The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Dark Side of Disney World

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

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This is so insane. This is supposedly the scariest attraction of all time. And it was a Disney World, and it's no longer there because they had to take it out. Have you guys heard of... Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. We're all fam. Wait, ew.

Yikes. Okay, I meant like the whole fam's here edition. But then it turned into that old meme. But you know what I mean. We're all fam. We're all here. In the club, we all fan. In the club, we all fan.

What? Yes, we're all here. I'm so excited. We are all here in the same room except Sandy, unfortunately, has also caught the plague that was going around this room. And now it's Hit Sandy! Yay!

Well, I was thinking about this while I was eating my lunch outside. I think Spencer is really the one that started it. And then he went to Jared and then it went to me. Spencer really is a leader. This is a scandal. But I don't know if I'm really sick. I just feel like it's at the time of the season where allergies happen and the post nasal drip happens.

I had to stop sleeping on my back because of stupid post. Post-Nasel trip for years. Wow. You're just going to skip past all of that. Oh, well, what? What he's wearing? Oh, right. Because some of us are jealous.

Oh, really? Yes, I love that. I hate what I'm wearing all the time. What? Wow. I mean, I don't know if I want to go in public with you like that, but I love it for this environment. Yes, this was another Instagram knows me too well purchased, and I'll only wear it on

this show, and then Spencer will take it to Goodwill. Anyways, guys, we have something so. massive today. I can't believe I didn't bring this up first. This is crazy. You're not ready for this. Guys, we have in this package, what do you guys think? I'm getting hot and bother. Throw it and catch it. Yeah. No idea. Shake it. It looks like a brick of cocaine. Okay. It's a material that is like a cloth. It might be the most infamous item of all time. I know what it is. This might be an item that has caused divorce. That might have caused. What? Murder. Attempted murder.

So it is token. Now I know. I know. The dress. Can't take it from Sandy? Oh, I wasn't even listening in the whole time. I was just thinking so hard. I was like blacked out.

It just came to me. Yes. This is the dress. No way. No way. Riley, do you want to explain how this happened? Okay, so here I am on Instagram scrolling. One of the old producers from Clever that I used to work with named Jim

was posting oh my gosh one of the things I kept for my time at the Ellen DeGeneres show was this and it's the dress and she's showing the dress and she's like whatever just like reminiscing on a good old time with the dress and then Shane's like oh my god it's the 50 anniversary of the dress and I said oh my god Jill has the dress he was like get the dress so I messaged Jill she sent us the dress what yeah wow later in the show we will reveal what the dress actually looks like in person and will it end our fights? Because I think the dress is

black and blue. You think the dress is black and blue. You what? What? No. I know what color the dress is. The photo is a different story. He is so nice. Very, very good strategy, Ryland. I like that.

That was crazy. Thank you, Jared. It feels like if we ever play Big Brother again, I got you. Thank you. Hold on. I have dog hair on my mouth from screaming into a pillow. Okay, um, yes, stay tuned to that. Big reveal in this show, big reveal. That he also just ruined again.

What? How did I ruin it? Because you said what color it is, saying that you know. What? Everyone knows. No, I didn't know. This is the 15-year and... Chris doesn't know, right? You think it's white and gold? Or is it 10-year-old? I didn't know. I do know what is. One of us needs to not know.

Well, you guys can't trust me. I didn't know until now. Black and gold or white and gold this whole time. Because that's what we see in. the photo. Chris and I will go find other like-minded people to hang out with. They're gaslighting us. They're gaslighting us.

Is this gaslighting? I never know what it is. Okay, it's gaslighting. Okay, anyways. So how was you guys as a week? What's going on? Got any tea? Well, you know, the old lady's sick.

Yeah, he's been waking up, you know, making me tease in the morning, making teas at night. I've been wearing my Tivana shirt. But now it's been. good. It's been nice. Yeah, not too bad. We, oh, we started up. Well, we just finished our annual, you know, Gilmore Girls Marathon. So we thought, why not go back to

Sons of Anarchy? Which we feel. We have found Sandy's doppelganger. No. Yes. A matter of fact, here, let me airplane it if I'm able to. No, I can't even tell him who it is. You've lost Shane and I. We don't even know what you're talking about.

No, Sons of Anarchy is a motorcycle show? It's a motor. It's a hot. Now you're Yeah, so I just sent it to you so you can airplay, because I think it needs a reveal, but. Oh, my God. But evidently, Sandy. What? You think this looks like Sandy? No.

I actually told him when we were watching it. I said, you know, I think I have a similar profile to this person. We got to see. We got to see. And I even said, I don't get it, but. Wow. I have to see. I even told you that.

I said, I wonder what the math. ask if they're going to think it's really this person. You know? Okay. Get ready for Sandy's doppelgaker. What? Elboy himself. I just saw him.

What are you talking about? I saw him in the airport the other day. Did he think it was Sandy? No, I didn't think it was. Well, I think we have similar, like, right here, you know? Hold on. I'm going to use face app and turn Ron into a woman and see if it looks like Sandy. See?

Yeah. You got. So many. This could be crazy if this were. It's one of those things where like once you see it, you can't unsee it. Okay, it's, it's, I see her. Whoa, oh my God. I actually don't know if I want to see the confirmation of this.

Yeah, it's gonna get real. I don't know if you've been joking, if you've been gaslighting me this whole time. Well, there was like one photo that I took that I was like, wait a minute, I look like this guy. Get ready. It better be close. I'm getting it better. It better. Here is Ron Perlman as a woman.

Is this offensive? Oh. See? Yeah. Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. No.

I think like right here. Doesn't it look like somebody from parenthood now? But have we ever seen Ron Perlman and her in the same room? Sandy? Oh. Wow. Chris, how are you? I'm okay.

That image is crazy. I don't think I can. I forgot everything after seeing that. Me too. You just skip right over Spencer, who had the most eventful week. Didn't you go out of Tampa? Oh, yes. He was in Nashville.

