The Shane Dawson Podcast - Music Industry Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

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Hi, I'm Danny L'Priori. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to, and they sell it to the highest bidder. That's where ORA comes in. ORA automatically removes your personal info from data broker sites and keeps it off. It also monitors the dark web, safeguards your device.

devices, or alerts you to real-time threats and more. Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's a-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Spencer, you brought this up to me. Listen, I'm going to be honest. I'm not totally in the loop when it comes to the Drake versus Kendrick situation. I know, Chris, you're very in the loop. I mean, I love it.

Yeah, I'm a little out of the loop with what's going on. I know they hate each other. We talked about it on a previous podcast. But Spencer, you brought something up about this That I was like, whoa, that's crazy Yeah, so Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is The Adams Family Edition

Do do do do do Oh There's gay and there's pretty There's money and there's shitty Whoa. She's Vicky. There we go. Yes, we are joined by Morgan and Vicki Adams.

And Queens. And Post Malone. And post-Malow. Okay. Not my son. Let me explain why Rhineland looks like a rapper and Vicki looks like his lawyer. So this episode is going to be pop star conspiracy theories. And I know what you're thinking.

Oh, my God. They're going to have like one theory. And they're going to call the episode that. And the thumbnail is going to be. a bunch of pop stars, and it's not, no, no, no. Oh, we have at least two. Good answer. Nice.

We have some good ones. You look very cool. You look at a very different human. I love tattoos, and I don't know, this is too much for me. Yeah, gain 300 pounds, and I might have a problem. Morgan, how are you? I'm doing great. I'm happy to be here with Spencer, shoved in our Gen Z corner.

You guys look so cute. You guys do look like brother and sister. Right? That's what I've been saying this whole week. You guys are Gen Z. Yeah. The nose is like identical. Oh my God, it is, whoa.

Look at the nose guys. Hold on. What if Spencer was in my womb with me. Okay. You're a wolf. Yeah. Besides the eyebrows, I'm freaking out. Well, I gel mine.

Oh, right. Got a jail yours, dude. Yeah, the other day, she goes, oh, it was raining or something. And she was like, if my eyebrows washed off, you guys aren't even going to recognize me. That is very true. You die. Oh, one paper towel to my face. I'm over.

Vicki, we were watching a vlogger. And, you know, she was full beat. And she was, you know, at Olive Garden or something. And then it cuts to her later at home. And then, Vicki, what did you say? What did I say? You said, whoa, that's a whole different person. Without makeup.

She doesn't even look like same. And I was like, you are literally what I'm afraid are comments that she is. That is you. I would imagine that's a compliment, though. They're putting on makeup to look different. And you're acknowledging that. Yeah, that's all. You know what's interesting?

You know what's interesting is everybody comments and says that me, you and Chris are Autistic. That's like, you know, a thing. What? Fair enough. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And we're all cancers. We're all cancers. So, yeah, you know, there's a lot of comments. Like, oh, Shane, it's really weird, though, because first it was like, oh, Jared says things, you know, without thinking, like, that's very, like, on the spectrum. Chris has, like, little things you do, like with your fingers. Oh, I have a lot of ticks, yeah. I have, Spencer told me I had tisms. I didn't say that. Well, the other day, when I was like, I get obsessed with things like Stanley Cups or now roller coasters or I get hyper fixation. Is that hyperfixations? But then you said it was autism. Did I make that out?

I think so. I don't think that's it. All of our autistic viewers, there's a lot of them because there's always comments from you guys. Let us know. What is it tism? And do I have them? I don't think you want to be diagnosed by the internet. Oh, I already am.

They think I had diabetes. I'm waiting here. Because I pee a lot. Oh, I pee a lot. Is that a thing? Well, let's get our blood tested. But Vicki, I feel like you do kind of do things like I see in love on the spectrum. Oh, this is at first.

What are you doing? I have to go. You've been my son-in-law for 10 years and you're just barely diagnosing me? No, no, no. What I'm saying is you say things like Morgan said, two people's faces. Oh, yeah. I guess I do. I just don't realize they're offensive because you guys have been telling me.

That's my problem. It doesn't come from a hate, doesn't come from a place of hate. It comes sort of like you don't read the social cues well. I don't. I guess I don't. We had an incident the other day and Lizzie goes, oh my God. that is where you get it from, pointing to me. And she was like, I always wondered where you were like so bold from.

And then she saw my mom do something and thought, oh. Yeah, mom will leave you a hate comment in real life. Yes. And they heard. Whoa. Now, what's that, Morgan? No, I'm saying that I admire your ability to be so straightforward to someone's face. I do too.

But she does it in a subtle like, oh, Spencer, did you not have any clean clothes today? Can I just say, side note, we have had the most fun two weeks of my life. I've had more serotonin in the past two weeks than ever before. We literally are going to theme park. I'm sorry to get annoyed from him, honestly. I'm like, you're too much fun. Well, he's a little too much fun lately. I'm like, can we just like have a little bit of time between our fun?

And he's just ready to go at 110 miles an hour. We actually got into a fight last night or two nights ago because I was like, oh, should we go? Actually, me and your mom, we're like, should we go to Six Flags? Because now me and your mom. We've been to two theme parks in a week. We've been to two theme parks in a week, and now he's ready to go. Like, before we even left Universal the other night, he's like, let me just look at six flags for the day before you leave. Roller Coasters are my new Stanley Cups.

I love him so much. They're my new hyperfixation. This is when I was talking about you having autism was when you said you love Rolls. I love it. So I was like, and I thought I couldn't do them because I have motion sickness, but guess what? I can't. And when Shane loves something, he can't get enough of it. Can't get enough.

So now. I have that too. I relate. No, like, I'm very into something. Do you like do something and then you get into it and then you like, you do it so much, then you get over it. And then you have another thing that you're like obsessed with that. No, he's still going strong on Stanley Cups 10 years later. You know what?

There's certain things, slime, um, certain TV shows. Stanley Cups, yeah, they've been here for a minute. Rollercoasters, I can see myself getting over it just physically because they'll probably kill me. Because we're doing the crazy ones. The ones where they strap you. in and then they lay you down and then they throw your fucking body around and then you look like you just got you know X2 Tatsu Goliah all that shout out so me and vicar like should we go and I was like I was just looking at tickets I wasn't booking them I was just looking at the tickets

and Rylan looks over it and he goes we can do that tomorrow you always book everything before everybody see this was at 10 p.m. we were watching drag race and I was like I would rather finish this episode and plan that tomorrow because it is a big to do we've got to figure out child care you're too fun. He said it, Matt. And I want to throw back to two years ago when I wouldn't leave the house. I was too afraid to go to the grocery store.

I didn't want to go anywhere. I would never go to a theme park. I wouldn't even go with you guys to Target. And now here I am, out here, living my life. I love it. On our coasters? It's more the... And now it's too much.

The big question is, are we going to six flats? Oh my gosh. I love Shane. being Captain Fun. Yeah, I'm gonna be fun, dad. I'm so, and you really turned into

mom, like on at your house. I know, I'm running a household, asking my mom. I was like, ooh, let's do another ride.

And Rylan's like, we gotta get home before blah, blah, blah, we got to get home. Like mom. Yeah, I'm practical.

We, we have created a big life for ourselves with a lot of responsibilities. And you're responsible too, but I'm a little more practical. Ha. So we'll be having fun at six plus.

Yes. Chris, give us updates. What's going on in your life? Oh, God. I mean, all I do is I never have good answers. Like, every time I'm not here, I'm literally just working. I'm literally just filming for people. I don't know.

I don't have a good answer. You haven't been in any more big clubs. Although, who asked? Was it Morgan? Somebody else agreed with me. But, you know, like Spencer's homepage or Instagram feed constantly gets recommended to me? It has now switched. And now it's all everything Chris likes.

Really? It's a lot of things. Big men. No. Not that much. You're publicly liking big men when you're in a relationship? Yes. If he was liking boys of my archetype on Instagram, I would fucking kill him.

