The Shane Dawson Podcast - 💥Mind Blowing Conspiracy Theories and Subliminal Messages👁

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

In this episode Shane and the crew get real about some of the darkest moments in their lives and how they overcame them. They also dive deep into the world of Subliminal Messages and learn about what companies may be planting dirty thoughts into your brains! Throw in some more “Cheap Tricks with Jerid” and a special PRIDE edition of “Facts with Chris” and you got yourself a fun time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I still don't know how I'm part of this community. You're an ally. Oh, that's right, that's right. Without me, there would be no LGBTQAWA. Can any of us name all of the letters? Yes, LGBTQAI plus community. Do you know what all the letters stand for? Lesbian, bi, gay, trans, questioning or queer.

A is asexual. I is intersex. Oh, shit. P is pansexual. which the video your mom watched or the class she took, the woman said, and no, pansexual isn't wanting to have sex with pans. I was like, is that offensive? But I don't think it is. I need to ask my mom to send me that picture, though,

because it was like LGBTQI-I-A plus commute there, you know? Okay, well, don't say it angry. Yeah, as an ally, I'm not going to stand for that. Okay. Chris, are you ready? Rich, are you ready? Wow, you look really gay. Thank you.

Can I say that? No. Yeah, Chris, you look very gay. Thank you. No, of course. That's how different, right? Yeah, that one stung a little bit. No, I think it's how you say it.

I could feel that that was with love. I think if you said, you look really gay, it would have been not accepted as well if you added like a fucking like you look fucking gay yeah that'd be harsh you know what i guess i could also like oh i love how gay you look you know you know of course happy pride everyone uh well speaking of gay and speaking of pride well first of all hi welcome back to whatever the hell this is we have no idea but today you know what it's gonna get pretty fucking gay but see you just said it and it felt fun You know, so, like, there's a lot of versatility in fucking.

Whoa. Well, say in fucking, you know. I see. I did get a DM from somebody and said, hey, I really love the podcast, but can you make it not so fucking gay all the time? And I was like, ooh, it's going to be hard. Listen, it is pride. And I feel like we should, Chris, what are you doing? I'm making little gay flags for pride.

Just in case anyone. That's about the gayest thing you could be doing right now, Chris. You're doing good. That's what I mean. Chris, if you were sitting on a fist, it would be less gay than putting together rainbow flags for us. But I love it. I love you. I love you.

Okay. Speaking of gay as fuck, listen, I take my job on this podcast as stylist very seriously. And I've been really fucking raising the bar. Look at what Chris is wearing. That is a pig Gucci rainbow shirt. Look what Ryan is wearing. I know. And I will say, Shane was backed into a corner to buy me something.

because he was getting all excited posting all these polls on his Shane Dawson podcast Instagram go follow it if you're not and he's styling Jared he's styling Chris he's styling himself and I was like so you're not gonna give me anything

like you're styling the whole podcast I feel like he was styling the needy though I feel like you aren't a needy when it comes to needing style you know we're like I wear the same clothes every day I'm not like you go to homeless shelters and give them soup. Okay, this feels very different.

You don't, like nobody's handing me soup. Like, I look soup down. I know, but I just thought the sentiment. And then, yes, this morning I woke up to Shane handing me a new corduroy hoodie that really fits the theme of this podcast. So thank you very much. It's all I'm trying to say. You look crazy, but I love you.

Listen, I got audio listeners, by the way. First of all, thank you guys for listening. Make sure to give us five stars on whatever app you're listening to. And check out the video. you want. Oh, also, check out the audio because it's probably going to be 30 minutes to an hour longer than the video because I just put more stuff in it. What was I saying? Oh, I look fucking gay and crazy. I bought a bunch of weird outfits because I was like, let's have fun with this. And this was one of the crazier jackets that I bought. And I put a poll on Instagram and

people said to wear it. So I'm wearing it. I'm regretting it. I'm really hot. I do think that you look like the kind of dude that would have like walk around with the bird on his shoulder. You know, like, you got that vibe, like, fuck it, dude. This is my bird. I have a leash for it. You know, I take it into the store. There was a guy in Santa Monica, and he had, I think I have a video of it somewhere. He had a dog that had a cat on it that had a rat on it.

I've seen that. That is my goal. Okay, so, Jared, you're wearing a beautiful mint green moment. I styled you for this. I think you look beautiful. You look kind of gay, but not super gay. Look, it's an homage to the gay Or it's inspired by gay

It's gay inspired It's gay purchased It's gay enough It's gay ordered Gay enough It's gay enough Yes Now listen

The reason that we're talking about gay shit Is because it's Pride Month Let's all go around the room And talk about what pride means stuff Oh my God I'll say No, Chris, let's start with you

Because you are the wokeest in the room And I feel like you would celebrate pride Like you go to Target and you buy Those ugly ass pride shirts I'm sweating So I just need to dab off my No I don't know

It's very important Just missing the bird Dude Just missing the bird Put it back in the jacket Puck All right. Well, what pride means?

No, I, oh, God, it's hard not to make this very serious. I'm so sorry, but like... No, you should. I'll try to be quick. I had a very hard time accepting that I was gay. I didn't really, really, really did not want to be gay. All my friends and family were very homophobic, or most of them anyways. I never met a gay person until after I came out or about the time he came out.

It was just like a very, very, very difficult thing for me to come out as. And I think it's like, especially like, I think, most, like, Latino people understand. It's, like, especially not cool in Latino culture. And it was just, like, a very tough thing. Like, after I came out, I came home to my mother crying on the floor with friends, holding hands, praying to God. Like, wouldn't look at me in the eyes for months, that sort of thing.

Oh, my God. And so, like, to come out and go to, like, an event in a place for the first time in my life where, like, I wasn't being called a sinner or awful or whatever, and, like, everyone around me was, like, loving and accepting and cool and being themselves was, like, so shocking and crazy. Because, like, when I came out, there was no Trevor Project. There was no, it gets better. There was no, like, there was zero gay representation, except for maybe Will and Grace or something, you know?

And, uh, I don't know. It was just like Pride Month became a really special, happy thing to me. That was beautiful, and I'm so sorry. That's so sad. Yeah. It is heartbreaking. It makes everything I was going to say about Pride invalid. No, no, no, no.

Yikes. Yes, no, it does. Like, I, under that, it changes my opinion completely. Oh. Well, hold up your flag, babe. Here I am for Chris. It's all about Chris. But also, like, I don't know if, like, I hope most, like, I've heard stories of people who are, like, especially nowadays,

where, like, oh, I came out and it's, like, it's a very different world nowadays. And, like, the, like, most popular kid in my friend's school was, like, in high school was, like, a gay kid. The one openly gay kid in my school got beat up every day. So, like, the world's a different place. So I can imagine, like, someone coming out now and being, like, I don't really get it, or depending where you lived or your family or whatever. I can totally understand, you know what I mean? Like, circumstances change it. But I don't know.

I don't know. It just became a special thing for me. That's all. Well, I love you. And I'm so happy that you're out and happy and safe. Thank you. I agree with what you're saying. I think it is important. And I think if you're out there and you're not out yet and you're hiding and you're in a tough place, know that it does get better. Jared, what are your feelings on? You know, I'm happy that Chris, it means what it does to you, you know? I'm happy that it makes people happy. And I mean, I don't know. You know, right on. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, okay. So, I'm proud that that's all in Pride Month. Yeah. And also, you are technically, I didn't know this, but technically, you are part of the LGBTQAI plus community. Oh. What? I'm just saying, no, I mean, because they. At some point, it's like, fuck it. Why don't we just alphabetize it?

I heard a Republican call it the alphabet mafia. And I was like, that's iconic alphabet mafia? That's dope. I sigh because now like corporations are doing education for like the different letters. And so my mom had attended one of these like classes on what it means to be gay, probably in support of her gay son. And she was showing Shane and I some of the letter abbreviations, some of which I didn't even know.

But Shane's wrapping around to what is the one that you're part of the community, if you're not a community but is it because you're an ally also let me just before I get into that I forced your mom to show us this uh work meeting thing she did are we going to get trouble for type of okay so she did you know she did this thing and it was like a google chat and so it was her and a bunch of other employees and then like a gay lady I mean right gay lady that sounds offensive but it's literally I think she was by I think it's a lesbian don't buy erase her right a lesbian A lesbian woman And she was teaching

You know, all these Cairns About gay shit I was going to say What do you teach? It's like What does it mean to be gay? He likes dudes

You know? Well, What else can you say about it? My favorite part of it was There was a section Where it was like Now we're going to talk about Terms that you're not supposed to say

But some gay people will say them Because they're taking it back You know, or there's a D word He's Yes, there's no lesbians in the room We can't have an intellectual conversation and not say the word, though.

What is the word? Chris? I don't think I'm allowed to say that. I have, okay. I'm friends with the lesbian, and we use that word to each other sometimes. So I'm just going to, but I'm not going to say it publicly. But you can say it. Let's roll play.

I'm her. See, and this is why you need the seminars, because us as even gay guys don't know if we can say the D word because. And I got to be honest, the last kind of person I want to piss off is like, Oh, a lesbian. A gangster, like a big, a lesbian, you know what I'm saying? A D word. I don't want to bitch off a D word. You know what I'm saying?

I didn't know the D word. I didn't know. That's kind of what I meant by gangster lesbian. I don't know if that makes it feel better for words. Anyways, there's a lot of new letters that I didn't even know about as a gay person, so I felt educated as well. But yes, if you're an ally, you can now be part of the LGBTQIA. Oh, so I can say whatever I want.

So you. Oh. I mean, I have wanted, to me, Jared, if I feel like you're saying it in a loving manner, just like when you said, Chris looks gay, it's fine. Okay, well, let's test it out. Happy pride, everyone. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you skipped right over me. Yeah. Oh, sorry, what are your thoughts on par?

I've never been more annoyed when I opened Instagram because I do feel like it's an opportunity for a lot of people to cash in on attention or money, like you were talking about Target. But after I really thought about my anger in all of these straight people with their gay, gay, gay posts, I thought, well, even if they're just trying to get attention, like, what does it hurt me if they're furthering a cause, that the sentiment is good? Even if I see behind the curtain that they're just like, maybe I'll get 20 extra likes. Well, just saying. It is an algorithm booster for this month for sure. Oh my God, wait. So here's what I wanted to do to help with Pride Month. I thought it would be good to debunk some gay myths

that a lot of young people believe and maybe it keeps them from coming out. I remember when I was young, I would hear things about gay people and it would make me think, oh, I could never do that because, like, that's gross. What?

