The Shane Dawson Podcast - Mind Control Conspiracy Theories!

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

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devices, alerts you to real-time threats and more. Start your free trial at order.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Everybody's talking about this and it's like, okay, obviously it's not real. It's kind of, you know, funny, whatever. Then I started thinking, I wonder if things from black mirror have come true. So then I started looking into it. And oh my God, so many things from this show have now happened.

Really? are things that people don't even question. So let me show you some examples of things that Black Mirror is truly predicted about our future. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, sausage party edition. Woo! Let him slap!

Let's helicopter, baby! Round of applause. Is this the type of Shane's likes segment that we would have? Well, you know what's funny? So me and Spencer, we're trying to figure out a way to spice up the Spencer's likes segment. And I was like, you know, it would be fun. If we do Spencer's likes and we look at all his sick, twisted likes, and then I say, guess what, guys? The next one is going to be from one of us.

Oh. We have to guess who liked this. So I was looking through on Instagram's new feature where you can see what your friends are liking. Because last time we talked about this, I was like, Chris, you know, everybody can see your likes. And, you know, all I see is a bunch of, you know, bellies. And you were just like, oh, my God, I need to. Now that I know my likes are public, it's going to change. And it did, because I was going through trying to find all your guys' legs.

Now I was like, cute animals. Yes. I was like, I need to find it. I need to find a big belly twerking, and I need to find it now. And I'm looking and I'm just getting little otter, little otter. I literally just liked the belly first off. Little pony, little otter. And I was just like, where are the bellies?

And Jared, you're very stingy with your life. I really have to feel connected to a post in order to like it. I'm a hard like, too. I think I've liked... Nothing. Nothing. Outside of somebody I know in real life, I think I've liked maybe two things in the last six months. He even said that when he's like, he's like, is like anything?

I don't. No, it's very rare. I think the only one I liked... I don't even really remember... Sorry, I have a bunch of air coming out of my teeth. Oh, I've been water picking. And I don't know if it's like just throwing out all the plaque or whatever's happening, but like, there's so much air flying out of my teeth.

I can talk. Dude. Air pixel, water picks will do that. Speaking of teeth, before the show, we were talking about Ryland's teeth, which by the way are very clean. Very clean. You brush like 20 times a day. At least twice.

I floss twice a day and I mouthwash at least once a day. The reason I brought this up was because we were talking about your teeth and then you got mad at me for having braces. And then I was like, oh my God, did everybody in this room have braces? And you're the only one that didn't have braces. I wasn't mad at you. I didn't have them. Oh, but then I started thinking like, I'm just saying all of you guys have straight chompers.

and I'm a little unique and individualized. I'm not like every other girl on Instagram with teeth too big for my mouth. You did say, though, you were like, I love my crooked teeth, which by the way, listen, I give myself credit for this because you wanted to get veneers

when I first met you and I was like, no, no, no, I love your teeth. Yes, you were like, they're identifiable. They are something that make you stand out because I had met with a big talent agent trying to do what I wanted to do at the time, which was hosting, and they were like, I think you have a lot of potential,

but we've got to fix those teeth. Oh, it's so mean. So mean. Also, then that got me thinking because when you said that, I called you crooked. And then I was, you know, just like, it's a joke.

Okay, flashbacks to my trauma. For never having braces, though, your teeth are so much nicer than mine were pre-braces. Yeah, they're really good. Oh, mine were like this. Yes. I could put entire pretzels

through my teeth. Like, it was insane. I'd like to see that. Entire pretz. No, the reason I brought up was because I called you crooked. Ha, we all laugh. And then I was like,

oh my God, Sounds like a gayslur. Crooked. Is it? And then I was like, is it? Because you're not straight. Because you're not straight. You're crooked.

Bent used to be a gaysler. Yeah, get bent. That's what that meant? That kind of seems like a compliment. That's just been like bend over. Which I guess, yeah. That makes sense. It seems worse.

Then I started thinking like, oh, fun. Pride is coming up. Should we think of fun new gayslars? But like, one that are fun that we can take back. And Spencer's allowed to say. I don't know. What would be a good one? Okay.

Okay, this is fun. Okay, so Crooked, that's new and then fun and fresh. What was the one I came up with a chip fillet? Pudding pusher. And I was so, I was like, oh my God, clap on the back, but then Spencer looked it up and it's been taken. It's already been called for. It is kind of a evolution of fudge packing. Yeah, it's a take on it.

I've heard that one. It's the reboot. I got butt cave. Spurm shitter. Swarm shitter? That's pretty harsh, dude. That's hard. Crapher. Come Crapper.

Cumb Crapper? I think I'm going to go. I'm actually offended. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Let's just end the segment by Spencer screaming, F*** it. No, no, no. Crapher's going to forever haunt me.

Thank you, Spencer. Speaking to come crapping, Spencer told me that he had a really good story to kind of go with Jared's story from a couple episodes ago. Let's take a walk down memory lane. Jared, do you remember when you shit yourself at Target. I haven't stopped thinking about it since. Me neither.

My mom even brought it up to me and I was like, you told me you aren't watching these anymore, so I knew that she was. And you know, I love your mom. Well, guess what? I'm joining the club, folks. Dude, you're number three? Welcome. Welcome home, bro. Welcome home. How did you shit yourself? He's like, at your house,

actually. No, no, no. I was on the public street, thank you very much. Corrine Spock. No, so I went home. I had these, like, salmon from Trader Joe's. I don't know if you guys know this. Like, they, like, roll it up. And I was like, with the cheese and the stuff. Oh, so good.

Well, I kicked it. And I was like, this tastes disgusting. I was like, never, or never get this. This tastes awful. And then I was like, all right, I'm going to go for a walk. And then, like, you know, when you were like, I was like pretty far from my house. And I just ought to walk just like headphones and kind of zoning out. And then you know that suddenly you get the sweat.

And you're like, oh, no. Oh, no. It's happening. And it was like midnight in like a residential neighborhood. I can't believe you're out walking. at midnight. You were eating Trader Joe salmon at midnight. Everyone's impressed by it. Everyone's hard. I did something wrong at every

step. I'm so fascinated by Spencer. I need a live cam. Let's put him on Big Brother. Yes. Oh my God. There's casting. Oh, my God. Can we please get him on Big Brother? Yes. We'll talk about it later. Okay. I've had practice in this one. Okay, keep going. Yeah. There's not much else to it, but then it was just like, it was one of those

walks where you're just like the Clunch Walk, but it was so, I was like so far from my house. I was so sweaty and it was just, it was a disaster. It was a, had to throw a lot of clothes away. Really? Yeah. You actually shit yourself?

I know, and I was as, I, I would. Well, what, what was the moment of impact? Like, it was so far from your house. I was, I could see my building and I think my body was just like, sorry, like, the bad fish just, just, just, it just, it just needs to swim out. And then it wasn't, it was like, it was, um, I didn't do it, but I almost considered just walking around back to the dog. Indetrape. That too, that too. But I was like, a lot of people in my building are, like, old, like, ladies who, like, have apartments in my building.

They don't understand. I was considering just going to the dumpster, throwing the pants and underwear away and just, like, tying something around my waist and walking up. But I was like, that. Maken? Yeah, that was like, it was that bad. And it was just. And it wasn't used to coming to the moment. It just happened. I couldn't do it.

There was nothing I could do. It was physically, like, I was still trying, but it was just, oh. Well, so I'm glad I told this one. Yeah. And then you watch. roommate on the couch when you walk? No, I was terrified he was going to be on the couch because you walk right in, right past the couch.

And I was going to the bathroom. I have a plan. Next time that happens. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. And your roommates there, you run in and say, oh, I stepped on dog shit. And you run to your bedroom because you'll smell it. And you'll be like, oh, there's your dog shit.

See? He'd be like, why didn't you bend over and take off your shoes? I was like, no, no, don't worry about that. You need to be walking around with the change of clothes, dude. Just like I'm driving with one. I think you need a walking pair of clothes just in case. But I think the first lesson is if fish tastes bad, don't eat the whole thing. Right.

Well, you know if you learn and then. Yeah. But to be fair, there's cheese and other stuff. You thought maybe it was one of those things, not just the fish. I just thought it was because there's like herbs in it. Yeah. It tastes like shit. But I think it would have gone bad.

