The Shane Dawson Podcast - Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories! Mr. Beast, Chick-fil-a, and Our Dating Show!
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more obvious.
This is all AI.
I hate it.
I'm like so confused right now.
I know.
That's a good one.
Are we ready?
I don't know.
Is it happening?
Oh my gosh, let's get it.
Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.
Spencer Dating Edition!
Oh, my God.
I'm freaking out.
I literally woke up in sweats last night.
Well, not in sweats, but in sweats.
And nightmares, I'm so nervous, but so excited.
How are you feeling?
I'm also feeling nervous.
I woke up today.
I was like, I don't think anyone's having a sense.
similar day to me on this right now. I think it's a unique day. Okay. So let me explain how this is all
going to go down because it's different than I was expecting, but I think that's a good thing. So
first of all, we were going to rent out this crazy mansion and shoot this whole thing like The Bachelor
and this crazy, huge, epic mansion. All of them said no. So then we moved into this house. Then I
was going to have like five or six girls and it was going to be like the Bachelor, like a competition.
and then this morning
four of the girls dropped out
four of the girls got sick which I think is code for
they forgot for cello this weekend
so yeah
so we didn't think that went through
or it was just too much you know
well okay but here's what I will say
the girls that did drop out they still gave me their
Instagrams for Spencer are you kidding
no they do not if they cannot make their way over here
they do not deserve him here's a crazy part so
and listen no offense to the
girls that aren't here. But the two girls that we have, I loved, I loved all the girls.
Last all year. All the girls I was emailing with. I loved them all. It was a lot of emailing too.
Every time I'd look over it and what are you doing? Oh, she's coordinating girls.
First of all, I had to. And this is why you see why, right? I was emailing these poor girls
so much over the last few weeks because I knew that they were going to drop out. So I was like,
hey, triple checking. You're still coming. Hey, quadruple checking. You're still coming. You're
So coming, and guess what?
They still dropped out.
Once again, no offense, Spencer.
Their IG's waiting.
This is a real hit to him.
But the two that we are left with, I love them from the beginning.
I love their answers to all the questions.
They're just so down to earth and cool, and I was very excited.
And they're in the other room right now.
Spencer has not met them yet.
And they're becoming friends.
Like, they're literally like, he's the drama.
Can you imagine if what happens from this podcast is two girls become best friends
and Spencer's single?
I'm going to say they're going to band together and say, we can't do this to each other.
And they just leave.
So here's the other crazy part.
So obviously, Jared and Sandry here in their grower and farmer merch.
Yay.
Oh, yeah.
The epitome of love, literally.
You dress them in matching outfits, and you showed up as kin from the Barbie movie and left me in nothing.
Well, I mean, the farmer I'm always wearing.
You guys were on your way to Walmart and decided to pop up by.
No good hot wheels.
let's go ahead and go over here.
I think it all happened for us.
You know, those other three girls dropped out
so that Spencer had a better chance
getting to know one of the two.
I agree. Well, here's the thing, too.
We're going to switch it up a little bit.
So originally it was going to be more competitive
and more like pitting them against each other
and you have to pick a winner at the end,
which I always hated from the beginning.
That was your idea.
Dang.
Well, your idea was drag race, which doesn't really make sense.
I'm still pissed for not on a soundstage.
I thought you were going to dress his mother
walking down the stage in a big wig.
I was going to be Ross Matthews
and some gay-ass shirt like,
oh my gosh.
No. So I like this
because here's what we're actually going to do.
Now you're going to have two dates
with two very real, like
they are interested in love, two women,
and we're going to watch the dates
live. We're not doing like a dating game.
We're not going to ask kooky questions,
maybe a few, but we're going to actually watch
these dates. So I have in my office
upstairs a room set up with cameras.
very real very real and we are first going to interview the girls one by one get to know them do a little
background check it was hard for jared and i to keep our mouths closed we were sitting with them and i think
we already know too much i know i had to tell i had to tell jared to stop because i was like you're
getting too friendly these people you know too much yeah so we're going to you know get to know them
more than they already did a little bit and then we're going to send them up the stairs one by one
into the date, and hopefully
enjoying the awkwardness or the love
sparks happening right in front of our eyes.
Did you prepare yourself with some
questions in case there's some awkward lulls?
Uh, no.
I will.
Well, I do have some questions
from the comments
that we could pull from.
We also could do a stir the pot.
You could be sitting there with a little pot.
We could figure it out.
I don't think it's going to be awkward.
These girls are very, very...
Well, I don't want to give it away, but they're very fun.
Are you nervous?
Yes.
Oh, you don't seem nervous.
Well, you know, that's just me.
Medically, he can't.
Oh, yeah, you have to look at the hands.
What are the hands?
Yeah, I'm like fidgeting.
What is he?
That's the nerves coming out.
I actually got less nervous with fewer people because I was like, okay, I can have more of like an authentic connection with someone as opposed to like five people felt like it's, it felt like it's, it felt like that first night of the bachelor where it's like, hey, can I steal you away?
Can I sleep away?
It's like, that's not like, you're not like really connecting with anyone.
Agreed.
Here's what I will say.
A couple nights ago I texted you and I was like, hey, the reality.
Because we've been planning this episode for a while and kind of, you know,
and talking about it and stuff.
And the reality hit me.
I was like, oh, this isn't just a podcast.
Like, you could meet the love of your life.
This is a lot of pressure.
I was like, do you want to do this?
Like, is this?
Are you still cool with this?
No, yeah, I'm cool.
And you had a moment where you were like, yeah, I'm nervous too.
This is kind of crazy.
Yeah, no, I definitely.
There was a similar, because I had been like, we've been planning it.
And I've been kind of thinking of just like, oh, yeah, a dating episode.
That's a great idea.
This is this.
And it's like, oh, yeah, I'm the one doing the day.
That's going to be me, yeah.
I think it'd be super weird if you weren't nervous.
Yes.
I think it's very good that you're nervous.
I agree.
Let me just say side note.
One of the girls fell out because she really wanted to come.
Once again, I have her IG.
But she fell out because she was like, hey, so I'm actually under contract on another dating show on Fox called Farmer Meets a Wife.
What?
And I was like, that's a thing.
What are you talking?
Literally, they created a show.
That's crazy.
It's a farmer.
I don't know if they're all grower.
But yeah, she was like, so if you do it in a month, I can do it because of my NDA, but whatever.
She's very sweet.
So shout out girl.
I can't say your name.
I don't want to give it away, but shout out girl from a farmer to wife.
Isn't that random?
Do they all wear a farmer hoodie?
I don't know.
She said she's going to wear.
No, they're like actual farmers.
Yeah, literal.
She said she's going to wear the farmer merch though when she's promoting the show.
I was like, yes.
Nice.
Okay, well, Spencer, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Head up those stairs, baby.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Spencer, Spencer, Spencer, Spencer.
It's a lot of stairs.
Look at that walk up the stairs.
Okay, are you guys ready to meet the first girl?
I don't know what we're going to ask them.
Well, I do have their profiles.
They sent me their answers and stuff, so we'll go through it.
But, Desiree!
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm so excited.
Are they going to sit in Spencer's seat that he has already warmed up?
Oh, sorry, there's, yeah, there's a...
Oh, she figured it out.
She's smart.
Yes!
Oh, my God.
There's lots around sound.
Okay, let me give a little background on Desiree.
She said, hey, I'm a 24-year-old recent grad from Sherman Oaks.
I'm originally from the Bay Area, but stayed down here after college.
Some of my interests include my daily YouTube feed, anime, drawing, movies, and trying new restaurants.
And let me just say, one of my...
favorite things you said was that you don't have a favorite national park which was one of the
questions kind of a bummer but okay but you love movies so much that there was a year where you went to
three different movie theaters for three different movies on one day yeah i did that like a two months ago
that okay why because i had nothing to do and there's so many movies to see what movies were they
all of us strangers okay it's like at the end if you want to cry go ahead and watch it oh
I watched the Hayato Miyazaki movie, the new...
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I don't know if you guys...
I do.
Like studio jibbley stuff?
Yeah.
I love all these.
I'm a jibbler myself.
All I do is Kenny Gibler.
Yeah, yeah.
And I watched the Iron Claw.
cried for that too.
So I cried twice.
It was an emotional day, for sure.
Wow.
Well, hopefully you don't cry today.
I don't think so.
I'm not getting those vibes.
Okay, so yeah, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, Jared and I uncovered a bombshell.
And was it even in your submission?
Not that it's important to you and Spencer's relate.
I guess it would be actually eventually.
She's married.
What is it?
I'll let her tell you.
She is a triple A.
What?
Whoa, there's three of you.
So if it doesn't work out with you.
Well, one's a brother.
This is two more.
One's a brother.
Oh.
Yeah.
But my sister's single, too.
Oh.
And not only that, but she didn't even tell them.
So they're just going to watch this and see her pop up.
That's great.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
That's cool.
I thought me really funny.
Wow.
So they don't know you're doing this?
No.
No way.
I only, like, told my mom, but she's kind of a blabber mouth, but we'll see.
Oh, my God.
My sister hasn't said anything.
We're, like, vlogging with each other daily about, like, what's going on.
You're a vlogger?
No, no, no.
Just, like, on Snapchat to each other, since we don't, you know, live by each other anymore.
But I'm not telling her.
Wow.
Okay, so we're going to do a quick little background check, you know, make sure that you're not, you know, a serial killer.
