The Shane Dawson Podcast - Shane and Ryland Talk About Their FIRST TIME... FIGHTS! with Shane and Ryland VIDEO VERSION!

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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Hello everybody Oh I forgot This isn't my podcast Hold on No it's our podcast Ready Uh oh Here we go again

Fight with Shane and Briland Fight with Shane and Ryland Hey welcome back Okay Who I have so much energy So if you are listening On iTunes I love iTunes so much

But hop on over to Spotify Because she gave us The capability Of posting videos So we're trying something different today we're posting this as a video episode on Spotify and then the audio on iTunes and yeah just to try it out

because we have so much fun doing car videos and I was like why don't we try this for the audio-only podcast but make it a video bitch does that make sense I just show it I wanted to show my wig and I don't know what's going I've been like trying a middle part making it a little more like 90s

but it's just I don't know we're getting hair cuts tomorrow I'm having like an identity crisis about it I've had an identity crisis every year for the last like 20 years and honestly I feel like this year I'm having the best one like what does that even mean? I don't know like I just have like moments

where I'm like what am I doing with my life like where am I going? What's happening? But now that we're going to be dads I'm like that's what I'm doing. Right. So it doesn't matter if I have a weird dad haircut and nobody knows what I'm doing or what the end goal is. I would say you have a mom haircut but yeah. Oh sorry I was trying to think of what this car

wants behind us. right now. Let me take these sunglasses. Well, I just have, like, you so casually scrolled over all of that. Our audio podcast was, like, intimate because it was audio, but now here we are doing video only on Spotify. This, like, video lives nowhere else. Which, by the way, we're not getting paid by Spotify to do those or any of it. It's not like a brand deal. It's the opposite of that. I have, like, qualms with Spotify. Right. Yikes. Have you ever talked about that? Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I, yeah, I had a Spotify original that was like this big podcast that was something that was going to be great for me

and then it got cancelled when everything happened whatever, it all worked out for the best. Here we are. At Starbucks! Okay, so, sorry about that. Oops. I know, so we wanted to do something fun because, okay, so we filmed a video

for Ryland's podcast, The SIP. Check it out if you haven't already. Where we went through Duncan and we tried a bunch of drinks and then I was like, we should try a bunch of Starbucks drinks because those are even more fun and I love Starbucks. And then I was like, We should film it for the podcast and then just, you know, post it as the audio only, and then, yeah, have fun. And then I just realized as we're pulling up, because we're at Starbucks right now, everybody's behind us, probably annoyed.

No, there's nobody here. No, we're not in the line. We're just in a spot. Oh, you just parked in the middle of the parking lot. Well, yeah, for the best lighting, the sun's setting. And I'm so worried about lighting. And Shane's just like, roll! No one cares.

I look better in the dark. He can agree. Did we, okay, the first time we had sex. What? I'm just trying to think of topics. Did we have the lights on or off? Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get, save it, save it, save it for the time.

I'm not in a rush to tell about it. So, not only are we at Starbucks, I realized as we were pulling up, a Taco Bell, just a grand opening this week, right next door. Well, I've been... It's like they were waiting for us. I've been wanting to hit Taco Bell's breakfast, and it's like, I miss it.

It ends at 11 a.m., which, like, I'm, well, way before then, but I'm never, like, ready for fast food at that moment. You know, like, I'm never out just, like, I don't know. It's never worked, it's never worked out for me. So we're at Starbucks, we're trying their holiday drinks and snacks, question mark, okay? I'm more into drinks right now. We talked about out in your podcast. I'm on my health journey.

I guess Taco Bell's not a good, a good place to go when I'm on the health journey. What would you eat at Taco Bell if you're on your? They have healthy options. They have their little, they have their like Fiesta Bowls, which are like low carb. I'm not mad about eating that for dinner. Um, okay, I have so much, I wrote down a bunch of stuff. Oh, and we have voicemails that you guys sent in. I took a couple of questions from Instagram.

Okay, see, we have things to talk about. Should I start our, what, should we start the party? Let's go through the, let's go through the drive-thru. So, okay, wait, I don't know. Oh, okay, all the holiday drinks are right there. Here comes the Mary. Okay, so. Oh, we've got to get the sugar plum cheese danish.

I watch stuff, Papa's eating that, and now I want to eat it. Okay. She said it was her number one most like. I want to try the ice gingerbread, oat milk chai. Cream brulee latte is what I want. Okay, pull through. Come on. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hi, hey. Hello.

What can I give you? Could I get one of the cream brulee lattes just at tall? Yeah, caramel brule latte tall. And then the iced gingerbread. And then a small of the iced gingerbread, oatmeal chai, oat milk chai? Iced. Iced. Sorry.