So, yeah. Speaking of things that are, yeah, you know what? Let's clap for that. That was vulnerable. The dark moment. That was a very vulnerable moment. Yeah. And a vulnerable one, possibly, for people with a fetish.

there's someone out there for everyone there really is um Jared I have big news for you oh I don't know if you're gonna like this though but maybe you will okay okay I'm willing to take a rollercoaster yeah so as you guys might know Jared is a hot wheels aficionado he has hot wheels he has a whole um what would you call it shrine to put it lightly to put it lightly yes he goes on hunts he tracks them down he finds one with special little things on them like he's a hot wheels guy right So me and Ryan are at a grocery store at 10 p.m. Friday. And we're walking around.

And then I see like a group of 15, 14 year old boys with the broccoli haircuts. So they're cool. And they run in and they go, oh my God, bro, no fucking way. And I'm just like, what's going on? And they all run up to the Hot Wheels wall. What? And they're all like, bro, bro, does it have it? No.

And they're looking for the marks. And I was like, Jared started this. And now Gen Alpha is all about the Hot Wheels. And then I was like, oh, he's going to be. so mad because he's going to be like, oh, now it's cool. But then Spencer's like, what if he takes advantage of this and becomes the Hot Wheels Daddy? Oh, you didn't say it like that.

Maybe I came up with a name. But the Hot Wheels Daddy on TikTok where you're like, hey, bro, look at this word. You know what I mean? Hey, hot daddies. I'm happy to hear that, but also I hope in my area, I haven't influenced too many people because it's making it harder out there.

Oh, no. Yeah. Maybe actually, it could be a diversion opportunity. I can put them on the hunt for stuff I don't want. want or I can help them or when they're all looking at the wall you walk up and wait wait I'm visualizing this okay we got broccoli lined up against the wall and you're like just super boomer right you're just like whoa that's cooio oh I got that one and that one that's groovy and then they're like ew this sucks now and what a huge boost to my

confidence this segment has been I am defying all the odds with a very nerdy hobby, but I also possess the ability to make a hobby very uncool to the broccoli generation. The broccoli generation! That is great. The broccoli generation. All right. Can I just

ask? I'm at that point in life. Are you collecting because you love? Are you collecting for the resale? Are you collecting because you play with them? I collect them because I do like the hunt because it's like lottery. You know, it's like buying a scratcher. Anytime you go into a store, it's like, you bought a scratcher.

You took your time to go in here. Maybe they have something rare. Maybe they don't. And there's value to them. But it's just cool. So it's the hunt, really? It's the hunt. You know, it's like my version of Vegas.

And do you make deals? Like, do you sell them? I do sell them sometimes and you trade them. My version of Vegas is cute. I like that saying. Yeah. It's my version of Vegas. I'm just trying to make it very uncool for the broccoli right now, you know?

I do think you can, you could pivot this into being cool, though, being like the Yeah. The Hot Wheels Influencer. I appreciate it. Cooler than you already are. Get a broccoli wig. Like, do they sell those yet? Yes.

Like a Gen Alpha wig? Oh, okay, okay. It would be hard because you have to fade. And then they're going to be like, this guy with the broccoli haircut's a little older than us. Yeah, they'll be like, this kid also loves Hot Wheels. Wow. What's wrong with him? Yeah.

It reminds you, though, like, since the broccoli haircut's so popular, I have a friend who's a millennial who's like perming his hair now. So it looks more broccoli? Yeah, and like, so now that's come back. Should we get perms? Should we all get perms? Wait for the podcast, we should. That'd be incredible. I don't think you can go back.

I think once you perm, that's it. It's permanent. Wait, really? That's where they got it from. Yeah. I think it lasts for like three to six months. Whoa. Oh, speaking up later in the show, we have such a fun thing.

First of all, we have so much happening. Guys, we have buttons. I'm not going to even give away what this is yet, but let me just tell you, the power in these buttons is strong. I don't want it. It feels very powerful. All right, we're going to take a quick little break.

When we come back, we're all going to have perms, and we're going to be playing with these buttons. Get ready. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. I promise, you're going to want to hear this. Say what I did hair. That's terrible.

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What? Let's get not hairy. Although there's nothing wrong with being hairy. All right. I'm going to go enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Hey, welcome. Oh, my God.

Who's that? Whoa. Hey, everybody. That is not Steve Hardly. No, it's hardly. It's Steve barely. It looks like you killed Steve Hardly And now you're pretending to be him

And saying, who's going to notice? That mustache is interesting. It's tiny. Yeah, I was in a rush and I didn't want to... Has this been Spencer the whole time? No, oh my God, Chris, no. I'm Screeve Bardley. No, Steve, do you want to tell us why you're back?

Well, I think it's time for us to play a fun little game That's going to include both you and the audience. But you will be the judges. Oh. It's time for Farmers Got Talent And just like America's got talent You each have a buzzer

The one that killed people We're going to kill everybody We don't like They consented to this right They did We asked for people to send in Just any talent they have Just talent submissions

We got tons of responses Thank you guys for sending that in I have a wide variety of I've tried to pick across this better because I feel like America's Got Talent is great because it'll be like a singer and then it'll be someone doing random. You know what to me? Yeah, exactly. It's like totally random stuff. So I feel like we're on that.

And the rules generally I feel like are we going to do one buzzer and it's over or? Here's the thing. So when we were coming up with this idea, I was like, oh, it would be so fun to do like a talent show. We could watch people's talents and like maybe they'll be a winner. We can give a prize. Like we were kind of going through everything. And I was like, but what if we do the buzzers? But then I was like, ooh, but that gets sad.

right because like them are like their mentors right i don't want to buzz so i'm no no no it's not the buzzer means you don't you don't like it it's not the voice and you buzz it when you're done do you know what i mean but everybody consented and they were all like we're fine with you guys being honest jared i feel is going to be extra honest i got a lead ham guys and like we all have to take on personas right like who's going to be like the mean one who's the nice one who's the one that's like i'm just happy to be here so like what kind of judges are we going to be so i think i'm going to be Nice but honest. We need to negotiate my judge salary

before I'm going to judge a competition. He literally, you know what he said? We were watching American Idol. I haven't seen American Idol in years and I was like, oh, let's try to watch American Idol a couple of the podcast audiences on American Idol this season. No way.

Whoa. Drew Rinn. It was very exciting. So we were watching all the pod squads on the podcast and the new judge is Carrie Underwood and the previous judge was Katie Perry and Rylan turns to me and he goes, oh my God.

I said what? He goes, guess how much Carrie Underwood he's getting for this. I was like, I don't know what. And he's like, only 12 million. And I was like, is she going to be okay? I was like, okay, where's up for Carrie? Well, you've got to put it into comparison to Katie Perry. So then I said, I was like, well, how much did Katie get? 25 million a season. And I was like, wow, the Katie Cat is that much more like dominant than Carrie Underwood. But yeah, you go to their Spotify streams. And even though the world's trying to take Katie Perry down.

I say, you go Katie Perry. Katie Perry's publicist. Oh my God, that's a perfect segue because later we're going to be talking about space. Katie Perry went to space. Oh my God, it's all coming. Or did she?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're acting like the moon landing? Imagine shading your pants in space. Can you imagine having the whole- diarrhea in space? Whoa. They would have like, she'd send me out into space

if I did what I did in space. So what kind of judges are we going to be? I think I'm going to be nice but honest, Ryland. I'm going to be brutal. You know what? I'm sick of it. We are watching American Idol this season

and it's like the judges are being so nice. They're not even critiquing these people. And it's like... I know. And if they don't like it, they just go, you look great tonight. And it's like, no, we need Simon back. These people, they submitted their videos.

God love you for watching this show. And I'm sure you're great at a lot of things. But if I don't like whatever you submitted, I just have to be honest. Listen, we all have to be honest with ourselves. Yeah, this is a lot. Chris, you're bringing the positivity, are we? Definitely.

I'm excited to watch this video. Watch Chris be the mean one. He should be. You should be mean. Oh, okay, you're Simon. You have to say something mean about every single person. I'm ready. Oh, my God.

Okay, and Jake? I think I'm going to be kind of like, I'm going to sound nice and optimistic, but maybe a little backhanded dick here and there. We'll see. All right, and does the winner get something? Like, should we do something where, well, let's see how it goes. If you guys enjoy this, let us know in the comments.

