The Shane Dawson Podcast - DISNEY MANDELA EFFECTS! THE BACKROOMS and Ranch Ice Cream??!

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

In this episode the guys have their minds blown with DISNEY MANDELA EFFECTS and the theories of THE BACKROOMS! They also try one of the craziest snack foods ever created, Ranch Flavored Ice Cream?? Throw in some embarrassing stories and a new Conspiracy Corner and you’ve got yourself a fun time on the couch!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They do the first cut, and I wasn't numb yet. Possibly the worst experience of my entire life. Were you awake when they did it? Like, traditional would be? Yes. So it's an actual nightmare. Buckle up. Test, one, two, test test.

You look like a... I don't think you look like. I'm scared. Stained glass. Ooh. That's a cool name for a gay club. Stained ass Oh, okay. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.

Already gross edition. Disaster edition. Okay, wow, this is crazy. I don't know why I'm, like, dissociating today. Ooh, that's fun. It is. Okay, I know that right before the show, you guys caught a whiff of something that I have planned for the end of the show.

I'm actually really excited about it. I almost want to get it done now. You know what I mean? But I'm excited. We finally got our hands on that ranch ice cream. It's been months. It's been hard to get. I finally reached out to the company Van Luy.

Is it really that hard to get? Like it's so in demand. Sold out everywhere. And I called Walmart and I was like, hey, do you guys have any ranch ice cream? And the girl was like, huh? Ranch ice cream. Ugh. And I was like, okay.

And it's sold out. That's what I mean. You guys are sick. The people that are selling this out are sick. I know it is smart though because so the company, they sent me the ranch ice cream. But then they also sent me their other flavors, which looked. Good? They look real good. Jared was like, oh, that's the scheme. That's the whole play. They know that if they make some wacky pop culture food, we're going to want to try it because

it's going to be entertaining. So it's like they're in. It's like, hey, here's ranch. It's sold out everywhere. Here's some, but hey, here's honey blueberry. Crisp, whatever they got it. You got to teeter the line out. That wasn't one minute. That sounded good. It did. How are you guys doing? Fabulous. Okay, we might have just gotten to, I wouldn't say we got to a fire. I would say we got into a disagreement. Oh, that you said, save it for the podcast. Well, I did say save it for the podcast because you started fighting in front of everybody. Oh, my gosh.

On the show. You're acting like it was real dramatic. No, the other, and this was stemming from the other night where we're sitting on the couch. Shane looks over at me and he goes, our kids are going to call you mom, right? But so seriously, without any sarcasm. He's mom. And like, yeah, I am the mom. But I don't think they should identify me as mom.

No, you're serving mama. It's the same issue I have with, like, I saw a few people recommending, like, since we're both men, there's now this thing that, like, simulates feeding through, like, a breast. I already have those. I was like, that's going to give the child some trauma, you know? Like, I breastfed from my dad's fake nipple. Hey, 2023, we are not shitting on that. Okay.

We're all woke in our own ways. Yes, true. Jared, you had thoughts? Uh, did. No, I don't know. I, I was just going to say, yeah, I have breast as well. That was kind of it. Right. I mean, I was just going to throw in my deuces on that, yeah. So, well, the evolution was then, yeah. I used to suck on my own. What? What? You what? You would be the guy to remove a rib to suck your dick. Wasn't that what they said Marilyn Manson did? Yes, and I literally have that written down to talk about that.

Really? Yeah, I will show you all screenshot this. Well, here I thought that was crazy. That was in. possible but no we're watching real housewives of Atlanta and there's a stripper that can suck his own dick because it's so big his name is ridiculous well wait your shower can you suck your own dick no absolutely not have you ever tried having being a show or doesn't mean that your dick is you're right it doesn't mean it's huge i'm just saying it doesn't mean like can i suck my own show my own grower no i just wanted to know if we try i'm so have you looked into ridiculous is videos i thought we were talking about my titty sucking i thought we were talking about me being mom

sorry okay do do do do do do do do no fuck that fuck that we're not going to just skim over a huge thing in your life you suck your own breast like we're not just going to not let that do talk about it please it's huge okay how did it work so i would lay on my back and my and you know when you lay on your back you need a little snack you know we get fat and you lay on your back and you feel like a supermodel because everything spreads out and you're like damn look at me elegant so then you can feel your ribs and shit Yes, yes. It's like, damn, look at my definition of my thigh.

Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm with you. Yes. Okay, so I had my boob was, you know, hanging. And I was like, I wonder if I could suck my own titty. Well, first it was, I wonder if I could suck my own dick. And I couldn't, obviously.

And I was like, I wonder if I could suck my own titty. So then I, like, I lifted it. And I was like, oh, my God, and I could. It wasn't like I was doing it all the time. I did it once. And I was like, oh, my God, that's crazy. There got to be an only fans where a guy is just sucking his own boobs. 100%.

You know? It's huge. You're out of your time. It's huge. And then they cut them off. Well, because after I lost all the way, I had extra skin, they cut my boobs off. But don't worry, I'm growing him back. Just in time for that baby.

First of all, you said I wasn't growing the back. You said I look fine. I'm playing into the bit. This is every day she goes. Okay. So, Mom, what are your thoughts? Do you think Ryan Lain being called Mom's offensive? I feel like it's probably confusing.

Offensive? No. Confusing, yes. But you are, Mom. You have mom energy. We all know I'm the mom, but I don't think the title should be mom. There is like Mr. Moms. Wasn't that even a movie, Mr. Mom?

That's everything. Yeah. Mr. Mom and Dad. I kind of like that. They could be like Mr. Mom and Dad. Crazily enough I thought of that too today. Wait, really? You guys are all thinking about sucking your own dicks?

Well, I was thinking about like, you know, urban legends of things that celebrities have done to their bodies and whatnot. How did you know that? I don't know. that's literally on my thing to talk about urban legends from high school there it is sorry I just burped no okay

what after last time's deja vu and then this is just too much it's all a lot do you remember me talking about me suck my own tities out of Amanda else like that I don't remember okay so yes I wrote down because I was curious I'm like oh I remember all these weird urban legends about celebrities and just people in general

from like when I was in high school but this was before the internet really before Twitter I'm like how did these things go viral because I was talking to somebody who went to a different state, different school, and I brought up the Marilyn Manson thing. They're like, oh, yeah, that he got a rib removed to suck his own dick. And I was like, how did that travel to you without the internet? It's confusing. So then I was going through and I was trying to remember all the crazy urban legend rumors that I heard in high school. And I'm curious if you guys have heard them. The one that made me think about it was that

little Kim had a gallon of semen in her stomach. And they had to get her stomach pumped. Yes. It would How many men does it take to get a gallon of semen in your stomach? Let's try it out. I would say on average, what we're shooting a few ounces at a time? Honestly, you would have to suck off everybody at like a Taylor Swift concert. Or I don't know. I'm trying to think of like a lot of people. A gallon of thumb?

You would have to lick the ground of the clubs that Ryland used to go. Walking around with the straw. Yeah, you would have to get the mop and drain it into your mouth. As though if you're eating We're not talking about Cox Yeah no there was that one Sierra this one is minorly offensive I remember this

Okay you say it because you're more woke and you won't get cancelled Wait no I mean wasn't it wasn't it that she's transgender supposedly That's a very nice way of putting it Isn't that isn't it something like that They would call her a different word which is not politically correct anymore But yes and then what keep going I don't know that's all I remember that she supposedly was born a man is Yeah this beat is

That was a father she was transgender Is that she was born a man, right? Wasn't that the rumor? Yes, and that she went on Oprah and talked about it. But she didn't. But this was before, like, YouTube. So everybody's like, yeah, you didn't see her on Oprah? And everybody's like, no, I didn't.

But we all believed it. And they said that I went on Oprah and didn't. I'm like, okay, come on now. You know, if I was on Oprah, like, I mean, it takes a while before that happens. So somebody's going to Oprah. You know what I mean? I wonder how many people could just say. Like, back in the day, you could probably just say literally anything.

And no one could fact check. Welcome to TikTok. You still can. Was there any others that you guys remember or like weird things? Well, like people not being dead, you know, like Tupac is still alive, those ones. But that's true. And really just people not being like being like Lady Gaga's a dude or something. Right.

But that wasn't she playing into that? I feel like she like put a hot dog in there or something. Very much so. She was playing very ambiguous because her whole thing was acceptance of everybody. So regardless of what she is, who cares? Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have penis. My fans don't care, neither do I. I do I. Right? I'm a monster.

