The Shane Dawson Podcast - Rabbit Hole Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

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we are falling down some rabbit holes i want to really go in we have theories that are very crazy very intense and uh we're just going to do a full on thanksgiving edition of Conspiracy Corner, so get ready. Oh, real! Real! It has the tea? No. Real.

Like, this is real! Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Can you see us edition? Oh, because we're all in camouflage. Except for you. Oh, wait. Right. Yeah.

What happened? You're the coordinator and you left yourself out of it. Well, I got a camo shirt for me, but then I also got this one and I was like, oh, I like that one better. So me and Sandy aren't really in camouflage, but you know, we fit the vibe. Yeah, we fit the color schemes. I think that's what matters. So the idea was, so this is our Thanksgiving episode. I can't believe Thanksgiving is happening. This is crazy.

This year went by so. I thought you meant in general, not just because it happened fast. No, so I can't believe it's already the holidays. This is insane. But you guys look great. Chris, I got you your own custom. camo shirt that says bear slayer on. This is my favorite shirt anyone has ever given me ever.

Not only doesn't say bear slayer, but it has a bear like in the cross hair. Yes. Which works for two different reasons. Number one, you go to the gay area and all the gay bears know what you're talking about. Number two, if you go to a conservative area, they just think you're a hunter. Ooh, very smart. Wow, I fit in in all areas. Should I wear this at Club Chub when I go for the first time?

I was just going to say you finally have an excuse to go. I will say, though, you're wearing ear. earrings today. Oh my god, yes. Yeah. Earring reveal. My light of look. It's very cool.

Can we talk about the earrings? Because I notice this on the SIP. So tell us. So what happened? What made you do this change? I love this for you. I don't know. I love wearing earrings,

but I'm constantly filming. I don't really have an excuse to wear them very often. I always have headphones on. It kind of hurts when I have headphones on. But it was inspired by Raiwood Truthful. I don't take mine out. He gave me these last Christmas and they haven't been out of my ears. Which is annoying because I've given you other earrings and you don't wear them.

No. It's like seasonally. Whenever you give me earrings, I take out the previous ones and put it in these and weave them. You should get them the most obnoxious earrings. Be like, well, these are your earrings for the year. Yeah, big old hoops. More life updates. What's going on?

Sandy, what is going on? You did a true crime video? Yes. Well, you had mentioned, you know, maybe I should do one. And then everybody, not everybody, but a lot of people requested for me to do it. And so we thought, why not? Let's do it. So, it's up right now.

Okay, what's the subject? So this one is going to be on Velma Barfield. and I don't know if we should give it away what she did. Well, she was the first woman ever executed by lethal injection in the USA. Yeah. Oh. So she died, girl. Yeah, she's gone.

Oh, she's gone. Yeah, she's gone. Wow. But it was really interesting and pretty eerie because she was, like, older when this stuff was happening, and it's just a really creepy story. Deathrow grainy. So it's not so much gruesome, but, like, eerie. It's creepy, but I think my favorite part is what was her last meal that she recommends,

or she requested. Cheese doodles and Coca-Cola. What's a cheese doodle? I don't even know what a cheese doodle is. I don't know. Like a Cheeto? I will say, this is a total side note, things I'm not thankful for.

We're going to talk about what we're thankful for, but what I'm not thankful for is TikTok words culture. I don't know if that makes sense. The reason that I bring this up is because when you said that, my first thought was all these girls that say, it's so crispy. Crispy. A crispy Diet Coke.

Eat Krispy Coke. This Diet Coke is so crispy. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, we're cooking. But the new one that is driving me fucking insane is when people say, I'm just yapping. Oh. We're all yapping.

Like, and listen, I don't watch TikTok, but we watch YouTube girls who do watch TikTok. And I like these girls, but they will start saying these words. And I'm like, oh, that must be. It's another one. And then you start hearing them all say that same word. And then you're like, oh, my God, it's becoming ingrained. They're like, I fear that I may be yapping too much. I'm going to take a sip of a little.

It's like a speed. Diet Coke. We were to transport. any other human that like just didn't live on the internet and you hear these people say these things it's so it's such a turn off it's so off-putting and you're like what the fuck are you saying but also no offense to anybody that we know or our friends or anybody that is using the words i'm sure a lot of people we know it just is it is it is what it is every girl's dating profile like right now like like i'd say one in three it's like one thing about me i'm a yapper blah no way every like one in three

it's like so many you should write one thing about me i hate a yapper Like, shut up. Wait, do you guys know, there's another one that's training right now? I want to see if you guys know, do you know what an eater is? Someone who's an eater? Someone who eat that? An eater. Oh, when people are like eating, like, well, she ate, like, you eat everything?

No, an eater is like, you're really good at, like, orals. Oh, I wasn't far off. Yeah, yeah. That's like a big thing right now. It's like, oh, I'm with this girl. She's an eater. Wait, guys say that about girls? But it's both.

The girls in eater? I don't want anybody eaters. Girls present on their profiles. That's less of maybe on a profile, more like. I want a yapper. Yeah, I'd rather read yapper. What's the profiles? If I ain't yapping, I'm eating.

Getting crispy. Yacht. What? I changed my mind. If I'm not yapping, I'm eating, it's literally fucking iconic, guys, everybody. Okay. Wow. Well, this was a fun side note.

I love that. I want to just talk more. I feel like we do have a game planned. But if you guys have anything you want to talk about or bring up, this is a holiday edition. Let's pretend like we're at Thanksgiving. dinner. What do you guys want to yap about next? Wait, what are your other, what are other

people's death row meals? Because we did. Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, that is hard. Okay, I know mine. Um, okay, it's from multiple places. Um, Taco Bell, and they would have to bring these things back from the dead. So I want the Fiesta Taco salad. Oh, with Baja sauce on top. Balkano sauce

on top. A salad for your last meal? You've never had it. I want the grilled stuffed XXL beef burrito. Oh, I could come. Five pounds. Five pounds. pounds. Wait, for real? I mean, the last meal, who cares?

Yeah. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, like, that's crazy that that existed on a, well, I guess a Chipotle burrito is probably five pounds. Yeah. Then I want Chick-Fillet, sorry, Chris. I want Chick-fil-A-Waffle fries and extra Chick-Flea sauce. They're mac and cheese. And if the Equal-I situation is over, I want a chicken Big Mac.

Which I had one the other day, and I'm still here, thank God. You're not into your Way-Goo-Flea anymore? Oh, that's my new addition. Wagu, Wagu, I don't know. Guys, I'm an eater. Well, yeah, but. about it. Okay, so I tried for the first time, not for the first time.

Honestly, maybe, though. We went to a steakhouse, and I usually get like a chicken Caesar salad, which doesn't make sense, but I go to the steakhouse for the bread, and I get a side of ranch, and then the waiter goes, you want a straw with that ranch? And it always pisses me out. But I, for the first time, except for the last waiter, he was so nice. He was. But then I tipped him way too much, which he deserved it.

But I was like, I was just like, I'm going to tip him good. And then we went back a week later, and he's like, hey. He was our waiter again, and I was like, oh. tip he remembered our entire order down to the drink he was like i remember you had this cocktail and you had this drink do you want it again and we said yeah so now every time we go there i feel like i have to tip that amount or he's going to think that he fucked up i have the same feeling with the current sushi restaurant we're going to yap about it we went there one day i was very generous i was feeling good about stuff i was tipping the sushi guys that were making the rolls and then just like you

the next time we went i thought oh man like i didn't bring enough money you know really do what I did last time but the guy right away brought me out what I normally have to drink and I thought, you get me Benmo I'm busting the plastic out Long story short, I got wagu, wagu Wagu, whatever, wagyu

Wagu, and I'm not a steak person but now I am so go hunt me some It was so good and I did It did ranch, I can cut it with my fork, it's so good I know, yeah, so that's what I would have in a Krispy Diet Coke from McDonald's. Okay, I have a little bit of a strategy behind my last meal.