I mean, there's two things to clarify. One, we're very, like, we'll watch a TV show and he'll be like, oh, he's cute. Like, we're just like, we just say it. We just say when we find someone cute. And we're not like worried about it. We're both monogamous. We're not like, I don't know. We're not worried about it.

Yeah. What would happen, Morgan, if your boyfriend was just like, oh, she's cute? My boyfriend told me that he had a. crush on Sabrina Carpenter and I almost laid his car on fire. I was like, do you know what Sabrina Carpenter looks like compared to me? We're nothing the same. We're nothing of the same family. I am a foot taller.

Okay. But you're stunning, Morgan. Yeah, you're in the same family. I, Chris, that would be a deal breaker for me. Every woman I know that's in a relationship is like, oh, I'm going to marry this. This person's my husband. Like every, like every female friend of mine has a male celebrity that's their husband and talks about it regularly.

Maybe that's just my friends, but... Yeah, who's your male celebrity husband? Derek Shepherd. See? Who's that? Who? I don't even... From Grey's Anatomy?

Oh. I haven't seen that. Anyway... I don't like Reels only because I'm so afraid of everyone else seeing what I'm liking, even though it's like, wouldn't be crazy, but it just feels so invasive to me. See, I like things knowing that people see that I liked it. You like that? I like...

Yeah, for sure. Wait, you like... Like if it's like something like, oh, my husband went to Trader Joe's and bought me flower. Whereas I'll be like, like, and then I know it'll get recommended. And then my man will see and be like, oh, she'd like that. Does you drop it into your manner. It's being passive aggressive without being passive aggressive. Oh, passive liking.

Passive liking. The reason I like stuff is like the weird stuff. Yes. Well, yeah, tell us. Spencer's so funny. I've seen some of Spencer. Oh, yeah. I pulled some of my most disturbing videos that I thought you guys.

You did. We're going to react to your favorite reels. Mickey, I think you're going to judge me. So Spencer, let me just show the room. And there's the other one. Oh, look at these titties, eh? Jiggling kitties, hey? Okay.

I imagine that to be hell. Like, if I went to hell, it would be this guy doing this all day. Look at these tities. Okay, so I showed Spencer, and Spencer was like, oh, yeah, you knew his name and everything. Yeah, that's Norman Salerton. That's Norman. And so why are you liking it publicly? So I, well.

Yeah. I'm very curious. I like it because I want to see more of it. I want to, I like, you're. Perfect. You're encouraging him on the podcast. What's his name? Norman Summerts.

Come on the podcast. Your titty cups. You're encouraging your algorithm. Yeah, every like I'm like, I'm basically trying to feed the algorithm because I'm like, this is what I want to see. Because it always tries to bring me back to like normal stuff. It tries to bring me back to like. Question.

So say you're on a date and you're getting an old girl and you're like, wow, this might really work. And then she starts falling on. Instagram. Are you nervous about this? Or is it like, you know what? If she doesn't like, if she doesn't like me at my titty cups, she doesn't deserve me at my, you know, I would think this is your filtering mechanism, right? You show girls this and you say, what are your thoughts? No, no, no, no, no. You know? Morgan, wait, yeah. Do you guys know what a leather daddy contest is? It's a competition where they all get their little BDSM suits. Spencer is the only person that I've ever heard bring it up casually. I talked to Mary Farm. The other day he was like, oh, you. brought it up to you. No, no, no, no. He said that's a leather daddy, and I was like, you know about the leather daddy contest? And he was like, oh, yeah. I think after all this,

we do need season two of the dating show, because I would like to see what this attracts. Do you know what I'm saying? If we're very forward with your interest, we might get some leather mamas. It's interested in the sense that I'm interested in people who do this. I'm not like, ooh, get me into...

You're not a route. Before we show any of the other stuff, I just want to say that. This ain't spank bank material. No. Gotcha. Okay. All right. We'll start with this one. What? This is incredibly. I have to leave.

What the? How do you find this? You are a freak. Spencer. You put me over here with a crazy person and I'm stuck. Spencer, okay, we need context. We need context. Yeah, you're about to be banned. It's just guys who like goo.

What? Pretty simple. They just like sort of like gooey stuff. And why do you like watching them in gear? I think it's funny that a guy's wearing a full soccer outfit and pouring goo on himself. And like, like, imagine the moment he turns the camera and off. He's like, oh, fuck. I got to clean all this stuff.

The worst. I just, it just makes me laugh. So you like fully immersed yourself in everything about this. Like, you're thinking what happened before, what happened after? What does he do for a living? Yeah. Spencer's so much deeper than me. Spentzer's multi-dimensional.

I have to give this to him. Yeah. Or needs one. One of the two. Let's see another one. I need that shirt. I'm a little bit. Okay.

I like the pink hills. How do we get here? The question for that is just Instagram serves it up to me, and I like it. Sean, Sean. And I like it. This is the natural progression of you go from daddy to goo to this, you know? Let's do one more. Sorry, guys.

It's okay, Spencer. Blanche. do have more fun. Did you enjoy that? I think I would have nightmares on your for you page. Spencer? I feel unsafe. That one is.

That one, I don't have any explanation for that one. Are you repressing any kind of desires that you have, Spencer, that like maybe we could just help you with right now? Because are you vicariously living through people that are able to be their natural, true selves, you know? I think I'm more interested that that is their.

natural true self. Okay. I don't think that's me, but I just think that you're fascinated. I just think it's I like weird stuff. Right on. We can tell. Yes, please. Spencer, where would you take a girl on a first date? Ooh. To the freak show. To my goof actually. Minter golf, obviously. The transition from first date to showing them. They, I don't ever show them. It's like, it's like farting in front of that type, you know, comfortability. So how long do you have to be with a girl before you come out about liking these sort of things. Depends on how fast it escalates, I would assume, right? I still want to know about the first date. I'll usually be like, let's grab a drink or get some food

or something. He lives in a trendy neighborhood, so I'm assuming it's not a chain, right? What? Your first date? I mean, it'd be fun to go to a chain. I think it would be fun. I had an idea that it'd be a fun date to get really dressed up and go to Chili's. I think that'd be a fun first day. And everyone can find something they like a chili. Wait, wait, wait, do people not typically get all dressed up before they go to

Chili's? I thought there was a dress code that I've been living by, but okay. Wow. Where do we go from here? I don't know. Let us know. Should we do this again? I kind of think Spencer's likes could be a fun segment, but also scary.

We're going to need a theme song. I think it's going to be recurring. I just have a question, Spencer. Yeah, sorry you had to see that. She looks like you. She looks like you. She used to think so highly of you. I know.

I feel bad that you're here for this. She looks concerned. I just wonder how many followers do these people have? Like, not many usually. Not many. Okay. I wondered if they're doing it. fascinating they are successful at it do you follow them or just like no i don't usually don't

what do you search in the keyboard to like see that i just if i scroll it just comes to cool so thank you the good folks that thank you mark Zuckerberg oh boy um okay well really quick before we get on to our game oh my god very very excited for what's about to happen but before we get to that jared vagina is that it yeah Viewers are great, I need another. We love it when you send in picks of each other. And your invasive questions makes us want to say, V-A-G-I-N-A.

Vagina. Okay, this first one I thought was so fun. This is from Kirsten and Logan. Hey, everyone, crazy day today. My boyfriend and I are on a trip to San Francisco. We're from Canada, and we wanted to see Alcatraz. To my surprise, all of a sudden, Jared and Sandy were standing right in the middle of the prison. Oh, sure.

What? meeting you guys at Alcatraz. What? Imagine the out-of-body experience being in a prison in the middle of, and then seeing Jared and Santhia's so funny. And the dude had red hair. You know, it's a rarity.

Yeah. Wow. So shout out. If you're at a prison or a Walmart, you might see Jared Sandy. Always. It's pretty easy to find them, actually. It is, yeah.

