The Shane Dawson Podcast - Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories! Billie Eilish, Hawk Tuah, and The Red Rooms!!

Episode Date: August 4, 2024

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That's aura.com slash control. Have you guys heard of the Hock-Tua girl? Yes. So here is the theory. She's a plant. Not just a plant, a distraction. So as you guys know, Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.

you have no idea of audition I was trying to figure out a way to introduce a show I feel like I have to start right off the bat explaining why I'm dressed like Britney Spears it's really crazy from the oops I did it again video

okay listen I just wanted to take more risks this year fashion-wise it might not pay off it's very hot it's like fake leather it's very very steamy and I might have a fashion switch

at some point in this show or I might pass out it does look like something that you would wear if you're trying to cut weight before a fight or something. It does. It does.

Interesting choice of words, because I am, because we are. Oh, yeah. But we'll get to that in a second. First, hi everybody. Hello. Hello. So how did we get from Britney Spears to whatever's happening with Spencer? He's somebody that Britney Spears would date.

That's so true. Just a very, you know, colorful off the wall. Tiger shirt. Tiger that is under some sort of spell. And I'm Britney's assistant. Super gay. Chris is like the cameraman for the music video. And then also the circus album.

Oh. Yes. The Tigers. I look like a clown. It's perfect. And Sandy, I feel like you're the money girl. Like you manage Brittany's fine.

Well, wait a minute. No. She's a bad manager. You're the conservator. I'm PR, you know, something like that. PR. PR. That's better. Yes.

Okay. Sorry. Welcome back. This is a lot. There's also something else we need to explain. I don't. I don't know if you can see it in Chris's angle, but there is a very, very large baby playpin taking up this entire podcast set.

Listen, we have two babies, so I had to get the extra, extra large, and I thought, screw the podcast, the babies are the priority. I love it. I think it's gorgeous. Let me show you guys, like, just what this is like, this is crazy. So, yeah, that's, um, listen, we don't really talk that much about having kids, because I didn't want to turn into, like, my kids. Well, you do.

But I didn't want to turn into that. I'm like, I don't know, whatever. But I feel like we do need to talk about this because it's taking over the room. It looks like if one of us is like bad performance, we get like sent into like jail or something like that. It is so large that the light has to be placed in it. It's nice of work. Yeah. It's cool.

Listen, you know, being a couple of daddies has really been life changing, but also just completely ruined the taste level of our house. Oh, yeah. I said, see it in 18 years' house because it literally is. Every single room is slowly being taken over. And soon enough, they're going to be crawling and then walking. And I'm sure the walls are going to be filled with crayons marks and paint. Yeah, we have had multiple people tell us, like, your house is, like, problematic for looking. Like, there is, like, sharp edges everywhere.

They're going to be putting their tongues on the electrical, you know, outlads. Like, it's going to be. I mean, we've got to work on the baby proofing. We've got to get the pool fence. We've got to do all of the things. Yeah. And I need to throw away all these clothes. I don't want them to see Daddy like this.

Okay, so we have a lot to talk about. We have so much going on. Jared, you and Sandy recently went to, not a yard sale. You guys switched it up and you went to a swap meet. Oh, yeah. Which is honestly like a bougie yard sale. I think depending on the area you go, it can be very bougie. The one we went to, I would say, is not so bougie.

I think there's pockets of it that feel upper scale. I will say. But there's pockets of it that feel less than. I will say that there was a clip in that video where you were talking to one of the guys that worked there and there was a vibe. I don't know. He was like like very like almost shirtless and like sweaty and like you guys are like. Oh, the fan guy. Yeah.

That guy was great. You just charismatic. I was like, are they what the fuck right now? You know, I mean, I felt a spark. I didn't engage in anything. He offered me a great deal. But yeah, it was very fun. Wow.

Very hot. So the reason I bring this up, is because I love talking about your guys a swap meat and Yardale Ventures. Oh, yeah. But you have a little surprise. He wanted to swap meat. Oh, my God.

No! It was late. It was a late one. But it came to me. Swat meat is such a good gay porn website. Start it. Whoa. Yeah.

Why not? When I was a baby, I technically worked at a swap meat. What does that mean? When you were a baby? You have to get us there. Kind of sort of. Are you seen?

No, my parents worked at a swap meat for a long time, and they would use. my childlike cuteness to sell items they what did they sell um but one was like a showerhead one was like a mom they would like have me in like a kitchen sink and be using like whatever it was to clean me and be like see look how cute it works great the cute baby and then they'd sell things there you go so I was a working bag what are you pointing at me for you literally we were shopping the other day and I was like ooh banana chapsick you I tried that bad it sucks and I look over and you've not only stolen my banana chapsick but you're using it I couldn't find my actual chapstick and it was the only thing in the house nearby that I grabbed You're a fraud. Toss it over. Oh my God.

Give it to me. You're a fraud. My lips need to stay moist in the podcast. If they're not moist in the podcast and glistening in the camera then what are we even doing here? Honestly. Joe Biden needs chapstick.

That's a T-shirt. That's a T-shirt. That's a T-Chi-Kullet that with one hand. That was incredible. That was good. You could be vice. Listen, I'm I'm not political, but he,

motherfucker needs chapstick, and I'm sick of not talking about it. Oh, you've been holding it in? I don't know who's in charge of hair and makeup or who's in charge of it, but they need to put a little Vaseline on the lips. They get a little dry,

and I think it's what's not helping him. Both candidates need to fire their makeup artist. It's not looking good. I can just see, like, them stressing out after Joe Biden's speech and someone needs like a cigarette. Like, where do I strike this match? Thanks, President.

They're dry. There's sandpaper low-grade. You're like, oh, my God, I got the scratcher. I had a gas station. They're useful. I guess, you know what? Maybe they're more useful than they are disgusting to look at. Oh, my God.

I'm not trying to be rude. We're trying to help. Here's the thing. I was feeling bad about tracking Joe Biden, but then I was like, this man is still chugging along to have the most powerful position in the entire world.

So, like, we can make fun of the man. Yeah. I think everybody's on the same page with that. All right. I don't think about it in any other context. If you're making fun of any other 89-year-old, how old is he? Yeah, it's real time.

He's elderly. They're the oldest men to ever run for office. Wow. And they had set that record, I think, the last time they ran. So they beat their own record for the oldest men to run for office. Woo! Yay! I'm okay, sorry.

Anyways, back to the point. Jared, you have a surprise. Oh, I do. We actually, at this SWATME, I ran in. is something that I could not live without because I wanted to gift it to somebody very special here on the podcast. I know there's a favorite movie of somebody in here

that happens to be Shrek. And we found it. Oh, wow. Thank you so much. Don't kill it. Dude, that is unopened. This is amazing. Highly collectible.

But I would say use it. Yeah, no. Wow. Thank you so much. She is Shrek is like hot. And look how, look how, like, like sexy he's trying to be on the box right there yeah he is it well no like he's laying down on the very top oh wow yeah look at oh oh track that is me must sell by july 2009 that only speaks to the collectibility of yeah no it does right that's like original

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sponsoring $5,000 prize is on the line. We only have a couple more weeks left. Let's do an update. So who here is willing to share their current weekly step average? I know you might not want to because you want to, you. Oh, I don't care. Jared and Sandy are very secret. Shane, so what are you going to do? What are you going to do with the $5,000 when you win, Shane? Hey, I have hope. I really do think that somebody else could get that? Shane's having like shin splinter, so he's calming it down a little. Yeah, I feel like we are in a five-round

championship fight, and I'm using stamina letting you punch yourself out, hoping that in the last week, you might have to take a little break, because right now I'm seeing your numbers. It's looking rough for us. Really? You had your first 40,000 step day? I did the math.

