The Shane Dawson Podcast - Serial Killer Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: October 13, 2024

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So then they go and check it out, and they find his torso only underneath some branches. And then near the body, there was an oil drum full of, like, weapons. Why is it always oil drums? Oh, that is so crazy. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Spooky Edition! I feel like literal spook, not just like... Spooky, this is like...

This is very, very scary and possibly problematic, but I'm trying to... We're not real serial killers, okay? Like, we're imaginary serial killers, but we will be talking about real serial killers later, but we're imaginary. For example, like Jared... Well, I guess you are... that is a real person. Well, he could, we were saying he was leather face until the nose, then it was John Wayne Casey. Kind of a hybrid.

Yeah. You're like, leather waiting case. Yeah. And then Sandy, you just look like an escaped mental patient. Okay. I was getting Gypsy Rose, like the day she got out. Oh my God. That looks like the Gypsy Rose interview where she's like, mm-hmm.

She was always wearing that color of the short sleeve and she's like, mm-hmm. Spencer is American Psycho, which, by the way, you look good. You look like a weatherman. Thanks. He's representing. his family we learned something new today that his family members are weather people but as of now you're not a one person you are a serial killer from american psycho uh where oh my god imagine there's no cover on this that is a real is that real well i got a real one because because what i'm trying to like level up

the thumbnail game like i've been having fun making little movie posters out of them so this one i was like okay instead of using like apps to try to put us in weird clothes i'm going to get the real costumes i'm going to get real props and all the axes that I got that were props look so stupid and fake. So I got a real one, but there is a cover, so he is being very safe right now. A sheath, as I say. Why are you wasting your time until AI kills us? Just utilize it. Oh my God.

AI, I don't know. Listen, I get it, but it kind of makes everything look a little weird and a little fake. Like everybody's thumbnails are starting to look very Mr. Beastie. He said, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they look like weird cartoons. Yeah, which, no offense. Shout out to the weird cartoons out there, but I wanted it to look a little scarier. So we have that going on.

Chris, I don't know if you're a killer or a victim, but I like both. Because you're covered in blood. There's a lot of blood. But maybe it's not your blood. Chris will never know. If you're second guessing it, they're- Yeah, why are you second-guessing me? Scary that happened to us this week.

What? Well, somebody threw over a duffel bag over our- We're going to talk about this? You don't want to talk about this? It's scared all of us. Okay, I have reasons for not wanting to talk about this, but we can talk about this. Hold on. Let's just wrap this up.

Who am I? Oh, you're Michael Myers. You kind of have Michael Myers' hair right now, which I don't know if that's a I don't even know what he did, but, okay. He would have murdered so many people. I don't know who I am. I was going to be Dahmer for the thumbnail, but then I'm like, is that offensive or problematic? Because he's real.

So as of now, I'm either escaped serial killer from the prison or I'm Lindsay Lohan slash Harris Hilton when they got their D-E-Ly lunchbox. And my Stanley matches, my job. You would. Okay, so what happened to us this week? Okay, so I go outside, and I'm like, you know, every day I go outside for like 35 seconds just to get some sun and then I go back inside. And so I'm outside for my 30 seconds of the sun.

And Ryan goes, what the hell is that? And I was like, what? And he goes, that over there. And I look. And there is a full outfit. It's like not just a normal outfit on the ground. It's like a vest, like a hiking vest. There's like sandals.

There's like pants. Like it literally is. And a duffel bag. And they're worn, torn, and used. Yes. What? And they're by the front gate. So we see that.

We're just like, what the fuck is going on? So we walk over and I'm like, uh, it literally looks like somebody murdered someone and threw the evidence into our property. But then I started thinking true crime because I've been, you know, getting ready for this podcast. And I started thinking, wait a minute. What if like somebody murdered someone through the evidence over our fence because we live by a lot of hiking trails?

And then what if the cops come and they see that as evidence and they're like, Why is there close here? And then we're like, I don't know. They were just there. And they were like, oh, really? You had clothes there and you just didn't pick it up. Like, because it's been there now for a week. And then even deeper, you start thinking, wow, somebody's been framing us this whole time.

The whole time. So then I started thinking, okay. And I'm like, don't touch it. So I was like, so I was like, Ryan, do I call the cops right now? And he's like, what? I'm like, do I call the cops and say, hey. So we found clothes and evidence. Evidence.

We don't know if it's like the neighbor or if somebody was murdered. But like either way, like it wasn't us. like and then but then I'm like but that'll tip them off either way it was because I was like that's the most suspicious sounding thing in the world if somebody did die we are now suspect number one I was like don't you dare call the fucking police if I was a cop and somebody said

don't fucking call the police well no I said I'll hand them over the video camera footage they can go through and find exactly when the person threw it over the gate and then we're proven innocent here's what happened so he goes well we have cameras everywhere like we can see it and I was like well can you look through the footage and find and see when

somebody threw it, and he goes, oh, that would take forever. I'm like, that could literally be the difference between us going to jail forever. I could ask the security people, and they could tell me every time that there was motion and they could do it. But, like, I would have to sit on times eight being like for three days. But it is most likely the neighbor who throws stuff over our fence. Most likely. Wait, so you guys still haven't figured this out?

No, it's still there. I've been busy, Sandy. I had to go to yoga. This is a scary part, though. The scariest part. There's two pairs of sandals. Another pair of sandals has emerged. And these are, like, very old, worn down sandals.

Like, we're, and we found them in a different area of our property. So we're thinking maybe Riley, like, the dog, like, maybe our dog picked it up and took it. Or somebody is sneaking onto our property and, like, hiding evidence. Chris has given me that look. That's pretty scary. I would be watching the security camera right now. It sounds like Riley murdered someone. Don't call my thoughts.

Why you guys are just murdered? Stop looking into it, okay? Stop. I'm sure that everything's fine. What's that over there? Are you okay? I honestly don't know. I'm really scared.

I'm scared for you. And I was like, God, if you're going to murder anybody, murder me. Make it romantic. Yeah. Yeah, so that's our update. Don't really know what to do,

but it's fun for spooky season. Maybe somebody's pulling a big old spooky prank on this. Framing us for murder? I wouldn't be able to sleep until I saw the footage if I'm being honest, but I'm crazy. You and everyone else, but I guess I'm just so innocent that I'm like, whatever. I wouldn't be able to.

to sleep unless I saw the footage, you know? I feel like there's someone on fiber you can hire to look through it all and tell you. Right? I don't want them to Zemean naked. Outside. What? Hey.

Yeah, wait, what? Me and the neighbor, we both get our newspapers, nude with our coffee. Our neighbor literally. We, okay, by the way, like, he has no, there's no fence in front of it. He will stand outside. Totally fucking butt-ass naked with coffee in the morning.

He does that. And so will ride with. And he just got a rooster statue, which is like oh i did see that i thought that was so cool like has this video this whole time we've never seen it if someone drives by the wrong time are you and your neighbor just naked i'm not actually wrong time do you think he got like a cock there was like because there's like a cock because he's naked all the time i think people yes spencer so people drive by that's a big the word cock is so intense it is something so intense about that word so he just like

leaning on i just not that i'm picturing it but he's probably just like leading on the He walks out and naked drinking his coffee. Sips his coffee and, you know, son's his cock. You ever think you know he'll be riding it? I have to go. Wait, that would be iconic. If I walk outside and he's riding the cock. That's a good neighbor.

At 7 a.m. I'm going to be like, wow. You better take a photo of it. I'm going to have the security camera footage recorded. Well, speaking of riding the cock. Or wait, this is a bad transition. Hold on. I was going to say, Lizzie had her baby.

Guys, this is very exciting. Lizzie was supposed to be here today. We were going to do another big brother episode. But then Lizzie, well, happily, Lizzie had her baby. So yeah, should we FaceTime her and get a little life update from Lizzie and Mommy? She's going to be like, why are you guys all dressed in my studio? I've been sending her picks. I told her what's going on in the neighborhood.

Geez, you could be a little more friendly. Hello? Sorry, I'm eating a sandwich and breastfeeding. Oh, wow. Hide the tip. Oh, my bad. Hi, okay. Congratulations on having me.

Congratulations. Okay, give us an update. How is it being a mama? It's like a war zone over here. We're covering kitten piss all the time. That was me before I met you. And she's really not into changing the diapers yet. Oh, yeah.

How's diaper changing going? Is it, uh... I've had a weird thing with the diapers. What? I don't know why, but I have like this compulsive need to rip the sides off the diaper. That's how you close the diaper. And so I just was ripping the sides off all the diapers before. Why?