And if you guys like it, maybe we'll keep doing it for like, you know, a month or two, like every other episode. And then we'll have an ultimate winner. Like maybe a winner from here will go to the semifinals. And then the final person will get like $5,000. We'll try to get a brand deal or something. Yeah. Maybe we'll do that.

And if I'm putting my reputation on the line as a judge to look like the Simon Cowell, I need a high rate. Oh, my gosh. What if the winner comes on the bucket? Yes. Yes. There's ideas floating. And let us know in the comment.

below as we're doing this let us know who your favorite was of today okay i also say i just want to say make sure like these people we were like we're going to be honest like you know to mean all these people in their emails like be honest don't like it's okay so i just want to like clarify that just so everyone's aware that we're not just like everyone that means there's going to be some bad ones um 50 says that what that means well we could start off this isn't a video this is just a email that got sent and i figured they wanted to remain anonymous so i'm not going to put them on blast but this person said i can't believe i'm saying this i can't suck a kidney stone out of a dick. My husband had, my husband had a kidney stone. I gave him a blowy and within an hour

it was out. You're out. What? You're out? Honestly, I'm buzzing because she said blowy. I don't know. Okay, Simon. Hey, I'm honest. Wow. No, good for you for sucking that kidney stone. How did you know it was a kidney stone and did you feel? Never mind. Okay. Okay, let's get to the show. So our first contestant here is named Samantha, and I'm going to let her. Hey, podcast, love the podcast, love Ryland, love the sip, love you guys, love it all. Like conspiracy videos, please keep those coming. Okay, so my special talent is leaking. It's gross.

It's basically spitting on command, but I couldn't figure out how to show you. So I have those piece of paper, and I'm just going to link on it. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to,

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Start your free trial at aura.com slash control. That's a-u-r-a-com slash C-O-N-T-R-O-L for your free trial. That's aura.com slash control. Can you see the wetness? So that's my talent. I do that on accident. That's not a talent. I literally just did it in a video and spit all over the camera.

And I didn't send it in as a submission. somewhere. Samantha, that was very vulnerable. You took an insecurity and you turned it into a talent and we love that. Was she insecure about it? Oh, I don't know. She seemed pretty confident about that. Here's what I'm going to say, Samantha, I love it. I love what you

shared with us, but you're not making it into the top 10. But I love you. Tough judges. Tough judges. Okay. But we love you. We do. All right. So now we're going to do this is Marley. She is going to do a little performance for love that of us. Okay

Wow Wow Okay Okay Oh Oh Oh Pick up

Wow the mean judge Chris is the Simon Oh my God Oh my God Okay I see potential for talent here I do I'm here to be honest This is great

keep it up. You're going to do great things, but I was, I had to buzz. I mean, okay. I mean, there was a hiccup. There was. It just, yeah, it needs a little more practicing, but that's incredible. I couldn't do that. Most people who play guitar can't do that. She's very good. She's going to be even better. What I respect is that she's being vulnerable, showing a real talent. Not that the Glee King wasn't a real talent, but you know what I mean? This is vulnerable. Yeah, this is learned, not. Yeah. Yeah, I can't accidentally play the harmonica in the guitar at the same time you know i think she's amazing i thought it was great and i love the name marley and i love the red hair and the eyebrow piercing i think she's a star baby all right um okay

this is coming in from maria maria marie maria i shamed awesome podcasts um my talent is i can whistle really really good um i know you can't see my face for me to prove that i hope that's okay what you're just gonna have to trust me on this one pookies and if i if you hear me breathing a lot Sorry. This is nightmare fuel. I don't know if this cat is incubating eggs. If it has testicles she's showing to us right now. But the sound in the background she's making it might be beautiful.

But to this image, it's giving me more movie vibes. Can I just say sometimes something is so funny? that I can't process it. And like I, that, her whistling off camera with this fucking thing. It's like a Spencer like right here. It's so funny. Like she needs to post this on TikTok.

Go viral girl. This isn't for me. I also buzzed, but I do think you should post it on TikTok. The reason I can't give you this is because I need to see your face. But I do think that this is right up Spencer's alley. And you'd get a like from him. And maybe,

just maybe you'd become a TikTok star. Maybe have a different. stuffed animal without big balls on I would like to learn a little bit more of the creative direction she went into this with but I do like it good job great do you want to see someone with multiple talents in one

video or do you want to see someone with musical talents let's get musical yeah let's get musical let's get musical okay let's get musical this is Felicia I love the last night with you. I love the eye roll. Oh, my God.

What? You're an asshole. No, no. You're a cum car farter. What do you call it? I needed it to stop because I promised myself I wouldn't cry today. That was the voice of an angel. That was incredible.

That was our old Simon Cal movie. That was good. That was good. Somebody put her on an American Idol. She's really good. What was her now? Felicia. Felicia, yeah.

Felicia. Her voice is beautiful. She's a prom runner. She is. Right now, she's coming in the number on spot. All right. Let's go with a very powerful performance. Oh, I love that.

The key number here is 334. Interesting. What? Oh. Whoa. Come on, baby. Come on. Oh.

Whoa. Wow. You would a shit your pain. Yep. So that was 334 pounds. Wow. And she didn't prolapse, which is insane because how. Well, we don't know.

She's wearing shorts. I bet the hemorrhoids are popping. I mean, I'm just saying, like, I do a hard weight day, and it's like, I'm too old for that now. It's like, and I'm like, okay. Wow, I thought that was really good, very impressive. Yeah, you could probably beat me up, so I definitely am not going to buzz, and I'm very impressed by that, and she looks to be like she has a long career ahead of her. We could be looking at the strongest woman in the world.

All right, shout out Anna. That was awesome. And her name is the same backwards as it is forwards. Whoa, that's true. That's cool. All right, let's go with a multi-talented Serena. She's going to demonstrate a few different things. to us. Okay, hey, Shane Dawson podcast. I wanted to show you a couple skills I can do. Here I'm doing

some Bala song, knife flipping tricks, which is pretty fun. You know, you should get it as a fidget toy. I like to do it. See, here's me just twirling around. It's easy to pick up fun. Get one. Get yourself one. Now I can have a little mini skateboard trick. Boom. Boom. I'm just having fun. See? Boom. That was a good one. Get a little trick there. This is my Stanley. Don't you dare, bud. I saw a little toe drag on the fingerboard. It's like extra trick. Oh, that's hard. Extra trick, boom.

That's hard. Thank you for letting me showcase my skills. I'm not great at everything, but I have a little handful of weird stuff that I can do because I like to have fun. Yes. Yes. Wow.

Post it on Instagram. I honestly think it was entertaining. I don't know if it was. Her personal. Here's the thing. Felicia better singer. Her personality. Yeah.

It's not a single competition, guys. It's a entertainment. Yeah, yeah. So she could be a for a winner, too. She has a cool look. Yeah. She likes butterfly knives and tech decks. She kept me there is what I'll say.

Like, I was entertained. I was intrigued. I want to know more. I was going to buzz because she was being a little too much for me with all the talent, to be honest with you. Maybe a master of none but the jack of all trades. I thought we're heading in that direction. You were overwhelmed. And then I saw the bo-blu-bloop thing.

And that almost made you come crap. And then I was like, whoa, we're dealing with the prodigy. Right. How can I buzz this? I love her. All right. Well, thank you, Serena. Now, up next we have Savannah, and she is going to go classic on our asses.

Ooh. Interesting look you gave while you said that. I feel a piano coming. What's up, Shannon Friends? Hey. My name is Savannah King, and today I'm hopefully going to shake it up for you a little bit, and I'm going to give you some Shakespeare. Now, I just wanted to give you guys a little bit of context for the monologue I'm doing

because I know Shakespeare's, language isn't for everybody. Did she shoot this on the sun? I almost want to buzz because I can't see her. I only see nostrils. Yeah. Is she reviewing the world's brightest flashlight? It doesn't even look that on my.

Just bear with me. I know Shakespeare's not for everybody, but I think that... About to get a buzz from me. She doesn't even start. A little condescending, not thinking I get Shakespeare. So, yeah, I hope you enjoy Juliet's monologue. Thank you. Oh, I'm scared.

Thou know'st the mask of night. on my face, else would have made him blush but paint my cheek for that which thou hast heard me speak tonight. Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain, deny, what I have soaked. Farewell, compliment. Does thou love me? I know that will say I, and I will take

thy word, but if thou swear some may prove false. That lovers, perjuries, they say, you'll laugh. Oh, gentlemen. I don't want to buzz, but I want to stop it. Look, listen, really, really good. Maybe send in something a little more comedic and a little more of this century.

