The Shane Dawson Podcast - 💖Pop Culture Mandela Effects and Movie Conspiracy Theories🍿

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

In this episode Shane and the guys show how REAL they can get and how FAKE they can dress. With the introduction of Shane’s new segment BOSS TIPS and one of the most scandalous RYLANDS RECAPS yet, this episode will leave you sweating in your fake Gucci jumpsuits. Throw in some more MANDELA EFFECTS and a very big personal story from Chris, and you have yourself a very REAL time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris, you look like you sell What is it, like salt something? Dead Sea salt lotion at the mall. Oh, come here, Troy, Troy, it's five bucks. What are you going to love it? That is good. Come on, let me get your email address. Let's have an email we ever do.

We like deals? I feel like Jared has never looked cooler. You'll see me again. Don't worry. Like, well, no. What? Damn, I don't want to explain it too hard. But he said he's never seen me.

cooler and I said don't worry you'll see me again you know you all look so good I don't even know where I don't even know how to start this are you complimenting yourself or us no I don't feel very good right now why you look great he did have a little breakdown pre-show I didn't have a breakdown I just oh this is now my fault

oh my gosh it's not your fault I'm just saying like when you're taking a picture sure of somebody who's self-conscious, it's not good to go, oh, no, Shane was like, Shane was like, make sure you keep pushing the button, but he wanted it specifically in portrait mode. And I was like, well, it's not yellow, which means you're too close or you're too far away. And I was like, let me get situated before I can fire a million shots. Admit that it wasn't me.

It was the circumstances. It was hot outside. You're wearing something you don't love. You're yelling at me while also dressed like a real housewife in Al-Gucci is like too much for me to handle right now. Uh, hey, welcome to, uh, whatever the hell this is, boogey edition. I thought, you know, listen, I'm running out of themes for the episode. And then I thought, oh, we should do a boogie edition.

But I'm too cheap. So I got knock off everything. So everything you guys are wearing is fake. Which, honestly, it's pretty iconic. I, Jared, I have to say. I know you've worn some great things on the podcast, but this is hands down the best. Oh my God, wait, we can't be talking about our clothes without playing. Oh, come on.

That's a song. Hold on. Fashion update. What's he wearing? What's the outfit for the day? What's got Jared looking sexy? Why does Chris dress oh, so gay? What's a shirt is shing by now?

That's why his money's gone away. Fashion update. What's he wearing? What's the outfit for the day? Fashion update. Fashion update. Driving looks great. Stop.

Thank you, Jared, for including me in a song I wasn't a part of. So that was part of it. We had it edited. Another big deal. Okay, so actually, let's start with Chris because Chris's is custom. So it might not be real designer, but it is real Etsy lady. It's called bootleg. Bootleg.

Yeah, this is all bootleg stuff. Yes, very bootleg. But that's custom bootleg. Oh, yes. Very luxurious. So you created the text that didn't exist? No, so I got a supreme knockoff shirt that says bears only on it. He's the only one in existence.

This is the best shirt ever. I can't, I can keep this, right? Of course. Because I need it. That's not going to make your boyfriend jealous when you're walking around town with him and it says bears only? I mean, I just have to wear it. It feels like it's welcoming in more. No, I don't mean like, well, now I'm second guessing it.

I really liked it. Unless I think anyone who doesn't know what a bear is, it's going to be like, I was kind of weird. You know, like, there's a large portion of the population. that has no idea what a bear. Yeah, no, Chris is the only bear awareness. There is, really. I mean, I've never seen somebody. Fair awareness.

Well, you look beautiful, Chris. Thank you. And I remember to give your llama, hit your alpaca, his own outfit. So, well, maybe she's a she. I'm not sure. It doesn't matter. She's fluid.

We got her a fake Fendi outfit. Jump soon. Oh, my God, you know, I just realized? That's a real Louis Vuitton bag. Is it? So she's the only person in the room that has anything real. Dang.

Can I say the thing that was making me giggle earlier? Oh, God, what? So I think I know how to explain how we look in like a movie about drug dealers, you know? Okay. Okay, so let me start with Chris. Chris is like the street level pusher. You know what I'm saying? He's down on the block.

He got his first necklace. He got the shirt. He don't got the full suit yet. But he's out on the streets doing his thing, you know? Yeah, yeah. Then you got me, I'm a little more cocky. You know, I got, you know, I got the googe, you know, it's like, I got lions and roses because I'm dangerous, but I'm beautiful. He's released an EP.

You know, it's very me. I know myself at this point, or I think I know myself. Then you got Rylund. Rylent is like, he's at the clubs, you know what I'm saying? He's like hanging out with all the fucking, he's being social. I'm at the day club with my child at home. There you go. You're selling like 20 here, 20 there, whatever the case, maybe.

And then you're like the big boss. because the big boss because this is the thing you think about you know he got the little chain it's probably fake you know what I mean but in real life

he's like okay I got it at least to the other guys look like I got some jewelry right so maybe it's half real I don't know but mine's real he looks up to me

oh yeah because I got the big chain and then Rylan you know he just got his dog he's like that's kind of the flex it's cool dog yeah and then you're like I don't need a flex

you know I wear a cool fucking jacket you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's the most gangster shit to Netflix. Low key, low key. Wow. Well, thank you. Now I feel a little bit better about myself.

I appreciate that. I'm just saying. It's like, you know. Because I did have like a mini meltdown 10 minutes ago. But it started. Very boss moved to have a meltdown. Like honestly, boss is that's why, you know,

but you had someone with you. Yes. To cool the boss off. To cool me off. I went upstairs. I used a blow dryer on cool setting. And oohie, I got it rid of it. Yeah, boss tip.

I never heard of that. Really? Oh, my God. Personal AC. Wait a minute. Boss tip. Whoa. Okay.

I'm not going to steal cheap tricks. But I wouldn't take boss tips. No, no, no. But you can evolve cheap tricks. You can level it up. Boss tips. Boss tips. Um, yes, if you are a sweater like me and you need to like de-sweat as fast as you can, use the blow dryer, but there's a button on it that is a cool setting.

And you can use that and just bo, bo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, and it's like a little mini air conditioner. And you will be instantly dry. Does every blow dryer? have that? Or those only the boogey ones? Sometimes they're hidden. Sometimes they're under the trigger and you're like, what is this pointless by? And how cool? What degree of temperature would you say you're reaching? Freezing.

