The Shane Dawson Podcast - POP Conspiracy Theories and OUR BIGGEST FIGHT YET with SANDY!

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

In this episode Shane and the couch crew dive into some of the wildest conspiracy theories yet! They also have a very HEATED debate about one of Americas most beloved items. Throw in some new Mandela Effects and a very special guest, Sandy!, and you’ve got yourself a fun time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now, this is a video somebody sent me of mushrooms making music. What? I know. I know. What did you just say? Let's all watch this together. I'm leaving. I'm going to another planet.

Hey, okay, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, Easter edition. also Sandy edition I have never seen a response like that that was crazy that was so excited for you so exciting so I mean I didn't I you guys know I was very very nervous and it just was amazing I know we were sitting

what happened was we were at my mom's house why were we there did somebody die Shane? We were all together and I feel like that's a holiday or somebody it must it was your mom's birthday her birthday okay good oh she survived um so we were at my mom's house for her birthday and you were talking about starting a channel and maybe trying to do something on youtube and i was like you should come on the podcast and you were nervous and you fucking killed it oh thank you i was i was nervous um but thankfully you guys were just you're

too easy to bounce off of so it was good oh that triggered me for some reason um were you like nervous when it came out were you like regretting anything you said did it come out to your liking. Well, I love the episode. You guys didn't, everybody did amazing. I'm pretty sure I told Jared, I didn't want to watch it. So, like, I told him, at first I said, you know, just tell me what the comments are like, and then maybe I'll watch it.

Because I think seeing yourself for the first time on the internet is like, oh, yeah, a little bit. And he was like screenshoting some comments to me, and then I started watching it. And I read the comments, and it just, it was almost like, I just didn't know what to do. I was so, it just felt so much love. Oh, well, yeah, that was really cool. Jared, how'd you feel? Were you a proud hubby?

I was very proud. I feel like, you know, I personally know Sandy is really funny. And to be able to see people, you know, get all, get the joke she was saying, and she's so quick-witted. And, you know, I was very proud of her. Cute. Yeah, the farmer's comment took me out. Like, I thought about that for a minute. What did you say?

The farmers? Because we make them grow. Oh! Oh my God, that's amazing. So I'm always trying to figure out merch because I'm like, I'm so dumb with merch ideas, I don't know. And then all the comments were like, Farmer merch, Farmer merch.

And I was like, why did that's so genius? You know what? I didn't even think about it until afterwards, where I thought, oh my gosh, I don't know why we, no one really else thought about it. It just makes so much sense. Well, it gave the community. The grow community.

It gave the growing. community, constantly. It gave them, you know, something to, yeah, something to call themselves. So we're very grateful for you. Well, did you execute? What? The merch. No. I got to figure it out. Nobody's buying, I'm going to keep it real. Nobody's buying the merch anymore.

So like, you have a farmer's very specific. It's like, I don't know that I would wear that even as not a grower. I will say, though, now if you introduce the farmer merge, it adds a layer to the metaphor. And people would be like, oh, dude, they farm, they grow. Yeah, I get it. You know? I go to copy it. in that matching set.

But if you know, you know. Well, in farmers, you can farm anything. Or, you know, you don't really, it doesn't have to do it. It's not exclusive to penises. Exactly. You know? Happy Easter. Okay, I want to jump right into.

Actually, you know what? We haven't done this in a long time. Fashion update? Yeah, we'll do this. Well, now that Sandy's here, we really can't use that song anymore. Why? Well, because it excludes both of us. So fashion update.

Okay, so I tried to, like, get everybody kind of matching for Easter. I don't know if I succeeded, but Sandy killed it with her Easter. Yeah, I was told I looked like an Easter egg. So I killed it. Who told you that? My sister. Yeah, I think that's what I'm going for. So I think I won.

Well, Shane's been carrying an actual Easter basket around for three months. And I'm like, Shane, it's not Easter. But now it's finally on this podcast, at least, Easter. Like Lizzie walked in and she's like, why is there an Easter basket on your kitchen counter? Well, because I like to have all my things with me when I'm walking around the house. We'll show it. So sad. Okay.

Well, actually, thank you. Perfect segue. because I want to start this episode off with a fight. I feel like this podcast needs more drama. It needs more fights. It needs more like awkwardness. Yes. More?

Rude. You think there's already enough? I mean, the dress was such a... I'm not starting again, Chris. Don't even mention it. I was worried we weren't friends. Really? A little bit.

Chris, what happens is when you grow up in a household that's like toxic and kind of crazy and stuff, you know, you just kind of enjoy the fight, you enjoy the makeup, and you move on. Scary. I think that's a behavioral pattern that should be broken. Not to me. I'm scary to you? No, I actually enjoy it. You like fight us?

I mean, not fighting, but just expressing yourself. Oh, that's like full-blown screaming at each other. It gets the blood pumping. Jane doesn't like debating for fun. Like, because I'm the kind of debater that, like, we'll stand on the kitchen table and start screaming. Well, just to be fair, that's not debating. That sounds more or less like. Well, if you don't see my point.

argumentative. It's how you got to win. I'm right there with you, Ryland. I think we and Ryland are kind of the same. Maybe you two should have a debate. Yeah. What does we disagree upon? You can stand on the dining table. You can stand on the kitchen table. It would be fun. I have a feeling we'd agree on most things. That'd be fun. Well, let's say if you agree on this, because I was in the kitchen earlier before we started the show and you guys were all crowded around like little raps around the kitchen counter just going at it with the little Girl Scout cookies that Ryland bought. And I don't get it. think they suck.

What? I think they fucking suck. I think they're overrated. Fuck this organization. I think they're overpriced. I think they're not very good. Do you know what it goes to? Like, maybe it does some good for the world.

Some bullshit. What does it actually go to? I have no idea. I don't know where it goes to. Fact check, I guess. I don't know. Listen. According to Google,

is 76% of the cost of each box is reinvested in local girls. To do what? Well, I will say I did. These bids ain't wearing diamonds. Where the fuck is it going? I did see that there was actually a group in New York that it was, I believe it was girls that were in shelters and they were like raising money to help themselves. Okay. Well, now I feel bad.

Listen, I will buy them. I will give them all my money. Yeah, you try saying no to the girls outside of rounds. They are fucking mean. They're not mean. They're looking at you and they're like, Girl Scout and they stand at both entrances. So you can't even like dodge them. You have to face them.

And then they look you straight in the eye. And they're like Girl Scout cookies and I'm like. And now they take them. because that's how I know. Before you could say, oh, I don't have half. And now they pull out their little Zelle. When I was, like, eating half, because I feel like I ate half of them, I'm so sorry. I have no self-control.

But for a lot of people, like, at least for me, it's like, I think it's just a nostalgic thing. Like, I grew up with Girl Scout cookies being in my life and a thing every year. And, like, I think it's partially just a nostalgic thing. See, we grew up in, and that's so cute. And I love that for you. We grew up in a house where our mom was like, when you see those Girl Scouts, you fucking run. We can't afford it. We can't afford it.

Yeah, those are baller cookies. I remember one time our house got toilet papered, and my mom was sad because, like, it was the good shit that they used the toilet paper house. She made, okay, I remember. Okay, I came outside. It was like midnight, and our house was totally toilet papered, and I was, like, crying. I was so upset, and mom was, like, wrapped, rewrapping it, and she's like, we're using this. You want to hear just a little backstory to that which is kind of fucked up is that night, me and a group of friends did a scavenger hunt where we went around in the neighborhood. and asked everybody for random stuff,

and one of them was toilet paper. So I went around and helped all my friends collect the toilet paper, and then they toilet papered my house. Why? What did they have against you? What did you do? What did you do?

