The Shane Dawson Podcast - Shane Makes a CONFESSION and Ryland's NO UNDERWEAR rule... FIGHTS! with Shane and Ryland EP 3

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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Oh, oh, here we go again. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. Hey, welcome back to the couch. You thought you'd never hear from us again. I know. And the reason why is we've just had no fights.

It's been like perfect. Yeah, right. We've been selling off into the sunset and there's been nothing to fight about. That's so, okay, thank you. That's a perfect segue because I actually this week have decided to do something new, which is I have a notes in my phone. it's called podcast notes and that's where i keep track of all of our fights everything that happens and i was just looking over it i don't want to go like i don't want to get ahead because i haven't

looked at this i've had it for a few weeks and i'm looking back and i don't remember what these things mean i literally wrote down taylor swift exorcist i don't know what that means we'll get to it so i have a notes app of all of our fights and also things that happened to us during the weeks the reason i like this is because if i didn't win in real time i have a chance now to like really look in with hindsight what was happening okay before we get into our fights uh first of all we want to say thank you guys this is so fun that we're doing this we love doing this like we started doing this audio only thing kind of just for fun and whatever and um granted we did take a month off sorry about that we got busy i'm hoping we can do this weekly it has been like i don't know this month i feel like i'm just like running at a million miles an hour and i can't keep up with what i want to do but i mean i Are you kidding me? No, no, no.

You have. You have. Sorry. We've had so, I think it's hard to compartmentalize the different things because we're doing things more in bulk because it's complicated being in between two places. It is. It's hard. Like we got back from somewhere and then I had people fly in and had to do three episodes of a

different podcast. It's just whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys don't care. You're a busy working woman. Thank you. I'm a busy working mom. Getting ready to retire.

I'm begging Shane to let me. I'm kidding. I love working. Okay. Okay. No, but we really do love this, and we're going to try to do it more often. And, yeah, if we disappear again, just know it's because we've had such a bad fight that we are unable to talk about it. Oh, okay.

Two different perspectives. I'm like, oh, we're not fighting if we're not recording. And you're like, it's so bad we can't even get on the podcast. Well, I do have to say, well, no, okay, sorry, let me be more positive before we get into the negative. Yeah, we love doing the show. Thank you guys so much. We actually have a sponsor today, which is crazy. Our first audio only sponsor.

That's not why we're recording, by the way. We've had this sponsor for like a month, and I keep putting it off because we just haven't had time to record. So, no, we're very excited about the sponsor, which is prize picks. We'll talk about that later. But let me get into my notes app. Okay. What do I have here? Oh, okay, I know what I want to talk about first because I feel like we should do something that's not fighting for the first like 10 minutes of the show.

Okay. You know what I mean? To show people that that's not all we do. No, we never fight. Right. Although you did forget my birthday today, but we're not going to talk about it. Oh my gosh. are you kidding me we're not going to talk about it no it's this thing where like when it's the same

thing is when somebody's like go left it's like i have to look down and make sure the l's there okay that's scary no it's no it's i know my left and rights but it's when you're under pressure like even when i when i used to go pick up any prescription for you like if you were sick or something i'd have to look up your birthday before i walk in even your birthday because you had to google my birthday yes thank god it's there seven years later i feel for everyone whose husband's isn't on famous birthdays. How do you know what their birthday is? Oh, God, interesting.

I know, like, because 719 is such a huge thing in your life that I definitely know your birthday is on 719, but it's the 88 that really throws me off sometimes, because I can't even remember how old I am. How am I supposed to remember somebody else's age? Okay, we were supposed to be talking about something good. I mean, okay. I'm not fighting with you. I just had to justify why when somebody was like birthday, and I'm like, uh, uh, uh, right.

Anyways, what I was actually going to say is I feel like we've been in a really good place. We started fighting. No, I feel like the last week has been really good. Well, the last few weeks have been really good because we've been leaving the house. We've been doing more things. Getting out of our comfort zones. It's fall weather. Literally, we've been golfing.

Hell yeah. Why being so quiet? No, I'm not. Yeah, we have. Wait, what's going on? What do you mean? Stop train. No, I'm not.

You're being really weird right now. Why are you being weird? I'm not being weird. I'm not. We have been out and about living life. Okay. Living life. Okay.

Are you okay? Yes, I'm fine. Is your brain okay? No, I'm hungry. I have to eat. See, this is the problem. I was ready to talk about all the things I love about you and how you've been so nice to me lately and how you woke me up today and that was so sweet and like all these happy things. And now you're just only thinking about lunch.

which is so, so you to do that. I mean, you only think about coffee until you get your coffee. Okay, that is me. And I escorted you to your coffee. You're right. I do only think of my coffee. Okay, girl. That is interesting.

Well, I guess we'll just start fighting because. No, let's be positive. Okay. Okay. Before you pick the coffee fight, I'll say, we got to make some decisions on the nursery today. Okay. For the podcast, they don't care. You told me.

earlier save it for the podcast well that is my thing like whenever ryanl starts talking about something that i don't want to talk about i'll just say okay you know what save it for the podcast okay here we are on the podcast and we need to make some decisions we need to choose the color palette we need to execute on ordering the rug and i need to get a changing table okay so are we going with like a mint like a really really subtle mint green here's the thing colors mean things and like mint green in movies signifies death what I'm pretty sure are you really going to drop that bombshell on me right now after I've been planning a nursery around that you know what this is actually kind of interesting or maybe not but if you guys don't know that there's a and I didn't know about this

until like two years ago color theory for movies every scene has a different color in it that's supposed to signify something in the movie and some directors do it more subtly than others some are very like on the nose about it but let me see so green in movies. So if you, like, if you're watching a movie and somebody walks into a green room, it means hope. Oh, that's amazing. I don't think that's true. But this is like a very, very, very subtle green. Hold on. No, I'm double checking. I'm pretty sure it's death. Stop it. Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to do that to me? Well, no, I'm just letting you know. Okay, so what color, because I even found, and I know like dinosaurs might not be the vibe, but,

I found the cutest dinosaur wallpaper. And I do want to get wood paneling on the bottom half of the walls. So the wallpaper will only be like halfway up the wall to the ceiling. Right. But I just really want to get started on. I mean, I've ordered a lot of the, and have a lot of the baby products. But I'm ready to like start assembling the nursery.

