The Shane Dawson Podcast - Mass Distraction Conspiracy Theories!

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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It's interesting that everyone has this like chat GPT is scary chat GPT is scary I've seen systems that make chat GPT look like the kid friendly program like this thing is getting smarter and smarter and bigger and bigger But some of these programs are I Can't even begin to comprehend or explain to you what it is that they're doing or building. Oh my God. Hey, welcome back to Whatever the Hell This Is. Birthday party edition!

Woo! Guys, this is so fun. I'm so excited. We have a very special guest today, Colby. Woo! Colby, our friend, an amazing photographer, friend of the pod. I love saying that. And an icon and a legend, and the moment. And the last time he was here was, I think, around Christmas.

We had so much fun. You really brought a lot to the conspiracy corner, by the way. That's what I'm saying. Oh, my God. There's more. You started the whole Sabrina Carpenter's wearing wig. It did. Flue, wig flue. Wig flue?

Snatch it. Snatch it? eBay. Okay, so not only that, I texted Colby and I was like, hey girl, I didn't say that. I was trying to be relatable to the gays. Very much. I said, hey, and I was like, you need to come on the show.

And I gave him a date and he was like, okay, perfect. That's my birthday. We're here. And I was like, you want to come to our show. And I gave him a date and he was like, OK, perfect. That's my birthday. We're here. And I was like, you want to come to our show on your birthday? That's like a lot. It is. I mean, it's a lot. It's like a long day. It's also pressure.

For who? Do you all not remember the last time we were here? And I was like, this is the moment. This is the follow up to the moment. Oh, it's the sequel. Part two, Electric Boogaloo. Oh, I love that. So yes, it's your birthday. How old are you turning today? 28. Oh my god, it's so young. He has two more years. Till twink death.

Till the twinkles out. Oh no. I just learned about this before the podcast. What? But evidently, once you turn 30, it's game over. It's a twink. It's over. Yeah. Before this show, we were like, oh, so young, a decade younger than us. He goes, yeah, but you have your families. I'm blacking out, out front of what? The highlight room. And we're like, yeah, we know what that is. Okay guys, listen, I know it's Colby's birthday.

We're very excited. Lizzie's pregnant. That's exciting. But something even bigger has happened. And I feel like I just need to talk about it because I've been holding on to it for too long. What? I just don't know if you guys have noticed this, but the party... Oh, it's just begun!

And there's modes. He's 37. Guys, not many things can overshadow a man's birthday and a life coming into this world. But when you turn that light on, I'm hooked. Did you do that yourself? Whoa, happy pride! It's over, but here we are. He was unscrewing the previous handle, re-screwing that one, charging it with his USB-C.

You installed that yourself? I did. Listen, I'm not selling these. I'm not giving codes, but I'm just saying, my life is fucking over. I was on a page. It's finished, baby. Yeah, so that's my big news.

Lizzie, so your baby, we have a gender. What is it? It is fucking over. I was on a sleep baby. Yeah, so that's my big news. Lizzie, so your baby, we have a gender. What is it? It is a boy. Woo! Are you terrified? Yes. Okay. So did you see yourself being like boy mom energy?

Yeah, but I really thought it was a girl. But I really thought it was a girl. I think mom thought I was a girl. My mom thought I was a girl, but I really thought it was a girl. I think mom thought I was a girl. My mom thought I was a girl. Really? Anyways, okay. Okay, we also have to explain why we're still here because in the last episode we said goodbye to this room.

This is like a really long, slow breakup. It's like we can't make a final decision on if we're parting ways or not. No, we can't, we're getting rid of this room. The problem is- Getting rid of the room. Well, right, it's my house. Part it down. No, but we have our office, we can. We're getting rid of this room. The problem is... Getting rid of the room. Well, right. It's my house.

Burn it down! No, but we have our office. We have the set. It's almost done. We've been furniture shopping, getting it all together. We still have to go out to some stores and get some cute little items for Chris and Jared, you guys' little sections.

But we were supposed to be filming there today, and then the air conditioning broke. And it's way too hot in there. So now we're still here. So hopefully in the next episode, we will be on our new set. Not hopefully, we will be. I'll see you at the office.

Listen, I'm very excited about it because the vibe that I'm going for is very like friends, central perk, coffee shop. It's a big change, guys. I'm a little nervous about it. The couch is like a totally different color. I don't think we're going to do the neon lights anymore. And yeah, I guess we'll see you guys there next time. Sorry, Colby, that you're just stuck in our house.

Will we really be there next time? Well, if you wanna live, you'll be there next time. We might die of dehydration, sweat death, but we'll be there. Sauna edition. This feels like when you say goodbye at any Latino party and there's like a thousand people you have to say bye to. Oh my god.

And you thought you were leaving, but it's like, oh, the Tia's, oh, the cousin. You know, they're like people you have to say bye to. You thought you were leaving but it's like oh the Tias, oh the cousins, you know it's just never. You never leave. You never actually. It's so fun to see a white person experience the Latino goodbye for the first time. I used to pretend to be asleep so I didn't have to say goodbye to people. Oh my god I still do that. Yeah. The mistake a lot of people make is a fake snore. Oh too much. You can't bake snore. You got to barely move. The full sell is if you rip ass audibly and then don't respond to it. I have a question about that. Okay, so Jared, if you guys haven't checked out Jared's channel,

Jared and Sandy, their channel is popping off right now. You guys are doing like a house hunter series. Yes. Where you're checking out different houses in different states. It's really good. Go subscribe. But the one we were watching yesterday, you're with this Reeliter who you just met 24 hours before that. If that. If that.

And you guys are looking around at houses in Utah, which is iconic. Oh yeah. So I'm watching and you guys are looking at the bathroom and it's a smaller space. You guys are all, you know, packed in this bathroom. And then Jared just farts. And then the Reeliter goes,

there's a little, you know, controversy around it. Okay. Wait, you're saying the controversy is that you didn't's a little, you know, controversy around it. Oh, okay. Wait, you're saying the controversy is that you didn't fart? I, you know, was it a shoe squeak? Was it a duck out sound? We don't know exactly, you know, sometimes farts just happen. The realtor took it very well. I heard her in the back yard say, leave it in.

Heel. Did you just fart? Oh my gosh. Leave that in the video. Leave it in the video. Like in the edit. What? Oh, leave it.

Oh yeah. That was like, oh, okay. That was one of my favorite moments on the internet, I think. Yeah. They were just eating. What? Yeah. Colby's like right next to Jared,

and Jared's just like burps really loud. And I was like, oh no. Oh no. Happy birthday. That's what I'm saying. Birthday. Yeah. Oh my gosh, speaking of birthdays, Spencer, do you want to go grab the little thing I don't know. Happy birthday. Birthday. Oh my gosh, speaking of birthdays,

Spencer, do you want to go grab the little thing in the kitchen? Little thing? I think we all know what it is. A new puppy! Oh! Gondo! That is the worst surprise when people gift somebody

an animal that didn't want an animal. I just love watching Spencer slowly walking. He's like, I don't know what to do! Yay! Yay! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you.

Happy birthday dear Colby. Happy birthday to you. There's no candles, oh no. No. Whoa, lighter's out! Yay! Also, I don't know if you guys can see this, but it says, Happy Birthslay.

