The Shane Dawson Podcast - Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories! Ariana Grande, Chuck E Cheese, and Disneyland!

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

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Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is Love Edition. Love Edition. Nut edition. Ooh, I love Nut. I love you know. You too? No, in a different way. Okay.

Anyways, okay, you're probably wondering, Shane, what are you talking about? Valentine's Day was so long ago. Why are you guys all dressed in pink? Why is this Love Edition? What does that mean? Well, it's because somebody in this room. room is looking for love, and we are going to play matchmaker. Yes.

I bet you're going to say these costumes didn't show up in time for Valentine's Day. Oh, no. But we are going to get to that a little later in the show. So Spencer, producer, now here on camera, I wonder why. I wonder if he's the one that we're going to be finding love for. Or is it one of the other people in a relationship? Or is this a divorce announcement? Ooh. So many twisting turns in this episode. I know. Did Chris's boyfriend finally not want to move in?

Is that why you keep looking at Ryland so bad? Was that your big announcement? What? I haven't watched it yet, but you put out something that says announcement. Dude. I feel bad I didn't watch it yet now. I would have already known. No. No. Okay. Okay, yes. We have a lot to talk about. We're going to be finding Spencer some love. Let's just get right into it. Okay, Spencer, first of all, how was being on camera for the first time? Were people nice to you? You did mention that you even had to mention it in therapy, that you didn't know how to deal with the aggressive DMs.

I don't know. I was talking about love life. I was like, yeah, it's weird now. I have like a bunch of women in my DMs like, Hey, what's up? And she was like, that's good. Like, go with that. I was like, is that what you're supposed to say to me?

Like, I don't think you're supposed to say like, good, like, take that on. I was like, okay. Later in the session, she was like, don't be so crazy. I was like, I don't think you should say that either. Who is this person? Yeah, yeah. So you wanted to encourage more of that after he told you.

No. I see it as the opposite. You're looking to help him refine the search and to alleviate him of all these DMs because now the DMs will be disrespectful. People will know he's found love. Respect is love. And that's it. When I was going through all the podcast emails, because he goes through them too. And I noticed there's a lot of single ladies in the emails. And I was like, okay, there was a couple where I was like, maybe this could work. But they were in like Florida or Texas. That was a big theme. It was like, hey, let's like, I would love to like date you. It's like, hey, I live in Scotland. That's like, yeah, that's not going to work. So, yeah, we're going to try to refine it. We're going to put out the search today. We're going to go through the dating profile. It's going to be a real treat.

But before we get to that, how are you guys doing? Doing great, you know. Love and life. I can't complain. Thank God. I'm getting more and more stoked on going to Disneyland recently. You're having fun for real? Yeah, so I've been having a lot to enjoy.

So, yeah, I would say that I'm good. You have become somewhat of a Disney blogger. I feel like I just I didn't try to be but I'm just now in this position and I got to embrace it You know I'm a Disney guy Is that a thing?

Yes I like the rebranda guy I mean adults is very Has a stigma Huh? A Disney adult Yeah I'm a Disney adult So him saying I'm a Disney guy

Is taking the power back And kind of creating a fun Unique spin I'm also a Disney guy You know you didn't even make me think about what I can do with the terminology I think I'm a Disney dude Oh.

Copyright. Because it's like, you know, am I trying to go every day? Not really. But when I'm down, when I'm going to Disney, yeah, dude, it's cool. When you and Sandy are there vlogging together, what are you collectively? You know, we're a Disney duo. A Disney duo. Oh, no, no, no.

That was you. That's perfect. There's nothing else to say. I'm a Disney dude. We're a Disney duo. I don't want to start drama, but I did go to Universal this past week and it sucks compared to Disneyland. No, I love universe. The tram ride, if you do it all.

days fun sucks compared to Disneyland Jurassic Park I'm a Disney dude Chris how's your life what's going on is there any update the whole saga with your boyfriend oh about not knowing the living situation yes is there any update on that kind of sort of vaguely not any concrete anything but we're talking about it there's little things in the works nothing concrete yet um more bad news though my we've talked about this to nauseam my car has been flooding a lot because it's raining and my car decided to keep uh I don't want to keep rain out of it anymore. And it's happened so much for so many days that if you look at the floor of my cars,

they're covered in mold, Spencer's off. Yeah, it's disgusting. It reeks, and it's moldy, and everything in my life wants to kill me. My apartment is caving it. Like, it's just everything. I have a suggestion. Get a boat. There you go.

You want to tell that to our house? Well, I was thinking that's because our house is sinking. Yeah. We talked about. We are our house is currently sinking. The same thing that's happening to your car is happening to our house. I'm so sorry. I'm thinking we should all go live on a boat.

I would love this. You wouldn't even go on a cruise with me, you fraud. You're right. It's a million-dollar view to look at the beach. Imagine being in it all the time. That's worth so much. After all of this rain, I don't want to be any closer to the beach. I think that sounds like a homeowner's disaster.

Well, I'm sorry about your car and your relationship. But that's not sinking. My life is sinking. Oh, no. And then our lives are, you know, whatever. Our house is sinking. Our house is sinking. No, we have so much.

They're doing really good. Yeah, no, they're doing good. They float. They're buoyant. Yeah, they're buoyant. No, our house is, yeah, we have a lot of, you know, listen. But we are very grateful. Very grateful.

I feel I try to be positive every single day. I will say I watched the Wendy Williams documentary and it has thrown me into a spiral. It brought awareness to a lot of things. That was so heartbreaking. It's so depressing. Like, literally, I've never watched something. and then it threw me into like a crazy mental state. That I, and I can't get out of it.

But yeah, besides that, we're good. And you and Ryla look really cute in your matching outfits? I don't even know what I look like. I just got finished doing bath time and I was like, here we go. No, no, no, no. I'm so happy. We do have the cutest, healthiest little babies. And their personalities are developing.

And they're really starting to shine through. And they're trying to be very vocal with us, which is so rewarding. and they smile from ear to ear now, like, ah! I will say it's a weird situation to be in where, like, so we don't want to show them. I know we already showed them in, like, a video and stuff, but that was when they were, like, newborns.

Now we don't want to show their faces too much. We don't really want to show them. But it is hard. I mean, we have, so cute. Every day, we're taking, like, thousands of the funniest, cutest pictures ever, but then I don't want to post them. So, like, what, I guess it's just for us. But they're so cute.

There's one of Madfis, where he's, like, hanging out like this, and his belly's out, and then Jets like, yeah, that's a pretty damn cute picture. They're both muffin tops. It was hard for me not to post that one. You can't say that. I can. A chunky...

No, you can. Yes, I can. Chunky baby is a sign of good. That's how they're... That's what the doctor said. The fat is how their brain develops. You obviously don't want them to get too fat, but them being fat is a compliment.

It's like, yes, this baby's fat, that brain is developing. Yeah, yeah. No, that's true. But it's cute because they're little pants. or like they're the scrunch you on so their bellies hang over them and you're just like yeah and then although i will say like it is getting to a point where you know it's it's delving into body shaming i feel oh my god like when you said max you're like he's just not flexible enough his little fat legs i can't get him on his flexibility i tried to put him in the baby carrier and he started having a meltdown because he can't have his legs spread that wide and i'm like brother anyways so yes we have Fat, healthy babies. Yes. They're going to be geniuses.

Thank you. Okay. You know what? I think this needs. I think we need to stir the pot. Now, this was a segment. I wasn't sure was going to work or not. And then we did it.

And we had a lot of fun. And you guys really enjoyed it. So I think, Spencer, is there some audience stir the pots in there as well? Yeah, they're in my phone. But they're also in here. But yeah. The pot. Oh, I forgot.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Before we get into the pot. So I wanted to figure. out because this is a game right there's winners and losers so I was trying to figure out like prizes so then I went I was like what could I give these people a new car new house so I was like what should I do and then I realized it's like oh my god cameo I could get you guys cameos of all your favorite people so for Ryland I found out that Dorit from Beverly Hills Housewives has a

cameo which is kind of crazy because she's like very rich but whatever but she's a cameo and I paid for I think it was like $250 and she just never did it. That's something I would do And I feel like I identify as Doreet You know, like if we're comparing ourselves To Housewives, I want to be Kyle But I'm Doreet. So you got the Doreet experience

Kind of, right? Like what you would expect from Doree? Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. For Chris, I couldn't figure it out Because Kevin James, not on Cameo. So I just, I kept searching fat into cameo Nothing was coming up And I was like fat gay, gay fat

Just a different combination Nothing was coming up So then I went to your like who you follow on Instagram I'm and I was trying to find the fattest, gayest person. And then I was like, well, that's me. And then I just couldn't find anyone. So I don't have a cameo for you, Chris. But who's a fat gay person you would love a cameo from?

Oh, I mean, so many people. Kevin James, for sure, I love. Well, he's not gay, though. Right. So is there just another fat guy that you might be like him? In my mind, he is, Jared. Don't ruin that for you. Okay.

