The Shane Dawson Podcast - 🤯Mind Blowing Conspiracy Theories and Mandela Effects SNACK FOODS EXPOSED!🍭

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

In this episode Shane and the boys are celebrating HALLOWEEN the only way they know how, by dressing in unflattering costumes and making each other uncomfortable! Throw in some Mandela Effects and some TRUE CRIME Spooky Stories and you have yourself a show full of treats! No tricks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm just sick of how minions are being represented, you know? I agree. We're more than just banana, you know? I'm here to show the real side of minions. Yes, and I'm representing... I don't know. Yourself? Well, I don't know if I'm me from 10 years ago, if I'm Justin Bieber, if I'm Chris Jenner.

I don't quite know. I just didn't want to do drag today. Oh my God, Chris with the sunglasses. Oh my God with the headset. That literally looks like you're in the plane. Oh my gosh. You're like too cool for us. You're too cool to be here.

You got a proper cockpit, bro. You got a co-pilot in the back. Oh my God, you do. You know? That mask is haunting behind him. Thank you. Oh, my God. And look at you, Rylan.

I'm Elastic girl. I love it. You're, um... Elastigurl. I don't know what that means. I never saw the movie. It's so good. I know what we're doing tonight.

You've never seen either of them? Shane won't ever watch fun movies with me. Wait, Elastic Girl. So she's made of elastic? She can go whosh, and her arm will extend a million feet long. That would be on the bottomist of my list of superpowers if I could have one. You just don't know how it's utilized. Unless it was my penis.

What are you going to kill a bitch while you raised? I don't know. I'm not into that superpower. But the Incredibles is really, really good. Really good. It's like a very well-making. I literally trust you right now. I trust you with my life.

Like, I would do anything you said. I'd be like, no, no, I trust him. He's the pilot. Wow. Honestly, you're selling the vibe. Am I? You should wear that forever. And the shaved face really works with this look.

Oh my God, you're so nice. Okay, Jared, you look good too. Wait, Shane, I'm very confused, though. You, like, famously hate the minions, but you were campaigning for Jared to be a minion. Here's the thing. Back in my early YouTube days, right, I made a lot of sketches about Miley Cyrus, which is my biggest regret of all time.

I know there's a lot of regrets, but that's one of the biggest. Uh, because I felt like it was just making fun of somebody because they're famous and whatever, right? But I really loved Miley. I still love Miley. But I just kept making fun of her because I loved her secretly, right? Minions. I've never seen the movies and I hate them. Like, you make me angry, but maybe I do love them because I made my own brother a minion.

That's dark. And I don't hate you right now. Why do you hate the minions? I love the minions. Well, you know, like, that's why I'm here to really show the real side of a minion, you know? You hate what's being represented in the media as a minion. But in real, dude, we're just fucking people. Yes.

We're just being. Are you actually people? Yeah. It's just a show. Whatever they want to identify as is fine in this house. Chris sees, um, Chrisi's danger. What? What?

I was just checking. Navigator's camera. No, I was just making sure because I trust you. Whatever you mean. This plane cannot crash, Chris. Um, hey, welcome back to whatever. Oh, good. The songlass.

No. Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Really. Halloween edition. Um, as if it wasn't obvious. This is a lot. I'm sorry to all of you. Uh, no, I'm really excited.

Listen, Halloween is one of those times where, um, it sounds more fun than it is. Okay, speak for yourself. What did we do last Halloween? Well, no, I think the lead up to Halloween is the fun of Halloween. We literally went Christmas shopping. The decker. Oh my gosh, yeah, we did because you got to get the Christmas decor in early because it sells out fast. Wow, I trust you too.

Like, what's that? I feel like you're like a, you're like a cute. Aaron. Oh, thank you. Elastic girl, but same thing. Okay. Catherine. Yes. Katie. I like it. Okay. So, yeah, we're here on Halloween. Hopefully guys are joining our party. I don't know. I can't with this. I don't know what to say. Sharon, thank you for letting me paint your face. You were like a really good client for you. You were a really good client because this is a lot. And they can't after we read. I painted his whole head yellow. And then he put on the costume and you can. can't see any of it yet you guys didn't think about that you know what though like it really made me gain a respect for people that are sitting in makeup for eight hours yeah but then like and i thought but this is also very meditated yes because i don't have to think about anything right now except for getting shit gooped all over my face and just be here we i mean it was like 10 minutes yeah i don't know if i got an accurate representation of what eight hours feels like but i liked it

did you get a full frontal of jared what do you mean just that costume is like just say what you want to say, right? I'm saying, what about my full frontal? I can see the bulge. I can see. Weird. How's the swimming? You mean?

You mean the bra-n-h-ha-ha. Well, he's standing right there, and there's no way around it. Both of our costumes are very nut-hugging. These are costumes. You guys are fortunate that the angles don't go that low, but, well, for both of those. Whoa, whoa, me too. I got people asking how they could get access to this. Yeah, yeah.

want to see this. He's a married man. Very unfortunate. And I will say, not that you need it, but the costume is slimming, Jared. Oh my God. Okay. I wrote this down to talk about this because I was so shook. We were at Party City yesterday and I was like, okay, can you try in the minion costume before we buy it? So you tried it on the middle of the store. I took a skinny legend. Skinny legend. Controversial. What? Well, I didn't know that was controversial. You told me calling somebody a skinny legend was controversial. Oh, right. Okay. Here, I don't know the rules anymore because because I used to be so big and then I got skinny and Now I'm, like, in the middle.

I don't know what's offensive anymore, but I guess, yeah, you're not allowed to say skinny legend because it's offensive to skinny people but also offensive to bigger people. I don't fucking know. But either way, you're a skinny minion legend. Do you take that as a comment? I'm a skinnian. Whoa. That sounds offensive for sure. Yeah.

I don't. Yeah. I didn't like that. No, I think that costume is really slimming. It's like snatched. When you walked in here, I was shook. Okay. It's slimming.

Yes. But is it off pudding? Yeah. Like, because if I'm just thinking, okay, yeah, it's slimming. I feel great about it. But once I walk into public, is it going to transfer that same energy? I think, okay, we've been talking about you making a TikTok or a Snapchat or something. I think you should, your first TikTok or Snap should be you living your life today as a minion.

I've seen a lot of videos recently where it's like, if 11-year-old me can see where I'm at today, they would be fucking dream in dream world. It's like that. You know, the 11-year-old me would have never thought I'd be dressing up as a bernar-a-man-year. I'm making five-second TikToks, and I love it. I can't believe that's where I'm at, and I feel fortunate. Well, let's do it. I'm proud of you. Yeah.

Okay, there is drama, and we need to talk about it. This is big, and me and Jared realized this last night at 4 in the morning. And I don't know if you guys actually do know that Ryan once noticed this. I don't know if Chris has noticed this. But the drama is, and I saw this in the comments, and then somebody texted me about it and was like, what's the real tea? Dude. Jared was not following

Chris and Rylan on Instagram I was going to call him out about that a while ago but then I just felt like you know he's his own person if he doesn't want to follow me he's in no way obligated to do so I see why you feel that way but why not

wow okay what's the team okay how about this to me personally following on Instagram liking on Instagram bears no regards

into my personal feelings about people and as much as this is you know I guess Instagram is a close tie-in the social media aspect it's just hard for me to get to think of it like that

you know to think where it's offensive if I wouldn't follow somebody because obviously we're friends and family and whatnot so I guess I just don't look at it that way well wait a minute hold on this is different than what you told me last night at 4 a.m. Oh okay

last night at 4 a.m. you said I'm not and I said no and you said, oh, I didn't know. Well, exactly. It's so unimportant to me that I've never thought about it. Really? Because I know that, and you know what? Not to be that guy.