I agree. As I was watching it because Shakespeare is very serious. I saw comedic genius in that act. I did too. I saw Rachel McAdams in the notebook. I just want that exclusively. I saw nostrils, but I also saw Rachel McAdams. I think she's very talented.

We're just not gay enough for Shakespeare. Gay people like Shakespeare? Yes. It's like, I mean, like gay people like theater. Wow. It's very gay people like, like musicals. I do like theme. Very gay.

You are gay. She's actually a good actor. Have her send in, like, her doing something from, like, Hannah Montana. Or she's giving me, like, comedic genius vibes. All right. We have one final musical submission with a song that some of you might be familiar with. This is from two people. This is from Cheyenne and Caitlin.

And I believe they are sisters. Hey, what's up, you guys? Yes. We're such big fans of the podcast, and we watch it every other Sunday when it comes out. We've been watching Shane since 2015. That's 10 years. It just got to me to throwback. You know what else is a throwback?

Three, two, one. Have no fear. You keep on a steal. I know it. Telling me that danger is near. I'm getting close to you so I can watch your back. I can't hear the high note. Can't wait.

And he's ready to attack. Oh. But I'm not a superhero. I'm not that kind of guy, but I can save you, baby. Give me a try. Because I'm running out of time. I know what I can. to do when I didn't come to lose so oh fighting too much and when trouble comes around

I won't be backing down tonight oh oh oh if you're in danger oh I'm here to save you oh that's what I made up give you my super love incredible we loved it that's so cool a little a little manipulative singing that one of the judges is hugging my heartstrings that is a talent though reading the room and getting what you want had the other girl done the notebook she would have won that was so good also I just I love I just love all of this also them saying 10 years ago was 2015 that's insane 2015 feels like yesterday to me it's not long ago how old were you in 2015? 26 now, so I was 16.

That's insane. Oh, my God, I was literally exactly Spencer's age. I was 26. So I have to come up with a song now? Oh, yeah. That unlocked so many memories for me. I know, me too. That was an interesting time.

Was it a dark time? No, it was a good time. I don't know. It was a time. It was definitely a time. Wow, well, that was so good. Is that all of our talents for the game? That's all we got for this round.

I figured we got to, like, space it out. You know, we got to, because I feel like this is something we could do again. I feel like, you know, it's fun to, like, see what the growers and farmers got. And this really gives people a chance that didn't get to submit before to be aware of the segment to really prepare their talents and come out swinging next time. And here's what I'm going to say. This is a little special announcement, guys. Do we all have a winner in mind? Yes.

Well, I'm going to say my winner was Felicia. Felicia. Felicia's moving on to the next round. Felicia, you're going to Hollywood. I think Felicia, I think, yes, she's moving on to the next round, but just for winning this round, I'm going to send Felicia $1,000. So you could buy that ticket to Holland again. Um, yes, if you guys want to join this competition, send us an email, Shane does some podcast stuff

at gmail.com. And yeah, just know, there's a lot on the line here. The winner of like the episode will get $1,000, but the winner of the finals, like, because We're going to do maybe three of these. And the top three that move on to the next round, the winner of that will get $5,000. Wow. Do you have a sponsor for this? Not yet, baby.

I got to find one. Congrats, Felicia. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's good job, Felicia. So that was so fun. Let us know in the comments. Yeah, should we keep doing this? Is it fun?

And I thought it was great. Yeah, I love this. All right. All right. All right, we're going to take a quick little break. And when we come back, it's time for a rabbit hole, baby. See you soon. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?

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But the crazy part to me was like the floating of it all. Because I know I get it. We all know that when you're in space, you float zero gravity, all that. But then I started thinking like, what does that actually feel like? And then I saw an astronaut talking about it. And she was like, well, you can't like sit down and you can't like lay down. You can't walk. You can't do anything because you're always floating.

Not laying down freaks me out. Right? Oh, we'll get to a. I have video footage. So then it's like, so you're always just floating. But then all your guts and everything inside your body is floating and you're weightless. And then when you come back to Earth, you feel like you just took a fucking edible and you're like a thousand pounds because do you know what I mean? Obviously, if you're up there for five minutes, not really.

But after a little time, yes. So did they strap in to go to sleep or do they just float around aimlessly to go asleep and then accidentally hit a button that he directs them into that sounds comforting. No, I have video. Okay, so I started following down that rabbit hole. So then I saw this video. It was like AI really was listening to me because it recommended me this video called Space Station Tour. Sunni, shout out.

Yes, by Sunni to Williams. How do you know this? I fell down to space rabbit hole like a year and a half ago figuring out how all of the different countries contribute to the International Space Station, what it's like to live up there, how they'd poop and eat and all the things. Yes, that's what I fell down.

Yeah. Have you seen any of this? I don't think so. Right? Okay. So I've seen video. you know of like people in space and floating and whatever and I've always just like yeah I get it in space for some reason this woman's video which has like a

hundred and twelve million views it's iconic I'll put it in the description not sponsored by space I guess it is insane okay so let me just show you some of the highlights from this so I'm gonna start with this moment so this is note two this is a really cool module of course most of these modules you'll see they have four sides and they're put together that way we could sort of work on a flat plane. Okay, let me pause. First of all, the hair, killing it.

Fucking iconic. Also, no conspiracies here, but I'm just going to say, I didn't see Katie's flying that high. Oh, that's just her hair? One of the things that will be brought up. So, yes, let me just break down why this is so scary. So if you look at this, right,

she's floating in the space station, okay? Every wall, there's four walls. Every wall has, like, laptops and stuff on it, right? So you might think, okay, that's fine. But what she's about to say threw me into, I don't know the word for it, like a total spiral that made me start to get vertigo. A tailspin. A real tailspin.

So she says, well, you know, you have your office on this wall so you can like work on your office. But then you also have an office on the ceiling above you because it's not really a ceiling. Because when you float, you reorient yourself and now the ceiling is the floor and the floor is the ceiling and the wall is a wall. but then you can also go to the other wall and reorient yourself again and she's like we don't know what the ceiling is and what the wall is

the only way that we can even tell that is we can't that's fucking insane I feel sick like imagine Chris if you were just on the ceiling right now like sitting just like you are but you're sitting up there

and you look at me and it's just like we're looking at each other right here except for we're flipped do you know what I'm saying that has the mess in 20 years how are we going to have

furniture and space you can't sit I know so we're just not going to have couches or beds or anything when we're all exist up there? Oh, I don't know. Well, there are planets with similar gravitational poles. Oh, thank God.

But how, that must mess you up, mess you up so badly. Like, not, there's like no floor. There's no, like, just the thing you're used to doesn't exist. That would mess you. Okay, so with that, with that knowledge, keep watching. A wall, a floor, another wall, or the

ceiling. But, you know, again, all you have to do is turn yourself and your reference changes. I'm going to puke. I'm going to puke. We're four out of six of us sleep. Get ready for this. People always ask about sleeping in space. Do you lie down?

Are you in a bed? Not really. Because it doesn't matter. You don't really have the sensation of lying down. I'm going to throw out. You're just sitting in your sleeping bag. So here's one sleep station right here. So I'm inside.

It's sort of like a little phone booth, but it's pretty comfy. I've got a sleeping bag right here that we sleep in so we don't have sort of like a little bit of a cover. We don't fly all over the place. but you know you can sleep in any orientation I have it sleeping feeling like I'm standing up right now but you saw I'm on the floor but it doesn't matter see what I'm saying

she feels like she's standing up but she's actually on the floor as soon as the camera turned you could tell as soon as the camera turns like okay we're standing now I just don't understand how you fall asleep I don't know I guess you just get so tired that eventually just sleep I can imagine like some people get seasick

like what would this would this kill you like you vomit everywhere That's what I started thinking when the Katie Perry thing, I was like, you know what? I don't know if I could do this. Like if I was floating, I think I'd have a full-on vertigo attack. Like, it would be bad. And what does puke look like in zero gravity? Fucking crazy.

Oh, we'll get to it. Turn over and I sleep upside down. I can't have it. I don't have any sensation in my head that tells me that I'm upside down. Right? Because the blood doesn't rust your head. So you don't know you're fucking upside down, Chris. I hate it.

Okay. Number two. Right here. All right. So she's about talking about taking a shit. Guys, fucking strap in. Because it gets gnarly. What if you don't make it there, like Spencer or Jared?