You're doing a lot for Pride Month right now. The community's happy right now. Well, one thing that I always heard when I was young was that, oh, gay guys always end up having to wear diapers when they're older. Because they get fucked in the butt, and their butts fall out. Like, they just can't hold the copes.

And I 100% believed it. We had a gay neighbor, and I was like, oh, my God, does his butt fall out? Does he wear diapers? I 100% believed it. Well, you know, my fear. What? Well, essentially, prolapsing. Oh.

But don't you have to get, like, real fissed? Like a bunch. Well, I go, Google. it because I wanted to debunk the myth because if you're young and you are afraid of coming out because you don't want to wear a diaper when you're older it's not a real thing's not a thing your butt is made to to expand and go back like you know your poops your poops are the size of dicks sometimes bigger should I do something bigger your poops can be the size of dick sometimes bigger and does and do does your mom wear a diaper per poop no I bet your mom's

butt is tight okay what don't look at me shit Look at Jared. I bet you're, I bet our mom's butt is really tight. Yeah, what? You could always tell by how the fart sound. Oh. Oh, there's a quick. Wait, no, because that's another gay myth.

Oh, well, there it is. That gay people fart, they fart like, yeah, that's not true. Yeah, we can attest to that. I actually had a friend, though, not to interrupt, but I had a friend when I was younger that could suck air into his butt and fart it back.

out. Oh, like the orchestrated burps. Yeah. It was famous for it. Well, I spent the night at his house one time, and you could hear it's like, and then it would just be, he could control it. So it's like, hey, you want like a medium fart, you want like a lightweight fart, you know, you want a big massive fart, and then it would just be like, but that's his butt that you're doing. Oh, yeah, this would be his anus doing this. This is kind of a random side note. Oh, just really quick to debunk it, gay guys' butts don't fall out. They don't have to wear diapers. Unless they're

getting horse fucked or fisted. And that is specific, but I don't, I even think that getting fisted, your butt goes back to normal. So then what's pro lapsing? That's, people want to do that. Some gay guys like to be fisted and then when you pull out, it makes a big, uh, like duty bubble. Have your anus fall out of your ass? And then if you touch it, it feels good. I guess I'd never try it. I'm just happy bread. So it makes me think of like how camels will throw their stomach out to cool it off to cool it off that if I could throw my butt out to cool it off

I would I would I mean we could experiment but I like how this whole segment started I really thought a lot about what I can do for pride all right continue done more damage than good

no no young boys it's fine your butts are fine oh that's going to get taken out oh okay Honestly, no one even acknowledged my gay bear flag. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Chris, do you want to do a flag hall?

So behind Chris, he has, we have the pig statue who is resting on top of Jojo Siwa's shoes that she left at my house. That sounds even weirder. Big old lesbian Jojo Siwa. Wait, what is she? I don't know. She's gay. She can say the D word. I love Jojo.

My queen. Did you see she was at like a basketball game? She was in a basketball game, kissing her girlfriend, and it was, like, on the big screen. It's like an icon. If Jojo was at my basketball game, I'd put her on the big screen, too. She's famous. We only have four minutes to piss up the whole WDQA-I-I-plus community. So, yeah, the pig has a Jojo shoes on.

We have a Morocco with a rainbow on it. Oh, we have Peruvian flags. We have a bunch of flags that Chris brought. Chris, do you want to grab the flags? Yeah. I don't want to mess up the audio. Inside of that, Morocco is actually an anal beads. Used anal beads.

Yuck. What? Yeah. I like how that got a yuck. Now the flag I'm most curious about, Chris brought a bear flag. Now, how do bears... I want a flag. How do bears have their own flag?

Yeah, the bear community has a flag. It's like bears, chasers, chaps, everyone in the bear community, which is this flag. Wow, that's so cute. Where did you get all these flags? Amazon. Okay. German flag? Uh-huh.

Nine? Peruvian flag. Okay. Okay. American flag. Okay, good job. Because these are all the things I am and a gay. See, I was like, I'm going to get just this.

And then I'm like, no, but I have to get the bear one. But I'm like, but I am German. I'm proud to be American. Are the colors on the bear flag like representative of anything? Or is it just a Cheeto bag? I'm going to be honest. I don't know. But it has the bear paw at the top.

Do you see it? I think it's really cute. I actually, really quick, because we only have a couple more minutes. What? Sorry. Hold on. Super fast. The reason of the colors of the flag of the bear pride flag are meant to include the colors of the furs of different, like, bears throughout the world.

Like, anyways. But they're not fucking bear, real bears. They don't know. Wait, they don't know that. What are you talking about? Wait a minute. They think they're fucking, like it. It's so weird, dude.

Okay. Okay, got it. Wait. Is that a bear? month showing if our asshole got loose 10 seconds and we're going to take a quick little break I'm going to go prolapse and when we come back oh my cut it's probably a good thing about that guy all right leave our back it's like I dare you to put that all on the internet you know what's crazy is now every time somebody comes up to me and says like I love your podcast

I instantly know that they know what my dick looks like Oh yeah Same vibe I want to say really quick I did see a comment that like Seemed to believe that like a grower meant your dick is like in any fully

Before it comes out Oh no And that's I just wanted to clarify for that one comment That that's not what a grower is It's just when it grows like I don't know this specific we talked about this a lot But should we just take our dicks out Is that what you want to?

That would be the best thing we could do Like, it, take our penis is up. I actually felt very empowered by the conversation. Me too. And, you know, seeing comments and getting messages about it. I was like, yeah, dude. You're taking the word back. I'm part of a very, very strong growing community.

I think we should fight to add grower to the LGBTQIA. I think it should be LGBTQA. There's already a G. LG. Minus. Or I'm trying to think. Minus. I don't think that's good representation.

All the straight growers are now a part of the community, too. Love it. Technically, cis growing, but anyways. The cis growers. Wait, doesn't, okay, never... He's a cis grower. Okay, what does cis mean? You were born as a boy, and you identify as a boy.

Yes. I learned that through my mom's course. A bunch of Karen, Shearing. Those should all have a podcast, Karen, Sharon, Sharon. If there's not a podcast, Cairns. Okay, I can't. I'm like, I wish I had a K to the community. Now listen, this is something that I saw come up a lot on Instagram.

Whenever I ask what we should talk about, a lot of people want us to talk about depression. And, you know, a lot of people asking, what was the lowest low you've had and how did you get out of it? Why are you laughing? It's like on the news when it's like This week McDonald's brings the McReed back Five people murdered at 7-Eleven last night You know like

Yeah I guess I should have waited a beat Before I went into depression Oh Laughter is the best medicine You know Yes Holy shit You know, I don't think, okay.

Are we high? What's going on? I can't stop laughing today. Holy shit. Okay. Depression. We're just proud. Um, oh my gosh.

Okay. Depression. Yes. Uh, no. Listen. It is something. Should I move on and we'll come. back to this because like I don't know why it's like maybe do you have a funny segment okay

let's go back to this we look like an evil fucking group of people should we talk about depression you know what before we could talk about depression oh let's do something else we know what's coming I can't be cry laughing talking about I'm looking my darkest moments. I finally figured out a segment for you, Ryland. I don't know if it's gonna work. I think it is gonna work. I have been looking for a segment for you for so long

because I'm like, what's your thing? Like, Jared has cheat tricks. Chris has Peruvian facts, German facts. I have, whatever the hell this is, like, what do you have? And I figured it out. One of my favorite things that Ryland does is he talks in his newscaster voice

because he used to be an entertainment reporter. Pute Pie comes out as gay on Twitter, you can't miss it. And I actually found out about it on our third date because I was so bored and we were sitting there and you wouldn't talk to me. And I was like, how do I get him out of his shell? And then I was like, oh, so like, you know,

do you like being an entertainment reporter and you're like, yeah, I don't know, whatever. And I'm like, well, why don't you do it a little bit? Do it for me. And you were like, what? And I was like, why don't you order our meal in your entertainment voice? Like I wanna hear it.

Well, that's the last person I ever expected a coming out from. And then you did it and I cried laughing. It was my favorite thing ever. And then I kept making you do it for like the first year of our relationship for everything. But then I realized you haven't done it in a few years. And I was like, wait a minute. This is your segment, babe.

I was like, what we should do is at the end of every episode, we should do Rylind's recap. And you'll do like an entertainment reporter recap of what we talked about on the show. I'm Rylind Adams. Thanks for watching. See you soon. So I got you a mic because I want, listen, I want this to be a moment, right? I even have a theme song. You ready?

But what if this flops? It's a lot of pressure because it's. improvisation like let's just hope for the best it's improvisation all right hit me with the theme song all right like camera action rylid's recap is about to happen rylans recap that was so wendy so here we go i love that that was wendy it really was so wendy that Honestly, the segment inspired me. Okay.

Chris is cool, he's from Peru. His Peruvian facts are fun for me and you. Chris. Yes. I thought, instead of doing our typical Peruvian fact, we would do a gay fact. Do you have a gay fact of the day for us? I do.

When do you think the first erotic kiss between two members of the same sex in a movie was, if you had to guess? Brokeback Mountain. Nope. That was like 10 years ago First gay sex in a movie No, kiss

Oh yeah So what did I think gay sex? You're like first raw dog Has that happened yet? We still waiting on it That would be huge for Pride Month That'd be huge That'd be huge

And Wait first gay kiss in a movie I'm gonna say 1980 I was gonna say Oh wow I was gonna say 79 before he said 80. 64.

It was 1922. Whoa. And it was Cecil B. DeMille's film Manslaughter in 1922. Apparently, I had the first kiss between two members of the same sex. That's an iconic name for a gay movie.

Manslaughter? The first leading lady to kiss another female. Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're all shook to its women. Hold on.

To add on to that, Jared, you texted me the other day and said, oh, I have a German fact. Yeah, I do have a German fact. And it kind of goes with the gay theme. It's, yeah, it could be gay. Very gay. So, as everyone knows, we had a pretty big grower discussion on the last episode. Uh-huh. And one of the things that was, I found out, is that in Germany, they actually have names for a grower and a shower.