That was last in Nashville. I love Nashville. What'd you go for? Just my, just Keith. No, not Keith. Well, not Keith. Garth. Oh. Oh.

Oh. You know what Garth? Brooks. I know, Carthbrook. My friends and I became obsessed with this Garth Brooks reality show on Amazon where he builds a bar in Nashville. And it's, it's insane. And so we were talking about it so much. And we were like, we should just go to Nashville and go to the bar.

So we did. Broadway. Went to Broadway. So I had a story of me in Nashville and someone responded like, hey, my name is me. Like, I'm working at the. this bar like if you see something like say say hi and it's like oh okay yeah yeah and i was at that bar and i was like is mea working here and they're like yeah yeah she's down here and there must have been two meas working because i walked out this girl and she was like i was like are you

mea she's like yeah i was like hey it's been on switzerland she's like okay and i was like oh yeah and then i looked at the picture's like nope not the same person did you show mea the other mia no i was so embarrassed because she's like walking over someone and being like hey like i was like okay So you never saw, did you never find Mia? No, I never found it. Those bars are crazy. They're like, they're all like five stories. Aren't they called honky tonks?

Yes. Should we be a little honky tongue? Yes. They make a lot of money, I think. But they're just, they're so packed. And so it was just like a nightmare to find anyone. But it was just that was very uncomfortable. But yeah.

I love Nashville. It's actually the United States up for FedEx. Oh, is it? That's why I love Nashville. Also the music. I'm a big logistics nerd. I lost my shit at a. mail place yesterday. A mail place?

Yeah, you know, like when you... Like a post office? No, like a mail place. A postal annex. Yeah. Yeah, is that what it's called? When someone drops off the mail, but you're not home to get it, and so they take it somewhere else and you have to go get it? That's the United States Postal Service. It's not. No, I actually had a whole full-blown Kieran meltdown and screamed at the top of my lungs.

In the store? Yeah. Well, the store was probably a portal to help. In my defense. Okay. Yeah. There are times where, like, frustrating things are happening in my life, and I'm like, I really wish Lizzie was here. She would handle this. I definitely lost that situation.

That's a good business opportunity. Like, hey, I'm in need of a Karen right now. Oh, call a Karen. Call a Karen. I'm an expensive Karen. Wait, okay, that's a fun segment. Let's think. Has anything happened in the last couple weeks where we would want to call a Karen?

Oh, my God, I have one. Oh, wait, this is so, like, annoying. Well, that's why you call a Karen. You're right. Okay, first of all, shout on Natsbury Farm. Oh, my God. Yeah, we love... Not's Karen Farm.

Jeez. Oh, my God, literally, though. Yeah. Not's Karen Farm. Oh, my God. Okay, so I love theme parks. It's my new thing. It's my new hyper fixation.

Fuck off, Stanley Cups. I'm all on roller coasters now. So, for our nine-year anniversary... Woo! Wow. Yeah. For our nine-year anniversary, we were like, what are we going to do? And we're like, oh, okay, we could go to a nice dinner.

We could go to the beach. We could go have sex in a hotel. Hell, or we can go to Natsbury Farm. We did all of them. Oh. Tea. Yes. Okay, so, but first, roller coasters.

So, we went to Natsbury Farm, and of course, I got the Fastlane Pass, which is a little risk thing. And you go, and you just wanted to hit our favorite rides and get back out. Hit our favorite rides and then, you know, hit that ride and get back home. So, Ryland's always like, we don't need it. Why do you do that? We don't need it. It's dead. Why do you do that?

And I was like, trust me, we're going to need it. Well, it was crowded because it's spring break. It was fucking insane. to our favorite ride, which is accelerator. Oh, his favorite ride? Well, I always call it exhilarator. I think it's exhilarator. It's not, that's what I call it.

It's spilt with an X, which is confusing, like, extreme. If you haven't seen this ride, you sit in this old, like, 1950s car. And then it shoots you at 82 miles per hour, up this huge hill. You go to the very top of this hill, and then you slowly make your way down. It's like you're falling. And then your balls go, wow, it goes crazy. And then everybody screams and you go, whoosh. It's only a 22-second ride.

It's fucking iconic. It's amazing. Anyway, so we're going to the ride and there's, you know, a long line, but it says like fast lane line. I was like, we go in the fast lane line, but it takes us to this line that's really long. And I'm like, well, maybe there's just so many people here today. It reconnects with the regular line immediately. Like it was the same. Yeah, I was like, well, maybe because it's, you know, it's busy.

Fast lane is still a little slow. Maybe it's fine. Whatever. We wait there for 45 minutes, maybe. We finally get up to the front, right? We're next. We're all excited. We're all giddy.

And the girl is like, okay, everybody on board. And then we walk up. She goes, oh, sorry. we have fast lane people that need to go first and we were like what yeah sorry we have fast lane people fast lane and then we were like no we're fast lane we got fast lane we had the bracelets and then she's like oh well why did you wait in the normal line and i was like oh no oh no you're supposed to go to the exit and i was like but there's no sign and she's like there's not and i was like well how long you've been waiting i said 45 minutes and she's like oh no and she's not really bad and then she goes okay

but you still have to wait because in that moment i was like i'm not going to be a Karen I'm not going to be a Karen, but I was like, but we are the best late. And it's like this crazy unspoken rule that all these people are just walking up the exit that says do not enter. No signage for a fast man. I have had the fast pass and gone on that ride

and I never knew about the exit thing. No, very secretive. Right. Okay, I will say she was so sweet and she actually did let us on. But it was a moment where I was like, wow, if I had a Karen with me. I would have lost my shit for you.

Wait, this actually could be a fun little segment thing that we do when Lizzie's here. So we have our call of Karen moment. Yes. And then we give her a call and she acts like the Karen in that moment. So how would you have helped? I'm so embarrassed. Okay, ready?

So, sorry, you guys don't have the fast lane, but we do. Hold on. Ring ring. Karen? Yes. Okay, I'm here and they're not letting me through the fast lane even though I have a fast lane bracelet. Pop-off. Are you fucking kidding me? I paid extra for the fast lane pass.

