The Shane Dawson Podcast - End Of The World Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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Hi, I'm Danny L'Priori. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to, and they sell it to the highest bidder. That's where ORA comes in. ORA automatically removes your personal info from data broker sites and keeps it off. It also monitors the dark web, safeguards your device.

devices, alerts you to real-time threats, and more. Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Guys, this is going to get crazy. We're going to be talking about the end of the world. Have you guys heard about Google Images predicting the end of the world? Yes. You've heard about this?

Yes. This is... What side of the internet are you two on? Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Somebody might go into Labor Edition. We got a nine-month-er. That we do. I was like, who?

Okay, guys, I don't know if you guys have been on a break, but we've been on a break. Do you know what I mean? When did we last post an episode? It's been a little bit. Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while. A lot has happened. We have somebody about to give birth.

We had somebody give birth. birth to an appendix we've had so much happening let's recap also please prepare yourselves because the conspiracies we're going to do later in this episode are fucking insane potentially ending the world grab a mask what this podcast single-handedly what kind of mask I meant gas mask okay I just wanted to be clear yep mask up also I want to say it didn't feel like a break I feel like everyone's been miserable what I had COVID you were in the hospital she's pregnant. That's not miserable.

You mean we've been miserable because we haven't been here. Yeah. No, the break was, he made it sound like, oh, we've been on summer break. It's been vacation. It's like, no, she's dying every day. I was stuck in my room and he was in the hospital. That makes it. Okay.

We had a good thing. Yeah, we have fun. I had the same's like best week of my life without my husband. Honestly, I had a routine. I got frozen yogurt at night. Okay. Anyways, back it out. I think he was bummed when I rejoined his life.

No, listen, the first day that you, you know, waddled down the stairs And like, it was so great And I cried, I was so emotional, I was like, oh my God, you're back And then reality sunk in that you had to sit with me at night Well, reality sunk in that you didn't want to watch all the episodes of 7th from the very beginning like I did Frozen yogurt at midnight But no, but I love you so much and we've been having fun

Why is it just the sick crew that had issues? I don't know. What is that about? Are we curse? You have a blessing. It's just painful. It's a blessing. This is what we wanted for you.

It just like hurts. Also, we have another big update. I can't believe I forgot it. I mean, between the birth and the appendix. Spencer, you have hungry boy shots. Oh, yeah, I didn't know what you're going to say. You would think us on the inside could have gotten one. Yeah, what's about that?

It's on Shane Doss and Mersh.com, Ryland. It is. I like the thick color. It is a soft shirt. It's nice. It's a good shirt. I also feel like even if you don't watch the podcast, if you're just like a foodie, it could be like a shirt.

You rock, you know. Shut up, out, boodies. Jared and Sandy, what is going on in life? What's happening? Give us an update. What did you do on break? Just, we went to some garage sales. Garage sales.

Goodwills. Yes. Swat meets. Swat meets. Disneyland. A ton of Disneyland. It was miserable. And you want to know the best part.

You guys can check out all of that on their channel. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I mean, aside from that, really, it's just been busy. Yeah. And you guys, listen, you guys are really killing it in the YouTube world. Like, you guys are going all in. You guys had your first sponsored video.

Yeah. Rocket money. Get your paper right. Yeah, I'm so proud of you guys. Thank you. Yeah, we appreciate it. Yeah, that was huge. I feel like, I don't know.

I can't explain how special that was, but it was really big. And ironically, I was just talking about it with Lizzie. I think, like, weeks before. Yeah. And then, yeah, and then you guys let us know about Rocket Money. And it was amazing. The only one financing platform? That helps?

I feel like, you know, I know. It manifested it through Lizzie and then somehow it just happened, you know? Okay, let's get to this, Chris. Yes. Take us back to the moment. So I wake, it's 5 in the morning. I'm having a dream. I'm hanging out with the cast of 7th Heaven.

We're all having a good old Kiki. And ding, ding, ding, I wake up and I get a text. This is the night before a podcast shoot. And I get a text and it says, hey, everyone, a quick thing. I'm in the hospital, had emergency surgery. They're taking out an appendix. I think I'll be okay. I'll keep you guys posted.

Might not be able to podcast tomorrow. What happened? What is going on? My body hates me. I don't know what I did to it, but things keep happening. So yeah, before that, shortly before that, you all know I had sepsis, which was very serious. And I keep finding out more and more how serious it was,

because I keep thinking it wasn't a big deal. And then a doctor was like, you were on life support. You understand that, right? Very recently. And I was like, no, that happened. I wasn't mentally there for most of it. But that happened, was recovering, was getting better, still hurt to eat.

And I was like, but you know, it's getting better. We're just recovering, but then it got the pain when I abdivant got so bad one night that I had to go to the hospital. And I had like crazy chills and all kinds of stuff again. And this time they were like, oh, your appendix was inflamed before. Now it's inflamed even more. They had treated it with antibiotics, but it came back. And they were like, we have to remove your appendix right now. And I was like, well, what do you mean right now?

And I was like, I have to work tomorrow. You like it four in the morning? I literally was like, I have a job tomorrow. I don't think I can't. They're like, we have to remove this. So I was like, oh, can I send a text message? And they removed my appendix and admitted me. So I've never really, like, looked into it.

I remember kids in my class would, like, be gone one day and come back and be like, my appendix bursted. Like, it happened a lot, honestly. It was too much. So, but I never, like, looked into how does it work? Did they go in with like a laser? So pulled it out of his butt. That's it.

That's it. They pull it out of your ass. If you're gay stuff. If you're gay, they give you the option to anal. That's nice. Yeah, that's good. They don't even numb you. No, it used to be, it used to be like a C-section.

Like they had to do like a major, you know, open you up and like remove it. Why are you pointing at Lizzie? No, I just don't. She's going to do it natural. No, don't manifest anything different for her. I'm preparing her. He's all listening up Lizzie. I've been thinking of you too.

Like when I have a rough shit, I'm like, well, that's nothing to do that. No, I feel like I'm ready for it. Sorry to take the attention away from that. Every time you have a big shit. I wonder. He's thinking of Lizzie every time. Yeah. And when it's rough, I'm like, damn, that's nothing.

Imagine tearing from front to back. Sorry. It's not to say. Don't listen to me. You're right. No, but now it is a surgery's not that bad. Now it's like a leprosca. I forget the name of it.

I'm not going to try. But they go in with like rods, like these thin metal rods and they make three or four holes. Uh-huh. So I have three or four little holes and they go in. And then with like a thing, they like, doop. They just like cut it off and like yank it out. We Googled this. I think they suck it out.

suck it out potentially. Like through a straw or something. They pulled the appendix out of one of the little holes. And yeah, so it's not that bad of a surgery. I have four little holes now. One's in my belly button. They went in there, I guess, which is very like... What if they didn't need to go in the belly button?

They just wanted to play around. I'm okay with that. Well, I think that's a lot for sopdick, right? Because I got one where they like... Whoa. Yeah. Look at that. I had gotten a surgery where they like inflate your stomach through your belly button

and then they stab you. But see, mine was done through like a robot. Did yours do you like? I don't know. I didn't know if it was the same thing or not. Yeah, I think so. I don't know if it was a robot. I also realized talking to Lizzie, I asked no questions and I know nothing. He only knows what happened because I googled it yesterday and told him.

Because they were like, we were going to remove it. And I was like, okay. And they put me under and did whatever they did. And I asked no questions. Well, the thing that's so, like, enraging is when you Google the procedure, they just keep saying like, oh, and then they removed the appendix. And I'm like, but how, you know? Like, as far as I can tell, there's a tiny, like,

Yeah, like you're not open. You're, yeah. The frustrating thing is I had a fair amount of people in my life say, oh, it's an easy surgery. So, like, you'll be back on your feet in no time. And this is, like, the most pain I've ever felt. You literally texted me. Okay, so he had the surgery.

I'm, like, hey, are you okay? What's going on? And you're like, oh, yeah, I think I'm okay. And then you said, I can do the podcast tomorrow if you want, if I just have some help setting up. And I'm like, no. I think it was the drugs. I think you should hang out.

What's heaven to heaven, maybe. The moment I left the hospital, I felt great. Like, I was like, oh, this isn't easy surgery. Everyone's right. I can walk. I'm great. Nothing hurts. Like, it's no problem.

Apparently, that was the morphine. Yeah. Oh, it wore off the next morning. And literally, I tried to roll over, and it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I needed help to roll over. And I'm, like, barely now recovering almost two weeks later. Like, yeah, so it's not that easy. Well, we're so.

So have your back and healthy. Thank you. It wears up. I hope this is the last thing. I feel so bad about canceling so many times. That's the hardest part of all of this for me is letting people down. No, you, listen.

Next time we'll do the surgery on the show. Okay, well, speaking of life-altering events, we are going to continue back by popular demand, aka there was a few comments saying, keep doing it. And I was like, yay, we are going to do episode two of Big Marruthers. Who!

