The Shane Dawson Podcast - Fast Food Conspiracy Theories! with Morgan and Vicki Adams!

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

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slash C-O-N-T-R-O-L for your free trial. That's Aura.com slash control. Speaking of fast food theories, this one I'm so excited about because Spencer actually tried it out for us. That's right. So when you order Chipotle on the app, you have to put your name, right?

Yeah. Well, supposedly, if in the name section you put, they will give you way more fluid in your bowl. And we're going to weigh them and see if this is a theory that actually works. Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back to whatever the hell this is, Safari Edition.

I'm not going to lie, dude. That was it. It was good. I felt that. Are you right? Oh, yeah. Okay, so it's not really Safari themed. It actually has nothing to do with the episode.

But I was just looking around trying to figure out what our theme is. And I'm like, this is giving Safari Vibe. Like, I got my animal print cup. Vicky has her leopard print shirt. Chris has his flower shirt. You guys look like the tour guides. Like, we're in Australia. Oh, my God.

I would be into that. And I'm the gay guy on Zilla. Like, what can you get over here? Yes. We are here very excited to have, once again, the Adam's family. That's it. Woo!

Vicki and Morgan, how are you two beautiful Adams ladies? We are living at large. We are living at large. That's a TLC show, by the moment. Mom and I are embarking on our new life journey, and here we are again. Yeah, so basically I texted them. Right after they left last time, we went to, I think, what, four theme parks in a week? I don't know.

Every available theme park you guys want to. My brain was, like, rattling. I'd, like, lay in bed at night, and it still felt like I was on a coaster. It was like I was drunk. It was amazing. Relax. We didn't go to SeaWorld. Spencer said every available theme park.

I'm just saying like, you know. So after they left, I literally the next day was like, I miss you guys. And I'm like, I miss you too. And I'm like, I also miss the coasters. And you guys were like, we miss the coasters too. And I was like, come back. So I planned a whole video around Six Flags Magic Mountain, which there really isn't any conspiracies about Six Flags.

And I felt like me and Spencer were really trying to make it work just because I wanted to go back to coasters. So we had Morgan and Vicky fly in for a Six Flags conspiracy video that like, We've logged, essentially. It didn't really work, but I was like, but I still want to go. We have perfected, though, recording on a coaster. It was coaster boot camp. And I do not want to see my chins in any of those.

Yeah, we gave everybody gopros, and we were like, listen, like, let's get this coaster footage, baby. And we got coaster footage. Some of it was unusable and blurry and weird, but some of it was great. The next time we go back, though, it's going to be perfect. Morgan. Oh, gosh. Wow, that sounded like I was going to ask you something really intense. It sounded like a really intense question.

Before the show, Jared said that he has a good, he shit his pants story, which we'll get to. Oh, it happens to the best of us. It happened literally, literally the best people. Yes, that's what I was saying. And last night, we were doing a video for your channel, check it out, trying Easter snacks, and it got crazy. And you mentioned that you are like a world-class farther to a point where you could sell it. No, okay, no. Okay.

Okay. I'm just saying mom and I got chlorophyll. We went to Ayrwan because that's the only place that our brother knows where to buy strawberries, I guess. We got chlorophyll. Guilty. And if you, girls and gays at home, if you need a nice little cleanse, get the chlorophyll drops, five hours in, you're going to be running to the toilet, like scared. And if there's not a toilet, sign me up. Mom was taking forever getting ready to go to bed. And I was like, Mom, like, you got to get out of the bathroom. And she's like, okay, just let me like put my. I hear oil in and do my mask and all these things. Oh, you might, you guys might want to take a break from your room for a while. I'm clean, Spencer, I'm sorry. She's cleaned out, guys.

No, yeah, like I have a great colon. It works amazingly. Nice. What you said to me, support colon health across the youth of America. That's all I got to say. Yes. Let it all out. Yes. What she said to me is, mom, you better get out of the way.

I'm ready to explore. It's a little more. more serious than what she's saying, okay? And I'm like, I got this. Well, I didn't want to subject you to that. And I didn't do it in public like Jared might have. That's true. You did not.

Jared, when did you shit your pants? So I'm going to change just a couple minor details, but I'm going to give you the main gist of what happened is I was driving to a meeting of sorts. And, you know, it was one of those days where I hadn't pooped yet. Usually there's a poop in the morning. Right. If there's not a poop in the morning. It's a bad day.

It's kind of like a time bomb going off at any point now, right? So I went to one store. I had to go to two stores along the way. I went to the first one. And when I got back into the car, throughout the store, I wanted to fart, but I didn't find a safe haven for my fart, you know. Safe haven. Let it all out. But I couldn't find a nook or a cranny necessarily to explode in.

So when I got back into the car, I was like, well, you know, I guess I'll just, you know, do it to myself. So I farted. And I thought, ooh, you know? there was no sound but there was a feeling and I thought okay I've been here before you know

I've done this but it hasn't it hasn't penetrated clothing yet is what I thought okay you know so I felt like there was hope so I went to the nearest bathroom to wipe my butt

but then but then when I got out of the car I realized my seat's wet and the only way this could possibly happen It not only penetrated my clothes, but it bliverated right through my clothing. You had a blowout. It was a blowout. I let it all out in the name of colon health.

And the poop was pretty low on the shorts. So it was like at this point I was wearing a shirt that wasn't necessarily too low. It barely covered my waistline. Right. And I had a top top with your shirt shirt. And I had a doo-do stain, you know, like four inches or so below my waistline. So I had to curl up the shorts and I had to walk all the way to the underwear aisle, which luckily for me, now they lock up at Target. Oh my God, no.

They lock the underwear out. So luckily for me, you know. So I get the underwear fine. The lady helps me out. She's like, you know, care less about the smell that possibly is happening with me. So then I go get some shorts. But now I got to pay for him before, you know, obviously I'm able to leave and change. So then I realize, well, I'm not going to go outside and change.