So they've really brought it to the, to the forefront. and made a big deal about this. So a grower is referred to as blute penis, which means blood penis. That's everything. Oh, because with blood, it goes, whoop, it grows. There it is. And a shower would be a flech penis,

which means meat penis. Meat penis. Whoa, I've got a meter. Maybe that's what we should be, three blutes and a flech. Or three, three bloods and a meat. Three? That sounds like gangster. So this is a lot of gay.

Do you think we're going to lose people for being so gay? Why would you say that on Pride Month? Why would you say that? Wow. Hey, Chris, Chris, tell us again why this month means so much to you, dude. We need another gay moment that's really meaningful. I'm saying we've got to keep audience retention. I've seen a lot of why.

We talked for 25 minutes about our growing dicks. tell you something a lot of wives like you said are getting their husbands their straight husbands to watch our podcast so we just want to keep the retention we want to keep them intrigued but I will say I used to have a very straight voice and I was wondering if it was fabricated or if it was natural to me because I wasn't out and then the gayer I got the more fabulous I got wait interesting straight voice that is a thing I think right like I used to do that for sure if you watch old vlog I can't I can't watch old videos that I used to make because it's painful because I don't I'd be like, come stop you crying, it'll be all right. I'd literally, videos started to be like, so, guys, Chris, be here. And I want to die. Wait, okay, just for fun, let's do our straight voices. Jared, it's not fair. You can do your gay voice.

Okay. All right, let's start with you, Chris. So what was your straight voice when you were in the closet? I mean, oh, God, I don't even know if I can naturally do it now, but I, you know, I tried so hard. It was, like, every video or every time I talked to anyone, I'd be like, what's up? How's it going? My name's Chris.

You know, like, work it. I just got a meat penis from that. Okay, that seems anti-gay too. What? You're like saying you like his straight voice. You're turned on by his straight voice. Happy pride. What do I do?

I can't win today on pride. I'd be like, hey guys, I'm Ryan. Oh. That was gay. Oh, so we can't say that. That's like, I can't say that. Fuck. No.

No, but my voice, like, if you ever watch any of my mind, old videos as well they used to be very straight why did we do this i don't know i honestly don't know if it was even conscious to not get beat up what do you mean no nobody was going to beat me up in hollywood california for being gay well i think i think it is childhood stuff though because yeah when you're a kid and you know you think gay you think hey oh do you want to do it hey too good wait wait wait do it Wait, let's do it. It felt gay.

It was good. Pride. Can you say yes, huntie? Yes, yes, honey. Wait, what? Why are you so fucking good at this? I thought the grower thing would be my most embarrassing moment on the podcast. All right.

Wait, you're like so, you know what you look like right? Would you do that? Like, on Rupal's drag race, when they're out? of drag and they're doing like confessionals he looks like one out of drag right oh yeah um yeah okay anyway work it so yeah i think you know when you think when you're young in the 90s and 2000s you don't want to get beat up so you talk like all the straight boys on disney channel like hey what's up yeah so i think i even used to do it like in my old videos it's like hey guys what's up check them out come back and forth to the site and um tell your friends about it and yeah it is

fucked up because honestly you got so gay since i started dating you but i think this is and you're so much happier but i don't think i'm putting on a voice as i talk now i think this is my natural voice but i think what's interesting is such as a straight voice some gay guys go to the extreme and put an inflection on to be more gay so it's like it's it's just an interesting thing like where is one's natural voice and where do you project for public persona i mean even elizabeth holmes not even gay but it's like it is interesting no voice inflections it's weird that like certain ones that that's the uh the scammer professional scammer the blood the blood thing there i have i have the blood but she put on that voice because she wanted to she wanted to portray something which means like the voice

inflection means something so but right now i do think i'm at my true natural voice i don't think on a voice. Yeah. So here I am. I'm proud of you for being yourself. All right, well, I think we should get

into some cheap tricks with Jared. He's got a pocket of change. He makes a lot of sense when the price goes up. He'll get it for less. It's cheap tricks with Jared. Oh, you said you have a new song.

So here's the thing. You know, the last time we got a cheap trick jingle from Loomy Lifestyle. Yes. Kind of felt like a little of a diss If you're trying to budget

It's the remix And no he ain't budge Never he switched Broke motherfucker Okay So it's just Jared bitch And I did say That I was gonna come back

With some sort of a rebuttal And you know I wasn't planning on being like The most hip hop You know having this be a hip hop podcast You know what I'm saying? Yeah that's what this has been So in honor of

Pride, man. Basically, the hip-hop world needs a battle right now. We need some sort of a battle, some sort of a beef. No one's doing it right. So what I did is I am in a group with a man by the name of Bone. What? You're in a rap group? Yeah, it's like something we're just doing a very small project together.

They're nothing to elaborate, but just for fun. But I had Bone, who also is a very amazing lyricist, make a track for me for Cheap Tricks. So we do have that. And there might be a little disson there, you know what I'm saying? Oh, you're trying to start a beef. It might be with Loomy Lifestyle. You know, let's see.

Let's see what we can make happen here. All right. Well, here is the Cheap Trick song by Bone. Cheap tricks, we cherry, cheap trick. with it's chariot Caviar taste With the Burger King budget Cheap tricks with Jared

You gotta love it You ain't got the dough to spend He's searching trying to help you win Stack up them dividend Sheldit savings with your friends In the end When it's all over Fuck a loony lifestyle

For one of us more a kosherstia Oh Cheap tricks Cheap trick With The production is dynamic I had to shorten it Just a little tiny bit

So I think I cut out the last Jared Wow Well I like that good job bone okay so what is your cheap trick i found something that's gonna not only save you money but possibly make you money i'm in so i'm not i'm not sure if you're aware yeah my i went from bloop to flish real quick so i'm not sure if you guys are fans of wendies of course i am so at wendies they sell something called a frosty keychain that's two dollars you could buy it between November and December and for that $2 you can go into a Wendy's and with any purchase so it could be

the cheapest thing they have you present this keychain and for the whole year and get a free Junior Frosty with any purchase you're kidding me I'm not kidding do they just not promote this because I never heard of this they don't really promote it a whole lot it's kind of like you have to know but it's cool because 85% of the proceeds go to a charity for Dave Thomas but my thought is and you could actually buy these online so people are like scalping these key chains you know if you really want to get go hard in 2022 still but i'm thinking you take a friend you say hey you want to you want a frosty you know and then you go and get some fries you say oh yeah it's just a dollar you get their dollar you get a free frosty and you buy your own fries wow you took in the

scam to a whole other level yeah all for charity i'm just saying wow well good cheap trick I'm going to set my calendar right now for November, so I remember. There you go. That was a wrap. I do want to talk about the depression thing. I know we were laughing. I feel like we got our giggles out. Now let's go there.

What was our darkest moment and how do we get through it? I'm not going to start with me because I feel like mine is obvious. I feel like I've talked about it a lot. But I'll get to me. Chris, what was your darkest moment and how did you get out of it? Ooh, I mean, I've had a couple really dark moments, but very recently, like, the last two years have actually been, like, probably the toughest time in my entire life. But two things happened. Last year, my dad had a heart attack, and he flatlined, almost lost him.

A. Chill's thinking about it, it was the toughest thing in my life. My dad's a very, like, tough German dude. My whole life was, I'm like this man is, like, Superman. He nothing hurts him. Like, he's never broken anything. You know what I mean? He's just, like, the tough as nails, like, old school dude. dude and seeing him like oh sorry getting emotional seeing him like in a bed like with a thing

breathing for him and like not knowing if he would wake up was the toughest thing in my entire life so that happened last year and immediately I was like oh I'm a useless human I don't know how to do anything I go to my dad for everything I'm screwed what and I was and like I had all these thoughts I was like I never got to talk to him and all these things it was really really painful and from then afterwards I started having the sensation of I kept being convinced I was having heart attacks, and I would be in and out of the hospital for months, like, convinced I was having heart attacks, and we couldn't figure out what it was. And then doctor was like, it's just anxiety, and they tried giving me anxiety medication,

depression, medication, all sorts of things. And that was just incredibly tough, and I'm still not over that, followed by my 10-year relationship ended, and it ended in, oh, I won't go into specifics of how, but how it, I feel like it couldn't have ended worse. We've talked about it. Couldn't have ended worse. The things that happened were awful. and yeah it's i'm still dealing with that i'm still trying to get over that and there are days i wake up

just sobbing and like they're like it's really tough so what you're saying is you haven't got through it uh i'm getting through it but you're trying but i mean i can get really deep the one that i have gotten through was when my ex uh not the most recent ex but a previous ex but my previous ex, my first real relationship, cheated on me. And after I found that out, I cut myself. And it was very deep, and it was there where you could see veins and stuff, and you can still see the scar from it. And, I mean, yeah, it was really, that was probably the toughest thing that I got through.

I'm okay now, obviously, I got through that. But I really tried that day. Like, that was the toughest thing, you know, being cheated on ruined me. like mentally I've always had trust issues and stuff and like that was really not cool so I really don't like cheaters um but I thought things would never ever get better I regret ever doing that and I thought there would never be like a brighter moment ever after that and even though I'm even right now I'm going through so much but I feel like in so many ways I've talked to my therapist my life is in like the most positive place it's ever been like financially I can live on my own which

even though I live in a crappy apartment is like impossible to do in LA and I can do that and like I'm making it on my own I'm like oh god sorry you know like I've made it through tough times and things keep getting better I've met you guys you guys have done a lot for me and my life is going up it is getting better and like no matter how dark it seems it will for sure get better but oh I'm sorry I'm getting emotional but yeah that was so much but yeah that was really tough and and even though in the moment it seems impossible and it seems like it will ever get better. I don't have great advice other than it will a hundred percent get better, even though it seems

impossible. But, yeah, I know everyone's path to getting better is different. But anyways, that's my story. If you would have done anything to hurt yourself, I would have killed myself and then joined you in the afterlife and made your afterlife a living life. Because I would have been so fucking mad. Oh, my God. Has your therapist said something that

has like helped, like, has there like been a standout moment maybe in therapy that has like been an aha moment? Like I'm just curious what a professional might say when you're in that position. Something for my current thing that happened with like the relationship ending and dealing with that and sort of the unhappiness I'm feeling a lot now is my therapist said that a lot of my unhappiness and depression comes from living in the past or in the future because he's like, you're either so worried about the future or you're thinking about the past, you know, relationships and things and how it ended.