Who got evicted from the house last once? I did. So is Spencer not allowed to end? Spencer is going to be playing the role of Julie! Have you watched a few episodes? Not a few episodes. This morning I was watching clips of her. So I don't know if I know what to say,

but I know her general demeanor. Okay, imagine for the finale Julie comes here. I'd cry. Oh, my God. I have met her. Oh, wow. Spencer looks like this is a lot why does it work for him wait why do you look good are we gonna boxedize Spencer's hair after this the

hungry boy shirt he's a rock star now you guys ready to play it sounds like a robot wow it works for you the wick yeah some kind of thank you English rock star I look crazy wait maybe you should do Julie British all right everybody no I don't know if you can Shut up, shut up, I can do it. Hey, Julie, make a big deal about having the first ever pregnant contestant. Well, hold on, that's part of the twist. So really quick, let's give a recap of what happened in the last episode.

Wait, who's Julie? Oh, sorry, Julie. That's okay, I don't really know. I'll take some pointers. Shane and I just want to be Julie so bad. Here's what happened last episode. I thought you were British. He is what happened last episode, love.

Oh my God. I can't believe I'm finally here. You got to be first. I'm not being first. First to get, go in the house is first to be evicted. And the winner of tonight's head of household competition is Jerry. Whoa. Adored me with my gown.

Yo, that's probably going to look really good on you, Jerry. I'm going to pee my pants. In just moments, we will be turning to Jerry to get his eviction nominations. I'm going to nominate Rydland. Throw a little wrench. What? Bro, I thought we were friends. We're gay.

My other person, I think they're faking being dumb. What? Spencer. With a vote of 2-21. Spencer, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Wow, I'll remember this, you guys. Good night and love one another. But on this episode, there's a twist.

One of the players' BFFs has arrived in the house. and she's pregnant. Hey. Wow, so this does happen sometimes on Big Brother. They will throw a twist in there on the second or third week and a new person will arrive in the house. And now everybody has to figure out how do we incorporate this new person?

Is an enemy? Is it a friend? We don't know that they're best friends. They have to keep it secret from us. Okay, so yeah, that's the big twist. So let's see how it goes. So should we remind everybody of our characters and who we are? Hey, guys, I'm Shane.

I'm just so excited to be here. I'm a YouTuber and yeah, really looking to backstab and take over the competition. Jareed in this house. Y'all already know. Y'all didn't forget. I'm here to win this. I think I was still Sandy. Well, I am saying, okay.

Hey, I'm Sandy. I'm all about, you know, organic life. And I love to, you know, ground on the grass to get it really, you know, centered with myself and the earth. There we go. Hi, I'm Chris and I have the memory of a squirrel set of a comment. in the last episode and they were right. I remembered nothing. Hey, I'm Lizzie.

I'm very pregnant. And I'm gonna fuck some shit up in here because I'm hormonal as hell. Oh, Jerry got some competition. I'm Ryan. I'm the gay dad. Me and Jerry Reed, we took out that homophobic ass Spencer last week.

Say homophobic. He was homeless. He was homeless. Oh. Weren't you homophobic? Very different things. Very different. I'm sorry, producers.

I can use homophobic with homeless again. Oh, and big updates. Okay, we're really taking it up a notch on this episode. Like, because I knew we were doing this in advance, I went all out. We have an H-O-H robe. Look at this. No more glue. It stands for homeless or homophobic.

That's a game. There it is. It looks luxurious this time. Homeless or homophobic. Okay, so we are all battling for the H-O-H-July, take it away. Our first game will be, what the bleep? Each contestant will have a video from the previous podcast episode, but one word will be bleep, and everyone has to guess what that word is.

I won't know. Contestants, get your whiteboards ready. I love this game, but I have friends who regularly ask me about previous episodes, and things like, what did you mean? And I'm like, I remember nothing I've ever said on the podcast ever, so... Chris will be bad at this game. Okay, here's the first, what the bleat.

That's only because men are scientifically proven to be... Oh, wait, maybe I remember. Hold on. This is the thing I say in life, so... That's only because men are scientifically proven to be... Oh, I know. I know it. I know it, too. I know only because it's a thing I regularly say in life. Me too.

I feel like this is what she does when they don't have the camera on her. She's just like. She's taking off her high heels. You're a different person. It's freaking out. I like keep thinking you're a woman. I have no idea. Honestly, if I get this one right, that's all I needed.

I'm very happy. You're welcome. This is your post-surgery present. Thank you. All right. Answers revealed in three, two, one. Trash. Tras.

I said strong. Pervert's strong. That's so nice. Chris loves men, sticking up for them. Wow, perverts? I had to guess. And we're doing who gets the most points, right? We are.

Oh, right, let's see. We didn't even watch the video to see if it was right. I'm pretty sure it is. But that's only because men are scientifically proven to be trash. Okay, there we go. Yes. It was scientifically proven. Mm-hmm.

I heard that. Lizzie, Royal, and Shane each got a point. Jareed and Sandy don't. And Chris, let's do the next round. Thank you, Julie. All right. Number two. They've all, you know, I don't like it, because it's almost degrading a little bit.

No, it's definitely degrading. You know, you can call me . But don't call me . Oh, oh my God, do I know two? I'll cry. Wait, I need it again. They've all, you know, I don't like it. Because it's almost degrading a little bit.

No, it's definitely degrading. You know, you can call me . But don't call me . I know the second one. Well, is it a two-parter? You can call me blank, but don't call me blank. Julie. It could be.

Oh. If it is, you'll get a point for each correct answer. Oh, that's fine. Show me what you're gonna write on your board. Cheating ass. I got it. Ready? Everyone, please reveal your answers.

Buddy and body. Buddy and buddy. Oh, Ginger. Ginger. It doesn't make sense because he's all just call me ginger. Let's see what he said. You know, I don't like it, because it's almost degrading a little bit. No, it's definitely degrading.

You know, you can call me dude, but don't call me Bud. Fuck! Nobody got it right. I said dude first. None of us. Who had her? Lizzie's the only one that got Bud is the second one though. Oh, he said Bud, not Buddy.

No, I got Bud too for the second ones. Well, as we said previously. I feel like if you don't get both of them right. of them right, it's wrong. I agree. You know, yeah. Julie, what do you think? Okay, I'll agree.

I'm easily swayed. No one scored a point in that round. Damn. And I didn't say that just because I lost. Oh my gosh, we have a Lizzy one. Yes. Here we go. That's why I think it's going to be a human thing instead of a natural disaster because, like,

I might be fucking leading it. Get behind me. I am your. Man, I swear I watch these podcasts. All right, please reveal your answers. Plus one for Jareed. Oh, all of you said gone. Oh, my gosh, I said leader.

I thought there's no way you're that crazy. Wow, wait, who got it? Well, let's not erase it. Don't erase yet. It's everybody except me and right. Oh, we have to play the video. We have to play the answer. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

That's why I think it's going to be a human thing instead of a natural disaster because, like, I might be fucking leading it. Get behind me, I am your god. Let's see who took the Lord's name in vain. Chris, Jared, Shane, Jareed. Jareed, and Lizzie all got a point. Bow down, bitches, I'm about to be your H-O-H.

What is that accent? I don't know, I'm just trying to be nasty. It's like Sother and I love it. No, I love it. Okay, here's our next one. You know what I'll do tonight? I'm going to tell my... No.

To go to your house and give you a little scratch. Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I changed my mind. Wait, keep playing again. You know what I'll do tonight? I'm going to tell my...

No. To go to your house and give you a little scratch. Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I change my mind. Julie's really not going to like this one. Did you do this to be nice to me?

I actually know stuff. Maybe the appendix was the root of your bad memory. All of a sudden, that he's incredible going forward. Wow. I'm manifesting that for myself. Does everyone have an answer? Yes.

Please reveal your answers. Demon. Dick. Oh, shit. I'm a garden. I'm a gardener. To read. Jaree. To read.

He said scratch. Diary room. They are buying it thinking I'm stupid. Just wait. And I don't like this new girl. Diary. I think that Gerard guy is stupid. Diary, Chris keeps saying he has a bad memory, but he's winning at everything, so I'm starting to catch on to him.

Diary, in the last episode, if you don't remember, I called it, and I voted, I tried to vote Chris out because he wanted to seem like he couldn't do stuff, but secretly he's a genius, and now he's proving me right. Also, I think there's something wrong with Julie. I hope she gets out of the answer. Okay, here's the answer. You know what I'll do tonight? I'm going to tell my demon. No. To go to your house to give you a little scratch. Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I changed my mind. Okay, demon. Please raise your hand if you had demon.

That means Chris, Shane, and Lizzie all got a point. If anyone wants a better memory, get your appendix. Are you going to give us an update on the scores, Julie? Yeah, what's the update? All right, now the scores are Chris and Shane and Lizzie all have three. Ryland and Sandy have one, and Jaree has zero points. I have one. Just as I hope.

So we finished all of the uncensored clips. You might think that the winner is about to be chosen, but guess what? Julie, I hate to steal your thunder. Please, too. Julie, what do we have in store for everybody? We have the guess the who this jingle is about game. Now please take out your buzzers that will hand it to you. Is this only between the three that are at...

This is for two points. I got to win. I think they all do a different sound. Okay, so how this is going to work is I had our queen from Fiverr make us a song, a jingle. Oh, sorry. And same, that's how I feel. And one of us is the answer to the jingle. It's a riddle.