I would have to walk every almost waking moment of my day to get there. But how about this? I will say that I have only one day where I have not hit 20,000 steps. Whoa. Yeah, only one day and I got very close to 20,000. And as of right now, my highest day, and it's close to my second highest, is almost 28,000. Whoa.

Last night, we actually went to Disneyland. It was meant to be a date night, to have a good time, maybe go on a couple rides and whatnot. We ended up walking 20,000 steps. All we did was walk the park and just sweat We were just walking around sweating We did go to the canteen I enjoyed a little drink A little pretzel

We did And some churros So I don't know how calorie-wise If that's going to go to Disneyland We had to get fuel We had to get a lot I think we walked it at least like What three or four times?

What better treadmill than Disneyland What we were saying Because what we're doing right now Is we have our walking pads next to each other And we just watch TV And as we were walking I literally said, I feel like we're just on our walking pads, but instead it's like, hey, what's in front of us?

That's what we're watching right now. It's like, it's life. Wow. Crazy. Once we all have VR headsets and walking pads, we don't have to go anywhere. That's the goal. But yeah. Sandy, do you want to share your.

So my highest day, I want to say it was actually yesterday. I either had like a high $25,000 or low $26. That was my highest. Okay. Clap. Yeah. And I will say, just a side note, we were going to go on a ride and it's, said there was a 45 minute wait and I said no no that's 4,000 steps I'm gonna guess we can not go

on that ride what do you think we're doing here at Disneyland yeah walk yeah towards the end we looked miserable yeah because it was so humid and hot and yeah yeah she asked me like three times do I look like I'm sweating and I could pass it off as a lie the first couple times the third time I was like yes you're glistening but I feel like you realize that it takes us about 35 minutes to walk around Disneyland that's how fast we were walking. I want to map out 10,000 steps of Disneyland and offer that to people. This is how you can get 10,000 steps in it.

Spencer, how are you doing? I feel like I've been disappointed of me myself this past. No, no, no, feel good about it. Feel good about it. Tell us your numbers. Tell us your numbers. We were filming a video and Jared and said you were like, what are your numbers? Spencer and I was telling him, they're like looking at each other like, not too bad. We were worried about Spencer actually. We're very worried. I was just saying, so my problem is I'll have like yesterday I had my biggest day at 28,000 wow okay but then the day before that I only got like 5,000 so like I'm I'm I have like I'm not consistent I'm not like you're and I'm like I'm either feast or fam I'm like all in or nothing and it's not and what's going on on the days that you have nothing I forget or I don't know sometimes I get back late no no Spencer you need your rest days it's very important and I just reach out to me dude if you ever need to talk on the rest day I got you

for your mental health. I appreciate it. Chris, so since you're on the outskirts. Yeah. I'm trying to walk more just to like be healthier. Okay. But like I know I have, there's zero chance I'm winning. So if you had to take a bet, who do you think is going to win and who do you think

is the dark horse? Definitely you. 100% I'd put money on it. Okay. Definitely Jared could. Like, I just feel like of anyone in the room, he seems the most determined and like, I don't know, he has like strategies. and I see him posting a lot about it.

What's going on, everybody? Little late night walk, you know what it is. He seems passionate, the most passionate about it, I would say. Well, I guess we'll find out in the next episode. In two weeks, the winner of the Walkstar competition will be revealed, and this will all be over if you're sick of hearing. It has consumed our life. Oh, my, that's all we do is just walk.

I know. Honestly, it's my new Animal Crossing. Like, Animal Crossing was my life. It was my obsession. And this is such a more healthier version of that. I love this version of us. Well, are you doing good, Ryland? I need to know.

I'm doing the same as I always do. I'm averaging about 15 a day. Oh, dude, that's great. That's perfect. I wouldn't even go over that. It's not good for you. If I'm being honest, I haven't put any effort into stepping it up. Instead, I just go to workout classes.

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Start your free trial at ora.com slash control. That's A-U-R-A-com slash control for your free trial. Speaking of competition, guys, I am so excited. Me and Spencer came up with this idea the other day, and I soaked the treadmill. I slipped. That's how excited I am. We are about to do something that I have wanted to do,

for my entire life and we're doing it today, kind of. Okay. Epic. So if you guys aren't aware, my favorite show of all time has just come back. This is not sponsored by them. Oh my God. Guys, it is Big Brother season. Big Brother!

Okay. If you don't know what Big Brother is, it's the best show of all time. You should be watching it. It's on CBS. I've been watching it for 26 years. Me and Jared used to watch it together. Me and Grandma watched it together. If you don't know what it is, basically Julie Chen, Moondez, who's an icon, she hosts the show.

And every summer, they have this house. And the house is covered in cameras. And you can watch all the house guests on a 24-hour-day live feed. I literally watch them sleep, and I can hear them fart. And you can watch them on a 24-hour live feed. And during the week, they have a competition. There's a head of households. One of them gets evicted every week.

It's so much drama. It's so good. So I thought today we could play Big Brother in one. one day. So one week of Big Brother. Yes. So we have it all planned out. We have competitions. We have evictions. It's all happening. Right fucking now. Are you guys ready? What? Yeah. So here's how we're going to do it. Number one, Rylan. Goody. You are. Oh. That was good. You are going to fulfill your fantasy of becoming Julie Chen today. This is everything and more that I've ever dreamt of.

Wait, where's your wig? I got you a Julie Chen wig. Did you not bring a Bring it out here. Okay, we have some things to get. We have Rylan's Julie Chen costume, which we're going to get. We also have some prizes, some punishment. I'm excited. What are we competing for? Just so I know as Julie.

Okay. Well, first, let me get you into Julie. Spencer, can you run and grab? Let me get you into Julie. While he's doing that, let me explain the rules and how this is going to work. Has anybody here not seen Big Brother? I've never really seen it. I think I've seen clips of it and that's it.

Okay. So here's how it works. We are all going to be house guests. Even Julie Chan, because we want you to play too. Right. Okay, so we're all house guests, right? And we all are going to enter the house, which is just right here. We're going to introduce each other.

We're going to meet for the first time, pretend like we don't know each other. We all have to come up with what our characters are. So, like, you know, they always have their nerdy one, the outcast, the jock, the hot girl, the dumb guy. So we have to kind of choose what we're going to, oh, my God, him walking in with that. I also love that this is a mix of Gail Weathers and Julie Chia. Yeah, my favorite two queens. Wow, this is a lot. Thank you.

Yeah, so we're all going to meet each other, introduced, right? Then we have our first H-O-H competition. So if you don't know what that is, that's head of household. And the head of household has a big job. They have to put up two of the house guests for elimination. Okay, well, now you're getting into drag race. Oh, for eviction. Oh, my God, you're funny.

So then, once there is two of the house guests up for eviction, then we're going to have some fun. We have some Big Brother things planned. We have some things we're going to taste. After that, we're going to play the veto competition. If you don't know what that is, every week there's the veto comp. And whoever wins it can change one of the nominees, which means somebody else is going up as a replacement nominee. Okay?

After that, we have our two final house guests up for elimination. Then it's time to campaign. Those two, oh, my gosh. I'm not ready for my room. He looked like Russell Brand. Literally, yes. Oh, my God. I wasn't ready for my reveal.