And you're not thinking about right now. He's like, and that's why I brought up my job. He's like, right now, how's your career? And I'm like, oh, better than ever. And he's like, great. So that's really good. Right now, how's your current relationship? I'm like, great.

Healthy. I didn't know relationships could be this healthy. And he's like, great. And he's like, see, so if you focus on the now, your now is actually great. And I was like, oh, I guess it, even though I don't feel like it is at all. I feel really depressed. And he's like, yeah, but that's because you're living in the past and do you constantly spiral?

Like, do you find yourself and like thought, like, I spiral pretty. But I think of oftentimes my thinking of like, okay, what am I thinking out? Is it something that's happened already that I have no control over? Is it something in the future? Is it right now? And I'll try really just focusing on now, I think helps me. I had something very, because me and you are very similar in that way. That's also, I mean, not to say, not to put everything on, you know, or zodiac sign.

Because I don't think mental illness is connected to Zodiac, but I will say being a cancer, thinking about the past, overanalyzing everything, worrying about the future, like never being present is like a huge thing that I've dealt with. I know you've dealt with. And I mean, for me, my therapist gave me these tips. And then I talked about it on Instagram or something. And then people were like, are you a Scientologist? Because I guess it's something they say.

But maybe I am. No, I'm kidding. But it works. But yeah, it's grounding yourself and, you know, saying when you're having a panic attack and you're freaking out, closing your eyes and saying, what do I, what do I hear? What do I see? What do I smell? What do I feel? Like thinking of one thing for each of your senses to ground you in the moment. So you're not thinking about the past. You're nothing about the future. You're not spiraling. You're like, I feel this couch. I hear the air conditioning. I smell my ass crack.

You know, and really grounding yourself. But not poop. But not poop. Thank God. No shower. And, you know, it does help ground you and it brings you back to the moment because that is such a huge part of my depression throughout my life has been obsessing about the past, freaking out about the future, thinking about all these dark thoughts. And yeah, if I was just more present, maybe that wouldn't be such of a thing, which has helped a little bit. Jared, what was your darkest moment? You know, it's hard to say like what my darkest moment ever was. I can say recently, you know in recent memory I went through something where I had a truck and it was a very nice truck like the truck I always wanted and it was the first brand new car that I actually got like myself

and all that stuff and I started having issues with it you know like three years after I got it and I put all kinds of money into it deaded myself out to get this thing fixed and then I was actually headed to mom's house one night and the truck caught on fire. That's going to blow up, man. I don't know what the fuck we should do here. Like the engine caught on fire. I was in the car.

My wife Sandy was in the car. Dogs were in the car. And like it's a pretty creepy story actually in a long format form, but just to kind of make it short. So basically I lost my truck. You know, I didn't have a car. I was borrowing somebody's car. all this stuff was going on but it just made me feel like uh i think maybe just that in in in combination with other feelings i was having at the time it intensified it because i really

that truck was like a symbol to me of something that had achieved and it was representative of myself and i felt like well there's no in hell i could get that truck again so i was thinking about what the next car i might have to get is and all this stuff and it What ended up happening is I got real down about it. I got real bum because it was also like six months of a nightmare with this car, you know, getting it fixed and all this money that it was costing me and it was a lot of stress. But what it made me realize is in analyzing the situation, I was allowing a material object to define my happiness, you know, and I was putting a lot of emphasis on materials making me happy. And like, why am I allowing myself to do that? And it helped me kind of put life into a different perspective, you know?

So, but it was a pretty dark moment. Like, I really was going through a lot in that time. I mean, because of other shit going on as well. But it was tough. But I just had to focus, again, like kind of Chris was saying, what's happening right now? What do I have that I'm grateful for? What makes me happy? And just kind of really analyze where I'm pulling sources of happiness from.

because if my happiness is coming from something that could just blow up and go up in flames and then it makes me this much less happy, then I obviously have a problem prioritizing where I'm placing my energy and like where I'm placing my happiness source from. So that's just an example. I mean, I have dark times in my past and stuff too, but that's just a recent one.

I think a lot of people might be able to relate with it, you know. Well, yeah. I mean, anytime you get hit with something like that, it's like. Well, also. It was also very traumatic, I mean, like, fuck, because I was just driving and boom, that my car was on fire. So I remember the next, like, two days, I drove mom's car, which is the same making, like, the same make of the truck that I had.

And I had to pull over, like, 10 times driving 100 miles because I kept hearing little noises. And it was really hard for me to drive a car for, like, a month without feeling like any noise was going to result in my fucking car blowing up. but now I got a super reliable car it's nice and it's you know I feel blessed with a brand new car I just can't believe that they can get away with that and not have to be at fault themselves it's pretty fucked up me I don't want to

it was a it was a silverado truck and there's actually a class action loss it's one of those things like nobody told me that there was all this shit that could go wrong with my truck until it happened and then everybody had a story about something happening with this truck it's like what the fuck dude Like, it's like, you know, when you get something done,

oh, my cousin could have done it for half the price. Yeah. Which LifeHack just tell people that you already had it done. So then when they tell you their cousin could have done it for a better price, then you can say, right on, can I get your cousin's phone number? That's a G trick. Wow, who did I thought depression would lead to a good trick? It always does.

It leads to a trick nonetheless. I mean, for me, I don't want to harp on it too much because I feel like I've, at some point I really do. do want to talk more about the cancellation and what it felt like because I think I think every year that goes by I think more and more people can relate to the experience of being canceled because it's not just YouTubers that get canceled it's literally everyone like teachers in your in your everyday jobs like an employee says something about you now you're fired and now livelihood being your livelihood like all these things so much worse than being a YouTuber like how was so in the at the end of the day I was very grateful and lucky that you know we have a house and we have and I have you and have all these things but yeah like I can't can't imagine being a teacher and a bunch of things are happening and now you're canceled and you're fired and like now you can't provide for your family. That's so fucking horrifying. So it is something I kind of want to talk about at some point more in depth. For me, what I will say is this. The darkest moment obviously was a couple years ago. And I think the hardest part of it

was feeling very um alone and like all my self-worth everything was gone and it was kind of like you know i mean i had you obviously and i had family and stuff but i felt very like i don't what do what do i have to offer now i'm tainted i'm cancer i nobody wants to be by me nobody wants to work with me. Nobody's going to want to make anything with me. And all I want to do is make stuff. And now no friends are going to want to be friends with me. Nobody's going to want to be near me. I'm cancer. Oh my God. I'm a cancer. No, sorry. No, it felt like I was a disease. And that can make you feel like you don't want to live. And I think going through therapy and really reconnecting with myself and finding out what I have to offer besides, you know,

making things on YouTube and like I have more to offer as a person and like in the real world I can I can help people I can you know connect with people I can make someone's day by talking to them and maybe maybe they just wanted somebody to talk to you like there's real life connections that you can make with people and it kind of makes all the internet stuff seem pointless and stupid because it's not real it is but it's not and the more I was connecting with myself as a real person and helping people in real life and getting in touch with myself um that was when my wanting to live started to come back and so i think for me if you're feeling really depressed and you're depressed because you know sorry i know we don't have much time but if you if you're feeling depressed and you're feeling like like a loser like you have no worth like you're lonely you suck everything you does everything you do sucks nobody likes you nobody cares help someone else get out there and help someone else do something for someone else go walk somebody's

dog literally it sounds stupid but do something for someone else because helping another human being beside yourself will make you feel purpose and there is so much purpose out there in life and it it doesn't have to involve you know you getting validation from people on the internet it can come from you helping other people in real life so go help someone go do something for somebody um yeah okay we're going to take a quick little break when we come back rylan's depression okay let's cut for a second um rylan what was your darkest moment how'd you get out of it i mean just piggybacking off of what had happened to you i think it was something that was very traumatizing for the both of us being that the life we had built together was largely based upon uh our our identities were

wrapped in what we were doing and especially you who had been on the internet for years and years and years like you were your internet career so to see all of these relationships and things that you have built for so long not actually being real like things that we thought were real turning out not to be real because we could see that they're poof in a matter of seconds I think is jarring and I think for me too it's like we really had to step back and find who we are without all of that and that is when I started meditating a lot like I did like that and the whole thing of meditation is being in the present moment so I think I found meditation through that I feel like we found like what is real and valid to us and yeah I don't have something super super deep but I mean I think

that is deep I mean listen I think for somebody like you who probably hasn't really dealt with much depression in their life you got hit with a fucking baseball baller that to the face. I remember when I started dating you, I'd be like, so what was your childhood like? And you're like, fine, like whatever. And I was just like, God, I would think, okay, when is the bad thing going to happen to him? Because I feel like everybody has a bad thing happen to them. And he hasn't had his yet.

Oh my God, am I the bad thing? Am I going to get hit by a car? Like, what's the bad thing that's going to happen to Ryland that's going to ruin your life or make you a stronger person? And then when I got canceled, all that stuff happened, I was like, there it is. That was it. And you survived. Hey, what's up? Okay, first of all, sorry if my voice sounds weird, I'm sick. Not COVID, I tested. Don't worry. Not that you could catch it through a podcast, but you know, I still feel weird about it. I don't know. I felt like I should tell you. Okay, couple things. Number one, this next segment is conspiracy theories and a lot of them are visual. So you might just want to skip it or just go watch the video version. I still left it in here because, like, I don't know, maybe it's still fun, but probably won't make much sense if you can't actually see what we're talking about. But if you stick around after the

conspiracy section. If you skip to the hour and 14 mark, that's when all the bonus stuff is going to be there. We did a personality test. We talked about hoaxes. And yeah, it's really fun. So hopefully you enjoy that. And I'll see you next time. And yeah, sorry, I don't know what else to say. I'm sick. Okay, have a good day. Bye. Okay, I'm really excited about today's conspiracies because they involve sublimity messages. Now, a lot of people don't think these exist. Some people think it's all bullshit. but I 100% believe in them. I think they're real

and I think our whole lives have been determined by subliminal messages that happened to Disney movies. Facts. But before we get into that, I have an update. This was sent to me

by a viewer named Megan and she said, oh my God, Shane, look, Mandela Effect confirmed. All right, I'm going to airplay this. This was an ad for Fabriz. Look at that.