Wow. Isn't that what they're called? The monsters? Momsters. Momster? That's everything. Okay, I'm so excited about this. Please don't leave. I know. You, sometimes you want to skip past the sponsorships. I get it. But this one do not skip. Trust me. So I've been seeing a lot of people asking like, Shane, what are you doing with your hair? Your hair looks different. What are you using? What are you putting in it? And I've always had like an iffy relationship with my hair. I've always thought it was either too greasy or

too poofy, but about a month ago I got reached out to by Hair Story, which is the sponsor today. And they sent me some of their products and I used them right away. And the one that I have been using that I genuinely think changed my hair and even Ryland's hair. And I'm not just saying this. It's not just because I'm sponsored by them now. I genuinely think that their new wash, which is what it's called, was a game changer. So it comes in this like, kind of looks like a milk packet. Like it's hard to explain, but I'll put a picture. It comes in this like package. You use it and it basically washes, conditions, detangles, and helps restore your hair without using like foams and crazy chemicals and they like to say new washes like

shampoo except is actually good for your hair now i was like a little skeptical i'm just gonna be honest because i have my routine i've been doing for my whole life which is i have my shampoo and then i have my conditioner and then i double condition and i have my whole process and my hair's always been kind of poofy i used new wash once and after i got out of the shower and after i let it air dry it was like i had put product in it to soften it and to make it less poofy and i didn't i have a clip i took a clip on my phone when this happened like a month ago i'll show it so i use hair story for the first time today and my hair usually after i wash it is huge this is my hair two hours after i washed it let it air dry and like it has shape it's like chill

i don't think i even have to do that much this has never happened before so i love hair story i'm very excited so yeah it's amazing i love it i'm a huge fan now thank you guys for sponsoring because now my hair is going to be different, and I'm just excited. So here's a few things by Hair Story that I really love. Their new wash is 100% biodegradable, and their packaging is 100% recyclable. Also, all the ingredients are very gentle on your hair. It's not going to like, I don't know. There's some shampoos that kind of burn my scalp, which I always thought was like,

it means it's working, which I don't think that's the right way to think about it. They're using aloevara, sunflower seed oil. It's all good things for your hair. Oh, it helps keep the color, and it helps clean your hair without like stripping it. So to try new wash, go to hairstory.com and use code. grower and they're going to give you 20% exclusive savings so if you want to try it out please trust me it's awesome and it kind of just takes steps away because I was spending a long time in the shower and now just having one step for my hair has been

a game changer oh also I don't know if this is part of their deal they gave me this like detangling little thing it's like a comb I guess but it's for the shower so you put the new wash in your hair and then you go through it with that comb thing get it all like evenly distributed rinse it out and I even use it when I'm rinsing just to get all of it out so if that's on the site get that too because it's changed the game so that's hairstory.com code grower 20% off thank you so much hair story for sponsoring i'm so excited a brand new sponsor and i love it so i'm excited okay i'm gonna stop i have a lot of energy i apologize see guys later chris do you have any urban

legends from your high school experience that you remember not really i mean the ones you brought up but nothing's in partaking i just remember something that you told me before the show what i don't know if you're okay talking about it i think you are because you told me about it oh um it's something about your high school experience, also about dicks. Oh, I mean, you're talking about the circumcision, right? Is that what you're talking about? I have questions. Um, so I was not circumcised until high school. I went half of my life uncircised. And so cosmetically, you chose for yourself to get circumcised? Yeah, because I went to a school where everyone was, and I felt like a freak. And I I was like, I don't want to be a free.

So I chose to get it. I didn't know you could do it later. I thought you had to do it when you were a baby because when you're grown up, doesn't it hurt like crazy? Was it hard? Traumatizing? It doesn't it rip open? Oh my gosh.

I mean, it was possibly the worst experience of my entire life. Were you awake when they did it? Like traditionally it would be? Yes. So it's an actual nightmare. Buckle up. So first I told my dad, I'm like, I want to get circumcised. And my dad was like, oh, I didn't get circumcised until I came to America.

And I was like, what? He's like, in Germany, a lot of European people do not get circumcised. But over here, a lot of women prefer circumcised. So I chose to get it. I went to a guy, he's fantastic, I'll take you. And I was like, wow, what are the odds that both of us chose to do this later in life? But anyways. So he takes me to a place that's in Chinatown that's falling apart.

The walls are peeling. It's like the scariest neighborhood I've ever seen. We go in and there's, it's like, in a part of Chinatown where, like, no one speaks English. And I'm like, how does this work? I'm very confused. And they, like, brought me to, like, a saw-looking room. and I'm like sweating and I'm terrified and I'm like maybe this is a bad idea

and then they lie me down and this woman gets like what looks like a bucket of orange paint but it's like blue and she's like slathering it all over my junk. Did you get hard? No, because I was horrified. I was sweating and horrified and she's like slathering this stuff

everywhere and I'm like what is happening and it's her and this older gentleman and then the older gentleman takes this huge needle and like shoved into the base of my dick and it hurts so bad and they inject this liquid that's supposed to numb everything and then they were like okay it should be numb night right by now and they do the first cut and I wasn't numb yet I fully felt it and the pain was so I'm like I'm getting like chills thinking about it my hairs are standing up but like it hurts so bad I'm kind of

zoning out bro this is your superpower keep going I'm doing it I'm doing it The first go, you should. The first go was so bad that I, like, almost threw up. I, like, gagged, and the room was spinning, and I felt like I was going to pass out vomit and throw up and scream all at the same time. I did scream. I was like, oh, and then I, like, laid back and felt myself, like, passing out. And then I guess it started kicking in, and I'm, like, in a sweat.

And then they start doing their thing and cutting and whatever. Then I don't feel it. Did you get to keep the skin? How much was it? So they asked if I wanted to. Was it cash only? They asked if you want to keep it. They came with it in a bloody jar

and asked if I wanted to keep it. I was like, I don't ever want to see that again. Why would you show that to me? Maybe Gaga would put like, bring that on tour. Oh yeah, it'd open up for her. Lil Nas X would sell it. And then my dad was like, he's like, I've been through this before.

Go downstairs. There's a pharmacy. Run there right now and get painkillers right away. And I was like, why? I'm fine. He's like, I'm telling you. I'm like, oh, fine. I'm taking my time.

And then like 10 out of 10 pain starts with, I'm like, oh, and I'd run downstairs, go get the pills taken immediately. They're used to this, I guess. And this is the guy that your dad knew that did a great job and he wanted to take you to? In his defense, excellent work. You'd never be able to. Cosmatically looks great. Cosmatically looks great.

He knew what he was doing. Surprise it didn't serve food in his joint. I need to know, though, like, so like jacking off before and after, was it more pleasurable before? So there was more sensation before. Yes. But what I will say, I don't know. Like, I mean, honestly, there was. What was more sensation before, and right after I got it taken off, like, for a month or two.

Sorry, you're making my dog hungry. Every time I put... Did I wash skin? Hold on. Every time I put jeans on, like, it felt like sandpaper for months. And, like, because there was stitches and, like, a bunch of gauze and stuff. How did you pee? You have to pee?

You have to pee through a little hole that they cut through all the, like, gauze and stuff. And you're not allowed to get hard, by the way. For, like, a month. How do you do that? That was the nightmare. I was like, please don't get hard. Please don't get hard. And I went to sleep one time and it started getting hard and I felt it pulling at the

stitches. And I was like, oh, and then it went away. And it was a nightmare. And I told all my friends, I like lied to all my friends. I was like, oh, I like broke my arm or something. Like, I don't know. I don't remember what I said, but I just lied and I was like, I broke my arm doing motor crossing or something and like didn't see anyone for two months.

I have never, this is an incredible story. I've never heard somebody do, like, I've never heard the experience, you know? God, I got it. This has a rough. This has been a rough. 10 minutes, dude. I, I, my, my testicles are in my fucking stomach. They've like, it's, it's, it's here.

I didn't know if, like, this is the thing I wanted out into the world. And I was like, let me send a bunch of options for Shane. And hopefully he doesn't pick that way. Actually, you know what? I'm glad you did. I'm glad you did. Let me read your options just to give you guys a glimpse. They're probably not good.