So we need to make some decisions. Isn't it crazy that, and I know this podcast is supposed to be us fighting and stuff, and we'll get to it. But isn't it crazy that in three months, we're going to be actual dads with two children pretty much yeah that is like jumping so many steps like going from no kids to two kids is like crazy well thank you for acknowledging that I feel like up until this moment you have been like all good which no I still am all good I'm not nervous at all I know I should be everybody in my life is like why aren't you nervous you should be

freaking out you should be terrified you should be wanting to go you know run through the streets naked like do it for the last time. And I'm like, I'm not nervous at all. I'm so ready for it, which maybe I'll change my mind once it happens. I mean, I don't think we're going to change our mind. But I do the only time, like, I think we're going to be great. And I think that like, yes, it's going to be more than we can ever imagine. But I mean, all you can do is meet the moment. The only time I really start being like, wow, and getting a little overwhelmed is when I really get in the throes of thinking about like the day to day of having two like we're basically outnumbered because there's so much more demanding than we are we're not outnumbered we have uh seven alpacas five other animals we have a lot on

our side right um no i'm very excited about i think i've been thinking a lot about like what i'm most excited about and i would say when they're old enough to sit at a booth at like denny's like that's so fun and then they can color on the little thing and like oh that's so cute i cannot wait until they're like toddlers I know people I mean you hear good and bad for everything but I can't wait until they're running and walking and I can take them and walk around Universal Studios or you know I just like cannot wait I will say we do need to figure out what we're going to do before we go before we have two children we should take one last trip everybody's telling us to take a trip my therapist is like yeah you could do something like I'm trying to figure it out but I don't really know where to go because Yes, we could go somewhere relaxing, like a beach or something. But because we've been watching so much ordinary adventures, if you guys don't know, please follow them. Riley just posted a vlog where we fan-girls about them. Hopefully, it didn't scare them off.

And so they go to amusement parks and stuff. And I'm like, should we go to Disney World? Should we go to Universal? Oh, Florida. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to go to one of those theme parks. And if you don't want to do that, I'm down to go to one of the beach resorts like locally in California.

That just sounds boring to me. I mean, yeah, but we don't have much time. And, like, I don't know. If you're, if you give me the green flag on going to Florida to either Universal or Disney World, I, I'm like, all in. Okay. Well, let me think about it. Baby steps. I went golfing.

I left the house. Went on an alpine slide. Yeah. Check out my vlog. Maybe the next step is Disney World. I've only been to Disney World once and I got, I had such a bad panic attack because of the heat. that I ended up naked in a bathroom stall and my brother found me

and then they called 911 so I don't know if I should do that again. I really need to dive into that but I feel like Riley has to diarrhea. Riley, hold on. I really feel like because she's been letting out stinkers. Okay.

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guys for being so nice listen i try not to read comments but i did look at a couple comments on rylans last vlog and you guys are just being so nice to me and seeing that i'm trying to really try to work on myself in so many ways. Like, I really do want to get healthier for having kids. And I also want to leave the house more. I don't want to be anxious. I want to be able to live life. And I want my kids to see me as somebody who does.

Like, I don't want them to see me as somebody who doesn't leave the couch or doesn't leave the house or is afraid to go in the world. Like, that is one of my biggest fears. I do not want to do that. So the fact that I've been trying lately and then I read the comments and you guys were being so nice and being like, look it. Shane's trying. just meant a lot

so thank you guys all right well we'll be right back while he is dealing with Riley's diarrhea and yeah we'll see you guys in a second I will say

one of my icks is people who talk too much about their dreams because they're not real so shut up I never you tell me about your dreams way more than I tell you

well you're my other person so it's fine I'm talking about like you know friends or random people who like tell you this 20 minute story about their dream you're kind of like okay it didn't happen this why are you I'm not a psychologist I can't figure this out for you why you telling me this but but in a relationship I think we do talk about our dreams a little bit like I'll wake up and be like I just have the craziest

nightmare yeah I'll tell you and that's it right so even though I said that's my ick I'm about to do right now because I had a nightmare last night that you were we were in the car and you were raiding guys as they walked by in front of me and then I started crying and then you kicked me out of the car and left me and I woke up really angry yeah I'm mad

I'm just wondering how that like manifested in your brain to begin with it's not like we're not that couple that's like walking like because there's a lot of those gay couples that they're like oh we go to this place to check out the guys and it's like we're not that's not

couldn't be us I don't know so I don't know what it means Well, I can I can guess it means I'm insecure, which I am, and that maybe I've always thought you should be with somebody who looked better or, you know, et cetera, et cetera. But it was weird because, yeah, but although I do remember we had a fight seven years ago that was you talking about a guy you would have sex with. And we were in the back. Oh, my gosh, all connecting. We were in the back of a car, your friend's car. and we were talking about something and then you met your friend mentioned a guy and then you said oh i'd

have sex with them and then we got to a huge fight i mean and i was like so we weren't dating then yes we were i would not i would not say i'd have sex with him if i was dating you we were what are you talking about we were literally okay you can't try to hold me accountable for something seven years ago right now in present time okay tell the internet that okay kidding kidding um sorry that um no so no that so that did happen and here's me i just difference between you now and you seven years ago where seven years ago we had probably been dating for a few months well no our first couple of dates i even that was just who i was i didn't think that i would get in a serious relationship for some reason i don't know i never saw it i always wanted to be in a serious relationship and have kids and

do all of that but it just like seemed so far from my reality that i just like seemed so far from my reality that it did take me a while to like click in that like you and I were a thing but I was the first one to say I loved you so once it did kick in it was like never looking back like we're you know huh it was an interesting way to dig yourself out of that one uh well no you're trying to bring something up from seven years ago when all I did was go get my husband coffee this morning wash his dishes and wake him up and say hey it's already one like i want you to wake up before the ice melts in your coffee because i know you don't want it to melt and i went as close to the time that you're going to wake up as possible and i wake him up and he's like i had a nightmare and

i was like what and he's like and i have a hug so then i'm hugging him and then he's telling me that i'm raiding guys and i was like okay i was just trying to get you coffee but i love you and here's the thing the universe is so funny because the universe knew that i was going to wake up after that dream and need, you know, validation and the relationship. And the fact that you got me coffee meant so much. And I was like, wow, all the tens in my dream that he was raiding, he would never get coffee for them. He got coffee for a little, little me, little old six.