You can make sure we're not serial killers.
So, yeah, Jared, do you have any questions that you want to ask before she's sent up to the room?
That's right.
To the very safe room.
Yes.
How do you spell okay in a text?
Oh.
Okay.
No, A. Y?
No.
But you passed.
You got a serial killer.
Really?
Yeah.
I agree with that logic.
Wait, why?
Why?
It's weird.
You don't know, you don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Yes.
With that period?
Yeah.
Well, I talk to text.
I like it.
It's full blown.
It depends on if there's a period after or not for me.
Oh, the period?
I never talked to that person.
Deal breaker.
Done.
Sandy, do you have any questions?
The fellow woman?
Well, I was looking at your tattoos, and which one means, like, the most to you?
I mean, I guess, I guess the heart ones, because, like I said, they're for, like, my grandparents.
I also have, I don't know if you could see it, like a gold heart necklace.
It's my grandma who passed away.
She wore one, too, so I thought, like, of having one.
My sister has one.
My aunt has one.
My mom has one.
So my cousin, so it's, like, really cute.
Oh.
Connections.
I love that.
Okay.
So before we start the date, what are you looking for?
Like, what are you looking for in a relationship?
Why did you decide to do this?
I would say looking for something, I guess, more serious.
Just I'm not really into casual dating.
And after, like, a few years of online dating and prospects that just everyone was saying,
like, I had such a great time.
Like, let's go to the next date.
And then, like, oh, sorry, bye.
And so I'm, like, more on communication.
on like what you're looking for but yeah i would see something more serious i mean i don't need to like
settle down or anything yeah how 24 i'm not trying to get yeah i'm not trying to get married or anything
okay but okay yeah but something real yeah yeah is there something that you you you you don't want in
your your partner like something that you would kind of turn you off yeah a deal breaker a deal breaker
or a red flag yes i mean i this is silly but i uh someone who's like
really into cars.
Like too much in the cars.
It's the personality.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a very common thing.
Really? Yeah.
Yes.
Why is that?
Why is that? Why guys are so into cars?
Oh no. Why would somebody being so into cars be a deal breaker?
Because people say like they care more about their car than their partner.
And then you have to listen to it all the time too. Who cares what kind of engines in it?
Yeah. I don't know about cars.
What about animals?
What if they're, like, super into animals?
That's fine.
I like animals.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
But not like lizards or...
That's good.
No lizards, no cars.
No reptiles, no birds.
Hydro lizard.
So it's not them being into something.
It's just you don't want to hear about cars and lizards all day.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a very specific type of person.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Yeah, but, I mean, if you guys talk to, I mean,
do other young girls on dating apps,
That's like very...
We don't.
Yeah.
Just for the record, I don't talk to young girls with being at.
And fishing.
Oh, okay.
That seems very straight.
Yeah.
I don't care about fishing.
Yeah.
You want a gay guy.
Literally, okay.
Okay, well, Desiree, your time has come.
Feel free to remove your headphones and walk up those stairs to your future.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited.
Ooh, okay, the anxiety of this episode is really making me want to take a vacation.
It's really making me want to lay on the beach.
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Has he found love?
I don't know.
Ah, I hope so.
Okay, see you later.
Bye.
Is it happening?
Okay, okay, sorry.
So we're sharing a microphone because we want to,
Ryan, okay, I'm being nervous.
We're literally airplaying a hidden camera of the date right there.
So Riley wants to be able to see,
so we're sharing a mic.
Okay, Desiree, take a step toward your dreams.
This is crazy.
I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Look at her go.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yes.
Is that work?
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
That's right.
What you about like this?
Oh!
I feel like that I can hear them shouting in there.
Yeah, well, I'm in the kitchen so I can too.
Whoa, how are you doing?
I'm good.
Honestly, just like driving over here.
I was like, wow, this is really happening.
Yeah, yeah, that's how I felt setting this stuff.
I was like, I can't stop smiling.
Like, my face hurts already.
That's so sweet.
Okay, that's good.
That's good design.
Okay, I mean, this is like also weird for me
because it's like truly a blind date, like, for me.
Like, I've never like, I don't know.
It's just odd experience.
I'm making emotional.
Well, I mean, not many people have their date being cute.
Yeah, that's true.
This is a pretty unusual experience.
I would say this is a first for me too, for sure.
They're so cute.
Where are you from? Are you from L.A. area?
No, I'm from the Bay Area. I'm from up north.
What brought you down here?
School.
Nice. Are you in school now?
No, I just graduated in December.
Nice.
That couch is so big.
It's where we live.
We live on that couch. I cleaned it.
Did you have to read the emails that everybody's sent?
No, no, no.
I haven't seen anything. I don't know anything.
Oh, I thought they would, like, maybe, like, tell you the answers to, like, questions.
No, no.
weeded it out or something.
I wish I did.
I wish I did some of the answers.
No, but yeah, I assume that was on the profile.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I just started, I've been at my work for like literally a month.
But I planned being it for a long time.
I've been in college for too long.
So I was just ready to work, honestly.
I feel like.
Do you like it?
Do you like the people there?
Yeah, and like working with patience.
It's like very interesting days.
Really?
Like you get a lot of like different people.
Yeah, some, uh, you know, questionable people.
I work at, like, a bigger hospital, so sometimes there's some VIPs that come in.
Ooh, okay.
Yeah. It's dropping names.
It's got to be cedar signite.
Not why people you know, I would tell. I would tell you.
Yeah, yeah. You obviously work here.
Yeah, yeah. Well, before this, I worked at, like, a restaurant on, like, Melrose, and we would get, it was the same thing.
It would be like, oh, you know who that is?
I'd be like, oh, no, but it's like, oh, he has good stories.
I used to work at a restaurant too.
What?
Well, it's not well known because it's from back home.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just a sports bar, but I worked there for six years before I moved down here.
My heart is racing.
It's like kind of awkward and I love it.
Maybe this is a bad look for me, but like recently, you know, where you like order something to type it in and they flip the thing around.
Yeah.
Like at Starbucks?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Or like a boba shop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like, do you really deserve a tip.
I mean, I know I do it.
I can hear them.
I hear you.
I can hear you.
Losing it.
You're losing it.
We're losing it.
Anyway, I do tip.
Okay, I tip every one.
I tip.
I get that though.
Sometimes, I mean, I don't tip when I go to serve.
Yeah, exactly.
I'll give you a pass.
It's okay.
This is a red flag I didn't mention.
Do you have red flags?
Like, people who don't tip?
I mean, it's hard.
And it's hard to, like, think of on the fly.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you could hear us when we were doing.
Oh, did they, like, uh, I just couldn't hear ones.
Oh, because I said, I said that people who are really into cars.
That's okay, good, I don't know.
Lizards.
Fishing's a no.
Okay.
Like, uh, I wasn't sure since they said the National Park thing.
I have gone camping.
Fishing, yeah, yeah.
But it's not like a personality trait of my, you know what I mean?
Like the people who like.
That's the difference.
What is it about fishing?
I've always, because it's like such a...
I just don't care about it.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough.
So that's why I'm like, I don't want to...
I'm not going to want to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, don't know.
I don't want to wake up at, like, four in the morning to go fishing on a dock,
staring at the water for, like, you know, six hours.
No, yeah, I agree.
That sounds like it's so...
So it's really just that.
Do you, like, do any outdoor stuff at all?
Not that that's, like, a deal with her in a little.
Yeah, um, I want to, I've, like, hiked a bit, but last year was so cold,
But now when I'm starting to get warm, I want to, like, find more places in L.A. to go on hikes.
I'll take her.
That is my favorite.
I really, I think a green flag is, like, what I say is good communication, knowing what you want.
Yeah.
I really like when people have ambition towards something or something they're really into, I think, is really appealing.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I think.
He loves that.
Even if it's, like, a long way off or, like, you know.
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appealing quality in someone. Because if you're not, I don't know, I know a lot of people
who are just kind of like, I was going to shout out my roommate's friends.
Oh, my God.
But they literally, one of them came up to me and said, like, she was like, I don't
work. I kind of do any. I was like, you just sort of like exist. Like, I don't know.
It's a really boring life. Yeah. Period. Or just, I don't know. Yeah. But yeah. So I agree.
I agree with that green flag.
I'm trying to think of my own. I think communication, I think, like, ability to like laugh,
not just at yourself, but just like sense of humor is a huge green flag I look for in someone.
Oh, I'm really big into comedy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'm really open with comedy. I feel like you can kind of make fun of anything if it's in like a tasteful way.
Yeah, that also is a great thing about LA. There's like always a sick show or something to do.
Yeah, I definitely do want to go to like a stand-up show of like one comedian. I think that'd be so funny.
Do you have a comedian that you love?
I mean, I like John Mullaney.
Yeah, yeah.
There's some British comedians I like, but I don't know if you would know.
Dias. Try me, I might know.
Okay.
You know Greg Davies?
Yeah, yeah, like, I know Tass Master.
Yeah, I love Tess Master.
I was already watching that last night.
Yeah, I know I said, like, I don't really watch TV, like much.
Really, the only two shows I watch is, like, Rupal's Drag Race.
Who do you want to win?
Yeah.
That's about it.
But I love movies.
Okay, what's your favorite movie?
I have that.
I know it's kind of recent
because sometimes it's hard
to like categorize
like your favorite movies,
but I do love everything everywhere
all at once.
