The Shane Dawson Podcast - Hollywood Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Hey, what's up you guys? So really quick before the episode starts, I just wanted to give a little update and also say thank you guys for all the messages and all the sweet comments and just checking in on me and my family during the last couple weeks. If you don't already know, there was huge,

fires all across LA. One of the fires was the Palisades Fire, which was so devastating. All of them. The Eaton Fire, Palisades Fire, like homes, complete neighborhoods. So many people lost everything. It's just been the most horrible, heartbreaking situation I think I've ever lived through. Our house is okay. We were able to come back home yesterday. We were evacuated for I think like 13 days. But once again, we're safe, we're good. Thank you guys for all the support. Sorry I didn't say anything sooner. I kind of, I don't know, it was just so scary. But thankfully, the firefighters, the first responders, everybody in LA basically has been doing so much to help donating money, their time. Like it really did bring the entire city of

L.A. together. But obviously it doesn't take away how sad it is. So yeah, we are good. We are safe. My plan today was we were going to film a podcast with everyone and kind of talk about everybody's experiences with the fires and what happened because we all live in LA. But to be honest, we also have the flu. We're at the end of it, but we still have the flu. We didn't want to risk getting anybody sick. Some of our roads are still closed from the fire. So we're going to wait. That episode will be out in a couple weeks. We're going to film it later this week. But the episode today, I'm so excited about it. I'm going to say it's my favorite episode we've ever done. It has everything I love about this show. It's a big brother finale, but also obviously we have

conspiracies and we talk about other stuff too. But we put so much effort into this. so much work. We have so much going on. I'm so proud of it. And I was so excited for it to be the first episode of the new year. So I want it to be. Even though a lot has happened, I still want this episode to start off this year on a positive, fun, happy note. So hopefully this episode makes you smile. And I really am trying to be positive about this year. So grateful. I feel so lucky that this is my job. This is how I make my living is by doing this show with people I love. And I just can't want to do this all year. So thank you guys so much for the support. we appreciate you so much and i hope you enjoy the first episode of the year bye

this is great there's a new year it's a new year it's a new season of our show chris's Looks like Beetlejuice. If he was a pastor, there's a lot going on. Jared and Sandy look like they're going to the Oscars. Spencer looks like the best teacher in the world. Honestly, yeah, trying to impress the parents at teacher night. And with that tie. But I got my, like, fun little tie.

It is fun. I'm the cool teacher. Oh, my gosh, geography. I had an algebra teacher that was very similar to you vibe-wise, and he would go, it's not seaweed, man. It's algebra. I wouldn't do that. Okay.

Well, I'll go back. Yes, you're probably wondering why we're all dressed fancy. No, it's not because it's a New Year's party, although it kind of is. It kind of looks like it does look like it. We have confetti guns. We have balloons. Thank you, Spencer, for that. He literally, the day that I was like, I think we should have balloons.

Party City went out of business. Yeah, I looked at it up. It's like, closing the doors. And honestly, wait, Party City closed. It's really sad. He's been texting me about it, like how sad he is about it. I'm devastated. Ryland's got an email from them saying farewell.

Oh, my God. They're saying come in quick because everything's at a major discount before. before we close the doors. At least they didn't ghost us. At least they're letting us know. But where will we get our balloons? Literally have no idea. And not just balloons,

but the last minute party supplies. I mean, candy necklaces. Where are we going to get our candy necklaces? Just in the last year, I had great memories with Party City throwing her baby shower and our kid's first birthday party.

What do we do now? I'm literally there every Halloween. It's one of my favorite stores. I'm devastated. I know. Too bad. Your IP. Are you?

Me. Okay. So, yeah. No, this is not a wake for a party city, although it kind of is. It is today the finale of Big Brother. That's right. Some of you are very excited that it's coming to an end. Are they?

It's very split. By the way, we have some insane conspiracies today. I'd say some of the best ones of the year. The year just started. What? Are you making a joke because you say that every week? No, it's because the year just started. We have some good ones.

We're finally going to talk about Hollywood conspiracies, which actually works out. We're all dressed like we're at a scary Hollywood party. So it kind of works. So you can definitely skip to that. I'll put the time code. But for the people that love the Big Brother segment, there's a few of you, me included,

this is a fucking epic finale. We have props. We have an inflatable situation outside we're going to go to. Yeah, we're going to leave the couch for that. We have prizes. just one we have two we have two and one of the prizes is a check for five thousand oh we got a big check like one of the big ones way to start the new year so who is still in the competition we have jeree i'm doing it for party city is it sponsored by party city

that's a put him out of business it's sponsored by raycon thank you raycon i'll give them the proper shout out in a second. We also have Beatlechris. Hey! I'm excited. We have Lizzie. Hey! What was that? I don't know. It feels like who I am now. Okay. We have Riley. The future winner of Shane Dawson Big Brother. So they are going to be competing to the death. It is going to get to the dead. It's a lot going on. So stay tuned for that. But before we get into that, I feel like it would be weird to not talk about this because while you guys were getting in your Oscar attire. I was literally in the other room with a doctor opening up my ass. What? What? We have a fun week at our house. Hollywood. Is there a doctor here?

Yes. I brought her in quick. I didn't want you guys to see. This is, listen, I feel like it'd be weird for me not to talk about it because it's so insane. So I had this hemorrh. This isn't going to get too gross. I'm going to keep it pretty light because I know some of you might be eating. But I had a potato-sized hemorrhoid. It was very bad. I expected it before the doctor. So it was, okay, so this is right before we traveled for Thanksgiving, and it was like, I couldn't sit, I couldn't walk, I was like,

and I also started shitting blood, and I was like, there's something going on, Happy New Year. So yes, hammer it's big, so then I'm like, well, I need to see it. So I get like a mirror, I get a palette, like I have the conspiracy palette down there. I'm like trying to look in the mirror,

I'm not seeing it. I'm trying to take a picture of myself. I just keep getting balls. So, it's hard with it's so big to get him out of the way. in my life. I took a video, but it was cinematic mode, so it was like blurry. So then the doctor comes over.

She's like, I'm going to inspect it. Well, then she goes, I need a stool sample. I'm going to try to keep this clean. Those are beans in the fridge, right? On the top. It's baby food. I literally told you, you better not miss it. You better not place it anywhere close to the baby food because somebody will think that it's

baby food and beat it to them. That kind of looks like poop in there in a temperware. That is ground beef and sweet potatoes. Mine looked like chili with ketchup. You said you're going to keep it not that gross. I didn't hear like a doctor when he's asking to. So gnarly. To like diagnose like how's your poop looking?

By your chance does it look like chili with ketchup in it? Oh, it was worse. I love my doctor, by the way. Well, keep it clean. So I'm on the phone with her, right? Spencer's in the other room. I'm like, I gotta take a phone call real quick. I did not know this is going to what is happening?

So I'm like, hey, hey girl, she came over. I handed her my bag and she was like, thanks. And then she's like, so can I see it? And I was like, okay, so they're setting up the podcast. I walk over to the bedroom. I lay down. She spreads open my ass and she goes, oh, wow. No.

Let me just tell you, I thought it got better. I thought it went from a potato to great. So I thought we were doing good. I thought we were, you know, but she was shook. And she goes, okay, you're not in pain? I was like, no, I'm pretty okay now, just besides pissing blood. And she goes, if you were a little older or not as healthy and you know, whatever, I would be worried about it bursting. What?

Say it, come again? She goes, well, a lot of men who get this have to wear diapers or pads because they could just burst at work or in the middle of the night. And it's so much blood. And now I'm just curious if it like burst, what's inside of it, you know? Because if there's blood, I didn't think that there was blood. I thought it would be something else. I heard it's like a kind of a kind of a kind of fun. It's a little Pokemon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So hopefully I'll get better. The stool is off to the tester. So we'll see what I got. It was not an enjoyable experience. But I think maybe it is relatable. Some people out there with roids, if you have a roid, drop a comment below. What did you do to get rid of it?

She told me maybe freeze some sort of hot dog or some sort of food, frozen burrito, and put it in my ass for 15 minutes. In your ass? Uh-huh. She wants you to insert it. The doctor told you to freeze a hot dog and put it in your ass. I love her. She's honest.

No, no, no. You know, more like a bun. Like my ass is the bun. Right. Okay. How are you guys doing? What's your New Year's like? What's going on?

Lizzie doesn't sleep. Yeah, husband's being a mummy. I'm done sleeping. I think it's overrated. And I think anyone who's like, I need some sleep is like weak. Because I'm good without it. I've never needed something. less in my life, then sleep.