I've been waiting for 45 minutes. They can wait an additional 45 seconds while I get on this ride right now. We have been ejected from the park. Okay, does anybody else... That's why you don't have a season pass. I don't know how many you can do. Does anybody have another call-a-caron moment? I mean, this literally happened to me where, like, my landlord...

I didn't have heat, like, all winter. Are you kidding me? And I kept messaging my landlord being like, I don't have any heat, can you do something about it? And he's like, eventually. And then, like, just months would go by. So I call my landlord. I'm like, can you please?

And he's like, we'll see. And then I call a Karen. and... Hello. Lizzie, my landlord hasn't given me a heater for six

months. I've gone without a heater. Can you please talk to him for me? Here he is. Are you kidding me? I'm going to bruntletal. I'm going to perfect

all that's no! I'm just being ready until you eat this. Bix out! Wow. You know it's good when you can't understand the last couple of words.

Oh, I understood it. You're a nightmare. I love it. I love having a nightmare in my back pocket. Just in case. Give me a kill. I don't know.

Let us know, send an email or let us know down the comments below if you have a call-a-caron moment. And Lizzie will help the next time she's on the show. The postpartum rage is strong in me. I like it. I like it. Well, I have an anti-Carrant. What's like the opposite? Like, what's a good thing that happens and you want to be like the opposite of a Karen?

Samantha. A hero. Samantha. I had a Samantha moment. Okay. So, for our ninth anniversary, of course I had to get a Susie cake. If you guys don't know what Susie Cake is, it's the best cake in the entire world not sponsored. So, Susie Cake, I ordered one for our nine-year anniversary.

It had a nine on it. It was really cute. We took some pictures with it. And I had it delivered that day. Today, I wake up and I got a notification. And it said, your cake is on the way. And I was like, what? Hold on.

I already bought the cake. I already got it yesterday. So then I called Susie Cake. And I was like, hi, since I got another cake. And she's like, yeah, our system's been annoying lately. So I guess enjoy the free cake. So I have a whole other kid. Which was a Samantha moment because I was like.

Oh, my God, thank you. And she's like, no, thank you. And I was like, no, thank you for the cake. She's like, thank you for being a customer. And I'm like, I love you. It's amazing. Wow. That's so much nicer than my experience in public.

Yep. So I have this cake. So I figured, why don't we make this cake the prize for the game that we're going to play today, which is a brand new game that me and Spencer came up with. I hope it's not somebody else's game already. If it is, oops, sorry. I am so excited about this game. It's going to get so crazy.

and Spencer, you got to go get ready. Well, I have to go get my friend. Oh, you're leaving, Spencer? Yeah, I have to go. I have to go take a really long shit, actually. It's Dr. Steve Phil Harvey. You can never join these games. Don't force it, Spence.

All right, we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, we're going to play a brand new game. See, soon. Wait, Karen. What? Can you tell people not to skip the ads? You guys better stick around and watch these commercials because there's what keeping this podcast on the air.

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil Harvey. Dr. Steve Phil Harvey. Just like Steve Harvey, I do a lot of different things. So I'm here to host a new game called Celebrity Dinner Party. The way this game is going to work. Each of you has a card with your name written on it. Don't look at it yet.

And on the back of that card is a list of three celebrities. During this, only you should see the celebrities because other people are going to be trying to guess the celebrities. The way this is going to work is that you are going to have to impersonate that celebrity. The first round, you're going to have to be that person the whole time of the game. You're being that person. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Ron Broomman? What if Ryland doesn't know who to play? the person is that could happen hopefully the producers know me hopefully the goal of the game is to get all get everyone to guess all of your celebrities so you want to you want to get you want to empty your card first that's oh and you're the next one when the first one once once it's been guessed once someone guesses but even when you're guessing other people you're always staying in character i have a series of questions i'll be asking i'll be going around the room asking as you know you're going to be answering as a celebrity everyone else is going to be guessing yeah so steve or steve hardly is

hosting the dinner party. So he hosted, he invited all a celebrity friends. So he's going to kind of host. He's going to ask the questions and we just conversate. And again, so you are not allowed to say any specific name of any media. You're not allowed to say the name. You can't say if they're an artist or like a music artist. You can't say any of the songs.

And I'll be the judge of this. So if I feel like you've broken the rules a few times, I'm going to add an extra celebrity to your list. So it's going to be harder to get. So are we going to do a round? And then after that round, we all take guess of who everybody is? Or how do we tell, like... Like, if I figure out who Chris is, I just say,

I figured it out. I think Chris is this. If I'm wrong, we move on. If I'm right, Chris goes to the next one on his list. Okay. So whoever gets through all their celebrities first wins. And if I hear you breaking the rules, the bell, Steve Harvey's, dinner bell comes out.

I love this idea. This sounds really cool. I'm excited. Okay, everyone, take a look at your cards. Oh, my God. I feel like Lizzie's going to have evil intentions. No, oh my. This game is shit.

Ever will get into character Get into character Oh my god Number one, you're the first one Immediately I walk into this establishment I see mode I can't believe anything Is being cooked in this kitchen

I love this house My house is normally filled With mud all over the place Are you Shrek? Oh Oh Oh Oh hello man

All right Let's get going to these questions Celebrity over here If you were an animal What animal would you be Well, I'd be little and I'd... Mickey Mouse. That's right.

Okay. Oh my gosh. This game is coming so fast. Jennifer Coolidge. Shut up. All right. Moving on, moving on. Celebrity in the comfy chair over there.

Yeah. What is your go to? Bad baby. Yeah. What? No way. Catch me outside. How about that?

This game is full of cheetahs. Oh, I'm competitive. I'm looking over here. Idiot sandwich. Okay, that's a close to a thing. Oh, Gordon Ramsey. Yes. Oh.

