The Shane Dawson Podcast - DISNEYLAND CONSPIRACY THEORIES! and 100,000 CALORIE CHALLENGE with Erik The Electric and Kristie!

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

In today’s episode the guys are joined by special guests Erik The Electric and Kristie v Kitchen! They discuss how hard it is for Erik to eat 100,000 calories in 24 hours while making his videos! They also chow down on some of the most shocking Disney conspiracies of all time! Grab a meal and join us for a delicious time on the couch!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The driver is instructed to gas it as fast as possible so nobody can see what happened. No way. What? Well, if you think about it. Well, if the baby goes down, there's all those alligators, there's no saving it. What? I've been wanting to tell this story for so long. That was by far the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life that was on camera.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, hi. Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Special guest edition. I just got nervous. Why am I nervous? Meeting YouTubers is so weird. I just because you're here. I can't believe I can't believe I'm here. This is crazy here. Okay, sorry. Yes, we're here with some special guests with Eric the Electric and his beautiful girlfriend, Christy versus Kitchen. Woo! Yellow!

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my God. I have been watching you for a long. fucking time like before you even started doing food challenges like back when it was just you know i it's an honor to be here seriously uh like it's it's wild because i've been watching you for uh a long time as well like you're like the can and it's just what you're the o g yeah i mean but uh but no just to hear that you say that is is wild to me so um so yeah i just yeah it's crazy um okay so i don't know how to do this because i have so many questions for I have so many answers.

I have both of you. And I don't know where to start and I don't want to overwhelm you. So let's just do fashion update because I feel like I just need to get in the flow. And speaking of fashion update, I am wearing my... My heart carb shirt, Eric D. Electric, which by the way came in less than 24 hours. Really? I don't know how that happened. I don't know if your warehouse is like down the street from me.

My merch girl, she takes care of everything. So she does it, she does it well. It looks great on you, by the way. Thank you. Wow. Two eggs and it's roomy. So thank you. You really thought about your audience.

A roomy 2X is heavenly Nothing better Nothing better than being like I could have gone X now Like if I throw a 2X in the dryer I mean I have anxiety about it Is it gonna fucking fit me? You know if I got a roomy 2X though

Dude I'm a piece of mind When I'm drying it so Also okay so Jared speaking of which Your outfit which by the way matches Christy over here Didn't even plan this both wearing blue Camo 2006 vibes Very much so

I don't really get your theme with dressing us today. Okay, I'm going to be honest. All the things I got for everybody didn't show up. Like, well, Chris has showed up. He has his donut shirt. So that's on theme.

That's very Eric the electric donuts. We have, uh, Rylan, do you're a McDonald's shirt? Yeah. My merch, I guess Jared's the only one. I had like a really cool food outfit for you, but it didn't show up. I'm just curious what kind of food? Damn. I wanted, like, like, fun.

Like, you know, his was a pizza. I was trying to go, I was looking through your life, through your thumbnails. And I was trying to pick the most popular foods. Oh, okay. Donuts, McDonald's. Uh. Oh, my God. Sorry, the dogs are like...

Riley's in the back end. We're trying to keep the dogs away from ruining all the podcast equipment, and it's not really working. Okay, so Christy, what are you wearing? Tell us about your outfit. I am wearing... It's... Riley!

She's very curious. This is so bad. are the best. They're just like children. Do you want to eat my dog? Just eat all three of them. I mean a lot of things, Shane, but I, that's one thing. I probably won't. Draw the line. Yeah, I draw the line. Your outfit, blue camo, we matched. Yes. This is from bombshell sportswear, not sponsored. Love their stuff. And so I'm wearing their sports brown and their jacket. It is very cool, like, how it's so functional with your hands. Wait, what? I've never seen that. I didn't even notice it. I remember back in the day, did you ever just cut holes in your sweater so you could do that? You know, and someone

fucking genius Wait, there was an actual need for that I never realized how that came about So long sleeves So you can stick them through your coat And it doesn't get caught up It's for layering Oh, wow

That makes sense I thought it was just to like look like cute Me too! I never knew the functionality of it But when you explain The only time I saw people do that in high school Like I hung out around a lot of like punk and emo people And like they did that That was a thing amongst the punk and emo kids

And I did it too But like I didn't know anyone else doing it Back in the day. I'm old. I'm so excited, sorry. I feel like I've been frazzled and, like, nervous because you are really, I haven't met a YouTuber in real life in a long time. Since I got canceled. I don't mean a lot of new people. So thank you for coming and being here. Thank you for having us. It's really awesome. So, okay, I want to get people up to speed. In case you haven't seen his videos, you fucking idiot, what are you doing? They are really a journey and an adventure and a roller coaster. I want to just show. the first 30 seconds of this video because I feel like this literally perfectly encapsulates what you do on the internet and why I love it so much.

My goal for the next 31 hours is to gain 31 pounds. If I can reach 31 pounds before the 31 hours are up, then this will be the most amount of weight I've gained from a food chew. What I put into my body over the next 31 hours is incredibly important. I could eat a bunch of watermelon and chuck a bunch of water to spike my body

weight, but instead I'm going to be eating as much tasty food as possible. You'll find out why this was a very bad decision Oh my god My starting weight for this challenge was 170.4 pounds This means that to successfully complete the challenge My body weight has to be over 201.4 pounds Oh my other goalie

My milestone Oh my god I need this time to get I feel sick already The fruit by the foot to me just looks like poop glue dude like you're gonna eat all that stuff and it's just like why not glue it all together with fruit by the foot

you know not bad I would give them a six out of ten how you have so many questions yeah okay how do you do this how does your stomach handle because you're not one of those people where like when I used to do food videos keeping in real I would spit into a cup you there's no cup I believe you you can see the results like it's fucking

insane afterward how big your stomach gets how do you do it without dying yeah so there's So with something like gaining 31 pounds in 31 hours, before these massive food challenges, if I'm weighing myself, I'm usually really depleted. There's loss of water weight. There's muscle glycogen. There's a lot of things that go into it. So I'm going into something like this really depleted.

A lot of, like, that's, so my normal weight's going to be, it's going to be a lot higher than what I'm weighing in at for a video like this. This is like when I used to be on Weight Watchers, I would like starve myself for a day before I went to my weight in. this is very equivalent to like fighting right like you're getting down to your weight you're fighting weight right you know and my question is we were talking earlier and you said there's other like competitive eaters with like x amount of stomach capacity right so how do you even like because dude i feel like i eat three pieces of pizza and i'm bloated and i'm fat you know what's wrong with me where i can't eat 30 pounds of food how do you grow your muscle your It's crazy because this kind of like how, you know, a bodybuilder goes to the gym and they train their muscles to just get bigger.

It's the stomach is essentially the same. So a lot of professional eaters, competitive eaters do the same thing where they're, they're expanding their stomach over time. And then that's, I mean, yeah, it's a very painful process, but it actually just, I mean, that's what do you mean, that's what happens? Wow. Like you fill it up with what? Yeah. So a lot of people can, you can do it. Lettuce?

Exactly, like lettuce, a lot of, like, really high fiber vegetables. Won't you have a stomach egg forever? Yes. And a lot of people do it with water. So, like, just drink a ton of water. But that's also a really dangerous thing because you can have water intoxication that can, like, have a really, like, a lot of bad results. So there's, like, a lot of different methods, but that's generally, like, how you do it. You just fill your stomach up, and then it shrinks back down, fill it back up.

And there's no gym for this. There's no spot you can go to do this. There should be. That'd be great. To fill up your stuff. Yeah. You should tell them the story about how you realized you could eat it. Yes.