Give it to me. I know before I said I would like to go out by shooting range. I feel like it's the most immediate, the quickest way to go. Like old yeller? Pretty much. An old yopper? But I think what I would do is I would opt for a lethal injection. I'm thinking what they do is they calibrate the amount of lethal injection they do

to how much you weigh. So my goal is going to be to gain as much weight as humanly possible during my last meal to see if it offsets the lethal injection because if you survive it you're free if you survive like is that real i don't know i can't hear any proof to testing it but so i think what i would do is like you i would have a couple five-pound burritos yes a bowl i would have two large straw hat pizzas i'm not the biggest fan of wing stop but i do like it i would probably have 40 hawaiian last meal If your glass meal, you like it.

Wings. And then I want something to really add weight to me. So I'm going to do two, make it four brown loaves of bread from the cheesecake factory. Lopes of bread. And I want five gallons of water, and I'm hoping to put it on about 20 pounds. So the fluid just drains right out of my body and I live and I get away with it. We have to see how long they actually give you to eat because that would take you forever. You need Eric the electric to coach you.

Oh, yeah. I do. I need my last meal coach, Eric. That's a video. Oh my god, side note. One of the stars of 600 pound life emailed us and was like, hey, I was on 600 pound life. She lost so much weight. Like 700 pounds or something?

Wow. And she was like, if you ever want me on the show, talk about what it's like to be on that show. And I was like, yes. So in the new year, we need to reach out to her because, oh, my God, we can watch her episode. We can get all the tea. I have so many questions about that show. She was the heaviest woman in the world at one point. I think.

That's a flex. Shout out, girl, if you're watching, we are going to reach out because that show is so, that show is so. I'm like cry every time I try to get you to watch it and you were like I don't like this okay and I'm not trying to be mean but every time he wants to watch it is right when I like we like pull out our food

and it's not because of like well they mook bong they moukong for the first half of the episode it's just like it's intense and then it's like sometimes graphic and I'm just like this is not the sure I want to be eating to Sandy will do that for me she'll say close your eyes

if you know something gross is about to be on TV because I get the feeling like I don't know if I'll ever be able to eat again I get so I'm so grossed out That's why I get so angry during the podcast when Rylan will say a word or something. I'm not going to say it. When somebody says something that triggers my appetite, I know that some people out there feel the same way. And then they turn the podcast off and it ruins their dinner.

And I don't want to do that. So sorry, guys. We probably already did that today. This is a yaw brother. Yes. I will say, I do do the like, don't, okay, don't look, don't look. Only really more for me. Because then I have to deal with him.

Like, oh, I can't eat anymore. I got to walk away. And it's like, man, like, don't ruin the evening. Because, heaven forbid, you saw some. And then it's 30 minutes later. I'm still, I'm like, oh, my God. Or if I see her, pull a hair out of her food, I'm like, what? I don't see that.

I'm like, what was that? And then she was the same thing. It was a piece of cheese. It's like, where? No, or if he's eating and, like, I have to grab, like, the salt or something. And I go over, like, this is all. Don't touch my food. It's like, I wasn't even near your food.

Sometimes I'll, like, have an itch on my nose. Don't do this. What did you pull? What did you pull? I'm like, I add an it on my nose. He's like, prove it. I'm not proof it. Because I can see, in my peripheral, I can see his arm reach toward his face and then do something and then leave his face.

And I'm eating and I'm like, what are you doing? That's like nothing. Like you see, I've been with you long enough that I know like I would never pick my nose around. Don't even say it. Even when she's like brushing her hair or something in the car, I got to cover my drink. I literally. Okay. This is the way.

Sorry. We'll wrap. We'll wrap this up. But when I get my dinner, right? I sit on the couch, fluff my pillows. I get my dinner. Now I've learned to bring a paper towel to cover my dinner because when he comes in, he whips up the blanket

and puffs the pillows and just dog here, dog here, dog here, floating, floating. And when I didn't have the paper towel coverage, I look, and I saw the dog flying floating, and I couldn't catch it in time, and it ruined my dinner. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. Please don't go anywhere. It's not an ad. Not that you should go anywhere during the ads. That's our us time. That's our me standing in my office at three in the morning trying not to yell too much because I don't want to scare my family. Time. We do have an ad. But before we get to that, we actually, this is kind of an ad, but it's personal.

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Because we're going to play a game. We haven't played in a while, and I'm very excited for it to return. we are going to play Master Turkey Debater. Nice. Okay. So fuck all of our death, Romeo's. Oh.

It's good. It's fine. No, no, no, no, no, we're fine. Are you sure? Yeah. I'm good. Do you have one? Yeah, what is yours?

I don't know. Okay. So Master Turkey Debater, if you guys don't remember, Master Debater is the game where we each have a category that we're judging, right? And everybody else has to debate for their choice. and then the judge chooses who won the debate and then they rack up points. So this is all Thanksgiving slash holiday themed.

So first, we are going to have Jared be the judge and the category is the best celebrity to invite to Thanksgiving. That's not fair. He hates mine. He doesn't know yours yet. Leave that case then. He can't judge this. He knows his.

And remember, get angry, get mean. Chris, don't apologize. Because last time we played this game, Chris texted me. Chris texted Reynand after and was like, I'm sorry if I was just. too mean. And Ryan was like, no, you were. And then you said to me, you're like, was I too mean? I was like, no. Feel free. Chris, go in. I can't fake it. I was really passionate about a thing. I don't know if I'll be as, I'll try. I can't fake it. You couldn't get mean

enough for me. Okay. So, yes, does everybody have their best celebrity to invite to dinner? Yes. Impress me. Okay, who wants to go first? Spencer. Okay. This is like referencing something I don't know if you know what this is. So do you know about the Beyonce thanking conspiracy kind of a thing going on right now yeah so there's a mini little like theory that if you don't thank bianca at a award show or anything like bad things happen to you what holiday do we need to give thanks more than thanksgiving so let's just cover our bases jerry we don't want anything bad to happen let's get bianza in maybe j z will show up that'd be cool so you're inviting her out of fear are you a biont fan well i think she'd be fun to have around

Have a round What? Yeah, I'd be so afraid As her coming into my house I feel like they'd be like What is this trash? This is very good for you right now,

Riley. Can they invite us? I'd rather go to their 140 million dollar Malibu mansion Then then be like What is this? If that's the case

And you and Spencer, if we can be invited to We can't, we can't. Do you know who I think Beyonce would love to have to have at her house for Thanksgiving? Who?

Gordon Ramsey. Oh. I mean, I mean, he is the ultimate. He's able to tell you if you made the turkey just right, what you can add to your food. I think he's like the ultimate guest. But is that what you want?

Do you want? He's like known for being so critical about food. So do you want someone who's going to be like? He's going to be so mean. Oh, is he going to make food? I would love it. Yeah. I mean, really, you're kind of getting like a dine and like a show.

Dude, to get a live rendition of idiot sandwich at your house? That would be epic. What are you? An idiot sandwich. I think Spencer's on to something because every like your favorite thing that your mother taught you how to make he's going to be like trash your whole family makes trash food like he's going to be so mean such a good answer they're ganging up on you I like that okay fuck so yeah my other answer isn't really for you it's more just for me but you know what I can debate for myself I want to invite Cardi B. I didn't explain why she's a ball of fun she's so fun she's so funny

I mean She's gonna tell you what she thinks Tell you what you think She's gonna be Talk about yapping She's gonna yap up the room And that you are not gonna forget that night You're not gonna be able to get her out of your house

She's gonna be yapping She's gonna be having fun She's gonna bring her Cardi B whipped cream shots So I'm going Cardi B I went back and forth But right now I'm thinking like Jack Black Because he's known for being One of the more humble funny celebrities

I went to a movie screening he was there he was very himself like he wasn't putting when he's himself in movies he's not putting something on like he's just funny and nice and sweet to everyone i think he'd be funny and entertaining but like also not steal the attention away if like someone else is talking i think he'd be respectful and um yeah he's just the best not the mall cop i mean you know yeah Kevin James you just forgot about him no i mean listen I'm not i'm not thinking about who I'm most attracted to I'm with family you know what I mean nothing's happening with these people oh you're worried with Kevin James it might escalate to the other room.