No. I don't know. I mean, there's a ton of people. Not necessarily fat or gay. But fat or, wow, is that meme now to say his name after I said that? Of course not. Shout him out. But he's proudly, he's proudly a bear.

So maybe it's okay. Danny Franzazi for me. Oh, hey, get out of here. Oh my God, Danny DeVito. I love your wife. I could get a cameo from him. I love him. I know him.

Hit him. What do you mean? I'm not going to explain the context of, hey, I need a gay video message, but. Gay cameo on the way. Jared. Now, you're very easy to cameo. for because you love shows that I can't believe are on TV. Stupid ones, basically.

Most of which the people from the show are on cameo. And one of them, I actually heard this show's really good. From the show, Love on the Spectrum. It's the best show out right now. Now, I, so here's the prompt I gave this man. Now, I'm assuming you know who this man is. I hope. I will.

100%. So I bought this from him, I think it was like $100. And I said, it's from my brother Jared. I said you're a grower. And I said, Uh, actually don't... The show will never be the same when I watch it.

Now I'm gonna think he knows me. I like that. Okay, so, uh... Wait, you're not gonna play it if he wins? No, because you guys don't have yours. Well, this is exciting. Hi, Jared. Uh, brother Shane want me to tell you that you're doing something just for fun, right?

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Dude, that's exactly, I love that. That was perfect from him. He gave me everything I needed. That was $100. That was, I was going to ask. He took his chick and her whole family like Africa for the season finale. He might need it.

It seems like an expensive trip. I'm happy to be a part of a contribution to his funds. Wow. Well, you're welcome. Thank you. That was cool. I've already won. Oh my gosh.

I just realized, okay, I don't have prizes for everybody, but I do have punishments. Oh, no. I forgot that I got Chuckie's Pizza's pizzas. That's like the best punishment ever. So I'd be getting a lot of emails about this. People are saying, please try Chuck and Cheese Pizza on the podcast. So, yeah, they make them now and they're at Walmart. Well, at least we know they're not being reused.

I know we don't want drama, but I will say that on Walmart, every product gets like a star rating and their star was like two stars. And every other pizza was like five stars. No way. They were the only one. It must be a Reddit thread. They're fucking with us. It's delicious, I'm sure.

It's like a dislike bomb. Have you ever looked at reviews for sugar-free gummy bears? Oh, yeah, because they make you diarrhea. It's hilarious. People were like, I was getting on a plane, and I squirted it all over the place. I highly recommend reading them if you're ever bored on the toilet. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah, I wouldn't joke.

Yeah, sugar-free items make your anal leak. Anil leak in it. Anyway, should we get even more into some drama? All right, let's stir the pop. Well, this first, Sir the Pot is from Beverly. And who would have been the best to have as a babysitter when you were younger? No, no. I have my reasons.

Oh, I can't wait to hear that. Okay. Ready? Three, two, one, flip. Jared. Ah, I put Ryland. Thank you. Really, I was thinking myself, but I put Ryland because I see how you are with the babies,

and I think that you would be an amazing babysitter. Thank you. Yeah. I think you have a very great imagination. and I feel like you would take any kid you're babysitting on a wild adventure, both mentally and in the physical work. That's what I was thinking and why I wanted to pick myself too. You're so good with the babies.

Like, they love you, you love them. It's the cutest thing in the whole world. Now, Chris, babies are red. You were very cute with babies as well, but the reason I chose not to have you as a babysitter is because the same reason I don't want to be a babysitter, which is I feel we both have severe anxiety and would be constantly in the ER.

That's fair. That's fair. He's either taking the kid to the ER or packing the kid up to go to the ER for you guys? A hundred percent. Yeah, accurate. So I feel like, yeah, I feel like Jared is the babysitter. That's a huge car. That's like one of the biggest compliments I've ever received all day.

No. No, I'm kidding. This is from the audience. This is from Brooklyn. Who do you think has masturbated in the weirdest public place? Ooh. This is easy. Yeah, I feel like we already know.

We already know Chris almost crashed his car. driving. But is it masturbating if you're doing it to someone else? Because that's a good question. Yeah, I think it's to yourself. That's mutual masturbation. No. That's jacking somebody off.

Oh. Yeah, you're right. I think we all know. All right. Ready, three, two, one. Yeah, yeah. I just thought maybe Jared's the underdog here. I feel like you've probably jerked off at a Walmart.

Yeah. I haven't, but I've gotten close after maybe if I found it like a super chase or something like that. I just got a super boner from it, you know, maybe. Those white wills give you boners. Oh, I see the white wheels. Okay, this is one we got from pretty much everyone. Who is most likely to be a secret cook? Oh.

We got that. You guys were going to answer that one. That's a given. That's a given. Chris. What? Is it a secret? I feel like you're the most sexually explorative.

Thank you. Yeah. But I'm not bad. I'm not a cuck. I guess I was on the opposite end of a cuck situation. once. What does that mean? Somebody in a relationship, the one threesome I had, the other two were in a relationship.

Oh. But was it fully interactive? Oh, so that's just a threesome. Yeah. Oh. There could be cuck like interest happening, though. So they were in a relationship. How did you get involved in that?

It must have been Grindr. I didn't know they were dating at first. And after a while, his boyfriend just started coming around too. After a while, how many times were you with this person? Define wild. This guy, like, managed DJs. So, we were going to... What the hell's the story?

Okay, he's to have a lock. What? Hold on. You met a DJ manager. No, okay, technically, agent. He did the touring for all of the DJs he represented. Okay. So then your date...

Were you dating him? Not really. We were sleeping together. Okay. And then turns out he had a boyfriend. But then I guess they just did this. I don't know. Were you sleeping with anybody else at the time?

And then I don't smoke weed. And so, one night I got really stoned while all this was going down and I thought I got to get the fuck out of here and we were in this too much with my husband here I'm invested I really don't ever get stoned and I was so stoned out of my mind and I just thought wow I fucking hate this I hate what I'm doing right now and so I was like I got to go shit out to weed in the middle of the shower I was just like I've got to go and I just left but I was too stoned to do anything So I just sat in my cart, called my best friend.

I was like, hey, I'm not going to be able to leave. So can you just talk to me for a while? Wait, you were in the shower with both of them? I know, this time was just one. This time. This was the last one. This was, that was my final. That was the ending.

Right. Wow. I've never done a threesome. Was it, is it everything that it seems it would be? This was weird. So you had two guys fucking you? No. So what were you doing?

What do you think two dicks? You would double penetrating? No, okay. No, what was your positioning in this? Did someone initiate? I want to get fucked first? Like what goes down? Nobody gets spit roasted?

Nobody, there weren't like dicks in all holes at all times. You know, it was like all three people were just kind of hooking up. She weren't doing an Eiffel Tower to somebody. No, Eiffel Tower's okay. Yeah. Well, I love you. I was 20. That felt like a mini therapy session.

Like, you really needed to get that out about your day and the DJ agent. Yeah. It was weighing heavy on you. Yeah. That was a good story. Well, let's do another one. This is a fun game. Yeah, next.

Please, dear God. We'll do one from Brianna. Who would have the best celebrity meal at a fast food restaurant? And what do you think it would be? So out of this podcast? Yeah, who would have the, if all you guys were famous, who would have the best celebrity meal? Oh, this is hard between the brothers.

All right. All right. All right. Three, two, one. Me. Definitely. Oh, my God. You got it.

Wow. I feel like Ryan Lended at a DJ event. It's because you're so good at not only marketing, like your marketing campaign for it would be phenomenal, but you love, like, fun, fast, what? You're being very nice to me. Are you trying to erase that story? The whole reason my podcast does well is because you tell me what food combinations

to go try at fast food places. Okay, let me just say this. I am weirdly good at it. I came up with a concept for you the other day. I was like, oh, you should do secret menu taco bowl items. And then I googled it and they were all boring. So I just came up with them. And then you guys tried them and you said they were actually good.

You came up with it? Yes. That's why I didn't have names for them. I didn't even know that until I got home and he said, were they good? And I go, yeah, but I was trying to find the names for these. And he goes, oh, I made them up. You're genius. So I had them put chicken and jalapeno sauce on top of the Mexican pizza.

I had them put the fiesta potatoes inside the crunch wrap. I had them mixed, the Baja froze with Coca-Cola. Really good, by the way. You're going to love it. It looks like asbestos. That blows my mind. I thought these were like internet things we were trying. You're very creative with the food.

Yeah. Thank you. I needed that. Let's stir the pod. Who probably makes the loudest noise when having sex? Oh. I hate this, Ron. Why?

She's an awful question. When you were fucking DJs, they go, da-la-da-mo-no! There was never a DJ. It was the manager of the DJ. You said you fuck DJs. You've said it on the show before. There was one.

