The Shane Dawson Podcast - ‼️Craziest Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories and Mandela Effect CONFIRMED!✅

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

In this episode Shane and the crew are finally in Colorado! Between Jerid’s HUGE zip line accident and Chris’s wild night of Mary J and munchies, the trip has been a roller coaster of emotions! Hear all the hot news in “Ryland’s Recaps” and grab a fork for some “Weird Food Combinations”! Throw in some frisky cowboy antics and a Mandela Effect CONFIRMED and you got yourself a yee-hawing good time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sound speed. We're here. We're here. Oh yeah. Whatever your little heart desires, fella. Get a selfie in with me over here, pal. Alright? Don't be shy.

Selfie it up, partner. Hey Chris, don't slap that shit in my face, son. Show some respect. Show me some damn respect, son. Sorry about that. Don't apologize, do better. Little tan fella Can you fold the hat

Does the hat fit over? Oh, oh no, this is Oh no What if you were to fold the side? I mean you look good without it You look good with it Yeah, you went from a cowboy to a gay bartender man That's not the vibe

I just want my hat I wish I could have it Wait do we have another microphone Anywhere? Yeah Are we going? Are we Is it happening? Sure shit seems like it Get her done

What Is everyone's cameras rolling? Let me fix your Fix my scarf dear part of thanks This is a lot This is definitely a lot Hey uh Well howdy y'all can't believe it's

finally happening, but the boys are in Colorado. We're here. Yeah. We're here. We're clear with my catch fish. What? Just saying. Yeah.

Okay. Well, we can't do that accent the whole day. No. No. Okay. But we're going to do it for the first a few minutes for sure because I can't stop. Hey guys, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Literally.

Today, literally, whatever the hell this is. Um, yeah, how's, how's everybody doing today? How's, uh, how's the weather? Oh, it's a muggy. It's real nice swamp butts in full effect today. I feel like, mine are chafing. This is like, I don't know, I feel like you take, you've taken the stereotype of Colorado a little too far. Because this is more like Wyoming, honestly.

Listen, I, I said last week, I was like, God, how are we going to outdo ourselves? I mean, the zebra jacket, the whole gay situation, the person. pride moment. How am I going to up the style game? And I said, we're going to Murdox, which is a country Western Walmart. They have feed. That's right. They have Cowboy clothes. I can't stop. I need to stop. Oh my God, it's too much.

And I was like, we're going to go full Cowboy on this because why not? So let's go around the room. Let's show what we have. Our microphones are kind of covering a lot of the goods. Yeah. Like if you look, I got myself a little nice little turquoise necklace or tie, bow tie. What do Cowboys call it? It's a fine piece of jade you got there, partner. Mm-hmm, thank you.

And then I have this scarf, but I thought it was too much, so I'm just going to use it as a sweat rag. Oh, my Colorado mug. Oh, my God, I'm forgetting everything. Audio listeners, check out the video version of the show. And, yeah, don't forget to give five stars in a nice review. Thank you, kindly. Jared, what are you wearing? Today, I'm wearing me a nice little turquoise diddle-a-dip shirt, nice little patterns.

Got me some suspenders, keeping it in check. Nice cowboy hat. And then a little do-hickle-eye here, green. bring out the color of my eyes. You've really taken the suspenders full force. I feel like a pig and shit. I feel beautiful. Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Uh, Rylan, what are you serving right now? Because I'm going with, uh... I don't know what it is. I'm going with whatever was the gayest thing I could find at Murdox. And I really tried. They had, oh, my gosh.

They had a little pink overall set, but it was only for the three or four-year-old girls. So I did with what I could. And, yeah, I really, I'm feeling. Looks like you went back to the men's department for that. And Chris, I don't even know if we need to explain what you're wearing, but you can go ahead. It's just my regular everyday attire. That's what you arrived in.

I got here a gold bull because I like to take the bull by the horns. Is that even the expression? I like to take the bear by the ears. But I'm also a homosexualist, so I have these here suspenders. You look like what TGI Fridays is making their bartenders. worth for Pride Month. You know? You just need like some pins and shit,

like some accomplishment pins. Some flair. Yeah, you need some flair, son. Well, okay, should we just jump right into the drama? Which one? It's a long journey to get here. This is a three-day setup. Let us know if you like the setup.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, we, okay. Well, okay, first of all, the boys arrived a couple days ago. And the reason that it took us a couple days to actually sit down to record is because day one, we were trying to figure out where in this house we were going to try to replicate our podcast studio set and nowhere was working.

I mean, we tried the kitchen. We tried the dining room. We tried every room in the house. We tried the pool table. It looked horrible. I liked that set up personally. Really? I thought it looked really depressing.

So we ended up deciding to do this living room. It's, you know, I feel like this is the vibe, right? You think Colorado, you think this dark cabin dungeon that we have here. And then last night we set up and we decided to take a break and just have a drink or drink. to and shit got crazy. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? Before we even get to that,

I can't look at you. Oh, my God. Just look, man. I can't. Take me in. It's too much. Take me in, partner. Jared, do you want to talk about your...

Look me in the ass when you're tucked in. They'll be gazing yonder when we're making eye contact. All right. So, do you want to tell us what happened when you first got to the house? Yeah, so, you know, I, I saw that there was a lot of comments. It seems like people might want to see us get a little lit. You know what I mean?

Oh. So is that what we're talking about? I was going to talk about the zip line, but yeah. Oh. That wasn't so lit, partner. So, yeah, I got here and I noticed there was a zip line on the property. And I thought I could do that pretty easily. I saw Ryland do it, you know, no big deal.

Zipline is about to happen. Oh, my God. And then my fear of heights kicked in immediately. And it's sad because I was probably only two feet off the ground. You know? Over the water? Yeah. I don't know.

You got it. This is way different when you're doing it. Yeah, and I was like shaking on the ladder, and it was like a thing. And then when I finally, and it got scarier because I had to go higher. Oh, my God. I had to run into it. It was like all these elements. Goes over the lake.

And I didn't know. it went over the lake. Thanks, sir, partner. And I didn't know it went over the lake. So when I started running down, immediately my butt hit the floor, felt like it was going to end. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And you're doing it.

Keep going. Keep going. Then I let go of the zip line where a court flipped up. All these lights fell. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my God. Oh, my God, no.

Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. It was quite the moment. It was like a tragic moment. It, like, went in slow motion because the moment he goes off. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Yeah, it was sad.

I felt really bad. I'm really sorry about it. I was just happy, though, that you didn't, like, fall and break your face open. That would have sucked. But I'm glad you're okay. But yes. After that, we decided, let's try to record a podcast. And it didn't happen.

And we ended up, you know, having a couple drinks. And then things got really crazy. Like, I don't even, I'm not even exaggerating. Like, I was going through my phone this morning. And I don't even remember taking these. I saw pictures of Chris on the ground in my kitchen. Like, really contemplating life. It was nuts.

