The Shane Dawson Podcast - Ghost Hunting Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: October 27, 2024

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That's aura.com slash control. The theory is that he preserved his dead daughter's body and has it as the thing. That was in the 30s. Can you do, man? Wait, I have to know. Oh, my God. Oh.

Look at the hand. Oh, my God. Oh, whoa. It's scary. It's scary. I am not looking at it anymore. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Paranormal edition.

Was Beetlejuice so popular? He made a comeback? What's going on? Well, we're actually also going to be doing a Big Brother episode today. Lizzie is back. She is here, ready to come. Pete. We put this on hold for you. No, you did not. Of course we did. But that's so nice. Yes. And also by popular demand, Beetlejuice is now replacing Chris in the house.

Whoa. America's favorite. Who the fuck is Chris? Oh my God. Like for real though. Okay, yes. Later in the episode, we will be talking about some paranormal conspiracies. I text you guys and I was like, okay, I'm going to do like a ghost episode, paranormal. I want to talk about spooky things. And you guys came through. You guys said you had stories. Lizzie has a story that's so crazy that she started telling me, and I was like, stop, save it. It's true. I know all of you want your paranormal story from this guy, wearing a crop top with lips on it.

Okay, listen, the outfits are a little all over the place because this was supposed to be, is this Halloween? Oh, this is the Halloween episode. Oh, wow. Yeah, so we will be getting to Big Brother and conspiracies. But first, Jim, how are you? We haven't talked to you for a second. I'm good. You know, I'm loving the outfit first off.

Thank you so much. This is a look for me. It's beautiful. But yeah, just, you know, I've been doing my thing, been busy, hanging out. But all in all, very good. All right, all right. I'm really happy for you. Thank you for the update.

No, of course. Thank you so much for asking. You're welcome. But I would say, not to say it's bigger, but it's different. Lizzie had a baby. Oh, my God. What is going on? I don't know.

It feels like I was a while ago now, but I did do, I did have one, a baby. Yes. I had it. It came out of me. It did. Yeah. It was a lot, right? You've talked about the experience.

Oh, yeah, I've talked about it. I've shared about it. It was a bummer, but there were good points. Okay. Yeah, there were some really good points. Like, I loved getting to see Joe see the baby for the first time. That was really sweet. And Joe, for some reason, immediately started humming when the saints come marching in.

Oh. And I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Wow. It was really weird. I was like, not, like, don't be afraid if you're pregnant and having a baby or if you have to have a C-section. Like, not all of them go this way. But I was flopping, like, a fish out of water. on the table while they were cutting the open

and Joe was just holding the baby and you're like, mm-hmm, this is a literal it was nuts. It was definitely very nuts. Check out the sip if you haven't yet or Lizzie's pregnancy. That's really where she gets into it, yeah.

But do you want to give us just a quick breakdown of why you were flopping around like a fish? Yeah, so I had my last checkup and at the last checkup this bitch actually. Not blame the birth on me. No, it's probably Ryland's fault. So Ryland sent me a text message that, like, made my heart rate spike, and so my blood pressure was up, and then it was immediately normal.

But because it was, I just misread a text message. He was being funny, but it looked very formal. Oh, wow. And I was like, oh, my God, is he, like, actually mad at me? But he wasn't. It was a joke. I just didn't get it. So he basically put me into labor early.

Early. And then while I was being monitored, they discovered that the baby's heart had an arrhythmia, which just, meant that it wasn't in a normal pace. And so everybody just said, let's induce her, let's get the baby out. And then the inductions didn't work. And the heart kept decelerating. And then at Kaiser, the doctor's shift change all the time. And so I had, I just realized this because my doula came over the other day.

And she's like, so just so you know, like that doctor was bat shit crazy. And the first time I heard the deceleration, I thought, we should probably ask for a C-section. And I immediately stepped out and started talking to the doctor about the C-section possibilities. And they came back in, we had a whole conversation. And I said, fuck it, let's do it. Let's, instead of having an emergency scenario, like, let's do the C-section now. Doctor shift change. Crazy doctor comes in, talks me out of the C-section.

She's like, let's do a bunch of other fucked-up shit. And I was like, okay, yeah, let's do. So I was flopping because, number one, I think. Okay, you weren't flopping. No, no, no, I mean, I was flopping. Like, I was, yeah. Well, yeah, they were shooting adrenaline into her. Yeah, so they kept giving me.

these drugs that were putting the baby in distress and then they would give me other drugs to sort of try to counteract those drugs which was just awful and I don't do any drugs like I'm a sober person so I had a really horrible reaction to all the drugs my body so I was like this the whole time and um shaking and delivery is normal the flopping was not super normal and the thing that was really awful about that is you're on a very skinny table for a C-section and your arms are out oh my God and they didn't put my arms down so my arms were just like, like, one of those guys in front of a car sales place? A wacky inflatable wiggler? Yeah, I was like, can I hold my hands to my chest? They're like, no. And I was like, okay, could we like tie them down or something? And they were like, uh-uh. And I was like, I really think we should.

Like, this doesn't seem like a good time for this. And then Joe was having when the Saints come right to you, which was a nightmare. Okay. And a lot of more horrible things later, the baby came. Yeah. So that was awful. It's just enraging because if they would have just given the C-Syservoir. section when she had given the green light, it would have avoided an emergency C-section altogether,

but he's here and happy. Oh, my God. So it was a nightmare, but there are some really beautiful parts. Like, my son's hair is really good, and we all thought I was going to have a bad hair baby. He really does have a beautiful head of hair. Thank you so much. For real. Well, I can't believe you're here right now.

Yeah. Oh, it was a bummer. It was definitely a bummer, but I am really good at disassociating. Oh. Yeah. And she's in therapy. And they're paying for it. Ooh.

Good. Oh, my God. So congratulations on all of that. Sorry, sorry. No, we're so. No, childbirth is beautiful. No, we're so happy. Are you going to do it again?

Yeah, well, that was the one thing I was thinking on the table. I was like, well, I can't do this again. And then I was like, no, fuck that. They're not taking that for me. Yep. That was the last one. That was crazy. And I'm so happy you're okay.

And your baby is beautiful. I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, he's very good. And he's cute. And his heart's fine. There's nothing wrong with his heart. Oh, my gosh. Well, congratulations.

I don't know how to transition. So I'm just going to go to the next... Just do it. Okay, Spencer went to a flea market, which I didn't say. Woo! Yay! Yes! Some would say gave birth to content.

Yes, exactly. How was it? So I was very excited when I heard that you guys were taking Spencer on, like, a yard sale trip. You guys can check out the video, right? There's two videos. Yes. But I'm going to say, my favorite video from you guys, it was good. Wow.

It was very entertaining. Screaming, Walrus, walking down. Walking around. He's saying walrus, walrus, which out of context makes no sense, but it was good. Who got walrus?

Do you guys have any walrus items? Walrus items? Well, and the place was huge. I mean, I feel like just walking around, I think we were there for like four hours. It was a long, a long time. Yeah, I was sweating profusely by the end of it.

But you know, Spencer, great student in negotiations. By the end of it, I actually felt bad like you were taking people for their money. Oh, but you did great, and you got a lot of cool stuff. The first time, I had a great time to you all I said. It was so much fun hanging out with you guys there.

But the first booth that we went and got something, the guy, I like, he said a price of the guy's like, what about this? And I said, okay. And Jared was telling me on his face, like, what the hell? He was like, no, no, no, no. We had to go through that little road bump up. You know what I mean? So, so disappointed in the lack of negotiation.

And we got some great deals. Oh, I also had bad news. You know, remember that ashtray I got? Oh, no. Broke immediately as soon as I got. What do you mean? It broke? Like, did you break it or did it break?

Um, both. I had it in a plastic bag and I like He just threw it to the corner No that was one of the favorite things I got And I put it on a table And you know when you put something on the table And you like turn away and it's just like slowly slides off And I just like I just like watch it as it slit off

And it just hear it like it shattered into like 500 pieces Wow Should we just jump right into Big Brother? Yes. Oh my gosh I can't wait to see what's been being prepared for by Sandra Yaw Sandra the Yaw Well you know what? I won't mess it up.

So look, I told you guys, I was going to give? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you posted the photos of us from the true crime podcast, and I was trying to look very, you know, serious. Yeah, yeah. But somebody said, that's cute, Sandy. I don't believe it for a second.