How did this come into your life? So being able to consume as much food as I have, like now, it's been, it started when I was a teenager. Like after, I mean, I went through a really drastic weight loss phase. And I would literally just eat nothing but just mountains of vegetables. I found a thing called intermittent fasting. And I started doing that. And so I would I would just only eat just mountains of vegetables because that was like the lowest calorie thing that I had like I was felt like I was comfortable with eating. And so I mean, I was just that's the only thing that I ate for months and months and months.

And I would just have one meal a day. And that one meal of vegetables would be like, you know, it started with just like a normal bowl of vegetables. But over time, that's all I was, that's all I was eating. And so I, that normal bowl of vegetables just no longer was was good. like I was so like ravishly hungry so I just kept eating two I would eat two bowls of vegetables and it was like so I just over time just doing this consistently just stretched my stomach to the point where I it took pounds and pounds of vegetables to like actually satiate me and make me what does that mean like okay so your stomach so your stomach is big

enough to where you can fill it up with 100,000 calories or some of your challenges are literally that so but does that mean when your stomach is empty it's like a big flat balloon? Yeah, so, I mean, that's why it's hard for me to, like, actually, like, go out and, like, if I eat a normal, like, normal meal at a restaurant, it's, it's, it's, like, I'm still, like, I'm rabidously hungry. Like, it's, it's weird. Are you to awaken the beast? Yeah, basically. Like, chewing gum is fucking with your stomach almost. I would, like, not, like, chewing gum, but, like, if I go out and, like, if we're going, like, to a restaurant, it's like, oh, we'll just get an appetizer, it's like, okay, well, I'm probably gonna be really hungry after that. Could I have done. this on accident because I'm always starving and I always eat like normal portions of food and I'm like I could have five more of those but I need to stop for financial reasons not because I'm full and like could I have done that on accident well it's no I once you once you start eating and I mean it depends on a lot of things but there's you know there's leptin and grilling which are actual like hormones in your body that can have they basically telling you that

you're you're hungry so you're just going to keep eating but that's going to fluctuate based on the person. But, I mean, uh, it sounds like you're probably just hungry. Wait. How? Okay. So when you're doing one of these videos where you're eating like pounds and pounds of food, is it just a constant shitting? Or is it, do you hold it all in? And then it's like the next day. And also how do you deal with that as his girlfriend? So the, the way I've, I've, I've, I've tried to like, like, because I obviously, like, this is probably the number one thing I get asked. It's like, what do the bathroom trips look like? And it's like, if you imagine, Imagine like a piping bag, like where you pipe cakes with and you're just shoving frosting into that piping bag.

It's not all going to just come straight out of the bottom. Right. Like that's that it's all going to flow. It's going to take a lot of time. I'm like hungry. I mean. So wait. Okay.

So if you're sitting on the toilet, me for instance, not a competitive eater, I'm able to. Oh my gosh. From turtle head. Oh, God. To toilet water. It's taken less than two seconds. You're telling me that you're sitting there and it's taking like 30 seconds to like just come out like yogurt in a piping bag? I'm saying I'm saying that it's it's not going to all just fall out of me the next morning.

It's like it's the next couple of days. So what is your eating like for the next couple of days? Is it impacted? Do you just drink water and watermelon? Oh yeah. So it's it really just depends on like what the actual challenge is. But like I mean, for example, like I just did every cheesecake on the cheesecake factory? How the fuck did you do that?

I was like, did he take a bite? And Jane's like, no, he ate them. Yeah, so that was brutal. So, like, the next day, it's like, I don't even want to think about food at all. Without further ado, let's make some bad decisions. So, how do you not die from, like, that amount of... Okay, so just keeping it real, I'm going to get really dark for a second. So eating disorder, trigger warning, trigger warning.

Okay, so you have recovered from anorexia. That's how I found your channel, like, years ago, was I, you know, have struggled with that in my whole life. So I found your channel, and you were talking about being a guy and having an eating disorder, and how it was kind of embarrassing to talk about and you wanted to make it not embarrassing. So that's how I found you. The sadder version is back when I used to be, why am I talking about this?

Back when I used to, you know, be bulimic, trigger warning. Cheesecake was a thing that I would do and, you know, throw it up. But I literally, even at my most like binge phase where I could take a lot of food in, I could still only get like one piece of that fucking cheesecake factory cheesecake because it's so crazy. So how did you have 300 pieces? Like the richness of it, you mean?

Like it was just... It's crazy. It's like so intense. All of it. The way it settles in you. All of it. Yeah. So over the years with how much I've eaten, it's more of like a mental thing with me that

like when I get into doing these challenges and stuff, I don't like, it just all begins to taste the same. And so I usually, if I'm doing something like a cheesecake factory challenge where I'm eating all that cheesecake, I, it's called flavor fatigue. so the richness just overwhelms your palate so much so much and so I usually have something salty so like I'll have like some chips like some salt and vinegar chips with the meal but yeah it's weird because if you're watching someone eat every cheesecake at the cheesecake factory and you just starts bust like has a thing of you know bowl of chips on the side you're like so how's this fucking

person has this like eating being your job has it taken away the joy of food in general um i yes yes uh like with with not not with all foods but with like certain foods i've most definitely have like one of my favorite things growing up was like mcdonald's mcgrittles i used to love fucking love those but i did a mcgrittles challenge uh back in 2019 i think and it was like 50 mcgrittles or something like that and after that i was like i cannot fucking stand these things like the looking at one smelling one it was gets you mc disgusted yeah yeah and it's it's good in that way stupid stupid and it's like

but yeah so like little times like that but in general no like I you know I like I you know I love food that's why I do so how often are you like super okay sorry I'm thinking about your guys a relationship because like when I'm bloated uh Ryan like it's annoyed to me because I'm just like oh I'm so bloated whatever

how do you how often are you like that fucking bloated miserably bloated as his girlfriend like are you like baby you're doing the challenge tonight like I want to have a normal night is it like that or like the toilet's going to be clogged like that's the situation um I know it's his job and so to me I kind of think of it as okay he's going to be filming I kind of think of it from the start of him going and getting all the food and like filming and eating and everything oh I hit the mic um it like he's going to work for three or four days that's kind of like three or four days well I mean like the recovery

the right you know and so yeah so i just kind of think of it is you know this is his time to work and you know it is what it is yeah so there's no intimacy three to four days got it um but at the very at the very start oh oh my gosh of our one time oh one time when we first when we first so um our we we met through um christie you know we she was doing bodybuilding and all that stuff a few years ago and she started watching my videos and it's reality but there's a like giant chunk of my audience that are bodybuilders that watch because we're starving we live vicariously yeah they're on super low calorie diets and they watch food not a bodybuilder but yeah and so christie was like training for a show and she

messaged me and we started talking on on on instagram and um and so our first date was a food challenge uh was like you if you if you're ever out yeah if you're ever out in southern california let's do a food challenge and she's like okay and I was never expecting to to hear back and she's like sends me a DM like a week or two weeks later and she's like um actually well I'll be out in Southern California I'll be out in LA in two weeks and I was like I remember seeing it I'm like I was like oh shit like this is wild like she's actually going to be here I was like okay well we should do a food challenge and so our first date was it's called like the eighth wonder of the world burger and it's in Anaheim and it's like it's a gigantic burger and

And it's, it's, it has, it's like a little slider. They put like a little slider on top. So it's like a cute little like comparison from like a regular burger or giant burger burger to this like little slider on top. But, but it's crazy because that's our first date and it's got like two million views. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you guys. I thought it was just like a cute thing you guys did. Come out. We'll do a food challenge. Yeah, me too, man. When you said it was for a video.