What are you? An idiot sandwich. Okay, okay, okay, okay. They're allowed to go. Okay, okay, okay. New rule added. No, just willy-nilly guessing. I'm going to open the floor to guessing at some point,

and then we're going to guess it. Let's get everyone, let's hit the impressions. I can deal with that. I got all my, no, close on. Wait, are we staying on the first one? No, if they get it, you're crossed off. All right. Okay, celebrity who's been guessing.

You know, Sherry, you're trying to collab? I'm not sure. What the fuck are you talking about? My bad. Wait, so there's going to be a time where you say guess? Yes, and then before that, or I'll ding you. If you don't, if you guess before that, I'm going to ding it's over. Because I knock him out.

Okay. What does your word? Timothy Charlemagne. Yes. What? Was it? Oh my gosh. I did not open it to guess it.

I knew it. I knew it. We would not open it to guess it. Ding him. I didn't even have to say, well, I'm trying to be one of the greats. I'm talking to Kardashian. You know, I'm just, I take my curse to seriously. I'm trying to be one of the greats.

All right, well, celebrity, celebrity over here. What is your biggest, what is your biggest kink? What's my biggest kink? Oh, gosh. Well, it's not nice to ask a woman of a certain age for her biggest kink. Hey, yo, is that you, Paula? Hey, we're not open to guests. Okay.

We are. I'd say my biggest kink is go out on the golf. Of course, I lay down and perk up my little bird and then you can hit her in word. What? And then I say, America! Okay. We're opening it up. It's open to guess.

Who? Can I? Yes. Are you Hillary Clinton? You have to be at your guest. Oh. Oh. So you're, I don't.

This person is making it. Hey, hey, hey, yo, over here, over here. Yeah. I think I heard it through the wire. You're Reba McIntyre. No. Okay, guesses are over. Guesses are over.

Okay. Are you mine exactly? No, why would Myler Shires want her, want a whole and one of a golf course? But thank you for thinking of so young. Celebrity over here. Talk to me. What are you most likely to be arrested for? Just too much of an impeccable rap flow and maybe being too nice of a guy.

and you know But you know, maybe Maybe close in the fridge with my hip I can't believe I'm so good at this Okay Maybe clapping when I get off an airplane Okay, now it's up to guess it's over Okay, post you're close to a ding

Jared I think a strike Yeah Who? Ooh Oh Wow This is shit about

What? The Indian character I already know who you are I said it out last She didn't care in turn. Okay, moving on, moving on. Celebrity over here, what would make you swipe left on a dating app? I would swipe left if I just saw a bunch of people on a couch being lazy

and not wanting to get up and put some work into their business. Guessing floor is open. Let me touch my busted tips. Oh, that's a... That's a thing? That's a thing? Yeah, you can't do that guy for Airy. I was going to say that.

Well, I just got back from Flavortown. I'm the mayor of Flavortown, I'm like. Steve is not in character for the record. Where's my dinger? Oh, my God. How does no one know who I am? I feel like I am one of the most beautiful women in the whole world. You're not dollars, are you?

Yeah. Oh. Wait, is this a quick question. I'm just going to ask a question. Like, I ask a lot of people questions because it's what I do. I'm a person who asks other people questions. Go ahead. Can we guess who anybody is?

Yeah, I'm going to open it up a little more. Are you another female powerhouse, Martha Stewart? No. Oh, my God. What else do I have to do? Are you apologie? No, who are you? What is that phrase? I'm finding it.

I'm finding it. Wow. Who's he over there? I feel like he hasn't said anything like that. Yeah, let's ask you a question over here. Yes. What would you be doing if you weren't famous? I hear your question.

I appreciate it. But how about rather than answer that, I'll give you a million dollars if you never ask me another question. Deal. Yay! Why are you acting like that? What? Ging-Z. No.

Are you, Mr. Beast? Yes. Wow. That was very low energy for Mr. Is he high energy? Yes, extremely. I feel like he's always really chill. He's the largest shredder in the world,

and this Lamborghini's going to fall in it. Christian family values. Didn't even say what you wanted to say. Okay, let's go. Who's on their? Who's still on there first, I believe. Me! Mystery celebrity over there.

Oh, my God. Well, whoever she is, she might not be like me who has sisters to back her up. Oh, I knew it. But she definitely gets her butt off the couch to get to work. Can I, are you guessing? Yeah, go ahead. I was going to say, I think you're one of my friends, Ms. Kim Kardashian. Yes.

Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days. First of all, I fucking made you. I fucking made you. No. Your God. You did it. You're caught.

Oh, did it. Are you gone? No. Who else other than Chris Jenner? Who made a game card hunting? Well. Oh, are you Caitlin? Yeah.

Oh, my. Oh, my. You're not doing good. You should have been like, oh, I'm just out on the golf course. That's what she said. That's what she said. I was so disappointed in everybody. Okay.

Oh, no. Oh, that sounds very sucks. You can't. I just got a letter from some guy named Ryland that says he's like in love with me. Okay, well, moving on over here. Oh, me too. Are we open for guesses, Steve? Hold on, let me dance right down for the question.

Okay, let me ask you a question. Friends with Kim. What are you most likely to be arrested for? Oh. If it's not for fucking my wife. Oh, you're Kanye? No. Oh.

If I. Stop. Thomas Parker. If I wasn't caught scissoring my wife in public at a guerrilla reserve. A lesbian? It would probably be because I am nasty. I'm a mean. I'm mean.

Wait until we open it up. Yeah, go ahead and guess. Go ahead and guess. Ellen. Yes. Why are you doing this? I don't know. It's the dancing.

I love you, Ellen. She retired. I love Ellen. I can't dance today. and no I can't I can't April Bulls we can Hold on

Stephen Hawking Yes yes Hey you have somebody a question Make a little All right I'll give you a question No no no it's my turn Okay okay All right

Celebrity over here What do you smell like? Delicious You smell like the 4th of July I'm just trying to think The only thing I know is Why are you talking like rattling? You need to be talking like...

Okay. Okay. The villain is Ryan Reynolds. Uh-huh. Okay. Dude. You're being corrupted. I don't have time for this.

