The Shane Dawson Podcast - Doomsday Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

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devices, alerts you to real-time threats, and more. Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Let's talk about the end of working. Okay, this is something that people are now wearing to protect themselves from AI and from facial recognition technology. Have you seen this? Yeah.

Like, this is getting crazy. That's, oh my God. What? This is like a horrible. Why? Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. It's the end of the world edition. I feel like it's been the end of the world on this podcast for like years.

And here we are. What does that mean? Yeah, what the hell does that mean? I just feel like every week it's like, oh my God, the end. You know, you're kind of right because I feel like every episode we're like, guys, there's a theory about the end of the world. It's coming soon. That's what I'm talking about.

And like, we're still here. So is it ever? Well, it's pending. It's a pending doom. Right. Yes, that's right. Today's episode, we are going to be diving deep into some doomsday end of the world theories, some involving the Denver airport, some involving lizard people.

And yeah, it's going to get really, really dark, really, really fast. But first, let me explain why we're dressed like this. Because I was thinking for like the thumbnail vibes. Like, I want to make it like a movie poster. And I feel like the 50s is very like doomsday vibes. So I threw out in the group. group chat, I was like, hey, do you guys have any 50s clothes? And you guys were kind of like, oh, I don't really know. And then look at Sandy rolling up. This was designed by her.

I was telling Lizzie, if I didn't do my hair, I would look like a grandma, so I had to do something with my hair, you know? Oh my God, you've never looked better. You do look incredible. I love it. And Jared's sitting next to her with, beautiful. Listen, I asked, I was like, I have all these fun props for the thumbnail. Like, I have this scary, like, Aunt Eater mask that comes with this, like, so. Sorry if it's offensive. I don't know if people need this or... I thought you were saying, sorry if it's offensive to ant-eaters.

Yeah, I was like, back off ant-eaters. All the ant-eater communities, don't come from me. Yeah, so I have all these fun things, and I was like, does anybody want to wear these for the episode? And, Jared, you wanted to wear this. Ant-eaters have 19-inch long tongues. I mean, just think about having a 19-inch tongue. Think about it.

I think about it all the time. Yeah, but is that the truth? Yeah, because they get into the holes and they go, because I'm going to go to a party and tell somebody that, and they're going to be like, huh? What party? I was going to say, you're not going to any fucking parties, bro. I'm going to go shopping for furniture and tell somebody.

Yeah, so we have a lot planned. We also have a game that Spencer has prepared. I am very excited about this. There is a costume involved for Spencer. It's a lot going on. Yeah. Later in the show, we are going to be playing our version of Family Feud. Oh, that's right.

I've never seen it. I've never seen it either. What? I love Family Feud. What is it? Oh, my. Is this the one with Steve Harvey? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Name something you might hurt yourself riding on. A penis. Shut up. Last-to-ass audience. So, you know, for the next few minutes of this episode while we're catching up on each other's lives, if you want to throw in a good answer every once in a while. Yeah, you can take that off.

Good answer. Good answer. So how are you guys? What's the thing? Sandy, you had a birthday. What did you do? We had a, yeah, I had, I was like, we had a birthday. I had a birthday.

We went to Catalina. It was fun. We went, you know, stayed at a haunted hotel. Did you feel haunted? I felt terrified. From the moment the lady told me, I was terrified. Did you see anything? Well?

Well, we didn't know it was haunted. Yeah. But, oh, you and I unintentionally went to a haunted hotel? Yes. What a night. Like in the middle of the night, you check the Yelp and you were like, oh. No, worse, actually. We checked in.

It was incredible. We got upgraded to this amazing suite because they gave us the wrong. room initially. So then we go on a haunted golf car tour because we didn't want to do the walking tour. And the first thing the lady says is all the hotels are haunted. Oh, especially the one that we're in. And a matter of fact, there's this one room in particular that's the most haunted and it was our room. Why? So she didn't know. She didn't know that it was our hotel. She was just like, yeah, this hotel is really haunted. And Jared and I looked at each other. And then she goes, and this room in particular is like the most haunted

with the most activity. And Jared and I were like staring at each other like, what? So their upgrade was actually a fuck you. Yeah. And then she got really excited. You got to tell me about what happens tonight. She's like, that's so awesome. And I was just like, what's the lore?

What's the story? Well, Clark Gable, who was an actor in old Hollywood. It was his room that he would stay in all the time. And he would throw parties like these two-day ragers. And evidently, you can hear them party. up there all the time when you're staying there. That sounds like a great vibe. Yeah, but we bought a ghost detecting machine.

And I haven't even looked at the footage yet. We just kept it on the bed because Sandy was too afraid for me to keep going like, are you here? Are you here? You don't want to open the doorway. It's like a welcome mask. Yeah, I spent 25 bucks on the ghost's machine.

I want to know if it works. The lady was talking about how she showed us a video because she does like, she's part of this group and they go hunt ghost. And so in the video, she's like, um, the guy's like, is anyone here? Is anyone here? And like stuff is happening and you hear voices. So we go back to the hotel and Jared was like, all right, let's put it on the bed. Nothing happens. And then Jared goes, okay, well, the guy said something. So let's try. He goes, is anyone here? And I said, nope, we're not doing that. And he's like, Clark, are you there?

And so I just turned up. I just turned it off. I was like, no, we're not doing that. Are you here? No, I love, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that, my love. Clark. No, my love, we're not doing that. Yeah, so either it's a very haunted island or we definitely fell into a tourist trap. I don't know, but the lady was very convincing. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, so that's what we've been up to. They also went on a helicopter ride. Oh, yeah, we did go on a helicopter ride. Yeah.

We're taking a helicopter tour. You guys had literally like a bachelor date. Yeah, yeah. You went to Catalina on the island. You went to a little hotel. You had a helicopter tour? I've been getting really into fish and chips. Oh, yeah. Okay. I love your new chicken salad.

Dude, shout out to BJ's. You know who you're talking? You know what I'm talking about BJs. Oh, okay, got a restaurant. That's a chain restaurant I've never seen. I was like, whoa. But BJs has possibly the best fish and chips I've had. Better than the lobster trap in Catalina, I would say,

which is like a notorious fish and chip spot. But for a lobster roll, you got to go to the lobster trap. Yeah. Wow. Sounds like a trap, though, right? It's all a trap. I've always wanted to move there. In the back of my mind, I would love to live on that.

Really? For some reason, it sounds really nice. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Okay, well, I had an idea for a little mini segment. Before we get to the game, I had a really embarrassing moment this week, and I was talking to Spencer about it,

and then he had an embarrassing moment this week, and I was like, what if we talk about our top embarrassing moments in the last two weeks? Who wants to go first? Chris, did you have anything embarrassing happened to you in the last two weeks? Oh, God. Embarrassed. I don't know.

Everything I do is embarrassing. Like, just like saying hi to people's embarrassing. I mess up handshakes all the time. Stray guys always try to do the cool straight guy handshakes with me and I can never do it. What's a straight guy? You know, like this thing, this cool thing that I can't do. Gay people aren't doing this.

You know what I mean? Oh, what are you? I can't reach. Yeah. It's a gap. All my gay friends just hug each other. So I'm used to hugging. And then like some, yeah, a cool straight guy comes up and it's always different.