Oh! Love. So you have to eat the whole thing during the duration of this episode. By the end of the episode, that's the challenge? Yeah. I broke my hand. I wonder if they made the happy birthday song

just the perfect amount of length to make awkward people feel the most uncomfortable. Right, yeah. It's like 45 seconds. It's too long. Yeah. It just be happy birthday, happy birthday, Kobe. Since we were all singing at different keys,

it sounded like a terrifying cult in a horror movie. What the key? We don't know. I don't understand. Also the straightest thing about Chris is that he has a lighter on him. What? Yeah, I know know what's that for? I think Chris does that to flirt with boys

Identify as a straight man What is a lighter for? It used to be forever ago like when I was on film sets I'm shy and I have a hard time making friends and a lot of people smoke on film sets So I'd be if someone needed a light I had one and we could talk and then it just became a thing that was like Convenient to have and I just always keep it on me now. Wow that and usually like a little pocket knife, but I don't have this is that the same one you've had on all the lighters No, I've had just many many never you want to be my friend in public just carry around like a diet coke Or Spencer has calls them Oh fridge cigarettes

Okay, because it's Colby's birthday I was thinking we should do all of Colby's favorite things today. And I know I've heard from a little birdie that one of Colby's favorite things is... Come on everyone, it's time for Spencer's Likes. He's in this some weird shit, but that's alright. Sometimes I wonder who the hell watches this stuff. But now we know the answer

Spencer does Sometimes it's weird or scary or it doesn't make sense The internet's a wild place so let's dive in We're not gonna judge him Okay, maybe we might Cue up the reel and let's all see Spencer's likes That's right It is the return of Spencer's likes And guys, he's been spank bank stockpiling for a while

and woah daddy it's gonna get wild I heard that you send Spencer things too like Yeah sometimes Colby will send me something like Hey this seems like something you'd like and it's like I fucked up the video but yeah I do like No the most recent one was there's this guy that goes around Disneyland

like talking to different characters and he's like Oh my god, Donald like I do impressions. Can I do an impression for you? He gets real close He goes hey, I'm the duck guy and it's like these short videos, but I'm like this just gives Spencer Well, let's check us check some of those videos out today Oh my God. Okay. I will say, YouTube rarely like gives us shit for things we do on this show.

And we've done some crazy fucking theories. The only time I've ever had to take things out of the episodes is during a Spencer's like segment. I literally will get like, it'll be like demonetized, cannot show, blur this. And I'm like, this is a risky segment. So you can show more on Instagram than YouTube? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can show full titties on Instagram. Well, some people aren't monetizing a post on Instagram. Right. I guess it's like, OK. All right, so I figured, should we start off? This is a simple one.

This one just makes me laugh. I don't really know what. We're starting off easy, and then we'll go into it. Oh, no. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. Are they gonna die? What is happening? No, it's not that bad. Is it A?

Okay. Oh no, he continues. Okay. Okay. Okay. Please tell me that's the whole thing. That's it? Yes! Yes! I think you should recreate it. This one, it's like, why post that take?

Do another one. You knew, we knew what you were trying to do and it didn't go well. I did it. That might have been the best take and he did all of that in croc. Where are they? So this is also, it says right here, study rooms. I was that might have been the best take and he did all that in croc where So this is also it says right here study rooms. They're clearly in like a

That was starting. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're gonna ramp it up real. What is this? This is this one. I'm pretty sure I think this is the farting It better be Hey fart released. Let's see the radius. Egg? So he likes to sort of see how far it goes before people smell his fart. Yes. I'll see. Boom. No.

No. It is funky. It definitely is. A scorcher. My apologies. This is a scorcher. My apologies. This is crazy! This could be considered biological warfare. Yeah.

So he does a lot of this sort of stuff. This is all his pages. It's different. So he does a lot of egg farts. He does some other types of farts. Egg farts? Based on reactions, those seem like the worst. Like a sulfurous. Yeah, maybe you eat a bunch of hard-boiled eggs or something.

Yeah, it does smell funky. Do you think you've had an influence on people's posts? They're like, I want to get liked by Spencer. I don't know. I think this could be because of you, dude. I've had a lot of DMs like, hey, I have to unfollow you, you ruined my algorithm. I don't know why mine show up more than other people's. Amplify.

It's a lot. I guess I do a lot of them. Every single one of my purines. Usually in the morning, I wake up, and that's my sort of morning routine, is I look at this sort of stuff. Or maybe they're seeing other people's too, but you're just not really thinking about it,

because it's not that. I mean, there's six likes, and the one that's in common is Spencer. It's Spencer. I was trying to explain this to my husband, so now when I get a Spencer's like, I send it to my husband, he goes, what the fuck? I'm like, no, this is Spencer, this is what I'm telling you.

I'm glad I'm supporting your marriage. It's the only thing we talk about. All right, so I figure this is a nice palate cleanser. This is one of my favorite guys. I don't know if Jared, Jared and I actually share a lot of singing likes on Instagram. But this guy always just sings outside the barbershop and he just kind of makes me happy this is more just a good vibe I'm hitting my buzzer. Wow.

That post, like, they see posts, he'll be wearing the same outfit 20 videos, same outfit, different song. He just is grinding outside of his barber shop. All right. So I guess we can keep going. This is more of an AI one that's been happening. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, I love it.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't know if we're allowed to show that or not. That's Shane when I'm eating. I think if you just say it's AI, it's fine. But yeah, this is a big trend on these days. Hold on. Is that not the opening scene from Men in Black?

But also, I literally tried to get Jet. I was making a thumbnail and I like, was trying to get chat GBT to make my face turn into glitter and it was like, sorry, we can't do that. It goes against our policies. Wait, really? Yeah, you can't put glitter on my head? What the fuck is this?

This isn't chat GBT. What is this? Well, you can pay for other AI programs and they'll do whatever you tell them to do. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it's Sora. I don't. Or the new Google one. Spencer's Likes! Oh, this is one that actually is for Chris. Oh, for me?

What the fuck is happening? So I don't know what the finish is here, but- I don't know, but it's kind of working for me. Yeah. So that's a short one, but- Oh. What? Why is that for Chris?

I get it. Why Spencer? Why that? I don't know, I just think it's funny. Why is that for Chris? I get it. Why Spencer, why that? I don't know. I just think it's funny. You liked that? Publicly? I actually liked it. Now I get it stuff too much.

You're going to get some gay rumors on Reddit. Oh, yeah. Trust me, I'm aware. Wow. I'm not beating the rumors today. This is just a, so this person. What is that? I don't know. I don't really get it, but they just eat a lot of crickets

or something like that. Oh no. I don't know why summer jars. Oh my, okay. No. No, I hate it. Is it in a bag? No.

That was a bigger jump scare. No. That is not who I was expecting behind the camera. He gives a face. Delicious lochust. I wish I had a little bit of honey with it. Is he German? I almost feel like he's AI. I feel woozy.

Me too. This segment has really thrown me through a loop. Oh, there's more? What is that? That might be about... I mean, there's one more fat guy, then there's an 87-year-old woman. That's a video of me in the future. Yeah, you choose, Kobe. Happy birthday. I need to know what the old lady's doing.

I think she has an OnlyFans. Thank God. What a fucking icon. Somebody else can check it for me. When it's my party, 87 years old. Here it is. It's amazing. I am so happy to have lived this long.

Pretty. Wow. Look at this. Although I think it should be draped down quite a bit. But look at how wonderful is this? She's like Spencer and he jumps in frame. That would be insane. You better explain, girl.

I'm not good at returning. How are you at returning? How are you at returning? Honestly, I don't do returns either. I think she's kind of hot. Yeah. I love her. She should come on the show. I think she's kind of hot. Yeah. I love her.

She should come on the show. I would love that. Oh my god. Spencer, a dating show, season two, with Miss Mermaid. I really think, Spencer, that you need to coordinate one of these yourself so that you just walk into frame after the weirdest thing. That would be great.