Oh, please. I think you're very attractive. Oh, my God. I just remember the other thing. You said I was a seven in the back of that car. Oh, my gosh. Seven. I can't imagine.

Oh, no. And it's been seven years. I've probably got worse. I think you're better looking. I think you're in like... No, you don't. I think you're in a real good looking phase of your life right now. Keep going!

You're like, you've found a few core pieces of clothing. You're a little more adventurous with clothing. I really like the glasses that I bought you, by the way, that you're always wearing. I think you've like figured out your hair. Wait, what are my core clothing? Like, you try, you've just been trying more things. You have like, you have more style than you ever had. When I first met you.

Okay. Listen, when I first met you, girl. Girl. Gay. Gay lumberjack. I still wear flannels. Yeah, but back then it was like super tight flannels. It was a lot.

And now you come into your own as well. Well, we all evolve and grow. A couple tens. And I don't know why you're trying to pull us apart from seven years ago when I think we're stronger than ever. No, you're right. You're right. But thank you for dividing. us in that way on the internet you're welcome um okay let's see what's next um oh why did i write this

down i wrote down chandler oh i thought of middle names for the babies okay what no i just don't i don't think the middle names are necessary but i'm just gonna okay and that's fine but i'm just gonna let you do whatever you want with the middle names but i also like to i also like these names a lot and like listen we're doing max and jet right we're set but i like these names also okay okay Chandler and Grayson oh those are those aren't gonna work for middle names but I like them as alt names like if worst case scenario one of the boys pops out and does not look like their name which I'm I'm like 99.9% sure that they're gonna be named Max and Jet but yeah I think those are good alternatives

Chandler and Grayson you can't do like Max Chandler Adams yaw uh Jett, Grayson, Max Chandler, that's iconic. I feel like they're really long middle names. No, they're good, they're good. Okay, what's this? Oh, if we have a girl, I still am not opposed to having Chandler be a girl. Oh, wait. Was that what we were talking about or was that a different name?

No, I do like that. I like Chandler as a girl name. I think that's fun. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. I had a traumatic situation happen. and um and it didn't lead to a fight we didn't fight about it but it was interesting to see um

how you handled it well okay oh what is this in veil yeah oh what yeah okay well you know what it is what it is i think so at the clothing store girls and boys anybody who is a plus-sized mama or daddy like me. This, this, let me, let me walk you through this moment. So, we're in this little, little ski town called Vail, right? Everything is so cute and charming. There's no Starbucks in sight. Everything is just very mommy and poppy. And then there's a store called Aviator Nation, which Rylan was like, I need to go in there. And I'm like, oh, okay, I'll go in, right? It was cute, whatever cute store. And then I was like, oh, I saw this jacket. And the jacket was a jean jacket and it had shirpa at a shirpa collar shirpa pockets it was so cute and i was like wow i would

love to wear that i'm going through and i'm like huh extra large and then that's it nothing more okay weird i look at the other jacket no xxels i look at the shirts no xxels i look at the pants no xxels and then i turned to riley and i'm like they don't have any xxels and you're like they have so many extra smalls no please no i said they have xxel because i'm I was looking at their sweatpants, and I said there are some down here, like, I was down on the floor looking at their sweatpants. So then I go to the girl that's working there, who was very sweet, by the way. But you're making this more of like an aviator nation problem. I think it was more of the employee just not being aware.

No, no, no, no, no. Because there was no tops, right, that were XXL. So then I go to the employee, very sweet. And I was like, hey, do you guys have this jacket in X, X, X,L? And she was like, I don't know about that, but let me look in the bucket. And I said, I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, what? And she goes, yeah, we have a bucket in the basement of the X-Xels.

They're in the bucket. Let me go grab the bucket. And I was like, okay, you know what? No, I'm good. I don't need. No, no, no. I'll grab the bucket. And she's like, Cindy, get over here.

Can you help me grow with this heavy bucket? And Cindy's like, yeah, girl. So they disappear. And I'm like, I'm going to kill myself right in the middle of this aviator nation. But I don't want to give them that press. Um, so I'm going to do right outside. So they come back, plop. They put the bucket right on the floor in front of me.

They crack it open. It hasn't been cracked open in 10 years. Dusty ass fucking 2,011 shirts, uh, XXLs. And she blows it, blows the dust off it. And she's like, here, you can pick through this. And I was like, I'm good, Cindy. Thank you, though. Thank you so much, Cindy.

Sorry. That is demoralizing. Like, here, rummage through this shit that's like barely folded in a bin. while other customers are shopping around you in the normal sizes. And then Ryland walks over with like 10 fucking extra small shirts. And he's like, I don't know which one to pick. They're all so cute. And I'm like, okay.

So Cindy takes the bucket back. I'm like, I need to get out of here. So we're walking out. And I want to die. I literally, I've been trying so hard on my health journey lately. And I was like, I'm never going to win.