And I can't, how to, Jared, you're straight. How do you just know what it's going to be? I just put my fist out and do the fist bump, dude. I don't let any complications happen. That's my see. I set the expectation. Yeah. But also like there's a lot of Latino guys in my life and they're like hug after

sometime, you know, the dapp and then the half hug. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. It's killing you. But so that happened many times in the last couple weeks and every time I want to die. Why are you needing so many people? Yeah, where are you going? How do girls greenings?

each other. I just don't want to touch. Let's just say hello. I know. What do you guys do? I'm very awkward. I don't like being. I learned I learned not to hug Lizzie. My mother and love, she doesn't like it. My mother and I even know she's, can I have a hug for me? Like, you don't like hugs? No. Ryland didn't like hugs and now he loves hugs. See, we're weird. I don't know about that. He might like them from you. From you. From you. I like them from Joe. I kind of do the Christian side hug I'm fine with that I'm not mad about Jared's Christian side hug

He's always like Yeah we don't do no chest to chest happenings So mine is embarrassing But also the most embarrassing part of it hasn't actually happened yet That'll be happening this Wednesday So I went how do I explain So we're doing our thing

Okay Okay what thing So we're not fully doing the thing Oh, no. We're, you know, we're, like, lazy doing the thing. The laziest version of doing the thing. We're evacuated. It's stressful.

We're, like, tired. So it's, like, very, very sad, sad doing the thing. And while we're doing the thing, I look down, which I try not to do. No, I brought attention to this. Well, no, I looked, and you looked at it, and I was like, what? And then you were like, huh? And I was like, what? And then I saw like a

Not a bump Not a lump I feel like You look like you should be talking like that You look like you should be talking like that This whole story has been a riddle Not a lump Not a grump or a bump

Not a grump or a rump But as Spencer explained it When I explained it he said Oh like a speed bump Shane thought he had an epiphany After this too So that night after he told Spencer about it He goes

Oh, Spencer had a good way of describing it. I said, you're talking about this with Spencer? Also, I'm so confused as to where this is. Let me go back. Okay, so Rylan's touching my dick, feels something, makes a noise. I look down, and there is like a... A speed bump. I cannot.

I'm like freaking out at this point. I'm Googling, and he's just laying there like, oh, my God. So I'm like, yeah, I'm on Google, and it's like, everything that's popping up is like a cyst or a bump or like a tiny white or whatever. not what I had. Mine is like what Spencer said, a speed bump. So I'm freaking out. So now, okay, we're evacuated from the fires. Are you going to have the flu. I now have a new development on my penis. I'm terrified. So, so I'm like, okay, I'm just not going to think about this until we're back home, hopefully, and whatever, whatever. So finally, we're back home. Everything's good. Two days go by. We start to do a thing and I cannot stay hard. And I'm like, I'm sorry. And he's

like, you're thinking about it. I'm like, well, yes, because I don't know what it is. It's freaking me up. And so I'm like, okay, we need to get a picture of this. Well, the thing is that you also left out is it's only there when he's hard. It disappears when he's not hard. Now, it does, yes. So that is weird to me because I'm like, why is this happening? There's no vein on it. There's no, it's not hard.

It's just like, well, because I'm thinking, I'm assuming you're going to go to the doctors on Wednesday. So then how does that work out if you can only see it with your heart? There. So, and let me explain why I'm, why I was telling Spencer about this. First of all, me and Spencer talk about medical things. Oh, I mean, I also don't. care. Yes.

Rylan had a ball issue. Spencer talked about his ball issue. And we were talking about the podcast and I was like, should I talk about this? Because something happened. So this is the embarrassing moment. So I'm Googling and I find a penis doctor, urologist. Shut up. And I give them a call and a girl answers.

And she's like, hello? And I'm like, okay. Did I just call a random person? I don't think so. I'm like, hi, I have a new development. And I need to get a check. She laughs. And then she goes,

what do you mean? And I was like, on my penis, I have a situation. She goes, what type of situation? And I was like, you know, I could talk to the doctor about it. She's like, well, I need to know what it is. So I know what to say. And I was like, well, it's like, it's not a lot. It's not enough.

And I hadn't talked to Spencer yet, so I didn't know. It's a speedbox. And I was like, it's like, it's like a ridge. And then she literally goes, okay. laughs at me. And I'm like, no. So then I'm like, yeah. And then she goes, and she's like, okay, well, let me look.

And you know, whatever. So she's scheduling me. the doctor and then i said this is really uncomfortable to ask but like so it's only there when i'm hard and she goes laughs again and i'm like okay and i said so how is the doctor going to see it do you know what i mean because like how do i and then she goes um i don't know um hey tina maybe you can ask him i don't know i was like well um i don't know maybe you should ask her like should i take a picture because i don't really want to like do that in the office or i don't really know and then she goes uh let me ask and then she comes back later she's like yeah no just take pictures that's fine

i was like okay and then she laughs again and she's like all right well see you then and so i go to the yelp page because i'm like god that was kind of weird but whatever i go to the yelp page and it's like a lot of one-star reviews and i'm like oh that's scary i hope the doctor's not bad i look at all the all the reviews for the doctor are amazing love him love him and then all the bad reviews are the reception is laughed at me no the reception is kept laughing at me all i was trying to is explain my penis. There was like 10 reviews. I was trying to do this.

Explain my penis. Tina is definitely not going to miss work Wednesday. No, she's not. So we're laying there watching Drag Race and I, you know, whatever. The show's over and I'm like, okay, we need to take a picture. Because I need a picture, right? It was a whole nightmare. But we ended up getting a picture.

I hope you delete all the other ones. And so we have that. I don't, I don't know. I'm very, very scared. I hope it's nothing, but you have to come with me because I need the doctor to know that even though it doesn't look great in the picture, I'm married and somebody likes it. Right. Oh, just the general. Good answer. Good answer. That is embarrassing. I hate going, I hate when any doctor needs to check out my penis. It's my work. It's so uncomfortable.

Well, I'm hoping because it's only a hard problem, he won't have to see my soft one. So he's going to walk in there. Guns to blazing or what? Well, I couldn't. I guess. I took it. I took it. I took a No, I took a picture. Although I did Google it, and it said if the doctor really needs to investigate, they'll give you a shot in your dick to make it hard. No, that's a thing? Like my anger?

I guess, but I was like, I don't want to do that. That sounds like some torture shit. It sounds painful. Well, Spencer. Yeah, mine is something probably relatable. So I had been driving illegally without a license for a little bit. So I finally got my California license, and I kind of forget, you kind of forget, I was like, you're at the DMV.

It's such an annoying process you're there for so long. You have to go to all these, like, windows, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was kind of sick, and I was like, oh, yeah, take the picture, whatever. And then I got the, I forgot about it. And then I got the license, like, a week later, like, oh, I look awful. And so it's just, like, a bad picture. You look like you're 13, and you just tried drugs for the first time. Yeah.

I know. It's like, my hair, it's not like the end of the world. You probably was. I get it, and then I was like, oh, yeah, this is going to be my license for the next four years like and longer than that because you can just auto renew for you like mine's my picture is from when I was 21 well yeah but you can always opt out to get a new photo yeah but who wants to go to the DMV we should all go to the DMVs really quick um I had the crazy I know it's so annoying people when people talk about their dreams because it's like it didn't happen I wonder why everyone has to

precursor dreams are annoying because sometimes I find them not annoying because they're your own but when there are other people it's just kind of like okay fucking didn't happen but I did, I do want to figure this out because I had a dream last night that Whoopi Goldberg came up to me at Chili's. And I was like, oh my God, Whoopi. And she was like, oh my God, whoopi. And she was like, oh, huh. And I was like, can I get a picture? And she looked me in my face and she goes, I want to kiss you.