And Ryland, you, well, you got, you got into it. Well, I haven't smoked pot in. Years. Well, wait, are we going there? We're talking about what we really did. Oh, shit. Can't say it to the bag, fella. Well, okay. Actually, you know what, Jared, you take it away. How did the night start? Because it was kind of your idea. Okay, so back to back. So like I was saying, you know, it's all about giving the people what they want or as close as we can, right? And I saw a lot of comments saying that people would love to see is be lit on a podcast. So I work with the company, amazing products. Shout out to a clone guy. So I brought some of our product that we cultivate. It's amazing flower. And at, night, I decided to break it out. And I rarely, I really don't smoke, only a very special occasion. Obviously, smoking with Chris and Ryland seemed like an amazing opportunity, a celebration. So I did my little thing. I rolled a little something up. And we took some puffs. And then next thing I know, Chris is using a ready whip as a chip dip. It was possibly the most stoner thing I've ever, I believe, I've been in the game for a long time. I've seen a lot

of shit. But watching a man scarf down a half a tube of Pringles and using ready whip to eat every single one was a fucking sight to see. It was, um, how are you feeling today, Chris? Terrible. I don't know. You keep doing this thing

where every time you laugh, you like move away from the mic, but it's like a Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder thing. What's going on? Why are you doing that? Uh, I hate my laugh. Well, no. I thought you got over that. I'm like, pull away from... No, we love loud it's also loud i didn't smoke because i just don't smoke so i drank instead chris did both and um i it's what we call getting cross-faded for the record i like i'd never smoke like i don't like and it never

ends well like i always think it'll be fun the next time did it not end well last night like that we had a good time there was fun but i always just feel like shit the next day well that's probably because me and chris post made a taco bell and i think we ate 12 tacos i took a picture of what went on last night I went over to my family today because I was helping my brother move all day long. And they were like, what did you do last night? I was like, got really stunned and they ordered like the whole store of Taco Bell. And I took a photo of us sitting up. It was high pressure though because I think there was only like two minutes to order.

So it was just like shit, a burrito, crunch rap. Just get it all, you know? And then you got like some kind of a box. It's a party pack. It was a party. But I feel pretty good about what we accomplished. Most of it got eaten, right? All of it got eaten.

And then. And then. Here's how the Pringle thing happened. So I put together some segments for the show. One of them was going to be weird food combinations because I was like, oh, that'll be fun. And, you know, we could try some weird food combinations. One of them was going to be Pringles and Ready Whip. And at some point in the night, I literally forgot that that was for the podcast.

And I was like, Chris, try the Pringles with the Ready Whip. And then you tried it. And then you ate like the whole can and the whole bottle of Ready Whip. And not only that, then I started hand feeding you the tuna Hawaiian Punch. mixture that I made. Are we doing a weird food combos on the podcast today? Chris ate all of them. What's right?

I still want to try some of the things. We have photo proof of it. Yeah. No, but the tuna was bad. Yeah. So that was a tuna salad mixed with Hawaiian punch. And then I was supposed to put it on bread for you. And instead, I just like, I think I used my fingers.

Ew! Okay. I didn't know what's happening. It's like, close your eyes. Try this. Like, wait, what? No, close your eyes. You can't.

And you also were like, no, keep your eyes closed. And I was like, why? And I was like opening my mouth I'm like oh god and I was like I was very gone And just like imagining weird For some reason I imagine like frogs covered in liquid Coming to my mouth just like weird things in my high brain And and like by the time it got to my mouth

I was already ready to throw up to the things I was imagining But then the flavor of it It was like the sweetness of the punch or whatever it was With the tuna like made the tuna so much more bitter and gross Okay well I have them left We have to do weird food combinations Because I know there's a couple more that you didn't try I literally thought I was going to throw it.

I also, and you know what? You didn't throw up, and that's because you're a champion partner. But also not helping the rumors that me and you were fucking, right? Can we talk about that for a second? We'll get back to weird food and combinations. But Chris came to me yesterday. I wonder why. All right.

You're not helping. I'm not helping every fucking podcast. You guys are flirting up a storm. You guys, what if I, what have I ever? First of all, okay, I'm not the, I'm not the, what's a word that's not Predators? Something that's less crazy. Perpetrator? Aggressor?

I didn't mean to put the blade. I'm not the aggressor here. Well, that's worse. The guy sounds like the worst thing you could say. No, here's the thing. Me and Chris have natural chemistry. I'm not saying. I'm not saying sexual chemistry.

I'm saying chemistry. You got to specify. Besides my brother, you're the one I've known the longest. Sorry, Ryan. But also me and you are very similar. We both have similar mental health issues. and similar Zodiacs and I just love you

and I care for you You guys go outside in the corner and talk for hours I'll be inside doing my own thing Recreate a broke back my own Yes Hairbacking Whoa that's you

I didn't say have fucking sex I said go talk about your emotions Oh I see Same for us baby No here's the thing We have natural chemistry I love Chris so much

I would never fuck Chris He would never fuck me Right I'm throwing out here Just asking Just asking No but Chris came to me and he goes he goes oh my god you want to something funny and i forgot who was but

somebody in your family right like actually thinks that you're cheating on your boyfriend with me and i was like that's not funny that's scary what are we doing well shout out to cassette she sent me uh a video she she's like my cousin not really it's like you know like if you're do you know like that latino thing when you're like this person's my uncle because they've been around for yeah let's get back to that name real quick who's there the one compact disc what about laser disc how she doing oh my god no wait we love you cassette

we love you it's a middle name blu-ray oh my god loving kisses sorry for mentioning um no but she she texted me a video from like a drama channel and she's like people are talking about you

and I was like what do you mean what does that mean and I got really you got to block all those channels so they don't come in you ether I just assume no one would ever talk about me like because sorry show in my mind but anyways um I'm like

I'm still like in my mind I'm the camera guy you know what I mean so anyways but so yeah I saw the video and they were like oh like Shane and Chris clearly have slept with each other and like this is why like because of the way that they like the way Ryan reacts because of this thing and it was all these things

and I was almost convinced by the end of it but what kind of relationship do they think I have with you were just like open yeah they probably think that you're like fucking somebody way more attractive. No, they were saying you're really like hurt and like upset by it and you're like, you bring it out. I love being the victim. Finally, we've been waiting. But it's not true at all. Like there's zero. I feel like there's nothing I don't believe you.

Try again. Watch. If you guys ever, if ever comes out that you guys have done something together, wow, it's going to be explosive. Tune in next week. No, here's why I like it. And I told you, Chris, I was like, listen, this is a good thing, right? Because I feel like every successful talk show, there's always a rumor that the co-hosts are fucking. Like, you know, Kelly and Michael or, you know, the women on the view. Like, there's always a rumor that they're all fucking behind the scenes. And I feel like it's good that people think we're fucking.

Now, if people thought that Jared and Ryland were fucking, then we got a hit, baby. Whoa. You know we're doing some rat. No, me and Chris are not fucking yet. No, I'm just kidding. It's not happening. Okay, wait. Before we get into everything else, I want to know about your guys' trip.

How was it? You came from L.A. You flew here. Did you have any fun adventures on the way? You know, it wasn't overly eventful. I did have, though, I was able to sit in the emergency lane. So I had extra, extra. I mean, I did have a lot of responsibilities on me, but I fell up to the challenge.

So, you know, I would have been the one to save everybody on the plane. I thought that would have been an awesome story for the podcast. Unfortunately, it didn't happen. Super safe way. Whoa, whoa, whoa. you're getting back on a fucking plane. I fell asleep a couple of times, you know. I relieved my duties.

But, no, it was a good flight. And then I got, I mean, yeah, nothing too crazy happened. I will say, though, cheap trick, bonus cheap trick. Oh. He's got a pocket of change. He makes a lot of sense. When the price goes off, he'll get it for less. It's cheap tricks with Jared.