Oh. They'd be like, you have to land. You got to land this thing. And I know she's not going to do this today, but I am curious about sex in space. Oh. I looked it up. According, supposedly. Of course he did.

They said no one. They don't think anyone's ever had sex in space. Why? I don't know. Well, that seems. But don't. you need gravity for the cum to come? Or no, do you know?

Well, but you can vomit without it. Surely you could do that without it. You can eject. And I always vomit, right? No, I think it would be great, too, Chris. Okay. All right. Let's watch your shit.

But you see, it's pretty small, so you have to have pretty good aim, and you'll be ready to make sure things get let go to the right direction. And it smells a little bit, so I'm closing it up. And that's, of course, for number two. And this guy right here. We need one of these. is for number one. And then if things get really...

It's like a little hose with suction. Imagine that just by the couch. Perfect. Or your car or something like that. That's evolution. Elon. Honestly. You want people back on your side, Elon?

Give us a fucking pee tube in our Tesla. Make a car that could run off pee and then give me a tube that goes directly to the gas tank. Oh. Now we're thinking. It converts it. Wow.

Okay. So she's about to show the wiping situation. We have... You don't just wipe? Wipes just to make sure we clean up here. Because, you know, just like the water, I showed you, the number one stuff can sort of go all over the place if you don't aim correctly. And did I mention both of these have a little bit of section, so they should keep things... So if you have diarrhea, good fucking luck, because that is going to fly and then you're going to have to like, oh, fucking catch it and wipe the walls down with wipes because it got on the walls.

I'm sure they do not allow... Trader Joe's salmon sandwiches on the flights. They better not. Is that why they have to eat? I mean, I know they dehydrate all the food because it's space. But like, do they have to be very particular? Because if you eat something spicy or crazy, that ship is done. Yeah, they're shit and loaf.

Do you have space food here for us? We should try space food. That'd be cool. That's fun. No, I don't. Um, okay. So, anyway, so I fell down that rabbit hole. So then I started thinking, well, where does the poop go?

Right? Like, does it just get sucked out into space? but then is there just turds floating in space? I was like very confused. And then I started thinking on airplanes. Does that shit go out? Whatever. It doesn't.

But I don't think. But then I kept watching this video. And in this video, she explains. So you know when like a rocket comes back home? I am not a scientist. But when, you know, when people from space come back home, they're in a little capsule. And what happens is there's like layers to the capsule, right? And all the layers burn up in the atmosphere as it's coming back.

So all that's left is this little capsule that they land in and there's a parachute and everybody screams. Okay. One of the layers that burns up in the atmosphere is all of their poop. They put all of their poop into this layer and it burns up. No way. So now Sunita's poop, it just burns up in the atmosphere. So we're just like breathing or shit? I don't know.

So I'm just like, is that, so then I started to, I'm like, they put all their trash. So then when I fell down the rabbit hole about Blue Origin and I was watching an interview with, I think it was Gayle, King, and she's like, you know, we're not just going to space to have fun. It's also for attention. Jeff Bezos has an idea, and I think she was not supposed to say this because then she had to retract it. But she's like, he's going to start throwing all of our trash and all of our waste up into space and like letting it burn.

I was like, what does that mean? What Blue Origin wants to do is take the waste here and figure out a way to put it in space to make our planet cleaner. So anyways, this was crazy. So this woman, I was like, wow, this was like, you know, 12 years ago or something. Like, I wonder what Sunita is doing now. So I Google her name. And did you guys hear about these people that were trapped in space for nine months?

Yes, right? Yes. It was Sunita. I've been involved. What? She heard. Queen. She was trapped in space for nine fucking months.

No way. She went up on what was supposed to be a simple mission. And then something went wrong on the way up. And it was bad enough to where they didn't feel comfortable bringing them back. And then they were bidding. for a long time on who was, what, what space company was going to be able to bring them back. Yeah, so then when they brought her back, she has to go to like, she has to do all these rehabs and all these things for her body because when you're up there for nine fucking

months and you come back down, it's like you're like, oh, thousand pounds, you can't walk. They're not even allowed to try to walk before a bunch of physical therapy. You forgot how to walk, you forgot how to sit. You forgot like what land feels like, like that shit. Like you forgot what it's like to not pee in a fucking suction tube. Like I don't even, there's just so much happening with that. So is she okay now? She's okay.

She's working it out. She's getting her body back and her, I don't know. Getting snatched for summer. Snatched for summer babies. Is she like documenting her return? I hope so. Wow, I got to look into that. We should get her on the podcast too close.

She should start a YouTube channel of like recovering from being trapped in space and I'd watch every video. Yeah. Okay, everybody, calm down. Are you sitting? Okay, good. Because it is time. Once again. To kick off.

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They have helped so many people. So thank you so much kickoff. And I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Okay. Did anybody else have any rabbit holes that they fell down this week? Well, you mentioned blue origin. Well, you've got a blue origin rabbit hole? Well, there are some people who are saying that the blue origin actually never happened.

It was all done in a studio. Hold on. Is this a conspiracy? This sounds like, hey, welcome back. We are now in the conspiracy corner. All right. Well, people actually think that this didn't happen. Because I watched it happen. So there's a few. Well, I mean, you watched something happen.

You watched a production of some sort. Well, you're saying it very matter of fact. Well, allegedly. Just a theory. It looked like a penis. But here's a few things, okay? Let me just prefix this with saying that people believe the Blue Origin and Jeff Bezos and this launch sending these people into space, which where they went is,

is the edge of our atmosphere, which is only like 62 miles up. Oh. And the space station is 255 miles up. Okay. So it's like the edge of, it's like saying I went swimming in the ocean and putting your feet in the water. I see. You know, so they did go to space like I went in the water with my feet. But the few facts that have been put out there that you can actually see is like you had mentioned, their hair doesn't move.

I mean, we just saw what zero gravity actually looks like. Are you telling me, Gail King is also a part of this? I'm just saying there's a reason all those people were on that. Or Oprah was like, I ain't doing it. Yeah, imagine just like, what's the come up there? She was just Oprah's friend. And now she's only like, Good Morning America. Now she's in space.

She's a queen. She's a queen. With the last name King. I would love to be a gal. How cool is that? But what I'm getting at is, so a few reasons they're suggesting it may be fake is when they landed, when you go up into airplane,

even they pressurize the cockpit and everything because the atmosphere is different. So just like, have you ever gone underwater in your head hurts because you've gone so deep? It's because the deeper you go into water, the denser it is and the more pressure it's putting on. So air is the same way.

So the higher you go up, that's why when you go down in the airplane, your ears pop and all that stuff happens to you. So when they landed, you can actually see the door open towards the inside for a second. and then Jeff Bezos comes over like a minute later and has to use a tool to open the door.

The reason they're saying that's weird and because it is weird is they have to pressurize this thing in order for it to go that high. So you would never be able to open the door from the inside of it. They have to use a special tool that depressurizes the cabin

and then they can open the door. So the door could never open into the inside. So they're saying that potentially is proof that this is all put together and it didn't happen the way they say it did. I have a mini theory to add on to that. Did you see him faceplant? Yeah.

Did he? Yeah. It was really funny. Right after that happened, he faceplanted. He like ran and then he like fell into a hole. So it was a big distraction. Right. He saw the little door open and he was like, oh fuck.

I'm a face plant. That's what they'll talk about. And then they're like, Katie. Okay, we had to fuck about the door. Can you like kiss the dirt? Do something distracting. Listen, I do not believe that it was fake, but that's very, very, I don't know. I do not want to go.

to space like i like there's nothing about it that sounds fun to me i don't want to flow like i don't well no i don't i don't know i just don't have any urge for i like being on earth rollercoasters the most you get yeah why why go to space when you can just go to six bucks so much easy that should be the new slogan i saw this online another alternative conspiracy about blue origin i guess this is assuming they really did it and that it's like conditioning the really wealthy and powerful for their escape plan if something bad happens on earth where it's like it's basically like these flights are getting them used to going up and out of space that way when they need to they can just do it easily and no problem like test runs i heard they're doing i don't know if this is a rumor or not but i heard

they're doing another one soon when was the one where all like the billionaires went i don't know but also i saw like there's so many youtube they do this all the time yeah but this time people got really upset because it i don't know why because it was publicized right but they do it all the time Like, a bunch of YouTubers went, like, a year ago. Like, they do it a lot. What would we do? If they came to us and they were like, we want you guys to do a podcast in space. No.

