mueller. Wow, that was like kind of good. Especially with that jacket on. Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to show you this painting and then I'm going to zoom in. This is crazy. So this is once again from 1860. It is a woman walking. down a road, looking down at something, not paying attention, right? There's a guy, there's a road, she's not really paying attention. If you zoom in, it looks like the woman is

holding a phone and looking at a phone. Whoa, it really does. Or is it a candle? Damn it, Sandy. But it's like projecting, candles are projecting like a straight lined flashlight effect. But why would she be holding a candle in the middle of the day? Maybe she went to bed bath and, or a bed and body works. Zoom out a little. Candles would project like a warmish color light. It's projecting a blue, bright, like, LED light. I think it's a phone, and I think she's a time traveler, and I think we caught a moment of it.

That's what I think. I think you're right. I agree. The craziest thing is the name of the painting. The name of the painting is the expected one. Isn't that fucking weird? What? Isn't that weird?

I'm expecting. Or to be a time traveler. Or she expected him because she's a trium trium traveler. She knew he was getting. going to be there? Well, this guy, uh, that is like an art expert. His name is Gerald. He came out and said that actually, it's not confirmed because nobody knows for sure, but he thinks it's a prayer book. And it's like a prayer book. Now listen, shout out God, but I think it's a phone. Um, okay. That's wild. Okay. Thank you. Okay. This isn't really a conspiracy. This I just found

fascinating. Actually, it is a conspiracy because I want to know why. Have you heard that in January of this year, they launched a rocket into space with. the DNA and the remains of 330 dead people, including George Washington, John F. Kennedy, and a couple of the members from the show Star Trek. How did they get all of that? That's so random. That's like of importance to this earth. They launched their cremations into space.

And what happened? What? I don't know. But why? So, and there's a company that will let you do this. So for $13,000, you can get launched into space and land on the moon. Well, your remains. And then for only $3,000, you can get launched.

launched into space and then return, like, come back. And why would you want to be up there? That's too scary. I don't want my remains scattered in the middle of zero gravity nowhere. Is there a reason? Are they sending these celebrity remains into space for like to send it to the aliens to try to clone them? I think it's just a scam and they're going to offer. Because, hey, how about this?

For five grand, I'll shoot your shit to Saturn. Also, how did they find George Washington ashes? That's like crazy, right? Like what? Did you guys make this up? No, this is real. So then it got me thinking, real.

What celebrities should we send to space? Like, they're ashes. It could be dead alive. Oh, I'm saying, like, right now. Yeah. So you're saying you want to kill somebody? No, I'm just saying, like, what do we think should be,

who do we think should be sent into space so that aliens will know, like, this is what the world is? Oh, I wasn't sure it was a compliment. I was like, see you. No, like Taylor Swift, for example. Do you want to send her to space? I need her in living form so I can attend another concert first. Is there anybody that you think that we should,

send the remains to space um i had a michael jackson whoa i was thinking that too yeah because he is the moon man um side note this is a side note because taylor swift uh i already talked about this years ago in a video but i re-looked at this video and i thought it was crazy now listen before i show this i don't want the swift he's coming for me especially this one but this i thought was crazy and i just forgot how insanely similar it was so have you heard about the former the former high priestess of the church of Satan. Oh, yeah. Are you lying?

Have I heard of her? Have you definitely. Really? Her name is Zena Levy. Levee. Oh my God, you know. The wife of the ex-minister Anton Leveille. Are you making this up to?

No. Our uncle actually was in jail at one point. Now I don't know what's real for you. And he was Sellies with the guy that helped Anton LeVay write like the book of Satanism. Yeah Anton LeVay's last words on his deathbed is I was wrong This is hell

No way Whoa that's merch Oh my God I was wrong This is hell Or like I was wrong about everything Yeah he pretty much said like Ah

You know Wow Yeah well Well Allegedly Okay well The theory is And this is all on TikTok

Right now And it's spreading But people think that Taylor Swift is in this family And she's like A part of the just saying. Once again, I'm not saying she is. I'm just saying. But look at how fucking similar she looks to this woman. Look at that. Are you kidding me? And who is this?

That is Taylor. Wow. That is her. That is wild. Isn't that insane? I've seen this before and I'm shook. That's crazy. So then people start so there's a red lip that Taylor has like made her statement. I know. Look at her like angry like oh he fucked me over. I'm so mad. Oh my god. If you flash that, I would be like Taylor. I know. So then I started looking into it because There's so many Reddit forums, and there's a lot of crazy ones. But one of them was, like, explaining all the reasons why Taylor is actually a cult leader, and she's actually part of this, and spreading her demon worship shit. But I didn't go to the concert.