Okay, for video. Yeah. So then you guys just got so. bloated and sick and then we were like oh i did not eat very much she had like two bites yeah she had like two bites and i was like oh okay my man was just showing off dude but but it was cool but but so that happened and then um she went back to texas and i stayed out in in san diego and we were talking and everything and i was like you know what fuck it so i just like i went from my drove from my apartment and then our i drove all the way out to texas and our second date uh

i just showed up at her door and we went out and got tacos and you drove to texas for a second day Yeah, I drove to Texas. Did you tell her at a time? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I shut up. So that could have been a creepy move. Yeah, well, he was like, well, I'm thinking about doing a whole food tour in Texas. And I was like, well, that's, you know.

Were you really thinking that, dude? It was totally just to see her again. I have a similar story because my wife lived in Georgia at the time that we were dating. And she came out here at the same time I had a show, you know? And so it kind of worked out that we hung out. And then I look for the next show that, like, me and her could go to in Atlanta in like a month. And I told her like, oh, yeah, I was going to get tickets to this show. Right, yeah, right, right, right.

We should go. So that's cool, man. Yeah, it was, it was cool. It worked out. But so I did my food tour. And so we went from like, like, literally just a meeting to like actually going and traveling around and doing food challenges. And I was doing a food challenge, like in restaurants, like, every day or every other day.

Yeah. So to answer your question about like the bathroom thing, like, so we're very new in our relationship and we're traveling together and he's doing these. food challenges, restaurant challenges back to back, I wasn't quite sure what to expect. And it really wasn't, like, that big of a deal. Like, he's in the bathroom for, you know, maybe 10, 15 minutes and I think we all know exactly what to expect. I mean, if my man just ate the world's eighth wonder of the burger, I think I know what's happening in the bathroom. I was a little naive. Like, I think it's going to be the, we were in our relationship, but I just, I was just, I was like,

I'll never forget, though, we, I did this, um, I did this pizza challenge. And, um, She knows where I'm going with this. And it was a team pizza challenge. It was probably, it was probably, it was like a 30 inch pizza. So it was pretty big. I mean, that's like, I mean, that's probably like a 12,000 calorie pizza. It was huge. So I did it.

I did with another guy who did his food challenges. A collab? Yeah. Shout out to Juan. And we, we did this pizza. But so I ate my half, he ate his half. We did it and whatever. And this is probably like a week or two into our little tour that we did.

And I, we, I don't even know, like, what was going through my mind, but I was just like, I mean, we were, you know. He's bloated with pizza. I'm bloated with pizza. And he's like, let's have sex. I did not know where that was going. Dude, that's like every man's dream to get bloated off pizza. Let's have sex. And I respected, bro.

Is it every woman's dream? No. We were new in our relationship and I was just like, all right, well, this is. This is the thing. That's the only time it's ever ever. So full circle with all your questions that you had. So you guys are just like goals. Do I ever tell you that you stole pizza in my heart? Hawaii starts with the music we play on our islands playing the moment you step on the plane. Hawaii starts with extra space to spread out and relax so you can get a head start on getting

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sadness of like some of the fast food. Like diabetes, how do you avoid that? Well, I mean, I'm known for eating a lot of calories, but also burn a lot of calories to you. And I think that's like probably one of the biggest like misconceptions that people have is that like, oh, this guy either has a really high metabolism or he's just throwing up. But is there like health worries about because obviously you're getting it out and you've trained your stomach to be able to have a capacity to eat 50,000 pizzas and whatnot. But still going like your body is absorbing some stuff. Is it not? I mean, um, most of it.

Take supplements or anything? Yeah. I'm kind of a, I'm a nutrition nut and stuff outside of. I can tell. Oh, by the way, sorry, not to cut you off, but just so you know, in one of the videos that I was watching last night, you were doing like a crazy challenge, you know, 100,000 calorie challenge. But every day you were biking 100 miles? Oh, yeah.

So I did a 10,000 calorie challenge every day for 10 days. In this week's food challenge, I'm going to attempt to ride 100 miles. Jesus. To not be obese and do it you do, you got to be a hell. Like how, sorry, so that's what he means when he's saying he works out a lot. Like, we're talking like marathons every day. You counterbalance it well. Yeah, and that's, that's one aspect to it.

But I mean, if you're not, if you're not doing that kind of activity, there's no actual way you could do that and maintain a normal body weight. There's just no way. Right. But, but yeah, so I mean, and it's my health is definitely something I have to pay very close attention to you. I get, I get my blood work done quarterly. So, yeah, there's no way I'd be able to do what I do if I wasn't on top of all that stuff. so hey sorry to interrupt the show but i'm so excited because our first sponsor of the day please don't leave don't skip this part trust me i have two things to show you two things to show you that i'm really excited about okay so ridge wall we've talked about them a million times i love them so much one of my

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Like, I'm not just saying it. All right. Enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. What's, like, the community like? So you're in a community on YouTube that I, I've never been in that one before. It's like a very specific, like,

so there's food challenge people. There's mook-bong people. There's people who like Nicocato who just eats like tons of stuff and slaps his husband. No! That's a category of a dog. That's a video.

Yes. Someone just eats a bunch of food and slap somebody? An icon. I just want to see the end. So there's different, like, categories. So in your category, so are you like, you like hang out with all the other challenge people?

Do you all? So there's drama. Like, where's the drama at in this community? There's, I don't, I eat that pizza first. No, it's not like that. I think that. It too can eat the most pizza. Right.

It's all like who can eat the most and who's, I mean, it's. And who can. Is it you? I can eat a lot. I won't say I can eat the most. I would answer that I'm in like the competitive eating community like a few years ago. But I feel like I've kind of wanted to like separate myself from that because this is probably a controversial thing to say in like the world of competitive eating but i think competitive eating

itself is kind of gross to watch like it is i mean it's not like watching someone eat 80 hot dogs and dunking them all in water and just getting it's it's it's not something that i like i would want to watch so i just don't kind of make that i don't make that content i always don't like to eat at restaurants because i just don't like to watch people eat in general right right i do appreciate that you're edit first of all the editing of your videos is insane so good earlier i asked you off camera i was like Who edits your videos? Because they're insane. And you were like, I do.

Like, you edit your own stuff. And it's incredible. But you, thankfully, you edit around the chewing. Like, you always speed through it so that, like, you know, it's not gross. I liked it. Yeah. You have this thing that's my favorite thing of all time. And I can't believe I haven't done it yet in this podcast.

But you do this thing where when you like something, you go, and a little fire comes up. Loved it. So throughout this podcast, you know, if you feel, you know, inspired to fire. Just throw fire up. So, yeah. But I will say, I do remember now that I. I said drama. I tried to, listen, after 2020, no more drama for me.

But what I will say is I accidentally got involved into food drama like 10 years ago because I was watching a food girl and she was like eating a lot and she was really skinny. I'm like, how is she doing this? But then I would notice there was like cuts, like a lot of cuts. And it was and I never saw her swallow. And then I was like, oh my God, I think she's cutting out all of her. I think she's spitting in a cut. Spitters are fucking quitters.

Love that shit. I like made a joke about it in a video and then it like turned into a thing. And then she like made a video like. It was like a whole thing. And I felt so bad. I was involved in all this weird food drama movies. And Shane's like, sorry, I just do it too. I know.

I was like, I just do it. Wait, so like, is that a thing like, oh. 100%. Yeah. You're like, oh, there's something they fucking spit. Well, we were doing a food network thing a few years ago. And when you see that's how it's actually done on like TV TV. What do you mean?

