The Shane Dawson Podcast - 🤫Mandela Effects and Our Worst SCANDALS… Jerid Got Arrested⛓

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

In this episode Shane and the boys take a time machine back to 1999! They dive deep into the embarrassing trends that took over their childhoods and the sometimes risky games they played as TWEENagers! Throw in some some stories of Jerid’s time in jail and the return of “Mandela Effects” and you have yourself a RAD time on the couch! 90’s style! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What? Oh, my God. Oh, Chris, are you okay? Oh, my God. If you died, I die. Sorry, Randall? It doesn't hold as much weight when you throw those around for everyone. You're not allowed to talk about things holding weight around me.

Triggering. Are we good? Oh, wait, are we doing this? Yeah. Oh, my God, is that happening? Should we pretend we just got out of a time machine? Ooh. Oh, how about it?

I feel like I always look like I'm from this genre. Hey, guys, welcome to the 90s. Ooh. Nice. Hi, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, 90s edition. Did we just get out of a time machine? Or did I just go on eBay and buy used clothes that smell weird? Yeah, it's rough.

I think that was from the actual movie. No, you're kidding me. No way. I think so. Really? Yes. Wow. I know.

That was a Bob. What? This is great. Yeah, and Rylan, yours was from the actual trash. No, this is everything. It's lined really well. Like, this is going to be my fall, Luke. And let's do a fashion update because I spent so much money on these clothes.

Like, way too much because I really wanted a 90s episode. So, Chris, we'll start with you. You're dressed like a five-year-old. I love it. I love Nickelodeon. I love Rogratz. I love, hey Arnold. I love, like, all this.

This is everything I grew up with it. I love. I'm happy. I don't know. I've just got put in this get-up and I love it. Oh, you know what, though? I forgot about the hat. This is like, I love the color blocking on this.

It's going to be the new me for the fall. But where I really gagged was when I saw this Oprah Winfrey show hat. Is this real? An original? Somebody went to the Oprah Winfrey show in the 90s and they got that hat. And now you have me, I know. I'm never going to take it off. I mean, it took it off for the podcast.

You're not wearing it. Because I previewed it in the photos and you couldn't. I didn't see it, so I thought it would be better use for everyone to get to view it throughout the podcast. No, you look beautiful. Uh, Jerry? Yeah, I'm rocking the, uh, what sounds to be a movie worn, authentic, uh, Mighty Ducks jersey of Conway, the captain. Whoa, Gwank, Gwank, all the names and everything. Yeah, yeah, I know Mighty Ducks is one of your favorite 90s movies, so I just wanted you to feel special. Dude, I feel so special right now.

Uh, I'm wearing an outfit I got for Chris, basically. Yes, I got a little 90s hoodie, but then I have this shirt that says bear on it. And this is because I'm identifying and also like, I'm just letting you know. I love it. Wow. Well, speaking of Luke's, Chris, yes. Before we fully dive into this episode, I do want to, like, start with the bang. Okay.

We're involved in drama. Are we? Yes. Wait, we, all of us? Mainly me and you. What? Well, Jared, a little bit too. Oh.

For once, Rhineland, you're not involved at all. I love that. Well, people are saying, Shane is so mean to Chris What? Oh my God Yes then they included Jared they said Jared no longer is making this a safe space for Chris Because Jared's laughing at Chris's addiction to shirking off I was laughing you know a lot

I will say I entered like a giggle face So I can't lie I think people just feel for Chris I mean how can you not love him he's lovable I just realized now that we're under the microscope in this scenario What I just said is leaving me in hot water So, Chris, I think as reflecting on it, just the moment is funny. I don't think the whole fact that you were dealing with an addiction or it could be a potential thing that's causing addiction-like consequences for you, a funny thing. I just thought the story was funny.

You know what I mean? Well, no, I'm trying to think. I'm like, is there a world where do I say anything to you that later on, are you like, oh, my God, Jane was mean to me? No, I feel like, truly, I feel like you're very sweet to me and, like, encouraging. But, like, kind of all of you are, like, you always say nice things about me and, like, lift me up. I'm, like, I'm repeating myself. This I've said this every podcast now. I'm shy and awkward or whatever.

But you guys, like, make me feel comfortable in, like, a part of the group. So the, I'm not bullying you. No. No. Okay, you're not. Perfect. As I was saying it, I realized, I think if you watch it, you can even tell in my face that I'm like, I went too far. And, like, and it's also super awkward and comfortable things.

So I think everyone, like, I laughed. at certain points because it was a strange thing to say and also I just kept going I should have stopped I definitely overshared so you really were like oh I should not have been saying this I worried that that was the case I don't want that I think it was also just a teachable moment for people and like how human interaction could work sorry you say teachable moments shook me I think a teachable moment but it's a teachable moment because if we're all very close you know I think that comes across and that's very obvious, but we all care about you deeply, Chris, and the fact that you were able to share a moment

and we kind of chuckled about it or whatever and you knew that it wasn't in a harsh way, it just shows that people could have conversations like this in a comfortable place, and, you know, it's okay to laugh a little bit about stuff. You know, maybe sometimes people are afraid of being vulnerable, but if you're with a group of people you enjoy and you're comfortable with, it's easy.

We could even laugh about it, you know? Yeah, I think that's also kind of, maybe I'm speaking for everyone but like I know at least with you like how we laugh at uncomfortable things or things that were like dark or painful or whatever Oh yeah So I think that's also kind of how we deal with stuff

But there were a lot of people that felt Validified by you speaking out On the subject matter So I hope that it doesn't make you shy away From sharing things that seem vulnerable The amount of people in the comments That were saying that they can't stop jerking off Which also I think

80% of the audience is women And I'm like you guys can't stop flicking the bean Whoa, don't be sexist. Wait, is it any different? If there's a difficulty level, though, of jacking off in your car, fingering your bean in the car. Oh, girls have it a little easier. Yeah, so. I think them going up a hill, it's not as dangerous.

Right, right, right. How much liquid comes out for women? Like, when women come, I'm just curious. There are squirters. Okay, but take away the squirting. Do women frequently come? Yeah, it's more like. It's more like, you know, your avino lotion?

It's like that. it right in natural lotion okay yes it's gift cream pie that's nice in the car you know you can oh okay well i don't know what it's like that's why i was asking that was a gross sound effect i was inquiring but dude you're checking off talk was like it was so teachable on so many dimensions so like i'm so stoked it happened and it was my favorite thing for so many reasons i mean i did get nice personal messages on like instagram of people saying like that actually meant a lot to me or that i i've never heard anyone else to talk about that and I relate and stuff. So that made me feel so much better. I also just didn't realize

like when I was watching it, I didn't realize how deep I went into it. Like I feel like it went on for 10 minutes about it. And I was like, oh my God. Like as I started sweating as I was watching it. And like, I cut it down. It was like twice as long. And then like I don't because I truly like the last time we recorded was the most comfortable I've ever been with you guys. So like I just had fun and said whatever not thinking at all about like who's going to see this one day and like just totally forgetting that like my mom watches this my boyfriend's mom and sister watches that like just like no i'm proud of you chris for opening up and i know that was a lot and i would have definitely taken it out if you told me to but now i'm thinking maybe we should lean into this because you know

we had the moment where people thought we're fucking which people so like maybe it would be good like if people think we're fighting we're beefing then they won't know that we're you know not It's like rom-com bully, or rom-com villain, you know? But you're also just so not a bully in actual life, like in real life. Thank you. You're so nice.