You seem stable. I'm fine. No, I'm good. No, I guess all I can think about right now is because you're talking about your intimate relationship with your doctor. Yes. All I can think about is my doctor trying to show me what kegles are. So my OB put her finger inside me and then said grip that.

What? Oh my God. Yeah. So that was what we did together. Okay. Yeah. Honestly, one of the symptoms of post-pregnancy is your pelvic floor is just nothing. Whoa. And I don't know if you guys knew this, but you really need your pelvic floor for some things.

What things? What does that mean? Oh. Yeah. So now it's like, and I never really had like a warning system before, but it's like, now it's like, well, we're pooping. And we're pooping. You know what I mean? Yeah, we are.

I keep back. My poor kid. I'll be like mid-changing. We're like, well, we're pooping. Put them on the floor real quick and run to the bathroom. Yeah, just pooping together. We have a new term and, should I expose this? I don't know what you're talking about.

Because I've been shitting myself so much. Like full-blown pooping pants or? So, impressive how much for having a hemorrhoid. So, okay, one of our favorite YouTubers, shout out, Paloma. How do you say her last name? Paloma Malafian. Yes, she's an actress. She does musical theater.

So we watch her videos. And there was one where she's like, Come on, I'm going on stage, I'm nervous, and then she shit herself. Or she said, she was like, I might shit myself because she was having diarrhea. I really hope I don't shit myself. She was taking backup pills or whatever. I will be having to take some of these before today's show. So now every time I almost shit myself, I say, oh my God, I'm going to ploma.

I got a paloma. Oh, my God, just poloma. So shout out Paloma. Thank you for my new favorite catchphrase. Oh, my God. I'm sure. She's thrilled. Nice. It's a power.

The very impover. There was a, I went to UCLA for screenwriting, and there was a boy in the class who fully shit himself. Oh. And I noticed, and I could tell, he was trying to sneak out, and it didn't go well. And then someone grabbed my arm and was like, did he shit himself? No. And all of us knew, and he never came back. What?

Yeah. And we were all standing by the door chatting, and you could just tell this poor guy in short, khaki shorts. Oh, gosh. If you were going to shit yourself, it's not khaki shorts. Well, speaking of shitting ourselves and never coming back, we're going to take a quick little break. And if I do come back, we are going to have the finale of Big Brother. Get ready. See you in a second.

Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. I've missed you. Guys, this is crazy. We're in 2025. If you would have told me when I was a kid that I would live in the year 2025, I would. I'd be like, oh, we're flying. We're flying with our jet packs.

We could take a little pill and put in water and then a pizza grows. Why is that one I wanted? That's what I still want. Dogs can talk now. None of that has happened. But I'm still having fun. Anyways, happening.

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I know it's scary. I'm a little shook thinking about it. So thank you so much, Seekek. And I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the episode. Welcome back to Big Brother. I'm hosted by Roo Paul. I don't know how to do, listen, I can do Julie. I have my wig and I have my coat, but I kind of want to be Rue.

I don't know it's hard. Be rude, do you? Thank you. Or do Roo. So yes, we have so much planned. First of all, big shout out to Raycon for sponsoring the finale and giving the winner $5,000. Thank you, Raycon.

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Okay. So before we get into this grand finale, let's take a look at where we've been. Oh. The house guests who will be evicted from the house by a vote of two to one is Sandy. Oh, I am going to use one of my vetoes on Beetle Chris. What?

Oh, my God. This is the best day ever. Rylan, you ain't going to have. play me bitch my votes for jerry my votes for jerry i really appreciated what you had to say about motherhood jared i thought that was beautiful i meant most of it and because of that reason it pays me to say james this is your last day and all of you you're all liars you're all backstabbers and i'm rooting for every single one of you because that's how you play big brother yes baby Wow, what a crazy ride we've all been on, y'all.

Are you not going to dress this, Julie? It's just kind of hot. There doesn't be Julie so fast. Do you want to be Julie? It's funny because you've never got a chance to do it because you've been in the game. Do you want to, you can be Julie, but then you also have to be right.

It's okay. I'll just be a contest. I got to focus on winning. I can't be Julie and win. I just need to win. All eyes on the prize. Good for you. Thank you.

That was really big of you. Don't have to be on the wig? I think it'd be better with the wig. All right. You know what? While I'm transforming, contestants that are still left in the game, explain what your strategy is going to be

in this huge finale, starting with Jaread. My strategy is just to keep doing me, keep on playing a little on the sideline, starting the fires, walking away, and leaving myself unscathed. Yeah. I mean, I've been dead for a long time, so I'm going to do a lot of stretching.

These joints are a little stiff, not working like they're, once did, you know what I'm saying? You know, I'm just going to be nice to everyone, because I just think that everybody should have a friend in this life. And if somebody wins and maybe they're my friend, they'll consider me for winning with them as well. I don't know. Hey, I'm Ryland. I'm going to win when it matters the most. I'm going to come here to take home the $5,000 and I'm not messing around. I'm going to be cutthroat and first get rid of Jareen

because I didn't forget that he said he was gay when he's not gay. I don't even know what he's talking about. Hold on, I'm almost ready. House guests, it is time. Today we are going to be going through. Sorry, I saw you in the monitor that just caught me off going. And what, boner alert? Ooh, I love this wig.

Now I know why you love this. Hi, Julie. Ooh, I'm gonna get fired. Um, house guests, you all look beautiful. Wow, you really brought your A game tonight. You look ravishing too, Ms. Julie. Fuck off. You're not giving my attention. The former evicted house guest tonight

we'll be voting for the winner when we have our final two. But right now, we have four, and that's two too many. So it is time for our first H-O-H live competition. Outside, we have a surprise. And this surprise involves something inflatable,

something that Spencer was on the phone all week trying to book, something that was very, complicated. I'm dripping. And it's here and it's dangerous. And we are going to go right outside and I might not have my wig or jacket anymore because it is hot outside. We'll see you out there. House guests. Are you ready for the battle of your lives? Yes. So this HOH competition is called Battle to the Death Drop. So basically, what we're going to be doing is we have a death biodome set up on the other side of my yard.

Inside of this biodome, there are helmets, there are jousting poles, there is an inflatable ring, and there are no rules. You can go for the head, you can go for the balls, you can go for whatever you want, and whoever is left standing will win HOH. So are you guys ready? I'm confused. I'm already having ball problems, so I think, well, I came prepared with a cup. I don't know how comfortable Julie is with her husband being dressed like this. You know what, at least I put a shirt on and I put some underwear on. Oh, okay. I was getting dressed in the beauty room and I was like, what is this green?

Like, fuck, what is this? Who's this? Through the power of ChatGPT, I asked to randomly select one of our four competitors to go first. And whoever goes first will choose their opponent. And then whoever wins from that battle will continue to choose their opponent until there is one survivor, the H-O-H. So the first person has to fight every battle if they continue to win? Yes. Oh, this is exhausting.

Oh, fuck. Easy. ChatGBT BT has chosen as the first competitor, Lizzie! Oh! Before anybody in the comments gets mad at us, we asked Lizzie if she was comfortable as a woman fighting a bunch of men and she said, fuck you. and she said fuck yes yeah I said beat the shit out of me okay those came from her not me I'm nervous so yes we have GoPro so we can really see the competition live do you want to strap one on Lizzie's head which one of you hoes am I going to beat first

oh I've ever seen my life this is insane those are winners right there hold on what so are we on a balance beam uh you'll find out soon oh god Lizzie, who are you choosing as your first opponent? I'm gonna have to do it eventually, so I'll just start with you, Jared. Oh! It smells like the bravest thing I could have done. Okay.

She is brave. I'm gonna faint. Welcome to the Biodome! Oh my God! Woo! Okay, Lizzie. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Choose your color. Blue. Okay. Oh my God. Oh, look at him! Look at him! Oh my gosh! Okay, take your purchase! Oh, fuck!

They're closer that I would like... This is horrible. This is the scariest... This is sketchy. Wait! Hold on, hold up, hold up! How do you hold this thing? I don't know!

How do you hold this thing competitively? It starts! And three! Two! Two! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Go out of her straight! Go! I'm going for a light hit! I'm going to get my pants! Not the butt, it's on it. Oh my God! Oh my God!

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Okay. Lizzie, it is time. Choose your opponent! Beetlechris! Yes! All right? Beetlechris. Yes.

What is your strategy going into the Biodome? I mean, listen, I'm not really the strategy type of guy. I'm just gonna go in there and go crazy. Ooh, I'm excited. Beetlechris, it is time. Enter the arena. This is fun. Uh-oh.

