The Shane Dawson Podcast - My Worst Moment in Front of a Famous Youtuber! - Office Party Podcast Clip
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Smosh was my first plane ride.
What?
You flew with Smosh?
No.
On Smosh air.
No, it was back in 2009.
They reached out to me to be in one of their sketches.
And I was so nervous because they were in Sacramento when I was in L.A.
And I'd never been on a plane before.
So it's probably what?
2009, it's probably like 19 or something.
And I was just like, but I wanted to do it.
So I said, okay, but I was so scared, never been on a plane.
plane in my whole life. My mom and Jared
dropped me off at the airport. I was like scared.
They're just like, you'll be okay. She prayed over
me. And then
yeah, I got on the plane so plain sick.
Realized that's not fun.
Like, oh my God. It's the most embarrassing
way to throw up
is be stuck next to someone
throwing up next. My problem is I don't, my body
doesn't throw up normally.
So I feel like the
I get really car sick, but then I feel like
the throw up soaked into my
body and turns into diarrhea later.
Oh, interesting.
It always manifests as diarrhea with him.
But here's where the story gets worse.
I land, right?
I am so fucking sick.
I feel like I'm dying.
I'm like so nauseous, full of diarrhea.
Get off the plane.
They're smosh.
Hey.
And it's like, hey, it's like, hey guys.
And then they were like, okay, well, we're going to get in the car.
It's a three hour trip, babes.
Because, like, they live.
Maybe it was like two hours.
Yeah.
It was, you know, we were filming in like the middle of the mountains.
because it was like a camping skit or something.
So I'm like, okay, so I'm trying to be cool.
And they're like, yeah.
So now I'm in the back seat in the middle.
Going up to Mountain Roads.
Oh, after a plane, my first plane ride, I mean, the diarrhea was gathering.
So now we're like, there's no bathrooms in sight.
My stomach is doing that like diarrhea thing where it's like, so I'm like starstruck.
I'm seeing like here's what I'm seeing.
Or no, no, no.
What I'm seeing is Ian, he's driving.
Next to him is his girlfriend at the time, who was like, I loved her.
I'm now sitting, I feel, by the way, like a whale.
Even though at the time I probably was thin, but like, you know how my body's morphia.
So I'm a big fucking whale in between Anthony Padilla, who's like America's heartthrob.
You're in the middle.
Baby, why don't you?
Smosh.
So, like, he's sitting next to me just full heartthrob, you know, the tight jeans, the long hair, the swoop.
And I'm just, I feel like I'm sitting next to like the hot version of me.
And I'm just this whale filled with diarrhea swooshing around in the back seat.
That one of fucking guy.
Just gurgling.
Just gurgling away.
Just gurgling away.
And on my right side is like their assistant or something if I remember right.
So I'm just like dying.
I'm sweating because the diarrhea.
I'm like sweaty.
And then he just keeps going like, are you okay?
And I just like, yeah, I'm fine.
And he's just, and I was like about an.
hour in. I was like, can I be honest? I get a little car stick, so maybe we should pull over.
Oh, you have to throw up. And I'm like, in a way, in a way. In a way. Out my ass. Peking out of my
ass, really. So then Anthony pulls out, I think it was Dremamine. I'd never tried it before.
And what a world changer. He pops one. I pop one. We're in the back popping Drammine.
Why do you stay a victim now then if you know that exists?
Excuse me. Why do you stay a victim? It's a crazy thing.
Daying a motion sickness victim when he knows Dramamine exists.
Well,
you're not supposed to take it like all the time, I don't think.
And also it doesn't like, it's not like,
W.
It's like,
Gammarie,
I'm fixed.
It's like it takes a minute to work.
It takes like 30 minutes.
So like by the,
after 30 minutes before we get in a long car ride.
So then I get to,
we get to the mountains and they had,
it was like this nice house in the middle of mountains.
I don't know if they rented it or I don't remember what the situation was.
But yeah.
So then it was like,
now I'm living with them for a weekend.
I mean, this was my first time meeting them.
That's wild.
And they were smosh, right?
Like, it was so scary and exciting.
And I was just like, oh, my God, like,
meeting them for the first time, like, living with them.
And then we filmed the sketch.
And that was another scary thing.
That was the first time I'd ever been in someone else's thing.
Yeah.
Where, like, it wasn't my, you know, high up camera angle with, like,
a ringlight or something.
That you were editing.
Yeah.
And now, so then I got, like, I saw a glimpse of,
you know, and at the time I was wearing a girdle because I had all the loose skin.
Don't look at, oh my God, are you going to cry?
I just feel bad.
You're overcoming so much to travel to be in a video in the mountains with Smosh.
Worth that.
How's the video?
We should react to it.
It's been a while.
I don't know if they still have it up.
I mean, when we react to that, we could also react to my audition for Smosh.
Yes, please.
Fuck this podcast.
Didn't get it.
Where's that?
That's for like the new version where they have like a crew.
I had no idea what it was and my agent got me an audition for, they were like to be like the new.
They have, yeah, because they don't do most of it now.