Like, you're so sweet. So I told Jared on the way here, like, I'm going to be very multile. What is it? Multi-dimensional. And I'm going to be, like, really mean or, you know, like, give a mean face every now. I think what's charming about you is that you're sweet. Like, I wish I wasn't a bitch. No, I can do it.

No, oh, that was, that was terrifying. I know you can do it. I'm just saying it's, it's refreshing that your natural state isn't mean, like some of us. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. You just threw Lizzie in there. I'm only mean to babies with bad hair.

If any demographic really deserves it. You're bad hair babies. Babies with bad hair. This is a fair point. Really quick, I just need Beetlejuice. Give us a life update for you. Sorry, I forgot to ask you. I mean, things have been going well.

My movie's like. number one at the box office I think we've been killing it I want to make another one I'm talking about it a lot also I realize if you watch the first movie my voice is way higher it was more like this and then in the cycle I don't know what happened there but anyways yeah you kind of look like the Joker a little bit that movie flopped so I'm offended by that that's a bitch-ass clown and I'm doing it right so I like this side of it's everyone's mean today wow mean edition I caught it. I saw it. It was good. It was strong. I was troubling.

I'm trying. You know, well, we're going to take a quick little break. When we come back, all these dumbasses are going to be competing for this stupid prize. See you soon or not. Fuck it. This just became wrestling. Listen, brothers. I'm going to come home and fuck your mother. Whoa. Which might also be my mother if we're all brothers.

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Thank you, Rock of Money. All right, enjoy the rest of the episode. Bye. Okay. And can I just say, you guys look really good, but it's just really funny that I got you a Julie Chen wig, but you already have like black hair. Yeah, I don't know. It's a little bit. I mean, you look good though.

Thank you. I think it might keep his wig. I love the, yeah, I love the bank. Yeah. How do I look? You look like you had a rough last month. You remind me of the wrestler China. Oh my God, rest in peace.

Rest and peace. In honor of her, that's how you look. Thank you. Her hairstylist didn't show up today. I thought you kind of looked like the malignant character. Well, he looks like Tommy Wiesel a little bit, too. The guy who directed the room like his son. We're separating these comparisons from Julie.

No, you're a cutie boy. You don't look like malignant. I feel bad now. Okay. So if you're wondering why we have two Jules, don't worry. That will be revealed in the twist. But first, why don't we take a look back at what happened in the last episode? I'm the new H-O-H.

I'm putting the showman's on the block. Hold on. Get your row. Jared, I nominate you. And Sandy, I nominate you. Oh, my God. Is it? It's the golden power of Vito.

Oh! I have decided not to use the power of veto on Sandy. I'm using it on Jerry. Hello. Thank you. The house guests will be evicted. from the house by a vote of two to one is sandy oh i'm julie chen muvez and may the lord and also with you julie good evening and welcome back to big brother this week's twist is double trouble

today we'll have two julies for the price of one this week for our head of household competition we're playing grower coded. There are hidden messages all around us, but we asked AI to show us the code of our podcasts. I'm going to show you three separate panels, marked A, B, and C. When you think you found the word hidden in the code, buzz in. And if you're correct, you'll win a point.

The winner after seven rounds will become the head of household. I can't wait to see what happens in the end of this segment. Good job, you guys. Okay. This game, let me just say. So this is from the actual Big Brother. This is a new game. You're going to love this because we played it the other night.

But play along with us. You will get sucked into it. We were playing hard. It was really fun. And also, if you check under that bear, there are printed out. Don't look at them yet, but grab the paper, but don't look at it. This is a good production. I was just about to complain that I couldn't see the TV so it wasn't fair.

Thank you. I was surprised. Ryland was just about to complain. Me? Is everybody ready? Yes. Okay, Julie, take it away. All right.

First round? Oh, I can't even... Is it happening? Let's see it. Begin. Oh, I'm too stupid for this game. Oh, my God. I can't really see the TV.

I literally don't see anything for it. We have one. I think it's in A, and I think it's the word farmer. Let's see. If he's correct. I see it, too. Oh, I got it. We have.

Oh, I didn't know what I was doing. I was making my eyes blurred. I would have looked at that all day and never found anything. Yeah. It'll get easy. You'll start really figuring it out. You guys, let's speed it up. next time.

I love me and Julie. Are we ready for round two? Yes. Oh, they're already looking. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's upside down, you fuckers. Where is the word?

Oh, my God. Is it there? I want to give somebody else a chance, but. Damn, Shane. Did you make these? No. Okay, it's in B, and it's grown. We have.

I still don't see. Another winner. Wow. I'll calm down. Don't calm down. Don't calm down. You let your shine, shine. I don't want to be the H-O-H.

I want a lot of my hands. Round three. Showing now. Where is the word? No way. Come on, somebody else. Somebody else. Come on.

Quadra-C. Ferrup booder. And just to note to the people in the corner, if there's not a number written at the top, it's probably an extra copy. So it's not going to be the right one. That's not. What are we going to be on?

We should be on four. Okay. Everyone ready for round four? Yes. Begin the search. Please God. Where is the word? We have one.

Quadrant B. Cuck. Correct. I still don't see it. Wow, this is so much harder in real life than it is on the game. When I'm sitting on the couch, I'm like, you fucking idiot. And that I'm playing, and I'm like, oh. Let's continue.

Round five. Begin. Where is the word? Where is the word? Where is the word? Really was he? What? Tip?

And what quadrant? Oh, quadrant C? No tip? Because you guys don't tip people? Correct. Don't see you guys. Just Spencer. Sorry, because Spencer's a tizzy tipper.

That's not true, but the narrative's really gotten away from me. And he sometimes tips, okay? He sometimes tips. I mostly tip. He tips only to ensure prompt service. Can we get a score update? The score update? Update is Shane two points. Lizzie two points.

Whoa. Jareed, one point. Ryland and Beetlechris with no. Beal Chris. That's merge. Bealgris. We are on round six. Ready?

Yeah. Yes. Oh my God. Begin. Where is the word? Well, immediately. Wait. Quadrant B, my boy, Bear Lebrity.

Oh, that's you. Where? Correct. That's true. Wow. Don't hate clap. Don't hate clap. Are there three of us in the top?

Is there only one left? There is one left. Oh my God. And this is the tiebreaker. Oh, my God. Are we ready for the final round? Begin. Where is that?

We have first buzzer. Quadrant A. Septic. Oh, my God. Correct. Go, Mama. Because Chris was septic. I think he's dead.

Oh, my God. The winner of the round was Lizzie. Good job, Lizzie. Oh, my God, Lizzie. I always knew you could win an HOA. I'm going to hand this to Lizzie, my new best friend. I love you so much, Lizzie. Oh, my God, that feels so sincere.

Thanks for keeping me safe this week. Okay, Lizzie, now that I've got you in a room alone, first of all, I'm so proud of you. Congrats. Thank you so much. Now, we're still aligned that Jareed sent out your lesbian lover, Sandra. And he needs to go. Knock, knock, knock.

One second. Hey, hey, Shane. Hey, Lizzie. Oh, me and Jareed are here. We just wanted to see a room. Oh, my God. Is that your friends and families? Yeah.

They're so cute. Hey, Shane and Jerry. Oh, hey, Ryland. How are you guys? We're good. We're here to talk to Lizzie. Yeah. Just for a minute.

We know it's A and B. See ya. Do you think you could give us a minute? Ryland, beat it. Tudaloo. Okay, Lizzie. We got to keep it real. Okay.

It's time for Ryland to go. Yeah. We're glad that you kept him around for this long, okay? and he's making a fool of himself. He's really playing up the gay card too much. And so we're just here to let you know. We support your decision. Yeah.

He totally support you in voting him and Chris off because this guy's lost his fucking mind. Yeah. So if you decide to put up Rylan and Beetlejuice, like, you know, we're totally behind you and we'll make sure that whoever you want to go home, we'll go home. Just know that if you want Shariad's support,

then we're going to need those two basically up for elimination this week. Is this a couple name? Knock, knock, knock. Well, it could be. I have your egg. you had long enough. Here's her eggs.

Okay, to-de-loo. Diary Room. So I'm really excited because I just found out from one of the producers that the winner of the Shane Dawson podcast Big Brother is going to get $5,000. So I'm just really excited to try to win. So I'm going to do whatever I have to do to make that happen. Diary Room.