All right. Is there anything else you give you yet? Do you have the sugar plum cheese Danish? Unfortunately, we all out. Do you have the snowman cookie? Yes, we do. Okay, I'll take that. All right.

you want. Just lost some of my cookie today? Yep. Can you get me a Trente? A Trente? A iced passion tea unsweetened. And then could I get a Trente, uh, ice, what is it? Ice Passion Tea unsweetened.

I'm iced passion tea unsweetened. Sorry. Could I have to do everything. Is there anything else on your brand? No, that's all. Okay. Awesome is the winner for 1987. Thank you.

Um, I'm so glad that you're over that drink. Shane used to make me come to Starbucks and get that ice Trente Passion Tea Unsweetened. every day and you would think I would have been able to memorize what it's called after ordering it 1700 times and still. Also, life hack for people who, sorry, I cut you all. Keep going. No, no, no. I just, no, go for it. Also, life hack. Starbucks has 30, which are 32 pounds, bitch. Why do we have to do this thing where we can't just say small, medium or large? Jeffrey gave me this Gucci wallet like five years ago. The pigs on it. And I'm finally using it. I don't know. I found it in my closet and I was like, why did I never use this?

Anyways, so guys, holidays, what are we gonna do? Thank you. I think you shed the numbers on your parts. Okay, thank you. Okay. Wow, they really can't see us here. Okay, hold on, I have to make a note to myself to take out the moment where I handed me my

credit card because I showed my entire credit card number. Wow. This cookie looks underwhelming, and I really wanted that Danish. Like, I've been edging for that Danish. Ew. What? This cookie is so cute. What are you talking about? I mean, it's cute, but it's like, what would they say?

It's giving... Don't do this. It's giving, like, I don't know. I would have... I know they're not making them at the store, but, you know. See, okay. What? Holidays.

So, okay, should I just jump right into the fights? can't see us. Who care? You guys can see us. No, they get it. Oh, well, let's get into that while we're waiting for our Starbys. Okay. Which, like, not to start drama with, you know, every white person in America, but I feel like I started the word Starbys. I feel like I did. Like, I've been saying Starbys since I was, like, 13. We don't even come to Starbucks. I know, but when we used to, I used to say Starbys. And when we go to Dutch Bros, I say Dutchies. And I feel like that hasn't caught on yet, because I haven't, like, done that a lot, like in real life. like i've done it in our car but like so i'm starting that now dutch bros is only dutchies if you go to dutch bros

call it dutchies and bitch pass the duchies you hate me no i love you so much okay so our first time having sex should we talk about have we ever talked about this i don't remember i'm really gonna have to go back and think about it we didn't have a lube well no i'm just trying to think because there was like the first make out where like nothing happened after okay oh let's yeah let's get that so the first so the first make-out so we were on the couch we went back to my house hello good how are you good how are you thank you thank you so good um thank you very much you too oh my god look how cute they are okay we'll pull over and show you guys these drinks mama yeah these drinks these drinks um so yeah we were

making out on the couch, dry humping a little bit, and then you just started like, wait, is this weird to do this? Well, no. Is this too much? We can just cut to the chase, which is you had to go pee like you always do right before it gets good. We've talked about this. I know, but that's what's like anyone else out there that can relate. Let me park in the shade over there.

Well, I'm trying, this person's really confused. Calm down. Maybe they're having a hard day. Maybe they have to go tea. Let me see how this lighting is. So he was rubbing and the things. And then... That's not going to work for me.

It's fine. Who care? It's literally Spotify. I care about the viewer's experience. They don't even care. They're not even watching us. They literally are playing it in the background while they're like Animal Crossing and they forgot they were even listening. But I wanted to try it out. But like let me know. There's not even a comment section. What do we do here? What do we do here?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. Spotify hasn't enabled comments. I know. Where are you going? Wait, no. Why are you doing this? There was really optimal lighting when we were around a building like this.

What? You can't park behind a building. I can do whatever I want. This is literally like where people go shit. I mean, on brand. Okay, this is illegal. What is that? A Mexican restaurant.

Oh, my God. Oh, the lighting's good. We're next to a dump store. but okay. We're staring. Our view is a dump. But the lighting's never been better. We're literally at a dollar tree dumpster.

I mean, there's probably some good stuff in that dumpster. Wait, I was going to say should we post for a thumbnail, but there isn't a thumbnail. Wow. Okay, we still post. Okay, should we do the iced one first? Wait, they want to know about our first time having... Iceed... What one?

Gingerbread, oat, chai. I have to have some of this while it's still. Should we talk about our first time having sex before we do that? Mm-mm. Does my hair look crazy? Who cares? Mmm! Oh, my gosh.

At first time, I did nothing like that. Wow. I like... Oh, my gosh. The sugar really brings out the flavors of the chai in a way that I'm loving, and I'm normally not a chai girl. He's really leaning into his food review, which I love.