You went seven times. Yeah. But. I mean, I'm worshipping. She is a cult leader, kind of. Kind of. I mean, not Satan. Taylor.

Well, she could be. I'm here. She could be. I'm not for Satan, but I am for the Airstone. Okay. Anyways, well, so all these articles were saying that she was doing witchcraft at her show, specifically during a song called Willow, which I don't know what that is, but you do. Oh, yeah, she's like in her, like, cloak with a ball.

Oh, really? How does that not sound creepy to anybody? She's in her cloak? So you were there. Did it feel like witchcraft when you were there? Yeah. Whoa. Whoa.

I bet she was casting a spell on us. If she has that power, yeah, why wouldn't she? If you had her power, wouldn't you, like, do whatever you wanted? No. I mean, this smell is probably harmless. Like, Keith loving my music forever. Whatever it is. Good for her.

Okay, this is kind of a conspiracy. I didn't know about this until like two hours ago when you told me. Can you explain to them about the fake buildings thing? Yeah, so famously, like, there's one off of the freeway in L.A. It looks like there's a huge building. And basically what it is is it just covers up an oil rig. So all over the country. And Spencer actually is aware of this too impressive insight.

but in order to hide oil rigs because they look so ugly they just build these buildings so all these buildings they're covering up like oil rigs they're covering up generators and all these things would be a pollution like you know eye pollution and so there's fake buildings everywhere there's like what do you mean like it looks like a skyscraper but it's but it's just a fake yeah like in new york they have these buildings because all the gases coming up from underground because in new york like you could just walk around and it's just like coming up out of the street but they just build buildings to ventilate all of this stuff coming from the subways. What? It's just a hide ugly stuff. It's just a basically hide ugly stuff. But it looks like a building. Like it looks like offices. It looks like a skyscraper, but there's no windows. It's just concrete. And there's one of them for like maybe elite people. But in this building, there's a generator and

enough supplies to last thousands of people for two weeks. Wow. So it's kind of like the bunker for them. You know what I mean? It's pretty crazy. In your town, look, there's probably fake buildings in your town that you don't even know about. This isn't the thing at all, but it reminds me of how there's like the church of Scientology has empty huge buildings. Like in like not far from us, there's like a huge church that's like empty all the time. No one, what are they doing in it? No one parks there, no one goes, like it's empty all the time. But we love them. Yeah. But we love Taylor Swift and the Church

of Scientology. It's just something I noticed not. And and and Zena Zayway from the Church of Satan. Lave, we put some respect on it. And all of the scary people We love all of them Holy shit Okay, on a light note I have a theory Okay, I made this one up

And I think this is Honestly, I think you're going to be blown away Okay, Spencer As a Gen Z Did you grow up eating lunch bowls? I mean, not really No, but like They were around but like

It wasn't like Oh, you got a lunchpole? It was like, oh, okay. Yeah, right. They're on their way out. Okay, as us millennials in the room, I would say we all grew up either wanting luncheables and we couldn't afford it or being like, wow, those are iconic. Yes.

Yep. Yeah. Absolutely wanted it so bad. It teaches kids independent. So good. Like the pizza one. Had it. Yeah.

The pizza one. Oh my God. You need to make your own. So here's my theory. Millennials are obsessed with charcutory boards. I think it's because we grew up putting luncheables on a fucking. and pedestal. It's literally the same fucking thing. The little crackers, a little meat, the little cheese. I literally, and then Gen Z, they don't go to fuck about shakruti boards. They don't give

a fuck. Wait, do you not care about shakutty rewards? I mean, I like them. Like, whoa, the lack of passion about a shirkutri board. I didn't even know what they were until about a year ago. So I'm just saying, if you're a millennial out there, do you love charcutory boards and did you used to love luncheables? Or did you think of lunchebles as some like, oh, look, that's so fancy and bougie and I love it. Okay. And then our last and final conspiracy of the day. Jared. You said you got something that's going to blow our minds. I have proof of a Mandela effect. Whoa. With receipts. With receipts. Because you know me. I've been like Mandela effects or just a marketing scheme put on my companies. They're not real. All of this stuff. But I actually

found this. Maybe I could send it to you. Is it? But look at her shirt. Wait, what is this? Oh, my God. Okay. Well, she'll leave the class. You're right. Oh, my gosh. I'm airplane. I'm glad this is so groundbreaking for you only. Look at her shirt It is a fruit of the loom With the cornucopia Wait, no way Oh my god

What did you say I'm not I'm so sorry I'm not OJ That was crazy Wow that was iconic Everything about this clip is iconic Yeah Are all the comments about the Mandela effect

They said she's got the real Fruit of Loom logo on her shirt Yeah they're all talking about it They're all talking about OJ Simpson and for him. Yeah. Well, let's get into a recap.