Shit just got very real. Suddenly, I'm not sure if I care about my friends anymore. Diary room. Okay, the truth is come out. Evidently, there's $5,000 on the line. I feel like me and Shane have developed a somewhat believable alliance, as they call it. Rylund is just getting on my last nerve. This dude over here, he's like dealing with mental issues of some degree I can tell.

I don't know if it's the game that does it to you. I've only studied it minorly, but it's time for me to ramp it up. Hey, Lizzie. Loving what you're looking like, girl. Girl, that blue, those nails, your eyes. And girl, the baby? Cute. Thank you, Shereen.

Oh, I like how she's using it. Can I talk to you? Yes, but please stay very far away. Okay, too. All right. So, as you know, I'm a demon and a ghost, and I scare ghosts away. You've dealt with a lot of ghostly things in your life.

I'll scare them away. But if you don't partner with me, I'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Thank you very much. for your time. The only thing he is scaring away is positive energy girls. Get him out of the house. Here's the thing. Beetlejuice isn't a real threat. Shane and Jay Reid are the ones that are snakes. They're going to go behind everyone's backs and we need to get them out. House guest, house guests. Join us into the living room. It's time for you guys

to make your nomination. Hi, Julie. You look so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Lizzie. It's time for you to make your nomination. I'm going to be completely honest with everybody here. We might be playing a game, but I have looked at all of you and thought, dang, I really love these people. And sometimes it's not always a house that is a home, but the people inside of it that make it so. So it was very hard for me to come to this nomination. In fact, I don't really have an idea right now, so I'm just going to blurt. I'm going to blurt, and it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good to nominate any of you. In fact, now I am stalling because I'm terrified. I am honestly

terrified. I want you to know. Girl, just blurt. Jared and Beatle Chris. Jared and Biddle Chris. Oh, the blurt hurt. The blurt hurt. You put me up next to the fake name. I'm sorry, I have to admit. You make me a little damp in my pant,

but it's not enough to keep you here. That was really hard for you. Thank you so much Lizzie for not nominated. Yeah, it's okay. Diary Room. I've been sleeping with Jane the entire time, and no one knows. But I think he's going to save me because we've just been fucking the entire time.

So I think I'd say. Diary Room. Oh, my God. What am I going to do? My two allies are on the block. Jareed, who I love so much, literally like a brother, and Beatlechris, who just pounce me so hard. Which is not even usually my thing, but with Beatlechris, it just is. Oh, my God. What am I going to do? Diary Room.

I am feeling like Sharita is kind of crumbling at this moment. Last night, I heard a little rumbling in the room next door, and it got me worried. He was beetle bopping his beetle cheeks. And now I'm thinking this might be my last week. So I'm really going to have to suck up to this gay hate dude over here to see if I can win back a little bit of an allegiance. Woo! This week couldn't have gone better for me, my greatest ally, Liz, won H-O-H. And now we're on track to get one of these gay people out.

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Inside one of these boxes is a veto. And inside the others are some prizes and punishments. We've inserted everyone's name into a random computer generator. And the first to draw the box is shame. What number box would you like to pick? This is really hard. because now that I know there's actually a grand prize for this big brother, there's a lot on the line. I'm going to go with number two.

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Oh, God. Oh, no. It finally happened. AI has taken over, and the first thing they stole was your voice. For the rest of the game, you can only speak using an AI voice generator app. Feel free to choose from any celebrity or friend or family member's voice that you wish. The punishment starts right now. And don't forget the outfit.

There is a robot costume behind you. Here's the costume. And here's the generator. I don't think anyone's going to steal that, so change up. Hey, guys, it's Jojo. I'll be speaking for Shane today. Congrats on the baby Liz. You look hot.

And just as a reminder, Shane cannot use his own voice. That almost sounded like Jojo saying I was hot, right? I mean, yeah, that's what it was. You are hot. Oh, yeah, confirmed. Thanks, Jojo. Anyway, let's keep going with the game.

Up next, we have. Reed. Which box would you like to pick? Five. You love Jareed. Let's see what you got in box number five. I hear it. It sounded like a punitive. It's a Chipotle gift call.

Whoa! Up for trade. Oh, you don't like Chabella. A $50 Chipotle gift card. Dang, that's a lot of Chipotle. Who's going out with me? Lizzie. We have funny you should say that because up next is Ryland.

Four! I've been eyeing it. Box number four. Thank you, Julie. You look ravishing tonight. Sounds heavy. Oh my God. I got the golden power of Vita. This corner feels good right now. I might have to take off the hat.

It's choking me. I might have to take off that. Wow, this is luxurious. It's heavy, and this is official. Well, it looks good at. Oh, my God. The housemates look like they're in deep trouble. Congrats, Ryland.

Are you sure you don't want to trade for a robot? Sorry, Jojo, but we can hang out later. Up next, we have Beetlechris. Oh, my God. All right. Well, tres leches is Chris's favorite cake, so I'm going to have to go with numero thres. Number three. Dang, I got a good feeling about that one.

I already feel like you're rich. I identify as rich. Big and thick, Chris's favorite. Big, thick and nasty. What is it? What is it? What is it? Please stay in character, Chris.

I don't know that I can. What is it? Is it an iPad? Please reveal. Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? It's a really good feeling about it.

Whoa, I'm like, I'm so jealous. Beetlechris, you have the option to become a robot or take the video. Excuse me. Have you heard they're giving you 30% more portions lately? Um, I've never had an iPad, and I've always wanted one, so I'm gonna keep it for now as long as I can, even if it's just for a moment longer, sorry.

Oh no, well, they hold true. Rylan said about those who do not get the veto and they're going home. That's okay. I'll take the iPad. Stay tuned to see. We have one more box and this might get interesting. Lizzie, which box would you like to pick?

Just that one, I suppose. That one. You're not taking the iPad? Not yet. No. This is a Jersey Mike's card. I'm keeping it. Oh no, Lizzie, this is odd.

It looks like a punishment. It's a punishment. What do these three things have in common? Stanley Cups, Crumble cookies and Gagos like Ryland. They all come from Utah. I was going to say, Shane. Well, get ready because the Mormon mommies have a new viral sensation that will turn any godless pig into a true believer.

What? We've heard of the Diet Coke and the coffee creamer trend, but seeing the girlies are putting protein in their diet Coke. So we're going to try it. Oh my God, it does. It tastes like a rip beer float. Why do I think it's going to be good? That's right.

The new trend is. Protein Diet Cokes, the Mormons have done it again. You gotta love the Mormons. Yuck, that sounds horrible, take the iPad. Also, listen. Don't fucking tip me right now. Lizzie, you have the option to swap with any of the contestants. This is going to be interesting.

So either I drink protein diet Coke or take a fucking iPad for Beetle juice. Or you can take the Vita or there's those Chipotle. Please take the robot. Dang, it's really hard to do this, but I'll just stick with my punishment. What? No, you don't have to. No, I have to. It's the best thing for my image, publicly speaking.

I was over here before screaming. You already got the Apple Watch. You already got the Apple Watch. Behave. Okay. Thank you so much. You're welcome, buddy. Can I talk yet?

Well, we're almost done, but. Wait. But first, surprise, surprise. on one of the biggest twist ever of Big Brother history is returning tonight. In one round competition, the winner will have an extra veto

to use on any one nominee. That's right. It's double Vito. Thank you. Those Julees are so hot right now. That's right. It's double veto because this tonight's theme is double trouble. We will be playing the jingle and you guys will use your buzzards

when you guys realize who the jingle's about. Whoever wins gets the veto power. Is everybody ready? Yes, yes. Who is this jingle about? Let's play it. It's not easy being married to someone who believes in conspiracies.

What? It's sleeping. Uh, Jane? Oh my gosh. Okay, then I'm doing it. Incorrect, incorrect. Sandy. Yes, that is correct.

That means Ryland has won the veto. Oh, the power. All the wins. Hold on. I want to hear the full song. I bet Shane paid a lot for it. She's not easy being married to someone who believes in conspiracies. What?