I love that he's getting into it, because, like, I'm not good at food reviews. This cinnamon on the top, I could drink that whole thing. I guess I love drinks like this. You can't deny that's everything. Oh, wow. Oh, that is really. It's really good. It has none of the fake chemical-y taste that a lot of these seasonal drinks have.

That would be my only note. What? It needs a little more of that. When I take a sip of something, I want to be concerned about my future. And I want to say, am I going to be around for my children? Like, that's a level of chemicals I want. I love this. This is better than any of the other drinks we had at, um, Duncan. Duncan and we tried Dutch brothers on the vlog. although the Duncan ice-spiced da-da-da did we like that I think we did I don't remember ice spice no it was like blended donuts in a drink I want another one now okay this one's the caramel bruley lot we can't try it yet what it's we have to do a little question a little answer I will say Starbucks knows what they're doing when it comes to the holidays like the cups really do put me in the mood for happiness and it just like sets the tone for the holiday season. I'm wearing holiday colors for all of you that joined us on Spotify.

Okay, go back into your story and I'll just hold the warmth of the cup in my hands. Okay, so, yeah, the first time we had sex. So we were, you know, making out on the couch stuff. We had done other stuff before, you know, like everything else besides. How many dates in are we talking? Wow, that's sad that I don't remember. I remember the night perfectly. Like, I remember we were where we were on the couch. I remember what was on the TV. Like, I remember all of that. And then, but I don't remember the date. I feel like we were probably, like, three, date, three.

Because second date... It's hard to say with date, so, because, like, okay, our first date was, like, a legit date, which I thought it would be fun. He took me to Marmalade Cafe because we couldn't get into Cheesecake Factory at the Grove. We bought a light-up duck fixture. What? We couldn't get into Cheesecake Factory. Yikes.

And then we tried going to Target, and we were, what, we set, like, a $5 limit to get each other things. Okay, so my idea for our first date, we should recreate our first date. For our video? A YouTuber I watched did this with his girlfriend. It was really cute. They, like, recreated their first date. So we should recreate our first date. Oh my God, you're going to take me to the grove?

That's the only problem. I don't really like the groves, so I don't really want to go there. No, where are I to the grove? This is such a cute holiday vlog. When the Groves all done up for Christmas? Oh, my God, it's happening on my vlog channel. Thank you God. How excited he is right now?

I wish our first time had that energy. Okay, sorry. Oh, so you're allowed to get your fix-ins and your drink? Well, I'm putting, no, I'm putting my little chemicals in my little dinky, and then I'm going to, you know, because I'm going to enjoy it. Okay, so. Where time about? Recreating our first date.

Literally, there's dog hair all over that. Whatever. So, yeah, we went to the grope, and then I was like, okay, I want to do an activity. Like, I don't want to, I want this to be a fun date I've never done before, because I feel like with dates, you kind of get in that routine of, like, you go to the restaurant, you listen to the, about their life, you're bored, and then you go to the parking lot. And he knew I was special, so he knew he had to do something fun to capture my attention.

Right. I do not have his attention right now. You can see, he's taking selfies. Anyways, well, am I not in it? Ew, ew, I hate it. Wow, I look kind of cute in these photos. Maybe I love my hair after I was having a hair meltdown. No, I do look like a soccer mom.

That's like aging. No, it's cute, though. She's got Botox. though. I don't have real Botox. I saw somebody on a vlog comment. They were like, whatever you're doing to your face, you need to stop. I was like, I've never put anything in my face. I've never, like, I would be so honest. If I went and got Botox or filler or something, but I am personally for myself, I just think I will age better without, even if it's wrinkly in my crow's feet. Although I did see, this is kind of a conspiracy. I'm happy this is only on Spotify, because

I feel like this is face-shaming, and I don't really want that on my channel. But I heard it theories. What? I just want to try it so bad. Yeah, I'll try it. So, I guess if you get too much Botox, like, over the course of years, you start to get a vein that goes down the center of your forehead. And I guess there's celebrities who have, and you can't do anything about it. So they can't fill it out with filler?

It's a vein. So it's called the Botox vein. So if you look at some celebrities, they have like this intense vein right here. Not everyone, some of its genetic. But if they have an intense vein right here, it means that they went too ham on the Botox. I wonder if I'm just, like, away with the wind. Wherever I'm at is what I think is best. Like, do you think I can accurately compare this to the other holiday drinks I've had?

Or do you just think I like this because it's in front of me? It's crazy, because we were talking about something else and then you just, but it's fine. No, no, no. I was trying this drink. I'm going to wrap back around to what you were talking about. Okay. But I'm just saying, like, do you think I even remember what the drinks from Duncan or Dutch Brothers tasted like?