That's especially for head sweaters like myself. I'm a real bad head sweater. Genius with a blowjurer. You got to try it. Yeah, yeah. Love it. Oh, and really quick before we really get into everything, I just want to remind you guys that we have new merch that we love and we're, oh. Oh, I see. Oh my God, you're bringing it. Wow, it looks so good Yeah

Join the club Not designer, but What I'm just saying? What the hell is that? Well no, killer merch as well Yeah, new merch, we got Conspiracy Club, shirts and hoodies, we have the Hope you enjoy whenever the hell this is

A Sweather and Hat and yeah, hopefully you guys like it and check it out Shane Dawsonmerch.com Yeah, so my meltdown was because we were all outside doing a photo shoot which was so fun because the picture I got of you like whoa I was honestly like not just saying this I looked at those and I was like whoa the incest you're just literally like driving me crazy I was looking at you and I was like

wow I can't be proud of my brother because he looks good in a picture that's me well I mean coupled with last week's episode it's whatever I was proud of you I was like you look like a star baby thank you as the boss I was like you know what you're promoted mom uh Chris's photo shoot went amazing the bears only by the way this is what remember in the episode where you were like I don't know if god is real did you have a moment when I took a picture of you in your bears only shirt and I didn't even realize until after that there was two bears behind you in the picture that's when you're like god is real he did that who else could have done that I didn't do that you didn't do that what do you mean bears there was a little bear

a flower bear and then a little statue of a bear wow and now you guys can't see it but there's a bear right next to Chris, too, right now. I mean, surrounded by bears. And then Rylan's pictures, very dog bomb. I got very natural, natural paparazzi celebrity. They're just like us shot. Well, I haven't seen them yet, but I'm looking forward to it. Oh, God, here we go. Well, I'm just saying, like, I judge them. Oh, my God, sorry, I just got an actual email from Gucci. Well, wait, what? What did you order us? Oh, never mind. No, it's not. It was another Amazon Gucci product that didn't arrive on time. Anyways, um, I'll call, I'll call. I'll let him know. Don't worry about that, boss.

Thank you. You got you. No. Okay, so this has been a very interesting day. We've had a lot going on. We all kind of went our separate ways. Like, we woke up and we all did our own things. I went to village in.

What is that? One of the greatest breakfast restaurants on Earth. Who'd you go with? My mom, my grandma, my dad. All your friends. All you ever sleep. My only friends. Our only friends.

Wow. Wow, good. Did you have fun? Mm-hmm. Got a Santa Fees skillet. Pancakes on the side. Fantastic. Jared, you went to...

Yeah, whenever I'm in Colorado, I'd like to, you know, go to a different dispensary and dabble in their selections. So I did a little bit of that today. I also just, you know, I like to get out. I like to drive around a little bit, you know, I like to bump drizzie. You know what I'm saying? You know? And then me, I just worked out, and that was about it. didn't really do anything interesting and then chris you got monkey box you're really good about

working out by the way thank you seem to like i don't know i always want to start and you always just do it and it's really motivating but i can't i'm really bad at like i need to work out it's actually just so you know if you want like a good excuse it's healthier to never start working out than it is to work out and then stop and then start and then stop and start and stop yeah because it's just bad for your muscles to keep getting torn and rejuvenating torn and rejuvenating all the time I mean, a nice little power walk is never going to hurt, though. Well, yeah, but a nice... No, you're right, but, like, working out to a certain extent.

I hear you, those heavyweights. I said it's a good excuse. There's still the word excuse in there. Basically, I'm never going to start working out. It's never bad to make... It's never bad to make the effort and to do that. No, your body's great, but you do have monkey pox, I think. Or not.

If you have monkey pox, I hope you're not around me right now. I actually legitimately thought I had monkey pox. Because, okay, what happened was, like, the last couple days, I've been feeling not well. Like, and I think I mentioned my allergies have not been well, and I've been, like, usually when I take my allergy medication, I'm kind of okay, but it's been really bad recently. And I feel like I can't breathe. And I've woken up in the middle of the night, like, actually convinced I can't breathe, like, just not. Sorry, I was sitting on your face. Well, there's a lot of elements.

You have the altitude. You have, we probably don't eat the healthiest when you come to town. Maybe, but I don't know. I've never felt like that before. but something was up something wasn't feeling normal and then i was also feeling itchy and just weird and uh and i had i like basically i woke up and i looked at my hands as i went to begin editing uh or putting together the footage from the last podcast i just saw bumps all over my hand and i was like what the heck is that i look at my other hand there are bumps on my arm

and i was like okay maybe i got bit by a very aggressive mosquito that just went crazy i don't know it was really itchy and then i went to share and i took off my shirt and they were like Bumps, bump, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps. And it looked like a horror movie. And I've never seen that on myself before. And I was like, what is happening? And I definitely started panicking. And then I, like, Googled, what does this mean?

And, like, what different type of the... I know. You should never Google. Googling your symptoms is the worst thing. Don't do it, but I did it. And, uh, and like nothing looked like it except for monkeypox. And then I look at the symptom of monkey pox. And I've had all of them.

Every single one. I've had... Well, it didn't say that. Really? I heard that was number one. Yeah, wait, real quick. Real quick, what are the symptoms? Like, flu, severe headache, exhaustion, chills,

and I've had all those things in the last couple days. I've heard lava butt is literally the one. Like, it feels like you shit and there's a torch in your butt. It didn't show when I Google it, but maybe that's later on. But, and like, you know, itchiness on the spots or whatever, all this stuff. And so I was like, oh my God, I have every symptom. I have monkeypox. And on top of it, monkey pox are spreading more in the gay community.

than any other community they're getting hit harder than anybody but you're not sleeping with somebody other than your boyfriend right no correct but i mean in theory if it's like spreading like crazy even if you were like in a gay club and like skin to skin rubbed on someone it gets were you in a gay club i wasn't i thought about it but i'm just being paranoid is the point and so then i'm like okay i haven't been feeling well and i'm itchy and i have bumps and it's like a horror movie and i just spiraled and i was like i need to go to the doctor i need to make and also i was like if i have monkey pox the worst I would never forgive myself if I gave everybody here monkeypox

so I was like well yeah so I went to the hospital to make sure I did not have monkeypox and they seemed scared the nurse was like didn't want to touch me and she was like where do you not have bumps

so I can put a thing well if you're running in saying I have monkey pox I didn't say that really mention it at all wow I went in and she's like oh why are you here and I haven't been feeling well

and I have these on my hand she's like oh what are those and I was like I don't know and then she was like oh oh and they're on the left side too They're on both sides, and I was like, yeah. And then she was like, oh, did she leave and come back with a hazmat suit?

No, but she wouldn't touch me. Like, she was close and got further. She was very sweet, though. And then she was asking me all these questions. Like, have you been intimate with anyone recently? And I'm like, yes, I'm in a relationship. She's like male or female. I'm like, oh, it's spreading worse in the gay community.