I thought so. And the comments made me wonder. No, Chris, we love you so much. We're so proud of you for sharing your vulnerabilities. And you know what? To make up for it, I think what we should do in this episode is I think we should all share one thing

that we're really, really, really embarrassed of that we really don't want to talk about, that we never thought we'd say out loud that we'll probably shame our families. But we'll do it. that later and I think I have a segue that might be perfect okay from going to playing with yourself okay into something you need another person to play being it though we're wearing 90s gear did any of you guys ever play pogs growing up yes I fucking love pogs but nobody knows what they

are do you know what pogs are but I never played it 90s toys so poggs pogs was like a form of gambling when we were kids and that was fun it was it got outlawed at our school actually and I had a little pog ring I was running a ring you know what got outlawed in when I was in middle school. There was a game called the ABC game. Oh, when you itch yourself with your fingernails. What? You guys, yeah, I don't know where you had like a weird sector.

And it was pretty internet. Oh, yeah. So it's like, it must have been a regional thing, you know? So this was really fucked, really dark. And I didn't do it because I was too afraid of the pain. But a popular kid would go up to you. So for example, we'll say, Chris, go up to you and they'd grab your hand. And they go, want to play the ABC game?

And you have to say yes. So they grab your hand. you say yes, and then they start itching on your hand. And they go, A is for apple, B is for bear. C is for Canada. And they see how long you can last. This seems like a psychopath. It's scary.

And the farther you get, you start bleeding. And then if you make it to Z is for zebra, you're fucking, you have a scab, you're bleeding. And it never goes away and it turns into a scar. So that was taken over our school along with the silly bands for like, here's a blowjob, but we won't get into that. So the ABC game was taken over. And then our teachers, the principal, came to each class and said, let me see your hands. So we all had to show our hands. And whoever had a scar on their hand got suspended for playing the ABC game.

And I never did. What if someone like bullied you into doing it? Bye. Get their skin loser. Literally. Did you ever play the ABC game? No, I never played the ABC game. But that's how it was played, right?

I believe that's what I remember. In my high school, they would do the can thing where you hit the can and then you turn it to the sharpest edge and you have to hit the can. So then your whole back of your hand would be None of you did that No no what? Yeah That was a big thing Wait explain it again So if you have a can that's empty

You'd like crotty chop the can And then you have to make the can go to its pointiest part And crotty chop the can on the pointy part That sounds brutal What were the after effects of that? Did you ever see anyone get fucked up from it? Just really bloody back of your hands Yeah what is wrong with kids

Yeah one time I almost set the library on fire Why? I was flicking matches You can go like this with the little matchbook And it'll like make a matchfly And I was showing my buddies that And one of them caught the edge of the library carpet It was dope It was dope

During the Buck Fair, you know Chris, yeah Does you ever hurt yourself or any other kids In school? Kids around me did a similar thing To the ABC game But with like a pencil and the eraser And you would do the eraser

That seems more familiar to me Oh my God And I mean I don't know if there was what I don't know how the game was play, but I know that you would just use the eraser until your skin was gone. This is horrible. What are we going to do when we have kids? Are we letting them go to school?

Also, some of my friends would burn cigarettes out on each other. That's a whole other. Dikes. Damn, at what age? What age did you guys start smoking cigarettes? Like 14, 15. Wow, dude. You're out of the tough crew, bro.

Middle school was horrible for so many reasons. But one of them was, I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the podcast, but I was a bedwetter and also a pants wetter for my whole childhood were you i uh the bed thing you know a little bit but as far as just peeing my pants like while i'm awake i don't i can't remember that happening more than like twice and it's because i had to pee so bad in my car and i didn't have an outlet for it you know what i right mine would happen a lot and it would be if i'm laughing oh yeah i was laughing too hard i would pee my pants really you never did that no oh no no no

I'm sorry. Wait, is that crazy? Is that gross? So, yeah. So, but then I started thinking about this very specific memory of peeing my pants, which involved you. And it went. Nice.

It was at a restaurant. And then you did something that made me laugh really hard. And I peed my pants. Now, peeing your pants in public, like, in a middle school, you can go to the nurse and you could, like, get a change of clothes and whatever. But, like, at a nice restaurant, peeing your pants to a point where you're now dripping on the floor and you've ruined the, booth or the chair.

I mean. Wow. Harsh. Okay. He's being vulnerable with us. He's being very vulnerable with us. By the way, this whole peeing of my pants thing made me cry a lot when I was a kid. So now you're triggering.

Wow. Or like even for yourself, like sitting in the wet pants is just like, yeah. Yeah, it's not fun. I used to do that on swim team before we swam labs. We'd be in a speedo sitting in like a steel chair. And I'd always pee and leave a little. the puddle before I swim. What kind of fucked up shit is that?

We all did it. We all did. They hosed them down. They knew. I'm saying like, why would high schools make people wear speedos? Yeah. Aerodynamics. That's weird.

I don't think the high school swimmers need it. You know? Yeah. Anyways. Banned speedos. Me and a speedo would look like a pussy. Literally. 100%.

What do you mean? All police. Everything like, what do you mean? Explain it more. What does it mean that you and his pito would make it look like you have a pussy? Please elaborate. It's a growing aspect. I get it.

I don't know. With the balls and they look like big lips. Anyways. So I peed my pants at the restaurant and it was horrible and I was like almost going to cry because I was laughing but also peeing and it started smelling and it was awful. And then I didn't know what to do and I'm panicking. And you like a, not all heroes wear capes. I want to call it Captain Save a Bro.

You know what I'm saying? That's what it was. Tell them what you did. Well, you guys. I had to think quick on your feet. You know, so I'm thinking, what do I have here? And I had a full glass of water. I felt like it matched the viscosity of urine very well.

So I just slapped it over on accident and spilled it all over your pants. Yeah. Now, and then it was like, oh, I guess I have to go to the bathroom and blow dry all this water off of me. Oh, my God. You didn't leave? Hell no. No, middle dinner. So I would not sit there in wet pants.

But either way, that was such a nice moment. And like, I have never forgotten it. And I was like, I hope one day when we have kids, like, I hope they do stuff like that for each other. That is very sweet. The sentiment. I mean, quick thinking, honestly. Also something. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Also something I did to myself multiple times after that. Like in class, for example. Cheap tricks with. Jared. You know? Spilling yourself. It works.

Well, I could tell you an embarrassing story that happened to me. Please. Well, one time I was in school hanging out with my buddy. and it was like recess or lunch or something like that and a group of the older kids came over and I was facing everybody that was playing in the field and I got pants straight up

pants underwear and all giggles and chuckles you know the fucking soundtrack and everything and shit how many yeah that was that those were all the emotions going on

people were laughing and all the girls that might be maybe We're vibing on me, you know. We're like, wah, wah, and then all the people that were confused when they saw your grower,

it was like, is that a pussy? Yes, yes. But then, but then the fucking, then at the end, jokes on them, it's me telling the joke.