It's also not fun when they leave more than love than she. Ew. How do you tell you a lifelong pay that their butts was like a bathroom at the hometown buffet? I think she's got a strong stomach and loves her men. She loves her men. She's the queen of her inside. and she's Mexican Oh

I love that it's very like salsa fias sounding That sounded like a fucking disc track Let's be real Was it about you Or was it about me Okay I might need to talk now

Well considering the game is over Your voice has been lifted But you still have to wear the outfit Okay thank God Wow As much as I love being Jojo I need to be myself for a second So here's what's happening

Rylan has won both power vetoes. Was not expecting that to happen. So that means he can use both of them and take both off the block or he doesn't have to use any of them at all. But remember, this is a real game with a real prize. The stakes are very high. So before Ryland makes his decision,

Beetle Chris and Jareed plead your case to Ryland to use the veto on you. I was just about to say all that. I'll do literally anything. Literally anything you want. I'll do it. Are you thinking of a thing? I'll do it.

Well, okay. Thank you for it. Vito, Chris, stop fucking my husband. Jerry. Oh, this feels right. Okay. You're so toxic. One, I do respect your game a little bit.

Okay, Ryland. Yeah, you have a little bit of tackiness to how you play. But I ain't here to beg you for this power of Vito, but I'm just telling you, Chris has really changed his thing up, and I believe he is winning over the rest of the house. So at the end of the day, keeping me in and getting him out is probably best for you. So I ain't trying to give you a tip, but there's a tip if you want to take it. Thank you. Chris, one-on-one.

If I take you off, you'll keep me, right? Until the end? Anything. You won't put me up next week if you're HOA. No. Got it. Okay, got house guests. Zyrum!

Okay, I'm very, very scared because I just did the math, and if somebody gets taken off the block, I'm the only replacement. This is not good. I should have kept talking like Jojo more. I think she was more likable. Okay. Okay, houseguests, unfortunately, I am going to use one of my Vito's on Beetle Chris. What?

Oh my God. This is the best day ever. What? I hate to say it, but Shane, you're the only remaining one. You have to take a seat on the block. I wish you both the best of luck, and I hope that you guys get to stay and fight another day. Diveroo. Okay, I'm really, really nervous about this.

I don't want to go home, but I guess. guess if I do go home, then I can be Julie next time, and that can be kind of fun. But then what would Spencer and Sandy do? Would there be three Julie's? There's a lot of things we have to figure out. Maybe I'll just stay, Jojo. This weighs heavy on my heart and my mind, Shane. But I have no other choice.

With the veto place upon beetle, Chris, you must walk to the chopping blog. No. And you're a sweet man, but sweet men get taken out first, usually. So I wouldn't be surprised if this is your last day and now. And it's going to be a hard way to say goodbye But we will say goodbye Tyroo. Fuck this bitch.

I thought she was my friend. She's crying. She's trying to make me feel like bad for her for making this decision. No. I hope you guys roast her on X and find all of her old tweets. I love you so much. I love you so much. I'm really going to miss you and I'm going to be home

watching the live feeds 24 hours a day for my girl. I don't even name a child after you, but didn't already name. Damn it. All right, now it's time for the live vote and the eviction. Beetlechris, I love you so much. And even if you vote me out, just know that what we share together in the house is real. And I wasn't faking you for the cameras.

And I really do love you. And I hope that you take it all home, baby, okay? I'll do it for us. Thank you. Ryland, fuck you. Jareed, I hate being up here with you, daddy. I love you so. Beatlechris, this seems like almost the worst time.

bring this up but I do have to tell you that I know you think this man right here loves you but last night he came into my room after he was with you and asked me if I was interested in doing some nasty stuff with him what yes and again I just couldn't find the right time to tell you and this just seems like it more than me that's true and I'm just saying we just need to remember this and keep this in our peripherals there is a hater in this house that is really make a lot of gay people. I'm voting him out. Very uncomfortable. So I'm just saying, and Lizzie,

you too, you're the mother, you just brought life into this world. I don't know if the kind of world you want your baby in is a hateful existence. Okay? But Rylan is fake, guys. Ryland, you ain't gonna outplay me, bitch. My vote's for Jerry. My vote's for Jerry. All right, everyone close their eyes

as Beatlechris makes his pick. If it is Shane, raise your hand. If it is Jared, keep your hands down. We have a split decision. So it's up to me to ruin one of these men's lives? That's correct. I really appreciated what you had to say about motherhood to read.

I thought that was beautiful. I meant most of it. And honestly, I have a really hard time trusting you, but I do feel like you and I are very similar. And because of that reason, it pays me to say, James. This is your last. Jay and I have to pack your bags, baby, and get the fuck out.

But you'll always be part of our family, and this house will never be a home without you in it. And I mean that. It is right. Fuck all of you. You're all liars. You're all backstabbers. And I'm rooting for every single one of you because that's how you play big brother. Yes, baby.

Julie, here I come. I do have to say, in the case of your eviction, the housemates repaired their goodbye videos. Let's take a listen. You cheating on me? I'm glad you're gone. What the, are you kidding me? No, Julie, I did not cheat on him. He's lying.

Do you read life? Hey, Shane. Bye, Shane. Shane, if you're seeing this message, things didn't go as planned. Homophobia in the house, one, it is running rampant, and I'm sure Twitter is going off. Jared is going to be in for a rude awakening when he comes out of this house and has no job, no family, and everyone hates him.

Well, wow. I miss all of them so much. Julie, I had the best time of my life. This honestly was a dream come true, and I just can't wait to watch from home. Bye. And that's Shane Dawson podcast, Big Brother. We'll see you next time.

Love one another. Oh, love one another. Let go and let go. Oh, yes. Yes, me and Julie. Wow, well, what an intense episode of Big Brother. That felt very, um, a lot. It started to get personal.

It really did. It really is. Um, okay. If you guys want us to keep going with this, please let us know in the comments. Who are you rooting for? Who's left? We have Jareed, Beetlechris, Riland, and Lizzie. Yeah.

So there's four people left, which means we have two episodes to go before the finale. So if you guys want us to keep going, let us know the comments. Give us a thumbs up. And yeah, I'm going to look for a sponsor to figure you have $5,000 out. Oh my God. And Chris, enjoy the iPad. I honestly, like, I've always wondered and I can't believe this is real. It's blue.

I hope you like blue. No, really, like seriously, though, thank you. Of course. Wait a minute. Did Lizzie not try the protein diet Coke? Oh, I think she, no, no, no, she tried it. She tried it. I don't remember seeing you try that.

It was before and then, and it was over really fast. But, yeah, I don't know. Don't do that to the Mormons. You have to try it. You have to try it. You cannot disrespect the Mormons, especially the ones in Utah. I kind of think it looks good. It does.

It looks really good. Yeah. I would love to try it. And look, you get rewarded. It's flat. Oh, good. It's really old. and flat.

Oh, it's so good. Yeah, shake it good. I act like you're at the club. Oh, wow. In my mind, it looks good. It does look. It does, yeah. Really, you just got soda.

That one's a shit. Wow, that was a big sip. Yum. How is it? No, it's good. I haven't had diet. Yeah, it tastes like Diet Coke. I haven't had Diet Coke in like a year.

Oh. It's just like Diet Coke with creamer? No, it's not. just like Diet Coke. Well, there you guys go. That was a blast. Let's all take off these fucking costumes. Oh, my God, it's hot.

I might have to keep the wig on. Good? Yes, it looks like you're going to be in the Xenon sequel. And that was one of my favorite movies. You did look chiseled and snatched in it. No, no, no. You're still Beetlejuice. You don't have to talk like Beetlejuice.

But if you occasionally want to throw in a little quip, I wouldn't mind it. Wow, good job, Sandy and Spencer. You guys really did that. Yeah, yeah. Two chins is really better than one. It really is. All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break, and we come back. Conspiracies.

Ooh, paranormal. Spooky. See, second. Okay, hold on. This is important. I was just looking at your walls. And listen, they're sturdy, they're clean, but they're a little boring. They're lacking a little LGBTQAI plus on them.

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Wow. Wait, is that me? Her hair's just a little more toned. That's crazy, right? That wasn't me? No, that was not you. She said, me and my best friend found Lizzie's clone at the Dr. Phil show. That sounds right.

And we literally thought it was her. That is so funny. Were you on Dr. Phil? I wish. Wow. It really did look like you. It really did. Wow.