Dick jocky. No, that guy was just like playing me what he does in his bedroom. I think that's a little different, you know? All right, everyone ready? Okay. All right, ready? Three, two, one.

Jared. Oh, I said, Chris. Oh, he probably growls. You like, gruel. I do not. I do not. Cringe, cringe. Nothing makes me cringe more than,

and listen, I'm not trying to be homophobic. But when gay guys do, like, the growl. I'd like to clarify, do not growl. Or like, barking. It's too much. But no fact, if you're a barker or a growler, like, get it. I love you. I just think Chris does, like, high-pitched giggles.

No. You said you thought he growls and they're like, no, no, no. He high-pitch giggles. Okay. Let me explain why I put my own brother. Hold on. I loved it now. I put it because, and this is why I thought you telepathically told me.

Okay. Because I feel like you said you and Sandy laugh a lot. Like you make jokes. So I think you're laughing. I mean, I don't, I don't thinking about it. You think a little joke and you laugh and you're a loud lapper? I don't think we, if I've ever laughed during sex. It would be pretty offensive.

I feel like you said on the show that like you have fun with it. Oh, yeah. I mean, definitely, but there's different levels of different kinds of fun than just involve laughing, I guess. We laugh a lot. I mean, you know, there's moments where like if you're, you know, down there doing something. And if you like take, if you do a character. Are you doing a little something? A character.

This is a very revealing episode about Ritalin's down there doing character. What did you do like Seinfeld? What is it like? You know what I mean? It's like funny. Like having fun. I do characters.

Talk for the morning. At least like down. You know, like, you know. No, I don't. I don't want to do it. But, you know. Oh, I need to know. The women out there, no.

Like with your man or men or, or, means whatever. It's like role play? But you know, when you're down there doing something, like if you just do something funny just to see if they can stay hard. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, how crazy can I get right now, like, as a joke? Yeah.

Okay. All right, this is another one. Stir that thought. I feel fight energy coming. Ooh. I want to risk it all. Who is the biggest baby when they get sick? Oh.

I feel like I might be getting sick. I pray the day away. All right. Ready, three, two, one. flip i put me wow got a lot of mees on this one it must run in this family

i also put me really yeah oh my gosh grow up you guys here's the thing i don't okay what what i want when i'm sick is love yeah and i can't get it because i'm sick but like all i want is a hug or so you know i'm getting sick when i want a hug or if i'm like give me your love no shame the second he's not even feeling a little bit okay

he gets in a position and then he doesn't move ever until he feels okay again. Same. You just sleep in the same spot forever and begs for love. We wait until it's really, really bad to even let anybody know. So we actually handle the bulk of it better than most people. But when we're letting you know we're sick, that's bad. It's like, come on, we got to be on high alert.

I'm not feeling good. You know, this is bad. I'm letting it be known. It has to be bad. No, I think men in general suck it being sick. Common colds for guys. Feminist coded. No, it is.

Every woman I know can handle a cold. They just are doing their everyday life. And every man I know acts like it's the end of their world, that nothing, it could be worse. And it's like, you have his stuff he knows. Get up. All right, yeah, we got one last one. You guys ready?

I'm excited. Who is the most ruthless when arguing? Your brother. All right, ready? Three, two, one. My island, oh my God. I put Chris. I don't, because I feel like when you guys were here for that one episode,

I feel like I saw a little sidelie, like, and you said some of a thought, I bet Chris can get pretty aggressive in moments. Oh, in relationship. Yes. What we, that's the word, what we're, okay. Well, that's the only thing I have to base on them. Most ruthless and arguments. You are brutal.

Crazy person. It doesn't take, like, a fight with a significant other. It's just about anything. You could literally be talking to me about the weather. And if I feel like you're wrong, damn. And you get so angry. And then I say,

I say, why are you so angry? And I'm like, I'm not angry. I'm passionate. There's a difference. And then you'll be like, yel-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And then I'm just like,

you're being too much, you're being angry, and you're like, I'm having a good time. I'm like, you are? Oh my gosh, is this happening? Well, I guess technically

we weren't really keeping score. So I'm going to say we all lost. I think we all, yeah, I feel like we all lost in that game. Yeah, so as our punishment slash prize, depending on how you see it.

The Spencer is bringing us our Chuckie Cheese Meets. The two out of five star? I wonder if people are just being haters or if it actually sucks. Yeah, I'm really curious. It's orange. You know, listen, I'm going to hold my opinion because I just really don't want to get sued. It has just gotten so close. I will say it doesn't look great.

Let's figure out the taste. All right. Cheers, Chuckie. It's chewy. I'm eating plastic. The crust is horrible. Maybe the worst pizza I've ever had. Why would they...

This legit tastes like a luncheble's pizza. Oh my God. The closest thing I've ever had a real pizza that tastes like a luncheble's pizza. How is it so bad? It tastes like somebody is like fucking me and into the Chucky Cheese floor. Look, what is it? And I'm chewing on the rug. I'm honestly surprised they were able to make something so bad.

No, that's what I'm sorry. saying it's like it actually doesn't make sense it's really bad why you're so dry like i don't think i've ever had a worst tasting piece of pizza ever well thank you chucky and thank you you guys for submitting your stir the pots if you have any more that was that earthquake i don't think so am i okay i know what's weird i felt something like 30 seconds ago oh my god do you ever chew so hard that your whole body shakes i just thought i was chewing so intensively that my body was shakes but i I think we just had an earthquake live on the podcast. Did we? I feel like we might so.

Oh my God. We stirred the pot too much. We're shaking the world. Are you guys messing with us? No. I think we did. Why is it the same people with the dress? It's always.

If we didn't have an earthquake right now, we're about to. Because sometimes I'll feel them before we have them. You're like Katie Heron. I'm like a dog. All right. Well, yeah, let us know if you have any stir the bots. Leave them in the comments below. And we're going to take a quick little break and throw away all this pizza.

You know what? After a couple of minutes of eating it, Now with the aftertaste, that's fucking horrible pizza. I think I was just kind of stoked on it. But yeah, now that it's settling on my palate, yuck. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but I want to give some love. Wait, hold on, don't go anywhere. Oh, my God.

Okay. I don't want you guys to skip these ads. Why? Because we're hanging out together. You know what I mean? Like, you're just going to leave me? Also, it looks like there's somebody living back here. I would say every blanket on this couch represents one of my problems.

So, in the words of my therapist, we're going to need a few blanket passes. What was I talking about? Raycons. No, listen. I know ads can be boring. You want to skip past them. You want to get back to us trying wacky food or, you know, us making Chris uncomfortable. All of those things you will get.

But you know how much more fun you would be having if you were watching the show and listening with Raycons? It would be like you're in the room with us. Maybe you don't want that. No, you know what? You do want that. You could hear all the mouth noises. You could hear my scream laughing. You could hear so many little nuances that you're missing out on.

Alright, so let me explain Raycon. Raycon. As you guys know, I've talked about them before. I love Raycon. They make incredible earbuds that are half the price of the, you know, you know what I'm saying. And they come in different colors. And listen, I'll get to the technical stuff. What the colors? They come in royal blue. They come in rose gold. They come in so many beautiful colors. And it's not just the standard, you know, white, black. And on top of that, they have 32 hours of battery life, eight hours of playtime and three customizable sound profiles. So, for example, if you're on an airplane and you want to get rid of everything, you just tap for the noise isolation mode. Or if you're

in the world and you want to make sure you're aware of your surroundings, you just tap for the awareness mode and that way you're not, you know, in danger. Well, you know, that's dark. I don't mean like, well, no, I do mean it. Like, for example, say you're Christmas shopping and you're trying to find something cheap for someone and you have a salesperson constantly saying, hello, hello, can I help you? Hello, hello, you should buy this one. It's like, you know what? No. Doof. Isolation mode. Because that is danger. What am I talking about? Anyways, if you want to try Raycon for yourself, which trust me, you should, if you're looking for new earbuds or if you're If you even want just an extra pair to have with you, like in a car or on the go, check them out.

Go to buy raycon.com slash grower and you'll get 20% off of your Raycon order plus free shipping. That's buyraycon.com slash grower to get 20% off and free shipping. Okay, I'm going to go. I'm going to isolate myself. What? No, I'm going to give myself some awareness. Yeah. Enjoy the rest of the show.

Okay, it's time for our favorite part of the show. Vagina. Viewers are great. I need another. Yay. Okay, so vagina. Here we go. First, we have an email from Bianca and Alejandro.

I don't know why I said it like that. I think it's that song, Alejandro. Hi, Shane, it's Bianca. This is my husband, Alejandro. And our baby, Charlotte. We're from Puerto Rico. And I've been in offenses 2011. Oh, good.

You missed the first few rough years. Actually, you entered the roughest years. On December, we had our first baby together. And as a push present, my husband got his grower hoodies. Oh, my God. This is the cutest thing ever. Look at them. Oh, my God.