I never am going to be able to buy clothes in a normal store. I'm never going to be able to shop online and it's going to fit. I'm never like this sucks that I can't buy. close and listen i know i body dysmorphian stuff and i think i'm bigger than i am but i am an xxel xx right yeah too i am an xx i was a 3x girl we're moving on down and but it's hard to find anything that fits and it sucks right and it's a struggle you don't understand which which i get but like 10 minutes later he's like what's wrong and i told him i'm like i want to kill myself like this fucking i was trying to find xxl they get brought out a bucket it was so embarrassing whatever

and he you just stared at me kind of like a like a you didn't know English that you were just kind of like I don't understand these words well no that wasn't I because the thing is I just don't want something like that to derail how good you've been doing like Shane has been eating so healthy and so clean you like haven't been eating sweets like you've just been like really trying to get fit before our kids come so that you like want to be out and about in the world and I don't want something like this to derail you and then there's like the added element of like we're with my whole family and I just like I don't know like it's hard like I want everyone to be having a good time and then like if you're visibly miserable then I just like I don't know then I feel like I'm juggling between the two right you know and it's not like I'm not trying to be like you your feelings aren't valid but it's just hard to manage both and you know because we're not I don't know no and and I it and I wasn't even I'm not it wasn't even a fight because I wasn't mad of you at all but it was kind of like a oh I wish I wish I I don't know I guess I have therapy but I'm like how

who do I talk to about this that gets it because it is such a specific weird thing to not be able to find clothes for my body like it is I guess I'll just get on Reddit I mean I don't think that's true I think like when I buy you clothes and i buy your size it works like the shirts and the jackets and like lately very specifically like i got you that water talk shirt girl it looks good i mean it's a 4x so it's no it's roomy which i love is it of works it's big yeah which listen when i opened it and i saw that you got me a 4x i don't i don't think that's my i was like he knows me. No. He knows what I like. No. I do appreciate it. Listen, it's specific and it's something I need

to work on and stuff. But you guys listening, if you send a voicemail, fuck, I don't remember a voicemail message number. Put it in the description. All right. Send a voicemail. If you have any issues with finding clothes your size, how do you deal with it? What do you do to move on? Because yeah, I don't want it to ruin my day. I want to be, I want it to brush off. And you would, I would think after 35 years on this planet, I would finally not care anymore. Well, I think what hurt the most is, that you have been doing so good so then to like you know it was like a they hit you right when you were feeling good it's like they're trying to like I don't know yeah no no it was definitely a test from the universe and you know what I I passed it yeah because all I wanted to do that night was

stuff my face in that ski town and wake up with regrets and I didn't no I didn't um all right well we're going to take a quick little break when we come back I promise we'll get more positive and we'll start fighting again and we'll talk about Big Brother and what else do I have on the list? Ooh, oh, we have a good story. All right, we'll be back. Okay.

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All right. Okay, I have a bone to pick. Okay. This isn't with you, by the way. Oh, thank God. It's with society. Okay, let's go after it. So I've noticed something.

What? And listen, I know I'm getting older. and I'm trying to ignore when I get annoyed with Gen Z stuff because it's the same way that when I was like 20 I would hear older people in their 40s getting annoyed with me like oh YouTube oh blah blah blah oh epic oh you know Isn't it crazy to feel that shift though

To now be the people criticizing The younger generation coming up and being like I know and I'm trying not to but they're making it so hard So hard and we're ours that cringy or Uh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

But here's the thing. Okay. Well, let me get to my gripe. So this is what pissed me on. So a couple years ago, I would notice that the millennial slash gen X women that I followed would post a picture on Instagram and they would have a song playing. Right? But it was a very like, in my head, I was like, oh, this is like a millennial cringe thing to do, right? It would be a picture of them like sitting with their friends.

And then it would be like, I don't know about you. but I'm feeling 22 And I'd have to mute it Okay So then I noticed Gen Z started making fun of it Like the way Millennials Instagram And that was one of the things right

Like they play a song with their picture It's so cringe Now every fucking person Under the age of 25 or 30 That I follow Gen Z Is putting songs with their pictures on Instagram So now it's trendy for Gen Z And I'm like

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Okay, so we were ahead of the curve. these women were ahead of the curve and now you guys are on the same boat but it's like bitch where were you all these chuggy women and they're not getting the credit they deserve you're right i wonder if like are the people under 25 doing that because they think it enhances their post or does it then go from photo to like views and so like views are higher than likes i don't think so i think it's like my space like back in the day we would have a song for our my space profile page right i think that's the new version it's like oh a song for my picture I'm so non-committal.

Like, I can't commit to a song even for like an Instagram story. Like with the music version, it's like, what's this song going to say about what I'm doing? Like, it's just, it's too much pressure. So I'll never be that girl, unfortunately. Yeah, you know, listen, I'm not going to sit here and hate on Gen Z because I think there was a lot of, I also think that when we see Gen Z cringe culture, it's not everybody. Like when we were, you know, 18, 20, I wasn't doing the whole like, rar oh my gosh i wasn't doing all that shit but i knew about it and i knew that people in my age

bracket were but i wasn't doing that yeah so it's like you know it's not we can't hate on all gen z for just what the top gen z kids are doing um okay which brings me to my next thing which is friendship bracelets right i have a problem with what listen i'm all about moving on from covid and pretending like everything's fine i'm fine with it like listen i'm all about it right like Great. Let's pretend like we're not a pandemic. That's cool. Like, that's easy, right? But the same women and men that have been yelling on Instagram about masks and yelling on Instagram about COVID and lockdown and all these things, right? Which, by the way, I agree. I think masks are good and all that stuff. But all I'm saying is these same women are now trading Frenchlet bracelets at Taylor Swift concerts. And they don't see the irony of it. It's like you're going to a concert with 70,000 people, right? A super sputter. on top of that, you're trading sweaty bracelets that you probably like sneeze or wipe your nose with. With random women and men.

And gay men. And you're giving like all of your everything in your body. You're passing that on and then they're going to Disneyland and they're passing it on again. Are you not telling me that this is a super spreading situation and these people that were so COVID COVID and now they're doing this. It's just crazy to me. But I also love it that we're now, we're past. the whole like you can't be careful you know what i mean what i'm just saying like be careful about talking about covid because like if it come i know i know like six people that have had covid

this week i know it's coming back baby well don't be we're trying we're like our kids are going to be born i ain't spreading it i'm just saying like i watch i sit on my couch and watch ordinary ventures go out in their lives that's how i live i ain't leaving my house i'm not giving french your braces i'm watching other people get friendship braces on my television we're going on a baby moon so i know we still have to figure where we're going I know. What if we did a group trip with ordinary things? Shane, stop.