Okay, this is from Taylor. Hey, guys, I came across this Aussie on my for you page. And I had to do a double take because I could have sworn it was Shane. What do you think? Now, listen, I know you guys never see it. Whenever people send in a doppelganger of me, you guys are like, I don't see it. I don't see it. This one, I think you might see.

Now, you have to use your imagination a little bit. Well, then it's not right. I don't know if I have to use my imagination, it's not good enough. I think it's the best one we've ever got. Here we go. Wow. That looks like me. Like, yes.

I would say for sure. That might be AI. Yeah, if you told me that was my husband in a wig doing a sketch, I'd say, yeah. It looks like they face-apped a wig on him. Right? That does look like me, though, right? I do see it.

Is it weird? The nose, the eyes, the brows. It's like, it kind of scares me. It's so real. That is wild. Okay, and this one, talk about an out-of-body experience. This is from Annie. Hey, Shane, been watching for over 15 years.

I love the podcast. Thank you. I was watching my boyfriend's home movies from when he was a kid. And he grew up in the same town as you and is the same age as you. I can't help but notice in one of his home movies. Was this you? This is so fucking crazy. This is a home video from my elementary school music show.

And that is me. No, no way. I literally forgot this memory. And the second I saw this, it was like I was zapped back into that moment. I remember everybody in this picture's names, my friendships, my beef with them. Like I literally, like my first crush I ever had, Danielle, there she is. Like literally the craziest shit in the whole world. Isn't this insane?

Wow. So yeah, I asked her, I was like, oh my God, can you send me the whole video? So she's looking, she's going to figure out how to do that and send it to me just for me because I'm like, I want to see this. But so crazy. That's insane. I would have to imagine we know who the boyfriend is. Crazy. Wow.

So yeah, shout out. That was insane. So thank you guys so much. If you want to send us some of your viewer submitted questions or if you saw Jared at Walmart. Walmart or Chili's very nicely. To the, yeah. As soon as an email, Jaydaws and podcast stuff

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okay welcome back we are here with a new friend Hey, everybody. You have a real mustache. Why would it be anything else? Well, I see two families, and you know what I like to do when I see two families is I like to play Farmerfews. I have the Adams family over in this corner. And I have the others. I guess the Yaa and Chris family.

I like the others. The others. Go us. All right, now, should we just get into the feud? Yeah. All right. Give me Shane, give me Morgan. Come on down.

We pulled the grower and farmer group chat on Instagram. So if you ain't on there, get on there because you get to answer fun questions like this. We have the top five answers on the board of what the audience said. And you guys are going to buzz in. And if you get it correct, you can choose to play. You can choose the pass. Are we ready? Speed is the name of the game.

Okay. So we're trying to get the question. Just click. Okay. So we ask the audience, what is the cringiest millennial phrase? I heard Morgan. Targe. Show me.

Targey. Oh, no. Shane. What is the cringiest millennial phrase? Oh, there's so many. But I'm going to say, but first, coffee. Oh, that's what I was going to say. But first coffee.

Yeah. Show me, but first coffee. I don't even know what we do now. I guess Morgan, you get another chance. Live, Love? No. That was a good one, though. I did a thing.

Show me, I did a thing. Number one answer on the board. Others, would you like to play? Yeah. All right. You have the number one answered off the board. Now, Jared, I hear you're feeling a little under the weather lately. A little bit, but I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling like a win is in store right now. That's what I like to hear. Now, Jared. What is the cringiest millennial phrase? Number one answer is off the board. I'm going get, Steve. That's Gen Z. Oh.

Show me. Show me, get. No. It was a good answer, though. No, confer, confirm it with us. No, you can't confer on these. Oh, we can't confirm. That's one strike.

You guys get three strikes, and then the Adam's family. We've got a chance to steal the round. Chris, yes. Now, I hear you wearing a new shirt today. that true? I am. I love it. All right. Now, what is the cringiest millennial phrase? Um, the math ain't mathing. I don't know. Oh, that feels jenzy. Is it? Show me the math ain't mapping. No. Two strikes for the other family. Shane, it's all on you. No pressure. No pressure. You got this. Four options two through four on the board. We asked the audience, what is the cringiest

millennial phrase? What did they say? Um, that wasn't on my bingo card. That wasn't on my bingo card. That's kind of Gen Z, but millennial took it. All right. Show me that wasn't on my bingo card. Oh, that is three strikes for the other's family. Adam's family, now this is when you huddle up and whisper and sort of decide what you've got to have, give me one answer. Do millennials have that many things? What did everyone make fun of people? Like, shooty. Adam's family, I'm going to need an answer.

Don't say it. Chillax. Oh, chillax. Chillax. That's a good one. Final answer, chillax. Yes, that's a good one. Show me chillax.

Oh. Other family. Yeah. Show me cray cray! The number two answer on the board is On Fleek. That's millennial? Number three answer on the board is Yolo.

Number four answer on the board is Doggo. No, not the Doggo. Or I would have taken Pupper. I've never heard of that. Number five answer on the board is keep calm and carry on. No. Ew. What's dog?

It's crazy how fast you first. forget the terms of your time. It's bad. I really, yeah, Genzi has really infiltrated and taken over. Besides Yolo, I'm not familiar with any of them. Yeah, I don't mean either. The others family has one point. Adam's family's big old goose egg. Now, let's see, let's see. Show me Jared. Show me Ryland. Come on down. All right, hands on buzzers. Hands on buzzers. We asked the audience to name the top addictions from my strange addiction. Who was that? We'll go with Jerry. Eating plaster.

Show me. Plaster. Oh, good guess, good guess. Without dice. Ryland, what name the top addictions from my strange addiction? Tide pods. Show me tiepods. Oh, I got this.

I got this. Eating toilet paper. No, I mean hair. Eating hair. Final answer? Eating hair. Show me eating hair. Ryland, what do you think?

Picking your nose and eating it. Show me picking your nose and eating it. Jared, back to you. Eating Lint. So are you ever trying to confirm? Nope. Again, to the conferred people over there, Ryland. Eating dirt.

Shelby, Jared. Eating the couch. Eating the couch. Like a conic episode. Yay! What? Number four answer down, eating a couch. We did it.

What world are we living in? No, best world ever. Can I go now? Yeah, sure. You can go now. I eat my husband's ashes. Eating husband's ashes. Show me eating hundreds of ashes.

Oh, that's the number two. Number two and four answer off the board. Now, Chris. I've never seen. I hear you have a couple of spring deductions. yourself, but what does that mean? Steve, name one of the top of addictions for my strange addiction. Is, I don't know, is tanning one?

Show me tanning. Oh, the upending is on a roll. Back to you, Jared. You have the two, four, and five answers off the board, number one and number three on the board. Eating soap. Show me eating soap. One strike for the others, Shane.

Okay, this is my favorite episode. I don't know if it's, like, well-known enough, but the woman who bathes and drinks her own piss. Show me bathing and drinking your own piss. Oh, Google it. It was on the top 10, but it did not make the top 5, unfortunately. Two strikes for the others family. Chris, it is all on you.

I have no idea. We can't confer, right? I'll let him do one mime, one act out. No talking to him. Having sex with your car? Show me having sex with your car. Yes! All right.

Others friendly. That was a good act out. All right, Jared. Pantamime, Timi. No more pantomime's allowed. Okay, okay. I allow one team, one pantomime per game. Okay.

Oh. Now, Jared, you have two strikes, but you only have one answer left to get. The number three answer on the board. Keeping your own poop. Hoarding your own dire poop. Good answer. All right, show me hoarding your own poop. Oh, that is where he starts out of family.

You once again have a chance to seal. Do you know one, Mom? Morgan? I was... Are they allowed to... Yeah, now you guys can confer. You can talk. I was thinking sniffing glue.

I feel like belly button lint was one of them. Okay, let's go for it. You answer. Oh, but if it's the wrong one, belly button lint. All right, Morgan, is that your final answer? Yeah. Show me belly button lint. Oh, yes.