Yes. They tasted like fish. No, Dutch brothers were good. Oh, Dutchies was good. Yeah, Dutchies was good, but I'm feeling like in this moment, I'm liking Starbees more. Wow, see, Starbees. Okay, so don't get Botox. It's going to ruin our faces. Do whatever you want to do.

Yeah, I mean, if it makes you happy, go for it. Okay, back to our first date. I'm so excited to recreate this for a vlog miss video. Okay, so what we did was I wanted to think of like an activity. so and feel free to steal this for your next day I was like okay what if we play a game let's go to well the original plan was let's go to oh my god the dollar tree

and here we are here we are it was too late it was closed I was like let's go to the 99th store the dollar tree and we try to pick out a present for each other based on what we've learned about each other over dinner and see if we can surprise each other and see if it you know see if we get each other yet so we went to the 99 cents door it was closed which was really sad and then I was like fuck it let's go to Target and let's up it to five dollars

because you know they have like the one spot let's do five dollar gifts uh you by the way we're not into that we went to we went to target and he could not care less I was like looking around he didn't even want to go look for anything I ended up buying you a stupid cup or something and then I was like don't look it's a surprise and you're like I already saw it I already saw it in a straight voice I already saw it for some reason I don't remember that portion I remember it I do because I was like this isn't gonna work I think what happened he doesn't want to do fun, impulsive things. Oh, please.

He's boring. I mean, I am kind of boring. Yeah. So then we... You're kind of boring. No, I know. It worked out. We grew together as far as, like, we've stayed boring.

Um, what I remember, though, next is we're just aimlessly driving because, like, it was going well enough to where it was like, I didn't need to be dropped off yet, but we had nowhere to go. So we just conveniently ended up next to his house. And he's like, well, my house is right here. Okay, can I just say that, by the way, was not planned. that's what he always says he's never deterred from that story and i stand by that and here's the thing sorry he's opening a very loud cookie for audio listeners sorry about that wow the way that this snow you can't

see it on camera but the snow like comes down so here's what it is when i was like a teenager what i would do on friday nights with my friends is we would drive around aimlessly and listen to music and talk and hang out and then we'd always end up at like walmart or something and then we'd always end up back at my house. So for me, and that was because I never wanted the night to end. Like, I wanted to have fun with my friends and I never wanted it to end. And I'd be so sad when it started getting late. And then I would try to like stretch it longer. I'd be like, maybe we should drive through somewhere. Maybe we should whatever. Let's go back to my house. I had that feeling. Like, we were driving around and talking and hanging out. And I knew he had to get up

or something. And I was like, uh, he's going to want to go home. But I don't want this to end because I'm having a good time. And then I was, and then I was like, oh, should we like, I was bringing up way, thing, oh, should we go bowling? Should we do this? And you were like, no, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Like, you weren't really into any ideas. And then I was like, well, we're close to my house. We could just go watch TV. And I really did want to just watch YouTube because it's my favorite thing to do. So, and we did. We went back to my house. I started watching YouTube for like hours. And then you made the first move. We were laying there and we were like,

I remember we were talking. I'm not going to say what we were talking about. We were saying some stuff. And then you kissed me and I was like, oh, this is happening. Then I had to go pee and it ruined it. Still happens to this day, by the way. I've learned to live with it where he's like, I'm like, okay, he's going pee, even though like this is where I wanted to like start this moment. But, hold on, can I give a quick intermission

to just give my review on the cookie? We'll be right back to our dating story. But I take back everything I said based off my judgment from the packaging when I saw this snowman cookie. It's a gorgeous cookie. It's cooked perfectly. The frosting on it is delicious. And it, oh, like, I'm going to eat this whole thing.

I'm going to save it for after my dinner tonight. It could be my little dessert. Such a mom. While we're watching one of the last episodes of Big Brother, we can't talk about that. Okay, we'll get to that. So, oh, Bowie Jane. Okay.

Good day, Julie. Good day, Julie. God, if Bowie Jane wins, Julie's going to go crazy. Julie's going to cause some drama. What were you just talking about? Oh, I were a date. So, yeah, sorry, I'm boring, you guys.

So we did the date. We stayed up until seven. 7 in the morning. I took you home and I dropped you off and we were like texting the next day. And then what I, the whole reason I started talking about this is because I don't know how many dates it took to have sex because our dates were so weird. Like literally two days later, I stopped by your work, picked you up and we went to Sue Plantation for lunch. So it's like, is that a date? I have a picture from that day where I'm eating their soft serve ice cream. So good. Is that a date?

And then our third date was a birthday party. And then our fourth date was, oh, what was the next? Mexican restaurant, you loved... Don Cucos. Don Cucos. And I think it was after that because you put on Ashley Simpson on the way back. Oh, that was the night I thought that album. Okay, we might have talked about this, but that was the night I thought I was going to break up with you. Well, because I said, like, a lot of times I don't make it past the third date with people.

