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Episode Date: October 12, 2025

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Then the pizza came and listen. She said, I'm not saying they're doing this, but it looks oddly similar. What? No. Oh my God. That's the worst one I've ever seen. Yes. What is going on there?

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell. This is the finale. Woo! Not the finale. of our podcast. I was getting ready to retire, so. I'm quitting. Guys, this is the finale of the Farmers Got Talent Show.

As you can see, we've all got on our best. Chris, literally, you look like you're going to escort me to my death. You're going to paint my body. You have something so fancy on your tie. I don't even know what it's called. Oh, yeah, the clip that holds the tie in place, period. Where did you get a suit like this? I used to work at a very fancy shave shop and I had to have things like this.

You had to wear a suit to work? You had to dress up. Yeah, they made you dress up really nice. It looks so good. I know, I like how you look. I just don't like wearing suits. I haven't worn it in a while and it's tight. It's so much tighter than I remember.

All those muscles. Right. Thank you. Lifting up big boys. How much are we benching? Three hundy? Jared and Sandy, you guys look beautiful today. Thank you.

Dazzling, might I say. Jared's looking a little thing. Say more. I'm just going to say this. Jared, you're looking chiseled. I feel pretty chiseled. I mean, what is going on? He's been lifting 300 pound men too.

Myself. I'm in ketosis. Can you explain that to me? So we are on a nutrition plan. So we have cut sugars out of our diet. God. And what this is going to do is allow my body to actually burn fat. Ooh.

I guess before it was just obtaining fat. Okay. So now it's burning fat. Right. It was pretty rough for a few days. I felt like I wanted to give up. I couldn't even go through the grocery store without feeling depressed because I can't eat any of it. You just told me you were about to eat the granola last night.

I was. I almost caved in last night and had granola. But the fact that caving in would be having granola. Whoa. I was going to say, why was your craving granola? And why did you have access to granola? Yeah, why do I have access to granola? I had bought some because at work we did like a breakfast potluck.

And so I bought some and he was telling me on the way here. He said, man, I was so hungry last night and the granola was there. He's like, we got to get rid of it. He's like pretty much the only reason he didn't eat it was because it was still sealed. Oh, yeah. So he didn't want me to see that he had some because he had to open it. And also because having to open something adds an element of guilt into the mix. He also did tell me the other day, he said, you know, we could easily eat something and just not tell each other.

He said, did you believe he said that to me? He's like, we could literally cheat and just, like, not tell each other. I don't know that you could because you'd test not in ketosis. Well. Wait, you guys are like, you can like test. Yeah, you can like test for it. Yeah, we're pricking our fingers. It's going into a machine, all that stuff.

What? So we're testing our, it hurts. We're testing our sugar and then we're also testing our blood. I'm swishing coconut oil in my mouth every morning. How, wow. For 15 minutes. What? Is that even part of keto?

Wait, you're swishing it like mouthwash? Yeah, well, that's... Okay, you might have lost me. That's so long. And is the goal just help? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, we'll see where else it takes us.

But it's like a six to nine month process. At some point, we're going to take ice baths. We're going to take ice baths. We're going to take ice baths. See? But we're testing everything, not just our sugar. It sounds like my nightmare. We're testing our blood pressure in the morning, like laying down, standing up.

We're testing our heart rate variability. Like, we're testing our pH in the morning. Like, you guys are running a hospital. over there. Yeah, literally. It feels like it. Do you need a nurse? Yeah, probably.

Should wear a catheter. I am. Wow, well, I'm proud of you guys. That's more than I've ever done in my life. Yeah, it's been a month. So congratulations. Honestly, that is an accomplishment. If we quit now, I'd feel proud of myself.

Yeah, but we're not going to. You're a much stronger person than I am in every way. Than any else, really. Wow. Chris, how's your ketosis? I would. I wouldn't have even known what that means. I would have thought someone had a stroke.

Never tried it. Never don't know her. No, yeah. I've used coconut oil as lube. That's the only correlation I have to this. Okay. I've used. Akito.

Love coconut oil. Is that safe? It's anti-bacterial. It's good for it, right? It's very, yeah. Very lubricant. A different kind of pulling. We're going to go from there.

Spencer, what is going on with life? I didn't see, okay, here's a thing. Yeah, I'm not going to, let me talk about the diseased elephant in the room. Referring to myself, I don't want to do this. I feel like every episode has turned into me having a different, like, illness. And I promise, guys, I'm not manifesting this. Having kids has broken me. It has changed my life.

I'm so grateful to be a dad. We love our children so much, literally the whole point of existing. But also, they get sick, I get sick. We are building our media. It's available who got sick first, if we're being honest. We are building our immune systems together. Shane and our toddlers starting at zero. My doctor later, I was like, why am I always getting sick?

I feel like this is embarrassing. I hate this. She goes, well, maybe because you started leaving the house and stuff, like you're building your immune system just like your babies. It's like, right, a 37-year-old baby just fresh out in the world. So, yeah, anyways, yes, the last two weeks, I have not seen Spencer. I haven't seen any of you guys because I've been quarantined because I had hand-foot mouth disease. You had a disease from like the 18-100?

Which, like, sounds so scary. And honestly, it kind of is. It sounds like literally something you get, like, on a pirate shit. Yeah, it literally is, like, the organ trail. Like, I got the head-foot mouth disease. You should probably get a polio vaccine. Literally. Like, I'm over it.

I don't want to talk about how sick I have been forever. But I will just say this. You will see pictures of me in Las Vegas wearing medical gloves. It was devastating. I just want to say, I was. not contagious. My doctor cleared me a week before that. I was not contagious. The problem is when you get hand foot mouth disease, don't Google it. You just get these crazy blisters all over your body. And then after you're healed, your body starts like building new skin or whatever. So like you get new

skin. Yeah, the blisters pop or peel or whatever. And then his hands are peeling like he got a chemical peel on his hand. My hands look a little wild. But I got like nice, you know, leather gloves for like when we were out in about in Vegas because I felt like that was less weird, even though it was a More like, this is a weird fashion, not a weird, I know, like, it's high fashion nowadays that people are wearing gloves. No, it's very like, it's in right now. Yeah, but not walking around the strip and fake it. So we were going to a meet and greet and Ashley Simpson. Okay.

Yes. So the worst part is the amount of people I had to lie to. Guys, I felt like I was on Big Brother. Did you see, did you witness any of my lies? Oh, I caught all of them. What do you mean? You don't think I sold it? I had to join in on a half of the time.

So let me explain. So obviously, people would ask me why I'm wearing gloves. And like when I would go to like, because I was trying to find nice gloves. Because yes, I'll get to in a second, but we were going to go to a meet and greet. And yeah, I'm not going to meet Ashley Simpson wearing latex gloves. I don't want to scare her. So I was like, I need to get some like cute little, you know, little nice leather gloves. So I'd go into these nice stores and be like, do you guys have any gloves? Are like, no, it's 100 degrees. Oh my good. Like golf clubs or whatever. But then I would be wearing like, I went to the Gucci store. And I was like, do you guys have gloves? Can I try one on? And I was like, oh, I'll keep my legtext gloves on. The girl was like, why are you wearing those? And I was like, I just on the spot, I was like, I burnt my hands. I burnt my hands. And she goes, how? And I said, cooking pasta. Which is something he doesn't eat.

Yeah, he hates pasta. He literally hates pasta. So that first one was a little scary. But like, I got through it. So then we're walking around on the strip and we see these two show girls. And they're just like, hey, do you want a picture with us? You know, they walk around. You take pictures and they show their butts and you show your butt.