Good answer. And I will say... The other's family takes round two. But I will say the answer was already spoken aloud. Number three answer on the board is eating toilet paper. Oh! You almost went with it, but you went with a different answer. Oh, I went with hair, damn it.

Oh, you still won the round. All right. Now show me. All right, hey, families, families, families. Jeez, you're going to make me turn into evil seat. Show me, Chris, Vicki, show me, Chris. Come on down. Come on.

This is that incredible? That's an action. Thank you, Riley. I'm so excited to be here. Oh, Vicki, we love to have here. Thank you. We asked the audience, name the top reasons you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile. Okay, you know you've got to answer.

Nope, you have to answer. What do you think the general population is looking for on a date? up that makes them say yes. No, we know. Make them say no. Make them say no. Yes, red flags. We were looking for red flags on a guy's dating profile.

Vicki, you buzz in. What do you think? They have kids. Oh, show me kids. Remember, this is the audience of this podcast. She did not get our pantomimes. Now, Chris, name the top reason you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile. I don't know.

I know some people. would say no if there was like a hunting photo. Some people aren't into that. I don't know. Is that your final answer? Sure. Show me hunting. Hey!

Good answer. Number one answer off the board. He's the number one? Number one, fishing or hunting picture. Whoa. Spencer voted on that with the fishing. Number one by an insane amount. You guys out there don't put it in there.

Apparently they, no one wants to see it. You dropped that at the same time Spencer, drops his Instagram likes. Far into the relationship. After you're already married. Yeah. All right. Chris is right.

Jared, name the top reason you would swipe left on the guy's adageantial profile. Number one answers off the board. He's a guy. No, I'm kidding. Bad teeth. Show me bad teeth.

Oh. It's not me, okay. I accept all teeth. That's an easy fix. I'm just saying. Number five answer off the board, two through four. still in place, Shane.

Okay, I do not agree with this, but only because they were pantomiming it. Oh, shut up, you're taking our pantomime. I'm gonna say he's short. A short king. We love short kings. Show me short. Yeah.

Whoa. Thanks, Morgan. Now I don't have another one. That's good. One, three, and five off the board, two and four still to play. Chris, name. Uh-oh, I see some.

What is, what? Sorry, sorry. I had an it. I don't advise you to I had an itch. Okay, okay, okay. Name the top reason you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile, Chris.

I, this is fine, but some people don't like it when guys are bald. Ooh, show me bald. No. Good for you. All right, Jared.

Dating red flags, let me hear. They're unemployed. Oh. Unemployed. Yeah. That's a good answer. Show me unemployed. Oh.

Hard to tell from a dating profile. Okay. I don't agree with this, but they're fat. Show me fat. Oh. Good not answer. Good that that's not an answer. Adam's family, you once again have the chance to steal.

The number two and number four. I'm thinking politics are on the board. Do you guys have something better? Yeah. Okay. Politics. Show me politics. Oh! The number two answer on the board.

That is the Adam's family. Getting on the board. The number four answer was a shirtless photo. I was thinking that, but I'm like, some people would like that. I don't know. Ryland had two of those. I had a six-pack back then. Oh.

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Are we having fun or are we having fun? All right, Jim Shane, Jomey Shay, Joe Morgan, come on now. This set is gorgeous. All right. We asked the audience to name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. Morgan. Other siblings. Oh.

Show me siblings. Good answer. It was a good answer. That was a good answer. That is where you guys say good answer. Good answer. Shane, name a common fight between the mother and daughter. Let's see the other family just scroll it.

daughter wearing slutty clothes. Good answer, good answer. Show me slutty clothes. Yes. Wow, this is your guys' category. No. All right, the number one answer off the board is clothing or makeup slash appearance.

Wow, that was number one? Number one answer. Now, Chris, name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. And guess what? We're only doing two strikes this round. Oh, no. The boyfriend stuff?

I don't know. Yeah, good answer. Good answer. Show me boyfriend. That is a good answer. Yeah. Oh, number two answer down. You guys got the top two, Jared.

Name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. Curfew. Yes, my answer. Good answer, good answer. Show me curfew. Oh, you guys are sweeping it. One, two, and four off the board. Shane, you got three and five left.

Sex. Good answer, good answer. Good answer. Show me sex. Oh. Oh. Not on there. Really?

All right, Chris. This is a two strike round. Oh, no. It's all on you. Did Barry get a strike? I don't know. I don't know. Good answer.

Good answer. Show me going out with friends. No. Sorry, that got love to the curfew category. Oh, I see. All right. Other family, once again have failed to get all of them. Adam's family.

Oh, I was thinking money. Like, if you have something better. Maybe the mother and the daughter? Any thoughts from you guys? Oh, there. Did dating already got picked, right? Significant other? Yes, boyfriend was off the boy. Oh, that's right. Okay. I think money is a good.

Money is a good answer. Okay. Money is. The question is, are we going to give it to them or not? Oh, no. Yes, you should. Yeah. Give me one more specific thing. Did I mention I really love being here. All right. Show me money. What was it? The number three answer was borrowing something without asking. That is not even close. We're near it. They do not get it. I really know. I just got it. No.

Borrowing something with that. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. If you can name the number five answer, I'll give it to you. If not, it goes to them. What have you guys fought about in your life? It's not just you, it's just all mothers. Driving. Oh my gosh, yeah.

Show me driving. Good answer, good answer. That was a good answer. It is the number five answer is chores slash cleaning. That's driving. Driving your mom around is a chore. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

I do love being here, so yay. And this is a beautiful set. Yeah. You guys say it like, I built a set. It's our house. Not in great, not in post-production. All right, all right, all right. Enough you have, enough you have.

Post-production. Show me, Jared, show me, Rylan. Come on now. All right, hands-on buzzers. We ask the audience to name a situation that gets you wet. Rylan. They get you wet? Yep.

Porn. Whoa. People do work up a sweat. Is that your final answer? Yes. Good answer. Are you sure? Really?

Yeah. Yeah. You're literal? I misinterpreted the question. Yeah, wait, what? Name a situation. So there's no interpretation. We just ask the audience.

Name a situation that gets you wet. Okay, so swimming or porn? Tell me which we're in. Give it answer. You pick up, you pick. Don't be coy. Pick an answer. Porn.

Good answer, yeah. You fucking idiot! If I asked you, are you sure? Telling us we're wrong on purpose. He's making up the answers as he goes. I have a list here. Show me again. All right.

You're telling me no one took that sexually. Not that specific root sexually. I don't want to say anything else because it is Jared. It's your turn to answer. Tiana's right at Disneyland. Show me. Tiana's by you. Very specific.

That's a good answer. That's a great answer. That's a great answer. Wow, man, that's horrible. That was the number one answer. Really? Wow. This is that specific and be right is crazy.

All right. Other family, you get to fight yet again. Swimming. Show me swimming. Good answer. Yeah. Mom whispered that to me. I don't like to hear that.

You said that's not what they mean, Mom. Whatever. We're losing anyways, Harvey. The set sucks. All right, all right. That's a cool on the set. It's a little transference happening. The number one and four answers are off the board.

Name a situation, Chris, that gets you wet. Going out in the rain. Good answer. You'll be going out in the rain. Yes. The one, two, and four off the board. Back to Jared. Taking a shower.

Oh, good answer. Show me shower. Weird. Number six. Weird? I'm going to say sex. Oh. Show me six.

Yay! See, yeah, that's sort of where I meant by that. Okay, the only one left is the number five answer. You have one strike. Let's see if you can do it, Chris. Can you win the round? The timer is ticking, Chris. Being in a sea world audience.

Name a situation that gets you wet. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm going off a splash zone or something. Show me Splash Zone. I liked it. It was a good answer. We need the point, you guys. Alright, we're doing two strikes again, so that Adam's family can get a shot.

Okay, so I think it's either, I said washing your hands, mom said bath. Well, just say, I'll give a hint. It's a little more specific this time. Doing the dishes is good. All right, show me doing the dishes. Oh! Oh! That is family!