I really like the comedy in it
because like nobody was doing movies like that.
Yeah, yeah.
And I do, I did really like Oppenheimer.
I watched it three times in the theaters.
Like three hours long.
Yeah.
Real back, real back, real back.
He's like, that's nine.
They can hear our reactions.
Yeah.
I was really, I didn't watch Oppenheimer in theaters, and I was watching it, and I was like scrolling.
I was like, this is like the best movie of the year.
You had to watch it in theaters.
I know, I know.
That's what everyone says.
Oh, my gosh.
They're so cute.
I should rent a theater for them.
Oh, you should.
One day in February, because I had nothing due, I watched like three different movies.
In the day, I like three different theaters.
Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, because I was just like, oh, there's a lot of things I want to see, so I might as well just go.
What were the three?
I started with Iron Claw
Okay, the wrestling one
Yeah, very emotional
This is a really sad way to start off the day
Yeah, I went back home
I had lunch
Yeah, but then the last one I watched
All of Us Strangers is very emotional
They dress the same
The same vibe for sure
They could share clothes
Yes
Well I wasn't crying out of theater
Oh my gosh
That was like a big laugh
Should we do an audience question
Oh yeah
I was wondering if we were going to have like
automated questions.
There are some fucked up ones and there are some normal ones.
Well, let's start like...
Normal, yeah, no.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I'm a morning person.
I wake up naturally before, like, seven...
Yeah, I'm always up before that.
I always, like, I wish I woke up earlier.
But sometimes I'm like, you're saying, like, you just, like, naturally wake up then, like...
Well, I've been, like...
Since I was in middle school, I had to...
to wake up at like 5.30 in the morning for...
5.30 in the morning?
Yeah, because my older brother did, like, I don't know,
do you know, like, a zero period classes?
Like before school?
Yeah, like, 7 a.m.
So we would, like, have to go really early
and, like, walk our dog around for, like, an hour before school.
Yeah, just because he...
Yeah, well, it's just my mom driving all of us.
Yeah, I know, but that's just sucks for you, yeah, yeah.
I'm a triple.
That's crazy.
I do think it's a crime how early they make high.
schoolers like wake up to go to I mean well seven for me yeah yeah that was a choice I guess
but like starting school so early for like like a 16 year old is like I don't know I feel like you
just need sleep yeah he's really harping on this sleep thing I feel like let's say yeah yeah so
it would be like me my triplet sister brother and my older brother but when my older brother
graduate high school since I was the morning person I would always have to drive them in the morning
to school because they'd just be too tired drinking coffee in the back.
So you're the morning triplett?
Yeah. Are you guys identical or is it just like?
Well, two girls and a boy.
Okay, but do you know what you?
So. Is that a thing? Can you have an identical, like, girl and guy twins?
I don't know. I feel like me and my brother looked a lot, uh, similar when we're younger.
People say my sister and I sometimes sound like or look like, but...
But not really. I don't, we don't think so.
Yeah, yeah. But yeah. Especially for like, I feel like there are triplets,
where it's like, oh, those are, like, the three of the same.
Do you know other, do you guys?
Yeah.
Other, like, triplet, like, networking.
Yeah, actually, my mom was part of, like, a triplet group, so we know, like, other triplets.
That's funny.
Sorry, it's better than twins.
Sorry, twins, sorry.
Oh, whoa.
Do we still like her?
Okay, I have twins in the other room.
We have top tier.
That's the pinnacle.
Should we do another question?
Sure.
And it.
Where's the best?
place you've traveled to and then I'll add where where would you want to travel to most.
Okay, I've never really been out of the country because we're like a family of six.
So like that's really expensive.
Yeah, I played soccer for like 13 years.
So pretty much and some of my siblings did too.
So we would really just travel within the state.
But I would say, I'm hoping like later down the line when I got some more to ching, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I really want to go to Japan. That's like one of my...
I knew it. I said Tokyo.
That is the coolest places I've ever been.
I haven't.
Oh, you've been?
That's like the only cool trip I've been on and it was...
Aw.
It like lives up to the hype.
What series did you go to?
Just Tokyo.
We were just...
I was like...
Oh, damn.
My friend, my best friend from high school, his parents is both teachers and so they have the summer off.
And they were like, we're going to Japan. Do you want to come?
I mean, I saw to like pay for some stuff.
Oh, I was like...
It was just like...
No, no, no.
But it was still like, oh, like...
You don't get, like, the opportunity.
Like, someone organized a trip, you know what I mean?
Like, I didn't have to organize anything.
It's like, yeah, hell yeah.
We just were in Tokyo for a week.
It was crazy.
It's been like 20-something minutes.
Should I tell them?
Yeah, we got to wrap it up because there's another date.
Oh, yeah, my God.
I'd say we'd call them and say, good job.
I'm calling Spencer.
Oh, his phone's vibrating.
Is he going to pick it up?
I'm getting a call from shit.
Uh, hello?
Dates over.
Wrap it up.
We only did, like, two questions.
Yeah, we could do a fucked up question. Okay, quickly. Clip it in. Okay, well, it's either like, do you eat ass?
What is your love language? Like, those are the two options. Do you eat ass?
Like, we don't have to answer that. You know, you're saying these all out loud.
What do you mean? Like, you could keep them to yourself.
Will you ask me to say a fuck-up one? Now you're saying? Well, you haven't picked one yet.
Okay. This is a, this is a fresh one sent in. What's the weirdest place you've ever?
I never had sex.
Like a car.
Okay, I think same for me.
Not very weird.
No.
Wow, it was so easy.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a tough one.
Oh my God, when she said you saying these out loud.
Okay, are they gonna hug it out?
Thank you so much.
I guess.
We'll see you down there later for the rest of the show.
Sure.
Oh, are they gonna...
Oh, they're hiding in.
Do they hug.
Stay hug.
Yes!
Here she comes.
Yay!
Yay!
Okay, so we're in between dates right now and we are going to get a little confessional from the girls.
Brutely honest.
Don't want that.
Nobody's watching.
Be brutally honest.
This isn't bug or anything.
No.
Just close friends.
So do you, like, if that was a date in the real world that wasn't on camera in my weird room, how would you feel leaving it?
Would you feel leaving it?
I feel good.
You know, as long as there's not any, like, weird, obvious signs that it didn't work.
But I feel like a conversation flows, and that's a good sign to go on another date.
So had he called you back in the real world for a second date, would you go?
Yeah.
Probably, like, go do something, like, maybe since he said he likes to go out.
So maybe he'd go on a hike or something like that.
Comedy show.
Yeah, or a comedy show.
Yes.
Yeah.
Was there anything that he said that you were like, uh-oh, right fly.
No, I don't think so.
No lizard top.
No.
No cars.
Maybe a little fishing.
Yeah, we'll see.
I haven't been camping since I was like a child, so...
But, you know, we'll say that.
Okay.
Well, yay!
We'll see.
We'll see.
Yay!
Okay.
Tashira!
Here's she.
Tashira, are you excited?
I'm really excited.
First of all, I love your name, and in the email, you were like, it's like Shakira, but it's not really like Shakira, but somebody called you Shakira?
Yeah, in middle school, when I met my friend, I told her my name, and she's like, Shakira?
And I was like, well, you can say it that way if you want.
It's Tashira.
Yes.
Which now I get why she says Shakira, because now all day, I've been saying, Tashira, Tashira, ooh, baby, when you talk.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay. So this is my favorite part of the Q&A that you sent. You said, if it was your last day on earth, what would you eat? And you said, my last day on earth, my last meal would be something that my mom cooks, probably her chicken lasagna, as that's my favorite thing that she makes. I thought that was the sweetest thing ever. I just love my mom's cooking. Like, I've always grew up on it. And she was always the type of person that's like, no, we're not eating out. We have to get at home.
Wow, I love that. Okay, so tell us a little bit about yourself. How old are you? What's your passions?
22 right now. I'll be 23 in December. Some of my passions are political science. I'm currently in
college right now getting my bachelor's in political science. My main focus, I do want to be a lawyer,
but that all falls apart. I'll do politics. Wow. Dang, what a plan for me. Yes. What category of a
lawyer? I'll do criminal defense. Whoa. Oh my gosh. So you're good at reading people. Yeah.
Okay. So you have to read Spencer. You never know.
I never know.
Okay, so what are you looking for?
Why did you decide to do this?
I'm looking for something serious.
Not marriage right now, but that's kind of where I'm going towards because right now
relationships are like a hookup thing and that's not what I'm really into.
Yeah, what's your situation been in the past?
Like, how are the dating apps going?
Are you over it?
So over it.
Not my thing anymore.
I used to do it, but after time, I was just like, no, I'm kind of over it.
Don't want to do it no more.
Do you have anything that you're looking for in a guy specifically or like a personality thing?
Or is there or is there anything that's a huge red flag deal breaker?
No, I'm just communication.
Like, I'm really big on communication.
I'm really big on getting my feelings out.
So if you can't communicate, it's a no for me.
Yes.
I love that.
Do you do most of your communication via phone calls or text?
Both, whichever.
Is it what you prefer?
Probably phone call or probably in person because you can really read someone's emotions that way.
So I'd probably do in person.
I like that.
Wow.
I like that.
Good answer.
Is there something that you want your partner, your partner to be in?
Like, do you want them to have, like, a degree?
Or is there like, what are the must have them career-wise?