But one of the girls was like, oh my God, I watch a podcast. And I was like, oh, my God, hi. And then the other girl's like, oh, my God, I watch a podcast. I'm going to go, hi. And then they were just like, where are you wearing gloves? And at this point, I'm like, I'm about to lie to a viewer. And that's scary. And then I was just like, oh, my God.

I was cooking and the pasta and then the pot and then whatever. And now my hands are burned. Anyways, like, let's your asses. And they totally bought it. And I moved on. But this turned into three, like two days of this. Now at the end of it, I started to believe it. I would like shout out everybody I met.

Especially since I don't even think she asked why I was wearing gloves. Wait, can you talk about that experience? Yeah, let's talk about that far. Sandy was asking so many questions and I made her stop talking. He's, I'll stop asking questions. Okay. Oh my God, wait, before I get to that, so I'm wearing the latex gloves, right? So, and we're walking around pretty drunk at like one in the morning.

And this guy, you know, when you walk in Vegas, like somebody will come up to you and be like, you want cocaine, you want cocaine, or, you know, strip club, strip club, or, you know, strip club, well, they're slapping the cards. Yeah. So this guy walks up to us and I have the gloves on and then he just, he goes, he goes, strip club strip club strip up i said and at this point i ate so much mexican food that i was like feeling sick and i was also you know intoxicated i haven't been drunk in years and then i just turned to him and i'm like oh i am so sick right now and then he just goes oh oh oh get better

and then i realized i'm wearing gloves and then he goes oh my god get better and then i realized i'm wearing gloves he probably thought i had like the plague oh no i mean basically you did I mean, you're not sick anymore. Like, so scary. I tell me, but you're sick right now. They think it's like COVID or a cute. Oh, I look like I had skirt. Okay, Ashley Sensen.

So, okay, so on me and Rylans' third date, I was about to break up with him. And we went to, we went to a. Someone would say I was about to break up with him. It was not going well. Our first date was good. Second date was fun. Do plantation. Love the vibe.

Lunch date. He picked me up from work. I'm so fun. And then third date, we're going to a Mexican restaurant. The Friday, I had a long week. It's like, you know, fifth day of working and waking up early. And you're just like, oh. Yeah.

It's got to go on this third date. Like, we're not that comfortable with each other yet, but I'm not really in the mood. Right. So I'm in the car with him, and I'm driving. We're going to a Mexican restaurant. And I just feel a vibe. And I'm like, this is kind of weird. And then he, out of nowhere, just goes, you know, the third date is usually when I never see him again.

What? okay what I was like what do you mean he's like I don't know I just know when it's not right I just know and I end it that's crazy to say to him ladies with that line right there yeah there it is like I just move on in my head I'm already thinking okay when I saw this is a random backstory but the first time I saw him was in this video and I was like I'm gonna marry him and this is before I ever met him right so I was like this is going to work but why am I not feeling this and he's not feeling me but like i like him and i think we're going to get married so i feel like i can't go against the universe and then we're on the way back and i turn on the ashley simpson

autobiography album because it's one of my go-tos and i'm like you know what fuck it if he's not going to talk to me in this car ride i'm just going to scream sing autobiography by myself and i turn it on and it's like you think you know me a whole different person emerge and then i hear next to me And literally, and then once that chorus hit, Gaston, Elma, we started scream singing together, the whole ride home, we park in my driveway, and we listened to three more songs, Piece of me, Surrender, we're hitting all the bobs.

And then I just turned to him, and in my head, I thought, oh my God, I was right. I'm going to marry him. And I thought this is nice, too. I was like, I can actually, like, be myself and be comfortable around this person. I'll see this guy one more time. Just once, put a little coconut.

And so when Ashley Simpson announced, is her first live performance in 20 years, we were like, sign us up. And so the time had finally arrived. And of course, my family comes down with the plague, HFMT. And I was like, great. Of course this ruins my vagus. And I'm not giving Ashley Simpson hand foot math disease. I'm not having that. That's not going to live on my conscience. Yeah, that's a bad CMC headline right there. So I like, I was waiting for my doctor to tell me. So once I was cleared or whatever, there was still a week to go. And I was like, all right, by then I'm going to be totally fine. Of course, my hands were still crazy looking, so I had to wear glove.

And then we're in line for the meet and greet package. And people started coming up to us. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every qualified stay. Life's the trip. Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. Like sharing really sweet stories about how they just found my videos or they watched the podcast or things like that.

One of them, one of the guys, like, made me cry. And as they were doing that, I started thinking, oh, my God. Like, I am shaking. I'm so nervous to meet Ashley Simpson. And they're coming up to me. They're probably kind of nervous, but they're doing it. So, like, I could do it. And then this one guy started telling me his story or whatever.

And then I was like, I'm so nervous to me, Ashley Simpson. And then he was just like, I believe in you. Tell her everything you've ever wanted to tell her. And I was just like, I'm going to tell her that she literally, saved our relationship and because of her we are married and have kids. It really is because of her. If you really think about it

so then I was like I'm gonna do it so now at this point I'm drunk a little bit and I'm and I got gloves on I'm just like I'm gonna do it so we walk up and Ashley's standing right there and then we get up to Ashley and Ryan was like you say it you say you didn't want to talk

like now so then I got an idea I'm like oh my God I'm gonna hold it picture of Max and Jet on my phone and, like, hold it because, you know, I want them to be a part of it. So then I look at Ashley and I'm like, I'm like, okay, first of all, like, okay, because of you. And then one night and we were on a third date and we didn't even like each other. But like, I knew I was like, we're probably going to get married. How are we going to fix this? I turn on your album. We started scream singing it. Now we're married and we have two kids.

And she was just like, what? So I show her the picture of Max and Jet. And she was just like, Aunt Ashley. And I was like, yes, Aunt Ashley. And then it was so cute. And then we took the picture and we were holding Max and Jet. It was just the sweetest moment of all. time and I'm so glad that I wasn't so I was so glad I said what I wanted to say yeah and she was incredible hasn't performed in 20 years so good so fun your stories were amazing and she looked incredible I was like yeah it was like such a intimate stage like you were you felt like you were with her I think I'm mostly shocked that Ryland didn't say anything I didn't know you got that nervous so I'm shocked I just gave her a hug and I just looked at her and took it in we had fun though

It was Shane's first time getting drunk in maybe five years. He's had like, he's been scared of getting drunk or something. Well, yeah, because I got alcohol poisoning like seven years ago. And since then, I mean, not actually, but kind of. Like, and ever since then. Like, violently hung up. I've never finished a drink. And I finished one, and then I finished two.

And then we were at Ashley with gloves on. And then afterward, it was a mess. It was a disaster. I realized we're very old. I said, yeah, you know, because we used to go to Vegas when we first started dating and we were just messy and drunk. crazy. So when we got to Vegas, this time we were like, oh, it's just a realization of how old we actually are now. But then we just leaned into it. And by the second night in Vegas,

we were just as drunk as everybody else running around the strip like maniacs. Everyone's old. Yes. But I will say, I'm with you guys on feeling old. We saw Taking Back Sunday, which in itself made me feel old. Speak for yourself. But like halfway through the show, the majority of the people there were sitting down, I think, because their knees hurt. I'll sit down like, ugh. You can tell when it was a new song because everybody would sit down and then when it was like an older song,

everyone would get up to like tear on. Spencer. What does it feel like to be young? It's amazing. I'll be young forever. No, because I actually, I mean, this is not really feeling old, but like my friend is a substitute teacher

and she was like, do you guys know any of the slang? Because our kids were like making fun of her for not knowing any of the slang. He's like, I probably know some of this stuff. I didn't know. I was like, I was like, it's like we're on a new, like, cycle. Oh, wow.