And I said, Whoopi. I said, Whoopi, I'm married. And then she goes, so, ask him. And I was just like, okay. And you were in the car. So I called you and I was. And I was like, he's going to say yes. And I called him and I was like, I was like, Rylan,

Wuppie Goldberg is here and she wants me to kiss her? I'd say, without tongue is fine. Thank you. But the dream stopped right after that. So I didn't get the answer. And then when I woke up, I forgot. So my question is, Rylan, if Wuppie Goldberg and me had a moment. Without tongue, it's fine.

Really? Yeah. You're crazy. A little peck. But what's like, okay, are there certain like. Up to five seconds? So like, what be Goldberg? What about Rupalball?

No. Wait, why now, Rue? Because he's a threat. He's six, eight, he's had a show. And whoope's not. And whoopee from Sister Act. Ghosts? And the, is it the view?

Okay, I take it back, Shane. You can kiss Rupol. Yeah, good answer. Good answer. I love good answers so much. All right. Well, speaking of... Good answers.

Good answers. Good answer. We're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, Family feud. Get ready. It's, you're not ready for what's about to happen to Spencer. Get ready. That's true. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. Guys, look at my new shirt. I have been waiting to put this shirt out for so long. Let me explain. I know. You're like, what? It's just a gray shirt. No, no, no. It is my response to people like myself who are way too hot to wear

hoodies, but also like the idea of gray hoodie. So I was like, I want to make a t-shirt using gray hoodie material. So if you actually look, it's the same, like, thickness as a gray hoodie. It has a stitching like a gray hoodie. And I had my SD logo embroidered right here. And it's in shiny metallic fabric. And I really love it. So yes, this is my shuddy. Whoa. My shirt hoodie. Shouldy? You should if you want. Yes, I'm very excited about it. This is the second piece. This is my second piece from my collection. If you guys remember, around Christmas time last year, I came out with that denim hoodie the duty and that had the same SD logo embroidered on it so yeah this is like part two drop two i just wanted to try something different with my merch i've been having a lot of fun designing it

coming up with ideas so if you guys like it let me know it is now available on the website also the denim hoodie and everything's on sale on the website all the old merch all the grower merch farmer merch everything's on sale and yeah hopefully you enjoy the shitty speaking of things that you shouldie do you should create a website of literally anything you want and the easiest best most fashionable way to do that is by using Squarespace. That's right. If you don't already know, I've talked about Squarespace before, they are the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. They make it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content all in one place, all on your terms. Okay, so last time I talked about

Squarespace, I asked you guys, I was like, if you use it, use my code, make a website, and send it to me to our email and we'll review them on the show. Well, guess what? You guys, what is that? Oh, they're jellyfish. Why did that scare me? We have a submission today. Hold on. This is from Jamie Doig. She said, hey, Shane and friends. I hope you're doing well. You mentioned that we could share the websites that we made on Squarespace and that you'd possibly look at them. I just finished mine and I'm so proud of it. It's a portfolio site for my design work and I wanted to share. So here we go.

I'm looking at for the first time. This is jamie doig.com. Oh, it's cute. I love it. Hey, I'm Jamie. It's Jamie, right? Is it Jame? I think it's Jamie.

And look at her looking so put together. And when you click on projects, it shows what she can work on. She can make you all these different Instagram layouts and merch designs. I love it. No notes. So thank you, Jamie, for using Squarespace. So let me explain what Squarespace does, how it works. It is so easy to create your own website.

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Start your free trial at ORA.com slash control. That's A-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. okay welcome back and oh my god is spencer dr phil oh my god oh my god no but that's everything i think i'd rather be on dr phil okay don't know no no we're doing family feud okay you win money you can win money on family feud yes oh oh and as you guys can see it It's a growers versus the farmers. Oh, I see it.

Of course, Sandy. I'm so nervous now. Yeah. That's unfortunate. We might not be the winning team, but we're the fun team. We're the fun team. We're super fun, Sandy. So, yes, it is Farmers versus the growers.

And please ignore our different sizes of our... We had to go through, like, a rat infested bin with old merch in it because, like... Nice. There were a couple mice, and it was in a shed. But yes. So, Farmers versus Growers. And there is a prize. So the winning team of, what are we calling this?

Farmer Few. Oh, my God. The winning team. Right answer. What is it? Good answer. I feel so confident. The winning team will win real money.

$100 of Disney cash, which can only be used at Disneyland, which I'll explain later in the show. Because now that I'm thinking about it, I didn't explain that. Exciting. Stay tuned. Um, okay, break it down. How does this game work? All right, y'all. Welcome here to Farmer Fierry.

We got two families. You got the Farmer family. We got the grower family here. We're playing for $100 of Disney dollars, and we are going to have a blast, folks. Am I right? Yeah. All right, all right, all right.

Should we just get into it? Yeah. So the way Family Fuse works is we pulled the audience on the growers and farmers chat in Instagram that you guys did not look at, hopefully. We did not. gave us some answers. We have five answers for each question and you are going to have to guess

what the audience responded to for the question provided. Now to start off the game, we're going to have, let's have Sandy, let's have Chris. Come on down. Take your shorts off. They always like dance up to the podium. Well then they shake hands.

Oh, what kind of shake? All right. The question on the board is name the best item from a fast food restaurant. Sandy. A chicken Big Mac. Oh, good answer. Good answer.

Good answer. No, she's not on our team. Yeah, but that's a good answer for us. Shit, a cruncher up supreme. Show me. Chicken Big Mac. Oh! Chris?

Chili cheese fries. What? You think the top five item on a fast food menu, it's a... Good answer. Yeah, well, I thought like animal fries in and out, like that kind of thing. Is that what you met? Do you want to revise? Do you want to revise?

I think he gave his answer. I thought that's not the same thing. He didn't just give his answer. I think he had an animal prize. You guys have to think about the masses. He can't revise. He said chili cheese fries and we all heard it. And that is not.

Show me chili cheese fries. Yes. No, that's not even no. Wait, so do we play then? Well, no, you guys just get one more chance. All right, okay. All right, Sandy, we do have no right answers on the board. Name the best item.

from a fast food restaurant. French fries. Good answer. Good answer. Yay. Sandy, would you, would the farmer team like to play? We like to play.

We'd love to play. Yeah, let's play. Me, the best item from a fast food restaurant. By the way, each team is going to have two strikes. If you hit both your strikes, the other team has the option to put an answer on the board. If they get it right, they win the round. Oh, wow.

Okay, Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Show me Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. The farmer team has one strike. Now, Lizzie, I hear that you have a baby. Is that true?

I do have a baby, and I will not be serving him at a fast food restaurant. Okay, Lizzie, name the number one. Name the best item from a fast food restaurant. Best item from a fast food restaurant, a Frosty. Good answer, good answer. Show me Frosty. What? Yes, good answer.

All right, now the grower team has to all huddle up and act like they're talking to each other. Which ones? Guys, Taco Bell Crunch wrap. Are you fucking kidding? I do like that one, but I also think in-and-out burgers are good. Yeah. They are regional. They're regional, absolutely.

Grower, I need an answer. Okay. Name my best item from the fast food restaurant. I'm switching it up. McDonald's Chicken Nuggets. Show me McNuggets. Yay! That is the number three answer on the board.

So the grower family takes the first round. Now let's see what else was on the board. The number two answer was Krispy Fountain Soda. Oh. The number four answer was CrunchRap Supreme. Oh, that was a good one. And the number five answer was Orange Chicken from Panda Express. Oh, fantastic.

I really should have gone with my crunch wrap instinct. That was both of our instincts and neither of us said it. It was just crazy. All right, now we're going to have another round. Show me Jared. Show me Lizzie. Come on us. You got this. We pulled the audience and we asked them to name us the biggest boner killer during sex. Oh, I didn't realize you were starting.