Keep going. Okay. So then we have the two, and they have the campaign against each other and explain to the other house guests why we should vote for them to stay. Then we do the anonymous vote. Well, black hair really makes my eyes pop.

Dude, I'm trying to follow this right now. Please don't distract me. Okay. We got the anonymous vote. The anonymous vote. Then one of the players is evicted from the house. And they have to live. leave and take their bags and get the fuck out.

Now, in our game, that evicted, that evicted houseguess, will be faced with the biggest challenge yet. The brand new cherry slurpy filled Twinkies. That's the punishment? I'm losing. Yeah, what? You don't think that sounds disgusting? I want it.

What? I'll need it right now. In and around my mouth. Wait, really? I should have gotten the punishment. I was at the store today. And there were mustard flavored Doritos. Oh, yeah.

I saw this. Disgusting. That sounds good. Oh, you guys want this? I do. I know. I know. Not want it.

Okay. Well, I guess we're all playing to lose. Okay. So, Julie, do you want to introduce us to our opening night? I can't look at Riley. Julie. Sorry, Julie. Yes.

Okay. Good evening. I'm Julie Chen Moonvez, and tonight is the premiere of Big Brother. This is the summer of the unexpected. and boy, oh boy, can you expect just that with one, two, three, four, five, six new house guests entering for a 15-minute season of Big Brother. You are all in for a treat. Woo!

Wow, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. In just moments, all six houseguests will be entering the Big Brother house. Shane, Jared, Sandy, Spencer, Chris, and Ryland. You can now enter the house. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm finally here. You gotta be first. I'm not being first. First to get, go in the house is first to be evicted.

Oh my God, look at all the cameras. How am I going to fart? Open the fridge, Sandy. Wow, there's organic vegetables in here. I love it. CBS, really? They did that for us. Thank you, CBS.

Thank you, Julie. Is it hard for you guys to determine when I'm Rihland and when I'm Julie Chen. Oh, yeah. You can take off the wig when you're Riland. Okay. There we go. Oh, my God.

This house is dope. Just like your eyes. I thought you were going to be the gay one. There's always one. Oh, yeah. I'm the gay dad, and I'm going to be fucking vicious. Just because I have kids at home doesn't mean I'm going to be honest. I'm going to cut all these bitches in the back.

No, you're gay. Why are you talking about it? Chris, you're the gay one. Actually, Jared, you be the game. Okay. Oh my gosh. This has been a dream my whole life.

I can't wait. These bitches don't even know what's coming. Yes. Right? Whoa, I'm voting for him to win. House guests gather in the living room. My God, that's Julie. I love her.

Oh, my God, Julie. It looks so beautiful. Thank you, Shane. Okay, everyone, I'm going to need you to introduce yourselves. Okay. Hey, everyone. My name is Shane. I am a YouTuber.

I've been through a lot. Yeah. And yeah, I'm just here to win for my family, for my kids. And I just want to show them that that daddy can do something. Oh. Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Whatever. I'm Jareed.

I do what I want, when I want. Huge fan of Big Brother. I've been watching it my whole life. Yes. Even though I'm only 23. and I'm just here to win. And maybe start an alliance or two. Hi, I'm Sandy.

I'm just very easy going. I just kind of walked up on stage here and they said, do you want to be in this show? And I was like, yeah, I totally am really into like organic materials, vegetables. And I can't wait to win so I can give it all the way to charity to better the world. And I just want to make friends. You have to have seen Big Brother because there is always the

I just figure there has to be one. Oh, yo, what's up, guys? I'm Spencer. I like to play a lot of sports, my football. I'm sort of a jock in high school, but maybe I'm not as dumb as I look. I feel like that's the type of guy.

That was really good. With the shirt, it's really working. I'm just going to be me. Hi, I'm Chris. I'm a videographer. Movies are my life. I love the show. I've been watching it forever,

and I'm playing for my family. Oh, okay. Hey guys, I'm Rylins. I'm the gay. Dad, I'm a little bit homophobic. No, we already have one. I'm a little bit homophobic. So don't try to come at me with any of that gayness that Jerry is serving or I might

have to say a slur. There's always a homophobic one. Keep going. Perfect. And although I had kids, like I said, I'm not afraid to stab any of y'all motherfuckers in the back. Okay. Julie, do you want to introduce us to our first competition?

Yeah, what is it? Actually, I'll explain the competition, but you just, you just say it's H-O-H. House guests, get ready. The first person of the season to gain power of the entire house is happening right now. Everyone gather in the backyard for the first H-O-H competition. Ooh, wah-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w. Okay, so the H-O-H will win, obviously, power of the house. They'll get to make all the big decisions, but they also get something that everybody on Big Brother gets when they win H-O-H.

which is their own H-O-H robe. Now, this iconic robe was, I used puffy paint. It's not quite dry, so just be careful. Don't get your hair in it because it might get stuck. So yes, there's the robe. Okay, first competition. Are you guys ready? This is a legit Big Brother game.

I'm so excited. Okay, here we go. We are going to play What the Bleep. Okay, Julie, do you want to explain what the bleep is while I'm getting it? Yes. House Guests, the first competition of the, the season is about to begin. This is titled, What the Bleep.

Now, you'll all find your whiteboards and dry erase markers. We will play a video that one of your cast members has said in the past, and you must finish the sentence with the correct word. Anyone who is not correct will be eliminated, and the last person standing will be crowned this week's H-O-H. Wait, this is so fun, I'm so excited. So these clips, none of us have seen. these. There are five of them, and each clip has a different word bleeped. And we have to write

down what we think the bleep word is. You don't think I explained it well? No. It was literally so clear. Okay, then maybe, okay, maybe you did. Maybe you did. Listen, on Big Brother, they also re-explained things multiple times because they know the audience. Okay, cut to Shane's diary room. Why does everyone scream in the confessional? Because 80, this is the thing about Big Brother. This is not even a third. Literally, the audience for Big Brother is us and 80-year-old. So Joe Biden and us are watching So they explain things multiple times They scream in the diary room

Because old people are watching They're not catching up That's so funny Okay, here we go Here is our first What the Bleep We talked about this It takes like a lot

I don't get B2g very easily So it doesn't bother you Whoa I don't remember what I said One more time? Yeah we talked about this It takes like a lot I don't get fucking very easily So does it bother you

Oh, this is hard. I have no idea. I don't remember. I don't either. I don't get fucked with. Oh, my God. I don't know. What if we all get it wrong?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. So instead of that, maybe it's points. Yeah, I think points. Because we're doing a bunch of rounds. And we watch it when we're done. We talked about this. It takes like a lot. I don't get fucking very easily.

So. But fuck. You said, you said context clues. Katie Morton is the guest. I love her. There is a context clue. I'm not going to say out loud,

but if you missed it, you missed it. Oh, I missed it. You missed it. Okay, ready? House guests, reveal your answers in three, two, one. Okay, what did we say? Rylund? Hard.

Chris? Sad? I said jealous. Okay. Offended. I said bothered because then she mirrored what he said, I believe, and said something about being bothered. Oh.

Okay, I said butt fucked. I think you're right. Okay. Okay, here's the uncensored version. Are you guys ready? I'm just having so much fun. Okay. We talked about this.

It takes like a lot. get bloated very easily. Bloated! I literally almost said bloated. Me too. Wow. I was talking about being bloated with Kate Morgan.

I would, yeah, I would never guess that. Man. Nobody got it. Nobody gets a point. Dude, I was thinking it too. Oh my gosh. Okay. This is exciting.