Half of the allure is you can't write this stuff. That's exactly it. I can't imagine thinking of any allure is you can't write this stuff. You know what I mean? Exactly, exactly. Like I can't imagine thinking of any of this. That's why I like it, yeah. Well, I think the other follow-up too is how many videos does she have that she never has posted? Like what is the other class title? I wanna see the class.

That's what I'm saying. Grandma's Dress. Grandma's Dress. I don't know that Grandma's has Dress. Yeah, does she know about Dress? I feel like if she filmed it, it's up. Yeah. Hey, oh my gosh.

Okay, sorry to interrupt the show. I'm so excited. Do you guys notice where I am? What's happening? I am in my new office in our new headquarters, our production studio, our space, our home, away from home. So if you haven't been following the journey,

I'm not gonna talk about it too much because I don't wanna annoy you guys talking about the Patreon stuff, but we've basically been trying to build out a studio and a production company and it's all happening and we're finally in our office No pressure. You can check it out the journey if you want nothing here is going to change Like we literally have an office. It really does feel like a dream come true I walk in every day like almost crying every single day, which you know Is in a healthy work environment, but it's me and this might not be my official setup i don't really know like everything's still kind of out of order

and not really built yet but let me give you a little show and tell so here i have my garfield which if you saw this in rylan's vlog we went labubu hunting and i fell in love with him look it looks like cheeto i love it cheeto with a gun, that's dangerous. Then obviously I have my Labooboo on display. Oh yeah, clock the Labooboo bag. And then I also have things that I never really put on display before, because I felt weird, like I don't know, in my house. But I have some awards that I'm really proud of.

My shorty, my people's choice. I have my YouTube play button. I finally took it out of the bathroom, guys. I cleaned it, took it out of the bathroom. This is a big moment for me, but also a big moment for my play button he's finally getting a view of something that's not someone taking a shit and I love that for him I also have my books my Titanic VHS it's all here so

thank you guys so much for being a part of the journey being a part of my YouTube life for so long I'm so grateful so thank you okay let's get to the edge don't leave please because this next sponsor is one of my favorites and one that's been with me since the very beginning. So thank you so much SeatGeek. So yes, this episode is sponsored by SeatGeek. If you don't already know,

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Shame, shame, shame, shame I think about my teacher during sex Shame, shame, shame Tell us the truth so we can judge you The game of shame Shame on you Ooh, God, I love that song. It's sexy.

It is, right? It's sexy. Almost like she's an official co-host of this show. It really is. The amount of songs she has produced for us. She really is. Icon. Icon.

OK, Colby, are you so excited for the game of shame? Have you prepared some? Have you ever played this game before? I don't think I have. I haven't, but when I sent my list to Spencer, his reply was, where have you been every other time that we ever played this game before? I don't think I have. I haven't, but when I sent my list to Spencer, his reply was, where have you been every other time that we've played this? So my guess is it might be a little obvious

which ones are mine. Oh, Spencer's like, where have these been on my Instagram feed? Oh, okay, so if you haven't seen this before, the game of shame, we all put in our secret confessions. Spencer has mixed them all up. He's gonna read them one by one. And on our whiteboards, we have to guess who we think

the shameful confession came from. So I'm going to read out a confession from one of the people in this room. This is a simple one. Nice easy starter. I got a boner in karate class when I was 10. Jared. Don't say it.

Okay. Is everyone ready? Yeah. Oh, no, I've got to pivot. I don't want cheating. I see some cheating going on over the door. Reveal in 3, 2, 1. Me. I was right!

You are so annoying. He was looking so fucking guilty over there. And why were you going like this? There's Coby. Because he's finding... Animal. Animal bad liar. Wait, he's an artist. Wait, I was was in karate with you. Yeah

Karate classes, but I just remember sitting there Indian style. We were doing the whole like And I just looked at that I'm cracking a fatty right now and I'm about to have to stand up and like show everybody in the class when I learned Luckily, it's a sighted my underwear was tight enough to keep it at bay. Yeah. And that was only a yellow belt, you know, nothing to be proud of. Yeah.

If you're a black belt, you can be proud. Oh, you're a black belt. You're cracking fatties all the time, but not as a yellow belt. Right. Okay, you guys ready for the next one? That was starting slow, okay. So we'll do another sort of short one.

I have TP'd a lesbian's house. Lizzie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So you'd never TP one never okay all right reveal in three two one It is no one got it was Riley During pride month picture this No in high school My I don't know what came over my best friend and I but there were less homophobia No, and they were always kind of just frumpy and grouchy, you know. They were just, they were a little on edge.

Oh, I've heard about your lesbian neighbors. And my friend had the idea to teepee their house, and so we did. But the problem is, he lives like, directly diagonal from their house, and they watched us walk back in to his house. No. And they came and they rang the doorbell in the morning

and told my best friend's parents on us, like we watched them walk back in here. And his dad was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll take care of this, I'll take care of this. And his dad walks upstairs and he's like, you guys fucked up your approach. Oh, he was like, you didn't? Not mad at us at all.

Because they weren't just, it wasn't because they were lesbians, they were just grouchy all the time, you know, we love lesbians Yeah, I really do. That's like a thing where it's like, you know the overlap words like in modern family They're like you don't get along with lesbians and whatever and like I don't that's never been the case Oh, all right. This is a little this is an interesting I once showed up to a Ross in only a towel and the homeless woman inside the store told the cashier She thought it was going I was going to steal and that if I did she would cover the cost I want to say Chris. He always looks guilty

That's true. Yeah, it's Chris. He always shops at Ross. He tells me about it. How would you go to Ross naked? Okay, was this a dream? Okay. All right. Three, two, one. Robeed. That's Spencer. Wow. Oh, Lizzie. Oh, it's Colby. Oh my God. So New Year's Eve countdown a couple of years ago. It's like a festival out in like San Bernardino. I had made this like custom outfits. So it's like, um, but it rained. And so like the outfits like falling apart, drenching, we're back in this hotel room after getting caught in like a monsoon outside. And the outfit had literally deteriorated.

But like I had to go to Denny's in the morning cause I was hungover. And I had no clothes. So I literally took a towel from the hotel, wrapped myself in it, walked inside, and the homeless lady literally goes over to the cashier and goes, if he steals anything, I'll cover the cost. Oh my god.

That is so nice. Love it. Wow. I was convinced it was you, because you love Ross. I do love Ross. You're not wrong. You guys ready for the next one? Scores are currently Shane, Chris, Ryan, and Lizzie.

Have a good one. OK, this one's easy. I recently touched tips with a stranger. Oh, so it's got to be a boy, Chris. Was the tip hard? Oh, wait, no. Chris is in a release. That is unknown information.

Fetty cracked? I feel like that's the only person that talks like that here. I do think this could easily have happened at a spa that somebody goes to naked. Oh. Not to give it away. But is Spencer playing? But you don't have a towel on. have happened at a spa that somebody goes to naked? Oh, not to give it away. But is Spencer playing?

But you don't have a towel on. Yeah, wait, is the Spencer a part of this? I am, yeah. Did I just call you a Spencer? Is a Spencer? You're never beating these allegations. Spencer! I did a whole dating show.

Can someone just clip that one part of Spencer reading the sentence, I touched hips with a stranger. Ooh, put a beat on this sentence. I touch tips with a stranger. Ooh, put a beat on it. I recently touched tips with a stranger. Touched tips with a stranger. Touched tips. Touched tips with a stranger. All right, everyone ready?

Three, two, one, reveal. OK, it was me. I knew it! Oh! I knew it. I'm going to talk like that. What? I was fucking good.

What the fuck does that mean? I talk like that? I just knew that that verbiage was you. Well, I did walk in after it happened and I looked at you and I said, I touch tips. You don't even remember? How do you not remember our threat to our relationship? I actually don't remember this.