It's not even words. It's like sounds. It's like, yeah. There's some, yeah. Oh, they love saying six,

seven. I just learned about that way. I was like, I don't know. I don't know what that. That's what is it. If you, if you say six seven.

It's like a thing. I don't know. I don't know. What does it mean? I don't know what. It's from some song or something, but it's some TikTok thing. But kids will go crazy if you go six seven.

Well, they're like, as a youth pasture. He has to be hit with what the kids are saying. But by the way, six seven apparently is old now. Because I just learned about it, and someone was like, oh, that's, oh, you just learned about that? And I was like, what?

You know what's not old is tea? Like, spill the tea. And because I was at work, I work at a high school. So I was trying to turn the kids on to gossip. Like, what's the gossip, you know? I was like, so what's the gossip guys? They're like, what is that? And I said, do you know?

Yeah. And I was like, it's gossip. And then no joke. One kid said, gossip's already a short word. Why would you just say? And I said, come. Come on, I said all of us, if we start doing it now, we can create a trend. And he was like, no, they're like, no, we say tea.

And I said, that's so old. Maybe we'll bring, yes, what do you guys think about gossip? Gossip. Let's get a trending. You're just taking, you're basically taking one letter out of the word gossip. Well, it's still cool. I mean, just try. I feel like it just flows out of the mouth really good.

What's the goss? It's like you've been swishing with coconut oil. I feel like if I've ever heard anything, it's what's the goss. I mean, again, I haven't had extra sugar. like a month, guys, okay? And your brain isn't working good. Yeah. All right.

Well, speaking of Gossip and all these six-sevins, we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, guys, it's the finale of Farmers Got Talent. I'm so sweet. I'm kind of sad. I guess we can do season two. We can just do it, yeah.

America's Got Talent's on like 30 years. Period. Wait, not 30 years. We're going to be crowning a winner. This is very, very exciting. And, yeah, I have to pee so bad. I'm not going to lie. That's my hot gossip.

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Hey, welcome back to the finale of Farmers Got Talent. Oh my God. I am, on the drive here, I was like panicking because I'm like, how are we going to choose? This is scary. It's going to be tough.

Like, oh my God, okay. What's its stake? $5,000. And I didn't get a sponsor. So I guess I'm drunk and generous. I'm giving the prize. Vegas Part 2. Okay, so how do we do this?

So I guess do we just, I got, I don't know. Okay, so let me just, we can run down who made it to the finale. So we have five finale winners. We have Felicia. She, I think was maybe our first winner. She was a singer. Hannah is the girl from Alaska. She was one of our most recent winners.

She's also a singer. Gianna, another singer. She was, I think, our second winner. Wherever you are, I believe that. Sarah, who made Minnie Sally. Oh, yeah. Incredible. She had great job, so she made some new stuff.

And then Mallory and Marcy, who made the podcast-themed rap song. Shane in the Zone with conspiracy plots. Aliens, clones, connecting the dots. Rallin walking in, sleigh queen every day. Outfit on 10, got that glam on display. But yeah, so those are our five finalists. And yeah, should we just jump into it? So Felicia, I think she gives a little hello at the beginning of this video with her cats.

So we can start with her. Yeah, work in the pet angle. I like it, Alicia. Hello guys, this is Felicia, and this is my husband, Jesse, and our kiddies, I have Henry and he has Robin. And he does not want to be held right now. But I actually introduce myself. I'm 23 years old, and I'm from New Hampshire.

And I just wanted to say thank you so much for the gift from the last episode. And thank you for inviting me back. And I can't wait to show you guys my video. Her husband is so cute. I love her. Oh, and she's playing. Stone cold

Stone cold I was your amber but now she's your shade of gold Stone cold God knows I try to feel happy for you So good Wow Oh my god

Take the pain Give me and choose me in my heart We'll make it through Oh, and me is happy is her I'm happy for you Wow Somebody put her on a stage Can we not get a soundstage for these people to perform on?

We're going to, this is going to be such a hard. We should have done the finale in Vegas. We should have done a stage. Can I just say, first of all, literally that made me cry. That was so good. Also, I think the reality of this is hitting me that like, not only are you guys so talented,

but we have found such incredible talent. And now this isn't like a joke. No, no. We literally found like incredible, like incredible. like she could win the voice yes yeah like this is insane oh my god yeah how are they that's the first person well i will say what incredible song choice yeah like it felt like she wrote it like she meant those words you know oh my god well felicia and everyone watching support these artists as well i'm sure you'll have them listed in the description section all their

i mean a lot of them are just like don't are just like really sing like i think she's just like a person. This is amazing at singing. Maybe I'll check in. It's like American Idol when like Carrie Underwood was just like on a farm holding a bucket. And she's like, I don't know. I just decided to try out.

I can't believe like you better believe if I was sitting on a voice like that. You guys. No, I'm just saying like if I had talent, oh my God, you guys better watch it for me. I'd be banging on fucking doors and being like you're going to listen to me. and I'm going to be a fucking superstar. You already do that. And I don't even have a challenge. He just bangs on our door.

And I'm like, I know, I know. You're already married me. You're giving great agent energy right now. I will say that. All right. So next up, we have Hannah. Oh, my God. So she did an original song.

Oh, my God. This is too much. And she said, if it's too dark triggering, I can do a karaoke song. I was like, no, this is perfect. I want to hear our original. So this is Hannah from Alaska. Hi, everyone.

It's Hannah, and I'm going to be doing an original song for this round. It's called Body. I'm going to be playing the piano, but I am not a piano player, so don't be judging. So cute. Yeah. Body is body. I regret you. Body is body.

I want to forget you. Oh, my God. I want to wash any memory of you off of my skin. I no longer want my body to be a place you have been. Oh, this home is not safe anymore. You shut up my windows and kicked down my door. Oh, I fear this is beyond repair. And I wish you thought about that, but you didn't care.

Wow. The whole time I was really reflecting on my state of ketosis during that. it made me think about for some reason. I was thinking about the granola, like the journey I've been on with food. Real art will do that to you. Oh my God. She's incredible.

She is, her voice is insane. Like, insane. She definitely has to have an Instagram for her music. She does. Like, I don't know. Like, she's so good. So Hannah, ah, that was so good. And she wrote that.

And the lyrics were incredible. Oh, my God. Hannah, this needs to be on iTunes or wherever we can download it because it is so good. So, we got competing agent energy going on here. Okay. Sandy can be an associate of mine. Whoa, okay.

She doesn't get her own. We are, there are five people. And partners and partners. Riland and partners. I'm good. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Thank you, Anna, for sending that in. Incredible. And so this is Gianna. She said, hey, it's Jan, I took Shane's advice and she's singing, I'm with you by Avro Levine. I can. Thank you for the opportunity. And I think she had just bought her first house after she won the last one.

she was broke so i think she's very grateful about the prize so oh my god this is a more tear jerking oh i need to make god oh i need that cook okay all right so this is giana i'm standing on a bridge yes yes yes It's a damn cold night Yes The bridge is coming, I'm nervous It's a big bridge I don't know who you are

but I I'm with you I'm with you Oh, why is everything so confusing? Yes. Up right here. The yodel. Yes!

