The Shane Dawson Podcast - Kid Show EXPOSED! Nickelodeon Did WHAT? Shocking Conspiracy Theories!

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

In this episode Shane and the crew get a FACE REVEAL of Viewer Cece and the future father of her child!! They also test one of the strangest food hacks of all time! Throw in some wild conspiracy theories and guest appearances from Sandy and Lizze Gordon and you’ve got yourself a spicy time on the couch!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait, until it pulls up. Wait. We need barbucket. I will start barming. They're cooking your shears.

Don't, if you start doing that, I'm going to start to me. This is a horror movie. So now she's about to rip the spine out. No. Like Predator? Oh. Oh. It's a crime scene, dude.

Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but really quick, I want to let you guys know that I have a brand new audio-only exclusive episode that is up right now on Spotify and iTunes and any other place you can get podcasts. And it's called Fights with Shane and Ryland, where me and Ryland debate and fight about everything. And also talk about Big Brother. So check it out if you want. And yeah, we're going to be doing a lot more of those with Jared and Chris and everybody. So hopefully you enjoy it. Okay, enjoy the show. Bye.

Hi. Okay, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. special guest edition again obviously Sandy is back and for the first time ever on the podcast Lizzie Elizabeth Gordon is my podcast co-host

Yes from the Sip Yes Hi Lizzie, welcome Hi thanks for having me Now we're let's just be honest about what just happened because I think we have to Lesby honest Yes, lesby very honest

About the lesbian in the room Well, she's not here anymore. Let's not be confusing. I am just an ally. Intel Jojo tells me otherwise. So JoJo Sewa was just at our house. This is a lot. We're all coming down from it.

It was like a lot. I had to take a little break. She pulled up in her very tricked out $400,000 car that had her face all over it. If only my husband loved me enough to get me that car too. Be your own husband. Yes, true.

So we're all coming down from it. We need a second. But yeah, we're going to have a lot. a lot of fun today. I have a lot of things planned. They're going to go very, very, possibly horrible. How are you guys? Good. I mean, that was an experience, man. You know, I've been quite a bit of psychedelics and nothing has made me questioned reality as much as being around Jojo like that. It was a different thing. It was cool. It really makes you question. A 20-year-old pulling up in a Rari, a Rari with her face all over it, but also like still a humble queen.

So nice. She was so nice. Yeah. Wow. Your first time on the podcast, we have to ask you, do you have any experience with growers? And what are your thoughts on? Oh, my God. Are you going to start World War III in your household? No, I mean, I don't know.

You don't know if your husband's a grower or a shower? You don't have to say that because we're not trying to invade your privacy. Oh, no, I will say that Joe has a dope dick. Okay. And it is different. Rowers can be dope. I would say that it is large, both hard and soft. Okay.

Oh, he's a shower. I guess. It's not very hard to come. No, I don't think a grower. But, like, every time I listen to the podcast and you guys are talking about, I'm like, is it very small before it grows? Oh. You know what I mean? Like, what's the...

It's not the way you would explain a grower. So you've only experienced showers. You know, so I don't think it's a growing situation. Maybe I've never seen a grower. Right. You would know. It would just, yeah, it would, like, triple in size or something. Like, or at least double.

Like, yeah, quite a bit. So, Jared, Sandy, what's going on in your lives? Give us an update. Tell us about what you're wearing. I'm wearing a shirt. Actually, shout out Kobe. get me the shirt but it's like a cool little

psychedelic tie dye there's spaceman on it I like it yeah looks cute I feel like you can't have a bad day in this shirt I feel like this is the super budget way of driving in a car like Joe Josie

it's like my way of doing that yes you know so yeah yeah I'm wearing you know typical Coles jacket lime what's not lime green limit not sponsored by the way not sponsored how is that your channel going

how are you loving being a YouTube I'm enjoying it. I just filmed my first cooking video and I'm editing that. Is this what you were showing us last week? It was actually her second cooking video. Sorry. Yeah. The first one was a little graphic and disgusting. But it's still going up. Are we not getting into that, Shane? Can I show that? So, okay, after the last podcast, we were standing around the kitchen eating and Shane's like, and Jared goes, Sandy filmed the cooking video and she wants your advice. I'm like, okay. And And Sandy's like, is this too gross to post on YouTube? And I was like, asking me that.

I'm like, nothing's too gross. And then she starts playing it, and we all started gagging and almost, I almost passed down. I had to walk out back. What is it? She's literally, it's as if she's murdering the chicken. It's the best way to hype up a video right here. You got a raw ass chicken, like a live-ass chicken? Here's what we should do.

It would have been less gross if it was alive somehow. What was it? Let's maybe show just a few seconds of it. And this is a huge trigger warning. I will put a time code at the bottom of the screen. Is it? Honestly, skip this. Skip this section on the video.

We might convert people to being vegetarian through this video. PETA might hit you up for the footage. I'm scared. So this recipe asked for you to cut the backbone. Oh, no. So that's what I'm doing, and I've never done this before. I love that you have gloves on. I mean, you're going to have to.

Watch this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait until it pulls up. Wait. We're going to barf. We need barf buckets.

That's the spine. Yeah, this is fine Oh my god Wait, it's already a lot I was like is that the dick What is that? It's the spine Just wait Just wait

Those are our kitchen scissors by the way I will start barbett They're cooking shears Don't if you start to me that I'm going to start to me Oh wait until she works in that I can't love motion Oh my god This is a horror movie

This is the raw footage This is the end it yet Those scissors are So legit. Whoa. That's what you're getting out of this? The way, it's cutting through it like cloth. I think you eat.

We're eating this, us meat eaters. Oh, I know. Whoa. Did you see it? So now she's about to rip the spine out. No. Like predator? Oh!

Crime scene, dude. We're eating legit carcasses. It just doesn't sit right with me. No, it's fine. fucked up. That's major. If you think about it too much. So concerning.

How have I never seen a video like that? I'm going vegetarian again. Thank you. Wow. That was a lot. Drop the link for those scissors, though, bro. Back to what we're wearing. Yeah, Chris.

What's going on in your life? I don't know. I can't think. I literally, when I get food, I like, burgers, for instance. I'm just like, this is a protein disc. This never came from an animal. I can't think about it too hard. My uncle would eat, like, fish with heads on it.

and that traumatized me. And, like, that was a lot. I can't think of anything else. I met Jojo Cee, but she was very sweet. Yeah. Weird transition. I think about breaking her spine in half. It's the exact opposite of what I just left.

Jojo is the opposite of the chicken carcase. Sweetest, happiest. Yes. Complimented my shirt, and it's all I'll ever think about it. Chris, I like your shirt. Thank you. Happy pride. Okay, well, let's...

Okay, skip us. That's fine. Oh, sorry. What are you guys wearing? Tell us about your life. I'm wearing Jojo. Did you read a couple of things on it? I haven't read it yet.

Fuck the haters. Love that. Jojo. Love too. Love is love. Gay love. Gay love. Gay love.

That's it. Some doodles. Oh my God, that's Jojo. The back is full-blown a piece of, like a full-blown artwork of her face. It's a really cute sweater. It's very fucking soft. Oh. Yeah.

Rinald, what are you wearing? Just something I picked up in Vegas. Oh, wow. On our girl's trip to see Tay. It was honestly out of necessity because I didn't have any more clothes. right so um so how did you guys meet oh in the service industry it was the dark when we were jojo's age we were working for minimum we just walked back in the beauty room and I was like damn when we were 20 we were broke not famous working three jobs I was working in a janitor's closet

and selling juice and he was a server at a restaurant across the way touched her butt came over smack me on the butt I was like don't fucking touch me like that but that's like What we did in the restaurant industry back then, and I was gay, so I thought it was fine. Wait, why you just touch each other's butts? So, like, when you say that in a restaurant is like, have you never worked in a restaurant like that? Yeah, they're all touching my food and stuff.