How would you close them? And then she's like, he's having blowouts. And I was like, well, stop being fucking stupid. So how do you, what are you eating? Oh, ice cream sandwich. Wow. Okay, Lizzie, did your motherly instincts take over? Did you instantly feel like, oh, this is what I was meant to do my entire life?

Yeah. Period. End of sentence. But yeah, he latched on my. my boob right away and I just felt right and good and I just I look at him and I love him and he's really cute so you're so lucky I'm so happy for you because I was nervous oh I had an ugly baby coming because the shit you talk about ugly babies I was like oh god oh god please oh that's all I do I can't stop talking shit about an ugly baby but my baby's cute but he kind of hurts my feeling the funniest thing about Lizzie's baby is he side-eyes everything like if he's not happy he's not crying he just looks at her like you're a bitch I love that Well, we're so happy for you Congratulations

and when are you Are you coming back here soon for the sip, right? Are you leaving the house? Oh my God Yeah, I've been leaving the house I've been practicing leaving the house to get ready for the sip

I told her it's not yet Doctor approved but she's trying to think that she is the doctor No, my doctor told me to move my ass around You're a liar Mine too

I swear God Well, we're excited for you to hopefully at some point get back here But no pressure, no rush. You just parent that baby. Oh, I'm coming to be head of household. All right.

Well, have a good feed. This is all I do. All I do is feed and rip off the size of diapers. That sounds good. That sounds very healthy. Love you guys. Bye. Love you.

I love you. Wow, I can't believe she's a baby. Crazy. Now that I know about, like, breastfeeding and parenting and stuff, now I feel guilty. You know about breastfeeding? Well, no. Like, now that it's like in the comment, like, We talk about, you know, now I feel bad because, you know, at the mall, there's, like, that room with the couch and everything next to the bathrooms.

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Really? They are brutal. And I'm not going to give them away, but I'm very excited. If it has anything to do with my face, I'm out. What? Sounds like our first date. Everyone keep track of your own scores on your, if you score points, put a little point. Oh, yeah, thank you. Here we go.

The first one is, and feel free to play this in the comments. Who is most likely to enjoy the smell of their own fards? We're starting easy. But is this rigged? Because if the questions are obvious answers, then that person gets a point. Whoa, why is that an obvious answer? Okay, one, two, three. Me.

Oh, my, Sandy. Oh, Stephanie. I only put Shane because I feel like you, I feel like you would like. Do you not know your husband? I feel like you would be impressed. Like, wow, like, you know, and then Jared would be like, man, that's real stinky.

Okay, okay. You're not wrong because the other night I might have acted. I never fart. That's not even something I'm capable of. The other night, something happened. And Rydley goes, Shane, and I just went, period. Which did show pride. I was proud of it.

So you're not wrong. But the majority was Jared. So everybody who said Jerry gets a point. Okay. Next one. Most likely to not wash their hands after using the bathroom. Oh, my gosh. What everyone thinks?

I know the truth, but what is everybody going to write? I think we all know what the majority is. Okay, we know the, okay. Three, two. Oh, all right. One. Jared. Yeah.

But also Ryland. But I put Ryland. You do not wash your hands up to go to the bathroom. After I pee, no way. Never. Never. Not what? Even if it's like a stinky pee.

I just want to defend myself in that there's hand sanitizer all around this house and I use it at all hours of the day though. Okay. So you're doing something. I wash my hands for the still like, you know, after COVID, it's like wash your hands for 20 seconds. I still do that. Yeah.

I do that too. Here's my problem. You wash your hands and then if I don't have lotion, my own hands give me the ick. Like I can't. live with myself if there's not a bottle of lotion then it's a whole process it's like I have to wash my hands wait for my hands to dry excuses get it you don't wash your hands it's like a two minute process okay well let me find okay let me find one that's not very obviously Jared it's hard the next one was

going to be most likely to pull a Wendy Williams aka burping and farting at the same time I think we know okay easy call um okay I'll skip that one but we'll still play the clip because it's my favorite If you're ever having a bad day, that's the clip. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. You're going to, oh, you're going to hug. Uh, who are you going to hug. Okay.

It's so true. Oh, most likely to accidentally post their own nudes on their story. Oh. Oh. Uh, yeah. Yeah. One, two, three. Ryland.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Spencer fucked me. Uh, because I was going to say, I was going to say, Ryland, but then Spencer said he had a story. Ooh, he's playing. Damn it. Whoa. Spencer had a story. I fuck myself because I thought

everyone's going to say that too. But then Ryland has actually done that. Yeah, that's why. Well, it wasn't an accident. No, I was hacked. Oh. I thought, wow. I don't know a lot about the story, but I know there were some kind of nudeish on the internet. I was sending it to Shane on what I thought was a safe platform Snapchat when we first started dating. No, you weren't sending them to me on Snapchat.

Yes, I was. You were using the Snapchat camera because it had the frontal No, you were on your book tour, and I sent it to you on Snapchat. Are you serious? I'm serious. This really doesn't matter, but you're wrong. What you did. Oh, here we go again. Fight with Shane and Ryland.

Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. I don't use Snapchat like that. Like, I don't open Snapchat messages. We were when you were on your book tour. No, we were. So what we were doing was you were taking them on snap. Why would I take photos in Snapchat?

Because it had the frontal flash. And iPhones used to not do that. Oh. Thank you. So then you would text them to me. So then when you got hacked and they got released, I got scared that I got hacked. Okay, you might be right because I didn't realize any photo you take in Snapchat

saves to your library. Even though it's not public facing, it's in like your database. I don't think I knew that until just now. You just saw me get gaslit. I did. I truly believed it. Is it gaslighting if I believed it myself?

That's insanity. No, you hit me with facts. I forgot about front flashes not existing on iPhones. But was it like a straight-up nude? Like, I don't know. Was my face in it? Yes. Was it like you saw all of it?

It was him laying holding his dick. Oh. Okay, now you're going to make people go on it. Oh, like you don't care. You love it. Also, was that the fourth question? I lost it. And I was taking off on a plane.

Oh, it was a nightmare. Spencer, what's your story? Oh, yeah. Mine was snaps to her related to. Mine was more just I was hooking up with this girl and she took a picture of me eating her out. What? And she was going to send it to a friend, apparently. Huh?

And she posted it on her story. But it's just my little face. Like, who had flash on. And then we were just, like, continuing to hook up, and then her phone was like, and all her friends. And she eventually checked it, and it was like, and then she went to a different school.

And so apparently a bunch of people knew I was at the school because my face was like, Oh my God. Yeah. But that was, I just felt bad. I just felt bad for her. That's like a TV show scam. Yeah, and that was like in high school.

So like, if that happens to you in high school, your life is like, holy shit, my life's over. I feel like guys would be like, hell yeah. And then the girls would be like, eh, eh. It's not fair how that works. Okay, most likely to buy something big without telling their partner. I don't think this is right, by the way.

I just don't know who else to put it. One, two, three. I bet Jared. Me. Oh, I forgot about Shane. I felt like Shane was in the running. You're running. Damn.

Okay, I put Jared because like Hot Wheels. Who's the most? Wait, what do you cost a dollar? Shane was, well, like a big one, though. I got a point. I got a point. Wait, so I didn't get a point. That's sad.

Wait, why did you guys say me? Actually, now that I'm thinking about an issue, I just didn't think about you. I would say you only because I think you just like to surprise people with me. And I initially I thought Jared, but then I was like, no, I feel like he's pretty thoughtful. Like he would inquire with Sandy or at least to give her the heads up. That's so interesting that people didn't put Ryland. Because I feel like you. I feel like Ryland likes, he's more, he loves getting a gift.

You're the giver of gifts. You know, God, you guys are not that he's not giving gifts. But you know what I mean? Like, that's, you love, you. Is there something big? Hey, his presence is a present. Right. That's what I always say.

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If Rylan wasn't Riland, it would be Rylent. What do you mean? Like if you weren't a YouTuber, it would be you. Maybe. And if Lizzie was here, it would be her. I was going to say, well, can write the scene. All right, three, two. Oh, I haven't even ripped anything.

Okay. Screw it. Go ahead. Me. Oh, my God. What did you say, Chris? Me. Why?

What do you say, Sandy? Because he does. Damn it. I get really upset. If someone is mean to, like, Lizzie or somebody, I'm like, you don't understand. She's been there for me. It makes me really mad. Under your main account? Yeah.