Uh-huh. When the growth occurs, and then that's a, what is that? Well, that's, that's while the growth, okay,

so I think that's while the growth is occurring. Uh-huh. Right? And then if you go, one below that one right there, uh, that was, uh,

that was a trick. That's after. That's after. afterwards and then right here yellow jokes on them you know you guys have wet dreams often

I've never had one really you've never had a wet dream ever I've had one really and that was it and it was nothing nothing special you know it was just a boom bam woke up with fucking

jizzed my pants I had a very wet dreams where I pee how often do you have that about once a month Whoa, I've had a few, but you have wet dreams currently? Like once a month. What? Yeah.

Why? I don't know. And I'm always so pissed when it happens. It's awful because you wake up and your sheets have shit everywhere. What are you dreaming about? Honestly, it's not even, it's normally like the dream is not even like attached to what I remember. What I remember is waking up and it's like a disaster. Oh, so you don't remember like the sensation or anything.

No, most of the time I can't. I don't. I'm not a. dream rememberer. But what I do know is I'll wake up to a mess and half hard. And I'm just like, see, this feels like oversharing. This is like one of those moments where my mom would be like, I had to click out of the podcast. I had the curiosity like when this happens, is it in comparison to like typical splooge sesh? Is it like much more voluminous than splooge? Do you notice a difference in volume? No, it's about the same. But I would say I splooge like quite a bit. Yeah, me too.

Generally. We talked about this actually. Chris and I were talking about this last night. Like sizes of our loads. What? Where was I? We went out to dinner. He took me on a date.

And I wore something blue, which you know gets Chris going wild. He did look very nice. Wow. Oh, dude. And you guys were talking about load specimens and whatnot? It's fine. We had drinks on our date. It's fine.

We had pair martinis. We were talking about like partners and like, uh, you're talking about, like, uh, you're talking about. my load? No, we were talking about our loads and how it affects landing on our partners. Oh, yes. And then Lizzie was confused. I was like, yeah, sometimes Shane gets annoyed if it like hits his face or he like has to like. This is a lot. This is a fucking lot right now. Yeah. I'm feeling weird. Keep going. So we're in the middle of dinner at like this

really nice restaurant. You guys were saying this in the middle of dinner. And they sat us in the middle of the dining room and this he's like well i just can't picture the position you would be in to even have a shot at getting to jane's face straight woman and she made me spell it out for her like show her the position in which i would be in for come to go she made you do that you she she she's a very persuasive woman didn't seem like a choice and then chris and i we bonded over like the amount that gets everywhere yeah we both have huge loads well i said my and we're medium to large. Hi, Chris's mom.

We love you. He's half German, he's so bright. He's a factual delight. Are you ready for some fun? German Facts with Chris. Chris? Yes. My beautiful, humble, amazing king.

Who we all love so much. Thank you. What's your German fact? The first ever book printed was printed in German. And I just think that that's really quick. The first ever? Ever. What do you mean?

The first book I've ever made? Was it not the Bible? Wow. Christian King. In 1455, Gutenberg produced what is considered to be the first book ever printed. And it was a Latin language Bible. Oh, see, I'm Googling that. Printed in Germany.

Wow, that is impressive. I think that's why it's called the Gutenberg Press. Wow. You kind of just blew my mind. Whoa. I know, right? You have a lot of fun facts. I just have so many religious questions, but I don't think we can talk about all this.

Wait, why? I don't know. Are you allowed to talk about that? About religion? Yeah. I think so. I don't want to take up time either. I'm just genuinely curious.

I mean, I guess I'm just curious now. Like, are both your parents religious? Were you raised in a really religious household? You too? I'm just curious. Yeah. So we were raised. Our dad at one point, I think, was a minister.

Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. He helped build the church, and then they liked him so much that they asked him if he wanted to be a pastor. Whoa, I never knew that. Yeah. And then my mom was raised Catholic. We went to a Catholic school. And then they got divorced and we got kicked out and it was a whole drama. Then my mom really, because we went to hard times. So my mom really got close with God. And kind of, yeah, that's me personally how I got through a lot of hard times as a child was relying on God and Jesus. And then as I grew up, like we never really went to church. Like we tried a few times. We didn't really like it. My mom wasn't really a fan of certain churches. So we kind of didn't really go to church and we kind of just had our own relationship. So for me, I kind of have my own relationship with God. Like I pray, you know, all the time. Part of my OCD, but even if I didn't have OCD, I think I'd still pray. And I talk to God and I believe in God. And I still say I still believe in Jesus. I don't judge anybody that doesn't. Me personally. Like, and maybe it's just because that's how I grew up and I kind of considered Jesus like part of my family or something. So, uh, yeah. But also, you know, I'm also, I've made every single mistake possible. I am in a gay relationship with a guy. I'm breaking every Christian rule. So I don't know. But I know that like I believe in God and I feel comforted by that. And I think that's all that matters. And I don't hurt anybody and I don't judge anybody. And yeah.

what were you raised chris um well it's interesting my everyone from like my peruvian set of the family including my mother are very christian uh mainly like adventist which is very like pretty like hardcore but um but my dad just like is like i don't think there's a god i don't think there's any like whatever he's like agnostic atheist somewhere in there and thinks it's all like he thinks organized religion is insane and whatever like he's very strong opinions about all that so like pretty polar opposites my parents in almost every way in that way too. And I went to church growing up and stuff, but I think my relationship with it all is much more complicated because I've had so many negative experiences with religious people, unfortunately.

Like, one of my best friends after years was, like, drunkenly told me that, like, I know you're going to hell because you're gay and whatever, like, things like that. And like the church I went to, they would spend, like, hours talking about gay people and nothing else. And I'm like, are there any other sins in the Bible or just that one? And so, like, as time went on, it just, like, started leaving a really bad taste in my mouth. But I would like to believe. I was raised believing that there was a God.

I was raised Christian, and I, like, I had a relationship with the God. Then I lost it. And I'm sort of right now just, like, I don't know, honestly. I don't know what I believe. I'm, like, open to anything. I do think a lot of, I don't know. There are a lot of bad people that use various religions for bad reasons. And that's really frustrating.

But I think that's on the people, not the religion. But regardless, it's frustrating. But I don't know. I would like to believe there's a God. And sometimes I will still pray at night sometimes to just whatever hope. Like, just like hoping, you know, that there's something hearing me. Can I say something that like I never want anybody to feel like I've always been, I don't think I've ever talked about religion on YouTube. I mean, it would be weird for me to talk about religion and also do gross sketch comedy.

But so I never want anybody to feel weird. I'm pushing them into anything or I'm trying to whatever. Like if you don't believe in God, I totally don't judge any of it. But if you don't mind, what I will say is for me when you say that, like you want to, you want to believe that there's a God or you kind of are open to that. What I would say is like the fact that we met, the fact that we connected so many years ago, and then it came back around full circle at certain parts of our lives when we needed each other. And now we're doing this.