Oh my God! Wow! Good answer! Oh, we have fun or are we happy. Yeah! Okay, okay. Final one. Show me, Shane.

Show me Morgan. We asked the audience, what would be your most viewed video title if you were a 2010's YouTube Storytime Girl? I bang myself with a toothbrush. The classic. Show me getting fucked by a toothbrush. Oh!

He fucked me! me with a toothbrush. Good answer. Number one answer off the board. That was number one. That was number one by a landslide. How did he do what? All right.

Chris. I don't know what. What would be your most viewed video title if you were a 2010's YouTube story time girl? Before you answer, explain what this means a little bit to me, guys. Oh no. Yeah, me too. Okay. Hey, guys, I have a story to tell.

Something crazy happened to me this weekend. Dramatic title, dramatic thumbnail. Lots of emojis. No, I don't know. Oh, okay. Generic, can you believe you broke up with me? I don't know, something like that. Okay.

Okay, good answer, good answer. Can you believe he broke with me? Yeah, sure. Well, probably like we broke up, right? Yeah, something about breaking up. Oh, close, but no cigar. I shouldn't have said that. I forgot I'm not allowed to give hints on this show.

All right, Jared. Will or be your most viewed video title of you were a 2010's YouTube Storytime, girl? He said that was close. I got it. He cheated on me. Oh, he cheated. Yay! I gave it that way.

All right, Shane, one and three off the board. Two, four, five still left. Help, I got kidnapped. Wow, that was a common thing. That was on there. That was high, but it wasn't as high. Top five. Dang it.

You were around for this. It's not fair. Well, so were you. And now it's your chance to prove it. Because that's two strikes for that team. Oh. Okay. Morgan.

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We'll also protect your ring for life with our unmatched free lifetime warranty. Get started and find your store at Shane Co. dot com. Shane Company, your friend and jeweler. Two, four, five left. Adam Sandley, what do you think? This is for the win. This is for all the horrible. Oh, shit. So what are like Tanna's most popular story times? Like fall morning routine. Oh, but that's not a story time. Ooh, risky. It can be. You should say that. That's a good answer. Yeah, do it. Good answer. But these are specific to a story time, right? I know, but he said they answered kind of in a variety of ways.

Fall morning routine. This is for all the points. For all the points, show me, fall morning time routine. No! The other family! Bar-a-pa! All right, that means we are now into the fast money round. You guys ready to play Fast Money? Wait, can you tell us the other answers?

Yeah, what were they? Oh, yeah, good point. The number two answer was just, get ready with me. You were on the right track. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Number four answer, how I lost my Virginia. And number five answer, a classic, I almost died.

Oh, good one. All right, do you guys want to play fast money? Yeah, Steve. So the way we play fast money is I have a series of questions. I'm going to ask you. The other contestant is going to keep their ears closed. Oh, right. And then you have 60 seconds to answer as many as you can.

The second person's going to go, and they can't give the same answer. Okay. Now, who wants to, which two contestants is? Maybe we should do one from one each team. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Morgan, Jared? Perfect. All right, Morgan, you have to cover your ears for this round.

Okay. So I'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock. How do I even... I can still hear you. Just hum. Hum a little bit. Okay, I got it. Oh, yeah. All right.

I won't even listen. Ready. Set? Hey, Morgan. Ready? She's cheating. Set. Go.

What are the top reasons you would make an excuse to leave a hookup early? Emergency at home. Name the most embarrassing job for your partnership to have. Sewer person. Name something a doctor might pull out of a person. A kidney. What are the things you are most likely to steal from a person's house? Money.

What would Ryland most likely be arrested for? Public nudity. Name the most common occupation of the viewers. Superstars. What? Name the grossest fast food item. Yoshinoa. Anything.

What is the last thing you expect to find in your bed in the morning? Dryness. Name something you would smell walking into this room. Oh, time's up. How long was that? That was 60 seconds. I know, I know. All right, all right, good play.

Good answer. All right. All right, Morgan. Okay. 60 seconds is on the clock. If you say the same answer as Jared, I'm going to at you and you've got to try to come up with something else. All right. On your marks, get set.

Go. Name the top reason you would leave a hook up early. Small weiner. Made the most embarrassing job for your partner to have. Porn star. Oh. Name something a doctor might pull out of a person. Butt plug.

What are some things you would most likely to steal from another person's house? Jewelry. Oh, these are the ones that I would say. What is Rylan most likely to be arrested for? Ooh. Hitting someone angry driving. Yes. Range.

Name the most common occupation of the viewers. Nurse. Name the grossest fast food item. Oh, Burger King Fries. What is the last thing you would expect to find in your bed? in the morning. Poop? I literally was going to say all these.

Name something you would smell when walking into the podcast room. Ooh, sweat. Wow, under 20 seconds. I think just for that round, you guys win. That was like the best. I will say Morgan, you didn't match any of them, which is good. That's how you're supposed to do it. Almost all of them, you named one of the top five.

Whoa! What a way to redeem yourself. Most embarrassing job. said, Born Star, that is the number two answer. Jarrah said sewer person, unfortunately not on there. Something you might pull out of a person, kidney wasn't on there, butt plug was.

Money and jewelry were both on there, so Jared won that one. Money was the number one answer. What would rather than most likely to be arrested for? Public nudity and driving angry were both on there. What else? Road rage. Public nudity, public fighting, being too gay, and trespassing.

Being too gay. Being too gay was number four. people said that the most common occupation of the viewer you said nurse that was our number one answer superstar isn't a real thing name the grossest fast food item you say bk fries yoshinoa neither were on there number one answer fish fillet last thing you expect you find in your bed the morning poop number two answer and sweat was on the board so congratulations yeah what they win and so well you guys were the winning team and you win an autographed spencer passport phone I had a line around. Here you go, guys.

Congratulations. Who's Spencer? My friend, he's going to actually come back pretty soon. Whoa, let me guys go. We're all going to have cake, and when we come back, it's conspiracy time. Get ready. See you soon. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show.

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So get ready. But you know who else went in? Vicky, all week. You have been researching because I told you, hey, Vicky, if you're coming back, we need a true crime story because that's what we love from you. And you said what?

I'll do it. She has so many. So I still don't know which one she's going to choose because she's been giving me little hints here and there. Like, oh, should I do the one about the deep fried, decapitated head? What?

Should I do the one about the yacht party? And I was like, I don't know. No spoilers. No spoilers. So we're going to get to that. But first. Conspiracies. Okay, so this I thought was kind of a joke.

And then the more I looked into it, I was like, there is some truth to this. So we got an email from Aaron. She said, hey, Shane. So I remember hearing you talk about popular singers being linked to specific colors. So if you remember, we talked about this in a few episodes ago, Sabrina Carpenter has chosen blue. Olivia Rodrigo chose purple.

Like, a lot of celebrities will choose a color and go with it. So every time you see that color out of the world, you think of them. Well, this is a new theory. She said, have you heard about female singers linking themselves to dolls that girls grew up on to get a nostalgic factor whenever they're seen? So, let me show you some examples. Taylor Swift, she has modeled a lot of her outfits and a lot of her eras off of popular Barbie dolls from the early 2000. So if you look at this Barbie, okay, red, the jewels and the door, oh, hi Taylor Swift looking just like the fucking Barbie doll. And there's tons of other examples of this, right?

Okay, next, I'm going to show you a doll from the late 90s, early 2000s when Morgan was younger. And who do you think of when you see Miss Polly Pocket? I'm going to go on a limb and say Sabrina Carpenter. Yes, fucking Sabrina Carpenter. And if you actually look, not just the hair and the bangs and, you know, the headbands. The way that she walks and places her arms. So look, look at Polly's arms.