You look pretty happy to me, Lizzie. Yeah, all right. I'm so weak. from the first round. Okay. On the count of three, three, two, one, go! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! You hit me in the face, you bitch! Whoa! Beetlechris, choose your opponents. I mean, I think it's just right, left, right? I'm the only one left. Oh! Oh, this is exciting.

Who are we betting on everyone? I think Ryland. I bet the juice is loose. Yeah, I got my money on Ryland. I got my money on Beatlechris. This is scary. I'm scared. Okay, here we go.

Three, two, one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Chris is gonna get it. Oh, no. Oh no. I can't see you. I don't look wrongly. Chris is the juice.

Oh, I could watch this all day. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chris took himself out trying to hit me too hot. I know. Wow.

Oh! I can watch this all day! Oh, it's been to be a winner. All right. Well, congratulations, Ryland. You are the H-O-H or the finale! on the finale. Did you guys all think this was real? What is happening?

Wow. Yeah. Ew. YouTube will demonetize you. I got demonetized for having this in a video five years ago. All right. Back to the couch. We're back.

Congratulations to Ireland. You are the H-O-A. Thank you. Thank you. I told you guys I was going to win when I needed to win the most, and I did. I'm proud and I did this for you. Shout out my hometown. You don't even say it?

They know who they are. Here is your H-O-H robe. Give it to me. Jillie, get to me. Oh. Oh, it's gorgeous. Scary. So before Ryland chooses his nominees for eviction,

the houseguess have some time to canoodle, hang out, and get in his ear and try to manipulate a mastermind. Remember, 5,000 real dollars are on the line. Okay, Jerry, let's talk. Talk to me. I'm here You talk to me Because right now you're on my shit list

So you better make a real good offer for me Or else Raleen I love How you're coming at me proper right now Okay But you got a respect game I see you

You're a competitor You won Congrats by the way Thank you It was alright I liked it It was good But you got a respect game right now

First off This dude got to go He literally thinks he's Beetlejuice Beedlechris No trademark drama. Beedlechris, we both know Lizzie's fake. Let's be honest. She's too nice.

Nobody's that nice. Good talk, Judy. Good talk. Brian, oh, sorry. Beatlegris. Really quickly. May I interject? Oh, okay.

Lizzie? Oh, yeah. Jerid, if you are who you say you are, a gay man. Oh, see, she's coming out. This is the real her, everyone. What does that mouth do? What does that mouth do? It exposes you.

Oh! Okay. I always been 100% real, Jareed. Julie, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, houseguests, gather, gather, gather. Ryland, it is your time, Ms. H-O-H to choose two houseguests for eviction.

Who are you going to choose? Well, tonight I have to nominate two of you, and when there's only three remaining people to be options, this was very difficult. I hope all of you can take that into consideration. We've grown very close. I love all of you, and this is not personal. This is just game. Oh, no.

First up, I'm turning a key to reveal Jerry. I'm sorry, brother. You faked being gay and there's nothing I can do about that. Second up, I'm turning, Chris. I'm sorry, Chris, but Lizzie, she took the brunt of the competition. She was selected by AI to go first and she had to battle three people so that I only had to battle one. So I feel that it's only fair with the competition that you're up. I see it.

I respected. Thank you. You're welcome. Wow, I am mashed. Houseguess, it is time for the live veto competition. One of the nominees will have a chance to take themselves off the block. And this veto competition is a fan favorite. We are going to be playing What the Flea!

Everybody grab your boards. Sadly, sorry, Sandy, you're out. Sorry, Spencer, you're out as well. Sorry, you guys, you can't play this game. Okay. Are you ready? Here is number one. He was just watching the boys.

It's so gay. It couldn't be more again. Let me play that one more time. He was just watching the boys. It's so gay. It couldn't be more gay. It couldn't be more gay. What do you think Lizzie said?

Jereid answers. Dive. Oh, the diving episode I'm remembering now. Diving episode. Beetleprice. I'm positive, I'm wrong, but it's what I heard. Oh, and you blinked it. Thanks for sleeping.

I don't want us to get demonetized, you know? I think Ryland's dick earlier did that already. Lizzie? I said doubles diving. Oh, doubles diving. Ryland? I said diving. Okay.

I think it's synchronized diving. I think it's synchronized diving too. Let's see. He was just watching the boys diving. It's so. I think I'm right, too. I think Jareed got a point. No, what?

Yeah. Rylan got a point. I think Dived. I mean, that was pretty close. It's literally verbatim or is not verbatim. Whatever, Spencer, you keep track of points. I was the only one with the real answer. I think Jareed and Riland both.

She also had done. Why not Lizzie? Okay. And Lizzie. Okay. Why not me? We have a very stern judge. All right.

Here we. Number two. Yo, when I'm I am so nice. No, I'm kidding. I'm so bad. Yeah, when I'm I am so nice.

No, I'm kidding. That's hard to think of something he's nice. When I'm not doing you. Okay. Are we ready? Yes. No. Jereid, answer.

Filming? Oh. Oh. I don't know about that. That's a read, Jareed. Beetlechish. It's wrong. We know it's wrong.

We know I'm wrong. He's full. I said sick. Oh, I'm starting to remember. Oh, is that right? I don't know. I said drunk. Oh.

That would be a lie. Let's see. The answer is. Yeah, when I'm filming, I'm filming. I have to give that to you, Jerry. I do too. I felt like cheering for you. Ryland, I'm coming for you.

Oh my god, he's a genius. Good job, Jerry. Number three. We're filming, be nice. This is not looking beetle good, you know. I love you, Vicki. Yeah. We can't wait to hear about you talking about

your body. What? Can you play one more time? Yes, we love you, Vicki. We can't wait to hear about you talking about bodies. Something bodies? Oh, I can't spell enough. Oh, no.

My hair keeps getting thinner. It's starting to fall out. I'm so nervous. Okay, answers to read. Burning. Oh, that's right. That's what it was. Damn.

Beetle crates. Dead. Simple, simple. I said decapitated, spelled. Oh. Decap, uh, Ted. Yeah, that's wrong, but okay. But thank you for the, but thank you for the picture.

What the fuck is to Capid? My next child's middle name. It sounds rich. Okay. I had no idea. I thought we were talking about her criminal boy, ex-boyfriend. Criminal. I'm the HOH.

I can't go home on this one, so. Okay. All right, let's see what the answer is. Well, we love you, Vicki. Yeah. We can't wait to hear about. about you talking about chopping up body. Oh, everybody was wrong.

I mean, my picture. Your picture wasn't too bad. Okay, let's try another one. I'm sweating. This one has two answers. Oh. Listen up. 25 step a day difference.

Wow. That makes the loser a real fucking loser. I mean, someone say, ooh. Oh. I don't know. What?

No idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. Jeremy. Two words. Be careful. Interesting. A threat.

Fatal words. I'll never know. Dumb and stupid. Lizzie. I said not winner. And Ryland. Awesome and great. OK.

This is going to be a big old goose egg. Let's see. 25 step a day difference. Wow. That makes the loser a real fucking loser. I mean bottom. Someone say a power bottom. Oh.

Interesting. Okay. Here we go. Expect from me. And I expect from y'all. All right? I remember, but I don't. I thought removing my appendix made my memory better,

but it's not many better. I was thinking better at your talk. I just want to be a part of it. Okay, okay. Okay, Jaree. Respect. Oh, I think that's what it is. Wait, it was one word.

I thought it was two words. Always. Beetlechrist. It's one word? I think it was team's partners. Okay. I erased the top one. Lizzie, greatness and repeat.

Respect. Oh, respect. R-S-P-E-C-T. Ryland. It seems like you two have been cheating. I wrote a very similar. I wrote the bottom and she at the top. And we glanced in.

And you call me, you cheater. I didn't say anything. No, we just are telling apathical. Okay, let's see. The answer is... Expect props from me. And I expect props from y'all. Oh.

You're all fucking idiots. You're all dumb, dumb, top. And I'm disappointed in all of you. And imagine cheating and still being done. And imagine. This is as hard as I am when I look at you, Julie. Some of us don't have to imagine. Okay, let's do one more.

Spencer, what are the points? The score is currently Riland with one. Okay. Jareed with two. Not really. That's, I knew he's gonna say that. Lizzie with one and Chris with a goose egg. Okay, this last one is hard. And it is going to be worth two points.

Oh, it's anybody's game. Except Chris. Oh, the fetal Chris still play. I want to see you try. Do you want to make it worth three so he has a shot? No, it's okay. Okay. Okay.

So sad. Nope. No, it's okay. Okay. Here we. Oh. We're worried about the chapstick on the nominee. Joe Biden, like in every speech.

Like on accident. Oh, not Joe. Shout out, Joe. Come on the podcast. Can you imagine? Okay, let me play it again. We're worried about the chapstick on the nominee. Joe Biden, like in every speech.