I don't know where I would do that in my car. very small car. So I go back into Target with the shit I just bought, go in their bathroom and I change. And then they came out and I threw away the underwear and the shorts in the Target bathroom. In the bathroom? I'm glad you threw him out. I mean, so this story, look, we're going to face adversities in life. Like, there's no, you know, you got to get through it sometimes. You just got to let it all out and get through it. And that's your way of protesting Target. Yeah. You just shit all over Target. And then no one knew the, I didn't try the shorts on so they fit horribly, but no one knew the wiser

when I showed up to my meeting that I had just crap myself. Wow. You guys thought it was bad when I shit in the litter box. And then I saw a cookie in the litter box. Wow. And I was like, that's a good idea. Yeah. This rifled that.

That at least was in private. It wasn't my goal, but you know. Right. Are you still shitting in the litter box? I have, I've been litter box clean for over three years. Good for you. Good for you. Thank you.

It's hard. Uh, wow. Chris. Yeah. You said that there. There is a brand new sequel to Club Chubb. That is opening up soon. Let us know more about that.

Well, it's open. Okay, so to be fair, I'm just hearing about it. I don't know if it actually came out after or I'm just new to it, but there's another club chub at the same place. There's a place called the Precinct in downtown L.A. And they have different events and things. I don't know what that's called. I don't know.

Yeah, definitely. But so there's another Chub event seemingly called Fat Slut, which is a little. It sounds like a classier Suggler. Classier joy. It's like a more subtle. More subtle. And I looked up their Instagram and there's some kind of event they do where like it's like a sexy cake eating contest.

When is it not? And there's like cake on their bodies and like I don't know if they eat. I was confused at what was happening. I need to see it in person. So obviously now I have to go. I would eat cake out of a trash and I have. I don't think I could eat cake off anything. hairy man's body.

Really? I don't know. That's a dream scenario for me. Really? Yeah. Well, I like, when we were at six flags, he was like, oh, Jared, you know, they opened a new secret gay fat guy club. I was like, Chris, you didn't have to say gay.

No straight fat dudes want to go hang out with each other just to be the skinniest guy in the room, you know, like, it ain't happened. It doesn't be a gay. That would be cool, though. Yeah, that would be cool. I'm looking into it, but I don't have to say gay. There are straight chaser clubs in my defense. Straight chaser, what is that?

You mean chubby chaser? A bar? Yeah, straight chubby chaser club. Oh, really? Really? Well, yeah, club bounce. Yeah, club bounce. I think we talked about it before.

Oh, that's to find women. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm sure. Is there the other way around, I don't know? Probably. So I'm on here. I don't know. Morgan, how big would you go?

Well, it depends. I got to do some reevaluating what I'm looking for, you know? Maybe Chris can inspire me. I don't know. He can swing me. Yeah, what's like your, okay, I have a question. So you and Spencer, this is, by the way, not a date set up. They're like matching.

You guys are both single, same age. What is your guys' experience like in the dating world at the moment? How is it going? Not good. It never goes good. If someone's single, I would say it's never like, it's going great. I'm single, but it's going great. But you'd rather be single than dating the wrong person.

So I guess we're doing great. Look how much they have in common. Yeah, you, if you are single at home, you are closer to finding your person than if you are with the wrong person, girls in the games. Period. Are you guys the same age and a day apart? Spencer and I are a day apart, but we did establish yesterday that we are a year and a day apart. Who's older? I'm older.

Spencer's the youngest person here. And I'm kind of offended. It's always been me. Honestly, you guys can't date, unfortunately, because right now, Spencer's the youngest. is a part of our family. Yesterday, Vicki, big announcement. I adopted Spencer. What?

Although my grandma's still holding out hope. No. Really? Every time you come to Colorado, my grandma looks to my sister after you leave and says, why don't you date him? See, everyone gets the internet shipping me with whoever. I'm done being shipped.

Yeah. The ship is sailing away because mom adopted Spencer yesterday. Wow, what an eventful week. Well, speaking of why Spencer's single, or no, that's... That's a whole episode. Speaking of, if you're interested in Spencer, you should get to know his likes. We're bringing back the segment, baby. It is time for Spencer's Likes.

And guess what? We have a theme song. Spencer doesn't even know this. Oh, we do, baby. We haven't had a new theme song in a while. I know. This is exciting. Okay, so, yes, if you guys don't remember the last time the Adams family was here,

we did a new segment called Spencer's Likes. That's where Spencer shows all the really weird, uncomfortable, unsettling, nervous, scary things that he's liking on Instagram that we all get recommended in our feeds. So here's a song for that. Come on everyone, it's time for Spencer's likes. He's in the sun we're shake, but that's all right. Sometimes I wonder who the hell watches this stuff, but now we know the answer. Spencer does. Sometimes it's weird or scary or it doesn't make sense.

The internet's a wild place So let's stop it We're not gonna judge him Okay, maybe we might Cue up the reel and let's all see Spencer's likes Wow Another box

Another one She really brought it home with that last line She really did and she gave me a tag So like we can use this like you know In between likes if we want Spencer's likes Wow She's incredible

She's so good. Spencer, would you like to take us through the journey of your life? You freak. It's my son. We listen and we don't judge. Yeah, you might want to, I don't know, you might want to provoke the adoption after the time. I appreciate all you guys sending me stuff in my DMs. A lot of you would like this and it's like the most fucked up video.

I appreciate that. Keep that coming. This might fit into something we talk about later, but this is like some AI stuff. been filtering in and people really didn't like this. Oh my god. What the hell is that? That is what I think I look like. No, Shane.

That's body dysmorphia as AI. What the hell was that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't really know anything about it. I just, at first I thought it was a real little creature, but obviously it's not. I don't know. I just thought it was kind of weird and interesting. And you liked it.

You told the algorithm. I want more of that. Yeah, I want more. Okay. I don't know if we're going to even be allowed to show this, but this one is another one that really was getting a lot of attention. Okay. And I guess it sort of speaks for itself. Oh.

I don't think we're allowed to show it. Yeah, so we could blur that. What? Why can't you show that? Spence. It looks like Shrek is, Lightning McQueen is grieving over something. And Shrek is, like, kind of crying with him. Like, we'll get through this.