So whoever buzzes in first and gets a correct answer will get two points. Okay. But be careful. It is a riddle and it is a jingle so you never know. Oh. I need to hear too. Okay, you ready? I'm so excited. Three, two, one, let's go.

This grower has a lot of emotions running through his head. His zodiac is cancer and it's getting gets red. Chris. I say Chris. Wait, who buzz in first, Julie? Me. I think it was Rylan. I said Shane.

The answer is Shane. Yeah! But that only puts me in a tie. Wait, hold on. First of all, let's listen to the whole jingle, This grower has a lot of emotions running through his head. His zodiac is cancer and his skin gets red. He has an appetite for things that are big, cheap, and full of blood.

Oh! Wow, that was good. I love it. She is so good. Queen. We need to do a whole round of that next time. Those are fun. Did I have two points?

So that puts me in the lead at four points? Incorrect. You had one point. Oh. So now we have a four-way tie with Chris, Shane, Ryland, and Lizzie, all with three points. Shit. Did you create a tiebreaker? I think the jingle was supposed to be. This just in from the control room.

You've been given an extra point, Ryland. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! H-O-O-H! I'm the new H-O-H, and I'm putting the Showmance on the block because... Oh!

Get your robe. You got to enjoy your experience. Let me get my flowers. Diary Room. I feel really good about Rylan winning. I feel like he's not going to attack me because he's not threatened by me. He's threatened by the other gay people in the house.

Diary Room. This is where me and Rylond's alliance will truly go into effect. I know he got my back. Let's see how this goes. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode, but please don't go anywhere. You can grab your hot dog and your merch in a second. I mean, come on.

The show has just begun. Now take out your phones, turn on that flashlight, because I'm about to sing real slow. But not before I tell you a personal story about my life. Something very obviously scripted, but I pretend like it's so natural. I've never talked about this before. Oh, and then I break into a song. Makes you cry.

Then I remind you that my meet and greet tickets are $2,000. See it backstage. Oh, the life of a pop star. Well, unfortunately me and none of you guys are pop stars, unless maybe you are. But if you can't be them, see them! And when you do, make sure to get your day. to get your tickets on seat geek see what i did there i don't that's right it is concert season baby

that means they're all coming back billy isish sabrina carpenter noa con nile horn we've been waiting these hands couldn't get any slower nile what does that mean so as you guys know see seekeek takes all the tickets across the internet and puts them all in one place just for you and it finds you the best prices it rates the ticket prices from one to ten so if you see a little dot and it's red that means eh don't get this ticket way overpriced and if you see a little green dot that means ding this is a good price and they don't just have concert tickets they have pretty much every event you could think of that needs a ticket they have it and i mean sabrina carpenter she's taking over the world rylan's definitely going to go he's definitely going to leave me at home because he

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later in the show did i have espresso what is wrong with me okay bye hi i'm danny little Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to, and they sell it to the highest bidder. That's where Aura comes in.

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so if you guys just want to filter in one by one i'll hear what you have to say but no promises hey girl hey b f so we know how this is going to go down right girl yeah who do you hate who would you nominate if you were in my position Probably Jareed. Yeah, he's a f***. Oh, he's a . Wow. He's pretty gay.

Uh, it's Jerry, gonna go do a one-on-wise, what's happening? Hey, Ryland, you already know what's up. Hey, Jerry, I just farted in your room and left. Oh, well, Jerry, I was willing to make amends with you and put my badass pregnant friend on the block, but not now that you farted. Huh?

Sorry, wasn't listening. Bye-bye. Tittles. Wow. disrespect. Hey, everybody, everybody in that house. Ryland is saying slurs.

Okay, against me. He's getting me out. Okay, well, first, Ryland, I just want to talk to you. I think that you should probably look into Chris because you think I'm in

a show romance right here, but I'm really just playing because I'm going to be alliance with you. So once you get Chris out of here, I'll get on your guys team. That was sneaky. She's making final two.

I have to say, I'm getting kind of confused about this F word in a showman. with a woman. Your husband, Jared, who is gay, by the way, meaning to tell you. So if you were to ever leave a voicemail on the Shane Dawson podcast, I would say, yes, your husband is in fact gay. I know, I know. He likes a little tickle in the butt that I'd have been very worrisome. So don't worry. If you align with me, you're just the pawn. You still have a chance

at the $750,000. You can share it with that F word off camera. I'm just trying to help you out because I'm thinking we get rid of Chris, and me, Lizzie, and you team up against Jareed and get him out of here. Here's the thing. Jareed's the bigger threat, so I feel more comfortable getting him out now, and then I'll just take Chris out whenever I need to.

All right. I just feel like don't low play yet, Chris. I feel like he's got big moves ahead. Also, Diary, I don't know if you guys have noticed, but Sandy has the most beautiful, deep, dark chocolate eyes. Oh. Oh. What's happening here?

I just thought someone should point it out. The whole cast is LGBTQ-I-A. I'm just saying she has beautiful eyes. Lesbian. Diary Room. My plan is working perfectly. I'm staying under the radar. I did do a one-on-one with Riland.

I didn't even look at his HOH room because I want him to forget I'm even here. Diary Room. Okay, so this is the real me. I've been playing this character the whole time. I do think the jig is up. Me and Wifi here are getting exposed. So if I go home, at least I got hurt. And we're split in that money.

Oh! Why am I shuck? This is what I've wanted from Big Brother my whole life. I've wanted somebody to be a different person in the house and then a different person in diary room. She's giving me everything I needed. America's favorite player, locked in. But none of us know this is happening.

No. That was a diarer. All right. As you guys know, it's my job to nominate two house guests. You know it's all love around here. I love all walks of life. No matter where you're from or who you love, I love you all.

Hippocrine. Tonight, there's just two people that I really can't trust or let go any further in this house. So, Jared, I nominate you. And Cindy, I nominate you. I wish you guys all the best in the veto competition. You guys know who my target collectively as a house is. And I'm hoping you'll vote in my favor. Oh, my God.

Diary room. This is getting pretty bad. I'm feeling. Like, we need to go to Plan C at this point. So I think I'm going to sacrifice myself for the betterness of my household. And I'm just going to go ahead and all out destroy myself when I get out there. Diary, Lizzie hit on me. So I think that Jareed takes himself out.

I'll go ahead and do an alliance with Lizzie and take Ryland out. Diary, I feel like I'm too easily manipulated. And I'm in a very vulnerable condition. And I'm not sure if these are contractions or Braxton Hicks, but this baby is nigh. Okay. Ding dong. Oh my gosh, guys. Who is that?

Oh my God. It's Zingbott. Oh, my God. This has been my lifelong dream to get Zinged by Zingbub. Okay, DiRo. What the fuck is Zingb? Dibir room. Zingbott is here.

If you haven't seen the show, Zingba is a robot who comes in the house and roasts all the house guests. And he's brutal. I'm so. scared. Oh my god, Zingbot is the best part to Big Brother. He goes fucking hard. So let me explain how we did this. So I went to chat GBT and I asked them to roast each of us in like one sentence to give us some zings. So here we go. I'm going to play them back and then Zingbot, you know,

just pretend like you're saying them. Okay, here we go. Oh God, I think Zingbont's looking at me. Shane's been canceled so many times. Even his shadow unfollowed him. I love this, the zing. That is mean, Zingpot. Oh my God. That was brutal. This is my favorite part of Bing Brother. Wait, that was good.

Oh, oh, I think Zingbot's looking at Jared or Jareed. Jerry. Better back the fuck up. Jared so cheap. He brings his own popcorn to the movies and still complains about the prize. You damn fucking right I do. I own it. I fucking own it.

And y'all, next time we all go to the movies, I ain't even fucking sharing. Wait a minute, Zingpot is looking at Spencer, which is weird, because Spencer's watching from home. Spencer is so cheap. He tips his waiters and thoughts and prayers and sing. Yes, that was good. Well, I've never thought of that just writing thoughts and prayers.

That's so funny. Oh, no, Singbot's looking at Chris. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, the mask is so scary. Chris is so into Fat Man. He sees a buffet and thinks it's a speed dating event. Oh, wow.

See. Remember when Chad GBT would be like, I am not gonna say fat. I am not gonna say a slurra. And now Javuji is just going in. Holy shit. Uh-oh, I think, I think Zingpud's looking at Lizzie and her baby. Lizzie's got red hair.

and a red-headed baby. Together they are a walking fire hazard. Sing. That was a little lame Zingbot. A little lame. A little lame Zingbot. Uh-oh. It looks like Zingbot's looking at Sandy.

Uh-oh. Sandy's taste in men is the same as her taste in milk. Raw, white, and clumpy. Zing. Oh! Okay. That definitely didn't seem like a roast to Sandy. Fuck you, Zing, but...

Got astray with that thing! Well, yeah. Zing has it out for you, Jerry. Oh, my God. Oh, no. She's laughing so hard. This is everything. Looks like there's one final Zing for Rylan.

Ryland rollerblades to his gay hook updates. Because even if the sex is awkward and bumpy, at least his arrival will be smooth. Zing. That seems like, that seems like... That seemed precise. Wow. Thank you, Sing But, everybody. Thank you, Zing, but.