It's a grower is. It's a baby. It's amazing. That is so precious. They're so cute. Maybe in December? Yes. Us too.

Can we all be godparents? I think we already are. This is so cool. Wow. That's really inserting yourself. So congratulations. That is so cute. Okay.

This is from Destiny. This is very special. What? I wonder if this is Destiny, the woman I lost my virginity to. Yeah, where's she at? The girl that... Wouldn't that be a great episode? It really would.

I'm too afraid to ask. You know what? She's probably a lesbian. No. So, Destiny said, my girlfriend Paige recently found a stray dog near our house and had a very deep cut in its chest. That's all sad. Long story short, we got everything fixed, and we had to put a shirt on the dog for a few weeks to cover the stitches. So we decided to use your merch.

Look at this dog. Nice. Oh, and they've got a lot. That is the cutest thing ever. Is it sweet or is it like they didn't care if it got blood on it? Well, it is the old Amazon merch. So maybe they're like, yeah, fuck it.

I think it's great. So precious. No, I love it. Listen, I would, I love that my merch is on a bloody dog. I just feel like that's, that's where it should be. You know what I mean? Cleaning up a mess.

Helping a wound. It's, It's saving the planet. Very economic. A burpee. A burpee cloth. So thank you. That's the sweetest thing ever. Okay.

And then we have one more. God, a lot of babies watching the show. We have Shelby. She said, hey, everyone. My name's Shelby. I'm watching Shane since 2005. Whoa. That's crazy.

She is now 27 years old, happily married with an almost two-year-old. And look at her with the Valentine's merch and their baby. Oh, my goodness. Wow. A lot of little kids, like a lot of mommy's watching. Of course.

They're feeding. yeah i mean you know during nap time it's it's an isolating thing so to feel like you have company is special i will say our pod like i love watching long stuff while we're feeding because it takes like an hour sometimes longer to feed the babies so it's nice to have you know or when they take a nap too just sit down on the couch relax you know uh well that is so cute so yeah we love all of you guys okay now moving on from cute to disturbing let's get into some viewer voicemails. Hey, the pod.

So I would like to say anonymous if you use this for a pod. Anyway, so whenever I'm mad at my husband, I take his toothbrush and I dip it in a toilet a couple of times. And then I pay back. Especially when I know that I'm not going to kiss him. I was going to say this backfires. Anytime soon because he has pissed me off. And no, we're not newlyweds.

We've been married for a while. We have five kids together anyway. I thought I'd share that little tidbit. Bye, guys. Love y'all. Five kids. Oh, and he's a grower. Redeeming, redeeming.

However, you are committing a crime after. That is like use of biological weaponry or something like. Somebody got evicted from Big Brother for doing that. When you have five kids and you want to feel something, you go, girl. No. You're pro her doing this. You know what I'm going to say? This could be the new.

Psychopath test. Would you clean your husband's toilet with a toothbrush? I think I'm going to boil my toothbrush before I use it every time. I think I would kill you if I found out that was happening. Although I will say there's poop in all of our toothbrushes. I think we've talked about it before. Poop particles float through the air onto your toothbrushes, so nobody's safe. I also think if she's listening, please stop doing that.

I just, how long are you waiting until you kiss him again? Like, just to have a conversation with him, maybe. Maybe just buy some Chucky Cheese Pizza for him. Honestly, I appreciate your honesty. It's not something I could do, but talk to me three kids from now. I would, yeah. You know, okay, listen, I don't want to offend somebody who watches our show. So, you know, you're committing a crime, but, you know, to not like this episode would be a crime.

And he's a grower, so we love them. We love you guys obviously, right? So we love both of you. It seems like you guys are all siding with him. I think, stop. I'm your only safe one. Maybe you just fart in your hand, cup it, and, like, share with them really up close. Do something fun.

Something funny. Yeah, maybe not the toothbrushing. That's what if you get sick? I wonder, you know what? This is also dangerous possibly. How could we give you the same rush without something so? Yeah, it's really gross. Can you imagine they're watching together?

He's like, five kids. That sounds like her. You just made it unsafe for a lot of women to watch this with their husbands. Well, speaking of viewer. Vigna. Oh my God. Viewers vaginas, they know what we're talking about.

Let's get to the ultimate viewer interaction. It is time to play mass makers. Okay, so here's how this is going to work. By the way, Spencer, this isn't just me, like, forcing you to do this. No, no, no. This has been the plan the whole time. Consensual.

Now, so here's my plan. I think it would be fun to put out some, like here is our list of qualifications that we want in a partner for Spencer, right? So, and we're going to make an email. Oh, my God. Tried to date Spencer at gmail. Look up.

Serious applicants only. Okay? So you have to live in L.A. You have to live in L.A. Or close to you. Surrounding. Surrounding, right? You can't, like, be like,

oh, I think it's me, but I live in Florida. No, it has to be L.A. Between the ages of what and what? 21, probably just because 21 to. So no rich cougars. Well, I haven't put a top on it yet. Oh. 50.

I don't know. Probably realistically, like, 30 would be the top. Is that a cougar? I'm offended. To him, yeah, kind of. I'm offended. Yeah. Well, you have to state your age if people are. Yeah, I'm 25. I'm 25. Right. And then, so here's what else we want in this email, right? So you have to obviously be between those ages, live in L.A. Send a little bio about yourself, like a little paragraph. Like, what makes you tick? What are you into? What's your vibe? What's your story? And then I want to have a couple questions that we choose right now for you guys to answer.

So it's almost like we're making a dating profile for you. Spencer's going to answer them, you mean? Well, we're going to get to him. We get both answers. But I'm talking about for the women that are watching that want to submit because the plan is we're going to narrow it down. I'm going to go through these and I'm going to pick like three and then we're going to have them come on the show.

Not an or house. No way. And do a dating game. No way. This is huge. You will make sure that they don't have a criminal background. Are you going to rent out like a set for this? Is it going to be like a Netflix?

show. Whoa, this is exciting. I know, so this is, and I'm on the spectrum. Oh my God, okay. It's like RuPaul's drag race. You're RuPaul. Of course. And we're the three judges. Yes. I want the setup. I want the setup to be the same where we're all at a judges table.

There's a catwalk. Spitzer has a booth to the side. Okay. No, I'm saying like, this or nothing. We should do it at a Denny's. You guys are, you guys, you guys may need to get your wires. But we also don't want to exploit this. women like i'm not trying to put them on a stage so that he's we're offering an opportunity here

and just to clarify spencer is there a specific type of relationship that you're looking for because to be fair to these women you know are you looking for something where if it if it clicks are you ready to be serious in a relationship or are you just looking for fun right now he's looking to reproduce oh you're you're ready to spread the seed right now i wouldn't say so being fertile is is something that we need yeah it's an example of your eggs i don't think that's how to work Conspiracy alert No, I think I'm open to all Like options

I'm not I wouldn't say no to like a if you know We click to like a longer term thing If it was like a short you know what I mean I wouldn't say I have like a hard like line either way In that direction so maybe for the woman or the girl The woman that's looking they need to have the same album They can't just be solely looking for a quick fun time Are you down for that?

Yeah that's fine too I mean I don't know Shane's gonna be doing okay So not a whole lot of okay But no I would think I think The goal should more of a relationship Yeah I like Like, I'm not like, this isn't like, you can go on anywhere to find a hook up. Yeah, this is a really cool way to meet people.

It's way more fun than like a dating app or something. Like, how cool. I'm excited for you. Um, okay, so questions. Let's all think of one. Okay, so these are the questions for the women out there. So I'm going to start. Um, it's your last day on earth.

What are you going to eat? These prompts are going to be so long. You want to read four long prompts? I'm interested. That's just a one word answer, possibly. Oh, pizza. Okay. Yeah.

You know, that can be. the shortest answer possible. That's my question, Jared, what's yours? My question is, and this is, it goes deep kind of, okay? What is your favorite California or state or nationwide national park? Because I feel like he's an outdoorsy guy and I think that wouldn't it benefit you to have a significant other that would enjoy the outdoors? It would be nice, but also. You're a park lady? Right? You guys are going to go. No offense to park women. No offense. Do you enjoy being out in nature? Then that's the question. What's your level of enjoyment being out in nature? Because I feel like Spencer does like being out. about and these are resourceful guys so national park is going to weed some some girls out so that's

why i'm saying so that's why i'm saying between going out and being in nature for a weekend as opposed to going to like a nice hotel maybe what would you prefer out of the two hotel i think spencer's ideal partner would enjoy the outdoors that's why i'm asking so i guess that's not a good question if i'm giving you the right answer what's your favorite movie you know fucking i'm doing too much here choose between you can do one of the other Well, my question is kind of that But it's because we've You know, we talk a lot when we're setting stuff up

You're a TV show guy You love TV shows So I think it's important to know And you're a writer So I think like someone What's your favorite TV show Is important to someone like you Because that's something you like a lot

And care a lot about That's a good one And it says like what type of person you are If you like a reality show Versa Drama versus a comedy Like it says a lot about you Favorite food favorite show Favorite national park

Or movie Rylan Hold on, I'm trying to think of something useful. Well, think about for Spencer too, though. No, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to think of what would be useful for him to read about the person. I guess long-term career aspirations. Ooh. That's a good one.