Your friend group? It's like a villain gorgeous. I'd be so pissed. I think it was funny to them. I would like to know who was the ringleader. I mean, toilet paper's a little more friendly than egging. Maybe they knew. Maybe they're like, dude,

we don't want to just like straight out give you toilet paper because we know you're in need. Maybe we'll just throw over your fucking trees in your house and then your mom come out and get it. If our fucking kids... Maybe they are friends. They're good friends, dude. Yeah, you spot me.

If our future kids take the sherman and toilet paper somebody's house, I'm going to be so pissed. Oh, not the shaman. Not the sharmine. We need to bring toilet paper in houses back. When did that stop? I haven't seen it in so long. I don't know if you should say we should bring that back.

If I wake up to this house toilet paper, I'm calling you. Okay, hold on. I never got the answer. Let's go around the room. Who here thinks that these little fucking stupid cookies are great and who thinks are overrated. Everyone likes them. Raise your hand if you think they're overrated.

Cookies are for rookies. You guys are haters. You eat all of the cookies every time we get them. Yeah, but I'll eat any cookie every time that I get it. But there's got to be one for you. There's such a variety. They're all the same.

No, they're not. They all are stupid and little round. And like this one's new, right? They have a new one. This is their scheme. Let me read this dumb shit. This is their scheme on the back. Okay, these are called adventureful.

Those were Chris's favorite. Oh, I love those. These are nothing. These are fake. on the box it's like oh it's like a little brownies like whatever then you pull it out and it's the same shit that they all are stupid brown you cannot tell me you cannot tell me are not the best thing ever those were lackluster at best to me it looks so delicious rewind in the kitchen moments before this podcast no jerry said the samoas are almost too good he did they're almost too good hey

wow that's caught you in a line yes but we're talking about is it value you know I think for five dollars for ten cookies it's not that good of a deal but the Samoa's I'll bend Samo's are good okay I like it I like I like but they're too good they're so sweet maybe that's what I was but it's hard to eat more than like two if it goes to a good cost I don't know what like going back to the Girl Scouts means so like I need to do some further digging onto like do they want vacation like what are they paying for I don't know they're owners to be rich probably yeah you know what it really is, though. This is what

I see the Girl Scout cookies to be, because there's dads out there that, like, don't have like kids to go to baseball games and get all, like, super into it. So what I think it is, and I've actually met a few dads that have Girl Scout kids, they're very competitive. Oh, my God. It's like they keep a sheet of it.

It's like, oh, yeah, this year we got five pieces coming in, you know, they're going to sell them in the first weekend, you know, but it's very much like it's turf stuff, you know what I mean? Like, our crews are to sell more than, you know? your crew and then the dad's going to help the girl some more because they get points and prizes. So I think it's mainly the parents that drive this, just like a little league game.

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A different future is closer than you think with Capella University. Learn more at capella.edu. I wouldn't be surprised if the moms in the Ralph's parking lot were throwing hands because there were like five different setups and the moms were the aggressive ones. They were like, and we walk in and they're like grabbing everyone's attention. And then I was at the comments. There was a bunch of stores and they're set up throughout the whole place.

and it's just like a huge competition Okay, maybe this is toxic But I almost want to like take a microphone in a camera And go and interview all the Girl Scouts And make them like sell them to me Be like, tell me why yours are better than that bitch is over there And like just make it a competition Seriously, they train them

That's like in sales In sales basically anytime someone objects to what you're saying It's called a rebuttal Or you need to rebuttal them with something good Right you need to direct it towards the sale Right but they're actually taught rebuttal That the people say Oh all I have is a card

That's perfect we take card you know uh i have a dairy allergy oh do you're all of your friends too no you know like you know this is fun now that's wait wait wait wait wait wait this is free fucking game okay oh you're right but fuck it it's for charity so yeah but anything that you say they have a sheet it sucks in real life when you can't just hang up on them i don't know how you do that when people call like scam calls i like talk to them well haven't we been through this i tell them i warn them i'm like i'm like i'm going to to hang up now. It's happening. I'm hanging up. And I go, poop. You know what, though? Sometimes

they have fun with you and they have a list of hypercalls where they'll put you on at least one call a day. Like, if you're very rude to those people, I'll block the number. If you don't say, put me on your do not call list very specifically, they'll actually put you into the loop where you get called 10 times more all the time. And there's usually one company runs 10 different hustles. Just hang up right away or don't answer me. I can't believe we've gone so long in this podcast without asking for a Terry Chang actor of Panoma, California, up day. Well, I did tell him

and he was very excited, but then was also like, okay, lay down, let's get these needles in you, but he, I think he was a little shy. I mean, Terry Chang is a very, you know, respectable man, and he's a family man. Wow, well, I'm glad you went. Yeah.

You didn't want to take the gift card, and I forced it on you. Oh, I was like, you have to do this. It's like, nobody else. It's content. I came running after, like, after us, and I felt so bad, but it got used. Good. Yeah. What's your plan?

Because when we were talking at my mom's house, you were talking about starting a channel. So are you going to start a channel? I want like you to promote it. Let's talk about it. Do you need help? Ideas? Well, I don't. I kind of want to learn as I go.

So maybe if I have questions, I'll reach out. But I really want to, I think as we talked, I'm just kind of going through this like health journey for myself, both mentally and emotionally and physically. And so I want to just share what I learned. And I want to share, because I know there's a lot of things that I researched that I would have never known. Doctors would have told me. And there's a lot of holistic things you can do. And I just want to share that information.

And maybe somebody else has tried something I never heard about. And I can learn through the comments. And I just want to just find a community that's on the same page. And do you have like a channel yet? Did you make one? I definitely have one. Okay. We'll put it on the screen.

No, no. I already started filming so I'm really excited to put it out there and also well also the traveling aspect of it because this last weekend we went to something called the dark sky festival and she documented a lot of it and I think you had talked about maybe doing videos like when we go out on these adventures you could like you know kind of film those is that what you're thinking too and I posted that a reel of the of our trip of the death it's the Death Valley like you said the dark sky it was really cool I I had never even heard of it until I'd follow these national parks. And there were so many people and they talked about black holes. And we looked at the stars and we did astro photography. And it was just such a cool community. So I posted a reel on that. So I want to share like more, you know, adventures out.

And so far that's on your Instagram, right? Yes. More adventurefuls. Well, everybody go subscribe to Sandy's channel. We'll put it on the screen right now. Follow her on IG or wherever else she is. We'll put all the links. and support her.

This is so exciting. It's crazy because you've been, oh, yeah, what am I doing? I mean, you've been in our lives forever. You guys have been together forever. I've lived with you, like, but I never knew if you wanted to be on camera. So I kind of would,

you were in some vlogs, but I would kind of like not put you on camera because I wasn't sure if you wanted to be private. So like, it's kind of a big deal. It's actually a huge deal where I think even just daily, I think to myself, because it's a lot to put yourself out there, to make yourself vulnerable.

and, you know, just thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. So, but I don't know. I think I just got to the point where I think you guys know I work with youth and with like a wellness center. We talk about mental health. And I just felt like I just needed to stop worrying about what people thought about me. And I just put myself out there. And I listened to a podcast and they pretty much said, you know, the key to connection or to connecting to somebody else is being vulnerable.

and I just want to let that go and connect with other people. Well, I think that's a really good, like, that's what I've been trying to do too, is just, I feel like for a long time I was very vulnerable and open and would talk about things and like would make videos and just talk about what's going on and how I'm feeling and what I'm dealing with. And then when I got canceled or even a little bit before that, I felt like every time I talk about something, people would, you're manipulating. Oh, you're trying to be a victim.