Well, it's just whatever they prefer to do.
I'm not saying you have to be into, like, something specific.
But just whatever they want to do.
If it's a passion that they're for, all for it, if they don't want a degree, don't have to have one.
I have it.
So it doesn't matter.
She's like, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Passion.
She wants someone to be passionate, and I like that.
You don't want, I mean, listen, no shade to anybody out there.
But it is hard to date somebody who's like, I don't know what I want to do.
Yes.
Because it gets a little bit.
Then you become their like therapist, and you're like trying to help them figure it out.
And it's nice to have somebody passionate.
Especially because you're so goal-oriented.
I mean, you know what you want to do.
Yeah.
So besides going up into a room you've never been in in somebody's house you've just met,
what's your ideal first date?
Something, I don't have like a specific ideal date,
but something that is like more personal.
Something when you can get to know each other
because I'm really big on getting to know the person
before I'm like, yeah or no.
So something that's intimate, like intimate.
And how do you spend your days when you're off?
What's ideal, what's the ideal Saturday for you?
At home, watching movies.
Yes.
Okay, good answer.
Okay, here's what I'm thinking for this date.
Okay, so we didn't give Desiree any like, what's the word?
What's a tell?
Or what's the thing you do when you're trying to signal to somebody that things are not going well?
A sign.
So how about for this date, just to spice it up?
When you're on the date, if you are, like, feeling like this is not going well, can you give us, like, maybe like a...
Why not a couple coughs?
Well, no, because what if you just cough and we...
Yeah, we don't want to mess up.
Maybe, okay, if it's not going well, maybe, like, flip your hair a little bit.
If it is going well and you feel good about it...
Say blueberry.
I'm just...
Why not?
Well, bring up her blueberry perfume.
Yeah.
In case you didn't know, I'm wearing blueberry perfume.
Okay, if it is going well, maybe like, oh, maybe like adjust your, like, lip ring maybe.
Or I'm trying to figure out something like, these.
These sound like things that we could misconstrue.
Oh, maybe like do one of these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's if it is going well.
Oh, no, no, no.
But apologize and say, sorry, something's in my eye.
Yeah, oh, you're going to fix my lap.
Yeah.
You got to make her act.
No, no, no.
Yes.
Okay.
Do you have siblings?
Yes, I have a younger brother and an older sister.
Oh, a middle child like me.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay, well, does anybody have any last questions?
To shiwa, to shiwa.
Would you consider a hot dog, a sandwich?
Maybe.
I like that.
Well, that's a huge thing going on right now on the internet.
People are saying is a hot dog a sandwich.
Oh, there's bread and there's me.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a question.
What is your favorite?
movie genre?
I like action.
I'm really into like entertainment, yeah.
John Cena has been my favorite actor recently.
Yes.
Wow.
What's your favorite movie of all time?
Den of Thebes.
Oh, that's a good movie.
It's a really good movie.
It's basically like about a group of ex-military people
working on trying to commit like a bank heist,
but at the LA Reserve,
which apparently is like really hard to rob and all that.
But it's a really good movie.
I recommend it. You guys should watch it.
Wow.
It's an OSHA in it?
Yes.
It's one of my celebrity.
I love somebody.
He loved crime.
Yeah.
Why do girls love crime so much?
I don't know.
What do you think that?
Let me ask you a question.
If you had to hide a body,
what would you, where would you put it?
How would you hide a body?
I'm not going to say that.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Because you had me worried there for a second, not going to lie.
I like that answer.
Good answer.
Okay.
DeSira, here we go.
If you can, please remove your headphones and walk upstairs to your future.
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Okay.
I'm nervous.
See there.
Okay, DeSheera, it's your time.
It's going to happen.
I can feel it.
And then we're making people walk upstairs.
before they see Spencer.
Oh, and then they had to hold their breath.
Yeah.
Oh, it is.
Excuse me, choose it.
Quick health check.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Welcome to the speaker to room.
Love.
Okay, I'm offended.
It's so cozy.
Well, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet this, well.
Oh, my God.
This is an odd experience.
I don't know if you've ever done anything like this before.
No, I haven't, but I always try something new.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Um, anyway.
I think it's a rough start.
Um, yeah.
Very aware.
Well, very aware.
Oh my God.
And like, what do you do work out here?
Um, I'm working at a middle school right now.
I do after school stuff and I do art with the kids.
It's a little hard because they're middle schoolers, so they're awkward.
But yeah, yeah.
It works.
That is like definitely the most awkward era of my life.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Like the worst.
Like, you're coming in from elementary, you think you're grown and then you get there.
You're like, oh.
make more eye contact.
Yeah.
Eye contact.
Yes.
Do you see, like, a lot of, like, oh, their first, like, the guy, like, those
they first have a crush or something like that.
I'm going through the dating face with a lot of the kids right now.
So, yeah, it's like, coach, I have a boyfriend.
I'm like, oh, okay.
You don't really know what that entails, but sure.
He seems a little bit more relaxed.
I want to, like, text her and tell her to make eye contact.
Well, I'm more focused on politics because that's what I go to school for.
So I want to be a lawyer, but if all fails, I'll do education.
It's like my third, my third, yeah.
Sounds like you're on tracking, but it sounds like you can be a lawyer, you know, you got to speak it into existence.
What kind of like, like work in like political law or I don't really know?
Well, I would do criminal law because like when I study political science, it's a lot of law, like a lot.
And you want to like prosecute or that I don't really know.
I'm above my.
I'm really good at arguing, so.
Yeah.
That's really all you need to be for lawyers.
Just to know the rules and can you argue?
And I argue really good.
Yeah.
What's like
So I love having like a delayed reaction
The things we say
Yeah, okay
I was trying to think of like what I was going to say
What's a good argument you've won
But I don't think that's a good question
Well it's kind of a few
I don't know I'm just like an arguer
So I mean win or lose I don't get I will argue
I'd probably get along with her because I like to argue
She'll give you some tips
I think that's my red flag like
I don't care if I'm wrong, I will know I'm wrong, and I will stick it.
I just don't care.
I love her.
Maybe I should date her.
What are you like red flags or green flags you look for at other people?
People will tell me I'm wrong.
Well, green flags is communication.
Well, it's kind of both.
Like, I'm really big on communication, so if you don't really good with communication, it's a no for me.
But yeah, it's pretty much it.
Like, you just have to have really good communication.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, I'm going to throw up.
I'm so nervous.
What should we do?
Okay, so we have a few options in terms of questions.
We got, should you give me this, um, stir the pod game?
I'm nervous.
We each, like, pick one and ask each other.
They're kind of intense.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to throw, I can't.
Oh, wait, just the hair thing.
She did the hair thing.
She did she?
Is that good or bad?
I don't remember.
We shouldn't remember.
The hair flip is bad.
The eye thing.
It was good.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I think she, I think it's just.
hair. I think she's just doing it naturally.
Yeah. I don't think I have a hidden talent
at all. Is it awkward or is it just me?
It's really awkward.
I can't like juggle or...
He needs to start a fight.
Are rough animals, no animals? Do you like a pet person?
I love animals. I'm a dog person. Not really a cat person. I have two dogs.
One of them is a year old.
You need to tell her that cats are better. It keeps getting better for me.
I mean, I love cats.
Um, okay, here's it going.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I guess being a lawyer.
Um, well, I'm probably still in school.
There's a lot of schooling, but the lawyer, yeah, you're a right on.
If it doesn't work out, we'll find somebody for DeShera.
Oh, yeah, she's the spinoff we all need it.
Yes.
Are you a big kid person?
Do you like kids?
I do like kids.
Um, I used to work at elementary school, but I think middle school is better for me because I can be a voice to these kids,
because I know, like, what it's like.
Yes.
So I just want to be like, I just want to help them out.
So I'm pretty good with kids.
Should I call Spencer and have him hand the phone to her so I could ask her if the hair flip was good or bad?
Sure.
Did any have beep with you?
Oh, I have beep with them all.
Okay.
Oh, and I'm getting a call.
I'm all of them.
Uh, hello?
She's doing it again.
Can you pass the, um, oh, wait.
She does she do that.
She's confusing us.
She's confusing us.
Yeah.
One second.
Here, she's giving us mixed signals.
Sorry, we don't remember.
um was the hair flip
you did that was that
a yes
we don't remember
and then I saw you do the eye thing
but we don't know
let's redefine
if you did that on purpose
hair flip bad
dude how about this
the hair flip is just because
it's like in my way
okay
okay okay so would you say
um just like you know
maybe
you did what you do
what you did the eye thing
Did you just do the I thing?
Yes.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
I think means good, right?
Yes.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, to share.
Here, here is my only note.
I have a note for you.
Try to make more eye contact.
I think you're nervous and you're looking away.
Okay.
So try to make a little more eye contact.
We kind of think you guys should start fighting
because Ryland, like,
we're dating.
Okay, right, right.
Okay, I'll let you guys get back to it.
Okay.
Sorry.
You didn't have a problem at all.
Oh, nope.
Wait, okay, everything's different now because I thought she was going back.
Nothing really.
I think she's just nervous.
All right, well, I guess we keep coming.
I think we became weird signs.
My friend recently told me about this, to put this date in, make it seem even better, like,
she was on a day with a guy at a diner.
He's like, oh, I got to take a call.
Like, he walked out of the diner for like 30 minutes.
She was about to leave.
He comes back.