Give him a mug. You're not going to hug him from the front. You don't want to shatter his windshield. Whoa. Yeah, so that was sort of, I was the new sort of lane. It's been taking me down. It's a lot more of some weird AI stuff. But don't worry, there's still a lot of weird sort of fetish adjacent.

I was worried. Hold on. Can you just replay this Shrek one again? I just want to play a song and see if it feels right. Yeah. Come on everyone. It's time for Spencer's likes. This song we're shake, but that's all right.

Yeah, that works. It does work. Wow. Spencer's likes. Oh, God. Is that what? What? Yeah, so this is someone, I think she gets, what?

She likes the feeling of whipped feeling up her nose, maybe? What? What? What? Who's feet around? Oh, no. Spencer. I know, it's weird, right?

No, the way she's like so around, because it's not. Because it's not a whip it. Because it's not a whip it. She's feeling her nose with it. That would really fucking her sinuses. Oh my gosh. She loves it. Oh?

Uh, hold on. Sprague Flan. This is a really interesting guy. So he wears this hat with a bunch of magnets on it. Everywhere he goes. And he's really, he only has like a thousand followers, but he's really interesting. Criminal. Ever since I've been wearing this thing, every time I walk into a room,

all the electronics malfunction I must be absorbing the power because I start to levitate I don't know how to control it yet so I just fly around the room like a fire hose so because of this magnet helmet he has learned how to fly it's interesting to learn that you can fly

from that sort of stuff have you seen him flying yeah for some reason he never films I wonder why I can't imagine It's usually him talking about it. That's funny. I never even thought about that.

Another lane that I think Jared and I share is the interesting musician, Lane. Artist. Creative endeavors. Save your life to Jesus. And stop dreaming about penis. I'd never watch this. This seems a little hurtful to stuff. But, you know, I like.

You know, other stuff. Is that real? Yeah. Is that like a parody? I don't know what it is. I just thought. We should reach out to him to come on the podcast and then surprise him. And you liked that.

I like that. That one was a little just funny. That was just a little silly one. Just a little funny. You know your new brother is gay, right? What? I thought him and Shane were just good friends who lived together. Sorry, Spencer.

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Oh, Spencer. Okay. Hey. What? Spencer. Spencer's likes First of all I have so many thoughts Number one

The dummy looks like Spencer That's crazy Number two The guy, beautiful man Looks like jigsaw From the song movies With a wig Love that

This is a lot I also feel bad That I'm like making fun Of these creators So I'm not making fun I'm admiring Yeah that's how I feel about this Do you know who that's

What's his name? Couldn't tell you Next time I'll poop with that information Down below How do you feel about your new adopted son after the second.

I'm trying to blur this segment away from my mind. Well, we'll leave it there, yeah. Well, a good way to pivot away. Well, actually, first, clap for Spencer's lights. Let us know in the comments. Should we keep going? Or should we stop for Spencer's mental health?

And for our three. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. Trust me. You're not going to want to miss what's about to happen. Because, guys, we've been on for too long. And it is time to kick off. I just pulled my ass.

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Spencer, you told me today that you actually read the rules of cards against humanity and you never had before, and you said they're interesting. Why don't you give us some rules? Yeah. It really pissed me off when I read this. Yeah, so the first rule it tells you is the player who most recently pooped begins as the cards are and must draw a black card. Now, no lying.

If Hugh Jackman is playing, he goes first, regardless of how recently he pooped. What? It's very millennial. I pooped at 12.20. I mean, 12 was like an hour and a half ago. You know. Are you clean?

Oh, yeah. Hopefully. Hopefully. Oh, I'm clean. Did that target story happen right now, right? Is this the meeting? No, no, no. Yeah, the shorts look pretty nice. No, I wore these last time we all saw each other.

Oh, okay, Jared. What's the category? Hey guys, welcome to Chili's. Would you like to start the night off right with? You fill in the blank. Ooh, this is a good one. Man, I've been craving chilies lately. It's the best.

Are we going practical or funny, Jared? What's your vibe? It's up to you. It's up to you. I'm here to serve you. I'm here to serve you. Thanks, Spencer. Hey, guys, welcome to Chili's.

Would you like to start the night off right with off right with boneless buffalo wings? No, seriously? That's an answer. Very literal, very literal. Wow. Very literal. Very literal. Vicki. Would you like to start the night off right with my genitals? I like it. I like it. Great deliver. Love to hear some answers. Would you like to start the night off right with my man meat? Oh, I think I'm dropping a hot duty out of my turdole. Welcome to Chili's. Would you like to start the night off right with boogers. Woo! Always.

Hey guys, welcome to Trillies. What do you like to start the night off right with COVID-19? That's an updated pack. The new strain. Okay. The winner is... What's the price? Oh.

Just so I know what I'm playing for. Nothing. Gotta give it to my genitals. Wow. Finally, I'm winning a game. Yeah. Okay, my category is, what's the most emo? What's the most emo?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Uh-huh. All right. Category is, what's the most emo? I wish there was Shane's hair in 2009. We'll Photoshop it. You know what's emo?

A middle-aged... A middle-aged man on roller skates. Dude, that's the one of the... an hand right there. You know what's the most emo? The sorry excuse for a father. That's not nice. You? Heavy.

You know what's the most emo? A gambling problem. Get help. I was played to you specifically. I have a problem. It's not a problem when I'm winning. You know what's the most emo? Using comedy as a coping mechanism.

Harsh, dude. Hars, dude. True, though. Facts. You know what the most emo? working in an Amazon warehouse. That's hard work, dude. That is fucking emo.

Oh, my God. But thanks for your service. You know what's the most emo? Soft kissy missionary sex. Oh, no. Wow. I'm going to say the most emo is soft kissing. No.

Who's that? Vicky. Vicki. Vicki. Bigger is. Oh my God. She's handing it over and she goes, shoot,

should have used this for something else. Well, that's a good answer for this game and I don't have very good answers. Oh, it's Vicki's turn. Mine was working in an Amazon warehouse, no big deal. It really wasn't. All right, Vicki, what's the category?

That was good, Jared. All right, we're going to go with this question. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming. And I know Spencer's going to have the answer for this. The other mini-game is this make Vicky say something bad. He's not what I was thinking.