They hold auditions like they would for like an acting role because they're all like sketch comedy actors.
Right.
Yeah.
So before I got my job at Clever, Clever was owned by the same company as them.
Sorry, I'm deroging your story.
Don't keep going.
So Clever was owned by the same company.
So I submitted an audition tape to Smosh.
Didn't get that, but jokes on them.
I ended up working in the same building as a full-time employee at Clever.
The joke is on them.
Hilarious joke, really.
No, I was, yeah, I have no business doing sketch comedy.
That wig says something.
But if I'm requested to do something, most times I'll try.
So you're in the mountains.
With my girdle.
With your own.
Thanks for bringing me back.
Yeah, and you could see.
So, like, I wore my, I've talked about this so many times, but sorry if you guys are bored, but I wore my mom's swimsuit as a girdle to keep the skin in check.
Was it a one piece?
It was a one piece.
Okay, well, okay, once again, I'll explain.
If it was a bikini that wouldn't make much sense.
It was a one piece for the top, but then the bottom wasn't really cinching much.
So I would wear her underwear.
She had like shapewear underwear.
Sorry, mom, shout out.
I would hoist that up to keep my stomach skin intact.
But I would cut the crotch so that my balls would hang out.
So if you would have got pantsed, it would have been.
Oh, my God.
It would have been a vision.
Oh, my, it looked like the bodies exhibit.
It was crazy.
Big old balls hanging around.
Women's panties.
The things they weren't panting people on set.
I mean, that's a very smosh thing to do.
To just get pants.
I feel like it was like jackass.
Yeah,
they wouldn't have not have done that.
So,
okay,
so I'm wearing that,
right,
but like they put me in a t-shirt,
which was scary anyways,
because like when you're,
like,
if you've ever seen old episodes
of Drake and Josh,
don't look for this
because that's his nightmare as well
as it is mine.
But like,
if you're wearing a girdle
for loose skin,
which I think he used to as well,
if you wear a t-shirt,
you can see the girdle.
So,
like,
I would always wear a hoodie
or something to,
like,
whatever.
So like,
And when I met Josh Peck, I brought this up because I was like, I knew that we were connected because when I saw you in Jared
Josh, I knew you were wearing a girdle like me.
And he was just like, oh my God, yes.
Girdle brothers.
Anyways, our girdle hood.
That's pretty good.
So, yeah, so I'm in a t-shirt.
And then I'm like, oh, how's it looking?
Oh, it's so funny.
And then I like see a moment of it on like the monitor.
And I just had a full mental breakdown inside.
because I can number one see the girdle.
Number two, I look huge because like, oh my God.
And now people are going to see me looking huge.
Like that.
So then now I'm in my head.
So I haven't actually ever watched the video.
I don't think maybe I saw like a moment of it.
I like promoted it and stuff.
But it was too scary for me because I felt so fat and ugly in it and the girdle situation.
So so yeah.
And then I remember there was comments just being like, wow, Shane's big.
I was like, oh my God.
So that is crazy.
sure looking back I was probably not but you know brains um so yeah that was a interesting
situation that's your first flight first flight first flight first collab first time meeting a big
YouTuber all rolled in that is crazy that is like that would be super diarrhea like crazy in their cabin
literally that's a rough place to do it too diarrhea like crazy but also like getting out of a body
girdle to diarrhea like crazy.
Well, first you have to pull those
balls back through the slit
and then pull the girdle down.
The visual of that is going to hop in forever.
I definitely already told the story.
So I'm so sorry if you've already heard it.
But there was girdle drama.
I've told this, right?
Have I not told this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
So my girdle, it was a two piece,
right? The swimsuit and then the
balls thing, right?
So when we got back to the cabin,
I always would take my girdle off at night.
to go to sleep because it was hurt my shoulders because it like is pulling so much attention.
And one of the boys wants to come in and have a kiki.
You're like not at when I'm out of my girdle please.
It's like the real housewives when they like don't want to be seen without makeup.
He's like not without my girdle.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So I like I take off the girdle and I put on like you know a big old hoodie and like you know
whatever just in just in case I catch one of the boys in the kitchen at the night.
I don't want them to see.
but I forgot my girdle in the bathroom
on the bathroom floor
so now it's not just a girdle
but it's a sweaty
stinky girdle
okay okay so and it's on the floor
I didn't know that so then
okay so we're kicking
we're like playing Yatzy or something
my big hoodie my titties are shaking
and I'm just like Yatsi
like having the time of my life
we go on a night walk
and I'm like oh should we go on a walk
and I was just like yeah the pitch black
hell yeah I can't see nothing
So that was great.
We come back.
The next morning I wake up and oh, okay, time to get my girdle.
Where is my girdle?
I can't find my girdle.
Can't find either piece.
You just know it's like hanging over the bathtub.
No.
So then I walk into the kitchen.
I'm like, oh my God.
And then one of them comes up to me.
He's like, oh my God.
Like, you know, don't, I forgot exactly how it happened.
But they were basically like, we think we found it.
It's so funny.
The best.