I'm kidding. But kind of. Wouldn't that be fun? They're going to Tokyo. I don't like I want to go to Tokyo. No offense to Tokyo. It's just too long of a plane ride for him. Oh, my God.

It's like a billion hours. Actually, I kind of want to go because I heard they have... Wow. The way that you're flip-flopping in old age. I know. Well, the thing is, number one, they have vending machines for everything, which is crazy. Like, they have a vending machine for literally everything you could ever think of. They even have a vending machine that has used underwear in it, which is weird.

I don't want to use used. What? I know. And I don't want to buy that, but I want to see that. Anyways. Yeah, you know what? We're going to Tokyo. Wow.

I really turned around. Hey guys, me budding in because I want to give you a fact check. I was listening back to the podcast and I was like, is it real that Tokyo actually has vending machines with underwear? Because I've heard about that for years. So I Googled it and they don't anymore. I guess like 10 or 15 years ago, somewhere they did, but now it's illegal. So if you're looking for used underwear, you're not going to find it. All right.

Enjoy the rest of the episode. Okay, let me look back at my list. Are you loving fall? Oh my gosh. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Let's talk about that. Well, I'm just saying, like, for somebody that's been complaining about fall coming,

I've been loving this chilly weather. I've just been eating it up. What? What are you talking about? I have had to deal with you every day for the last two weeks. I'm so over fall. I miss summer. We were at Dutch bros.

Shane. And they were literally like, you enjoying the fall weather. And Rylan was like, eh, ha, ha, ha, yeah. That was before fall had happened. And now that it's cooler, here's the thing.

I like fall. I hate winter. But like, I'm loving. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm walking back on my own, myself being a hypocrite. You're allowed to change your mind. Because I was like dreading,

dreading, dreading. I was like, it's going to get darker earlier. my life's going to end fall means winter's coming but now that it's happening and this cool weather it just feels so great like i used to not be able to walk the dogs past like nine a m and now you can walk them all day baby because it like is high of 70 yeah i'm just not happy that you're happy thank you when you're happy you have no idea how much i've been so happy lately you'll get into like a mood but it used to last all day and now it lasts like two hours so it's manageable what do you mean you know i'm like snapping out of my moods quicker

Yeah. Hmm. It's really nice. Okay. So thank you for that. You get moody too. No, I'm really moody. You have little mood swings.

I have huge mood swings. Well, I'm glad you can admit that. No, I'll wake up one day and I'll be like, I want to die. What's the point of life? And then you're like, hi, I'm here. And I'm like, okay, you're right. You girls get it. Anyways.

Oh, okay, I have two things I want to talk about. Okay. Number one. And this has to do with the used. underwear we were just talking about in Tokyo. I just want to say that I'm so grateful to be with somebody who doesn't judge me because I realized the other day, I did the math, my underwear. I don't know if you should admit this publicly.

You're the one that's always concerned about like people thinking you're not cleanly. Oh. I wash them. I know that's, I know, but like, okay. No, I'm going to admit this. I'm ready. If you guys want to cancel me for this, that's fine. Okay.

I'd love to see this headline. maybe Kim will make an underwear for you what not like shapewear but like if she goes into minns because that okay well now this is going to turn into a fight yeah what the hell is that supposed to me because when you were spanks no well when you were explaining your underwear to me you're like I don't find I've never been able to find a pair that that was I think verbatim what you did and to me that insinuates like oh my gosh okay let me explain Yeah, why don't you tell your story? My underwear.

Are officially this month. Are they done with? Ten years old. And are they still holding strong? Yes. Are there rips in them? There's one. Now, let me explain.

Number one, I received these underwear, this specific pair of underwear, 10 years ago. They're American Eagle, by the way. I think they're out of business. Are they? I don't know. I don't know. They don't make them anymore. So this was in 2013 when I was in Pittsburgh, and we were about to start planning to shoot my movie, not cool.

And we were at location scouting. Oh, you can throw them away when you start your next movie. How poetic. No, I'll keep them. So we're there, and American Eagle was going to sponsor the movie or some. I don't remember. But they gave me a bunch of free, they gave us a bunch of free clothes for the movie. And there was some underwear.

And I was like, oh, we try these. Put them on. And I was like, oh, my God. these are the best underwear ever made yes they hug in the right places they're kind of high-wasted for men which is very rare um they keep my muffin top cinched like I love these underwear and I have been wearing them ever since and I wash them I'm not gross I'm not dirty they don't smell I wash them but I wear them like these are my fucking 10 year going strong underwear I have four pairs five pairs of them one of them is a little one of them is a little too much like that one needs to be

thrown away but I'm holding on but I have five pairs of them I rotate and yeah I've had them for 10 years and they're my favorite thing ever and I don't know what to do I've never been able to find out and where that well that's what I said work like these the material is like soft but it almost feels like I don't know I don't know how you're going to match those but my question the reason I bring it up is because as my partner why do you not care doesn't gross me out at all I don't know that's so interesting well I would think that you would be the I mean you either have your underwear off or you have pants on. Like, I'm never, like, I never see you in your underwear.