Like, to me, it's hard to say some, there's not something bigger than myself that makes all these things happen. Like, even getting canceled and even all these other things, like, it all leads to something. When you look back, you're like, whoa, that all made sense and that was a struggle and that was a challenge. But it led to something that changed my life or enhanced my life or brought people into my life and took people out of my life. Like, so for me and you, I'd say, like, proof of a God existing is like me and you sitting here right now. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. Because how else do you explain that?

Like the way we met, all of that. But also just to throw out there, like, you know, and kind of where I'm at, I've landed, I believe in God, I don't, whatever kind of God someone else wants to believe in, how they want to believe in that, if they don't believe, that's fine. Because I think something like believing in God could be very momentary. There's people that didn't believe in God yesterday and something happened, and now they've had a complete spiritual awakening. So I'm not going to judge somebody on a current belief in God. That's the heaviest belief you can possibly have. so I'm not going to say oh you're a bad person because we don't believe in God we have a lot to live I don't know where you're land but regardless I'm not going to judge you but God does want you to

test your faith in him you know so like if you're at the point I don't know if I believe in God or not like why don't you try implementing as if God exists in your life for for a matter of time and see if you notice a difference see if you feel different about it you know if it's important to you if you don't feel like you need to have any kind of a journey with God then don't You know, there's no pressure on it. I'm just saying that would be, you know, that's kind of where I'm at with it. And can I ask a question about, in the last episode, we talked about your addiction passed with drugs. And you talked about AA.

And I know that AA, part of the program is, you kind of have to believe in some kind of God. Well, there's a higher power. And it doesn't, it could be whatever you want, just knowing that there's something out there greater than you. Because you can't think possibly that you're the most. It's like an ego thing. Like you're the most powerful being in existence. There's no way. There has to be a higher power that you have to kind of give things to.

So that's why it's always about a higher power with like A, things of that nature. There's a lot of atheists, though. I mean, I'm interested because a lot of atheists know more about the Bible than a lot of Christians know about the Bible. Because they want to make an educated. And they do believe in something.

At least they believe there's no God. That's a belief in something. I mean, but then again, it's an interesting topic, you know? Well, I don't like. religion. I don't like, I don't, not like religion. I think the idea of church, like every experience I've had with a church, and it's not anyone being like anti-gay to me, like experiences that you've had, but it's more like the drama and the like what feels like is demanded of you. So I feel like, I've always had a relationship with what I believe to be is

God and I always act in faith that I am treating others how I would want to be treated. And I do pray, but I'm not like a super religious person. I don't have a lot of knowledge about religion because I didn't grow up going to church. Well, you just said is very important because even when you hear a lot of these debates between scholars of if God exists, they don't allow each other to rely too much on the Bible or religions because religion is of the man. You know, religion is of man. God is entirely different. We're just saying, did something create the existence we're in, or is it just all consequential of a big bang or something of that matter, and it's all just coincidental? Right. And I definitely believe there's a higher power. If you've read a Bible or not, I think

you can have never been religious and believe in God. I'm sure a lot of people feel that way. So, you know, I would agree with you on that. Yeah. And like the community, well, no, I won't get there. But yes, I believe in a higher power and I do pray. So you separate like religion from your belief in God, kind of? Well, I just, don't have a lot of religious knowledge because I didn't grow up going to church. Religions are just interpretations the groups have of how God exists in the Genesis story. You don't have to subscribe to any religion to believe in God. There is no separation needed.

And I think a lot of people find comfort in church, in community, in finding resets, in the preaching. And I find that personally in a different way, through meditation, through yoga. and that's like where I find a sense of community and the sense of reset, but I just like I've never got into, I don't know, church. Yeah. I mean, once again, I just want to say, as long as you're not hurting anybody and as long as whatever you believe in is makes you feel good and like I don't see any problem in that. I remember, you know, when I was in elementary school, there was something called the white bus. Did you have that? It was a, it was a white bus that would show up outside of school and I was in fifth grade.

And if you wanted, you could go in the white bus. I'm about, yeah, dude, where the hell is this going? You could go in the white bus. It kind of is, honestly. And it was during lunch break, and they would teach you about God and Jesus. It was a Christian thing. And I went and my friend was Samoan and she was not Christian. But she was like, we should go check this out.

I'm like, all right. So we go in the white bus. And right away, they're just saying, same things you were saying, like gay people go to hell. in you. They were saying a lot of stuff like that. And then I look at my friend and she believed in reincarnation. And I'm like, well, but what about, you know, reincarnation? They're like, well, that doesn't exist. And then she was like, I believe in it. And they were like, well, honey, like that doesn't exist. And I was like, is Ellen DeGeneres going to go to hell? And they were like, well, if she doesn't make, and they were very judgy. Yeah. And I was like, this is really weird. I don't like this.

This feels wrong to me. And I think since that experience, I'm like, I think you can be Christian or you can be any religion but like as long as you're not like hurting people and judging people and honestly like i personally believe that god made everybody different for a reason i think that like when we all fucking die and it's all fucking over and we're in front of whatever those gates are i think god you know he has an ipad and he's just like okay did you kill anybody no you didn't uh you got canceled a lot did you apologize you did you grew okay come on in like i just i don't think I personally don't think it's like, you know, as judgey as maybe some people do. For my experience, I think my parents both grew up in Utah where their surroundings were very Mormon heavy.

And they had been pushed into the Mormon church. And I think when my mom was raising us, she didn't like how she felt when she was kind of thrown into a religion. So she wanted to give us the opportunity to choose what we believed and where we wanted to go and how we wanted to fall. we did always pray and believe in a god i just have such a hard time as a gay man with like specifically a book that is anti-gay but but i think you're thinking too literal like you can believe in god and not be christian you can be anything you can literally think that god is an alien and that's okay like but where you go to learn about these things if you don't feel welcome in the community why why can't you have your own relationship with god why do you have to go into a building that's what i'm choosing

to do, but I'm saying for like Chris, who's talking about like feeling alienated from a community. Then I think that Chris, if he wants to, I think can have his own relationship with something else. And he can literally, you already do that by filming, by seeing the beauty and what you're making. Like that to me is a God-given talent. That's something that you weren't just, like, how were you just born with this thing that somebody else can't do? You can do it. So for me, something gave you that. And it might not be Jesus or a Christian god or a Jewish god or whatever. It might just be something else. And like, I don't think that thing is judging you or anybody.

But once again, believe in whatever you want to believe in. And we don't judge and feel free to do anything you want. We love you. That was a nice wrap up. Don't murder people. We're going to take a quick little break. We'll be right back. Don't murder anybody.

Did you know McDonald's put sugar on their fries? Oh, yeah. What? They put sugar on their fries along with salt because it makes them taste better and it makes you like addicted to them. And it's so good. I don't want some right now. But that's like innocent.

That's fine. But then I was thinking about things that pissed me off that corporations do to like trick us or manipulate our minds. Then I started thinking about grocery stores and the mall and all these different places that and movie theaters. That's a big one. Like movie theaters, I counted. Like I looked at my phone when we sat down and when the trailer started, 25 minutes. Yeah. 25 minutes of trailers.