Sometimes I get got by these. Okay. This is another clone email. This is from Courtney. She said, oh my God, I saw somebody and they look just like Spencer. Now this is a picture,

not a video. Here we go. Oh, wow. It looks a lot like me. Oh, my God. That is special. That's like Army Corps, Spencer. Yeah, if we were ever wondering

what a different hairstyle would look like on you, that's literally it. That is crazy. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Is that you? That's you right there.

I saw it more in the wide. Were you both at the Dr. Phil show? Wait, he was at the Dr. Phil show too. Oh, I was like, there's something up. Yeah, that would be crazy. You guys just got together. That's more than a coincidence. The Dr. Phil show.

Blackout and go to Dr. Phil. Wow, those are really good. I feel like those are some of the best clone ones we've got. Yeah. Now this next conspiracy. sounds stupid. This is Big Brother related. So I was watching the live feeds and I saw this moment happened with Brooklyn. Now Brooklyn is on the show. She's a mom. She's a mom. And she was evicted, but she is a big conspiracy theorist. And here's one of her favorite theories. She

doesn't really go into it, but I would. I feel like hamsters are a conspiracy that no one talks about. I think that might just be a Google search away. Okay. What? Hamsters? Hear me out. Let me hear her out. Have you ever seen? Paradise is back. It's finally here. In the new location, Costa Rica.

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They were like, but have you ever seen them out in the wild? Do you ever have a hamster problem with your yard? You ever have a hamster problem in your house? Do you have hamster traps? No, you don't. I'm sick. So I googled it, right? Brooklyn's onto something.

So I googled it. And of course, they say they're from here and there. And they are in the wild. I don't know if I buy it. I feel like hamsters were crafted, created in a lab for pets because where else do you see them besides petsters? And at the pet store, where do they come from? And not only that, but hamsters hibernate for about two months. And what happens a lot of the times, spooky alert is as they're hibernating, parents think they're dead.

And they throw them out. So maybe hamsters in parallel to just being made for children are also made to traumatize children. Because they're not really dying. No. What? Is this real? That's what hibernation is? Yes.

It takes away the pulse? And then they become gophers. Oh. Oh. The gophers. I just imagine like a zombie movie with like a hamster hand coming out of the grave. That's so cute. I know.

I've also never seen wild kitty pigs. No, I have. Oh, wait, you have. They're Peruvian, right? I haven't, but that's, I mean, I don't know. Maybe if I lived in Peru, because they're like a big thing. Again, they eat them. They're a part of festivals and stuff.

and like it's a whole, yeah, I don't know. They must, but I've never seen them. I've never seen them in the wild. Wow. Well, let us know. Have you guys ever seen a hamster in the wild? No. Please let us know.

They're plants. Or are they ground pigeons? Do you know what I mean? I know what you mean. Pointless? That's rude. No. No.

Pigeons aren't real. Pigeons aren't real. They're surveilling everybody. So what if hamsters are ground pigeons? Yeah. And they're surveilling us in our houses? They're indoors. pigeons. And they're in a cage. It's literally not even hamster. It's a little hidden camera,

just sitting in a cage. They're not even hibernating their battery died or something. Yes. And they're well, they're battery powered and they have to rejuvenate their battery by running in a wheel. Jet and Max will not get a hamster. Okay, I know this is a joke, but it's getting too real. Yes. RIP to the good ones. Okay. This I thought was actually very unsettling and weird. And I want to ask you guys about this because you go to Walmart so much. If you can't tell Oh yeah, oh yeah Go to

The subject of this email was Walmart Literal Mind Control Hey Shane, love the podcast Please blur out my name If you see this I do not want to get caught I worked at Walmart for five years While I was in school as a cashier

And I realized when they're not playing The same songs back to back There's a weird low volume song That's always kind of happening In the background With weird beeping noises And a creepy rhythm And no, it's not the checkout noises at the counter.

It's completely different. And we've all tried to understand what it's saying. We can't figure it out. I pay attention to these things because I work long hours. And then I realized every so often, whenever they play it, it would give me a bad vibe. I don't know if it's every Walmart that does this, but mine definitely did.

And I think you should investigate it and bring some light to it. So I thought this was really weird because I've heard theories about, you know, grocery stores playing certain music to trigger certain emotions to get you to shop more. Like they always play nostalgic 90s music So that you'll feel like it's childhood It'll make you want to buy childhood things Like I've heard things like that But I've never heard about like a secret sublimital tone

That they would pump out Which sounds crazy, don't assume me Walmart Are they trying to turn the customer Or are they trying to brainwash their employees? I don't know Can we hear the sound? If we go to Walmart. Well, let's go.

Oh, I've heard it. And it tells you, buy hot wheels. You don't have enough at your house. your wife won't mind it wouldn't surprise me so we i don't know if it's out yet but if it's not we we're working on a main channel video where we talk about something grocery stores are going to start doing and they are doing some crazy shit like that but it's crazy they're using AI using things to get you basically just to fuck you over and doing it on a mass scale and i think your phone might be able to do it too because think about it we think that i thought of something and then

i looked at my phone and i saw it but what if your phone is just projecting the sound into your head before you see it and implanting the thought so when you see it, you're more attracted to it. What if it's actually the other way around and you never thought about it? It was your phone telling you and then your phone was showing you. That's a trip. Think about it. Just think about it. Listen, falling down that rabbit hole, I just saw it today, I haven't fully researched it, but I just saw today that AI now is able to go into your brain and figure out what you're thinking about and then make a picket out. They literally are hooking up to people's heads having them think of an item and then AI will literally say why would they want this I don't

know but they are figuring out how to read our fucking thoughts so that's scary so on the phone thing have you well I guess your baby's still pretty young so hopefully this this hasn't happened yet but our babies literally right like the second that they could start crawling around all they're doing is trying to go for our phone oh and all they do and I have like the Apple watch on my ankle like I'll be across the room and they know like they touch it and it lights up and we've never given them

our phones or iPads or anything for them to have prior knowledge to want that technology but if there's a phone in the room they sense it even if it's in my pocket I walk in it's in my pocket I'm not even touching it or anything

and then Jet will like crawl over and he'll crawl over and then I'll look and his hand is like reaching into my pocket to grab my fucking phone that's scary know how to already so like when i was turning the other way right like i think max had my phone and i didn't know and he i look over i'm like oh my god he's like touching apps like he's figuring it out he's 10 months old it's the scariest thing in the world so i don't know what the phone is pumping out or how this is happening but i wonder if it's because they see us doing it so often i wonder

i thought that but honestly we're not really around our phones that much around them because when their wake windows like we're pretty like hanging out with them like yeah not really on our phones. I don't know. Or maybe it's just an intuition thing. It's very scary, though. I mean, we're all sickly addicted to our phones. Even if your screen time is low, humans are full-blown

addicts. Like, if you took this away from us, I don't think any of us would be chill. Like, I don't know where mine is right now, and I can't think straight. Did you have, I don't know if anybody has Verizon, but like that thing happened very recently where like Verizon, like, pretty much everyone who had an iPhone that was a Verizon didn't have service or wasn't able to use your phone at all

for like several hours during it. a day recently. Wait, I have Verizon, but I didn't notice. Yeah, this happened. And I went to the Verizon near here, and there was, like, a literal angry mob outside of the Verizon store, like, screaming, losing their mind. The guy's like, oh, it's just down. It's not a big deal. And one guy's like, you're stealing our information. He's like, not what's happening. The thing is just down. And, like, they were losing it. I thought they were going to, like, jump this man. It was terrifying. And, like, I had a crisis where I was like, wow, I'm so addicted to my phone. But then, like, I put my phone down started talking to people around me and me and this like random girl got bin yays and had a

wonderful thing like it was crazy wait you were part of a mob no no i went to the store and i saw the mob i got bin ys yeah i so i was when we were watching big brother one of the best houseguess ever tucker got evicted and i was watching an interview of him and he was talking about how when he went home after big brother and he was hanging out with his friends he was like yeah it made me realize like oh wow like in real life not on big brother everybody just always on their phones yeah it's like Because in the Big Brother house, you can't have your phone. So you're forced to talk to each other. In real life, he's like, I'm sitting there.