All the servers, you walk by, there's lots of butt grabbing. But I guess in 2022, that's probably not cool anymore. This was 10 years ago. It was like. That's when everybody was grabbing butts. Also, it's 2023. Okay, right. Well, speaking of grabbing butts.

Uh-oh. This actually has nothing to with grabbing butts But we have an update So let's get into some of our We still have a name for it yet Viewer Interaction There it is

Okay so this is exciting Obviously you guys remember Cece Oh my God Do you remember? Oh, how can I forget Cici? Okay, I'm so excited Are you guys ready for this?

So she emailed me And she was giving me all the details About her pregnancy So she said, oh my God, I can't wait to share I can't believe it's happening Me and Tommy, name reveal are 12 weeks pregnant Okay, she said Tommy already moved in

And we're getting to know each other It's been fantastic since we found out He takes care of me and the baby And the baby is healthy It was definitely love at first sight Sorry I didn't take your guys advice Maybe I am the crazy one I hope your guys' pregnancy is going well

She said she's due December 10th She wants some baby name ideas If we have any And then she sent pictures We are finally going to do some face reveals for C.C. and her boyfriend. And she sent a picture of the baby. We should call her and do the psychopath test on her.

Whoa. That's a great idea. Okay. So first of all, okay, what do you guys want to see? The baby first? Or them? Her. Okay, let's see them.

I mean, the baby's an ultrasound. I need to see C.C. Okay. This is a lot. Can you imagine if Cici came on our show? Like in the flesh. With the baby? Iconic.

What if she had the baby on the podcast? Whoa. So cute. Okay. This is Cici and Tommy. Oh, wow. Very cute. I love her little cross necklace, her tattoos. I like him. He has a good vibe, good energy. If we keep scrolling, this is them on, oh, my God, they're cute.

Some sort of a yacht, some sort of a, this is Hawaiian vacation. I love that they're matching. Matching. And then this is the ultrasound. Oh my God. This is our baby, our podcast baby. Zoom into our podcast baby. Our baby. We need to think of a name. Is there a gender yet? I don't think she's revealed that yet. We'll do a gender. I love the, gun touch you on her hand. Okay. Very cool.

We're going to need gender fluid names. Okay. Oh, and here's Tommy in the room with her. So this is him without sunglasses. You can see his eyes. I sense a genuinely good dude. Well, yeah. I feel good about it.

Were we all wrong? I think it's too soon to say. I think we shared a spectrum of opinion. Listen. We'll hope is for the best. Even if they end up murdering each other or whatever happens, I believe in true love. And I think that this podcast helped create a baby. Wow.

I do think. that there was a greater help. I don't know why. I think it's Samantha. How did we help queer? All we were like, don't do it. All the world had a plan

for this woman to have a child. So if Tommy's in her life, well, he's going to be forever now. But, you know, there was a greater purpose for this. Does anybody have any name ideas? For some reason, I thought Samantha. I don't know why. I'm bad with names.

Roy. Roy. Stop giving off Roy to everyone. If I could name my baby Roy, I'd name my baby Roy. Roy. Roy. Okay.

Okay, so Roy for boy, Samantha for girl. Yeah. Okay. Keep us updated. I see, let us know. Give us more updates because we're very excited. And yes, good for you and Tommy. We love you guys.

Come on the show. Okay. Evelyn said she went ziplining for her 26th birthday and she wore our conspiracy merch. And I just want to show a picture because this is the most active person has probably ever been with her merch. Hell yeah. This is crazy.

Yes. Look at her on the fucking zip line with her fucking. conspiracy shirt. Is that a zip-blower or a brie? Look at her flying. And look at her getting strapped up. Wow. That's one of your best designs. It's very cute, Shane. Beautiful. And then Nicole, she said she was at her best friend's bachelorette in finger lakes. Fingerlakes. It's a fun name. Is it actually finger lakes or is that a weird slip? It says finger lakes. Is that a place? Finger legs. She's fucking with us. She said she was in finger lakes. And she was wearing her um podcast hoodie look at her having funned and finger legs um okay oh okay this is one of

my favorite things i've ever seen in my whole life trigger warning this is going to be really need to be this is going to be really going to need to be pixelated so um i don't know how we're even show you guys this why so i got this email and this is from kx i don't know if that's a fake name or if they didn't want this to be their name associated with us because of this but Here we go. She said, so I was watching a Twitter porn video as millennials do,

and there was a video of someone taking a BBC and they were watching TV in the background. In certain glimpses of the video, you can see the episode where y'all are dressed to Scooby-Doo characters.

It will make sense since you see the video. No. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Shut the way. Keep watching. You can see.

Oh my God. You're just going to see me as Daphne. That's Chris and Scoopy. So she was watching the whole time. And he's fucking her while doing the videography? But she's really watching the video. She's not even. Oh, look it.

Oh, my God, I saw right. Do you guys get a cut of the Prophet? Oh, look, there we are. There we are. So, yeah. He really does have a big dick. He does. So thank you so much for sending us that.

I've always wondered, any time I've seen porn, I've been like, like, when I see something on TV in the background, it's always like something on Netflix or, you know, something like that. And I was like, that'd be so cool if they're watching, like, you know, like the Jeffrey series. Do you guys turn on? We've never, like, casually had television on in the background while we're having sex. It's not for me, I guess. Do you guys do that, Chris? I mean, sometimes. It's never intentional.

It just happens sometimes that we ignore what's on TV. But there was one time where it was happening and it was like hot and heavy. And then we had like this, like, brutal, like, terrifying Netflix horror thing on. and like the most gruesome thing came on and we were like oh yeah i like go out of my way to click out of whatever's on if like something in the moment happens i'm pretty sure sandy before i said like can you turn out that stupid video you know like it'll be like a video i'm watching about dudes catching fish you know what i mean that's like pretty dumb videos this girl's like intently watching though she's like just like she's like just like watching why we're not making

fun of it we encourage it's honestly like i feel like it's something i need to try like actively watching TV. You want to get Fox while watching yourself? No, while watching TV. I feel like a podcast is like hard to, why would you put that on while you're having sex? Because it's long. It's like you don't have to look for things. Also, you want to listen to it.

It's like the TV was on the floor so she could see it while on our floors. She's in like puppy dog. I'm like eye level. It's like, okay, I'm ready. Honestly, that's the most flattering thing that's ever happened to us. It really is. Okay, this is a big one. This is very exciting.

Ryland, I've been wanting to show you this all week. I'm so excited. Okay, so this is from Caitlin. Okay, so she said, hello, I don't know if Rileyan remembers this or not, but my name is Caitlin, and on his podcast, I called in and left a voicemail

saying I named my son after him. So it's been a few years, and this is Rylan all grown up. Look, it's! Oh, my God. So, really. Can you believe somebody named their kid after you? That's so cool.

Okay, I know I just said that lady getting fucked to our podcast was the most honorable thing that's happened to me, But this one levels up, like two that are like game-changing in one episode. Jojo, that missed, boom. This is incredible. Like, where can I send my goddad gifts?

Send an address. Okay. And then this is from Allie. Sorry, I have a lot today. I just got excited. So this from Allie. She said the subject of the email was, not a cuck in the wild. That's a great subject line.