Bold. Guys, try to piss Chris off in the comments on this one. No, no. See who could provoke Chris the most. Why chose Jerry because you said it? I was trying to get people to say me so I could get a point, but it didn't work out. Okay. Next one.

Most likely to sell their soul to the devil. Oh. I know. I know. Well, the devil's really intense. Can't it just be like the Illuminati? No, the devil. For what?

What are you selling it for? All the richest in the world. Just because of that writing your name. How much? Good point. My whole soul or just the tip? I feel like Chris. Yeah, one, two, three.

Chris. Oh, I put Riley. Well, you put you too. You, but you? Well, yeah, because you and Jared are like, I wrote your name first. I just put Riley because he's like, well, what about the Illuminati?

True. Okay, maybe he'll be tempted. You would not sell your soul. We have children. Well, I didn't take it to the devil. I said Illuminati. Okay. Anyways, I put Chris because I could see you being like,

ooh, that sounds fun, the devil. Oh, no. Not because of that. If someone's like, it's like a little nausea. If someone's like, you can buy everyone in your life a house, sign this contract. You know what? I would

gladly accept. Thank you, Chris. Okay. Who is most likely to be a cuck? A cuck? Think about this, you guys. I don't, again, don't feel confident in my answer at all. I love this game, by the way. It's fun. Good job, brother. It's tough. Shout out. If it is a big brother game, you guys did a good job. Okay,

one, two, three. Spencer. Spencer. Damn it! And only me and him put Chris. Okay, I put Spencer because I feel like he's the most sexually open well you wouldn't be a cuck but I could see you in a threesome situation and then they just start doing it and then you're just like yeah okay yeah you're the one that knows about all the freak apps right so and I feel like Chris is pretty monogamous actually and then we're both in relationships and I don't think we're down to like cut for me it was the relationship thing and you're young and having fun I always said that because at one point I feel like you said you would let Kevin James and and your dude go at it wait a minute remember so that's why maybe it's like a fantasy i wouldn't really i okay i actually now remember you texting me this week and said that you were invited into a cuck situation or a three so i'm not sure what it was exactly it was strange i've never had that happen so what happened i was at a party

and then this woman came up to me and she was very intoxicated and she was like oh i i just found out from someone you're you're you're gay you're you're you're gay and i'm like yeah and she's like oh wow I've been wanting to do anal for a long time. And can you, like, tell me about it? Like, walk me through it. And I'm so stupid. Like, I'm just like, oh, well, practically, here are the steps. And I'm just telling her.

And then she's like, oh, yeah. So do you have to go slow at first? And, like, I didn't realize how, like, sensual she was being about it. But I was just like, yeah, I mean, just slow at first, so doesn't hurt. And, like, I'm just, like, being so naive about it. And then, like, her husband comes in. And he's like, I don't know if I do with a man, but I've also been wanting to do, like, three way and this and that.

And I don't know if I want to do the anal, though. I wish someone would do it for me. And I was like, what's happened? And like, I didn't piece it together until the conversation was like done and I was leaving. And I was like, oh, they were inviting me. I didn't realize until my penis was in his ass. That's what they were talking about. Wait a minute.

What did they want you to do? I don't know. Were you going to be a perjury? Because they both were like touching my shoulders and being very like talking a lot about anal, a lot of eye contact. But like in the moment, it like, like, this is how it started. It was just like, oh, I'm interested in anal.

Like, do you have advice? I was like, oh, yeah, okay. That'd be weird from the jump. But. So, someone just gave it to be like, hey,

I'm interested in anal. She was drunk. She was real drunk. How does that work? So I was like, there's a drunk, corny lady wanting to know, like about her husband.

Was she white? No. Oh. Oh. I don't know why. Like a stiffer's mom type. Okay. But as I was leaving,

my boyfriend was like, you know they wanted to fuck and or you, watch, right? And I was like, what? And then he started, like, retelling me everything that just happened. I was like, oh. You know that guy will buy your whole family houses, right? If you fucking have ass.

Wow. It's funny to be like, we heard you're gay. Do you want to fuck me and my husband? You just heard you don't want to do that. It's like, who told them? Someone just walked in like, hey, you know, that guy's gay, right? Well, maybe it's not a threat to the relationship. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, okay. Who is most likely to fall asleep five minutes into watching a movie? Oh, shit. Oh, I know this one. I haven't watched many movies with you guys. Oh, wait. Okay, so I feel like there's two people in the room. How do we choose?

It seems like the similar people that might be doing this. It's such a pet peeve of mine if I'm with someone. Oh, my God. It's the worst. This is worse than showing someone music and them talking the whole fucking time. I will say, oh my God. I hate that. I will say, though, when your mom falls asleep during movies, doesn't bother me.

I'm almost like when she does it. I'm like, she deserves it. When you do it, oh, my God. Let's watch a movie at a reasonable hour then. Eight o'clock is too late. I'm feeling good about my answer. Yeah, we do. All right.

Three, two. Zambi. Oh. Perfect. It's me, but only because my husband wants to start movies at 10 p.m. No, I never do.

We only start movies at like eight or even 7.30. It's a lie. I agree with Ryland. The same with this guy over here. He always wants to watch something at night. It's like, it's like 10.30. Yeah, it's like.

And then she lies about being asleep. Are you asleep? No. That's funny. And then the worst. part is okay i'm going to wake you up at 7 a.m. we can watch a movie and i see how you feel the worst part is if he does stay awake during the movie which is rare hopefully he instantly forgets whatever we just watched so then whoa yes no i don't we're dating the same human

literally the same um okay interesting so ryanlin's got up we all got points for ryanlin is this everyone's significant other though like it's yeah of our significant other has the same body temperature as them a same schedule as them a same anything as they're It's like, why are we all attracted to people that we can't just coexist? Because opposites attract. It's exhausting. Love is magnetic. Okay, let's see.

Let's do one more. Who is most likely to give a fake compliment? Oh, this is easy. It's easy? Yeah, this is very easy. I don't know. Does that mean it's me? No, it's not you.

No, Ryan. You can barely give a real. real compliment without, like, cringing. Well, no, you know if I'm giving you a compliment. It's real because I don't do it. It's rare. I don't know many of us that are just throwing out compliments. Two, okay.

Three. Chris. We all got it. You would give a fake compliment? I mean, I would never purposely try to give a fit compliment, but I would do anything in my power to not say something mean. So. Even with the drunk lady asking for anales.

You're probably like, you know what, miss? Your hair is pretty. I just hate me. Okay, damn it, we all got it. Okay, let's do another one. Who is most likely to survive to the end of a horror movie? Oh. Oh, like if we're actually in a horror movie.

Oh, I know. Going off a gut right here. Two, three. Me. Thank you, Spencer. Wow. I put me. I think majority's still Shane, right?

Majority is me. I knew I was going to lose any way. I only put that because, obviously, I've seen every horror movie ever. They'd kill Chris because you're gay. They'd kill Ryland because you're gay. and annoying, they'd killed Jared because Jared would really fight back and think of that scene where he's like,

oh, he's going to live, he's going to live. Then he'd die. Sandy, unfortunately, you're the girl. You're going to die in a very dramatic way. And Spencer, you're definitely the guy that's going to go, like, go pee out in the backyard, like smoking some weed or something. And then he's like, what?

And then you get killed. What? Well, no, you're saying. And then Shane, it turns out he's the mastermind and he's the killer that has the duffel bag in our front yard. Stop! And then to cover it, there's a whole episode

about serial killers and then really it turns out it was his husband that he was covering for but he survives till the end of his husband's dead are you guys confessing okay let's reveal the scores how many does everybody have nine nine eight how the fuck did you guys get so many i got five you have eight okay so here's the thing jared obviously you're the ultimate loser but thank i think you and sandy have to rock paper scissors me no i also got eight me sandy and Spencer have a bonus question. Are you ready for this? Now, I don't know the answer to this

because I genuinely am so curious like what it's actually going to be. Are you ready for this? Yes. Okay. How many items do we think is on the cheesecake factory menu? Oh, my gosh.

I literally, it could go so high. Are you going to be able to Google that answer? I'm going to write down a guess, too, even though I'm a complete loser. Let's all put it just for fun. Okay. Ready? Three, two, one.

I said 200. I put $121. Oh, wow. Wow. Spencer. Damn. 1,237. 420.

Chris. And the answer is, oh my God, I'm nervous. More than $250. Whoa! Wow. Did I win? I won.

Yeah, you were. What the hell kind of answer is that? Wait, so who lost? Both of us. I did one less than 201. So you lost. Sounds good to me. And I know what to punish me.