Yes. If you really want to make a splash, you're inviting Taylor Swift. Thanks for saying it. The whole world will just be so excited that she's arrived. And I mean, even if you're not her biggest fan, do you not want to hear the inner workings

of what's going on inside of the most massive pop stars world? Like, I do want to just know the inner workings. You think she's going to give you honest, real team? Taylor Swift. Okay, I have something to say. picture this you're at the house jack black's new movie is on the tv taylor swift is on the radio in the kitchen with gordon ramsie as he's teaching us how to make the perfect stuffing he's probably talking crap a little bit on like someone's dish it's fucking rotten you fucking idiot

it's rotten i just feel like that just sounds like a fun amazing night and then at the and then right before you guys eat you all say you're thankful for biance so you don't have to invite her There you go, yes. And I'm just saying, like, if you want to be the most giddy, like, can you imagine that? Like, she's coming to the house. I think I'd, like, ship my pants. And I'd be like, what am I going to wear? Where am I going to do?

Her posse is too big. All of your guards. You know who probably makes the best mac and cheese? Who? Gordon Ramsey. You know Cardi B. Put hot dogs in it. Fucking delicious.

Oh, Cardi B's making it from box. From box. I already know. Gordon Ramsey's going to be in their canoodling noodles. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. So, Jared,

make your big choice. Here's the thing. No, it's over. No, you've swayed me. Because Cardi B, listen. Wow. Okay. Listen, if you're talking about who's going to be real, who's going to give you who they are showing up.

Because you're right. Taylor's never going to be real with me. Are you just picking back in his selection? Well, listen, I would be the most excited about Taylor Swift, but she would give me a persona. Let's just keep it real. Ryan was a cheater. He's helping you. You're cheaters.

I will say, I do think, I do think Cardi B is a good. Thank you, I agree. Oh my gosh. Jack Black's a good answer to you, though. Jared, make your choice. Who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner? Stremarral. You know, you got me with the mac and cheese.

I think I'm going to invite Gordon Ramsey. It's because it's this wife. I know my judge. I know my dad. How about this? Free mac and cheese. Jack Black is cool. Nothing against Jack Black.

I mean, you know, Taylor Swift. I don't know what you could have said to sway me there. I do like Cardi B, but after I'm turked out, I don't want super loud people around. You know what I'm saying? Like Cardi B sounds like she might give me a headache. Oh, she gets turked out too. Okay.

If she's turked out enough, then maybe we could turk together and we could eat, you know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. The next category is worst Thanksgiving food and the judge is Spencer. Okay. Does everybody have their worst Thanksgiving food ready? Yes. Okay.

I'm going to start. Oh, wait, this is hard because I feel like you like fancy things. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia. It's data brokers. These companies collect your personal information, including your browsing habits, where you live, and even who you're related to, and they sell it to the highest bidder. That's where Aura comes in.

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What an answer of someone who likes fancy things? Right? Oh, no. Some yes. Depends. Okay, you know what? I'm just going to go with my truth here. Maybe you'll respect my truth.

I hate fancy stuffing. I hate it. I like from the box. I like it to taste like stuffing. I want stowa. top. I do not want the big, thick chunks of hard bread with all the cranberries and all like the fucking like tomato, like dry tomato shits and like all the onions, like that shit. And then they put some weird sauce in it and it's like tangy. I hate it. I do not like fancy stuffing at mushrooms.

I want from the box. Classic. Not that disgusting fancy stuffing. Anybody else? I'm going to agree. I hate stuffing when it has onions in it. But Spencer, let's be real. Potato salad is disgusting. What? Whoa. Potato salad. If you bring that to a Thanksgiving dinner, you have failed me. I agree.

I agree with that. Perfect. What? We are weird. Is it a Thanksgiving? I don't want to make your stomach turned by talking too much about potato salad because it's so disgusting. Whoa, I love butt. It's like mayonnaise.

I don't even know what it's in it. I've never tried it. I don't want to try it. What? Whoa. Yuck. There is a weird crunch in it. I don't know what that is.

I think it's like so. See, if I taste a crunch in my food, That's worse almost than finding a hair. There's crunches in my stuffing. That my gross, fancy stuffing. It's all crunchy. Ugh. Yuck.

Anybody else? Well, I'm between two things. I guess I'm not. I guess just the fucking turkey. No, you stole mine. You stole mine. Really? That's like the main event.

I mean, if it's done perfectly and somebody like chops up the perfect pieces for me and I don't have to look at the disgustingness, then fine. I kind of feel like Spencer likes turkey. Because he didn't. Oh, I knew it. He's quiet.

He's very quiet. I know. But a bad, I'll agree. A bad cooked turkey. Dry. A dry turkey is, no. But I agree that it is awful. But that's not his answer.

No. Well, just remember that even the best potato salad is still disgusting. So imagine a bad potato salad. You know what's worse is a goopy pumpkin pie. I knew that was your answer. You wouldn't tell me, but I knew it. Who likes pumpkin pie? Well, if it's goopy, then.

What is goopy? Yeah. Goopy is just like, like a. big mush on just like. So is it a pie or is it a pudding? What is it? Do you agree, Spencer? In my family, my mom always makes a key lime pie, so we don't ever really have pumpkin pie.

But I will say it's contender. So I mean, the only thing, because I'm literally Googled, I don't know, but like green beans, I guess. Like people will just have green beans by itself. Just plain. Yeah, not like a casserole. That's delicious. That's a good contender.

Just green beans is insane. Vegetables? Just a boring green beans by itself. self with no flavor. It's like you didn't even try. You just showed up with beans. I get that. None of the fried onions on top. Yeah, nothing. Or the cheese and the bag. That's insane. That's like, I kicked someone at the house if they just brought me some fucking raw green beans. That was their thing. Now, you ain't eating. You can have your fucking green beans by yourself. Honestly, if the potato salad and the green beans were in front

of you, you'd rather take a bite of the potato. Oh, 100%. Oh, no. So Chris might have just won. But if somebody handed you a bowl of crunchy stuffing with Mint all over it. Mint. Okay. You can't dip a cookie in that, Spencer. You can't dip a fucking cookie? I think I have an answer.

Dry. Dry turkey. It is stuffing because the stuffing with like raisins or cranberries in it is. Because I like stuffing. I like something. But I also don't like it too fancy. Just like simple. I do like the onions in it, but like simple, even like box stuffing I like.

But if you put like cranberries in it, I don't know. Cranberries all over it. It ruins the meal. Well, you know there is cranberries in my potato salad. I don't think I've ever been to a Thanksgiving where someone brought potatoes out. Really? Yeah, because everybody agrees with me, Spencer. I know you.

I love it too. You made up a Thanksgiving food. Pagel salad is like Easter. Yeah. Yeah. We do more of like the cheesy potatoes on Thanksgiving or the layered. Does everybody think ham is better than turkey? No.

I'm not trying to start drama. Yeah, it is. On the glaze, depending on your Honey glaze. No, I do agree with you. Turkey's boring. And my grandma makes a particularly good turkey. Like, it's not that dry, but it's still turkey.