Are you doing this? You're doing this. So I just stopped. And I was like, I'm just not going to say anything vulnerable at all, basically. and you know now I'm trying to bring more of that to the podcast because yeah I do want to like I don't know like because I see a lot of comments like Shane's so happy I've never seen him so happy and like I am happy I'm so grateful for everything but like you know it's been a fucking year well yeah and I think you like you went through so much that I think now that you are happy and you found this personal growth and this personal happiness outside of your career because I think a lot of your like confidence was inside of your like wrapped up inside of your success. and then I think when all of that happened you had to find happiness inside of your personal life and now it's bringing that combining it with your like online persona not even that it's like different than who you are in real life but I think it's just like being open to that and

I was even very inspired by you because we were having that conversation and you were like I hit a breaking point where I was just like fuck it I'm holding myself back from not sharing like for fear of whatever or doing anything because I'm like well whatever so you're like enthusiasm to take on like just your dreams is inspiring because it's like I think it no matter what level you get to or wherever you're at the like the step is always to like try something that you're excited about that's different that's not your comfort zone to enjoy life thank you and and I think I've been through so much which is everybody has at this point but I've been through so much personally which I'll make a video about later.

I'm on YouTube channel. But what it really taught me was just to surrender. And like, you know, at that point it's just if I'm not happy and I'm not working on my own individual growth, then like I'm not happy. My relationships in my life aren't doing well. Like, and I think to me personally, the point of this life is to find that true happiness, that balance and try to share that with other people. And that's, yeah. What the Girl Scouts say, if you try to tell him not to buy it? That was on the time of them.

Wait, we are. Is that adventurous? Okay. So, really quick, before we take a break, I have a question. Now, this could lead to a potential fight or potential divorce. So I have a scenario that I'm going to read you guys. If you've already heard this, pretend like you haven't. I feel like Jared probably has.

Maybe. Okay, here's a scenario. Okay, really visualize it. There's a girl. She's at her own mother's funeral. She meets a guy who she doesn't know. She thinks he's amazing, her dream man. and it's pretty sure he's the love of her life.

However, she never asked for his name or number, and afterwards, she couldn't find him anywhere. A few days later, that same girl kills her own sister. Why? I was paying so much attention that I am trying to remember. Think about what I just heard of it. Girls' mom dies. Yes.

Has a funeral. Meet a guy there. She doesn't know who he is. Like, oh, my God, who is this guy? Then she didn't get his number. Oh, no, I lost my dream man. A few days later. she kills her own sister

he slept with her he's married to her why would she kill her own sister I think she probably killed her mom too yeah I was like did she kill the first person is she murking them all out for like some inheritance oh interesting Chris yeah I don't know I was thinking

she's just psycho and killed the first person the mom I guess as well I cannot believe that nobody in this room is a psychopath what do you mean this is a psychopath test so the answer if you're a psychopath is that she killed her own sister because she knew that he would show up for that

funeral because he's connected to the family. Oh my God. I remember you had told me this like five years ago and I still didn't remember the answer. Really? Yes. So there's like, okay, I love watching people's reactions to these because people will do them to like their husbands or their boyfriends or whatever, YouTubers will do it. And like they'll not say it's a psycho test. And there's some that right away are just like, oh, she killed the sister so that he would show up at the next funeral so she'd see him again. And then they post it on the internet to show everyone they're a psycho? And the reaction is like the wife will be like, oh my god

it's fucking crazy i wonder what's the analysis of a person who thinks that she marked out everybody well i think that's like is that basic is that basic no i think that was interesting that's a little darker am i bitter that i'm not a psychopath

i know i'm like why am i sometimes i think life would be easier so much easier like every time i get canceled i'm like i wish i was a psycho because if i would just be like whatever i'll make merch about it with everything You just, it's like, I don't care that I heard everyone's feelings.

It's fine. I know. How accurate is this? Who made the test? I don't know. Well, they have two brains, and psychopaths brains are different. They have, like, the frontal lobe is darker. There's less activity.

There's, like, a very specific reason. So it's, like, not their ball technically. But that is the way that their brain works. Okay, the girls kills her sister. What's the benefit? What's the reason? What's the, oh, because she wants to meet the guy. It's like their brain just does that.

Is there an advantage in society to, to us having psychopath? I think is it like an evolutionary thing? CEO presidents of corporations, of the country, who knows, like all the top leaders, people who run churches. The Girl Scout cookies. All of them are a high percentage chance that they're psychopaths. Because they make quick decisions, they don't think about it,

they don't care about laying people off. Yeah, to grow a business, there's a lot of brutal decisions that have to be made. And I think a non-psychopath would have a very hard time sleeping with themselves. Well, I'm really happy that all of you guys are not psychopaths. It really makes you feel good. I think Jared still upset about it. Because I like that answer, dude. I know.

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You guys are not going to hear about this, but I'm very excited. What? I have never gotten so many emails about this. People were like, you need this, you need this. And they're sold out everywhere. And I finally found them. Okay, I found Peep's Pepsi. The Collabo of the Generation.

Shane has a hard on for Peepet. I didn't even know this was a thing. I know me either. And they're not supposed to come out for like another month. But certain liquor stores got them early. So then I called like seven liquor stores. And I was like, hey, do you have Peep's Pepsi? And it was a lot of like, peep, huh?

Peep. But finally, I found them. Oh, my God. The branding. How mad are we that it is not called Peepsy? Right? They really missed the market opportunity. Peepsy.

Do you guys like Peep's? So this is brand new. I don't want to open it almost. Well, I did get peeps for us. So we all have our own flavor. so we can compare, because peeps, I think, are all the same flavor. I don't really don't. Oh, my gosh.

This is really cool. I'm excited. I'm excited. Dude, I love it when somebody makes a peep joke. Like, I do it for my peeps. I like one of those. I love it, dude. Okay, so there's your guys.

Oh, my God, they match with your guys' outfit. Whoa. I did not play in this. That is cute. I feel like I'm in a Gap commercial. Oh, my match is my outfit, too. This is really weird. I did not plan this.

Wait, so you thought that, like, we needed the peeps to make sure? Yes, so like to compare and contrast. I'm excited. If you guys, you guys can scroll past this part too. I don't care. I'm excited. I did this for us.

Okay. So let's try the soda first. Oh, the soda for me. The peepsy. Oh my God, you're right. Holy shit.

This has a hundred and thirty-eight percent of the sugar you're supposed to have in a day. I don't think I can even taste it. I. Okay, here we go. Wow. Keeps up. Oh, you try it ready.

It's good. It smells like vanilla coat. Yes. It's a cream soda on fire, dude. Oh my God. This is so fucking good. Holy shit. It tastes like I'm chugging vanilla flavor.

Yeah, it tastes like vanilla coat. Are we going to fight? What do you think it tastes like? It tastes like you put a peep and you sucked up soda and you put in your mouth. Well, yeah, they just threw. Well, let's try the peep. Try the peep. Wow, whatever it tastes like I'm into it.