Well, you watch like, I probably won't. I don't know if I want to hear this. We won't say specifically. Yeah, we won't say which show. Food network drama? I mean, there's, there's, I mean, shows. like where there's chefs and they're making dishes for all the other

chefs or those types of shows. If you tell me Bobby Flae is involved in any of these shenanigans, I'm not going to name any names. Okay, because Bobby Flae is my man. Yeah, Bobby Flae is a man. Okay? And no one beating Bobby Flee. But, I mean, when you're watching it and like you're consuming it, like you're seeing

everything, you're not thinking about the fact that they're probably not actually eating that. So, yeah, we did something a few years ago where we like actually saw it in person. We were on the set and we were like literally seeing it and we're just like oh it's devastating it's not actually real

like spit buckets is that what you're talking about um yeah there's baking or like um on food network where they like cook they're like making their own recipes and that type of stuff there's been employees that have come out and they've said that the chefs don't even eat their own cooking yeah and when you hear stuff like that it kind of changes like your

perspective on whoa yeah like like TV TV where it's actual shows where you're like whoa I thought that was a completely real. Are you telling me Guy Thierry doesn't try all this diners, drive, and drives? I mean, because that would ruin my life. You know, he doesn't have a spit cup. I haven't even thought of Guy Fierry.

You haven't? So I think about him every day? I'm on body's lace still, dude. I remember that. I've literally had people tell me that I'm spitting my food into cups, the cups that I use. And I'm like, look, bro, I don't know how you could spit 50 pieces of KFC chicken into this cup.

But I mean, if you want, like, But at the end of the day, it's like, it's kind of, it's kind of a compliment. When you do a challenge, though, like gaining 31 pounds a day, there's really no hiding around that, you know? How do you sleep? Like, when your stomach is that big, I mean, I know how I sleep. But, like, when your stomach is that big and you're not full, like, how do you sleep? Like, do you feel like you're just pacing around your bedroom?

Like, I'm just thinking about me last night after a Mission Burrito and I was going to have a heart attack. All night. How do you do it? When I have a full stomach, I sleep so good. I'm with you. I'm with you. Well, not that full, but like, I mean, like, I can't sleep if I am not, like, fully, you know, satisfied.

But most of my food, like, day to day when it's not food challenges, I usually just eat more at night so I can sleep better. So I'm used to going to bed, like, really full in and of itself. When we were first dating, he had some really weird, like, normal food eating habits where he would eat like a pound of celery and like four apples and like four pairs just like all these like really high volume fibrous stuff so he could feel so full and I was like this is like so you could feel full it takes a lot for him to feel satisfied like on a on a day-to-day basis it's like my my capacity fluctuates like now it's probably around like 14 or 15 pounds but like it's

like in order like to fill all that up it you mean you got to get the like I'm not going to eat cheeseburgers your capacity so you can take 15 pounds of food have you you've like weighed well I guess yeah you weigh yourself whoa yeah I mean and yeah that's kind of just like a normal thing but the average person um I can't remember off the top of my head like what the actual number is but like like the human stomach I think can take like three two or three pounds of of food and like so like yeah I mean you may be able to eat more than you think I think you can. So, yeah.

Your food capacity, Chris, maybe much bigger. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's a lot for sure. I had like 10 slices of pizza a second ago. I don't know. Rylans is small. Rylans is very small. Okay, I prepared something specifically for you, but also for all of us,

because it is the weirdest food facts I could find about popular restaurants and chains. So I wonder if you're going to know some of these because I feel like you've eaten everything. So I'm either going to blow your mind. or you're going to already know these. Okay, subway is the largest restaurant chain in the world. There's more subways in the world than there are McDonald's. 100%. Yeah.

How? Can you believe that? There's a subway in every gas station. I feel like if you just drive across the United States, you'll see so many subways like in random parts of like everywhere. It's crazy. Okay, second fact, this one- I love subway.

I'm just trying to get that spot. Okay, IHOP adds pancake batter to their omelets to make them fluffier. That sounds great. Sounds genius. Then I looked at a picture of it and I was like, oh my God, it makes sense. Because they're, look at their fucking omelets. It was like a bean and cheese burrito. I feel like we're all doing omelets wrong.

I feel like they're right. It's not that gross. It's just crazy to think about. They're putting pancakes in it. I mean, they're delicious and that's all that matters. Okay, this one's about KFC. Now, I really looked into this one because when I heard it, you know, I was so shocked and horrified,

and I found a lot of people saying this is true. This person said, I worked at KFC for four years. The barbecue sandwich is actually made from chicken that's too old and stale to give to homeless shelters, so they soak it in barbecue sauce until it can be pulled apart. And then they keep it on a heater for a month. I fully believe it.

For a month? Come on, like four days. And then somebody commented and said, yep, I've worked there too for three years. They also put that nasty old chicken in their pop pies. You love KSK. I know,

you're a KFC boy. I love KFC, but that, I don't know. I can't, I can't take those, like, those kind of like things seriously.

Yeah, because I mean, that sounds like someone who just got fired and they don't, they don't like KFC. I don't know about the logistics of letting chicken sit

and how big of the spot to keep heated for 30 hours. The sitting for a month sounds like a joke to me, but do you really think that when they have, like Wendy's, we talked about in the last episode, when they don't,

when they don't sell their burgers, they put in chili. So, Do you think that KFC, yeah, if they have old chicken? Yeah, I mean, they've got to find ways to effectively use their scraps. Okay, this isn't really a fact. I just got excited when I found this out because it, uh, something I never actually thought about.

But, okay, how many different shapes of McDonald's chicken nuggets do you think there are? Does anybody know this? I know there's like the boot. Then there's like, no. I, I don't know the Oval five, three. I think there's four. Okay. Jared, you would be right.

Yes. there's the bone, which I guess is supposed to be kind of like shaped like a bone. The boot, the ball, and the bell. I did not know that. The boot's the best. The ball, the balls. Fuck that. It doesn't fit in the fucking dip. Yeah. It's fucking up my sauce. The bell.

The bell, then like, you dip and then you bite. Am I stupid? I don't see the bell. Like, I don't see the bell. There's excess on the top that's not dippable. But the boot, you could just get it so much a bum-a-bap at one scoop. It's perfect. Um, okay. Uh, at fast food and chain restaurants. The grill marks that you see on chicken are drawn on.

They're not real. Because all those restaurants get the chicken from the manufacturer who actually cooks it with blasts of hot air. So, which kind of makes sense to me. Because, yeah, like, you're not seeing McDonald's putting chicken on grills. When you really think about it, because grilled chicken is something I get at most restaurants. Yeah, there's no actual grilled chicken anywhere, except for, like, fancy restaurants. I mean, I googled it, and the first thing that came up was a lot of the frozen meat that ends up chain restaurants goes through a branding machine that applies near perfect grill marks.

Interesting. So that one seems true. I don't know why that creeps me out so much. But we all just, why do they do it? Yeah, it's probably a psychological thing where you see the grill marks and you're like, oh, it must have been made fresh. I'm very picky about where I'll get chicken. Like, I'll trust a Chick-fil-A or a KFC, but I'm not getting like chicken from any place.

You trust a KFC? That's the one you trust? Yeah, because they like specialize more so in chicken. No, were you here five minutes? Yes, I was. But we believe in KFC, the two of us. Yep, KFC is the shit. El Pollo Loco is also the shit.

Oh, right, yeah, yeah. But, like, Taco Bell chicken, I'll be dead before I consume Taco Bell chicken. I'll eat 7-Ele chicken before. I'll eat Taco Bell chicken. Okay, this one made me laugh. So Pizza Hut, before 2013, Pizza Hut was the number one purchaser of kale. But they didn't actually serve kale. It was just because they used it for decorations at their cell.