She found on Bumble, a guy named, well, I shouldn't say his name, but he's 37. And he says, about me. fun, loyal, and a submissive cuck looking for a female-led relationship. I mean, I get speechless when I hear the word cuck. And if I'm being honest, I kind of already forgot what a cuck is. I know, I was like, what is that?

Well, they like to watch their partner fuck another person. You've never, oh, we haven't had you on the show when we've talked about this. Jared, do you want to explain to Sandy what a cuck is? Yeah, a cuck would be basically someone that likes to watch their partner get sexualized by another person to have sex with. Yeah, we were just talking about this.

I didn't know it was. What? you guys are talking about this you were like let's try it out raise your hand if you're a refresh me well there's some some guys who like get off on it and so i was asking him if he did if he if he would enjoy something like that oh but it was not it was not an offer and nor was it i did not we were watching a show and they were like swinging they were cucking they were how the conversation came up yeah i get livid when i think about it i could fucking murder someone with my bare hands that and cool sculpting i'm ready to fucking just snap a neck i'm ready to

to cut a turkey spine out like that just not I don't want to think about that ever again It was chicken. Is that how you would murder your husband? Oh yeah, I could kill Joe thinking about it. I almost killed Joe watching love and death because it's about a fucking affair. Okay, last email. So this is from Laurel and it's a little

story. She said, a couple weekends ago I went to a frat guy's house to hook up. After we finished, we laid down to cuddle and he didn't put his pants back on. As I was laying there, I looked at his peepee and thought to myself, damn, that's tiny. Ha ha. He's just a grower. I started laughing out loud because I thought of the podcast.

Then he asked me why I was laughing, but I didn't have the courage to be honest. So I told them a knock-knock joke instead. And then he said, that's what you're laughing at. Anyways, I love the podcast and watching it brightens my day. Love y'all. See, she didn't know it was small when it was hard. So it's like good machinery. It just is a grower.

Dude, that is maybe one of my favorite submissions ever because I'm seeing what we're doing here. Like this girl before we talked about it might not have known what she was looking at. But they said, oh, yeah, I've heard on the Shane Dawson podcast. It's probably fucking huge. Yes. And not only that, but he needs a grower hoodie. The guy definitely needs a grower hoodie. So we need a picture of you giving it to him.

Also, when I was reading this email with somebody, they gave me a term that I'd never heard of before. And it was very good. It was, um, wait, so he was just going Winnie the Pooh style. And I was like, what does that mean? Like, you know, no pants on, but the shirt's still on. That is so funny. And I was like, that is, I have definitely Winnie the Poohed. That is so genius.

That is so cute. Yeah. So thank you, Laurel, for that email. And I'm sorry, Frat Guy, if you heard us talking about it. But also, you're a grower and that's good. There's no shame in being a grower, right? Because it grows. Yeah.

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So I am currently watching your podcast, and it's people are talking about cucks and shit. Well, I have a story. So I felt this one guy, and then a cuck texted me, and then he was like, can I come over? And I'm like, sure. And then, but the other guy came inside me, and the cuck came over and ate the other guys come out of my pussy. That seems pretty gay. They felt you. She has seemed pretty good.

She got felched. There's a word? There's a word for it. It's felching. Felch is a little different. Is it felching? Felch is when you suck come out of a butt and then spit it into somebody's mouth.

Oh, I thought it was like you're going to get sick. I thought it was just sucking the come out, but it's more to it. That's just eating a cream pie. Oh. Yeah. But somebody else is another dude's gum? A cut cream pie.

Yeah. Lizzie. That was. Hard to swallow. Ooh, not for them. Right, you're so funny. Listen, I know the guy. But there's a way around it, right?

Like, did you not tell him and he just thought that was yours? Like, maybe you just made it. Did you do him dirty? Yeah. Yeah. That would be bad. He probably wanted to know. Okay.

All right. We have one more voicemail. Here we go. This is my fourth voicemail. But you know what? I got many stories, so it's okay. Anyway, my friend or old friend, she's no longer speaking to me because apparently she thinks I'm lying about sucking her.

Then ex-boyfriend's dick, because they broke up, and now they're back together. But anyway, I did suck it. She doesn't want to admit it because, oh, he's so straight, bitch. The homophobic ones, we all know, are the gayest ones. True. Okay? She's refusing to talk to me, and they're not even together anymore. So, what should I do?

Should I confront her? Or should I just let it be? Okay, I thought this one was interesting because what are your guys' opinions on, like, if you have an ex, is your friend allowed to date them? Or no, is that totally off limits? Off limits. I not. I mean, if you really, you want to pursue something and think something is there.

I don't think it's that. I don't think is that word, depending on the level of friendship. I think if it was serious, probably not. But if it was like a two or three month thing, I don't think it's a big deal. I think if you really thought that person was going to be your life partner for the rest of forever, you go to your other best friend and you're like, listen, I know. know this is crazy like you'd have to tell them but I feel like if it was somebody as close as us and you broke up with Joe and I was single and I went after Joe it would be like like that would not be

okay we wouldn't be friends no no yeah I mean I definitely think it depends I would say avoid it if you can personally because it just can get complicated and even if like even if you have a discussion with the friend the friend says it's okay they may realize as soon as you start dating like oh I'm not okay with this at all and now I'm mad and then it causes just complications I think it's complicated it makes things unnecessarily complicated you better love the person more than you love your best front because you're going to lose your best friend. But there's a world where it works. I mean, right. I've never been in that situation. I mean, the only thing I could think that was similar was I was really close with somebody and then I started dating someone that they were obsessed with and that

they wanted to date. They kind of messed up our friendship for a little while because it was like, uh, once my friend realized the relationship was real and stuff. But yeah, that was the only thing I've had with a friend. I've never had a situation where somebody's dated an ex or something. But yeah, if you dated my ex after we broke up, that would be weird. And how would I explain that to our kids? Okay, so my favorite game. Now, this went really well last time. And now we have a couple extra voices in the room for this.

So what we're going to do, let me explain. It's called the seven second challenge. So we're going to show a picture. We've never seen it before. We don't know who this person is. Somebody that sent a picture to us of themselves. And in seven seconds, our brains make 11 assumptions about somebody. It's like a weird, and we proved it last week scientifically.

Scientifically? Yes. So, in 11 seconds, when you see a picture of somebody, here's what your brain subconsciously thinks. Their education level, their economic level, their credibility or honesty, their trustworthiness, their level of sophistication, their gender, their level of success, their political background, their religious background, ethnic background, and if they're fuckable or not. So you think of all those things instantly. And I know it sounds crazy, but what we're going to do is we're going to look at a picture for seven seconds, and then we're all going to answer the questions. and then we're going to see if we're right because we had them also send in their answer.

You guys ready? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Okay. All right, so let's go through the list. Education level. What do we think? I'd say he's a senior in college.

I think he's a freshman in college. Yeah, I would say a freshman. I think he works at Subway. Okay. Hold on. I would also say, beginning college level. I'll say about to graduate high school.

Oh, interesting. Okay. Economic level. Lizzie didn't say. I think he has his associate's degree. Economic level. Well, college students. So a minimum wage job while in college, probably.