It's boring. You get the Hawaiian roll and you make it into a sandwich. And put the turkey with ham. Done. I'll put turkey and ham on my little wine roll. Okay, you've talked to me into it. I love Thanksgiving. I will say, a stuffing, a bad stuffing ruins.

I do agree with that. Yeah. One time my family, we didn't get a turkey. And so we just ordered chick fillet nuggets for our meal And it was the best Thanksgiving It was so good No one was mad about it at all Dipping those in gravy?

Are you kidding me? Gravy is the king of Thanksgiving in life. Yes. Makes everything. You do that this year? Honestly, we don't have many other options. And waffle fries? That's the kind of Thanksgiving dinner

I would imagine potato salad might be at. You know? Cardi B is coming. I'm thinking the fries in the mac and cheese. Ooh. We used to go to Sizzler. We did. We went to Sizzler, we went to Marie Calendors.

El Torito. El Torito. KFC. For Thanksgiving? People want to hate? Yeah, our family doesn't cook. Until they're doing dishes. Then they're like, we should have gone to Sizzler.

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Talk about getting some Karen content. Oh my God, you'll get punched in the throat and you're gay. Don't even think about going there. It would be a nightmare. Not welcome. Is there just a bunch of women and gay guys? A bunch of angry women who, uh, want you out of their store because the store is for them. I worked there and you're right.

Thank you. Yes. Points, points, points. Uh, no. Definitely. that's like whatever, but there's, hell on earth is a store that I can't fathom any day of the year, let alone Black Friday, and that would be lush. Don't even get me started on how miserable that place is. I hate that place. I hate it so much. I even walking by it makes my whole body shiver,

and I'm like, oh. I will say it. What is it? What do you hate? Yeah, what do you hate about it? I don't know. I hate the vibe. I hate the products. I hate it all. I hate the name already, but what do they sell? Like, bad bombs, soap. Soap. And then when you go in there, the women that are, or men, the people that work there

will wash your arm for you. What? Do you want to test this soap? And they take your arm over to the sink and then they lather up your arms. I think COVID ruined it. What if you're like, yeah, but I like to test soap with my winner.

I really got you. I've just never liked the product I've ever gotten from there either. I mean, I haven't got one in years. This isn't sponsored, by the way, by Lush. No. No, but having, like on Black Friday, we've been there on Black Friday. And the women there going crazy, washing arms are so stressed.

But at least at Bath and Body Works, you can get something you might like. Lush is going to be, like, annoying and miserable, and you're going to hate the product. You know what's worse than Lush? Nothing. And is Walmart. Oh. During Black Friday. The place is one already used.

huge. There's people like stomping on each other trying to get like a TV or some game or you're a fat deal there though. Yeah. You're also might die. You'll yes because there's so many people so you know they might have deals. There's also more places to hide. In Bath and Body Works there's really nowhere to hide and broken glass everywhere. Walmart you might end up at the ER but you also might get a hundred dollar TV and just think about the migraine you would get at Bath and Body Works from all these Karen's trying out different sense. Whose side are you on? It got us to be horrible. Oh, I'm not even worried because mine is the best answer. Chris, we could both agree the last place either one of us ever want to be on this earth, let alone a Black Friday, is IKEA.

They won't let you fucking out of that place. It's a maze. I feel like Chris might like IKEA. I love IKEA. Yeah, you can just lay down. Yes, exactly, Chris. And guess what? Sometimes when you love things, you don't want to see them at their worst because it's going to change your opinion on them.

So I just want to preserve your love for IKEA. It sounds like you really don't have any kind of affinity for either one of these stores. And I don't even know what's saying, Walmart, that's stupid. They have hot wheels. I'd love to be locked in Walmart overnight. You can live in a Walmart. I practically do. But the nice thing about those stores, though, Chris, is they each have their own individual parking lot where Shane and I have stores in the mall.

So you're not only to fight the mall traffic. You have to walk through the mall traffic. But they do have outside entrances, Chris. So it's kind of like the same thing. Okay, okay, okay. But to further prove your point real quick, I can also has like a babysitter center, like a little playground where they'll watch your kids.

Oh, yeah. Walmart does it. You want to see that on Black Friday first. Okay, we're talking about Karens. I picked a place, you could copy and paste like two other stores for it. J.C. Penny, Karen Central. Oh, I worked there. I worked there too.

Right, and it was terrible, right? It was. Yeah, just think back on that. Chris, you even go in J.C. Penny at all? No, I think I'm traumatized from working. Exactly. Do you want to go in on the worst day of the year where Karens are fighting over some, like, blouse or something like that? But the lighting in JCPenny's is good.

And it's not even stinky in there. It's never stinky. You don't have to, like, deal with the smells of lush. And it's actually not that busy, and they have great deals on scar. Chris, remember, remember, P.P.S.D. I did see two women fist fight over a projector. That did happen. And how awesome was that?

How great was it to see this? Horrible. I think we fought enough. Narrow it down. This is hard for me. Can you smell mine? It's smelly. So for me, it's between, you know.

Flashback. It's between Bath and Body Works and Walmart. What? If I'm being honest. Mine's smaller and more crazy. And Walmart is nuts all the time, though. You dare walk into a lush? Like, there's never a time Walmart is chill.

I have to be honest, I've never been on a lush, so I can't. I don't have anything to face it off. That's why you haven't been there. This is so hard. They're both horrible. I'm, I'm going to go. math of what I'm traumatized only because I'm traumatized from there. They're not, they're not.

But Walmart was a good and so is Jason. I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know last. Oh, wow. Okay, the next category is, best Christmas movie to watch early. And the judge is Ryland. Woo, I probably don't remember any of them.

Perfect. But you'll remember the unforgettable jingle all the way. Oh, yes. I mean, who doesn't love that movie? You can watch it, I mean, right now. in November, we can watch it right now and watching Arnold just like flying through the town, trying to find this

figure. You know, as you're talking about it, the reindeer was in the movie. You're just triggering me because that movie is all about capitalism and the violence around Black Friday and it's hurting my heart. So I just want to bring a little piece into the mix. Tim Allen,

all-time classic actor, the movie The Santa Claus. He turns into Santa Claus. It's heartfelt. If you start bringing two and three into the mix, you start to lose me. But the original classic, you're bringing into the mix. Let's forget about those now. Those don't exist in this story.

You're right. Just number one, the Santa Claus. I will say that was an every year repeat in our household. But that's probably closer to Christmas. We're talking about movies you could see like right from the get-go. You know, something fun, something light, you know, and that's jingle all the way. Okay. Sinbad chasing around Arnold.

Where do you have? I mean, I love both of those movies, but the prompt specifically was to watch early. Right. And so there's only really one that I can think of Christmas movie that could also be a Thanksgiving that could also be a Halloween,

that could also be anything and it's a nightmare before Christmas. It's an all year round movie. And it can be... The face gives it away. And it can be all those things. Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. Because it's the only thing

to watch early. So you were thinking of that but then you came to the position. Which one? Because it's the only one that you can watch early. All of these are Christmas movies. You've got to watch them on Christmas.

This is the only one you can watch early and it actually makes any kind of sense. My problem isn't with the movie. I've never seen it. My problem is how overdone it is in like costumes. You even dress me up as her one time. But I'm annoyed by it, if I'm being honest. Okay, Ryan. Okay.

What is this image conjure for you? Fuck. Home alone. Home alone. A all time classic. A little scary though. Oh, but it's not Christmas yet, so it's time. Halloween is just a right in the corner.