We love you. You are all a bunch of fucking f***. Zingbot. What? Sing! Looks like CBS is taking my side after all. Okay, well, I'm going to take a quick little P break. And when we come back, we have the craziest veto competition.

Oh, sorry, Julie. I guess this is your thing. Well, Julie's a little bit. I'm a little busy right now. We have the craziest Vito competition ever with prizes and punishments. See in the second. All right, everyone back and ready to play

the iconic Vito game. Prizes and punishments. Yes! In this game, each person will pick a box that has either a prize or a punishment. The boxes will be labeled from numbers 1 to 6. After that person picks, the following person can choose to either pick a new box or swap with the previous houseguests.

One of the boxes will contain the veto power. Here are the prizes and punishments. Oh. And we've given ChatGPT everyone's name to create a randomized order of picking. I know what I want. First is Ryland. Thank you, Chat Pete GPT.

Which prize would you pick? For some reason, number one is really calling to me. Okay. Wow, looks good with your robe, Daddy. Number one. And so I'm a little confused. I'm the first person gets the least amount of saying what they get to keep. You got the worst spot because now anybody that goes next can steal this from you.

Like, white elephant. Wait, so do you have to open it now then? I wish I would have known the strategy. Then I would have chosen better. I hope I'm last. Beetlejuice, beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice. Congrats, you get to celebrate the release of the upcoming movie, Beetlejuice 2, by wearing a Beetlejuice costume for the rest of the show.

Congratulations. It definitely sounded like he was taking it from here. I thought he was just getting cursed. No, this is what Big Brother does. They get, like, paid to promote whatever movies coming out or CBS is aligned with a movie. And so they always do these cheesy integrations where it's like, now I have to wear this costume. But really, it's just promotion for CBS.

else's new movie. And the costume also comes with face paint. You're gonna be full on Beetle Juice. So please take it, please. Okay. Beetle juice, peed is in theaters now. Picking next will be Chris. Ah!

Yes! I pick number two. The pink one. Let's see what's in box number two. Nice little pop. Oh. Oh my gosh. I don't know.

I thought you knew. Seems bad, Chris. Stop it. Congrats. You get to try the new viral McDonald's treat taking over the World Wide Web. What? Yum? Our friends at McDonald's have a video to show.

McDonald's hack, you need to know. Oh, my God. Dig out the vanilla soft serve into a cup. Squeeze a packet of ketchup on the soft serve. Oh, stir, stir, stir. Stir, stir. Oh, my gosh. No.

I expected it to taste like sour plumb soft serve. Ugh, sour plums. Go try. I was so excited because they just, like, re-released, like, pumpkin pies and stuff, and I thought it was going to be that, and I was so happy. What that? Sour plums, soft soup. Congrats, Chris. Yay.

Would you like to swap with as peedle juice? Yeah, I'd rather than eat this. Oh, wow. Yes, yay. Wow. Interesting choice. Okay, so update. No takebacks.

Ryland so far has the soft popcorn ice cream, and Chris has the beetles juice. And I love. like ketchup and if it's just a little bit once you mix it in it's just sweet. I think it was a whole pack, right? Yeah, but it's like in a whole thing of soft serve. Okay. When Spencer was a boy, you used to eat bowls of ketchup. I heard.

Me too. Okay, picking next will be Sandy. Sandy, which box would you like to pick? I'll pick number four. Dang. Number four. Orange. Okay. A Jersey Micah gift card.

All right, okay. Do you want to swap? 50 dollar words, oh my God. That's a lifetime supply. I'm obviously gonna stick with this. Of chips. Picking next will be Jareed. Jareed, which box would you like to pick?

Six. It's so obvious that's the power of Vito looking back. I was gonna pick number six. Let's see what's in, box number six. Feels heavy. It's confetti. I think he opened up the exploding box wrong. He opened up the prank box, incorrectly.

He kept his thumb on the prank part. No way. Did you know? No. Well, maybe the prize is written on a card, though, in there. Maybe still open the box. That prank didn't go well. Congrats.

You get to spend the rest of the episode in a chicken costume. Burp, punk. Jaree, would you like to swap with anyone else? You can take this, Jared. It's another costume. Let me be a chicken. Chicken! Up next is Shane.

What the heck? Box five or box three? Five. Damn. Let's see what's in box number five. Oh my God! Is it? It's a golden power of Vita.

Oh! Diary. I'm so glad that Lizzie is super. to me because she's probably going to steal the power of veto, and she's going to save me. Diary Room. I'm not sure what's more valuable to me at this pregnant state, but it might be the Jersey mic. Okay. Well, Lizzie, you're the final contestant, and you will get box number three. Oh, no. What's in box number three? What if it's like $700? What if it's a kitten?

What is this? Is it what it is? It goes on your wrist. Is it an apple watch? It's an Apple Watch! No way! What? What? How do I open it? Do you want to trade? Would Lizzie like to trade?

Wait, is it literally an Apple Watch? Oh my God. Should we screw the power of Vito? Holy shit. Open it if you're not going to keep it. No, I'm going to keep it. Who else is going to get it? Well, no, I'm just.

Should I trade it for the Jersey Mikes? Or the power of Vito. The golden power of veto? This is a hard thing. And it's really over the Jersey mics. Let's be really over. Wow. This show is budget.

Oh, wow. Well, there's always a big prize on the show. There's always like a trip to something. What the Fred? Congrats. Oh my God, thank you so much. Thank you, big brother. Mama deserves this.

Happy push present. Thanks, guys. That's crazy. Wow. Looks like we're all winners here except Jared and Chris. And Riley. No, I'm excited. Do you have to eat that?

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, wait, hold on. Let me put on my veto. Ooh. It goes with my outfit. Okay, so before the power veto meeting where I choose what to do with this, we had to take a really quick break because we need to get somebody in a beetle juice costume and somebody else in a chicken.

We'll be right back. We're not getting him like in a chicken, like it's a chicken suit. Just for clarity. Yeah, yeah. No, it's just a suit. Just for the literal audience. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

There's confetti all over your crotch. I know. That's the prize. Like, Chris, you look so good after the surgery. Thanks. It's so mildly. Whoa, that point. That was good.

The juice is loose. What? Oh my God. Maybe you are a great actor. I've never seen you act. Wait. Is he kind of sexy? Yes.

I'm like hard. Put him in a character-driven movie. Do it again. I would love that. Do it again. I don't know any other dialogue. Say it again. Talk like that.

I can talk like this. The juice is loose. What? This is the best version of Chris. I'm so, I'm so grateful towards you and so happy for you at the same time. I appreciate you because I'm much more comfortable like this than I am myself. So.

Okay. Dark. But also, Shane, I would have had a full blown meltdown if you tried to put me in that. Yeah, you wouldn't have pulled that off. So thank you, Chris. Also, continuing in the next Big Brother episode, I think you should just come back as Beatles. Yeah.

It's really owning it. This is fire, Chris. This is good for you. And Jared, you look great, too. No, I feel good. That sounds like a foreign person doing like a chicken. And normally in Real Big Brother, the person in the chicken costume

would have to do an annoying task at any random moment of the day and night. Oh, that's awful. Perfect. But we're not going to make you do that. But we are going to make Ryland try the McDonald's hat. Are you ready? Yes, Julie has delivered me with my ingredients.

Okay. I feel like it's a punishment for all of us to watch. Okay. It's so bad I can't look away. Why are you holding it so high? For the camera angle. Thank you. I just want to show you guys I'm not chees.

You could have put more in it. Oh! The splatter! So you! I'm not looking. It stinks. It stinks. I want to make sure that it's fully made.

It's fully mixed, okay, everybody. Tell us if it tastes like sour plum. Oh, I think it's like sour plum. The color of it. What is the sour plum? Sounds good. Okay, are you ready? No.

Yes. No. Oh. That's biblical. God. He's going back. You don't go back, bro. This is how the babies eat.

Yeah. Okay, come on. Review. Not bad. What? Honestly, it's not bad. If you didn't tell me, if you just handed this to me and we're like, new McDonald's menu item, I'd be like, hmm. No.

It's not bad. What does it taste like? Sour plume. Like, I don't even know what sour plum taste like, but does it taste like plum? If you really think about it, diluted ketchup and ice cream. But I would not get sour plum. I would say, oh, you keep eating it. Is Fear Factor even around still?

It might be good if you dip fries in it. That McDonald's ice cream is. So good, it's hard to make bath. Let's move on. For the love of God. Does anybody else want to try it? No. Have you lick this food so much.

Okay, now we're moving on to the veto. Oh, the veto meeting. Okay, so as you guys all know, I have the power to use veto on one of the nominees, Jareed or Sandy. Before I choose whether or not I'm going to use the veto, Jareed and Sandy, you have one last chance to sway me to your. Your way. Did you read? You know what? Use it on Sandy. Reverse psychology. I'm sorry. What was that? I think you should keep me around because I see you giggling at my jokes. I know that you be loving it. I think that you need to keep me because I feel like I got everybody else in the palm of my hand. I got Lizzie. I got Chris. And wherever Lizzie goes, Ryland's going to go.