You're the right first letter, Jared. Okay. Here we go. Next clip. And I actually drove by a car the other day and had a sticker and had said, hopelessly addicted to

I was like Why are you putting it on your fucking car, dude? Wait, I remember this Hopelessly addicted to Oh my God Hopelessly addicted to I think I know what it is Oh fuck!

Jared is my favorite character On the show So I remember House Guest Lock in your answers Ryland Love I don't know I didn't write anything

I don't know I have no idea Spencer fries Oh Honks I even put a plus one on mine, because I know I got this. Hentai. I put cugs? Okay, wait.

I think you're right, because now I'm remembering it. I think so. It's either that or anime. Okay, let's see. Oh, yeah. And I actually drove by a car the other day and had a sticker and had said, hopelessly addicted to hentai. Yes.

Yes. Yes. You were going to say tentacle porn. I was. See, in here I thought because it was a bumper sticker. It was going to be something related to cars. Okay. Here's our next clip.

Here we go. Everybody that has like a bunch of next to anything on their phone. Like that stresses me out. I think that's valid. I know. Wait, wait, wait, what? You got to play it again.

Somebody that has like a bunch of next to anything on their phone. Like that stresses me out. I think that's valid. Ooh, I think I know it too. I think everyone will get this. Not this idiot. Well, you got to.

write something. Okay. Rylent. Notifications. Okay. That's better than notifications. Fuck. I think this is the same thing. Numbers? Oh. Because it's numbers.

It was short the way he said it. Yeah. I put a plus one ambitiously. Okay. I put unread emails. Oh, okay. Kind of. Wrong. Notifications. Oh. Widgets. Oh, widgets.

What? That's a thing on an iPhone. Okay. Okay. No, I get it. Okay, here we go. The answer is... Somebody that has, like, a bunch of numbers next to... Yes! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! No way. Knew it. Nope. New it. Are we doing characters and stuff, right? Yeah. Knew it.

Knew it. Oh, fuck. You're newly right now. That's what they cut out of this. That's what they cut. By the way, like, you're smart because notifications is a big word. Not that he doesn't know the big words, but he would go.

I literally do know the word I wrote it. But Jared has two. The only one. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Jerry. Jerry.

The Jerry is saying it right, bitch. Don't talk to Julie's dead moon best like that. Jerry is currently in the lead with two points. And here is your next clip. Here we go. Is it weird that I never think about the fact that we're too. Maybe I should. But like somebody on your like wedding.

video, somebody was just like, I'm so happy that everybody in the city office was like nice to you guys, even though you're too good. And I was just like, oh, I guess people do disagree. Shane's like, that's my wife. I'm like, girlfriend. I'm confused. I know it. Do you need it again? Yes. Yeah. Is it weird that I never think about the fact that we're too. Maybe I should, but like somebody on your like wedding video, somebody who's just like, I'm so happy that everybody in the city office was like nice to you guys, even though you're too good. House guests. Please lock in your answers. Jerry, it's not feeling confident.

We are live, Jared. Am I allowed to write three answers? Not confident. Ryland. Guys. Me, two guys. Oh. Guys.

Oh, my God. Gayes. I put gay too. Fuck. F slurs. Not yet. That was one option. F slurs.

All right, let's see what it was. Is it weird that I never think about the fact that we're two guys? guys. Dang. Yes. So who got it? Shane, Jared, Sandy, and Spencer? No, I said gays.

I was one letter off. I said the four of us. Jereen. Wow. Yeah. Oh, what? I think Jared might have already won. Okay, you guys ready?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, do you really deserve? I know what it is. I can hear the view. I hear you. Come on. You're losing it. You're losing it.

Anyway, I do. I'll get it. Every time I see your guys' reactions, it gets worse. Jaree's about to deliver the death blow. Ew. I really think that one through. I feel confident about this one.

Okay. Ryan, a tip. A tip. A tip. Tip. I'm very wrong. Help. Help? Yep, no idea.

At the end, I say, I help, I help people. Yeah, it's not bad. Okay, I believe, Julie, do you want to announce? Is that what it was? Tip? We didn't play that. It was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, do you really deserve a tip. I mean, I know I do. All right.

Honestly, my favorite moment ever on the podcast. That was so iconic. Oh, my God. I stand by that. I think if you have to go up to a counter and like, he don't deserve a It's just both to say on a date. Yeah, no, I mean, I realize that as soon as you guys would, oh. Dude, that's like farting on a first date, you know what? I can respect you being who you are up front, you know.

I'd rather learn that in the first moment because everyone agrees. She even agreed with me when we went on that second date. She was like, you know, you're right. Oh, okay. Whoa, throwing her under the bus. In second place, Shane, Sandy, Riland, and Spencer all with one. Oh, no. I'm in third.

Who cares about places? Okay, whatever. Chris lost. Shocking. Me, okay. And the winner of tonight's head of household competition is Jerry. Oh, wow. Duh.

We all got a kiss up to him because he's age of age. Oh, my God, Jerry. Oh, God. I knew you would win. Houseguess, you have just a few moments before tonight's nominations. After the break, Jerryed will be nominating two house guests for a few. I'm in the diary room. Oh, I cannot wait for these people to suck up to me.

I can already tell they fake. So let's see what they say, trying to get this boat. Jerry, Jerry, us gay guys got to stick together. We got to stick together. We got to get out the straight because, you know, it's always a game that never wins Big Brother. Let's start an alliance early on and let's win together. Back in the diary room. This idiot thinks we're starting an alliance.

Yeah, right, I'm going to use him like some toothpaste And just spit him out Okay, now I'm in the diary room I really think Jareed and I are going to go the distance And honestly, I can feel the connection I'm in with him, I'm right or tie I'm going to take him to finale night I love that you just turned into Cartman

Keep it going Because it's fucking good I can do what I won't bitch Um, okay Jareed, guess what? I get it sweat Adored me with my gown. Yo, that's probably going to look really good on you, Jerry. I'm going to pee my pants.

Derry, here's your H-O-A-Roe. Be careful. Token it on the couch. Oh, my God. Or else Julie fucking kill you. No! Oh, my God, no. Watch out.

Watch out. Wait, be careful at all, Jerry. Jerry. You lost it. Oh, Sarah, Sarah, is there? Sandy hasn't. Is Jareed being gay? He can't even put on a row.

He could have taken off his jacket so he doesn't pass out, but he's decided to use bold. Be careful to this not drunk. House guests, house guests. We need you in the family room. Oh, Jareen here. I'll walk with you to the meeting. Let's go together. I'll make sure you don't get it everywhere.

In just moments. Don't suck up to that whore. We're on live broadcast. In just moments, we will be turning to Jareed to get his eviction nominations. Jareed, now is the time. Okay, so I'm going to nominate Rydland, throw a little wretch. What? Bro, I thought we were friends.

We're gay. We're just a couple of f***es. There ain't room for both of us here. Okay? I can tell you play the game. I don't need that. My other person, I think they're faking being dumb. What?

Spencer. Bro. I thought we were home. You about to be homeless. That was iconic, Jeread. I love you. In the diary room. Maybe I made a mistake.

I just thought Jareed and I were really close. And I really thought our two, our final alliance was going to work. I had to show these bitches, who was boss immediately? Don't step to this. Don't mess with this. Diary. There's a lot of tension on stage today, but I'm so glad that Jareed won.

I can hopefully become an alliance with him. A showmance. Diary, Diary. I think it was pretty messed up because I actually am homeless. Jaree. Jaree's making fun of my situation. Yeah, kick him out of the house. Diary, if I went again, Shane's net.