And then so I Googled it. I'm like, why is, I feel like there's more and more trailers every year. Like, this is crazy. And then I Googled it. And it said because movie theaters right now because of the pandemic and because, you know, they missed out on a lot of money. They're trying to get that money back. So they make the trailers extra long so that you have more time to go get thirsty and go get some food, get some candy. And you're like, well, I might as well go.

I have time. So that's why they do it. Smart. Everyone's got to make a buck. And also grocery stores. I mean, I feel like everybody knows this at this point. Do you know all the tricks at grocery stores do? Oh, my God, you're going to be shook, Chris.

You're going to feel so manipulated. So the first thing they do is they put the baked goods section or the bakery right next to the front door so that when you walk in, you get whiffed with the smell of baked good so that now you're hungry, you're salivating, you want more. Then they put the things that you really need, like milk and eggs, at the very back of the store. So you have to walk through the whole store. Yeah. They put the produce all the way over to the right.

So you got to go that way, and then they put the milk all the way in the back. I mean, it's all like a site, it's a retail science to get you flowing through their store to see as much of it as possible. If they just put all the essentials in the front, most people would treat it like a 7-Eleven, you know, just go and get what they need and get the hell out. They also, some stores, which I did not know, but some stores, they waft the smell of baked goods through the vents of the whole store. So when you're walking around the whole store, you smell it. Disneyland does that. Yes, they're called smellitizers. That's exactly what they're called.

And they pump the smell of money in stores, and then the smell of bakery. on Main Street. I love it. What? Oh, yeah. It's all scary as fuck. I love it. I think it adds to the atmosphere.

There's something special. That's why people like going to Disneyland. That's why people like going to casinos because it unlocks nostalgia for you, even though they're selling you a lie. It is hard to smell a churro would not want to eat it. Yeah. Churros give me almost every time. Unlock some happiness.

It's like, oh, I'm out in the world. I just learned recently, my boyfriend's friend who worked at a supermarket said that. They'll take meat that's getting older, and, like, it'll start to look, like, gray, like, meat that sat out for a little bit, but it's still, like, edible, and they'll put, like, coloring on it to make it look pink and fresh, and they'll put it. And, like, I guess this happens that, like, this is a big chain. I don't want to say the name. Oh, my God. That, like, we all have shopped at. What?

And, uh, and they do that. I hate it. I hate it. I'm a vegetarian. Yeah. Coloring? I always hear the thing is that they throw out food, like, prematurely, and it's fucked up because the food could be going to better. That they started that rumor.

They started that rumor to be To be fair. To be fair, that's what this person said. This is not, I have not fact things. I haven't like worked at a supermarket myself. So I don't know for sure. But that's what they said and it terrified me. That is the scariest thing I've literally ever heard my whole life.

Is it terrifying? It ruined my life. Ew. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Okay. Well.

Um, before we started filming, we were talking about, like, oh, what should we talk about today? And we were talking about the response to the last episode and how people were really, uh, thankful for Jared for telling his story about his history of addiction and recovery. And a lot of people connected to it. I think it honestly, Chris is really. But as Chris touched a lot of people. So a lot of people were touched by that. They felt bad word. but now people were touched we know what you mean yes no it was honestly like i got a lot of text

from people just people were very like they just loved it so much and they really related to it and it helped a lot of people so thank you for that but we were talking about it and you were like you know i kind of glazed over getting a you know a couple of DUIs you know should i tell the full story and like what happened and and i was like i mean if you're comfortable with it because that was a really scary time. And, you know. The second DUI got is actually a really crazy story. The first one is I was going to meet with somebody in Hollywood and we were supposed to hang out.

And I went to a bar and the person ended up not showing up. And there was a group of like Irish dudes that were on a fucking nationwide motorcycle trip. So they kept buying me pints. And I told them like, yeah, you know, someone bailed on me. So we had a drinking competition. So the first one resulted from that Where I was just driving home And I was actually going to a party

And I was in the carpool lane So I got pulled over I got my first DUI You know, it was bad But the second one And not to glaze over the first one But the second one is pretty gnarly You know

So I had gotten my license back How old were you? I was 21 during all this So all this happened during the course of me being 21 You know over the course of Two DUIs at 21 So the first one I got I think was

maybe like nine months apart from the second one that I got. Wow. You know, I got my license back. And within maybe three to four months, I had my second DUI. But I had gone to a club with a buddy of mine. And I was being really good about it. I cut back a little bit on drinking. But I, if I did drink, I would have someone else driving my car.

Or I would just not drive. You know, I was trying to be a little bit more responsible. But this night in particular, I forgot what had happened to me, but I was going through kind of like an emotional thing where I needed an, escape so we went to this club in long beach and we were partying it up and drinking and dancing and all this stuff and i gave my buddy my keys and i said dude don't let me drive i've drank way too much you know and he's the one that came with me and i was like whatever we got to do this is not i i can't drive so we're all hanging out and maybe like an hour and a half goes by and i i

wasn't doing uh cocaine like um as heavy in that specific period i was still doing it but The thing about doing cocaine is also if you're really drunk, it will kind of snap you out of it a little bit. It'll kind of make you more alert, you know. So I just got the urge. I had to go get it in that moment. I needed it. So I started bugging my buddy for the keys. And at first he was just like, no, no, I'm not going to give you the keys.

You said not to do it, dude. You can't do that to yourself. And I don't remember the exacts, but over the course of 30, 40 minutes, he ended up giving me the keys. But I was supposed to go to the car, get it ready, and then wait for him. Maybe he hadn't drank it that night. I don't remember exactly. So he gave me the keys. I go out to my car and I just get in it and I start going.

I was like, you know, I didn't wait for nobody. I didn't do anything like that. And I was speeding down the street and I started, I didn't realize anyone familiar in Long Beach and I'm sure they have them all over the nation and the world is traffic circles. They're everywhere here. Yeah. And they're challenging. So I was going really fast and I didn't realize I was heading directly into the traffic

circle and i started skidding out but i mean i was wasted and i couldn't really make you know really quick decisions and i drove right into a tree on the passenger side so you know like all the passenger side was caved in and i knew what was up i knew like there's no way i'm getting out of this shit like i just got my second d y this really sucks and i didn't even think about uh one of the real variables in that moment but that i'll i'll get to in a second but the cops came they uh you know they asked me if i was okay because the car was so fucked up they imagined i was injured and the window was cracked just enough to where i just said take me to jail like i knew fucking i'm not gonna what am i going to say you know like i dozed off for a second i can't

get myself out of this i know so they take me to a hospital they check me out and then they take me to jail but i just remember thinking like how fucking crazy is it because if my buddy would have gotten into that car. He said that he was walking out and he saw me leaving and he tried to come get into the car with me, but he just wasn't able to catch up because I was speeding off so fast. If he would have actually gotten into the car and I would have done that, he for sure would have been dead because the first thing they said is, is the passenger side, Claire? Like that was the main concern and they saw me, you know, and like I was the only person in the car. But I just think like, wow. I know. And that feels like a godsend, honestly.