And I was like, oh, no. And I texted, she shamed this. And then she, like, went away. And she, like, everyone else, like, saw the nurse and then had to wait in the waiting room. She's like, let's put you in a room. now and I was like oh no and I went in a waiting room for what felt like forever and then the doctor came in and was like very careful and was like I need to take pictures and she was taking pictures of all my bumps and like I was earlier examine I'm not trying to

make jokes when I feel bad for you I we both make jokes when it's uncomfortable but uh but yeah so that she took pictures and she examined it and all this stuff and she was like okay it's it's not monkey box but but she seemed worried at first in my defense but then she's like no it's uh it i believe goes she asked so many questions and i'd recently gone for a bachelor party to big bear with friends we all went in a jacuzzi and she's like this looks like you went in a jacuzzi and your hair follicles are like infected or so i don't know whatever basically because of the jacuzzi and big bear i now have my hair follicles are you freaking out are you gonna tell the Airbnb lady uh are you're gonna be like hey

i got monkey pox that's right don't trust those standalone hot tub we barely trust our own so wait who is in the hot tub. Yeah. Important question. Yeah. Thanks for how many gay guys were in that hot tub. Why it wasn't monkey pox? Who was it?

Just you? I was the only gay person, Ryland asked. So is monkey pox something to make the world hate gays? Conspiracy. And then the worst part really quick, the doctor touched, I have these three lumps on my body. And she was like, oh, these are cis. You need to get those cut out, removed.

Well, you've had those for months, Chris. You need to get those checked like three months ago when they appeared. I know what she made it scary. Okay, here's, okay, here's what I will say. I knew it was a monkey box because that, I just knew. Like, I, I usually, like, I saw it and I was like, okay, it's probably an allergic reaction. I knew it was a monkey pox. And I got, and I felt bad for you because I know how it feels to think that you have something and then convince yourself you have something.

And now you are, you know, have monkey box. Number two, the lumps that you have that now that woman scared you and said it could be cancer. It's not cancer. I don't believe it's cancer. I think you're going to be fine. And I also. I also think it's kind of an interesting thing that me and you both share, which is we both are slight hypochondriacs, think that we have a lot of things going on or like think we might be dying. We might have cancer.

We might have a heart attack. But then like the things that are probably actually important to take care of, we don't do. Like I have had a huge lump on my leg like for six years. And like it's very legit. And I am like, it's probably something bad. And I just, like, have not done anything about it. He'll make a dentist appointment, but he won't go get this huge lump on his leg checked out. And I'm like, Shane, you've got to go find a doctor.

Same with you, though. It's been months, Chris. Yeah. So you've got to figure this out. But I work every day. I literally don't have to. Yeah, but if you're dead, I'm not, I'm not manifesting that. And I know you're, I'm not saying you have cancer, but I'm saying, like, your body is the priority, you know?

Would you guys mind? Real quick, I just want to give a quick shout out to somebody. Because shout out to my wife. Sandy because I would be exactly like you very like you go to the dentist I probably wouldn't even do that

I don't I would just you know they got they got so many cool options if you want to like go teethless these days you know they got like

they'll grind your teeth down look like a fucking iguana lizard and then they put just like chicklets in your mouth everyone looks so funny and shit but so I go the chicklet around the wood route actually our grandpa was so irritated about having teeth he pulled them all out

himself and got wood indentures seems sane so we're doing way better than that you know what i'm saying but uh yeah sandy she will pretty much may not make me not like an aggressive way but any little thing i'm going to the doctors and i really and there's been a few times where luckily she did that because uh you know she advocated for me and it was something i needed so yeah Yeah, so you should definitely get checked out, though, just because I care. Thank you. Both of you. Well, I'm glad that you got it taking care of and looked at today.

Gross about the hot tub. Sorry about that. And also, I have had that before, the hair follicle thing. I usually used to get it on my chub rubs. I also stopped Googling symptoms when I get sick and stuff because every time I would Google it, it would come up as like some insane like STD, which would then make me question everything. And then it would make me look over at you.

and then I start going through my head being like, did he really go to Trader Jaws? Did he really go to the core yoga? I mean, well, you wouldn't know because you won't get my location for some reason. Yeah, I don't understand that. People have like locations on their phone where you can look at people locations

like in your friends and family. And I'm like, how do you even do that? And why would you want to do that? So that you know where I'm at. Oh, I just gave Chris an idea. I mean, I was just going to say it very much relate to what you just said because when I thought it was monkey pox,

I was like, well, aren't they saying you get that from like intimate contact? I was cheated on again. I'm not going to lie. My brain went there for a second. Oh, no. And I, like, wanted to cry. But it's not that.

Did you confront him? I said something I shouldn't have. What did you say? I called him and I was like, you didn't you know me, did you? And he was like, what? No. You've been planting the seed, though, because I saw it on your Instagram, too. No, like, you've been, I wouldn't say plant.

You're like low-key manifesting it, Chris. Oh, God. You chose the question. Is your boyfriend cheating on you on that anonymous Instagram question? I'm just answering all the questions I don't know if that's like something you should be filtering those questions I do that too though

you manifest your biggest fear I'm not saying you're like overtly manifesting but you're like convert what's the word covertly manifesting it no he's been the most honest honest person I'm not saying he isn't

so then what you need to do is you need to never ever say it again because he's not because he's a good person because that's a thing with me too is I always I used to manifest oh this person's going to turn on me this person's going to turn on me or whatever and then they would turn on me and then I'm like I probably manifested that now I go into friendships or relationships or anything like that and I'm just like wow I feel so grateful to know you and so whatever and then if it turns out bad you know

God did it anyways um yes oh STDs so yes I have I always think it's an STD and then it turns out to just be chub rub in a different place anyways Have you ever had any histories with STDs? I've got a lot of scares in my day. And it's dark when you have to like run to the clinic and you're like, oh my gosh, prank. Run to the clinic. Waiting for the results. It's the worst four days of your life.

Damn, you didn't have a carer? Well, I ran to my car. Oh. Wait, why did you have so many STD scares? I, maybe I don't like that I just asked this. Do you remember when we first started dating? Well, yeah, but that was my fault. Wait, well.

I don't remember. the details. Okay. So we had just started dating and then I got what looked like some sort of rash on my dick. And I googled it and it looked like, you know, mixture of some kind of herpy situation. Aherp cocktail? Yes. Love it. And I was like, oh my God. So then I was taking pictures of it and sending it to people being like, what does this look like? What does this look like? Not pictures of my full dick, but like zoomed into just the rash. Funny thing if you actually just take a picture of your dick and send it to people, hey, what does this look like? Best answer wins. Okay, but it was a zoom in on a rash. These were people in my life who I had talked to about it, and they were like, send me a picture.