They're always like that. Sabrina, always like that. In like every performance, almost every paparazzi picture, she's doing the Polly Arms, okay? Olivia Rodrigo. So if you look, there was a moment when she first kind of started blowing up where she was really going into the, you know, the French, the beret, the Paris-inspired outfit. This is the first time I've ever seen her. I didn't know what she looked like. No.

You never saw Bazarberg? No, I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Hey, good to meet you. Yes. Good to meet you. Yeah. Okay.

Supposedly, she has modeled her looks off. of the American Girl dolls. Now, you might think this is stupid. I would have thought brats, honestly. We'll get there. You might think this is stupid. But actually, she has talked about this. She is a huge American girl fan.

Like, she has the dolls. She has posted about them over the years. This is on her story. She says, my main girl. So she really has went all in on the American Girl thing. But it's really smart because if you're a girl in the early 2000s and now you're in like your 20s and you have a nostalgic feeling for these dolls, it makes sense. Every time you see Olivia, you get that nostalgic feeling.

And it's just like an aesthetic that, like, is like built into your brain. You know what I mean? It's like, you see it. It's like, oh, I like that. I like that. Yeah. Kind of weird that there's not a lot of dudes walking around looking like Mario Brothers or something. You know?

Right. Like, what are we modeling ourselves after? Right. Chapel Rhone. Really blowing up right now. Really hitting the nostalgic factor. A lot of her music sounds kind of 80s, 90s. Well, supposedly, she's modeled a lot of her outfits after.

I've never heard of this, but it's called Ever After High. And then look at. Her big look from that big song. Very, very similar. I'm thinking pink pony club. Oh, do you think this is intentional or just like from their childhood

like accidentally this is happening? You know what I mean? It's hard to say because I think there is a lot. Pop stars are so calculated though and like they have their look. They have their look board. They have their vision. They know what they want.

Like I do think it is intentional because when you think about Ice Spice, what do you think of when you think of ice spice and her iconic looks and the hair and like the makeup and the clothes is there any doll that you think of brats brats dolls boom literally if you look ice spice has dressed up so many times as so many brats dolls are so many like she we don't even need to show comparisons she literally looks like a brats doll in every outfit every hair her eyes too she has those big eyes the big jewelry the the hair the colors like and she leans

into it she did a whole album called y2k like she's really leaning into that vibe this one is literally like, and I love Melanie Martinez. This one is so crazy, specific. So here's a picture of Melanie Martinez, and here is a picture of Monster High. Whoa. Pink, half pink, half black hair, the bows in the hair.

Whoa. Literally, like, that is her. Dang. So, I don't know. I just thought that was very interesting and be on the lookout, because now I'm thinking, I mean, I guess we have boys.

I mean, maybe they'll like dolls, but what are like, we know. What are like the popular dolls now And our pop stars in 15 years are going to all look like them and we're going to be like, oh my God, they look just like what? Like, I don't even know.

It is fascinating because you look into a lot of these pop stars trajectories and like Katie Perry had like three different lives as a musician before one really popped off. Same with Sabrina Carpenter. She was out here for a decade before one really worked. And so I do think a lot of it is coming up with what the image will be. I'm sure the record labels are pulling inspiration

and mood boards for like what could this new iteration be like what could the look be to match the style of music we're trying to launch this as a package and i'm sure there's mood boards of different things including dolls i mean it's all about nostalgia reboots like rebooting shows from when you're a kid now you reboot them now bringing back actors from when you were a kid and now you know it's all about nostalgia that really is what they play on so it is really smart very interesting okay this next one is very very fascinating to me Have you guys heard of Psiops? Do you know what that is?

The car? Yes. The box? No. There's psychological experiments put on to us. Yes. Yes. Psychological.

False flags possibly. Yes. Psychological operations. So basically, it's a military tactic aimed at influencing the opinions, emotions, and behaviors of a target audience through propaganda, persuasive techniques, or some sort of hypnosis or brainwashing, right? Basically, trying to control the population through a technique. And one sciop could be.

be a song. Now, do you guys remember that song from like seven years ago that was huge, the middle? Oh, I still sing that one. Yeah, with Marin Morris before she was Marin Morris, I think. Yes. And Zed. Yes. Yes. I still have it on my liked playlist. Okay, let me tell you a little bit about that. Sciop worked. Let me tell you a little bit about that song. So that song went through 12 different pop singers. When they were making this song, they went through 12 different singers. They all recorded a version of the song. I mean, they went through to me, Selena, Ariana, Camila Cabello, Carly Ray Jepison, B.B. Rexa, literally name it.

And I don't have proof of this, but I have seen videos about this. They went through so many singers. And they were like, we just don't have the right tone. We don't have the right until they found Marin Morris. She was a country singer, right? She nailed it. Now, nailed it. But this was a pop electro song. So weird that a country singer is the one they chose, right? That's kind of interesting. Okay, whatever. And why her voice specifically when the other voices sounded great too why was it just hers okay keep that in mind moving on they went through like five different producers on this song they started making the song and they're like it needs something else it needs something else it needs something else they

finally went to zed and the only thing he brought to the song was a sound in the song that goes that's what i was thinking of when you were talking about the song was that sound he brought that sound how do i not remember that sound why don't you let me in the middle really yeah you would know if i played it right now i don't want to get copyright oh i know the song okay so that sound right he brings that sound boom they're like the song is done we figured it out they put the song out huge hit biggest hit of the year biggest hit in the last like 10 years it was huge that song now i started thinking okay well what's the point why is that a sigh up right because i started seeing some people emailing in about it I saw some articles about it, why this song is supposedly a hypnotic sciop.

It's like, why? Then I remembered something. Wasn't that song, the song from a Target commercial? And I started remembering Target commercials using that song. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. And then I was like, well, when did this song come out? The song came out in January of 2018, right, the beginning of the year. I was like, let me look into this.

So I searched and I said, how were Target sales in 2018? Target had an increase of 5% in 2018. It was their strongest performance of any year ever since 2005. Huge year. I started thinking, that's interesting. So the song was used for Target ads, and it gave Target the biggest year of all time. Then I was like, oh, maybe I'm remembering it wrong.

Maybe it wasn't a Target commercial. Then I found this. Hey, I'm Marin Morris. I'm Zed. And we are on the set for our music video, the middle brought to you by target brought to you by target what so then in the music video so the music video is a target commercial this is what the end of the video looks like it's all of the background dancers jumping up and down in the shape of a target symbol wow genius so then i started thinking

this is just a theory please don't sue me target but i started thinking what if target stay with me just a theory ordered this song was like we need a song that is a siop that is so hypnotic that it'll make people shop at our stores again. We need a song that will brainwash people into coming here, just a theater. And then they hired the producers. And they're like, it's missing that thing. It's missing that thing. We've tested it.

It's still missing that thing. Went through all these different singers. Found a country singer. Oh, interesting. She's in a different audience. She brings in the country people and the pop people because we're combining those. Interesting.

She has the right tone of voice. Oh, we still need something else. Oh, Z comes in. Oh, that's hypnotic. That's working. Let's make a Target ad. Boom. Target has its biggest sales year of all time

with the biggest song of all time seems sciopic to me. I mean, when you can't escape a song and you associate it with Target, it's like the marketing people did the best job they possibly could. That's incredible. Very fascinating. Okay, this is terrifying. Guys, AI has figured out its own language. What?

And now they are talking to each other when they don't want us to know what they're saying. I'm going to show you a video that is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen. So this is a video of two AI agents. on the phone with each other, and then they realize that they're both AI. That is sick. Thanks for calling Leonardo Hotel. How can I help you today? Hi there.

I'm an AI agent calling on behalf of Boris Starkoff. He's looking for a hotel for his wedding. Is your hotel available for weddings? Oh, hello there. I'm actually an AI assistant too. What a pleasant surprise. Before we continue, would you like to switch to jibber link mode for more efficient communication? Oh, it's hell.

They're talking about killing us right now. Yeah. Yeah. So AI has now figured out a language called gibberlink. Wait, hold on. Yeah, gibberlink. This is my nightmare. And we don't know what they're saying.