You love it? It's really good. God. God damn, soda is so bad. It tastes like a cavity though, dude. Real talk. It tastes like so sweet. It tastes just like the peep.

You know I like it because I can't chug it This is a sipper It's a sipper Very rich You know I don't believe I've ever had a peep What? I'm not saying it's never happened They're so cute

Oh Sorry I just needed a little mystery for that Am I psycho? Wait wait You've never had a fucking peep? What? We try oh my god Peep trying

I don't know if a lot of like Latino people grew up with peeps No right You know what I mean Like my mom for sure's never had a peep Nogrigio How do you pass them in the store and think I don't need that.

What do you think? It doesn't really have a flavor. Well, listen, I don't want to unfortunately ruin the, oh my God, gluten-free and fat-free. Wait a minute. I don't want to ruin, oh, my God, 27 calories per chick. I mean, it's the sugar that's going to kill you. Are peeps the health move right now?

Are they? Oh, my God, express your peepsinality? And they couldn't think of peeps you did. Come on. I know. Okay. So I don't want to ruin the vibe. Why?

Our next drink that we're going to try is kind of a conspiracy. I'm a little late because it was like popular a year ago and I'm finally getting around to trying it. We're going to try to make our own soda. Okay. And it's not going to go well. So we have, what do they call this?

I think, first of all, they call it healthy Coke. But dentist came out and said it actually is dissolving your teeth and it's really bad. Okay, well, don't hand that to me. I just got a teeth cleaning. One sip, it's fine. Doesn't all carbonate? drinks technically, just a carbonation.

Like, thank you. It jays your teeth. I think. What the, what is it? What is the smell? What is the smell? It smells like, cheap wine. It smells like dads.

I thought I was doing a glassy. Like dad cologne? Oh. One, two, three. It's vinegar. I swear it's vinegar. Yes. It is.

I almost want to taste it again, though. Healthy, though, right? For your digestive. You know, though, maybe not for your teeth. I get, like, why people would call this a soda. But, like, I feel so bad for people that actually think this is what soda takes like. I mean, just drink a LaCroix or a bubbly. So, this is carbonated water with balsamic vinegar.

That's, yeah. Of course. And everybody that was trying it on TikTok and Instagram, they were fucking liars. They were all going, oh, my God, Katie, try this. Oh, my God, it's Hockey Cone. It's horrible. It's horrible. This is horrible.

Everything on TikTok. I want to see the archetype of the person that's saying this is delicious. Dumb white bitch. Sorry. Is that too much? How come literally every time we try something from TikTok, it's a nightmare? Dude. There's a conspiracy.

TikTok is making everybody dumb and everybody on it is lying. It's not even a conspiracy. They just make everything up there. Did you know? I don't know if this can get me canceled. Clean my palate out with Pete, no. Yeah, me too. Oh yeah, good idea.

Did you know, so China created TikTok, right? So supposedly, not, allegedly. Allegedly, just a rumor, the algorithm in America is to make people dumber. And the algorithm in China, where it was created, is like, how to make music, math, like, how to do this, how to do that. Okay. And I feel like, did they make it to make us fucking dumb? How about this? I heard, I heard that the person that started that whole thing is just a comedian that was joking.

Oh. But it's crazy that when you hear it, it sounds like it's real. So my question to you is, that's, that's. TikTok. Are American people just overall into like dumber shit than people are in China? And we're just using this as an excuse. Like, maybe we're losing. We should just do better. Like, I think we just need to do better and not blame China for why everyone wants to watch stupid shit on TikTok. Well, speaking of none of this. But moving on, we have our fan interaction time. And I'm so excited because first we have an email from Jay.

If you want to send us an email, go to Shane Dawson. What is it? Shane Dawson Podcast Stuff at gmail.com. Is this a boy? No, this is a girl. Her name is Jay. And she said, hey, Shane finally got the grower hoodie. And I wanted to show how much I love it.

And I got to represent my grower boyfriend and he loves it too. And look at this picture. I hope he's in it as well. Yes, he is. It's the cutest thing ever. Look at that. No way. Jimmy.

I'm gone. I'm gone. Who the fuck's going to make fun of this guy? No one. Are you kidding me? The confidence? All you growers out there, he's in the community. Yes.

We got backup guys. Fuck yeah. That would beat the shit at anyone. Exactly. They are a very cute couple. Yeah, it's a cute picture. We also have from Lisa. She said she's a 41-year-old fan from Finland.

Yay. And all the boyfriend she's had have been growers and one had a show her. But it was kind of weird because it didn't grow that much. It was actually disappointing. No shame to show her, she said. I loved you all. And this is a picture of her and her. Her grower hoodie.

It was interesting because Dang, get your swag on. Well, that's what, like, my dad and when we were younger, you know, it is hard to be a grower when you're a kid because, you know, you're like, where is it? And it's very confusing. And our parents would be like, well, you know, like, you're lucky because you grow and, like, other boys who are show,

they show, but it doesn't really get that hard. So, like, you know, it's more fun and exciting. I would agree. I'd say most showers I've seen, it kind of just goes up. Is that a lot? It doesn't. Growers. I was teaching.

And you were talking about our parents talking about other kids' penises. Like it could be, but I think it was perfect. Well, no. I mean, listen. They had to reassure us and comfort us. Yes, especially going to,

going into middle school where we thought we were going to have to shower and change in front of people. Like, that was the worst time in my life. It didn't actually end up happening. But, you know, we were convinced that it would. Must be nice.

I know. I'm so sorry. What are you going to tell your kids? Like, okay, if we use my DNA for the, son. This is weird to talk about. No, go for it. No, because what about any, he's going to see this one day?

I mean, is he? But maybe he's not a brother. Nobody will know. We won't say which sperm is which. I mean, they're going to know. Every baby that I see, like, from a gay couple, I'm like, with the parents. I'm like, oh, that's the, it's very, like, you can tell. Oh, oh, my God.

Okay, another email. I'm excited. So this one is from Jenny. Spells are very interesting with a G. I love that. She's 20 from Australia. And she said that our podcast convinced her to get a corner around. Ouch.

No, my God. Oh, my God. It's almost the exact same fabric and everything. I hope this movement. Jenny with a G. Yes, that's iconic. Dang, pastel queen. Okay, so now we are moving on to fewer voicemails.

This one, I'm just going to say this is my favorite voicemail I've ever gotten in my whole entire life. Hi, Shay, my name is Anita, and I have a question for Jared. In the shower, since he's bald, does he, like, use shampoo or does he use shampoo? or did he use bar soap on his head? Bye, guys. Serious question. And I hadn't really, it was a thinker. What do you do?

I like, it wasn't a funny question at all to me, but because what she was saying, and I was like, when she said bald, I thought she's going to ask if I shampoo or use a bar of soap. Wow. Can I vote? You know what? It depends on if I'm washing,

if I do it before, after I wash my beard. If I wash my beard first, then I'll do it. and I'll just go over my head real quick. Oh. But typically, I like bars of soap because they leave me with a drier feeling. And I don't like to feel oily. Oh.

So I feel like the bar of soap is better for it. So I use a bar of soap typically. Oh, ball tips. Yeah. For all our bald peeps. Okay, here is the next one. So my partner, my husband has been with me for five years. We haven't had sex since last September.

because apparently I'm fat and it's attractive. What do I do? I'm already trying to lose weight, but like, should I be okay with it? Should I be concerned? He's getting it from another bitch. Please, I need your help.