You just past Halloween, so it's maybe a little spooky still in the air. But it's also zany. fun Joe Pesci's in the movie and the other guy, the Wet Bandits. A fun classic movie. You guys have kids now. Daniel Stern. Incredible movie. Incredible movie, incredible time. You could kind of watch it any time of year just because it's

Christmas base, but the hijinks, the fun, the laughs. Home Loan 3 underrated. Mine is a family classic. It's something that your whole family loves. And that is National Ampoon's Christmas vacation. Oh, that's my dad's favorite movie. So I'm kind of, I mean, I love

it, but it's like it was one that he is like, we've got to watch this movie. So it's like, okay, that. Yeah, kind of a bit. Which is why I thought of that one. And then I pivoted, I'll be home for Christmas. I'll be home for Christmas with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Beale. And it was about Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and he has to get home for Christmas.

And he gets a corvette, and he picks up Jessica Beal, and they're on a road trip, and it's so fun, and it's so cute, and it's so funny. Ryland, have you seen that movie? Hawaii starts with the music we play on our. islands playing the moment you step on the plane. Hawaii starts with extra space to spread out and relax so you can get a head start on getting into vacation mode. Hawaii starts with more room to reconnect and enjoy a taste of what's waiting for you when

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If we're talking, like, quality, great movie, I do think Spencer's in the top contenders. And I think we kind of are. But if we're talking about, like, rewatchability and the way that I'm going to force a movie on Jet and Max, like National Lampoon was forced upon me, Jared's got to be the winner. What?

Yes. Always good. Never not fun. Just a great movie. You know what it doesn't happen. I already won. I already won. Sandflies.

Because in a marathon, fighting each other, you know? That is a great. That's jingle all the way. I loved everyone's movies, actually. Yeah, me too. I watched that movie every year, too. I almost went with an earnest movie, so I'm glad I did that. Okay, we have one last final category.

And the category is, I'll just be Rup off at this racket. I'm the judge. Mama Roo is taking over. And the category is Best Holiday Tradition. So whether it's something you do in your family, something you want to start doing with your new family, Give me whatever your best tradition is. And get ready for judgment.

The best tradition, of course, is seeing lights. You know you're spending time with your family. You guys get in the car and you guys go somewhere and you walk around and you see these beautiful Christmas lights. Is a heater on in the car? Because I'm claustrophobic and I get Carson. Well, you have to have the heater on with the windows down. I mean, with the windows down. So that way your feet don't get, you know, cold.

But you'll feel the air in your hair. But my makeup's melting. Having to drive somewhere to see something yuck. Horrible. I'm talking about people coming to your house to sing to you. Love it. Christmas caroling. I would be pissed.

It could be funny. Yes. You could laugh at them if you want. If you like to sing, you could join in with them. Or if you just feel like being a little bit rude, you can tell them, get the hell off of my property. Sash away. Oh, no, no, whatever that was. Oh, my God.

So, yeah, Christmas caroling. I hate caroling. See, it almost is, like, soliciting, though. If it's a call I don't want where I'm like, oh, it's my baby's bath time. You know, like, it feels like the real life version of that. I put caroling in the same category as, like, it's your birthday and everyone's singing to you. You don't really know what to do when it's happening. You're kind of just like, oh, okay.

Like, good, good, good. I stare them right in the fucking eyes. Let me pop some popcorn. Well, okay, so mine is more of like a thing my family would do, especially when we were little kids. Imagine, so imagine this. Jet and Max are a little older. They're so excited. The presents all around the tree.

It's Christmas Eve. Okay, you guys can open one present on Christmas Eve. One present, and then they go to bed, and then they're so excited the next morning. I think that's the best tradition. Oh, okay. I don't hate that one. That is fun. Giving in to your kids pressuring you.

Right. Just listen to the singing that night. Yeah. I mean, mine was, it's a really. simple thing is just the only time my family ever got together to share a meal was holidays and so it's like eating a home-cooked meal and staying up late that was the only night I could stay up late and share a meal and we did that on every holiday not just Christmas but every holiday and my dad was a workaholic he was never there like we all were gone all the time we were never together so it's like the only thing that brings us

together is to like eat great food we're all foodies talk stay up late and I loved it and the older I get I really don't get to see my family anymore. So I appreciate those moments so incredibly much when they happen. It's just like, yeah, that like sharing a meal, staying up late is everything. Chris, thank you so much for bearing your heart with us here today. I really felt that emotion. But to me, that sounds like a whole lot of yapping. He doesn't have a lot of chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing.

And that's very triggering to me and my misophonia. So I'm going to say, that's a pass for me. But I love your raw emotions that you brought to that story. Spencer, that was a beautiful story. I haven't gone. Really? Yeah, no. Oh, I'm sorry, Rylantis.

Give me your big hitch. My favorite, honestly, I mean, I love Christmas. That's my number one favorite holiday, but I think tradition-wise was the Easter egg hunt my mom put on every Easter morning. You'd wake up to a plastic egg on the foot of your bed and it'd crack open with a clue. And it's like,

A riddle. Hi, I'm the Easter bunny. My car broke down and I had to use your your washer to clean my clothes or whatever. And then it goes all over the house. No, keep going. There's small prizes at each one or small gifts at each one. And when you get to the end, there's the big Easter basket. So I always like really remember that and cherish that a lot because it's like, it's a lot of fun.

That's sweet. Tugging at the heartstrings in Easter, you know, very underrepresented holiday that people don't really talk about much. I will say, though, like who wants to have to think that hard right when they wake up? My brain don't even work for like two hours after I wake up, let alone solving a fucking riddle so I can get an easter basket. You know what I mean? Okay, fa la la la la la it's time to choose. Okay, contestants, everybody, I've made my decision. Chris, once again, love the story. Spencer, I don't remember yours.

Sandy, oh, the lights and the thing and he got confusing with the car and the stats and I don't quite know where I am and I don't really know. Jared, oh, you know I love singing. but honestly I don't like the but I also don't like the competition and if there's going to be caroling it's going to come from me so the winner is

Ryland with the U.S. The only one without a Christmas tradition well thank you so much I'm okay I'm going to stop there we go who is the winner oh my gosh so the people with one point are Sandy Jared and Ryland which means our winner with two points is Shane

oh It's a Christmas miracle. Wow. That was fun. I love this game. Let us know in the comments what your favorite Christmas movie is because I want to watch some new ones. I feel like I've seen all the major ones, but like are there any specific ones, niche ones, Allmark ones, like what are the ones that we should be checking out?

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This is something I've thought about for a long time, and I didn't. know anybody else talked about this and then Spencer sent me this real and uh well just take a look you used to work at a secret Starbucks is that right yeah there is a Starbucks that is like above reserve like a Starbucks no one's ever heard of or been to all right have you ever wondered while driving in Los Angeles how come you've never seen like will Smith stuck in traffic on the 405 that's because there's a series of intricate tunnels underneath Los Angeles known as the actor bond. I'm not kidding. They get access points to move through the city without ever having to be in traffic. You can come up in LAX. You can pop up at Dodger Stadium. Underneath there in those

tunnels is Starbucks is set up at different locations. Subways to allow them to get coffees while we're driving. All of them. Seinfeld. You've seen Seinfeld down there? I know. I've seen Seinfeld down there. Dude, almond milk latte, two shots. Wow. Yeah. Okay. First of all, so yes, he says that he worked at Starbucks underground in L.A. where all the celebrities go, the secret Starbucks, right? Okay, here's the thing. Yes, maybe he's lying, but also, why it's so specific to lie about? But also, there has been theories about underground, like, tunnels and stuff in Disneyland. DIA. DIA. Denver International Airport. Why wouldn't there be in L.A? And then I started thinking, you know what, we do live in L.A. I've lived in L.A. My whole whole.

life, and I can count on one hand the amount of times I've seen a celebrity in a car. I mean, I know you could say maybe they're in an Uber or like they're being driven around, but wouldn't you still see them in the backseat? Like, I really rarely, I really don't, Jojo Siwa. Yep, that's it. I think everyone sees her because of her car. Jojo Siwa and honestly, maybe that's it. I do have one other thing that might go in.