Target. Amazon. Fabriz. Spelled with 3 E's. What? Wait, that's current? Yes. How do you explain that?

How do you explain that? I mean... So even Target thinks it's Fabriz. Can we click on one of them? Yeah. And then when we get a live actual view of this or was this like an ad from the past? I think she literally just Googled Fabriz. Let me see.

And this is what came up. Chris, can you Google Fabrice? Just see if that's what comes up. Oh my gosh. It does happen? Even Target remembers it being two ease. That's nuts. Well, four E's.

How can you deny that? Well, I'm just saying. I'm fucking shook. Okay. And then speaking of Mandela Effect updates, you said you had a couple, which surprised me. I do. I do. Do you remember that song in Lamb Chop?

This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on in all my hands. Is that how you remember it, Ryland? Do you even remember this song? Never heard it. How about you, Chris? I honestly don't know what I'm sorry. I don't watch Lamb Chop?

What is Lamb Chop? I watch it every single day. This is the song that never ends. And it's a little lamb chop puppet. I've seen the puppet. But so it's actually, this is the song that doesn't end. Nope, I don't believe you. Google it, Chris.

That's not real. I have been singing that song my whole life. Because the whole thing is it never ends. This is the song that never, it never ends. It's the never ending song. My friend. Sometimes you started singing and I know what it was. You don't know that song?

No, but so doesn't and never kind of mean the same thing in this sense. But that's a lot of these things. But it's not doesn't because I know the song. It's my favorite song as a kid. and it never ended. And Wikipedia even has a thing saying this is a song that never ends on Wikipedia. On Wikipedia it says that? Which is...

Wait, it's literally called the song that never ends. So what are you saying? It's not that? Okay, so look up Lamb Chop. Let's just find the song that doesn't end. Yeah, can you just play it on YouTube? Yeah, let's find that this is like a theme song or something. Lamb Chop song that never ends.

Yeah, see right there, that song that doesn't end. Oh, my God, not Charlie the Horse. Do you guys sound better than this? Is that really his name? Yes, Charlie King. And that's Lamb Chop, Queen. Oh, my God. And Cheryl.

I think that's the lady's name. Why does Wikipedia have this also? Because that's what it always was. And that's why the Mandela Effect pisses me out. Well, it's also referred to as, who cares, guys? We're fucking shook. Yeah, I'm shook. You got us Googling it, YouTube in it, we're shook.

Yeah, come on, guys. Two search engines, but it, come on, we're shook. You guys got yourself shook. We're shook. What else you got? You know, speaking of songs, before we get into subliminal messages, but I saw one about the, Don't Break My Akey, Breaky Heart.

Chris, can you Google the lyrics for Aiky Breaky Heart? Because I think there's a Mandel effect that he never actually says, Don't Break my heart. What? No way. Yeah, wait, what? Yeah, Google it. Just, break my heart, my achy, breaking heart.

So the actual lyrics, but don't tell my heart, my achy-breaking heart. Tell my heart? Right? That's crazy. He never says don't break my heart. Don't tell my heart. That's a lie. Fuck off with that.

That's a lie. We need to get Billy Ray on this couch. What? I need the truth. That is insane. So wait, in the whole song, I mean, I suck it reading. It's going to save me forever, but. It says, don't tell my heart, Mike, you break your heart.

I just don't think you understand. What? Don't break my heart. Right? Yeah. It pisses me off. Okay, guys. This is getting real.

Okay. So, simple a middle. messages. Yes. These are my favorite. I love these so much because the way my brain works, I always instantly see them. And I'm like, how did anybody not see these before? I mean, there's the obvious ones like that Burger King ad where it's, you know, a girl with

her mouth open and a big sandwich going in it and the text is all blow your mind. Clearly not even that subliminal. It looks like she's sucking a big dick. That is truly a flech penis. There. It even says seven incher. Oh my god BK Super 7 intro

And then Tostitos Everybody knows that Subliminal one You know it right No Yeah it's two dudes Sharing a chip Yeah

Inside of the Tostito's logo Is two guys Dipping chips in salsa Wow I know That one actually shook me The first time I saw I'm shook

And then there's the Wendy's one Which I think most people know I don't know Me either Inside of Wendy's collar it says mom Oh, I didn't know that. It looks like a spider.

Yeah, and it's subliminal. It's like it makes you think about your mom. You love your mom. Don't you love Wendy's? That's a theory. And then KFC, they actually got caught doing this one. They put a dollar inside of their chicken sandwich. What?

Oh, wow. It's only a dollar. So I'm going to show you a few of the less known ones. And I want you guys to see if you see what the subliminal message is. Audio listeners, I'm so sorry. Maybe skip this segment. Okay, this first one is Axe Body Spray. Do you see the subliminal message on the bottle?

You really don't see it? The water or stuff? I don't know. This is crazy. What's wrong with my brain? I saw this instantly. Really? Yeah.

It's a sex. What? You still don't see it? Oh, the water stuff is an ass. I was looking just in the water drop itself. Oh, but it's backwards. I thought it looked like a snail. So this one I thought was really weird.

This is the camel's cigarette logo. Do you notice anything weird about this camel? Hmm. We suck. So inside of the camel is a guy standing with a hard dick. What? What? It looks like a stormtrooper.

Do you not see it? The storm trooper with the boner. Okay, this one is interesting. So do you see anything weird with this Coke machine, this vending machine? this vending machine. No? Very subliminal. Okay, I'm gonna show you a video of somebody pointing this out and now you won't be able to unsee it.

Alright, today I'm going to show you the two women on a regular Coca-Cola machine. If you look at the top, you can see a woman laying down. It has her hair right here, her face, the breasts, the slick body, body going down to the feet it's on the top of it is crazy and also if you go a little further down there's another woman her hair is right here with her face big breasts as usual thin body all curve is coming across like a fucking perfect i'm sure this guy sees big boobs everywhere. He just got super stoned and went to the Coca-Cola

You don't see that? You're seeing the McDonald's two boobs? You don't see the fucking naked lady with her tip out? The top one is like I can see where he's coming from at the top but I mean that is literally like Jessica Rabbit shit. That literally is like a naked lady laying there with a boob out. To me it looks

like a naked lady laying but on her side Oh that makes more sense I don't see like nipple I see like side. Okay I see that this one is just really obvious this was dickies dickies are for moving men and obviously it looks like he has a huge dick

and it looks like it's going right up that guy's ass very very bright this is another obvious one this was a sex in the city poster oh my gosh that's a winner is that a real poster I'm assuming that's nuts

that's genius that's a dick wow this one's also very obvious This was Skittles. Sex, yeah. Yeah. See, now you see the sex.

Yeah, it's right there. The other one was a reach. Sexblosion. This one. That's really weird, right, that Skittles would do that. Just a side note. And this one, I feel like everybody knows about this, because this was also an urban legend that was real. So you know the weird thing that's on this Little Mermaid VHS cover?

There's like... There's a penis in the castle. Yeah. If you, yeah, if you actually look close, there is a penis in the middle of... in the middle of the castle. Wow. Disney be doing that. So is that real?

Is that on purpose? So nobody knows why this happened. There's a theory that one of the artists that was working on this cover was getting fired and he was pissed. So he drew a dick in there and was like, fuck you guys, I'm out. But this actually is real and they had to recall it.

So if anybody out there has the original Little Mermaid cover with the penis on it, try to sell that shit on eBay. But it's real. Doesn't the Lion King and stuff have a bunch of like sexual hidden messages? In the movie, yeah, there's a moment where the stars in the sky spell out sex and there's a couple other weird things in Disney movies for sure. They say that, so that part of the Lion King, evidently it's SFX and the special effects people on the Disney movies.

They try to put these weird little things in there to like as a game with each other to see who can catch it. So that's why there's so many of these weird things in Disney movies because it's them trying to see what they could sneak in like under the radar and really only they would get it. You know what I'm saying? But these days with the Internet, though, and people examining everything, I mean, it's kind of easy to spot them now. That is crazy. That's pretty cool. It's like when you move into a house. No, yeah, it is.

Like a lot of people, when they pour concrete, if they do a new driveway or something, they put their, like, prints or something. And those visual effect artists, every time they watch the movie, they can be like, I stamped that movie. I put a dick in there. That was, yeah, the sexual stuff's a little more. Okay, this is a Coca-Cola ad. Do you see it? This is more innocent. It looks like a horse.

What? It looks like the head of the horse, the ice cube. Oh my God, I kind of see that. Wait, yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about. I see what you're saying. Wait, you're not in the microphone. Well, I was going to show everyone the horse. I see it.

It looks more like a dinosaur with an eyebrow raised, like the Rock's eyebrow. All right, well, that's his main. If you're, I would. I wish these were what I was talking about. But no, it's more simple. It just spells coke with the ice, with the bubbles. Wait, go back. Oh, I do see that now.

Yeah. It says it spells coke above the horses and set. I threw that in because of all the dicks. I felt like we needed, you know, something innocent. Also, this is not a subliminal message. I was just scared. Have you ever seen what a stingray looks like when it's dehydrated? No.

Have you seen this? No. It's so stupid, but I was so shook by this that I like. wrote it down. So this is what a fucking stingray looks like. Isn't that scary? That's what they look like. Aliens. Isn't that the scariest thing you've ever seen? That's a stingray. Are they aliens? Is that a theory? Is that alive? Well, maybe this is a theory. Are stingrays really aliens? Because that is the alien inspiration as we all humans know it today. Oh, this one is an ice cream bar at. Oh, look at those cheeks.

Oh, you went girl. Interesting. I saw a guy's ass. Really? Maybe this is a gay test. Great. Okay, and the last thing I want to talk about, just because I love these so much, and I thought this would be fascinating, is glitches in the Matrix. I found a few that I could not explain, and I tried to reason, and I tried to be logical, and I could not figure it out.

So I'm going to show you guys a few of my favorite new glitches in the Matrix, and you tell me what you think happened. Look for the man in the pink shirt in the middle of the screen. where did he come from oh wait do one more time do one more time yeah i didn't see okay oh i see because where did he come from yeah wait play it again this is hold on oh how do you explain that i need to my brain just needs to keep saying i don't No.