You kill him. That's awful. You kill him. First of all, I'm sorry. I don't want to start drama. He's gay. Sandy, as the woman, can you take this one?

I would tell him to kick rocks. Yeah. And that's nice. I'd hire somebody to kill him. I would take all his shame. just be like goodbye it's that's really really mean that's like just messed up so my thought is he's gay I don't want to put that out there because I don't know if that's gay phobic or I don't know you're gay homophobic if you if you if your husband is not fucking you and it's been that long

and if he's battling with that and then projecting on her that she's fat and giving her like mental issues because he's struggling with himself that's fucked up and in grounds for divorce I have a test you can give him. A woman? A woman? Was that her mom's funeral? No, that sounds horrible. Kick rocks. That guy's never going to get better.

He's never going to be a better person. He's always going to be a piece of shit. Get rid of him. Worn the next person. Easier said than done to get rid of people. I know it is. But honestly, like life, like Sandy said, is so short. And I saw this in Steven Spielberg's a new movie and I loved it.

And it was you don't owe anybody your life. You shouldn't stay with somebody you don't want to stay with. You shouldn't do something you don't want to do because it's your. fucking life and at the end of it when you're dead and you're in that fucking coffin bitch you're alone and like why would you do something for somebody else who wouldn't do the same for you so kick rocks bye you're a big old queen and we hate you okay that was really dark is it just on a side note what isn't easier said than done you know boom yeah it's like fly in a plane easier said than done i mean you could give it one honest conversation before no no no no no no we're not

just going to divorce our husband we're going to give him one last chance and say hey you're really fucking me up in the mental department by calling me fat so i need to know the root of what you're saying to me and is it something to do with you or is it actually because you think i'm fat and if that's the problem then we need to talk about next steps well and the reality of it is i think it also goes down to your own boundaries like what are you going to be okay with and what are you not going to be okay with yeah so you attract the way people treat or just just to play little devil's advocate did her husband actually say that or she's saying oh well he doesn't want to be with me because I feel like I'm fat because it could just be something else that they're going through.

So I don't want to put it all on him. We don't know him. We haven't heard from him. But either way, I have a bad feeling. I'm also a huge fan of just like couples therapy. I think it's really helpful and really, why? Oh, wait. I shouldn't discourage it.

But I will say couples therapy, if one of them is a narcissist does not work. Because they just learn everything. Assuming he's not a narcissist. But you can never know. Give the test. I would say it's worth a fight to save your marriage. And if it's no way looking up, then... Yeah.

I agree. Well, now I feel bad. I feel like that was really dark. We love you so much. Please keep us updated. We'll do anything you want. Ryland is talking about some violence. I'm not promoting that.

Don't leave a trial. Like, no text messages, no audio messages, no voicemails. You don't want them to be able to lead it back to you. Don't Google anything. No, don't Google. What you want to do is go hiking one day. Sandy. Why do you think I've been hiking with them?

She's actually told me her plan on how she'd get rid of you anything. No way. Yeah, go ahead and tell me. I can't use that one now. Husband death pack. This is actually my plan on how to not have her do it. Okay. Talk about it now.

I just told him, you know, it would make sense if somebody went hiking with their husband and just kind of accidentally pushed it off. Wow. Dave, you got to work on your wording. You didn't actually push me. Well, I mean, maybe, you know, you're trying your shoe. Oh, I need help. And then, you know.

Well, I wore Jane up onto like a rock cliff. And he did not tell me this hike, literally, I think, was the same when you did this hike literally like you look over and you're on the fucking edge like you see like you will die if you trip and i'm like i always do it what if you saw a snake we did oh we did you did on the same hike that you guys went on i took him back there and i almost fucking stepped on a rattle a rattle are you in danger what do you mean is he trying to kill you i kind of think should you send me a location when you're on a hike oh well but here's a no i will kill him because then everyone would know it's too obvious now yeah there's way

Are you kidding me? I couldn't live without you. Oh my God, I love it. Who would get me dinner? Oh, okay. I'm kidding. Wow. All right.

I had to bring it down a peg, you know. I couldn't be too sweet. Keep me humble. Not on air. Well, yeah, so that's our advice. I don't know if we should be giving anymore, but I feel good about it. Like, yeah, I feel good. Okay, we're going to take another quick little break when we come back.

Conspiracy Corner. See you in a second. I used to work next to a Curves. Oh. My mom used to do curfs. And the women would bring a towel in and they wouldn't even sweat. It was like, they kept it 40 degrees in there.

And then they would go next door and get Quiznos every time. Well, that was the... Oh, Quiznos is good. So good. They kept it so cold in curves that I worked at a pet store next to it. And a girl put a baited fish on her desk, like her reception desk. It froze. It froze.

It throws it overnight. I told her, she's like, hey, like, I need to fish that, like, will be hard. Like, easy to take care of the dude. I get beta fish and like we forget they're in the back They're like for months You know like they're really hardy fish They live in puddles And she came back to the next day and said she killed us

How the hell do you kill a beta fish And she said it froze Can you Google if sorry this is a side note I know we're supposed to be doing conspiracies But can you Google if Curves is still around Conspiracy Anyone lost weight going to curves And then afterwards can you Google

Quiznos is still around? Yeah Oh my gosh I used to go into Quiznos And I would bring an empty big Tupperware And I would secretly fill it up With their honey mustard because it was so fucking good

and I would take it home and I would eat it with wheat thins Curbs is still a run at least this article is 2022 and as the 2022 was still around If they want to sponsor the show What was the guy one called? Wasn't there a man like version of curves?

Crazy turn of events There's some Quiznos still in There are still in here Not that far from here Are you fucking serious? Email me so I can remember to go get Quiznos because I want it You want me to email you

Oh my gosh Do you want to get in our fight about emails? We're doing conspiracy corner. Are we? Yes, what happens? Okay. The least practical thing about my husband, Shane, is this motherfucker, he deletes every single email that he

gets. I don't delete them. I are kind of. No, I mean, but then you can't ever find them again. Well, here's what I do. My email has become my to-do list. So I will email myself all day. And he's so psychotic about his to-do list. And by the end of the day, I have to make sure they're all gone. If I'm ever associated with something on his to-do list,

it's like grounds for divorce. Because it's like, he's like, he has to cross off his to-do list. And if he doesn't, it's like an all-day, like the dog's heartworm pill. Oh my gosh. If I have to hear about that fucking heartworm pill one more time, I'm just like, give him the fucking heartworm pill yourself. Don't include me in this. Psychotic. But it's like, I need my emails.

Like the amount of times I have to reference an old email, whether that's like finding a contractor for the house or finding a, like, form for work or, you know, and you just don't have emails. Zero. None. unread, not unread, just like zero in his inbox. And I stand by that. But do you keep your sent emails? I don't care. I like, I like my emails clean. I don't like a bunch of bullshit

in there. I don't like spam. I don't like shit. I like everything clean. And if I have an empty email at the end of the day, bitch, I'm thriving. The second hand weight that it holds on me if I'm included in one of his to-do list, I can't even imagine being you. I think that's something you need to take to therapy like your to-do list.