Oh, dude, it's like... I saw the picture of that. I remember mom showed me when this happened, and we saw the picture, and I think the cops or somebody told mom, like, you're so lucky that your son's not dead and that he didn't kill anyone else because this is like...

It was like wrapped around the tree, but somebody else... My mom said she, like, fainted when she saw the car. Yeah, it was so narly. Because it was wrapped around the tree. Oh, yeah. But, uh, yeah, I think it was very, very shortly after that where I just completely quit drinking.

And you haven't... drinking in how many years i i quit everything 22 22 i think i was like 22 and i quit pretty much everything besides weed but uh so maybe i had a little bit more learning to do because now that i didn't have a license what is the reason not to drink if i can't drive anyways right so i think i kind of went through a period where i drank out of like depression as well you know after that what so what was jail like i was only at a holding facility um so it wasn't like you would see on 60 days in or something like that but they have a holding facility to where you wait to get sentenced where you would go to court and the judge will tell you like you know go to jail for X

amount of days because it was my second DUI and so I was in there for like three days the first day I just remember I smoked cigarettes at the time and I was like oh my god I'm going to fucking murder somebody you know because cigarettes are very addictive and so I just remember that being like one of the main things I was thinking and the fact that I couldn't see like my girlfriend at the time or something. I was missing out on the parties because it was on a weekend, like some shallow shit, I'm sure.

But as the days progressed, it was just very miserable, man. It's just a bunch of people in there, half of them you can tell her in there all the time, and it's a very sad way of life. You know, you got a fucking shit in front of everybody.

You got a piss in front of everybody. There's just a toilet. It's like this room, and there's beds all along the sides, like bunk beds. In the middle, they have picnic tables. that you can sit on and they fucking,

I don't know if they're doing it to fuck with people, but they play like law and order all day. You know, like when I was there, it was law and order. And then right under the TV, they have this steel toilet that you got to sit on. No. And they don't just have a roll of toilet paper there. Somebody, they have like two rolls of toilet paper circulating within the prison.

So if you do got to take a shit, you got to locate some toilet paper. So at one point, I did acquire the toilet paper, and I was like the holder of the main roll of toilet paper. and you can use it as a pillow and you know like it's kind of fun but just to kind of so I was there for like three days it was I don't know man it was very low but good I just need to know like in what how so you're listening watching and smelling everyone shit yeah I mean if I were to take a shit right here it would feel like that it'd be no different so Chris exactly Chris is straight in front of me right yes so say law and order is playing right above him yes he's shitting in front of me yes that's exactly the scenario And how many people? Oh, my God.

In this holding cell, it was probably 25 to 40 people. So somebody was shitting all day. There was always people taking this shit. I shit all day. That would be me. Yeah, but the thing is, when you're, you know, from my minor experience, right, I'm not trying to act like some fucking jailbird, but from my experience and what I learned, because I kind of buddied up with the dude that had been there because I was asking him,

how it's going to be, what am I going to get is? I broke him. I'm going to be okay, but he wasn't eating nothing. So he was, like, giving me his food. oh if you want this you could have it and i was like why don't you want your food bro he's like well i'm not using any calories i'm just literally trying to sleep as much as i can so why would i intake calories that are going to give me energy you know he's like and i don't want to have to go to the bathroom so he would just eat the minimal amount because that way he could be as tired

as possible and not have to go to the bathroom a lot of that cheap trick that's a grower that's a like that's a grower he's like it took me 80 visits to figure it out man what followed so how long were you without a license i had my license revoked for like 18 months i had to go to extensive classes um i mean i had to ride a bike to work you know pay a shit a load of money i think it's like estimated around 10 000 dollars and was that what stopped was that overall what had stopped it Or was it years later when? Yeah, it was also like I shifted the people that I hung out with because that was their vibe. You know, they wanted to go to clubs.

They wanted to listen to music. They wanted to drink. So I just separated myself a little bit from that. And also, all drinking did, just like when I talked about cocaine, now it gives me anxiety because I don't have positive things flashing in my head when I think about the drug. It's very negative, you know. I get anxiety. I feel bad.

So when I thought about alcohol, all I thought about is the fact that, you know, I got my car taken away. way I had no license. I really fucked up my life for that period of time. And I just quit at that point, you know. Like they say the way that you know when you're an addict is when it gets in the way of your daily life and it starts fucking with your job and it starts really imposing itself and making you less capable of doing tasks that are needed of you. And when I realized that it was doing that shit to me, I was like, I can't, you know,

it's not worth it. I'm not having a fun enough time to like ruin my life, you know, for sure. or so and then they make you go to they make you go to a a when you when you have a DU your second DUI but now it's much more stringent I think on your first DUI now they put the breathalyzer in the car so they're even stricter on it these days to where if you get one DUI they put a tube in your car where you have to blow in it just to start it oh wow so I mean that's good so like that should be I mean maybe it's not to start the car but I feel like those should be available in every car so that after somebody's had a drink at dinner or two

they can test it out yeah maybe tesla will do it that's not a joke i'm serious i feel like they do everything else i mean it's not a bad idea so why don't we explore it you know i guess it's not a bad idea well uh well thank you for sharing that and also hopefully that that that keeps people from drinking and driving because uh that sounds horrible and also you know uh the risk of hurting somebody else is um unimaginable so uh yeah yes and it's cool because the person that was in the car with me uh shout out to you jesse but he had actually works with our dad's company and he's actually been like a huge blessing in that arena. So it would have been a huge loss on multiple arenas.

Like, I'm very glad the way it turned out and I feel blessed, you know. And it's cool that I still know the dude and he's still somewhat a part of, you know, my life and whatnot. So very cool. Wow. Well, that was beautiful. And we're going to take a quick little break. I'm going to go pee in the privacy of the bathroom where I can close the door and you guys don't have to watch me. Thank God.

The opposite of prison. Thank you. I never thought I would thank somebody for going to the bathroom cool thanks did that when we come back conspiracy theories okay all right I know you guys have been missing them I know we haven't done them in a long time

Mandela effects you're kidding okay how could there be anymore I just got such a nostalgic vibe because it's been so long you guys are crazy hell yeah am I old enough to be nostalgic definitely thank you

okay these are Mandela Effect updates. Actually, I don't think we ever even talked about the most famous Mandela effect of all time. What? The Berenstein Bears. Have we not brought up the Bernstein Bears? The Berenstain Bears? The Berenstain Bears. Okay, so the bearerstein bears. That was honestly the first Mandela effect ever because most people remember it being the Berenstein Bears, right? The Berenstain Bears. Exactly. But the whole time it's actually been the Berenstain Bears, which is like, fuck off with that. That is just... That's not even an name. Kidding. Never heard it. Like Berenstain? Ew. And, you know, people will just show,

you know, videos and clips and pictures and things being like, how is this Berenstain? I don't remember being this. It doesn't make any sense. Well, recently there has been proof of a double timeline. You're kidding. Was that real? Yeah, I'm actually kind of shocked. Like you're saying that, wait. Shake Ryland for the first time. Okay. So some guy, found these in his basement from me when he's a kid no way bears so the mandela affects oh I hate to do this what I hate to do this what dude we got to look we got to be detectives uh-huh at times right I would just like to point out the obvious to me at least the top one looks like it's been through hell and back and it's been sitting in a box for 20

years you're about to be shook as fuck the bottom one looks fake right the bottom one looks fake Right. Yes. Well, you just proved it. Because if this was fake, then wouldn't the Baron-Stain one be the one that was so fucked up? Can you actually Google those VHS numbers and pull them up, Chris? Like the 819551? I will try.