He's like, oh, sorry, it's the other girl I'm seeing.
Oh.
Oh, that's, so, that's what that reminded me, but I was like, that was the last time someone, uh, talked about it took a phone call on a date, but I call me, so I can't have beef.
Oh, do you have a favorite movie? Um, Den of Thieves. That's what I have a movie. Yeah. Is that, uh, what movies in that movie?
What happened? Who's in that? Um, Pablo Shabir, um, O'Shea Jackson. I feel like, um, I think 50 cents also in it.
Oh, okay, nice. Oh, legit. I recommend it. Yeah.
Do you have like a favorite genre movie like to what you like go to the movies a lot?
I'm like action.
I really love action.
You have one that you like a lot now?
I haven't been watching movies recently because I've been busy with like school and work but no, not recently.
Yeah.
I'm big action.
I feel like I've been trying to get, I've been like getting more into them.
I feel like...
Is there like a hurricane or something like that?
The wind is going crazy.
I love the latest top gun whenever that came out like.
I went in being like, I don't know.
I think she's just shy.
And I, like, got so I see.
Yeah.
This is a very situation in general, you know.
Yeah, like, you'd have the sickest action, and it's still, like.
The acting is terrible.
Yeah, like, the acting is really terrible.
Like, there we go.
There we go.
You watch, like, TV or anything, like Netflix, stuff like that.
He loves TV?
Um, I haven't been doing it recently, but, like, I'm not a TV show person.
I, both.
Oh.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's not great.
Uh-oh.
One of the questions, by the way, it was just why Spencer?
Oh.
Like, why?
by me, which I thought was a great question.
Answer, answer it.
Answer it!
Oh, someone was telling me you should maybe answer that.
I think I heard that too.
Why did you sign up?
Do you have an answer?
I think you're at least good guy.
I don't know.
Thank you.
That question is just a real bait, like,
give me a compliment.
Yeah, pretty much, because I can't really give
like a really good answer if I don't know you.
Yeah, it's a first.
that but like I think you're really sweet guy that's a good answer good answer
like it was a good answer um what is your biggest ick people who too with their mouth
open I agree I agree my brother does it all the time it's just oh my god's worse
is he where you will say something and he'll keep doing it oh he does it on purpose
I think at this point he does it on purpose like that or also when people like
like bite a fork with their teeth
and they're like
pull it out
that is one of my
least favorite things
that's gross
good good
good nice things now guys
I don't know
I honestly think like
noise stuff like that too
like eating badly or like
okay
or like you have
like that's
ugh
yeah
good stuff dude
yeah
I agree
I agree
Should we want to do one of these?
Yeah, anything else.
If it's fucked up, you'll pick another one.
See, he probably thinks it's not going well because she's shy, but she thinks it's going well.
But he's shy, too.
I don't know if they think it's going well.
Well, this one says, tell us about a time you made someone cry.
What did you do?
Oh, my God.
I mean, I've definitely made my little brother cry a few times.
Not like, just like being an older brother or just like.
But that's a sibling thing.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to think of like if I made another person cry.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, it's so awkward.
Okay, this is, this is in second grade, we had, like, a new kid come to school.
Oh, no.
And it was, like, the first time, like, oh, it's a new kid from out of town.
Oh, God.
He, like, did, he, like, pushed me or something on the playground, and apparently I, like,
shoved him and, like, started crying and, like, my parents had to get called, like,
hey, like, your son is, like, bullying the new kid at school.
Oh, no.
I wasn't bullying him.
I just, like, it was, like, it was like a...
He pushed you first.
Exactly, exactly.
I was, I was the self-depes.
I was defending yourself, yeah.
I was defending myself, but I just remember, like, forever my mom would be like, you bully that kid.
Like, he would like, you know, he like went to school with me and you're like, you bully that kid.
It was like, we're fine now.
Like, it was okay.
But anyway, I don't think I'm, next.
Have you made someone, have you made someone cry?
Yes.
Besides my siblings, I don't think I can remember.
Yeah.
That's not something an arguer says.
Yeah, yeah.
If you had one off the bat, that would be kind of a red flag.
No.
Maybe if you argue with someone.
That maybe.
That's what I said.
Okay.
Who's someone you'd love to get revenge on?
What did they do?
Oh, my girl.
Um, someone that I loved.
My sister.
Oh, actually.
I love my sister, but when I was younger,
she used to, like, really do some crazy things to me.
And it was just like, girl, if I was old enough, I would get you back.
But there's just one time.
Well, she doesn't live here anymore.
She's in Costa Rica.
I'll get her when she comes back.
But it was my girl.
I'm going to wash your hair.
I'm going to wash your hair.
And she literally tried to drown me in the sink.
I was like.
Wow.
Yeah.
She tried to drown me in the sink.
And that was like, that's so dramatic.
And I wouldn't get her back for that.
So were you going to like waterboard your sister?
Are you going to get her back?
Yeah, I'll start that way.
I'll drown her myself.
That's why she wouldn't answer the hiding of body questions.
She does not know how to swim.
That would be perfect.
That's a good idea.
That's, I don't think if I have anyone I want to get rid of Ben Jones.
Oh, God.
Don't have to be.
Leave it, dude.
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There was a kid.
Maybe Gleep his full name.
Actually, don't think.
At least you have a lawyer.
I really don't like him.
But he was just like, I'm trying to do it.
I feel like I'm just bringing up my elementary school beefs right.
But I feel like I don't have a lot of like revenge.
We need to bring him on the show.
I just, people do that thing and I let it go, you know?
I get spiteful in the moment, but I'm not, I don't like carry it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I get it.
Because I'm the same way.
Yeah, I'll be upset with somebody about something and I can like ignore you. I won't talk to you
I won't do anything and then after I get over I'm like okay well this is what happened and this is what made me upset and this is why I did it
There's a communication. Yeah, but in the moment I'm not talking to you. No, you got a clue off
Otherwise it's gonna do like a whole oh and I can say some pretty mean things
Yeah
Oh my god
Do you want to do another one of these? Yeah
Let's do it this is good I love
I love this.
It says, let's say you have to murder someone you know.
Right.
Who do you choose?
And you're all right.
Um, I feel like it can't be incriminated or, I don't know, like a list or something.
I bet she made that question out.
Is it like, who do I choose because I want to murder them or who would be the easiest you think?
It's just as who do you choose and why.
I'll put it out there.
I don't want to murder anyone in my life.
What would be who did.
What would be the hate that?
What would be the hate that?
Oh, actually, one of the people who's been sleeping on the floor of my apartment for this past week.
What?
I'm a very hostile apartment.
Five people just living in my little apartment.
Yeah, that would be upset.
It's been really a lot.
I'm ready to take one out.
It would be fair.
Just so you know, I didn't know about it.
Yeah.
So one of them disappears.
This is a juicy one.
Share the story of the most explosive fight you've had.
fight you've had with a significant other.
Yes.
My sister tried to drown her.
I need to sit back for this.
Well, I can't really think of explosive, but I would fight with my significant other about little things.
But nothing really explosive.
Yeah.
Really?
It sounds like they might be.
Not like that.
Not like that, mostly because of communication.
That's my issue.
And I'm just really aggressive about things like that.
That's it.
I think that's my problem.
What do you think you're most passionate about?
Good question.
Are you most passionate about a certain subject or something?
Finally.
Homelessness.
If I had to fight, it would be that.
Because LA is too expensive, and there's too much going on for there to be too many homeless people around.
Like, we have too many abandoned buildings, open lots, and things like that.
And I think the way that we're so eager to help other people, I think we should start at home first.
Let's have them all move in to Spencer's apartment.
That's cool.
That's a good answer.
Wrap it up.
Like, I really respect that answer.
Should I tell them to wrap it up?
Did you fight with your significant other about that?
Oh, no.
No.
Hold on, I'm getting a... I think this is another call.
Hello?
Okay, let's end it on a high note. Let's wrap this up.
What's that's that?
I've been told to wrap it up on a high note.
Can we do one last question.
Yeah.
Okay, this is one we had to ask on the other one.
We had to ask the other one, but what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
Um, I don't think I've done it in a weird place.
No, just indoors, man.
He just doesn't want to answer.
I've done sex in a public park.
That was, um, I guess that's a high note to add.
Yeah.
That was, well, on that note.
Yeah, yeah, okay, that was the high note.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Maybe we should define a high note.
No hug.
No hug.
Oh, no hug.
Really?
Okay, let's get right into the interview.
Right into an interview.
Yeah.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
Yeah.
We ain't arguing it.
Okay.
So, we just finished to Shear's date.
We were going to mix signals for me.
I know.
I know.
tell if you were having a great time?
Okay.
Are you wanting to run out there?
Well, the hair flip was because it was in my face.
Don't worry, don't worry.
That's why we got so confused.
Keep getting my face.
I thought we were going to have issues with the signs, to be honest.
Yeah.
Once you did the hair flip, we all lost hope.
We're like, oh, no, it's over.
No, it was good.
It was good.
Don't worry, it was good.
I was fine.
It was just in my face.
Okay.
So what were some highlights and some low lights?
Um, some of the questions were pretty good highlights.
I think the low light was that ending question.
That was really awkward.
Which one was that?
Um, weirdest place you've had sex with.
You were so strong for a loop of bathroom.
I was like, oh wow, that was really...
That was a weird place to go after we told them to wrap it up.
Yeah.