And then I was like, oh, my God, that's so true. I grew up looking at kale all the time. I didn't know you can even eat that. And then I was like, kale is the shit that comes with the food that you don't fucking eat. And now I order kale salad. Oh, no.

You eat kale salads? Oh. Yeah. Why? What's wrong with kale? They hold the grass well. Wait, what's your beef with kale? It's actually funny because if I eat raw kale,

it fucks my stomach up more than most. That's what does it? Well, it's... The kale? The kale, believe it or not, kale is a really dense sort. of fiber, fiber oxalates, which are really, they, they're just not good to, I like can't move if I eat too much of a kale salad. Yeah, I'm like, kale's, kale's rough. Okay, our next sponsor of

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I'm going to go dive into my brief comforter with my Ridge wallet. Both of them. Okay, I'm going to go to bed. Okay, so obviously you guys know about, like, colors and what colors mean and fast food and why they do it. You guys are like colors, right? You know about colors? Right on. Okay, so, I mean, I feel like most people know the obvious ones, right?

The reason that fast food places use red, yellow, and orange is to make people hungry. To make people hungry. What? It makes you hungry. You didn't know that? No. Yeah, it makes you hungry. Red makes me hungry?

Red, yellow, and orange. It make you hungry. They increase your blood pressure. Just looking at you right now is making me hungry. And that's why when you look at, obviously, you look at all the different fast foods, they're all red, yellow, and orange. You didn't know that? No. Also, at fast food restaurants, they make the seats really hard and uncomfortable so that you leave.

because they don't want you hanging out all the time, which makes sense. And the colors red makes you kind of feel anxious and you have to get out of there. So that's another reason they make it red. Also, and this is another side note, and this is kind of like fucked up to think about, and this isn't confirmed.

But the red and the yellow and the orange triggers feelings of nostalgia and childhood, even if you didn't eat at fast food when you were a kid, just because when you drive by it, you see it so much when you're a kid and it just sticks into your brain. A fancy restaurant, They use darker colors, like dark red, dark orange, dark brown, because those colors make you relaxed.

It makes you want to stay there and eat for a long period of time. And then healthy restaurants use green because it makes you feel like you're eating healthy, even if you're not. Fuck yeah. Like jamba juice. Yep. I get like a thousand calories shaking that. I'm such a health nut. 60 grams of sugar.

When I was like a 400 pound 16 year old, that's a reality show. Peanut Butter mood. I really thought. Oh, I was like, oh, I was like, oh, I'm. getting a smoothie. So good. So healthy. I like though if I eat an apple and drink a bottle of water, I feel like the whole day is okay now. It's like I'm a healthy. I'm okay. I'm a hellful. This is not a fact. This is just something that I thought about and it made me laugh because when I was little, to me a fancy, there was a fancy restaurant that opened up in Long Beach.

And it was a place where you could go and you could, they had peanuts everywhere. And you would eat the peanut and throw the shell on the ground. The roadkill roadhouse growth. Texas, Oh, yeah. Yes. So when I was a kid, it was like, oh, we're too poor to go there. I want to go so bad, and we went there, like, one time, and it was, like, such an experience. And then I started thinking about it as an adult, and I was like, that's fucking gross. And then who has to clean them up?

So then I started looking at pictures, and I was like, oh, this is like, this is the fucking gross. There's nothing grosser than a fucking, like, imagine you on a date and you look down and that's your fucking view. And there's no way they can ever get them all up. So there's like molding peanuts. So is this something, have you guys been to restaurants like this? Yeah, Texas Roadhouse. I love Texas Roadhouse, but yeah. I don't think Texas Roadhouse has it like that though.

Well, they do like provide like buckets for it, but you know little like everybody's like, it's all over the floor. No, these places are specifically like we want throw your shelter on the floor. Which also is weird because it's like you're going there and you're paying a lot of money to eat there. But also it's like, are you paying to just be a piece of shit? So you can you just throw shit everywhere? Can you just spit whatever food? do you want out like.

And also, and also you're sticking your hands into the peanuts that everybody else touches too. Yeah. That's so gross. Oh, it's like communal peanuts. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a good gimmick. They would have big barrels as you're like waiting to get seated. Like huge barrels so everybody can just stick their hands and they take whatever they were. Yeah.

Yeah. It is nice to feel like you're allowed to rebel though because you like can't litter or you can't just throw things on the floor at your own house unless you want to pick it up. So it isn't nice. gimmick. If someone wanted that experience with me, I did, we could just like sit on our patio and throw

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Isn't that crazy? The smell of books? Think back to it. The last time you were to Barnes & Noble or Borders or anything, don't you remember having to shit? This is the worst episode ever if somebody's eating dinner with us. I usually, because I don't like to look at books, I usually just grab something from the Starbucks in there.

But I don't think I pooped. I just have to ask, how has, how has that? this has been scientifically proven. I just want to know that. Why would you ask such a question? Like, are they... Okay, so a doctor came out about it because it was like, it was a funny rumor.

I didn't write it down, but there is a term for it. There's like an actual scientific term for the feeling you get when you have to poop in a bookstore. And it's the same feeling you get when you have to poop in a library. There's different theories. But this doctor was saying, when you're in a bookstore, it's really quiet. And you get really anxious because you start thinking, I don't want to be too loud. I'm breathing too loud. You're like overthinking about it.

Everybody's being really quiet. So you have this anxious, inducing thing, which starts churning your stomach. And then you get that, and then that turns into a fear of like, I really hope I don't have to poop or something. And then that starts to, it almost your brain creates this feeling of, I got to, then it turns a diarrhea. Like, oh my God, I have diarrhea. Shane, it kind of sounds like this has happened a few times. I think you have to have a prerequisite to experience this. You've never.

Because I want to do you have an experience. And I just think, I'm going to get a cookie in some of the drink. You know? I don't even think about it. And then I'd play chess on my phone or something. Specific to the people that have the fear of the quiet. I don't have a fear of quiet. I literally just, I have multiple times in my brain where I've been in bookstores and I've been like,

I need to shit. Maybe it's whatever they're pumping through their vents. I just try to find ways to scare Sandy. Like she's not, you know, she's like looking at the book in the aisle and like sneak up on her like, hey, you know, like that. It's just fun. I have fun with myself. Well, honestly, a lot of things can make you feel like you have to poop.

But that makes sense, though, with the quiet. and then that causing anxiety, coffee does the same exact thing. It makes people anxious if you drink too much of it and you just, there you go. That's why coffee makes you poop. I never fucking knew that. Wait, I thought it was because it's the caffeine. I thought it was because it was hot. That's a factor in it making you have to poop.

The caffeine is definitely a big part of it too. When you're drinking coffee, it can make you more anxious and anxiety can lead to that. But I'm not 100% sure, but that's a theory. Okay, my final little fact is something that I was kind of surprised about. So where do you think the world's most unhealthy fries are from. What are we how are we what what is unhealthy yeah calorie wise okay caloric value um fast food wise yes yes McDonald's is too obvious right it's not um is it is it like a well keep talking about it is is it a fast food place is it a fast food place that you that is

everywhere like in certain parts of the u.s don't know I've never had it before well okay so she knows because she saw the bags coming in oh really I'll give you a hint so you can get it totally makes sense though so you can get it in California it makes sense it makes sense They're 1,500 calories and 71 grams of fat. Oh, don't tell me that. I did not know that. Wow. Did he just ruin your life?

You just completely ruined my life. For what size? That's a whole video. I think they just come in one size. What? What are we talking about? They come in a cup and then they dump a bunch in the bags. Five guys.

Five guys. The most unhealthy fries in America. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I've never had them before. So I need to try it. You never had five guys? No.