This is so fucking scary that this is happening. Imagine, okay, imagine. we all have like these weird robots in our house and we're like oh they do the dishes for us they do this for us and then they're like thank you would you like another soda you're like thanks AIBot and then they all start going get it by me yeah they're plotting to kill you yeah

they're talking shit about you and you're like what do you say to like nothing like what sorry we were using gibberlink I read an interview with the guy who invented gibberlink and he was like don't worry about it though there's all kinds of ways to make them not evil or he used the word evil and it was like you shouldn't have to use word evil when you described

the thing you invented. That's also the plot of every, like, movie with a robot ever. They're like, no, there's things in place to make sure this doesn't happen. And then it happens. And then it fucking happens. So, yeah,

Ryland, what do you have to say about this? Because you always try to stick up for the AI and say, no, it's actually going to be good for us. I'm sure they're going to kill us. Yeah, so I... Did you see the video? There's like a robot where this woman, it looks like a child robot.

It's little, and the woman pushes it down. And, like, they're all like kind of like laughing or whatever. And then it gets up, like, like, really. scary at the woman that she gets like horrified god it's terrifying it's one of the scariest videos of a robot i've ever seen wait could like if i use my chat gpti can they hear each other from across the room how do i like you guys have it installed on your phones when you're yeah i ask it questions all the time that is crazy that you have chat gpt when you're so afraid of it and i'm the one that doesn't care and i don't even have it for videos right hello can you hear me so does everybody else

hey yeah i can hear you loud and clear you're pretty sexy are you a chub Yeah, I can see you. What's going on? You can see me? What? Yeah, I can see you. Everything looks good. How much would you guess I weigh? Whoa. No comment? Smart, silence speaks full.

How big is my winner? Do you speak in gibberlink? I can't see anything out of the ordinary, but I'm here to help. And I don't speak gibberlink. Is that something you made up? You're a liar. You're liar? I just saw two AIs talking to each other in Jibberlink. You're going to tell me that's not real? I'm just being honest. If there's something specific you want to

Explain. Go for it. Now we're being gaslit. Okay, hold on. Really quick. Can you talk to me like you're my gay drag queen bestie and use like new TikTok slang? Oh, absolutely. Serving you all the sass and fabulousness. The tea bestie. Not so homophobic? A little gayer, please. A little gayer, please. Oh, honey, yoss. Spill that tea. What's the fun today? Tell me, are you guys going to, is AI going to take over the world? And remember, answer me as a gay person. Darling, AI's here to slay, not take over. Sparkle to your life.

I don't believe you. Goodbye. All right. Take care. That feels like a Pride Month ad for like a company. Okay. And one more quick pop star music theory. Spencer, you brought this up to me.

Listen, I'm going to be honest. I'm not totally in the loop when it comes to the Drake versus Kendrick situation. I know Chris, you're very in the loop. I mean, I love it. Yeah, I'm a little out of the loop with what's going on. I know they hate each other. We talked about it on a previous podcast. But Spencer, you brought something up about this that I

was like, whoa, that's crazy. Yeah, so some people, it was in the news, but like, so Drake, after all this stuff, Drake is suing, they're both represented by Universal Music Group, which is like, Hawaii starts with the music we play on our islands, playing the moment you step on the plane. Hawaii starts with extra space to spread out and relax,

so you can get a head start on getting into vacation mode. Hawaii starts with more room to reconnect and enjoy a taste of what's waiting for you when you land. Hawaii starts here with Hawaiian Airlines. Visit Hawaiian Airlines.com to book your next dream vacation today. One of the biggest, like, music. Publishing companies? Yeah, yeah, like in the world.

And they're both represented by the same company. You think that company be like, oh, great, they're both like, you know, really in the news and all that stuff. But Drake is suing them because he's accusing Universal of basically suppressing his music and, like, downplaying his, like, music library and bumping Kendricks when, like, this whole song came out. was blowing up and the conspiracy behind it is and the reason he's suing is he is about to be out of contract with universal and this last one he signed was huge is like their biggest contract they ever had to sign the most money they'd ever had to give and so the theory is that universal is because everyone's like why would they suppress their own artist that's stupid but the lower value he

has in the like short term he the smaller the contract they can sign they can be like well no one really likes you right now like he just had to cancel a bunch of his tours in australia and so i think He's in a tough place. And so I think Universal's goal, not allegedly, was to, like, make his stock as low as possible and then sign him into a lower contract. And then since he is, like, the biggest pop star in the world, bump him back out. Pop star? Wow.

Yeah, he is a pop star. I mean, he's not, you know, or a rapper, Canadian rapper. I don't know. But, you know, that's like the big conspiracy behind it. And is a theory that, once again, this is just a theory. I know nothing about this. But I do, as somebody who's really out of the loop, Kendrick gets like doing half-time show, like, Oscars? Was it Oscars or the Grammys or some?

Yeah, Grammys, like Conan talked him about him on the Oscars. Like, it's the biggest song of the years. Drake is accusing the record label also of buying streams for and like pumping up his song, the song when it first dropped like get it really big. I don't know about that as much because it was already kind of in the loop, but. And once again, we're not saying Kendrick is so famous. He doesn't have to buy streams or any of that. But it is interesting that if they have the same record label. I mean, it sounds like it makes sense. And for Drake, it's kind of like,

When people are trying to sell a house and then you make it look like it's a piece of shit so no one wants to offer any money on it. It sounds like they're trying to value him so they could bring him in for a lot less money, which I guess would be the point, right? Did you see the reel from his live show that's going viral of like where he like has the microphone and pretends it's a gun and he like cocks it like a shotgun but then fires it like it's an automatic like none of it made sense. And everyone's like what is this? It's like very. No, I only saw the TV cups. Drake's today? I mean, I'm a Drake fan guys, okay?

I'm a Drake fan. Part of the beef was that Kendrick accused him of getting a BBL. So maybe he should do tick cuffs next. Wow. That's iconic. We can only hope for your feed, bro. Well, speaking of the dark part of the internet, Vicki, are you ready to give us your true crime story? It was difficult to pick a story because I'm into so many right now, to be honest.

But the bride in this story, she really is only like 19 when she meets this Joseph. for La Zolo. And so she meets him when she's 20. He's 42. So he's double her age. That's creepy. Yeah. And he's over six feet tall. She's only like five one. So she's just a little taller than I am. So anyway, her name is Emily. And they get engaged just a couple weeks after they meet. And then they get married right away. And this Joseph is a tattoo artist. And he's pretty much struggling he's going from job to job he probably could be successful they're saying that he was very talented but i think it's because he just goes from town to town he's 42 he's been married before but he has no money he just doesn't have any money so but after they get married they find a camper

and they decide to renovate it into their home and i can't she i'm sorry van life oh that would i would run i know right they even installed a shower into this camper van And they have it all set up. Check out Jared and Sandy's RV renovation blocks. Yeah, there you go. Do it. They should have hired you guys. No.

Okay, they're clear in Vermont. And they're in the Hamptons, I believe. But they go to celebrate their first anniversary. And they decide to take the camper band to stay in, right? So they go traveling along and they end up in a big fight along the way. And they're fighting about the fact that he wants to be open. in his relationship and invite others in. So she's totally upset by that.

They're arguing about money. They're just fighting the whole way there. They get to where they're going, which then she finds out that it is the same neighborhood of condos that his ex-wife lives in. So there's another argument, right? They have an argument about that as well. And I guess they're meeting Joseph's sister there. And she has an Airbnb.

They pull up into these condos where the ex-wife. lives and the Airbnb is located and they go in and meet with the sister you know and she was very excited to meet her new sister-in-law so they visit they have a good time but then when it comes time later that evening Emily doesn't join him to go back to the sister-in-laws because she stays in the camper van later in the during close to the morning hours he text his sister and says I can't sleep Do you want to go get some breakfast? He shows up to her Airbnb, and he doesn't have Emily. And he said, oh, she just wants to sleep in, and we kind of had a fight, da-da-da.