Diary room. Sandy seems like she wants to get with Jareed, but Jareed's very homosexual. so I don't know what she's thinking. One more diary, and I need a new robe because they tacky. They use icing for the ACE-O-H, and it don't even taste good.

Oh, my God. Wow, Jereen for president. Oh, my God. Okay, House guests, it is time for the veto competition. Winning the veto means that you can save yourself and take somebody off the chopping block. And in that case scenario, Jered would be forced to nominate another person

getting more blood on his hands. Tonight's veto competition will start in just moments. House guests? Julie, what's the veto competition? Okay, this is another big brother classic. This is a guess the number game. So I'm going to show you an item. and we have one minute, only 60 seconds to guess and write down how many we think is inside.

Now, this is very on theme with the grower and farmer thing of the show. Here we go. Diary room, I did really bad in the last competition, so I have to do good in this competition or I'm in trouble. But I'm terrible. You're not nominated for elimination. This is my diary room. Why are you talking? And I'm not good with numbers.

so I'm going to do even worse than this. I'm very nervous. Okay, everybody, here we go. Guess how many baby carrots are in this fake Stanley. This is my nightmare. Don't spin it. Okay, everybody, write down what you think. Oh, no.

Shit, I can't, I can't reach it. But it's okay, I have it in my head. I'll just say it a lot. Okay, here's the twist. No one knows. No one knows because we're all playing, so I just dumped a bunch of baby carrots in here, so nobody knows how many.

So we're going to have to count them. But really quick, let's all read our numbers. 124. Oh, wow. Good guess. 82. 89. Oh, my God.

67. Wow. 114. Oh, my God. I put 50. Am I an idiot? I just figured I only dumped like one and a half bags. And I'm like, there couldn't have been that many in a bag, but maybe.

And if you go too high, are you out? Or is it just at a closest? It's a closest without going over. Oh, you could have told me that price is right. Okay. We're going to take a quick little break. And when we come back, IP and somebody counts these carrots we will reveal the winner of the veto stay with us and we're

back spencer please reveal the number of carrots that were in the jar okay the number was 176 parents right has won the power of video what did you vote what you guessed a hundred and twenty four i thought you guessed more than that nobody was higher than that i guess 114 oh right So Ryland has now secured the power of veto, and we're all curious to see what he will do with it after the break. Really quick. I'm so mad. I literally have a veto necklace. Like I bought one from CBS.com a couple years ago, and it's at the Colorado house. So Spencer picked up a nice replacement. So this is the bling money. Money necklace, Vito. This is going to be hard to be me in the veto and Julie. So you might have to be Julie for a minute. Okay. I don't want to hurt you. It's heavy.

Just come on. Oh, God, okay. Oh, yeah. Take this, Jereid. Suck my f*** balls. This power of Vito feels so good. And this is for my kids at home. I told you I was going to stab motherfuckers in the back

and Jerry is going down. That motherfucker can lick my balls. Rylan's an actor. This is for you, fan. Okay. So I'm going to explain the veto. Just look at Julie while I do it. Are you ready?

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Rylan has won the power of Vito. In his shocking turn of events, Rhineland can take off one person from the block, including himself. Who will he decide to take off the block? And who will Jared decide to replace on the chopping block?

Let's go back to the house. House guests. Hey, Julie. Rylan, congratulations on winning the power of Vita. Thank you. I'm so excited for Jared to have to get more blood on his hands. Ooh, spicy. Okay, Ryan, let us know what you're deciding to do with the power of veto.

Okay, Julie, this was not a tough decision at all. Obviously, for my kids, I'm taking myself off the veto so I can bring home that $750,000 home to them. Lick my balls, Jareed. Well, Jareed, you have an important decision to make. One of the spots is empty, and you must replace it with a fellow house guest. Who do you choose as the replacement nominee? First off, Rylund wishes these lips would be on them balls. Ain't going to happen.

As far as a replacement, that's easy. Chris. Why was that easy? Chris, please get up and take a seat on the block. Green screen screen me heading up and sitting on top. Okay, so the nominees for eviction are Spencer and Chris. In a few moments, we will have the live eviction ceremony, where you will all vote anonymously for the house guest to be evicted.

But first, we have a special treat. A Big Brother legend, get ready for you all to try Slop! Okay, if you don't know what this is, I've been wanting to try this my whole life. Slop is what they make the Big Brother House. Oh, what the sound. They make the Big Brother Houseguests eat this if you lose a competition and you become a have-not,

and you can only eat Slop. for every meal. Now, it is very mysterious what's inside of it. But from the recipes I've seen, it's pretty much steeled oats, oatmeal, and unflavored protein powder. So everybody, we're going to be scooping out some bowls of slop for us to try. Should we just eat for breakfast anyway? Now be careful because we didn't have protein powder, so I used creatine powder, and I don't think you're supposed to have that much. It might be a heart race. Wait, do we have to eat it now? I'm getting cous-coose.

Is it bad? This is what they eat. They have to eat it for three meals a day. Well, yeah, so if you become a have-not, this is all you can eat. And you can spruce it up with, like, cinnamon or, like, you know, ketchup. How close do you think this is to what they eat? It's very, very close. Can they put peanut butter in it?

Because if they can put peanut butter in this, it's a luxurious. I like it. meal. I think it's good. Ooh, the texture's good. But like for every meal and your shits, I think it's fine. Well, that's why they leave the cameras in the bathroom. This is what they're eating. Oh, honestly what I have for breakfast. It's really bland. Yeah. It's kind of all right. Imagine though with maple syrup. Yeah. That'd be the move. Yeah. Peanut butter. Wow. Okay. Julie. Oh, here. Do you want to be Julie? Oh, yeah. House guests. Oh, it is now time for the live vote and eviction. One by one, you will all enter the diary room

to cast your anonymous vote. Everyone but Jerry will be voting and Rylent will only vote in the event of a tie. But first, each nominee will have their chance to sway the house guests. Spencer, why should you stay

in the Big Brother House? You know, I feel like I've come to love all you as a family member. And I think I've proved this round that I am, in fact, as dumb as I sound and I look. And I think I'd be a valuable asset to manipulate and turn against your enemies later on down the line.

And I'm homeless. Please don't. Please let me sleep here. Thank you, Spencer. Chris? Well, I've lost literally every competition, so I'm no competitor to you. I'm nothing to worry about. You know what I mean? So if you take me to the end, I definitely won't, I definitely won't beat you.

Also, I'm one of the only gay people in this house besides you. There's too many. And I think it's half of the people are gay. Okay, with that, it is time to begin the live vote and eviction. House guests, because this is in podcast form, Rylan, Shane, and Sandy will determine the fate of either Spencer or Chris. We are going to do this mafia style, so write on your boards, and when I, Julie, call your name, you will reveal who you have chosen to evict. Rylent, please open your eyes and cast your vote to evict. Thank you, Rylan.

Julie should host mafia sometime. Shane, please open your eyes and cast your vote to evict. Thank you, Shane. Sandy, please open your eyes and cast your vote to evict. Thank you, Sandy. Everyone gather in the family room. I have big news for you all with a vote of 2-21,

Spencer, you have been evicted from the Big Brother House. Please gather your belongings and meet me outside the Big Brother House. I thought for sure it was me. Wow, I'll remember this, you guys. Yo, Spitzer, I just think Chris would do whatever I wanted him to do and I didn't think I could manipulate you in the way I could manipulate Chris, So you had to go, brother. Yeah, and Spencer, I mean, I know I support the homeless,

but your shirt has the demonic dog on it. And it just really threw me off, so I had to go with Chris. And I really wasn't thinking about how you didn't have a place to go after this house, or maybe I would have kept you here. Well, I have something to reveal. I'm actually rich. There was a play the whole time. Wow, plot twist.