I'm a genius and I should be at my place. Are you Justin Boldaney? Just simple. We've got so many names wrong. Is that who that is? Oh, that's what I thought too. Are you smart? Yes.

Wait, Lizzie, someone else. Very smart. Yes. Oh. I'm much smarter than all of you. No one in this room is as smart as me because I'm a genius. We get it. Kodgah.

You're a fucking asshole. Yeah, that's my specialty, Nat, like, and stuff. I already said Kanye. That was before when I was a different person. Oh, yeah. Okay, celebrity over here. Yeah. If you're running for president, how would you address the American people?

Ah. Okay. First of all, what's up America? Wait, what's America? Is it DMX? No, man. Good guess, though. Man, he's the gold.

I'm fucking killing this, Brett. I'm fucking killing this right now. See, Lo, Green. I mean, it's not, I'm not going to be shit. Then I would say. I feel like this voice is just me for anyone. I think this is what it sounds like, right? It's not that far off.

Can I guess? Yes, yes. Is it Stevo? No, but that's a really good guess, rather. You want to be in this game? No, but I would say, well, for me a miracle. And, yeah, I'll take you to the candy shop for sure. 50 cent?

No. No, but. That did sound like I was trying to see it. Yeah. Are you talking Joe Biden? Are you little? Are you little? Yes!

I love your work. His is much deeper in my life. That's how he talks, right? Without pants, sag and I was shirts all big and bandanas on. I think you're almost too deep. It's low. It's like a wheezy baby. I'm a little baby.

Like a lollipop. That's him. That's him. I know, but what was next? Because he's little. I only have one left. So does Chris. Oh, I might be on my last one.

Well, Chris got dinged, so I am gonna give him one. Oh, I got dinged for what? Um, I don't remember. He got dinged. Okay, did you guys guess mine or what? Can I guess for my next one? Ooh, I like to guess for Ryland. Okay, go ahead.

I think Ryland is Elon Musk. Rylan, who are you? Why don't you tell us a little bit? Why don't you tell us a little bit more about who you are? I don't know how to act like this person. Well, try your hardest. You're an actor. Don't worry.

I got you. You know what? Chris Brad over there is just so hard. Wow. That was it. We clocked earlier when the Ryland loved one. I won. All right.

Come on. You don't know with my fucking hint. No, you gave no hints. Ryan Reynolds is the problem. Oh my God, are you Candice Owens? Zinc card. You couldn't figure out what to do. What's her identity? Like, what do I do?

She's Republican. I tried saying Christian family values. Now, you know, yeah, I guess now that you said that, that was. I will, his energy was there. I can't pull you guys in against the Fourth of July. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Wow. You look like the Fourth of July. Wait, who is Chris? That's two off the board. Chris is a new, Chris, you're on your extra card. Should I just say who I am? Or should I just say who I am? I do a little bit of it.

That's not bad. That was better than I thought it was going to be. Thank you very much. I do have a few questions for Chris. What can I help you with? Hold on before we get to that. Everybody gets a free call. Oh, I know.

Are you, Oprah? Is Oprah in the room with us? I love bread. That's close to a ding right there. What is Oprah doing at this dinner party? Are you being gay to? No. Oh, you crazy.

You guys, please, I can't take all of this. attention, it's, it's invalidating me, it's, uh, it's entering my space and I just feel violated by it. Jay-Z. All right. So we have four off the board. I just feel like I got to get out of here. I got to go save the world. Oh, Elon Musk? I don't know. The guy that played Spider-Man. I don't think of me. Spider-Man? I'm not English. I sound English to you? A little bit. Yeah.

Yes. Are you serious right now? I already won this game, but apparently I got dined, even though I didn't even get dinged. This is ridiculous. Is it, the coming guy? The coming guy? He's coming. Alan Cummings. No?

Okay, ma'am over there. If you were in a celebrity feud, who would you be feuding with? Definitely not Cynthia Reeves. I love her. Are you, Aureen de Grande? Literally, I'm gonna get my pants. Hate it. All right.

We just got Chris's extra left. Unfair ding. Chris? Chris actually won. Yeah, TMZ just caught you in a huge scandal. What did they catch you doing? Masturbating in public. This is just who I am now.

I mean, I did get in a bit of a tussle with some of the fellows on set. Christian Vale. No, I'm not English. What the hell is he? Why don't you tell us where you're from, sir? The English don't party, like I party. Where are you from, sir? I'm from Boston.

I'm from Boston. Oh, Mark Wolver. I'm a peacock. You've got to let me fly! Congray! That was Mark Walver? That's my Marky Mark. He doesn't even have an accent.

God. What are you talking about? He talks and there's Transformers. What do you mean? I see it. You're almost doing a Jojo Siwa. They're very close. Wow.

So thank you guys so much for all coming to my dinner party. I think I need to check on the rules of my dinner party to make it a little better. But I think we all had a blast. I think that'll be the last time we have a dinner party. I love to do it. Who gets the cake? Oh, right. Oh, yeah.

Chris actually won't. No, Jared was out. Oh, wait. Why was he buzzed? Because I said buzzed him for some reason. Yeah, someone said buzz him when I was. We'll split it. We'll cut it in half.

Oh, well, Chris and Jared get the cake. Hey. He's more spudful. Oh, man. Well, that was fun. It was kind of a nightmare. It was a lot. If you guys want us to play that,

actually don't leave comments about it. I don't want me. mean comments? You were the only one that didn't have fun. All of us had fun. You did? Yes. It was hectic. I think the best rule would be you're not allowed to talk unless it's your turn. Yeah. That's the rule. I'm just angry that we were taken away our rights to be with Lizzie impersonating bad baby. I cannot pay. You ruined that. No, she was so good that I just got it. Let me give us a little, give us a little taste. Yeah, let's hear it. Catch me outside. Oh, that's what we were. See, it was better. More to the imagination.

Sometimes the trailer's better than the movie. You know, sometimes it just happens. My little way was fucking good. I'm so mad. I almost guessed Pat Willie. I've smoked for 50 years. It's good. I thought you were doing like a beetle jeez.