I'm deciding which game I have to play. Okay, here you go. All right. What would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Getting cereal killed. Okay. Okay, you got it. Yes.

What would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming, stuffing my p-hole with tic-tac. Okay. That sounds like a Spencer-like. Yeah. All right. What would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Seeing Grandma naked.

Oh. If somebody, okay, I get it. Okay. All right. What would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Not reciprocating oral sense. You got to make them work for the love, you know? I hope there's a good one in the next two.

Oh, somebody is just out to get me. Okay, what would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? The clitoris. Disturring. She owns one. She should read all. Yeah, you're right. Okay, what would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming?

Hot Asian men. Yes. Oh, God. Wait, no, not disturbing. They're so good looking at it. It's disturbing. be honest. Well, I might have to say

hot Asian men. Yeah. That was fine. What's the category, right? 50% of all marriages end in blank. Wow, Jared's really, this is the, my hand was meant for this topic.

All right. Thank you. You're very welcome. Okay, 50% of all marriages end in the miracle of childbirth. Dark. Wow. That's true.

We survive. Okay, 50% of all marriages end in, a three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal. Wow. 50%. He's right accessible, huh? 50% of all marriages end in. Nobody giving a shit about anything anymore. Whoa.

These are really dark. Too real marriages the end. Okay, 50% of all marriages end in complaining. All right, okay, all right. 50% of all marriages end in a pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love. I guess there's a lot of them.

Never heard of it. 50% of all marriages end in a middle-aged man on roller skates. I don't make it back in. Okay, that felt specifically targeted. I've retired. from searching for men on roller skates. But as an homage to that one,

I will select it as the winner. Oh, wow. Wow. Runner up would have been. None. No, I'm just kidding. I was going to say the miracle of childbirth, but then I was like,

I can't play into that. That was more beautiful than anything. True. Yeah. Okay, Chris, what is your category? Next from J.K. Rowling. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Blank. Oh, ooh, I got a good one.

Are all the cards in? Yes. Next from J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter, and the Chamber of an Erection that lasts longer than four hours. Oh. Next from J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of My Fuck Slave Reginals. Hey? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Kanye West. Hey.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Graving My Man by his love handles and fucking his big. ass. Wow. That felt targeted. J.K. She must have been inspired by Club Fat Fat Slug. She must have gone in. She must have gone in. Yeah. Next from J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of A Fartz So Powerful that it wakes the Giants from the thousand-year slumber. Very Harry Potter. That feels like it could be.

Next from J.K. Rowling. Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Confederate Flag also could be um I don't know I either go with the one that's really targeted to me or the one that's mythical a fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand years ago okay okay thank you very much mythical mythical who is the fucking love the scoreboards tied one me one mom one Shane and who else and what's Chris all right Spencer what's the category what's the category Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with Blank. A man on rollerblades.

Oh, if we're going on based on your likes. I feel like this segment's going to ruin my life. I felt the same as we were watching it. I kind of, but, you know, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am a pizza. Random. Awkward. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with the hamburgler. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Hey, you see. I see, this one might have been an Instagram-inspired one. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with German dungeon porn. Wow, some things are good. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with magnets. Oh, that feels unfair. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with flightless birds. Oh, penguins?

I think this is just too random to pass up. Cover myself with Parmesan, cheese, and chili figs because I am pizza. Oh, that isn't something he would like on Instagram. Like a 50-year-old man covering himself as pizza. I almost feel like I should make that for Spencer. You're going to hire, get a casting call for a pizza. I think I'll just do it. I think I'm just going to do it

and post it the same day this podcast goes live. I can't wait. And you have a Patreon you can put that up on. You're worried about what I think of Spencer. Morgan, what's your category? What gives me uncontrollable gas? Can I request

we make Vicky be the judge of one more? I second that. You read it one more time for me. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Dang, if someone has chlorophyll, they win. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Being a motherfucking sorcerer. Okay.

What gives me uncontrollable gas? All the dudes I fucked. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Cuddling. That is a bad moment when you're like skin to skin with someone. When you're the little spoon? Yeah, we knew the little spoon and you feel the bubbles from dinner coming. Oh, it's a nightmare and a half.

I had to. I had to. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Crumbs all over the goddamn carpet. Okay. Oh. Interesting. What gives me uncontrollable gas?

Joe Biden. What gives me uncontrollable gas, the rhythms of Africa? What? Like the music? I'm going with all the dudes I've thought. That makes my fourth call. No, are you a winner? They're signaling each other.

They have to be. There's cheating going on. As they said last night, they share a brain. Yes. I believe that. The theory is that our mom had two brains in the womb to give. Our straight brother got a full brain and we got the other two. Save it for the conspiracy section.

All right, Vicki. Give us a category. One of the black part. Grand finale, real graffodality. What will always get you laid? Oh. Okay. You're not going to make me say something crazy.

Are you, Spencer? No. I would not do that. Is everyone in? Okay, here we go. What will always get you laid? Gossmer stream of giz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air. Okay.

I didn't have a card in mind. It's fun of to see her go through this again. I knew it, Spencer. Okay, what will always get you laid? A super-soaker full of cat pee. Okay. All right. I don't know if it's practical, but it's a good card.

We're getting really close to the next same subject. What will always get you laid? Three ounces of clean urine. A lot of pee. How do you clean the urine? There. No drugs? Yeah.

Hey, at least you can get a job. What will always get you late? Seven dead and three in critical conditions. Oh, God. Sounds like a true crime story. Sounds like a true crime story. Jared's pitching it. It's his.

What will always get you laid? An older woman who knows her way around the penis. Every time. And what will always get you laid? Gay conversion therapy. Oh. Like you're the prize. Wow.

What will always get you late? An older woman who knows her way around the penis. Woo! Wow! That was your winner? Yep. Okay. Well, there we go.

What's the score? Final scores. In third, tried for third place, we have Vicki, Chris, and Shane with one point. Oh. And in coming in second place, we have Morgan with two. Oh. And in first place, runaway, Victor, we have Ryland with four points. Wow.

I would like to thank everyone who's gotten me to this moment. I gave birth to you. Thank you. You're welcome. And you're getting KFC as the prize. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed watching Ryland win and the Adams family. Honestly, really conquering.