I think he's in the food service industries to some degree. I'm getting subway, but I don't know. God, I hope he's humble. You know, I think he's humble. He's focused on school right now. I think he lives at home. Oh, for sure. With very supportive parents, I think they're middle.

class and I think they want better for him than they had for themselves. Wow, I agree. I stand by that. Play at home guys. He drives a Honda and I appreciate that. Yeah. Civic or a court? Probably a civic. Okay. Okay. Perceive credibility or believability. I'm going to say I 100% believe this guy no matter what he says. Very honest to me. He's honest vibes. Yeah. He likes to goof around a little bit, but he's he's all business in regards to. Quiet, shy and quiet so people don't really know what he's thinking. But when you get to know him, he's a fun one. Dark sense of humor. He's one of those. Yeah. One of those. Yeah. One of those people. Okay, level of sophistication.

You don't take himself too serious. Yeah. You know? I think he was raised very sophisticated, though, so I think he knows like what fork is what? Sophisticated. It means like you travel the world and like you know a lot about stuff. Napkin on the lap.

Yes. No. I mean, I think he eats dinner at a table. Yes. Yes. Not with the TV. I don't think napkin on the lap, but dinner at the table. Definitely has manners, yes.

Yeah. Like, I think he takes his seat, like his plate to the sink and he cleans it off. He's impressive. on a date. Swallows his burps. Yes. In a way that makes no sound. His mom would like the dinner table to be a little bit more matured and more, you know, Glenn, but I think him and

his dad like to have a good time. You know what I mean? I think they fart in the bathroom. Yeah. That's why they flush their parts. I don't think he takes it too serious, you know? Okay. Orientation. Gay. I think he's straight wanting to experiment. I don't think he's out yet.

No, I think he's gay. I think he's out. I think he's straight with not very many. much experience. I think he's bisexual and he's, I feel like he just realized it and he's like, but he hasn't explored it yet. That's where I am too. Chris,

you have to have an idea for this one. No, I don't believe you. I really don't. Chris says he doesn't make up. He can't make judgments. I swear to God, whatever, I think I just think I broke.

I'm the problem. Every time we go through this, I'm like, let me just make up something because I don't. Okay. I think he's straight and I think he has like a girlfriend

for two years now. I'm so sorry. As far as gender, I'm going to go he. I don't think there's any confusion on it. I think it's a heat. I agree. Yeah.

Level of success. Well, we all said college. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't think he's buckled down just yet. Right. But I think he's getting close to buckling down and really get in there. I think he knows where he wants to be. Yeah.

I think he's a lead at this food service job he's got. Definitely. He's one of these guys that's really, really smart and is able to get it done so he might be taking his time a little bit, you know. Yeah. You'll get serious. I have a controversial opinion. I think he's a little lost. I think he's a little lost and I think that he, his parents want something

for him and he's not sure. Yeah, because he wants to please his parents, but he's going to, I think he's going to come out ultimately doing what he wants to do with his own life. Political background. Undecided. Interesting, I agree. I think, I think on the outside he's liberal, but on the inside, he's like, I don't really know. Yeah, me too. I would say middle of the ground, liberal. Okay. Middle, middle of the range. Um, religious background. I don't know why I'm getting Catholic. I was going to get, I was getting like New Age Christian. Oh, interesting. Christian? Ah, that's a tough one for me Catholic, I mean, I don't get a religious vibe from him

I don't really either, nothing's coming to mind. I think, I'm, can I, I, I would swap. After you said Catholic, I feel like he might go to church because his parents go to church and I think it would be a Catholic church. Yeah, I'm getting a mass. He believes in God, but I don't know if he subscribes. Yeah, personally, I think he's on a journey, but I think he was raised to play Catholic. Okay, ethnic background.

I don't really remember. I think he looks like Asian descent. I thought Filipino. Okay. And last one, fuckability, desirability, social desirability. So basically, how desirable is this person? If you saw them in a room and you're single, you know, and you're not saying that you're going to fuck them because we're all happily married pretty much.

But like, you know, what do you think? I will say he looks like the type of guy that could be like you're interested. If you're the type of person that like the shyness, like you want to get that shyness up. Listen, I think this guy's going to win you over and I think he's a freak in the sheets. Yes. Wow. Good. Interesting.

Yeah. Interesting. He'll grow on you. Yeah. I'm giving him 10 out of 10. I think he's smart and almost kind of scary and almost like one of those people that locks you in a dungeon. What?

What I'm getting. But also very dedicated in a relationship. Smart. That guy is not going to cheat on you. Never. Never. I'll fucking pay all the therapy fees that may incur if he ever does. Because I believe it won't happen and I can't.

I believe he's a good guy. You marry this man. No, he's a good guy. Yeah, marry him. I have the answers. Here we go. Mary. Everybody at home.

Marry this fucking guy. Grab your answers. Here we go. His name is Angel. Okay, education level. Second year of community college. Oh, is it senior? As a psychology major.

Good for him. Okay, so were we right? I think a lot of you guys were right. Second year of college. That's a freshman about me. Oh, okay. Education level. It was so wrong.

Just about middle class. Just making enough to get by. Middle class, I think I said that. We all did. Okay. Yeah. Okay. We're good.

Perceived credibility and believability. He said, from what I've heard from my peers. Ooh, that's a smart one. Oh, 100%. And also, family, I come off as a genuine, believable person. I do my best to be honest, and I'm competent enough to handle a lot of things on my own. Okay. I feel like we're right.

Trustworthiness. I believe that being honest is vital, even if it's brutal at times. Besides, I'm also a very bad liar as I hold strong morals for myself. Wow. What a king. Well, you're like taking on his persona when you're reading that. Okay, level of sophistication. I consider myself a casual, sophisticated person, if that makes sense.

Yes. I have high emotional intelligence, can adapt to most social situations, and can notice certain patterns or behaviors in people that people most wouldn't. That most people wouldn't. Though I tend to just be flexible and down low with my day-to-day life. Orientation. And then he said, I'm confused by this question. I'm a male question mark?

I don't know. So I don't think he told us what his sexuality is in that. But he is a boy. So we're right. Level of success. I never really cared about trophies or tangible items. God, I love him. He's writing a book.

Tangible items set to measure the levels of one success. I consider myself somewhat successful as I've came through with most things I've realistically set out for myself. Political background. I honestly am not educated in politics. We said that. Wow. I said religion doesn't strike. But I'd consider myself more Democrat because that's what my beliefs are.

While I also hold slight Republican beliefs as well. That's literally what means Sandy said to a tea. Wow. Okay. Here we go. Religious background. I come from a Christian upbringing. Catholic is close.

Damn near exactly the same. So I hold Christian beliefs, but I'm not very religious, which is what Jared said. And I certainly wouldn't judge others based off of what they believe in. Pretty much what we said. Ethnic background. Wow. We were wrong. Oh my God.

Oh, Chris and Sandy. Well, I thought he was. That's what strikes me, but they didn't say anything. So I was like, oh no. I thought he was a little Hispanic. I'm Hispanic. and Caucasian. Wow.

My father was an immigrant that came from Mexico and my mom was Caucasian and was born and raised in California. Wow, interesting. This is a well-spoken young man. Very well-spoken. Shout out to you, Angel.

Okay, here we go. The last one, sexual and general desirability. You should have known by his fucking name. He said, I'm bisexual. Oh, no, no, I'm bicarious. I knew it. I love women, but I'm open to dating a man.

I knew it. But generally, as long as a person's honest to communicate with me and also loves Pokemon. I'd be open to whatever happens. I told you this. I said he dates who I'm in, but he's thinking about men,

and he's a freak in the sheets. Wow. I feel like we were all right. Wow. I was wrong about literally everything, I guess. I'm broken. So you did guess. I thought you didn't guess.