Like, anyways, so I, I, I, then I start calling my ex and I'm like, oh my God, whatever. And he's like, oh, my God, nice to talk to you. And I'm like, did you get me herpes? And then I start calling anybody I've ever been with. And you know what that does to everyone you call? Then they're freaking out. then they're running to the clinic and everyone thinks they have herpes and it's disruptive.

You helped a lot of people go good check down. I was encouraging STD testing. Love it. Boss move. Loki sponsored. So then we, I'm convinced now. I'm like, I have an STD. Oh my God.

I've never had one before. This is really bad. I'm freaking out. So then I go to the STD place, which was so scary. I get tested. Turns out it was not an STD. It was just a rash on my dick because I was using it too much. Oh.

Damn, that was a motherfuckin' What, bro? I really was. Dude. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Which, by the way, then I had a flashback of my teens, and I remember I had a similar rash on the underneath of my dick because I was, you know, playing with myself too much. You were just having too much sex? It was like a friction burn.

Wow. Good for you guys. Nice, dude. So then neither of us had STDs. I started trusting you again, even though now I don't, because you just said you used to fucking run to the SDV testing plays multiple times. Yeah, we've talked about my grinder days. This is before you.

That's so crazy. I saved you for monkeypox. Because if you weren't with me, you would 100% have monkeypox. Yeah. I mean, maybe not. Wow, that was very open and vulnerable of you. By the way, get checked out. Do that and be responsible.

Yes. Yes. And as Little Wayne would say, great sex is safe sex so lay up that late text because you don't want that late text saying I think I'm late text shout out to little Wayne

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All right. Hope you enjoy the rest of the episode. Bye. Hello. Oh, Chris. Have you ever had an STD scare? Today? Oh, yeah.

I guess I didn't need to ask that. I'm always scared about it all the time. I'm just paranoid. Like, I'm paranoid if I, like, sit in a public toilet. I'm like, I have all the STD. Why would you sit on a public toilet? Like, clean in, put all the paper and stuff, but you never know. I'm just scared about it all the time.

And, like, all the time? And I have had one STD. That's how I found out I was cheated on. What was it? Cromeda. Should we kill him? Oh, that's a bad one, huh? Can we kill him?

I'm afraid. At the doctor's office, the doctor said you have this so informanty partners. I'm like, I've only been with one person for you. years and and then the doctor went from very cold and clinical to oh i'm so sorry and then i started crying like actually crying and uh yeah that's how i that's how i found out yeah what do you mean yeah that's how i found out i got cheated on uh was yeah i got the doctor said that and um and i remember just asking like a million questions like how can you get the the SDD and he was like oh intercourse i'm like okay but how else and he's like no that's it and i'm like surely there's

some other way and he's like no and I'm like well that doesn't make sense he's like no there's and my name's not surely what are the next steps with chlamydia and the relationship um chlamydia is much easier than the relationship well okay not the relationships are harder pill to swallow you did it I was going to say that's a good one not to make a joke because I don't want to be like you know whatever but like yeah but it's so chlamydia is curable though yeah you just take a pill oh I didn't know if it's something that comes because there's something like he doesn't know what it is. Is it herpes that he...

Acting like you some connoisseur of STDs earlier. Of many scares. Herpes is forever, yes. Reoccurring. Wait, so... Okay, sorry. Okay, keep going. So you found out...

It's the only STD I ever had for the record, and I was... And it wasn't even your fault. That is... That is so criminal. And that's a frustrating thing is, like, I've never been someone who hooks up with people. I've always been in, like,

I've only been in like a couple long-term relationships and like I don't like hookups. I don't like I'm very scared of SDDs. I'm very careful. Like I use condoms like I'm very like I don't know. So it's very upsetting that. Can I ask you like just a couple questions? Sure. Not rapid fire, but like kind of quick ones, right?

So question. Yeah. How long did you feel whatever sensation was causing you to think I should go to the doctor? Like a burning sensation in your penis? Burning. I remember my balls specifically. And did you tell your boyfriend at the time like, oh, I have these symptoms? and they just looked at you?

Like, what would he say if you say that? Because I would think, like, if I was him putting myself in his shoes, I bet, oh, shit, I'm caught. Yeah. You know, my dude's gonna go find out of got Chlamydia. I got it. Or maybe he didn't know, you know? I don't know, but after the fact, after finding out

and after confronting my ex, he was like, I remember I said, oh, I have, like, I have Chlamydia, you cheated. Did you tell him that day? What was the, like, right after the hospital? Right after. Okay, yeah, keep going. Right after the hospital. I went home and told him, like, I have

chlamydia you cheated on me. Did you need time to, like, kind of contain yourself and figure out how you're going to go about it? Or, like, was it right away you walk in the door and you just kind of confronted him? Right away. I'm very impulsive, but I can't hold things like that. I mean, I can't believe you didn't call the motherfucker on the way home.

I'd be screaming from the clinic. I wanted to be face-to-face. Right. To confront him. Smart move. Smart move. Bro tip. That's iconic.

I wanted to like... But I also wanted to see, like, you can tell a lot in someone's eyes when you say something, right? So I wanted to see his. reaction and uh and he gave like an oscar winning performance where he was like wow i don't know how this happened but we're going to get to the bottom i oh oh and i was like what there's oh there was definitely a bottom involved when you i'm like there's literally no other way when you found out the truth or when you got validation how did you not murder him it took months a couple

months, at least, a few months to find out the truth. Can I, okay, just to circle back a little tiny bit in time, did you, you said it was a Grammy or an Oscar worthy performance. Was there any moment where you believed this, this Oscar performance where you were like, oh, okay.

Okay, so you believed it. So my next question is, what was the span of time in between you finding out you got the fucking clap or whatever they call that one? And you break up with this guy. Like, how long did it linger on and all that? And when was like Ryland saying, moment that you thought okay clarity

I got cheered on and I get the fuck out of here you know well it was a very long messy process it was several months and it was uh I mean like the more I thought about it there there was just a zero other option like I had not been intimate with anybody else there's just literally no other possible way

literally gaslit for was there options that you thought were feasible because you were just you know in denial no I couldn't think of another option but I just believed him but there was no other option And that made me, like, doubt myself and feel actually insane. Okay, so you ended up getting out of it, though, right?