And you were being really, like, rude and annoying that... Can you explain what was happening? Because on the way to the Mexican restaurant, I was, like, trying to have fun and trying to talk, and you just kept being like... Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. whatever. Maybe I had a bad day leading up to that. You were like, I never last more than three years.

I got a margarita in me, and then I started having fun. No, I don't know. Everyone has weird days, but I did think, like, I don't know. So, anyway, we had sex. There was no lube, so it wasn't really working. And then the very next time, though, everything worked fine. Because I did think, like, oh, we're not going to make it because that went really bad.

Were we even able to finish the first time? No, we did. You finish, and then, and then I finished, and, but it was very obviously, like, you were not into it while I was trying to finish. So I was, like, really struggling. And then I finished. And then it was, like, weird. But then we did it again the next night. It was fine.

I would say it was really good. Well, yes, yes. Okay, let's move on. What? Are you saying it's not? No, it was good. I just feel like this is getting gross. Well, yeah.

Yeah, I don't think we should. Is it your dinner time? I just got lightheaded, so I'm just finishing my protein bar. But I was like, oh, I'm getting kind of lightheaded. I felt like I had something to talk about until we really went in on our sex lunch. Oh. Would you not say, though, I mean, just like bring it all the way around for them. It's not like we're currently having bad sex.

No. We have great sex. Yeah. Okay. No, and that's a thing. Like, the first time wasn't very good because it hurt because of... Well, there was no... We didn't have loose.

We didn't know it was going there Okay, we weren't prepared with supplies Yeah, no, not prepared And then, you know, the second time was perfect and great And then we just kept going and going And then I hurt myself Because we were doing it too much And then he thought I had given him something

And then he called me and he was like, hey And then it turns out we were just do We were in a honeymoon phase Doing too much too often, too frequently You have a voicemail? I have a bunch of voicemails But we're not there yet, baby because we have to have a fight.

So this isn't really a fight. This is more of a conversation. But I'm, okay, so obviously, baby names, obviously, Jet and Max, that's what we're doing, right? Correct. And if you listen to his podcast, Sip, we talked about middle names, and I finally got him on board with a couple middle names,

which was Chandler and Stanley. But I want Chandler to be our next, our next born, the next child's actual name. We won't do all this again. Okay. but then I was like wait a minute do I like Chandler and Stanley as first names

so today I was like Stanley's not a girl name though for boys we're not having four boys I'm talking about instead of JetMax oh no no no no get out of here I know I take a hike I agree we already have the blanket to say JetMax

so I agree but I am saying but then I was like Chandler and Stanley well we always need a backup just in case like we don't want to meet them and be like, oh, no, it's not that, but I'm 99.99% sure that it's Jet and Max. But our next children, I could get on board. Stanley's a new one he's thrown into the mix, and I can get on board with it.

Like, I like Stanley Tucci. You like Stanley Cups, and I like the name, even though it's a little old manny, but that's fine. Stanley? I don't think it is. I think it's cute. Stanley. It's like cute Stanley. Stan, for sure. I mean, Chandler, I'm sold on. Boy or girl. Like, I'm all the way in. Okay, number two on my list of things to talk about. Okay. Moving. So, he posted a vlog today where we talked about how we're going back to L.A.

And there was a lot of comments and people were just like, you know, you guys should stay in Colorado, which I agree. I get it because I did always see us raising kids here. But there's a lot of reasons that I don't think we talked about it in your video, really. Well, and that's the thing I think because we titled the video that, which is an accurate title. It's not a clickbait title. But I think people have feelings and emotions attached to where we are

because they've kind of fallen in love with the vlog channel in Colorado. I mean, fallen in love. They, like, have come to, like, watching that channel in Colorado. Well, I just want to explain why we're actually moving back to L.A. Because it's, I feel like we haven't really fully explained it. So, number one, we, our job is there, right? So the podcast, both of our podcasts. He has.

I have, and I've never talked about this before, but I have a full-time employee that I started working with almost a year ago today in L.A. And he lives there. And he comes out to Colorado once a month, but to help with stuff with videos, with a podcast, with a movie. Like, so working with him is important to me. And it's not really, it's, it's getting hard being in a different state. So I have a full-time employee. My family, obviously, is there, which obviously your family's here, so it's hard either way. But the podcast is the most important. thing because that is next year while we're in the midst of newborns. The podcast is something where I'm trying to hire people who can really help so that we can step in, be funny talk.