No, don't read them. So I said, let me know if there's anything you want to talk about in the podcast. Oh, no. And he said, sure. And then he goes, here's some stories. This is worse. So you said, okay. And don't.

give these away. I'm just going to give the headlines. And then in future episodes, we can, we can cover them. You said, ocean shark jetsy story, bloody nose while riding a jet ski in a storm. And I was like, oh, my God, that's like an action movie. And then you said, um, I didn't get circumcised until high school. You're like a real estate agent. You hit with two maybes and then just go right in for the fucking dream home. Well, but then the next one was pretty good. I got head from a woman in high school and I couldn't finish. She slapped my penis and yelled, what's wrong? It was awkward. Yeah. Happened. I got head from a woman in high school too Were you able to finish? Of course I couldn't I'm sorry I shouldn't have said of course

Yes I was I'm sorry I'm not Are you more on the spectrum of the straight than I am I don't know I think if somebody's touching my dick I'll probably be able to come See I can barely stay hard I was not into it I'm just not into like Licking a vagina

And I guess she like she claimed she knew what she was doing She like shook it around She was like why normally they come by now And she was like mad at it It was really weird Jared's like exiting our chat oh my gosh I just remembered okay wow he just scared me dude what are we doing

take Jared out of his misery the reason well this is worse the reason that I thought about the urban legend thing in the beginning was because I got an email to the podcast email Shane Dawson podcast stuff at gmail.com this is from Hannah she said hey guys I love the podcast when you talked about the mountain dew rumors that it makes your sperm count low and your dick small it reminded me of something from my high school school. There was a rumor that girl

I can't wait. That girls who drink Dr. Pepper had really bad smelling vaginas. It was so persuasive that if a girl was drinking Dr. Pepper, everybody around her would start making fun of her vagina and saying that it smelled. No way. And people would walk up to the girl drinking the Dr. Pepper and educate them as to why they shouldn't be drinking that to make their vagina smell.

Really weird. It happened in 2008. Quite the smear camp. pain against Dr. Pepper. I know. Wow. I don't quite understand. And then I like people fucking posturing on them and educating them

on something that's bullshit. Also, is it bullshit? Like, do we know? Let us know the comments below. What I learned from a recent Courtney Kardashian scandal is that the food you eat shouldn't necessarily change the smell

of your vagina because she came out with like a pussy pill that was supposed to like make your pussy smell good and she got canceled for that. I feel for her. Me too. Let Courtney have a win. Let her have her pooch.

She wanted the fucking, this candle smells like my vagina moment. Let her have it. Yeah. She put out a candle that smelled like her vagina? Gwyneth Paltrow did that, and it was very successful. Oh, we talked about that. Courtney was trying to have her moment. I googled it, and the first thing that came up says,

I mean, this is not a reliable source, but HealingPix.com says, a recent study has found that drinking Dr. Pepper can actually make your vagina smell better. What if Mountain Dew also makes your dazeer? Dick bigger. It's the opposite. Wow, shout-out. I will say, I feel like my dick has gotten a little smaller since I started drinking Dietamount do.

Okay. So I'm going to stop. Don't put that out there. Random segue. That's when you jump in and say, what? No. Your titties are small and your dick is huge. Love you, dad.

Random segue. Okay, that's weird. Well, because you're mom. Do you guys like quarter machines? Do you ever get sucked into, like, putting the quarters in the slots and getting, you know, the ball? with the mystery prize in it. Have you guys done that?

Of course, little homies. Yeah, little homies. Do you remember those? Dude, little homies. There's actually a documentary about the guy that started that, and it's very interesting. But I found one that had stickers at it. Okay. Look at this, McDood's ham turner

Wait, you have to show I know, I gotta take pictures of these Oh yeah, these are great But yeah, just, you know, hey Sometimes you just need to take a monster deuce Wow Where did you get these? These were out of a little quarter machine

Which I think are very cool And I've had them in my car for like six months To give them to you guys Because I thought they were special And uh, I brought them But yeah, they're amazing I think people are done eating with this podcast Oh, yes. Don't eat right now.

Sponsored by Fart Night. But, yeah, Rylan's very familiar with that game. You play Fortnite? No, he farts at night. Oh. Okay, Mr. Stinker. No way. Have you ever woken yourself up with the fort?

That's what we thought about. What? Okay, the other night, we were trying to figure out, we were like trying to come up with things to talk about on the podcast, and you were like, what did we fight about the other day? I can't remember what were we fighting about that we were going to talk about on the podcast. And then I finally remember just now,

what that you are mad at me because i used to before you not really clean my sheets that off oh fucking disgusting how often do you think someone should clean their sheets riley every five days what yeah i'd say once a week and my pillowcases i changed like every three days wiping your ass with those sheets why you got to watch so much i got to be honest when i was like living solo i don't think i ever once cleaned my bed sheets i can't it's like washing the bottom of my feet in the shower I can't fucking remember doing it before, you know. I'm, sobs getting there. Shane sweats so much at night that it's like you've got to wash the sheets.

And when I came into the picture, I can tell those sheets had not been washed for years. First of all, you married me. So, like, clearly it wasn't that big of a problem. I came in and I fixed the house. Second of all, very mom-like. Very mom-like. Second of all, do you think I'm a smelly person? Recently, I mean, I don't know what you've been eating, but just.

What? Dude, this is major, dude. What part of me smells? I've been running when you've been farting recently. No, a fart is different. I'm talking about as a human walking around existing in the world, do I smell? Only after you work out. I agree.

But like my breath. And that's because you don't wash your workout clothes enough. It's not even like your stinkier than the average person. It's that you don't use the washing machine enough. The reason I don't wash my workout clothes enough. And shout out to all my big sisters out there. I don't wash my clothes that much because they shrink. and then I feel like I'm fat because I don't fit my clothes.

So I have to wash them in cold water and let them hang and air dry. And it takes forever. So if I'm going to work out a few days in a row, I can't be washing them and let them air dry. They're not going to be dry by the time I need them again. And I'm just going to use them again. It's too much. Okay. Here's a hot tip.

You get multiple workout outfits like me. I get home and I throw them in the washer. Here's what I'm going to say. This is going to start a real fight. Okay. You smell. Oh. For sure.

You have more moments than I do. More moments. Because yours, like, you have moments of smell. And I will say every time in the beginning of our relationship, we would get to fights about certain things because you'd be like, you don't press your teeth enough. But then I go to the dentist and they're like, your teeth are amazing. They tell me that too. Yes. But you have struggled with some smelling breath.

Oh my gosh. And I never have. And I'm just like, not this. Yes, you do. Before we hook up every single time, I say go brush your teeth. My sheets, I will say I don't get body pimples, which, oh. I don't either. I wish I did.

Fucking back me. Oh, I never added, but. No, but I don't get body pimples. but you would think with my dirty sheets, wouldn't I have a bunch of body pimples? No, you're blessed with great skin. You are. Like, you don't cry.

Like, you don't even wash his face before he goes to bed and he's zero pimples ever. What? Not a dig. That was a backhanded couple. No, I, Oh my God. No, that's a luxury.

I have a 15 minute bedtime routines because I don't want to constantly break out. I would break out if I didn't wash my face every single night. Shane doesn't have to do that. And he's fine. I'm acne all the time, no matter what I do. Me neither.

But I will say, we're very much alike. Sandy doesn't even like us to make the bed for about 20 minutes after I'm out of it just to let the bed air out a little bit. Although, thanks to Buffy. And she says all the same stuff, go brush your teeth. Or pretty much like, you better brush your teeth or something like that. Although I'm Sandy. Although I will say, you brush your teeth a lot and your bread smells more than mine. Shane, my body cannot metabolize garlic.

I'll give myself that. And sometimes, like, restaurants will sneak garlic in there, and it ruins my life for 48 hours. I'm trying to blame it on a restaurant sneaking garlic in its food. Okay. Here's what I will say. I'm not trying to shit on you. You're literally perfect.

What I'm trying to say is all the myths about, like, oh, if you don't do this, you'll get this. Or, oh, you don't want you see. It's not true. It's not all true. For some people, it is. Like, I do break out. It's person by person.

Yes. But, like, I break out if I consume a lot of sugar. You wouldn't. Cats don't have to bathe. They lick themselves. Okay. My dogs don't wipe their butts. Right?

They just fall. Shit falls out and it's gone. No, they wipe it on our couches when they sit around. Wait, cats don't have to bathe. I didn't know this. Well, they lick themselves. No, my mind. Cats get really upset when you bathe them.

We gave Cheeto a bath once. By the way, I'm just going to also stand up for myself. I do shower. I'm not a gross person. I'm just saying... You're not gross by any means. You just don't do the things. to what my preference would be for myself.

That was a weird way of putting it, where now I feel like what did that mean? You know? This is how they do it. More questions. This is how they do it. Well, actually, speaking of questions, when we come back,

we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, I have another really good psychopath question, which we had a lot of fun with last time, so I have a real good one to test if we're psychopats. And also, we're going to be testing ranch ice cream and doing conspiracy theories. Guys, what the fuck are you doing?

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Okay, I have a really good psychopath question. Ooh, I hope we pass. I don't want to get exposed. I don't know. I don't know. Jared really wants to be a psycho, it seems, from the last time. Just wanted to be different. Okay. So let's do this question and see which one of us gets it.