Yeah, really seems odd. Really odd. Strange. Really confusing. We're going to take a quick little break. And when we come back, it's not just going to. conspiracy time. It's also true crime time. Strapped in, ladies. We're getting

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I won't. I refuse to get all worked up and hot and bothered. It's not worth my time or my energy or my empty space. This is fun because we have your whole family here. Well, not your whole family, but we have a big majority of the atoms here plus Spencer. And we can see if it's in your DNA to see the wrong thing. I'm excited. Well, you know what's interesting?

is when we rode the roller coasters you two were sickened and enjoyed the same ones and us too like the same ones and hate the same ones. Yeah, that happened to every time we loved one, YouTube brothers hated it. Yeah. Yeah. And I was... So we were right. And they were wrong.

Yeah. This is tracking. Yeah, it's making sense to me. Oh my God. Okay. This is actually submitted by one of the podcast viewers which makes it even more exciting because what if our podcast viewer causes us to have a big fight? That's fun. That's amazing.

Okay, so Elyas sent this in, and she put as the subject, New Dress, The Notebook. Hey, guys, this dress has been an ongoing argument on the podcast. So I'd like to present a picture I took myself of my notebook in class today. My friends see it one way. I see it another way, and I would love to know what you guys think. I'm going to show you a picture of Elyas Notebook, and you guys, and also you in the comments, let us know, what do you see?

Whoa. Just the color of it? Yeah, what are the two colors of this notebook? Pink and white. Pink and pink. Wait, what is the- Yeah, I see pink and white. What else is there to see?

Yeah, I see pink and white. I see pink or a peach or a pink and white. Okay, I see pink and white. Do we also pick and white? Oh my God, thank. It's a miracle. But when I saw this picture earlier, I saw the other option. Okay, I will say on my phone, it looks a lot different than it does on the TV that I'm airplaying it.

What are you gonna say? Teal? I feel like everything that we see that's pink, you try to say. to convince me is too. No, I see pink and white, but she said that her friends see teal and gray, and she sees pink and white.

And it's caused fights in the friend group. What? But like, I can kind of see where they're coming from, but it's clearly pink and white. It's a very dull pink, but I could see like, no, I can't see it.

It's pink and white. Oh, my God. What a miracle. This has never happened with us. Not with the shoes. Never. This is big. Thank you, Elia, for bringing us back.

Okay. Okay, so we have never got more emails about literally anything than we did about this. Guys, KFC is doing some crazy shit. So KFC put out a commercial. I don't think it's in America. I think it was in the UK. And a lot of people are freaking out about it. They think it's them trying to tell us something.

They think there's some subliminal messages. I don't know. To me, it looks pretty clear what's going on. Watch this brand new KFC commercial. What is happening? What is happening? This is shot really well. It is.

Is this just AI? No, this is like a real ad. It does make you one fried chicken, though. Does it? What is happening? Oh, she's frying him. I feel like they were baptizing. No way.

What? That makes me never want to eat chicken again. Is that actually something they put out? Yeah. Yeah. Legally, I don't know, but I think so. Yeah, it is. Did they generate that with AI? I don't think so. I think that's a real commercial.

Are they admitting to like putting human in their chicken? That's what gets a little confusing, because that's what all the emails were saying. Hey, Shane, they're confirming that it's cannibalism. And then a lot of people are saying that there's been people predicting for years that at some point we're going to start to eat people and it's going to be normalized. And maybe the media is going to start to put things out to normalize it so that when it does happen in 30 years, Everybody's like, well, yeah, we, you know, they eat people in movies, so let's eat people in real life. I'm not saying to do that. Did you ever see Soylent Green?

There was a whole movie about it. Yes. And supposedly that was predictive programming to get us ready for this next evolution of fast food. What if KSC stands for Kentucky Fried Cannibalism? Oh. I actually think that the boy that we saw in the beginning is really a chicken. And that's why he looks at the chicken and the chicken says, do this. And then we see him as a human, but it's a chicken.

chicken all along. Oh. But then very M. Knight Shammelon. Does that mean they're all chickens or he was the chicken hiding? That's for you to decide. Wow. So there you guys go. Cannibalism right out in the open.

Not even a secret anymore. I supposedly the elites of the world do eat people. So, like what part? What part? And what is chef's recommendation? Is it medium rare? I think, yeah, with any kind of meat, especially a human, which is like, Are we red meat?

We have to be. I heard it cooks similar to pork. Oh. I'm made of pork. Yeah. I thought it was like bad for. Of course Spencer would have an answer to that. I want to be a big juicy steak if I'm anything.

Oh, you're waggoose, sweetie. Especially when Shane and Ryan are paying, yeah. I remember hearing about a guy in Germany who like cut a chunk out of his leg and cooked it because he was so interested in it. Ew. But it's kind of victimless of you. You know what that sounds like to me? Spencer's like.

He must be liking something if he knows we taste like pork. Well, speaking of fast food places, doing some very unsettling, creepy things. This next one is wild. We got a lot of emails about this. Can I just add? What? I did feel like they were doing something suspicious last time I went to KFC. They wouldn't like Chris and I filmed.

They said, cameras down. And then they made us leave the parking lot, and they were like, you go. That's true. And I didn't know if it was because I'm hard to be around. Or if it's. It's a policy because they're frying people in the back. Right, right. Uh-huh, yeah.

Yeah, you never know. You never know. Oh, man. Well, Taco Bell, as you guys know, have... It's delicious. Delicious. And they have special Mountain Dew flavors that appear every once in a while. Not delicious.

They... What? Baja Blast? You're crazy. All the variations we try, Chris, are... Oh, but the regular Baja Blast. Baja Blast is a cultural phenomenon? For who?

The world? The culture? Thank you. Baja Blas is incredible. You're literally wrong. And now they have a brand new flavor called Baja Midnight. Now I know what you're thinking. Okay, great.