Uh-oh. It's like trying to flip it on somebody. But I also am not very interactive, but I feel like I thought we were following each other because Chris, I thought because we had messaged each other and we had interacted with each other that we must have just been following each other. Okay. Yeah, because sometimes you can't. But then I thought, oh, maybe that's just. just bled off into real life on phones and like if we want to talk to each other we just do that you know what i mean so again i thought we were following each other and then i thought me and

riley were following each other oh i've been following you that's not the problem so when i said i'm not i just didn't know and i thought we interact on instagram we do but here's the deal i have five instagram accounts you do yeah why well because i have one from my old company that i only follow a select of people that are like a different, you know, like older friends, things like that. People, I've had that Instagram account for probably 10 years. And then I have a company Instagram accounts. There's two of those that I use. And then I have this Instagram account.

So I guess there's four. I guess that's kind of hypocritical to say I don't care about Instagram, but I got four. But they're all out of necessity for different reasons, none of them being to maintain close relationships with people that I have in my life. Which is what Instagram is about. Go for it, Chris. Oh, I was just going to say it to defend. Jared a little bit too. Like we were just talking about

the other day you were like oh I posted like a few stories today and like I never do that and like it doesn't feel like Instagram's such a big part of your life and I know we're friends in real life like I know you know so I'm not worried about that at all just to be clear but if it was somebody else I might be offended but like with you I just don't

it doesn't for some reason it doesn't bother me but I do also want to say one thing because I'm bad at Instagram in the way that if somebody messages me I have like fear of direct messages on Instagram even for people I know I just like, I leave them unread forever and I'll never go into them or read them because I'm like, I don't know, afraid of them for some reason. Me too.

I haven't opened my DMs in like a month because when I open them, sometimes a hater can sneak through, which is scary. Or it'll be like somebody mentioning me in a story that like, I don't know. They give me anxiety. So I feel bad. If you sent me a DM and I haven't responded, I never will and I'm really sorry. I love you. It's just too scary for me. You also probably just from like a number standpoint gets so many.

It's like not possible to answer. Well, and I also, I follow a lot of people, and I also don't unfollow people, even if they, like, publicly fucking hate me or something or whatever, I still don't unfollow them because that gives me anxiety. So now it's like, I can't read DMs. I don't unfollow people. So honestly, I don't even use Instagram. That's why Snapchat is everything. Because there's nothing there. Well, I guess the ultimate question is have you followed us since? I believe so. I think I did last night. I hope I did. You know what I'm saying? If I didn't, I don't want to see our stuff, it's fine. I won't, I won't be offended. I post a lot of gay stuff. So maybe that's, like, not your forte. I don't know, I'm just saying. Obviously, gay stuff isn't my... I don't look at gay stuff. You know what I'm saying?

But the thing is, like, I enjoy watching people I care about in their element. You know what I'm saying? So, like, if you're putting stuff online that you feel like I would enjoy watching and it means something to you that I see, I apologize I wasn't doing that, Chris. Same thing. You know what I mean? Same thing. And hopefully you understand my viewpoint.

There's no hard feelings. I'm really glad we cleared all this up. yeah um Chris yes there's a big thing that happened and we kind of started to mention it in the last show but then I kind of forgot to go back to it uh you had surgery oh yes I had a couple sisters which first of all for you and for me because you guys are sis sisters sister sister whoa yes remember um okay because in one of the previous shows uh we were both talking about how our medical stuff and like we need to get our cyst checked or removed and we're not doing it because like for some reason we're not you got it removed at multiple i got uh an ultrasound which

was really scary but the the woman did it and she goes she put it on my leg and i was like holding around his hand and like crying it's so scared and then she goes it's just fat i was like iconic but chris tell us about your surgeries show us your scars baby uh oh my gosh well they're not i mean they're not big they're tiny sis but um weren't they like inch round Or, like, two and... I guess, I mean, to me, they seemed really big, but I guess in terms of how big cysts get, they weren't considered that big.

Big sister. It was concerning because you had three. Big sister, little sister. Well, it turns out I have four, by the way. There was another one I didn't realize. Four sisters. Cudrupulets. I thought I was going to get all of them removed,

but they ended up just removing. There's one of my chest right here that they removed, and then there's one here that they removed. and there's two here but they said originally before I got it done the nurse was like oh it's not a big procedure and you'll be fine the next day

but then as I'm getting it done the doctor's like oh yeah don't lift anything with this hand the stitches will rip open so don't lift anything and like also we're not going to do your right hand because then you won't have any hands to do anything with like you can't lift anything and shit

you have stitches in them huh yeah there's stitches in here stitches in here but yeah so they left one arm that we're going to do later but after they like as she's doing it she's like yeah even I wouldn't even lift much heavy stuff with this arm either just because

you have it in your chest and like when you pull you can those can pop open too and I'm like I was like I have a shoot the following day and I'm getting a procedure done and I'm like I have worked tomorrow and I lift film equipment and stuff like I have to and she's like you can't do that please don't

and I'm like I need money no one told me this and thankfully my boyfriend wasn't working that day and stepped in and he helped me out and uh he carried everything wouldn't let me touch anything he was really wonderful so that worked out and then you guys also have been so kind i felt so bad but normally i have to carry all the lights in from the basement is it a basement from the basement and uh and shane and you got you know you guys carried everything for me up here and i feel really bad about it but it's really appreciated all don't feel bad it gave me not that i've ever not

had respect for you because i always do but it gave me even more respect for you because it was so much work setting up all these lights and doing all this stuff. So I'm like so grateful that you do that all the time. And I definitely want to help you more in the future because it was called so kind of fun because it made me feel like I was a part of it. You know what I mean? Like when you're baking a cake instead of buying it and you eat it and everybody had like everybody around you's like this cake's so good. And you're like, I know, right? I made it. The same thing. So thank you for setting up. And actually, this leads me into a question. What are we going to do with this show on a real though. Well, like, are we going to keep doing this? Should we keep doing this? We're going back to

L.A. in January, so things are going to change a little bit. Should I build a set? Like, like, what do you think the future of this show should be? How are we all feeling? Do we want to keep doing this? I absolutely want to keep doing this. This is my favorite time. Like, this is my favorite thing that I do all month. Like, I look forward to it. I, like, plan everything around it. And I, it's my happy place. Like me with my cheat veils. Winter nightly. No, I love that. Jared, how do you feel?

I'm a firm believer. What? I don't know. It sounded like you weren't sure. Oh, no, no, no. I'm a firm believer and you go with the flow, you know? And I feel like the ocean doesn't schedule waves. I'm happy I was able to land on this one.