That's okay, Jared. Heartburn. Show me heartburn. It was a good answer. So it goes to me. Name the biggest boner killer during sex. Thinking about your grandma. Show me thinking about grandma.

Incorrect. Wait. Okay, so I have another thing. Naked Grandma! That's on my soundboard. Something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house. Neky Grandma! Necky grandma!

What? All right, Jared, you have another chance to take it. Name one of the biggest boner killers during sex. A phone call. Show me phone call. Show me phone call. All right, Liz. Pain?

Show me pain. Where are you looking? He points at the board when he does it. I'm looking for something. Show us pain, Steve. Oh. Okay, that's okay. Okay.

All right, I guess we'll keep going. Jared. Erectile dysfunction. Show me. Soft wiener. Show me soft wiener. Oh! Hey!

Jared, would the girlfriend would like to play? We would. Let's play. So you've got the number three answer on the board. Now, Shane, I hear you have a set of twins yourself. How's that going? They're double the troubles, Steve. Oh, yeah, I know that.

Now, she can name one of the biggest boner killers during sex. A fart. A far. That's a good answer. That's a fucking good answer. That's a good answer. Some people are into it. I didn't think about it, but some people are into it.

But good answer. Good answer, Shane. Now, Chris. Oh, no. Bloading? Bloading. Show me bloating. Does it ever come to me?

So now, so they hit the future. So now the farmer family has a chance to answer and steal around. Don't fuck this out. Thank you. We should have you like crying baby? I was thinking bad breath. Oh, both good. All right.

You guys decide. What do you have? I have nothing. I don't even have sex. Is it me? How'd she get that baby? Farmer family, I need an answer. I'm going to stick with bad breath.

Show me bad breath. Good answer. Good answer. Yes. All right. Let's see what was left on the board. You guys got bad breath and soft weiner. The number one answer, the number five answer on the board was

Lizzie Gordon. Pet comes into the room. Oh, that is awkward. Number four was stinky crotch area. Whoa. And the number one answer on the board was lack of foreplay. Oh, specific. All right, we have one point each,

and now we're going to have show me Shane, show me Riley. All right. You got the shame. Name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast. That was me. Okay. Okay.

And I say this with love. Chris at the hospital. Show me hospital. Yes. I didn't run into him when I was. I was there. It's a big building. Now, Grower Family, would you like to play?

Oh, hell yeah. I don't know why he asked like because I don't know what the other option is. Can you pass it? Well, you pass it let them guess. Okay, yeah, if they don't think they're going to get it. Okay. All right, Grower family. Okay, so the number three answer is off the board.

I think we're back to Chris. Oh, no. Name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast. I don't know if this is, like this has happened a lot to a few of us, but I'm just, I'm going to say Walmart. That's a good answer. That's the best answer. Comey, Walmart.

Number one answer on the board. He's got that's the number one answer on the board. Walmart, in parentheses, looking for hot wheels. Now, Jared, name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast. Chili's. Good answer for me. Good answer. Unfortunately not.

All right. All right, one strike. Shane, name a place you would run into one of the members. of the podcast. See, this is specific. And it's only a certain time of year, but maybe you guys, maybe Dutch bros?

Dutch bros, that's a good answer. Show me Dutch bros. Do we have one more yet? All right, Farmer family, you have another chance to steal, confer with each other right now. Disneyland? That's what I was thinking.

Unless what else do you? I was going to say Olive Garden, but I think Disneyland is really good too. I think Olive Garden's a better one. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Who's turn is it? I think Disney's turn. Oh no, it's Disney's turn.

You pick, Sandy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Disneyland. Show me Disneyland. What? What? What?

Grower family steals the round. I thought for sure that was going to be on there. Let's see. The number one answer was Walmart. The number two answer was the McDonald's drive-thru getting died in code. The number four answer was a swap meat slash flea market. Wow. And the number five answer was sitting in a car in a random fast food parking lot with the SIF crew.

You guys were just getting too specific. Yeah. All right. It's two to one right now. Now can we have show me Sandy, show me Chris. I thought it was a really good answer. All right, hands on buzzards folks. Now, we asked our audience to name something your partner does to piss you off on.

purpose. Sandy. Choose loudly. Show me loud chewing. Correct. Number two answer off the board where you guys like to play or pass? Play. All right. All right. Lizzie, I hear you have a partner. I do. I bet that's fun. Name something your partner does to purposely piss you off. I don't know. Farts. Whatever you want. Show me fart. That's okay. That's okay. Good answer. It doesn't feel okay. Now, Ryland, you have one strike. You got to get this one.

Name something your partner does or the audience's partner does to purposely piss them up. It's hard to even think of anything, huh? I'm going to need an answer. It sounds like you thought of something you've wrapped. Doesn't do, doesn't clean their Stanley cups. Good answer. That's a great answer. Good answer. Good answer. Gamba doesn't clean the Stanley cups. Oh, that's okay. We'll get it.

Maybe we should get three strikes. You're running through these. All right, grow, family, you confer with each other. You have a chance to steal. What about like? Name something your partner does to piss you off. Doesn't listen? Choose loudly sure to send them.

Pick spookers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's specific. Leaves a toilet seat up. Leaves a toilet seat up. Pick you know.

Don't see it up. Burgers. The burgers. I don't know. I have a great one. Okay. Tell us. You take it to whichever one you feel.

Oh, I'm scared. All right. We're our family. I'm going to need an answer. Eat boogers. Eat. He said what he said. Lock it is.

That's right. No. You can't eat him unless you pick them. Pick them. Pickers, Steve. Picking and then eating the boogers. Show me that. Yay.

The farmer family is going to steal. Do we huddle? Do we huddle? I think we win this round. You won. I'd like to huddle, Steve. You can huddle. Sure.

Go ahead. Wait, so what's the score? 1-2. 2, 2. All right. So the number 5 answer, which I was surprised by, was take super long poops on purpose. Oh, that's a great. Damn, I could kill my husband over that shit every day. The number four answer was breaking up with them in a dream. The number two, the number three answer was just weaponized incompetence.

Whoa. And the number one answer on the board, you guys could have had it, was not listening slash selective hearing. Oh, damn it. Guys, are you standing? If you're not, you should stand up. You know why? Because we are preparing ourselves to kick off. That's right.

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The clap. Show me the clap. Can I just ask you? No! You have been. an a nafting girl. Jared, name something that gets passed around. Sorry, everyone.

Something that gets passed around. Mm-hmm. A joint. Show me a joint. Good answer. Would you guys like to play? Grow our family. Oh, yeah.

All right, all right. So the number two answer is off the board. Name something. Shane, name something that gets passed around. It's hard. I don't, uh... I'm going to need an answer. Uh, something that gets passed around.

around, pass me the, hey, pass me the, pass me the salt? Oh, good answer. Good answer. Show me salt. Oh, all right, so Chris, you are up. You got one strike. Name something that gets passed around. A basket of bread at a restaurant. I don't know. Oh, okay. Yeah, sounds delicious. A basket of bread at a restaurant.

Chili cheese fries. No, that's good. Oh, I just thought of a better one, dang. Well, your team, we're playing with three strikes now, so you've got one more shot. Jared, name something that gets passed around. Wait, are we allowed to confer because they do? We don't. It's because we're like half a person age.

You guys have been conferring the whole time. No, we don't. I mean, he did give you salts. I don't know if they're... Yeah, oh, good job, Sandy. Right? Fuck you guys. A church you pass around that. A church you passed around.

A collection plate? I don't know. Oh, that's good. Oh, so we are doing that. I don't know if it is. It might be bad. It might be terrible. Jared, name something.