Just another Mountain Dew flavor. Who cares? But this started going viral. We got a lot of emails about it. Check out the Mountain Dew theory. Yet again, the Mountain Dew conspiracy continues. You guys, they just announced that they have a new flavor coming out called Baja Midnight. Now, I've never seen this, but Taco Bell, who is exclusively releasing this, did a TED Talk style event announcement.

announcing it. Bell's first ever new flavor of Baja Blast. Baja Blast. Why weren't we invited to them? Now, what does this mean, you ask? So whenever they do a big push on a flavor like this, history has shown us something is about to happen. Now, last year when I showed you guys the flavor pitch black, we had the biggest IT blackout of all time. Not to mention, we had infinite swirl come out last year, and then we had all those crazy hurricanes and tornadoes.

Also, I called this one last year where we had Star Spangled splash flavor and the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse and guess who wrote the Star Spangled banner? Francis Scott Key. Now, this new flavor, Baja Midnight, could be referring to something like this like the witching hour, which is at 12 o'clock.

And the fact that Taco Bell is exclusively releasing this doesn't help as well because that definitely looks like a serpent's eye. And the fact that you can see three sixes in the bell right there, six, six. Wait, hold up. That witching hour theory just kind of came together right now. Now, my last Mountain to do video wing. Okay.

This guy smoked a little too much part. Here's the thing. You know what, listen, shout out to him for finding all those connections. Yeah, man. Did he find connections or did he make connections that don't really make sense? We need to hire him for the podcast. I mean, yes. Hey, man, I need Mountain doing the thumbnail.

Can you figure out a conspiracy? That's genius. Now, listen, this has gone wild, and it's not just him. supposedly Mountain Dew has released like Code Red like all these big flavors and every time a flavor comes out something bad happens or something in the news something bad happens every day I'm I'm just playing devil's advocate it's like if we're saying no no go on I'm interested okay so I don't know is this true is it not I don't know but Mountain do doesn't make your dick small and it's delicious I just love the idea that there's

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Because the story of how they caught him was he was in New York, shot the CEO, escaped, and they caught him in a McDonald's in Pennsylvania somewhere. And supposedly they caught him because he was recognized by one of the other people working there, and then they alerted the employee and the employee called the cops. But the story gets a little hazy. It's like, especially if you look at the pictures of him in the McDonald's, I don't know what we have enough, but like he was wearing a full mask, Beanie and supposedly they recognize him from his eyebrows and that just I don't know that didn't like a lot of this

whole theory where like how do you just recognize you recognize this random killer from his eyebrows from like one other picture of him like at a Starbucks it was like this really bare thread of connection so the theory is that the government is essentially tapped into a lot of cameras and systems that they're not telling us they're tapped into so they think because you know McDonald's they have those big screens those self yeah like text screens that they have cameras watching yeah and so the theory is that somehow they were using they're monitoring essentially using like facial recognition technology for like

self check out at the grocery store stuff check it at CVS like all these things have just cameras and they're watching it's right in your face and so the theory is that there's like bigger technology to like track everybody because it did like none of the things that made sense there was a $60,000 reward for someone who alerted to his capture

no one's claimed it honestly an incredible use of technology if they're searching for somebody if there's an alert I know here's the okay here's my thing because I didn't even think about this until right now. The whole self-checkout thing, like when that came around when we were like, I don't know, 12 or something in the grocery store, they started having self-checkouts

and they were encouraging people to use them. Use a self-checkout, use self-checkout. So your thought would be, oh, they're doing this because they want to slowly fire people and have to pay less people. But that's not true. The self-checkout, literally, there's people there helping you with it

because they always go wrong. They don't save time. They break all the time. Every single time I use the self-checkout is fucking broken and employees to come over and help me figure it out. So I was like, okay, so that starts taking over. Now, recently, I would say in the last couple years, maybe, every fast food place we've gone into, it's all self-checkout.

There's not even somebody at the counter, the Taco Bell, the McDonald's. Like, they encourage you to use that big screen, and even that fucks up all the time. And then somebody has to come out and help you with it. So it's like, why are they making everything self-checkout? Is it because they want cameras right up against your face at all times? That's crazy. Yeah, and I think like the facial recognition technology, I think is a big, like, casinos have that technology.

Like, when you go in a casino in Vegas, like, they immediately know who you are. They can search you. Like, blah, blah, it's like instant. And so I feel like it's not that far-fetched, like, allegedly. Assume that, like, the government has some sort of system like this going on and that they're just trying to cover it up with a story because, like, they don't want it. They don't want it to be like, yeah, we're tracking you all the time. You know, they already went through that once and everyone freaked out and then became a whole thing.

It kind of makes sense that this would be the next evolution of it, because even in the Gabby Petito documentary, they narrowed down their search. area based on a regular security camera of her leaving a Whole Foods. Right. And so if they had done self-checkout, I mean, who would have knows if they would have gotten sooner? Sooner. And here's the thing.

It's great to catch murderers using, you know, things like that. Like, that's great. But what else are they using it for? Having cameras on us. I mean, catching another criminal. He was a criminal, right? At the airport? I mean, there's been a couple movies to talk about that.

Isn't there one of the fast and furious? The whole thing is there's something called God's Eye, which is connected to every. camera every like stereo transmitter in the world so if you have even a sample of someone's voice it'll search for that and then the second it finds it it'll tell you exactly where they are or even the batman movie the last batman was about the same thing and they're everywhere now so predictive programming it's all in fast and furious guys the whole all the truth of everything all the mountain deuce oh yeah oh yeah for sure wow and i saw something yesterday where they're

working on a way to incorporate AI into your Wi-Fi router to where it can scan your whole house and see where you are at all time. AI has turned every Wi-Fi router into a camera that can work in the dark, specially tuned for tracking living beings. Oh, wait, is that crazy? Mountain Dew, midnight, the dark night, Batman. Make a TikTok.

A dick, Jared, you would kill it on TikTok. You would. You could do what this guy does. Half the time you confidently make things up. Oh, I think you could go viral. Just spread misinformation on TikTok. That's what it's for. Yeah.

Okay, well, speaking of fast food theories, this one I'm so excited about because Spencer actually tried it out for us. That's right. So, there is a theory that has gone viral that if you, okay, so when you order Chipotle on the app, you have to put your name, right? Yeah. Well, supposedly, if in the name section you put, load it up, they will give you way more food in your bowl. So Spencer had an idea. He ordered on the app and put Loaded Up, and then he also ordered one with just his name Spencer. and we're going to weigh them and see if this is a theory that actually works.