I've never tried to. I want to know like what makes it unhealthy. I want to see if I can taste. though. I think it's the sheer volume, isn't it? It's soggy. They literally throw every fry they possibly can in that back. That's why we love five guys. They told me the first time I went there not to order the large because I ordered it there. You don't need that. Yeah, it's for like three people. And that's me saying that. And then you know how you can leave a note on the on the board? Bring the whole bag out. I need to get the full experience. Everybody's getting cups. I left a note.

You don't need to get a large. You know, that was my note on the wall because you don't. You should do an only, do you have an only vans? I feel like everybody does. Yeah, I was on the fence with this. You should do the only fans where you shit. We're the people that want to see the album. So I like the pre-food conversation. I get a lot of, I get a lot of people who want to see what my belly looks like. Like I've been chunging it.

Like I'll show it. I'll show it in like after the challenge and stuff. But then I get, I have like just 10 random people that really want me to like start making like more content out of it. So they want me to make only fans. They like I have this guy that messages messages me on. on Instagram all the time, and he's just like, Hey, Daddy.

Show more of your belly next time. Oh, my God. But there's people that are into that kind of stuff. What do you show him? Oh, I definitely don't. For how much? I definitely don't. What do they want to see?

Just your stomach? I guess my stomach. I mean, yeah, I mean, I hope they don't expect me to be jerking off, but definitely stomach. The only fans. But yeah. But you do an only fan where you just show your stomach. If you do it on only fans, like,

because you just said you don't think they're beating their meat to it? I mean, I honestly... Oh, they definitely are. Oh. The second you throw to Only fans, you're acknowledging. They're all beating their meat to me. Right. They're doing that regard, though.

And honestly... Might as well get paid. Yeah. People are into weird stuff and people, you know, can do whatever they want. And, yeah, but we were, I think we were watching the last episode of this, whichever ones you guys, you talked about Only Fans recently. And I was, it got me thinking, like, I could actually just do OnlyFans and just take new photos in my stomach.

Because, I mean, you know, it's not that big... Honestly, listen, you should. If I, if somebody was like, I want to see your stomach. I would be on OnlyFans tomorrow. Everybody wanted to see my weird stomach. Well, I talked about just being fat and bloated on a couch laying there watching TV. Like two people messaged me like, dude, you're doing it or what?

If there's two people out there that actually have motivation to pay to watch me be fat and bloated on a couch watching TV, you got 10 people already, bro. I think you'll kill it. I'll consider it. The other one is I should take pictures of my poop and just put on a little bit. We can do it too. Literally, I get that every day. There's more than, there's like multiple that wants that? Oh, I get it every day.

You would watch that? I have to know. I have to know. I have the next day. Oh, my God. Let's try some fries. Yay. Okay, so wait, there's two. I think one of them is Cajun and one is normal. So is Cajun probably more unhealthy?

So let's start with a regular so that we can build our way up to greatness. I love French fries. Should I eat this like a civilized human being or? Well, how would you? I mean, oh, you're just going to be in. Oh. that's how I want to eat food all the time I'm not mad about not wearing headphones

why do I feel like it's bland this is not giving me like I feel like they're like a lot more like greasy than regular fries they're not that exciting okay I'm a size king when it comes to fucking fries you know

and like I mean this is my minimum fry length for proper dippery you know what I mean dippery dippery not I like them It needs to be a certain leverage. These are not great.

The thing about five guys' fries is that they're too soggy. They're kind of boring. Yeah, that's kind of why it announces is better. Is that like their thing? Okay. Am I going to do these Cajian? No. No, I like them. Yeah.

I like her. Oh, what? Wait, did we do Cajun already? I only did regular. So, I mean, like, we did postmate them. Like, when you're at the counter and you get them, they're good. There's certain foods that if I order, like, I'll preheat my other because I know I need to reheat it.

I would throw these. air fry. Can we hit up occasion now? I feel bad saying that I don't really like these. I want to like these. Maybe if I just like, maybe if I just fill this with ranch and mixed their I don't know what's wrong with you guys. I like them. Their burgers are incredible, but I don't know. These are not. Burgers are good. The burgers are very good. But these are, I don't taste the unhealthiness. Like I'm not like, oh my God. They're like sogging in Greece. Yep. Did you not see the bags? Well, congrats five guys on being the most unhealthy fries in the world. Congrats. You guys really look great. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. I promise.

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out of Disney World, so they die outside of it? What? Do you know what I mean? Because they want to keep it like, nobody's ever died here. They will move things out very quickly. Like, so it's really... No hesitation. I like you. It's so fun because when you do your Disney... No, I'm sorry. When you do your Disney conspiracies, I'm always on the couch. I'm like, I have so many things I want to tell them.

Okay, so when I was working there, we actually went through trainings with like, okay, this is what happens if this situation happens. So I worked in Magic Kingdom, but... With, obviously, you make friends with everybody who works in the parks, right? And so Magic Kingdom's going to have different protocols than Animal Kingdom, for example, right? Not necessarily rivalries, just like different situations. I like it. So Animal Kingdom obviously has animals, right?

So if you notice when you go to Animal Kingdom, there are doors on all the bathrooms, but there's no doors on any of the bathrooms in any of the parks, like the entrance. going into the bathrooms. Okay. So there's doors in animal kingdoms because if like animals were to like get out

or anything like that everybody is supposed to go to the bathrooms shut the door and lock. No fucking way. Like a lion on the loose? Yeah, something like that and so they use the bathrooms

as like shelters. Wait, okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So say we're in a Disney meeting right now, we're talking about what would happen? If a lion goes, what would happen?

Everybody go to the nearest like. But they don't tell us. that like the customer well no so like the employees would usher people like hey we've got something we need to like or wherever there if you're closest to the bathroom like going to the bathroom and shut the door do you have to save the customer first or okay say a line is running at are you in that fucking bathroom locked up or do you have to try to save them first like the titanium hell no i'm in the bathroom dude i'll tell you right now she's isn't anywhere with my life

she's going straight the employment's off at that point we know that where the shelter is and we're locked in there totally um the Other situation, which is like super interesting, is that so in Animal Kingdom, I don't know if you've ever done the ride where you, you're in a car and it's obviously like open and somebody's actually driving. You've got somebody who's actually driving. Well, there's a part where you cross over a bridge and there's alligators underneath, right? So there is a protocol because this has happened where like little kids are hanging on the sides and parents aren't, you know, paying attention. and a little kid fell over and the driver is instructed to gas it

as fast as possible so nobody can see what happened. Oh no, fucking way. What the fuck? What? Well, if you think about it, they're supposed to try to save the baby? Well, if the baby goes down,

there's all those alligators, there's no saving it. Yeah, so they're instructed to like hit the gas and get it. And you know what? That would probably, people might want to help and put others in danger. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, like, I do understand the logic, but that shit seems like pretty fucked up.

I'm going to say this. I've been doing the internet. I've been wanting to tell this story for so long. This is almost 20 years. That was, by far, the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life that was on camera. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

You never even told me. That's a major. No, I have. Second the baby's fucking hot. They have to get it, burn fucking rubber. Instead of that being the purpose. They should just say no fucking kids on the ride. Yeah.

Do you feel like there's anywhere to go but slightly down from there? Like with what you know about Disneyland? I mean, that's pretty fucking major. I mean, I do get it, but it's just to hear them say like, yeah, and if you're driving, just gas it. Imagine being that driver. Imagine being that baby. Imagine being the mom. You're like, what?

So is there underground tunnels? Yes. What? Really? 100%. So who's allowed? Just employees. So what happens is that Magic Kingdom is the only one that has the underground tunnels.