Okay. It's a story. So like maybe close your eyes. Thank God. An explorer and his crew were stranded in the Arctic for several months. When they were finally rescued, the explorer was reunited with his wife and told her all of his stories about how the ship crashed and the captain had to feed the remaining crew, penguins, while they huddled on the ice together to survive. A few days later, the explorer's wife became curious

and decided to try penguin for herself. Despite the explorer's experience, he agreed to eat some with her. Immediately after he began to cry, and later he killed himself. Why? They crashed. They ate penguins.

Right. He's back at home. The captain was feeding the crew penguins. He's back at home, and his wife is like, I want to try penguin, and he's like, are you sure? So now they're eating penguins. He instantly starts crying. Then he kills himself.

Why? They're not penguins, are they? You never said it's a human, we're talking about it. There's a world where penguins are the captains. That's fucking love. I don't know what you are. Whatever's a psychopath? I'm just thinking.

All I can think is like he's triggered because he had to do this to feed his crew and it brought it back up. And he, you know, that's all like a thing. If I'm a crazed killer, why would the psychopath kill himself? I don't know. So none of us are psychopath. Here's the answer. This is crazy. While normal people would say something like

the penguin is bringing back triggering memories, normal people, not normal. The psychopath answer would be the man realized the penguin tasted nothing like what he ate on the ice. He suddenly realized the captain had been feeding them the dead crewmates and he could not live with the guilt

so he killed himself. Wow. But he wouldn't kill himself if he was a psychopath quite honestly. No, that's not that. I know, but what you're saying is like, this is triggering me on that dress thing right now. No, it's how you perceive it to be is what dictates if you're a psychopath.

Yes. He's not a psychopath. And that is, I understand. That's crazy. Yes. And that does, wow, I can't believe. Now it's so clear. I know.

If anybody out there got the answer right, please let us know in the comments. And if you're a psychopath, come on the show. I have questions. Do you think that really means there a psychopath? or they're just like an intuitive thinker? I don't know. I mean, I have a bunch of them.

I'm going to save them. I feel like doing one an episode is fun. But I do have a few more. But we need to move on to viewer. Call it and leave the messages. Well, it's more than that, though. It's also viewer emails. Oh, any emails.

Viewer. Okay, first we got a picture from Ava who was watching the show. Who is a fan? Hold on. Let me show the picture. So there they are. They then pronouns in the email. So I don't want to fuck this up.

There they are watching the show, and they have pink and their hair. Yeah, so thank you so much, Ava, for watching the show. And, yeah, I hope I didn't fuck up the pronoun thing. That's so cool. Oh, and this was a question from Susan. Hi, Shane. Can you ask Chris if he's seen the whale? And is he attracted to Brendan Fraser in the whale?

And she put that. Oh, my God. Fucking icon, dude. Round of applause for Brandon Fraser, guys. Please. I saw people are getting very upset. Blast from the past, dude. Love the guy.

I know, I love that movie. Love him. So, Chris, have you seen The Whale? Are you, and should you not watch it when you get circumcision surgery? I've seen the movie. I thought it was very well made. I liked Aaron Aronovsky movies in general. I saw with my boyfriend.

We both were, our eyes were sweaty at the end. Very emotional. Sweaty? My eyes, I don't cry. So they were sweaty. But, uh... Not the psychopathic. Sounds like a...

Yeah, okay. But were you hard? No. Was your penis sweaty? I was not attracted to the character in the movie. Okay. It also, like, for multiple reasons. One, like, this was a man who was, like, suffering and, like, had a disease, and, like, it was made to look, like, sickly.

Like, he was shoveling food and crying. I'm right here. And no spoilers, so I haven't seen it yet. No, it's just, it's portrayed as a sickness. Like, it's not portrayed. I don't even know the storyline, so. You don't have, like, a sick kink? No, I'm kidding.

No. But I like the movie. I was not attracted to Brendan Frazier. When the movie was over, my boyfriend was like, I want to eat a salad. And I was like, oh, you're okay. And you were like, no. No. That motherfucker better be brizzled with ranch.

No, I encourage him to eat well all the time. Oh, my God. Okay. So you'd still love him if you got skinny? I would, yes, absolutely. Dude, should we try the ranch ice cream with lettuce? Oh, my God, ew. Yes.

Yuck. Okay. But no. This is from Madison. She said she had a question for all of us to discuss. So her husband got a baby onesie for her baby, for their baby. And she hates it and thinks it's not appropriate and gross. He loves it.

And she wants to know what we think of it. So here's the onesie. And it says made. I like it. I actually would take it a whole step further. And within the. numbers under the bar code, I would put the birth date. Wow.

A custom one. You should start an Etsy shop. Yeah. So made of a china merch, check it out. I love it. It's a really good idea. I think Madison's tripping. She needs to live a little.

Why are you mad? I would say funny for like family and like at home and maybe not for public. Yeah. I don't, yeah, I don't know. I get both sides, but I lean more towards thinking. it's adorable and probably like a fun memento if they had the birthday on it yeah and it was probably made in china right like the actual garment oh i didn't even think like maybe that's why they're mad because it like feels slightly i don't know what like in poor taste about like

i didn't even think about that yeah i didn't either everything's made in china i know but i don't know maybe that maybe that's why they took it weird oh i think they meant i think they took it weird because it's vagina oh yeah that don't think that's right um okay so oh this is from Katie, this is kind of old because we talked about this a long time ago. But Katie said, hey, guys, I had an idea. I know you guys were looking for the girl equivalent to bears. I think we should be called hippos. Wow, I would have never in my life guessed it, but I like it.

Wait, did she give her reason? Yes, her reason was, I thought immediately about the bad bitch hippo from Madagascar. Gloria, tell me what you think. I've never seen that movie, but any bad bitch hippo is a friend of mine. I would, dude, if a woman came up and like, I'm a hungry, hungry hippo. That'd be epic. I feel like if it's the association with a cute character's fun, but I feel like just calling a woman a hippo out of context

is the equivalent of calling a man an elephant, like a bigger man. If I was trying to be offensive, I think I'd say hippo. Yes. You know, like the most offensive. The amount of videos... The amount of videos I've seen of hippos like diarrhea-ing and they're like... Or like you throwing like a watermelon and they just swallow it.

And they kill the most people. in Africa out of any animal, hippos. They're the deadliest animal. They run like 30 miles an hour. They can swim. They're vicious, dude. So a hippo might be, hey, you a bad bitch? Maybe you're a hippo.

I don't know. I mean, they have some cool attributes that would make them bad. If you want to kill some people. Okay, now let's get too zombie. You're voicemail. Hi, bitches. It's Gabby here from Albuquerque, New Mexico. I love watching y'all.

Anyways, I recently went through a truck hold to myself. So a hot-ass bitch came up to me and said, hey, can you fuck my husband while I watch? So, yes. And I'm trans, by the way. So it's a thing. It's a thing. She was, yeah, she was, like, rubbing her pussy. And I was balls deep in her husband.

She loved it. But bye, y'all. She loved it. Am I missing something? Where's the question? Where's the fucking You just want to tell us that you were fucking Some chicks dude

That you're out to you at Gabby You were balls deep in that ass Queen Can you do that? I didn't know you're just allowed to walk up to a couple And say hey will you fuck my man While I watch? People do that

People do it like kind of regularly I have like friends that have had that happen I'm now offended nobody's ever done that to me Me too Why not? That was the best call we've ever gotten Gabby? Gabby, come on the show, please.

Okay, here we go. Let's do another one. Hi, Shane. My name's Ashton, and I was just wondering, my husband is trans, and he hasn't had bottom surgery. So he wears a strap on when we have sex. Does that qualify him as a grower? He says he'll buy merch if so. Yes, absolutely he's a grower. 100%. We are allies to the trans and the transgrowing community.

You know what? Yes, we are. If anything, he's ultimate grower. I said him merch. He goes from zero. Yeah, that's just sent. You should send a murder. I'll send, I'll send. He goes zero to 100 real quick.

You know what I mean? Like, you can't be more of a grower than nothing to everything at once. Of course he's a grower. Grow on, brother. Hi, Jane. My name is Kaylee. I'm from Ohio, and I just wanted to get your guys' opinion on something.

So a while back, I was in physical therapy from a car accident, and I actually had one of the physical therapists when he was trying to rub my back. He noticed I had a blackhead, and he proceeded to try to pop. profit for like 15 minutes as he was actively telling me about his daughter's boyfriend's porn addiction

so I just want to know what you guys think about that I love the podcast by the way Hi Ryland and yeah bye guys thank I would have punched that motherfucker in the face and said I'm not paying for this and left that's just so weird you know what I get it like that

not that I would do that but I have weird experiences like that with like dentists or doctors or people who just get way too comfortable way too fast and yeah, telling me really fucking weird things about their lives. Okay, the telling you weird things about your life is fine. The popping a blackhead is too far. It's pretty weird.