And I don't feel like it's at a point where it's breaking yet. I think that the fact that, even building a set is talked about. It means that we're heading in a direction where there's momentum. And I think all the fans that I see, they really love it. So if it's not broken, you know, then don't fix it. And I think as of right now, we're running pretty smooth. Yes.

People are enjoying it. And if anything, I do see areas that it could get even better and we could do even cooler stuff. And so I don't know if now it'd be the time to stop doing it when we have so much. to offer still, you know what I mean? I think we're really, every episode's getting better. So I'd love to continue it. That's kind of where I'm at person. Wow, you guys just changed my mind because I was going to quit.

But I mean, I also, I don't want to have to convince nobody, you know? But I feel like that's where I'm at, you know? Okay, I was kidding. I'll get back to that in a second. But Ryland, how are you feeling? Good. I mean, I like it. It's relaxing because I don't have to produce anything.

I just sit in. I have a good time. Hear what you guys have to say. And I am a little concerned about building a set in L.A., though, because we're there for only a few months out of the year. Okay, so here's where I'm at, and I want to get real about this, which is why I'm asking all of you guys how you feel and how you feel at home. I really love doing the show.

It is really consuming, though, because scheduling it and also trying to do other things, YouTube stuff and a movie thing, and also I edit it. I mean, I have somebody that I'm working with right now to help, which is great, but I'm still, you know, it's still like three to four days of my week are fully podcast. And that's without thumbnelling, promoting, like, it's a big thing. And then with ads, which gratefully, some ads have been coming through, which is really exciting. But those I really like go all out.

And it takes me all day to like edit the ad and add music and add this and add that, right? So I know the answer. The answer is like, should we down, down, what's the word? Scale back to where we edit less and there's less stuff going on and maybe it's not as crazy. But then I feel like I wouldn't be proud of it. So I don't quite know. I think we need to hire help like a full-time editor maybe and I thought about the set thing because even with Chris I was like that you do so much with this there's so much going on these lights and this camera with like I'll just do a pan so I can put this in lights camera light camera light camera light camera light camera like it's a lot so here's my other question Chris how would you feel if you know if we built a set or did something where everything was always there for you know if we built a set or did something where everything was always there for.

forever, right? Like, everything's set up all the time. And you could just come in and just hang out and be talent and just talk. Would you like that or would you feel weird because this is kind of the thing you like to do? You know, it's really interesting because we talked about it briefly earlier. And in my mind, like, I'm, I'm your camera person. You know, like, your guy's camera person. Like, that's how I always think of myself and that's what I love doing. Like, when we film, especially, like, a long term, like the haunted video, the haunting of Shane Dawson and stuff like that, it's like, that's so fun to me. And like to get like an interesting image with you and stuff and help like make a story with you. It was really

fun. But this became a thing. And for just like practical reasons, it's incredibly tough to, like, I'm, the entire time we're filming, I'm worried, like, are they all recording? Is this in focus? Is this in focus? This focus? Is this focus? Is the light okay? Is it? And that's like all I'm thinking about the majority of the time we're recording. And especially when we had our first guest, it was like almost too much mentally for me. I feel like I wasn't present. I was also in a lot of pain. There was a lot happening in that episode. I'm very sorry.

But it is incredibly almost too tough at this point. So, I mean, at least help in that regard would be really nice. The problem with all these things is, though, yes, it would be great to have a studio, to have set up lighting, to have an editor, to have all of these things. But it's expensive. Like, that's very, very expensive. That requires having a lot of advertisers to sustain everyone coming is also expensive. I mean, to run the show is expensive. And I'm willing to pay.

And here's the thing. I'm willing to put my money into this and like not make it back for a while. That's fine. I just want to know that like, first of all, that you guys are enjoying this. But also like, it is kind of a weird segue from where I thought my career was going or something. Because like even we filmed a docu series like a month and a half ago and it's still not done yet because I haven't had time to edit it because of the podcast. But I do enjoy this. So I don't want to stop.

Yeah, we're going to. So there might be some changes coming. We don't know what they are, but I just want to let you guys know in the comments. Like, do you have ideas for for what we should do? Do you, should we do more? Like, because here's the thing. It would also be nice to do weekly. But like I can't edit that much. So it would just be less editing. Actually, I think it makes a lot of sense. But there's so much weight on on you guys with you having to edit it and all that. And I've only been a part in my life of small businesses where their family owned a lot of. operated and people that own these kind of businesses that's all they're able to do because it takes that much work you know what i'm saying and the only way that you're able to really grow is to build it to a point where you can start delegating because just like chris you coming in and just being able to be the talent that opens up time for you guys to work on other things that you feel you need to do and and enjoy but i think it is time and it's cool that we built it to a point where we probably should start delegating because that would allow us to put out even more content even diversify the content and just allow us to enjoy it because it does a lot of work.

This isn't just like a podcast that you come and do. This is something that's like a full-blown project. And I think it's an awesome thing, but it would be very cool for you to be able to branch off do other things without so much weighting on this and so much effort being put in. And, you know, it'd also be cool to get people the chance to work on it with us. Well, and controversial opinion, actually not controversial probably, But I also think it would be cool to expand, like you said. It would be cool, and we talked about this months ago, but, you know, to have you have your own podcast, you know, and maybe it's under my network if I make a network or my channel or whatever.

And Rylan already has his own podcast. And I want to do sit down interviews like me one-on-one with somebody I'm interested in because I miss doing those types of interviews. And like, you know, Chris, whatever you want to do, baby, you can do. Like, it would be fun to expand it a little bit. So, yeah, if you guys want that, let us know. And we appreciate all the support and love. I'm ready for this to become a tidal wave. Yeah.

Take over the whole planet. Oh. Well, that kind of got aggressive. But back to the analogy, you know, let's get this wave bigger. Oh, I see. Even funner and even more awesomeness. I agree. Let's fly us there, Chris.

Fly us there. Thank you. I love you. Oh, I thought that. Isn't that I love you in sign language? Or no. What is the? Oh, that's I love you.

Isn't it like the rock on sign? Is that? I have no idea. Like this? I trust you, though. I think it's, I don't know if this is right. I think this is a. love you in sign language i think well i love you um hopefully it's not this is nothing bad and um yeah

we're going to take a quick little break i have to pee if you have to pee i don't know how you're gonna do it but good luck i got a diaper on no i don't i'm gonna just piss myself he cares by the way i literally do this with my boyfriend all the time i should really know this you want to pink one in the stink oh no the i love you son oh i think that's devil horns did oh no it is that too for sure but i think i'm gonna google this okay i'm gonna go pee Okay, so our first sponsor of the day is one of my favorite sponsors ever, and that's because they were our very first sponsor ever, Buffy. So as you guys know, Buffy makes award-winning bedding that is as soft on you as it is on the earth. They specialize in making bedding that is also very cooling, especially if you're a hot sleeper like I am.

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It means a lot. Okay, enjoy the rest of the show. Wow, I've never looked worse. Shaving is not the move for us. My skin, I look like a lot. mole rat. I look like a big testicle. I look forable. Yuck. I have like grandpa face. Do you know what I'm talking about? Did we decide who you are? I'm aging. It's like old.