I'm sure that was, like, a lot of time, and it felt like tearing the fabric of your life and whatnot, right? Yeah, it was the most painful thing I've probably ever been through. We went to therapy together to try to figure things out because I now had so many trust issues and even, you know, more than I already had. And through therapy, like, he continued to lie to the therapist and saying I had never cheated and all this stuff. and then months later one day I come home and he's like sat on the couch and I was like I need to tell you something finally admitted

and how did you not kill him I mean I that's every question you well how did you not kill him and how did you stay with him afterwards it sounds like you're trying to ask him how you kill them and how something in like the most non-incriminating way

how would you have killed him but you did not kill him I think I'd go to jail I'd kill Shane for that okay so you didn't kill him obviously right but so okay did he how why did he admit after that long i don't know i really don't how did you take it what was the moment like he said sit down and yeah i did it um in the way it was like a huge relief um in a way yeah like you're because because you and at that point were like did my body create chlamydia like am i like an anomaly who creates diseases well i just thought like

again like toilet seats this shared drinks i don't know i just thought like all these and say that i'm like maybe it was this maybe it was that maybe i did you think it was me at any point in my toilet no okay good uh no but um it was yeah it was just really hard and then uh and it didn't get better even after that i didn't leave right then which i should have but i i didn't i by the way i was the one who was broken up with to make it worse oh wow later on two months later and do you feel like at this point you're able to be like uh comfortable saying you passed it to a degree or like where are you at now in the process how long ago well you have to say how long but like you know how about this let me ask you another a different question if someone came up to you and started

explaining to you a very similar scenario to what you went through what kind of advice would you give that person to help them can start to move on and start to like get better is there that you could give to somebody? I don't think I have great advice other than the things I've said in the past about like in the moment it was the most painful thing ever and I felt like my life was over

and I genuinely consider taking my life and it was all the worst possible thoughts someone could have I had and just like literally all my things were being taken away from me and like you know we had everything bank accounts apartment everything was shared and everything was ripping apart

and I already like planned the rest of my life out together and it was I now couldn't imagine a future anymore and I didn't want to even try to have a future anymore like none of it mattered anymore and uh so i hit that point and like i guess the only thing i could say is i've been in that moment of it's over it will never get better and you're so sure of it in the moment and uh it just it does get better eventually um you know and you just have to hang in there i think yeah i think it's important to talk about this because i think what you experienced and not to be like you know diagnosing somebody who i don't know

But to me, it sounds very similar to stories I've heard of people who are married to or been in long relationships with, like, sociopaths, narcissists, psychopath, and things like that. And, you know, those are all disorders. So I'm not trying to judge. If you're one of those, I'm not trying to judge you. People could just be pieces of shit, too. Well, but when you're in that manipulation cycle of the gaslighting, the excuses, the making your life so intertwined, the bank accounts, the this, the that. like therapy by the way I learned this from a therapist who told me this if you're in a relationship with the narcissus or somebody like that therapy couples therapy is actually a bad idea because that's where they learn what what makes you happen what this what that they're learning so then they learn how to control you even more outside of therapy yeah really scary so I'm happy you're away from that situation I'm happy that I don't know that person they're not in my life and they're not in your life anymore yeah but what I will say is like you know have you talked to your therapist about how to recover from being in a relationship with somebody like

that or well we we started to but uh mainly because of financial reasons and like again all my financial belongings were taken away from me like everything i came home to like after the breakup i ended up getting the apartment back after fighting over it that's a whole other thing but i came home to an empty apartment and so like this year has been me like slowly i literally just got a tv again and like thanks to you i had a couch and thanks to you know like but i all the money i had as been going to rebuilding my life this year. And so I can't afford therapy at the moment when I need it the most. So I haven't been able to talk to him about it. The moment I'd like figure out my life a little bit. Do you have health insurance? I do have health insurance. I pay so much out

of pocket for it. You should look into it, man. Most health insurance is offer it. Here's a thing. And I'll pay for your therapy. Obviously I pay you to be on the show. I don't want people to think I'm not paying you. But what I will say is like that you need to make that a priority. Just like the bump in my leg and just like you know the multiple bumps on your body um i think it is important for you to deal with this yeah um and you know we have to figure out how to make that work because because yeah it being in a relationship of getting out of relationship like that it takes a long time for your brain to adjust to like oh my life was not real i was in a weird cycle with a cycle with somebody who was controlling and manipulating a lot of situations and and then you look back and maybe

you glamorize it and say like oh but they did this for me and this for me it's like well you Well, yeah, they do nice things for you. They leave breadcrumbs to keep you coming, to keep you there. They were so, it's such a nice person. Don't get lured in by the free chips and salsa, man. It makes my stomach turn that they could keep that going for so long, making you internalize that you got chlamydia outside of them, knowing they had given it to you.

How else, though, is a bullshit artist going to react, though? That got to be like, you know, just the fucking default. And by the way, obviously, awesome. of you, you know, to offer for the therapy. But I do say that because a lot of insurances will cover it because it is a concern and a lot of people take mental there seriously. And it's also good for like anyone watching this. You know, if you have insurance and maybe finance, financial reasons are why you're not going to therapy, definitely look into your insurance plans. A lot of therapists also work on a sliding program where let's

say their basic rate is like a hundred bucks for a session but if you show them on my taxes I only make X amount of money they'll charge you a rate based off of your income and I'm just saying there's more of like a like a PSA you know

like look into options before you it's like that the old saying people say I've tried everything there's no way you've tried everything you know what I mean like you've tried a lot so maybe give that a try look into your options in that sense you know because it's important to get therapy if you've gone through some shit Can I ask also, like, in your current relationship, the things you've dealt with in the past and previous relationships, how are you feeling in your current one?

Like, are you feeling like you're bringing that baggage? Yes, 100%, 100%. And this person knows that, and they've been really nice and kind and patient with my craziness, but I feel really bad sometimes because my current boyfriend has done nothing to make me feel like I've been cheated on it at all. They've been the most, the most open honest, almost too open and honest sometimes, but that's a different. thing but um yeah there's uh there's definitely times where like with the monkey box thing earlier today and i was like oh i got it from him because he cheated on me and uh and it's so unfair to him that i mean that's such a big trigger for you though like having had such a brutal experience previously yeah i mean both my long-term relationships with people the only two people i really

trusted and gave my everything to in my life cheated on me both of them so it's like you know these are both very long several year-long relationships and it I yeah I don't know it's very hard to trust any and I think you are you are such a nice person and I think you have a good heart and I think you also maybe childhood stuff too because I feel like I'm similar in that way we're like I want to help people and I want to you know I open up too fast and all these things which are based on childhood issues which are also toxic like I think a lot of people when they say like I'm too nice like it's also bad to be too nice because it's selfish It's like, I'm so nice and then I'm mad when you're not as nice as me.