Yeah. She wants to live in the wilderness. Okay, so those are the questions that you have to fill out in the email. And then we want three pictures, okay? So I'm thinking, no filters. I don't want them crazy filters. I think one of you with, like, an animal, if you have one. If you don't have animals, that's fine.

But I like seeing the interaction with an animal. They need animals, I feel. I feel like animals are going to be necessary for them. I feel like you're projecting yourself. No, no. You like going to Joshua Tree and you like your dogs. I'm not. I'm just a very perceptive person.

I feel like I know what would mesh well with, uh... Do you even want animals? Um, he's like after seeing yours? They don't have to be their animals. It was a joke. I don't want them to have to own animals. No, no, no. That's not, I wouldn't say you have to own animals.

I do like animals. So, like, if you hate animals, I would say, don't apply. Say, that's a hard stance. I like it. And I'd say one of you, like, out in the world. Like, are you, like, doing something fun? Okay, there's a lot of questions now. No, those are pictures.

So those are all the prompts. Okay. So I know what you're thinking, Shane, this isn't fair. You're making us women do all the work. Well, we're going to go through right now, Spencer's dating profile. You're kidding me. This feels, like, insanely, like, something you can't be doing. He said we, he said, we said, we're.

said yesterday and I was looking over it today I was like oh fuck we have to look at my dating profile on where on what I was gonna do hinges I think that's the most like it has the most stuff I haven't seen a dating it's just so personal it's like seeing someone's bedroom yeah I mean I was I would it is funny because it is like such a personal thing but then you think about how many people see it yeah it's like so many people see it but you just like don't even think about it's the same thing as like YouTube I would never tell a stranger the things I tell you

too yeah okay uh I feel like I should put stipulation like oh my god so there's a lot of like jokes in it, so I don't know if they're going to hit it. They're not bad jokes. I just, oh, my God. You guys love the picture. I wasn't nervous until just now. Also, a lot of the pictures, this is what I think I think when I'm using the profile.

It's like, these are like old pictures, because I don't take pictures of myself. Well, they're looking at you now. Yeah, yeah, that's fair enough. That's fair. Can I ask a good question. Okay, so this is the home page or whatever. Yeah, this is the best picture I thought. I think I have on myself.

Did you make the caption cut in the act? No, that's like a hinge thing. It's like, it's, yeah. I didn't say, like. Like, the ultimate cuck. He's looking in at the house. Yeah, and so then this is a little, like, poll thing. Oh, my God, there's a voice memo.

Wait, these are jokes. Okay, can I read it? Wait. Yeah. A dream home must include. And then this is like something. Read them off. We get what it is. So what was your dream house include?

Okay, so this is a thing where on Hitch, like, if you see someone else's profile, it's like a, it's like a voting thing. So you can vote. Oh, this is fun. So, two, I did two jokes in a real one, a bad real one. So the dream home was, oh, God, reading the sound sucks. Just get it out. You read it.

You read it. I don't want to read it. Hey, show these women you're confident, dude. Okay. You got this. It's embarrassing for you, but you get through it. Okay, a dream home must include a personal guy Fury impersonator who wakes us up with sweet butterfly kisses. He's a writer, guys.

Remember, I couldn't have thought of that. I could have never have thought of that. really in my corner. Of course, dude. A bad house. I guess that's where we live. We're all, for all the live bats we raise for their milk.

I was just, I don't know what I was. Okay. And then a sturdy foundation, which I thought is, because this is a prompt, like this is the hinge prompt, a dream home must include.

And so this is kind of me making fun of all these, like, people who are like, like a nice window. It's like, it's like, a lot of people think it way too literally. So I think I went too far the other way.

So do you think like if they put a sturdy foundation, and they're just boring. Like, do you want them to pick a joke? Yeah. If they select Stirty Foundation, I'm usually like, they don't get a head. Which one won? Like, did more, a lot of people pick one?

People like, okay, so most people don't interact with this part of my profile. Okay. But. Evaluate that, maybe. Most people pick the Guy Fiery one. Yeah. And then, like, goth girls pick the Bad House one. I think I'm, like, serious.

And I'm like, you're scary. Yeah. These are very smart questions. Well, you can't. I just might be scared. Okay, so is that a voice saying? I can't. Is there a voice?

Yeah. You got it, dude. Press play. Okay, so this is also making fun of people who are like, they just take it so, like, people take it so literally. And it's like, it feels kind of boring to me. Right. So this is, okay, this is me saying hi in as many languages as I know. Hi, English.

Hello. That's also English. Hello, mate. That's British. Chow. This is a nightmare. Good-Aid, mate. No, they get to hear their voice.

It doesn't really matter what you're saying. It's so they can hear what you sound like. I will say this is smart. This is probably my second best, like most clicked on one. People like this. Can I just say this, this to me feels gay like, we're not. Not you, but this feels like a gay thing. Because, like, isn't the whole big, you know what I mean.

Yeah, because you don't want to know that, like, oh, the gay guys, they'll always be, like, these manly nice guys in the big, hey, gay. Like, you want to hear how gay they sound? Sorry, that was homophobic. Yeah. So I feel like Hinge made that for the gays. But that was a good. It wasn't gay at all. Okay.

Another bad joke. Oh, what is this joke? It's a joke that I should be nominated for. It's a joke that I should win an Oscar because I had to. Well, read it. So the award should be an award. You guys can read it. The Oscar award.

You can read it yourself. You may not recognize me, but I'm a star actor and very famous. Lots of movies are super popular, and they should give me the award. Okay, yeah, sarcastic, very funny. No, it's funny, I get it. Okay, okay. You did say to me, this was like weeks ago. You were talking about your dating pictures, and you're like, I just don't know.

I'm just not good at picking dating pictures. So can you explain to us, like, what's the thought process of these pictures we're about to witness? Yeah. I think in general, I mean, women just have more pictures of, like, their friends. Take pictures. So, like, as a guy, I also just don't have a lot of pictures. So part of this is just like, where, what pictures on my phone do I look okay in? Like, what am I just going to do?

I'm not going to have like a bunch of selfies. Yeah, or it's not like one of the guys that's going to be like, let me get a picture of you. Yeah, bro, let me take a picture. You look so cute right now. Hey, dude, that's bro code. You need a guy. Me and Ryan will start doing that. Yeah, okay.

Just around the house. All right, so take us to these pictures. So this is, uh, you with. This is me. This is my aunt's basement. Are those crows? Yeah, I think it's the creepiest thing ever, but I don't know. I was pretty drunk, and I thought it would be funny to be like, hey, I'm friends with the

crew. It does look like a 3 a.m. photo. Yeah, well, I think it was close. I love whatever you're sitting on. It's like a fireplace. It's like her house is like, she lives in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee, and it's like, it feels like, hmm, should, should this be in your basement? Yeah.

Like, I don't know. There's a lot of cement in that. I see. I like that. Okay, this is, Shane has On this picture before It's my most like picture But as I've talked to you with Shane

He thinks it gives the wrong image If you know you, it doesn't But I could see how if I didn't know you, it does Okay, here's... No, go ahead. No, you first. You just, you look like a crypto pimper or something like fucking, you know,

like you got so much money He gives a shit, I'm a fucking pen. Bit corn! Yeah, you look like you have a cheesy fucking porno website or like you manage strippers

like because you don't take yourself too seriously Spencer does actually like he's a little you're more daring with style than me as a gay man Harley Davidson shirt and you don't even like motorcycle

add that to the bio I'm more daring with style than a gay man that'll do well in Los Angeles gay guys uncomfortable with your stylish choices he's not a friend of color like he has lavender shoes

on right now. I like that about Smith. Me too. Me too. He doesn't play it safe guys. No. Oh, best travel story. One time I traveled to a ski mountain and after I got there, I broke my neck. It was not my favorite trip that I've ever been. That's good. Is that real? That is true, yeah. Oh my God. I like fractured a vertebrae in my neck. That was the last time I was in like middle school and I

hit my head on a tree skiing. And I skied the rest of the way down the mountain. I blacked out. Skied the rest of the way down the mountain and then fell over because I couldn't even stand up. I couldn't like see straight. I had a crazy concussion and I wore a neck brace for a while my life is like a series of like medical issues and like stuff in the case is a bio yeah well i don't know if that's the drinking the right person no no no you need a sympathetic woman yeah that is true i do a nurse a doctor yeah but yeah in high school after like i was

playing basketball and senior year of high school my afterwards my heart was just like pounding pounding pounding my chest it was like it felt like after you sprint in your part i was like and it was like that for never felt it because you're sick But it felt like that for hours and hours. And eventually I was like, hmm, this seems odd. Like, I should go to the doctor. So I went to the emergency room. And they tested, they first tested my heart rate on my wrist.