Because when Walt Disney was designing the parks, he didn't want the costumes to cross, you know, like Frontierland and then, you know, that type of stuff. But all the other parks, they're all same costumes, right? Yeah. And so Magic Kingdom, they designed a tunnel system. And so as employees, whether it's your vehicle or you get taken on bus, but you go through security and you go to the back of the park. park and then you drive down under the kingdom and then it's like there's people there's a subway down there of all things yeah so it's and it's like seriously it smells it smells like garbage like it's like because you because you smell all the you know the trash that's coming down yeah it's like it's totally like a thriving city

underneath wow so that sounds like okay I mean I I so we go back and forth because I I I think that there's some deep shit going on and she's always tells me like oh it's if there is i've never seen it but what about i'm just going to put this out there what about the tunnels beneath the underground tunnels i don't think so there's probably some i mean i just remember it stumbling upon this reddit thread probably like i mean well way before i met you like years and years ago about this guy that said that there was like a trapdoor in um it's a small world the way that he wrote this made it sound like it was completely real he was like saying that you know where the door was located on the ride and then he like fell into this trap door and then found like kids underneath the

fucking ride and stuff and he got like chased out by this dude with a gun and like all this shit but just like random details it made it sound like it was really 100% real and so ever since I read that thread I've every time we go to Disneyland I'm like looking I'm like man this shit's there's some shit going on for sure I mean didn't he Walt Disney built it to be like a weird fake world right like weren't they going to put a big bubble over it like a big glass bubble that's what you've told me on conspiracy conference i mean he bought up like damn near all of florida at one point um okay i don't want to start a fight but this will start a fight but because we have new people here oh no perspectives on something a fight oh do not bring out that fucking dress i swear to you

if you bring out a dress to start a fight right now don't for some reason this shit gets me a little Okay, I'm, I disagree with you guys, and it makes me look at you differently. I'm not engaging. This will be between the two of them. Okay. So, we, uh, obviously, we've been getting into some fights in the last recent weeks about the stupid fucking 10-year-old trend of the blue and black dress is a blue and black or is it white and gold. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Okay. Well, just to refresh your memory, I don't. I'm going to pull up a picture. Oh, perfect. And you guys, and everybody else shut the fuck up. Get ready to be enraged. Okay. We don't know what color it is.

Just you too. Let me know. what you see. He is colorblind. Yeah, I'm pretty colorblind. Oh, perfect. Okay. What color is that dress? Uh, it's white and gold. Are you lying? No. It's blue and black, right? It's white and gold. He's colorblind. So that means you know, it's white and gold for sure. Yeah. How are you? Oh, no, now he gets the fight. Oh no, he's going to start with her. No, you're going to break up. No, it's blue and black. Are you being serious right now? I know. This is, we got to a full on. We almost broke up. Like it was a thing because I see blue and black and he sees white but you're saying like you are colorblind

no no I'm colorblind but this is clear I'm this is white and blue but yeah but in colorblind you're colorblind color black no no no I'm like with blue and purple I get them mixed up sometimes that's like I'm not I shouldn't say I'm okay so yeah yeah but this is white and gold it's definitely blue and black for which one is white which is gold I've never been more confident that it's white and gold you know what's insane it's exactly half the room sees blue and black and exactly half the room sees white and gold it's crazy that half the room sees white and black it's crazy that half the people are right and have wrong. Here's what I'll say.

Okay, I just want to clear something up because of our fight got pretty intense last time. Here's what I want to say. The reason that I'm angry isn't because we see something different. It's because I feel like you... Did you talk to your therapist about this or something? I really should have.

I feel as if you don't believe me. I don't. You don't think that I see Blue Mine. No, I don't trust you. I can't trust you if you're telling me that that's blue and something else. I believe, even though I think you're wrong, I believe you. Yes, I think you two both have something weird going on.

She's in on it without ever knowing about it. We just met her today. Yeah. She's in on it. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking exactly the same. Like, you guys work something out before we started. Right.

Like, doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. Okay, so the outside of the picture is white. How is that white matching the blue stripes? Exactly. There's different shades of white. Like the marble's white and the walls white. It's like you're talking.

to the stupidest people like I know I wasn't going to say you too dude look at the white on the whole phone besides the fucking picture I know you guys is that what you were saying too 30 shades of white in this room alone

have you tried to pick white paint at Home Depot there's hundreds of I just no I just zoomed in the bottom of the screen is white right yeah and then the dress starts you really don't see a difference but I see a little darker darker of a color

it's like a real way that's black it's like they're scanning it yeah yeah but white is the absence of color, so what darker color would be darker than white? Gray? But this is why if I put my blue water bottle next to it,

you have a shadow of blue. I've never been in a fist fight. I have. Okay, listen. I don't want to get punched. Here's, there is an update to this. So, first of all, I'm sorry because you guys are going to be fighting about this.

Yeah. There's an update. So I have a picture that somebody sent me, and they said, oh, here you can see both versions. Oh my God Let's see if this one Okay ready

Oh Now on the left What colors like by her hand on her hip What colors do you see That's blue and black Oh my god Oh my god I'm gonna fucking bust Well but that is blue

This whole thing looks blue and black That's the dress That's the dress But the whole thing looks blue and black She's just standing in sunlight But that's that's okay Okay Okay but in that picture

Stay with me stay with me So that's the dress That's the dress Yes it's blue black I don't think they even know what you're saying right now. That's the same dress in the picture, guys. Now, we're aware. Now, this picture is just in the sunlight.

We're aware, but they look 100% different. Remember when you played with the contrast of the shoe in Photoshop and you play with the hues? The picture just looks different. 100%. And now looking back on it, what color is the dress in that picture? It's still white gold. It's still white gold. In real life, what color would it be?

We don't know. In real life, what color would it be? I can't do it. They could have this, they could literally make the same dress in two colors. I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm done. This is three episodes.

I'm sure the audience is fucking done too. My man, Eric, Eric, do you acknowledge that it's just some kind of an optical illusion? 100%. And in that picture, that dress is blue and black. Whatever reason you're seeing white and gold. But you acknowledge you're just seeing it wrong. I will say that seeing the second photo kind of changes it up a little bit, but I still see white and gold. Okay, perfect. I can accept that. See, this is a smart man.

Literally Googled this, by the way, and there was something about, like, how different people's brains filter out blue differently, because, like, daylight is blue, for instance. Like, it has a natural tint of blue. Right. And some people's brains, like, filter out that blue and just see, like, a white light outside, and some people see a bluish tint to the light outside. Anyway, there is a bluish tint to sunlight, and different people's brains filter it out or don't. And that has a lot to do with what you see there. Isn't the, it's blue because of the reflection of the ocean the sun is a fireball we got the screaming match about okay so there is okay this isn't even really a theory actually no this is a theory please tick talk don't see me this is a big theory

so this is something I found out that was very random and I it took me a long time to figure out how it was working so I got one of those things on my phone where I could like cover the camera because I was afraid of like you know hackers or whoever watching me so I covered my camera but my face ID still worked and I was like huh how does that make sense so then I googled it There is another camera on the other side of this little dynamic island that is an infrared camera and when you use face ID It shoots like a hundred billion lasers at your face to show your face like it's very confusing, but you can't cover it But that little infrared camera is always on and face ID takes a picture of you every five seconds when you're using your phone So right now it's taking a million pictures of me because it's learning your face learning when you gain weight

Learning when you lose weight like it wants to constantly learn about your face isn't it fucking crazy So the theory is that TikTok has access to the infrared camera because of all the little AI filters and stuff on your face. So they are watching you while you're on your for you page and every time you smile or laugh, they know that you like the content. Don't sue me. Same with even the Instagram Explore page. They can see where you're, oh, sorry, am I jumping on me gone? That's everything. Well, no, like I won't even, half the time when I'm on an Instagram Explorer page, it's not like I'm fucking clicking on the actual photos to enlarge them.