Who are you? Have we decided? I don't know. Chris, what do you call me Chris Bieber? You're a very ambiguous character. But yes, I would say you're either Justin Jenner or you're Chris Bieber. Thank you. Ooh, I love that. I like this combination. You also look, okay. Uh-oh. You don't look necessarily like you could be in high school. You know,

that age. But you look like your job, maybe 22. So you also look like, oh, dude, you gotta get someone infiltrate in this high school. We need a student. Like a never, like a, what was it, never been killed? Or a undercover reporter. You could pass. I think kids would be like, dude, you look a little older than us, but yeah. Okay. You're 17. You know, why not? I like it. Yeah. By the way, have you, like, I had to, like, I had been by high school for the first time in a very long time and I was like oh those are like middle school like those are infants those are children and then someone was like no that's a high school well and I was like and I realized how old I was in that moment because people in high school look like children okay so I had this realization

a few years after high school when yeah I looked at a high school and I was like wait that's a high school kid when I was in high school I felt like everybody had beards and looked like they were 30 but is that just because we were the same age like do you know what I'm saying yeah because now now when I look at other 30 year olds I'm like oh they look you know kind of young but when I was a kid 30 years old was like oh that's a fucking that person's soul yes exactly so is it that and like at high school that's crazy like what 16 years old when I meet like a kid at target or something and they're like oh I watched your videos they yeah they look like they're five and they're like oh I'm 17 I'm like what that's what I'm saying like I was positive there were middle schoolers like no older than middle

schoolers there's no possible way in my mind and then like no those like senior high schoolers And you know what, I do want to say something about Gen Z because I see a lot of people, you know, Gen Z makes fun of millennials a lot or whatever. But then I've been seeing a lot of millennials making fun of Gen Z for doing all these TikTok things, which I didn't even know about, where they're like, I guess this is a thing. What? I don't know what it means. With this in front of your hand? I don't know. And then there's another thing they do where it's like, I don't fucking remember.

Oh, woo. Yeah. I hate nothing more. Or the way they talk, which I very much. learned. I just forgot you were a minion for a second. The way they start everything with no, but. No, but why does Chris look like a pilot? No, but

Chris 8. And it's kind of annoying, right? But then I started thinking, God, when we were in high school, the fucking emo shit, purple fucking hair, the Myspace thing. So annoying if you're the older generation. Oh my God. So I'm like, what are these kids doing? So I'm like, so we really can't talk.

But then it also, I mean, I don't know if this is too dark to get into, but then it like further, I was sitting there thinking about this. I'm like, okay, so they look five to me so like how do people who are like 70 date 18 year olds if they look I thought about the same thing I was like because who Leonardo caprio which like no shade on him I love him but I was like oh wow he's dating a 20-something year old in my head I'm like do I know any 20-something year olds and I'm like oh okay Morgan she's like 25 now yeah and then in my head I'm like god I can't even imagine dating somebody Morgan's age and that's fucking and I'm only 34 I'm like if I was 50 I mean listen

once again no uh what's the word No offense or whatever. I don't want Leo. Come on the podcast. But I'm like, that is very interesting to me. Yeah. I just can't imagine it. I don't know.

He's half German. He's so bright. He's a factual delight. Are you ready for some fun? German facts with Chris. Chris. Yes. You have a German fact for us.

Oh, I do. Well, I have a couple. I don't know. I mean, one of them is really fast. Can I say both? Well, yes. And don't forget to do the German accent. Oh, no.

I haven't done this in a while. I feel like I need to go back to Germany real quick. Christopher, that's my dad in my head. All right, gummy bears are a German invention. Did you guys, are you aware of this, yeah? Okay, first of all, I hate gummy bears, but I love that fact. I love gummy stuff grosses me. Well, it's made with, like, horse hooves, right?

Oh, yeah, that's true. It's like, how innovative are the Germans? Really? Okay, they could turn horse hoofs into something delicious. Shout out to you guys. For children? But that is cool That is, I mean

A candy that has really stood the test of time We are not going to waste The Hoops you're going to eat it We're going to make it for children Little Kinders, yeah Delicious little little bears You won't even know it was part of an animal Whoa, okay, now I want some

Because I trust you Side note, life hack, don't eat the sugar-free ones Oh my God, I tried those the other day The Swedish fish ones I almost barf Well, he means it more forever It's about diarrhea or however you should be bing bing bing bong life hack it's better a laxative to have a little bit of sugar than to have diarrhea for three days look oh and entertainment hack look up the reviews for sugar-free gumming is that enough of a fact or should I but you have another one I did I mean I want it well okay so it's about the German educational system oh okay so basically in Deutsche

The educational system is basically a three-class system that divide students into three different trucks. And so essentially, I'm losing it. After 10, after 10 years old, most pupils in Germany have been put into one of these three educational trucks. This sounds scary. The way you're saying is? So you have to do well in school

because then you can go to the top tier, which is gymnasium. What? If you don't do as well, then you go to real. which is a step down for the kids who are not quite as bright as the others and then if you've done terribly you go down to hapschule which is the low tier no one wants to go there this sounds horrible and they divide what is your goal with these german facts it's just true it's just true i learned this and it was pretty hardcore i learned about i was like wait what's the lowest class called again uh hop shule hold on i need like is there like a day in my life hop

What if they're a creative kid? What if they're an artist? There's no room for creativity in Deutsche. I hate it. Oh, wow, there's a lot of videos about this. And I hate the pressures of like, I'm sure it's all about, you go to your friend's house and their parents are like, which class? Hold on. What is it?

What's it called? Hapschule. It's a H-A-U-P-T-S-H-H-U-P. So what? So all the dumb people have to be. I would say creative. I would have gone in Hapshule. I did terrible in school.

Weird. Let me ask you a question, though. Okay, so are these three classes divided into maybe areas that these kids would excel the most at based off of their potential, how they're grading them? Or is it based off of, like, income levels of their family? It's not income. It's just how well you do in school. For instance, if you want to be a doctor or a lawyer, you need to go to gymnasium. You can't go to Hapshule.

be a doctor they don't allow such a thing but but i guess i you know just to play devil's advocate on this one that's not that bad because there's people that you know aren't going to excel at that level and not everybody needs to be a doctor yeah if i'm in hot churley because when doctors are operating they listen to music if everybody's a doctor who's making the music for the doctor to listen to but if you really wanted to be a doctor or something and you didn't get into gymnasium you really that's not an option in your life anymore on the plus side though i guess i would have to know what is the, what is the ability for you to get into that program if you tried hard enough? I just don't want it to look like, you know, it's an horrible thing.

It could be something positive because there's art schools here in America that don't make you be doctors and people excel great. But it does sound a little bit like you're forced into a hole up to a point, which wouldn't be cool. Personally, I want to be in the H class because it feels like, why would I want to be in AP English if I could just coast in Huxley? What is it? I'm sorry. No, you said a totally.

Right, actually. Maybe not because, but, you know. You know what? Here's what I'll say. Wow. I love Germany. I think I'm German as well. Sounds cool.

I don't know if it's offensive or not, but either way, happy hot schooler. Happy gymnasium. Happy whatever's in the middle. Good gummy bars. Good horse hooves. But you can redo, for the record, you can do extra years to then try to go to a higher level like gymnasium. So that would be, you asked the question. Wow.