Yeah, it's sad. Okay, we have handed Jared and Spencer the punishment. cards. Now pretend it's big brother. That's how they were written. So Jared, would you like to read your punishment? Yes. O.M. Jizzle. You just got booked at the biggest festival in the world. Buh, Bichella. Bebechella. Every time you hear the sound controlled by the H-O-H, you have to perform a 15-second freestyle rap on the main stage. Don't flop. Because at the end of the episode, the other house guests will be voting on whether you You rocked the BB Chilla stage hard enough to avoid a final mystery punishment.

Okay, first of all, this was made for you. I was planning on, like, Rihling having to do a freestyle rap, but you're literally a rapper. So this is just going to be iconic. Maybe I have the game a little bit, but I could try. Spencer. This is okay. Hey, girly, hold on to your tities because you just scored VIP tickets for BBCella 2024. You're going to be front row at your favorite rapper show.

You better be the best fan girl in the world every time they perform or else you'll be facing a huge mystery punishment. Okay, so we have costumes for these punishments and I'm very, very excited about. One of the costumes involved, like, inflation. It's very, just get ready. And also, wait, so the HOH was supposed to control

the buzzer sound. Yo, he got an orange suit on. No, I was it. I'm not, I'm not, that wasn't it. So between Chris and Rylan, two winners, who wants to control Jared? It's freestyle rap. Oh.

Supply. You don't want to? I think you got it. I trust you more. Good catch. I used to go and shop and pay less. I don't like to have a lot of stress. Who's that girl with the big breast?

Okay. Guys, it's a freestyle. I'm a little foggy. You're rusty. Someone didn't seem like a big fan. You think you're going to get set. Honestly, that was pretty lame. Oh, yeah.

I thought he was backstage warming up. I didn't see any fan girl. I was getting my drink in the concession slot. I think you're going to need lessons from Chris. Okay. Sorry. We're going to take a quick break and get back into costume, and we will see you guys very soon.

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All right. Enjoy the rest of your show. Bye. Okay, we're back and oh my God. It feels like Jared did not lose the competition. It feels like I did. Oh, my God. Okay, first of all, I'm just going to say this, you're pretty.

Isn't he a pretty woman? You could literally be a drag queen. You literally have like good bone-shot. What would her drag name be? We'll work on that. No, but you look really good. How do you feel? Shequen-Ox.

You think she works out? I don't know. It came to me. Shequen-Ox. Well, I'm his biggest fans or I'm Shequen-Ox. Whatever I say she is. It's kind of slipping. Yeah, the bikini is completely falling.

Oh, there we go. Yeah, is this offensive? No, it's like drag race. Yeah, but not offensive. I've been dressing like this for years. Why are we thinking it's offensive when it's a straight man? I know, but you're gay. It feels a little different.

But like straight man, you're just inhabiting the body that you'd like to... But there are street guys that do drag, right? I guess there are. Jared is a 90s rapper. Look at a little elatable radio. I would call him a gay rapper. That's a pretty gay outfit. Hey, this is how the kids are dressing these days.

It really is, honestly. What? Looky, looky. Oh, my God. In my right pocket, I got a cookie. A groupie. Trek 2 is a favorite movie. I love you.

Keep going. Now to get 15 seconds for first. Gonna pay for more You know what I'm saying? Wow, that was good I liked the prop Oh my God Expect props from me

Okay And I expect props from y'all All right Yes Samet Can you clap Thank you shequinax Whoa

Holy shit I try not to Wow We had to take the ass I could sit down There was there You did have an inflatable ass It was literally the exact same

No worry I got you on that BD Yale. Yes. Speaking of, my God, I don't know, Jared. Give us a vagina wrap.

It's wet. It's juicy. You got questions. Send them to me. Oh. You want to answer? Shout out to Shequinach. She's a dancer.

Hype the fuck up, Shequinach. I don't want to chew over your rapping. I got no fans over here. We love you. We love you. Shut up. Sorry. This is literally like that vine.

Oh my God, Vine. How old am I? But you know the vine where it's like a guy on stage and then they go to the audience and they're like two girls? You got twice as much as me. Okay. First, we got an email. This made me laugh so hard. Okay, this was from Chase.

And the subject was, I saw Sandy. Okay. Hi, Shane. What? Yes. Hi, Shane. I've been a huge fan since 2010. And I'm totally hooked on the podcast.

I never miss an episode. Thank you. I had to geek out for a bit because when I heard you mention Sandy as the new queen of Riverside, I actually live in Riverside. For the past three years, I've been thinking I was going crazy because I kept seeing someone at work who looked and sounded just like Sandy. I brushed it off until today during a fire drill when I realized it was actually her. I've been too nervous to say hi. I didn't want to seem like a creep.

I work at blank high school as a blank. don't want to docks anybody anyways just wanted to say i'm a huge fan of y'all do you work at yeah oh my god have they come up to you since they said i know because i don't know who you're talking about there was one student so they're not they don't work there but a student a few months back um i've seen a comment they said oh i know her she works at my school and then they came into the center and they're like oh yeah i saw you on there and i was like oh yeah but she's never mentioned it before she's come back before she's never mentioned it but i don't know like an employee that nose.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. Well, now she'll probably come to know who that is. Well, now she'll probably come say hi. Yeah, come say hi. I thought that was so funny. Like, imagine you're like at work and you're watching and listening to a podcast and then you hear the person in real.

That's so crazy. It is crazy because we recently did have a fire drill. So I know exactly when that was. Wow. Okay, this next email, this is so cute. This is from Alyssa. The subject was, my dog sings. I was skeptical, but there's video.

Hey guys, my name's Alyssa and I love you all. love you all. You all bring something so special to the podcast, and thank you because the podcast has got me through a lot. You're welcome. Thank you. This is my nine-year-old sheep-a-doodle named Peti. When he actually knows a song, he will sing without my help. Here is a few clips of him singing songs from the podcast. What? I got to see this. This is America's Got Talent. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that is so cute. That's so cute. Clean!

Wow, that is iconic. So cute. Hitting the notes. Yeah. That is so cute. Oh, there's another one. Hold on. I want that dog.

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Oh, my God. The dog left the room. The dog was like, damn, I can't compete with that. She's like, and I'm also the one writing these songs. That was so cute. Thank you so much for sending that. Oh, my God. That was great.

Okay, this is an email from Nikki. This is very exciting. Minogue? Yes. That is exciting. Shut out, Barbes. She said, this is from Nikki. Whoa!

Oh, hold on. I got a dog name Harper. In my hand right now, I got a marker. My car. People say, what do I rhyme for? It's for the name on the white board. That's me. What I'm going to have faint.

What did you just say? I'm going to faint. You better faint. What? Yeah, you can't just threaten that if you're not going to. Oh, my God. Faint for Justin Bieber. Faint for me.

So from Nikki, y'all stop. These are so cute. Never ordered merch from anyone before, but I had to. Hope you see this Love You All from Ottawa. And here she is wearing the merch. She has a hat and a shirt. Oh, I love that. So cute.

Oh, my God. She's so pretty. Yeah, she is. She gave us different background. She gave a different, different vibes. So thank you so much, Nikki. A whole model. Okay.

A whole model. We got, I can't, Spencer, how many emails are you all about this? It's so many emails. Guys, we see it, please. No, keep sending them. Wait, I'm on the edge of my seat now. Okay. There is a little Debbie's park.

Okay, I haven't seen it. It's insane. I hadn't heard about it either. I just saw the subject line on the emails. Where does it exist? Okay. I actually don't know. It's in Tennessee.

Tennessee. Okay, we're going to have to take a flight. Because look at it. This is from Isabel. And here are pictures of the park. So you see the little Debbie. That's a little sign. Okay, that's cute.

It's relatively new. And then look, the Nutter Butter Seesaw. Oh, fuck. Okay. The Cosmic Brownie little thing to climb on. The oatmeal pie, little thing to spin on. So cute. The oatmeal cream.

And then look at the Christmas tree. Oh, my God. We need to do this to our house. We need Little Debbie sculptures. That would be amazing. Thank you so much for signing it. That is so cute. Okay.

And I have one advice email. And I wanted to do this one today because Sandy is here so you can give us a woman's perspective. Well, sorry, Spitz. Yeah, man. Show some respect to Shequin Knox. Thanks, baby. I love how he's supposed to be his fan, but I feel like he has her together, right? I'm getting a relationship vibe.