Is, if you want to save money, just don't ever buy anything at a day. airport it's like eight dollars for a fucking the cheapest nestley bottle of water so yeah cheap trick you know just buy everything ahead of time you know Chris how was your adventure here um there was like a stewardess or what are they called the flight attendant yeah the flight attendant she was really funny and she just like kept cracking jokes the whole time and she was like anyone that's wearing sandals with socks please get off the plane and just like stuff like that and like she was really funny i liked her a lot jared do you wear sandals with socks I don't wear sandals.

I was just wondering. I just wanted to ask. That is rude. I rarely actually wear socks unless I have to. I like going sockless. I'm not going to say. I don't have a lot of foot confidence so I don't wear sandals. You know what I'm saying?

Maybe one day. Maybe one day I rock some sandals. I hate my feet. My boyfriend says I have jungle feet because they have super high arches and he's like, they're meant to climb a tree. What? Jungle feet? Wow.

Chris, you can't say something like that and not show us your feet. Oh, my gosh. You literally cannot do that. Let's get you on Wiki feet, Chris. Show those churches. Show those arches. I mean, they're bad. It's just like, the arches are insane.

Like, they're way higher. It's going to make me sick. Yes. Yes, it will. This is going to ruin my epitire soon. Take those socks off, sweetie. Wait, wait, hold on. Let me film.

You film my foot. Well, I need to get a real good angle for the viewers. I wonder what Shane's. Foot cam. Where's the shoe cam? Um, okay, there it is Yes, yes, Tiana Well, my wiki feet

Oh, nobody's ever seen my little Sad fucking Hobbit feet All right, Chris, take off that shoe Come on This feels This feels like the aggressor Don't be, don't be shathear your partner Don't be shy partner.

Like this, it doesn't look crazy Wait, no, pull it up Like this doesn't look crazy But I can't see it Are you ready for the arch? Look at this. Look at that and seen

Do you see the arch? Do you see? Oh wow, when you turn it really far Oh my gosh, Chris. I don't see what you're talking about. Okay, go towards the blinds, Chris? Yeah, like that.

Whoa. Okay. Wow. There it is. Yes. Yes, Tiana. That's an arch. That's like an old lady demon.

Wait, that sounds mean. I didn't mean it mean. But you know what I mean? Like in a movie where there's an old lady demon who's hovering and her feet are curved. No, no, no. No. Looks like a... I would lick them.

It looks like you're wearing shoes. Looks like you're wearing shoes. Do you want to know your wiki feet rating, Shane? I don't think my wiki feet rating is even accurate because there's so many people that hate me. Yeah. I feel like they would just go one star my foot. Yeah.

I mean, there's a couple disturbing feet pictures of here on you. Really? Yeah. Wait, what? Here play them. Oh, okay, hold on. Oh, there they are. That's my foot.

Wait, my feet are not as bad as I thought they were. I don't think that's me. Yes, it is. That's my foot? Nobody else has those shoes with that flooring. Wait, I've shown my feet a lot. Are we looking at? Is this active website all about feet?

You don't know about Wiki feet? I've never heard of this. Oh, yeah, they rate. This is real. Are you ready for your rating, Shane? Wait, are those the views or no? That's how many people saw my feet? Is that?

I don't know. But why aren't they watching my videos? Damn. Because you're not showing your feet enough. No, there's no way those are your feet. That's someone else die in A&W bottles on your feet. Okay, oh, so you're rating. Okay, wait, let's guess.

Um, I, whoa, look at my injury. What is it out of? Um, five stars. Oh, I'm going to say one. You got a 2.5 at least, dude. Thank you. Well, it is a thing where people team up and go rate you bad feet on your, they go. Okay, I'm scrolling up.

Okay, wait, Chris, you need Gus. Oh. What do you my feet are? I think you have a nice feed, but I don't think that's what's going to be based off of the score. Yeah. So, I don't know. One out of five. Three.

One and a half? No. That's horrible. Wait, how many people review them? Not that many. 73 people voted one star you have 24 five star reviews see those are real that's a thing i was a five star baby and then all the haters came along in 2020 and ruined my wiki feet can we see what mine is do i mean there's no way i don't even think i'd take pictures in my foot in my life oh

what is this photo yeah that's a lot i have a i have a two and a half two point two nine wow that's not too bad i just like i'm so self-conscious i hate everything about myself so if like if if i ever ended up on this and it was like zero i'd be like that's right oh my gosh jane i have more bad reviews than you though it's all right though if that's the worst i love your feet um okay oh weird food combinations sorry we're getting right into it well you know what maybe oh okay five minutes um so yes i did cook up some weird food combinations um and they were a lot of work like there was one a lot of work one of them uh when jared got here he was like oh wow nice house look at the deer and then he saw this on the counter

and he started going yeah it was rough dude i didn't know your stomach was that weak yeah so what it is is uh actually chris can you go grab it for me yeah it's just right there next of the sink i made something called um flaming hot crispies and i'm actually excited to try this and it's uh it's exactly what you think it is it's hot cheetos mixed with marshmallows to create a Krispy. A hot Cheeto Krispy. That's disgusting. What's wrong with it? The color? Something about it's making my mouth water.

It just looks nasty as fuck. And then like what it is. It's hot Cheetos. I was going to save this for the end of the podcast, but I guess we could just get it right into it. I mean, you know when you get that fresh bag of hot Cheetos and you're opening it and your mouth starts like watering? Yeah. I have that sensation with this. It smells good.

Jared? It's like sweet. Just smell it. Just smell it. And be honest. It kind of looks good, I told him. I'm not going to pass it on. You have to, Jerry. You have to try.

I don't have anything to wash it down with. It's your job. Okay. I'm not going to take it if you touch it. I thought it was going to be like Rice Krispies. I've been waiting for this. Am I the only one that's excited about this? I thought you were going to smash it and turn it into Rice Krispies, but it's...

No. Sugar-coating. We only have two minutes. We have to hurry. Oh, gosh. Hurry. What a time crunch. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I should have took one when I had it. Can you hand it back that way? Ugh. Come on, Jared. You have to happen. I'll leave a little bit, man. This is like... I got seconds in case.

This is making me real gross down. I'm just going to take a little bite. I can't do much more than this little. Ooh, it smells so good. All right. Here we go. It does have a smell to it. Quick taste test.

Hold on. Oh, Jared already went in. Oh, my God. Nah. Ew. Oh, it's really bad. Oh, it's really bad. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a glazed donut meets a hot Cheeto. Ew. Oh, the noises are bad. Ooh, I love it. I think I like all of it. I like the AMR.

Can I give them some ASMR? It's going to be a really good crunch. You're going to hate it. Wow. I'm not wearing headphones. All right. Yeah, I don't like it. It's not for me, partner.

That was not for me. I could overdose on these for sure. You got a whole lot of it to yourself. It's not nearly as bad as a tuna, though. Not even close. How do you guys not like it? It's like a glazed donut hot chito. Okay, you know what?

Later in the show, we'll do the tuna Hawaiian punch and we'll just let you do it. Then you're going to mix that all together. together and just when you thought I was done, some fruit punch. So as you can see, I have a problem. Yeah, I go, no, I don't want that, but this is delicious. Okay. You guys are crazy.

You're lying. All right, we're going to take a quick, a quick little break when we come back. Uh, some, oh, the noises. Drop the recipe in the description. You guys are going to like it. All right, we'll be back with some, with some dumb shit. I'm just in a second. That wasn't dumb shit?