And that's my friend worked at Starbucks in like Calabasasas, a Gloria area, like in between. And all the Kardashians went there like every morning. like drove there walked in all the time all those types of celebrities want that right they want attention they call paparazzi but like the big like the opras the sign bells the ones that are super rich and like don't want and don't care don't want to deal with that i can see them doing the underground tunnels thing they there is underground tunnels in los angeles yeah there is it's believed that that's where the lizard people live where under downtown there's a lot there definitely there's catacombs oh right there's like a huge system of tunnels with areas to congregate like lobby

type pod openings. Like, think about the Earth is so huge. You can go a thousand stories down, but you can't go a thousand stories up necessarily. That's why Elon Musk, his whole thing is, in the future, it would be going down, not up as far as, like, real estate. What I heard, I don't know if it's true, but that at some point they started building a subway system in L.A.,

and then I guess it got scrapped for some reason. So there's like many, many, many, many miles of abandoned underground. We could do this subway, but how are celebrities going to get Starbucks if they don't want to be in traffic? I also think maybe they just don't go anywhere. Right. Like that's why we don't see them like, do they really want to go? Where are they going to go? Yeah, they're sending their assistance.

They're not really going. Okay, well, speaking of Hollywood theories, this is fucking insane. I don't want to get, okay, I'm trying to figure out how to like explain this without giving it away until the end because I can't believe it. So you guys have heard about the poltergeist curse, right? No. Oh, yeah. Really? Okay, so the movie the Poltergeist is a horror movie from, I think, the 80s.

Oh, is this about the casting crew? So that's the start of it, right? So people from that movie and from that franchise died. There has been four actors that died during and after the filming of those movies. So people started saying, oh, it's a curse. There's something about the movie or the filmmaking that cursed all of them. There's documentaries about it. There's specials about it.

It's really, really interesting. So there is a scene in the movie where the lead of the movie is like in this swimming pool And there's all these skeletons and dead bodies and stuff floating. She's fighting with them. And it's like a really scary scene. Well, it was just revealed that those are actual dead bodies, real skeletons. And she said in an interview, you have to understand that this sequence took probably four to five days to shoot. So I was in the mud and goop all day, every day for like four to five days with skeletons all around me.

I assumed that they were not real skeletons. I assumed they were prop skeletons made out of plastic or rubber. Then I found out, as did the whole crew, that they were using real skeletons because it was too expensive to make fake skeletons out of rubber. And everybody got creeped out after that. So the production went to like a morgue or a place that sells bodies and filled that pool with bodies. So let me show you the scene in the movie. And now know that these are real fucking bodies that they put in this horror movie. It's crazy that it's even legal to do that.

I don't think you could get away with it now. I don't think so. They'd still do it. Do they in movies? Oh! It has the teeth? Like this is fucking real. So yes.

And then... And then... So everybody's saying the movie's cursed. They don't know why. Yeah, that's why. What do you mean? They don't know why. That is insane.

So then I looked into it, and yes, Jared's right. They do this a lot. And they still do this today. It is like a real thing. When you die, you can donate your body or your organs, your bones, whatever, to research or different whatever. So the places that you're donating to are selling your bodies to movies because it is really expensive to recreate. They still do this. The regulations are so strict now.

How would they like you can't do anything like I know like in Friday of the 13 someone got hypothermia because she was in cold water for like very extended periods of time you can't do that anymore but you can have real dead body like it doesn't make sense so yeah I thought that was crazy let's lighten it up really fast because we have some really dark ones coming this I just thought was really funny and like I really fell down a rabbit hole about it because once I started researching I was like wait this is actually insane have you heard about the dolly part in theory no now dolly we love you Okay, so I'm not coming for you. But this is pretty wild.

So, if you Google Dolly Parton short sleeves, you will only find a couple pictures. But then, if you Google her from then, she is wearing long sleeves at every appearance, in every picture that you will see of Dolly. No short sleeves here. Well, as Wendy Williams would say, she's a woman of a particular age,

and she probably wants to wear what makes her feel the most confident because, like, sometimes I could be insecure about my arms too. and you like want the right amount of sleeves that make you look. Right. Or she has full tattoo sleeves that she's been covering for years because she doesn't want to freak out her audience and she's been wearing long sleeves and clubs to cover all of her tats.

Now, this is a big theory. There are rabble as about this. There is pictures of her chest right here. She has like a big tattoo right here that she covers and she forgot to cover it in one performance and you can kind of see it. So there are her theory that she is full body tatted up. I love her.

I think that'd be badass. I wonder what, like, the image protection is. Like, her fans would still like the tattoos, wouldn't they? I think they would love it. I mean, maybe she'll do a reveal at some point. To be fair, though, they're all, like, from the older generation. I don't know if this is just my parents, but both of my parents are like, if you were, if you have tattoos, that's crazy.

Right. Like, that's like, only, like, people have been in prison have tattoos. She's a different generation. Yeah, so maybe. Let's be honest, though. If you look at her arms, those are very tone, very in shape. Right. I think those are the kind of arms.

You'd be showing off. You'd be showing off. They probably have a muscle definition. Show those off. I read Dolly hits Pilates seven days a week. Oh, for sure. Nine to five. Maybe twice on Friday.

Delotti's new celebrity I want at Thanksgiving. Oh, that's a great one. That would be a good one. Yeah. Okay. So I have something that I want to do a deep dive on later in the episode that is something we've kind of touched on before. And that's the dead internet theory. But I really did a lot of research on this, and it's very terrifying.

So I want to go down that rabbit hole a little later. But first... What do you mean dead internet? Find out soon. Okay, but first, Jared, you have a few theories that are crazy. You haven't really explored them with me, but you kind of gave me bullet points, and I was like, oh, my God, yes. So, where do you want to start? Did Paul McCartney act?

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there was a little bit of an argument in the studio between John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Do you want to explain for Ryland who that is? The Beatles, the Beatles. I know what the Beatles are. The Beatles. Did you know who they were before he said that? Yeah. Are you kidding me?

Hey, the Baitle. That just feels very English. Definitely rolling in their graves now. The Bail. So Jersees all English people. Because you're sticking your teeth out. I've never seen a British person do that. By the way.

It's something I'm working on. Back to the Beatles. Oh, please. So that I'm going to stop. So there was a spat in the studio. Paul McCartney. drove off and the theory goes that he was decapitated during a car accident and then the label got back to the baitles and they're like hey we got to keep this shit under wraps we got an album coming out you know ain't no use in losing all kinds of money because of this so we are going to have someone fill in for paul mccartney which ironically a year before that in 1965 they had a lookalike contest for paul mccartney which some believe was just in case anything would happen to these guys let's have like these lookalike contest And a gentleman named Billy Shear was chosen to fill in for Paul McCartney.

And the Beatles themselves, they were so distraught by this because they were having to keep this secret in that they were trying to let out clues along the way for people. And it wasn't until 1969 that people really started grabbing onto this. But the next album they released was Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. And on the cover, it looks like a funeral procession. of some sort. Right. There's a guitar on top of the grave or the tombstone that's left-handed. Paul was left-handed.

Right? But on the back of the album art is all of them, and Paul is the only one not facing the camera. And then George Harrison's pointing like this, and there's lyrics on the back, and his thumb is pointed literally to where it says Wednesday morning at 5 a.m. And November 11th in 1966 was on. a Wednesday and around 5 a.m. is when supposedly his car crash but here's where it gets kind of funny because there's there's a lot more i mean this could be like people make hours and hours of documentaries about this just because there's so many of these clues scattered throughout if you play the beginning of one of their songs backwards it says he's the dead man he's the dead man

what it sounds like john lennon at the end of one song is saying i buried Paul. But what they're saying is he's actually saying cranberry sauce. What? Yeah, cranberry sauce. But the fun thing is record sales for the Beatles skyrocketed when this happened because people were damaging their records trying to hear the secret messages by playing them in reverse.