Hold on. Are you paying Shequin Knox to root for you? Okay. This is an email from... The subject was man-scaping. Hey guys, I would like to remain anonymous. Believe her name. Okay, hey guys.

So I had some advice. My blue-collar boyfriend is the best. He works so hard, and I absolutely love him. I think he's handsome and hot no matter what. But how do I hint or tell him that he needs to take better care of his appearance by manscaping a bit? His eyebrows practically grew into a unibrow. He has long nose hairs, and the wax in his ears is all the that I can see.

He showers every single day but doesn't focus on the little things that girls notice. How do I kindly ask him to do these things? Okay, this is a big question. I knew it was gonna be bad

because she gave him like five compliments. Right. The jump, I was like, what's coming next? You know, these aren't that brutal though.

It's not like you're fat. It's like use the fucking ear cleaner. Yeah. Well, what I did is actually I bought Jared like a trimmer.

Yeah. And then I just tell him. I think I just told you not that long ago. Like today that you should have done your ears. Ryland would be the hardest person to tell something like this. Oh, yesterday you had a burger. A burger?

On your face. And I didn't want to say anything because whenever I say, whenever I say something. I don't know why my burger sounds so gross. I know I'm going to recommended it, but now it's like kind of making me nauseous. No, you're just so weird. James starts, like, panicking and makes a huge deal that won't tell you what's going on. It's like, just that you have a fucking situation in your nose, go take care of it. Every time I say that, he goes, oh my God, calm down.

We have kids now. Get used to it. Well, it's because that's so weird to me that like a b-ohr is his, like, end-all be a. I don't know why I thought he said burger. That's the code word. Oh, I thought you were talking about. I was like, how much of a burger did he have on his face? Their stomachs get turned upside down at the easiest thing.

Like my parents... Let me speak. Nope, no, no. Let me speak. So, there was a burger. It wasn't on his nose. It was his mustache. Oh.

Oh, a mustache burger. That's the word. And I knew if I said something, he would get mad at me. No, I wouldn't. So I calmly walked to the bathroom and I got some toilet paper. And I calmly walked back over. And I wiped his... Imagine something coming in your face with the fucking paper towel.

This is growth for me because usually I would. gag and throw up. I didn't. I calmly wiped it off. I didn't look. I took her to the toilet and flush it. And he goes, what was that? What the fuck? What the fuck? What was that? You knew what that was. Why did you make me say it? I said, I don't want to say. You know what it was. And he goes, tell me. What was it? What was it? And I said, you was a fucking burger. And I had to get rid of it.

Why are you making me say? Because I'm going to start gagging. I'm sorry that you're in Jared's stomachs get turned upside down at nothing. Yes. I agree with you. It's like so annoying. Just fucking eat. Okay. So what's her advice? Just tell him. Yeah. Yeah. If Sandy has stuff in her teeth or either one of us, we just tell it to, like, hey, I'll just tell her, hey, you got some shit on your face right here. You got, like, shit in your eyes.

You got, you got eye burgers going on. He really does. But I think, too, I think it's a little different because she's talking more about, like, his disappearance, not just him having something in his mouth or honest. So I think when it comes to the eyebrows, like, I know for Jared, I'll just, like, pluck his eye, or not pluck his full eyebrows, but, like, if there's one sticking out. I just think you have to be open and honest and say, hey, why don't you try this? Or you know what, just read this email directly to it. Like, hey, boyfriend, I absolutely love you. You're handsome, you're hot, yes.

And then say, but, da, da, da, da. I have two ideas. I think you should do the thing where, like, you get your kissing and you're close to him. And you're like, oh, my God, I love you, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, I love you. Oh, my God, oh, my God, I'll be like, what? And be like, okay, this is so stupid, but can I just, like, just like, just for fun? Like, I've always wanted to, like, give you a makeover. Give you a makeover.

Yeah, I make it a fun thing. so then start plucking his eyebrows and be like oh my god it hurts oh my god you're such a baby you're such a worst and be like no i'm not it's like yeah let me okay so that's like a fun thing to get the eyebrows down now if there's a pubic hair problem i have an idea for that next time you're you go down there and you know pleasuring and then you're like oh oh it works i'm always doing that no results Sam. It is true. Shane kind of straight.

I think everyone just needs to grow up and say like, honestly, you're responsible for letting him show up to work like this. And it's a reflection of you. I like, because how she said it in the email is nice, like, be like, hey, you're beautiful. I love you. But, like, there's a couple things that would mean the world to me if you would do. He's already going to know you got something bad coming if you start off like that. Don't worry. He'll be expecting it.

Maybe he just have to be his representative and say, this is embarrassing. You're going out in the world. don't say that be nice if Shane still had those long sideburns I'd be like this is embarrassing you need to share that that's the one thing that I did not like when I met Shane is he had these long sideburns and they gave me the little bit of the ick Jared had them I liked them and I was like Shane these have got to go okay you should bring him back thank you you know what I think you could give Natalie some final advice in the form of a rap oh You want to know how to get this accomplished.

Natalie, you got to be honest. Honest. Say your nose hair looks like nonsense. And the earwax making me nauseous. Oh. We throw up for him. Chequinox. Am I going to have to replace your ass?

Please know. I can't even hear you. Damn. I always clouded it, kind of. Was that good cheering or does Spencer got a punishment? I mean, beggars can't be choosers over here, but I need a little bit more for you, Equino. Shequinax. I like you're going to call her equinox.

And every single thing rhymed in that, Shequinax. Woo, I kind of expect that, but yeah. Okay, good answer. Good answer. All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, it's conspiracy time. Take a seat, you geek. What are you cool?

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It's crazy. Okay. It's scary. Listen, Nutter Butters is going wild and we're about to see. Let me, first let me show you this. Have you seen the Nutter Butter page? Something is going on at the Nutter Butter page and is concerning, unsettling, disturbing, whatever you want to call it.

Yes. It's giving all sorts of vibes ranging from, like, foot fetid, unalive voodoo demonic type stuff when I first heard about this page shout out to the person at work who put me on I really couldn't believe that that was an official nutter butter page like an official product page so let me show you a few of these fucking nutter butters the first two videos I saw weren't so bad but it got weird it got dark What? What is that?

Why is it saying? Help me. Emily. Okay. So there's that. Here's another one. Oh. I hate that.

I'm working wait, because I'm a daughter. Okay. Wait, and how do we know this is their official page? It is. They've come out and said, hey, this is us. It has like a check mark. And if you go to the comments, like little Debbie will reply and be like, fam, this is weird.

Okay, here's one that I really don't understand. It's very, like, Gen Alpha, Gen Z. It's scary, though. Is this Gen Alpha? I think, kind of. Did they just see one person making this online and say, you're hired? That's what it feels like, doesn't it? It feels like they hired someone who worked with, like, Tim and Eric, and like, hey, just come make Notre Butter ads.

I mean, it's smart because people are talking about it, but let's watch it. Why does it say fear? This is creepy. This is so bizarre. So then they also posted like a carousel of pictures. Let me show you this one. So it's two nutter butters and they're going into a house. And then there's, I don't, is that chocolate or peanut butter?

Or blood? And it's them with a little baby nutter And they walk in And it's covered in nutter And then the whole house is covered In nutter and then Crime scene Nutter Butters And then look at the kitchen

It's covered in it And then the beds and then they're all in it And I don't know So is this just like a Halloween or scary Like spooky season? I don't know I think it's been going on Are people like engaging with this? Yes like million like 20

million views on a nutter butter tick-tong i think it's because they want people to buy them and make videos with them oh i feel like this is having the reverse effect on me because i actually love nutter butter normally and this is making me like feel weird about them right and is oreo going to join in next oh my god oh no we got oreo and nutter butter butter battle yeah happening You're going up Keep going My girl, Shequins.

Woo! That was a little too much, Shequit. Okay, you told me I was too quiet last time. A little distracting, Shequinax, to be honest. I'm going to find a happy medium for you to support your boy without being the center of attention, Chequenax, okay? Next time, it'll be perfect.

That was so funny. Okay. So speaking of terrifying, here is a reel that I saw with Kelly Osborne. This is crazy, and I want your guys' thoughts on this. 40 brokers. They'll sit outside of AA meetings looking for weak and vulnerable people that they encourage to go and relapse

so they can then pick you off again. I'm sorry? Yeah. Rehab centers will send people to AA meetings so they can entice them to do drugs again so they can go back into rehab. That's hard to believe. I swear on everything that is true.