Like, on accident. Answers, do you read? Krusty lips. Ouch. Beetlechrist falls down. Interesting. Lizzie. Cotton mouth.

Oh, oh, with pictures. Okay. Ryland, dry lips. Okay, let's see. I'm nervous. Poor Joe. We're worried about the chapstick on the nominee. Joe Biden, Hocktua's, like an episode.

Oh. Haktua. Oh. Give me the necklace. OK, well, that's it, everybody. The veto winner is Pha-Tua Dree. Wow. Jareen, what is the same for yourself?

This is worst case scenario. I know, I'm trimming. Like I did in that segment. question be careful oh it's getting crazy what happened we're just nervous i wasn't a part of the harmonizing let's do it again we're doing it with fear you're doing it with excitement but it was nice to have the differentiation thank you okay housecast oh this is getting crazy jury you have the gold power veto Which means you can veto one of the nominations, obviously yourself. But if you choose to veto, Beatle Chris, I'm sure you would love that too.

Jareed, make your decision. In your Beatle fucking dreams. I'm vetoing myself out. Whoa. Okay. Ooh, this is big. Yeah. That means, oh no.

Ryland, you have to put up one house guest as a replacement nominee now that Jareed is off the block. Yeah, Lizzie, let's see how good a friend he is now. He's going to put himself up. Uh-oh. I'm not allowed to, so don't try to pin me against her like that. I'm actually, I have immunity because I'm the head of household. Unfortunately, because you're the only option, you have to go up.

But this is all of our faults because I've made an enemy out of Jerry. Now he's won the veto competition, and I have to put another ally on the block. So this is worst case for me as well. You know what? I totally understand. And it's fine. It's fine. Okay, everyone. The nominees are Beetlechris and Lizzie.

It is time the only, oh my God. Oh, Jerry, will be careful. The only vote that matters. The sole vote is Jareed. Wait, I was really bad at math. Why? The H. OH doesn't vote unless there's a lot. It is Jareed.

So before we get to the final eviction of the season, Beetle, Chris, and Lizzie plead your cases to Cherieed. You can do it in private if you want. Yeah, luckily I got my noise canceling headphones in. Thanks, Ray Kahn. Thank you, Ray. Jureen, I have literally never respected a person. Why did I respect me to him anyway?

I really struck a better at my head. Oh, my God. Is this if I can, what language? is you speaking, girl? Wow, this is psychotic. Yeah, proven my point. I think you're great. I know I'm great.

And I just have to say, it was a pleasure and a privilege fighting in that arena with you today. And even if you do send me on the chopping block with my bastard child out in the cold, turning me out to do God knows what on the streets to vet for my. family I want you to know that I'll always think very highly of you and I've really

respected the way you played this game I'll get y'all bus tickets and they'll be appreciated fetal chris treat buddy old hat listen hear me out really quick all right if we're being practical you want to win this game and if we're not going to be like emotionally manipulative like some people then you know we can just be practical and be like she beat you and I did not and I probably factually would not, so I'm a better person to bring to the end. Okay, Jereid, it is time. Make your eviction.

Oh my God, I'm scared. Oh, my God, this is scary. This is awful. Oh, I broke character. I'm scared. How's my mascara? Bad, but it's okay. Oh, no. I am expecting something from this.

I promise I'll give you some of my own winnings. Is the name that he says out or is? Out, okay. Out. Just want to know what we're doing here. Oh, God. This is too stressful. This is too much. Bye, Beetle.

Oh! Oh my God! I feel like he was about to turn on me the second he was with me. Jereda. Beetle, Chris, you have been evicted from the game. Oh, I'm so sorry. You are my favorite. What are you going to do now?

I mean, I'm probably just going to go back to the underworld. I don't need money down there anyway. Fuck me till I'm doing. Dad, and bring me with you. That's what I was really hoping. I don't know if that's good for your ass, Julie. Oh. See you on the other side, Julie?

I will. Oh, Beatlechrist. Oh, this is devastating. I said to be careful. You didn't. Bye. Beatlechris is a part of the jury. Oh, so Beatlechrist, don't go anywhere.

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Bye. It is time for the most important. The final HOH of the season, the winner of this HOH will be automatically advancing to the final two. and they will choose who goes with them. This is huge. The game we are going to play is, how well do you know your house guests? Oh, this is my favorite.

So we have questions that we asked all the members of the jury, and those questions are going to be really hard to figure out. You guys are going to have to guess what they said, and then we're going to show the video evidence. So the first question is from Shane. Who the hell is that? Shane's question was, Shane, what is your go-to Taco Bell order?

Write down what you think. Current menu items or of all time? I don't know. It's an order. That's all I can say. Okay. Jareed, what's your answer? A cheese cassidia, a crunch wrap, and a Baja blast.

Oh, I'm hungry. Oh, I almost said Beetlechrist. Oh, rest in peace. Lizzie. I said chalupa? Oh, three of them. Well, there was three from spellings. Okay.

Jerry Drite with the cheese cassidia of all. Also, nacho grondees and grilled stuffed beef burrito. Okay, interesting choice. Extra large. Let's see what Shane. Okay. I'm so glad you asked me this question. My favorite Taco Bo order, my go-to if I was on death row final meal ever order,

would be the Fiesta Taco salad with Volcano sauce and Baja sauce on top, and the grilled stuff XXL beef burrito two pounds. Oh! I got the grilled stuffed burrito. Eh, wrong. What? Nobody got it. I got the grilled stuff burrito.

Yeah, but nacho grande, never. You'll always be snacking on those nacho grondees. Yes, but it's not my all-time favorite. Okay, but I don't get one point for one item? No. I'm going to give you a ghost point, but those can vanish in a blink of an eye. Okay, the next question is for Chris. We asked Chris, what were his biggest medical emergencies that have happened over the course of the podcast and in chronological order?

Oh, my God. See, this is like, it's going to have to be in points. The entire podcast, like all of the years. Okay. Write your answers. I don't know how to spell any of these things. We should have done a spelling bee. We would have had no winner.

Am I missing something? She's really writing. She's writing so much. Oh, my God. I think so. Okay, here we go. Jareed, what are your answers? All right, first, you got a bacteria infection from going into a hot tub.

Oh, I forgot about that one. Gerd. Septic, appendix removal, and then most recently, you might need a C-PAP. Damn, that is a thorough, amazing list. That's a listener. Yeah, be careful. Lizzie.

I said in a different order, we started with GERD, and then there was the monkey pox, aka the rash from the hot tub, and then there were migraines, anxiety that's like heart attacks, tummy aches, which I forgot to spell septic and appendix shit. You forgot the spills.

Is it to spell it or how to spell it? Both. So you just didn't put it as your answer. I just said tummy shit and appendix. Okay. I'm Gerd, stroke symptoms, migraines, sepsis, appendicitis. I forgot about CPAP and hot tub.

Oh. Okay. Spoiler alert. I think Chris forgot about it about it. Spoiler alert. I forgot about the hot tub. I'm also a little bird. He already told me Chris had to call his mom to make sure.

Yeah, I have such a bad memory. I was like, what did I have? And I called my mom. Oh, I love you. Okay, let's see. The answer is. Okay, I might be forgetting some because there's so many. I think a lot started right before, but the ones that started since being on the podcast

are chronic dry eye syndrome, followed by heart attack symptoms caused by Gert, allegedly. Um, chronic fatigue, severely bad stomach pains and issues digesting food, uh, sepsis, uh, my appendix removal, insanely bad migraines, and, uh, sleep apnea, most recently. How the fuck was anyone supposed to get back? Exactly like you said it. First of all, you've been hiding your dry ice on. Have we ever talked about the dry ice in? I don't think, it didn't seem like an exciting thing to talk about. Oh, my God. I feel left out. I feel like I have sandpaper in my eyes all the time, and it sucks.

I have the eye drops for you, my friend, because I also have dry eyes. No way. We go across the door. Start a fucking club then. We need to talk about who's going to win this point. Well, no one, because nobody got all of them. If you put all of your answers together, you still didn't get it. Who got the most?

Who got the most? Well, that doesn't know because I got the most of the shades. And I think you have a ghost point. Bacteria. Even he forgot. Gerd, septet. Well. Appendix removal, and then I think I'm the only one they got to CPAP.

To be fair, GERD was before the podcast. But it did strike our oh my GERD conversation, so I'm counting it. Herber GERD. You also said heart attack symptoms from GERD in that. Yes, that's true. That's true. Lizzie. I have GERD, hot tub rash, migraines, anxiety that's like heart attacks, tummy aches, appendix shit.