Well, good facts. Chris? Yeah, wow. I don't know if my accent was it today, but... It was good. Okay, because this is a Halloween episode, I feel like we need to talk about something spooky.

Yeah, I'm not scared at all. Really? I am. Have you seen me? I wanted to bring up something that you told me about back when we were in L.A. You found one of the most haunted locations ever, and you drove past it,

and you sent me a video, and just from seeing it in a video in daylight, I got like the chills. So do you want to explain... It's a vibe. It's a vibe, dude. It's the name. So, it's called Igor's Alley.

So at one point... We were all terrified. I was kind of bummed yended it short. I love that thing. So we grew up in Long Beach, and I really wanted to find things in Long Beach that were local to the area that were spooky, haunted houses. And there's a few. There's like the Queen Mary that's haunted. But you can't access those.

I thought it'd be cool if there's something we can access and actually see. There's one called. Igor's alley and the backstory behind it is this house is in a track within older long beach and it backs up to an alley and in the back there's a huge garage that they converted into a living space for a family and it was in the early 1900s where a man his wife and his two kids lived there and the depression hit and at that point he lost his job he wasn't able to provide and he really took it hard and he didn't know what he was going to do because It's time for different back then.

You know, we have a lot of systems in place to assist people if needed now, where then it was not the case. So some time went by. He was trying to get a job. He couldn't in. He was lying to his family, and he felt horrible about that. And one day he just decided that he was going to, instead of trying anymore, he was going to just end it. So it gets kind of graphic, you know, warning. But he killed his wife and his kids.

He hung them on meat hooks. my god in the top room that backed up to the alley which at one point was a large window and then he killed himself and now if you were to look into it and actually try to find facts there's little bits and pieces but the full story is something that's been passed down and if you drive through this alley now the window is now boarded up it looks like it was a door or something but it was a window and if you go there at a certain time let's say 12 o'clock at night there's like a time frame and you park and you just stand

underneath this window you can actually feel the like bottom of the feet of the kids that were hanging you know and my god and it is a weird vibe and obviously you know it's because when you go there the story goes through your mind so you attribute a lot of it to that but just in

general you drive around and you see a lot of people that have made renovations of properties because it's a very upscale neighborhood now and you see that this house just kind of has old character and And it's like, does it have an old character because no one wants to live there? Is it because there's an energy that don't really, maybe won't allow it to be upgraded? But it is kind of odd that they've kept the structure the way it is.

And it's not like it has all the character in the world that make it attractive. It's kind of like decrepit and kind of weird. You know, so it lends itself to make you think. You know, like, why is it still like that? You know, people avoid this sounds like the plague evidently. But, yeah, so Igor's alley. And how close can you get up to it? I don't go there, by the way.

Yeah, don't go there. I mean, hopefully I didn't just make it appealing by any means, but it is just in an alley. And it's very hard to find. I drove around for about 45 minutes and I'm familiar with the area. And there's only a few tells to where it's at because that whole neighborhood, there's alleys behind every single house and there's a lot of them. So it's not easy to find by any means, you know? That, okay, that's horrifying.

And recently I saw a story that freaked me out. I actually saw it a while ago. Have you heard about the watcher? Oh, yes. So, have you heard about this? No. So this is basically, I forget where it is exactly. New Jersey, I think.

I don't know. But there's a house where a couple bought it. It was their dream house. This is so fucked up. They had a kid. They're all excited to move in. And I think the first day they get there, they have a letter in the mailbox. And the letter is from this person that's like, I am the watcher.

I am watching you. I know everything. about you. I will drink your blood. Like really scary, right? So it's like, okay, that's kind of scary. So they're like, should we be nervous? Should we ask the cops? Like, you know, whatever. We can't figure out who this person is. Then they get another letter. And it's like, if you don't get out, you know, I will come inside. I will, you know, butcher you. Like really scary. And it just kept going and going every day. A new letter, a new letter. Starting to threaten the kids safety as well, I believe. So then the couple was like, they never

moved in because they were like, we can't live there. And then they tried to resell it and they couldn't resell it because I guess this has happened in the past to everybody that's lived there so now then the house is just sitting for I think like a year or something and they finally sold it and I don't know who bought it but whoever it is and then I started thinking if this happened to us we would never know because we never check our mail you know we would just be living our lives and like somebody's going to come fucking drink our blood and we just be like oh my god who are you our important mail goes to different addresses if I were a gambling man which I am at times I would bet money that the buyer of that house was the watcher I think this was a tactic to get the house value lowered to not get people to buy it and he was like what if I just it's almost like in movies but then try to detour people from buying the house next door they took a huge loss though they sat on this house for over a year we're not able to move in and then when they resold it they lost I think $100,000 I guess I'm saying maybe it was a guy that was just maybe it was a tactic to

give people the freight of this house. Why? Why? So he could buy it because it sounds like he bought it at a huge lot of huge money. Oh, like it was a long con. Yeah, it was almost like, it's almost like you've seen in shows where people like, you know, they don't want the mom, like in stepbrothers or something. They don't want them to sell the house so they do all this dumb shit.

Wow. Averted, maybe it was a guy like, dude, I like that house, but I can't afford it unless it's like 300 grand. What can I do? So maybe the previous offer had two offers. That chose the other one. Yeah, that's really scary. Chris, I know that you didn't believe in ghosts until you came out with me and then you felt one.

So now you kind of believe. But have you ever been in a location or a place that you felt was crazy besides our house? No. I mean, I've been, because a lot of my life was trying desperately to have any kind of paranormal encounter. Like, I really, really wanted to feel anything. So I went like purposefully to abandon hospitals with the Ouija board and like all, you know, with friends and stuff. like just doing anything and everything I could and I never really the only thing that ever happened was I'd be kind of scared because the place was scary and then my friends would be so

scared that that would rub off a little bit but nothing really and I was very skeptical truthfully until what happened in the video and it's so crazy because I'll tell people the story and I'm like what are the odds that this would happen on a video for your channel like it just all feels very like even that feels almost staged or something but it really happened it's really terrifying and it really kind of changed to I see everything paranormal but well I think demons are kind of like cats this is a degree because I think like demons if you really want to see a ghost or something like you want it you want it you want it usually they don't come but if you kind of play it cool and you're like yeah I don't know you don't know then they're like oh

really oh okay here I am like I feel like it's like that like even with Cheeto like Cheeto like Cheeto loves me is obsessed with me and likes Ryland and Ryland's the one that usually feeds him and does all the things for Cheeto and I'm just kind of the cuddler, right? And I think it's because he sees you as like, oh, and then Rhineland tries to get attention from Chito and Chito's like, I don't know. And I think it's because you want it too much. Well, yeah,

Cheeto and I have come a long way, but I see what you're saying. Yeah. And I think that's what demons are like. I think also, demons are real. Oh. I know that they're real. Oh, whoa. And they serve a very large purpose in our existence. Wait, how do you know?