Okay, I've actually heard the term bodybrokers before. There's like movies about it. Like, it's a real thing. This is crazy. Have you heard about this? I mean, there's so many people in rehabs. I didn't know they needed more, but I haven't heard of this. Did you edit this clip?

It's pretty good. Thank you. No, it's very, I don't know if this is like a documentary coming out. I'm assuming it is, but it's very interesting. So yeah, so you go to rehab, you get out, you go to AA meetings. you're doing good. And then somebody outside of the AA meeting is like, hey, what's up? What are you doing?

And they tempt you to try to get you back on drugs. And they are sent from the rehabs, allegedly, to go there to find you, get you back on drugs. So you'll come back to the rehab. Isn't that crazy? But it makes so much sense. They make so much money. That's so dark. Yeah.

It's crazy. To reset somebody's progress that's trying to get themselves right is disgusting. Do they only do it for like the top most famous people, though? Because I have three friends who are in AA and that's never happened. Maybe. I think it's definitely situational for the area you're in, but maybe they're scouting. You know what I'm saying? They're scouting you out and then they just follow you or they know.

But I mean, I'm sure this is for rich areas primarily. But like you said, I know, because there are AA meetings and places where it's like all celebrities. Like there are groups where it's all the top celebrities and maybe at those? Well, I wonder too if it's like the doctors and the rehab centers like collaborating because even a famous store with Matthew Perry, how they were saying that the doctors were like known to give off give out these uh prescriptions like crazy so i wonder if it's like a mix collaboration i haven't looked into just the matthew perry stuff makes me so sad i like listened to his book like that whole thing made me so sad i haven't looked into what's going on now but i saw like headlines like his doctors being like suit or something right

yeah because there's like i believe two doctors that just gave him prescription after prescription and um they're like known i think one of them was like the queen of the ketamine queen yes oh yeah yeah Yeah, I saw that, yeah. Random A.A. story, the first time I ever went, someone told me the coffee is like super strong. You got to try the coffee at these meetings. But then the person by the coffee, they usually bring the snacks and they talk to you. And I tried a couple of tips of the coffee. And I could feel it like right away.

Like, whoa. Like, man, my heart's racing. And I told the guy that was serving coffee. I was like, dude, this could like kill somebody. So I go outside. I smoked a couple of cigarettes. I go back inside. And the guy I just told that to was like.

laying on the ground and they had to take him out to an ambulance to rush into the hospital and the next week I went back because I was trying to be good about it and evidently he died what what the last thing he could have heard is me telling him this coffee could kill somebody but it that I just thought dude that is like the craziest thing ever I just told this dude that I come back in he's on the ground I guess he had like a heart attack or something and then he died how did that not scar you for life honestly it was definitely traumatic but I just couldn't get around like, wow, that's crazy. Like, I hope someone else talked to him after me. Oh, my gosh. You know, I hope it was the last person to talk to this guy. Also, I never knew any of this about you. And you're thriving in life. I'm proud of you, sir.

Yeah. Of course. Thank you. Wow, that's fucking insane. Okay. Whoa. Okay. This next theory, I thought this was so fascinating.

So I got an email from Nathalie. I think it's Nathalie. There's an H in there. Natalie. I think it's Natalie. I think it's like Thomas. T. N.

Oh, maybe. Natalia. Okay, so there is a museum called Volo Museum and it has historical facts and classic cars and things like that and it's really famous for having paranormal activity because they have so many old items and some people that work there are always like I heard something. I saw something. They've had ghost hunters go there. Okay. So this happened. This is a car from the Titanic. Okay. And this is security camera footage. Hey, what? You have what? A car from the Titanic? Yeah, like they had cars like on the ship. On the ship. Okay. So let me show you a security camera video of what happened, and then I'll explain. Okay, look at the floor. It started flooding. Oh, I see it.

Oh, there it is. So the whole museum flooded, and it all started from under the car from the Titanic, which is fucking crazy. So let me read this. The museum director said, this is the first flood to happen in this building. 40 years. We thoroughly inspected everything. No broken pipes, no roof leaks, no obvious points of entry for any amount of large water. Even the perimeter of the building with a cement floor was dry with no evidence of cracks or holes. The flood is a total mystery. So the car is a 1912

Renault. Renault. There we go. And it's a French concept car. Only two vehicles were ever produced. One of them was the only car on the Titanic, which now rests at the bottom of the ocean. Its sister car is now the only one left in existence and rests in this museum in the Titanic exhibit. So yeah, the museum flooded from just that area and they were never able to figure it out. Which is so weird. That's crazy to not be able to figure out why. And it's not even the car that was on the Titanic. It was like a one similar.

Like it's twin basically. But it was a Titanic exhibit, which is so scary. That is weird. Yeah. Two thoughts. Insurance claim. And this is a good one. Maybe landlords are going to be like, dude, I think there's paranormal activity in the house.

It flooded. Or, you know, maybe it's a promo stunt. But I do think it's crazy to think that maybe because the other cars at the bottom of the ocean, it channeled the other car. Ooh. Okay, let me give you a couple quick little Mandela Effect updates. This was an email from Chantelle. She said, okay, so I buy Disney vintage stuff and I found this card game at a yard sale coming for your brand. It's from 1993.

And it's called Mirror Mirror on the Wall. And this is an official Disney card game. Let me show you this. And yes, when you zoom in, it is called Mir Mirror on the Wall, the card game. Now, if you guys don't remember, one of the biggest Mandel effects of all time is that in Snow White, they don't actually say mirror mirror on the wall. She says, magic mirror on the wall. So if that was true, then why would an official Disney card game say mirror mirror on the wall?

Okay, I'm pissed. Why? Because they're gaslighting us Right? It's crazy. What if the person who created the cards Remembered wrong like Sandy and I? Right.

But no, but this came out in 1993. This is so long before the Mandel effect thing even happened. And then they made a movie later on called Mirror Mirror, right? Right, which is even crazier because why would you make a movie called Mirror Mirror? Because it's Magic Mirror. Am I remembering that wrong? Yeah, that's what Julia Roberts and, uh, yeah.

So what the fuck is going on? And I bet in, We all remember that? We all remember it wrong. Yeah, right Disney. Okay, I thought that was crazy. There's something fishy going on. Okay, Spencer and Rylan have already seen this because I went on a spiral about this.

Jared, Sande, Chris, I'm going to show you something, and you tell me, what do you see? Okay. Oh, yeah. It's a baseball t-shirt that's white and green. You don't see what's on the front? That looks like a language I don't know. Jesus. You saw it, but did you see it right away?

Oh, yeah. It took me a second Because I was looking at the actual green Okay So I'll show you I added lines ready Oh So now look at it

Yeah Oh Okay okay Fucking weird right So I okay So I see this pop up And I instantly see Jesus I go to the comments

Because I'm like This has to be a joke Right so obvious And all the comments are like What is it? I'm freaking out I had to ask chat GPT Oh my God

What is it? Like what's going on I just see Tetris blocks And I was like Are they serious So then I show Ryland I'm like What do you see?

And he's like, I don't know. It looks like Tetris. Like, I can't really. Yeah, that's what I saw. What? So then I showed Rylan the Jesus, and now you can't see anything else. No, I can. You look up and you see the Tetris.

You look down and you see the Jesus. Like, I can go back and forth like it's nothing. Like the green is like just funny tetrissy shapes. If you're not looking at because the in between says Jesus, the white part. But if you're like just look at the green, it's just funny shapes. Right. This is a very deep t-shirt. It really is.

Because you have to search. and find Jesus on your own. You're subliminally sending the message? Yeah. Amen. So since it's spooky season, I don't, okay, how do we do this? I don't want to sound like exploitive or anything. Because people talk about true crime all the time,

so why would I be nervous about this? But I still kind of am. We're going to be talking. Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there. It's about enjoying the journey. Stretch out with industry leading leg room. Sink into an adjustable headrest and cozy up with a custom filsen blanket on long flights.

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I did read an article that was like, if you enjoy relaxing to true crime podcasts or true crime shows, and there's something like wrong with you. I agree. And I was like, but it's all, but it's a lot of women. It's us women. Like your mom will go in.

When we were on our way to dinner and she was like, and then he put her body in. She knows every detail about every case. Every single case. So I'm like, oh my gosh, it is more women than men. It's very interesting.

I've read, because they're sick. Hey. Studies about it. And supposedly a lot of people think it's because women are on like the defense a lot because they are attacked more than men. So they're all. Always like watching, almost putting themselves in that position and being like, what would I do?