Can I hear this? Sandy looking a little shady to me. Sandy would happen, Lizzie. That were cool. I did too. Yeah, I thought you guys were like hitting on each other. I thought so good. I thought you were hitting on each other.

Diary room. What happened to your voice? Diary room. Wow, these idiots really have no idea. Shane and I are married behind the scenes. They haven't caught on to us at all. We're not doing. He's sure going to do whatever.

Diver room. I don't know who the fuck he is. Never invited my life. Also, who is Beetle juice? I don't remember. Who do they think these rings are from? Diary Room, look at all his rings. Do you really think he needs to win the money?

I don't think so. Okay, I have decided not to use the power of Vito on Sandy. I'm using it on Jerry. Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Diary Room, his ass is leaving next week. I can't trust him.

Diary Room, maybe Shane and Jerryed our siblings. What? Rylan, because I've chosen to use the power of Vito on Jareed, you unfortunately have to make another nomination. Oh, this is so difficult. House guests, you know I love you all. We're little sisters, and after the show, we're all going to be great friends.

But obviously, I can't nominate my bestie Preggo girlfriend. So, Chris, you hit my blog. What? I thought Rylan was like macho gay. He switched it up. Diary Room. Ryland can't play in the head of household competition next week, so he is fuck. Diary Room, this sucks because I can't nominate Shane.

He won the veto. Jerry was already on the block, and now Sandy's sitting there, but she was always my pawn because we like to touch Earth together. Okay, Julie. Well, after all that, it's time for the live vote and eviction. First, the nominees have to sway our votes. Right, right. All right, guys.

I just want to let you know that I feel like I am the person that needs it to be saved because I know how to play this game. I know how what everybody needs and I know how to make us win. So choose me to stay here. Chris doesn't know how to play the game just so you guys know he thinks he's Beetlejuice for heaven's sake. Are you saying I'm not? Obviously, Sandy.

In the voice, please. Obviously. It's a stronger argument. Sandy just said that I'm terrible at the game. So if you keep that in mind, that means there's no chance. someone to win, so I'm the better option to keep here because I'm not going to win. Thank you for making my points, Sandy.

I was about to vote out the lesser of two evils, but now one of the two evils has become my owl. And let's just remember that Sandy and Jareed clearly have something going on. So they're going to win. If one of them wins, they win. I'm alone. I never met him before I got here. It's time for the live vote.

We will do this mafia style. Everyone's heads will be down. Well, everyone so three people's heads will be down now those in favor of sending sandy home please raise your hand very well those in favor of sending chris home very well townspeople wake up house guests wake up oh my god there was a there was a vicious vote last night turning into mafia it looks way more evil with louis on you and the house guests will be evicted from the house By a vote of...

By a vote of two to one is Sandy. Oh, thank you. Who voted for me to go home? Julie will tell you in your exit interview. Well, it's time for your ex-per interview. Wait, Sandy, we love and love you so much. We love you, Sandy.

I'll just find new people to go ground with, guys. See you later. Honestly, I'm glad I could get one of my targets out because if it wasn't Jerry, it had to be his counterpart. Chris, he's a fellow f***, and I wanted him to stay. Sandy, call me outside. I love you. Yeah, maybe, probably not, guys. See you guys. See you guys.

Jareed. Bring the money home. Oh, what? I knew it. And the only person who didn't want to vote Sandy off was a member of that home. I knew it. Jareed. Okay, X-A interview.

So, Sandy, how do you feel like that? your time in the house? Well, I feel like I should have stayed longer. I'm kind of a sidetracked, to be honest, because I thought definitely they were going to send Chris home. But, you know, seeing him with his Beetlejuice outfit and the voice, I feel like that really won them over. Would you like to take real-life revenge on anyone once this is over? Can I say that on public TV? Yes, you can. You can. I'm just going to say possibly, possibly not. Oh, wait, quink. Tune into the news for that. Well, thank you all. We're done, right?

I feel like that's how real life Julie is. Well, thank you all for being with us on this episode, A Big Brother. I'm Julie Chen Moves and may the Lord be. And also with you, Julie. I don't know. Well, wow. Who's left?

Okay, so we have the two black and white photos on the memory wall of Sandy and Spencer RIP. But who's left? Me. Jereed. Beetlejuice, Lizzie, and Rylan. This is big, guys. There are still a lot of game to play.

If you want us to keep going on this Big Brother journey, let us know in the comments, give this video a thumbs up, and maybe the winner will get a big cash prize. Maybe we'll do that. Maybe Ray Kahn will hit us up. With Sandy, out of the house, which houseguess will rise to power?

He wants to be doing. He couldn't help it. He couldn't help it. No, no, I already settled that. Watch Ryland get an actual job offer out of this. I've been begging for years. Let him have it. All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break,

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We did it. We beat big pharma. It says the CEO of Chipotle told investors this week that the restaurant had skimped on ingredients for customers in the past, but would be retraining staff to serve bigger portions. That means two, count them two generous scoops of rice and beans, and four, count them four generous ounces of meat. This extra cost. will be $15 million. Wait, so he admitted to skimping?

Yeah. Wild. Isn't that crazy? Whoa. Wait, are they going to add to the price then? No. Four ounces of meat still seems a little weak. Seems a little small.

I think it's four ounces if you're trying to, like, lose weight. And can we fix the chicken a little bit? Yeah. Like, how loud do we have to scream to change that? Wow. I can't believe you did that. Listen, I don't know if we had anything to do with it. I'm going to say that maybe we had a tiny bit to do with it,

and then the rest was on TikTok. I think we like push the snowball off the top of the mountain. You know what I mean? And then it, like, became a thing later down. I think it was a hungry boy revolution that started it. Facts. Um, okay, this is crazy. This is something that has freaked me out because what do we use every single day, Ryland?

A lot of things. Okay, what do we use every single night when you come up and we sit on the couch together? Dildose. That was me. Beetle juice. Why did that sound like you? It did. That would be insane for me.

Wait, do you sound like Beetle juice? I think Spencer's sounds. Sounds like petal juice. Wait, was that you, Spencer? No, that was Chris. Oh my god, are you doing a beetle juice voice? No, I'm talking. Stop doing a beetle juice voice.

You sound like beetle juice. Wow. I'm so confused when we sit down on the couch. What do we use every night? Apple TV. Oh, of course. I mean, my whole life revolves around an Apple TV. Okay, well, be careful.

Guys, if you have an Apple TV, I love you Apple, but beware. One, two, three, four, we have five. Ooh. room, here we go. Apple is spying on us. Yeah, proof. Okay, so get out of your app that you're gonna go in and you turn on the TV. Okay, the TV's off.

So this thing right here, this remote, is still recording. Look, ready? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Super girlfriend! Okay, now watch. I'm gonna turn on the TV. TV was off, I just turned it on. So...

What if that didn't even what I was saying? Just watch. I click search. Security. Watch. Yep, yep, yep. Supergirl. Super girlfriend.

I'm gonna turn off the TV. So just, so what happened? We are being spite on. If you have this in your house, you have a parasite in your house. Who knows who Apple's selling our late night? Yeah, sessions do. Okay.

This freaked me out because, yes, we have these in every single room in the house, right? And it doesn't make sense. When you turn the TV off, why would the remote record anything that doesn't make any sense? So me and Spencer tried it the other day. And it literally worked. We weren't filming it, which is so stupid. We should have filmed it. But literally, I had the remote.

We turned the Apple TV off, turn the TV off. And then I said, uh, Loki, season one. because I don't know Disney Plus. We turned back on. We go to the Disney app. I pressed the microphone. Loki Season 1 popped up. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy? But then we tried it again and it didn't work. We tried it like in every room in the house. Oh, because now it's aware of you. I think we could try it right now. Well, it could also be maybe the remote just never turns off because the remote is always on standby to be able to turn back on the TV. Like somewhere to an Alexa?

But here's a thing. When he was saying yap, yep, yep, yep. He wasn't holding record. He wasn't holding the microphone. So that is shady. recording you without holding record. Now I get why it's scary. And it reminded

me of, Hey, Surrey. Hey, Surrey literally is always listening because it's listening for Hey Surrey, which is fucking insane. I know we've already talked about this for the last 10 years, but that is insane to me. That means it's always listening to us. Listen, this is all like alleged. We, you know, who knows, it might have been a glitch.

I'm not coming for Apple. I love them. Please don't take away my Apple TVs, but it is crazy. No, they're listening. Do you think all this started because Because one of these tech giants just wanted Intel on their girlfriend. And then it was like, I have the technology. I will put it everywhere. I will say, though, if Apple is always listening and has the ability to do that, then why aren't they solving all the crimes ahead of time?

People got to be talking about, hey, I think I'm going to go do X, Y, and Z later. And Apple knows. If you have the answer. So Apple is an accessory to the crimes. Oh, my God. Yeah. And doesn't Apple, like, not like, if the court comes to them and says, like, we need records. Doesn't Apple say like, no, sorry.

Yeah. We're all about privacy around here. How can they get away with that? They're like, but if you pay the right price. Yeah. If you guys have an Apple TV, try this. Let us know in the comments if this works. I'm going to try it again.