Boom. Where did he come from? And there wasn't like a jump cut or anything. Where did he come from? I've watched this video like 200 times and I cannot figure it out. Was it just like a super weird perspective and she was covering him the whole time? I mean, watch. Literally.

Look it. I thought that too. No guy, no guy. Where did he come from? It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Where did he come from? How do you explain that?

It's like he teleported. That's nuts. Yeah. Um, nobody has a I mean, I just I just want to watch it like 500 times. Yeah. To be honest with you.

Okay, this one is kind of the same idea, but it's a dog. Oh. Where did the dog come from? Must have come out of the car. See, that one you actually can almost, there's no way it came out of the car going that fast, but you could almost see it material. I mean, can you like slow-mo it a little bit?

It's just like, whoa. Where did it come from? You can see it materialize almost as a little blurp. That's nuts. It comes. These aren't edited? The only thing I could think of is was it laying in the middle of the street? Is this VFX?

It has to be edited or like just like a weird camera thing or? No, Chris, it's a click in the matrix from the dog teleporter. Well, that's the problem with reacting to these. It's like, how do we justify it when they're like insane? I mean, even if the dog was there, though, wouldn't that, like, like terrify him almost get ran over and he would run away all fast exactly this one i really don't understand so this is from a football game and i watch this one a lot and i cannot figure this out what how does he do that he falls and then he like gets up backwards whoa whoa whoa go away right okay

hold on let me okay he goes for it falls and whoop he like pushed himself but it doesn't make sense to the way in which whoa. It's... I mean, it looks like it's in reverse. Yeah, if you reversed a clip. I mean, I'm sure it's just, they're so in shape that they can just do this, but how? I've never seen anything like that. They're wearing cleats

with spikes on them, so I mean, they leverage the ground pretty well. It does look crazy. Oh, interesting. But it does look like a Michael Jackson dance move or something. Yeah, it looks like a moonwalk. All right, this is a similar something appearing out of nothing. This time it's a car.

Okay, wait for it. What? Where did that come from? That's nuts. How do people capture these moments? Well, a lot of people have dash cams. Was it a car in the right lane that was also turning? Maybe?

I think it was a glitch. See, that's the thing is our brains want to solve them. Yeah. If you're going to show up this. these videos our brains are going to try to be like well there's got to be logic i mean no i'm just saying it doesn't even seem logical what i'm saying okay this this one's more just funny oh whoa how did he do that wait how do he like vacuum suctioned it in i actually know how he did that how i do that with almonds he like he like

Snap it? No, you just pinch him and like, you know, the force of you pinching it shoots it. This one is actually a miracle caught on camera. Okay, so you see this guy. And then he tapped somebody on the shoulder. That guy moves out of the way, almost gets hit by a gate. Whoa.

So the theory is that the guy that was walking that tapped him on the shoulder as a time traveler, and he came back in time to say, hey I'm going to save you that's incredible because how would he have known that that was going to happen yeah maybe the like yeah watch out for the car but how would he know about that gate who so casually taps someone like that while walking yeah right that's the scariest part it's just hey just a stranger just being like gate coming whoa that is pretty crazy that's actually insane right what the hell is the gate doing that's the other part where did it come from That's not a good advertisement for that gate.

I'm kind of confused, like, what's happening? This is the last one, and I'm only showing this because now that, like, you have a Tesla, I'm tempted to take it to a cemetery. Have you seen this? No. This is crazy. So, you know how on Tesla's, it tells you what things are around you? Like, trash you.

So this person, they're in a cemetery and a person in a person in years. Oh, my God. Blinking? No. fuck no the Tesla's a ghost detector that is scary right that's really scary

I mean that is like horrifying that gives me chills we need to go to a cemetery right now yeah let's do a ghost hunting video I mean I don't want to be there you can borrow if you were in the cemetery that happened I would freak out creepy yeah let us know if you have any idea how some of those glitches happened let us know in the comments

because I'm genuinely confused I don't understand especially the football one and especially the car ones like no the Wanda one how did that guy just appear out of nowhere I have so many questions so let us know yeah I need to see like a fucking full video about how that guy appeared

that was still blow on my mind and oh my gosh Ryland you have to give us your recap oh my god of the show in case this fails let me do can I like stand sure

we'll just adjust the camera yes oh my god this is so exciting well don't get too excited it might flop i feel really good about it see when i was doing it in real time there's like a little walk-and-talk element to it where you can walk into it well yeah and that's why i wanted to stand up because it's like on today's episode of the shane dawson podcast the boys canceled themselves don't give it away yeah okay yeah maybe like uh did the LGBTQT AIW plus you'll never what were their comments on today's podcast did we do something

you know did we do some here how about this when I'm doing it you guys can throw out different things oh okay we're your producers yeah you're my we're throw in lines all right well let me play the song and then you're gonna walk into it I mean I can't walk too far but I'll go like that okay Recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the boys cancel themselves on their controversial LGBTQ plus IA community comments, and you'll never believe the strange places they've jacked off in.

Come on, producers. Throw me some things. Oh, oh, um, well, okay. I was just so captivated. Oh, Jared says, Jared's canceled because he says that Chris looks gay. And Jared is unbelievably canceled. You will not believe what's going on on Twitter right now. They're coming at him left and right because he said, Chris looks gay.

This is coming from a straight man, mind. This just in, though. Jared actually is a confirmed ally, so nobody's offended, and everybody is okay. Everybody's fine with it. They are actually excited that he thinks Chris will get. Breaking news, Jared has made a tweet and you won't believe it. Inside of his tweet, it reads, although Jared is not gay himself,

he does make up a part of the A, which is an ally, meaning he is allowed to call Chris gay. Well, you guys, I hope you all... Wait, butts falling out. Oh. It's a rumor and butts don't fall out. The boys also discuss what it's like to prolapse, and shame tells us that it is absolutely,

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on social media we're at the Shane Dawson podcast and we'll see you next week wow I'm proud of you oh my god I can't believe I'm dating Ryan's secrets well you know I see I felt as though it was like a comedy sketch the way you wanted me to do it, but how I did it, it was always serious. It was like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back at it again. It's funny because it's serious. Wow, good job. We'll get there as we go. We haven't done this in a little while, and I really do miss it. We're going to do some anonymous controversial opinions, and I have a song. Nice. Okay, let's see, where is it? Now it's that time in our show where you tell us the things we never wanted to know. Like I eat my cereal

without look and look bold and I love Caitlin Jenner even if that's I'm cool so don't be shy just draw this in line with your anonymous controversial opinions That was like overly epic It was just overly epic

I was like oh my I felt like I could feel a crowd So Jared you was screenshoted I haven't seen these We went on the podcast Instagram at Shane Dawson podcast And asked you guys for your controversial Anonymous opinions you gave us some Jared screenshotsed them Let's hear them out

Not wearing a bra. What? Why in society, is it frowned upon for women not to wear bras? This person is saying, why is that? I think it's the same reason that I can't just run around the world not wearing underwear. Wait, you can, though. I know, but it's not, it's frowned upon. Like, the women in my life are, like, put on some underwear.

Wait, isn't it for health reasons? Wait, do women wear bras for health reasons? Well, I think because if you have big boobs, the brawes, the brawere, supports it so it helps your back, right? Because if your boobs are hanging, it makes your back hurt. I don't know. You're carrying the same weight no matter where it's at. I guess.

I actually think it is purely sexual, why women wear bras. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's to push up their breast to be more, just like high heels. The only reason to wear high heels is to push forth your pelvic and push out your butt to make you more attractive and desirable to men. Wait a minute. Yeah. Why can't girls just not?

wear bras because it's deemed inappropriate is what I'm telling you I don't know why but what I found about health benefits according to a health line article it's saying that bras provide no benefits to women and might actually be harmful to breasts over time oh my god so it's all about it's all bad ladies take off the bras and I'm taking off my underwear come on I'll join you a different article said they provide too much support and can prevent the rib cage from functioning properly okay we need to start a revolution yeah this person shout out to you for this because it's a huge thing no more bras okay women it's bad for you there's very few i think most take them off the second they walk through their door yeah like they get out of public and they're like get this thing

off of me the same way i walk upstairs and take off my underwear that makes me sad i want girls to feel good i want you to be out there with your boobs hanging baby just like my balls. I don't think it's a lot. I mean, they can. Let them hang. Let them hang. All right, what's next? The next one, everyone in the world is bisexual. Okay. I think there's a spectrum. I think there's a spectrum of sexuality and I think some people are more tapped in than others. Some are higher, some are lower. Like, I've definitely known people who identify a straight, but definitely are trying to fuck a guy. Let me explain that.

Like, definitely, you know, they know what an attractive guy looks like. They could, they have a guy crush on someone. And I'm like, okay, but you're strange. I feel like, like even Ryan, like you want to fuck Hillary Duff, but you're gay. It's confusing. I'm definitely not like looking up naked women to have sex with if I was, you know. Well, why Hillary Duff? I had a curiosity.

You really want to have sex with Hillary Duff? Yeah. Have you not seen how banging she is? Okay, you're gay. Well, I was going to say, she just posed naked on the cover of, like, women's health or something. Okay, question. Okay. Could you actually, as a gay guy?

I'm not, like, getting to conclusion looking at Hillary Duff naked is what I'm saying. You could jerk off to a picture of Hillary Duff. I mean, I could, but... Really? Interesting. I mean, I don't... That's not what I want to do, but if we're, like, playing that game, I could jerk off to anything, though.

That's, okay. And finish. That's pansexual. That's very controversial. Yeah. No, I'm just saying, like, if you put it, no, it doesn't do anything for me. I'm saying, like, physically I can jack off in front of anything, but it's not doing something for me. Okay. I think it really depends on what your definition of bisexual is.