Like, that's selfish for me to be like that. That's another thing I've learned in the last few years. But I think you might attract people who, not saying your current boyfriend, he sounds great, but you might attract people who you're almost like, you're attracting people who will hurt you and who will, you know, because you're looking for someone to manipulate you and somebody to kind of take control of your life and somebody to kind of do all these things for you and all these things. But people who want to do all that usually aren't the best. people yeah but it doesn't sound like your current boyfriend is like that well it's from what i've heard i mean and you can tell me if this isn't something you're comfortable with but

doesn't he also know the feeling isn't that one of the things that you guys had bonded about yeah he had been cheated on as well and that's something we bonded over and so at least he knows where you're coming from to an extent my ex said he was cheated on he understood me on that level too though yikes Well, so it's like, it's tough. I mean, I am bringing totally unfair baggage into this relationship, and it's not fair to my boyfriend, and I apologize for it a lot, but I don't know. Listen, to your current boyfriend, okay, because I wasn't around for this last situation,

for your current boyfriend, if you do anything to hurt Chris, if I find out you did anything, I will not kill you. See, I got around it. I will not cut your dick off. See, got around. I will make your life a living hell so that you want to cut your own dick off and I say that 100% with all truth

If you're miserable in a relationship I mean you never know how things evolve But I would think if you're miserable in a relationship If you love the person You should do them the decency of calling it off Before you do the actual act And the most frustrating, sorry I don't want to I feel like I take too much time

I like that I like that But in both like both relationships I cheated on me and my current relationship I've always said, like, hey, I understand, like, we're human and things happen and people fall out of love and whatever. It's complicated. Life's complicated. Things happen. I understand that.

I'm not stupid. And if at some point you fall for somebody else, you fall out of love with me, whatever it is, be honest with me. Be honest with me. Because, like, I'm someone who wants to be in a monogamous relationship. That's my thing. And if you don't want that with us anymore, that's fine. Like, that's life. It'll hurt.

But, like, be honest with me to break up and move on. It hurt less than being gaslit for months on end. Yeah. And I feel like I can deal with that. It would be so painful, but I can deal with that and still respect you in a way because, like, you know. But I, we had conversations like this and they all agreed like, yeah, of course, I'll, I'll break up before anything happens. Like, they swore and we had an understanding, I thought. Well, and that's what leads me to believe it's more in line with what Shane was alluding to, which is like no empathy.

These people are really great at, you know, lying. Like, they're really great at. Sorry, I gave the two minutes that it's not at all. these people are master manipulators are great at lying they're made it telling you might get off to it yeah they're they're it's a long con it's like that's their show right and and also another thing to do with those types of people is once you get once in therapy you get passed in stuff you'll stop thinking about like when is karma going to get them when are they going to get their comeuppance when it's whatever because their karma is that they're never happy ever they're living their whole lives

is unhappiness unfulfilled and like hurting other people because they want to feel something that's so sad and you were the opposite of that so you're so lucky but yes therapy and also making sure the current boyfriend isn't a psycho which you know if you want me to meet him i'll look in his eyes and i'll do a test well and if you and if you want god i did meet him i need to look a little closer and then chris or to anyone that this might if you find yourself in a similar situation to chris i'm going to give you harsh advice oh that i'm only giving you as something to throw out in the that you can take however you want but I think it's good advice right now and a lot of people like if you went through any kind of program or rehabilitation it's also recommended the it might not

be the best thing for you to be in this level of a committed and serious relationship only because if you guys are both bringing baggage into it you guys are damaging something that you're not you're not able to put your full 100% happy selves in this relationship. So you could be tarnishing a beautiful relationship before it exists. For instance, and how to deal with that maybe is you guys obviously care about each other on a lot of ways, maybe take a little bit of the pressure off of the relationship in certain ways, give each other a little bit of space. And when I say a little bit of space, I don't mean because it's in a selfish way.

I mean that give each other enough space to work on yourselves because you're only getting the product that you're presenting to each other. And if you're able to up the quality of the product as individuals, the relationship even becomes better and you're not worrying about stuff. Because I've gone through shit in my past and worried about, you know, the cheating and this and that and feeling these insecurities. But now I've gotten to a point where I don't think I'm going to get cheated on. You know what I mean? Like I just don't. And if it happens, it's going to happen. And, you know, then obviously it's not meant to be. And I can't say how I would feel about it but it might be a good idea to look at at different options of how to treat this

relationship while you guys heal because you're going to take it out on each other if you go through a moment it's not going to be like you might be there for each other sometimes but inevitably you'll take it out on each other and you'll start to they'll start to be part of the history of this becoming a pattern and that sounds like maybe it sounds like real blunt or real whatever but if you truly love this person modifying the relationship to allow you guys as self-time to be better as individuals is only going to better it you know so it's like it's not a thing like oh i don't think you should be with him i think you should but i think you should really look at how to make it the best possible quality of a relationship you know what i mean

so that's all i'm saying i don't know if that was something that you know you want to take into consideration but and it's not a thing you should do immediately but you know that's what i would say i mean we both definitely want to work on ourselves when we and i'm definitely but it's hard to work more it's hard to work on yourselves because you guys give each other opportunities to work on each other for each other and that takes away from the time you could work on yourselves well i would say you're you're in a good place too because you live far so you guys don't live together so you have it's going to be hard because maybe don't you know talk as much but then when you see each other you know once a week or whenever it is it's going to be so exciting

It's so funny. You could talk about the things you've learned, the things you've grown, the things you've changed by yourself. Like, oh, what did you do? Oh, I learned this in therapy. Like, it'll probably bring you guys even closer because then you guys are bringing your full selves to the relationship. And that's so much more beautiful than like bringing a broken self, you know? Yeah. And you don't want that to become the pattern of the relationship. You know, you want to open it up to more opportunities. I mean, more experiences together. I hear what both of you are saying, but it's easier said than done. Yeah. But that's anything. That's like getting in shape. easier said than done. I mean, I've been in long, long, long, long relationships where we both knew that we probably needed to end it, but we felt like family. And it was like, well, I can't end this relationship because you're my family. You're my whole world. We have a dog. We have all these things and like, but I'm not happy. You're not happy. We know we're not happy. We've talked about not being happy and we hope it'll just get better. But the truth is, this is probably not the right relationship. And it was horrible and hard. And it took a year to break up with this person. It took a year, literally of on and off and moving in and moving out and all these things.