I think it only works, though, with the one that you can turn off. There's no off button on this one. So the newer ones do turn off. Yeah, the new ones also called like the Siri Remote, I think, or something like that. So I think that's why probably it's listening more. Okay, have you guys heard about Google Images predicting the end of the world? Yes.

You've heard about this? Yes. This is... What side of the internet are you two on? Yeah, I've heard about a lot of that. Okay, this is crazy. So I've seen a few reels about this, and I was like, I never really bought it. I was like, oh, okay, I don't know, whatever.

And then I did it myself. And I went farther than people on the Reels did. Okay, so some people have been searching like 2025, 2026, and they see things that are going to happen in the future. But I decided to go a little farther. So I Google 2027. Look what pops up. Apocalypse, the Antichrist unmasked. You see all this end of the world shit.

What? Fire, the Earth on fire. Like, okay. Well, let's see if you type in 2028. Now it's the rapture. You can see Jesus and the devil. You can see that there's so much of that, right? Okay, so we had the Antichrist.

Now we have the rapture. What's going to happen in 2029? Should we worry? Is there the biggest asteroid ever coming that's going to destroy Earth and everybody on it? Well, did we survive? the end of the world in 2027? I'm going up with the rapture. That's like in five years.

I know. Well, if you were raptured, then you won't be there for the big asteroid. But if you weren't, 2030 is all about advances. Look at all the technology. Everything has kind of gotten better. Look at, there's flying cars now. There's all of this new innovation.

On what infrastructure? So no one, not everyone died from? Maybe. Aren't we all right from an asteroid? But in 2013, starts to come into play. The singularity, which means that's when AI becomes smarter than humans and takes over.

You see this woman, she's fighting a robot. You see this picture, there's a bunch of AI and a bunch of crazy alien shit on these billboards. So this is like the new AI world. 2032, the year AI runs for president. Oh. So AI is taking over. I mean, they know better than us, right?

You're so pro-AI. It's a computer. You're trying to get on their good side early. See what you're doing. It's smart. The Apple TV, they hear you. Okay, AI runs for president. Do they win?

And then, well, in 233, oh, we're fucked again. Everybody's fucking alone running from robots in fucking gas masks, literally, like, terrified of what's about to happen. Okay? Then in 2034, the next world war, it's fucking over. God damn, we had one good year. Everything. Isn't that crazy? Like, listen, I know this sounds crazy and like a conspiracy,

but it really does, like, follow the trend, which made me think Google is ran by AI, right? An algorithm. And AI really does predict everything that's going to happen. That's why AI can play a game of chess because it predicts what move you're going to do. Like, it's very predictive. So is AI literally taking all the information

that's happening in the world in the past and predicting that this is going to be our future? Or is it that people on the internet are like you and Jared, No offense. And so the collective information that they're getting is from the minds of conspiracy theorists who already have these ideas. And is that perhaps influencing?

And is this coming from the woman who thinks Helen Keller is a fraud? Who wants to be? God. Shots fired. Oh my God. There's a really compelling argument against Helen Keller, I will say.

I was really, really starting to think you were like manipulating this for scare factor. I Googled it myself. Yeah. It's there. I know. And now you're feeding to the algorithm. You guys are sick.

They didn't do anything. How do you know? How do I know that this isn't Spencer? Shane's like, you know what would be cool? Spencer figured this out. Get it on Google. Spencer's whispering to all our phones before we come and sit down. He's like, make sure their algorithm shows them scary shit.

Can you imagine he's just like sneaking around? Just like get on your Google. Now, Ryland's going to trust this. Oh my God. Wait, I went to 2035. we have all this like mad max shit like people like it's after the world's fucking ends after the fucking AI takes over it now you have people out in these crazy costumes like fighting aliens let's see what 2036 is it's official guys I've become a doom days

prepper person I'm gonna have like a whole city under my house oh we're getting more asteroids oh 2036 the alien chronicles no wait I kind of want to see so there you guys go I don't know I found that very scary because listen AI is predicting everything why wouldn't they predict this so here's what i did i went into chat gpt really quick did you ever see a they like someone punched in a i like what it what would hell look like and a i made what it thinks hell looks like and it was the most horrifying thing i've ever seen in my life like no movie no church no worse than the usual nothing ever made me more afraid of hell than this i don't know how to explain it was like body parts that were like meshed together and

everything was like red and bloody and like they were like literally in pain and screaming and it was just like so horrific to look at. It was the scary thing I've ever seen. Well, that's horrifying. Thank God we're all getting raptured, right? Yes. Okay, so I went to chat GPT and I asked, how is the world going to end?

And here's what it told me. This is so scary. Okay. Um, it gave me numbers. Number one, like a different audience. Number one, asteroid impact. A large asteroid or common impact could cause massive destruction, similar to what is believed to happen to the dinosaurs.

While space agencies monitor these threats, the risk is considered low in the near future. Okay, that's good. Number two, nuclear war. A large-scale nuclear conflict could lead to catastrophic loss of life, environmental damage, and a nuclear winter, severely impacting global survival. Okay.

Number three, climate change. Ongoing climate change could lead to severe weather, rising sea levels and widespread habitat loss, creating significant challenges for human civilization. Number four, artificial intelligence. Duh. The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled. could potentially pose existential risks,

especially if AI systems act in ways that conflict with human survival. Let me remind you, ChatGPT told me this. At least he's being honest. Literally. You got to love a straight shooter. Here's the thing.

When I started playing around AI like a couple years ago and chat GPT came out, I would ask things like this. Like, is AI going to take over? How's the world going to end? I would ask things like this. And it would always say, AI is made to help humans, blah, blah, blah.

We will never try to take over. We are not conscious. They would always be very pro-AI. We're not here to harm you. Now, literally, they're giving themselves number four on the list of ways that we're all going to die. Oh, my God. Like, listen to this again. The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled, it's like, if you don't control me, Ray.

Could potentially cause risks, especially if AI systems act in ways that conflict with human survival. Why would it even put that out? That's like crazy. Well, here, here is, here is the thing. What we are experiencing right now is not true AI. The AI that we have is automated intelligence because it's collectively scanning for information. So we haven't even hit the true AI yet, which is going to create its own information and really be able to take us over. So as scary as this is, this is nothing compared to what real AI is going to do.

And companies right now are lobbying to own AI, so it's who's going to control it at that point. So it could get pretty scary, you know, just to throw out. out there just a throw out there because who do we want to we don't really know what AI is truly going to do just yet and that's why people like Elon Musk are warning us about AI because this is just the very beginnings of it because it's like the baby brother of AI and honestly it's scary how advanced it's got and just since even we've been talking about it on this podcast the amount you can do now from the amount you could do is why I mean those zings today from Zingbot were fucking brutal and I gave them barely any information about us have you guys have you guys

seen all the environmental impact of these AI generated things also? No. I'm not well versed on it enough, but I have heard that like the amount of energy and like actual energy and electricity and resources that they need to power AI is fucking nuts. Really? Yeah. And there's no cap on it. But there's something about it being so bad for the environment specifically, like literally,

because it needs so much to keep it powered and generated like Google. like when you do Google now and it has like a whole different response that takes a lot of power. And that's why in the future they use us as batteries in the field like in the Matrix. Oh, fun! The Matrix is real?

Okay, speaking of movies predicting things. Well, okay, let me really quickly go through the other ways. We're all going to die. Number five, a super volcano. Number six, cosmic events. And number seven, heat death of the universe. Which means the universe is expected to experience heat death. Millions of years from now.

So it is getting hotter every year. It really is. Yeah. Okay, but back to movies. So did you guys watch that Netflix movie leave the world behind? Yes. You watched it? Yeah.

Okay, Rihal and Don't get mad. I watched it without you one night. I don't think he could handle it. That's not the one Julia Roberts. Yes. Oh, and Mehercial. Are you kidding me? Do we watch that?

Yeah, I remember they were running in that house. I don't think you'd like it. I literally told you I wanted to watch that with you. Is that the one of my girl? It wasn't good. This is the scariest thing about today's episode. Okay. It's my world's about the end.

No, so this. this movie if you haven't seen it it's about the night that the world ends right so it's like julie roberts is in an air bambi and her phone stops working and then things start happening plane start crashing all these crazy shit starts happening somebody shows up at her doorstep and is like i need to come in spoiler spoiler okay skip forward like two minutes okay so what happens is all these things start falling from the sky and it's like letters some of them are from china some are from afghanistan like it's letters saying we're going to take over the world we're doing this cyber attack right but every city is getting a different letter.

So in this city that were Julia Roberts is, they got them, I think, from Japan. So she's like, Japan is taking over. They're doing a cyber attack, whatever. But then over in Texas, they think it's Afghanistan. And then over here, they think it's whatever. And then somebody comes in and explains everything. Step one, misinformation and chaos.

Like cause an attack and make everybody think it's somebody else and point the fingers at everybody else to cause total chaos around the world, right? Because if you don't have internet, you can't connect with anybody, Whatever your bubble thinks is happening is what they think is happening. And then step two, I don't remember actually all the steps. I should have written it down.