They wouldn't have about it. They wanted to guess Cat Williams. The dick right out my head. Hello, Baba. Wow. Well, we're going to take a quick little break and process that. And when we come back, it's conspiracy. Oh, and also rabbit hole kind of new deep divey segment about

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Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, before we fall into a rabbit hole, really quick. I just want to bring something up that I thought was so funny. So if you guys don't already know, Ryan, Lizzie, and Chris have a Patreon. What's up, Chuggers? He's not paying me to say this, by the way,

or giving me a percentage. Hi. But over there, you can get exclusive blogs and a bunch of stuff and a chat room. And in the chat room, oh, things go down. It's very early 2000s. Yes. It's wet.

Also, it's not just us. Like, you put, like, vlogs. Like, everyone's involved. somehow. I'm not. Well, we were. You actually did. You obviously didn't watch it.

We were on there. Okay. So Riley sent me a screenshot and I thought it was so funny. So this is from the Patreon group chat, the chugger chat. Hey guys. So I'm a loss prevention detective. I catch shoplifters. And imagine my reaction when the man I apprehended today took off his jacket and had grower

merch on. What? It gets better. Cheap trick. I couldn't help myself. so I asked him if he was also a fan of the SIP, and he said yes, in the most pouty, defeated way. We have some criminals in the community.

Hey! We love you guys. I'm shocked that he didn't respond. He's pirating the Patreon. Yeah. Good for him. Good for him. That is so funny.

So shout out all the criminals that watch our podcast, and we're our merch. Even if you stole it or you got a bootleg version of it, we are here for all of it. Shout out. Wow, that's amazing. Okay. Oh my God.

Okay. So I got very obsessed with not just theme park videos and like videos about rides and stuff, but specifically videos about rides that have been terminated, banned, extinct. Rides that have been too crazy for the public, Disneyland, other theme parks. Like, the ride niche on YouTube is wild. I mean, we're talking defunct land. Oh, yeah. One of my favorites.

What? I love defunct land. I love defunct land. Yeah, so I have made a list of my top five craziest rides of all time, the good, the bad, and the extinct. This is what I used to do with clever. They were called listicles. Oh, well, welcome to my, lick my listicles.

Oh. Okay, Jared, you probably already know about this, but have you heard of Disney's lost attraction called Superstar Limo? Oh, yeah, it's fucking hilarious. We know about it? I watch the difference. Quickly in video on it. Oh, my God.

Okay. Where do I even start? It's so weird. Where do I even start? So this is known as being the worst attraction in world history. Is it just like you get in a car and they drop you off somewhere else? Even worse. Okay.

So let me explain how it started. Walk. So Superstar Limo, when they created Disney, California, they had a section where it was like all Hollywood inspired, right? Like, oh, you're going to come here and you're going to see the Chinese theater and the Walk of Fame. And you're going to ride our new attraction. superstar limo. So what the ride was supposed to be was you get into this little

limo car and you're driving around the city and the paparazzi you're chasing you and they're taking your picture and you're famous and you're running into all your famous friends and you're trying to get out of town or whatever and then it ends with you winning an Oscar or something. Well, right before the ride was supposed to come out Princess Diana died.

That's what I was thinking. Because she was getting chased by paparazzi. So Disney was like, oh fuck. like what do we do we have to change this ride it is literally about to launch we have done everything like everything's been made the props the cars oh fuck fuck fuck fuck so they had to do a quick wipe of the ride they had a bunch of ideas they had like a creative brainstorm where somebody's like what about this what about that here's what they came up with you're a celebrity getting in a limo on your way to your big premiere and on the way to your premiere your creepy fucking agent starts calling me

And it pops up on the ride monitor. And he's this creepy fucking hairy, you know, shoulder. Shout out Harry Shoulder Community. And he's like, hey, sweetie. You got it. Sounds like my little Wayne. Hey, sweetie. Yeah, I'm running late.

Come on. Don't make me kick you out of Hollywood. Like really creepy. Swifty here, babe. Welcome to Hollywood. And then as you're going to the premiere, you run into such celebrities. Well, this is going to sound mean.

I love these people. That's huge. Let's get some. Julia Roberts. No. Such celebrities as Drew Carey. Yeah. Well, okay, let me explain.

So they couldn't get the rights to like, this is going to sound so mean. I love Drew Carey. They couldn't get the rights to like. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts. So they had to get the rights to people that were in Disney productions so they could get the rights. Pauline Shore. It's the leaning tower of Cheesa.

But you could run into Drew Carey. Or you could run into Jackie Chan. He's up with the scene. Oh, that's a big one. Respect to Jackie Chan. Shout out, Jackie. He's a legend. Please tell me Chris Tucker's on the list.

These are very different levels of. Not on the list, but Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith are kissing on Hollywood Boulevard. Oh, these are great names. Boner Alert. And speaking of boner alert, biggest supermodel in the world, Cindy Crawford. She's calling her name. Drinking a Pepsi. So this ride comes out and they, you know, turn it into this weird.

Oh, the ending of the ride, by the way, shout out Whoopi Goldberg. The end of the ride, like the big ending moment. That's a big get. Is you pull up to your premiere and Whoopi Goldberg is standing there. And she's like, hey, you were late. Welcome to your premiere. It's so fucking weird. They did a, like, a sneak peek of the ride on, like, the news or something.

And they have, like, a bunch of celebrities, like, go on the ride. And they couldn't even fake reactions. It was literally them just being like, whoa. Drew Carey did the ride, and he was like, that's me. Like, it's fucking brutal. Wow. So, the ride comes out. I want to go.

Everyone hates it instantly. Like, totally shits on it. It is the worst ride in history. Everybody automatically hates it. It has no line. The lines were so short at times out here. I thought it was closed. This is outstanding.

Disney, California, just opened, right? Biggest thing in the world. Literally, no line one week later. So they freaked out, and they had to re-skin the ride. But this is where it gets really dark. So, have you ever ridden the Monsters Inc. ride at California Disney? Yes.