Okay, so if this was in the real world not being filmed in my weird room,
what would you think leaving the date and would you want a second date?
Um, I would think it would good and I would definitely do a second one, for sure.
Okay, now listen, if this doesn't work for either of you or one of you or whatever,
we love you guys so much. We will find you men. We are all on your size. We are obsessed with you.
Okay, well, I guess let's get into conspiracy.
You're going to have them all sit together? I don't know. I don't know what did you.
Hey, welcome back. Okay, before we get to conspiracies, we just need to talk about what's happening right now.
look it looks like sister wives um how is this to be sitting the three of you this is weird
I love it I mean it's fine yeah I'm pretty comfortable honestly the people that had the
most time to connect today is the two women that is true are you guys like have you
swap numbers yet I geez like are but we are we went to the same school
we went now because I graduated but yeah see we're all about making connections here
from the podcast.
How would you say your experience today was overall?
It was fun.
I'll say that.
It was really good.
It was fun.
Yeah.
Eye-opening.
I've seen a couple like tapings for shows,
but it was obviously in bigger rooms.
So, and all this is.
Strap!
Wow.
Whoa.
Okay.
We love Desiree.
Right now.
Shamed.
I mean, I've never been like, you know,
in the forefront.
Yeah, yeah.
That's new.
I see, I see.
Yeah.
It's a fun experience.
Okay, good. Well, we all loved all of you guys.
Okay, let's get to some conspiracy.
We're just going to pretend none of this is happening.
I just can't stop staring at them.
I know.
You guys look good as a thruple.
I'm just throwing it out there.
Two people to argue with.
You've been hyping it up all day.
What do you like to fight about?
We have to find something to argue about.
The dress!
Oh, no.
I'm not.
I will not.
I'll leave before I argue about the dress.
What do you see?
The dress.
What do you see?
Do you see black and blue or do you see white and gold?
Don't hate me, but I see white and gold.
Me too.
So do we.
So do we.
I don't want to argue.
I see black and blue to Shira.
I also see white and gold.
Okay, thank you.
You know, I saw black and blue, but then I met you.
Oh, my.
That's how it happens.
Okay, let's start with this.
I'm going to show you this video of Charlie DeMilleo.
Do you girls know who Charlie Demilio is?
Yeah.
We're familiar.
We love her don't can drink.
Okay, here is a fun video of Charlie.
Charlie.
Okay, so that's just, you know, Charlie hanging out, you know,
being her, viving.
It's not her.
Did you?
Yeah.
What are you talking?
Is it AI?
Is it AI?
It's too perfect.
Really?
That's too perfect to be Miss Dimmilia.
All right.
Well, let's get another, let's get some Mr. Beast.
You're into gaming.
Let's go.
Something cool to talk about.
Well, now I see a theme with these videos.
Let's write another one.
Let's see Parasilted.
Suspicious
Okay
Suspicious
It is a little suspicious
I don't know
Let's see what Kylie Jenner has to say
I don't like it
That's Kendall
Oh
I'm Billy
That is Kendall
Okay she looks very angry
Well she's not talking
She's a fashionista
Okay
So if you're wondering
What this is
Which you're probably not
Because it's getting a little more obvious
This is all AI
For some reason
And I have to look at it at this.
For some reason, celebrities are giving away their likeness to this new Facebook AI
where they're creating characters.
It literally makes no sense.
Like, for example, Charlie, her name is Coco, and she's a self-taught dancer.
Message me about anything, dance.
So it's Charlie's face?
So she has an Instagram for Coco.
There's a bunch of videos where she's like, hey, it's me, Coco, I'm doing a makeup routine.
What the fuck does that?
I don't even know how much did they pay them?
That's what I wonder.
Because sign me up.
Guys, I'm running a bogo deal.
Buy one, get one.
Whatever you want to do.
You can get Sandy free.
Yeah, you can get Sandy free.
Not soliciting my wife.
Okay.
Now, here's a weird thing, though.
Like, okay, it's not just like Paris Hilton AI.
Paris Hilton's name is Amber.
She's a detective.
She's on the case.
Message her about anything mystery related.
What the fuck?
I just want to know who's subscribing to this.
I know who's into this.
Honestly, I'm about to.
Really?
Oh, so there's behind the scenes.
What is this?
Okay, this is a behind-the-scenes video of...
Or no, this is a video of Coco.
I don't know.
Let's just watch it.
What the fuck is it?
Hello, everyone.
It is Coco here.
One of the most important things about being a dancer is keeping your body healthy.
What the fuck is going on?
This is AI?
Yes.
The AI is so good.
That's Coco.
This is one of the most fundamental parts of everything.
So you could make her do anything, like any crazy dance?
But how would you know if it's AI or the real person?
Now everything bad that comes out, they're going to be like, that was Coco.
That was Coco.
That was Coco!
Wait, that's actually, that's why they're doing it.
I'm going to do it.
It's signed away my AI like Neatis,
and anything to something happens,
it's like that was show show.
Because this is so real.
It is impressive how realistic this is.
I like don't believe that this one is AI.
I'm just curious to what extent is the AI exist in here.
Is it just a body and then they're imposing her face like a Paul Walker
in the Fast and Furious situation,
or is this all fake?
I think it's all fake.
I think they like did a 3D scan.
And they say we're not in a simulation?
I'm just saying.
As girls in their 20s, how do you guys feel?
Because I feel like you might be the target demographic for this.
Would you follow Coco and message her about dance?
Personally, no.
Do you guys understand?
Do you see a reason for this?
There's a lot of weirdos.
It's really crazy.
There's a lot of weirdos.
I mean, it looks real.
Like, that looks real.
Right?
And her first one did.
Right. It's like too real.
I also think the weird part of it, it's, because it's, it's done by meta, like, the Facebook company.
And I think it's just like a way for them to train their AI to make it smarter.
Because it's like you just chat, you're like, you're just like chatting with Coco.
And it's just like, it's just like on like Facebook Messenger.
Oh, you actually, there is a video here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is somebody chatting with Mr. Beast.
I don't remember what his name is.
Zach.
Zach.
Zach.
He looks like a Zach.
Here's them chatting with Zach.
God, what the fuck is happening in this world?
A few things you can do.
Chat with me about.
So it's just...
It's just text?
It's just text.
So then what's the point of making Coco dance?
I don't understand what's happening.
That seems sad.
It does.
It seems like a weird, like...
Like, you can't talk to any of your friends, so talk to a fake person.
So are they getting information from these messages, and then they apply that to what, like, to make Coco do whatever the messages are talking about?
I don't know.
Like getting information, maybe?
Yeah, what is Coco trying to...
So weird
I'm only referring to Charlie DeNillo's
Cocoon for the rest of my life
Can you imagine in real life people are like
Coco?
Coco!
Wow, yes.
Oh, so dark.
I'm like so confused right now.
I know.
I just don't like where any of this is going.
It all bothers me.
But I'm still running a deal
if someone wants to you.
No big deal.
I'll fake chat with people.
Okay, well moving on to something
just as unsettling and scary,
I'm going to show you guys a few pictures.
of some of our favorite serial mascots
from when we were a kid.
So here's the Lucky Charmsman.
He's so fun.
Here's the Tucan from Fruit Loops.
Tukes Sam.
Love him, Tucan, Sam.
Here's Tony the Tiger.
They're great.
They go queen.
Great.
Okay, so is there anything about them
that you notice?
They're AI?
Do they only have a certain amount of fingers?
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
Wait.
I'm looking on.
Wait.
Okay, no, that was close, though.
Oh, my God, they all have veneers.
No.
They all have blue?
I don't know.
They all have blue?
They all look like they just hit a snooter or something.
What's a snooter?
They're all right.
I don't know.
That's okay.
That was a Coco reference.
Can our legal analyst explain what snooter is?
They don't have the answer to that one.
They look psyched.
So, it's not just these mascots.
every single serial mascot is looking down.
Are we figuring it out?
No.
If you go to the store and you walk down the aisle,
every single mascot is looking down.
They are looking at the kids.
Walking by the grocery store and making eye contact with them.
And to make it even worse...
With their big, googly eyes.
To make it even worse, the adult characters,
like for adult, you know, cereal, like Frost and Mini Leeds,
they're looking at the parents.
No way.
They're looking you right in the ice.
Oh, and that Quaker got me.
Isn't that crazy?
That's, like, sick.
I still don't fuck with Frosty Mini Wheats, though.
That shit is flat.
I love Frosted Mini-Weeds, I love it, too.
Yeah, I go through phases.
I don't care if he's smiling or what at me.
I didn't do it.
Well, there you guys go.
Yeah, very, very creepy.
And I haven't fully looked into it.
That's a good one.
I feel like it is good.
But I feel like I haven't looked through the whole grocery store for this,
but I feel like it's probably with every kid treat,
kid snack.
If we take our kids to the grocery store, blindfolds.
Yeah, you guys look really normal.
It's like the bird box challenge.
So now I want to play a little video for you guys and see what you think of it.
No problem for me.
I fucking hate watching people young.
I know me too.
I think I find people.
kind of new ick.
Ew!
I hated that.
Okay.
Are these people fake yawning, though, for like licensing?
Can I say it kind of feels like it?
Is this just AI again?
Has anybody else?
They're not real.
They didn't catch people in real moments.
They're all behind a fucking green screen.
It's all AI.
It's all AI.
Okay.