No, the two things I guessed were Filipino and what was the other thing? Look at this. Our brains are so cool. Not so fucking cool. All right, so we're going to take a quick little break when we come back. We're going to be busting some myths. It's going to get gross. Are you ready for it?

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I'm filming a video soon. Okay, all right, I'm going to go. Thank you, Seeke, bye. All right, well, you're probably all wondering why I gave everybody an egg and a baggie. So these are raw eggs, so be careful. So I saw this myth on Instagram and I was like there's no way this is real. This is probably bullshit So basically they're saying that you can't break an egg if you put it on your shoulder Right and then you smack it as hard as you can what they're saying that it won't break

What do you classify your shoulder? Make sure that's like yeah like we're here And like in any any I guess you hold it with your chin like should take our bras off? I just want to know where So is it a crush just smack it as hard as you can yeah It's just a smack. It's not a crush. As hard as you can. So right here on my shoulder. Yeah, supposedly.

Do you just crush it? Did you? Did it work? Interesting. Yeah, that really hurt. It didn't work? That really hurt. Ow.

Whoa. Did yours break? No, it didn't. Wait, okay. I hit it pretty hard too. I got to stop. If you put it on the bone. That fucking hurt.

That's fucking hurt. Why are you guys done screaming? That's horrible. Who's doing this? Put a bag in a bag and did that. Oh, yours brought it! You got it! I won!

Ha ha! Fuck you! I don't know who I'm yelling at it. Can you please look at how he's doing this? Now that you did it, I'm pissed and I'm like, I can't lose. You won! Okay, no. So they're wrong.

Yeah, I'm good. Well, they also say that you can't crush an egg with your bear. I'm gonna have a bruise. I'm gonna have a brute. Look at, I'm so bad. You did it. It's really. What about on, like, the shoulder bone?

So this is just 100% wrong. It's just bullshit. Ow, I can't break it into your self. And I do Orange Theory Fitness. Can we get the trash bag? I literally can't break it. Why are we so pathetic? We're little fucking bitches.

This is sad. I'm just going to rub the yolk into my hands. I like can't break it. Wow. I think they got us. I think that might have been a practical joke. Yeah, was that? A practical yoke!

Practical yoke? Get it out of here. I think you guys gave me a hard boiled egg or something. I broke it immediately. It was off camera. I broke it immediately. It's scary when it breaks. I didn't even try.

You're strong. I'm so impressed by you. Okay, so the next thing we have is a new segment. I mean, we've done the segment before, but we have a name for it. So Sammy sent us in an idea and said, hey, I was thinking for the segments where you guys try food things. You should call it Conspiracy Kitchen. So that's what you're named.

What? So this conspiracy kitchen is something that I think is bullshit. So I've been seeing it a lot on Instagram and TikTok and all those places. Basically, people are putting McDonald's ice cream cones into ramen. Diamond and ice cream. You're wasting an ice cream. I'm saying it's the best thing ever. And people who are like, this is gross.

This is gross. And then they try it. And they're like, oh, my God. God. And then when I watched, the guy's like, put noodles on it. So she kept going and they were eating it. And they were like, it's the best thing ever. But like, it's the best thing ever. And I was like, there's no way. They're all lying for views. So I got us ice cream cones in ramen. Sick. Is anybody allergic to shrimp? No. Yes. Dude. Yeah. Actually, right now, I think I'm heavily allergic to shrimp. Some of the romans have shrimp in them. So I don't want the shrimp being. Oh, my God. May I have a spicy one? Can I just, thank you. Can I just watch you guys and keep my ice cream gone?

No, you have to do it. Oh, I don't want it. ruin the ice cream. Oh, shit. It is a bummer. Here comes the noodles. Oh. Here comes.

Stop! McDonald's ice cream is so good. I'm just gonna diperee Duda and fucking see it. Wait, hold on the loop up. How do you do it? Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is mine.

I can see that. I wish this would stay away from me. Ugh, I got a shrimp. Do you have chopsticks? All right, here we go. So everybody, just dunk your fucking ice cream right in that ramen. Dunk it? Dunk it.

Dunk it. I think I need more water. There's no way. Just dunk it. This is so rough. Just go in. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

Okay. Oh, my God. How did you pick it up like that? Wait, do you swirl like this? Just duck? Oh, wait. Yeah. Like, no. Wait, are you eating the noodles with the ice cream in it?

Like this? It's the best thing ever. No way, bro. Listen, are you trying to eat the noodles off the ice cream? Yes. This is so complicated. I already did it. I already did it, guys.

The footage is there. Is it gross? Yeah, it's the best thing. ever. They didn't lie. Is it really? It's a fucking onion. I think we're doing it wrong. I want to see the TikTok. Thank you. Sorry. Yeah. Wait, I like it.

Fuck. Are you serious? Yes. Oh, no. Wait. Wait, I don't know. Actually, it's pretty good. Wait. Not bad. I don't know. I think I like it. No, it's sick. It's fucking sick. I can't even watch you guys eat it. I like it. It's almost like a carrot cake or a cheesecake. I think I'm just going to My ice cream in my room Maybe you're a bad flavor

It's because I have shrimp Don't be don't do that Yeah the shrimp might be fucking Okay I'm going to try to take a little I'm going to try to take a little piece of ice cream With the noodle It looks like your ice cream fell on the ground It's pretty good

Eat it Ugh Do it Guys Sandy's gross out channel Is fucking amazing Watch it This has to be because I have shrimp because mine's sick.

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But it's good. Oh, well, stop. I'm still doing it. All right. Well, I guess let's move on. I don't know what to do with all this. Okay. When we come back, we're going to do actual conspiracies.

I need to go to the bathroom. Well, let's stop. All right, it's time for Conspiracy Corner. And this first one, I hope I don't get copyrighted for this, but it's very, very interesting. So Morgan Wallen, do you guys know who that is? Yeah. Country singer? No.

No. You don't know. Okay. To be honest, I didn't know his music either. I knew who he was, but I didn't know his music. So watch this. This is crazy. So everybody keeps on telling me that if you take Morgan Wallen's vocals and you pitch it up, it's supposed to sound like Miley Cyrus.

I'm a little skeptical, but I thought we'd figure it out together. Leaving this wrong. All right. So that was Morgan Wallen, obviously. Now let's pitch it up and see if it sounds like Miley Cyrus. And let me know in the comments if you think it does. That is Miley. Is that real?

Yes. Wow. That's crazy. Like, remember the Adele, like, Sam Smith one? Like, that one was kind of good. Or the Nikki Minaj, JZ one was kind of good. That is literally Miley. Yeah.

So is Miley Morgan? Also, I said his name. wrong. It's Wallin. Did I say Wallace? Whatever. But that's crazy, right? That's nuts. Wow. I wonder what would happen if we pitched up or pitched down our voices? Wait, what if they are the same? What do you mean? Like, what if that's what Hannah Montana was inspired by? Morgan Wallin and Miley Cyrus. I've never seen them in the same room together. Wow. I've never even seen him. Does he exist? He does keep canceling shows. I don't think this is going to cause a fight. It was just interesting. If it's an optical discussion, I think I just need to see myself out.

Well, somebody said that this is worse than the dress. Oh, my hell. No chance. But I don't think this will be a fight because I think you guys will see. That means he wants to pick a fight. No. I think you guys will all see both. You should have gotten us on the same page beforehand. Okay, here we go. Like a husband huddle. Which color best matches the shoe. So if you look at the nail polish next to the shoe. Damn, the right, the right one. Because you go like... I can see both. If you cover one of them,

it looks just like the purple, and if you cover the other one, it looks just like the pink. Damn, how is it both? I see the right one. It does look like both, but I get pink for the top and then the purple for the inside of the shoe. Yeah, I can see that. I would say a mixture of the both, but yeah, it looks more pink to me. I think it looks like the one on the left.