Okay, well, let me show you some pictures. So if you check out Drew Carey in the superstar limo ride, you might see him handing out maps of celebrity home. That's crazy. Which they make him a star tors. It looks like Bobby Hill. Yeah, it does. That's like a fever dream. But if you go there now,

you will see a Monsters Inc. guy. Oh, my God. So then I started thinking, is Drew under that? You know what I mean? Like, did they just put this suit over the moving Drew Carey? Yes, they did. That's fucking insane. That's so crazy.

I could go to Disney jail to prove that. We should. Okay. So it gets ripped that off. It gets worse. It gets worse. Jackie Chan, he's up there in the Raptors. Fucking kick his.

Something. Oh, now, Monsters! Oh, okay. This one made me, like, want to cry. Cindy Crawford, looking good, supermodel. And now... Oh, no. They're all under those masks.

They are so dirty. And is it the same ride track? Like, is it even fun? Well, when you were talking about the ride, I was like, that sounds like Monsters Inc., but that was not out in 1997. Yeah, so that is, that is the story of Superstar Limbo. It lasted like less than a year. And now it's Monster's Inc. Ride. And people love it.

That's crazy. It's an amazing ride. I love Monsters Inc. ride. So fun. But next time you do Montres Inc. ride, look at all the yellow suit men and just think about the fact that there are celebrities underneath it. It's so sad and scary. Okay. Number four. Superman escaped from Krypton at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Has anybody ridden this ride? No. No. Hard no. It is still there, but it's closed down for an unknown. amount of time and it's been close for like a year now oh it's always broken it's always broken okay yes shout on six flags we love you but yes this ride breaks a lot because of weather and because it is so uh so doing maintenance yes so let me explain the ride if you haven't seen it so you sit in this car and then you shot out at like a hundred miles per hour and you go up this tall tall tower and you go all

the way up and then for six seconds you hit zero gravity and it feels like you're floating and then You fall back down. There's videos of people like holding a tennis ball and they release and it's just floating. Oh, is this just like the ramp? Yes. It goes up. Oh, I've done that a lot. Okay, yes.

So that ride breaks down a lot. But when they're actually making the ride, so it's one of the only rides in the world that has like a zero gravity moment. And when they were making the ride, they were like having to, you know, test it. And they were seeing how fast they could make that initial go. And they were like, oh, let's try 120. So they went and the car went off the truck. And had like water done. Tommy's in it.

No way. Yeah, ended very badly. So they literally had to, like, figure out what was just the right speed before it would fly out the fucking track, which might be why it's always broken. That's a no for me, dog. But I want to ride it so bad. Look at this video of the Zero Gravity. It's fucking insane. So the host of the show brought a banana because he wanted to test the theory.

And this is what happened. Look for a weightless being, mate, mate. Banana, whoa. How is he that chill? up there. I want to do it so bad. My friends and I have done, not bananas, but we've taken like marshmallows and we've taken things and we let go and we've all done that.

Wow. It's incredible. So that same ride is attached to Shane's favorite ride, which are the towers that go up and drop. So like at Six Flags, they connected that ride and it's the world's highest version of that ride. Yes. Thank God

it was close the day we were at Six Flags because Shane would have dragged my ass on it and I'm always so afraid of those because they get stuck at the top and I would have a full-blown panic attack. Well, this is on my bucket list for sure, but I don't know if it's ever coming back. Please, Six Flags, bring it back. I don't care how dangerous it is.

What? I care. Okay, this next one was a rabbit hole. And Jared, you definitely know about this one. Number three, Fast and the Furious Supercharged. Oh, yeah. Literally the creators of Fast and Furious when they saw it, we're like, get that shit the fuck off of the plot. That's embarrassing.

And then, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm sure you have the info, but yeah. It was pretty lame. Okay, this is known as also being the worst ride of all time. And the only reason it's called that is because in Hollywood, it's a part of the end of the studio tour, right? Like you get on the tram ride, and at the very end of the tram, the tram guy will be like, okay, guys, we got to do the Fast and the Furious.

Because he was having fun in it the other day. It was so much fun. It's so stupid. So bad. It lasts like three. minutes and all the girls shaking there's been too fast on the furious things there's one in the past and then one is it the older one no no this is a current this is well the video i think you're talking about yeah okay okay so yes this is known for being the worst thing ever but the reason it's now known as the worst attraction

ever is because for some reason even though everybody hates it in hollywood and thinks it sucks and wants it off the tour they created it as its own ride in florida at universal florida has its own line You have to wait in line. What? Let me explain what it is if you don't know. Does anyone wait in the line? Yes. Well, because you want air conditioning.

So literally, you go into this building. You're waiting in there, and there's like videos of, you know, ludicrous being like, they're on to us. We got to run. And then Vin Diesel comes in. He's like, hey, man. We got to do this family. That was pretty good. Wow.

So then you get on this, like, car or tram and you go into this, I hate the screen. You go into this big screen room and a video starts playing of, you know, fast and the and you're on the you're on the run and then Vin Diesel shows up and he jumps onto a helicopter and whatever and then it ends and it sucks and everybody hates it so yeah people started riding it in Florida they had a whole event like a premiere for it where Vin Diesel was like family well for family you're all here family who wants to be a part of the passenger it's Gablin they had like stunts outside and fire and like guys on motorcycles like going through building like it was like the ride is here and then everybody wrote it and was like what What the fuck was that? It sucks so hard. So, let me show you just for reference. Here is a moment from the ride that I specifically am always shocked by.

So there's a part where Vin Diesel jumps and hangs on to a helicopter. And he's like bigger than it, which is weird. Look at how stupid this looks. He's like bigger than that. That sucks. It looks like, remember that show on Nickelodeon like way back in the day where you would be in the arcade game? It was like part of it.

It wasn't Legends of the Hidden Temple, but it was like you rain in the arcade game and you like jumped and you did all this stuff. It's what it looks like. It literally looks like that. And all the actors in the movie hate each other. So like Vin Diesel, The Rock.