But somehow, like, the Instagram is like, oh, you watched one episode of housewives. You need to see every fucking housewives. And I think it's because I, like, linger longer on one. Okay, this is what I found. Okay, so on the Instagram explore page, right? I've muted and blocked a lot of things because I don't want any drama or anything about me or anything, right? So I was on the explore page. And in the tiny little corner of the explore page was a picture of somebody who I didn't want to see.

And I looked at them and I was like, why are they popping up? I'm like, oh, I really don't want to see them. Should I mute this thing? No, I'm not going to mute it. I didn't touch it. I was just looking. And then I kept scrolling. The next day, boom, all the pictures on the explore page.

That's when I started thinking, is it tracking my fucking eyes? And is it tracking my eyes to know exactly what I'm looking at on the explore page? And that's the algorithm? I think. It's fucking scary. Let me show you what this looks like, because if you see what this infrared shit looks like, you're going to be like sick. I think on Instagram, it's probably a mix of that. And they know how long that image is staying on your visible screen.

So if that image is like a hundred images on your explore page. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. Oh, that's totally different. So this is what your phone is doing. Wow. That is happening all day, every day, baby. You have to have face ID on for it to do that? So, yeah, it's a little infrared camera.

And this is when it first came out. So it's got even more advanced than this. Dude, the craziest part to me about all this is we sit around and talk about it like it's crazy. And it's like conspiratory. I think the next generation of people is going to be happy that it does this. Dude, dude, I'm so stoked Instagram knows what I'm thinking about so they could just promote it to me right away. Yeah. Like, I think they're going to look at it like a luxury when we're looking at it.

Like, the first generation is going to be startled by something, but the next will accept it. Well, that's why people can't get off TikTok though, because the algorithm is so good. The part of the lure will be, dude, if you go on YouTube, they'll just tell you what you like. It already knows. It already does. The other thing that's crazy to me is that, like, an iPhone can do this now, supposedly like the company that cares the most about your privacy. And so the fact that like it's doing this and then Instagram

and TikTok are like utilizing it to do this to you. Possibly don't sue us. Possibly. Yeah. I guess when they probably tell us we just never go through it. When you sign up that shit. Yeah. When you sign up for TikTok and you go through their terms and they're all that shit when you

first create a TikTok, it's known that they have access to like your other apps that you use. Like how long you spend on those apps. All this shit about the history of all the other shit that you do. you do in your phone. So it's like, honestly, really not that surprising. That makes their ads more valuable to the market that people buying them. Yeah. The more they know about you. So maybe that's why their algorithm is just so good. I feel like we've already accepted that our phones are

listening to us. And now it's not even crazy. Like there's targeted ads all day long for anything I've talked about throughout the day. And I'm not even phased by it anymore. I'm like, yep, of course. But now it's like knowing that my phone is watching me the whole time is next fucking level. It's always watching me. And we'll become desensis. I know. Has your GPS ever told you where you're about to go? Every time I get in my car. Yeah. Well, but somewhere that you normally don't go and you're just talking about. Yes. It's happened to me before. It's pretty weird. Oh, yeah. Like there'll be moments where we get in the car and we're not even, I'm like, let's go home. We should go home. And then it's like, boom. Well, speaking of things that, uh, Ryan's Recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, our first guests we've never met before, the electrics are here.

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I felt the electricity. Oh, he gained 31 pounds. in 31 hours. Congratulations. You're clapping? I'm like in dangerous news that is safe for only him. Please leave it to the train, professional idiots.

Gain 31 pounds in, was it 24 hours? 31. Whoa, 31 pounds. Yeah, it sounded cooler. Yeah. Wow. Just in.

Eric's a grower, not a shower. Oh, she's been waiting. Oh! You have a little recap? Good for you. Wow, we're waiting until the recap. cap to reveal new news that Eric. We got to get a flame that grows for you right now.

Put your hand out. Do you have grower merch? The small flame. I had to explain that too. You did? Are you sure? I feel like he knows. Eric is embarrassed.

Oh, he didn't know that that was a thing. So you didn't have to shower amongst a guy. And I'm like, you're a grower. Ooh, that's a conversation. Were you allowed to share that information? Yeah, we talked about it a little bit. I was like, if it comes up, and it never did. And I just, this is it.

This is it. This is my moment. Jet out to you. Good job. You held it in. Grow and tell. In the first breaking news event of Rylund's recap, Eric's a grower.

Yes. Oh, and is might start an only fan for his growing stomach. Yep. Yeah. So. And if you want to spend your coin in a fabulous way, spend it on Eric's growing stomach. Onlyfans.com slash Eric's growing stomach. Eric's growing stomach.

That'll be the URL. Your only fan should be called Eric the plumber. Check out Eric's pipes. Eric the plumbing. Oh, my. Yeah, it's clean. Come clean my pipes. Take a look.

Yeah. Look deeper into Eric's pipes. My dad's going to be so proud of me. It reminds me to rate my poop.com. What? Rate my poop. What? People upload photos of poop and people rate them from zero to time.

That's disgusting. But you're subscribing to his poop only fans? I'm a fan. I mean, Hopefully mine would be way better than all theirs. I think you're going to be 10 out of 10 for sure. I'm confident. You'd be the goat, bro.

The goat of poop. The goat of poop. Oh, Disney, um, uh, Disney doesn't get a fuck of them. They murder babies. Hide your babies from the rides at Disneyland because they do not give a fuck about your child and alligators will eat them. It's a fucked up world.

Stay safe. It really is. KFC rotten chicken. Yes. Oh, in news I can't stand by Shane, Jared, and possibly Chris believe KFC are selling rotted chicken to fans, customers, consumers. Yeah, I believe it. Ooh, Five Guys has the most unhealthy fries in the world.

Oh, and unhealthy news, Five Guys has the most unhealthy yet delicious fries, in my opinion. Potential booffery news, you know, they boofed us, I think. They're not that good either, my personal opinion. Oh, TikTok watches your face. Yeah, in scary news, TikTok is tracking your face. face and emotions ruining your life. Isn't it crazy that it's called TikTok

and it's the biggest waste of time in the world? Whoa. Whoa. Oh, their first date, they ate the biggest burger in the world and then they had sex. Or no. That was after the pizza.

That was different. That was different. And she only had a couple of bites. She was keeping it classy. Didn't you guys have sex after you ate a bunch? That was different. Pizza. Yeah.

It's a piece of pizza. Isn't it a pickup line? Like, do you want to have pizza and fuck? Is it? Yeah. And then they say, no. It's like, well, you don't want pizza? It's a pickup line.

You lived out of pickup line and did the max. You really did. Well, that's what you say. I forgot my outro. I'm like blacking out. All right, you guys, that's all we have for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you like, listen, and review. you get your podcast and follow all of us on social media.

Make sure you follow our lovely guests at, what's the best way to find you? Eric D. Electric, Instagram, YouTube, and that's pretty much Twitter. I'd do that sometimes. Yeah, and you can just search my name, Christy Barker. Make sure you like this video, and we'll see you right back here in two weeks.

Oh, and get your Shane Dawson merch at shan-dashnmerch.com. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this group was. I feel like we learned a lot about Eric, about Disney, about murder, about poop, and about love, and about fights. And I'm so happy that we've resolved it, and we've all agreed that the dress is... And white and gold dresses. Yeah.

Okay, bye. Common sense. Every, yes. All right, we'll see you guys next time. Bye. Thank you.