Ha ha ha ha. Life camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, face reveals. Hello. Woo!

No longer the ghost in our house. You had a lot of ideas for that, by the way, because I was like, oh, a lot of people think there's a ghost in her house. And what were you going to do? Oh, yeah. I thought it would be funny if, like, if slowly in the background I, like, had, like, shirts that were like, please help me. Like, like, blood on my shirt or something like that. What a missed opportunity. Yeah.

We all try to debunk Airwan being overpriced, but discovered we kind of love it. No, we don't. We're boycotting. I do. Oh, I do. It just made me want to go there. I, like, now I want to go shop and, like, look at the prices. Even if I don't buy a lot, I just want to, like, go. I just want to go laugh at people at Airwana's what I want to do, and then offer the employees better wages at McDonald's.

Jeez, the gas station by my house is paying more. I don't know. It seems a little more. At least they're up front as opposed to... Bath and Body Works. Bath and Body Works like hiding behind the drama. Speaking of hiding behind, one of our viewers parallel parked a bump plugging around and burped it out. Oh, my gosh.

Extreme warning. Be careful when you're sticking dildos up your vaginas They might get parallel parked up there And never come out It was her ass, but okay Oh, I thought it was up the vagina No, it was her ass Oh, see, I got confused.

I know. We went to Disneyland for Sandy's birthday Jared and Sandy are the newest Disney vloggers Catch them vlogging on their vlog channel Well, Sandy's vlog channel But honestly, I can't wait to watch you guys Eating your way around Disney World Stir the pot

We would all eat Sandy's ass We're all chomping on Sandy's ass In the latest game to hit the Shane Dawson podcast Everyone's revealed they would love to take a bite out of Sandy's ass And we bet it smells delicious by the way Better than Airwant. Like the unpasteurized milk Whole and organic

Shane surprised Sandy and I with the most beautiful Stanley Cups ever? Stanley. And you guys think Taylor Swift's a Cole? I think Stanley's even worse. Oh, 100%. It's the worst. Way worse. Our luncheble's making people like charcutory boards, right? This just didn't. We've done

some research. And by we, Shane has discovered all of us 80s and 90s kids. We love charcutory boards because of our infinity for luncheables. Infinity? I don't know. Incredible. Well, Valentine's Day fits.

Oh, Valentine's Day outfit. Oh, Shane flopped a little bit, but we still love them. No, I'm saying. He's dragging everything. No, no, no, we look great. This just isn't what I expected for Valentine's Day. Like, I could have given it. It's unconventional.

I could have given wig. I could have given a look. I needed a wig break. Oh, you needed a wig break. You guys are in the sophisticated daddy era. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I don't want my kids to see me acting like that on the internet.

I don't want to confuse them. All right, wrap it up. Okay, well, there you guys go. I hope you enjoyed today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're shopping the merch at Shane Dossonmerch.com. This stuff's really cute, actually, and you've been coming out with, like, fresh new designs frequently. Thank you. So shop that.

Make sure you're following Sandy, her and Jared, as Disney vloggers. Chris also has a YouTube channel. Spencer has a recently unprivate Instagram. It's public, but I haven't posted it. in two years. Maybe I'll post a picture. Well, follow Spencer an only fan. You have an only fan.

Jared spoiled it, but I got an only fan. Cougar hunter. Oh my gosh. And if you're a cougar out there, hit up the Shane Dawson podcast email. Yes. It will be on the screen and in the description section to date Spencer.

That seems healthy. And make sure you're right back here in two weeks for the next episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. We love you very much, and we'll see you next time. Goodbye. Well, there you guys go. Wow. I hope you enjoyed whatever the hell this was.

Valentine's Edition. What a show. I feel really good about this. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. And if you're single, there's somebody out there right around the corner. Dude, real cool. Why don't you talking about being single? That's Valentine's Day.

What the fuck? He is not happy you put him in a brown sweatshift today, evidently. I know. Bad move. I demand a themed outfit, damn it. Okay, next time. All right. See you guys later.

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