You know, a lot of people can sort of have a couple of. drinks and have fun at a party with someone of like even a straight man or a straight woman can get kind of drunk and like make out with a woman or whatever doesn't make her or him bisexual someone experimenting doesn't make them bisexual right but by my definition of what it is I have zero zero zero interest in women like I couldn't be more gay so I don't think I'm at all so you never had a crush on a girl when you were younger no I've never had any romantic sexual feelings to women. You're also very specific with guys though too. Like you're very you don't have you don't think that many men are attractive to you. That's true. Interesting. Jared. I wouldn't say that I've

ever been like gay for a dude. You know what I mean? Or nothing like that. However, I don't, I could tell if somebody is attractive or not. Right. You know, I think one of my favorite things, someone said, I'm not gay. Or it's not a matter of finding men attractive. I just know the ones I don't want around my girlfriend Which is like a very interesting observation Because it's true Because the only reason you would feel threatened Someone being around your girlfriend

Is you must figure that they're an attractive human being Or at least someone that your girlfriend Or whatever we want to be with Who's the celebrity man that you don't want around your wife? I don't really care I mean whoever she's around to be honest with you Because I trust her and all that But she's very into Blake Shelton

from the voice yeah well yeah Blake Shelton interesting Blake Shelton she likes kind of weirdish looking dudes you know which I guess it fits you know well no because like Blake Shelton has

I don't know if you just saw the guy if he's like that's an attractive dude but it's a whole vibe around him like because she likes the vibe and all that and you know Jared you had a personality test that you wanted to give to us and I actually thought this was very interesting Interesting. So I'm going to throw you and Chris. Oh, God, I won't catch it. I'll try. Okay. Wait, I'm scared. Okay, here we go.

Oh, my God. Good job. Thank you. Oh, and Pence. Hold on. It's going to be more of a challenge for Chris. Oh. I'm so proud of myself. Yeah, dude. Um, pride. So this is a he already did this to me earlier. So I've already done this test. But it's a quick little personality. test and you guys at home can play it as well. So grab your paper and a pen and here we go. Jared, take it away. Yes. So the only rules here are don't think very hard.

Just act immediately. Yes, fast. Okay, fast. So I will start now. If you were an animal, what animal would you be? Write it down. Put your hands up when you're done. Okay.

Okay, Chris. Okay. That animal doesn't exist, unfortunately. Name another animal that you would be. Fast. Write it. Fast. Don't think about it.

Oh, my God. Whatever comes to your mind. I have two options. Go with it. Fuck. One of them. Hmm. Are you done, Chris?

I'm done. Yeah. Yeah, no. I am. I don't like my answer, but it's okay. Unfortunately, guys, that animal doesn't exist either. Name another animal now that you are. I'm done.

All right. Okay. Let's go ahead and reveal the answers. What was your first animal, Chris? This is like wishful, I think. I put lion because it's so. opposite of what I am, and I wish I could be brave and stronger. Oh, my God.

Interesting. Okay. Ryland, what was your first one? Monkey. So, the first animal that you say is how you want people to perceive you. That is crazy. You literally, like, guessed the game. Yes.

So just so you guys know, I asked Shane earlier, his answer was dog. Yeah. Whoa. And Ryland, you're a monkey. That you want people to think you're a monkey, which makes sense because you are a monkey. Well, next to his name, I have a monkey emoji. Yeah. You look like a little monkey to me.

I just love monkeys. And like I've always wanted to be able to like, woo, and they're like so flex. I just love it. Okay, Chris, what was your second animal? I have no idea why, dolphin. I think it's just the only thing I could think of. Dude, no bullshit. Like, so far, you have exactly the answers that I gave.

Whoa. And if you give the same third answer I gave. Seems pretty good. Super gay Okay So what was yours again Dolphin yeah A bird

I want to fly A bird Shane's was a cat Yes The second animal is how people Actually perceive you Huh That literally Chris you were a dolphin

100% I think dolphins are so cute That's nice Like like Like Like uh You know And like blowing stuff

Like blowing water out of their heads I don't know I see you doing that Fun and Ryland you are you are fucking bird oh my god I'd never met more of a bird in my life and I'm the guy that needs the bird it's perfect yeah

you're my bird base because you know birds are like you're the little bird from the line is it the lion cat or Aladdin I don't know Aladdin the one that's like hey I don't feel like I'm a bird what if you're like I'm a bird

oh my god wait hold on I wish I could fly. Uh-oh, here we go ahead. Life with Shane and Ryland. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. What?

Right? It's interesting because what I almost put was the same as what you had. And that I think it's more accurate had I put cat. I put cat. I'm definitely a cat. I want to be a dog because they're like sweet and cuddly and like, you know, obedient. But I'm a cat. I'm like pissy.

Don't come to me. I'll come to you. Like not the mood right now. I can't, yow. I can't right now All right now All right What's the third

Third one Shane's by the way Was Monkey Oh For number three Again it was the only thing I could think of And we mentioned bears

Earlier so I put bear But I put a cat So the third Is what you Actually are I thought that was The second

Yeah No the second Is how people Actually perceive you Oh I'm a bear So you actually are a bear.

So this makes way more sense because I do feel as though I'm a cat and I put cat. And Shane's always calling me Cheeto. He's like, you and Cheeto are one. What did I put? Monkey. I'm a monkey. So I've been projecting the whole time. I'm the monkey.

I've been the monkey all along. You're the cat. You're and you're the cat. Yeah, and I think I am a cat. I am a monkey. I'm such a gorilla. Oh my God. When you see videos of them like sniffing their ass and like throwing up afterwards,

that is me i literally pick my ass and smell it not like poop or anything well what else you know like your ass crack it kind of gets sweaty and you put your finger in it and then you smell it no why i just did it by the way and you smell it because you want to know like should i shower today the answer is always yes i'm such a monkey i'm sorry i'm such a monkey um and what are you again a cat you're a cat and what are you again a bear you are a bear which is why i like bears He's manifesting. And what did you put, Jared? Lizard.

I was, I went lion, dolphin, lizard. Do you ground? Lizard. Chris. Yes. You know that girl that went to your high school, she's kind of slutty. And remember she had to get her stomach pumped because she had so much semen in her stomach because she blew the whole baseball team? Is this a mean girl's reference?

Do you remember her? Did she go to your school? What are you doing? She went to your guys at school, right? I'm talking about hoaxes. That is something that I heard so many times from so many different people in my teenage years. Like, oh yeah, there's a girl who got her stomach pumped at a party. And when they pumped it was all semen because she was such a hoe.

I heard it was Little Kim. That was the thing. It was Little Kim had her stomach pump because all the jisms inside of her belly. Jisms? Yeah. That's not cute. I've never heard jizzles before. Yes, Pride Month.

Just kidding. Oh, my God. Okay. No, I wanted to talk about hoaxes speaking. Are you Googling it, Chris? Yes. Wait, really Google it, right? Look up Little Kim, stomach pump, semen.

There is a little Kim story, but Cora says that the rumor never dies and that it's basically unfounded. So it existed basically is what we're getting at. The rumor existed. But it's a rumor, yeah. Yeah, people thought it. So this is what I'm so fascinated by. Before the internet was really popping,

I remember certain things that me in my high school, we would all talk about. Like, this might be a little triggering. There was one about Sierra, you know, let me see you one, two step. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, she's everywhere. I mean, she still is hosting anything and everything.

But do you know the hoax? Oh, no. You don't? Oh, wait, maybe. Okay, wait, what do you think it is? I don't want to say if I'm wrong then you're right because that's what it is there was a hoax that she was I think the technical term is intersex maybe that's probably the more proper term but there was a hoax that she had both genitals and that she went on Oprah to talk about it and this was something that everybody in my high school talked about like oh yeah no Sierra you know she went on Oprah you know all these things I also want to say something I learned from my mom's um gay presentation okay was that There are just as many intersex as there are, oh, do you remember the fact? Redheads. Redheads.

1.7% of the population is, I think, intersex. And that's, yes. And 1.7% of the population is redheads. For me, the reason I bring this up is because it's things that people made up, literal rumors that spread so far. I was talking to somebody that I talked to in the UK and he was like, oh, I heard about that when I was a teenager. That shit went global. And it's like, how did that happen? How did it travel before the internet?

from like person to person high school to high school that's crazy the seaman story the sierra story obviously the um richard gear one which is a little older but you know Richard gear is an actor and there was a hoax that he put a gerbil up his butt and went to the doctor's happy pride and went to the doctor and they took a gerbil out of his butt and it's called gerbilling i guess it's a thing no sorry to be so judgment well they put it they put a paper towel roll empty one in your butt and they let a gerbil run in But I don't think that's real. And then he gnaws on the inside of your fucking anus.

It seems like a problem. Well, I don't want to shame. It's definitely kinky, you know? But that was a hoax. And Sierra actually came out and talked about it. She went on a talk show a few years later and she talked about it. She's like, I don't know how this started, but yeah, I'm not intersex. And I've never been on Oprah.

I wish I was on Oprah. Isn't that crazy? And this is what I'm fascinated by hoax is because we all all kind of believe them and then we don't really look into it. We just believe them and then we tell everybody and then they spread. They spread. And that's the problem with clickbait headlines. That's why everyone has such an issue with it.

Right. Well, we're going to make the issue worse because today we're going to be talking about some of our favorite hoaxes and by our favorite, I mean Jared's favorite because you put together some extreme hoaxes and you're going to blow our minds. Okay. This is feeling reminiscent of the controversial episodes that one time. I don't know how mind-blowing these are, but these are fun. Okay.

They're fun. The first one, two girls one cup. What about it? No. Two girls one cup was a movie that came out in 2007. A matter of fact, I remember where we lived. I was in the kitchen. I was getting myself some ice cream.

I was very much so. I was getting some ice cream or food or something. I can't remember exactly what. And I heard this piano noise. It sounded beautiful. I know the song. I thought, what could they be watching? right now. I go to

the computer or I go over to the couch they're looking at two women eating each other's poop. Yes, iconic. It was a porno movie about basically two women, one of them was like pooping into her hand and then she was eating it but a lot of people thought it was real

and I, did you think it was real? It is real. It actually is not real. How? There's a shot of her open butthole, right? Or did I just, is that a Mandela effect? I think it's a Mandela effect. I remember that too. He's actually a director by the name of Marco Antonio Fierto, but that's his thing.