That is very detective. Well, we have to. We have to be detectives, guys. We have to. To the purple. We're going to be in the truck to. I've actually seen a couple of these where people have multiples and it has the different names on it. So it's very interesting

that you pull that up. Oh, it, after that it pulled up the three stooges. Okay, okay. We don't really know how specific those numbers are to the actual skew. That's pretty crazy. Now, I will say the username is Camomilk. Which, I trust it.

Yeah, me too. I like that. But I mean, if this guy, if this is just a photo that somebody took and they actually have a VHS tape that actually says that, that's insane. Right? that's like that we're being two times what does that mean it means it means well we're actually going to earlier about a theory that would explain all these Mandela effects yes okay this was from D. Marie she's

sent me an email to the podcast email, and she said, my friend in another country saw this really old Fruit of the Loom tent and posted it on Facebook. But this is crazy. I don't understand how this is real. But who would fake this? How would you even fake this? Wait, remind me before you show me? So the Fruit of the Loom logo, we all remember it having the cornucopia behind it, but it never has.

This is a tent that had different sponsors on it. And if you look, it has the fucking cornucopia. wait what so like what oh my god i had to look at the original to like remind myself but i am shook right i mean that come on this actually involves drake this is from spotify and the lyrics to one of his songs he i guess says febrize in it and this is how spotify uh spelled febrize with tuis Wow, because it's the only logical explanation. Yeah, it's always just the level of research to me is so damn impressive. That someone thought, they heard Fabriz and a song, they looked it up on a website, they looked, I mean, this is, you guys are fucking killing it on the research.

Oh, yeah. Well, speaking, you guys are detectives. Oh, yeah. Well, speaking of, Stephanie emailed me, and she also said she was doing some digging, and she found this document from 2005, and it's a safety data sheet. And yeah, here it is spelled Fabriz with two ease. Whoa. We're not letting this one go. We're not. It's fucking too easy, guys. So did they change it to fuck with people to make them think sideways?

The world changed. There are two, there is a parallel universe that we have entered. I will put everything on that. I know it sounds crazy, but I believe it. Okay. Oh, thank God we've gotten the same one. Okay, actually I'll keep doing the updates and I'll finish one. He's totally.

He's going to cut it. That's what? He said something like super sweet to you. Wait, what's he said? Well, you don't have headphones on. In fairness, you're not wearing... Because you said, I mean, to me, that was like movie-asked what he just said. And you just literally, it felt like you probably didn't hear it, but the way you timed the beat was like, cool.

But you said... Well, I was thinking what the next thing was. You said, you know, you explained to him about there's more. multiple universes and existences and realities. And Ryland, what did you say? I said, well, thank God we landed in the same one. And you said, okay. Stephanie sent me this.

I'm sorry, that's so sweet. I didn't know. I really am the victim. No, I'm kidding. Okay, this actually is really weird and confusing to me because I don't even know what the real one is. Kit Kat. We haven't talked about that yet.

Oh, is it that there's like a hyphenate in between the kit and the cat? There's definitely a hyphenate. On the packages, on the images that are showing up, there's no. You're lying. Oh, my God. There isn't one. I could kill myself.

Whoa. I never heard you say that. We found it. We found it. Welcome to the club. I'm dead serious. Whoa. I mean, I'm serious.

That's crazy, right? That's nuts. How is there not hyphen it? I'm normally not shook by these. Something's happening. Maybe I just fell into the other universe. Oh, this somebody sent me. Here is a picture.

of Mickey from one of the cartoons and he's wearing suspenders oh so he did so he did wear suspenders so we're all right we aren't we aren't crazy I need references for all of these oh my gosh it's crazy you're right oh and Anna sent me this this is Netflix from another country and they have no stones with one T no and she goes oh it looks like the Mandela effect hasn't hit me in my country whoa isn't that crazy yes but but okay I hate just because Because guys, I'm really being a doctor-dorf right now. I don't know the language this isn't necessarily, but it says,

Ose, for instance, and it actually is spelled with the other T. In the description, right there. But it's not in the title. I know, which is why it's crazy. I'm shook. No, it is. Okay. So there is a big viral Mandel effect right now that everybody's been sending me and everybody's spreading.

All right. First, you need to know that I am willing to die on this hill. And it's about the publisher clearinghouse. If you were a kid in the 80s and 90s, your parents got these envelopes in the mail from the publisher's clearinghouse sweepstakes. A guy named Ed McMahon would show up on your porch with a big ass check. He'd be like, here's your million dollars, and they would scream and cry. Talking about scams. Yeah.

It was a scam? Well, yeah, because it was a bunch of people sending them like $20 a month in hopes that Ed McMahon would show up on your porch with millions of dollars. It's just like the lottery. What? Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, they would send you a packet. and you would subscribe to this packet and you would actually like send them money a check to be entered into the sweepstakes it was money involved it wasn't just like ed McMahon rolled up on you randomly and gave you a check i don't even know who that is well anyway that's fucked but anyways we all remember this right wrong it never happened the mandela effect is that ed McMahon actually has no connection to publish your clearinghouse ed McMahon never worked for made commercials

for or was affiliated with the PCH in any way possible. So that was a Mandel effect, and everybody's like, no, I remember. And there was clips from the Golden Girls. What? I'm one of the winners of the publisher's clearinghouse. Ed McMahon wants to see me right away? There was a clip in Roseanne. Who are you supposed to be? Who am I? I'm Ed McMahon.

You've won our special Halloween jackpot. Then there was news footage of a newscaster. bringing up Ed McMahon and... Well, in other news, who among us hasn't seen Ed McMahon's ads for the publisher's clearinghouse giveaway? And then Ed McMahon himself talked about it in interviews that he would show up with checks. You would actually walk up to people's doorsteps and give them the check. So that's when I got confused because I'm like, wait, this is literally all proof that this

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So he did do all that. So I'm not shook. Because we all thought it was publisher clearinghouse. But who fucking cares? It was just something else clearinghouse. That could be said for all of these things, though. It's like, who cares about the cornucopia? No, no, because they said, Ed McMahon has never shown up at your door with a fucking check.

That was the Mandela Effect. But yes, he has. He literally did. My brain hurts. And I need somebody smarter than me to figure this out. It was just a different company. Guys, we have to, if anything in this community, we have to maintain integrity. Yes.