And they were like, oh, it doesn't feel that bad. I can't even really feel that much. And then they hooked me up to a heart monitor. And it was like, it was like if, like, someone hit a switch and everyone in the room saw my heart. It was hard. My heart was 270 beats per minute. Whoa. And everyone was like, like, freaking out, freaking out.

And I was just laying there. They were like injecting me, all this sort of stuff. But the reason they couldn't feel out on my wrist was because my heart was going so fast that it wasn't even, it was going so fast. I didn't have time to pump blood, but it was going so fast there was no time for the blood to, like, get to my arms. And so, yeah, so I was in the hospital for like weeks. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. Then they've diagnosed it with this like heart condition called ARVC. And they like, they are still very sure if that's what I have because it's very, very rare in like someone that age.

But yeah, so I have that. I have a pacemaker now. It doesn't really affect my day-to-day life that much. Like I even recently my heart doctor is like oh you can do more exercise than you thought we thought you could so it's like you know but it's definitely like a thing if you're going to date me like that's something usually I bring up earlier on because it's like good to know yeah before before I get intimate with someone because there's a big scar on my chest usually they're like what is that and so that's that's what that is. I mean I think that's such a cool thing about you that when we learned about this it was like it's so overwhelming and it was just so fascinating because I feel like that's why. It made everything make sense. That's why you are the way you are, because I feel like you're kind of, you're kind of forced to be chill, right? Because you can't, your heart rate can't go up too much.

Literally the calmest person ever. It's like the best vibe. I do think, though, just one thing is I would assume that the breaking your neck thing was a joke. Just because you haven't given me anything yet to signify that you're serious as it yet. But that makes it a good conversation starter. Someone's like, is this a joke? He's like, no, no, no, this happened. It's like, anything crazy happened?

You know what I mean? It's like, it sparks more conversation. then not then just like right are you sitting a whole well yeah this is just I just this is like this is like this is like example of like I'm need up another picture this is also me when I had really long hair I don't know I see my hair was really long yeah but I feel like it's a bad representation of giving Anakin Skywalker it's a lot of Christianson I thought that was a funny picture because the killer of the week yeah it looks like I won that award that's super fitting that's super fitting your chin and this picture

where I look like I own a yacht I look so preppy in this picture you're like a fucking Chad for sure. Yeah, I really do. It's all kind of giving like, yeah, trust fund. Yeah, it's like you're in front of the dollar store like. Yeah. That's so true. I never thought about it like that. Anyway, that was, okay. So there you go. That's your profile. So ladies, soak it up. They're like, I'm not going. I think you going through your profile is like the ultimate, though, because they get to see the full roundiness of you. I think that was great. No, if any one of us were to do that on our own, oh my God. That's what we should do. We should make Dating profiles. And I'll compete and see if you can get

Not compete, just maybe Yeah, that could get dangerous. Mine was really, really. Yours was horrible. His were so cringe. I wish I could find the pictures of you like shirtless. Did they have that? You know how you could go look at

what your MySpace looked like 10 years ago? Can we do that version? I don't know. But there's one of him doing laundry shirtless and he's like, oh, it's really bad. I had like a tiny moment. Yeah.

Well, there you guys go. if you want to date Spencer, try to date Spencer at gmail.com. Send us your profile with your pictures, nothing too crazy. And I'm going to go through them and whittle it down. And then we're going to make this happen. This is exciting. Yeah, I think it's going to say I'm not going to see the things until we get like a finalist. So how does this end?

Is there a proposal? Is that the goal of this? Like at the end of the season? Oh, it was the same. All right. Well, when we come back, we're going to get to some. conspiracies. Stay with us. Hey, I know. I'm back. And there's another blanket. Can you find it? Wow. This is like a really sad, scary, like, you know, Blue's clues. Like, okay, Blue, Shane has another

issue. Can you find it? Uh-oh. I see a lot of paw prints. Anyways, seekeek. Yeah, seekeek. Okay, but also, you know what, side note, I don't want to say I'm like, I'm actually having a good week. It's been a good week. It's just been a lot. If you watch Ryland's vlogs, you might know about it. Her house is flooding, uh, literally underwater in the moment. mold probably just a lot just a lot but you know what you know what would make this week better seeing audrey graham sorry as you guys know him drake in concert live but how am i going to do that i don't know how to buy tickets i don't know how to how to how to do that like what does that mean well luckily seat geek is here to help and they are the number one rated ticketing app with

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idea what I'm talking about. I'm going to go. Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, this theory is crazy. This isn't even a theory. This is real. For sure. I feel bad. I don't want to make fun of this guy. I mean, he posted it. So I feel like this is, you know, what's his name? Fair game. Fair game. His name is Curtis. He's a Twitch streamer. So I heard about this recently. Have you heard? You know what? I'm just not. Let's just play the video. I'm not going to give it away. I found a dent in my head when I shaved it from wearing my gaming headset a little too often. Dude, I have like an indent right here.

This is where my headphones go. I have a fucking headphone indent in my head? Seriously, though, I did this for charity on stream, so make fun of me all you want. I feel pretty okay about my deformity. Okay, so I saw an article that there is this new phenomenon. So everyday things are like, you know, technology, people addicted technology. I've talked about it in my conspiracy video, tech neck, all those things.

So this is something that's happening now where these young guys are wearing their Twitch headphones. for hours and hours and hours. That's a flex then. The bigger the dent, the bigger, you know, the bigger the streamer. Like, yeah, I got 20 million views, you know. Oh, my God. He should just put a pile of money in the dent. Oh, fuck, yeah.

That's what it looks like. So, but now, and especially with, like, young boys, like 12-year-olds want to be streamers. Like, it's like a whole thing. So it is, though, your head is not done, done, like, forming for years. So when they start too young, this is what happens. Like, isn't that wild? Yeah, I would also like to throw out there that he might be dehydrated and have bad water retention, you know what I'm saying? Like maybe he's wearing them and it's causing that dent. But dude, drink more water and maybe it'll go away. Oh, yeah. Because all they do is gamers is drink like super sugared up salty drinks and just eat pizza pockets. And that sounds like pizza pockets. That's what I would eat. But I think also maybe this is a hydration thing because there is room between your skull and your skin on the top of your head. I'm hoping it goes away, dude. You know? Me too. It is a technical.

thing though that there's like articles about it's like Twitch head dent I mean that's happening that's huge for Twitch there are a lot of people that have this just because when you're a baby you have soft spots and it doesn't form right I have that my head has the dent way before I ever wore a head set exactly where the headset would be yeah in the middle spot that's where it is it's a soft spot in your head that takes the longest to harden or something like that and yeah I have that too yeah uh kids are twitching early all I'm saying is you know it would fix this problem before it even started. Raycons. Oh, yeah.

In ear earbuds. This is an ad. With no cancellation. Best on the planet. Just saying. No, this is very, very fascinating. It is interesting what humans are evolving into because of our technology and all of our

things. Like, I mean, if you think about it, when we were young, we all had heavy backpacks and now we all have like fucked up backs. Yeah. And then they changed just like roly backpacks. And everybody's like made fun of the roly people.

Like, but now the roly people are walking straight and look at us. Curved as fuck. I got beat up for. having a rolly back. Yeah, but you would have beat yourself up more by wearing a real backpack. Okay, listen, I hate that we keep bringing up Taylor Swift because I don't want to shit on this person. I'm sorry, I promise.

She won't be in the thumbnail, maybe. But I'm going to try to keep her out of the thumbnail. But I wanted to talk about this because I'm actually going to stand up for her for a second. This is crazy. I can't believe I'm doing this. So have you seen the viral clip that's going around right now of Taylor Swift at some award show when Ice Spice is accepting her award? And she thanks God and she shakes her head. I want to think my producer, Ryan.

She's clapping for a producer. Shout out all the other nominees in this category. Clapping for the nominees. And of course, God, without God, none of us can't be possible. Okay. No, she's like, hell yeah. No. That's whatever.

God. Fuck, no. To me, here's what she was doing. Now, listen, do I think Taylor is a cult leader? Yeah, probably. Got it. I think she was doing more of like. when she said none of this would be possible.

I think Taylor was like, yeah, none of this would be possible. I think that's what she was. Or she's just like, God, you mean me? I don't think Taylor was like, Taylor put her on the map. I think if anything Taylor would pander to the God crowd and be like, me too. That would be such a weird reaction. I think if anything, Taylor's like, well, I made you mainstream.

Ice, what did Taylor have to do? I had no idea who she was before Taylor put her in the Midnight songs. Are you serious? I didn't know about that. I didn't know. I knew it done. I'm not even on TikTok. She's on the remix of karma.