You don't? OK, let me set the scene. So it was like three days ago. And I ordered a coffee on Postmates. Oh. Oh, yeah. And it was coffee on Postmates. Oh! Oh yeah. Oh. And it was my favorite Postmate. We've talked about him before.

Sometimes I feel like he's a threat to our marriage. Anyways, every time he comes, he hugs me. He doesn't just hug him. He jumps out of his car, smiles from ear to ear. It's like, oh, Shane! But then you touched it. Tips were touched. I'm pretty sure it was tips.

What's he saw? would be a good girl or not okay you ready for the next one I used to lick ants off of trees because I liked how spicy they take oh my gosh that's a Lizzy thing Lizzy's being very very actually that is herself right now Lizzy would do that. She was looking at what Ryland's writing, like does he know it's me? You're selling me. I could see Spencer still doing that.

I think it's Chris. Come on. I think it is Chris. Okay, everyone have an answer? Yeah. Three, two, one, reveal. Lizzie. Jared, you spelled my name wrong.

No one got it. It is our special guest, Colby. Oh! Dammit. They're spicy. What? I spelled my name wrong. No one got it. It is our special guest, Colby. Oh! Damn it. They're spicy. What? OK, here's the thing. So like, you ever season your food with them?

No, you ever like, remember as a kid, like licking a D battery? Yes. OK. Because they taste like pennies? Because it was like a weird like, little shock. Oh, yes, that too. Like, sometimes if I need to feel something.

Yeah, yeah. But so, when you like, eat ants ants it has that same little like oh no Yeah, they alive cuz they're fighting for their lives. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking like straight. They're fighting you treat. Oh Just keep in mind. This isn't like yesterday. It's like a week ago No, I truly thought it was Chris It does you can't look at Chris or you start to believe it's him. Wow. But they were good.

That was the only one when Colba texted me the list, and it's an interesting list. That was the only one I was like, you used to eat ants. That was the only one I was fine with. It's a pretty good reel. I feel closer to you now. Because you also did it and you just didn't tell us. I've never. Chris was like, fuck, I didn't submit that.

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Bye. All right, you guys ready? Yes. When I was a child, I thought my mother had lost her leg at a theme park. Oh my God, that's terrifying. Shane's overacting. I think it's Chris.

It's Ryland, you're acting. I'm going Ryland, only just because I feel like Vickie's like just getting back In the theme parks, right? And maybe it was like maybe that was the moment she stopped. That was the trauma Jared's looking like suspicious. I don't know this story if it's Jared. Okay, he's covering for his brother. I Gotta be right one of these times. All right, does everyone have an answer? I don't know three two one I gotta be right one of these times. All right, does everyone have an answer? I don't know. Three, two, one, reveal. Rylan couldn't act that good. Yes.

Jared got it. Oh! Really? Just so you guys could get my point in. It was me. What happened? I knew it. I was a little girl, I was a wee young thing,

and I lost my parents at a theme park. And the only female figure I saw at this gift shop I walked into was a woman who had a leg just one And I went up to her and I was like Because I was so small too that all I could see were legs or a leg leg and so I looked up at the individual leg owner and realized oh no That's the politically correct

The leg the leg owner the amp you see Owner and realize oh no that's the politically correct Amputee To the stage I Want amputee merch we need to be more inclusive with our drag queens, okay? This is a good game. Let's keep giving you things, you know, and then you give us a drag name. Okay. I once had to get punched in the face and knocked out

so that I didn't drive home drunk. Chris. Does Chris get that drunk though? I can see it. I have seen it. The way you're talking makes me wanna change my answer. Well, you hurry up because the door is closed. Can I have two answers?

No. OK. OK, OK, OK. Does everyone have an answer? Yes. It's Chris. I know it now. Three, two, one, reveal.

I think it's, I knew it was fucking Kobe. It is Kobe. Damn it. Oh, I won. Whoa. I knew it. I think it's all Kobe. I know.

I told you, you sent me like 10. Is this play about us? No, it's all for good reason. I, one, tried to drive home after a night of drinking. Right. And he was like, hey, you can't do that. And I was like, and do it, and what? And he ripped me out of the car

with all of his jewelry still on and decked me and then dragged my body into the passenger seat, drove me home. I woke up the next day and I was like, did you punch me in the face? He said, yeah. And I said, thanks, and hung up the phone. Saved your life. I feel like there next day and I was like, did you punch me in the face? He said, yeah. And I said, thanks. And hung up the phone.

Saved your life. I feel like there was some pent up shit going on. He could have just taken your keys. He's like, I threw you in the trunks. I pissed on you. I came on you. As somebody who knows what I'm like when I'm drunk, no. He had to like tranquilize the killer.

It's like when a lifeguard's saving a person at sea, they have to knock him out first before they can drive had to like tranquilize the killer. It's like when a lifeguard's saving a person at sea, they have to knock him out first before they can drive back to shore. Right, right, wow. It was fun. That's sweet guy. Yeah, we went out the next day, so it was good.

Well, a little check in with the scores. Everyone is on the board, but our two leaders are sitting over there. We're right on the same. Oh, we gotta bring them down. Thank you, thank you. We gotta bring them down. Should we get in a fist fight to see who wins?

Yeah. Yes. I just gotta go with my gut. Oh, we gotta bring him down. Should we get in a fist fight to see who wins? Yes. I just gotta go with my gut. All right. My partner put their sister's vibrating toothbrush in my butt during sex. That's insane. Only something that Chris or Colby would do.

OK, so well, guys, guys, they have a sister. No, no, the partner has a sister. Oh. If this isn't Chris. I'm glad we didn't cover this one before. No, the partner system. Oh. This. If this isn't Chris. I'm glad we didn't cover this one before. This has to be Chris. All right, everyone ready? Three, two, one, reveal.

Yes. There is, thank God. Because I did not want to be a visual on it. Did we all get it? We all got it. Can nobody appreciate it? Chris? I definitely doubled down on Lizzie.

Lizzie? You bitch! Chris? This is a press conference? We all got it. Can nobody appreciate this picture? I definitely doubled that one, Lizzie. Lizzie! You bitch! Chris, this is a press conference. We all have questions. Number one, when was this? I plead the fifth. This was, well, my first relationship. And I didn't know in the moment that that's what it was.

I assumed it was like a sex toy or something until after. And I was like, what? It was an unconsensual tooth brushing? Was not. Very Tana-coated. very tan it was very tan and not bristle Just to clarify so when did you find out it was the sisters and did you look her in the eye? No, I was like we have to throw this away we have to throw this away She's like where's my a nightmare. Are you kidding me? Yes, that did happen. I think the B in oral B just stands for butt.

Nine out of 10 dentists recommend sticking it in your butt. I've never gotten something stuck in my ass. No, but you're the one who told me about it. Oh, the nurses at the ER were telling me in great detail about how often men come with their girlfriends, with their girlfriends who have got stuff lost in their boyfriend's asses. Oh, wow. Yeah, my cousin got a banana stuck in there.

Oh, you can't just squish it out? Was it peeled? I think it was not peeled. Yeah, how do you get a peeled banana in the butthole? I think he was so aggressive that it squished out. I believe this one happened. I hate this. Wait, so his ass peeled a banana?

Yeah, period. I think. That's a trick. What'd you put in your butt? I've never been like that. Yeah, right. I haven't. Are you kidding me?

No, literally, I've never stuck an inanimate object in my asshole. Nothing? So the first thing you put in your butt was a dick? Mm-hmm. That's a lot. Wow. Shane, nothing? Help me, please.

No, thank you. Yeah. We're not alone on this. No. Shane, nothing? Me, please. No, thank you. Yeah. We're not alone on this. No, maybe it's a cancer thing. Freaks. Get out of your box. Colby? Oh, I was putting anything in this box.