What was? Yeah. Oh, what do you mean? He's half German, he's so bright, he's a factual delight. Are you ready for some fun? German Facts with Chris. Chris. Sorry.

I just kidding. Sorry. Have you always been wearing that? I just put the hat on for the next segment. Does it look stupid? It's really big, right? I like it. Is it too big?

No, it looks great. You got a big noggin. Just saying, we were looking all over that store. Uh, Chris, guess what, German cowboy? I think you have some facts for us today. I do. Wait, you doing a German accent while dressed like a cowboy is a fucking pop star moment. Oh, God, I don't even know if I can.

Um, so, uh, in today's German facts, uh, we are going to talk about average size of your, uh, finkel shingle. Uh, it's not a word. So the average penis size of... Wait, we should guess. Oh, would you like to guess? Well, so, what's Americans? last time I checked it was about five and a quarter how do we all measure up that's what those USAers are packing

last time I checked dynamite comes in small packages yeah it's true how would I guess how would you even really know and nobody's going to house to house to measure dicks if that was a job Riley would already be doing it okay and nobody's asked like you know for you to measure their dick well no for me to like submit to be like part of the whole survey Okay, Germans, I'm going to honestly go bigger.

I'm going to say 5.75 inches. They love their bratwurst. I'm going to say 6.2. 5.5. Um, the correct answer for the average size of a German penis is 5.7 inches. I was right. You were basically 5. I know, I know my worldly penis.

What? Wait. Not helping the rumors. Well, good fact. I feel like we really just have kept the gay momentum going from last week right into this week. Yes, hunty Wow Is it a butt sex question?

It's not far from butt sex Hmm Essentially like masturbation Right If you're more on On the side of Liking to receive

Do you mass Do you still yank or do you poke When you masturbate? You know what I'm saying? Poke Well you know Get something and it's And simulate the kind of eroticism that you're into. Because if you're not the one that's pumping and you're the one getting jumped in, you know, or pumped in.

Okay. How, uh... Well, I think that's what... I think some guys use dildos. What? Good enough. Well, you really kept your composure when I said that. I still don't think I understand the question.

He's asking, do gay guys who like to get it in the butt, do they jerk off or do they poke their butts? Well, said, dude. I was having a hard time making that lot. How would you get off to solely fingering your own ass? Your prostate. You'd have to fucking still check all. If you hit your prostate enough, you just come. It's called milking.

Chris, oh, never mind. What? You can't ask somebody's position like that? I wasn't going to ask that. I was going to say, if I'm a top or a robot? No. I will. Both.

Continue. I like how Chris is just head on with it. You know what I'm saying? Like, Chris, he's a speed bump. He speeds up. Yes. Caution to the wind I like it, dude

Because there are people who are solely Bottoms We can talk about that You know how you know if you're out of Bottoms house That way, how Okay, how do you know And this is, I actually think This is a little bit of a modification Of a previous joke I've learned

Oh, okay But I think this might be huge This might be a thing that sweeps Gay jokes How do you know when you're at a bottom's house Oh How? When the hot dogs taste like shit

I don't think I get the like logic of it though Because in this joke This bottom had no dildos Ran to the fridge, grabbed a hot dog A hot dog which by the way would break apart And fucking get stuck That was frozen Oh I get it

It took me a second but I've arrived Yeah I love you Happy Pride Month Happy Bottom Day It's what? Every day's bottom day. Yeah. I don't, I,

okay. I don't know how to segue into talking about a deep topic after. Are you giving a little anxiety thinking if I had to segue into it? Oh. Okay. Wow, good job. Thank you. I wanted to talk about this because this is something we've kind of skirted around

in other podcasts. And I think it is a big deal for a lot of us in the room, dealing with anxiety. Damn it How about this? Every time How do we do these Without this happening?

I think it's an honest reaction When you're talking about something That might be a little bit difficult It's to chuckle a little bit, you know? I don't think it's out of the norm Okay But we're talking about How do we deal with anxiety?

But usually I get anxiety When I am trying to focus on way too many things at once It's almost like When you look at a large staircase and you think about just being on the top and not thinking about all the steps, you know? And that's kind of what it is to me. I get anxiety because so much is going on,

how am I going to get it done? You know, it could be a lot. It could feel like quite the burden. So I don't know if that's how you guys associated with anxiety, but that's how I do. Yes, I agree with that. My anxiety is, I think I have like multiple versions of anxiety. Like I have body.

No, I'm just, I agree. I'm agreeing. I do too. I have I have like overt and covert anxiety. Oh, I thought you were making fun. No, I was a great. I judged you. Um, no, thank you. Yes. Because I mean, I thought you were laughing me because I do have a lot of different versions of anxiety. I have body anxiety. Um, I have OCD, which is also gives me anxiety because it fills my head with, uh, just intrusive thoughts that kind of, depending on how anxious I am that day. Like, you know, today, for example, for some reason I was really anxious today. I woke up. My heart was kind of racing. probably because I was fucked up last night and it was probably then it's just a lot that happened my life oh yeah

oh yeah and it really bled into today but I had anxiety oh no you didn't you were bleeding it was a stupid joke my butt was bleeding this morning too much still doing and it was giving me anxiety that's how I deal with my anxiety

it's a cycle it's a cycle aggressively okay anyways no OCD no today was really bad like if you if you have OCD or if you've dealt with in the past it's like every single thing like my brain tells me to question it like don't do this if you do this something bad will happen or don't wash this dish wash this dish first and then this dish and if you don't do that but like it's just all day your textbook OCD like he had and

then if something happens he has to do the ritual to make that not happen and it's it consumes him until he does it. Oh, my God. Sorry, I just triggered myself. I usually, this is so stupid, but I usually, I have a ritual I do before the podcast and I didn't do it. And I think that's why I've had anxiety during this whole podcast because usually before a podcast, I get on my knees, get on my knees and I pray and I say very specific prayer

and I pray for a good podcast and I pray that everybody's going to have a good time. And I have all these things and then, and then the podcast is always great. And I feel like I ruined it. But it's been good so far. Yeah. No. I join a lot of these prayer circles, so I know. That's, but, but.

No, I like it. Yeah. And they work or that's just my OCD talking. No, they do. And you know who has the best prayers? Your mom. Oh, my, my mom's like, she's like a manifest. It's crazy.

If I want something to happen in my life, I ask your mom to fucking pray for me. Yeah. Um, yeah, prayer is, uh, before they marketed and capitalized off the law of attraction. We just called it prayer, I believe, actually. Wow. the base of it, that's what prayer is. Yeah. Because when you pray about something, if you go to sleep and you pray to bring things to you tomorrow,

that you want to have this kind of a day, God bring me this and that, then you're going to be actively seeking those things and believing that God is bringing them to you and you'll be able to accept them. Whoa. But if you just go to sleep angry and you wake up bummed out, you're going to go throughout the day with that kind of a demeanor. But prayer puts out into the universe what you're expecting to get from the universe and you're able to accept its gifts.

Whoa. So, yeah. Interesting. But it's a little, it's a cheap tricks with. Jared. That was a good cheap mental health trick. Chris, sweetie. Well, Chris dropped a bomb last night that you're, that you were saying you're always anxious.