They get passed around. A collection plate. Oh, no. Show me a collection plate. The answer! No! All right, Farmer family, you have a chance to steal, confer with your teammates. All right, what are you guys thinking?

I'm thinking a cold. I'm thinking a baby. Thinking, baby, yeah. I don't know. Baby or cold? It's a cold. Okay, let's do it. Okay, it's a cold.

Show me cold. Oh, yes. Is it baby on there? This is a tough one. Baby was not on there. The number five answer was the Jewie Chen wig. Oh, my God. The number four answer was my ex.

A lot of people said my ex. The number three answer on the board was Riland in his 20s. I was going to say it. I thought you said. And the number one answer on the board was... We're allowed to discover what we like and don't like before we settle down, okay? Amen. The number one answer on the board was Chuckie Cheese Pizza.

Oh! That was literally good. Chuckie Cheaple. Wow, the audience is way more inventive than me. All right, Growers up three to two. Show me Shane. Show me Ryland. We pulled the audience and we asked them to name who they think is the biggest

celebrity grower. Shane. It did sound like Shane. It was me, right? Yeah, I think that was me. I don't have a great answer anymore. Oh, oh, my gosh. Oh, I kind of want to say Dr. Phil, but I'm not going to say that.

I think he's got a big dick. How do you know? He's a big guy. He's like 6'5 or something. That doesn't mean he has a big name. Whoa. He's got that energy. Of experience.

Okay, Steve Harvey. Goodness. Plus bald mustache guys. He got a sick together. Oh, I have. I don't like getting political. Do it. All right, Jane, name the biggest celebrity grower.

I'm gonna say the president, Trump. Show me our current president, Trump. What? I thought he's a grower. You're right. Doesn't he talk about it? There's a statue. I'm pretty sure.

I'm pretty sure. What? Well, this is, you gotta take it up with the audience. You might be right. They didn't want to get political even. Yeah. Rylund. I feel like this is offensive if it's wrong.

You know, like. Say it, Ryland As the shower I wonder if people just like took it literal and said like Shane Good answer Good answer

Show me Shane Dawson Number one answer Off the board Barber family You like to play? If we don't We just win right No

They get to play We want to play We're gonna play We're gonna play We're gonna play All right This is very helpful All right, Sandy,

name one of the biggest celebrity growers, number one answer is off the board. Jared. Good answer. Show me Jared. What? That is an ego.

Sorry, Jared. All right, Lizzie, you got one strike. Tell me one of the biggest celebrity growers. I don't fucking know. Just take a shot at somebody like an A-lister. Like Tom Cruise.

I don't know. I'm going to say, Our Chris. Yes. Good answer. Good answer. Show me our Chris. It's okay. They're not going to get it. It's okay. They're not going to get it. All right. We're playing three strikes again. Don't forget. Oh, thanks. It's your turn. So, Ryland, you got one last shot. Name a celebrity grower. Oh, shit. Tom Cruise. All right. Show me Tom Cruise. Okay. That's a good answer. Good answer. Grower family. Confir. You guys got a chance to steal.

He's probably got a huge thing. What if they like, because I know. know this is a bad stereotype and it's not true but a lot of people think bigger guys Kevin James so maybe maybe like a Kevin James Rylan don't give it to them Adam Sandler recently made like a Hi I'm Trisha your friend and jeweler at Shane Company where we're all about you your style your budget your dream engagement ring are you looking for a style that's classic modern vintage or something in between not sure at Shane Company we're here to help We have so much style under one roof

Because a friend knows you like options Drop by or visit us at shanko.com Shane Company, your friend and jeweler A joke about it A lot of people brought it to my attention And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we step on growing toes Oh, no, no, no, he's a grower too. Okay, okay.

All right, girl friend, we need an answer. We're ready. Adam Sandler. Yeah, good answer. Good answer. Show me Adam Sandler. Oh! Number three answer off the board, and the top five, the number five answer was Justin Bieber.

What? He's not, though. He has nude pictures up there. He was hard. Number four answer was, friend of the podcast, Jojo Siwa. I don't know. That's what people said. Okay.

Adam Sandler, and then the number two answer was Justin Timberlake. Oh, yeah. Oh, that video went viral of it. All right. I believe we are tied up three, three, no? All right, so we have, Sandy, show me Chris. Name the top, we asked the audience to name the top conspiracy we've covered on the podcast. Sorry, I hit that early.

All right, Sandy. Well, no, Chris hit it first. Well, he's eliminated because he buzzed it while he was talking. Is that true? Show me. Absolutely not. All right, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Chris?

Five. Eight. It was eight. Oh. How are we doing? Yeah, that's lucky looking away. You know, I think that's what the point. I trust that point.

Thank you. I trust that mustache. That felt legit. All right. My answer is the Chipotle conspiracy. Show me Chipotle. Woo! Good answer.

All right, Farmer family, we like to play this final round. We're going to play, Steve. Cool. All right, Lizzie. The number, I'd say number four answers off the board, Lizzie. Named one of the top conspiracies we've covered on the podcast. And what did you just say? Chipotle.

Olive Garden. Show me Olive Garden. It's technically on the podcast, but it's fine. I was thinking that too. I'm sure we recapped it, though. Ryland, name one of the top conspiracies that we have covered on the podcast. I know. I blackout during that second minute.

This is hard for me. Oh shit Look at her No, don't No, they're conferring Steve The dress Show me

The dress Yes That's the number To answer on the board You guys got two left To get Sandy Name one of the top

conspiracies We've covered on the podcast I should have held On to that one Think about the last time We all recorded Together we talked about them Then

Uh I can't remember any of them That was all I had for you Okay Mushroom The Mushroom Fungus one Show me mushroom.

Oh, nice. Only a few people said that. Now, Lizzie, we're back to two strikes. This is your final chance. Back to two strikes. Top conspiracies covered on the show. You got this. I've got no thoughts right now.

That's what to me every time. Lizzie, if you get this wrong, the grower family will have a chance to play. They're going to win. They're going to win. Sharon and Shane are conspiracies. They're not even real. Beam project. Lizzie, we're going to need an answer.

You're going to get it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. He looked at the audience and he looked at the audience. He's like, oh, you know, he does that. He always like, it's the end of the world. AI, AI. They switch answers. They switched answers.

It's the end of the world from AI. Yeah, she actually just, that's a hot on. I had a hiccup. The end of the world from AI. That's your final answer. The end of the world from AI. That's a good answer. That's a good answer.

AI. You didn't say AI. Legally speaking, I'm not sure I did say AI. But from the winner inside, I want to say that I did. She said it. It's really complicated. Steve? Should I give it to you or not?

I don't feel right about it. Okay, then I won't give it to you. No, we'll take it. End of the world. Show me, end of the world. No. Crow, remember you have a chance to steal. Okay, here's the thing.

My initial right off the bat answer was AI, but now I feel like it looks. It's like I'm cheating. What do you guys think? There's two answers. My other thought is Stanley Cup. Top two answers are on the board. The top two, think about that. You say it.

AI? I gave him that answer. Show me. You have to be fair, Riley, give it to you. Show me AI for the win. Oh! I feel bad about it. The number one answer on the board.

And the number two answer was Mandela Effect. We would have never got the fifth one, so it doesn't matter. Yeah. But they would have never got the fifth one. of either. And that's how we play Farmer Fee. Farmer Feeze. Spencer, you were a great host. Yeah, you were a good host, good host. It was quite the comeback from Julie Chen for you.

Well, it's because I watched this show. I just never saw Big Brother. You can take that bald cap off. Is that $300 or $100 divided by three? We just want to know how bad we lost. How bad we lost. We're just a little curious. Because we have big appetites at Disneyland. Girl, we lost.