What happens if everyone starts putting their name is loaded up and then all the to-go orders have the same name? How's anyone going to find their food? Oh my God, you're right. Listen, I feel like if I was an employee at one of these restaurants, if somebody wrote loaded up, I would do them right. Oh, yeah. I just would.

You would triple-dipper them. I'd be like, come on, why not? Well, I never dooredash Chipotle because they always make it stingy with the portions. If you door-dash it, you have to go in and make it. sure that they're giving you it's like watching someone while they're doing their job they're always going to do it better yeah okay so this one is just spencer wamp i'm sorry there we go this is just spencer oh 36.2 ounces wow okay very nice that's a lot how many pounds that's 2.25 pounds are you serious yep if you were to consume that two pounds would you be

two pounds heavier. Yes. And if you weighed 200 pounds, you'd be 2% burrito. Think about it. But that's a bowl. Oh my God. Okay. Unbelievable. This is a load this thing up. Wow. Your arm's trembling. It feels heavy. Does it? So what was the other one? 36.2. 36.2. Okay. Load this thing up. Oh. 36.9. They hooked it the fuck up. Oh, wins, a wins, a win.

Yeah. Okay. Loaded out. It's not heavy to me. It fell heavier. Have you ever seen my tattoo, Spencer? You what? Oh.

No. Oh. Wait, really? Big reveal. What are you about to do? Oh, wow. Read it out loud. Cheapole.

And what did that get you? Nothing. She didn't even get a free card. Do they do those anymore? They, like, retweeted her and still still didn't give you anything. No way. At that time, they were just handing out lifetime cards.

Yeah, I remember, yeah. I wanted that so bad when people were getting. I will say with this theory, I went in for the second one. I probably should have done both online. Because we know, as we've proven, they give you less online. So maybe this is a way to offset the, like, online. Oh, Spencer. Maybe it's like they just give you a normal amount instead of giving you less.

Load the same. Maybe the employee just hated you. Maybe she had an ex-name Spencer or something. Did an X name load this thing up? It's like the conspiracy. If you got in order, they said, load it up, wouldn't you be like, oh, oh, oh. This was good, Spencer, and I liked the dedication. Yeah, good job. She should have done you better.

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Learn more at honda.com slash CRV. The Chipotle over the KFC. You get whatever you want. It would be a true crime if you couldn't. Oh, Jared, that was good. Okay, Jared, you have two theories. And you said, okay, so first of all, I don't know if you guys know about this, but the pyramid shit is going crazy right now. Oh, yeah.

Supposedly they found structures underneath the pyramids. It's insane. And I was talking to you about it and you were like, that's pretty fucking crazy, but also side note dolphins. And I was like, what? And you're like, the dolphins theory goes fucking crazier. I could do both. I think the dolphin one is pretty important, but we can start with the pyramids real quick. So we can get that out of the way.

Okay, yeah, yeah. It's only possibly the biggest discovery in our whole lifetime is that all. help us shape our understanding of our ancestors. Right. So as far as the pyramids, what happened is there is a project called the Carfoo Project, and their whole thing is just studying the pyramids, trying to figure it out. I mean, we've been trying to figure out who built the pyramids, how they built the pyramids for thousands of years now.

So a couple months ago, they have a technology, which is underground sonar radar system, which historically has never been a reliable form of how to figure out what's underground but they have a new one that uses tomography Doppler in order to put these rods underground so underground they have this rod that's measuring the vibrations and just like bats or dolphins that use sonar they put out a sound and they wait for how long it takes to come back they're able to map up to like five kilometers underground in very wide areas and it looked as though there was like pillars with maybe things wrapped around them but they at first were like I think it's just a little bit of noise in the image.

We don't really know exactly what we're looking at. So they repeated this a few different times. So they kept doing the experiment and they kept coming up with the same results. So what they're seeing is these huge pillars that go, and there's like eight of them underneath the pyramid, that go two kilometers down, which is like a mile. So it's crazy to think these huge, probably 20 foot wide cylinders going all the way down. And then they have what appears to be metal coils going all the way up. And at the bottom is either a room or just a humongous, large piece of concrete or limestone. But the first thing they thought is, well, these coils and these cylinders are actually gathering energy from underground.

And they're pushing it up into the pyramid. And the limestone was actually used in order to encapsulate that energy. And because it was on top of the ground, what if it was able to send a vibration through these pillars into like the whole country possibly on a. a certain frequency that was able to, like, raise the consciousness of human beings, because if you raise your vibration, you raise your consciousness levels, which makes a lot of sense because even, like, Nikola Tesla, he once said that 369 is essentially the secret to the universe, and the frequency of the gods is 9-63, and I believe that's what the pyramids were emitting worldwide. So just to say, but now, dolphins. Wait, is that why that yin-yang-twing song is like,

369 Ames five One more time Don't ever get low Under the pyramid See? To the window Are there windows in the pyramid?

No They are sweat-trip Your rapper voice is alarming It's the same for every one of them too I know, thank you Okay, sorry, sorry Dolphins So in the 1960s there was a scientist slash doctor named John Lilly,

and he actually got backing from NASA for this. He believed that interspecies communication was going to be the next breakthrough in science, which basically we could talk to animals. And he claimed that dolphins were the smartest beings on the planet. They're smarter than humans. At one point in life, they're going to rule us all. They'll have a seat in the Congress, all that good stuff. So he got funding, and what they did is they took a house on the coast of Florida,

and they flooded it and opened up the bottom portion so they can allow seawater to come in and get fresh water every day. They put dolphins in there and they had three female dolphins originally and then they got a male dolphin named Peter and there was a woman named Margaret who came as an assistant to John Lilly and this guy was fucking out there. You know what I'm saying? He's actually the guy that invented. Do you guys know what sensory deprivation tank is? Yeah. So he invented those. he was super into that stuff.