We can't just be bullshit and trying to fuck with each other. That's not what this is. out this is about ultimate truth spreading awareness yes and getting to the fucking bottom of it thank you not getting over on each other um thank you um thank you which now we're going to really get into this to bring us back because i do believe in the mandela effect i don't believe in some of them because they're stupid but you found out that there is a bigger purpose what is it so the reason these mandela effects could exist is because we there's alternate realities coexisting at the same time with us, this multiverse. And some people are speculating

that something called CERN, which is C-E-R-N, which is the European Council for Nuclear Research, their main goal, their main purpose is to essentially figure out how the universe was started. So the first thing they need to do is dissect the Big Bang and figure out how these particles met or whatever the situation is. And they discovered in 2012 when they were using their It's like called the LHC, which is their large Hadron Collider. When they split an atom, they found the God particle. And what the God particle is, is the particle that keeps the whole universe in balance. So what some people are saying is when they achieve this in their LHC and they were able to, you know,

smash these two particles into each other and they discovered this God particle, they believe that that could have ripped open the time continuum in our reality and kind of like opened up a porphyxie. into another existence in the universe. So now some things have shifted and there's like this blurred line between these realities. Okay, hold on. First of all, that's crazy.

Very crazy. I'm in. Second of all, so 2012, everybody thought the world was going to end in 2012 and the Mayans predicted that. Our world did technically end in 2012 then. And we went into a new world? It's quite possible.

I'm going to throw up. Because the Mayan calendar ended in 2020. 12. And yeah, it says here that the most notable achievement of CERN include the creation of the internet. So that CERN created the internet and the likely discovery of the Higgs-Bossin so-called God particle in 2012. So yeah, they could have opened up a rip in time space continuum and essentially ended the existence we were previously in and that could be what the Mayans were conveying because the calendar they had only showed them until that rip in space time continuum. The mine calendar ended December 21st, 22.

There it is. Right before Christmas. Why couldn't it wait? Wait, so is this CERN thing, the God particle? Is that science? Is that real? Or is this a theory? No, this is actual science.

I mean, and people even kind of equated to stranger things, where it says the first and scariest theory is that CERN is attempting to open a portal to hell. That's one of their main goals. Wait, what? How is this real? This can't be real. And so their agenda consists of taking the cornucopia out of fruit of the loom? No, the thing is, the thing is when we look back at history from a linear perspective, it's within the reality we experienced it in.

So when they collided these particles and it caused a rip in space time, when time got put back together in place, certain things were switched out. That just made me sick. Or now we're experiencing a blurred reality where we're kind of sharing this mold. multiverse with another reality, you know. And I'm not just saying this. 2012, I feel like life stopped making sense after that. Like, honestly, I feel like so much crazy stuff has happened since then. And the craziest part is their whole goal is to replicate the Big Bang.

But what happens if they do that? Yeah, you know, we're dead, right? I mean, I don't know. So these are like people that we could, like, call or like, these are real people. You can take a tour of their facility. And people are just touring and CERN is just like, yeah, we're looking for hell. They ain't concerned. Wait, can we go and I can letting you in?

I feel like they pro CERN. Maybe I'm just being so skeptical, but I feel like there's zero chance we go and talk to them and they admit that they're trying to find a part of it. All of what we just said is real. They really did collide particles. They found this God particle and whatnot. But what's speculated is when they did that, did that create a rip in space-time continuum? And is what we're experiencing.

with these Mandela effects a window into us seeing that play out in real life in our real life. And are our dreams just us in a parallel universe. That is fascinating. I'm going to die.

I feel sick. This is too much. The Kit Kat thing, that's so fun. And then you really start thinking about it. It's too much. Whoa, okay, that is crazy and scary. And also exciting. It's very exciting.

Whoa, okay. To be honest with you because the limit of opportunity out there with this whole certain thing, crazy. All right. Potentially terrifying. As is life. It's exciting. Okay. Well, speaking of the end of the world, baby, are you ready to shut this down?

Ha ha ha. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylent's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Chris disappoints his entire family leading to his first apology tour. Users have weighed in saying that they relate to Chris being addicted to jacking off. Chris doubles down and says he shoots massive loads, you know. Chris and Ryland both reveal they shoot massive loads, which honestly annoys their partners.

She's a victim of bladder shaming. Yes, I'm a victim. Shane Dawson turns out to be a victim of bladder sharing while his brother, Jared Yaw, was fully exposed. Oh, don't go to jail because you'll have to shit in front of people. Yes. And if you've never been to jail, Jared reveals that while incarcerated, you do have to shit amongst your peers.

This is just an incarcinated is not a word. What is it? Incarcerated. Incarcerated. My producers are telling me incarcerated. What did I? I say. I love you.

Oh, Shane is not Shane. Oh, yeah. Despite popular belief, Shane is not a bully. And I heard that we have a word from the victim. Despite popular belief and what you all as viewers may think, it turns out Shane Dawson is not a bully. And to weigh in on that, field reporter Chris will weigh in. Chris. Shane is not a bully.

He's a wonderful human. In other news Chris has never jacked off in our house Shane doesn't believe the verdict is out The verdict is still out If Chris is deemed a masturbation station in Colorado We actually have a field reporter who's in the bathroom With the Blacklight

Chris stands strong in defending himself and his family saying he's never jacked off in the Dawson Adams residence However Shane has high hired a black light expert and is currently searching as we speak. And I'm just sending a warning out to the janitors at the Denver airport.

Because when he gets to that bathroom, there's going to be a massive shooting load. Prepared, locked and loaded, ready to splooge all over a fucking stall. I already know it. Oh, this just in. Shane, to comfort Chris, says that he's jerked off at an airport bathroom, too. What? I did. It's not a cancer thing.

Jerr confirmed it's what a cancer thing. In more ways the internet can cancel Shane, he has now revealed he also jacks off in airport bathrooms. What's the craziest place all of you have jacked off in? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why can't we ask that? Please, no. I don't know.

I feel like it's weird. If you're legal to jack off in your state Imagine the comments are just places Like beach, church It's just like theoretically where would it be exciting to masturbate

Rollercoaster Haunted house McDonald's drive-thru If the comments are places I'm in the loose I'll tell you where it's not exhilarating The jackoff In jail

But they do it Depending though Depending maybe some guys are into it Sorry, brother. Oh, yeah. All right, you guys. Well, that wraps up today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. We hope you enjoyed your stay, and we will see you back here next week.

The podcast also has an Instagram at the Shane Dawson podcast. Thank you so much for all your love and support. Give us a five-star review. Comment below, and we love you so much for your support. Thank you, and we'll see you next week. Good night. Incredible. Oh, shit.

Hold on. Hold on. Oh, God. Wait, wait, wait. My camera action Ryland's recap is about to happen Ryland's recap Wow, well good job

I'm so proud of you I love you so much I'm so happy that we're in the same universe Aww Thank you guys so much for watching Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell this was and send Chris some love send Jared some love Send me some love and send Ryland some love Listen we are all victims together

I feel like I'm on a talk show like waiting for my segment and you're like tell you know and then they smile no we really appreciate you guys supporting this show we love doing this and it's just really fun to hang out with my friends and family and do what we love with no judgment and just laugh at each other you know and enjoy each other talking about jacking off I love it do you feel like you regret anything you said today today no today I feel good

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