Ew, can you imagine? Yuck. Well, no. Listen, I'm not trying to hate on myself, but if you saw me walking around my underwear, you throw up. Well, no. That's not what I'm talking about. It's a mess. I'm saying both of, we're not underwear people in the house. If we come in the house, our underwear is off. So like, that sounds like a sign you can get at home goods. I really don't. Well, like, neither of us have opportunity. I'm writing that day. It's not the title the podcast. If you come in our house, our underwear is. No underwear? Is that what it's called? Okay, keep going. Yeah. No, I'm just saying. So, and then like, otherwise you're like clothing's on or we're naked. So it's like,

I don't really ever see your underwear. So why would it bother me? But when you were talking about the movie, I had a great idea. What? Once Big Brother's over and the second half of this podcast isn't recapping Big Brother, I think we should go back and watch the Showtime series. of the making of that movie and do like a rewatch show what are you kidding me show what's it called

documented the making of your movie oh the chair the chair well that was on stars oh sorry I'm just saying but I'm okay shout out stars but I'm just saying we could go episode by episode that actually is kind of funny because I got when I was getting canceled people

kept bringing up like clips I didn't watch any of the video that people made about me because I would kill myself. I watched like one of them and well this was no no no no right when everything started going down I was like well why are they hating on this because I had just watched it like my podcast co-host Lizzie was like this is highly entertaining you and I love watching Project Greenlight and I was like oh my gosh this is Project Greenlight with my husband right and so I watched it I didn't see anything wrong with any of it and then I just had to see what they

were going to try to make a problem out of it what was it I can't remember to me I mean it was so nothing like they were trying to make anything out of anything well it's just how like when anybody is getting canceled nowadays they go through anything just to add onto the pile on well here's the thing and yeah we could talk about this in a different podcast i guess because maybe we could get really into it because it is interesting like sometimes i forget how crazy that experience was like they were following us around with cameras for like a year and they're story producing and you don't get to see everything or all the context of course they're going to use the most dramatized moments to make a great TV show.

Right. But I loved it. I loved the experience because I got really close with the director of the documentary or the docu series rally show, whatever I want to call it. Um, the story producer, like me and her hung out every day. Like I wasn't bitter or mad at all when the episodes. So they would send us me and the other director, they would send us the episodes in advance to be like, hey, here. I don't know if I should say, oh, what it doesn't matter. It's been like 10 years. Send us the episodes and be like, hey, if there's anything that you want us to take out or anything weird, whatever. Like, you know, here it is. And. And. I had the only thing I asked to take out was there's a shot in the movie where my full naked ass is out because I'm shitting on the lawn or something and I didn't know for the movie for the movie okay and I didn't know that the documentary crew was behind me so there's a shot in the documentary where I was like bending over opening my ass and you could see my bat my asshole my full asshole and they zoomed in and like I was like

hey um so can you just like take out that shot of my asshole like this is so gross it's so gross like i was not expecting me on camera like that today well i okay so that's the only thing but but yes there was moments obviously where like when you're making a movie it's the most high stakes especially when it's not your own money like i was spending a million dollars somebody else's money there were so many stakes on top of stakes and that sounds delicious there was a lot of stakes involved and it was really really hard to make that movie every there was so much much going against us and i was what 24 at the time or something was what 10 years while also trying to maintain your youtube channel well like i mean that's a nightmare can you

i can't imagine doing what we do right now and adding another full-time job like i would spiral into oblivion right but i will say like i do it's been a while since i've seen it but i do i do know like there's things i regret not i don't regret but there's things that i'm like oh i would never do that now like yeah but you were 24 that's what i mean right Like, we can't bring up a fight from seven years ago. Like, that's not our reality. Right. But, like, you know, even the way that I make things now, like, I love my favorite part

of making something is showing Rhineland and a couple people and getting notes and being like, what part's boring? What part doesn't work? Like, every time I do a series or anything, I always show a few people in the editing process because I'm like, I want to make this perfect. I want to know what's working. What's not working? Like, I love, love, love it.

And yeah, 10 years ago. I was so insecure and I was so like you guys don't get me like this is what my YouTube audience wants like I wasn't excited about notes I took them but I wasn't excited about them and I think that's just getting older and realizing that you don't know everything you don't you know have life experience like you need to listen to everybody who's older than you who's been in the industry longer and you know or at least heavily consider what they're telling you and try to figure out where it's coming from right and yeah there was a lot of drama in the show that was unnecessary because. because like, you know, like, but whatever. It made a really, really fun show to watch. Like, watching me cry about, you know, one of the producers getting mad at me. Like, when I look back, I'm like, this didn't need to happen. Like, I literally could have just talked to them off camera and been like, hey, what's going? But like, it made a good show, so I don't care.

I'm like, whatever. It was entertaining. Because I do think it would be fun one day to like, especially for a podcast like this, like, to watch an episode, like, tell everyone beforehand. Like, this is what we're going to watch next week. I don't know where it is. I found it somewhere. I watched it only a couple years ago. I talked to the producers of the show and the movie about possibly like me buying the rights.

Because I was like, I should put this on my channel, which is so funny because this happened before I got canceled. And I was like, I should put this on my channel or like start a channel for it. Like I do love that show. I thought it was so well made and so interesting. And then I got canceled and everybody's like, he was so worst person ever on the chair. And I was like, ooh, I was about to put that on my chair. You still should. I mean, people that are screaming that are just bored with no life.

whatever i loved it i like i forgot you were my husband and i like couldn't wait i like binged it so fast i loved it so much well i love you so much i'd binge you so fast thanks binge over um binge over let me binge what's on my list okay i'm gonna read through my list and just see we've touched it ready fan girling did it my nightmare got it big little adventures got it uh janler and gracing got it oh taylor i finally remember why i wrote down taylor swift the exorcist okay because Hollywood is so embarrassing sometimes like so you know the barbenheimer thing how it was like a thing like oh my god and then i saw a news clip a news video and it was like uh a new trend is sweeping tic talk and and twitter or x it's the exer swift because the exorcist and taylor's movie are coming out on the same

day and i'm like the exor swift people are making shirts and they're going to go see both movies I'm like, shut up. No, they're not. They're just trying to do it because it was such a box office hit. That's so stupid. Also, didn't Exorcist come out after that and bump up their release date to a couple weekends before because they don't want to compete? But I don't know.

It's like Hollywood. One thing works because it was like random and it worked and then Hollywood's like, how do we do it again? I'm like, girl. I mean, they're always going to be doing that. Also, what is the Exorcist? Like, listen, you know, it's a horror movie. I'm going to see it. But I'm like, what does that have to do at all with Taylor Swift?