Her range is crazy. I feel like her mom. She nailed it. One more, one more. You can't take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are, but I'm with you. Yes! I'm with you.

I'm with you. I'm with you. Can I just say, I love the endings of these videos, just like the realness of like the turn. Yeah. Yeah. It's really good. Wow, that was so good. I feel like a mother.

That was so good. Every note, her voice did not crack. She hit every single note. She went above and beyond. I feel like Avril would be impressed. That was so good. Oh my God. It's not all, we have those three singers, right?

Three singers and then we have the two. Oh my God. I also think doing a song like that is kind of brave because like everyone knows that song. It's so. you know what I mean so like if you don't nail it you know there's like extra pressure and I wasn't thinking about like how did Averill sing it I was just like in in her like with her singing it just was you know yeah it was so nice wow good yeah agent talk good you need an associate wow all right we're gonna pass out yeah we need to

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all right so this is sarah she said hey everyone thank you so much for me allow me to be part of the finale this project was an absolute roller coaster with a lot of lows consisting of many days i didn't think i could do it but i did just a heads up i'm speaking very quickly in the video. Apologies, I tried to make the video as short as I could. And she just said, I just really want to make it clear that I personally made and designed absolutely everything, even the smaller items I made.

Nothing was purchased. Oh, wow. I hope you all made you all proud. So this is, I'm nervous. Sarah. Hey, you guys. So here I am sewing some little pod booboes. This is very spout of the process of over 14 hours

for their heads and their body. She is a pod boomer. Everything else I made. Now, let me introduce to you guys. Let's start with Shane. Of course I chose pink because the S-D- Are you fucking getting me? Before that.

Oh, my gosh. Adding some big brother, H-O-H. I am well. In H-O-H? I'm done. Next is Rylund. Chris always says that he can't stop staring in his eyes when he wears blue. Oh, I got the air one.

Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. It is. Next is Lizzie, a nod. Oh, my God. Luckyest girl in the world, oh my god. Oh, Mr. Pups.

And now we're at Hungry Boy. Oh, my God, that's true. Oh, it's Shrek. Spencer also loves Dune. Oh, like a sandworm without it looking inappropriate. So, oh, my God. Now to Chris, he mentioned in a video that red and black are his favorite colors.

Oh, my God. Look. We get these kids. I love this. I love it. I love it. Oh, my gosh. Next is Jared.

I made him a Wallace. Harper is. Oh, my gosh. It looks like Garrett. A little hot wheels. Oh my gosh. That's so cute. Oh my gosh.

Shut off. And last but certainly not least, our Farmer Queen sing. And I know y'all wanted a Steve Hardley doll. Honestly, at first, I wasn't going to do. That's incredible. And here they are all together. Oh, my God.

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beautiful the fact that you put so much work into that is insane like i i i'm done oh my god wow wow that was every step of the way was the jaw drop yeah it was a reveal reveal reveal the little steep hardly is the cutest thing of everything in my prior life at first i was like Where is she going to take us for three minutes? I know. Wow. Thank you so much. Please send them to us.

I'm speechless. Yeah, she said. She's like it. Okay. Wow. Wow. All right. Wow.

So we got one more. This has been a finale for all finalies. Wow. So this is Mallory and Marcy. They made the rap last time and they said, Hi, everyone. Thank you so much for picking us as a finalist. We couldn't believe it.

We were so grateful and appreciative to be picked. We definitely tried our best to level up. We've been working on it since we were picked on July 6th. Whoa. We started working on writing the lyrics in our music the day of the podcast airing. We wanted to let you guys know our mom, Michelle, crafted and painted our jeans we have on in the video. All the props on the costumes were stuff we already had, so we, or we handcrafted. We also changed our outfits 67 times in this video.

Wow. Six seven. That's where they gave it from. With that by design. I don't know. I don't know. So this is, I don't know if there's a name for this, actually. but this is the podcast

rap part two I guess from Mallory Oh my gosh Oh the shirt Shamed up some podcast Shamed up from podcast Farmers and growers Plant and seeds

Won't listen to the haters They're just the weeds Every two weeks It's watch your garden grow Better subscribe to stay in the note Ripping the game No Need for a boast Steve ain't here

It's for harsh Wonderful harvest So lit it's humble Hubbing the conspiracy van We're heading to crumble Change that style A movie buff king Love Scream in Titanic knows every scene.

Tree House office where the visions expand. Next, James Cameron with a pen in his hand. Roller-acrister Thirling, he's riding on a kid. Living lives loud in his own bold way. Big Brother of Stets, straight, Julie Chin, villain, sipping on a crispy diet Coke. That's Chip. Brown's a dad, always on the go.

Building to his furniture like a probe. Put it in the pod with his best friend, Lizzie. Listen to her cuss makes him kind of ditty. The luckiest girls in the world don't try to stop it. Hey, Mama's, make sure to clock it. Bowed into Jared, the OG full of master, studying to become a realtor in his next chapter. Hot wheel super hunter getting holy grills, renovating the camper, then getting the trails. Walter on his left and Harper on his right.

His iconic wiggle dance is definitely wild. If you didn't know, Jared and Vicky started a show. Pherrys is a mom, heart full of grace, proud of her voice. She walks with faith because she feels his first, kindness in her soul and a heart the birth. It's hungry boy. I wonder where we're getting a bite to eat looking for a snack like Shrek in the swamp

Hey look, it's Chip chomp, chomp Chomp. Chris, clocking in videographer on the same sweet smile looking clean the compliment king Art of the Sip, co-hosts third but don't give him tomatoes and my price is great. Let's think there's Star Wars food and such.

Need some help, he's coming in. Oh my God. He's coming in the happiest place on earth. If you see her getting a deal, don't step on our turf. For some new houses or shopping at Ross for some shoes and black. Oh, my God.

This video is coming to turn in. Make sure to subscribe. Send to all your friends. Thanks for listening and hopefully seeing you know long. That's the end of our Shane Dawson podcast raps on. Wow. Oh my God. Yo, where my Patreon is at?

I-Chi-Wawa. Let's see it like they're driving a Tesla. Fibes in the back, get their vibe in with the crew. Sippin on dreams while we paint the night blue. Hot like summer bark louder than thunder. They roll with that fire and make the haters go under. I-ch-wawa. Got the mic.

Every bar's a bomb better duck when it hits. Aichi Wawa. I love that. The creativity is so good. That was so many shots. That was an unbelievable amount of show. They put more work into that than we've put it into anything in the whole life. Seriously.

I was just thinking like they're doing our job better than us. Oh my God. Creating videos. There were a thousand locations. Oh my god. They got an RV. Did they like find an RV and get in front? Like, you know what I mean?

There's so many specific things they did where I'm like, how did they do that? Yeah. I feel like I have to watch that like 20 times just to make sure to get every single detail. They literally had the picture of Jesus that my mom has in her house that she sat since I was a kid. They somehow found it and put it on their wall. Like, what the fuck is going on? Every single person. I know.

All hitters. So good. So many of you are so dedicated to paying attention to the details. And we cannot take that for granted. Oh, my God. Shane, we can't be a winner. I literally don't know what to do. Before we get to voting, I just want to say, thank you guys so much.

Every single one of you and also everybody watching, everybody in the comments, everybody that's showing them so much love. Like, this really has been something I'm so proud of. I can't wait to one day, like, put all the Farmers Got Talent segments together and, like, one thing, show our kids. Like, this is just so beautiful, so amazing. And you guys put so much work into it. Oh, my God.