I voted for Chris, and don't worry, I'm out. I love you. I'm so sorry, sweetie. because the chrises always win. Sweet, nice, not good at the games. They stay around to the very end. And at the very end, they win everything. And they're like, guess what?

I've been playing you. And I don't trust it. Okay. Spencer, thank you for joining me outside of the Big Brother House. Did you have a good experience? Yeah, I guess. I mean, not really. I had to leave pretty early.

But you were a dream to work. Well, for more on my interview with Spencer, please see our Instagram account, Big Brother. And my Instagram, Julie Chen Moonvez. From outside, the Big Weather House, good night and love one another. Oh, bow, wow, wow, wow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. All right, loser. Try your cherry, slurpy, twinkie.

I'm also one of the only other people I think thought it was a punishment. Wow, can I just say that was so fun? Can we play that again? Let us know in the comments. Do you want us to play that again? I feel like it feels incomplete. I want to know who wins. I know, me too.

Do you want the next round? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. It literally smells like a slurpy. It doesn't smell like... We're just jealous over here. Yeah. Open it up.

No! It looks like a hot dog. Pink is my favorite flavor. Oof. It's not right. Really? I wouldn't pick it out, but like... Not bad, huh?

We have some of everyone wants to try it. I want to try it. It's just a bunch of sugar. Now, I know. I do feel like blue ball because I'm like, I want to see if Cherie takes it all the way. I know. No, Jereet's going to win.

Twanky? It's good. Jerry likes it. I kind of like it. It's good. It just makes me want a real Twinkie, though. Wow. Well, there you guys go.

That was us playing Big Brother. If you want us to play it again or continue the game, please let us know in the comments. So everyone that gets kicked out just has to sit somewhere else for 30 minutes? No, they get to play Julie. Oh, that's fun. Oh, my God, Spencer, that's Julie. That would be amazing.

I have to watch more episodes of the Brick Brother. Okay, we're going to take a quick little break, and we come back. Conspiracies. No. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. Please don't leave. You don't want to miss my set. Oh, that's right.

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All right, enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Hey, welcome back to Conspiracy Quorum. Okay, get ready. We have some crazy ones today. I'm so excited. First, we have a big announcement. There is a food company that might be doing something evil.

All of them? Yes. I'm just going to show you their new logo and you tell me if you notice anything a little bit different. Here is a new rebrand for Jamba Juice. Jamba? Not Jamba Juice. Do you notice anything suspicious about Jamba Juice's brand new logo? I can't even notice the difference.

I mean, it is funny they took juice off the name. It is weird. It's just called Jamba now. Well, no, now it's called Jamba smoothies, juices both. You know, very short and sustained. I can't tell anything. I get it. You see it?

666. Yes, if you look to the side, there is a 666 next to Jomba. What? And you know what? I knew something was going on there because they stopped using the clear, good, sturdy cups and now use plastic cups that I hate. It's the mark of the piece. I hate it.

And when you have the cup and it says Jamba on it and you turn it to take a sip, six, six, six. Now listen, here's my theory. Do I think this is like on purpose? Yes. Don't sue me, Jamba. This is just a theory. But listen, anytime there's a celebrity or a singer or whatever who's struggling, they're having a hard time. And then out of nowhere, they rise and they get number ones and they're famous and all these things happen.

The theory is that they sell their souls to the devil. So I'm just saying, name a more struggling brand than Jamba. wait and now that they've reinvented themselves now that nobody wants carbs nobody wants sugar so they're like what do we do maybe they're those you know what's pretty impressive is that they stood they're still standing you know like frozen yogurt came and gone and jamba is still there and all it is sugar you know what's impressive that me as a 17 year old thought that getting a peanut butter mood every day after school was healthy those were good though they were like 1500 calories for one Oh, they're so good.

Don't come from me, John, but I'm just kidding, obviously. Okay, so I usually don't talk about stuff like this because I'm not on TikTok and whatever. But even I, somebody who is only on reels, heard about this. Have you guys heard of the Hawk Tua girl? Yes. I've only seen the words in things, but I have no idea what they're talking about or referring to. Have you seen this? I haven't seen it.

I heard somebody on a podcast, another, like, 30-year-old being like trying to understand what it was. Okay. Well, let me show you the clip that made her famous. What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time? Oh, you got to give him that huck, too, and spit all that thing. Okay. So that's it. So that went viral, and now she is famous.

She has a manager, a lawyer, a team. She did an interview where she's like, oh, my team over there. I mean, it's a lot. She was getting offered movie roles. She's merch. And she had, like, a reality show or, like, maybe going to have a movie? Supposedly, although there is also rumors, like, that she lost her job. She's a teacher.

She said all that's fake. It's not real. Really? So. Somebody made that narrative for her? Literally. So also, if you haven't heard, there are songs that were created using Haktua. Haktua.

It's a pretty good song. Yeah, pretty good. That's hard. There's memes that were created using Haktua and Spencer's favorite movie. You're a monster. I'm not a monster here. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my pants. perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others? Huck!

Oh my God. Okay. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. Okay, so here is the theory. Now, listen, I am sure she's a very sweet girl. If she wants to come hawk to all over our couch, that would be great. But there is a theory floating around. I don't believe it. She's a plan. Not just a plan, a distraction. So, as you guys know, there's an election coming, a big one, where a lot is at stake. And nobody. knows what to do and everything's a mess right so to get us to stop talking about you know maybe a president who's getting really old who everybody's like he needs chapstick maybe maybe that's definitely what everyone said that's our number one problem we're not worried about the state of america we're

worried about the chapstick on the nominee joe biden hocktoos like in every speech like on accident it looks like he spit sand it's like the fucking the white chicks clips i remember that You breastfeed like this. Okay, anyways. So yes. So the theory is that she is a distraction that was put on the internet to get every Gen Z voter to stop thinking about the election and to focus on something else. Now, you might think this is stupid, right? She has completely taken over the internet.

She's taken over everybody's attention. But not only is she a viral sensation, but very, very quickly, within hours of her being viral, she now has Hock Tua 2024 president merch that everybody's buying which by the way side note shout out killer merge it's my merch company

Is it? It really jumped on her that quick So she has merch out there Once again taking attention away from the election Maybe people are going to start to write Hock Tua down on the ballot I don't know But I'm just saying this happens every election

A few months before it Something goes viral that takes everybody's attention Because there hasn't been something this big on the internet in like a long time. I'm such a small, like, even Jared said, like, that's it. Like, that's the whole clip. It's just her saying that in one of those annoying videos. How can we be a fan of her from that?

I mean, it's a cool. It was like a good moment, but it's like, we don't know who she is to make her like our new icon. Do you think when she goes to, like, hook up with the guy now, it's like, are you going to do it? No! That is dark. Yeah, it's like she, like, ruined giving bloke jobs for herself. I'm curious on how far she's going to go because that girl, what's her to hash me out,

me outside girl she's like super famous and she super rich yes well she took she spun it into rap yeah and she's good at it well maybe she'll go become a country singer oh uh well uh well sure uh huh toa girl uh i love that we don't even know her name hoctua girl what's her handle is that her instagram handle hawk tua i think it's her name i think it's haley welsh yeah yeah i yeah i love it um okay now this theory this is so fun when i heard this i I thought it was a joke, and then I started doing research, and it freaked me the fuck out. There is a theory that Pennywise, the clown, is based on Mary Poppins, and that they are from the same universe. What?