It doesn't. They're just hoping that they can piggyback the two and be like, did you see both? Are you getting your tickets and watching both in the same day? Can we make the most money possible? Which like, that's just the, I mean, Taylor Swift does not need the exorcist to be fine. Like, she already, like, sold all her tickets. Right. Culture evolves at the speed of light.

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Karma you can count on. Okay, so I was just thinking, I haven't, okay, I'm logged into my voicemail account. Should I just, like, play one and see what happens? Yeah. I wanted to find, like, a Big Brother related one because we're going to talk about Big Brother. Um, let's see. This one is, uh, let's just click on this one. Hey guys, uh, my name is Leam and I was watching a podcast and, like, how you guys fight over the dress and like the color of it. It made me think about how guys are more likely to be colorblind. So maybe that's why you guys are seeing different stuff.

So just wanted to share. Um, love you guys. Bye. Okay. First of all, we love you. you. Thank you, Leanne. Second of all, I don't think I'm colorblind, but now I'm thinking maybe you are. I knew that's where you're going to go with that. Maybe you are. I don't think so. Okay, I will say on Instagram, I posted a picture of the Nike one, the new dress. Everyone sided with me. Everybody said that they didn't see pink, right? But then when I did the dropper on Instagram and I showed the colors, I showed you and you were like, I mean, I guess I can kind of see pink. And I was like, okay, good. So then I posted on Instagram and nobody saw pink. And I was like, you guys are all lying. Shane, you're like, it's like what you see are the colors that everyone agree that it is. Sure, it might in reality be something different, but the picture is altered. It's like we're all judging based on what we see, not what it might be behind how they've altered the colors. You should write quotes for T.J. Max and for Home Goods because that sounded like a copy cup. Stop judging on what you see and judge on.

on the reality. Okay, I guess I can't really find it. Oh, I can search Big Brother. Okay, hold on. Big Brother. We'll get one. Does nobody care about Big Brother? Oh, no.

Oh, here we go. Here we go. I got it. We got to talk about these lives feet. Big Brother is getting ridiculous, bro. And it's just, I, you got me hooked, and I just, wow. Okay, I agree. It's ridiculous, bro, and I'm hooked.

And yeah. So should we get into this? Yeah, let's do it. Should we get into? Hey, Julie. Hi, Julie. Oh. Or hey Julie.

I don't remember. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. I think it's hey. Ready? One, two, three. Good day, Julie. Hey, Bowie, Jane.

How are you? Oh, my God. Julie. Okay. So if you don't care about Big Brother, feel free to leave. But here we go. How long have we been recording? Oh, okay.

Big Brother. I have a confession to make You haven't been watching the live feeds I haven't been watching the live feeds And let me explain why We filmed we filmed a conspiracy type video thing So I've been like editing in a crazy editing hole For a week

And before that we were in Vail Before that we were in Seattle And then before that we were in California So we haven't really had like a second To just devote our lives to the live feed But let me just say Spoiler alert, spoiler alert I'm done

I'm done with the live feed because Izzy's gone, literally what's the point? Izzy was the live feeds. Izzy brought the fucking entertainment. Izzy brought the drama. Izzy, I would watch her spiral and go crazy and be insane. She just never turned off. There was no pleasantries.

Like, she was just straight to business every room she went in. Okay, okay. And then she's scheming, gaming, playing, twisting, turning. And now she's gone, right? And now this week, from what I've, you know, I watch Big Brother, like, live feed recap videos. And the one I was watching, shout out Big Brother Boy, the one I was watching Big Brother Boy, by the way. He recaps Big Brother at Life Feeds while sitting in a cemetery.

I'm obsessed. Anyway. So he was saying today that Surrey is now trying to get evicted out of the house because I think she's just done. And she's probably like, well, Izzy's gone. What's the point? I can't do this for 50 more days. Yeah, I think she was like, who am I going to hang out with? And there was a moment when we were.

watching the actual episode on CBS there was a moment where they like played you know a moment of seri and isy talking about how much they love each other and they were like crying and i thought it was really sweet and i turned to ryan and he's like what are they lesbians well i just kept being and i'm like yes is he's literally lesbian well i was like are they going to kiss like this like because seri's married and izzie's in a relationship but it was like and then once i realized like they weren't going to go in for a kiss i was like oh this is the sweetest friendship ever. Because I think what it is is I don't think Surrey, you know, even at her age, I don't know how old she is, but I feel like this is the first best friendship she's ever had like

this. Really? And I think, yeah, and I think that she's moved by it. She's like, wow, I never thought I'd find my best friend, especially in this way. I think that's what it is. And I think Surrey's in a depression now that Izzy's gone and so may. I mean, who wouldn't be if you're, I mean, I am sad as he's gone too. But if I was so. because it is like when you find somebody that you just click with in that way there's no like there's it's just incredible yeah um also okay where do we even start how do i even start where are you starting this week last week previous week we've missed so much that we haven't talked about this until long well we got to talk about the like last week i mean Cameron's up to be evicted

he then wins the veto and then he becomes the head of household and to watch them just like oh my gosh I don't even I'm not like a big Cameron fan but I just the entertainment value was out of this world the journey I've been on with Cameron

is a lot so in the beginning of the game he was he was is that my mouth being weird or yours I don't know let's both take a drink in the beginning of the game he was weird and he was being really creepy with riley and he was

like i feel like your daddy me and you daughter and daughter and father we're going to take it to the end like it was really weird um so i thought he was weird kind of colty and now he's still weird and kind of coltie but he gives no fucks and he's doing crazy shit and i'm like you know what I misjudged him. Actually, no, I didn't, but I've changed my mind. It was just crazy to see him win back to back and then have the opportunity to do what he did. But it seems like he might be a contender to go out this week. Well, yeah, let's get into spoiler.