Yeah, I'm different levels of anxious. I'm like an anxious that I can tolerate like right now. Or I'm an anxious where I'm like, oh, I can't handle anything anymore. or like we're talked about the since my dad's heart attack my anxiety a lot of times now shows itself in the form of like I feel like I'm having a heart attack and it's like I will swear to you on everything I'm having a heart attack those ones not as constant the like really severe ones not as constant but I'm kind of always at least a little anxious but you actually Shane you actually said something that helped me I had an anxiety attack after

the last podcast and I was sitting there and I remembered you talking about like feeling like thinking of like your fingertips and focusing on your fingertips and the sensation of like feeling that and then like your nose and your eyes and your feet and you're whatever and like I started doing that and it kind of helped really so I just wanted to say like you gave a really good piece of advice for anyone that heard that you can probably explain it better than I did but wait why are we having an anxiety attack um I don't remember I was in the car I don't remember why yeah I was having one recently when did you start getting anxiety because you've been anxious since I've known

you and that's not a dis because i have to i've been anxious as far as i can remember i mean there's never been a point where i mean to the point now like doctors constantly are trying to give me like adaband and like all kinds of like medications and i i i'm too anxious to take them that's the funny thing my anxiety makes me scared to take anxiety medication because it's like there's going to be side effects i'm going to get addicted i'm going to and then i have like a spirally anxiety attack over that so wow i mean i get it i've been afraid to take i mean this is getting real intense but we're not we're not doctors don't take our medical advice for any of you guys that maybe thought we were doctors I know we put off doctor vibes I know when we were talking about

the prostate and jill doing the butts you might have thought we were proctologist um it's a butt doctor which I've been to before it wasn't from a dick it was from poop and I ripped my butt you can do that it's called a fissure you had a fissure you had a fissure is that a cancer thing I've actually never had a I've never had a fisher I've never had one oh okay holy shit anyway anxiety

it's like when I have anxiety think of my fingertips how they feel in my butt oh geez I think it is I'm afraid of medication too like when it comes to antidepressants because I'm pretty sure I have

clinical depression like I think it's one of the things that I've had my whole life and I can get out of bed and stuff so it's I've always been like well it's not that bad but it is one of those things where I do fight to this is dark I do fight to feel like um what's the point and like I don't want to do anything I've I don't care about anything like I have days like that a lot and it's really hard much better over and I was with therapy honestly, I have seen you transform over years with therapy in regards to this without medication because you have had reservations with. Yeah.

I still think I probably need to experiment with some medication. I mean, just keeping it real. Because it is one of those things where therapy helps. But yeah, I think there is probably a chemical imbalance I need to figure out. But I have anxiety about that too because I'm like, well, what if it numbs me out? What if this? And then I know people that are on antidepressants and they're like, no, it's great. Change my life.

But I still do have anxiety about it. It is scary. So I understand that. Yeah. I mean, one thing that helps me is just like reminding myself, especially when it feels like a heart attack specifically, that it's just that it's not that. Like just confidently telling myself,

I know like body and brain, like you are telling me we're having a heart attack, but I'm positive that it's not. I'm positive it's not that you're wrong body. And like after just like telling myself, like I promise you we're okay. That sounds crazy. I'm talking to people.

No, it doesn't. But I'm like a promise, you know, like you're okay it's not a hard attack whatever after a while my body's like you sure i'm pretty sure it's a heart attack i'm like nobody it's like oh you sure though and i'm like yeah and then after a while it's like okay all right maybe you're right and sometimes that helps me just like telling myself because anxiety's not like it's not like a you know what i mean it's like in your head kind of i honestly feel whenever i'm actively working out and eating healthy and sleeping enough i'm like pretty good and then when i'm not doing those things i'm unrest see okay but here's a difference and not to

anxiety shame you. The reason you're able to do all those things is because you don't suffer too much from anxiety. Because for me, like, I wish I could do all those things on a regular basis and feel better, but my anxiety keeps me from doing them. You know, like, I want to eat healthy and eat, you know, eat the right amount of meals and eat the right amount of calories and all that stuff. But my weight anxiety keeps me from doing that because I'm like, no, I can't eat that much because I'm getting fat or, you know, oh, whatever. So it's like, then I don't eat right. And then, you know, working out, I'm like, oh, I need to work out. right now because I'm getting fat whatever it's like that anxiety so then I work out too hard

and then I hurt myself it's almost like this anxiety cripples all those things that you should be able to do to stay help yeah yeah because even for Shane a lot of times he does not get the same result from working out no more than my body more than for my body like I go to yoga because the way it makes me feel like if I'm having the worst day ever I can have a full 180 reset and mindset on my day and I'm like just go out and walk just go do physical movement and then he he shuts down he hates it so much that it does the opposite effect on him but but Shane also suffers from depression as well as anxiety which are different things and and both those together are like really tough to deal with I also suffer from both of those things right clinically depressed

and my therapist to diagnose me whatever it's and it's like that's the thing you don't have the not being able to get out of bed but I have that sometimes where like truly And it just sounds like an annoying, lazy. Like, if I heard someone being like, oh, I just can't get out of bed because my depression, like that would sound so frustrating. But it, like, truly you can't sometimes. And it's tough. Because it's an imbalance, right?

Depression's an imbalance in your brain. It's a good word, you know, because I was thinking a lot about balance. And I think not to go too big picture with it, but you said something that kind of struck me. You said, what's the purpose? That's kind of like a question that gets brought up when you're having these big anxiety attacks or these moments of depression that you go through. That's the ultimate question. And I think for me, it's a little bit hard sometimes to talk about anxiety because over the past

year, I do go through it momentarily and I do have tough times. But I found that what you say, what's the purpose? That's the main, that's the ultimate end all be all. If you don't have a clear idea of what your goal is or what kind of a life you want to live or, or you know if you don't have any kind of a purpose to your life, then you're going to get caught up in every single moment. make everything important to the point where it's crippling. You know what I'm saying? It's like what paralysis by analysis? Like you're overthinking, you're over analyzing. And I think once,

and not to promote it as like an end all be all to help you, but once I had an extreme psychedelic experience where I felt like I spoke with God, I felt like I had an out of body experience, it felt like I kind of died. It put this life into perspective for me. And I realized that the goal of this life is to find happiness, to spread happiness, to not place your source of happiness on things that you can't control, and just to go throughout, because you're only going to live life once. I mean, people have been using psychedelics for thousands of years, and it's done a whole lot for civilization.

I'm glad to see the taboo being lifted, and maybe it's not for everybody, but that was a huge experience in my life. And the whole thing is, I, okay, you went really quickly over, you said you saw God. yeah i need i need a second what and what uh yeah so mainly the psychedelic that i enjoy using is mushrooms i like to be as organic as possible but i started looking into dmt and the experiences the people were having um i always wanted to try ayahuasca but that's kind of a journey to do so i was able to get my hands on some dmt so you you have to smoke it and you have to take a couple of big hits and then pretty much you hold your breath and before you know it you just

blast off into another realm depending on how much you smoke is really that just gave anxiety like if you smoke a little bit you can sit here and probably have a conversation and you'll just see like almost a film that looks like all these crazy shapes and colors it basically looks like the matrix you know but if you take a lot you have what's called a breakthrough and that's when you have an ego death you separate completely from your body there's no sense of time there's no sense of space because time and space is what ties you into reality without those to variables, there would be nothing. You know what I mean?

That can tie you into a moment. So I smoked a very large amount, because I'm a go big or go home type of guy. So I did that. All I remember is I started to blow it out, and then I heard this loud bang, and then it was like just crazy shapes and colors, squiggly lines in front of me in a loud buzz.