How would I get out of this? Almost like morning, you know, learning. It's very interesting. Yeah. That makes sense because then you kind of have to prepare yourself more. I mean, you know, women can't go running or like at night or in the, you know, dusk evening time. But yeah, it's scary out there. So I asked you guys that we're texting about this.

And I was like, does anybody have any like? Who's we? You were on the text. No, I was not. Yes, you were. Nope. Spencer? I, you were.

You were. You were. Okay. So on the death thread, I said, hey, we're going to be talking about serial killers. Do you guys have any cases or things that you've fallen down rabbit holes about or things you've seen? And a few of you were like, oh, yeah, I got something. So who wants to go first? I think Sandy has to go first. She's very excited about this one. Well, this one, I had a few in mind, but they're kind of more well-known. So I wanted to kind of do something different. And I found one that this person got caught by Snapchat. And it was really cool because, So there's this family. They're called the Halterson family, and it is the father is Bart, the mom is Krista, and they have two boys, Mitchell and Chandler. So Chandler is lying to his parents that he is working in insurance company part-time,

but then is going to Madison University in Wisconsin. And so after a while, dad is like, hey, like, how's school going? Why don't you show me, like, I want to see your transcripts. And so Chandler's like, yeah, no problem. me give you the information to like request these transcripts so chandler makes up these i think like three or four accounts google accounts and is essentially like having conversations with dad pretending that he's an administration for the school and every time they're supposed to do like a zoom call um something happens because it was in 2021 so everything was like zoom or like over the computer

and something would happen and wouldn't work out so then in the meantime uh Chandler tells his parents Well, you know, I'm already done with school, and I got a job at SpaceX in Florida. Okay. And so they're like, okay. So then he tells it. He even, like, asked his girlfriend, like, do you want to move with me to Florida? And she said, yeah, because they've been dating, I think, like, two or three years. So then they start to, like, house shops.

And then one night, randomly, Chandler says he fell down the stairs, and he ends up having, like, a head bleed. He needs spinal surgery and this whole thing. And so then he has his mom. taking care of him, his dad's driving in places, this whole story. Come to find out, none of that is true. The doctors, yeah, and the doctors even had given him like a neck brace because he told him like, my neck hurts and, you know, so they told him like, okay, well, here's a neck brace, just in case.

But nothing of that happened. He didn't need surgery. So then his dad was like, you know what? I'm going to call the university to see what is going on with these transcripts because his dad was really like, he just didn't want anything to get in the. way of him getting a good job. So he called, dad calls the university. The university essentially tells him, dude, the last time he was here in 20, was in 2019. He failed most of his classes. So dad, text messages Chandler and essentially says, hey, I spoke with the university. I'm ready whenever you

are. Like essentially like, I'm ready for you to talk to me about what's going on. Well, then nobody ever hears from him again. Oh, my God. Yes. And so then Chandler calls mom the same day. Are you not afraid channel oh the dad yeah so he called sorry essentially like the dad is never found oh no one ever heard from the from the dad from the dad sorry yeah sorry yeah from chanler and i was like you feel safe talking about this he's gonna kill you no so nobody ever hears from dad sorry so then mom so then chanler calls mom because mom is on the way home from work and he says hey can you stop by the store and get me some soda um dad's phone is dead so don't worry about calling him just reach out to me okay so she gets home with um with the soda that he had asked.

And she's never heard from again. Oh, what? Yes. So this was like a couple days before Fourth of July. Oh my God. And so... Not my mom's birthday.

So then I think it's like a Friday before Fourth of July. Krista, the mom, never comes into work. So he, she has a co-worker who's like, this is kind of weird. She doesn't normally ever like not come in. And if she does, then she at least says something.

So he goes to the house and is like searching kind of like, hey, like the, both of their cars are in the garage. So he thought that it was weird, that nobody was answering the door. And so Chandler, the son tells him, oh, they went to our family lake for 4th of July for a long weekend, so they're not home. And so the co-workers, like, okay, that kind of makes sense, you know. Well, come forth or the Monday after 4th of July, Krista still doesn't come to work. And her co-workers, like, this is so weird.

So he convinces Chandler to do a missing person's report. So Chandler does that. Then the cops start, like, searching for these parents. And Chandler tells them, hey, you know what? They went to the cabin for 4th of July. They went with a couple. I don't know who they are. And then Chandler goes door to door.

There's like footage of this. Goes door to door asking his neighbors if they've seen his parents. What? And then, so long story short. So then the police start tracking his whereabouts. Like, okay, this is kind of weird. And someone, a farm, actually a farm owner comes up. and tells the police officer, look, Chandler was near my property a few days before the missing person's report, you know, he was in this area.

So then they go and check it out and they find dad's torso, only his torso, underneath some branches. And then near the body, there was an oil drum full of, like, weapons that he used, that he used to chop up dad. And so there's, like, DNA on there. And so there wouldn't roll the turrets. so that's it like where else is the body well a couple days before that the neighbor had seen the fireplace that was lit and he said the fireplace was on for like five hours and it's like wisconsin in the middle of the summer who is having their fireplace lit like no one is doing that so they're saying that after the police searched the fire pit they found 200 fragments of bones that were dads so then the question was like where's mom where's mom where's mom's you know maybe

she's still alive. So he had asked girlfriend to come over, but he said, hey, bring a ton of ice and bring, like, certain other things because they had like an ice chest in the garage. And so she said, okay. So she stays the night. The next day, he kind of rushes her out. And so she thought it was a little weird. And because in past conversations, he had told her, hey, I've cheated on my girlfriends before. So they've shared location on Snapchat. Right? So the next morning when he rushed her out. She thought like, well, that's kind of weird. What is he doing? You know, like a true detective. Women are just like on it. Or, you know, anybody that's, you know, thinking something's happening. So then she checks his Snapchat or the location on the Snapchat

and he's by the Wisconsin River. And it's like a few hours away from where their house. And she's like, well, this is so weird. So she takes a Snapchat of that. Because like, I'm sure she's going to confront him. But so then the cops end up taking her phone and looking over it. And sure enough, they went to that spot that the screenshot was on. And that was where mom's body was. Oh, my God. Imagine if she confronted him. He would have probably killed her too.

And it's crazy. And he even still pled non-guilty to it. And it's so crazy to think, like, dude, all you had to tell him was like, you're not in school anymore. Like, how crazy is this, you know? And all because he just didn't want to be honest with them. Sounds like both my exes. Yeah. And even during, even court, when the judge asked him if, you know, they always say, like, do you have any final work?

or do you want to say like a, you know, statement, he actually pled if there was any lawyers out there that wanted to take his case because he was going to appeal to reach out to him. Oh, my God. And so I feel so bad for his brother because now he doesn't have any parents and his brother is in jail.

Oh, my God. So now chat keeps more than just your photos. The true, like true psychopathy is so fascinating to me because people with that personality disorder, Like, they're willing to just go along with the lie until the end. They don't even feel the need to, like, admit it at before their deathbed. Like, they don't care. They will just forever.

And so many of the comments were like, dude, him trying to keep up these lies was more work than if you actually went to school. Like, you know what I actually had a job? And then there said, because he lied about working an insurance company. It's like, why would you even lie about that? This is so weird. And I'm sure his parents didn't even care that much about the college. It's like, they'll get over it. No.

No, and even the girlfriend was like, no, the mom would always text and say, hey, like, they said that the last text that the mom sent to him was a smiley face. Oh, my God. And that they were just, like, really great parents. And this guy was a psycho. That's, uh, this isn't the same thing at all. But it just reminded me my first, uh, boyfriend that I ever dated. I was dropping him off. No, I was dropping him off to a school to Moore Park College where he said he was signed up for a year.

And then when we broke up and I called the college, I found out he never enrolled in War Park College. So I was driving him to school. He never signed up to go to for a year. So maybe I was driving him to cheat on me for a year. Or kill people. Who knows? That's crazy. But yeah.

That shit scares me so bad. That is so crazy. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I feel so hard to talk about stuff like this because it's just so intense. But like the whole Chris Watts thing, like, yeah. I've seen so many documentaries about that, that body cam footage. Also oil drums. Yes.