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All right. I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the show and I will see you later. Bye. Hey. Hey, welcome back. Okay, we have so many theories to talk about. I don't even know where to start. Actually, we're going to start with this because I saw this on the news and it freaked me out. I don't know about you guys, but it is feeling. I know you're going to say you always say this. What? But it feels like the end is coming, guys. Oh, I feel great. I'm feeling better than I have in a long time. I hope the world is not going to end. We are in a good place. I'm very excited about life. January ended officially. Shit is going crazy with the fires. I feel like every day, I need to get off threads. Because I feel like every day when I open up threads, I don't know why I'm on, honestly. The hell is the Reds?

Threads. Oh. It's like Twitter, but Instagram. It's horrible. I hate it. But I check it. So I'm on threads and I'm just trying to see a couple of Princess Diary memes. And then, of course, I see this.

Uh-oh. The LAPD is debunking a serious and mysterious messages seen from the air in downtown Los Angeles. The vacant lot is located. Oh. What fuck. East Sears our Chavez Avenue and North Mission Road. And as you could see, words including help, LAPD, and Traffico. This is a vagina down at the bottom.

It does. Oh my God. Viewers are great, I need another. Smart speculation about human trafficking since the lot is owned by Union Pacific and is close to a shipping yard. Wow. The LAPD says there's a known transient who's been trespassing and creating the messages for a few years now. Okay, listen, maybe that's true.

Maybe it is a random person that's just doing that in the middle of the night. But that's a lot. That's like a lot. That's so weird. No one person can do that. I wouldn't think. I mean, maybe there's like lumber involved. There's like, it's a fucking lot. That looks like a, like days of work. And if it's owned by this company,

wouldn't they be like, hey, why? It's kind of a bad look for us to have help put out. For years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, what? So I don't know. That fucking scared me. because I am always afraid of like crop signs and things like that, aliens and all that shit. So I don't know. If I was on an airplane heading back home and I saw

that, imagine. Yeah. That's horrifying. Nowhere safe. Honestly, was there a conclusion? No. It's just some, it's a, they say it's a transient and they're just like, let it go. Who's been doing it for years? And they're fine with it. But if it's a conspiracy by the company so no one messes with their, like, oh, we don't want to go

in there. It's some weird guys doing help. It didn't look like they had anything there to get. Okay, so we're getting closer. The theories are getting closer to us talking about the end of the world. This is the next evolution, the next step. This is something that people are now wearing to protect themselves from AI and from facial recognition technology. Have you seen this?

Yeah. Like, this is getting crazy, but this is what people are doing. That's, oh, my God. What? What? The fuck are we doing? This is like in the UK, right? What? Yeah, because they have a million, they have so many cameras over there.

Fucking biker. This is like a horror. Why? Well, in the UK they have, Jared, you actually probably know more about this, right? The cameras that they have everywhere that are constantly, it's a little bit like big brother there already. Like, people can be arrested for ideas that they post on Facebook if they're not part of the, like, appropriate way of thinking and that kind of. Yeah. Yeah.

They have a pretty elaborate CCTV system, but they have cameras everywhere. Really? Yeah. I think London's, like, the most, like, filmed place. Like, there's just, like, everywhere you go. And what is that for crime or? Yeah, there's a lot of stabbings in London and a lot of, like, pickpocketing theft and a lot of, you know, violent crimes that happened there. So, I don't know, like, is this really going to be the next evolution?

Like, I don't want to, I mean, we. I will never do that. I also feel like the more and more we have, we normalize, there's nothing you can really do, like, the worst it gets. Yeah, that's true. Because it also start, like, you made so many great points on a video you made where you're talking about, like, when the Furby came out, everyone was like, everyone was like, oh my god they're observing us in our house and now we're like they can watch us taking pictures of the bumps on our dick

and we're like what are you going to do about it well yeah we can like you're part of the problem we all hit accept on every terms and agreements to use our things that make our life more convenient how do you know I hit accept because you're holding your phone right now yeah but it's like super out of date and I've never enacted Siri

I will just say I download it I well this is kind of a spoiler alert for our next big video that we're filming Chris I don't think you know what we're doing We're going on a conspiracy van quest. Next week, it'll be the next video out. I wanted to do something fun for this year, something to start the new year off right.

So we are going to be going to investigate all the conspiracies we can find at Disneyland. No way. That's a real picture. Oh, baby, we're going to Disneyland. Are we really? So there is a van involved? Well, I think, I don't know if we're all going to drive together,

meet each other there. I don't really know all the details yet. But yes, we have a whole list of Disneyland conspiracies that we want to tackle. We want to investigate. I haven't been there in like 15 years. I want to eat. I'm so excited. I know.

It's going to be so fun. So anyways, the reason I brought that up was because I downloaded the Disneyland app because it was like, oh, download the app so you can link it to your ticket. Pretty convenient. Whatever. So I download the app and it was like, do you want to accept, you know, the privacy? And I was just like, yep. But then I was like, wait a minute.

I didn't fully read it. It was long. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck did I just say yes to? And then I remembered, well, I don't want to get sued. Well, yeah, remember earlier this year there was, like last year. That guy that sued because of his wife. Yeah, his wife died.

They weren't allowed to sue Disney because they had Disney Plus. Yeah. And they had agreed to those terms. Whoa. So maybe we investigate that. Well, I do have a little list. We can go through a few of them. And we're going to make sure, leave them in the comments.

If you have any Disneyland conspiracies you wanted to test, let us know. Here's some that I have. So obviously, we need to find the smell. So these are around the park, and they're hidden in random places, but they pump out weird smells to kind of brainwash you into like wanting to buy things. Delicious. Also, we're going to be looking for the secret tunnels, because supposedly there's those. Oh, yeah. Okay.

We also want to try out all the theories about the lines and how the times are faked, and it's all an illusion. Who's going to do that one? You. You love lines. We all go and just leave Ireland in a line. Also, I was thinking about that theory we had in the last episode about Starbucks and how. their water is, their tap water is like way better than the bottled water that they sell like at an upcharge. So I got a water tester machine. So I'm thinking we sneak that into Disney and try

the tap water, test it, try the bottle water. And then I want to try the fucking small world. And see how crazy that shit is? Because you know it's going to be crazy. Yeah. It's small world water. What pirates water? Water. Water in there? I'm not going to drink it, but I want to test it with machine so then i saw this video which i know people will do anything for views i just hope he's okay listen i've not opened ticot in a long time and i was like you know where we're going to find the best disney theories fucking ticot so me and spencer fell down a dark yeah there's some rough stuff and this is one of the things we've had you guys if you ever been to splash mountain the water it tastes like coca-cola no he's not really drinking it

Yeah, it looks like he's about to... Wait, really? There's no way. But it's still on his mouth. I think he just, like, puts it on his... Oh, I don't know. It's on his lips! It's too close for comfort regardless.

Ugh. Why would you do that? I don't know. The next TikTok, he just has no mouth. It's just going to be a bad rash. I heard a theory that the characters, like Mickey and Minnie and whatever, if you, if kids give them a hug, the characters aren't allowed to end. the hug. The kid has to end the hug.