I don't think I could do it. I don't, like, I don't dream about, like, one day I'll go to space. Like, I don't, I'm like, that's a nightmare. Yeah, I also don't want to go. But, like, are they going to pay us, like, a lot of money? Chris! Because then. No, because in fact, the opposite.

Everyone's going to scream at you for how much money it costs public taxpayers when everyone else can't afford things. Chris has a price. Blue Origin. Chris is for sale. 10 million will throw him to space. Jeff Bezos, if you're listening. And for all the people that are into it, he could bring some bears with him. Whoa.

And potentially film the first space pornography movie. Well, you can film the, yeah. First, that's genius. I'm just saying it's a world's first. I'm shocked a porn company hasn't bid for that. It's pretty expensive. Okay, I have an idea because I want to use the button. Like, I feel like we haven't used the button in a while.

They're just sitting here waiting. Mine's still warm. So I was thinking for the rest of the conspiracy corner, if I'm telling a theory and you guys are just not, you don't believe. I was going to say. I was going to say. You could also do it during the recap.

Oh, no, we'll do it. Yeah, go for it. Okay, this is big, guys. We have a Disney update. Don't you dare buzz me. You have, you've piqued my interest. Okay, this was an email from Alex, and he said Disney Brick Update.

Shame and friends, I'm currently a Disneyland, and now they have marked the brick and shut it off using tape because I really don't want people to lift it. Now, let me show you proof of this. This is insane. Look, they have taped up the secret brick. They knew. They're sick of it. They're sick of people like us going like, it's been up before. Which is crazy, though, because to me, it looks like they're highlighting it.

I was just going to say, doesn't that draw more attention to it? Right. I'm sure they have the employee just hovering. Wow, that is so crazy. So it does exist. It does. They just aren't trying to cover it up. It exists.

Okay, this is a Stanley Cup update. Oh, geez. Stanley Cups again. They're back. Perfect. What PR stunt did they fake now? Well, Spencer sent me this one. They sent Stanley Cups to space.

It's the sequel to the PR stunt of the car. It's the fire one. All right, so here we go. Luckily, scrapes and bruises from the scariest moment of my life because my Stanley Cup saved the dash from crushing my legs. What? She was essentially in a car crash, and the Stanley was, like, in the cup holder, and she claims that it held the entire dash board up and didn't crush her legs. And the Stanley Cup, out if you go back, it's pretty fine. So I don't know.

I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Well, I have an idea. We get a junker. We put a Stanley in there. We fucking crash that motherfucker. And we see if this is true.

That's iconic. I hope it's true if we do that. We could just do a pressure test with a vice. Oh. That ain't going to be good footage. We need to crash, of course. Yeah. I'm in.

I like it. Okay, guys, we have talked about the pop star hair color theory. And it is just getting even wilder. So many pop stars changing their hair color, finding a color, going with it, getting more attention, getting more fame. So we've talked about that. But there's a new one on the horizon. This is the pop star shoe conspiracy.

Don't buzz me. Oh, no, I'm interested. I bet Sabrina Carpenter's a frontrunner. One cool thing about all the major pop girls is that you can tell exactly who they are just by looking at the kind of shoes they've got on. Taylor Swift has become known for wearing those sparkly custom Lubutan boots with the signature red bottoms during the Ares tour. Ariana Grande is easily recognized for the high-heeled knee-high boots that she would wear

doing her live performances. Olivia Rodrigo has made Doc Martins a staple in her wardrobe, wearing them during her stage performances as well as in her day-to-day life. Sabrina Carpenter has definitely become known for the chunky platform boots she wears whenever she's performing on stage. I'm not exactly sure what this particular style of boots is called. But Tate McRae is definitely starting. She should have been a quiz for it.

Whoa. Hold on. Wait, this is crazy. Okay, listen, I was... Talent alert. I was like, I was halfway there. I was like, okay, but they all kind of whatever. But the Tate McRae one, so she's trying to start a thing with those shoes. What the fuck are those?

They don't have a horse leg. I mean, yeah, every girl's got to have a signature shoe. I think it's obvious. If you're going to be touring, which is how they make their living now, you have to have an iconic look. Does Tate have a crazy hair color? Uh, no. See, she's only halfway there.

She's doing just fine. No, shout out, Tate. We love you. But like, what the fuck are those? They look crazy, right? Yeah. Are girls wearing those? She can really dance, though, that girl, so good for her.

Yeah. All right, that's very interesting. So I'm going to be on the lookout. Next time the pop girly comes around, I'm going to be looking at the shoes. You have identifiable shoes. I do. Yeah, you're like Gucci. You're like.

They're glensies. I see the balencies. They're identifiable? I don't know. To me, they are. Thanks. I would say crazy, like insane crocs are also an identifiable shoe of shame. Oh, yeah, yes.

Post Malone. Isn't he a crock boy? Yeah. Yeah. He thought about it. Um, okay. This next one is so fun. Get ready.

I mean, this makes one really scary. There is a new app, and it is called MM Audio. And what this app does is it takes a video of you, and it guesses what it thinks you sound like. And it'll recreate your voice based on your looks, and it uses science. and AI and all these things to figure out what you actually sound like. So is gay face real? We'll see. So this is what you wanted that video. Yeah. So we

asked you guys before the show to send us videos in of you just talking about whatever for 20 seconds. Spencer put it into the system and it spit out videos of all of us with our voices that match our looks. Did you mute the clips before you submitted the clips? Yeah, you got to mute it. You got to mute it. But also it doesn't do English. It does... Yeah, yeah. It's just the tone of the voice.

It's not real words. It's like sing-bopper bluish. So, Shadda, I got this idea from Corridor Crew. If you're not subscribed, check them out. I love that channel. I love it, too. Okay. Who do you guys want to see you first? I want to see you.

All right, so this is mine. Behav of all this. Have a joy, Spain, a wigs. Ah, party. Ah. That was actually really good. That wasn't bad. I tried to do some crazy faces to see what it would do.

I was going to say, I think it thinks you're German. I could probably convince you, well, there's, I'm like, from another country. Yeah. I want to have a planet. I want to hear Jared's. Jared? All right. So,

I was striking a swadded scene. Could you be really? Probably, which is a spoiler, you know? It makes you that, like, European. It's not a little higher. A little higher. I like that. It's a little higher than you are.

But it's not, like, worlds apart. Also, you should serve a TikTok in your car. A lot of people do, like, in their car. Okay, I got a good car for it. I got a good car for that. You do. All right, all right. Let's see rounds.

If I'm super f***ing. I'm going to be so loud. Blakr, blenbler, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, d'i. And my and every side, you know, will say, and v. Joe, Al, so Keith, sleep out, sorry to death. AI's wrong. I am so, bitch. Yeah, fucking right, AI. I am so funny.

But don't you have, like, a straight guy voice that you did at one point, or, like, your telecasting was? Oh, it's close. Oh, that doesn't even sound like that. My tone was serious in that video. Shane was filming me, and he was, like, just talk. And I was like, hey. Like, so maybe if I would have been a little more animated, it would have been a little more mean. That did feel the most wrong.

Yeah, I was very wrong. All right, Chris. Watch Chris's be so gay. It's like, yes, diva. It says that, those words. His is the only one in English. Yes, Mama, Boots, Slay. That sounds like you.

Does it? Hello, with me, you was linked in without that he's watch. You are, you like, yeah, get it's the one. That sounds like you. That sounds like you. That sounds like you say it. Or stringing up. Wow.

It's like Russian minion me. That's iconic. Pretty good. Whoa, that was good. All right, so far, that's the winner. That's pretty good. All right. Shane, you're the final.

Okay. A is a friend of disjian disjee. Right. It's sort of a rap TV and everything. Stop! What was that? Ryland, would you fuck that person? You're a redhead.

Not nothing to do it to anything. Wait, can I hear it once more? Yeah. You know I have red hair. And so for that, this Jake guy has spanked us off right. It sounds like you're like, hey guys, it's Jake, you guys. Why just say it more times? It sounds like it's Jake, you guys.

Come on down or something. Hey, so for that this Jay guy. This Jake, this is Jake. I look like my name's Jake. Wait, you like that voice better than mine? I'm really into him. Oh. So now I need to talk like this.