Like, I see the bright one. I definitely see it, but I think scientifically, I think it's the one on the left. So what we should do? I think because we feel like it's the pink one, it's probably the purple one. Okay. Which is why we're all going to be fighting in a moment. The only way to do it is to do the dropper. So let's see.

I'm going to drop the color of the shoe. It is the one on the right. Oh, wait. Oh, no. It's like more on the spot. Oh, what? It's closer to the left one. It has the tone of the top.

They're equally, one is just as bright brighter than the color as the other is darker than the color. Yeah, I was like, how is it still both? Okay. I'm doing it. both oh it's more of the right no it's honestly neither it's neither it really isn't but the one on the right is closer because of the brightness and like for sure yeah interesting well i'm glad that didn't cause a fight this next one probably will nice okay the dress again i promise which is the last time no it's the last time i'm doing this if it's the dress i will

seriously walk somebody's that mean email did i write down the name everybody don't look at this green yet somebody sent me an email and i can't find the email but i'm sorry but somebody sent me an email and said if you zoom in all the way and screenshot the dress so i'm going to show you a picture and everybody tell me what colors you see and then we'll move on we'll move on we'll never do this again right okay it's on the screen i don't even want to look white and gold white and gold yeah white and gold blue golden blue lizzie you see white and gold too yeah oh sorry we have someone else on our team wait so it's even the room is even. There's no way you see blue

on that. Don't even get me started. You don't, okay. No, are you? I don't want to fight. Hold on. Look at my water bottle is blue. I know it looks just like that. Wait, but just. It looks exactly like that. That's fucking hilarious. Just just like last time the room. You're telling me that's white? You're telling me that's white. Yeah. Yeah, totally. No way.

Wait, wait. Rylan's face was telling me. You don't think that's white. Well, no, there's like, it's still white, but it's got a reflection of blue on it. It's literally blue. Okay. That's what color is. Reflection of light. It's like a light blue. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think the other color to me look like a faded, washed out black olive, but that's blue. No, no, yeah. Yeah. Okay, moving on to something that's not going to make us fight, but that's going to unite

all of the women in the room because this conspiracy is for you specifically. Okay, this is from Darla. She sent this in. She said, uh, this came up today at work. We were talking about it. Why are women's pockets so much smaller than men's? We think it's so women are forced to buy purses. I know.

That is infuriating. I think it's because we make pennies to the dollar on men. Okay. Going a little darker with it. But yes, isn't that crazy that actually blew my mind? It makes so much sense. And this is real. Yes.

Also, women's pockets are smaller than men. And men don't appreciate pockets like we do. Well, they don't have half of the stuff we have. I appreciate them. I've worn a lot of women's clothing in my life. Excuse me. I'm a pocket king. Yes. Okay.

When I go to the store, I do two things when I look at shorts I feel the fabric to see if it's thin enough because I don't like thick materials and I put my hand in the pocket If I can't get wrist deep, I'm over it And that's what I know what women are being robbed on it The fact that you even have the privilege of knowing

What wrist deep is He doesn't even put anything in his pockets Because he doesn't like that they pool on his pockets So he has to carry everything So you're carrying all of his shit And you have no pockets Exactly Wow

So I have to carry around a huge purse For all of his shit Fuck them all Yeah It, like, really sucks because in high school, I used to wear it. Like, there was a period where, like, punk and emo kids wearing skin-tight jeans. Before that was, like, now it's the thing you can buy anywhere. But, like, it wasn't a thing guys were wearing yet, at least when I was doing it.

So you, like, had to either make your own pants, which I couldn't do or buy women jeans. And I had no pockets. And I was like, this is bullshit. Yeah, you can get like. He feels your pain, women. Your four fingers in. Wow. Yeah, like, not even.

On the ones I had, like, barely. Wow, we should make a woman's pants line and put big old pockets in it. I want it on that. Okay. There you go. I'm back. I know you're over it. But you know what?

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Wait, none of you have seen. I'm just kidding. Wait, no, it's literally my favorite movie. Whoa. Is that the one where it's like, yeah, but it's always the room split in half. I've never seen it because in high school, that was like everybody's personality trait.

You were either somebody who watched Lilo and Stitch, and that was your life, or you were not. You would either walk around with the school with like a Lilo thing on your backpack and you'd be like, you're friends or you weren't. I never went that deep and I want everyone to know that. You fantasized about being able to.

I do think of myself as Lilo Wait which one is Lilo? The girl And I think of my I could like honestly Jelly could be Stitch Bubs could be Stitch Bubs is more yeah

Before 9-11 The movie Lilo and Stitch was done Right they had finished filming it They finished drawing it It's an animated movie They're turning into live action Great

So they finished making the movie And then 9-11 happened And they had to change it So this is real On the left is before 9-11 And on the right is how they changed it. And it's kind of a long clip, but it's interesting. So let's watch it.

So on the left, you can see it was a plane attack. And they took the plane hostage. And then on the right, they changed it to a spaceship. Oh. Okay. So it gets crazier. so oh it's so crazy to look at okay so then it goes into the city

isn't that insane oh this sad I know it makes it so sad yeah I can't tell if this music's making it worse but I'm like very triggered by that right why does the theatrical cut blackout because they had to cut things out they just don't have that moment at all yeah Yeah.

Oh, okay. Can you imagine? Is that Lilo? No. Oh, wow. Can you imagine, like, if they would have not cut that out? Whoa. It like goes there.

Wow. Now it's like in the fucking building like. That's sad. It reminds me of like after 9-11, they did, they took it out of friends. Like I remember they had the twin towers and like the friends like, and they would be like twin towers he took that out but it was kind of weird because they started taking it out of everything Spider-Man and it was almost like well we

we don't want to pretend like it never existed well their whole slogan later on was never forget but it's like they were trying to erase but I understand why they did they took it out of that because that was crazy yeah I can't imagine watching that in a theater and being like uh yeah too right so especially as it's sliding like on that building it's just yeah super fun A lot funner is a spaceship.

Yeah. Yes. You know? Because that's a gnarly thing to put regardless. And in paradise. Yeah. There was a weird thing that they did after 9-11 where they brought a bunch of like showrunners and writers into a room and started having them brainstorm things that terrorists could potentially do. And when I say they, I mean the government so that they could get ahead of the game.

And that was a whole. My goddad was part of it for a minute. Whoa. And it's super fucking weird. But there were a lot of, they were just trying to get ahead of any sort of terrorist idea and putting creative minds behind. it to some degree. Wow. That is, did they think of anything? He didn't share anything with me.

I don't think he was allowed to. Whoa. But we were just talking about that. Yeah. Ooh. Okay. This next one, that was so dark. I should have kept that one for the end or something because now the next one is Starbucks.

Yikes. Okay. So, so obviously you guys have heard of all that, we talked about it before, all the Starbucks logo, hidden things supposedly. If you flip it upside down when you're drinking it. It looks like a demon. So, like, that's something that people talk about a lot. Ursula.

Yeah. So when you look at the actual Starbucks logo, it's a siren. It's a mermaid. And it's like, oh, okay, interesting. Like, whatever, of course. We knew this. But then somebody brought up, they said, isn't it weird that Starbucks is potentially the only fast food or drink place that doesn't have a jingle. And I thought about it.