And the initial thought I had was I just killed myself. I don't know how I did it, but I'm dead. I just killed myself. I had a huge wave of panic. And I thought, oh, my God, fucking, you know, my wife. And then all of a sudden, it just went completely white. And I lost focus of any kind of logical thoughts that I could ever have or words. Words didn't exist.

It turned completely white. I was able to see forever in all directions. So a 360 degree view of all directions. And after that happened, I did actually hear a couple words. It was a lyric from a song that's the only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of dark. That lyric came into my mind and then it just went black. Whoa. And then it went black.

And then there was like green lightning bolts. And I just heard, God is everything. You are part of everything. God is in you. You are with God. And then I can't explain a whole lot more than that. But I felt in the presence of God, I felt like I am part of something this source that's all power. that's all knowing, you know, I realized that there's so much more to my existence than these things that I'm thinking about all the time.

And it's just like a fucking wow moment, you know. And it was almost, it sounds kind of weird, but I got the option to either stay in that realm or go back to the world that was used to. And I wanted to go back to the world that was used to. And then I asked, like, what is this all about? You know, that was my last thing. And then all that happened was I said, who care? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? And it was like... This is making me like... It became...

It became... It became... It became like a wind-up. Like, who cares, who cares, cares, who cares, cares. It cares. But... And then I... And then I started coming, too. Because up until they're, like, I know I'm saying words and stuff, but it wasn't coming to me, like, me and you were talking right now. It was... I always hear people say they talk to God. I talk to myself in my head. Uh-huh. You know, I've never heard another voice.

Uh-huh. You know, but this was like, I wasn't... It was all spiritual. So although I'm speaking in English right now Like in the moment it was just no words had to be said It was just a feeling it was a spiritual moment But the who cares was because who cares Like if I ever have a problem in life

From going through a lot who cares Like ultimately it could be boiled down to like Is this something so important That I should throw away my happiness You know like if you can fix it don't worry If you can't fix it don't worry You know and You can't change the outcome either way

you know exactly so hearing that story how does that make you feel horrified it's like a nightmare part of me is like it's so beautiful and the other part of me is like Chris it's becoming a lot more popular even like in the Gwyneth Paltrow Netflix show they did psychedelics for therapy and it's becoming more mainstream to do it's something that I would like to do eventually well like ecstasy if you take MDMA you guys next time we come to Colorado I don't want to incriminate myself But something's gonna happen Who knows what it will be

But I mean every It feels like everyone has very different advice On the anxiety of depression Whether it's like therapy Running exercise And all these things can help Like I think it totally depends on the person I think the individual person needs to figure out what works

Just being proactive for them Because your advice may not work for Jared Your advice may not work for me my advice you know whatever but um but yeah i mean i think you need to try things and see what works for you but i think as long as you're trying that's the best thing because there are a lot of people who just let their depression or anxiety swallow them whole and get lost just keep trying you will find the thing that works for you you will get better you know it never worked doing nothing yeah there you go so do something just do something and make it an effort to do

something yeah yeah totally yes there's such an easy joke there about just do it damn just do it Just dill do your butt. Hey, hey, he'll do it. Yes, Dill do it. Or Dill don't. Listen. It's up to you. Okay, now we're going to, okay, we're going to take a break.

And then when we come back in conspiracy theories, oh my God, okay. It's not a big deal, though. It isn't a big deal, though. Hey. It's not. No pun intended. Okay, so I'm so excited about today's conspiracy. corner. First, I want to show you guys a couple of subliminal message updates. Okay, so somebody sent me

this and at first I thought it was stupid and then I looked at it a few more times and it scared me and it actually like freaked me out and I was afraid to go to bed. So, dude, great fucking intro for that, man. I'm going to build these up. I love it. Nice. All right. So if you take the Starbucks logo, you see it? Yeah, a nude woman holding her tail. Wait, actually, now that I'm looking at the Starbucks logo, that's weird, right? Or no, is it like, religious. I don't want to be offensive. It's like a woman spreading her legs open. If you take the Starbucks logo and you flip it upside down, it makes, it makes a demonic, I think it's called a baffomet, but it's a demon-horned figure that is used in cults and mythical traditions. Honestly,

copy is kind of a cult, especially Starbucks. Dude, I see a man's face. Well, yeah, it's like the with horns. Yes, that's what it is. It's a demon. It scared me because I was like, when you take the Starbucks cup and you drink it and you put it. and you put it upside down to your mouth. There's a demon. I'm just saying. No, it actually scared me. It was stupid, but when I saw it, it scared me.

Okay, the next one, I have an update on a Mandela Effect. I literally, I got this email, and I couldn't believe it. I didn't believe it. Actually, I shouldn't read the email first. I should just show you the clip. So this is an achy-breaky heart, Mandela Effect update. Chris, can you Google the lyrics for Ake-Brakey Heart? Because I think there's a Mandela Effect that he never actually says,

Don't Break My Heart. What? So the actual lyrics, but don't tell my heart. heart. My achy breaky heart. Right? That's crazy. He never says don't break my heart. Don't tell my heart. That's a lie. We need to get Billy Ray on this couch. What? I need the truth. Are you guys ready for this? Okay. This is the holy grill. Raleigh, can you see it? Mm-hmm. Okay. Huge. Disney, please don't copyright me. Fair use rates. Hey, dude. Love the mullet. This guy. Isn't he like 40 years old? Shout out to him, dude, for looking so good. Jason Earles. He has two for his name.

dude, that's dope. Dude, that's all the proof I need. Wait, why aren't you shook? What? You don't remember the man. He is so shooke, he doesn't have to react. It was not don't break my heart. What was it?

It was tell. Don't tell my heart. Supposedly don't tell my heart. Yes. And Billy Ray, who is the writer and singer of that. hit song literally said don't break my heart my itchy twitchy heart he went on the biggest platform in media Hannah Montana and put why are you how are you not shook by this I screamed when I saw this somebody sent me this and said oh my god it's crazy right yeah literally we need

to get like the Richter scale for earthquakes yeah it's like this is a 5.2 like a shook like this is the shifter stale or something like that yes dude I'm at like a 8.5 oh I'm at a Gildo in my ass right now. This shit is end of the world to me type stuff. Wow. Your face didn't tell me that. Well, okay. Can we be honest?

Yeah. While we were really drunk and while they were really high, we watched this clip last night. We couldn't wait. I needed your reaction. That's why I'm so mad. You couldn't wait. Because last night, well, I was drunk.

Gone. And I was like, oh my God, you guys. Zandelle effect. And I was like, I shouldn't show you. I shouldn't show you. And then I showed them. And I'm like, you have to pretend you haven't seen it. So then we watched it last night.

We were screaming in the kitchen. So I'm being pranked. And that's why all the pressure is on me. And I think this is like a two out of ten. But I did freak out last year. Billy Ray himself just confirmed a Mandela effect. He didn't write it. He's acting.

He's the writers in the writer room wrote that. Anyways, thank you so much, Sophia, for sending me that. It shook me. So all of these now, I have to know that you've shown everyone. That was the only one, I promise. I promise. I have a couple more Mandela effects. I know.

We're kind of over it. We've done way too many of these. I should probably take a break. But I saw these and I was like, I just have to know what you guys think. Oscar Meyer. Okay. Is it the one on the left or the one on the right? I don't even see a difference.