It is weird. I think it is a salt, but also like, it's hard to, it's hard not to. Well, somebody like you should not have a job like that. I'm just saying, like, you wouldn't be able to help yourself either. You'd be popping that blackhead. No, I'd be drooling. When I see somebody in public and they have like a big, like, ooh, like on the shoulder, and it's like, oh, I just want to, but I don't, I hold back.

It's so weird that you're fine with that, but you cannot with like a booger in somebody's nose. Pimples are iconic, boogers are gross. But in all seriousness, if you was touching this person, you weren't comfortable. Shouldn't they sue them or something? Like, that's crazy. I think as soon as they touch me like that, I'm just like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? I think I made him, I'm going to be like, dude, you don't have to do that, you know? I'm straight.

I don't care about your son or whatever, you know? Like, I don't know what else to say about that. It is very awkward, though. I've been going like when I hurt myself I went to like a physical therapist I went to an acupuncturist I was trying everything and it is like the formalities in all of these places because they're like telling you to take off your shirt but they don't want it to be weird but they don't want you to be weird it is like an awkward situation hey okay I want to give another quick shout out to one of our sponsors today which is seeke so as you guys already know seekeek is the number one ticketing app in the world they have over 28 million downloads and over 70,000 different events on their app every day concerts sporting events, festivals, pretty much anything that you can get a ticket for is on the app. So as you guys already know, my favorite game to play on the app is how much are they charging? Which is not like a, you know, official game. It's a game I created. So basically how it works is you go on Seekek and you pick the concert you want, which they have tons. Link 182, Drake, Taylor Swift, everything

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Thanks, see geek. All right. Bye. Enjoy the rest of stuff. Um, okay. Let's do one more. Chris looks like if all of the big time rush members mash together. I don't know what they look like.

I know, neither did I, but I have a picture. Is that bad? Is that good? And literally, literally she's right. Wait, no. Is it bad? Is it good? Look.

Mashed them all. Maybe that's you. Is that bad as like that? I think it's good. They're all good looking guys. You have the skin tone of the one on the far right. Okay.

The hair of the one right next to him. The smile of the one right next to him. And then the eyebrows of the one right next to him. I'm serious, bitch. Also the one, the number two. That has to be a way. Is this like before they got stylists or something?

What are you trying to say? I'm just saying they don't look like a boy band really. I feel like that looks like if there was a movie. and the podcast if we were in it and that was the cast and they were like hey dude we don't want something like oh fat ball guy though so let's get this hit dude on the left to be Jared you know my god and I'm the one with the long hair yeah you got Ryland and the blue shirt with the hat and then you got Chris yeah wow that is us that's us we are a big time rush

wow thank you viewer hi Shane hi Ryland hi Jared hi Chris um I just want to ask for some advice how to propose to my girlfriend, we met over nine months ago, and I just recently bought an engagement ring, and I just wanted some advice. And yeah, I don't know what else to say, but I just want to say I love you guys so much, and you've done so much in my life. So, yeah, have a great

night. Okay, first of all, we love you so much. Second of all, nine months is early. Shut up, Shane. They're in love. They're in love. I know. I would say that if we're grading on a curve, nine months can seem very soon. This person sounded well put together.

You know, very cohesive and thought. I would say the best thing I could recommend, and also they don't have to get married right away. That's what I mean. They're just committing that they want to get married. But find something that means a lot to both of you guys, you know, like maybe a first date, something that makes you think of each other.

That could always be fun. That's what I did. But ultimately, it's just going to be a fun story to tell. But like, don't overthink it, you know? Like go with a gut feeling out what you think would be perfect, and that's probably going to be perfect. Don't get sad if you fuck up or like when I was proposing. I like didn't get my words out because I was so emotional, like whatever.

But it made it memorable and it was like, oh, I look back it in. My favorite element of your proposal to me was that it was a complete surprise. I had zero clue it was happening. And that's what made it very fun for me. You did include like my family who are very close to me. So I liked that as well. Yeah. Surprise.

That's a good element because if you plan something specific like, oh, this. restaurant or this and this they're they're they might catch on a little bit because they're like oh we usually just hang out and watch tv why are we going to this place and what's going on but yeah if it's a surprise even if you literally are just watching this podcast and you whip out your ring right now can you imagine oh my gosh although this is probably coming out what if her girlfriend hates the podcast right hmm what what if we call them right now and say propose right now oh that's good I'm fucking with me that'd be great oh my well good luck let us know how please call back and let us know how it goes I'm very excited

to hear I went oh Chris sir you didn't have any ideas oh I mean all I was gonna say like I've obviously never propose I'm the only one who has are you gonna propose or are you gonna be proposed too I always thought I would be the one too I'd be fine either way but I always imagined that I would be because I I've always like wanted to get married I've always loved the idea of it and like we know with my ex like I mean I've always imagined what I would do with the person I was with and I always just thought of like the most like I always made it very personal to us. So did you want to propose or did you want to get proposed to you?

I always wanted to propose, but if they proposed first, I'd be very happy as well. Did you have an idea? Yeah. I mean, with my ex, they were from Hawaii, and, like, I imagined it would be in Hawaii because they had a lot of family members over there, and I imagined I'd get them involved. And, like, I had a whole thing where I was, like, on the beach in Hawaii, they'll play movies on these giant inflatable screens, and I was like, okay, so I'm going to make, like, a home movie thing, and I'm going to play it on this screen, and then the family's going to

come out from behind the screen and we're all going to have like candles and then I'm going to propose like that was kind of what I was like something like that and that's I've always tried to make it really personal like that around them they were a family person and family men everything to them so that sort of thing you know what I mean I always try to make it really like personal I think it's a nice element but I've never done it how you propose to your new boy yeah good luck now because you just gave away a really good idea well yeah but that wouldn't be personal to to my current boyfriend so it would be I would have a very different idea approach yeah Well, all right.

We're going to take a quick little break when we come back. Conspiracy theories in Ranch Ice Cream. Okay, we're back. I really don't want to do this. I'm doing this because so many people emailed me saying that we have to do this. And were they, like, DMing you? Yes, I don't know if I've ever seen something more requested than to eat ranch ice cream. Ranch was your identity for a long time.

Ranch is my identity. Is this in collaboration with Hidden Valley? color, uh, yes, this is a hidden valley product. Um, okay. That's fucking smell. Is it bad? Oh my God. It's rough.

It's rough. It's, it's, it's rants. I've never been less excited to eat ice cream in my life. Hold on. I'm gonna be honest. I was actually kind of excited until I smelt it. Oh, I didn't think about it. We got to try this.

The more I think about it, the more I'm like, psyching myself out. Okay. So also like, if you got like a chick filet, like a, or like a big chicken sandwich, Just a big old scoop of this on it like melt I can see it working with a lot of stuff I'm trying to make it better okay so let's take a I thought it'd be a salt and straw deal where it would be sweet and not Smell like this. Okay, wait do we all do it? Oh my gosh, it sounds like later. It's gone bad It's not talking about it's no, it really smells bad. It looks like cyst cream. It's almost got like a green tint Do you know what I mean? Have you already tried it? Oh, I'm scared. Wait, are we doing it? Oh my God, it's scared

Jared already tried it. How much? How much how much? Oh, is it? Is it that bad? Is it? Oh, my God. Oh, I'm scared now. It is ranch. No, I'm scared now. In frozen flavor. I don't do it. Shane?

Should I do it? This is fucking criminal. You got to do it, bro. I'm scared now. The aftertaste is even worse. Ugh. It keeps going. It keeps going to where it becomes a ranch dip.

There's not even like, it's not even just the ranch. There's like a, like it's gone bad. You know, I will say, like in Mexican culture, they have an ice cream that it's a casso flavor and it's a cheese ice cream with little pieces of cheese in it that sounds better than this it's 10 times fucking better than this i'd never thought i would find something i thought cheese ice cream is way better than that because it's it's not this bad this is bad that is that is fucked up this is bad it's giving me i hated it it's not helping me like the company you know what i mean like i their ploy is like let's have these crazy ice cream okay i've had

nightmares and i think i've talked about this on the show i have had reoccurring nightmares I'm at a men cheese, and the flavors are nacho cheese, ranch, bacon, and people are like forced feeding me these food-flavored fucking ice creams. And it is a reoccurring nightmare, and I wake up on you to throw up. That, I taste my nightmare. That is torture. I tasted disrespect. You could literally.