I'm like, that's true. It doesn't have a jingle. And they're like, but sirens are known for bringing in people with their voices, with their subliminal. sounds and they bring you in and they eat you and they fucking kill you. Is that what they do? Yeah. Yeah. So what if Starbucks is doing that? They don't have a jingle because they don't need one. They have the siren. I just bringing all of us

in. I think they have a jingle. It's ching. You can spend $20 real quick at Starbucks. I did Google it and I did find a jingle actually. So this is the Starbucks jingle I found. Um, okay, so obviously that's not real, but, but yeah, no jingle, isn't that crazy? Wait, what's the Burger King jingle?

Uh, have your way, out of your way. Yeah, at Burger King. Yeah. What's the Wendy's jingle? Wendy's, um, Wendy, have you, what you know? I put they old, I was going to other coffee shops. I was like, does Dunkin' Donuts? Yeah, I hate, I hate, I hate, I was going to say, I hate to be this guy, but like, the coffee bean and Pete's coffee and like, none of them have been.

Coffee beans. It's Pete They do Okay, this next one So this is I hope this doesn't start a fight I'll stay out of it Sampaku eyes

I'm probably saying that wrong This is something that people have emailed about A lot that they want to talk about And I never really looked into it Until recently So do any of you know what I'm talking about No Okay so I would say a couple years ago

This thing was starting to go viral Where people were taking Billy Eilish And they were like Look at her eyes There's Sampaku eyes which means they have whites. You can see the underwhite of the eye. I know.

I'll show you pictures in a second. You can see the underwhite, which means you're going to die young and bad things are going to happen. They were really scaring. And I think Billy came out. It was like, stop. I don't know.

But she's fine. So some Pacu eyes. I looked into it. So it refers to the whites of the eyes showing below the iris. It suggests that you may face some threats or danger in the world and that you might have a tendency

to expose yourself to danger. So here's some pictures. You have Princess Diana. so she had the whites under her eyes. Wow, like a large... But I think it's dependent upon the photo. Maybe. So we also have...

So then they have different types of Sampaku eyes, which I didn't know there was different types. So number one is when it's like a lot of white under the eye and it's kind of droopy. That means you have stress in your life and you're accident prone. Number two is when you just have that big full white under your eye. That means you're under a lot of pressure. Beware of the situation.

These eyes want to unload. So if you have those types of eyes, you're the type person that unloads on people. The one, that's number three. It means that you're hiding something. Wait, so is this symptomatic? Like, if you have some Paco eyes, it's not always? I don't know. Like, whatever.

I don't know. I don't think this has been scientifically proven. The number four is don't walk, run away. These eyes have psychotic tendencies. And the final way is, and the final eyes says these eyes are psychopath killer eyes, and they want to gain as much power as they can. So if you look at some examples, the top one is Princess St. Diana. So she has like the, I suffered a lot eyes. The middle one is Charles Manson. He has the crazy

like, I'm going to murder your eyes. And then the bottom ones are the ones that are like, I'm going to unload and you should run away from me. And that's Bill Clinton, not to get political, but those are his eyes. Like, and he unloaded. You know what I'm saying? Run away. Yes. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. They say the eyes are like gateway to, like the soul. Yes. I feel like my eyes changed when I get Botox though so like don't take this okay um okay so I never thought about it I'm like does any of us have some Pacu eyes I never really thought about it so today before the show I went around and I took a picture of all of our eyes oh that's why you did that okay so where should we start can we just pretend that I'm oh I'm scared let's start with Jared

what I'm scared okay let's zoom into the eyes oh barely I see a tiny bit tiny bit but not not enough to for me to say it's some Pacu so beautiful complexion Brows are a mess. Wow, you have a good face. My photos are really nicely. Yeah, I've never seen your eyes that close. You've gorgeous eyes. Too gorgeous eyes.

The yaw boys have good lashes. Yes. Thank you. They really do. We're like camels. Next, we're going to do Sandy's eyes. Oh. No, Sampaku at all.

Dang. Also, it looks like she's holding them a secret. Or pizza in my mouth. Oh, yeah. Okay, so she's good. She's good. Ryan, wait a minute! I see it.

He's Princess Diana. You can't trust that bit. Wow. I can't be trusted. Is that, you can't be trusted? No, that means you're going to die, bro. No, no, no, don't put that up. Sorry, I take it back.

I think it means you have danger in your life, right? You're accident prone. Accident prone. They knew we were going to get in a fight over the dress again. They knew. Okay, interesting. So you have some popcorn. Lizzie, let's see.

Oh, my God. Everyone has gorgeous. I don't see any. No. would say no i'd say she looks sad though right yeah she's okay what is she hiding she's keen on her she was excited for jojo make sure you lizzie's are okay so pretty um okay who's now okay chris let's oh wait a minute oh got it uh one eye kind of not not really um okay and then finally let's i'm kind of scared to see mine i okay let's wait oh are you also princess diana

Wait, do I have it? Are you beautiful? A little. A little bit. Your body also knew danger was on the horizon. Wait, am I Princess Diana? You're stunning. It's true.

What is with these photographs? Everyone looks real good. Is it bad that I'm jealous of you guys? Wait, what does it mean that we both have kind of Sampaku? And Jared, kind of too. I guess it just runs in our family. Yeah. Well, in the one eye.

I got a lazy eye What about Rylan? Yeah, why did our Sampakus bring us together? Well, let us know if you guys any of you guys out there have Sampaku eyes, send us a picture and let me know if you're accident prone. Okay, this is, this one's kind of funny and stupid, but I thought I'd show it. Baby P. So this is from, yeah, baby P emailed me. I don't know what her real name is, but she said, I was watching I Carly and I noticed this.

Isn't this kind of weird? So let's see if you guys notice this. All right. The dick? Okay, that's a Venus. Right? Yeah. So it's supposed to say 8D, like his apartment is 8D.

No. But come on, 8D, if 8 equalsite D is a penis. So it's a grower? Or wait, what? Is the D the head? Yeah. I just see a face. Also, 8D, like 8 dick.

Yeah. That's definitely a dick. That's a dick. Somebody in the arts department was fucking around making a dick. It is unfortunate that it was on a Dan Schneider show and everybody talks about him it didn't scream dick to me just saying or they like made a pissed off pa do it you know what i mean he was like right fuck you guys it was a dan schneider show that was weird mm-hmm wow interesting um okay speaking of dicks sarah wrote me this email and i thought it was interesting so i wanted to share

do you guys know the word dork yes do you know what dork actually is a whale penis guess what it's not oh my gosh i've been lied to i know i'm having two revel revelations i just lost the game. What's the game? It's the game when you think about it, you lose it, and it happens every so once in a while. What? It's been so long. It's been decades.

What are you guys doing? Don't worry about it. You can't handle this burden. You don't know what the game? Don't shame them. What? People in comments know the game. They'll know.

What's happening? I don't know. If you think about the game, you lose the game and that's the game. What's the game? That's it. That's it. I don't get it. If you think about it, you lose it, and that's it.

Is this real? Yeah. So dork doesn't mean Whale's penis No, it's not And if you Google it, there's no proof anywhere That a dork has ever been named For a whale's penis

That it means a whale's penis Thank God because Is it crazy? Everyone's walking around calling everyone a dork Or I'm being such a dork Or you're a dork People are saying to children Like you're at Well's penis

Yes, you don't remember In middle school and people will call you a dork And they'd be like, you're a whale's penis No, it's like a thing Let's get to the bottom of this What is a dork? I literally never heard Nothing. I don't think it's anything. Wow. I know. Okay. Now this last conspiracy is something that I actually got from Lizzie. And I wanted you to explain it because you were trying to explain it to me and I was like, I don't know, save it for the podcast because it sounds kind of complicated. But it's about dandelions. Yes.