And if you believe in ghosts, on a true level, level you might see them, but your story is you were probably driven by the fact that you needed proof of them, you know, because I'm the same way. I think demons expose themselves in certain scenarios where if we saw them because we wanted to prove it, that might be positive. And I think they're very negative. So I think that's why what you're saying, they come when you don't expect it because that's how they serve their purpose. They're not there to be found, you know, like they hold the leverage. So if they have us searching our whole lives and they maintain the leverage, they're never going to expose themselves. They don't. don't need to. You know, we're searching for them. And I will say, I think, and I only have a few seconds to say this, I think, because a card. But what I will say is, yeah, they served a purpose because that night I prayed and I prayed and I said, God, you know, like, please help us make something because I want to come back to YouTube. I want to do something. I want to post something. And then that

literally all happened that night. Wow. And afterward, I almost cried. And I was like, thank you, God. And making all that happen. Yeah, an angel delivered a demon. I'm saying like you asked for it. No. I think it was a happy ghost. Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's no denying spirits around just with the way the world works. Scary. Okay. So our last sponsor of the day is something I'm very excited about because I have actually been using it since they sent it. So thank you so much to NextEvo Naturals for sponsoring this episode. So NextEvo sent me a box of some of their very popular items.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. Shane, aren't you out of Mandela effects? Yes. Kind of. But we have one today that we're actually going to FaceTime somebody. Because we might have some evidence. Speaking of evidence, this is proof. That the raisin brand Mandela effect is real.

Remember a couple shows ago where I said the raisin brand guy, son, on the box, always had sunglasses. He always did. I know he did. Then we saw that on the box, he does not have sunglasses and I got very upset. Well, this is a clip from Family Guy. Check it out. Ah, what a gorgeous day. Isn't it a gorgeous day, Mr. Sun?

It's always a nice day with two scoops of raisins, Peter. Whoa. So obviously they were charactering him after the guy on the box. Listen, I don't care what anybody says. I know there's a lot of Mandela skeptics. It is real. We're in a different world. This is not where I was raised.

And I'm upset. Raisin Brand. Yeah, I mean, why would they have just added sunglasses for no reason? For no reason. Yeah. Because we all have a collective memory that Raisin Brand had sunglasses. Don't get me started. Why would the sun not wear sunglasses?

They are literally called sunglasses. I need a sound effect for like heavy. floating oh what that still worked um okay this is more proof this is a shirt that somebody sent us

a picture of a shirt and this is the fruit of a loom on the shirt with the cornucopia wow so they've rebranded no they haven't they said I get it I know what a Mandela effect is I'm just showing you guys how smart

wow you're gonna get into a gymnasium Okay, yeah, if any of you guys have Fruit of the Loom clothes in your closet or your grandma's closet or something from a long time ago, because pictures are good, but send us a video of it, because we want to really get proof, hardcore evidence, because then that'll be on the news. Take a screenshot of those panties. He said it, not me. Okay, this is a spooky Mandela effect. So, the Salem witch trials, which if you don't know, back in the day, people were being accused. used to being witches, and they were being killed by the towns. How were they being killed?

Burned at the steak. Yeah, that's, I mean, I think that's what's talked about a lot, is then being burned alive, yeah. Right? I'm not familiar. Yeah, well, no, they weren't. They were hanged. Hung. Wow.

Never burned at the steak. Whiches were never burned at the stake. I don't understand. Isn't that literally what happens? Like, oh, you're going to burn me at the steak? Wait, then, why does everyone think that? I don't know. I thought they burned him because they had to relinquish of their bodies.

Did they burn them after they hung there? Because they got to like, their witches and their energy is going to still live in their body. We got to burn them. I know. I mean, hocus pocus. Isn't it in that movie there's a scene where those witches get burned at the stake? That's literally what happens in the movie. I don't understand.

Maybe that's where I learned what I just said even. I think that's, yeah. Yeah. But like, I mean, I know a lot of people who seem like that's, that's, we've talked about this. That's like what everyone thinks is that they were burned alive. Right. What? I know.

So that one freaked me out. A little spooky one. Okay. This is one that I got. got probably 100 emails about this, Ready Whip. I'm going to show you a picture of ReadyWip. And you would know. I'm just saying that's your favorite.

I am not going to take this as a fat joke. I will not entertain that. I've never met somebody that enjoys that as a topping. And stop. Oh, my gosh. And we're done. It's fine. I like toppings on my, whatever.

Was Ready to Whip what I was eating on the chips? Yes. Disgusting. Okay. Ready whip. I'm going to show you a picture of ReadyWip two different ways, and you tell me which way you think it is. Is it Ready Whip or is it Ready Whip? One more time.

So if you notice, the difference is WIP. WIP has an H. Cool whip. And WIP doesn't have an H. How do you remember Ready Whip? Like this. I'll go first. Because Ready Whip, yes, is my favorite.

Although I get the fat-free one. Isn't it sugar-free, too? That's probably really bad for me. It's probably what gave me that cyst. Anyways. Um, who would I love it? I remember ready whip having an H. I remember it specifically having an H.

But no, it never did. It's always just been ready whip with no age. Wow. And this one shook me. This was a personal one for me. Okay, so I'm not out of line. I definitely thought it had an H. I also think a family guy again, I mean, it wasn't ready whip, but do you know that thing

where it's like, coo whip? And with the age, like, so I just, I assumed that was. Coohip. Yeah. Hmm. That's right. You can't have a pie without cool whip. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

What are you talking about? Just saying it, cool whip. My only logical thought is the term whip is trademarked. And it can't be called ready whip because then they would think it's a cool whip product. Whoa. You might just cracked the can on that. I mean, I'm looking at it from that perspective. That's how I see it.

Okay. And now this one. I, okay, this one has layers. First, I'm going to take you on the journey that I went through earlier today. Okay. Cosmo Brownies. Oh, that is my childhood. Oh, yeah.

They're cool because you could just share them real quick, but you never share them fun that. Hell no. Wait, what do you mean? You just share them. Well, no, because it's almost like... They include the breakable line. It felt to me, like, they have that

because they're so fattening that they needed to be like, they're really two servings of it, you know? Because it's pure sugar and fat. Yeah. Yeah, because they have the line in the middle, right? Oh, my gosh. That's my poison.

It's so good. Because that's like the treat they give you a lunch. Yeah. What if I told you that they don't have a line? That's fucking bullshit. I don't have a line anymore No, I'm passionate about these brownies And I know

They have a line because I would I would go to my fridge And I would break them in half Because of the line and be like I could save that one for later And then I'd always end up eating it We remember for Yeah, yeah

Different regions Same logic Uh huh I think I've ever seen Is this a new thing Or because now are they just Promoting eat the whole fucking thing Fat people or you know

Whatever like Well this Mandela effect Said that it has always been with no lines That's a fucking lie. Now, I want to get some receipts. Ryland, your mom, like you said, always has Cosmo Brownies in that pantry because I have one every time I go there. It's my childhood, baby.

Can you FaceTime her and see if she can take them out of her pantry and show us what they look like? Yeah. It literally looks like a five-year-old facetiming their mom. Hey, girlie. I texted you and asked you if you have our childhood snack in your pantry. Oh, okay. Want to see my pantry? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm looking for. Oh, you have multiple things going on. Ooh, there's ding-dongs in there, too. Throw off you in the freezer for me. We're coming over after this. Grab those cosmic brownies. All right. Do a little unboxing for us.