I think Lizzie gets wins, but rather. GERD, stroke symptoms, migraine, sufficis, appendicitis. Lizzie gets the point. That's not fair. Chris, it's up to you. As a member of the jury, who do you think it's the point? We'll close our eyes and we won't guess who you vote for. No, it's okay.

I think Lizzie should get it. Oh! How quickly the tables turned. Oh, that's fine. I just get a point two for Shane. I'm not letting that go. That's why I wrote it down. Well, there's a ghost.

Okay, the ghost is back. I don't think it's that crazy. This next question is about the house guest, Spencer. The question was, Spencer. Describe your Bumble profile picture. The main one? The main one. Lady Catcher.

We've talked about was online too. Yeah, we reviewed it. Shit. Uh-huh. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, did you read? What is your answer? Red final shirt, brown pants.

He was double cupping it down in the basement, sitting on the fireplace. Whoa. Whoa, I didn't understand the question. Lizzie, describe. And they had longer hair. Safe. I really didn't understand the question.

What? I'm a little nervous. Wait, he, what? How did you get there? What did he like describe his choice? How it makes you feel? The vibe. Yeah, and it's like safe.

Aw. Ryland. That's why I couldn't spell anything. That makes less sense where you couldn't spell. Go ahead, Ryland, you just cheat, but go. Well, no, I added. You cheated, but go. I added a second.

My first, my top one was in a basement with quirky things from a lot of years ago. And then I remember, it just hit me. There was another one where you were like with like money stuff and like a crazy shirt. Well, let's see what the answer was. He just says safe. Okay. So the main picture. We see you getting after your fitness goals.

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Yeah, and I'm wearing green pants too, I think. So that's what I used to pick up the ladies. How did you guys not remember the corn crypto king? I didn't remember the corn but or money stuff with crazy. Okay, I will say one thing. Jareed perfectly described another picture of mine. He did, he did. But we said May.

But was it the question? I'm just giving him credit. It sounds pretty safe if you ask me. I'm going to make an executive decision. No points. None. None. Sorry.

If nobody gets the voice, I'm fine. Sorry. Geez, wow. Okay, Sandy's question was. Oh no, Jared has the upper hand. Oh, oh, oh. Suddenly I need the point for the last one. I feel sick.

Sandy's question was, what is the name of Sandy's favorite chiropractor? Oh, my God. This was a three-episode arc. Chiropractor or acupuncturist? Oh. What was it? Acupuncturist.

That's what I meant. Hey, be careful. Be careful. Jared knows because it's his wife. You should have known that Taco Bell order. Here we go. Oops. It was cute how you almost got it.

Okay. Are the answers in? Jaree. What is your answer? Terry Chang in Chino. That's right. Specific, even location. Lizzie.

I just said, Jared, please don't vote me off. Oh, I know, please. Pleading. Okay. Dr. Riverside. Oh, my God. What? I just, the doctor I thought was in Riverside.

I would watch that show. Clever. Okay. What is the name of your famous chiropractor? Dr. Terry Chang. Oh. Oh, Jareed for the win. Okay.

Nothing ghostly about that point. Wow. He's really holding on to my real win. Gerid, you are so funny. Okay, so, Benzer, give me the points. We have Jareed with one, Lizet with one. Oh, and Riland with one. We have a tie.

Wait, really? Oh my god. Well, luckily, we've prepared the tiebreaker to end all tiebreakers. It's just a gun with a bullet. We're gonna play Russian roulette. Some of you might remember, this is a trip we all took together.

Together. We will be- And we will be using. Oh, a scale. How much does it weigh? How much does this giant Chipotle Burrito weigh? Now, this was the biggest one that they would make for me. Oh my God.

Oh my God, that's my handbook. The woman was trying to wrap it in the cashier just started laughing. He was just watching, he was like, I don't know. It was like, I've never seen this before. So wow do you read what are the rules Rylan pounds we're going pounds well we get to touch pounds and ounces no pounds and ounces oh do you want but they could pass it around maybe if you go over are you out your yes over is that let me see that scale

let me see this crisis right rules how much did you say that ways jereid I almost want to unwrap it would that be naughty well yeah if we want to eat it later like everyone takes this life are we going to write down their answers or say it we're going to write it Oh, oh, my God. Oh, wow. The way your wrist is shaking. Limp wrist are. Oh, my God.

Oh, he's doing curls. It's over five. Oh my God. Or is he just saying that to. Oh, okay, put in your answers. How many pounds do you think this burrito is be specific? Because if you go over, you're out. Pounds and ounces.

Pounds and ounces. Every ounce counts. Okay. answers are locked. Jereid, what did you guess? Three pounds, 12 ounces. Oh, you're fucking crazy, Jared, and I love it. Lizzie.

Four pounds, eight ounces. Oh, 5.3. Oh, okay. That's weigh. It's four pounds eight ounces exactly, isn't it? You can tell us. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Seven pounds. They're not nothing about weight. Oh. It is three pounds, three ounces. Wait, they all went over. But Jareed was the closest, which means Jareed won the final H-O-8. He went over.

Wow, Jaree, what do you have to say? Final A.J.R.E., where the way? I think I've said it enough. That's really only three pounds. This is bad for both of us. Okay. Jareed. He's made it to the final.

Oh, fuck. Now it's between you and I. But, you know, you had beef with it. I just love that you guys are turning on each other now. Okay, Jareed, because you are the final H-O-H and because there are only two other houseguests, it is your choice. You will be taking one person, either Lizzie or Rylan, to the finale with you. Who do you think you want to sit next to in the finale?

Remember, the jury will be voting. Ryland, Lizzie, this is your final chance to sway Jareed's opinion. I'll listen. I would just like to point out, Jareed, that I have recognized your abilities this entire season. You best. you like an elegant ice skater doing figure eights around all these hos and every time you have tried to get into my head it has worked and I don't know who I am anymore and because of that I need okay I'm going to wrap it up sleeping I'm gonna wrap it up to save you your precious time because I respect you so here I go what's up fake bag now I respect your Russell, I respect your game. You weren't my favorite, but I can acknowledge that wins, it wins, a win, a win.

So I respect what you want to do and hope you have a good life. So when do I cut? When do I cut the fat? Okay. Jereid, now is the time. Choose who you want to remove from the competition. Bye, Ryan. Oh.

Bye-bye. Be careful. This competition was ready for a winner like me. here I come. Welcome to the jury Rylent. Hey, Julie, girl. That was a very good game. You won some things, you lost some things,

but most importantly, you lost your dignity. Correct, Julie. And that's exactly the way I feel, but I would be willing to come back for all stars. Ooh, the call's coming. Lizzie, Jareed. You are our final two of the season. Oh my God, this is big.

Jury members, come on down. I guess I'm shaking. And truly, this is confusing. Okay, jury, let's talk about the final two. Who do we think played the best game? While we're talking about the final two, final two, think about your speeches. These speeches are iconic.

The final two speeches are what win or lose you the game. You will have to sway the jury's votes. You will have to get us to think that you deserve the $5,000 and you can throw the other person under the bus as much as you want. Okay, jury, while they're preparing, let's chat. Who do you think played the best game? I think that Jareed played a pretty good game. He was a little manipulative.

Jareed's about to deliver the death blow. Let's start an alliance early on and let's win together. Back in the diary room. This idiot thinks we're starting an alliance. Hey, Ryland, you already know what's up. Hey, Jerry. I just farted in your room and left. But always came in pretty hot and hard for the game.

It's kind of sexy. I think. I think Jareed, vicious competitor, won a few times. Definitely did. What do you think, Spencer? Yeah, I think Jareed is, I hate to say it, but I felt like Lizzie kind of got there by accident almost. And she might even agree with me.

I think she even got to skip a couple episodes and just like skip to the final four. Oh, yeah. Maybe just won. I think Jaree played a good game. I think Riland was his top competitor, and I think he masterfully, with a little stroke of luck, took him out. He never turned it off. No, he did that.

He never turned it off. Yeah, he was even intense walking up. Beetlechrist. This is hard because you were evicted by these people. How do you feel? I mean, listen, emotionally I got evicted by Jareet, so I want to say, hell no. But if I break it down, Jareed did play a really good game. I mean, it's pretty factual.

But Lizzie just had a baby. And considering that, killed it. A lot of people would have said that's too much I'm not even going to try, so I think she deserves all the respect in the world for that. So let's just keep that in mind. mine. I'm Lizzie. I'm very pregnant and I'm gonna fuck some shit up in here because I'm hormonal as hell. Bow down bitches. I'm about to be your H-O-H. I don't know. I'm just trying to be nasty. It's like southern. I love it. Oh wow. Wow, that was a big zip. Yum. But Jerry played a fantastic game. Snaps for Lizzie all around. I think you did great. You're a new

mom. That's incredible. I have to say as much as I hate Jerryed. He came out the gate swinging. You know, he had a big mouth. He showed up and won competitions. He was annoying. He was competitive. He was awful. He was manipulative.