We were trying her Dunkin' Donut drink before Taylor Swift got to her. That's what I'm saying. You ain't small fries with Duncan. That was after. I think when people shake, I think she would have had more of a, like, embracive look on her face when she shook her head and said no like that. And usually people don't shake their head unless they mean no. It's usually like, if you ask somebody a question and say,

yeah, of course, they're shaking their head because of contact. they don't want to say no but they're saying no to you or if someone says did you do something no I didn't do that that means yes they did it so I don't know it was very weird to me well this continues on because Taylor Swift and Ice Spice were at the Super Bowl and people saw that Ice Spice was throwing up devil signs was wearing an upside down cross on her neck and had a Balenciaga crop top on so here's a video of her you know da da da got this song which doesn't that mean I love you in sign language or no this this is I love you is that what you're doing or no there's also rock on that's what I okay listen like people do

rock on at concerts and stuff all the time I get the whole Luminati thing and like it's fun to talk about and all the creepy celebrity whatever but it gets to a point where it's like anytime anyone is famous for a moment it's like everybody's piling on and being like the thing the vulva and I'm like it almost seems like throwing us off the course of the real evil because the real evil isn't out there going the real evil is behind the scenes going you know what I mean and who are they doing that too though

people like Taylor Swift and Ice Spice Taylor Swift's doing the da-da-da-da-da that's what I'm saying Taylor's the da-da-da and then munches the da-da-da Taylor has eyes spies Blake lively Lana Del Rey she's dead-a-da-ing

okay it's spooky wow she's yeah she's the mastermind Is that her like crew I want to show you a video and you tell me if you notice anything kind of weird about it okay so it's an old lady or you know an elderly woman of strength

is she too old Spencer she's making her she's making her mashie a weird stock footage clip yeah it's like it's a weird stock footage clip right oh the spoon just magically appears is that what is it was oh wait I didn't notice that

let's watch it again let's watch it again wait where's the spoon Her fingers are long. It like comes out of her hair. Wait, that was like Wolverine's claws. Okay, here's what I will say about this fucking bitch. This lying, obscene, this. Whoa.

Shade. She's not real. It's not real. You can say whatever you want about her. Oh my. This is AI. This is Chad GBT. This bitch is not real.

She is lying to you, Chris. Those are her mashies. That's the part of your most egg. This is not a real grandma. I trusted her. I believed her. I was in love with her. I thought I respected her.

She's not real. So there's this new thing. If you haven't heard about it, it's called Sora. The people that made Open AI have created this weird, creepy thing where you can type in. It's not open to the public yet, but it will be. You can type in anything. And it creates it. So, for example, here is a, here, these puppies in the snow.

They're not real. They're not real. They're not real. They have to be off of. Like, the AI has to be bringing in real imagery, though, and compositing it together. So, I mean, it does hit you on a certain level. They're cute. Whoa.

Okay, look at this one. Here's a lot of old ladies. Here's an old lady blowing out some birthday candles. Are these people that put images of their, like, dead grandparents into the system that said, show me a picture? Look at all the people in the background. They even got like, isn't this insane? You know what? This will be game changing for us.

When we're editing and we're like trying to find the perfect stock footage clip, now can just create it. No more searching 20 pages. Yeah, but what's it going to do to the photographers and the videographers, Riley, that make a living based off of getting image? I was just about to say, am I out of a job? Look at this lady walking around. No, that's very different.

This lady just walking around the city. Like, this is crazy. Look at that. Look at the rain. That's fake, too? This is all fake, Chris. Oh, my God. I'm out of a job.

I know. Please keep me employed. Us, too. They could just AI us to do this podcast. I mean, this is crazy. Like, this, what could this lead to? like the elections coming up? Like, what are they going to be able to do with this thing?

And why do they even make this in the first place? Like, this is crazy. I think it's also going to be for people that, like, do get into shit. It's going to make it way harder to validate, you know, footage or evidence and stuff like that. It's going to be, it's going to make it a tough civilization to live in, I think. I actually recently heard a hack where if you want to commit a crime, you just attach a fake extra finger to your hand and you make sure that's visible in the video because then you can say it must be AI. I don't have six fingers.

Whoa. But look how good AI is now. Now you can just do it without the fake finger and say it's AI. Wow. That fake finger, where did you hear? That is a scariest thing ever. I forgot what page is just a random Instagram post. I made the real.

Check it out. Just fucking strap a hot dog to you. Let's mind travel. No, I mean, yeah, this is crazy. No, but Jared, like you said, I mean, there are a lot of people, photographers and videographers that make a living off of like shooting, you know, B-roll stock footage for websites and things. Like people pay their rent that way and that's done.

You lost that. I just I just literally destroyed an entire only fans they're fucked why because you could just search your exactly what you want to watch Chris could just be like dude you could make it you know what I mean like just you could search exactly what you're looking for oh okay there it is but on Kevin James well okay I'm on board now but on top of that on top of that you could do a 3d scan of yourself and you can be in the video Kevin. I don't want to see myself. With Apple Vision?

Yeah. You could fuck Kevin James with Apple Vision, baby. I'm on board. I'm on board. And Sora? It's over. Bear vision. Wow. Didn't you tell me like years ago we were talking about 3D movies and how like now

they're making 3D TVs and all this stuff and you were like, yeah, every technological advance is actually really for the porn industry. It's driven by porno. Yeah. Even the internet was like a way to share pornography in the beginning. What? One of the big ways, even right now I think like 13% of internet usage is. towards pornography.

And it sounds like a small number until you think about like how much internet usage there is. It's crazy because there's this I forgot what movie it is, but it's about two guys that started the first like subscription-based porno website.

And in the movie, there's a scene where they set up a chime for every time somebody subscribes to it and it's like 20 bucks. And maybe it took a few hours for the first chime and then five minutes later a chime. It got to the point where it was like a buzz.

And it was like that for almost ever, You know, it's like, so think about that. I mean, that's how many people are out there paying for porn. And that's why phone screens have gotten bigger. So people can watch porno on a bigger screen, they say. And now Apple Vision. It is crazy. Like, all of this.

See, the world. Like, so at some point to make a movie, you're just going to like type out prompts and you'll have a movie. You can go to chat, GBT, and say, write me a movie about Kevin James, you know. Whatever, yeah. Roll it around Chris. But I'm serious. Script. Take that script, put it into SORA.

There is your movie. If someone wants to make a horror movie, you can just type it in and make a horror movie. It'll just make it. That sucks. I know. This is scary. It scares me. I mean, I don't know.

I always try to see the positive in things. And I know some jobs come and go, depending with new technologies and whatnot. But this is scary. Creepy. This is something we've never talked about, and I've had on my list forever. Buffets. Have you guys heard about the buffet conspiracy? No.

This is very specific and whatever. I don't go to buffets often. Are buffets even around anymore? When I'm in Las Vegas, I love a buffet. Okay. I'm going to take you through these theories about this buffet. And you tell me if this is ringing true to you. Okay.

Okay. At buffets, they give you free drinks and they constantly refill your drinks. Do you notice that? Yes. It's because they want to keep you full. Oh. So you eat less food and you just keep drinking that free shit. I thought they charged you extra for the drinks.

No. Uh, maybe some places. Uh, number two. They put all the cheapest foods first. So when you're in the line, they start with all the cheap shit. Because they want you to fill up your tray with all the cheap crap. That's true. The expensive food, the more expensive the food, the smaller the tongs are.

Ooh, I don't know, maybe. Because the cheap food, they give you a big old tong and you can just fill up on that lettuce or fill up on whatever. And then when it comes down to like the more expensive things, they give you these tiny little tongs. But I want multiple ribs, but oh, this tongue is so small and whatever. When you said there was nothing we could go explore the other day. of log. This is it. Yeah, we could have done this for a video. Sioux plantation is the shit.

It's gone. I'm so sad that they closed. Devastated. And the most expensive food at a buffet, they have someone making and serving you, so you really can't even give it to yourself. Right. Exactly. Wow.

Okay. So they put the most expensive food in small quantities. So that, for example, I'm trying to think of an expensive food. Oysters. I don't know. So you see, buffet oysters rough. So you see the buffet oysters, right? And there was like 10.

And then there's like 10 people behind you in line. Well, technically you can take as many as you want. But you're not going to because there's only 10 and there's people behind you. So you only take one. Fuck that. They got more in the back. Take them. You paid?

I experienced this with crab legs a lot at buffets where like people get like just like one thing and then like that's it. Like each person will take one thing. And then it feels it doesn't seem like there's enough. And I've experienced this a few times at different buffets with crab legs. And then when it goes away like someone just brings a bucket. And you're like, wait a minute. I don't think food connoisseurs though necessarily are going to buffets. Right.