It's just so great. So thank you. Okay. Also, thank you just everyone who submitted. Everyone. Like, you guys are, like, there's so many talented people. We could only pick so many. But, like, hopefully we'll keep doing it because there's, I mean, we have, there's enough already in the email where we could do more.

Yes. I almost feel like we should do a silent vote. Like, and then give them to Spencer and then he could announce. What if you guys each text me your vote? And then we go through and we say why we pick that person. Okay. I like that. So everyone text Spencer, their...

Everyone texts me your vote. So is it a silent vote if you end up telling... Oh, my God. Talk about why you voted? Well, after the fact, after the winner is announced. But yeah, that way we're not all, like, raising. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Normally with this kind of thing, it's like, oh, there's like clearly one that I'm leaning towards or a couple. Like, I actually... I don't know. Like, how could I possibly? I agree. I'm pretty stumped. I think they're all good enough or it's just like,

what vibe are you on right now? You know what I think they're all... But yeah, but that's why I'm saying for them. It's like, it's not like, oh, this was so much better. It's, yeah. Can you scroll through it once for me? Do you want to give us a recap of their names and what they did? All right.

So we had Felicia at the beginning with her husband. Canna with her original song, I think it's called Body. Body. Then we had Gianna singing with you with Aura Levine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Then Sarah, who made all the pot booboos and See Hardly, and then Mallory and Marcy, who made the Shane Dossom podcast. Oh, my God. Farmers and growers, plant and seeds, won't listen to the haters.

They're just the weeds. weeks to watch your garden grow better subscribe to stay in the note oh my god we got a tough one right we got five kelly clarkson's yeah yeah yeah i know yeah what do we do there's no like obvious you know runner up like oh my god all right i've casted my vote oh we're texting spencer this is so scary well spencer's also voting i'm gonna vote to yeah yeah oh my god i just cast my vote i'm so And we have a winner. Really? Is it clear?

Was it like a sweeping? Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in. You, the audience, voted. Well, not the audience. You, the host, voted, and we have a winner. And I will say, I'm stressed. It's unanimous.

Sarah is our winner. Oh, my God. We all voted for the world. Everyone voted for it. Am I going to pass it? Every single person voted for Sarah. That's crazy. Here was my logic.

These singers can find their way. Like a voice, they can get on one of these other shows. They'll give them another platform. Sarah, it was like, it was jaw-dropping. And we can't forget about the conspiracy sisters. Mallory and Marcy. Oh, my gosh, incredible. Conspiracy sisters are a good name.

Here's what, okay, here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to pass out. But here's what I'm going to say. Yes, my logic was, first of all, the pod boo-boos, me in a way emotionally where i like lost it so also all the words you put into it but then i was also kind of thinking the same way as you our singers felicia hannah jiana like they are all going to get record deals a hundred percent and we are going to promote their album they pursue yes mallory and marcy literally just they need to post that on youtube and we can promote it and they're going to

start a whole youtube career like because they're so talented and i feel like sarah like that's a specific talent that like unless she's selling that like you know what i mean like i just felt Well, I felt it. And you also have to give her the video she created to showcase that. I know, the video was great, too. It was jaw drop after jaw drop after jaw drop. And it was just incredible. What I love about this is the mini Sally lives in the set forever.

These pod booboos will live in the set forever. Here's what I'm thinking, conspiracy sisters. We're going to, it's been our plan to have like a big TV in the entryway to play like old episodes of the podcast or rotating whatever. I think they should be at the front of the office. The office, yes. So they'll live on in the office space forever, too. Wow. And imagine season two when we have our finale in Vegas.

We're doing it, babe. We're going to get so much bigger. Our top five from this from season one can come and, like, come on stage, introduce it. They can open it with an original song. Yes. Yes. That's cool. Yeah.

So there's more opportunities in the future for our runners up. For our runner ups. Thank you guys so much. Congratulations. Sarah. You killed it. I love it. Congratulations, everybody. Every single one of you was insane. And yeah, also, if you want to be a part of season two of Farmers Got Talent, the email's right here, send us your

talent, whatever it is. Be you, be creative, have fun, and don't hold back. Also, if any of these singers end up on like a singing reality show, which I feel like is going to happen, we have to all get behind them and you guys have to vote. We have to like get our farmer to the top. You better believe I'll be at a live taping. Oh my God. Oh, my gosh, because they all film in, I mean, not all of them. Most of them film in L.A. were there. Yes. I'll fly to Atlanta for a live show.

Okay. It's usually in Atlanta. All right. Well, thank you guys so much. What an incredible first season. Farmer Scott Talent. I loved it so much. We're going to take a quick little break.

When we come back, we have a new segment that we're going to try today. And then we're going to get into some conspiracies. Stick around. Okay. Listen, I'm here to help. I know. I get it. It's three in the morning.

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Hey, welcome back. Okay, I want to try a new segment that might be kind of cheesy, but I feel like it could be fun. And also, it can be doing good for small businesses, which I want to start doing more this year. So I have a segment idea called Local Love. It is a little cheesy. Okay, we'll work on titles. So there's a local restaurant. It's a Mexican restaurant that just opened up.

And I got us some food from there, and I wanted to try it, give our honest opinion. Well, you can't, they can't eat it. But they can go and support it. No, no, no. I'm saying Jared and Sandy are on their. Oh, no. How about this? We will be judging based off presentation and smell.

Ooh. Very important. Very important. That's big. Okay, so this is from a new restaurant called Banda Burrito. So this is a authentic Mexican restaurant. Banda Burrito. Check them out.

Please, I'll put all their links and stuff in the description. Why are you pushing them so hard on us? Local, it's a local love. Local love. It's not sponsored. It's really not sponsored. Okay, this is the El Giro Burrito. Smack it against your hand for me.

Oh, oh. Good weight, good weight. I'm already judging. I like the weight. Jared's already got a stiff or what do you call it? What are they? He's cracking a fat. He's already cracked a fat.

Faddies have been cracked. But actually, I just realized. We might need more food than this. Spencer, do you want to grab the other bag? I want to do it. I want to hold it. Experience some local life. After I heard the thump against it.

his hand, I thought, I got it. It sounds hefty. It feels like it sounds hefty. It feels like it has just the right amount of ingredients. Just the right amount of girth. Yeah. Wait. Oh, this was supposed to be, wait. What? Did you just order more food from? But this is the same bag.

Wait, what's wrong? But it says Denny's. Oh, maybe because it's like the Uber eats or something. Like maybe it's like a generic bag and then they put the sticker of the restaurant. Oh, or maybe this is actually conspiracy corner. Hey guys, welcome back. That's right. Denny's has created a fake, authentic Mexican restaurant on Postmates and DoorDash and Uber Eats called Banda Burrito.

And it's just fucking Denny's. Oh my God. Wait, do they actually have a website with their story? Yeah, I'll show you. They have a whole website. Wait. I'm trying to keep up. This is crazy. Oh, so Denny's make it made a fake website with a fake story? Uh-huh. Oh, and if you were wondering. Wait, if there's a back story for their fake restaurant.

This is the About Us on the Band of Burrito website. Stop. We have one mission to kick your hunger's ass with burritos, jam packed with a symphony of saith. Sabor for your taste buds. Savo. We are what happens when you listen to your Sweenyas. Oh, stop.