Well, one is M.A. Oh, I wish I had Oscar Meyer. I mean, if it's mayor, I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, it has to be the one on the left. Or it's over for that. Oscar Mayor would be criminal. It's hard for me to look at these and not go the way that I feel like it shouldn't be. I've been through too much last night.

I can't handle Mayor right now. Don't do that. Okay, well, here it is. I'm going to go come with something. You're kidding me. Oscar Meyer. I know. Now, that's crazy.

Also, what is an uncured weiner? Sorry, side note. Not important. Oscar Meyer. Why is it nay? Meyer. John Mayor. It's not John Meyer.

I'm so upset. Right? The mayor. I hate it. It's not the Meyer. It just doesn't make sense. I'm boycotting the brand, honestly. Wait, we need sponsors.

Wait. Oscar. No. I mean, yes. We'll all put a hot dog in our box. I'm not eating it. For you. Quite honestly.

Okay, the next one. This is like a really famous one. Flintstones. Is it the one on the left or the one on the right? Flynnstones. Meet the Flynn stones. Oh, the Flintin Stones? It's got to be the left.

I think the one on the left makes sense to me. Yeah, if it's the right, that's foot. I don't remember like. And it's the one on the right. Right. With the two T's. That looks stupid. Is that what the actual logo for the Flintstones looks like? Hold on. Let me look this up. And he only has three toes.

That is weird. What's his wiki feet? If Fred Flintstone has a better wiki feet than me. Oh, he's got to. His feet are killing it. I mean. Wait, he kind of looks like Chris is type. I like that. He's giving Kevin Jay. And John Goodman played him in the movie.

Who's like a bunch of chaser's dream. King. King shit. Yeah, that looks wrong to me. And I'm never going to believe it. Oh, okay. Okay. So I have a conspiracy. It's a joke, but it also is kind of not a joke.

And I thought of it right before we started shooting because right before we started today, something happened. And listen, I don't want to get into politics. But when there's a clip of the president, Joe Biden, falling off a bike. I'm watching it. I'm watching it a few times. I feel bad. I'm laughing. I'm dissecting.

it from different angles. I'm seeing the angles. I'm seeing what happened. And my theory is, why did they put the man on the bike? If he can't ride a bike, how can he run a country, Ryland? I mean. Oh, wait, I'm not saying, wait. I mean, in his defense, we've had a president in a wheelchair before. He definitely couldn't ride a bike. Whoa. I'm not smart enough to know which one it was. But I know there was one. Chris, what president did we have that was in a wheelchair? Was it Teddy Roosevelt, actually, can I redeem myself by actually knowing which one it was? Now, listen, first of all, I did feel bad. It was sad because I saw his foot, his foot got trapped in the pedal.

There's an angle where it shows his foot getting trapped in the pedal, and that's what made him fall, and I've done that before. So I related. He goes down in slow motion. It's unbearable. Like, he tries, and I'm like, it's relatable for sure, but it's also just tragic. It was one of the first time, like Chris even said, we were like, wow. I've never felt closer to Joe Biden. I'm the clumsiest human in the world

And I trip on everything And every just all the time And like sometimes I'll like It'll be like that where it's like slow And like there's so much time for me to bring But I'm I can. It's start and it happens And I'm like I get it So here is where my theory came in

Also it was Roosevelt You Roosevelt King shit You think he's playing the sympathy card Roosevelt? No I didn't I was like This was a great man

Like this was planned No, what I'm saying is, you said you've never felt closer to him. Very relatable, right? Then I started thinking. I think he came out as a bottom. Joe Bottom! That's iconic. That is iconic.

He's got my phone. Joe Bottom? Wow. I love where Joe Biden led us in this topic. I was very curious how this was going. I love it. So what? Get to your theory.

It's versatile. I'll continue. What? I'm versatile. I'll continue. Okay. This is okay, yes. Don't versus Tyler race him.

Sorry, Brevard. Kamala versus. Kamala. Okay. Very political. We did it, Joe. Okay, sorry. We didn't, Joe.

Oh, my God. Sorry. So my theory was, like, remember when Jennifer Lawrence fell on stage at the Oscars? Yeah. Over her dress. And then she became the most relatable queen in the world. Everybody loved Jennifer Lawrence. people were kind of annoyed by her and then she fell and everybody's like me but i want to just say that shit backfired ain't no everyone's making fun of the guy

joe bite you know right his approval rating i think is low right so what does he do he's on a bike he falls we're like i relate we feel kind of bad for him and it's relatable because clumsy shit you know you know why maybe it was planned and maybe i don't want that man to be near any button that could blow the world Okay? And on a second note, here's my conspiracy theory. I look at it like he was riding the bike, fine. Who knows? He could have ridden 20 fucking miles before this point. I think there was a group of people. You see it in the video. Okay, they're waiting for him. They're about to fucking attack him verbally with questions. He had his people with them. And then they were saying, hey, Joe, what are you going to do about the gas prices?

Hey, Joe, what do you think about Bitcoin? And they're like, Joe, you got to fucking take it. Joe, just fall. Fall, fall, fall. Okay. You know, distracted. In this year. So, Joe's like, uh, yeah, though. And I think it was a perfect distraction because he didn't have to answer any questions. And now we're saying, like, how relatable he fell on a bike?

Or he's just Jennifer Lawrence. I have two things. Hey, I have two things. One, Jennifer Lawrence, I don't think was annoying. I think she got so popular. The media made her annoying. Every headline was, like she was out of- Me with the drama channels.

No, literally, her narrative was taken outside of herself. And she was made annoying. outside of herself. She was slaying too hard. So, Justice for Jennifer Lawrence. And Joe Biden, as much as I would like to play along

with you guys, I don't think he's coordinated enough to coordinate the fall. I just think the takeaway is Joe Bottom was fucking hilarious. That was like, so iconic. Joe Bottom is like, if Joe Bottom really wants

to fucking get those approval ratings, if he embraces Joe Bottom, game over. During Pride Month, who cares about gas prices? You know? I'll even watch the video. Starts an only fan. Joe Bottoms.

I'll subscribe. Oh, wow. Everyone, like out of curiosity, I think a lot of people. To watch Joe Bottom? You're not going to pay to just see it once. No. If you have a wiki fee? I'm sure.

Of course he does. Honestly, and listen, once again, not political. But I will say, I don't want to see Joe Biden's penis. I don't want to see Joe Bottom doodling. in his butt. I don't want to see a dildo in Joe bottom. I'm curious to see what we have to look forward to. Tiddly and do it in his butt.

Um, no, listen, we're not a political podcast, but we, we approve of the message that Joe Biden's changed his name Joe bottom. 2024. Oh, definitely. I think America can get behind that. I honestly, that's the only thing we can all get behind is Joe's bottom. Yeah. Um, okay. Woof.

Anyway, would you help me if I fell up a bike? Of course. Thank you. Okay, kid shows. This one is really stupid, but there's a lot of Door the Explorer conspiracy theories. Like everything's all in her head. She's, you know, she's seeing all these crazy images. It's not really conspiracies, just generally real, right?

Because, like, backpacks don't talk. No, they don't. But somebody did, have you ever heard of backmasking? Yeah, where you play it backwards? So backmasking is a theory that has been around forever, and it's basically if you play a song backwards, sometimes there are subliminal messages or, like, demonic things. There's one famous one where if you play a Britney Spears song backwards,

it sounds like she sang, sleep with me, I'm not too young. Whoa. But this one I saw, and somebody actually sent this to me and said, listen to this door, the explorer clip backwards. It's like, I don't know. And then I watched it. It creep me out. I mean, listen.