Yes, period. You gotta be half-spin. Spencer and Jared are quiet. We have no each other. What if you're stuck in your butts? No, I'm more stuck, stuff, like I've like fucked stuff Right now it's still a tie between Lizzie and I and it is you guys are tied with three Shane and

Jared at two Colby and Chris with one. Okay, I gotta win my money's on Colby. We suck at this Colby and Chris with one. OK, I got to win. My money's on Colby. We suck at this. OK, this is an interesting one. It's Colby. In elementary school, I stood up and tried to accept an award I didn't win in front of the entire school.

Whoa. Me or Jared? No. It's kind of a real dick thing to do. That's not me. Me, with all my social anxiety, you think I got up there and accepted an award? OK, so it's either Colby or Chris.

No, I'm also a cancer, I could never. It hasn't been Spencer yet. I can see Spencer thinking that was funny. Like, you know, like best women alive. They give that out in elementary school. Yeah. Best women alive. I don't know.

Would he really read a fourth one of Colby's? He could. There's more than four, I'll tell you that all right everyone have an answer for this one already three two one review I would know it was in fact me I even made his name into like a face what's the prize there is no prize what rises Spencer's gonna tell his story. Yeah, it's also, it's not, it's funny because it's not like, oh, that was a funny bit. It was, I genuinely, it was like a traumatic experience.

Like I thought, I was like so confident I had won. I forget what it was, but it was like, you know, it was like, yeah, it was in front of, it was like, you know, the like assembly and it was like, they're giving out the end of year awards. Like best attendance, blah, blah, blah. And it was one of those. And I was like, I stood up and was like, you know, they're like assembly and it was like, they're giving out the end of year awards. Like best attendance, blah, blah, blah. And it was one of those. And I was like, I stood up and was like, I got this one.

I said that out loud. They said some girl's name and I'd already started to walk out and was like, oh, really? And like, and everyone was laughing. I was just like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And it was like so, I just remember the flip of being like, yeah, I got this.

And I was gonna be like so cool and confident walking up on stage. And then I was like, yeah, I got this. And I was going to be like so cool and confident walking up on stage. And then I was like, Grace has won. And I was like, fuck. Oh, it's like Zoolander. Nightmare. So what'd you do? Double down.

Double down. You challenge it? How did you cope? I should have Kanye Wested it. I should have gone up. I'll let you have this one. I know Ryland thinks he won, but I think we should do one more.

Yay! What if this one. I know Ryland thinks he won, but I think we should do one more. What if this one's worth five points? No. Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. But I already won.

No, not if this gets five points. My husband's doing this in spite of me. I'm loving Shane. All right, I'm going to do one that could. That's a vague one, so anyway, you know what I mean. OK. I got pantsed at school in fourth grade. Don't look at mine, you freak.

I'm looking at you. All right, everyone. Everyone have an answer? Yeah. All right, three, two, one, reveal. I think it's Jared. We have a winner, Shane! It was me!

Yeah! Woo! Yeah! I had Jared, and then I really thought I was like, you wouldn't let that happen to you, I felt like. Oh, it happened. Oh my you. I felt oh it happened Oh my god, it happened. What happened? I had his name and I erased it. What happened? There was a couple guys I was in fourth grade. They were in sixth grade

You know the older cooler dudes and for whatever reason they said like something about my mom And then I came back with well, that's why you were with her last night. Or one of these like horrible comebacks that made me look really bad. Yeah. You know? And then one of their buddies just came behind me and pounced on me.

Shit. I bet you got me. I'm so sorry. Yeah. It's all injury. Wow. Yeah. Do you want me to read through the ones Colby sent

that we didn't answer? Yeah. Yeah, let's do a lightning round. I used to go to Rodeo Drive just to get drunk off of free champagne they would give you if they thought you were shopping at luxury stores. Oh my god. That's a cheap trick. That's nice.

Yeah, that is a cheap trick. That's a video idea. I used to hook up with people from Craigslist Missed Connections. They're kind of exposing you. That's a different level of darkness, though. I would go for man-seeking man not like I was your missed connection No, no, no, that's I yeah, that's what it was. I'm from you know I ate an entire box of Twinkies and when sitting that proceeded to throw up the entire box throw up. Yeah

They went in A whole box can't sit down there. I literally have not eaten a Twinkie since that day. They're really good Wow, well happy birthday Really good. Wow. Well, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. 28 years young.

Well, speaking of ways to make Colby's birthday even better, has it been good? Oh, it's great. Really? And I'm spooked on whatever is coming. We're going to all put toothbrushes in your mouth. Get the poppers. At the same time.

We have vibrating ones, so don't worry. Well, when we come back, we're going to be doing something very special. It's not just a normal conspiracy corner, although it is. But on top of that, we might have Colby's conspiracy corner. Because when I texted him and I said, Hey, if you have any theories, bring them. And he sent me a list. And I was like, I don't even know where to start.

Some of these are going to get this show taken down. And I was like, but it's your birthday, let's do them. So sit tight, get that toothbrush out of there. And don't go anywhere. We'll be back, see you in a second. Oh my God, oh no, guys, I feel it coming. We're about to do something in this office for the first time and I'm nervous.

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All right, I'm gonna go enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, guys, strap in. I don't even know where to start because we have so much planned, so much craziness, so much potentially getting us in trouble. So let's start with Labooboos.

Okay, I got an email from Luck and he or she said, Hey couch crew, I saw this crazy Labooboo TikTok of a camera that was found in a Lafoofoo's eyes. This is why you can't be buying Lafoofoo's. You might want to investigate. So yes, if you don't know, a Lafoofoo is a fake version of a Lebooboo, and you can get them at like gas stations and stuff.

Well, supposedly some people are putting cameras in them, which is terrifying. And here is a video of it. Ah, right there. Oh my God. No way. Oh my God. No way. Oh my god. Why?

Dissect her. Okay, this freaks me out because we've done videos in the past about hidden cameras and how small they are now, how you can literally put them in anything. Your butt. How you can see the inside of your butt. The nose go really good.

Oh yeah, the zoom. No, it's crazy. Oh yeah, the zoom. No, it's crazy. And now, I mean, we've seen with the, what was it, the Barbie that we talked about a couple of years ago, where it was like, camera Barbie. Yeah. So the Lafoufou with the camera,

I don't know guys, listen, I'm not trying to make LaBooBoo stock rise, but what I will say is if you're gonna get a LaBooBoo, get a real LaBooBoo. Good luck. LaBooBoo, no cameras. they give the same energy as like furbies. Yes, and like those were scary crazy energy and Supposedly banned from the White House because furbies have a recording device in them because they're listening and they're learning there They were the original AI and they're listening and learning how to talk to you and your kids

So they have to take them out of the White House because they were recording information. I also wouldn't be surprised if the same people who manufacture the real boo-boos are making Lafoo-foo's. Whoa. It's a good business. Because like, have you heard of Bathing Ape? Yes. The clothing company?

The guy, he got his whole buzz by only making like 200 t-shirts a week and then realized I'm making enough money. So he opened another factory in China and made fake bathing a stock and made three hundred million dollars a year off of it. Brilliant. Wait. So is that I heard like maybe six months ago there was an article and it was like one of the big brands like not Balenciaga product. It was one of those big brands.