So did anybody see, that didn't work for me.
And I yawned everybody yon.
Well, it's because they were fake yawns.
Because they're AI.
No, they're not AI.
See, this was supposed to be a psychopath test because supposedly that was a real life.
Please.
Criminal analyst, was that a real yawn?
It was real.
She's trying to get hired.
Okay, I'm not going to argue.
But I will say I was yawning before this.
Before we started, I was yawning quite consistently and this did nothing to me.
It made me realize I need to go to the dentist.
They got really good teeth, but nothing about a yawn.
Wow, yeah.
So supposedly, if you don't catch a yawn from somebody in real life,
that means you're a psychopath because yawning and catching a yawn is a form of empathy.
So if anybody in this room didn't yawn, they're psychopaths, which I didn't yawn.
They say we actually started yawning together because when we were in, like, tribes,
the leader would start yawning, and that would signal everybody to get tired because it was time to go to sleep.
Yeah, really?
I just made that up.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Did I?
That's true
God, you're too good
Yeah
Oh fake is fun
Or analyst was that real or fake
That was real or fake?
Okay, she's discredited
because she was a liar
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
Well that would have been really fun
If that works
Okay
Before we get to a very fun
interactive theory
I just want to say something
that I realized recently
Which is pretty crazy
This isn't really a theory
It's just nuts
Have you noticed anything
Specifically?
This is so stupid
It's not studio
I can't wait
Okay
So you know
Like a chicken sandwich
That is breaded
You know
At a restaurant
A fast food place
What would you call that
A big chicken
Do you want me to say
Or am I gonna ruin a sandwich
Right?
What?
Just a chicken sandwich
No
Like you know
Like one that
You know
They fred it
And they put it in the oil
A fried chicken
Yeah
What would it be called
Like on the menu
Fried chicken sandwich?
Yeah
A fried chicken sandwich
You would think
but now all the fast food places
in the last like five years have switched it
to where it's no longer called
a fried chicken sandwich because the word fried is bad
they've changed it to crispy
because it sounds better
so every time you go to a fast food place
now you'll see their crispy chicken sandwich
and because they put a bunch of vegetables on it
you're like it's healthy and just like she said
just like Desrey said oh it's just a chicken sandwich
well that's what you think because it used to be
grilled chicken but now they've gotten rid of that
anyways
I just thought that was interesting
No, it's crazy.
And this is another side note.
And this is the only I want to get really deep in later in a different video.
But have you guys heard of artificial flavors and like, you know, when you look at a food and it says like natural and artificial flavors?
It's like, okay, you would think of like vanilla ice cream.
Okay, maybe they put some vanilla in there for some flavor.
No, what they actually mean is when you go to like, when you go to a fast food place and you get a burger, because the meat has been so processed.
Yep, am I going to get sued?
I don't know.
This is just real, though.
This is real, though, right?
Don't sue me.
No, we're talking hypotheticals.
And it's delicious.
Well, don't promote it.
I mean, you can walk a line.
The food is so processed that by the time it, like, gets to its almost final form, it's flavorless.
So a burger tastes like texture.
It literally just tastes like mushy, right?
So then they literally go into a lab and they create a flavor of burger and of like grill and smoke and whatever.
And then they go, there's movies about it.
They go in there and they're like, ooh, this, this tastes and smells like it's fresh off the grill.
Wow.
Tastes like it's right off the grill.
You don't think it needs like liquid smokes?
No, no, no, no.
I think it's perfect.
And they spray it on this mush and that's the burger.
So when you taste a burger, you're just tasting that.
Burger flavor.
And it's not just burgers.
It's fucking everything.
It's just burger terps, dude?
They're not even real flavor?
No.
But it's not just burgers.
Get a bag of chips, right?
Get a...
Don't fuck chips up, boy!
I got crickets right now that are
Saturday of Pima and onion.
Are you telling me that's not real?
Those could be real.
Those could be real.
Okay, so you get a bag of chips
or you get anything from the cabinet, basically.
And it's been processed so much
because it has to sit on the shelf
for fucking 10 years that it has no flavor.
So they have to figure out, like for, you know,
I don't want to get sued.
Everyone's watching this podcast eating chip or fast food.
It's not just chips, though.
It's everything in your fridge.
It's everything.
in a can. It's everything in a box. Not to get preachy, but literally it's every food on a shelf because it has to be processed. So they add. So for example, if you're eating like a, I don't know, a strawberry jam bar or something, it's mush. It tastes like nothing. And then they add fake strawberry flavor to make it taste like something. It's crazy. I didn't know it tasted like nothing. I knew they were adding like a lot of fake flavor, chemically made flavor. So if you taste a cereal that's been like sitting on the shelf for 10 years, there's a channel that tastes cereal from 10 years ago that I watch. Cereal time.
And he tastes cereal.
It has no flavor.
Ew.
Because all the fake flavor disappears over time.
So you get to taste what it really tastes like.
So this leads me to my next little side theory.
So when you go to a grocery store, have you ever noticed that it's always the fruits and
vegetable and produce right when you walk in?
It's to trick your brain into thinking, oh, everything at this store is fresh.
Oh, everything at this store is healthy.
I'm getting a real experience.
When in reality, think about it, 90% of the grocery store is the aisles.
And everything on those aisles is mush and fake.
And processed.
What the fuck are we eating?
It's good, though.
But not at whole foods.
At whole foods, too.
I think they even did that with, like, the coloring of it, too.
I think they add different coloring to make it more vibrant also.
Now, legal analyst.
Say you're on the stand right now.
And you're with, you know, one of the big guys, one of the Jack and the, who know, I don't want to get sued.
A clown of some sort.
Yeah.
What's your?
How are you going to debate this?
I can't debate that.
But then it also explains like some companies, but like added preservatives.
It says preservatives.
It's not telling you what it is.
Right.
They're just putting it there.
I don't know how I would debate that though.
I didn't know that until you told me.
Is that crazy?
I'm fairly in Germany that's like it's just like so many of the things that are in your
guys food in America are illegal in our country and why does your government want to kill
you?
Right.
Well, in Mexico, there's literally warnings on everything.
Have you heard about this?
No.
You go to Mexico.
Have you heard of happening?
Yeah.
You're Mexican.
Well, I feel like she's been to Mexico more than us.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So when you go to the store there, there's literally warning labels, and it's like excessive sugar, excessive salt, excessive this, excessive that.
Yeah.
It reminds me of, like, cigarettes in Australia or other countries on cigarette packs.
It shows a pair of lungs that are, like, old and cancerous because they want to show people what it could do to you.
But here in the States, they just give you a deal.
Sell them to you.
Yeah.
No warning.
Oh, my God.
This is perfect, actually.
for Tashira because I saw you spraying yourself with some smell.
I call them smell goods.
That's weird, but that's what I call them.
I saw you spraying yourself with some smell goods.
So I think you might have some thoughts on this.
So have you guys heard what Bath and Body Works is doing?
I love them.
I don't know if I want to know.
It's not a bad thing.
Hopefully.
You're not going out of business.
Are they?
Oh, dear God.
Okay.
So there are perfumes and colognes that are very expensive.
Like Tom Ford lost cherry.
That perfume is 393.
Is that a lot for perfume?
That sounds like a lot.
That sounds like a lot.
Okay.
Depends on the side.
Chris is bougie.
I love Cologne, I love.
Sontel 33, have anybody heard of that?
Yeah.
Sontel 33, $230.
Even the cheap ones, like this one from Glossier, Glossier, it's called you.
$72 for a very small bottle.
That's why you sit bird.
I used to buy.
I cologne at the 99 cent store and it was just knockoff shit in an aerosol bottle and no one knew the difference.
You're ahead of me.
So here's what Bath and Body Works has done.
I have some props.
So they have literally created dupes that people are saying on the internet are identical,
which started getting me thinking, what if they use the same warehouse?
What if this is literally because these actual perfumes kind of aren't selling as well anymore because they're so expensive?
So the warehouse is like, I don't know, put them all in a Bath and Body Works candle.
Let's get rid of them.
It's like the Trader Joe's thing with the knockoff brand.
Yes, that's what I'm thinking.
Oh my God.
Don't sue me, right?
Trader Joe's is the best.
Legal analyst.
I love that out.
Don't shade them.
I'm sorry.
I love Traders.
Tom Ford Losh.
Oh my gosh, she's splurged.
The tiniest bottle I could find.
Just scratch it, don't open it.
It's not even a real bottle.
It's like one of those.
Yeah.
But it's nice.
Oh, travel.
I think this was like, I think it was like $100.
It's really cute.
The packaging is nice.
This one, this was like $100.
But the real one is what, like $300?
This is called, oh, Cherry.
cherry from back the body works
and guess how much this was?
$8.99. $2.50.
$5.000.
$5.000.
Look at this.
There's the way they didn't even make that packaging
for $5.
Wow.
And it smells the same.
We don't know yet.
Please God, don't tell me you're spraying
all these multiple times.
Okay, so.
Take a sniff.
Then we have this Sontel 33,
very tiny bottle, but it's like $70
for this tiny little bottle.
Did you?
And this smells just like
lost in Santel.
Oh my God, they literally stole the world.
Legal analysts. That seems like it lost it to me.
Even the color stories are similar.
They're not hiding this.
Like, I think they literally promoted it as like,
we stole this.
Crazy.
Okay, this is Tom Ford Solle Blanc.