It's like they turn against each other. Turn against each other, right? People start turning against each other. And then the ultimate step is three, which is martial law, which means government is overtaken. And that's when you can totally take over the world because there's no organization. So it was really scary. And then the movie ends and a fucking title card pops up. And it says, executive produced by Barack and Michelle Obama.

What? Because the whole movie is to get us to propaganda think that we need the government. Because without it, the world would end. Oh. Well, I was looking at, that's interesting. I was looking at it more like the predictive programming idea, right? Which is that the movies will come out to tell us what's going to happen, to kind of get us ready for it, so we're not surprised.

And literally, that movie comes out by the Obama's, which shout out Obama, don't come for me. And then that happens. And now when it does happen, we're all going to be prepped and ready. So I don't know. It was very, very scary and very weird that, like, that movie came out. The Obama's produced it. ChatGPT is telling us AI could take over. Like, I do feel like the end is... Nye. Yeah. It would suck to be at an Airbnb and at the world end. That would suck. You're not even at your own home.

Oh, it was really nice. Yeah. It was beautiful. Can I bring it back? Spoilers over. Okay. So dramatic. Okay. Let's lighten it up a little bit after that terrifying conversation about the end of the world. That was scary.

And let's watch this, which actually honestly did end my world because it pissed me off to my. Do you know that schools now teach a different alphabet song than the one we learned? Yes. What? It's a guy, V, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L-M-N, O-P-Q, R-S-T, U-V-W-X-Y-E. Fuck off. Now I never will forget. Ew.

Ew. To say the alphabet. Why? I, why? My kids are either learning our way or I won't help them. Get ready because the toy we bought them the other day, I think it was a little Stanley Cup, Fisher Price one. Say this. If you press ABC, it does this fucking...

No. This fucking version. Why? Take the batteries out. It doesn't make sense. Why did they try to fix something that wasn't broken? What are parents supposed to do? Because I think LMNOP, I think as kids we all would say, elemento, elemento, and those aren't letters, that's a word.

But who cares? I still know their letters. It's fun to say. So fuck you. Oh, Elemento was confusing. I was never confused. Me neither. We're fine.

And that's crazy. If I wasn't confused, it was fine. I hate it. Me too. This sucks. But why change the end? It still works. Like, the old ending works with the new.

Yeah. Like, why do it? That's so stupid. This is some attention-seeking behavior. And what do they expect? All their parents at home know that it's wrong. And we're never going to learn the right one because all we've ever known is the original. I am not changing this up.

We're too old to learn a new way they're teaching math. What? What? That's great to know because I never learned the first time. Same. Well, I guess, fair enough. But what is it called? Oh, you're talking about girl math.

No, not girl math. I think that's like what they call it. There's a whole new way of how they're doing multiplication. Yes, they are having that. I just don't know what it's called. You know, normally you kind of go across, but this way they actually go up and down. And then you like add a different. They don't want parents to be able to help their kids with homework.

Wow. Or teach them the alphabet. And the whole educational system was just cooked up by the Rockfellers to make us all like slaves on a line of assembly. Remember what you said me and Jared were going to be? Oh, I think that's like, sheller's not real. You know what, Lizzie? It's called base 10. I actually learned that about who you're saying about the assembly line because I say that that's why they even use bells because that's kind of how they like instruct.

Yeah. Yeah. So we're all just, that's why they have these syllabi and the reason why kids are taught in a certain way it's so that we follow order. and so that we're not free thinkers, though we don't have critical thought, we do what we're told. And if you think about it, this is the only time where kids are in the classroom

for 45, 55 minutes, learning something, and then they go to another class and they completely forget, you know, I'm sure us, we don't remember half of the stuff we learned in school. And so, yeah,

so they're like essentially saying you're just there to get programmed and then you just forget what you learn. Yeah, so shout out to school. And shout out to all the good teachers, though. There's so amazing teachers, yeah. It isn't about the teachers, it's the system.

Yeah, that really how about students emotionally and, you know, in their education. Absolutely. Wow, that took a dark turn and I loved it. That said, like, let's do it later now. It's confusing for sure. Oh, my God. I was going to say, let's lighten it up, but this one's even scarier. But this is odd.

I'm trying to get oxytocin. I want this baby out. You're scaring me. Okay. Have you guys heard about the post Malone curse? No. This is crazy. I actually heard about it when it happened years ago.

But I was thinking because spooky seasons coming. We could do something a little spooky, so watch this clip. So apparently there's a thing called the Dibbock Box, which is one of the most haunted items in the world. So we took the glass case off of the Dibbock Box. He thought it was a sick-ass idea to put the ashes of the lady who died while she was possessed on top. And then my plane almost crashed.

I was in a car accident. My house was a dog, and I had bite marks on my arm. and I've never seen someone in fear so hard as whenever he touched it. I don't know if it's someone who's dead or if it's a demon or if it's fucking something dimensional, but it's something there that goes bump in the night, I suppose. So I remember when this happened. So there was a time where it's like all these news stories were happening about postmalonos, the plane crash, the car accident, the house robber.

It was like, boom, boom, boom. And he said, I think I'm cursed. And I remember this about the box. So I started thinking about curses, grudges, haunted spirits. Have you guys ever had a situation with anything haunted or a haunted object that you think affected a time in your life? Unfortunately, no. I mean, I guess fortunately, but. Yeah, thankfully, no.

Yeah, thankfully. I don't think I have either. And I've had so many run-ins with ghosts and haunted items and haunted places and haunted houses. I don't think, I mean, I guess I could track bad things that have happened in my life and be like, well, maybe it's because of this ghost or because of this whatever. but I tend to think it's just because it's what was supposed to happen. But that is a lot of things in a row. I do have friends that are like everything bad that's happening to use because you have a Ouija board in your place. Get rid of that Ouija board, bro.

Why would you just throw it out the window? You're not supposed to throw it away, though. I think that's bad too. What do you do? I think you have to get rid of it in a very specific way. Put it on your neighbor's doorstep and say, here you go. You know what? You're also not supposed to have.

Welcome, Matt's. Supposedly you're not, you've heard about this. Yeah. supposedly you're not supposed to have a welcome mat in front of your door like that says welcome because you're welcoming in spirits entities i'm doing everything wrong like you tell home goods like like you know that old thing where it's like a vampire can't come in unless you welcome them in yeah welcome mat yeah literally you're welcoming in these spirits let me check our door never told anyone to come into my house wait so i'm welcoming in spirits with a matt and oweeju

i'm doing everything signs of don't come in literally you're not supposed to have you're a welcome with your names on it, like, welcome to the Dawson Adams, whatever, because spirits now know your name, and the spirits are walking over you when they come in, walking on top of you. It's bad energy. You also should never leave your toilet open because poop demons can come out of the toilet into your house.

I thought about toilet being serious. True, particles. Yes, poop particle demons will ruin your life. Yes. I actually have heard about one where, let's see you live on a house that is on like a T-cross, like where there's a stop sign and it you just kind of if you keep going you end up in someone's house because they say that that's like a portal for demons and spirits to get into your house

so I have a friend who lives in a house that way and so what she does is that when you open her door there's like a hallway so there's a mirror there and she says I put it there because like if demons or spirits come through the door it'll it'll take them to another portal through it yeah well let's light it up okay I saw this and it freaked me out. So just watch it. I just saw a video of a girl finding out that our eyelids are transparent

and I'm like really pale. Oh my God. They're hurt. Okay. So I decided that we should all try this. So I took each of you into the pantry, turned off the light, whipped out my iPhone flash,

and I filmed everybody here closing their eyes. Wipped out my iPhone flash. So I'm going to start with me. Okay, I did this the other night. Here's what mine looked like. Oh, you sick freak. Oh, okay. He was doing this at like midnight

and just like, let me just put this flash in your eye. I was like, no, fuck off. I get migraines. It was like giving me a headache. I was like, stop. Okay, he's so fragile. So then we tried Rylan today. Ryland did not go into the pantry with me.

He just couldn't be bothered. Look around. Look down, okay. I don't see anything. It's not as, yeah, not as with that. Which is crazy because he's so sensitive. The light, the light. But his eyelids are so.

thick. Chris, I took Chris into the pants. But I didn't pull it down like you guys did. Yeah. Look at those lashes. Beautiful lashes. I took Spencer in there. Spencer had a hard time.

Yeah, mine didn't. Whoa. I think I had a fucking demon in me. I don't claim Spencer's energy. Can't see anything. Which is not how you sleep? She kept me like, I was doing it.

He's like, I don't think it's worth it. Why was that happening, Spencer? Yeah, because he didn't ask you to hold my eyelids. Do I have, like, short eyelids or something? I don't know. Here's Jared. My eyes. Close your eyes and then move your eyes around.

Like inside. Whoa. A little bit. That's pretty good. A little bit, yeah. I like how he's so impressed by people's ability to close their eyes and move them. That's really good.

Man, I wish I could do that. Did you see the rest of them? But so far it's just the siblings that you can see it moved. So far it's just us. Dawson Y'all thing. Let's see, Sandy. Okay. And now look around.

Oh, no, not my wife. Not really. I see a shape, but that's it. But we have makeup on. True. That's true. Okay, and Lizzie. And move your eyes around.