He was all of the good things that make a big brother player great. So I think Jerry had overall played the best game. Lizzie overall is the best new mom. I love that. It's called big brother, not big mommy. But okay. Okay. Final two.

Here we go. Who wants to go first with their speech? Ladies first. That was manipulative. It was manipulative, and that's really what it all comes down to. Who's been flying under the radar? Who do you think got here by mistake? Who got to get here and miss a couple of rounds?

Maybe it's someone like me. Okay, keep going. Don't give her help. It's being gay. Listen, listen, I was going to try and act for a minute, as if there was a chance at hell that I'm struggling with that I deserve this. And I'm stopping. Oh, my God, she's crying.

Because I want this so bad. Oh, my Lord. I have had a traumatic fear, and it would be so nice to start it off. right for my little fellow. Aww. And so yes, my hat is off to you to read that you are a capable, manipulative,

psychotic snake in the reeds. You did that. You fucked with all of us, like a tidal wave and blue crush. But guess what? That girl carried a rock at the bottom of the ocean and came back to the top and won the surf competition. And if I'm not that girl,

that I don't know who I am anymore. I need this to be over. Me too. Wow. Wow. That was powerful. Oh, man. Okay, Jeree, that was powerful.

Give us your speech. Okay, so... Time to drop the act. Oh! You've already done this. You've already dropped the act once before. Only in the confessionals. Yeah.

Only in the confessionals. You didn't know about it. You didn't know about this. You didn't know about this. I came here to prove a point that you can have fun. You can play the game. You could win. And I think tonight I did give chances.

I gave Lizzie the chance on the jabbling. I let you beat me. Okay, wobble, wobble. I let you beat me, okay? During the game, I had some throwaways. Coming across very unlikable. I had some throwaways. But I'm just saying we're here to play the game.

I just feel like this was a competition and I won obviously. Okay. Wow. Did that make you guys like not like him? It was a little cocky. Is that a little soft? It felt a little Kanye at the end there, you know? It was giving Kanye.

Something from Taylor Swift. Okay, well, this is gonna be hard. Spencer, we have a pot of cards, and we're gonna pass it around, and you're gonna write down who you are and who you're voting for, and then I will read them aloud one by one. Ooh, this is exciting.

Pass that pot. Oh, he can't write one. Oh, we don't get to vote? No. I was really counting on my own vote. When you put it in, Don't say who you're voting for. Give us a little something, something.

Okay. I casted my vote for somebody that's going to lose. Oh, a pity vote, I see. I'm voting for the player that I think is the most evil. Wow. I'm voting for someone who I really feel deserves it. Yes, that was perfect. I'm going to vote with my heart.

Oh, that's hard. Ooh. Are you nervous? I'm like actually nervous. I'm not even playing a game anymore. I know. This is my life. Oh my God.

I'm really crying. I'm really torn. I kept going back and forth, but I had to go with what my gut said. And that's what's in here, so. Quick thing, members of the jury have confetti guns. Then by your feet, by your feet. So get them ready. I believe it's a twist situation.

And when the winner is announced, confetti. Oh my God. I'm nervous. I keep it to the middle of the room. My God, look at the check. Spencer's writing out the check. This is scary. He's writing it right now.

Yes, this is so exciting. Can you believe I'm gonna have to clean all this? Yeah, it's gonna be a lot. Okay, the votes are in. Oh my God, okay. Oh my God. Beetlechris has voted for Lizzie. Oh.

Oh. Thank you, Beatlechris. One for Lizzie. Okay. Sandy has, has voted for Jury. Oh, that's one for Lizzie and one for Jury. Okay.

Riland has, oh, written a lot. It says, I'm Ryland and I'm voting for Lizzie, so she has one vote from a best friend. Aw. Well, she has two now. Well, I didn't know Beetlechrist is gonna go out on the land for you. Oh my God, I'm so nervous.

Shane has voted for Jerry. Oh! It comes down to spin. Whoa! Two votes for Jareed and two votes for Lizzie. Oh my God. Crazy.

Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. And the winner. My feelings are already hurt. I'm going to say. Why am I going to cry? This is too much.

And the winner of the Shane Dawson podcast, Big Brother is Lizzie. Woo! Lizzie! Lizzie! Seriously? Oh, Mama Lizzie! I gave you a pity. Yay!

I gave you a pity. Oh, my God. Congratulations. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Jared. Oh, my God. Why am I going to cry? Wow.

Spencer really fooled me with his when we walked around. Wow. Thank you, Spencer. Hell of a game, Jareed. Oh, my God. Hell of a game. Lizzie, the underdog.

Sometimes the underdog wins, and I'm okay with that. Jared was the better play. Jareed was definitely the better player. Hens down, hence down. Well, congratulations, Lizzie, the first winner of the first ever Big Brother Shane. Thank you, Raycon.

Thank you. Thank you, Raycon. Five thousand dollars. Thank you, Spencer. Oh my God, the confeder. Hold on, I just need to show what this looks like. This is insane. This is the happiest room I've ever been in.

This is a crazy room. Rylan's gonna kill me. My OCD is on fire right now. Okay, well, guess what guys? There's a plot twist. Viewers. all throughout this episode have been voting in the podcast IG group chat for America's favorite player. That is correct. And the winner of America's favorite player will get $2,500.

Oh, what? And that's sponsored by me, baby. Wow. Oh my God. Hold on. Before you say who the winner is, give us the top three. In third place, we have me with 700 and in a big bump up this was really a top two a real top two race is jared in second place and in first place is beetlechrist oh oh beatlechrist oh my god oh beatlechrist what do you have to say to america wait really it's happening beetle oh my god oh my god The dog hair that was in it? Oh my God. Beetlechris, beetle Chris, Beatlechrist, Beatlech, what do you have to say?

Thank you so much. Holy shit. I can't believe this is a thing. The holidays have been really rough for me and I really needed this. And Shane and I had a conversation about this and I can't explain it words how much this means to me. Thank you so much. Holy crap. Thank you, America.

And all around the world. Well, we love you, Beaton. We always will, always have. But there is a twist. The runner-up for America's... Favorite. Still wins a prize. Spencer, you want to show the prize.

The runner-up will win. $100 to Olive Garden or other... They own other restaurants. You can go there, too. Bigrats. Yes, everybody wins. Well, guys, that's it. That is the finale of Big Brother.

That was the most fun I've ever had in my whole life. I love it so much. If you want us to do it again, even though I know a lot of people don't, please let us know the comments. Give us a thumbs up because it would be really fun to do it all stars. This was one of my favorite episodes to film.

I had so much fun on the inflatable. I might do the inflatable for my birthday. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Congratulations, everybody. And we're going to take a quick little break. When we come back, conspiracies, get ready, guys. I'm gonna take this wig off.

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I feel like, hi. That was so fun. I'm still crying. Oh, my God. Okay. This first conspiracy, I already can feel Rylan jumping out of his chair for this because he's been screaming this at me all week. There is a theory.

that the Spotify rap is fake. And I believe it because he like brought this up to me and I said, oh my gosh, I was gaslit by Spotify and my rap. There's a lot of songs I like by Tate McCray, like a newer pop star, but they said she's my top song. And I was like, there's no way in hell she's my top song. Like not even close. He doesn't even know it.

Yeah, exactly. That's my point. It was definitely a Gracie Abrams or Taylor Swift's song. Wow. Okay, well, check out this quick clip. My Spotify wrapped is. fake. It's not real. It's wrong. And I know this because I have been tracking my own data through the service Last FM. And I like to see if the data matches up. And this year,

I've noticed some pretty obvious discrepancies between what Spotify tells me is my top songs and what my top songs actually are. I think Spotify is pushing forward artists that fit a certain pop narrative. It told me Charlie XX was one of my most listened to artists of the year, and I famously did not like Brad that much. So I don't know where that came from. My own wrapped, I just did not feel like represented me, which makes me think someone has hacked into my Spotify account. I don't know what's going on here. Okay, first of all, we love Spotify, shout out Spotify. I don't want any drama with Spotify and I don't want to be sued. But it is interesting because we talked about in an earlier episode Spotify plants, which are artists who,

Spotify, maybe it gets paid to put on all these playlists and get the numbers up. Once again, just in theory. But if that's true, then the Spotify wrapped is kind of a part of that. All of these companies have all of their own agendas, though, because Apple, they chose an artist that wasn't, like, factually the top artist, but who they thought was the most influential. So it's like they're making their own rules. So it's like all these companies are allowed to do whatever they want because they own these companies and it's their agenda.