Deeper. Deeper. now and it's not like dracula so now need to talk like these guys maybe not uh well that was fun that was scary maybe a i's not taking no buzzes so far i feel confident oh i forgot about the good um guys i have a little scale here you know why because chipotle never stops baby they never stop there's a new chipotle theory that you guys have been emailing in like crazy i actually saw this time we filmed an episode and I was like, oh, should we do this? And Spencer's like, oh, I don't know.

And I was like, oh, it's not really that viral. Maybe people really know about it. Literally, it has gone so viral. Have you guys heard about the theory that Chipotle will give you less food if you have a woman's name? Yes. When does it stop? Should women start putting a man's name on everything now? I think so.

The other day I posted a video about how I put a man's name on my Chipotle order and they definitely gave me more food than normal. So I've got the exact same order from Chipotle with a girly name, my name, and with a man's name. It's fraud. Well, don't say that because we did it too. So that's Emily Joy, that's the girls. Okay. And so this is for Andrew.

Let's see. I can't tell. Yeah, me neither. That's weird. I don't know about you, but that also looks a lot more full. Does it? Hold on, hold on. When she put him next to each other, that does look more full.

Okay. That does look more full. And her makeup is a slag. Okay. So, she tried this, went viral. Everybody's talking about it, freaking out about it. So Spencer went undercover as a woman. She went in a wig?

Yeah, it went full outfit just over her. Full drag. That's the evolution of this theory. Okay, so we have a man's order and a woman's order. So here we have an order from Isabella. Isabella Rose. Let's see how much Isabella weighs. 31.8.

Okay, 31.8, that's Isabella. What unit are we in? I don't know. 31.8. We don't know the units. Just under two pounds. And now here is Spencer. 31.8, right?

It's crazy how fast I forgot. And Spencer is... Where's that presentation you need for your boss? Slack? Email? Drive. Lost, like your sanity. wasting hours searching 76 tabs. Your work tools shouldn't take so much work. Dropbox Dash finds what you need fast across all your work apps

so you can focus on what matters. Spend less time searching, more time creating. Learn more at dropbox.com backslash dash. I didn't smell it. 33.2! No way! It's a man's world. That's pretty crazy, though.

That was a good... That is crazy. That actually worked. Yeah, that actually did work. I'm surprised. We're not saying Chipoli sexist. We don't want a lawsuit. But should we try a gay man's name?

And gee? What name? What is the gayest name? I think Matt is actually historically the most common gay name. Really? I don't know. I'm going to fact check here. If you know a Matt in your life, they are gay.

Tito? Yeah, there's a lot of... Tony? The most. Tony could be either gay or Italian. Oh. Or gay Italian. I know a gay Tony.

Same, same but different. Wow, well, theory. Confirmed. Oh, my God. What? The best example I can give is Bruce, which is historically a strong stereotyped gay name. What? Your dad's name?

Jenner. Like for the Incredible Hulk to get a TV show, according to Stan Lee, they had to call him David Banner instead of Bruce because Bruce is associated with being gay. What? This is a Reddit thread. The Hulk is a gay icon. Um, okay. Have you guys heard about this new product that's sweeping the nation? It's called a nubbin.

A what? This product, well, let me just show you a demo. Play game. Oh. Oh. Whoa. Yes. So it's a little piece that you put on your temple and it can control your brain.

It makes you numb? It's like the next evolution of the neural link. Here's another example of somebody using. it. The Noobin, a sleek device pressed to the side of the head, has become TikTok's latest fixation. This isn't real. Once switched on, users can dive into games, chat telepathically.

And some even claim to witness glimpses of the future. No screens, no phones. Everything unfolds inside your mind. So shit. Okay, so obviously it's not real. It is from Black Mirror's new season. It just dropped.

So, everybody's talking about this, and it's like, okay, obviously it's not real. It's kind of, you know, or whatever. But then I started thinking about it. And I was like, you know what? What if this is predictive programming? What if this is something that's going to be coming? What if this will happen in the future? Then I started thinking, I wonder if things from Black Mirror from like, you know, eight years ago whenever the show came out. I wonder if things from the show have come true. So then I started looking into it. And oh my God, so many things from this show have now happened. Really? And are things that people don't even question. So let me show you some examples of things

that Black Mirror has truly predicted about our future. So, which by the way, means this could happen. Neurrelink is something that now there are multiple people with neuralinks in their brains right now, just out in the world. Oh. This is very similar to that. We're not far off from this. I don't think so at all. Okay.

So we'll start slow. In an episode called Crocodile, there was a self-driving pizza delivery car. Well, meet Pizza Hut's newest invention. There's self-driving pizza delivery car, which, by the way, it's crazy taking away jobs from people. I know, I know. So that's something that they're working on. Okay. Oh, yeah, Domino's also has its own.

They're like, they, like, test in different neighborhoods where it's like, it's like Waymo, you know what I mean? They just drive the pizza cartier. What? And it's just a Domino's delivery car. Really? Yeah. That's insane. I know.

It's just like, mine, your Domino's is here. What? Whoa. It's a different phone number. I hate this. I like that. Ew. Wow.

Okay, can I just say we went to a grocery store, maybe it was like a year ago, and they were trying out their new AI fucking... A lot of grocery stores are unrolling. Oh, yeah. They fucking suck, and I fucking hate them, and I went on a full rant in the store. And I was like, this sucks. Every time I put an item in the cart, it was like, beep, beep, beep, we don't know it. And I was like, fuck you, AI.

And then the cart was so fucking heavy. And then at the end, a lady walked up to us. She's like, hi, I'm doing a survey. How did you enjoy the new cart? And I was like, um, did you make this card? She's like, well, I didn't make it. I said, okay, I hated it. It sucks.

He complained about it for like a week. For a week. Okay, never used it again. Why are you so scarred by this experience? I fucking hated it. Okay, I hate the future. Okay, here's another prediction. So, in an episode called Metalhead, there were robot dogs.

Let me show an example. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Go! Go! Okay, so killer robot dogs, right? Well, now they fucking made them. Hi, I'm Russell, and this is Spont.

So you've probably seen this robot before, maybe hauling a truck or dancing to Bruno Mars' uptown funk. It's the first of this generation of semi-autonomous four-legged robots, and it does a lot more than just make videos for the internet. For about a month now, Boston Dynamics. has been putting spot to work, leasing units out to industry partners, and seeing how this kind of robot holds up in the real world. Great. What? Are we sure? Yeah. Have you not seen those videos of like people kicking them and stuff like that? Like this company makes these like robot dogs.

And they have robot police dogs now? Have you seen the videos about it? What? It's fucking happening. All being predicted, all happening. Um, this one is crazy. So in an episode called Hang the DJ, there was a whole storyline about AI assistants going on virtual dates with other AI assistance so that you didn't have to actually go on the date yourself. You could just send your AI assistant, find your match. It's super easy. You don't have to waste time. Well, this is a real clip of a CEO of a dating company. This is real that I'm about to show you right now. Bumbles. That's it. It's Bumble. Yeah, it's the CEO Bumble. Our focus with AI is to help create more

healthy and equitable relationships. And that also starts with yourself. How can we actually teach you how to date? How can we help you show a up in a better way. So give me an example. Okay, so for example, you could in the near future be talking to your AI dating concierge. And you could share your insecurities. What? I just came out of a breakup. I've commitment issues. And it could help you train yourself into a better way of thinking about yourself. And then it could give you productive tips for communicating with other people. If you want to get really out there, there is a world where your dating concierge could go and date for you with other dating concierge, uh, no, no, truly. And then you don't have to talk to

600 people. It will just scan all of San Francisco for you and say, these are the three people you really ought to meet. What's the fuck? Kind of cool. And the beginning of this was therapy. It was like literally being a therapist for you. Just tell AI all your insecurities and all your darkest feelings and everything wrong with you because that's not crazy. Okay, but I will try to fucking AI go date another AI and have a literal replica of yourself dating a bunch of people that you have no control over you're not telling them what to say this AI is telling them what to say and now you're connecting with someone and then you meet them in the real world what the fuck is happening sorry how are you going to stand up for this i'm just saying we only have so long on this planet and if it can

find you if you want to be somebody that's in a relationship or you want to have kids on a certain timeline. It's like if this efficiently works and starts bringing people like these three people, one of them will be your soulmate. You can date those three people instead of spending months and months and months starting and stopping pointless conversations with strangers on the internet. Every, every AI thing we bring up, Brianlan's like, I love it. He doesn't even use it. That's the thing. Rylan does not use AI. I was using ChatGPT for something for a video and Riley goes, it's an app? I don't know how to do it. He doesn't even know. what it is. Doesn't even know what it is.