And they somebody that worked in the factory, like put out a TikTok or somethingck or something being like hey these purses they only cost us a dollar to make and they sell them for 50 grand or what was that? Well so okay so once like the tariffs really started to like skyrocket and spike like everybody was not getting product they couldn't get it into America like everyone was freaking out and it's like well hey some of the stuff that people were actually buying on DHgate that are fake were the same exact back and it was all based on just we couldn't get rid of this product nobody was able to buy it we're just gonna put it out to get our money back and so like some of the stuff that people do buy that are fakes or the

FooFoos you know are actually just the same manufacturer. But with a tiny camera. Yeah, but like with the tiny camera for data research. Something to stick in your ass. Yeah, but a lot of it really just stems from like, it's a money grab. Like most things that most people don't realize, like a normal graphic t-shirt,

fully landed, printed and everything is only about $4. Wow. What? Yeah, so like that's the issue is when I spent the last five years working in fashion, I hate shopping now because I know not only what the material is, I know the cost of it, I know what it actually made to produce

and now I'm sitting there going, you're a scam artist. Wait, this is a fun idea we should do for a future podcast where we go out into the world with you and go to all the luxury stores and you tell us how much things probably cost to make and how much they're selling them for and then we get drunk on Yes, I mean luxury is hype I mean it's how it's their marketing It's how how many people have the demand that they can create. Well, here's the other thing too is

Luxury brands prey on a class system, right? So like if you ever notice, Louis Vuitton sells two different mixtures of things. You have the $600 scarves that any average family can afford or buy or do. Or save up for, yeah. Just so that it becomes this moment of like, well, I have Louis.

Then they also sell like the made to order $28,000 jacket that like you only see celebrities in. But people are buying it to give themselves like mentally a higher level of class system when it's literally just a scarf. Wow. Yeah, so true. Well speaking of brands doing really shady things, please don't sue me but we have a **** update.

Okay, so yes, as we're aware, we might have allegedly done some experiments where we allegedly bought things from fucked with them, returned them and they put them back on the shelves allegedly. Well, allegedly, they're still letting that happen. Here is a TikTok that was sent to us by Kaylin. And I'm just gonna let you watch this for yourself. Why is this used iPhone case being sold for $7.99? It's fully just. My phone case being sold for $7.99 since I **** It's fully just used. Eww.

I, okay. That is actually wild that that would go back on the shelf. That's crazy, right? I just like the fact that they have a security device on it to make sure nobody steals a used phone case from ****. Listen, after our video about their makeup, nothing changed, which, you know, kind of iconic for them. They're like, why would you change your thing? Unbothered.

Our demographic loves us so much. But now it's like, I didn't know it was to that extent. That's like someone's trash. That's like too much for that. $8 for that is ridiculous. Well, there's more. So this was an email from Cass and she said, hey, been a fan since I was younger.

Thank you. I took this picture earlier when I was walking around Home Goods in my hometown. So she was at Home Goods and she saw something a little interesting. So as you guys know, we've been speculating that Home Goods might allegedly sell AI generated art and then they put a little thing on the art that says like, here's the artist and it has a picture and a bio and all that's really cute. But these two pictures are very similar. These penguins jumping in a tub and only the one on the right has the artist bio and the one on the left. So I don't know what to do with that. What you want. Like is that woman AI? Like is this whole operation fake? Or did they like take the original,

like make other versions of it? Or is that the woman who told the AI what to do? Oh yeah. Is she really gonna be the artist? She's an AI, a prompter. A director. Shane did order something on Etsy once and then he was like, this is AI.

And then when he confronted them, they were like, well yeah, I'm an AI artist. I was like oh my god. Some of the things that specifically say digital artists and that makes me feel like she's good at inputting descriptions. Right. It's interesting though it's bigger than because it's also Michaels is getting called out for selling it and Michaels sells art supplies for artists. And they're getting called out now for no longer supporting the artists. And selling fake AI.

Yeah, they're not for the big artists. Well, Michaels is on a full blown takeover of all stores. They're the same ones that sell balloons now. They're after Dollar Tree. Okay, this was interesting. So this goes across the globe, guys. So HomeGoods isn't in Canada, or maybe it is. Well, we got an email from Maya, and she

said they have their own version of HomeGoods called HomeSense. And she said, hey, so I'm from Ontario. I'm 19, and I was at HomeSense, which I don't know if you know what that is, but it's kind of like HomeGoods. I was in the pet section looking for pet bowls, and I saw this cat bowl from Dollar Rama, which is a Canadian dollar store I was that there was a home sense sticker on top of the dollar Rama sticker And I was completely shook this shit is going global guys and here is a picture of the ball

And yeah, there's literally a dollar Rama sticker, and then they just put no And yet there's literally a dollarama sticker and then they just put the on top of it. It's crazy. He says that an employee would put just a sticker blatantly on top of it. They didn't even try. Yeah, they didn't try at all.

They're just like, yeah, we'll sell it. How does this happen? I don't know. It's never going to stop. And this is when it gets crazier. Okay, so I got so many messages about this and I'm like, this can't be real. There's no way this is real. And I text Spencer about it. He looks it up. He's like, uh, this is fucking real

What are we gonna do? Walmart is currently selling fake merch of mine Oh, that's right. No way and not just fake merch of mine fake merch of hungry boy Those fuckers, it's that insane? Are you serious? Yeah, so fake merch, right? Which is kind of crazy. They're also selling whatever the fuck this is. This is a book called Shane Dawson, actor and author

with more than four billion views. But the best part is it says pre-owned. And that they're also selling cardboard cutouts. Is that real? We need to blow George one. $90? That's a standee. I need a blowtorch one. $90? That's a standee. I'll stand in front of you for $90.

Okay, you left out my merch, but. Are they selling your merch? Yes. Where? Well, I have an answer for you. Walmart.com is an open seller. So it's the same with Amazon. Like you can make an Amazon account and sell a product.

Walmart.com is running the same thing. So any of us could go in and literally upload a product as long as we have an account with Walmart. Hold on. So one of these funny you fuckers is doing this. Yeah. So you're saying on Shark Tank, when one of the people have a shitty product

and they're like, well, it's available on Walmart.com and all the sharks are like, whoa, it's just this shit? Well, I mean, they might have their own deal with Walmart, but Walmart's actual website is an open selling area. I did not know that. I didn't either. Should we buy a bunch of this Walmart emergency? Can you buy the book that makes it look like you're

about to sell cult classes? I know, yes. I kind of want to buy that book. It's pre-owned. Wow, that's crazy. Who owned it? Wow. It says there's only one left.

Hurry. Oh, no. OK. I thought it should be pre-owned. Wow, that's crazy. Who owned it? Wow. It says there's only one left, hurry. Oh no, okay. I thought it should be one in existence. God, that's crazy. Okay, this next one is something that we've talked about a lot in the past. I mean, God, I would say the whole Simpsons predicting the future thing is one of like

the earliest conspiracy theories. I feel like since I was a kid, I've been hearing about the Simpsons predicting things that happen. Just to refresh your memory if you don't know about this. So obviously we know the Simpsons predicted Donald Trump becoming president. There's some big events that might have been predicted

by the Simpsons. The Simpsons predicted Apple Vision Pro, which honestly. That didn't work out. Yeah, that one didn't really work out for Apple. But yeah, Simpsons predicted that. They predicted Siegfried and Roy. They predicted Roy being eaten by a tiger, which is terrible.

They predicted Fox getting sold to Disney. Homer almost predicted the God particle. Yeah, this one is crazy. Some scientists, this is before they discovered the God particle and they saw the equation and he was like, he got it almost right. That's crazy. What? So they almost like got it right, which is even crazier.

That's crazy. They predicted the three-eyed fish that actually was found at a nuclear power plant in Argentina. That's insane. That's real. Yeah, it's real. Oh my God. Ew.