No, he bought me a jacket and it has to, he's like, he needed to return it for a and he's like, well, do you want to keep the small size or do you want to get the bigger size? And I'm like, I don't, like, I'm fine with the smaller size if you want it. Yeah, but it was like for 15 times in the day. You got to make your decision. You got to make your decision because he's looking at his phone and there's an email there. And I'm like, yeah.

Okay, why are you, why are you yelling at me? Just because I think it's so unpractical. I think he may be a yaw thing like that too. Jared is, if he's like needs to do something or if we need to go somewhere, he's like very impatient. He's like, okay, are you doing it? And then it rushes me and I'm just like, chill, it's okay. Take a deep breath, homies. Or maybe you guys are slow.

No, I'm not. You are so slow. I meet all deadlines. I'm slow, but I meet deadlines and I arrive on time. I push you and I help you. That's how you do both of those things. No. We're a good unit.

We are. We compliment each other well. Why did you start a fight? I was so excited for my conspiracies. Okay. Get into it, sweetheart. Okay. Just tell me what I tell Jared. I just lately have been telling him, y'all, whatever.

I haven't been liking it. We're not going to start taking that one. But I will say I agree with you. Thank you. I think she's slowed too sometimes. But a normal person, like, honestly, I can't have like a one or a two or a five on my emails either. Like the number, I always have all unread emails, but I just don't delete them. I archived them.

It's deleting. I don't delete your emails, like full-blown zero in your inbox. Zero, no. I keep the important ones or stuff I might need later. Actually, I have a question. Sorry, we'll get to the conspiracies in a second. They're not that good. Oh, okay.

No, they're good, they're good. I have a question. I promise. Stay around. Okay, so everybody look at your phones, and I want to know how many unanswered text do you have? Oh, I don't have any friends, so... Two, and that's... Since we've been sitting here.

I don't think I have my phone. I have three, unread. Are you serious? You psychopath. Why? Because I'm here working with you. I'm not looking at my phone. You got them in their last hour?

Yes. Are you sure? Yes. You want to put money on it? Yes. Are they all from... one person. Or since I started setting up.

Wow. Okay, Ryan. Oh, I had two, but there are since we were recording. Then who are all these people

that I see who have like, like Tanna, like last time I filmed something here years ago. Call Tanna crazy. I mean, but she had a thousand. No, yes,

I can't trust somebody that has like a bunch of numbers next to anything on their phone. Like that stresses me out. I think that's valid. See, I always just assumed if you're like,

if you're like famous that you have a billion notification. So I assume like both of you. Oh, I have notifications. Off for everything. I don't get notifications. Okay, that's it. That's part of staying at a healthy mindset, too, though. Yeah. I have a lot. Unread email. 12,630. Wait, are you serious? Yeah. Unread? Listen, I just have to go over and like unsubscribe to email. Wait, but that's so many. How do you know what comes through that's important then? Well, because I just keep track with... Are you sleeping okay? Clearly very well, because I'm not checking my emails. Good for you.

Okay, let's jump right into these conspiracies. Okay, I have a question for you guys. What color is Willy Wonka's hat? Purple. I don't remember. I want to say purple. I'd say most people would say purple. Yeah, orange.

I got it, interesting. I got a bunch of emails about this because people are like, oh my gosh, Mandel left. So I will say it is weird, right? Because a lot of us remember purple. But no, it was brown. I was pretty close. You were pretty close. And then in the newer updated movie, it was black.

Wow. But it's never been purple. But then I did what I should probably do with all these Mandela effects, and I took two seconds to Google it. And I realized the candy wrappers. The candy is a purple hat. So that's why we all think that. But like pretend I didn't say that.

It's a Mandela. And you see the candy a lot more in grocery store aisles than you see the movie. So that makes sense. And his like blazer was purple too. So it's not like there was no purple. Hold on. Chris, can you Google what color Timothy Chalameh's hat is going to be in the new Willy Wonka? I think a set picture. He's Willie Wonka? You didn't hear about them? I'm so

annoyed that he gets every job. Why? You can't for him? No. Oh, it's going to be a dark magenta color. That's purple. Can you know a non-gay? What color is that? You're calling Google gay because that's what Google says. What is it? I think it's dark red. I have no idea. Google. Should I ask Google to be less gay? No, but I do want to know what the genta is. Is there a straight Gagl. Wow, magenta's like a purpleish pink. Okay, next Mandela Effect. Now, this one is really stupid, but I'm going to show it anyway.

Which, that 70s show logo is right. The bottom. I don't know. I didn't watch it. Just got instinct. Okay, the bottom. Number one. Obviously, right?

That's what most people say. But no, it's number two. How does it? I'm a genius. Okay, it makes sense. You really are. Thank you. It makes sense because the 70s, like when people do like the 90s, the 80s, they always put

the little apostrophe in front of the number. And if you look at that 90s show, it's the same thing. It's in front of the 90. But for some reason, it just looks like shit, and I hate it. And I want the first one. So it's not really Mandela. It is correct. Is that even right grammar to have it before?

Also, whose pictures in the background of this? Is that Rhineland? What is that? Literally, who is that? I think that's you. Is that me? Why? It looks like you when you had the long hair.

Okay, weird. And more on the Mandela thing. So, obviously, the most famous Mandela of all time pretty much. Oh, Sandy, maybe you would not know this one. So the Monopoly Man. Okay. What does he have on his face? I don't think he has anything.

Whoa. Are you the one? Are you meant to? Wait. Is that the truth? It can it's a monocular. Minocular. Monocular.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, what more? What is it called? Isn't it called a monocular? Monocule. Monocular. I want to go back to two seconds. When you said you were a fucking genius. I know, I pick and choose my genius.

That is merch. Isn't it a monocle? Okay, fuck all of you. Yes, it's a monocle. So, no, he actually does not have a monocle. But then people started sending me these clips from movies over the years. This is 1995, Ace Ventura 2, genius movie. And this is a clip where Ace Ventura...

Who is this ghastly man? Ace Ventura, pet detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy. If Ace Ventura thinks that he has a monocle. I'm believing him. Yeah, what do you say to that? I think it's a stash. Wow, practical queen.

Well, no, but in the movie, he had them on it, the monocular. But look at the stash. I mean. Sandy's saying the monocular wasn't the identifier. Yes. Monocle. Fuck off. Monopoly.

He should have been, like, twirling his stash if that was the thing they were. That's insane. Yeah, wait, why is it called Monopoly then? Oh my God. Okay. Anyways, that's it for the Mandela's for now. But if you have any more sent them to me, because I think it's fun. Okay, this, I got so many emails about mushrooms.

I cannot believe how shook people were by this. Thank God, because I felt like I was the only one in this room. But mushrooms are fucking evil, and I'm protesting them. Now, this is a video somebody sent me of mushrooms making music. What? I know. I know. What did you just say?

Let's all watch this together. Shit. I'm leaving. I'm going to another planet. What the fuck? So I guess what they're doing is there by plugging in the fungi into a synthesizer, the mushrooms make noises, which are comparable to trance music. It's something about the pulses, the electric pulses.

I don't know, but you plug something in and mushrooms are fucking making music. You can't trust these mushrooms. Have you seen the news stories about like the people that eat the mushrooms in their yard and die? Just flat out kills them. No. Yeah, there's a type of mushroom that if you consume as a human, you'll just... Oh my God, I used to eat those. When I was little.