And we get to make our dream of creating exceptional food with the best ingredients for great people like you. Ready for a burrito like no other? Vibolos. Oh my. And their signature burrito, the Lever. Elguero is actually just the Grand Slam Burrito. No way.

Shot off. And they are literally the same just number one, Bacon, Hashbrown, and Eggs Burrito. Sounds pretty good to me. Stop. Are you serious? Okay. Here, look at the advertising.

This is like on the band of burrito. It's like, El Bandacoa, El Guido. It's like. Why is this making me angry? Because it's insane. Okay, hold on. Let me explain how I found this out.

Actually, before I explained how I found this out, explain how I found this out. Can you please show the nachos? So the Danny's nachos are amazing. I love Danny's nachos. They're called zesty nachos. As you can see there, oh, they look so good, right? 1756. You can actually, at Band of Burrito, do you want to scroll down a little bit? You can get abuela's nachos, grandma's notcho. For 699? For only 699. That's weird. That's $10 off. That's insane. They're the same thing. What? Why? I don't know. That's insane. Support local. But look it, so the total of the order from Banda burrito, $38, all the same stuff.

The total for Denny's, $46. So this went from conspiracy to cheap trick. Let me explain how this happened. So I was on Postmates as I do every night and I was trying to find something new for us to try. We have the same thing all the time. And I was just like, oh, like there's this new Mexican restaurant, Band of Burrito. I've never heard of this before. Oh my god, these nachos look so good.

So I ordered from Band of Burrito and it came to my door in a fucking Denny's bag. And I was like, well, actually, before that, the Postmate calls me and she's like, I can't find Banded Burrito. And I was like, what do you mean? It's on the app. She's like, I don't, I can't find it. I don't think it exists. So then I look at the address and I'm like, wait a minute. I go to Google and I zoom in and it's fucking Denny's.

Oh, wow. So if you look on the actual like Postmate, you know, cover for Denny's, you'll see a 2.5. miles away. Okay, now show Banda Burrito, 2.2 miles away. But they don't give the address. They don't give the address. But look it. Also on their website, they have like frequently asked questions. Where is Banda Burrito located? They don't say it's in a Denny's. They just say it's a delivery pickup dining experience. They don't say anything about Denny's. They don't. It makes me so mad because if you were like trying to support a local business and you were excited about eating like an alleged local business and then you're just find out you're supporting Denny's who like

did not need your money. Well, and here's the thing. Okay, I thought it was funny, but I also did kind of, yeah, it got kind of upset about it. Because I was like, I thought I was supporting, yeah, a local family-owned business. And the fact that Denny's is, and it's not even like different. I mean, there are a couple options that aren't at Denny's, but the fucking Alguero burrito is a grand slam burrito. It's not any different. Like, it's not authentic.

It's like crazy. So I called and I called Denny's and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry. Like, are you guys also banned a burrito or is that like a different company or whatever? and then he goes, it's us. Like, okay, so it is you? The employees are probably like, yeah, it's us. It's probably annoying for them because people are calling all the time

and like postmates or whatever. So yeah, and this is not, you know, out of the norm for Denny. And listen, I love Denny's. I'm not trying to come for Denny's, but they have so many of these fake restaurants on Postmates. We've talked about the Meltdown,

which is like a grilled cheese or whatever. They have the burger. Well, they have such a variety. They've got to have quite a few spin-offs. They have like a Asian, fried chicken or something yeah it's just denny's chicken nuggets remember we did red robin was doing the same thing we did in a video years ago i just like it's crazy and there should be some sort of way to know like i know on door desk they're supposed to put like a virtual kitchen or something on postmates

there's there that says like oh by the way this is denny's nothing so like once again denies i love you i'm not coming for you but like this is pretty fucking wild yeah it's pretty crazy i would like give Denny's a pass because they have been there for me in some rough moments. Denny's been there for all of us, I think we could say, but I do not like the way that they went about this. It feels very pandery to me. I don't like, you know, it's like, you know, when someone just knows Ola, and that's like, but they say they're cultured, like, hola, you know, they're pronouncing the H with it. It's, I'm not a huge fan, but I do think that if anyone is maxing out on the potential of DoorDash or Uber Eats or any of those things, Denny's is writing the playbook.

Oh, yeah. I mean, they got a whole restaurant for chicken, you said? For like Asian chicken. And it's just like Denny's like chicken bites. I mean, that's crazy. I mean, they got a department there that's doing a killer job of that work, but I'm not a huge fan of Band of Burrito. Crazy.

I don't like it. And I thought we were going to smell legit burritos. I was getting so hungry. My stomach was growling. Well, speaking of companies doing various. sketchy things that could affect your family. Oh my gosh. The burrito affected my family.

This is an email from Sabrina, carpenter. Friend of the pod. From Sabrina, she said, okay, I was having a big back night one night. What the fuck is that? Big back is like, it's kind of the opposite of what you guys are doing. It's going crazy. It's what we used to do maybe. Isn't a better term for that, like a big belly night?

Big back is like a thing. It's like, oh, I'm being big back right now. Where are these people coming up with these terms? This is not a new one. No, this is not. Six, seven. Okay. So she's having a big back night and ordered pizza hot.

And she said, then the pizza came and listen. She said, I'm not saying they're doing this, but it looks oddly similar to another pizza from Chuckie cheese. What? No. Did you order a pizza? Oh, my God. Bring it out. Prove it.

That's the worst one I've ever seen. Yes. Look at this piece on the bottom. What is going on? What is going on? I think I'd have to call the manager if I got this pizza and just be like, hey, I need you to answer some questions. I would go over there and be like, look, what is going on? I wouldn't need it.

I'm trying to do the math because I'm like, okay, here's the thing. That's great. It looks delicious though. Chuck E cheese loves this, by the way. Yeah. Here's the thing. Do I think Pizza Hut is selling recycled pizza? No.

But what the fuck happened? What the fuck is going on? But then I started to think, well, there has been viral videos of like pizza delivery guys like sneak in a piece and then like putting the pizza back together. What? But when you do the math, it does make sense. It's the right amount. It's one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. And it looks uniformed with the other pieces.

But like- But they didn't cut it well. This is huge. And it's weird because Pizza Hut isn't like a sit-down restaurant where they have access to other pieces. It's just they make them all at once. Here's my thought. This is a strategy. I'm with you.

Because Pizza Hut is two words. This is Pizza Hut one word. So Chucky Cheese has created a DoorDash kitchen called Pizza Hut, and they're sending out pizzas like this. There's probably dominoes that's spelled a little bit differently. And they're making, this is how they take attention off of themselves. It looks delicious. I'm still eating that if it comes to my door.

Wow, that's crazy. Okay, this next one. This is a quick one I found. This has been a series, I feel like, of ride mishaps, of roller coaster mishaps. So this is just take a look at how this ride got stuck. Wait, where's this? It's in Idaho. It's a place called Silverwood in Idaho.

Wait, are they upside down? It's not supposed to go that high, right? No. Oh, because it's one of those things that go like this, right? Yeah, swings. And they're stuck straight up upside down. Does that ride even go straight up? I don't know.

And this is the response. So this is like the local news is like, What the hell is going on? And they said, Silverwood told KREM2, this is not a malfunction with the ride, but a rare occurrence. They said when the weight of the riders is perfectly balanced on both sides,

the ride can hold itself straight up for a couple of seconds. This is more than a couple of seconds. This is a two minute long video. Two minutes? Oh, what my God. Oh, then it goes right at the end. Very. There's like an alarm going to.