Okay, that's crazy. Also predicting the Diddy party, the white parties is wild. I don't know what episode that is, but that's insane. Okay. So yes, they have predicted many, many, many things that have come true and the writers have come out and talked about it and been like, listen, like we're not trying to predict things, it just keeps happening and it's crazy. So we're just gonna keep doing what we do and hopefully we're not manifesting things.

Well they might have. Here is their latest prediction. And this was years ago that this actually came out. It's here, Maggie's first bazoo Pazuzu tonight we have a cocktail party and we came early Don't worry Maggie while mommy and daddy carouse downstairs you'll be here in the dark with Pazuzu Sweet dreams Maggie don't let the Beezlebubs bite Sweet dreams, Maggie. Don't let the Beezlepubs bite. That's right.

That is a tiny demon toy named Pazuzu that looks just like a fucking Labooboo. And that is the demon that everybody's saying Labooboo is made after, allegedly. The Simpsons put this out. It controls your mind. It makes you do evil things. And this came out years ago. And now the Labooboo is taking over. I'm just saying.

And people are getting in violent fights over the LeBoubou. Like to a point where it's insane. Like I, when we talked about it in the last episode, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know that much about it. Now that I'm fully infiltrated into the world, people are losing their minds. Yeah. You kindly gifted me one that I posted.

I threw one at you, I said, get it out of my house. That I posted on my Instagram story, and I've never got more like responses ever for anything I've ever posted and like Passionate responses that just went on forever and messages and like just like it was the most insane Like even from like people I know like people's moms and stuff like just like so many responses And I was like over there my mom's like are they gonna send me one? Really? No, that's funny so many responses and I was like, over this? My mom's like, are they gonna send me one? Really?

No, I'm kidding. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, so I don't know what the Simpsons are predicting. That episode did not turn out great. The demon entered Maggie's body and tried to kill people, so I don't think that turned out well. I don't know how the Labooboo craze is turning out. Colby, you're very up to fashion trends,

what's going on, the next generation, all those things. How long do you give Labooboos? Yesterday. Whoa. My biggest thing is this, is they have their moment, they're gone, they have their moment, they're gone. And we will see this over and over and over and over again. I don't get it, I never will,

you're never gonna catch me with a Labooboo on my strap. Like I can't, I can't do it. It's just, it's in and it's out and there I think it's a waste of money Wow yeah I'm a hater and I'm okay having the internet now I hate it just what do you do what do you do right to hater to get it that's why I'm giving mine away Chris how many I gave you a demon how many do you have of us we have so many I I'm kidding. You knew it was a team Listen, I have one on Mickey's. It was a joke. I

Think they have a month. I give them three days. Yeah by the time this episode's out. It's over And if it's not good for y'all, yes Yeah, we missed out on the best investment of our lives. Um, okay. Colby. Take us into Colby's conspiracy corner. What do you got cooked up for us today? Okay, this is one I've been thinking about for a while. There's no proof for it. But, here's the

biggest thing. When I was a kid, this was right in the time period where it was like real life footage of mermaids are coming out, ghosts are caught, like the big boom of like even haunted movies are happening, crop circles are taking over the nation and it stops. It just, everyone stops talking about it, we move on in society, everything happens.

And I sat there and I was like, why would we just stop talking about it? Like, I swear we saw the Chupacabra every other week and now all of a sudden, like, nothing again. Well, it wasn't until now that it started to click for me as we enter back into another recession. Oh. You're scaring me. It's economic. So as we're getting closer and closer

to the downfall of our economy, what happens? Aliens start to pop up in Miami. Everything starts to light up in the sky. Bigfoot and giants are, we're starting to see them on TikTok in real clips. And I've been thinking about the fact that I believe that it's entertainment value added to skew our view away from what's actually happening in the world.

It's a distraction. It's fully a distraction. But it's not the first time that we've seen a lot of these things happen, like weird other side- Get to Toronto's main venues like Budweiser Stage and the new Rogers Stadium with Go Transit. Thanks to Go Transit's special online e-ticket fairs, a $10 one-day weekend pass offers unlimited travel on any weekend day or holiday, anywhere along the Go network.

And the weekday group passes offer the same weekday travel flexibility across the network, starting at $30 for two people and up to $60 for a group of five. Buy your online Go pass ahead of the show at Gotransit.com slash tickets. But like, Project Bluebeam, if any of you know what that is, where it's like, hey, we're going to falsify a couple of things to skew your view Like we've seen it happen over and over and over again in history But the entertainment value always happens around an economic downfall or like explosion of our banking systems And so we're seeing it again and the world is falling apart and now aliens are back and mermaids are back which not just any mermaids

Have you guys have you seen the clips of like the mermaid dinner parties? So we okay, so maybe a few months ago we talked about it in conspiracy corner We showed clips of these viral clips of people talking about these rich people dinner parties where they would eat mermaids and we showed the clips and Ryland just could not even pretend to be interested and he was making fun of all of them so we cut it out of the episode but I really yes but I did think it was very interesting so thankfully Colby is here. Here's the thing though it's not even about just the fact of like mermaids are being talked about. The length that people are gonna go to tell this story,

right, because if you watch the clips, it's a, I heard from somewhere, it's not the person that attended the party, it's not whatever, it's just someone adding in this extra piece of information. In my head, this person who brings up this mermaid story again is just like, I'm gonna throw a cog in the machine because something else is about to happen, right?

We're about to hit another issue in our economy. Something else is about to happen. Here's a clip of a giant that we see in the mountain. Something else is about to happen. Here's all of a sudden, you know, every single time that something's about to hit, I'm gonna side sweep you in a different direction to be like, here's the mythical land of whatever.

And it happens. Sanctification of space. Right it happened. Parry to space. Right. Have her kiss the ground. Space. Um, yeah, she spent more time on camera than she did looking outside. But, uh, Johnny, Johnny Depp and Amber hurts trial. It always happens.

Like as saying there's other trials going on. Yeah. Okay. Can I just say this is really freaking me out? I don't want to get too deep into this because like I saw a video and It really really scared me and it was something a lot of you guys were sending in and I didn't even want to show it Just because it scared me so bad But there is a theory going around that something really bad is coming and it's gonna happen

And it's really really scary and I don't want to think especially now we have kids I don't want to think like that But what you're saying right now is actually freaking me out because I do feel like the distractions have been extra high I mean I'm talking like every day there's a new crazy thing or pop culture thing or and this it's always been like that but never this extent and I'm like what are they distracting us from but we might not ever know until it's like in your face, right? And then it just makes me think back of in that time period of growing up like early 2000s What did we really miss seeing? What was really going on and it's when they released all of the documents where they were like, hey, by the way

The US government knows we have aliens They also in the same time period to hit that under a bunch of other media coverage Like they were telling us we're gonna release it We're gonna release it we're gonna release it and they waited for a giant like moment to happen and then they were like Here you go. It's on the website, right? It's interesting that you brought up the you know similarities between the early 2000s and now because as a millennial My feed has been all a bunch of memes

of people being like, this seems familiar. Like this seems a little fishy, like oh we're looking for weapons of mass destruction again? Okay, but like as a 30 something year old, like I remember 9-11, I remember the huge economic crash of 2008 that left left my family devastated. I remember going to college for no fucking reason

because the second we got out of it, there were no jobs. Well, also AI, talking about distraction and like, I feel like AI is the next step of that. It's like now they need to question everything. What's real at all anywhere? But nobody questions it, including myself. One thing that drives me a little crazy is I'll see these like cool historical facts

Or like copy paste from history and one of the ones that really got me. I sent a dispenser It's the similarities in Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination, and there's like 20 points on this thing But when you actually go in and fact-check them some of them are lies Hey, can I use this is crazy. Let's it on the bug is and it's like oh never mind it's all it's all Right, but it's like when I saw it originally I was like fuck that is crazy This is a simulation, but it's like why am I buying something that's made by a stranger on? Instagram yeah, so where does this lead like what's next they just want everybody really stupid? Yeah, I mean, I's easier to lead dumb sheep into slaughter than it is to, like, you know, highly intellectual human beings that can see things for what they are.