I haven't seen my friends in months. We're at dinner. We're all excited. And then I look up and everyone's on their phones. That's interesting. And it's sad because I have a really hard time making friends as an adult, which I think a lot of people do. But like when no one around me was on their phones,

I made like three friends and we had like a very nice day. Because nobody has the crutch. And like, people are really nice when we're not like just focused on our phones when we're just like actually acknowledging each other in real life. Well, good thing that Chris kept with that, kept the iPad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Now you can just get on your Wi-Fi when your service is down on the iPad and you're good to come. True. Okay, speaking of phones, this is another scary thing that companies are doing involving our phones. So I didn't believe this was real and I looked into it and it literally is companies have realized that you do the most online shopping when you're drunk. Wow. So when you're drunk is when you go on and you're shopping online and you're sitting on the toilet and you're kind of wasted and you're looking and you start buying things, right? This is actually true.

So brands are taking advantage of your drunkenness. Retailers go to great lengths to capitalize on your drunken stupor and capture a chunk of this $45 billion market. They will have late night flash sales. And a president of an online retailer said, post bar inhibitions can be impacted that can cause healthy impulse buying. That's why we always send out emails at 1 a.m. or 2 a.m. on Friday nights because that's when we get the most return.

No way. And then so I look back through my email. and I started searching, like, different things that I've bought. And it's true, all these different companies that I bought things from will send me emails at like 1, 2 a.m. on a Saturday night being like, hey, brand new sale, clear at sale, check this out. Wow, they'll do anything to get a buck these days. But then I started thinking, does it go even farther than that? Like, is our phone tracking where we are, what we're buying? Like, what if your phone sees that you're at a bar?

What if your phone sees? Oh, you're on your way home. And now, boom, there's the email. Can this technology be implemented at shane dozenmerch.com? I think it is true that because... Just put QR codes at bars all across the country. Because randomly, I'll be on my phone. I'll see the navigation, like, little symbol.

And none of my apps, I've allowed it to have, like, navigation on it. So, and it kind of trips me out. It's like, what am I using that's using navigation? Whoa. So that's pretty trippy. I will say the other day, we were driving past the grocery store, Airwant, and we weren't going there. We were just driving past it.

And I looked up and I was like, oh, maybe we should go in there and try a smoothie or something. And then, bing, my phone gives me. me a notification. Hey, new deals at Airwan. And I was like, what? So the phone knows that I'm close to this and Airwan knows and they're sending me this thing, just the same way DoorDash will be like, hey, are you hungry right now? Yeah, every time I start thinking about food, DoorDash is like, thinking of eating something delicious. I'm like, fuck you. They know. So scary. But yes, I am. I mean, if we just think about what we thought a phone's capability was 10 years ago, as opposed to what it is now and how far it's come and what the norm is.

So I want to put it past it. Maybe even it's something that Google offers companies. Like, hey, for an extra like $100,000 a month, we could actually beam customers, iPhones that are within 100 yards of your location to give them deals. Wow. Because even if you're traveling and you're on like MapQuest or Google Maps or whatever, there's only a few businesses off of the freeway that their name shows up. Yeah.

So those companies have to be paying more to be on Google Maps. But wouldn't the step above that be to like, dude, we'll ping into their brains that they need you if they're 100 feet away. I'm just saying. And if they didn't, then they definitely are going to do that now. Yeah, it's a great idea. If you haven't implemented that yet, Google. Cheap trick. Or expensive trick.

Okay, well, speaking of retailers doing weird things to fuck with us. I saw this and I thought, I mean, obviously it's supposed to be funny. But the more I thought about it, I was like, I think this. was the plan. So look at this sketch about TJ Max and what they do. So the only thing left we have to do for TJ Max is figure out the checkout line. I'll think we just get like a couple cones or ropes and just a basic checkout line. No, I say we create the line using shelves and we'll put stuff on the shelves for people to buy. But what will we put on it?

The most random collection of stuff. See, that's not going to work because people are just going to walk by all the stuff to get to the cashier. Yeah, you'd have to like somehow force them to look. at it as long as there's a line they'll have no choice but to look at it the key I guess is always a line we'll have one cashier okay okay okay oh and check off the sample price tag I made no I don't like it at all well it's not done yet hold on watch watch this I mean first of all onto something yes they put all that crap for you to look at and the price tag thing it's on

every single item. It's like used to be $200. Now it's only 20. It's on every single item. How is that even possible? And not only that, but you will be hard fucking pressed to go to T.J. Max and not be behind at least three people that want to return 100 things. And that shit takes forever. And then they're mad about the policies of the returning and I'm like, oh my God, I can't even be here anymore. And then the lady that takes up a $1.99 outfit and she's like, I'm pretty sure this is less than that. Sometimes I'm almost like, I'll just pay for it if you'll leave. Just go. But they do have the cutest mugs while you're waiting in line, because I feel like I'm their targeted audience. We have plenty.

Also, I saw somebody sent an email and said, I asked ChatGBTBT what the TJ Max conspiracy was, because I wondered if it would know from one of my old videos. And it literally replied and said, Shane Dawson has a conspiracy that going into TJ Max might make you have to diarrhea. I was like, what? And then I had over that one video.

Oh, I thought that was just Target. And home, no. Home goods, T.J. Max. Barnes & Noble. Yeah. Maybe there is a sound that makes you have to diarrhea. You have that problem. There it is.

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I don't know. Leave your predictions in the comments. All right. See you later. Bye. So now let's get into our paranormal conspiracies. Okay. Who wants to go first?

Who has a story? Who has a theory? Who has something interesting that they want to share. I mean, I have one. Give it to me. I'm going to give you the two. TLDR version. Too long didn't read. Got it. Okay.

So basically, my mom, we have a family friend for the sake of his anonymity. We're going to call him Brad. Brad comes from a lot of money. He's an older man. He's like in his 60s now. In his like 40s, he decided he was going to stop living a closeted life

and sell his home so that he could live with his boyfriend and be fully out. And so his family, because his family didn't know he was gay. Okay. So he sells his house. He takes like a few million dollars off of it. He buys this house, he moves in, and immediately shit starts getting really bad.

He has never had a drug or alcohol dependency problem, and he finds himself with a severe alcoholism problem. He gets a severe body rash all over his body. Like, looks like little bumps all over his body that won't go away, and they're very itchy. And then he starts having auditory hallucinations. He can just hear screaming randomly. Like, wakes up in the middle of the night, goes out of his house,

out of his house, and his house is on a very rural property. Rural's a hard word to say. Yeah, you did good. Thank you. It was terrifying. So he goes out and it's, you know, there's a beautiful creek that runs by it. And in the creek, he looks out and he just sees hundreds of dead bodies. What? Like just has a full-blown hallucination of dead bodies in the river. And he's like, sums up with me. This is not normal. This is not good. Second phase of the operation is, he loses all of his money. The house starts literally sinking in on itself. He brings in another contractor to figure out why the house is sinking in on itself.

And he says, oh, the soil in the center of the house is not like it doesn't match the rest on the grounds. So it's like shifting and the shifting is causing the foundation of the building to crush in on itself. And he goes, that's fucking weird. And he's one day he's out to lunch telling a friend this story and she goes, I think you need to see this psychologist. I go to. She has a like sixth sense for things and she's a therapist, like a talk therapist, psychologist, whatever. But I think she can help you because there's something weird going on here. So he goes and he sees this woman and he sits down with her and he tells her everything that's going on. And she basically is like, you have a spirit attached to you that is an indigenous person from the area where you bought the house. and she is attached to you for a reason.

She's a young girl and she's attached to you for a reason and only you can make it right. And he's like, what? Like, I'm a closeted gay guy from San Francisco. Like, I don't know if I'm the one. She's like, no, you're the one and it has to do with your family. What? He's like, the fuck?

So he leaves and he gets a call from his overbearing mother and he's just had enough of her today. And he goes, you know what, Mom, I can't deal with this right now. And these are his words. I got to deal with an Indian curse. And she goes, oh, if anything, our family should have a curse on the Indians instead of the other way around because of what they did to our family. What?

And he goes, huh? She goes, in our lineage, there's a man named Marcus Whitman. This goes back to, I believe, right before the gold rush. In the state of Washington, a group of settlers moved out west, and it was this Dr. Marcus Whitman. and his family, and they started providing medical care for the indigenous people in that region. The inoculation that he was giving them was killing them, because it's a live vaccine. So he was giving them to disease, and it was killing them, and he killed, I think, north of 200 of them. Wow.