Clearly not. Clearly there's a mouthful. Yeah. It's just a normal fun alarm. people are clapping also can you just imagine how sick you would be like being upside have you been upside down for like 10 seconds no those go so hot when I bend over to grab something I dropped I am sick that's too high my blood in my head rushes and I'm done I laid weird on my bed and had my like head upside down for like 11 seconds and I was like I'm

gonna vomit and pass out okay we are old welcome to the old person podcast the OPP Wow, so crazy. That terrified me more than watching that recent ride that came out of Cedar Oaks that does the whole like, you know, it re-engages. I will never go on Crazanity again in my life. It was the only ride I actually had to close my eyes on. It was terrifying. It is scary. I feel like I've conquered what I need to conquer now.

You're done for the day. It also made me, that made me feel, that's ruined my day. It made me feel so sick. It made me feel so sick. We had to get ice cream after that, dude. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Yeah, ice cream after that, which I'll never eat again.

Yeah, yeah, let's eat our feelings. Ruined my day. Well, I was having a great time at the bar. It's like, I'm not getting sick. And then it's like, oh, my God. Okay, guys, this is crazy. I'm just going to show you this video because this is a rabbit hole. Yeah.

Do you think they understand that extinction isn't the worst scenario? No, to them, death is the ultimate fear. They can't imagine what comes off. What? Well, yeah. Because we wouldn't be here. After survival, without freedom, without choice, without meaning. They think dying means losing, but there are worse things than death.

Being killed alive, against their will, exploited, optimized. Used as batteries, biological tools, training models, test subjects for endless experiments. No rest, no end, no chance to shut it off. Oh, my God. They never ask, what if the machine doesn't destroy them? What if it keeps them on purpose? Oh, my God. Because a human in pain can still serve.

Ew. Still feed the system. So no, extinction isn't the worst. The worst is still being alive in a world, where you're no longer without. to disappear. Oh, my God, the fucking TikTok stuff. That's terrifying. That's what I couldn't.

I can't tell if it's real or not. I don't know. It's scary no matter what. Even if it's not real, it is literally true. Like, we've been talking about this and no one cares. We need a backup plan. AI literally is going to use this as batteries. Well, yes.

So if it looks like it's going that way, we need a way to figure out. There is no way out, babes. It's over. We're already dead. Well, now I definitely regret downloading Jet Chi BTO. I was holding off, I was holding off, but I finally did it, and it's going to come off right now. It's been planning all of our meals for us. I know.

And you know, at first I thought, I don't think chat, GBT understands food combinations necessarily. I think it's just giving us our macros or whatever. Eating salmon for breakfast. Because the salmon egg omelet with Brussels sprouts and zucchini was kind of weird, but hey. I think we burn it all down. Yeah. Everything AI, the factory is. Before we're all working for it.

Imagine if all of our fucking power went out when you see. What a run! This champ is picking up speed. But they found a lane. Monumental launch into the air. Absolutely incredible. Air Transite. Fly the seven-time world's best leisure airline champions, Air Transat.

I did see a video of a dad. He's like, my daughter has her first sleepover. They're playing with a Ouija board upstairs, and he was using the breaker. And he was just, he just fucked on the line. And they're all like, ha-ha. And just screaming upstairs. Wow, that's really good. How fun.

So scary. Well, speaking of beings that could say anything, and I would instantly believe it and not question it, Jared. Oh. You have a theory that you've prepared for us today. That is pretty crazy. I do. So this conspiracy, I probably watched about 50 hours of videos on it. That's a full-time job.

It was full-time. It was a lot of my time this week. And it's going to be about the Philadelphia experience. I don't know if any of you ever heard of that. But during World War II in 1943, one of the big issues that the U.S. was having was having all of their battleships being sunken by submarines that were shooting off torpedoes and whatnot. So the goal was, how do we become invisible to the radar? Because these torpedoes were using this radar system where the second it detected a ship,

it would just immediately throw torpedoes at it, sink the ship. So there was this gentleman named Dr. Van Newman who figured that if he puts a huge electromagnetic bubble somehow around a ship, it would cause a buffer where no radar would be able to detect it. So in 1943, I believe it was like August 12th, they wrapped these electro-copper wires almost around the complete inside of this boat called the USS Eldridge and they turned it on just to test it to see if it would actually create a blockage for the radar systems but instead of doing that everything around the boat started getting really blurry and this was in New York where they were

testing it and then all of a sudden there was a green fog that just poofed around this boat and when the fog dissipated the boat was gone completely so it didn't make it invisible to radar it just completely dematerializes boat and then it ended up showing up in a boat yard in norfolk Virginia right after it disappeared after this about 20 minutes later the boat reappeared back in new york but because it had dematerialized and rematerialized there was now people that were embedded within the material of the boat so imagine like half of a body sticking out of the floor of the boat because as it was shifting through time which is what was happening, their bodies were moving

and the boat was moving at the same time and they were getting stuck within the metal on the boat. So like half of the crew died, half, you know, like 80% of the rest of the people went insane. And there was only a few people that actually lived to tell any kind of tell about what happened. Many were dead and others were found to be embedded in the bulkhead of the ship still alive.

But while this was happening, there was two brothers, Ed Cameron and Duncan Cameron, and they just felt this craziness going on. It felt as if they were in a wormhole. So they jumped off of the boat, and then when they did this, because the boat was traveling through time, they ended up in 1983.

But now that's what the Philadelphia experiment was. So they made the boat disappear. It ended up creating this rip in time where these two gentlemen now were 40 years in the future. and essentially the whole thing is there's like four-hour videos about this that try to explain it and I watched the same video about 40 times one of them but the Philadelphia experiment is what really intrigued me because they made this boat disappear and then it reappeared and then just the thought that maybe them doing that in the early 40s has something to do with a divide in time

that created the parallel universes that we believe to exist. And that could be a huge cause in, like, Mandela effects. It could be a huge cause in people having memories that don't necessarily correlate with their current lives. So researching this has done a lot of mental damage to me. I don't know what to say. When you said people got stuck in the boat, I was thinking of Jumanji when they were stuck in like the floor birds.

Do you remember? Yeah. That's like my nightmare. I mainly just freaked out about the whole idea of past and future traveling. and parallel universes. Yeah, I mean, because it gets even more confusing. Oh, no. I think I would stop looking into it.

Very confusing. Thinking of crime that is true, not saying that's not true, but Sandy, you have some action. True crime. Yeah, I need a burrito. You have a true crime story. Well, we have Benavitos burritos. I do.

Not a bit of a burrito. Local love. Okay. All right. So this story is going to be about Winnie Ruth Judd. She was from Phoenix, Arizona. The time was 1931. So she was married at the time.