I think the people that go to buffets don't often really put themselves in environments to experience oysters and crab legs. Right. So it's like a treat to them. They probably like the cheaper food more or less, you know, than that, like, I go to buffets and eat pizza. Right. Well, the final thing that they do, and this is kind of an obvious one, but it still grosses me out, is all the food, a lot of the food that doesn't get used that night. They just chop it up and make a soup for the next day. So the soup of the day is just the food from last night.

Which kind of makes sense because they have a rotating. soup. Yeah, seems to be the case pretty much everywhere. Um, so that was crazy to me. And honestly, I want to go to a buffet and like break all these rules. I'm going to start. I'm going to have an empty tray and I'm going to go right past all the cheap shit. And I'm like, mm-mm, saving room, saving room. And I'm going to go and put all that expensive shit with that small, tiny ass tongue. And I'm just going to stand there for 30 minutes picking all those ribs. You should do that. Thank you. So buffets, we see you. Okay. This actually is crazy. So I did not know this about Walt Disney. But if you're a Disney person, Disney dude, I'm a Disney

So if you're a Disney person, then you might know that there's the famous Walt Disney two-finger point. So everybody, not everybody, actually, I don't know. But the employees. So the employees do this point, right? Yeah. So that you know about this? Yes, I see them. You do.

This way, this way, right? So let me show you. So there's these pictures of Walt Disney from, you know, over the years where he always is pointing with his two fingers. So he's. Oh, I know this one. Yeah. So he's pointing with his two fingers. He's always pointing with his two fingers.

And now cast members point like that, right? So the reason that this is a thing is because Walt Disney used to be a smoker. And Disney photoshopped the cigarettes out of all of his archive pictures. And they turned it into like, it's a two-finger point. But really, it was just smoking. And so when people would ask him, where are it right over there? No way. So now this is like, it's like for Walt.

But it's like, no, it's just smoking. Isn't that crazy? That's, it does feel a little elevated, though. It's like, where's the bathroom? It is. I was wondering what is like the upside and the look, and there really isn't any, except for you can't accidentally flip somebody off,

but no one points with their middle finger. Right. God, that's crazy. So, yeah, next time you're at Disney and you see somebody pointing with two fingers, ask them to be like, why do you point with two fingers and see if they'll tell you?

I wonder if, like, for the first couple of days, just to help people, they have like a skin colored rubber band, and they're like, you've got to get the muscle memory down. You don't ever fucking point with one finger. Right. Walt would hate that.

What if an employee just can't. do it do they get fire? Fuck yeah. They don't get fired. That's part of it. They say, hey, can you point out something in the room? If you point like this, get the fuck out. It's kind of gross.

It's like rubber band like lobster claws. Yeah. It's like rubber banded for the day. Wow. Okay, Ariana Grande. What about her? So she supposedly manifested her role in Wicked in 2011.

She tweeted, Love Seeing Wicked again. Amazing production. Made me realize again how badly I want to be Glinda at some point in my life, Dream Roll. And then it happened. Now, of course,

people are saying, oh my god she's a psychic she manifested she's famous and she tweeted she wanted to be something and then she became it I don't know it seems like yeah that makes sense but I wanted to bring her up because I'm like I really haven't ever heard any theories about her isn't that weird I feel like Taylor

Beyonce like when I go through all the girls in my head all the pop girlies I can think of a million different theories Illuminati this whatever this Ariana really is kind of clean which one is she You don't remember her donut scandal That's what I think of a theory Yeah she licked a donut She has so many big songs.

Yeah. Uh, thank you, next. You want it? I got it. What is? Is it the sorry? Not sorry. That's the new motto.

Oh, okay. I know her. Yes. I know her. I know Demi. It's a fun game to make Jared guess a pop star. Just sing the songs. That is actually amazing.

Focus on me. Jiggle, jiggle. I don't know. What is the next one? Jiggle win it. Yeah. What is the next one? her big oh i love her christmas music oh we do love her christmas stuff tell me

do you really care yeah uh let me see i don't know what was her first really big one i like can see the video in my head one less one less problem yeah bhrum seven rings that is that it i think that was maclomore who were so old and out of time she does like bang bang I just associate all those songs with like five seconds of it because it's usually ads that are skippable. Like it's the music for an ad that I just skip. So it's like, yeah, I've heard like five seconds of that. I've heard 10 seconds of that. But sometimes I'll hear a song about, oh, I've only heard this in the ad.

This is the actual song. That's cool. Wow. Well, shout out Ariana. There's no, there's no theories about you. I like her. Okay. For this final thing.

Wow, it's been a while, guys. We have a psychopath test. Are you guys ready? Oh, wait, do you want to read it? Because I don't know the answer either. Ooh, this is exciting. Okay. There's a very close couple with only one teenage son,

forming a tight-knit and almost strange sort of family. Every day, the couple walks their son to school. Unfortunately, other kids see this action as silly and start bullying him for it. We did this one. I think we did this one. Did we? Yeah.

Fuck. Didn't they kill him so that they think there was a murder on the loose? Yeah. Damn, we've done every psychopath. I don't remember it. I didn't remember that. I didn't remember any. We've weeded all of them out.

Guys, I think we've done them all. Oh, I got one. Okay, your husband pisses you. So you take a toothbrush. What do you do with it? I didn't clean the toilet with it. Well, speaking of psychopaths who don't want to put their husband's toothbrushes in the toilet. Let's get into a recap.

On today's camera action Ryland's recap is about to happen Ryland's recap On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast Sign up to date Spencer now Yeah Milt, milk, milf, milf, milf Try to date Spencer at gmail.com

Yeah, that's it, yeah Woo Don't forget your prompts I don't even remember them anymore Uh, Rylan fucks D.Js. Oh. That's beneath him. They're agents of DJs.

I will only fuck their representatives. Uh, no, I've revealed too much about my sex life on the podcast. And now I'm worried that my husband can't unsee it. I do have questions. It'd be hard to go into a club together, I would imagine, right? Yeah. You're the good thing about all the jacking off that's happened in the club. I don't imagine us ever leaving the house.

I will say anytime now recently, if he's ever given me a hand job, I'm like, Is this like he does it in the club? Yeah. Is this for him or for me? You know, who is this really for? Yeah. Um, oh, um, he wants to take you to Taco Bell. Yeah.

Woo, woo, who do you mean? For his meal. You don't remember my Taco Bell hat. I was like, we had talked about, no, okay, yes. Uh, mm-mm-mm. Watch out Taco Bells. Shane's coming to you. Not in a sick way.

Not in a sick way. You guys can all shop Shane Dossin X Taco Bell collab in our dreams. Oh, Jared's a Disney dude. I'm a D-D. Breaking news. Jared, formerly a Disney hater, went from a Disney guy. Can you talk like Donald Duck? And is not a Disney adult.

No, I don't think so. No, I can't talk like this. All my God is the, who are goofy. That's all I got. I've seen a lot of Donald Duck impressions on Instagram lately. I can't do it. That was way better than mine. What's your for you pay?

What's your for you page? What do you mean? My for you page is people doing that. That's it. Chuckie Cheese made factually the worst pizza. Oh my God. And the worst news of the year, run away from Chuck Echise's frozen pizza at Walmart. It's literally the worst reviewed pizza.

What? But it's not recycled. Yes, it was cut properly. I would take pizza off of somebody else's table at Chucky Cheese seven days a week that eat that pizza ever again. So you're saying they should chuck the cheese. It was delicious. I gave it a five out of something.

Oh, Twitch gamers have dents in their heads. So does Chris. Watch out Twitchers. Yeah, Chris has a dent in his head. It's true. If I go bald, I'm in trouble. Really? Yeah.

It's like, it's intense. You feel like a tech thing. It is something. Yeah, we worry. Techdent Yeah, that's literally what it is Oh, there's a dog A dog got saved by some merch

Oh, oh Not merch you want a trash? Throw it on your cleaning dog I like Spencer's spin on it a little bit better And you could say, no, no, no, no, no, no, there was just blood on it I wasn't throwing it away, there was blood. Buffets are full of shit, let's be honest, okay? Buffets have been fooling us all.

Honestly, it seems pretty logical the scams they're running. Disney two-finger point. Well, Disney created the two-finger point, not because it was elevated and unique, but because he was, in fact, a smoker. Look to your left, and you'll find a bathroom. Ooh, we got Puerto Ricans

that are loving the merch and having babies. Al-Ahammeda. Chris has mold in his car. Yeah. And our house is filled with water. AI's taking all our jobs? Hopefully not. Well, that's it for this week's episode

of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're following us on social media and everyone's channels individually are also linked in the description section below. Make sure you pick up Shane's merch at Shane Dossonmerch.com and we'll see you right back here on this corduroy couch in two weeks. Goodbye. Wow. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed wow. Wow. Whatever the hell this was, not AI generated. And we can't wait to see all the ladies in the email. We can't wait to find Spencer Love and yeah, hopefully we'll see you guys next time. Bye.

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