So typically people would go in and buy two at a time right off the back because they knew they were probably going to mess one of them up. Oh my God. So this could be they were just trying to boost records. sales so they put out this theory they just had fun with it and they put out a bunch of like these little hints you know like people are losing their like have you ever seen 23 with jim carry yeah they're like losing their minds over this because you can't stop finding the hints when you start looking at this right the music industry is so crazy and evil i could see

somebody dying and then just replacing him but on the other side they're so crazy and evil i can see them putting this out and being like oh let's fucking make up a theory that he's dead like a hundred Well, it's like these days, you think that rappers are really having to be for people that really mad at each other. But I think Kanye West and 50 Cent one time had this beef. And the whole thing was, we'll settle it by who sells more records on release day. Oh. You know?

So nowadays, they just manufacture a romance, a beef. But that was just their very smart marketing way of creating like a beef almost. But instead it was, is he really alive? Is he dead? and like, where's Paul, you know? Wow. I don't know. I thought it was pretty cool.

And that was another thing we could talk about at the time, but cloning in the music industry. Because think about it. Once your face has a value to it, like Taylor Swift, for instance. Let's just put Taylor Swift out there. She'd have to have a club. So many shows a week? If Taylor Swift were to unfortunately not be able to perform shows for whatever reason, you know, whether it be small or big, that's a lot of money lost for a lot of people.

all the people that are going on tour with her then you have the record label all the people whatever the case and there's compilations of her just like so sick like going to the side so like what would you do as a safety measure if you needed to just in case you could either clone them you could get a body double I mean a lot of celebrities have body doubles that are decoys that they send out right just saying that okay listen that sound that could sound crazy but the more I've learned about Hollywood you know the more documentaries I've watched the the more that I've seen, like, does not surprise me. It's all about the money. It's all about the money. And, yeah, if your whole, like, even we were watching the Martha Stewart documentary. And her, her business plan was she is the center of the universe. Martha is, you know, the son. And then everything around her is all of her business ventures, right?

And all the investors were like, well, that's dangerous. Because if you die, you get by a bus tomorrow, everything crumbles. Like, what do we, there's a thousand jobs. To jail, it kind of did. So then you start thinking, well, yeah, you have a Britney Spears. You have a Kanye. at Taylor Swift. They're at the center of everything. Now especially you have like Ariana and Rihanna and they're at the center and then you have their beauty, their clothing lines, their movies,

their makeup, they're this, they're that, like there's so many thousands of jobs. Taylor Swift probably economically has more going on than like some small countries. Oh yeah. Like her net worth and how much she provides for other people probably outweighs a lot of countries on this planet. That's what I am impressed by her. Even if you don't like her music, you've got to be impressed by her. work ethic and her business mindset because to employ that many people and create that much money you can't have a bad day you can't say no you can't be off you're a machine wow well that was really good thank you that was a good deep dive really shit I mean for myself and you and you and us and all of us yeah okay well speaking of things that are not what they seem and potentially dead the dead

internet theory so I've seen so many of you guys bring this up in the comments so I actually did write a whole script for it for the main channel video which if you haven't seen it yet main channel video conspiracy video it's out right now please check it out uh we're so proud of it i wrote a whole script for it and i ended up not putting it in because it just didn't fit with the video but it is one of the craziest theories i've heard and honestly one of the most realistic so we talked about it a little bit so in a previous podcast with jared it's a very hard topic to digest and to make palatable so i'm very excited to see what you have to say about it so basically if you don't know let me ask you a question have you noticed that the

more time you spend on the internet, whether that's social media or like on your computer, have you noticed that the more time you spend there, the more alone you feel? Yeah. You don't feel connected. You don't feel like, oh, I'm a part of something. You feel lonely and depressed. It's kind of soul-sucking. Well, that's because the theory is around 2016, the internet died. And it is now just a shell of itself. Most of the users, most of the comments, most of the websites, the news articles, everything created by AI to manipulate public opinion. and keep you engaged. Now, think about this.

When you go to X or Twitter or whatever and you search something, like, I don't really use Twitter, but if I want to see a certain topic or see what's going on, I'll search on Twitter and see what people are saying. And there's so many tweets,

but then when you actually click on the profile, there's no picture, there's no real other tweets. Like, there's a lot of bots. Like, I'm talking like thousands of bots every time I was clicking on a profile. Or you go to a YouTube video and you see, like,

lately there's been this ass that keeps commenting on our podcast? It's like porn star-esque images. And it's not, I don't know about the one on your podcast, but across all channels that we have. So it's like an ass. It's a ass.

It's been a juicy. I'm not kidding. It's an ass. And it says like, anybody else love Shane's podcast? I love it so much, right? And it gets a bunch of thumbs up. And you're like, okay, this is very clearly AI.

But then when you look at the replies, it's like, oh, I love the podcast. Oh, it's like people replying to it. And you're like, don't people know this is AI? Is it real? It's bots. It's AI. Seriously?

These AI bots have created accounts, they go on YouTube, they leave comments, and then they create new AI bot accounts to reply to those comments. And then those AI bots, those AI bots go to other videos and leave comments. Have you ever looked at comments on like a movie trailer? So a movie trailer will be posted. And like two hours later, there's a thousand comments that are like, this movie looks amazing. Can't wait for this movie. Oh, I love Julie Robertson, that movie.

Like, it's all very fake. You click on their profiles. They're not real people. They're all bots. And YouTube, now YouTube has millions of channels that are literally AI. And I've been tricked by so many of them. Like, there'll be a movie review channel where you'll be watching it and you're listening to this movie review and you see the trailer and stuff. But then I found out that it's AI.

It's literally not real. I don't know who runs it, but there's thousands of them. Have you also noticed when you Google something, right? You're trying to find the answer to a question. You'll see a bunch of articles that pop up. So it's like if you Google, um, is there really lead in Stanley Cup? this is a bucky's cut by the way but you google that and you'll see all these articles from all these different news organizations and websites and then you click on an article and you read it okay then you click

on the next one you're like wait this is the same article what the fuck but this is a different website okay you click on another one this is the same fucking article this is copy and pasted on a thousand websites and it's all the same fucking article it's because those are all AI generated literally not real websites the whole point of them is for you to click on it so they can get their advertisements because they put ads all over the page but it's just AI generated running all of these fake news articles Facebook you have somebody fighting in the comments on Facebook like we've had relatives people I know who fight in the comments on Facebook they get so worked up and then they find out that it's a

fucking bot and they were literally worked up for nothing on Facebook for hours and it's because the whole goal of these bots and which we'll get into in a second who's controlling this but the whole goal is to keep you engaged to give you angry to keep you emotionally invested fighting with all of these fucking bots all of these fake accounts and also to sway your opinion. This is where it gets crazy. There's 8 billion people on the planet, right? About 5.5 billion people have internet access. Guess how many fake accounts meta, the owners of Facebook and Instagram, guess how many fake accounts meta deactivated just in the last six years? 7.3 billion. 27 billion. So it is said last year,

49.6% of all internet traffic, all of it, was from bots. And this guy, Timothy Schupe from the Copenhagen Institute of Future Studies, predicts that in just two years, 99% of the internet will be generated by artificial intelligence. 99%. So not consuming, but creating? Creating. And it's already happening. So people are going to get over it at some point.

You would think, but like it is to a point now where anything you post online, the comment section is insane and brutal. and the point is to make you engaged and angry and fight and fight. And then when you click on their account, they're not fucking real. So what is the point of this? Who's controlling this? Here's where the theory gets crazy. So the theory is that the powers that be, the people that control things are like, oh, this is way more powerful than TV.