I look and it's like that person is married and happy I'm getting married and happy we both have love for each other I'm like thank God nothing you need to break up what I'm saying though is like it is a lot of work and it is hard but like doing the work will really pay off and I'm really proud of you by the way for talking about all this I did not ever think you were going to talk about this I literally have avoided talking about anything because I kind of knew some parts of the story that was really brave and a lot of people are going to connect to this and get help from this so thank you dude I mean the craziest part is that that what

What we talked about is, like, 1% of everything that happened. Like, there's so much more to the story. Well, yeah. Work on one percent at a time, my friend. True. And you know what? That was braver than talking about chronic jacking off stuff. So much braver.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Thanks, guys. You're getting so good at better. Thank you. Can you do a mystery one for me? That was a fucking test. You passed it, dude.

Yeah, yeah. You killed it. Yeah, all right. Well, we're going to take a quick little break. I'm really proud of you. And, yeah, and if you want me to cut any of that out, we will. And when we come back, conspiracy theories, let's all go give Chris a hug. Okay, I'm excited because this conspiracy is interactive.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Which means, oh, Chris looks horrified. No, don't worry. It's not going to be scary. It's not going to be that intense. But it does involve dancing because this is a Mandela effect. It's not scary. But it does involve dancing.

Well, because dancing, it can't be scary for many. Oh, it's very scary. Okay, this is a Mandela effect about the macarena. Now, we're all kind of old, right? But we all remember the macarena. One, a maca, two, one, maca, three, macarana, maca, five. Now, there is a dance that goes along with the macarena, and we all remember it. And I think we should all do it together.

With our eyes closed, so we don't see. Oh, good idea to test each other. Okay, ready? I mean, I don't fully remember it. Perfect. You guys do? Do you remember it? I think so.

Like, beat for beat? I think so. Okay. As long as three of us know it, that's good. Yeah, that's good. So let's all close your eyes. And you at home as well, joining the fun. Ready?

And I. One, two, a maker three, am Icarina. I'm out of maca, five, my got six of my carina. Five, my God, hey, my carina. Hey, my, ma carina. Jump around. Okay. Actually

This is hard because I don't know what anybody Okay how about this Now let's do their eyes open Well I was cheating I was like Okay let's just do it quick then Like one and a half speed You know what no

I'm gonna do it now For everybody at home and for you guys I'm gonna do how it actually goes Or no I'm gonna show you the video Of how it actually goes And you tell me if this is how you did it Dude that's such a good idea Macarena Dance Mandela effect

hand and head if what it's the whole thing okay wait one more time okay so this is the real way and and

ed head if if watch the music video let's watch the music video real quick because I don't know it's from the music video

wait let's watch one more let's just confirm can we confirm one more wait so if you know there's a whole thing missing there's a lot missing there's None of this, none of the crossing. I definitely remember the crossing. Wait.

Music video. What? I just, I'm so shook right now. I need a little bit more. Who took the liberty to change it? The government, CERN, we've talked about it. Okay, so we're watching the real music video. I don't want to get copyrighted, so.

This is a music video? I don't know. I should this in, oh, okay. See? There it is. None of what we're used to What the fuck? Oh my god

Do you remember those guys? I'm so iconic I'm leaving I'm upset Is there a different verse Macarena versus the poorest Mockerangana? Except

This is it There's definitely the flipping of the hands No there's not And then there's definitely the chest Or is not Yeah Listen

Yeah This is big It is big Like Billy Ray Had me fucking And question of life. A lot. And then I got over it.

Time, whatever. I got hungry AIDS. I'm going to go. I got COVID. Boom, I'm done. And then now, though, we'll be staying up for a different reason. Yeah, I'm going to look into this.

No, we should honestly, we should ask people in our lives to send us videos of them doing the macarena. Like my mom, she was around for that era. I mean, there's no way it's a simple one, two, three, four, five, six. It is, though. I'm going to, I'm on the text. No, there's the cross for sure. Like the cross is crucial

Chocolate Come to the macarena Okay Ready? I just remember Let's dun dun dun macarena And then I

That's it That's all I remember Okay Here's what I'll do Let's see Okay Hotel Transylvania I've never seen this movie

But there's a video called Hotel Transylvania Let's see if they do the macarena dance The way that we know it Oh, okay, here we go Let's see these moments What the fuck is this movie? Okay, let's see if these monsters

They're all doing the macarena Okay, hand Yes, they're flipping their hands They are doing the cross Oh my God The cross that I did I did that cross, I did that exact one Well, they didn't even just do

They did two behind Like two lowers I did it exactly how they did it You do front and back? Um, okay That is crazy I don't understand I have a lot of questions.

You guys at home, let us know the comments. How do you mock rain a dance? Are we wrong? Are the Transvanians wrong? I think they looked at it after the music video went live and thought this needs to change. Interesting. Chris, you actually said that you have a couple Mandela effects, and I don't know them, so I'm excited. I do.

Okay, so, I mean, I don't know if this is going to shake. I don't know. Maybe this will be flops, but it really shook me. So, have you guys seen Scary Movie 2? Yes. Okay. So, do you remember? the guy with the funny... The hand.

Yeah. Okay. Do you remember that there's a scene where someone's hanging from a balcony and he needs him to pick him up? And he says, Here, use my strong hand. What does he say? Here, use my strong hand. What do you remember him saying? I remember him saying something about his hand and it was like a joke about it. So the strong hand

makes sense. You remember anything? I was seen it in years, but that makes sense. In my mind, it was take my strong hand, but still, very similar. Oh, take my strong hand. Yeah. I thought, for sure, like, and I've quoted this with friends many, many, many times, and, like, it was always, like, take my strong hair to use my strong hair or something like that. He hasn't say anything about, like, it's like, like, literally he says take, like, it's like my

little hand and my other hand is not strong enough. Like, it's like, so, like, hold on. Let me see if I can find the clip. No, that's what it is, because we used to quote that all the time. No, it's, take my strong hand. He says, and this is a different part than when he talks, he puts it in the mashed potatoes. My germs That's a funny part

How do people find these Mandela-Effects? This is crazy Whoa Take my hand Ah Come on You're gonna fall

Unless you take my hand No Give me your other hand Oh my other hand Isn't strong enough You take my little hand No Get it away from me

Like it Whoa It's like completely different Okay That is crazy Because I've seen that movie Like 500 times I've quote

voted it with so many friends it doesn't it doesn't make sense so that we need to get strong handman on the show oh uh that is crazy wow good mandela chris that shook me it was that and then the other one was uh i don't know again uh do you guys remember you're bat you're bat in a high average right now but don't doubt yourself come on did you guys see snow white well not in the last 25 years yeah so the the main like queen goes up to a mirror, and says what? I know this one, and it makes me angry. Wait, mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

Is that what you remember? I know this one, too, but yeah, I was under the mirror, mirror, mirror impression. 100%, literally that. So, again, everyone says mirror, mirror on the wall. Apparently, it's magic mirror on the wall. Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest one of all? No, that's really crazy.