It felt disrespectful, how disgusting that was. If you had me tied up feeding me that, you could get anything out of me. And then punch you in the belly. Wait a minute. The after taste is so, it's so bad. It tastes like ranch that's gone wrong. If you got a burp, hold it, hold up. Don't do it.

Don't burp. A burp is fucking gnarly right now. Don't do it. Okay. I'm glad it's over. Yeah. I, for some reason, was positive that it was going to be like, have you ever had, like, at Salt Star or something that I have like avocado ice cream?

Which I didn't sound good, but I was like, oh, it's sweet and good. I thought I was positive. That's what this is going to be. I'm so upset right now. It tastes like, okay, this might be specific to only me. But you know when you're like at your in-laws house and they have... Okay. And it's like three in the morning, and they have, like, ranch dip back, back, back in that back fridge, like the third fridge in the house.

Okay, you're talking about my mom and dad here. Yeah, and it's in the very, very back, and it's probably, like, really expired, but you're like, fuck it anyways. So, yeah, because they probably had bought it for you the last time you were in time. And you eat it, and it's, like, so cold and curdled and, like, frozen. It's that. Ugh. So it's kind of giving me, like, nostalgia. I think, though, this has to be better than if they made a thousand island.

version. Oh my, why did I just think of like balls? Well, no, Thousand Islands a little sweet, so I'm not with you on that. My balls smell like Fritos sometimes. Okay, you're not helping your own fucking case here. Mr. I'm sent please. I love Fritos. Yeah, I know. Salty. I like the flavor twisters. Honey barbecue. Those are the best. You guys really are brothers. Let's jump into some conspiracies. Um, okay. I'm Mandela Effect. This one was sent to me by Rachel to the podcast email. Hey, Rachel. And she said, hey, there's a new Mandela Effect arising.

You think she talks like that? Yeah. What do you mean? And she said, Sebastian from the Little Mermaid. What kind of creature is Sebastian from the Little Mermaid? Gay. Is he gay? I don't know.

He's literally, I don't know, actually. Is he? I don't know. With the claw. He could be. Oh, my God, the claw. Wait a minute. He's a crab.

Okay. Chris? Yeah, Sebastian is either like, for sure, a crab or a lobster or something. Okay, I'm going to show you a picture. You tell me what fucking animal this is. Animal, I guess, crustacean. You tell me what that is.

A crab. Wait, really? That's a crawdad. Wait, really? I see a lobster. That looks more like a lobster. Well, a crawdad is a tiny lobster. Oh.

I got a couple of them. Well, the Mandela effect was, I guess in the new movie, the Little Mermaid, the live action one, people were freaking out because in the trailer, Sebastian is this, which is this, like, creepy crab, and everybody's like, wait a minute, that's not Sebastian. Sebastian was always a lobster. And then when I looked at the picture, I'm like, Sebastian was a lobster. I thought with the claws. I guess maybe I just don't know what different fish look like.

Literally red lobster, I like wouldn't eat there when I was like, because I thought about Sebastian. I'm getting lobster vibe. For sure, for sure. The crab legs are different, you know. I just think they didn't draw them, right? Oh, I see. That's the new Little Mermaid with like that creepy and realistic crab. Well, it's the live action.

Oh, so why would Little Mermaid want to like hang out with a fucking crab? Well, they can't change the story. I mean, it's different when it's a cartoon. You accept these things. When it's live action all of a sudden, it's weird. Yeah. It's so scary. And I haven't seen the movie yet, but does the lobster?

You haven't seen the Little Mermaid yet? Not the new one. I don't think it's out yet. Does the lobster have like a Jamaican exit? Under the sea. Yes. Under the sea. Anyways.

Okay. King Sebastian. Okay, next one. This is another Mandela effect. Oh, I burped. Oh, how was it? Ranchi. It was ranch.

It's really bad. It's really bad. You guys are going to make me barf. Sorry. Okay. Mona Lisa. What color? is Mona Lisa's hair.

We've all heard the mandela about her smile, but we've moved on. What is the color of Mona Lisa's hair? I believe she's a burnet towards the darker side, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, either black or brunette, for sure. You can't give two answers. Oh, I would say dark.

I would say black and brunette are blonde. Well, black brunette are really close. I don't really have a recollection. You don't know who that is. It's not blonde. I know, like, the Mona Lisa smile, but like, no, I don't. Wow. Isn't that a movie?

I'm very degrading to the mona. Um, so Mona Lisa, this actually surprised me when I looked this up, because I guess I'd never looked at it this closely. Yeah. She literally is a red, a ginger and she's wearing a veil. The fuck? Whoa. What? Why did I?

Okay, first of all, she's giving like 20, 23. Do you know that Leonardo da Vinci, you remember we talked about Plastin a nation? Yes. That he actually went to morgues and helped dissect facial muscles and tissues and everything to understand. how the muscles work and the reason that you can see a smile or a frown is because of how he shaped her cheekbones and her eyes so how you would look down on her face you would see the two different angles of her mouth because of like perception and then even in the back the horizon has a slant to it like it's higher on the left and on the right side and all of these are visual keys it's very intense what this guy did to make this painting i don't i only see a smile me too what are we supposed to see you have to look at her eyes okay right looking at her eyes And then when you're looking at her eyes as the focus, and you look down at her mouth, it looks different than if you just look at her mouth and then, like, look at the hole. But maybe I'm not saying it right, but there's a way of looking at it where you can actually see a frown or a smile. And it's all because of the studies he did.

It looks like they face tuned her face right here. Like, you know, when you like, like, I don't do this anymore. But when you, like, would warp your double chin, like, right here, it looks like she got warped a little bit. Is art like hype? There's like a lot to the Mona Lisa. It's pretty crazy stuff. Wow. And the veil.

It's like very iconic. She looks like a TikToker. But he like practiced it. He used dead body. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. He would actually take cadavers and he would, uh, study the muscles in their face. Oh, that's scary.

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Oh. I wonder how he found this tip on. Let's watch together Soccer bopper More fun than A pillow fight Up put your hand Listen here you son of a bitch

Who ever ripped this fucking Matrix You're in trouble I know I'm not the only one That remembers these being Sockum boppers Not soccer booppers Like rock'em soccer robot I don't know if anyone else but me

Has it boner right now No remember Yes he's very attractive Not the point I watched the commercial for sock-em-boppers so many times in my life. I know the theme song. I've sung it so, like, over my entire life. Okay, sing it.

It's like, sock-em-boppers, sock-em-boppers, more fun than a pillow fight. I actually, okay, keep going. And I wanted them so bad. No one in my family would buy them for me because we were broke. But anyways, I never got them. But like, they're definitely not soccer-boppers. I thought it's sock-em-bopp-robots. Those are rock-em.

Rock'em, Sockham. You guys are all confusing me. Robots. Okay, so Barbies. So remember when Barbie? No, so I personally, listen, I'm all about every Mandel effect. But I'm not shook by this one because I remember the song, Soccer Boppers. You remember that?

I remember soccer bar. No. I do. I lean more towards, yeah, it's soccer bopper. What? But I also love that, like, the world is combining your two favorite things. things like big boys and handhelds on your well you guys remember soccer buffers yeah that blows my mind okay everybody

close your eyes I'm gonna play something cute everybody close your eyes including the people watching home I'm gonna play something for you and you tell me what you hear okay ready that's embarrassing that's embarrassing that is embarrassing I hear that is embarrassing that is embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing with an accent I heard I actually just saw this one So there's like 10 of them that you can hear It's pretty fucking crazy Now listen again

But this time think Bart Simpson bouncing I hear it I hear it What I saw that was in the comments Like a hundred of them come up And I thought it sounds like everything Wait this one okay hold on This one says think that isn't my receipt

That's a lot Okay let's play that That is embarrassing That was really good So what are they actually saying? I don't know I think Lobsters in motion

How are people even coming up with this shit? Bostis in motion Oh I can kind of hear it I hear the lobster for sure I think the actual thing they're saying is that is embarrassing like ultimately that's what I came to the conclusion of. But you can hear all those, and it's crazy that you hear all of them and they rhyme,

they don't rhyme and fucking, when you say it, it's crazy. Is it because the accent, like that you can hear so many things? It does help. It does help. We should try to make our own. I've been thinking, I've been trying. I can't. It's like fucking hard.

Okay, we'll work on it. You need someone on TikTok to figure it out. Yes. Okay, this is from Kayla. She sent this in and she said, Shane, this is not a theory, really, technically. But I can't stop thinking about it. It's basically the fact. that you can look at absolutely anything

and know what it's like to lick it. Have fun. Now, I didn't quite understand what she meant. And then I looked down at the carpet and I literally could taste it and lick it. And I've never licked that carpet. Never, never lick that carpet. And I knew.