Is this true? Yeah. The kid has to actually step away and take its arms off before they stop giving you the hug. Because if they stop, then it's sad. It's like abandoning them. So I was like, would they do that with adults? Like, what if we make Turner's a bunch of hug, Mickey, and just like

not let go. And then see how long it laughed. We could set a world record. Yes. Speaking of the happiest place on Earth, let's talk about the end of Earth. Okay. I saw this and I texted Jared right away and I was like, can you explain this to me or explain it on the podcast because I'm freaking out. I saw this post once again on threads saying the dooms day. You need to delete threads. I know. I know. I'm hanging on by one. Why is your threat so negative? My threads is so

positive. It's only nice things. I don't engage. I'm not liking or commenting. So it just knows. So I saw this and it said the doomsday clock was set at 89 seconds to midnight. That's the closest the world has ever been to what science are calling global catastrophe. What the hell does that mean? What is, what's going on? Is this just not like what all of you guys did at 2000? Like,

Oh, it's the end. Like Y2K? No, supposedly this is like scientists have said we're actually close to the end. Did they say that for Y2K? So, to give you guys a little bit of back story,

the Doomsday Clock was created in 1947 by the bulletin of atomic scientists, which was one of them was Oppenheim the guy who was the lead in the Manhattan Project who created the atomic bomb. Einstein was a part of it. And they wanted to put out there what they claimed to be a metaphorical visual of how close we are to the end times and for the world to end because of catastrophes. And when it started, and I actually kind of took a couple notes here, but it started at seven minutes.

That's where they started this clock gap. And then the lowest it's ever gotten to is like 17 minutes in 1991 because we were signing treaties with Russia. the Berlin Wall, all of that stuff. It seemed like we were in very high hopes. And then in 2002, what I found very interesting, and this was after 9-11, where a lot of people were freaked out. It was at seven minutes,

and now we are at 89 seconds. So it's the closest that we've ever been, because theoretically, once the clock gets to midnight, we are in extreme danger of the world ending. And the reasons they're giving the clock being so low right now is certain wars that are going on, nuclear weaponry that I guess like no one's willing to back

off on nuclear weaponry so there's still all kinds of nuclear bombs out there and the interesting one is AI AI has actually become a big concern and the scientists are like pleading with people to be very cautious of these things and they decided

to put us at 89 seconds first of all that's fucking terrifying not surprising yes everything every the AI video we did like it is getting to a point where AI is literally telling us stop like they they're like you're gonna fucking end the world but the how does the clock work because what does that mean so seven minutes 89 seconds what is there like a it's like that's the metaphorical part of it it's how close are we to the potential of the world ending because

of catastrophes because of war because of our own doing it's not like a time frame it's not like a time frame necessarily if it was this would be over already yes but it's showing that it doesn't take much for us to get to the point of ending the world as close as we've ever been. I feel like have they changed it even more because that was like a month ago. Well, they only said it in January. So towards the end of January, they set the clock.

They give their announcement. They give their warning to the world. So they're saying we need to be very careful. And the goal is to keep moving the clock back because I believe it stayed the same quite a bit of times, but it's gone back only like seven times and it's gone forward

meaning getting closer to midnight. This is like the 15th time that it's happened. So it's not looking good for us. And this is the closest it's ever been. The closest it's ever been. And they are, you know, it's like when you watch the news broadcasts that they put out where they talk about it, they look very concerned. So they think AI is going to be the cause or is that just adding to it?

Well, AI as of right now is one of the greatest threats because AI could be implemented in so many different ways. I mean, think about it. We got all these nuclear bombs and the way to detonate them is through like a, electric signals and through computer coding. And now we have AI who's able to figure everything out in a split second that would take us years. So yes.

Isn't what you're saying literally what happened in Terminator? The machine's nuked to the planet? Yeah. It could, yeah, it could happen. Well, that's the thing. Like, they've made us all sort of subservient to the technology that we have and that we, like, quote, need now. Like, I can't get around a city I've lived in for 12 years without a GPS.

And we need our phones to literally feel over. okay to release dopamine in our bodies. That's not even to do anything of value. That's just to feel even killed. I know my phone is missing before I realize, you know what I mean? Like I think about it like the way I think I don't think about breathing. I just know my body knows my phone is not close enough. That's fucking weird. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Well, speaking of the end of the world, there's one location that we've talked about before, but we haven't fully done a deep dive on it, which we're going to do today. The Denver airport. DIA. One of the scariest places in the world.

Jared's going to give us a full deep dive, but we got this email. They want to stay anonymous, but let me read this email. Hey, Shane, I used to work for TSA, and I had a friend who transferred from the Denver airport. He told me that one day, him and another TSA officer were under the airport using the tunnels to go from one end to the other. He said they got curious about how far the tunnels would actually go. So they got in a golf cart, and they started driving down. He said after driving for 15 minutes, his radio and phone lost signal.

He said they drove so far into the tunnels that the golf cart died, and it took them almost two hours to get where they were. When they realized a golf cart was dying, they had to walk all the way back because they didn't have any way to contact anyone to tell them they were down there. Then he said after reaching a certain point when there was no more doors in the tunnel, they didn't see a single person or anything else down there. They started questioning, what is the point of having these long, long tunnels that lead to nowhere that have no doors that are completely empty? And that's what leads into the theory that the tunnels under the Denver airport are for the elite in the world to go and hide during the end of the world. Yes, they don't go to nowhere. They go to one of the five megastructures built underground as doomsday bunkers for the powerful, for the new world order. And okay, so let's just go into this because this shit scares the fuck out of me.

I get the creepiest feeling every time I'm at that airport. There are so many weird pieces of art. Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there. It's about enjoying the journey. Stretch out with industry leading leg room. Sink into an adjustable headrest and cozy up with a custom filsen blanket on long flights. Savor hot fresh meals, never frozen, and sip on our custom stump town coffee. Brewed to taste great at 30,000 feet.

Upgrade your next trip. Book now at Alaskaair.com. So they've like kind of leaned into it though. there's like merch at that airport like yeah we're the creepy airport they have conspiracy month where they actually have costume and competitions for who could dress up in the best conspiracy costume but just to give you guys a little bit of details so i thought it was more recent than this but it was built in 1995 and one of the initial things that you see when you go into the Denver international airport that makes you feel like maybe something weird

is here beyond like the gargoyles that are in the baggage plane which is very odd i think actually went there recently and you look up and there's just like this satanic looking gargoyle looking down on you so creepy with your baggage claim and they're everywhere but there is a time capsule and it was the new world airport commission that evidently was responsible for planning out this airport which is kind of weird because like there was an airport within miles of where they built it which was perfectly fine so there there was no reason for a new airport but the new airport commission decided this needed to be built There's a time capsule, and it is for March 19th of 1994.

That's when they dedicated it. And right above the date is a Freemason sign. And if you add up the numbers in the date, it equals out to 33, which is the highest degree of Freemasonry that you can achieve. Like a 33 degree Freemason is like the master Freemason. And then you can't open it until like 2094. So it's speculative of what's in that time capsule. But then the creepiest thing to me.

me is the artwork that's all over the place. And these aren't like, you know, an 8x11 little fun art piece that people are analyzing. These are like murals and they depict apocalyptic moments. There's one where there's a Nazi with a sword and it's edging down at a lady in her baby who are actually dead already. And then in the corner of the picture, there's a letter written by a girl who died in the Holocaust. But they say all the art when you really analyze it.

like, according to the guy who did him, is supposed to depict world peace. But it's believed that there's five megastructures underneath the ground at the Denver International Airport. So let's say the doomsday clock gets to like one second. You know, we're about to end the world's going to crap. All of these elite people would fly into the Denver airport and these tunnels would take them to their respected megastructures underground that are probably like 50 stories. Because here's the other thing. Think about the elevation in Denver. mile high.

So if you were to build it somewhere where it was maybe closer to sea level, you may not have access to go deep down as much as you would in Denver. In these tunnels, people have even seen weird like lizard people that are walking amongst in these tunnels. So what the Denver International Airport has done is they actually have staff that will dress up like lizard people and go down there as a joke. So why would you do that? Why would you need it to be a joke if it's just stupid anyways?

Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, who really believes there's lizard people? It's like, no, actually, let's send people down there dressed like lizard people to kind of throw off the set. Like, oh, no, it's just a good. It's literally like when celebrities will use body doubles. Yeah. Go distract. So, I mean, that's a weird thing.

But it's very creepy. So we're just saying it's all a theory. We love Denver. We love the airport. But if all of a sudden, all these big Air Force One planes and all these. and all these people from around the world start flying into Denver airport, it's time to go underground.

Okay, but if it's... Dersup as a lizard and head down. If you're an important billionaire and you have all of this money and resources, but the world is fried, nothing is left on earth. Why do you want to exist in these underground layers? I think in these underground layers, though,

isn't there something about them having, like, reserves of all the important things that you would need to rebuild? I just wouldn't want to be around for the rebuild. I'd be like, oh. Take me out with the normal people. The apocalypse comes, get rid of me. Because I was not made for the road.

Can't even watch that move. The entire world, it's like, I don't want to be around for the rebuilds. No, we can barely stand in line at Disneyland. We weren't meant for that kind of struggle. Take us out. Well, speaking of tunnels underground. That's an incredible segue. So, the lizard tunnels under the ground.

Do you want to break this now? Okay, there, yes. The reason why I thought of this is, because there's actually, in Los Angeles, there used to be these tunnels that pedestrians could take to walk around for safety reasons, and they close them all up. There's also, like, subways

that we don't use in Los Angeles anymore. But these, so when I was thinking about that, I just Googled Underground Tunnels L.A. And this other thing popped up, which in, like, 1934, I think the Los Angeles Times had an article that this guy had an X-ray machine, and he took images of Los Angeles

into the earth and found tunnels. What? That led to huge rooms. Huh? And he thought that he could see massive treasure in there, like gold and weird stuff. And so someone said, there's lore, that there are lizard people

who were a pre-human, an ancient human species that was super advanced, all-knowing, all-powerful beings that made like three or five underground cities with tunnels and huge areas to live in. So he goes and he talks

to this Hopi guy and he says, yes, so those are the ancient people, they worship lizards, they built these areas, they buried treasure. But there are so many different people who talk about like the lizard people and then it's like, I know that this isn't like real, but I'm sure that someone's smarter than me has already broken it down like

the Prometheus in the alien series, like the early, early people who everybody across the globe, keeps talking about as existing and providing like intel to early humans that literally took us from, you know, hunter gatherers to people who stayed in one spot and built metropolises and then became AI addicted idiots like me and Rhineland. Wait, so you're saying, okay, so there's a theory that aliens came down and helped us and

that's who helped build the pyramids and whatever. So you think it's actually lizard people? Well, it's not what I think. They're saying that these people might not have come down here, but might have been the original people of here who occupied. And where do they go? Where do they go, Jared? I always feel like you know. So I actually made a whole video about what she's talking about in depth. But these lizard people that people have talked about forever and ever and ever,

they're able to like shape shift. So they still exist. And the way that they exist and like David Ike is one of the leading people as far as information. Is he English? Yeah, yeah. that's thrown these ideas out. But he says the way that they interact is they can embody anybody. So, like, I could be a lizard person right now.

But what you're looking at is a projection that I'm putting out within inches of my body that looks like Jared, you know, so. Oh, and that's where the glitching comes in, where you see celebrities faces glitch for a moment and they're lizard-y. And they're just using successful people or creating successful people to embody? Yeah. And then they feed off of human sacrifice. and they've just created a world of slaves.

And, like, honestly, the more I think about it, I'm like, yeah. Well, that's all terrifying. I can hear the doomsday clock ticking. I feel like we just moved closer. 87 seconds. Okay. Let's go to a recap. My camera action.

Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, The farmer crew loses at Farmer's Feud. We were the titular team, and we lost. Titular is legit a word? Yeah, it's like in the title. Yeah.

The fact that you did. Good answer. Good answer. It's the end of the world. It's the end of the world as we know it. Yeah, it's fine. It's, you know, the usual. Everything's going to hell, and we have how many seconds, Jerry?

89. Count them down. But it's not a clock like that, but we are going to die. I need to get off threads. Shane's on threads, and it's ruining our marriage. Not completely totally, but it's really toxic. It's just putting little speed bumps in there. Oh.

Embarrassing? Shane's quite embarrassed after a female receptionist at a urology office decides to laugh at his penis speed pump. But my husband loves it and loves me. But his husband is still very much so attracted to it and is offering to go to the urology appointment to get him hard. Wow. That's loud.

Why I wanted you there. Oh. And shakes. Ever encountered a straight man? Did they approach you and want to do something funky with their hands? You're not alone. Chris feels the same. We have Chris here.

Chris, how do you feel when you approach a straight man? I just, please don't try to give me a cool straight man. man handshake. What is your preferred method of handshakeery? Like a fist bump is fine. I do that with you actually. That's fine. Or I am a hugger. I love a hug. Nothing else. Or just like a very easy hand. That's too connected for me. You know, just like that. Lizzie, do you have anything? Lizzie's going to wear a face mask. If you're tired of your government watching over you, buy this face mask. Amazon affiliate linked below. It's not on Amazon. I tried to buy them. Whoopi wanted to kiss Shane.

Oh. Oh. Whoopi alert. What? In a possible threat to Ryan and Shane's marriage, Whoopi Goldberg is now swooping in to still my man. Swoop whoop. Swoop.

But I told Whoop. It is a okay if she swoop-wops for just five seconds with no tongue. How do you feel about your husband having just a mouth kiss with a celebrity? Good answer. Speaking of hosts, Spencer shocked us all when his Steve Harvey made an appearance to host, Farmer Feud, had to think about the title name. I mistaked him as Dr. Phil, but I think he was just as dashing as Steve Harvey. Thank you.

Say Dr. Phil again. It's like Dr. Feel. What is it, Dr. What? Feel. I will not be made fun of my newscaster accent. I hail from Colorado and Utah, and we speak. differently. Speaking about Denver. Speaking of Denver, it is spook-e.

Talk about freaky for the elites. Who wants to have tons of money with a fried earth above? Not I, just take me out. Are you a lizard person? Are you seeking refuge? Take up in the tunnels of DIA. DIA? I'm not a local. I'm not a local.

The Disneyland Conspiracy Trip. Oh. And we got $100. Yes. Okay, calm down. The conspiracy van will be headed to Disneyland shortly. We're going to be going and testing all your favorite theories that we've seen on TikTok, the app we hate. Check it out on the channel coming soon.

Should you guys end the recap and your prop? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes, we should. With 89 seconds to midnight, I am looking forward to wearing this mask. Wow You can't hear him at all Put the tube up to the mic

Hello I'm coming Come up to the end of the world What they said was a problem What the fuck That sounds Why is it? Why is it like that?

I'm going to piss my pants Why can we hear Lizzie perfect What is that sound? It's so scary Fucking alien or something. I'm going to have to wrap up today's episode to be Shane Dawson.com. Yeah, definitely can't hear anything.

Shane Dawson merch at shanebosdenmerk.com. Follow all of us. We're on social media here. And stay healthy. The end of the world is here. And we're going to need your help. At least the survivors. Okay.

Stop. That was so scary. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. I felt like I was like a Disneyland crew member before a ride. You did so good. That was crazy. It was crazy.

Oh, wow, good job. That was insane. Thank you, thank you. Hopefully the world doesn't end because we don't want to end this podcast. It's so fun. We can keep it up in the tunnel system, bro. Oh, you're right. Jared went in depth there.

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