This is crazy because I was just talking to Svensk about this yesterday. There's all these studies now saying that chat GBT is making us stupider. This is true. It really is. Honestly, even me, like not with chat GBT, but with Google, like I will Google something and it gives me the AI explanation. I'm like, oh, there it is. I don't even question literally every tiny thing in my life that I used to like research or look into or whatever. I just got the answer. I'm done. Like no brain power needed. And then you were saying, I don't know if you want to say this on camera. Yeah, well, I work for an AI company

and it's interesting that everyone has this like chat GPT is scary, chat GPT is scary. I've seen systems that make chat GPT with like the kid friendly program. Like this thing is getting smarter and smarter and bigger and bigger. Oh my God. Kill it. And what, well, it's crazy is if you're using it for you know

The right reasons sure but like chat tbt is nothing to fear because it's actually kind of fairly dumb but some of these programs are I Can't even begin to comprehend or explain to you what it is that they're doing or or building Oh my god, the the thing that's interesting is not only are we building systems to create AI, we are now also pushing as fast as possible to build systems to understand that it is AI. Because now it's like there are so many different news articles that are coming out, and I love the people that are actually using it for good, where they start it out and be like, by the way, I'm not real.

And it's like able to teach the older generation Hey, stop trusting because they were the ones who the whole time were like don't trust everything you see on the internet And now it's our job to be like hey by the way Including a voice that sounds like me in peril. Yeah, I trust me needing help I'll call you for money, but it's cuz I'm broke. I didn't get kidnapped Well, now was the corner. Happy birthday The world's ending We're getting weaker dumber easier to control. Yeah, I'm here to be hot not be smart

That was one of the scariest conspiracy corners I think we've ever had. Colby, you really brought that. Thank you for scaring the fuck out of us on your break. You're a mug. You're a mug. Good job. Spencer's doing it with all his fingers. And now, cake time.

Woo! Well, speaking of- A cake? Speaking of things that could end the world, I think it's time for a recap. Ha! ["Rilins Recap"] Light, camera, action, Rilins Recap is about to happen. Oh, yeah! Rilins Recap. And today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast,

we have special guest and birthday boy, Colby! Woo! Woo! Who has terrified us for the end of the world. Yeah. Wow. But I feel fine. Jared got a boner at karate.

Uh oh! I cracked the fatty. Jared's not the only one to crack the fat in public. Him, like me, cracked the fat at karate. Wait, like you? Well, I crack the fat everywhere. Oh, okay. I'm always cracking the fat, always.

He's a fatty cracker. Stanley Update, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, my husband, Shane, found a way to make his Stanley cups more obnoxious and more hateable. Shane, what do you have for us today? Hey guys, so I don't know if you can tell, but I have multiple modes,

and currently this one is my favorite. Wow, that's so cool. How long does the battery last? Well, it just died. Oh. Anybody does the battery last? Well it just died Anybody else have a product? Laboo boo spies What are the fake ones called? Lafoo foo Girls watch out for the fufus everywhere

Not only are you getting a ripoff to the real demons that could be existing in your house? But they also come with cameras that will not only spy on you, but you can put them up your ass. Oh Oh, wait who had a toothbrush in their ass Chris? Oh We did that so we ever look at your electric toothbrush and think what could I do with that? Well Chris and his boyfriend found just the solution turn it around and stick it up your ass if you're Lizzy you go Brush first that could be like a new term getting Kristen Brush first. That could be like a new term, getting Christed. Christed.

Yeah. Christed. Christed. Wait, first of all, your co-host Lizzie hasn't said anything. But second of all, your other co-host Sally is being real quiet up there. No, Sally, no, I said no. Bring her in, bring her in.

Sally, hey, Sally, I'm so nervous. Oh my god. You're going to take the head off? He does that. It's so disturbing that he just ripped the head off. Yeah, Lizzie. Lizzie, what's going on with the baby? Yes, Sally.

Colby has no context for what this is. Did Sally touch the baby? Yes, you, Sally. Oh, me here again. Are people trying to touch the bump this time? Yes, I recently had a person be like, can I touch Sloppy? And I didn't know what to say, so I just said yes. But truthfully, I can't really even hug.

The Simpsons are predicting everything. Everyone, the Simpsons, they predict everything, so just, Lizzie, what did they predict? They predicted three-eyed fishes, they predicted Trump being elected to office. Cool. AI and LeFouFous. Oh, oh, we love lesbians.

Lesbians are so cool. We love lesbians. Love lesbians. Lesbians are so cool! We love lesbians! We love lesbians! You are, Sally? Walmart's selling fake shit! We gotta put them on blast! Oh my god, Sally, I gotta take this one! Walmart is selling fake Shane Dawson merch!

Ever needed a Shane Dawson cardboard cutout? You can find it now on walmart.com online! Colby! and cardboard cut out you can find it now on walmart.com online. Round two we're going back for reconnaissance. Mm-hmm. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice we're coming for you. And I'm gonna spit in it this time. And Sally's killing two. It doesn't work if you're not holding Sally.

Yeah you gotta hold her. Easy. Now you look out. Cool. Now it makes sense. I'm working on not moving my lips more. What? He's working on not moving his lips better. Thank you Lizzie!

These four work. Yes, fuck you Spencer! You freak! Spencer has been crazy like. Grrrr! Okay, that's it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast. Yeah, Sally, where do you think they could get merch if they're excited about merch? It's shandalsandrich.com and everyone's links are in the description section below.

Happy birthday, Kobe! Happy birthday, Kobe! Wow. If you thought the conspiracy was nightmare fuel, it would keep me up. Because I have no idea what just happened. You weren't even a little bit impressed. He was giving me the same blank stare as you all did the first round.

We were all in awe. No, you were. I love Sally. You were my only fan. I loved it. I just think without Sally's hair matching yours exactly, it's a little... Like, if we had a Ryland wig on top of Sally, that'd be epic. Just saying, we need it.

And a beard. We'll work on that. I'll work on that. If he had a Rylan wig on top of Sally, that'd be epic. Okay. Just saying, we need it. And a beard. We'll work on that. I'll work on that. And if you want to watch more behind the scenes videos, us moving into the office that we will finally officially be in next episode, you can catch all of that on Shane's Patreon.

It is so much fun there. We've been going live, I would say too much. You know who is in the Patreon? I am in that chat. Really? Colby is the king of the chat. All the people in the chat, they all know you, they're all like Colby's taken.

Here's what's crazy, this chat has a life of its own. I am married, I have 800 kids. It's so much fun, the people are so nice and lunatics. But if you wanna see more of me, join the Patreon. so much fun, the people are so nice and lunatics. But if you want to see more of me, join the Patreon. Wow dude, get Jai in that chat. The chat room's very fun. You get an extra bonus podcast every week that this podcast isn't on,

and then bonus fun vlogs throughout the month as well. You're better at this than I am. Thank you. But I'll let you guys go. Hopefully you enjoy whatever the hell this was. Birthday edition. It was so much fun. Thank you for spending your birthday with us. Thanks for having me.

And yeah, you know what? It got really scary in the end, but Sally brought some light to it and I feel okay. And if you want to catch Cat, Calby. If you want to catch Colby, he'll be outside of club. High rise? High light room and club. Yeah.

And if he's too drunk, punch him in the face. Yeah. All right. See you guys next time. Bye. Thanks for watching!