If I'm being honest, that was so clearly Hail Satan that I feel like it's edited. Like, I want to take the theme song in reverse it myself because I don't believe it's going to do that. Yeah, it was very clear. That was real. It was just so like, there was none of the, even the syllables of what they said in the pre. I don't know. You know what, Chris? Actually, that's actually a good idea.

Let's debunk it possibly, even though I think it's real. I think Dora is fucking Satan. Wait, wait. Conspiracy real quick is the conspiracy that it makes little kids want to run away? Because where's, is that her thing? Is she just always on the run? With the backpack exploring? Whoa.

Did she run away? Wait a minute. Fucking running way to hell. If this works, I'm going to, I'll be shook if this works. Okay, while you're working on that. Another quick kid show conspiracy. I've actually done a video about this year. ago. But I find it even more prevalent now because I feel like mental health is so many people

are aware of it. There's a theory that every character in Winnie the Pooh represents a different mental health struggle. Okay. Winnie the Pooh, he's obsessed with honey. He's obsessed with food. He's so big that he gets stuck in holes, relatable. Piglet, anxiety. Oh, can't be still always nervous. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Yes. Shaky pig. Same. Yes. Um, rabbit, narcissistic personality disorder. Only thinking about himself. Never think about anybody else. Always about rabbit. Always rabbit. Fucking Tigger. Tigger. ADHD. Wait. Tigger's not what I thought. I was thinking about Tiggers. Who's the rabbit?

Rabbit's the one that's like, I need something. He sucks. Oh, but oh, but Tigger bounces. I think I was thinking about the Tigger's always hyperactive and then E.O. Depression. Yeah, that makes. Oh, yeah. Have you been called E. E.O. Your whole life because I have. No. And isn't he wearing a bandage? Doesn't he have a bandage on? Oh, he's probably shooting up, dude Because I was like I've I've I've heard this a few different ways I've heard it's not about these disorders They're all drug addicts So poo is like a pothead that's always like yeah He's always hungry

No again pig lid is like a fucking Tweaker like a tweaker Tigger is like PCP or something like that Eeyore is heroin And then the rabbit would probably be cocaine You know what I mean? because it's like, oh, whatever, if it's... Wow.

But I've heard both, so... Yours makes more sense. I'm going to say all the characters on Winnie the Pooh are drug addict. Chris, did you reverse it? I reversed it. And what happened? And I'm kind of shook.

Because it's... Oh my God, wait, play it. Maybe put your mic down. Ew. Why does it sound worse? Because it's realer. That is crazy. You know, backmasking is a real thing that they do.

Just so you know. We should backmask this episode. It is crazy even for the people that are making the music like they have a lot of time to create something that sounds It probably takes five minutes you know I'm sure this this had to been in an accident though like there's no way I don't think so I think that was real that's really scary honestly whoa I like put it in there as a joke but that's really fucking scary what is what is the words that they're reversing what are they saying first door the Explorer is that it let me play it the right way it's name dora the explorer backwards that's pretty bad that is so scary ew ew move over billy ray this is creepier dora get on this couch don't tell my brain don't don't break my fucking reality dora that's crazy

Action, Rylid's Recap is about to happen. Rylans Recap. Oh, my God. This is literally my favorite part of the show. I'm like, after last week, I'm a little scared because the reaction was too good. You know? It's like, should we leave a good thing as a good thing? No pressure.

This is going to be great. Amazing. Best segment of the show. No pressure. Everyone's looking forward to it. Here we go. On today's camera action, Rylid's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the boys are in Colorado and got stoned out of their minds. They had to cancel the first episode of the podcast because they couldn't handle themselves. And Jared breaks Shane's zip line. Oh, not only that, the lights come falling down with him. We also learned that the guys are canceling themselves yet again. Oh, why? Oh.

Yeah, this is news to me. What do? Okay, this is breaking news. Give me the recap. Right. What is it? What is it? How do we get canceled?

The boys had a controversial take on our president, Joe Biden, calling him a bottom. It was shocking, triggering, and quite frankly, uncalled for. The masses are disturbed, and Twitter is outraged. Jared is introduced to the term verse. Jared learns what verse means, and he thinks that he thinks that he's. He's one of them. Dora Explorer is a Satanist cult. We learned that Dora the Explorer is not the PG woman you thought she was. Oscar Meyer isn't the we wish as it was.

Now you're just writing it. I'm pitching to art. I'm sorry. Oscar Meyer, well, what can I say? Oscar Myers not spelled the rate. What other bombshells did we have? Oh, oh, we talked about our relationship. Oh.

On the rocks. What's the segment called again? And Shane and Ryland have their biggest blowout. biggest blowout yet you're not gonna want to miss it because are they gonna make it we don't know Shane alludes to an affair with Chris I mean the drama oh oh dad did so good I'm sorry you're so good I got I got it okay okay Shane Dawson has announced an affair with his podcast co-host Chris B station you can look it up on Instagram there's multiple drama channels talking about it and Chris

has the latest. Chris? There's not really a toss. Oh, it's a, no, it's a statement. I was like, what? Oh, and we do have a statement from Chris himself. Chris, what? Chris, are you cheating with Shane? Of course, never more than once.

Live reactions are pouring into our studio, and everyone's calling bullshit. No one believes it. And with that, that ends the Shane Dawson podcast. What? Oh, oh, um, Billy, Ray confirms Mandela Effect. Oh, yeah.

Billy Ray's Iris confirms Mandela Effect on the Hannah Montana show, confirming what we all knew to be true. All right, you guys. What was it? Well, no, like, you have to watch the show. You've got to leave some to the imagination, right? They already watch it. It's the recap, not a preview.

It's Riley. Recap. Oh, Eeyore is on heroin, right? Eeyore's a heroin addict. And Winnie the Pooh has an eating disorder. Or he's just a bodied. Or he's just a drug addict. This just in the cast of Winnie the Pooh are all drug addicts.

Eeyore is on. Heroin. Heroin. Pooh. Weed. Is a big old pothead. Which we don't, which is not as frowned upon as the heroin addiction. Which is totally legal in most states and not completely frowned upon.

But, yeah, Eeyer just to confirm. Totally frowned upon for the heroin. Just to confirm. Heroin is bad, bad, bad. Bad. That seems fun. How you said it, but yeah, yeah. We get it. It's bad. Well, the boys truly hope you enjoyed their Cowboy theme episode in Colorado. And of course, we hope you all come back next week.

Don't forget, if you want to follow us on social media, we're at the Shane Dusson podcast. And we'll see you again soon. Good night. Walk away. Yeah. Wow. I want to fuck you in front of everyone. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this was.

Your recap was incredible. Thank you so much for that. And yeah, I feel like this was a successful first Colorado podcast. You can't spell Colorado without red. Okay, dad. All right, I hope you guys enjoyed this. We'll see you next time. And make sure to give this video a thumbs up.

If you want us to keep making more, seriously, let us know. And should we ever do it in Colorado again? Oh, yeah. Oh, also let us know in the comments where you shook you. by the Mandela FX, did you think that it was Oscar Mayer or Meyer? I want to know your honest opinions. Are we stupid? Maybe that's just a comment. Are we stupid? You know?

The most comments you've ever got. And don't individually tell us because I don't want to hear it. All right. You guys will see you next time. Bye. You know,