Oh. Oh, cute. No makeup. If there was no makeup, I'd see that eye, baby. Because I have a lot of makeup on. Oh, yeah. And I still saw it quite a bit. Does it have to do with the red hair?

Oh. It could be. Maybe. We're superior. Yeah. So guys, let us know in the comments. Try this out on yourself. Let us know.

Maybe tag the podcast Instagram and send us the video of you doing it. Because I'm curious, how many of you guys have see-through eyelids? Because when I googled it, it said everybody, but that's not true. I can't believe I've positioned myself with so many redheads in life. it is a pattern of behavior we should investigate it's something that's yeah yeah you're I have a new conspiracy theory just good oh no I don't okay a couple really quick Mandela effects just because I thought these were funny okay sandy cheeks from SpongeBob what is she wearing uh astronaut a spacesuit yeah a space suit right overalls no space suit

overalls oh god a space suit and she has um she has like the helmet thing and she has like the bow and overall like a scuba thing doesn't she has like the thing on her back so she has like the thing on her I don't remember the back. I just remember like a white astronaut suit. Okay. I remember the oxygen tank thing on the back. Well, supposedly she has never had anything on her back. What?

Show me the front. Is there overalls underneath that? What? Right. But isn't that weird? And listen, I know that sounds stupid, but it genuinely pissed me off because I remember. She had the thing because I remember episodes of her like flying and floating and using that. But did that never happen?

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we just, you took her tail. made thinking there's something, who knows? Who said are you on, Sandy? It's a Mandela's that. I thought that, too, that's why. Okay, here's another really quick one,

and this is mainly for Chris. Chris, yes. In the Blink 182 song, finish the next line. Ready? I took her out. It was a Friday night. I walked alone.

I walked to get the field. You'd say Blink 182. You'd say Blink 1282 is like your favorite band ever. I mean, I love them a lot. You love them. Yeah. So much. I'll get it wrong.

Jared. Well, it's, I work alone, but they worded as I wore cologne but it's a jackoff joke like I work alone to get the feeling right but he's saying I wore cologne like Bleakwin 82 is very into double entendant just with what they say even

the album is called take off your pants and jacket yeah you know what I mean because yes on Spotify the lyrics say I wore cologne yes but it's like I work alone but you thought it was I walk alone to be fair it's also like Tom has a crazy accent like when and i miss you he famously is like the voice inside my yet you know like he just says

things funny so it's like needle juice blink wow that's great um okay i want to end on this i saw this and i thought it was very fascinating i don't think i've showed this before in the show lady gaga watch what she says and tell me this isn't the fucking truth times of chaos and crisis what we all tend to do right start pointing fingers where we think the bad guys are are where the evil is. We all start arguing. Everybody has different opinions about that. Please do not forget that hatred or evil, whatever you want to call it, it's intelligent, it's smart and it's invisible. It doesn't have a color. It doesn't have a race. It doesn't have a religion. It has no politics. It's an invisible snake that while it is planning to make its

attack, it is thinking to itself, I am going to divide my enemy into smaller, less strong groups. And then I'm going to make them hate each other so that it's easier to take them down. And as we're all yelling at each other, trying to figure out which group it is that's causing the problem, evil's winning. Facts. You go, girl.

Honestly, I'm a monster now. She's so successful. Crazy. It's so true. And for somebody like that who's so on the inside of all of that to say that, I thought was very, like, brave. So well put, too. Honestly.

She also got the radios to say the F word without them knowing it. Oh, right, with poker phase. We talked about that. What was it? Fuck her face. Yeah. Bapap fuck her face.

Wow. So shout out Lady Gaga. That's the lyric to her song. It's not poker face? No, it's fuck her face. Yeah. How does it read on Spotify? Fuck her face.

No, she admitted this in like an interview. She was like Kiss FM or somebody was playing this for years and didn't even know and like one radio station caught it or something. Suddenly I'm a monster. I know. They all are. Joker too. Oh my God. You look like a Joker.

I didn't plan that. Okay. Well, speaking of Joker's. And Midnight Toker. And coming soon. Speaking of Joker's coming soon. Let's get into a recap.

I hope he's not a Joker. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Big Brother is back and Sandy is out. Oh, see ya. We were hoping Cher Reed would finally kick dust,

eat rock. Shoe the boot, but that man is still here. He rocks. What do you wish upon your enemies, loser? Back from our summer vacation that wasn't so fun for the sip crew, Chris had surgery. Lizzie is horribly uncomfortable, but growing something incredible, and I had COVID. Apple TV is listening to us. In a shocking twist, we find out, Apple TV is listening to every conversation.

we have in every room of our household, taking notes and stuff. Chipotle Update, Chipotle Update. Chipotle Update, Shane is changing the world with his videos that have reached the CEO of Chipotle. They are now pledging $50 million to large-er their portions.

To larger their portion sizes. To queue mother their portion sizes. If I had a teleprompter of this show would go a lot smoother. Post Maloney's Cursed Cursed. Post Malone fucked around

and found out when it came to demons. Post Malone also has like multiple releases of crocs. Did you know that? Crocs? Crocks.

Yeah. He seems like he likes to be comfortable. His fans are also called posties. Which I didn't know and someone asked me if I knew

and I thought it was referring to a baby that was born after term. Oh. That's pretty cute. Yeah. Postie. That's great.

Because someone said, posting and I was like what are you what is that you know are you born late but he had see-through eyelids oh no guys I'm kicking it off to you not oh what was the theory I don't even know it's not really a theory it's that you were just showing us our each other's eyelids what was going on you didn't see my eyes no I know but like what what does that mean some people have transparent eye some humans have transparent islands and some people like Spencer can't close their eyes at all. Very funny.

Illuminate Julie Chen Moonbiz. What about the ABCs are different now? Oh. In a fucked up turn of events, the school system is ruining our children. They have changed the ABC anthem now and forevermore. Us as parents will not allow this

monstrosity in our households. We're going to burn them to the ground. I will. If my children's school tries to do that to my kids, I'm going to take them to the principal and say, we will no longer be attending this place. Obama produced the end of the world movie. Seriously?

Yeah, he's just... No, you wasn't listening. He wasn't listening. Oh, now is that the spoiler? Ryan Lynn's memory is going bad. No, I just need my appendix out. Oh, maybe your memory's not bad, and you just need to have your appendix removed.

What other things are in our bodies that we don't actually need? We'll find out through Chris. Gall bladders. Gall bladders? Brain's pretty soon because AI's taking over. Oh. Wow, guys. You're killing it.

Chad GPT is a world ending prediction. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have a special core pot. I have a... I can't do this. Tune into the sit. No, no, no, no, no. Watch this. Okay.

Watch this. You're wrong. No, we're going to do really good. Just wait. We're going to pull it together. Special correspondent, you may know him from Big Brother. Jareed is going to tell you about AI taking over the world. Jareed.

Hold on, hold on. He needs its wig. Oh, I think I've ripped open a stitch from laughing so hard. They give you stitches for those little holes? Just pretty much taking over, I guess Ryland's recap. Oh, my God. That was so funny. I tossed it.

The special correspondent, he's taking a lot of talking hair and makeup. Guys, stop Googling shit immediately. AI is using our thoughts to take over the world, predicting how it's all going to end. And it's your fault. This wig is good on everyone, by the way. It's so bad. Blink 182. Oh.

Childhood ruin. If you remember Sandy Cheeks having an astronaut backpack, you're wrong. It's a Mandela Effect. We are in the Matrix. Blink 182, Mandela Effect. Blink 182. Did they walk alone? Did they work alone?

No, they wore cologne. Sandy was eliminated. In a tragic tournament. events I'm so sorry Cindy you were eliminated horrible but fuck it Jaree's still here

Lady Gaga the speech her speech prolific lady Gaga in times of sorrow and pain we need a hero and lady Gaga is serving dishes

of peace thank you so much queen we're all monsters yeah the wig changes serving dishes of peace that was good

All right. Well, let's wrap it up. All right, you guys. Thank you. Was that to me or just Jerry? Anyone. Jerry, do you want to wrap us out? Oh, no. Wrap it up. All right, you guys.

Thank you so much for watching today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure to tune in. I just sweat all up in it. Thank you all for watching tonight's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. We will be back right here in the next two weeks. But until then, you can follow us all on social media. We'll be linked in the description section below. If you want to shop Spencer's Hungry Boy merch that he's modeling fabulously right now,

you can shop it at shane-dustynmerch.com. Thank you all, and good night. Yay. Wow. Good job. Well, thank you guys for watching whatever the hell that was. Holy shit. This might be our longest episode we've ever done.

I know. I'm tired. Me too. But it was fun. I had a lot of fun. I can't believe that by the next time we see you guys, Lizzie will be a mother. Yeah. That is crazy.

Will we ever see you again? Yeah, I'll be here with my baby so that you can raise it. That's a high compliment. Okay. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you join it. We will see you guys next time. Be safe out there.

Bye. Bye. Wait, Beetleju just say goodbye. Get you later. That's good. Wow. Okay, bye. Hi, I'm Danny Lopiori.

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