I mean, I have one question. When did everybody stop listening to Pandora? I don't get it. I use that all the time daily, you know? You still use Pandora? Shout out Pandora. My collection is on fire. I love it.

My boyfriend and you, I think, are the only two people. What radio are you listening to? I mean, well, at work I have low-key study. Or like hip-hop low-key study or something, but I have like pink, Randallamber, you know. Wow. Yeah. I listen to Pandora through the house.

Oh, we do. We do. Okay, well, speaking of companies lying, I can't be rude for this. Okay, Stanley Cups, this isn't really a theory. I just thought it was crazy because I thought we were leaving the Stanley Cup drama behind. We've moved on from the lead, from the bullets, from the fires. We're enjoying our gold Stanleys and we're trying not to think about what's at the bottom of it. But this is a new thing.

I don't know if you guys have seen this, but this is fucking insane. The popular drinkwear brand, Stan. Has voluntarily recalled about 2.6 million of its travel mugs because of a potential burn hazard. Company says the lid on its switchback and trigger action mugs can actually shrink when it's exposed to heat, causing the lid to then detach during use. Oh, my God. 308 reports of burn injuries from those detaching lid. Oh, my God. It's floating.

Does that apply to our Stanley Cups? I don't know. It looks exactly like the wood of it. I don't think it's any of the ones you guys have. Their travel mugs don't have any of the handles on them. It's like a different kind of thing. But the travel mug, everyone's going to put coffee in. Well, they're using the wrong Stanley.

Come on, guys. Get one with the handle on it. Don't, you know, they blow up. You're doing it wrong. Yeah, so shout out Stanley. I hope something, you know, God. Good luck. Okay, guys, this is huge.

Jared, do you remember a few months back you told us that in December, there would be a final answer. about whether or not the earth was flat on December 14th and this is called the final experiment oh yeah there was a conference there's a whole thing they did a test and it is happening now I have the answer of whether or not the earth is flat we've been waiting you want to explain really quick what I'm talking about what the conference was at all that yeah so they had a way to decide whether or not the earth was flat with definitive proof and they were going to go to a place up in Antarctica And it was an area where if you looked up and you saw the sun rotating around for 24 hours straight, then that would mean that the earth is round.

But if it went dark within that 24 hour period, definitively, the earth is flat and the flat people have won. And they're right. Okay. Well, here is. What? Well, the flurthers. So here is the answer. Uh, sometimes.

Going on vacation. We're here for it. With kids who turn a back seat into a courtroom drama over whose tablet is louder, whose charger is faster, and while watching the same cartoon for the hundred times as a human right? Yep, we totally have vehicles to handle that. Because whether it's a road trip or a business trip, where your flight's delayed, your phone's at 2% and your dinner, whatever's open. Yeah, here for that too.

Enterprise. We're here for it. Times, you are wrong in life. And I thought that there was no 24-hour son. In fact, I was pretty sure of it. But I respect Will Duffy for being a stand-up guy, at least in the way that he kept saying it was true. I kept saying it wasn't. He said, do you want to go?

I'll take you and brought me here. And it's a fact. The sun does circle you in the South. So what does that mean? You guys are not to figure that out yourself. Don't listen to my beliefs or my opinion. It shouldn't matter to you. But at least you should be able to accept

that the sun does exactly what these guys said as far as circles the Southern Continent. First round, he sounds like you during your finale speech. Tears. I was thinking of me like, what an honorable man. Like, what a great guy to come forward and just be humble like that.

Yeah, the Earth guys, it's round. No. What do we do? Dang it. What do we do? I had my suspicions. I know a lot of people that are going to be upset.

Are people free people? out you're kind of more tapped into the flat earth community than I am are people freaking out about this is it devastating I would imagine yes I've recently untapped a little bit oh no but yeah I mean I would imagine that if that guy is up there saying because my thing was I figured even if it was proven to be round there was going to be an immediate rationality for them to say it's still flat right so I'm curious to see how a lot of people are reacting based off of his response right he seemed to have acceptance towards it so this could be huge

I don't know. I don't know what to expect out of the flat urchers right now. I think we can just say that it's around. We can say a lot of things. We could say them and you know what? I don't believe. I don't get it. Oh, man. Okay.

This is something that I don't know. By the time this episode goes out, I don't know if the truth will finally be revealed. I don't know where we'll be at with it. But Jared, can you please break down what is happening with these drones? What is going on? Who owns these drones? Why are they everywhere? Rylan's mom texted me about it.

and was like, do you know about the drones? Like, everybody's talking about these drones. Can you break down what you think about this? Before I actually even knew where they were, ironically, our brother lives in New Jersey, and we were talking on the phone, and I just threw out there, oh, have you seen any drones? And he said that he's seen them, and they are like the size of SUVs flying around in the sky. 15 foot or so wingspan drones hovering around. One would go over, and then the next one would come.

And I saw a drone that looked like the size of a small car. Multiple car-sized drones near the Essex Townie, New Jersey airport. These are just a few of the dozens of mysterious drones spotted circling above New Jersey. But nobody knows exactly where they're coming from or why they're flying them right now. But the fact is they know for sure they're either military, commercial, or hobbyist. So there are people that are just flying drones in the sky, but no person has a drone the size of an SUV. You know, this is probably millions of dollars of a drone. And just a flight aimlessly in New Jersey would make no sense.

So for military, they're saying it could be because there was a nuclear bomb that was shipped into the harbor in New Jersey and it's gone. No one knows where it is. You're the mayor of Bellum, or excuse me, of Bellevue. What do you know? In my opinion, they're looking for something. What might they be looking for?

Well, potentially we're aware of a threat that came in through Port Norque. There was, and there is an alert that's out right now that radioactive material in New Jersey has gone missing. So now they have, drones that are out there flying to try to find this thing. Just a theory. Just a theory.

So that's what they're saying these drones are, though. It's military that's looking for these nuclear bombs, possibly. Maybe they're just getting people comfortable with actually having drones out there that are looking. And in the future, when they're everywhere, we're not going to question it as much. But also the commercial drones, because like I said, it was military, commercial, and hobbyist, they're trying out those to see about delivering packages. So imagine just like in the middle of the night, there's just going to be hundreds of thousands

of drones flying around with like flat screen TVs, your food. So, I mean, along with AI wiping out a ton of jobs, it seems like drones are going to be able to do the same thing. And if some of these drones are able to, you know, be able to lift up things as a size of SUVs, who's to say that you can't like travel in a drone one day? There might be drone taxis. Whoa. Yeah.

It's like a fifth element. To me, the saddest thing is I bet it is a missing nuclear warhead that they have lost because that's not the first time that's happened. Yeah. I just think about the surveillance opportunity that these things offer. They're probably already out there. But at some point, there will just be drones flying everywhere that could see us at all points of the day.

We're never going to be able to get away from them. I mean, you just might walk into your backyard one day and there's like a drone hovering down that's looking for you, you know? Did you see the videos on Instagram where the drones fly over and then all of a sudden, like it's a mall parking lot and all the car lights start flashing? Like they like blink on and blink off. I haven't. Oh, I was really hoping you had because I wanted to know what that was about.

No. Some aliens. I would just imagine that they're beaming some sort of a radio frequency, though, that's connecting with those car lights. It is very weird, though. Oh, my God. It's like none of it feels good to me. Unless there's no audio on the video and it's actually turning on the car alarms because of a vibration. It's not the car alarms.

It's just the lights. That's what freaks me out because I'm like, if it's the car, because I'm the same way, I'm like, oh, it's a boom or whatever. Like it's, but it's just the lights. And then there's also the spooky part of, have you seen the militaristic Chinese drones that can multiply in the air and form synchronized, becomes like a full wall of drones in the air, so many that it's like hard for your brain to comprehend what's happening. And it's incredibly elegant too. That's not what I thought you to say. That's why the government says they don't want to share any information because they're worried about other countries getting the intel and using. it against us because the other thing drones are really being used for is war.

I mean, like in the last five years, I think most soldiers are almost needed because if they really have an op, they just send a drone with a bomb attached and they go and they drop it on them. So, I mean, the way that they've militarized them is pretty scary. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the drones are, but I will say it is interesting that they say the government won't really show us what they really have or the capability. So the fact that we're seeing that means the capability that they actually have is

even fucking crazier do you think it'll ever get to did you see the second tom holl and spider-man movie where jillen hall was a bad guy and he used drones to make him see whatever he wanted his environment or whatever yeah and i'm like how far are we away from that where they can literally make you see anything and then like everything could be conditioning us yeah and that's all some yeah i mean i mean that spider-man movie was project bluebeam it was literally like he was creating these holograms in the sky to make people think the world was ending and shit yes Oh, wow, yeah. Well, speaking of...