Okay, let me explain. Mary Poppins and Pennywise belong to the same species, except Mary feeds off children's joy, and Pennywise feeds off their fear. So, if you don't believe me, let me give you some more insight. Both Pennywise and Mary Poppins can create light. Pennywise creates a light source called the Deadlight. Mary Poppins lights up lamps during the song Trip a Little Light Fantastic. I don't remember that one. Okay.

They both enjoy singing and dancing to either inflict joy or fear on the children. So if you remember, Mary Poppins, she sings and dance and penguins and whatever. Pennywise. Yes. And they both float. One floats away. Mary Poppins with her umbrella and one uses balloons, you'll have float

down here and makes you float in the water. They're the same person. I believe this. So I don't know. Rewatch Mary Poppins and think about the fact that it is probably like her fucking creepy uncle. It could even be the guy and girl version of the same species. Whoa. And they both like scar children. Like Mary Poppins

imagine how scary that would be. Like she comes in with her bag of never ending tricks and she's doing all this crazy fucking magic and singing and like it creep me out. Now I know why. Give me Mrs. Doubtfire. Don't you dare come from Miss Doubtory.

No, I love Mrs. I'm saying screw. Mary Poppins. Okay. Bring me Mrs. Doubtfire. It was a drive by fruiting. Yes.

I just literally make it seem like she just comes into your house. Well, she was hired as a manny. Hey, you never know who you're hiring. You could be hiring a fucking witch. We really cracked the case. Okay. I don't know how to go to this one. from that. This one is more serious. And oh, Mary Poppins is pretty serious. Okay. So I don't want to like

get demonetized or political or anything. This is, I just found this very interesting. So I'm just going to show you a click. The congressman from New Jersey wants the Pentagon to reveal whether it experimented on ticks with the goal of turning them into weapons and whether this led to the spread of Lyme disease in the U.S. Borrelia Bergdorferi, known to millions as Lyme disease. infects more than 300,000 Americans a year. It is spread by infected deer ticks. Not treated, it could lead to neurological damage. By a weapon specialist stuffed ticks with pathogens

to cause severe disability, disease, even death, to potential enemies. Okay. So yes, the theory that Lyme disease was created by the government to be a weapon, and some ticks got loose. This is my biggest fear. Lyme disease for years, people thought it was a lie. a lie like celebrities would talk about it people would be like okay lime disease like you're lying because it's so random how it affects your brain and your body like it it makes you like depressed

it makes you sick like it like it like affects your neurosystem yeah there was a kid on my brother's soccer team when we were like little kids and he one day he just started being so aggressive and mean and they didn't know what was wrong with him there's like oh my god he's so aggressive now and then eventually they took a minute it's like oh he's he has Lyme disease and it's just like altered his brain to make him more more aggressive person. It's like changed his personality. I'm so terrified because and it has become my whole YouTube homepage or different videos about ticks and Lyme disease because it's like how can you avoid it? How do you know if they're latching? The way that they start when they're on a dog or a human,

how they just like burry or oh it's fucking disgusting. That is something that yeah even like going hiking or going to certain areas I always worry about the ticks. Well I saw a thing about recently this There's a big issue with ticks where they're giving people this, like, new disease, not to scare Ireland even more, where, like, one of the side effects is that it turns you allergic to meat, and, like, that's the only way people are discovering they have it. It is, like, it'll be dormant for a while, and then suddenly these people will have these horrible reactions every time they eat meat, and it's, like, a new scary tick disease. Guys, the only thing we can do to really get ourselves out of this situation, Haktoui for 2024. We need her in office. She's going to get rid of this. Although Hocktua-ing is a way to spread things. Talk Tua would have not worked during COVID times. Okay, here's a fun little, let's throw a fun one in here.

This is something called the pickle theory. Have you guys heard about this? Did I hate pickles? Interesting. Sandy, do you like pickles? I like them. I'm not a huge fan, but I like them. Is it a woman's thing?

Is that what you're trying to do? Divide us by sexes. Chris, do you like pickles? I love pickles. Does your boyfriend like pickles? No. No, interesting. I love pickles.

Put a bunch of pickles on a burger. I'm happy. What do you think? I can take a pickle on a burger. I can't take a pickle whole. Okay. Dang. I can't take a whole pickle.

Okay. But you also, the other night, when I got a burger and there's pickles on it, you pick them off and put them on my plate. It's not my preference. No. Right. Well, the theory is if you are in a compatible relationship, one person likes pickles, one person hates pickles, and they will give the pickles to the one that likes them. That is the compatibility test. And we passed, maybe.

We all passed. It was the same work with onions. It was the same with my ex. Really? She loved pickles. I didn't really like pickles. Oh, my God. Then why'd you break up if you were compatible?

We just ruined it. Probably because one of us has to smell pickle on the other one's breath. I'm just like, yeah. Yeah, so that's the pickle theory. And let us know in the comments if this is real for you. In your relationship, is there a pickle person and a non-pickle person? I'm curious how wide this spreads. Okay.

scary theories. Have you guys heard about the red room theory? Murder. So this is, you're close. This is the new like back rooms. It's the thing everybody's talking about to scare each other on the internet. Except this one is actually very scary and could potentially be real. So the red room theory is a room on the

dark web where people can watch live snuff films. This room is said to be run by criminals who kidnap and murder people for entertainment to paying customers. Now the reason I bring this up is, and we've talked about this before we had a really weird there's a theory please Vegas don't sue me but there's a theory

that Vegas is where the red room is because people are already there wanting to gamble and supposedly they're like watching live I don't it's very scary I think there was even a movie made about it hostel number three I think was made about this there's a third yeah there's also a movie that's very good called eight millimeter starring nicholas cage and the whole thing is hunting down a group that is making snuff films so scary so when me and Rylan went to an Airbnb in Vegas when made a video about it. Do you remember this? Oh, yeah. And we clearly, there was a, there was a room in the house that had a light on, but the door was locked. And we heard things going on. We're like, what is going on? The house was so weird. The owner was like, you guys have any new girls over tonight?

We were like, no. And he's like, come on, here's free alcohol. Have a party. Have a party. There was like 10 beds in one room. Like, it was so scary. And the scariest part was, we heard a noise. So we called the owner and we're like, hey, we heard something run around upstairs. Like, what's going on? And he goes, we left the TV on. And we're like, how'd you know that? Because it was on mute. It was on mute. I'm like, how'd you know that?

He goes, well, I can see it. And I'm like, you're watching us? And then he's like, oh, uh, isn't that crazy? Ew. And it's not a coincidence that I'm wearing my red leather shirt. I was thinking that. You're killing it. Thank you.

What's it feel like in there after all this time? It's so stinky and a lot. It smells like fish. Oh, man. Nice. Does. Okay, yeah. So that's a red room theory. Very, very scary. Okay. So this next one, it's not really a theory, but it really is starting to line up, and it's kind of freaking me out. So you guys have maybe heard of the rodent boyfriend. Oh, yes. You were shocked when I brought this up. I was. But now that you brought it up, I see it everywhere. You can't unsee it. So let me start here. Number one. So every famous guy right now, or big famous actor who's like winning awards and taking over the world, they all fit. the stereotype of looking

looking like a rodent you said it not me a lot of people are like hot rodent men so you're saying Pete Davidson okay so Adam Driver I'm not saying it I think that's mean to call people like the big one's Jeremy Allen White because his show

is so popular and he's having such a moment Timothy Shalamey Machine Gun Kelly oh he's a Barry Keen he's dating Sabrina Carpenter there you go which she's a part of this too we'll get to that in a second So yeah, those are all the...