Okay, he wants you to open that. Hey, dad, welcome to the podcast. Oh, no. Hi. I feel like I'm watching a TikTok review of the brownies. The fact that they don't even question how I look. Hold on. Mom, focus on the brownies.

Okay, okay, we got the brownie. So, show us that brownie up close and in focus, please. Yeah. You're kidding me. It's weird, though, because the sprinkles look like they want to be half and half. Yes. No line. Do you guys remember when we were kids?

Oh, yeah. When we were kids, mom and dad, don't you remember there being a line in the middle to break those? They're used to me. You're correct. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. They're saying that that was no. never a thing that there was never a line. No, there always was, and they were breaking down.

See. Did we just break your parents? And we're professional. When it comes to cosmic brownies, I'm telling you, the Adams family are professionals. Has it been your dad the whole time cutting your individual one? Our whole lives? Wait, so did it change?

I have so many questions. Wow. You just got to give in, bro. We're living in a different planet. That's what we needed. Maybe I'll be over there after this podcast to pick those up. Oh, man. all right well because we're trying to finish the podcast or I'll call you after

thank you thank you okay I feel like we're all shook right yes even your parents are shook more shook than I've ever been I feel like your next conversation with your parents might be about a conspiracy you know I think you just might have destroyed their reality that's what we're here for now this is how I felt too earlier right and I was like doing research trying to figure it out like really upset I looked and I guess there's a TikTok with like a million likes and all these comments because people are losing their minds over this. And I did a little research and I realized, and this is kind of

going to bum everybody out. But I feel like it would be fake if I didn't say this. Yeah. I respect that. Thank you. Yes. There is no line on the big value pack. On the normal pack of Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies,

there is a line. I'm even more bad now. Have I been skimped my whole life and been offered a smaller brownie? Yes You know, at least I feel validated And that I'm not Like I haven't lost it

Like I was really starting to question My mental wellness You probably should tell your parents immediately I think that's ethically you have to Yeah You have okay so yes I was a little shook It was a little trick or treat

If you asked me That was all treat That was all treat We should give those to trick or treaters Well that don't come to our house Never mind Whoa Wow

Okay, anyways. Aggressive. Okay, now, we're done with Mandel effects, but Chris, I told you earlier that I have a Crumbles theory that is going to blow your brain and piss you off. Yeah, I'm worried because I know how much I love Crumbles. Is this what I saw recently? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

You tell me and I'll tell you. What I will say is I have my blood work done. This is a side note. I have my blood work done recently and I guess I have really bad cholesterol and everything else is fine. And then I looked into it and I think Crumbles is giving me bad cholesterol. Yes, of course. Both have cis and high cholesterol. It's crumbull.

It's crumbull. Don't sue me, Crumble. I'm just kidding, kind of. Although I did tell the doctor, I'm like, well, I do have a lot of crumbles. And the doctor was like, ooh. So this picture has gone viral recently. Oh, no. Is it bad?

I personally think it's bad. Really? Do I want to know I love Crumbles so much? No, listen, it's not that bad. It's just more like it pisses me off, right? Because the whole thing about Crumbles is, don't want to know our secret. We have a secret ingredient. Our secret.

We make the best cookies ever. And they do. Yeah. And then this picture went viral. Hot take, I don't care. They got caught using Betty Crocker cake mix. No. Here's the thing.

No. I know it's jarring and I know it seems shocking. But the thing is, they're doing such a variety of cookies every single week. They probably just had one flavor that they incorporate it. Just one. I'd be shook. If this was one of the sugar cookie flavor. No.

That's what I think that is. Zoom in. If it's sugar cookie. Enhance. If it's their sugar cookie, I'll be shook. But if it's a seasonal, like weekly one, I'll be like, whatever. They're trying to do something different every week. Hold on.

Because isn't the whole thing, like, I assumed all their stuff is made from scratch. All of them. How they sell it. And they show you them making it in the store, right? And if one of them was not made from scratch, are all of them not made from scratch? Is it all a lie? But what is the devil? What is the threshold of making something from scratch?

Not from a box of a pre-mixed thing. I knew you're going to be angry. But that's not the only ingredient. I'm physically upset. Crumbles came out and talked about this because it was going viral and they were freaking out. And people were making videos. People were very upset. People weren't going to stop eating it.

They just wanted to have fun dragging somebody online. I feel like my anxiety is through the roof right. Yeah. Now, Crumbles came out and said, yes, we do use cakebox for some of our recipes. And it's very common and a lot of places do it. Like, calm down, girl. That's basically what they said in a nutshell. Don't assume me, Crumbles.

So it's true. Well, that's what I would say too. I'd say all of you fuck off. our cookies taste delicious. You know, and in their defense, I mean, it isn't like they grow their own plants and break it down to make flour. Everyone sources from raw material factories or farms. They just use that box. And that's consistent for them because they could access it at any point.

Everybody sells Betty Crocker cake mix. If I was Betty Crocker, I'd be pissed and I'd be like, you know what? We're not going to sell our cake mix anymore and see what happens, Crumble. And see Crumble stock full. Here's the thing, though. That's a fucking business move right there, dude. That's some Wall Street shit. If the cake mix produced

Crumble cookies for me at home, then there's no need to go to Crumbull cookies. Crumble tastes different and better, so they provide a service. I just think internet bullshit. Fuck you guys. I think they just wanted like a viral moment on TikTok to expose somebody and it's like,

I'm sick of it. I hate the like, let's expose everything. It would, I don't know. To me, it's like kind of like, you know, a lot of people say in and out that their dressing tastes like Thousand Island dressing. It would be like if you found out they have an actual bottle of Thousand Island dressing.

And would I stop eating it? No, I wouldn't care. I would lose my mind. Yeah, but if you trace the ingredient back, it's coming from the same spot that makes both of them. Okay. But it's not a sick. It kind of reminds me of that friend's episode where Phoebe has that recipe for cookies from her dead aunt or something. And she's like, and it's the best cookies ever. And they're trying to figure out the recipe.

And she, and Phoebe was like, yeah, it's a Nestle Tollhus. And then they realize it's Nestle Toll House. It was on the back of the fucking bag. Nestle Toulouse. Nestle Tull House. Yeah. It feels like that to me. It's like, I love Crumbulls so much.

Like, I would say I'm Crumble's biggest fan. And their sugar cookie is my favorite thing of all time. It's killing me, literally. Don't sue me because I eat so many of them. Allegedly. And now to find out it's Betty Crocker, I do feel crocked. What is spam. I feel scared.

What you're feeling is disillusionment. Wow. Because you believe that they were making it all a certain way, and then you just realized they're just normal people buying fucking cake mix. And Jared's the nicer version to me. I just think, does it taste good? The answer is yes. Who cares? You know? It's like, who fucking cares? It tastes good. Why? I care. Why, though?

I don't know. It just feels, I feel scammed. Um, okay. This is the last conspiracy I want to say, and this is more just me being annoyed, because I know it's not a conspiracy. I know it's real. Uh, don't sue me Apple. But the other day, so I'm not really up to date on like what's new and what's happened in the world, right? The other day, my phone, out of nowhere, stopped fucking working. Internet wasn't working. Like, it just kept turning off. It kept fucking up. It kept like doing weird shit. And I was like, oh my God, I need a phone. This phone is so fucked up.