So I want to play a game with you guys. So first of all, okay, this is going to fucking blow your mind. I've been doing this for 24 hours. The couch. Okay. Yes. Look at the couch right now. It's kind of making me want to lick it.

You know exactly what that fucking couch is like, bitch. You know exactly what it feels like. I don't know what it feels like. You can like, you know what I mean? And it's crazy because your brain, some things that I've never touched or been around or whatever, I was looking at pictures on Google and I knew exactly what everything tasted like and felt like on my tongue.

Yeah, that is crazy. The felt like on my tongue, yes. That is a do get it. I'm going to show you some pictures. And we're going to go through and you're going to tell me. me if you can feel these on your tongue this one is gonna like this one caused a fucking reaction from me all right look at this and you guys play at home this straw hell oh yeah oh yeah it's like you know what I mean yes yeah you get that like that penny like and it's rough and it's kind of salty

yeah tastes like sunshine is it just because we've like felt with our fingers all these things at one point you would think right but then I started looking up well actually no I'll show you a picture in a second of something you've definitely never liked you touched I Okay. You especially. Okay. Okay, look at this picture of this wallet. You know exactly with that.

You know. Yeah. Right? I can lick it right now. Is that, I mean, I think because I smell the leather wallet, I could catch a flavor, you know? What about this? Ouch.

Barbed wire? Ouch. But that fence. Yeah, the fence. Oh, it's cold. Oh, it's cold. Yes, it's like medley, like nickely. And then you get to that barbed wire and you're like,

Oh, oh, daddy. You know, you know. How do I know what barbed wire fucking taste like and feels like in my mouth? I just, I could feel it. I can't taste it. You can't? I can't taste it.

Oh, my God. Or a dime. You never tasted money? I don't know if I can taste it, but I can definitely feel it as well. This fucking plastic. Oh, yeah, a little bit of dirt on it. I feel like I have licked one of those.

You know? Well, I started thinking. I'm like, is it because when we were babies, we licked everything? I think so. And our memory kept it. But I never licked. this blender, but I know

exactly what that feels like I can feel that snake on my blender. It gets off a little and then you're like, okay. So, Ryland, I have something that you've never fucking talked. Chris especially, I think. What? So I'm going to show you a picture. We're going to have to blur it. But ladies at home,

just look at your own. So, Ryland, tell me. You're going to show me some vagina right now? Tell me if you can taste that. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck It's scary

You can though Yuck Can you I mean I have Oh That's a whole Another conspiracy What are you talking about

There is so much Going on down there Well I have a better one This one is very specific Oh yuck It's so scary This is bad that we're saying Yuck to women's bodies

I'm sorry I'm just so homosexual and you've confirmed it because My reaction Even some I'm straight And I ain't

I'm looking at that Like it's giving me Boner vibes That's horrific to me. I'm so sorry. It's so sorry. I love that. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is like education for me, though. Do you ever accidentally poke the urinary meats? Oh. No, I mean, it could happen. It's not like, it's not the rarest thing ever, but it's like. Urinary meats. But I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's an amateur move for sure. You know what I mean?

So the vagina, the, the, the, the, can you taste it? No. And I've done it. Like, I don't, like, I don't think that would taste like an asshole or anything. right yeah no no what asshole have you been tasting i definitely don't think it'd be the same not yours no apparently we've tasted an asshole you haven't tasted an asshole this day's like nickel whose asshole you're tasting you don't eat booties like it's kosher well so play this at home guys look at these pictures and tell me if you can taste these and give us ideas how are they going

to find cecilia from sweden it's not that hard are you going to make a google drive for them to see the pictures here's my plan I want to find an object that none of us have ever touched or tasted or anything, like something from the deep depth of the ocean and bring it up and see if we can taste it. The moon. I know it tastes like. I can lick it. Have you guys heard of the backroom thing?

I got a lot of emails about the back rooms. I've heard back room a lot, but I've never actually try to conceive of what it means. Well, okay, so basically it means a lot of things, but it's a place outside of reality. Like people, you can actually, you can accidentally stumble into the back room. Oh, please. Which is like outside of reality. Anything can happen there. Monsters live in there.

It's a, I think it's called unclipping or something where you like unclipped from the matrix type of thing. So then I fell down a rabbit hole about like other places in reality that might feel like a backroom. And I found a list of cool. So we're acknowledging backrooms aren't real. I mean, look at that picture. Have you been there? I have in my mind. Severance?

Yeah, it's like severance. I've been there in my mind for sure. Okay. So I have a list of places where reality feels altered. So, for example, an airport early in the morning or late at night, feels weird, feels like, why am I here? I shouldn't be here. Something feels off. Beaches late at night.

Oh, I love those, though. I know me too, but it does feel weird. It's like, oh, I shouldn't be here. This is, like, wrong. It's like weird. Stairwells, 100%. Every stairwell I've been in, I feel like, oh, I'm like outside of reality and I need to get back home. Yeah.

This one was very specific. This one really got me. Your friend's house in the middle of the night when you wake up to get water. Oh, yes. Yeah. The worst. Right? I can taste that one.

And you're like hope you're not running into somebody's parents. Yes. Okay. This other one was also very specific. Bathrooms during a power outage that's lit by a flashlight pointed at the ceiling. That's so specific. I don't think I've ever been in that. Really?

I have. Because you pointed at the ceiling to like light up the room. You never felt that? Not in a bathroom. Like a public bathroom? I've been in a public bathroom. It was on a timer and the lights shut off and I took out. I like to just leave the lights off and it's like it just gives me something.

The last one was when you stay home from school sick. That one specifically, because all the shows that like you see on TV when you're young and you're like, oh my God, they play these when I'm at school. Why? Yeah. No, I get it. These are all weird places, you know? These are like unearthly places at these times.

I like it. I get the feeling. It's odd. Yeah. So if you guys have any ideas for weird places where reality's altered that we could do a podcast episode from, let us know. Okay, I saw one about Dunkin' Donuts that I just thought was kind of funny and also dark. And I'm curious if you guys think it's a possibility.

So you know how Dunkin' Donuts used to have those like really pretty orange straws with like the pink on the sides? Uh-huh. You guys aren't dunkies. I'm not huge on it. I like it when I went, but I'm not huge on it. I love my dunkies. So my donkey straw is like orange with pink on the sides. Very iconic.

You see that straw. You know exactly that's a donkey straw. Well, they changed them to clear. And everybody's like, why would you do that? Why'd you take away my donkeys? Why'd you take it away? So take a guess. Why would they change the donkeys to clear?

Cheaper? I would have to guess it's because it would be an economics thing if it's cheaper. Wrong. Here's supposedly conspiracy allegedly. So you know all those pictures that go viral of like straw stuck in turtles' noses and stuff? Oh. And if you see a pink straw, pink and orange straw, you instantly know, oh my God, don't just killed that turtle.

Oh, dark. Because there's pictures of the McDonald's straw. of the Starbucks green straw. Like there's pictures that are viral of that happening. So supposedly the theory is they change something clear so that nobody would know how many straws they're dumping into the ocean. Wow.

Which actually is, I mean, that's sad, but kind of genius. It's a version. It's adversion. I miss my don't like Dunkin. I don't like Duncan. Literally, there's so many videos of even you're trying the coffee and hating it.

They should just make a plastic straw for people that want the nostalgia. factor, right? Oh, metal straw. A metal straw. Whoa. That's the play. Yeah, that's the big play. Maybe that's why they did it. I mean, but then you sell one to each customer and it's over. Well, yeah, but that's better than dead turtles.

And that's better. Yeah, I mean, the plastic straws are free, so I guess it's more profit than anything. And if you want your own metal straw, save a turtle. Get a conspiracy. That's really the underlying thing here. Let's save the turtles. Thank you. You know? Turtles are fucking awesome.

Okay, our final conspiracy, I'm excited because I have no idea what this is. You came to the, you came to play with this one. I don't know what that means. You came to the house and you were like, I got a Pinocchio conspiracy and I was like, I have no idea what that means. Let's go. I didn't even know what it meant necessarily at first. It was a quick video that I watched and the essence of it was the word Pinocchio, which is a mixture of pine and okio. so pine being the pinio gland and okio means eyes in italian so the whole underlying concept of this is pinocchio represents the pinoccal gland which is like our ultimate conscious uh you know what the pinio gland is the third eye so the third eye is essentially something that um it's like pretty much yeah it's almost like our tap into the whole universe and there's a lot of stuff that we can do as people that they call it like

calcifying our pinio gland. They do it through fluoride. That's why you shouldn't drink tap water. A lot of foods have things in it that could calcify your pinio gland. But it's when you're hallucinating, you know, basically it's your pinio gland that excretes this like DMT like chemical that allows you to hallucinate. And they believe when you die, the pineal gland releases this chemical to allow you to transition into death easier.