So right now, Jared is the HOH. He put Corey in America on the block and Jag won the veto. And now the plan is to take down Corey or America and put up Cameron and send him out, which like I guess, yeah, makes sense but I but I just don't want it I'm not ready for that well then where's the where's the entertainment gonna be like is he's not there scheming Cameron's not there like causing fights so then what's gonna happen I know I've already stopped watching the live feeds I'm already losing interest in you know listen I still check updates and I still watch the show and stuff we click into the live feeds like once a day but we're not like glued

to them anymore no because nobody's talking about the game anymore because because Izzy was the one that was doing all that. So I don't know. But I still love Felicia. I still love that she takes her tooth out and puts it on the table. Yeah. And yeah, I still love it. But I'm just saying, sorry that we haven't been talking about it too much.

I'm just more like, I don't know. I need to get back into it. And I need to find new favorites because all my faves are leaving. And I haven't given the rest of them a chance, really. I haven't gotten to know Bowie Jane. What if she's my new favorite? Good night, Julie. She's like, oh.

That was interesting to see because she just is alone in that house. And then when they didn't tell her they were flipping the vote and then she's just bawling like it's just, it was sad to see that moment. But she really does just do nothing in the house. I know. The best moment of all time was when Julie was like a next Bowie Jane coming into boat. And then she goes, Bowie Jane has been able to avoid the spotlight the entire time in the house, which was so shady, like literally being like, what's the point? And then Bowie Jane comes in And she's like, you know

Good die Julie And then she does her shoutouts Like everybody She's like I vote to evict whatever And then she goes Shout out to my mom And to my dad

And Julie goes Thank you Okay thank you Bye I was like damn Julie is done Oh man I don't know

I still love the show More than anything And I need to just get back into it But I mean We're watching every episode We're watching every episode I'm just saying I feel like a fake fan right now

Because I'm not like obsessed with live feeds anymore I'm not like super Although I have started to follow all the Evicted House guests on Instagram. So I feel like I am kind of still watching live feeds. Are you talking to any of them? No, I'm too scared. Heism's real bitter now that he's out of the house.

Okay, so Riley does follow me. I don't know if she still does. But she did. And I follow her. And I've been too scared to slide into her DMs because I wanted to be like, hey girl. And then at Heism, I follow him. And he's very better, which is very fun to follow. I follow Izzy.

Who else left? I follow Kristen. I follow all the evicted ones And it is fun to watch their reactions to the show And so I kind of feel like I'm like I don't know like I'm following all the evicted people More than I'm following the people that are still in the house Wow so who I mean

Obviously I love Surrey I don't know how long she's going to be able to make it in the house Especially without Izzy because Felicia already like is so flip floppy with her And like thanks Jared is going to be more loyal to her And it has but other than Surrey I don't know who my like front like who i would want to win not saying like who is going to win but like who i'm rooting i think america could win i like her and she's you know trying to shake shit up and she's playing

very smart she's a fan of big brother so i do like her i feel like she could win i like her energy i like that she seems friendly but she's also like very fake she reminds me of women that i used to work with the jenny craig like literally exactly like and now looking back on my life i'm like wow those women hated me because they act the way that america acts like Oh, my God. Hi. Oh, my God. How are you? Oh, my God. I'm like, oh, my God. All those women. She really is the catalyst of what happened to Izzy, though, because she got, what's his face on board? What's that guy's name? Corey.

She got Corey on board, and then Corey did, like, the final convincing, but she was the one that planted the seed for Izzy to leave. Had she never done that, Corey wouldn't have gotten the last, like, two votes, and Izzy still would have been in that house. Yeah, so she's working She's working Should I try to play one more One more Big Brother voicemail Yeah Let's see

Yeah Okay I'm just gonna take a guess And see what happens With this one So Big Brother I think competitions Like

The backyard When they just played The Vito Where they don't show you the full video they can put whatever times they want on the screen as long as it's reasonable they can totally make somebody win like it's a conspiracy theory like somebody could have a really slow time and they just give them a fast time just so they win on the screen like that is wild that's a conspiracy uh you need to look into wait oh my god she's right

yeah they can't yeah how do they we trust them i guess we'd i don't know I've never thought to question them, but that's a wonderful point. That is genius. Now I need to go back into history and be like, okay, during the timed veto competitions, who won? Because I bet they were people production wanted to win. This just unravels the whole conspiracy. Oh, my God, girl. She didn't give us her name, but thank you, girl.

You just changed my life. Oh, my God. That's how Cerea's going to stay in the house because production doesn't want her to leave. They're going to do a bunch of timed vetoes and anything they can to rig it. Although every timed veto that Cerea is done, it's like her time is like. So bad. 28 minutes and everybody else is like two minutes. Got a lover.

All right. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed our whatever this was podcast audio edition. And I think it's your mouth. Sorry. Did you hear it? Yeah. We got to go.

My misophonia kicked in like 30 minutes ago. So if my energy has been off for 30 minutes, it's because of that. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Okay. But you know what? I love you so much that I'm starting to get over my misophonia for you.

Well, I've seen like a lot of these videos that I post that people will be like, I can't with Rylan's eating. I'm like half of the time I'm enhancing it or I'm adding sound effects or slurp effects or I'm bumping up the audio all the way to 12. Slurp effects. Hold on. I'm writing down slurp effects for another possible title. No underwear and slurp effects.

Okay. All right. well do you think we're going to be back yes we're going to keep doing audio only podcast i promise one day we'll decide on a day that this goes out so you guys can uh at least know or it will just show up as a surprise on your feed and hopefully you'll listen yeah and send some voicemail specifically for this maybe like well i don't know i'll figure it out i'll figure out how to find them but send us some specific audio only voicemails maybe um give us a fight that you've had with your significant other and then me and ryanland will will be the referees and we'll

tell you who's right and who's wrong in the situation our phone number is how do i find my phone number no good luck wait i'm it has to be easy am i stupid it's hard i mean it is i don't know i can't find it we'll put it in the description section of this podcast okay i'll put in the description section of the podcast uh yeah let me write that down to remind myself and uh yeah we'll see you guys next time and hopefully you guys have fun hanging with us because we have fun hanging with you and we'll see you next time bye Oh, oh, here we go again Fight with Shane and Ryland

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