It was just a shock art piece and the fact that people even believed it, because I remember people saying, oh yeah, it's a Brazilian thing. People are really into it. You know, it's like a kink, but it was all just a joke. Yeah, when it was going around, no one in... Siri, look up two girls one cup. No one in my inner circle was question. Questioning the reality of it. We were just accepting it as fact. Yeah, I mean and a lot of people thought it was real. Oh, no, I can't find it

It has a tape been taken down off the internet? No way. It hasn't been taken off the internet. That was a fucking staple two girls one cup original video uncensored That was my high school like that is crazy That was your high school But there's like it was viral like everyone talked about two girls one cup There's like there's a whole series somebody put out about things that were on the internet and like the backstory of them and the history and I recently saw it and I was fucking shocked.

There it is. Okay, hold on. I would watch a documentary with these women and that director. I'm watching her butt open and poop come out. I'm sorry, audio listeners. You guys got to watch it. So how did that happen? Maybe they like used an enema

to get the poop up there. No, like squeezed fake poop. into her butt. Okay, I'm air-playing it. Guys at home, sorry. Okay. No, how you can't fake that? You can't fake that? You can't fake that? Or can't? No, you can't. Maybe they're faking that part.

No, listen. I think it's real. No, no, when they put her eye makeup though. Her eye makeup is fucking everything ahead of the time. If you inject something, listen, listen, listen, listen. If you inject something in your butt, it has to come back out. Okay. Your butt's not going to digest it. Guys, I don't know how the dude did it, but he talks about his fake. It's a joke.

It's a gag. It's not real. What percentage of people do you think actually got off to it? Quite a bit. I don't know. I mean, I don't want to kink shame. All right. Just wondering.

Next. Not on pride. To each his own. The next one, a very fun one. Okay. Balloon boy. Oh, my favorite. Balloon boy was in 2009 when there was a boy.

that evidently was believed to be on a balloon that was traveling in the sky going crazy at any moment it could pop and drop to the earth weather balloon. I believe it was out of Colorado. Just saying.

So the family, they were on the news live this whole time for hours watching this balloon go by. And then out of nowhere, one of the kids talks about, oh, he's up in the attic. Are we getting a TV show?

And it comes to fruition that this was all just a hoax to get this fan. family a reality show because their son survived this balloon boy thing. Yes. And I remember that family. I remember watching it live because the dad made a weather balloon and then it went up in the air. And then the news was like, oh my God, the boy, he crawled into the balloon and he's in the sky. And if it hits like, you know, power lines, he'll blow up. And it was like, oh my God. I remember I was crying. Like mom was praying. It was a whole thing.

And then yeah, turns out the boy was just hiding in the attic because his parents told him to supposedly, allegedly. And then I mean, I think factually on good. Morning America. The little girl was like, brothers, that been the thing. Well, that was the other thing. The clip that I love so much, well, it's kind of sad because he's a kid. It's sad. But during an interview where the interviewer is like, so is this a hoax, is this fake. The little boy gets so nervous that he just throws up. And because just the whole thing is so sad, like a family that wanted fame that bad. But if they want to come on the podcast, they're welcome to it. What is bubble boy or what is balloon boy doing now? They're not far from us if they're still where this happened. It went down in Fort Collins, Colorado, which is an hour away from us. So Balloon Family, if you want to come barf on our couch, maybe. I got to be honest, that's like next level shit. You can't even hate on that. You know, they actually thought we're going to get a weather balloon, this elaborate story. Like, good effort, you know, April effort, for sure.

Harder than a sex tape. Yeah, I mean, definitely. All right, what's the next hoax? Millie Vanilli. Oh, yeah. So this one was interesting to me because it was a pop duo that had number one hits. And at the Grammys, they were exposed as a group that was just pretty. much lip syncing the whole time. Yeah, and there was like actual singers like in behind the

curtain, right, like singing the words. And then millie vanilla would go out there and lip sing. They couldn't just do a track. Yeah. There wasn't people behind the stage. Gould have been cooler. Get the live ambiance. That would have been way funny if a curtain fell and they're just like three fucking huge dude. What was this fucking song? Yeah, you know it's true. There you go. Yeah. But so that was. I mean they fooled the world for like a couple of years and they won Grammys and all this stuff and it was just a hoax the whole time I mean that not a Netflix show well the thing about it is it's half the artists out there today I think

if you're a good performer it is what it is what so many artists lip sing I know but it wasn't their voice oh completely I didn't yeah they had studio musicians record all the tracks and the sad part is the actual musicians I remember watching a documentary about it the actual musicians were told that they were were not attractive enough to be pop stars. Oh, that's hard. So they took their voices and gave them to these really attractive guys. But aren't the songwriters heavily featured in the background tracks of today's music still?

Well, I didn't know this until not that long ago, but the pussycat dolls, you know the pussycat dolls. Loosen up. Yeah. It's only the front girl, Nicole Schwarzenegger. It's only her voice. What? She does all the voices. If you look on the back of the CD, all vocals are done by her.

I think even background vocals. And all the other girls in the pussy guy dolls are dancers. See, I'm a professional recording artist. And when I recorded my song, the guy that made the song, he had to, like, record himself doing the song and then put himself as loud as me and auto tune the fuck out. I'm okay. Next hoax. The next hoax is in 2002. And actually, I had never heard of this one.

But in 2002, there was a group called the Raylion. who actually put out that they had cloned the first human being and a lot of people believed this. They had the scientific proof. They had the baby that they produced. And it was just, it evidently was a hoax, obviously because you can't clone fucking human beings.

But they had a press tour and everything like that. It was on CNN. Can you not clone? And they called it cloned the first boy in January of 2003. And people believed it? People believed it, yeah. For how long? Wow, probably for like six months until they started investigating it and realized that it's impossible, so they obviously couldn't do it.

Okay, wait, how is cloning people not real yet? I bet there's people, I bet it's happening. We just don't know about it. So maybe this is like a double hoax. Maybe they actually brought something to light, and then it's a hoax because it's real. Well, technology advances. I think we're probably almost there. If we're cloning dogs, we're about to be cloning human.

Barbara Streisand cloned her dogs. And explain Simon Cowell. I think he's cloned himself. That is mean. Well, I'm just saying he stayed the same age forever. That was not what you meant. What? Yes, it is.

I think he used to exist. Wait, wait, wait, way, way, way. I'm just saying. Who are you talking about? It's a theory I've come up with. You think Simon Cowel cloned himself? Yeah. You think that's more logical than he got, like, plastic surgery?

I think he even came out and said he got too much plastic surgery and he scared his kid, right? Chris, can you Google that? Is that a hoax? No, I think Simon Cow literally said an interview, I had to stop getting plastic surgery because my kid screamed at me and was like, Daddy, what is that? Oh. He said that. He's an icon. Okay.

It is pretty cool to watch someone get like Simon Cowell will teary-eyed, you know, on those shows. What show is he on America Talent? Oh, yeah. But I'd be like watching him get a little emotional. It's a nice sight. So I got one more. Okay. If we're into it.

I'm in. Lonely Girl 15. Don't get me started. Don't get me started. Start. Just don't get me started. I have too much to say. No.

Lonely Girl 15 was just a persona that was on YouTube that was a vlogger. And turned out the whole time it was just in a production studio. It was all scripted. and it was not real at all, and it was bullshit. You know how pissed off the lonely boy nation was when that was found out to be a hoax? I was the biggest lonely girl at 15 fan ever. I was like, she's just like me. Like she would, you know, talk to the camera and she was a vlogger and she would be like,

my parents are weird and like, I don't want to go to church. Like I was like, oh my God, lonely girl. I want to be friends with her. I was like, trying to DM her. And I was like, lonely girl, we should hang out. I'm a YouTuber too. She was my everything. And yeah, one day I woke up, guess what?

She was 30 years old. She wasn't actually 15. She was from New Zealand. She wasn't even American. She was putting on a fake girl accent, fake American girl accent. That wasn't even her bedroom. It was a studio. She's not even, she doesn't even play with stuffed animals.

How famous was she? Huge. I wish I could have participated in this. So then the persona of her, like, in public, was she getting recognized as her character? Well, okay. So then she went on the Jay Leno show. And she was like, surprise. Yes, it was huge.

And she's like, surprise. She's like, oh, surprise. I just not really me. I don't know what that was. It was supposed to be in New Zealand. That sounded like Zoella. Yeah. And Jeline was like, oh, it's great.

Yeah. That was really, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. And I was throwing shit at my TV. I was so upset because I loved her so much. But it turned out that, yeah, this group, these, I think two guys were like, we want to try to create a fake internet celebrity, the first internet celebrity ever. And then we want to try to create a fake one.

And they did. And it worked. And those guys are actually like really high up in the business. I think one of them is like an agent. I actually know one of them. And yeah, they kind of, and don't worry. When I met him for the first time, it was like 10 years ago. And I was trying to find an agent.

And then I met with him. And he's like, well, I created Lonely Girl 15. I was like, I'm going to fucking leave. I still have beef. I'm still mad. Can you imagine your favorite YouTuber? And then you wake up one day and they're like, imagine me. And then you wake up one day and I'm just like, hello, actually.

I'm 50 years out and this is all a big gag. Isn't it funny? You get canceled and you come out. actually everything you've had it before that's actually a good idea not me that was me

that was scripts it's just me not me no problem who was that just like a great night show everyone else

was writing for me well satire satire okay yeah wow that is crazy anyways so yeah good hoaxes

wow I love hoaxes they were fun I try to bring an element of fun to them you know what I mean but yeah those were some hoaxes

wow I'll just say you know you're saying gel thing is true he's said he's had too much plastic surgery no the plastic surgery yes what was his exact quote on that just says there was a stage where i might have gone in a british accent oh i can't i'm not good at that accent come on oh do the german oh god oh um there was a stage where i might have gone to be too far uh i saw a picture of me from before the other day and didn't recognize it uh as me first of all uh and then

You should play some light piano music. Oh, I will. I'm going to play the two-girl one-up music. And then I feel like every time I've done the German accent, it's like a very different part of Germany. But this isn't a quote, but it says the 62-year-old said, even his eight-year-old son, Eric, whom he shares this or whatever,

was in hysterics after noticing a difference in his face. Oh, my God. That's my nightmare. My eight-year-old is in hysterics because of what I look like. Like walks in the room and goes, Can I get a before and after? That's such a strong word. Hysterics.

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And thank you guys for all the love and support on the show. Last time we asked, if you guys wanted us to keep going, let us know. And you guys were so nice. You sent so many messages and just, I don't know. I'm really excited. I feel so good about this. And, yeah. Keep

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