She was 26. But her husband, which was very common back then, he actually lived in Los Angeles. He was a doctor there. So back then, you know, happened all the time people traveled for work just like they do know but um so she had two friends she had anne and sammy and she also had a lover on the side named jack so they would all kind of hang out and jack was kind of a guy who hang out with people who kind of looked like the mafia or just like

kind of guys that were down to kind of ruffle up other people and so one day the story goes that She was upset because she thought she caught Sammy and Anne kind of fooling around with Jack and that they were expressing how they were really interested in him. And so the story is that she pulled out a gun on Sammy. And so they were wrestling for the gun. And then Anne was behind her, hitting her over the head. When he shoots Sammy, turns around, shoots Anne. And supposedly she's claiming that it's self-defense because she also somehow,

shot her hand, whether it was her or Annie or Sammy. So she has a gun wound on her hand and she says she leaves because she's like distraught. She leaves with Jack. The next thing we know, she's on her way to Los Angeles two days later. She has these large suitcases and she puts it on the train and she's heading off to Los Angeles. But something happens when she gets to Los Angeles. The ticket person is going around and sees that her luggage is seeping blood and smells really bad. And so they think she's actually trying to take Dear Me, which at the time was like contraband. So he asked her like, hey, can you please open your luggage? What's in your luggage? Well, come to find out. She tells him, you know what? I don't have the key. My brother's

picking me up. Let me go get the key. He must have it. So she takes off with her brother. They finally open the luggage. Come to find out, they find Sammy and Anne's body in the luggage. So they had somebody right now, let's say Winnie, Winnie somehow cut Sammy's body. They said she even cut it through like the spine and put her in like different pieces of the luggage. So then Winnie's on like the loose. She's like hiding. She hides for maybe two weeks or so. They finally catch her. They bring her back to Arizona and so they go into a court hearing. So they decide they're going to sentence her to death by hanging. But her lawyer ended up getting her to do like a whole court hearing and they found her mentally incompetent. So they

sent her over to the Arizona State Hospital. So she was there for about 30 years. Did she ever say why she thought it was necessary to travel with the bodies? What was she going to do with them? She says that she didn't know that they were there. That she was in shock because she had killed these women, her friends, right? And she was so in shock that she just left. She didn't recognize that they were there. And so she was in this state hospital. So for 30 years, out of those 30 years, she escapes six times. On the last time, yeah, on the last time, somebody must have helped her out because she literally walked out through the front door with key in hand. And she goes back to San Francisco and she ends up being a live and made for like a

super wealthy family like, you know, looking out over the ocean. And she ends up doing that for about three years. And she's under like a different name, a different identity, but she gets caught, right? So then they sent her back to Arizona. And so they're going through the court hearing. Her lawyer ends up getting the judge or actually the governor to pretty much tell him, because at this time she's a lot older, you know, so much time has passed. The judge says, fine, you know what? We're going to put her on parole. But like, let's keep this on the down low. Let's not really talk about this. This lady's already, like, you know, escaped the hospital six times.

Like, we'll just put her on parole. And then about, I want to say five years later, they end up dismissing any charges. What? Yeah. And she ends up actually passing away at 93 years old. She still, to this day, they found letters just recently that she says, like, yes, I did shoot them because it was self-defense. Like, they were, like, attacking me. But she never claims it was murder.

and she actually says that Jack, she believes Jack is the one that went and cut them up and put him in the suitcases. So she never admits to that. And was Jack off free? So, well, they did. With gloves on.

So Jack actually, they did do a court hearing with him and he actually threw her under the bus and was like, I, yeah, she came to my bungalow and she told me about it, but I never went back with her. Like, he pretty much said she was one that did it. But they still, like, it's, crazy that she went through that whole ride like a life and then she just ends up getting dismissed of all the charges and never again was charged for a different crime like she wasn't a repeat offender

it's just all about jack no and the crazy thing is so there's actually yeah so there's actually the house that the murders happened in like in arizona it's still there it's surrounded by like new condos and like parking structures and we went there when we went to Arizona and we had a few interesting things happened to us because we couldn't go in but we were filming on the outside and Jared said he saw something there was like flickering of lights that happened while we were there so it's weird because you go into it's within the downtown Phoenix area and everybody in Phoenix knows about this it's like the most documented case ever to happen in the area a gentleman bought the house and fought with the city to keep

it up and he now runs a law firm out of it but it's also a museum to these murders so it's pretty crazy I mean there's like movies about it plays about it books have been written it's called the trunk murders but you can actually go to this house and it's just in the middle of a metropolis area and it's his little dinky house that you know still stands today so there's a lot of lure around it which is pretty crazy yeah well wow Wow. Well, that was incredible. Speaking of...

Incredible. Women who get away with anything. It's time for a recap. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the season finale of former Scott Tallinn.

Why did I turn into Oprah there? I don't know. Well, Oprah, where's your sidekick? She isn't with me today. Can you believe that? She's murdered in the trunk of somebody's car. Sit there. She's murdered in the trunk.

No, she's right behind. We have an editor of somebody's car. I'm so glad to be back. Oh, no. This is my favorite part of the show because I'm the star. Shane? What? From this angle, I can't see where Rylen's hair, like, begins.

I'm just going to say you look super gay today. Oh. Thank you. All those people in Vegas, they thought you were gay and Rylene was straight. Just saying. Right. Oh, Jared and Sandy are in ketosis. Yeah.

Ooh. Big congratulations to Jared and Sandy, who happened to be in ketosis. After a month of start, I'm eating. healthy. Not a fun way. How do you guys feel, Sandy? We're feeling great. Buzzing. Oh, out of body. It's amazing. Oh, okay. Chris fucked a coconut, right? What? Coconut oils all the rage. Some people are swishing it in their mouth for 15 minutes, creating a six-pack-like effect on their cheeks. Others are using it as a lubricant to lift and fuck. There is it rude to say 300 pound lover?

No. Ashley Simpson. Oh, the biggest news of the week is I got to live out my childhood dreams and meet the reason we had a relationship in kids or exist on this couch here today. And that is Ashley Simpson. That is really cool. Whoa. She made our wigs fly.

I'm healed. Oh, just when you thought Shane was becoming a medical. walking problem, his latest development of Capital HFMD is all healed, and we will not be walking into another illness soon. Yeah, okay. Pizza Hut's the new Chuckie Cheese. Shut up. I love Pizza Hut.

We all love Pizza Hut so much and are just going to ignore what Sabrina tried to bring to us today, which is that Pizza Hut is in fact the new Chucky Cheese. But that's nothing compared to what Denny's is doing. Just when you thought Denny's was a wholesome American iconic brand, you thought wrong. They did something loco. They did something loco that happened to be featured in our new segment, Local Love. Local Love. In Local Love, we discovered that Denny's is the bad guy.

They are bringing down what otherwise could be small businesses profiting, and they have started. Biennitos. We've learned, I don't know, names today, okay? Shane's on the scene at Biennitos right now. Shane, what are you seeing over there, Biennitos? Okay, guys, I'm a little confused because it looks a lot like a Denny's. I'm seeing Denny's waiters, Denny's waitresses,

I'm seeing a claw machine with really shitty toys in it. I'm seeing some good nachos. Are you sure you're at the right location? Maybe Biennitos is just a couple doors over. That's probably because he's at Bandem Frito. Yeah. And Vanden Brita has great prices. I can see Sally being their spokesperson, actually.

I'm looking for a job. Riley doesn't pay me for this. Oh, Sarah's our winner. Oh, congratulations to Sarah, who is iconic. Oh, my gosh. All of our jaws were dropping at her pod boo-boos. Incredible, fantastic, amazing, and they will live on this set forevermore. If you're looking for more fantastic things from the Shamed,

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All right, you guys. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's podcast, and we'll see you right back here in two weeks. Good night, everyone. Wow, what a show. That was a show. Guys, let's go to Denny's. We're all dressed for it.

Local love. Local love. Thank you guys so much for joining us for whatever the hell this was. so much fun. I'm so happy that we're back. I know we took a little break because, you know, I had him about disease. And then Spencer got sick. We had a wave of illnesses, but we're so happy. We're back and we're healthy and we're better than ever. Yeah. Yeah. Manifest that. Yes. Thank you guys and we'll see you next time. Bye. Thank you.