Crazy. Terrifying. It gets darker. So the other day, me and Spencer were talking about... I saw a clip about this. I think it was Joe Rogan maybe, or it was like on a podcast. They were talking about this movie, eyes wide shut, which I've never actually seen. But I've heard so much about it over the years.

Even a month ago, Spencer brought it up to me. And he was like, oh, have you ever seen it? Basically, there is a theory involving that movie and involving Hollywood in general that is so scary and crazy. and kind of goes in line with Bohemian Grove and Illuminati and all the things we love talking about. Spencer, do you want to break this down? Yeah, I'll break this. Jared, you also, I think, probably would guess, know a little bit about this as well. So Stanley Kubrick is the director of Eyes Wide Shut. He's, like, already his name gets entangled in a lot of conspiracy stuff,

namely that he was the one who helped fake the moon landing, allegedly, and, you know, like, he's like a really genius director, and he's had a really crazy career. And so his final movie was this movie, Eyes Wide Shut, which is based on a book from the 20s, but he really altered it a lot. And it's Tom Cruise is this doctor, and he stumbles across a secret society, and it's this crazy sort of sex cult.

Everyone's wearing masks. They're doing these weird rituals. And so that movie was in post-production, and Stanley Kubrick, who had been pretty healthy up until that point, died of a sudden heart attack in his home. The director, Stanley Kubrick, one of film's greatest, yet most controversial figures, died today. He just finished what?

was to be his last film, Eyes Wide Shut. And so people think Eyes Wide Shut was his way of trying to sort of speak out against us, like, this is going on, this is going on in Hollywood, this is going on. A lot of people think also that NASA people were involved, so like the NASA and Hollywood connection there. But yeah, so, I mean, I have a, we can play, I don't know if we want to play the clip from it or not. Oh, yeah. So this is him entering the secret party. And so you can tell, like, sort of the themes and weird stuff he was playing around with.

Good evening. Good evening. Passwords, sir. Fidelity. Thank you, sir. So anyway, that's like the vibe of the stuff that he's doing. So what I heard was when he's like the vibe of the stuff that he's doing. So what I heard was when he died, he died before the movie was finished.

Like they were still editing it. And then a lot of theories are that things were taken out of the movies because they were like, Stanley went too far. Let's take it all. Let's take it out. He's not around anymore. He won't get mad because they were too afraid of what this would expose, which is crazy. But also, if he was super involved in that world, if this is really what is happening at these

Hollywood parties, what the fuck? Yeah. I know. Well, I mean, like, just to kind of wrap up a couple of the things you guys were saying. So Stanley Kubrick was a very prolific filmmaker, but he died four days after they finished production on the movie. Okay. And he was the kind of individual that was so meticulous that every single scene was laid out to where it was numerous things were being addressed within a scene, even if it was on a subliminal level. So for him to film a movie and then for 24 minutes of it to not be used to.

are like fucking insane. Wait so you're saying there's 24 minutes. So there's 24 minutes of the movie cut out after it was done because it's believed that they were revealing way too much about Hollywood's elite secret societies because there's like scenes with orgies. There's like sacrificial scenes. And they depict Hollywood parties so well. And all of these parties is about blackmail and bribery and basically just getting

people to operate on this reptilian level of only thinking sex is what matters and to demoralize themselves so it's pretty crazy to think but yeah the fact that any stanley kubrick movie would have 24 minutes of unusable footage is like fucking insane so the the party thing is so scary to me because the filming thing like when when all the stuff was happening recently with the parties and all of that and they were talking about how many tapes they got yeah like what i feel like the sensors on the toilets are filming me. Honestly. Right?

Yeah, I get scared when I'm in a urinal. But yeah, and I mean, even recently, this is kind of crazy, but it was believed that Jamie Fox was going to come out and talk about it. And he was going to go on record and try to help and expose a few things. And then he randomly got like in a coma. Right. Whoa. I'm just saying.

Look into it. Well, doesn't he, I think he talked about it recently, right? That he was claiming that maybe he got poisoned. There was some poison. What? And everyone knows who did it, he said. And the media really was hush-hush about what could have happened to him when he was hospitalized. Yeah, it was like, we don't know.

We don't know. It's not sure. It's a mysterious disease. Yeah, and then other people, they end up off in themselves in prison with islands. Yeah, with more parties. Do you think it's all of Hollywood, or do you think it's just a select? I think it's the peak of Hollywood. I think that if you really want to be in, like, the tip-top position, you have to adhere to their roles.

I don't think anybody will ever be the Tom Cruise, the, you know, John Travolta, the Melk, any of those people and not either join them or somehow become the enemy. You know, so how many people do you hear about that they make it look crazy in the media? Those are probably people that they offered something to and they said no. So then in Hollywood, it's not, it's just really more like the actors are more like ponds and then the bigger companies are the ones really playing this game. Yes, pretty much. Wow. Well, that was crazy. Hollywood is very scary, and now the sky with the drones.

So we're all fucked. Happy 2025! Yeah. Well, speaking of scary people who are bringing in a new year. Let's get to a recap. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, it's a new year. and there is a brand new winner of Big Brother Shane Dossin edition. Sorry, Jerry, do you really put up a good fight? You did. But sometimes the best don't always win. Oh! I think it's pretty fair to keep that as it was. We're saying the best player.

Right. Yeah, we knew what you meant. I'm the best player. I mean, I was pretty great too, but... Move over aliens. Drones are in town. Is he? Yes, they were seen in New Jersey.

We have a special correspondent in New Jersey on the scene. Cherried? Okay, there are drones the size of the SUVs flying over my house, taking pictures into my bathroom, selling them on the internet. What are we going to do? Well, as a drone pilot myself, I can say, don't worry about it. Nothing to worry about. Oh, I totally, I can't believe.

We were so stressed. There's confetti everywhere. Guys, we have a special. have a special for all the big brother fans out there and for literally ryanland i don't know we got a special cameo for the winner of big brother well well well congratulations you won the Shane dawson podcast version of big brother yeah you did it you freaking did it congratulations how freaking fun to all of you that play in this online podcast big brother version i want you to know if you ever want to be an actual contestant on cbs's big brother you can do it if i did it you can do it trust me and i wish for all of you to have a relaxing loving wonderful holiday season with people that love you and never

want to evict you out of your house bye guys peace and love yeah if you don't know who she is i got with it Big Brother, she stole the last season, one of the best players of all time. She was an icon, she was everything, and she was the entertainment of the last season. So thank you, Angela, not that you know who we are. Good for her. Okay. Lizzie cries. Oh, every day.

Lizzie cries every day, but not as hard as flat earthers who now have to subscribe to a popular model. Day. She can't spell, but she's got a big vocab. Spotify's fake. Spotify. Fake is hell. Fake, fake. These year-end rap reviews, I'm offended.

I'm appalled and I quite frankly can't fuck with you. People are using the wrong Stanley cups. And get this. If you have the wrong Stanley cup in your pantry, it might just pop. And it could pop anywhere just like... It's actually a safety feature because it could be worse. It pops first. It could cause rage, just like a hemorrh.

What was that? Roid range. Word rage. It all caused. Oh, Chris has chronic dry eyes. Oh, new symptom alert that we didn't know about. Chris has been hiding his dry eyes from all of us. Maybe, do you want a wig?

Oh, is that you telling me this is not good. I mean, when you put on a wig, you become a different person. Well, we pretty much run through everything. So what else do you want for me? Well, don't throw down. Oh. Yeah, the, I don't know what that is. You want it.

The joust. The Olympics came early to Los Angeles this year when the Shane Dawson podcast, Big Brother, finalist entered the Biodome. Four people entered. One man left. That man is questionably a man. You kind of look like Bert from the Used.

Thank you. I loved that. Right? Yes, I see. A little bit. Anything else, boss? I don't know. Take us out, Julie.

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That was it. That happened. That was it. You bought me in a wig. You bought me in a wig. Wow. Well, that was the craziest episode. I think we've ever done. I think we deserve to sit down and watch Devil Wars Prada tonight. What? You guys have earned it. We've earned it. Thank you. Thank you. Well, hopefully you guys enjoyed whatever the hell this was, our first episode of the year edition. Let us know in the comments. What do you want from us? What do you want from us? What do you want next? You want more to crime. Do you want more ghost stories?

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