This is way more powerful than the news. This is the big most powerful thing in the world. If we control this, we control the world. We control what people see, what people think, what people, you know, we, literally control their minds. We can fucking brainwash people. AI can already brainwash people, right? We talked about that in the last episode. So now they created all these AIs, all these algorithms to completely control the internet. But the problem is, AI starts to recreate itself. AI starts to build on itself because when AI gets smart enough, it creates AI underneath it.

So now we've lost control. That's what he's saying. In two years, we've completely lost control. they created all these AI bots and all these algorithms and all these things and now it's to a point where they can't control it and now you have Mark Zuckerberg who is doing something that is insane shout out Mark um at meta his new plan is called AI agents so what is that AI agents are when you as a Facebook member or Instagram can create an AI version of yourself and it's your agent you can make it do whatever you want it can DM people for you it can post videos and pictures for you It could do anything you want. Now, you're thinking, okay, that has to be far in the future. It's not. Remember, like, four months ago, we talked about this. Mr. Beast, Charlie DeMille, there was all these celebrity weird videos, and we were

confused. We're like, what is this? Why are they allowing AI to do this? It's because they were testing it. That's when Meadow was testing this feature. And that's what AI agents are going to be. Completely indistinguishable from reality. So it's already happening.

And it makes you think, what is this going to turn into? And why? When I'm on social media, I've never felt more depressed and more alone than when I'm scrolling Instagram reels. Or maybe for some of you scrolling TikTok, your brain is rotting. You feel like you're getting lonelier and lonelier. And maybe it's because you're literally just interacting with fake people, which is the opposite of what the internet was supposed to be, connecting with real people. But now that's gone. Crazy. So that's a dead internet theory.

It's getting out of hand. We're losing touch. And I think hopefully maybe there'll be a rebellion. where people will turn away from that. But then again, where would the podcast go? I don't know. It would take the population to stop. And consumers aren't going to stop consuming the internet

because it's everyone's crutch. And I saw something the other day where it was like, you challenge yourself to be bored instead of like grabbing for your phone at every free moment. Because it is like we find ourselves grabbing in any free moment that we have.

I mean, I don't know if all of you do, but like I'll be doing anything. And I'm like, grab my phone. And I'll catch myself grabbing my phone. And so lately I've just been trying to be like, oh, don't grab your phone. And it's scary because even like with my emails, like we kind of talked about this on the main channel video. But literally I'll go to my emails now. And before I even start typing, it's like, do you want to say this?

Yeah. Do you want to say this? And what's scary is they're not not coming for any industry. Every industry they're trying to take over. And so it is, it does like beg the question, where does that leave us as a society? How are we going to have jobs? How are we going to make income? what's money going to mean and it's scary.

I kind of hope it just convolutes the whole situation to a degree and it makes people branch off and try to separate themselves from the whole AI movement. You know, they'll still be like, but you'd have to almost go off the internet. Well, and that's the thing I was going to say is that even like, so I know Instagram is going to have the AI agents, right?

But for YouTube, for content creators, like what if there's AI, these people who are going to be vlogging? They will. And it's going to be more entertaining than all. How are you going to even know if it's real or not? You won't.

It's such a, yeah. It's getting, it's getting close. Like, with all the apps and all the websites that now you can create influencer, it's, it's getting close. The amount of people I see that create content from using AI now is nuts, especially in the reels and TikTok world. I just hope enough people, like Spencer was talking about, become aware and get frustrated and, like, I don't know if we have to, like, protest.

I don't know if we have to, like, but I hope something happens. Well, we'd have to stop using the internet, which none of us are going to do. It's like agreeing to the iPhone. We're not going to not agree to the iPhone. We're going to use the iPhone. You can't put some kind of like really strict rule of regulation against it, you know? I mean. Yeah, I hope so.

Whatever happens, like, please, if you see a comment with an ass as a picture. Don't interact. No, don't interact. It's not real. Unless it is. And now I'm like ass-shaming. Yeah, wouldn't that be crazy? We just have like have a lot of only fans models that watch and you're like, if you are one of those, let us know you're real.

I will hope that. I'm real. If that is a real person, I hope that comment multiple times. I'm being like, this is a real, my name's Cheryl. Cheryl. In the comments. Well, speaking of the asses that talk. Yeah.

Let's get to a recap. My camera action. Rylid's recap is about to happen. Rylent's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Chris confirms what we already thought we knew, that he's super gay. But not too gay, sporting two earrings, not just one, which would be the most gay. I'm still confused on that.

On how gay Chris is? Well, no, how gay multiple earrings are. Oh, right. We can't stop yapping. Yappy, yappy, you, we're yapping, we're eating, we're cooking, and cleaning. I don't know, a fourth one. Cleaning. Cleaning.

Cleaning, like, you're cleaning. Oh, she clean. She clean. She clean eater. What? She claimed. Oh, we talked about death row. Death row meals.

Meals. Oh, some of us got to share our death row meals, but only the favorites because some of us still haven't expressed our favorite food. What is your favorite? What do you want to eat when you're about to die? Now that you ask, right now. Dry turkey. Honestly, chick filet sounding really good. Like, just all I can eat.

You know, because sometimes I'm like, ooh, this is bad for me. I shouldn't, but I'm doing the mac and cheese. I'm doing the classic burger I'm doing the fries and I'm loading all of it with Chick-fil-A sauce I always want to be bad but I'm never that bad

I'm very bad It's your pleasure Poultergeist used real bodies Sick In the news They bring up a star It's like sick disgusting Ever want to be a movie star

But it didn't happen for you in this lifetime Make sure you sign up to be a donor After you go You might just show up in movies such as The Poultergeist, and other horror movies that can't afford to recreate real skulls. Brutal. There's hope for me. The Santa Claus best holiday movie we can both see.

Oh my gosh. If you're in search of the best holiday movie ever, look no further than the Santa Claus. You don't need jingle all the way. You don't need Home Alone. You don't need the nightmare before Christmas or even the one that Shane mentioned I'd never seen before. Just stop in your tracks right at the Santa Claus. And seriously, stop there. You don't need one or two.

three or four. Rylan's the only person that hates Lush. Ooh, I hate Lush. I'm sorry to that corporation. I mean, I really did drag them. So if you guys like Lush, I'm not here to yuck your yum. I just will never join you.

Dolly Parton is tatted out. Oh. Okay, hold on everyone. He got Sabrina Carpenter ticket, so he's not here with us. I'm checking out. I'm just like trying to get to Friday. Okay.

Ever thought Dolly Parton? What's the story? Jared, talk about Dolly Parton. We have a special correspondent. Jerry. Have you ever wondered? Why, you can't see Dolly Parton's arms. This is like an AI YouTube channel.

It's possibly because she got tattoos. I don't know. I'm losing it. Okay, let's do one more. The internet's dead. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no, that was my genuine reaction. Well, I realized you teased us.

She said, like, oh, we're going to talk about things we're thankful for just a little later. We never talked about anything we were thankful for, but we'll just say we're thankful. Sabrina Carpenter tickets. That and all of you watching at home. And we're thankful for you shopping Shane Dawson's merch, shandassenmerch.com, and tuning into this podcast every other week where we'll see you again here in two weeks. Okay. Yes. We are so thankful.

Honestly, this is, in my opinion, I think this has been the best year of the podcast. I really do. We've had so much fun every time. We've tried new things, tried different things. Spencer joined. I think you joined this year, right? I can't see him, though, in that camouflage. I have to go to bed.

All right. That joke at the end of the episode. Yeah. Well, thank you guys. We're thankful for you. And, yeah, we'll see you guys here in a couple weeks. And, yeah, we're going to go. All right.

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