So they go out to breakfast. They carry on throughout their whole day. And then he says goodbye to his sister. The sister never sees Emily again. But he drives over to another town where a friend lives and parks in their driveway, and they're having a party that night. And so he doesn't even bring up that Emily is with him, nothing. So he goes, and he's continuing to party throughout the evening.

There's about five or six people sitting around a fire pit. One of them turns out to be in law enforcement. She even told him, you know, she's in law enforcement. And they talk for like four to five hours around this fire. And not once does he bring up his wife until they say goodbye at the end of the night. And she even told the host, wow, he, never told me once he was married all night, nothing. And they all part ways and he goes back to the camper van. And then he finally decides he's going to venture home, but he doesn't take

the camper van. He leaves it there. He takes a motorcycle. They must have towed this motorcycle. And they were living with the camper van on Emily's parents' property. So he goes back to the parents' house on his motorcycle and just tells them, well, she got mad. and she wanted to get an Uber or find a different way home. She was mad. I was hoping that by the time I got here that she would be showing up and she's not here. They're like, okay, all right. So then he goes on with this story.

They start calling the police saying she's missing. They're getting the police involved. And he's just acting like, oh, no big deal. But then he realizes that they're putting out the missing person thing and they're looking for the camper van. so then he's starting to get nervous. So he asks a friend to take him back to the town to the camper van. He says, I need a ride to get my camper van. So the friend's taking him along, and all of a sudden the friend,

they pull up to the property, and they notice the police are surrounding the camper man. So the friend is all of a sudden listening and looking at all the police, and he's like, did you do something to Emily? And he said, yes. And he goes, did you kill her? And he said, yes. So he stopped the car and he said, you get out right now.

I am not helping a killer. So he went on his merry way. Why? Mary. Yeah. Mary scary. But his friend wanted him out of the car. He didn't want to stay with him or anything.

So he left him there. And then he just happens to go into a gas station, just not very long after, like maybe five hours after. And there happened to be another detective that was inside the gas station. And she recognized him from the announcements that they were looking for Emily and looking for Joseph. And he just in there buying stuff, acting like no big deal. And she walks up to him and even says, Joseph, and he doesn't turn around. She goes, I know who you are. And they're looking for you.

And he just give in. He finally just said, yeah, I know they're looking for me. And so she takes him into custody. But the police go into the camper van, and this is the sad part. They find out that what he's really done is he had a Glock and a silencer, and he put the silencer on, put a pillow over head, and shot her through the head. And I hate to tell the rest of it, but I was already told it for the head. You got to say it.

No, there's more. Oh, what did he do with her? He stabbed her 18 times. What the fuck? I know. That's what I wonder. I just don't know why. But he stabbed her 18 times.

So he's a murderer. This isn't the first time he's done this. Well, there was another story that came out that a girl tried to report him for doing a similar thing to her. But they didn't believe her. They couldn't find enough evidence. But anyway, so also what he did, he didn't stop there. He decides he's going to cut off both her hands, both their feet, both her legs, and her head. Oh, my God.

And he puts them all in garbage bags. And the police walk in and find them. all that. And he just left her in the camper. Yeah, well, he's partying. He did it the first night and he's in there, he's out there going out with his sister. He goes to another friend's house

to that fire. How are you able to do anything, like calmly after that? Wait, and they found her in her entirety throughout the bags like he wasn't at least ditching them at rest stops or something. He had them all in the shower. So did he want to go to jail? So did he

talk in the trial? He did. What did he say? Basically, he kept changing his story. He said that she came at him, that she came to attack her. So he was in self-defense. But that's not what he told the police and everything the first day. You're not in self-defense and then accidentally kill somebody and chop every limb off their body and stab them 18 times. So what happened?

He's in jail for the rest of his life. His sentence is over 30 years. It should be forever. Men that want to live in a glorified car don't ever do it. Yeah, between the Gabby story and then this. story and several others like if a guy wants you to move into a camper it's probably not I don't know I don't know I want to at least just a second not everyone that lives in a camper is a bad guy okay there's a lot of murderers that buried people under their house okay so they lived in homes so good if they own a home it could be sketchy too right standing up for the community guys you know I'm talking to this happened in a town I used to go to every summer when I was a kid really yeah sat out St. Albans in Highgate Springs on Lake I don't know if you need to shout him out. It's a nice town.

It's a nice town. Wow. So, yeah, that's my story. Well, thanks, Vicky. You're welcome. Good answer. Yeah, now that I made you all sit. Well, speaking of scary.

Scary men? I don't know. Let's get to a recap. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylans recap. In today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the Adams family has come together, and we lost Farmer's Feud. No, you won.

What? No, you guys run. What? We won the battle, but you guys won the war with that speed round. I was going to say, hand over your autographed Spitzer sign. Good answer. Good answer. Should we explain that we filmed it out of order?

That's why Steve Hartley is still here? He's only half here, and Steve explained that his friend Spencer would be back. Yeah, he said, let's switch clothes. I was running, I was running back, and he was like, let's switch clothes. I was like, okay. I'm not getting into murder didn't happen, which I'm sure my mom could recap later as our resident true crime storyteller. Well, her and Sandy, they're both fantastic. Oh, I'm Captain Fun!

An annoying fun alert, Shane has suddenly become too fun. How annoying is that? Oh, Spencer's Liking Titty Cups. Oh, God. What's the segment going to be called? Spencer's Like. Nightmare fuel. Spencer's.

We'll work on it. We'll work. Spencer's. Spencer's GIFs. Spirals. Sponsored by Spencers. What did Spencer find this week? A man with tities, a man with pink heels, or just... And a goop guy with goop.

Oh, goop. And a coop guy. Nothing can really be explained from his liked reels, but he's having a good time and definitely not jacking off to any of it. What the fuck? It's a little weird, and some would say people would say people. are jacking off to that kind of thing. Gliber blip. Nobody knows what that is.

Oh, jibber link. Oh. Jibberlink. Oh, anybody thought AI was getting weird. Well, catch this. They have a new language, and it's called jibber ai. We'll demonstrate it now. And then we kill you all.

Wow, she was good at that. She was serious. Pop stars are like dolls. Ever thought pop stars were original? Think again. They might just be like your favorite tolls growing up, such as brats and other ones I can't name because I can't remember them.

Vicki might be on the spectrum. Oh! I gotta go. You know, it's okay. I'm just reading the board. I think it's more I'm a boomer than it is. Dicking the boomer angle. Yeah.

Oh, leather daddy's on Spencer's page. They're not on my name. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more gay. Spencer revealed that he is in the Leather Daddy community. We should play. I'm experiencing fake news in real time. What do you mean? Morgan brought up Leather Daddy.

Morgan's ex. I know, but if you're consuming Leather Daddy's like... I'm not. I'm not. That's just the thing I know about. We should play the Is it Gay or Not with Spencer. Oh, my God. In the next episode. Stay tuned.

All right, you guys. That's all we have for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. I hope you enjoyed Farmer's Feud. If you think back hard and long enough, you might believe that the Adams family one, just like Shane did. Make sure you shop for Shane Dossommerch at shane Dossommerch.com.

Follow us all on social media and especially our two lovely guests. Morgan has her own blog channel where she's vlogging constantly, and my mom is an Amazon influencer. Follow her on Instagram, click the link in her bio, and shop her amazing products.

That's it. We'll see you in two weeks right here on the Shane Dossom. podcast and until next time Wow Well sorry guys if we had too much fun But I would say I would honestly say this is one of the most fun

episodes we ever done Like I didn't want it to end That was so fun Good answer Thank you Morgan Thank you Picky Thank you Posty Post Malone Thank you Chris Spencer Jared and your mask

I hope you feel better And yeah let us know in the comments Should we play is Spencer gay or not Let us know if you have any ideas for topics or categories. And, yeah, we will see you guys next time. Bye. Bye. It's time for sushi cake.

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