This small bottle was, I think,
like 100 bucks.
Gorgeous.
And this is about the body works.
Getaway, Suarez.
Look how much.
You're never going to run out of that size either.
How could you?
That's for life.
All right.
So I think first, let's smell the ex,
Yeah, let's smell the expensive, and then the cheap,
and then I'll pass these to you guys in a second.
Do they smell similar?
Really?
Like, but be honest.
You don't have to lie.
No, they smell similar.
Really?
Yeah.
But, you know, some companies do that.
It's some is cheaper, some expensive.
That's what I'm thinking.
They're just making you pay for the packaging.
That's what I'm saying.
They do smell similar.
But, like, similar to a point where they might be actually the same.
Well, taste it.
Chris is our harshest analyst.
These are not the same.
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Oh.
Is this sweeter?
Way sweeter.
This is like more like bitter.
Can you pass it over?
I think your nose is clogged.
Yeah.
They do not smell the situation.
This is sweet.
Right?
Well,
like you can drain,
but it's a little sweeter.
It's close though.
Very.
The cherry ones to me,
and I don't know if this is a,
I love Tom Ford,
don't come from me.
But yeah,
I feel like the Bath and Body Works smells better.
They smell rich.
You can tell somebody
this is designer perfume,
and they believe you.
Wow,
it smells horrible in here.
I think it got on my blanket too
Yeah, that was a lot
Okay, to end the theories, Spencer
You have one that you told me
And my head explode
And then we were in the car the other day
With everybody filming something
And I was like, where were you going with Spencer?
And Chris brought, we saw an Amazon Go store
And Chris was just like, I wonder how they do that
And we were all kind of talking about it
And I was thinking, oh, their heads are going to explode
So Spencer, break down
Yeah, so this is great.
Chris was like, it's amazing how they do this technology
because the technology at the Amazon Fresh grocery store or the go,
if you like scan your palm or whatever they make you do,
you're supposed to be able to just walk out of the story.
Your palm?
Yeah, it's pretty intense.
And then supposedly if you just put stuff in your bag and walk out,
they know what you bought, and it's like they can just charge you the right amount.
And Chris was saying every time they get the right thing, no matter what,
he was like, it's great.
So then this new story came out the other day that it said 700 of the 1,000 times they use this,
it doesn't work.
And so now what's been happening is people in India are getting paid to watch the security
footage.
No way.
And they just like track people and just see what they put in their car.
So each person that walks in, there's an assigned person watching your whole trip in the store?
I think so.
I think they review the footage because they charge you later.
Every nose pick.
Everyone thought this technology was like groundbreaking.
But it's just like people watching you do stuff.
Which is like, I don't know if you've ever seen those little delivery robots.
driving around. Those also started out. They were like self-driving. Now there are people who just
get paid to drive them around. It's like all this like robot technology. That's a cool job.
Not where it is. The future. I'd be down to take a shift driving one of those robots.
So are they not going to say anything? I feel like Amazon. Oh literally. Yeah. The news came out
and then Amazon was like, we're phasing out this portion of our grocery store. So like once they got
found out, they were like, no, no, like stop. We're going to like stop. It doesn't seem worth it
financially to hire that many people to watch.
cameras. It's like, go to the checkout line like
the rest of America. What is stupid?
Or don't come from me, Amazon.
What a stupid thing to do?
Is that how they do at hotels too?
I like the mini bar?
The mini bar has people are watching
in your hotel room. People in India
watching you in your hotel room. Yeah, they're like,
you took Eminem.
But I think they do that by weight.
That's one thing Shane will splurge on.
Is a mini fridge? No,
it's scary to go in a hotel room with Shane
because something he will splurge on
is the mini fridge. And so like, if I've put
card down for the hotel room. I'm like, because he's
grabbing everything. And he opens
it all and he takes a buy and he's like, oh, yeah.
That's the fun. What's the point
of going to a hotel room?
No, he doesn't, he's very, like, you don't
spend on it much, but that's
something you spend on.
Wow, well, good theory. That's actually reality.
Speaking of things that are
more expensive than they should be,
let's get into a recap.
Wow, well, good theory. That's actually
reality.
Speaking of things
that are more
expensive than they
should be,
let's get into a recap.
Light camera action,
Ryland's recap is about
to happen.
Ryland's recap.
On the most awkward episode
of the Shane Dawson podcast,
Spencer's dating show.
Okay,
where do we start?
Oh, guys that are into cars, red flag.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Major red flag for straight women.
Cars.
Okay.
And lizards, and lizards.
And lizards.
Which she didn't bring up.
You didn't bring up the lizards in the room.
Did you get nervous?
I was kind of disappointed.
We were talking about other things.
He was giving lizard energy and you were like, how do you might have one?
God, what did we talk about?
Well, it was all dating.
I'm trying to think.
There was.
Shira loves to fight.
She's never lost an argument.
Tashira came out the gates hot,
revealing her true self,
saying she loves to argue.
Are you just super honest?
Or you want to let somebody know
who you are up front?
That way you have it all out.
I want to let people know.
I think that's my red flag.
Arguing is my red flag.
What do you mean?
That's your red flag.
That's my red flag.
I argue too much.
I hate someone to argue.
But you weren't shy about it.
You were like,
I'm going to hide this about myself.
Because I feel like it's the point
to let people know before I scare them.
I love that.
I think Desiree let us know that it's okay to cry at the movie.
Right?
You want me to headline that?
Oh, she spent nine hours watching Oppenheimer.
Yeah.
A lot straight.
Desiree has devoted nine hours of her life to watching Oppenheimer in a theater.
No regrets.
No regrets.
Can anyone top her?
Let us know.
Did you like the Barbie movie?
It was fine.
Whoa.
Hot cake.
Because she's a woman
I'm Ken
Spencer God
Do you want to throw one out there
Would you experience
It's really weird
Having a date with two guys
Standing there
I don't recommend it
Right gives you a newfound
Appreciation for porno stars
That's my big takeaway today
I have a newfound appreciation for porno stars
Shout out to pornostars, dude.
Oh, Farmer meets a...
What was it?
Farmer meets a wife.
Oh.
Shout out to the girl that we can't say her name, but...
Somebody beat us to our own gig.
Farmer meets a wife.
Stole one of Spencer's candidates.
Celebrity.
Oh, my God.
Facebook is while and out,
creating fake identities for celebrities we love and hate.
Coco.
No, I like Coco.
I'm just saying.
I don't hate any of them.
I don't hate any of them.
Serial.
Oh, yes, cereal.
In a shocking revelation, cereal boxes are staring at your kids in the face at grocery stores.
And so were people in India.
When you're shopping at Amazon Co.
Oh, something smells fishy.
Fragrance companies everywhere are scamming us.
Your $340 Tom Ford Cologne is trash.
And you can find it at Bath and Body Works for $5.99 in a life-sized container you can spray over your shits.
I can appreciate the passion you just showed with that.
I like it.
We had legal counsel.
We did.
On today's show.
Thank God for the legal counsel.
Thank God for today's legal counsel.
We'd be sued without her.
True.
We will be reaching out to Tashira multiple times over the next rest of my life.
If Spencer doesn't date her, she's our new legal analyst.
She's on retainer.
Crispy.
What's crispy?
Me?
Chicken.
Oh.
Crispy.
Fast food chains everywhere are scamming us.
No longer can you find a fried chicken sandwich, but you can enjoy a healthy crispy sandwich anywhere.
Is KFC going to change its name?
They did.
It used to be, well, don't assume me, but it used to be Kentucky fried chicken, but now the signs are slowly changing to just KFC.
Oh.
What does the FNKKKK?
Kentucky's Fun Christmas.
It could be Kentucky Krispy Chicken.
K. Oh, no, that's not it.
They're fucked.
Is that it?
No, there's stuff.
Will there be a date too?
We'll never know until Spencer tells us.
I guess that's the thing.
There's no winners.
There's no losers.
Not in the game of love.
Well.
But we are going to follow up, correct?
We will follow up in future episodes and we will know.
And so it's all up to, are you guys going to exchange numbers?
and just see if something happens.
It's like the end of inception.
Like there's no clear anything.
Right.
Was it a dream?
Also, just a side note in the future,
if you are like stalking
and you find their Instagrams
and you go down that rabbit hole,
please for the rest of their lives
do not leave comments saying,
what happened with Spencer?
Or like, Dave Spencer,
because that's so annoying.
So please don't do that.
And if they end up together,
I'm pretty sure you'll know about it.
That is true.
So, well,
wrap it up.
I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode
of the Shane Dawson podcast, make sure you're following all of us on social media.
If these two lovely women want to be found, then Shane will also link them in the description below.
Jared and Sandy have a vlogging channel.
Chris is uploading more frequently, and we're all here on YouTube.
Thank you guys so much.
Shock your Shane Dawson merch at shandustonmerch.com, and we hope you enjoyed the show.
We'll see you in two weeks.
Goodbye.
Wow.
Well, there I guys go.
Hopefully you enjoyed.
Honestly, I'm going to say.
this. I said this earlier during the break.
This is my favorite episode we've ever done.
It's definitely something. It's so fun.
You guys were so game and so fun
and had such real moments and it was
just such a great moment. So thank you guys for all
the enjoyment. And yeah,
we'll see you guys next time
for season two.
Just kidding. Just kidding. Manifesting
a breakup for Christ. No.
See you guys next time. Bye.
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