Be funny. That sounds so embarrassing. But you know what I mean. Just like step in, try to have fun, and then leave and take care of the babies and do it every week or every other week. And to fly everyone out to Colorado multiple times a month. On top of like, financially it doesn't make sense to fly three people out for like a recording session to okay okay sorry our camera ran out of battery yeah anyways we are trying to be smart as far as finances saving some money uh you know and just doing that and then we'll see where we end up but i think for the first like six months to a year that's why we're going to allay well on top of your podcast i also have a podcast that's every single week and I also have Lizzie and Chris and it gets really hard to schedule them to come out to

Colorado every week too and then bulk shooting isn't really um in the scenario with two newborn babies like I can't just fly them out and shoot three or four episodes in a day because that would have me away all day whereas in LA they can come I can film for literally one hour and then go back to the kids so it really is all financial like to be keeping it super real it really is a financial decision. Our job decision. Your family's there. I do think we're going to be able to see my family a lot as well. Like, I do believe my mom will come out quite a bit. And spatially wise, like, the house is just better set up for us to be comfortable.

Combined with the weather and, like, being able to just, like, go out and, like, I don't know, the winter weather does really get me down after a while here. I'm just being truthful. I know you're like, whatever. Because I know a lot of people, like, raise babies in the winter, and, like, we could, too. It's not, like, a deal breaker, but it's just, oh, that light came on and kind of... Where are you going? Well, that light just came on, and it's kind of abrupt, so I'm just moving. What?

You care so much about how this looks. I mean, that's a good thing, though, I guess. I've just never been good at that. Like, if you guys notice my videos, I still have kind of a shitty camera. It's kind of, like, I don't have a microphone on my camera. I do need to raise the bar a little bit, a little bit. Okay, so let's see. Let's take a quick little break, and when we come back, we're going to be doing voicemails.

We have some fights from you guys that we need a referee. We're going to be talking about Big Brother. And is there anything else? I guess that's it. Yeah. It'll be fun. Stick around. Hey, okay, sorry to interrupt the podcast.

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Here's the first one. Let me turn it up. Hi, Shane. So he wanted fights and stuff. My boyfriend and I, this is the only thing that we always fight over, like you and Ryland with the dress. But if one of us passes away,

he thinks it's okay that later on you can go into another relationship or whatever, he told me he would get married to another person if I passed away and I don't think that that's okay I think that's like basically sitting on the relationship excuse my language but I think that's like you're you don't really love that person no I don't know what are your guys's ideas thank you bye okay first of all thank you for the honesty and for that yeah I understand the sentiment of this but more than anything I would hope for you to find somebody that loves you the way I love you and that you enjoy and have a fulfilling life because I don't want you just to be alone reminiscing and thinking about what was

and what isn't for you currently any longer. Yeah, no, I've always felt this way like if I die, I would... And I told him this maybe too early in the relationship. But I was like, if I ever die, please, you know, don't let it affect, like get into another relationship, have, like, get married, have fun, have a good life, because life can be long.

It can be short, but it can also be long. And I would never, from the grave, want to watch you be lonely and sad. I'd want you to be happy. And that, to me, is, and not to say you're not in real love with your, was it boyfriend or husband? Uh, I don't know. I don't remember, but, but I will say, you should, you should look in. into that and why you feel that way and maybe even in therapy talk about that feeling because it's

like why am I so afraid of him of me dying and him remarrying what is that why does that make me so upset why do I not want him to be in a relationship with somebody else in this in this world where you're not there like there is something maybe there because I will say one of our first fights was because I asked what you would do if I died gosh we can't keep reliving this and he said we just can't keep and he said well he said well you know I would go to yoga I'm sorry what and he goes well yoga's like haunted me for years yoga's like my church like yoga's like where I find you know nobody's gonna understand unless they're like hot yoga enthusiast it you do process things and hold on to things through your body

and so like I'm not saying like the next you die well in the next day our fight was because you said and this was very this is bright the fight was he said the next day he would go yoga i think he kept pressing and i was just like yeah sure the next day but no i like well now how do you feel i mean i don't know that i would be i would be able i would be able to do anything for months but i think as i'm working through things as i'm coming through the other side which hopefully i would um i hope this never happens like this is so weird but yes that is still a way that i would cope with and manage how i'm on to things and how just, you know, how I'm grieving in general.

Yeah. So I would say, you know, listen, maybe your husband or boyfriend, sorry I don't remember, but maybe they, maybe if they said to you like, hey, I, for like a year, I would be inconsolable, so upset, so depressed, and miserable. And then after that, I would be more, I would let myself be open to love again. Maybe you'd feel differently. But if your husband or boyfriend is just being like, yeah, I'd remarry. Then I understand. And I wonder if it has, more to do with how you feel in the present day. Like, if he would do that, if I weren't here, what would he do while I am here?

I don't know. What a fun conversation, though? Like, hey, for all the listeners out there who are in a relationship, maybe ask your partner, what would you do if I died? Hey, it's a conversation starter, baby. Next voicemail.