And so the leader of this people met with his advisors. One of them said, okay, I'm going to go, if I get the shot and I die, you go to war. He goes, he gets the shot, he dies. They go and they do what you can Google is the Whitman Massacre. But the Whitman Massacre was really just a result of the fact that this doctor was knowingly killing hundreds of these people. And so they used that as propaganda to spread to get rid of more of the indigenous population on the West Coast during the gold rush. Moving forward, that is Brad's direct lineage. Okay.

The house that he bought is on top of a grave. What? And in the grave is the body of the young girl Who when they looked into the history of it The soil that was put underneath his house Was put there to bury the bodies And they were taken to take away power and hope From the local tribe there

Because they took like a high esteemed person's children To like crush them And to crush the promise of the people And in order to make it all right Brad had to go and find the surviving group of those people like in today and modern time and do a whole cleansing circle

to help those spirits cross over to the next world and so he brought in these people and then they said okay you have to leave your house now and not come back for a period of time like it was a long period of time but leave a vat of water and some fresh food for their journey so he left like bananas and a thing of water and a bunch of fresh food, leaves his house for a month, comes back.

None of the food has perished. The water has not receded any. And from that moment in time, everything has healed itself in his life. And he's still living in that place? Yeah. Wow. Everything is healed itself. That's insane.

But that's the most real story I've ever heard. And I heard it because when I was home for Thanksgiving, I was like out chain smoking, having a rough night myself. And like, Brad came out and he's like, let me get a cigarette. I'm going through some shit. And I was like, what's going on? And he told me that story while we were smoking cigarettes, like, in the foothills of Wannock Creek. That's crazy.

Yeah, I was like, you could, Brad. Was he pitching you a script? Yeah. I did write a script. I wrote a script based off of it. It's called cursed. I mean, it's a great story. Wow, that is insane.

It's sad. That's the most gnarly. And you can literally Google these points in history and see that it's not fabricated. That is scary. Yeah. Okay, so I've never told this, I really, maybe I have in the past, but I'm pretty sure I've never told this story before. And it is one of the most real, genuine moments I've had with a ghost. And I don't know why I would have never told this before.

So I was dating somebody, and I was at their house, and they go to bed. I stay up really late. So it's like two, three in the morning. I'm on my computer. I'm just like, you know, hanging out or whatever. I'm in the living room. And there's this picture, and it's a framed picture of this person. And so I'm on the computer, and then I hear this, like, boom noise, like, boom.

And I was like, what is that? But it didn't sound like it was coming from another. It sounded like it was in the room with me. And I'm looking around. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Is there, like, a leak or a rat? Like, what is that? And then I look up, and I see over the picture frame, I see, like, a shadow.

And it looks like there's a person standing in front of it, like, a reflection of, like, something. And I'm just like, what the fuck is that? And then the picture falls down and shatters. So I'm just like, whoa, what the fuck? I run into this. person's room, I'm like, uh, I don't know, I just have whatever. They wake up and they were just like, oh my God, it's happening again. What?

What's happening again? And they were like, yeah, my mom's friend is a medium and told me that there is this spirit, this man who's been around me ever since I was in like my teens. And every time I date somebody, he gets protective. I'm sorry. And he tries to chase them away. And so it's now it's happening again, but you just have to ignore it and I just, you know, whatever.

I was like, oh, if it comes up with me, just ignore it. So crazy. So then I was just like, oh, I don't know. It's like, he's not going to hurt you. It's just one of those things. But like, yeah. Literally, things like that have happened before. And, you know, you just have to release the energy, whatever.

But that was like one of the craziest moments I think I've had ever, besides seeing grandma in our closet. But it was very, very, very real and very, very scary. But it reminded me of your story because, yeah, it's like the spirit can get attached to you. Yeah. And become either really. protective of you or can start to do things to you. So yeah, that happened. It was very, very scary.

I don't claim any of this energy. Neither. I release either. Anybody else? Well, actually, our dad had told me a while ago that our grandma on his side had a ghost in her house and she actually named it. And just to give you a little bit of backstory. So my dad would go over and visit our grandma and they would just like randomly hear stuff falling from the stairs because our grandpa, had done an addition to make the house two stories and the stairs out of nowhere like nails would fall down it screws would fall down it and there was nowhere for the nails or the screws to come from so it would happen so frequently that our grandma actually named the ghost charlie and if it was too much you'd just say charlie knock it off you know and they were trying to figure out why this

ghost was there and our family owns a cemetery in louisiana what or they did they did up until not too long ago, but it's been there for a couple hundred years and there's people that died and it's only our family in the civil war that were buried there. So when it came to do this addition to put the second story onto this house, our grandpa, he was over there in Louisiana and he took the materials that were used from the gate what to build the stairwell and the hand railing. So the thought is he probably brought in these spirits. Oh my God.

From the cemetery. Oh my God. Because he took the gates and maybe the gates were keeping them in. What? You know? And they got trapped in the gates. And these could have been people from the Civil War, whatever the case may be. It was obviously family of ours. But it got so crazy that

she just named it. And if she said, stop it, Charlie, like stuff would stop for a bit of time. You know? So she like, she like, commanded the Ghost. What if? But yeah. I don't know how you would even look into this, but what if one of their names was Charlie?

And she, like, channeled that. Ooh. It could have been. Ooh. It could have been. I mean, it was there for hundreds of years. There's no way we don't have a Charlie in our family. Oh, my God.

I hate this shit. Just like everyone got an Uncle Chuck and Aunt Kathy. If you're why, you got those. You got those. We all got cousin Charlie. Wow. That's a movie title. Well, Chuck is Charlie.

Right. Whoa. That leads into mine. That leads into my mind. So mine isn't necessarily one that, like, happened to me. This was something that people were emailing this a lot, and I looked into it. It was really interesting.

I don't know if you guys have heard of this, but this is a famous wedding dress store in Chihuahua, Mexico. Okay. Called La Pabular. Yeah, La Pabular. And then the woman is called La Pascualita. And so this is, like, pretty old. And so the story is essentially that the owner of this wedding dress store,

his daughter was about to get married, and he was getting her address. and she got bit by a venomous spider and died right before she was married. A few weeks later, this mannequin gets put up by the owner in the window. And so people are starting to be like, wow, this doesn't really look like a mannequin. It starts to look really weird. Stop. No. They stopped her?

The theory is that he preserved his dead daughter's body and has it as the thing. And that was in the 30s. And so this has been here. And so they're super secretive. They never, when they change it, they draw the curtains. The only people allowed to change it. Wait, I have to go. Oh my God.

Yeah. Oh, wait, look at the hand. Oh, my gosh. Oh, whoa. And so customers in the store say, Oh, tasty high note. Oh, hi, don't mind me. I'm practicing my new baritone sacks.

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is, like, trapped in this thing. Can you zoom into the face again? Wow. Stop. It's better. Especially, like, the neck area, like, because normally on a mannequin, you can see, like, lines.

But that's, like, just smooth skin to skin. This area right here. So if you zoom in, like, right under her chin area, there's, like, a little, like, lump, kind of. That is not a mannequin. No. I know. The hands also really, like, that's not what a mannequin's hand.

Look at the color of the nails. It's scary. It's scary. I am just like the texture. But, girl, you're beautiful. Also, this dress store is, like, really popular. Like, people love it. It's a very popular dress store.

I thought it would have been, like, haunt or something, but apparently it does well. But, yeah, so anyway, that's my. Oh, my God. That is very scary. Do you have anything? I mean, I have a little story. Okay, so the two scary things that have ever happened to me

that are semi-paranormal are once with you in the woods during that haunting video. That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. But another time was when I was filming with Britney Taylor. You remember, you know, Britney Taylor. Yeah. So we were filming this like Britney Spears music parody video at the Linda Vista Hospital, which is an abandoned hospital.

Right. And it's allegedly haunted. And I didn't know that when I was filming there. And didn't believe in those things when I filmed there. But just so many weird things happened. Like there was like, I brought many friends to help me out. And there was like downtime and we would walk around the hospital. And we were like, how abandoned is it really abandoned?

And like, there were like drawers that you opened and had like names of people that stayed there and stuff. and I'm like, oh, this was like really abandoned and just left as is. There was like seemingly blood spots on the walls and stuff. It was super creepy, but we'd be filming and then just hear like moaning in another room and we're like, can you tell them like quiet on set? We're filming and we go in there. There was no one in there.