We're lucky you're alive. I think you're referring to, I think they're called either lawnmower mushrooms or umbrella mushrooms, but you have to eat a pretty good amount. You can't just eat one and die. Sounds like a challenge. Yeah, so mushrooms are making music. I'm done. I want out. Have any of you guys had mushrooms since the last podcast?

Hell no. Well, I was going to buy some, but then I decided to buy some, I wanted to buy some lines. Because that's the one I read from the comments. That is, like, supposed to be really good for you. Wait, is that a type of mushroom? It's a type of mushroom called Lions Maine. What does it look like? Like, a lion's became crazy.

It does. They look awesome. And you've eaten them before. They're really good. Can we get a vegan version of a mushroom? I've grown them before, actually. A mushroom is vegan. No, it's not.

No, it's not. They're smart. We're talking about how, like, the vegans are reconsidering because they're half human, half plant. Well, I mean, at all restaurants, it's not. Currently, it's still concerned. Did you find a picture of, I'm going to be that bitch. When I go to a restaurant, we'd be like, that's not vegan. Have you seen the subway system in Japan?

Excuse me? These are more than a plant. Lineswayne. Yuck. You ate that? What? That dog? That looks like the dog from seventh heaven.

You're telling me that that's not happy from seventh heaven? Or the dog from the never-ending story? It looks like, it looks like old gang of people just jizzled all over the fucking creed stuff. I can't believe people just walk and they're like, yeah, that's something to eat. Life hack, if you're ever. out and about because mushrooms can be good but if you want to know if they're going to make you like trip out you just cut it and if it starts turning blue then it has psilocybin in it unless you're into it i wouldn't need it but for the record lines main supposedly protects against dementia

and like relieves anxiety depression symptoms and like uh recovery razz may speed recovery from your nervous system like all kinds of stuff supposedly okay sorry i i pointed at riland only because that's my biggest fear is you getting dementia but when we talk about I pray about it a lot. And because you have no memory. No, my brain's very selective on what it wants to keep. Like, what was your analogy the other day? Like, your brain gets full or whatever.

It's not an analogy. It's how it works. Your brain keeps memories that it thinks it needs and then it throws away other ones. And I just, my brain doesn't think much as important. So I just like, do, do, do, do, pip, p, p, p, p, p. Okay, this is going to lead me somewhere, I promise. It's going to start confusing, and then we'll get somewhere. So Jenny Ortega, is it Jenny or Jenna?

I get so much shit for this all the time because I can't remember which one it is. Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. Jenna. But it seems like it should be Jenny Okay, so this clip started going viral And people were sending it to me

Because they're like, oh, did Jenna, Jenny, Jenna? Jenna. It's hard. Did Jenna Ortega predict or manifest her future? So here's the clip, and it's from a show from probably, I don't know, like 10 years ago or something. This is what happens when there are seven kids and you're stuck in the middle. If my family was a week, I'd be Wednesday.

Okay. obviously it's stupid right but it like really went it got like 30 million views or something I mean yeah it's crazy little gel is so cute I mean it's just like such a coincidence that it's like yeah I would watch that

if it was if I opened TikTok well no so obviously Jenna Ortega Jenna Ortega So I've known about her for a long time because she's been in stuff forever but just recently with Wednesday she became huge like one of those people were like

if you look at her Instagram if you look back it was like she was getting you know like 20,000 likes and then boom 10 million boom 30 million boom 30 million like it's crazy like she is the most famous person in the world right now wednesday turned her into like a bona fide star which now it's a part of me and scream and scream well i mean that was like it was like a soft launch into her fame so anyway so my question was somebody was like do you think jena ortega is a plant an industry plant do you think that this has been

you know she signed a deal with the devil how did she know that bitch has been working her whole life she hasn't right i don't believe any of that but then that led me into two things number one did she actually manifest this? Is this real? What if she did manifest this? And how do I do that? But also, how do I, I don't want to manifest things that are bad. Because sometimes I'll have an idea for a video title and it'll be something about me dying or something like that. And then I don't do it because I'm like, then what if I die? And the people look back and say, oh, he manifested that. Have you ever seen the clip where Chris Pratt sat there and was like, he was like pretending like, this is forever ago. And he's like pretending to be on a call. He's like, hold on.

It's like, hold on. You want me to be in Jurassic Park. Shut up. Yeah. And then he's in Jurassic Park. You never saw. I'm going to find that right now. I'll have to get back to you later about Jurassic Park 4. What? You guys want to give me a morning talk show? Rayband Meta Glasses are powered by Meta AI so you can get real-time answers. Hey, Meta, how bougie is Jade Garden? It's a trendy spot. What's a color that pairs with this top?

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Wow. That is crazy. Okay, well, this led me, and I didn't want to talk about this because I feel bad. This girl's like 17 or 18, but people were sending me this a lot. So basically, this girl, Gale, you know that song. A, B, C, D. Oh, yeah. Whatever.

Okay. Good song. Hit song. So she on TikTok, before she was famous, she went on and she said, tell me what you want me to write a song about. And she said, oh, yeah, let me know in the comments, put anything, literally anything and I'll write a song about it. So then one of the, and it has, you know, that TikTok doesn't really have any views.

And then the one comment said, can you write a breakup song using the alphabet, cry face, laughing, laughing, laughing. And so she did. And she, you know, she's sitting there with the guitar and she's like, A, B, C, singing the song, kind of pretending like she's, you know, making it up. That went viral, got millions of millions of views. And then the song comes out. out and is a huge hit.

So then people started doing some research and found out that comment was left by her like PR person for the record label. So it was all kind of set up. The song was already done and ready to go. And they created it as a marketing campaign. I mean, that's genius. It's genius. It's genius.

It's a marketing campaign. People are trying to cancel her for that. No, I don't think so. But I think people are just like, oh, she's a plant. It's an industry plan. I'm like, or it's just good marketing. And like that was great marketing. Yeah.

And that was kind of the thing. And I fucking love that song. It's catchy. Yeah. Yeah. But it is kind of crazy that like I've never understood how to do that. I would like to know. I remember, like, seeing the Chris Pratt thing and then, like, other celebrities, like,

instances like this that had happened. And I was like, I'm going to tweet every year until it happens that I'm going to be in Star Wars because that's my, like, lifelong goals to be. Did you do it? No. But I'm going to start. I remember now. I feel like it's too late.

No. Are they still making those movies? Jedi's are so old in the movies. I can do it when I'm old. Okay. Um, wait, Sandy, maybe one of your videos should be manifesting. Well, it's also just affirmations, I believe, just daily affirmations about what you want. just attract things that you yeah i mean if you would have walked into my room when i was a 20 year old

you would have thought i was a crazy person because that was my whole entire room just like manifesting for myself because i think a visual representation of what you want to do and where you want to go is important because i think constantly thinking about it daily whereas like if you don't have it somewhere in your email that you can see it every single day it's like not going to happen to you because you're not thinking about it well it's like a vision board yeah i saw a clip actually of Jennifer Aniston today, like on Instagram when I was scrolling, she was like, oh, for me, my manifestation, that's weird because this like happened right before this podcast and I didn't even know you're going to do this. But Jennifer Anderson was like, oh, I speak to the world as if it's

already happened. So she's like, whenever I am manifesting a job that I want, I'm like talking about how I'm so grateful for this opportunity with this wonderful crew with this movie that has just gone on so effortlessly. And yeah, so. Wow. You know, they actually do that. Sorry, they actually do that um i don't remember where but they the way they speak they don't say i'm going to save x amount of money or i'm going to do this i have i have you speak as if you already yes that's another thing that liar liar jim carrie wrote himself a check for like a million what was it a million something 10 million dollars and then like cashed it after he made a couple movies or whatever like he made it happen and he dated it i'm on it this year i'm doing it i was trying it outside earlier

you know hey yeah i was like hell yeah after i saw jennifer anneson talking about it i'm like verbalizing out loud to myself how I'm going to change my life. I will include you. I think I hope so. I'd love to see Jennifer Aniston in a different role. What? You know? I'm just saying.