Oh, yeah. There's also this guy from challengers. Everyone thinks he looks like Stuart Little. Wait, that's cute, though. That's what I mean. It's not bad to be a rodent man. It's just, it's an identifier. Okay, so that's for men, right?

That's like sweeping the nation. Everybody's talking about... A rodent man. Now, what fucking world are we living in him, dude? What the fuck? It's a distraction. I'm so glad I don't have TikTok. Now, for women, the new thing's sweeping the world right now

is creepy doll girlfriend. So that is Sabrina Carpenter. She's the poster girl for that. Sabrina Carpenter looks like a creepy doll. This sounds mean. I didn't make this one. She's not a creepy doll, but she's doll like.

Precious moments. Doll-like energy. She looks like a precious moment. Remember those? Yes. She puts that out in the world, very like pastel. Yeah.

And then we have Lupita from us and The Quiet Place. And then we have Anna Taylor. Joy. Joy Taylor. Anya. queen and she has the creepy doll look it's like their skin textures like really porcelain like those dolls that are breakable yes billy eyelish has the creepy doll eyes that's what I love her skin that that was a creepy picture for sure

she's the Halloween version yeah um okay Jared you have you have a theory that I'm very excited about I heard this one is shocking oh yeah it's electric so this has to do with eels and obviously i'm a big fish guy we actually have had a eel lucile the eel rest in peace to lucille but one thing about eels is nobody really knows how they reproduce it's never been observed in the wild no scientists can conclude exactly how it's happening but recently what they found is all eels no matter where they are in the world migrate to a very small area within the bermuda triangle called the Sargasso Sea. And the crazy thing about the Sargasso Sea

is what a lot of people deem as the most dangerous spot where all these ships are disappearing where when planes fly over it, they lose their signal and they end up crashing. And there's no land barrier. So it's just three seas

that are around this area and it creates like this vortex within the ocean. So they all go here. It's like 6,000 miles for some of these eels to actually travel to. And I was kind of thinking about the theory and the fact that all of these eels are going to this spot why it could be and like why there's so much mystery behind them. And it made me think of a theory that the Earth at one point in our history was struck by multiple planets and meteors that brought other life forms onto the Earth.

So my thought is one of these planets that struck the Earth hit it possibly right where the Sargasso Sea is. it brought these life forms that now call this like their home base you know what I'm saying and this is where all of them go in order to breed and do these things that no one's ever observed because it's so dangerous there I mean I think we know more about the moon than we do about like the ocean floor because it's just you can't go down there but I was thinking how does this possibly tie in to all these signals getting crossed all these boat sinking all these things happening and I'm thinking what if like deep down there is this rock and all the eels are down there congregating and they're creating such a powerful electrical current that it's messing up signals and everything above it and causing planes to crash so what if on the bottom of this sea is like millions of eels and their electrical current is changing the GPS signals it's changing everything and eels are actually the reason why the bermuda triangle has claimed so many boats in airplanes? Oh, so eels are aliens.

Eels are aliens. They're causing boats to sink. They're causing airplanes to crash. And they're the reason that the Bermuda Triangle, especially this area, is so dangerous. Well done. It's just a theory. It's just a theory. I think James Cameron will tell us the truth.

He loves going down. He loves going down and seeing what's going on. And then he'll make a movie about it. And then I'll know what's real. But does he hawk toee first? I mean, his wife might Hawk Tui tar But yeah

So I mean That's what I think it is Well speaking of all of that And somebody that's gonna hawk to me Later Let's get into a recap My camera action Ryland's recap is about to happen

Rylins recap On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Rodent Men are taking over. Chris and Ryland are here to stay. Oh. Where's your wig? Julie. Oh, my gosh.

What was Julie doing on the floor? Julie hit the floor after that groundbreaking season of Big Brother and one day on the Shane Dawson podcast, Jared, Jeree tried to take out Ryland, but Ryland persevered and sent home Spencer. Wow. To the trash. That wig gave him powers. It's kind of crazy because without the wig, you're a rodent.

But with the wig, you have the scary doll face. You're like both. Julie, me, and Sabrina Carpenter. What do we have in common? The doll effect. What is it called? Creepy doll girl. I haven't actually heard of that one yet.

So maybe Shane made it up to have podcast content. Also, Jared has dried puppy paint on his hand. And it just looks like, come. It's been there in the whole show, side of them. Right? After Sandy. Oh, yeah. Tweet on Jared during the podcast break.

She missed a little miscrusted and dusted onto his neck. Next time, he's on my neck. We're more careful. We don't want your boss, Britney Spears, to catch y'all in the act and fire her new publicist. Oh, I got this lovely gift from, uh, yeah. If you tune in to Jared and Sandy's estate sale, garage sale videos, you will have known they picked up a hot item. A Shrek. What are those called?

Chia Pets for Spencer, whose favorite movie happens to be Shrek. Hold on. What? Does somebody else want to take over being me for a second? Why, what's going on? I just have a delivery. I thought we were going to be done right now. Oh, oh, oh, wow.

Oh, my God. This sucks. Hey, guys, I got to step in. I'm going to step in. I can't figure the wig out, though. We need you, Jaree. Why does this look like a real person? Come on, guys. Feed them to me.

Feed them to me. What do we got? Red room theory. Oh, are you near a red room? Be very careful because it said that these rooms are housing snuff films, possibly in Las Vegas, where people are murdering other people on tape and putting it on the internet for the highest bidder. Mary Poppins is evil. Is Mary Poppins nice or scary? Conspiracy theorists are saying that her and it. Piniwise could be of the same species

and she's draining joy out of the kid. Oh. Lime disease. Tick, boom. We have a conspiracy that ticks are being genetically modified to spread light to me disease and it's sweeping the nation.

So be careful. Be careful. That would just look like a bullet. Come out. Oh, I got 40K steps. Shane, although having massive shin pain, is showing great promise in winning the Wogstar competition, hitting his 40,000 step milestone. Give him a round of applause.

He should, however, take a couple days off just to make sure that he has a good healing cycle. Wrap it up. And that's going to do it for this episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you follow everybody on their socials. Go to Shane Dawson podcast to get your merch. Make sure to check out RayCon. Thank you, Raycon, for sponsoring the Walkstar competition. Code Growers, save that 15%.

And on that note, we'll see you next time. Oh, my God. The wig does something to people. The power of the wig. Wait. What does happen? Dang. Oh, my God.

Well, Ryland, where are you? We have to say goodbye. A few moments later. Julie's back. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. I hope that, what if this recap was the best one ever

without me? Uh, are you guys going to replace me from my day? It was pretty good. And I fired from the Shane Dawson podcast. It was pretty good. Well, I hope you guys had a fantastic time with us playing Big Brother. You know what?

Throughout the season, it should be our goal not only to get sponsored by Big Brother, but to play the entire game until there's only one that remains. sure you shop your Shane Dossommerch at Shane Dossonmerch.com. Follow us all on Instagram and social media, Sandy's channel, Chris's channel, Spencer's Instagram, my blog channel, and we'll see you all in two weeks right here on the Shane Dosson podcast.

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