Okay. So what's happening and why are dandelions ruining the world? They're not. Oh. The secret is that dandelions actually have a very healing, they have healing properties. They're really good for heart. Health. Okay. And the, like, big pharma, who's in charge of, like, a bunch of heart health pills has, like, manufactured this story for everyone to believe that dandelions are weeds so that we don't think of them as something that we can use to help our bodies. And we get rid of them. They're also the same companies that make weed poison. What? Yeah. And so they've got this whole agenda to convince us that dandelions are trash in their weeds while we're dying of heart disease. They're curing it. And they're also selling the stuff that kills the dandelions that we grow in our yards that would help with our heart disease.

Okay, I googled it and it said that dandelions may reduce cholesterol and triglyceride levels. Some compounds in dandelions can decrease cholesterol levels, which are risk factors for heart disease. So it's true. What do you think Big Pharma is also the reason that thing came along wherever you see a dandelion. You're supposed to pick it, blow it all out. And if you blow it all out, your wish comes true. No, I'm just saying because then you're picking it, you're killing it, and it's dying.

It's not a dandelion. That's another thing. But that is a good theory. What are those? That's what I thought. Those are for dreams. For wishes. I got to be honest, Ryland. I was about to say the same exact thing, and I'm kind of happy you did first.

Because I thought those were dandelions. But I mean, those are sunflowers. If Big Farm is after anything, it's making anything that you could grow bad. Why would I pick that? That looks like a flower. Well, that's the thing. They even look like flowers. but they've convinced us their weeds.

So if those were in a garden, a gardener would yank them out and throw them. When we were young, I remember dad used to actually like have us pick all the dandelions out of the front lawn. I know. Yeah, and it wasn't to make a stew. Nope.

The tea is disgusting, but it's very good for you. I have a few friends who have like dandelion tea every day. I just think it's crazy that I've never even heard. And I drink a lot of teas. I know like of like mushrooms and certain things that are good for you, but like I've never heard of that ever. So should we just be eating them?

I would drink it in a tea We have some dandelions out of huh It's also really good for your skin And for your hair too Oh really? Yeah We should look into that Because maybe eating them is bad

Because maybe there's something on it But tea But tea is okay Interesting I just think it's a rough thing To chew and swallow Well now I have to know What the thing is

That you blow out I'm Googling it Oh it is It is a dandelion You fucking assholes No it's not As yeah it is As dandy lions

Turn to seed Children everywhere Rush to pick them So that they can close their eyes make a wish and blow the seeds into air. So I hope you guys all, they're like big fucking assholes. There are different phases of their life. And there's a picture on Google of the perfect.

The final phase, a dandelion turns into a wish and Big Farms calling them weeds. The way all of you really made me feel like shit questioning my entire childhood, I feel, oh my gosh. Wow, I feel so great in this moment. You're genius. Let me remember this. Damn it, I could have been a genius. Well, get ready to feel a.

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Once again, over that stupid fucking dress. Don't ever mention anything. Never ever bring that to the show again. Okay, fine. You're not going to mention that you have a co-anchor? And hello, hello, my first co-anchor on the recap ever, Elizabeth Gordon. Hello. It's a lot of pressure to be news anchor. No, it's entertainment reporter.

Oh, excuse me. Like, think of Juliana Rantic. I sold her juice. Think of Billy Bush. I saw him at a restaurant. Think of Mario Lopez. I've been in his house. Oh, Jojo, see what came to see us.

Oh, my God. In the biggest celebrity siting. of the year, Jojo Siwa has graced us all with her beautiful, beautiful lesbian presence. Confirmed lesbian. So, you are confirmed lesbian? She would leave her husband. I would. Oh, Cece, our first podcast, Baby!

Well, I was debating, like, is it Cici's face reveal or is it Cici's baby reveal? Both seem equally important, and we're so excited to see baby. We don't know the name yet. Baby, whatever the hell that is. The cult in the wild? Oh, yes, there was a cock in a wild. On tonight's episode, a cock was caught in the wild. Cucking and sucking cum.

That was not his from a woman's vagina. Which is so disgusting and possibly toxic. And a little gay. Super gay. Oh, we were in somebody watching porn or somebody fucking somebody and they were watching us. In honorary news, not one, but two. major lifetime events were achieved for me tonight.

Being watched while getting fucked and having a baby named after me. Weird to put it up. Which was a result of which ironically was a result of fucking. Wow. On theme. Poetic. Yes. Oh, you can crack an egg. Jared shows us

his strength when he cracks multiple eggs with his bare hands. One after another and we're like, damn, what's that man doing to Sandy? I was insane. Over to San Diego. In a loving weather. In a loving way.

In clarification news. I'm not doing anything like that to say, I'm not cracking anything. No, no, no, no, no, I just mean like freaky in bed, you know? Okay, yeah, and that news, I'm doing it from not to Sandy. Ice cream and ramen. Ice cream and ramen.

In a TikTok success hack, ice cream and ramen was actually quite delicious, although I would never do it again. And it's not good with shrimp. Pink or purple shoes. Yeah. In a world of color, tonight's observation.

of pink and purple. We're discussed. We still have no idea what pink or purple it actually was. Actually, in fact, it was neither. Oh, women's pockets are small. What's wrong with the world, Mama?

People live in like they ain't got no pockets. Is that a fog? I'm panicking real hard. Where's the love? It's like one of those, like, watching a news and you have a stroke video. Sapaku eyes. Shane and Rylan both have Sapaku eyes, which means they're both prone to accidents. Sandy's video is disgusting.

Talking about going dark. Yeah. The FCC shut down tonight's podcast when Sandy decided to cut a chicken spine out with her bare hands. Link below for the sharpest scissors you need in your kitchen. Peter rejoiced from the video, though. I was excited. We turned approximately 500 people vegan tonight. Huge.

Oh, Starbucks is evil. I do hate their coffee. Interesting. Shots fired by Ryland Adams at Starbucks as a major corporation this evening. Tune in later to find out more. They're probably in charge of making women's pockets small. Honestly. Dorks are not whale penises.

In news I never knew I didn't know, dorks are not well penises. And I just lost the game. Thought you can edit that out, didn't you, she? Icarly. Penises. Penis alert. I Carly is full of big old dicks. Frat boy, grower.

Oh, yeah. Frat boys are growers. Frat boys across America are living in fear that the woman laughing next to them is noticed their micro penis. Life hack, if you're a grower and you're afraid of how to present it, just watch one of our podcasts with your lady. Yes. Perfect foreplay

Have you guys shown how to present? Yeah, just watch the podcast and buy him a hoodie. Don't pull your pants off until you're already semi-chubbed. Oh, yeah. All right, you guys.

For today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, make sure you're following us all on social media. Sandy has a YouTube channel that you can watch along. We have our own podcast called The SIP. It's also on YouTube or any audio platform. And yeah, we'll see you right back here.

in two weeks. All right, well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this was. Oh, my God. Thank you, Sandy. And thank you, Lizzie, for coming on for the first time. Yeah, make sure to go check out their podcast. It's really great.

Check out Sandy's channel and all of our social media. You already said all that. Why am I taking your job? Yeah, I don't know. This was a lot. And we all just need a break after that. I'm very, that was a lot. Do you guys want to harmonize?

Oh, yes. Oh, let's do it. No. Let's do it. That sucks. Let's see as a thing. Bye.