And like things like that. There's also a church and like a boiler room at the bottom. I don't know. A lot of weird things there. And I kept having to go at night through this place where there was no light. And like I kept having to go to grab equipment and come back down. up to this seemingly boiler room and one time when I went there and came back

I saw one of the PAs and I like said hi to them and then I went down to the boiler room and they were there and I was like you got down here fast that doesn't make sense and like they were like I've been here for hours what are you talking about and there was no one else that was like up there everyone had been down

there and I saw a person and I was like what was that and like just like rejected immediately I'm like Shadow is weird that's weird that place is genuinely like super haunted to a point where I wanted to film something there and the location manager was like unless you want to die like that is literally like super fucking and they tore it down i think right like i don't even think it's there anymore i don't remember that's crazy yeah a lot of really weird

stuff super creepy um wow well anybody else before we get to a recap i do have one if you have time so this lady um was going to move into a house but the house was split to two apartments so she was going to be on this upstairs of the house and she said that she signed the lease and then she went home and that night she had this like nightmare. She's like it was like a nightmare that really just terrifies you. She says that she's walking into the bathroom of the apartment and she sees a girl and she's decapitate. What is it? Decapitated. Yeah. And her head is like by the drain and she's like hunched over and she said she was so scared and she woke up. She had that dream maybe like three four times and then it stopped and so she moved into the apartment and was her and her son her um she was a

single mom the son was like 11 years old and she said that she started noticing like the first thing she noticed was a dish rack you know the ones like hang from the wall that it had like come off the wall and gone into like the middle of her kitchen and then she started noticing like she used a vaporizer so she said the vaporizer would be like missing and then she would look for an hour and a half and couldn't find it and all of a sudden it would be like in the middle of a sudden it would be like in the of the floor. And so then she ended up going on social media and asking people like if that, you know, have you ever experienced something like this? What did you do? So they recommended a medium to her. It was like a partnership. It was like a mom and a daughter. And the mom was able to come in.

And she said that they brought like a ghost box and to kind of open communication. And then she asked her, is there like a pathway nearby your house or like train tracks? And she remembered that she had a family member that was related to her son that had died on the train tracks and he was like, I guess, pushing his daughter on a stroller and someone like stabbed him and he died. So they were able to like communicate with him and he was just nervous to cross over because he felt like, you know, he had done drugs and he was just nervous like what was next. And so then they were able to talk him through it and then he like left, right? And then she says, okay, everything's fine.

But the woman said, hey, just in case maybe keep your son, like have your son go somewhere else because that spirit was attached to him because they were related. And now that he's not here, we don't know if there's other spirits that came through the ghost box. Oh, what? Yeah, so then she sent her son to Grandma's house and she was at home and she started hearing like a thump and like a growl,

she said. And so then she called the medium up and she said, is there another spirit here? This is what's happening. So the lady came with her daughter, but she told her, before we get there, put salt like around the windows and like at the door and then at the door of the front of the house so it can't escape. And so as soon as she did that, she said that the door slammed shut. And then she said that she tried to, I'm giving me myself goosebumps, that she gave her, she tried to open the door and it felt like someone was like pushing the door shut and then she fell back and then the ladies came and then they went into the room and they said

that all of a sudden they saw like a shadowy figure that looked like a bat or like a gargoyal like coming up and then she said all of a sudden they saw two angels coming into the room and it was almost like a fight like a physical fight of angels and like a demon and then all of a sudden she said that the angels like whisked away and then the woman said that she said that she'd never heard anything, nothing weird happened to the house after that. That everything was safe. It's pretty creepy. Oh my God.

It's so scary that you never know where you're the space that occupied before you. Yeah. That was so scary that I'm afraid it came here. Like, I feel like you brought it here. No, I'm like so bummed out. I just think that was, it was interesting because I never have heard like a story where you, they talk about like angels and like demons, like they could see them biting each other. Yeah.

Oh my God. Well, there you guys go. That was very, very scary. Did you think this was going to be this scary? No. I thought it was a couple of stupid stories. And look at her beaming like a little cutie. Give us mean mug.

There it is. This is a side note. She's multifaceted. She is. Multidimensional. I texted you this. You need to do like true crime and ghost kind of story videos on your channel because you're really good at it.

Yeah, you bring us in. I'm like sick. I know. All right, maybe. Stay tuned. We'll see. Wow. I'll do with the mean muggin face.

Well, there guys go. If you like this deep dive on ghost stories, let us know in the comments. Tell us any of your ghost stories. Have you ever had an encounter? Also, let us know if you enjoy this whole deep dive thing that we're doing lately. And let us know if you have any ideas for our next one. Okay. Well, speaking of spirits that just won't quit, I think it's time for a recap.

Oh. about to happen. Ryland's recal. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, a grueling episode of Big Brother leads to a cast fight that shakes the show. I think there's real-life drama,

you know? No, I agree. You can't take the competitor out of me, so it's like, you shouldn't put me in this kind of scenario if you don't want things to end poorly, Shane. This is Ryland's villain origin story. You know, and it's like... Tonight on the Shane Dawson podcast, a villain was born.

Stay tuned. In two years, there'll be a musical that nobody can stand watching about his story. I don't know who they're going to get to play me because I can't sing. Speaking of people being born. Lizzie had a baby. Elizabeth Gordon had a baby whose name I can't stop saying publicly. He's beautiful, has great hair, and we're all shocked as she was a baby looks basher. I mean, those are all things confirmed by her.

Hey, T.J. Max, check out. Come on, get it? Oh, TJ Max is scamming us all. You know how you're always stuck in a line? Well, it's by design. And we actually have a T.J. Max customer on standby, Jared. Yes, so I am here at T.J. Max behind three bidses who want to return like 50 things. And I cannot just help looking at these chocolates.

Little pieces of bracelet. They got iPhone holders all in the line. Girl, they're trying to get me to buy. I'm seeing that there's some great coffee cups. Are you going to get your wife one? Why? You're trying to expose me? Oh, ladies, he's single.

He's going to be the night. No, that's manifesting bad things. Okay. Speaking of manifesting bad things, today on the Shane Dawson podcast, The crew Manifest Demons and Darkness. Notice why I didn't have a story? It's because I live in a fantasy commercial world

where nothing bad happens ever. Wow. Lizzie was on Dr. Phil. I might have been on Dr. Phil. Like, for real, for real. That could be me. The hamster theory. Oh.

In even bigger, broader news, hamsters. Are they the pigeons of the house? Ooh, house pigeons. Are we buying spies? Are they even real? Did I actually kill my hamster that I thought was dead? Or, yeah, I would say you did. Because it's probably just hibernating.

Wait, are we all hamster killers? Didn't they make a movie about hamster spies? I'm having a, I'm having a memory. G-Force. G-force. Also, there's no pee in hamster. What? What?

H-A-M. Esther. Oh, I think Beetlejuice won an iPad. Oh my gosh. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice is back for a second episode by popular demand. And because you all loved him so much, Faith had it that he won an iPad. This is my first ever iPad, and I'm really excited about it. I can cry, thank you so much truly from the bottom of my cold-de-heart.

Beetlejuice, we're so happy you got an iPad. What are you going to do on it? Watch porn? Search fat? What will you do? Just fat? I don't know. What do you think my search words are?

Okay, what will you be using your iPad for? Beetle juice? Yeah, what are your search words? I don't want to talk about it. No, you've got to tell us now. Flea Market Adventures. Oh. Spencer had a cameo on Flea Market Adventures,

which is a series on Sandy Yaw's YouTube channel that is also co-run by Jared Yaw. We did not find the Walrus, unfortunately. Also, my favorite animal is a walrus. Wrap it up. All right, you guys. Well, happy Halloween. I hope you have a fantastic season,

and hopefully none of these demons that we spoke about enter your life. Thank you so much for watching. Make sure you shock your Shane Dawson merch at shan-dustnmerch.com. And we'll see you right here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Follow everyone in the links with the...

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Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. Oh, my God, edition. That was, that was a show. Give ourselves a clap. Oh, my God. We did that. And, yeah, stay safe out there. Watch out for demons. Don't claim this energy. Don't claim that energy. And we'll see you guys next time. Take us out, Beatlejuice.

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