Hey, Shane. I'm not sure she's still doing the fight's review or whatever, but this is kind of embarrassing. So my boyfriend and I have been dating for a really long time, went long distance, and obviously, you know, like toys are useful, and I'm not against them at all, but he told me he had bought one, and I was like, okay, cool, and he shows me it, and it is the mold of a pig, oh, like literally swirly tail and all. What? What? He thought I was overreacting, but I feel like that is an insane purchase. What are your thoughts?

Presently know what side you are on. Oh, wait, a pig? Did she say a pig? I think she said a pig's... It's literally swirly tail and oar. No. Sorry, I need to... I'm just...

A mold of a pig. Okay, are you sure? I'm Googling this. Yeah, I wonder... I've never even heard of such a thing. sex toy. Is that real? I feel weird even Googling it. Do it?

What? What? I guess there's something for everyone. Well, no. I don't know about that one. Well, are you sure? Maybe it's a... maybe it's a mold of an ass that, but it looks because it's pink, it looks like... I will say, okay, that is a little concerning.

I won't deny that. Maybe he's joking? I hope so. I will say, though. I did, early on in our relationship, I bought, as a joke, I wasn't actually going to use it. I bought at a sex shop, I was with my friends, and we were buying weird stuff, and I bought a mold of an ass. And I sent him a picture because I was like, ah, hello, look at this ass mold. And he got mad. If we were where we are now, I don't think I would have.

That was still in the time where you were, like, sharing details of our sex life with your friends, and you were out buying, like, molds of other things. I'm like, we're still new in our relationship. Like, I don't think... What? What? No, like, you were telling your friends things about our sex life. I know, but you said buying molds of things. Oh, that thing.

So you bought... It was like, why would you... Why would you... I know, but I was like, we're still new in our relationship. Why would you need to, like, buy a mold of something? I wasn't going to use it. I didn't know that, so I was just like... I mean, I guess I just didn't understand new in our relationship.

If it was today, I would laugh. Oh, he was so mad. And then I went over to... to his house to his house to like calm him down and be like I'm kidding I'm kidding and yeah you were like really mad for like hours and I was like I'm not gonna replace you with a butt mold well I think it's before I was super secure in our relationship and before I super trusted like because like I used to even not like if I'd like see that you watched porn I'd be like mad about it now I'm like as long as it's not affecting our we've talked about this but as long as it's not affecting our sex life I don't

really care. You know what I mean? So it's just like a different stage of our relationship. But as for the caller, you're not overreacting. I'm a little concerned about the pig. Yeah, I'd be very... Hmm. Culture evolves at the speed of light.

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and your dinner, whatever's open? Yeah, here for that too. Enterprise. We're here for it. It's an interesting one. Okay, let's do one more. Hey, here's for flights with Shane and Ryland. My boyfriend and I were recently getting it on in the shower and he tried to

you as icy hot as lube like that's some messed up shit who does that I'm still mad about it and he really didn't think it was going to be that awful it's still hurt and this is not a joke

like in all seriousness so I don't know I'd kill him I'd be like what the fuck I need to get a new boyfriend you deserve some revenge I'd say maybe like, or, you know, but consensual revenge. Like, I'd be like, all right, spread open your ass.

It couldn't have been nice for him either. I don't know. I've never used icy hot, so maybe he thought it would be, like, warming. Because here's the thing, when we've run out a lube before or when we've been in a hotel room that didn't have lube, like, I will try to convince him to use. I'll be like, let me just use lotion. It's the same thing. He's like, no, no, that's going to give me an infection. It's going to hurt.

It's this is that. And finally, after eight years, almost, I finally got him to. to let me use, like, hand lotion. I was like, let me just try it. Let me just try it. And he liked it better than Loub. And he was just like, wait, that was great. That felt so good.

And I was like, I told you. So, but I asked you, and I made sure you were on board, and it took me eight years to convince you. I wouldn't just, like, shove lotion in your ass and not tell you that it wasn't Loub. So I am a little concerned about that. But maybe he didn't mean to hurt you, but I, but, I would say that is concerning. Pulling something like that is definitely something you need consent for.

I'm just Googling. Like, do people use icy hot as lube? I'm honestly sure. Hmm. I just was wondering if this is, like, something. Because I know you can buy, like, warming lubs, or, like, you can buy sensational lubs. But I would just stick to that if that was the effect I was going for. Yeah.

Hmm. And maybe make sure you're okay. I hope you don't have an infection or something. Oh, yeah, I hate that. I absolutely hate that. Should we do some... Wait. good day

Oh, okay. Good day, Julie! Okay, so, okay, now that I'm thinking about this, so obviously Big Brother, it's coming to an end, but I just realized tonight, like right after this we're going to go home and watch. It's going to be, I think, the last eviction episode, so we're going to go from four to three people, right?