So it's really like the keyhole into. ultimate consciousness, right, with the universe, putting that out there. Wait, I thought it was like pine trees because he's made from pine wood. Well, okay, that could be it. Right. It also, but this is the underlying thing, you know what I'm saying? It's a tricky wordplay here. Okay.

But then you think about it. So this is what happens. This is kind of what the theory is because I researched way more into it after this initial video because it keeps getting darker and darker to a degree. So it starts with think about Geppetto is the, this puppet maker and he only wants to have a real son. So he makes Pinocchio out of wood and Pinocchio becomes a real boy at this point. So the idea is Pinocchio started by being on these strings and now he's a real boy. So Pinocchio goes a long life and then he starts to

be deceived by people like there's a cat and there's a what is it? It was the cat. It was a cat and a fox. You want to be famous? Yeah. So the cat in the fox represent like temptations and deceit and things like that. So Pinocchio falls for that. And everything the Pinocchio is doing is essentially what the world does to calcify your pineal gland. Because if your pinio gland was completely active, you wouldn't be susceptible to anything in the world.

You would have like, you know, ultimate consciousness. What they're doing is trying to distract you, right? So you have any cricket, your, your, your, Jimmy Cricket is the conscious. Okay. So Jiminy Cricket represents your conscious, right? So Jepetto, he created. this boy that became real and then the world around it started to deceit him

and then every time he lies he basically gets his nose like it grows further and further out right? Right. Because even lying is a way of calcifying your pinoe gland. Then do you remember in the movie where Pinocchio gets, he like goes to jail and a few

other things but then he ends up on a place called Pleasure Island. Yes. So Pleasure Island is like the sin and all of that in the world. Right. So when they go there it's all about fun and distracting them, and then they slowly become donkeys. Pinocchio is over there on this island, and Jiminy Cricket can't find him to actually make him see straight.

So what it really represents is Pinocchio is a pure soul in the beginning that gets tricked by the world, that gets distracted by all these things, that gets seduced by all these, like, drugs and alcohol. And then that's the goal of society is to basically get you to the point where you're just a distracted individual that's a donkey that's just sold off for slave labor. very it's like the thing is it's hard to like there's like hour long lectures to break this down but essentially pinocchio is a story of how we're just being puppeted through life whether it be on puppets of strings made by geppetto or whether it be the the strings that the media puts out

there in society we're all being controlled to a degree and then only our conscious can free us of the eternal slavery that it leads to so it's a very like deep interesting fucking story i thought it was cool also side note if you ever do an only fan's pleasure riland great i don't think i could ever hear pleasure island again without thinking pleasure riland show that donkey um all right well speaking of pleasure rylind what ryan pleasure all at you let's get to that recap episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Shane reveals he used to suck his own titties

and that our future children will call me mom. Happy belated Mother's Day. Solid start to the recap. Okay. Chris got his circumcision in Chinatown as a team. Chris got circumcised and while he was an adult

it has thrown us all for a loop-de-d-d-doup but I'm proud of you. Yes. Proud of your day. But you're unscised. Circumcised dick was fine, too. Dr. Pepper. Oh, Dr. Pepper makes girls vagina stinky. In controversial news, Dr. Pepper may make your vagina stink, but...

Or smell better, said one article. Right? Probably Dr. Pepper. The newscaster got nervous and flopped. All this vagina talk, I feel like I'm going to get canceled by women. How often are people washing their sheets? Right. You know, controversy.

Yeah. I reveal you should wash your sheets at least once every five days. However, these nasty brothers, environmentalists, honestly, are never washing their sheets unless their wives do it for them. We're in our stinky beds with our metal straws and our dunky. And their dirty workout clothes. Google says once a week, by the way, I googled it. Once a week.

I googled it. I'll airplay it so you know I'm not a liar. Most people should wash their, who wrote that, a fucking sheet company? Probably. I don't believe anyone. One. Thanks, tied. Chris isn't attracted to the whale.

Brendan Fraser being sick wasn't sexy to him. No, not sexy. Fat Suits, not sexy. In defying all odds, Chris was not attracted to the whale. How is that movie, not offensive, by the way? Not that I'm offended, because I'm not offended by anything. Everyone else is, I mean, not everyone. The internet who wants to be offended is very offended.

Although I feel like I've seen a drama channel thumbnail years ago with my face, and it was called the whale. Inoffensive news, hippos. Right. Shout out hippos. Hippos are super dangerous. However, some big girls like to identify as them. Oh, the ranch ice cream was fucking disgusting, and you're out of your mind for selling that shit out.

It's not even a fun game at this point. It's just disgusting. Wow. Very fucking. But thank you Van Luwian for sending it to us. I am going to try their other flavors tonight, and I'm holding out hope that they're great. Oh, the Sebastian is a,

a lobster, and we're not going to let you change our minds. In Little Mermaid News, I didn't even know what the difference was between any of them. They're all crustaceans. Oh, Chris thought it was sock, sockum boppers. I can't be the only one. I've never seen that commercial either. Sorry. The Mona Lisa is a ginger.

Yes, surprise. Surprise. The Mona Lisa is not brunette, does not have black hair. She just so happens to be related to Shane and Jared. She's a ginger. Metal straws, man. Metal straws, guys. Oh, yeah, Dunkies.

Dunkin's. And if you don't have one, where should they get him, Ryland, a metal straw? I'm just a little confused, because it's alleged that Duncan did this. Yeah, I don't know if it's real. It's not real. But it's not alleged that metal straw are saving turtles. But if you want to cop your metal straw,

Shane Dossonmerch.com, you can get your Conspiracy Club cup, your environmentally safe straw, and all the new merch drops that are available now. Imagine you're cucking and you're just sipping. Saving turtles. Wait, is the cucker the one watching? It's all cuckery, dude. We don't know.

They don't care. Don't get bogged down in the lingo. What's just cocking it out? Backrooms. They don't really get them, but they're cool. Yeah, needed a thumbnail, so we got about backrooms. Apparently, there's parallel universes in real life. They're called backrooms, and I don't fucking believe it.

There it is. I mean, I found out I'm the only one here, not married. Oh. Chris is waiting, uh, hinting for a proposal. Chris is hinting to get proposed to even though he wants to do the proposing. He's confusing us really. Yeah, wait a minute. Ridiculous is over your licking his own wiener.

Yeah. Yeah. In sucking your own dick news. Ridiculous can do it, but none of us can. Why can't we get sponsors? It's sucking your own dick news. Okay. I mean, all of your boyfriends would want to if.

They could. True. It'd be nice to know how you... I know what it tastes like. It is pretty crazy that you can taste everything that you haven't tasted before. That is really crazy. Oh, Ryan Lentzellon said what asshole he ate. And we never will.

We've been together for so long. What is that supposed to mean? It wouldn't have been anyone for at least eight plus years. I just can't imagine you, like, licking an asshole years. I probably haven't. You can just visualize it, right? It's like everything out. peddling.

Probably had it. Ryland used to go to clubs where you just walk in and there's people eating at a little of the place. There was a time in my life. This is too much for the podcast. My mom listens to this. Interesting.

All right. See you guys later. No, no. Anything else? We're just trying to take a trip to playing in Riland. The news reporter's going to lose their job. Big Time Rush, it might star in the Shane Dawson podcast movie

or they look like Chris. Turns out Big Time Rush was just Chris. Playing all characters. Why did I get paid? A maiden vagina is that offensive? Oh, woman's husband gets their baby a maiden vagina. Onsy?

Do you think it's offensive? Sorry, I just was thinking about you eating ass and then I realized you're wearing a peach sweater I got you. One for every ass you ate. Oh, we're still not psychopaths too. Right. We're not psychos. In good news, none of us are psychopaths. We can wrap it up.

All right, you guys, that's all we have for today's episode of the Shane. Dawson podcast, make sure you're listening on all platforms, watching on YouTube, subscribing, buying the merch at Shane Dawsonmerch.com, and following all of us on social media. Thank you for watching, and we'll see you here again in two weeks. Well, here you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed this very... Problematic. I don't know what this was.

Hope you could taste this episode along with us. Can they taste what we taste like? Whoa. Do we want to know? So if you guys had fun with us, we have fun with you, and I will see you next time. Bye. Go taste the world.