They literally made, didn't they make a movie called Mirror Mirror? About? Mirror, Mirror. Maybe. I would never say magic mirror. Mirror movie. They literally made a movie called Mirror Mirror. Yes, with Julia Roberts.

Oh my gosh, and Anne Hathaway? Like, it's definitely a mirror mirror. This is a movie for me. I don't know. That one really jerked me. So those are the two that like really upset me. Wow. Good you, Chris.

Not only did you bring an emotional, intense, dark story and opened it up and like inspired a lot of people. You brought two of the best Mandela effects we've ever had. This is the Chriscast. Yes. Do you ever watch hockey? Other than Mighty Dogs? Do you watch bowling? Do you ever, are you more familiar with bowling?

No, fine. Who cares? In hockey, if you get three goals, uh-oh, and I don't know if goals is the right thing to say. In one game, that's called a hat trick. Okay. I think you have it in this episode,

because he was bragging, cocky, heavily, confident about a Peruvian fact for this episode. Oh my God. Do you feel like, are you even able to handle a Peruvian fact right now? If it flops, does it hold up?

I literally fight up. I didn't. I'm waiting. It may flop. I'm willing to put the Peruvian fact inside of the conspiracy section. It's a little confusing, but if you're going to bring us the heat, baby, then we're going to get Peruvian.

I don't know if it lives up to all that. I really don't. I just thought it was kind of cool. Oh, shit. No, Chris, you deserve it. Oh, God. Fuck conspiracies. Give us that Peruvian facts.

Chris is cool. He's from Peru. His Peruvian facts are fun for me and you. Okay. Well, I mean, it blew my mind, but it's not that amazing. It blew my mind for a couple of reasons. One, I didn't know that pink dolphins existed in the world. But they do.

And apparently, there are pink dolphins in the Amazon in Peru. Is that how they make pink sauce? And you can go swimming with pink dolphins in the Amazon. Seems like a good photo op for me. And it's like pink. It's like a fully pink dolphin. It's like a bubble gum pink. It looks like a tongue.

It looks like a big tongue. But I love it. It's like a hairless cat. Isn't that crazy? Chris. I'm not just saying this. Hat trick. Oh, no.

And in bowling, in bowling if you get three strikes in a row, that's a turkey. Turkey, baby. Gobble, gobble, And in my household, dropping a turkey is also meaning you made a big pooh-poo after. Yes. Oh, my God. D turkey did. Wow, good job, Chris.

That's a good fact. And I love that animal. It's kind of grossing me out the more than I look at it. But I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Good job.

It's a precious creature. I love it. Time for a recap. Here we go. action. Rylid's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the boys keep it real in fake designer.

Ooh. I love that. The episode takes a serious turn where the boys reveal their sexual scleries. I didn't want to get too dark, you know? Sexual scary. That sounds like the darkest way to say it. It's scary.

Can you imagine the STD. lady. Okay, so we're going to check for some sexual scurries. With STD scares, the boys reveal what they have had. Sorry, I've never had shit. Never had. Yeah. But not to

judge people who have, like Chris. Today's episode was a full blown Chris cast, having him hit a hat trick. Twitter is going wild with their reactions raving that they want to see Chris's dick. What?

They liked it so much. You know the polls, the polls. We have live polls now. And it's saying like, do you want to see Chris naked or do you just want to cry? I don't know. And they all want to see him naked. Dude, you beat crying. It's a happy episode. It's hard to beat. Okay, what else happened? What did Jared reveal? Did I do? I mean, Jared looked incredible. This is his week. Yeah, I think I definitely got more compliments than I ever have gotten. And it felt incredible. Um, hold on. Wow.

Jared fuels incest rumors with brother Shane Dawson after looking jaw-droppingly gorgeous and showing us the photos of the century. I can't do anything without these rumors. I know, geez. We can't even just be, like, in love with each other as brothers. What were the conspiracy theories? Oh. Oh, oh, yeah. Chris doesn't have monkeypox.

But he thought you had. In shocking news, Chris woke up with a huge health scare. The man thought he had monkey pox rushed to Kaiser Permanente, and it was revealed. He just got in a dirty hot tub with some dirty people, and things did not go well. Hey, I thought you were in it by yourself. No, no, he asked if I was the only gay person. Would the gay stuff happen? No.

No gay stuff. Okay, I don't know how gay stuff happens with just one person. I guess you could slip a finger on your own butt. Oh, oh, Shane threatened to cut the dick off. off of Chris's boyfriend if he cheats on him. And he was not serious because he doesn't want to get sued. Shane makes serious threats that had Chris's current boyfriend shaking. Although he said he was not going to kill his boyfriend and not going to cut his dick off,

we all know what was implied. Yikes. Oh, you said that you would, you said you would kill me if I cheated on you. Yeah. So you made a threat. Rylond reveals he will indeed kill Shane if Shane cheats on him, gives him chlamydia, and is a gaslighting asshole. And I can confirm, I will kill him.

Yikes. Okay. Okay, on a lighter note, on a lighter note, I just want to say not to impede on the recap. Oh. But I've been working for a long time with the buddy of mine. His name is Joe. He goes by Aztec. We've been working on a project with another friend, and it's going to be out the same time as the podcast.

So however you want to be. to make it seem, do your thing, make it seem exciting. What's the website or what do we feel? Well, it's on my channel. It's Let's Mind Travel. If you guys ain't subscribe, make sure to check it out if it appeals to you know, if you dig it. But my buddy, he's in a band, he does music.

We did a day in the life of video. If you like it's true life and things like that, it's very much the, like a vice piece. Only cooler because we did it, you know. But yeah, it's going to be on, right after this, you can go check it out. I think it's a shout out to Jared's directorial debut. Ooh, ooh. in exciting Jared news he has revealed that he's dropping a documentary

with his BFF Joe It's going to be exclusively on his YouTube channel Let's Mind Travel It is out right now It's in the description section below Click subscribe, like, comment And support our brother on the podcast Jerry.

I look like a director right now I produced it mainly but yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah producer swag Okay We only have 30 seconds That was an incredible recap. Good job. And Chris, that was an amazing episode.

I'm so proud of you and I love you. And we all love you and we all care about you. And everybody in the comments agrees, Dick Chalk, if anything happens. I hope you guys had fun with whatever the hell this was. And we will see you next time. Bye. Later.

Aye. You know what I'm going to be.