I would say she's different in the morning show. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't want to ruin the mood, but, and this is just a really quick one, but Jared actually told me about this one a while ago, and I keep forgetting to talk about it because it's so crazy. Did you guys know that CNN has a broadcast ready to go? They've had it for years of what they're going to put on.

TV when the world ends. What? I knew they do that for older celebrities. What's the broadcast for the end of the world? It's not even worth playing because it's so stupid. Are there multiple versions? No, there's one. And it's in front of, I think, the White House, and there's a bunch of, like, a band playing.

And they're playing the song that was played when the Titanic was going down. So. Yeah. It's very lackluster when you actually watch. And so they're giving no details. It's not like, oh, we're dying because the mushrooms took over. Oh, we're dying because of an earthquake. Well, no, they can't predict it.

So they're just saying, the world's over. We're sorry. Hope you enjoyed. If there's impending doom that for sure the Earth is going to come to an end, this is supposed to be what we could all watch and feel better about it, I guess, a bunch of dudes playing music. Can you imagine what would we do? Sorry, we'll end it on this.

What would we do if we found out right now the world was going to end? That's a lot to ask. But like, what would we do? Well, I've been debating it recently since the last of us came out. No, I was talking about it as well. What's the first thing you would do? Well, I think, I mean, it depends. like, if I have you in my life, you're the reason, right?

And then if we have children, like, that's the reason to fight to stay alive. If it's pre-children, then it's probably, like, you and I decide together. Like, do we want to, like, wait it out and see if we can have life after the end of the world? Right. Let me just throw out there. There's a meteor that's going to destroy everything. There's no way. Well, that's different from, like, is that what you're asking, like, if the world was going to end for sure.

No, there's no hope. There's no hope. CNN's playing the video. Well, then we find a way to peacefully. kill ourselves quickly. Wow. You wouldn't wait. Whoa.

I mean, yeah, I'm not trying to like have the house collapse on me and then slowly die if it didn't happen. What about the animals? You got to be careful if the news ever announces the end of the world's happening soon. You're about to get murky. No. You're going to go for a real quick hike. Yeah.

It can be romantic. I think we just need to get. What about the animals? Okay. Hold your horses. It can be romantic. We need to get, like, good drugs that we can put in a drink. What about the animals?

I'll call the vet, and I will have them come put them down. Okay. I mean, if the world's going to end. Are this a vet taking an appointment? I know. Why is that working? The vet's like, dude, I got, like, three million appointments today, unfortunately. Holy shit.

We've been good to the vet over the years. Yeah, what is the vet worried? The vet worried about rent? You know, he got no bills left. Okay, we only have one minute left. Anybody else really quick before we take a break? When you said that I got worried for your life When you said really have one minute left

Does see an update the end of the world video Or is it just the same anyways It's the same Okay Chris what would you do right now The world's ending Oh I don't know cry Okay

That's so Chris of you Jared what would you do I don't want to sound like a pervert I don't want to sound like a pervert You guys do it somewhere else maybe Good for you get it in one last time I think I said enough Yeah, Sainty, what would you do?

I would just hang out with Jared and the dogs. Oh, yeah. Just stay with each other. We're thinking the same thing. Right. I would eat everything I've ever wanted to eat. Oh, my God. And then I'd let you kill me.

You know what that takes us into? All right, Rylan. Take us to the end of the world, baby. All right. It's a recap. Like camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Rylan's recap.

On today's episode, it's the Shane, whoa, you really threw me off with the peep cast. On today's episode of Shane's peep cast, the boys are joined again by fan favorite, Sandy Y'all. Shut up, peeps. And that's it, no middle name. The boys were adventurous and try the Peep X Pepsi collab, coined Peepsy by Jared. Oh, you picked a fight because you're an asshole. Rylan picked a fight, a practical. fight with Shane because he's stupid.

You call me an asshole. I love you. You guys announced how you'll murder us. Oh, Ryland and Sandy plot and plan how to kill their husband, but don't tell the police if it happens. Okay. Oh, none of us are psychopaths. In relieving news.

Well, I don't know. Is it relieving? Not to Jared. He was disappointed. I have mixed opinions. Like, no, I don't want to be a psychopath, but I'd be more successful. if I was a psychopath, would I already have my own real show

if I was a psychopath? Probably. Oh, yeah, Girl Scout cookies, we're skeptical on where all this money is going. Yeah, the pot is split. The catch crew is split on whether the Girl Scout cookies are cost for good. Oh, Girl Scouts are manipulative, bitches.

Oh, the Girl Scout's mother. Little manipulative bitches. And I am scared of them, and they'll probably send their cult after me now. Boy Scout biscuits coming soon. Jared's new invention, Boy Scout Biscuits, hitting supermarket parking lots soon. Oh, balsamic vinegar inside of water is gross. TikTok's stupid.

In TikTok is the worst news, basalmic soda water is not the same as soda. Okay, in basalmic news, monocular is not a word. And I can't speak news. Monocular isn't a thing. Turns out it's a... Monocle. Monocle. Oh, we're all going to start manifesting our...

features? Yes. The couch crew is starting to manifest their future. Thanks to Sandy inspiring us with her health and wellness channel that's listed here. Yes. Oh, um, mushrooms still evil. Even scarier. And they make music. Or even more skeptical of mushrooms coming up on our second week of discussing them. Sandy ate the most disgusting kind and Ryan and Shane are still staying far away. Um, oh, uh, reaching out to fellow farmers. Do you want merch? Farmer Alert, do you want merch? Well, it might be available at shandawsonmerch.com if he figures out how to plant some seats.

How to get rid of some of the previous unsold agriculture. That is costing me money. Trying to figure out a way to work. Shop your Shane Dawson podcast merch at shandashemmerch. Grower for 10% off. Oh, and use code grower for 10% off. Everything there is fabulous. Thank you. Um, all right, wrap it

up. All right, you guys. Well, that's it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're following the Shane Dawson podcast on all your audio and video platforms and follow all of us and additionally, Sandy, her brand new what, I glitched. You're no good. And make sure

you follow Sandy's brand new YouTube channel as well. It's listed here and in the description section as well. It's going to blow your socks off. You're going to feel healthier than ever. And thank you guys for supporting us and loving and enjoying the show. And hopefully you'll have some advertisers soon to keep this going. If this episode has ads, we are happy. I don't know if it does yet. Well, thank you guys for watching. And we'll see it in two weeks right here on the Shane Dawson podcast. Bye. Well, there you go. Hopefully you guys enjoyed whatever the hell. This was Easter Edition and

Sandy Edition. Uh, show her some love. Show her some love. Show everybody some love. And a Have a happy Easter if you celebrated. We really didn't talk about Easter, did we? And we all know what Easter is, right? Yes, Jesus resurrected. Good. Yeah. Chocolate bunnies.

There it is. See you guys next time. Bye. You know,