Still cause it Chad GBT. Doesn't even know. No, I have no idea. I don't think the AIs would talk to each other either. I think it would be like such fast computing. It would be like within one second because I think computers are able to compute. Jimber fuck? Like 10,000 years of data information

and that's what I'm saying. Like if I have an hour heart to heart with my AI and then it can link me with somebody else who's had an hour heart to heart. They don't have a heart. Then we're an actual What are we doing here? What are we doing? We're in relationships. We're having a great time.

We'll just need to go outside. Go outside. We met on Bumble. I know. Real people. But now what? You say, oh, remember our first moment? Oh, no, I don't.

Because it was our fucking AI assistance meeting each other. That's fucking insane. All right, this isn't the only thing they predicted. I'm going to show you a clip from one of the episodes. And I'm just going to show you this clip. I know he's dead, but I can sign you up to something. I see this one. It will let you speak to him.

And don't worry. You won't even have to do anything. I'll just... Shut up! You click the link, and you talk to it. It mimics him and reads through all the things they've ever said online. The more it has, the more it's him. So, how am I sounding?

You're not just like him. This might sound to be creepy. So these were called grief bots. That episode's so sad. It messed up. So this was an episode about somebody using a grief bot to deal with the death of their loved one. Sounds very, very sad. Something that we should probably never do.

Oh, wait. No. This is an article from the New York Times this week about, right as the title says, using AI to talk to the dead. It's about two companies, one called Here After AI and the other story file that use collected data from people to create either chatbots or to be able to essentially. act as somebody who has died. Why? For somebody that's grieving. That to me, listen, that's horrible.

Losing somebody close to you is horrible. I can't even think about it right now. It's so sad. But I don't think, I'm not a psychologist. I'm not a scientist. I'm not an astronaut. Probably not healthy. I don't think it's probably healthy

because then you get addicted to talking to this and then you never move on and you're constantly talking. This seems like so dangerous to me. This seems like such a bad idea. It's like people that are in the darkest point of their life. It definitely feels like you're not allowing them to go through the acceptance stage. This article says that these bots are trained on the digital footprints of the dead person,

including social media posts, text messages, other data. It mimics their voice, their speech patterns, their personality, everything about them. It sounds unethical. Right. Like, I don't know. It sounds wrong. I mean, but there are so many. I don't know.

And then obviously one of the most famous episodes of Black Mirror that, I think was like eight years ago, was called Nosedive. And that was one where Bryce Dallas Howard. Queen. So in the episode, she's walking around and everything she looks at, she can see the scores of the people in front of her. Like how many followers they have, how many likes they get on Instagram. It's called the social credit score.

It's like Uber, but like in real life. In real life. Like if you have a bad interaction with someone at the grocery store bumped into you and was a jerk, you like give them a star. Now you might think that's crazy. I think this is going to happen with metaglasses, with all this AR, you know, reality thing, augmented reality that they're trying to get in our glasses and Apple Vision and all that shit. Like, I do think five years from now that's going to happen.

You're going to be walking around and you're going to look at somebody. It's going to show their social media, what they post, their likes, how many followers, whatever. I think companies are going to use that to their advantage. You walk in and they're like, oh, you have this many followers. I'll treat you a different way. Oh, you're going to post about this. I'll treat you a different way. Well, in that episode, there's like certain communities that you can only live in if you're like four stars are higher or something like that.

I think doesn't China have a social equity score? So yes, I wrote that down. I didn't want to missay anything. I guess they have a social credit system and it's a national credit rating and blacklist implemented by the government of the People's Republic of China. And supposedly they use it to track you. You're evaluated for your trustworthiness and businesses use it. The government uses it.

I don't know a whole lot about it, but I do know that it's in place and it exists. I don't know. This shit's freaking me out. I haven't actually watched the new season about. black mirror, but I will watch it, and I'm going to look for anything that I think could be predictive and talk about it in a future video. Because, I mean, these things are all happening. They're all coming true. And then we're so desensitized. By the time it does happen, we're like, yeah, okay. I had a conversation with a couple friends where we were saying it's going to get to the

point to where AI kind of takes over everything. And then what happens then? And one friend is like, well, it's the end of the world and we're all dead and we have no purpose. My other friend was like, well, then there won't be like a need for anyone to work and we can all just enjoy our lives and do what we want and like live lives have like without the need to work your friend Elon sounds and I'm like do they grow their own food I mean how like AI makes the food everything is done by why would AI do anything for us yeah what well this is what the positive friend believes I don't think it's positive why would we help ants right we don't we kill them yeah I mean I don't I love I think the matrix is more like they break into our house break in they bust over you guys sorry aunts

oh well that's how AI is going to feel like about us. They're like, ugh, they're in the way. We're in the way. Ryland, I thought you would be the positive one, so why are you all? Yeah, isn't AI great, Ryland? Well, we're in the way of them. I'm just hoping that I've fulfilled my life's purpose before I'm in their way. What?

It's like, what am I going to do? How am I going to stop forces bigger than myself? That's a great way to live. Well, speaking of Ryland, just giving up. It's time for a recap. My camera action Ryland's recap is about to happen Ryland's recap

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast I might get buzzed out of my own recap But we'll see how this goes Be funny Spencer shoot his pants Oh just when you thought Jared Shitting his pants was the furthest we'd go on this podcast Uh oh Spencer has a bad piece of salmon

And shits all over in public Oh, and this wasn't just a skid mark. It was a full-blown should-you-be. Oh, I think Spencer's out on the scene. Oh, Spencer, is that you? Is that shit we can smell through the TV? Yes, Rylan, unfortunately, it is. I've loaded my pants up, and I'm scared to go inside my apartment building

because I think everyone's going to smell it. Back to you, Ryland. And did you decide to put your shit-filled clothes in the washing machine, or did they go in the trash? No, I didn't put them in the building-washing machine. Oh, my God. Actually, I was wearing what I thought was my lucky underwear. No. Turns out not so lucky.

Wow. Jared's a broccoli king. Just when you thought the broccoli kids had nobody to look up to, Jared enters the chat. The brocolini queen of them all. I'm more of a king, but. Oh, Felicia won our hearts and $1,000. I got to remember to send her without.

This week on America's Got Talent, Shane Dawson edition. Oh, what? Farmers Got Talent. Oh. And we're digging it. This week on, this week, this week, this week on Farmers Got Talent, we all seem to be digging Alicia. Felicia. Oh, you stole my thing.

You said you didn't like it, so I took it. The couch crew seems to be digging Felicia because she just sank her teeth into $1,000. Ooh. Just when you thought we were the cleanest podcast on the internet, Spencer came through with com crapping, among other bad words that. Gay people don't like to be called. Spencer, not only do you shit your pants,

but you offend the homosexual community? What do you have to say for yourself? Uh, sorry. You're forgiven. I wonder if Hot Wheels Daddy has something else to abs. Off camera, Spencer called me a meat smoker. What? That was in private.

What does that even mean? It means exactly what it is. You're smoking on it? Him and his boyfriend made a bunch of barbecue. Or would it be like he's smoking the meat pipe? Oh, okay. Well, just when you guys thought Stanley was going under, you thought her popularity was fading.

The girls weren't tick-talking about her just as much anymore. She comes in hot and saves another life. It's circumstantial evidence. We really don't know. In my favorite rabbit hole of the entire Shane Dawson podcast history, the space rabbit hole was my favorite. We learned how to poop. We learned how to pee.

We learned how to sleep, and we learned that there is no up and there is no down, but we still don't know how to have sex in space. Who's going to create the first space porno? It's us. All right. Well, there you guys have it for this episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. I hope you enjoyed this ride. Make sure you subscribe and follow all of us.

Everybody's linked in the description section below, and shop your Shane Dawson merch at shandustommerch.com. We love you very much, and we'll see you right here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Wow. Oh, that was really good. That was good. The buzzers helped you. Pressure for diamonds.

All right, guys, go. Hopefully you enjoy whatever the hell this was. Space Edition, really. Oh, my God. I got his space costumes on Amazon. Perfect. For the thumbnail. So get ready to float, babies.

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