It was so frustrating. I'm like, this phone is not that old. About six months ago. And then I turn on YouTube and it's like, iPhone 14 Pro Max review. And I'm like, wait, what? And then I look. And that night at midnight, it was available for pre-order. And I was like, I have proof now that Apple fucks up our phones.

Don't sue me, allegedly, conspiracy, that they fuck up our phones whenever they have a new phone dropping because they want us to think our phones are broken. We need a new one. And guess what I did? I pre-ordered it, baby. me too i think they're 100% do that right it was out of nowhere my phone has been so incredible i talk about how much i love my phone all the time i'm like i love this phone just broken stop working you know it's so funny because like i i've always have an older phone because they're so expensive i can't buy new ones but so i'm usually a few models behind and like i remember when you first get a new iPhone like how fast it is and how incredible it is and then like a few years later it's like slow and broken and barely works and i have to restart it all the time and i've gone to apple about this and i'm like hey so why is it so like just use it see how slow and weird and laggy it is and the employee's like oh it's you've had it for it's just an old phone that's why and i'm like no but it it was fine until like a new phone came out and he was like oh no that's not related

i'm like it feels pretty related even in the last podcast i probably cut it out i don't know if you guys have sought but there was a moment where i got frustrated because my phone stopped working during the podcast and it never did that before ever the bluetooth stopped working i couldn't connect to tv i had to restart it didn't someone try to sue them over this i do think because I have like a 13 or a 12 or pretty recent. Before that, I had an iPhone 5 for years. And it was slow at points and it would fuck up. But I think they realized, this dude don't even care.

So I think they stopped pressing me so hard. But now that I have this one, it's the same thing. Really? Because now they're like, we got this motherfucker. You got the 13. He cares again. I mean, they can control our entire lives. What's stopping them from stopping our phones?

And every time I talk to like an Apple employee or a T-Mobile or whoever I have employee i think i fuck up because i always jokingly first say it's probably just apple fucking win me so i buy the new phone and they always just jokingly laugh slash agree you know what i mean it's like they can't confirm but they're like yeah yeah you know it's like oh they would never do that it affects them too though which sucks you know i mean it affects him so my newly because we all go buy the damn phones wow well i think we just cracked a few good conspiracies today i feel good about this episode me too yeah we had a good time i want to Some raisin brand and some cosmic browning.

And I, I'll split one with you. It's a date. And you know what else I feel like right now? Besides a trick and a treat? A recap. Yes. Life camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen.

Ryland's recap. On today's Halloween episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the boys get spooky and talk about demons. Yeah. Simple Fix your bangs a little bit Oh Yeah

Like right here It's just like a swoop No we're right here You're going everywhere Except for right here Where do you want them to go Is that like the peak Of the folder

Okay yeah Yeah there we go Okay What do you have for me Um What were you to Damn I just So many

Uh Jared's bulge Oh my yeah My bulge My bulge He laughed at Jared is turning people on everywhere, bulging out on today's episode in his minion costume, all while

destigmatizing the minions. We're just people. Oh, yeah. They're people too. Oh, Chris got a cyst removes, and then mine was just fat. In shocking news, Chris had three cis removed while Shane got his ultrasound, and it turns out his was just fat. sorry

I mean oh big big developments in the future of the podcast we talked about that I forgot we talked about that oh huge developments in what the future holds for the Shane Dawson podcast

will the boys continue or will they go even bigger oh crumbles Chris is really upset because they've been lying to us in crumble news the brand has been exposed for using Betty Crocker cake

crumbling before him Chris's life has crumbled and quite frankly I just don't give a fuck that is what it would be like if newscasters were honest I just don't get a fuck

Ryland's raw recap it's very raw this week did it's incredible I see what you did there oh Igor's Alley and Long Beach scary don't go there don't go there

don't go there is really the ultimate message don't go there The boys discussed the spookiest places in California among one is Igor's Alley Don't show up Oh shit If you know what's good for you.

Oh, in Germany, they separate their kids by how dumb they are. No offense. Chris reveals Germany's controversial school system. Dumb kids have to go to a dumb school. Oh, damn, that sounds. I call them creative. That's where I'd be. That's such a good mother.

Thank you. We're going to have a lot of creative kids. Very good. In the Hoppin Snookleburger. And they made gummy bears. Let's get some light to them. They gave me gummy bears. Oh, yeah.

Uh, big drama, Jared doesn't follow anybody on Instagram, Snake. Drama alert. We have learned and confirmed Jared was not following Rylund or Chris on Instagram. The boys are personally offended and Jared came to his own defense saying, Instagram just doesn't matter to me like that. The boys are offended and Jared says he has followed them since, but I'm not sure we believe him. Yeah, wait, let me check. Hold on, field reporter.

Shane Dawson has the latest. But let's just talk about the uncomfortable pressure I've been feeling to give a TikTok. I feel like you guys have really been pressing TikTok on me too, okay? Oh, I'm breaking news. Oh, uh-oh. This just in, I am in the trenches right now, going through, let's mind travel Jared's Instagram follower account. And I see that he's following Shane Dawson. Yes.

Ryanland Adams. Yes. Shane Dawson podcast. Whoa. And not Chris. Wait, leave on here. What? What just me?

News. It's just me. Picking news. Instagram is broken. It's not me. It's then. I thought I did it last night. Wow.

I'm obviously funny. Things have taken a personal turn. Chris has texted me and said he's walking from the podcast. Okay, okay. Real quick. Exhibit A, just to show. The last thing I looked up, and I was maiming to follow, was Crispy Station right after Reitland Adams, after I learned the devastating news of how big of an asshole I am.

In an attempt to cover up his scandal. Chris, live update. Check your IG. You got a special follow. In an attempt to cover up his scandal, he revealed shocking details that not only did he search and look at Chris, he chose then to not follow. After being called out. Twitter is going to wild. I got bad fingers.

I made a mistake. Oh, oh. iPhones. iPhones are lying to us and they're ruining our lives. Shane has allegedly revealed that Apple. is ruining our lives. They want us to spend all of our coins on getting the new iPhones because they deactivate the old ones as soon as a new one's announced. Very informative. Exactly what they do. Period. I really do think that...

Confirmed by giggles heard at Team Mobile. Hopefully you all have a good Halloween and send us your costumes. We're curious at the Shane Dawson podcast. Hit us up in the stories. We'll repost our favorites. And by Will, I mean Shane. I hope you enjoyed our Halloween costumes and our Halloween episodes. Make sure you like, subscribe, follow, and listen everywhere. Give us those listens. And we'll see you next week here on the Shane Dawson podcast. Like camera action. Rylan's recap is about to happen. Rylans recap. Wow. That was such a great recap that blew off my wig. Snatched. Um, wow. Thank you guys so much for coming and hanging out with us for this Halloween episode. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell. This was, I know.

No, I did. And, yeah, is there any last words from our pilot? Oh, that sounds really scary. I didn't mean it like that. Stay safe. Happy Halloween, America. Okay, this is an international podcast. Scary laugh, dude.

Stay safe. All right, as you guys, hopefully have fun with us. We'll see you next time. Bye. Watch out for tricks. You know,