And like that whole thing, like the way that he. finally confessed and then his dad was like oh son like did you see that so he's like they're waiting for him to confess and he finally does confess that he killed his wife and children and his dad is in the room and the cop leaves and his dad just looks and he's like oh son why like just such a like dark moment of like ah like so scary but then you watch interviews and you're just that's the thing too so the whole scott peterson did you see any of that i watched bloody pee stupid so i watched both documentaries just one on netflix which is about uh kind of from the victim and the family of lacy's perspective and then the one on peacock it's like on this perspective of

scott's actually innocent and he and he was framed basically which was wild i watched both and it is crazy like he was found guilty and i think a majority of people think he is guilty but then like his own family is so convinced that he's innocent and it makes you think like there's a big chance that like he has convinced his family yeah like he could never do this this is something he couldn't do and like they're and it's hard to accept that your own family would do that but like it's just wild well did you hear about the guy that went on joe rogan and the whole premise was there's a gentleman and a whole team of people like a group that get people out of jail because they're innocent because there's a bunch of people in jail that are actually innocent yeah so this

group advocates for them to get them out of jail the innocent project probably If it's not that, it has to be something similar to that. So the guy was on Joe Rogan's podcast with this guy who was accused of murder, but claimed his innocence and they were able to get him out of jail. And then, like, a week later, he murdered somebody. Oh, no. Yeah, and the way that he tried to get away from it is he, like, wore a wig and walked away from the crime scene. But there's, like, footage of this dude who's obviously just wearing a wig walking away from the crime scene.

Oh, my God. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. evidently there's 25 to 50 active serial killers right now well I did watch this video of the actor I can't remember his name on um are you gonna talk about Glenn Powell yeah that's what I wanted to talk about oh yeah then go for it no no no go on um just segueing you did yeah serial killer well no it's an interesting story do you know Glenn Powell he was in Twisters and that like romcom anyone but you yeah anyways um yeah

so he went on a podcast and said that his younger sister's friend uh went on on a date with this guy who was super charming and everything went well but then things started to get weird when he invited her back to his apartment the guy offered her a massage was massaging her shoulders put a lotion on and then later on the woman discovered her skin was becoming really itchy for some reason stop and upon she went to see a doctor and she learned that the lotion she had used was a black market product designed to break down human skin for consumption what and the man uh was allegedly a cannibal police went to the home found bodies he was arrested.

That's what Glenn Powell said on a podcast. What do you think it was? What? Well, I think because it was, I think she had said that she already felt kind of creeped out. Like something was a little off and then he had asked for if he could give her a massage. And then as he was massaging her, she was like, ah, this feels a little weird. I'm going to head out. And then she leaves.

So I don't think he like put it on her whole body. Wait, but okay. Hold on. He puts the lotion on the skin. Literally. Literally. But then like, does he? them alive?

I wouldn't think so. Or does he, why would he put the lotion on while they're alive? He wants to see them panic? Like, oh my God. It probably takes a while to kick in. Oh, my God. Maybe it needs, like, the blood to be circulating. Oh, my God.

This is, oh, my God. Well, I'm still dealing with the fact I wasn't put on this text message threat. You were. You definitely were. Literally, right here. Ryland, you said you looked. I did. I still can't see it.

Literally. Just closing your eyes. I just don't know if what's scarier. if it's a serial killer or a killer who kills somebody they're close to or somebody just random. I think the randomness to me is scarier because that's like, I feel like, like, if Rylan was like, I'm killing you because I've been secretly plotting, blah, blah, blah, obviously I'd be upset. But with a random person who's just killing me because they enjoy seeing the life leave my eyes. That sucks.

That's so fucked because you're not even like. Well, usually people pick a certain type of individual because they're taking out some of them. past trauma and they have to relive the moment with their victims. That's why it's usually grouped. It's young males, you know, like right now in Austin, actually, there's a serial killer supposedly dumping bodies in the Lady Bird Lake. And they're all like between 18 and 40, homosexual, kind of similar physiques, I believe. So it could be somebody that is hiding trauma that has to do with their own homosexual.

sexuality or it could be someone that was, you know, abused when they were younger. I don't know. But yeah, look into it. I haven't looked into it yet, but you tell me about this. Yeah, it's interesting. Jared, you said that you had a pretty crazy one to talk about. Oh, well, this one, to me, it's particularly chilling because there is video kind of leading into what happened. But there was a Mexican singer.

They call them, I believe it is it called a corrido, something like that? Corridor. A corrido, yeah, but basically they sing and sing. tell stories about narcos and drug lords and things like that. And this guy, he went to prison for a few months and he started writing songs for people about their life stories. And originally, he would write songs that other people could sing, but he just hated hearing his shit get butchered.

So he started singing then himself, became a huge artist. And in his younger years, I guess he had a couple of run-ins with these people. I won't get too into it, but he did end up shooting somebody when he was like 15. And what happened is in 1992, he was. performing a show and while he was on stage somebody actually handed him a note and said in the note allegedly no one knows exactly but the note said something to the degree of if you continue performing we are going to kill you tonight and he reads the note and there's video of that part right there and he just keeps on singing but that night him and some buddies were leaving the show

they got pulled over in a car full of police officer looking gentlemen who said we need to take you his name is cholino sanchise we need to take you to the station for some questioning so all of his buddies went their own way and then chilino went with the police officers and it was found the next day you know duct taped roped up uh i believe he had two gunshots and killed you know but the chilling part is actually the video of him on stage because at those kind of shows, it's not rare to get notes because people want to make requests, they want to shout out, things of that nature. But this note literally was like a death threat to him. And you can see him read it and then he kind of like wipes some sweat and then you can tell the contemplation. But I have seen this. But it's crazy to see the video. And to know that that night that happened to him.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow, how terrifying. And he goes? He just does it. So, like, you're watching this man's last performance ever, you know? Pretty brave.

Wow. Well, that was crazy. This whole segment was very scary. Let us know in the comments. Do you like this new kind of thing? we're doing like we're trying like i like the idea of we do conspiracies and stuff but then we kind of talk about one topic for a while and that's kind of i don't know a deep dive let us know in the comments what else should we deep dive next and do you like this um okay well to lighten things up

before we get to a recap oh oh yeah you know how we do it uh-huh no filler just had a segment on serial killer i'm talking cereal not like the cheerios hey yo sheep what knocks here we Go. Yeah. Shequinax. Wow. I need more next time those shequinax.

You give you a hundred. It's right now. I need to add a hundred right now, please. Looks like Sheekwinox has a note to hand a jerk. Oh, man. Well, speaking of... Ending it. Speaking of ending it, I think it's time for a recap.

Kill it. On today's camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, famed rapper, Keekwinox is charged with the murder of his biggest fan, Shequinoc. No.

No, no, nah, no. Only thing I murder is the beat. Woo! But the jury don't believe it. I don't know. I just realized we didn't vote to see if they deserve a punitive. or a prize. Oh.

Okay. Who here thinks that she quinox and he quinox did a good enough job and Oh, I think you should be an individual. Okay, who thinks that he quinox did a good enough job to avoid a punishment? You better cheer for me. Yes. And who thinks that she quinox did a good enough job to avoid her punishment? Majority rules.

I would like more booby play. Also, to be honest. We didn't play the punishment. We didn't play the punishment. What? This was what? This was the punishment. Oh, Lizzie had her baby.

Baby update. Elizabeth Gordon has had her baby, and she is already up and moving around and living life like she didn't give birth. Ripping diapers apart, evidently. Yeah, doing questionable things. The singing dog. Oh, yeah.

Singing dog alert. Is your dog smart enough to sing along to theme songs that you know and love? Well, this girl's dog is, and he's incredible. You and Shane are potentially serial killers. No, he is. No. That was not convincing.

Body brokers. He doesn't remember. No, I do. Oh, you do? Yes. What is it? Be careful where you go to rehab, ladies and gentlemen, because there are new...

He almost had it. And he forgot. There's been new discoveries of people called bodybrokers. Right when you get sober, they're trying to lure you back in to kaching to cash out for the big rehabs that are like luxury estates. Nutterbutters are crazy? Oh my gosh, somebody needs to check on Nutter butter. Are you okay? We're seeing that your verified account is acting a little suss suspicious.

Like Little Debbie Park. Oh my God. Spencer, is it the nutty butter? Oh gosh, that's a tongue twister. Try saying it three times. Spencer, he's at the Nutter Butter Park Out in Pennsylvania, Spencer? Thanks, Ryland, I'm here at Little Debbie Park

And you guys can stop sending those emails Because we saw it And it looked awesome And we're going there on a field trip Chiquinox, how is the weather out there? Mmm, birds It's cold out here Jared, why don't you wrap us out of this?

Oh Oh, it was time to wrap That was a Matt recap Shout out to Ryland for doing it big. Just kidding. You killed it. Do it again. Okay.

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