And so Margaret was in charge of being able to communicate with Peter. So every day, all she would do is like, hi Peter, hi Peter, hi Peter. Until like Peter says something back. And there's like audio of the dolphin going, hi, Margaret, hi, Margaret. No. Like, it's like pretty fucking eerie. Margaret, Margaret, no, just, Margaret. Like, it gets kind of close to sound.

like a human but the problem is these dolphins were all approaching puberty so once peter hit puberty he was super horny all the time and it was getting in the way of them being able to actually get their studies done relatable you know and then the project went on for like a couple of years i mean john lilly got all super into lSD so he was injecting himself with lSD and he would go into the sensory deprivation tank and this like spirit guide would just keep telling him that he needs to communicate with these dolphins. So he actually injected the women dolphins with LSD thinking that would like put them on the same brainwave,

but it just made them depressed and like they were never the same. But it's a crazy story though. Yeah, what's the theory? I mean, well, it ain't really a theory. It's just this guy, well, this guy believed that dolphins were the next genius species that would take over the planet. So he wanted to be the one to break contact with them, like a fifth contact or fifth element type situation.

It is a thing where dolphins will try to have sex to people. Very sexually aggressive, dolphins. That sounds like something to anchor, man. Well, speaking of things that are true crimes. Vicky, what's your true crime story? Well, it's about a retired couple that buy a yacht to spend their retirement years. They go on numerous adventures. They had their boat docked when it was docked in Newport Beach.

And then they would go all over into Mexico and everything and take this shot. out and they had it for quite a few years and they loved it and they ended up having their first grandson and they find that out and they decide they want to give up the yacht and start to be on land to spend time with the new grandson. Yeah. So and I would do the same thing, right? I wouldn't want to yeah. So anyways, so they list the yacht for sale for $485,000 and they put it in there and it doesn't take long before you know it they have a couple interested in the yacht and so the couple comes over to the yacht to check it out and it's a kind of a younger couple they have a baby and the mom is pregnant so and this is skylard d leon and jennifer which really makes the hawks the the

couple that have the yacht um it's jacky and thomas hawks with an s now keep that in mind for later So they come to see the yacht and they make the offer And they even offer to buy $50,000 of personal goods as well So they feel really good about it And the reason the Hawks felt so good about this couple Is because they came with their baby And with the mom being pregnant That just gave them comfort

I guess Thomas Hawks was a previous probation officer And so he was a little leery at first until they came in person, then he thought, wow, this is a cute family. And, you know, he kind of wondered about where they got the money. But Schuyler D. Leon claims that he was a former child actor on the Power Rangers. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, and he, you know, and that's where he got his money.

And that's how he's paying for this yacht. So, and then the D. Leons, they decide, though, that they want, they request to go on a sea trial. is what they're calling it. They want to go out and test the waters. They want to go out and take the yacht out with them. They all want to go together. So they take your around Newport Harbor girl and let's wrap it up. Yep.

I'm saying, I'm not going out to deep sea with you, Zygos. Sorry. They really did. They went out to the deep seas and they never come back. The hawks never come back. And so they have a few friends, of course, and they start realizing where is Jackie and Thomas? Where are they at? And so they have a friend named Chandler that decides he's going to figure out where his friends are.

And really, he couldn't find them, but he goes out to the yacht. He investigates and he finds an ink pad and some receipts that's kind of tucked in between some seats. And he realizes the receipt is for bleach, which would be something to clean up, garbage bags, and even Tums. They figure he needed Tums too after he did all this. settle his stomach. Yeah. So, you know, he still doesn't know what happens. So he goes out and he calls the police and gets some detectives going. And the detectives realize the people that bought the yacht are this cute couple. And so they start questioning Skyler and Jennifer. And they can't really find anything that isn't good because all the paperwork, they have all the

cell paperwork and they have everything all notarized. And they even have a document saying that the rest of their estate will be left to this couple. And that makes detectives think, well, there is just something not right here. So they go ahead and they keep investigating, they keep investigating. And what happens to is they also go out and they tell people, we're looking for their SUV. And so they have this on TV all over the place. Right now, our focus is on locating them and also the vehicle that they own, this 1990 at Honda CRV with an Arizona license place.

And all of a sudden they do get a tip from Mexico. And it's a guy in Mexico, and he says, I have a car right here. A friend gave it to me. And so they go down there and they realize it is really the Hawks SUV that they've been looking for. And it turns out this is an old surfing buddy of Skyler. So he lets them know that it's Skyler. So they go back to Skyler and they're like, you know, this is just not panning out now because somehow you gave their car away.

Well, they left their belongings to me. but they're going, no, this just isn't panning out. So they go back to the documents, and they realize that one of them where Jackie Hawk's signs, she only signed Hawk. But she left the S off of some of them. So it only said Hawk. So they feel like Jackie tried to leave a sign,

but they find out, too, that Skylar D. Leon and his wife, Jennifer, in debt up to $85,000 in debt, so they don't even have the money to buy the shot. And they also realize they're living in a converted garage into an apartment at Jennifer's mom's house. So, you know, more and more, they realize it's Skyler and Jennifer. Well, Skyler gets convicted first, so he gets in trouble and he ends up going to prison. And then she goes also into prison. And the murder that they did, too, to these people when it finally comes out is horrifying.

They really did just torture them, had them chained up, and they found. forced him to do all the signatures and everything. Were her kids on with them? I believe so. Now, that could be different. So that's kind of what happens. Then at the end of the story, what they say on the documentary is that they were pulling up the anchor and they knew the sound of the anchor and what it sounded like. So they knew the anchor was coming up and they knew that they had dropped one anchor, right?

So they pretty much tied them up with the anchor and dropped them. by Catalina Island is what they said in the deepest part of the Pacific. What freaking psychopaths while she was pregnant? She was, I think she, I bet she was on the yacht because she was doing the sea trial. What a tragedy. Yeah, never forget. Psychop killers are among us. True crime story.

That is wild. Yeah. Thank you. You got me shook. Thank you. Well, speaking of. Yeah, let's just. Yeah, let's just get your recap.

Speaking of killer segments, because you kill it. Thank you. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylans recap. Another episode of an Adamsfield, Shane Dawson podcast.

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