And then Thursday night is the big finale. So right now we have Matt, Jag, Felicia, I'm Bowie Jane. Or as Felicia would say, fucking Boie Jane. I cannot believe she won that H-O-H. She got some power. I thought and was praying and was hoping she would do something interesting with it. It doesn't seem like she will be.

Well, I heard a conversation on the live feeds where Bowie Jane basically was saying, you know, I know I'm not going to win and I'm going to get second place no matter what. And honestly, that's kind of all I wanted anyways. And like, I'm fine with that. who cares. And I was just like, good for her, you know? But, okay. Yes, but also, like,

really? Because there has been moments where Bowie Jane has been in power, and she could have made a big move, and she never did. I mean, granted, was she the one that got Cameron out? Maybe that wouldn't have gotten her to where she is. I think she has, like, there's always that one person on Big Brother that's like, what are

they doing here? What's going on? How are they making it this far? And what is crazy, though, she's one, like, I love Felicia and Surrey I think they're both so entertaining and I love watching them together I love watching them on the show But Bowie Jane won three

H-O-Hs which is I mean more to be said than what They did even though I think they provide a lot more entertainment I will say though Imagine how fun it would be How unjust but fun it would be If the final two was Bowie Jane and Phyllis That would be

The speeches Mustard of Fisd face. Okay. Here's what would win Bowie Jane the game, right? Because this is,

and we've talked about this before, but this is my dream scenario for Big Brother because this never happened before. If Bowie Jane in her final speech

was like, hey, so I'm actually not Australian and my whole, my life, my job, my accent, everything has been a show.

I, you know, like, if that, if she was playing a part even to us, the audience, like,

that to me, I'd be like, hand her the money. That's never going to happen, but that's my dream. Um, but I would like to see Felicia's ending statement because I think she would be like, I did this, I did this, I did this, but all the things that she's done haven't really worked. And the fact that she like, trait, like flips on her number one too, like she always like flip flops on Surrey, which I understand, like we're not in the house. And if you're in the house, you got to do like what your gut's telling you. And Flish's gut has gotten her all the way to where she's at. But it's just,

It's just, it is wild. I definitely think the winner should, hands down, obviously, be Jagg. Like, he really won every competition. He's done all the things. He plays a good social game. Hold on. I get what you, I get it right on paper. But let me also say this.

I'm not saying I love Jack. I could make a point for any of them. So, for Felicia, I could say that there has, I don't, I need to look and make sure, but I don't think there's ever been a winner her age before. Usually the older person in the house. Out first or second week. the fact that she has been around the whole time is incredible she survived the block so many times she was a part of getting rid of who was it oh heism who was like such a competitor like so i could

see a world where she won um boie jane has never been she's this is actually crazy she's the first player in big brother history to never be on the block really which is crazy and i think it's because everybody saw her as the perfect final two because they're like oh i'll win against her yeah so she could use that to her advantage um Matt has also never been on the block, except for this week, but that's only because he had to be. And Matt is a great player, but Jag really has won the crucial comps that have... But Jag was evicted 10 to 0, and the only reason Jag is in the house is because Matt won a

competition. Right. But then when it got down to the nitty-gritty, Jag does the work... Like, if we're talking from an entertainment standpoint, Felicia is my queen. Well, but what is Big Brother? Is Big Brother supposed to be a show where... you just win a bunch of things? Or is that like, oh, so you just win every competition and that's how you win?

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pay, baby. PayPal. Learn more at PayPal.com. So, I don't know. Like, yeah, they don't won anything. Like, Jag, though, also, like, did his best friend Blue so dirty. And he also plays, like, a very strategic mental game. I just think, like, it will be unjust if anyone but Jagg won wins because he does the work. I understand there's a compelling argument for all of them.

Like, none of them are just there by mistake. But I just, like, if we're talking about overall, like, moves in the house, I get it. We're losing focus because it's dark now. I get it. And I do, I would not be mad at Jag 1. I'd be like, okay, yeah, he deserved it. But I do think there's something to be said for somebody to win who hasn't won everything.

Because I feel like there's different ways to play Big Brother. And my favorite ways that people play are the people who don't win every single competition. They have to get themselves out of things. Their back is always against the wall. They're always trying to whatever. Like, that to me is a more successful win versus like, Yep, I won every single V-Doh and every single H. I'm like, ugh, I'm so boring.

Well, I was hoping they would be able to take a shot at Jag. Like, I was hoping they would get Jag and Matt on the block next to each other, and at least one of them would have gotten to go. But every time it was imperative, they won. They won. Right. Well, we'll see. By the time this episode goes up, it might be over.

I don't know. Okay. Well, I think that's it. I'm, like, freezing for some reason. And we're, like, losing, I don't know, because the light's gone. Well, let us know. Send us a, I don't know, like, tag us on Instagram or a DM. or something, or maybe in the comments of the community

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