They all hate each other, right? So they all had to film it separately on green screens and they put them together. But there's a moment at the end of the ride where they're all four like sitting on a car and they're like, hey, you survive. Come with us. We're family now.

But they're not together. No. And they're all like looking past each other. And the spaces are awkward, too. You can tell, and then the tram drivers, like... Yeah, you couldn't even believe that they weren't even in the same room doing that. It's so bad. So, we just went to Universal and did it, and I was like, oh, this is so embarrassing.

Spencer had never been to Universal, and I had to tell. I was like, Spencer, this sucks. Like, get ready. This, do not let this ruin Universal for you. Well, they also said, we are one of the last people to ever do it. Yes, it is officially... Guys, it is fucking close. Oh, good for them.

It is gone. RIP family. It's still in Florida. There is all over places with another screen. I don't know. I hope not, but they are coming up with a Fast and the Fierce Roller Coaster that I'm very excited about. So, hopefully that's better than this. Okay, number two. Sandy, you're ready for this. I might offend you. Oh no, it's the railroad. Mickey's Runaway Railroad? No. It is Disney California's soaring over California. That one sucks.

Nobody ever lets me go on it to experience the suck for myself. I love that ride. It's so good. This ride has a dark truth. This is crazy. This rabbit hole I fell down was fucking crazy. I was telling Spencer about it the other day and he was like, it is nuts. You got to put that in the rabbit hole. Okay.

So, have you guys heard of Michael Eisner? Kind of. The president of Disney. Yes. So he was the president, CEO of Disney at Disney Parks. And he was there to kind of rejuvenate the brand because they were kind of suffering. So it was his idea to create Disney, California. So let me explain what that is.

So if you guys don't know, Disneyland in California has been the, there forever. And it's this huge, beautiful park called the Magic Kingdom. But right next to Disneyland, there was this huge parking lot. And it was never full. It was so much space. And so Michael Eisner was like, we should make a second park. And here was his idea. He was like, okay, so people travel all over the world to come to Disneyland. But then they go to the beach, they go to Universal Studios. They want to go see the Golden Gate Bridge. They want to go to San Francisco. They want to go to Catalina. They want to go to all these places. Fuck all that. What if we just create a second park where we just show them all that crap and we call it Disney, California, and now they ain't got to go anywhere.

They could just stay at Disney the whole time. Genius. Great idea. Let's steal all the tourist attractions from all of California and put it all in one place. How do we do that? Okay, well, we'll have a little Hollywood center. So now they don't have to go to Hollywood. They can just come to Disney, California, and pride superstar limo.

They can see Drew Carey. They don't have to go find them. They don't have to go far. Oh, they want to go to the beach. and fuck the beach they can come to the pier area where it's like there's the beach

they just took sections of California and they're like well that's not big enough how do we get them to experience all the other places how about we do a ride

where they just fly over all of California see all the hot spots and now they don't have to go there so that's what soren over California is a fucking you just sold me on it

it's amazing and they also pump smells into the air so it smells like you're in these places That's what I hate about it, because it doesn't actually smell like you're in those places. It just smells like you're getting like waterboarded with like citrus sometimes. Yes.

So, Sornover, California, which they called it a tribute. It's a tribute to California. Love it. The whole park is a tribute to California. No, it's not. They just don't want you to go out and actually explore California. They just want you to stay there and stay at their resort and never fucking leave. But this actually didn't work.

When Disney California launched, a lot of shit went wrong. Superstar Limo obviously was a flop. Nobody was going to Disney California. I remember this when we were little. Nobody even in our class even wanted to go. Like it was something that was kind of a joke to people. They were like, eh, why would we go there? We live in California.

Who cares? Me personally, I think it got so popular is when they started bringing in like the different foods and like more mainstream rides. I don't think it's so much like California adventure. It's just like, cool. They have cars ride there. I mean, the cars ride alone brought so many people. And I feel like it's also become more of like the adult area at Disney in general, you know? Yeah.

People just go, because they have really good. Some would say they have better food than the Disneyland. I agree. The sun would be us. Yeah. I love eating in California adventure. I agree too. And they also have like alcoholic beverages too.

And they also have roller coasters at break every day. Yeah. Who doesn't like that? Yeah, but that's very California. That's true. That's so true. Hey, you want to come to California? Sometimes it gets stuck.

If it's raining, things will break. Right. Yeah. It's giving you a little bit of six lights. If it's raining or it's too bright, there's going to be a problem. Yeah. Okay, we've made it to number one. This is so insane.

This is supposedly the scariest attraction of all time. Like scientifically, this scared people more than any ride ever. And it was at Disney World, and it's no longer there because they had to take it out. Have you guys heard of extraterrestrial alien encounter? No. No. None of you have heard about this? No.

Okay. So this is insane. So this was in the Magic Kingdom, which is like the happy part, right? It's where the castle is. It's where all the little kitty rides are. Like the Magic Kingdom, it's fun. Well, they put in the scariest attraction of all time. Let me show you some pictures of what it looks like. Okay. Before I show you this, let me explain how the seating is. So you walk into this room. And in the middle of the room, there's a big glass tube. Oh, that's interesting. And around it, it's a bunch of seats with harnesses. Like, oh, okay, interesting. So you all sit down in a circle. And then everybody puts these huge harnesses, straps it onto them. They can't move. And then inside of the tube, a fucking alien appears. And the alien appears. And then the tube breaks. All the lights in the room go out.

And an alien runs around the room and tries to fucking eat you. And let me show you the pictures of what this looks like. That is what the fucking room looks like with the fucking alien in the center. That's crazy. This is literally like my nightmares. It's scarier than I thought. It is so, Chris, it is so fucking scary. Wait.

That's what the actual alien puppet looks like. And you're in like stadium seating that they strap you in? Shrapped in. Why do they think you're going to get out and do something crazy? Stampede. So here's the thing. So it's not a ride. You're not moving.

You're not going anywhere. Yeah. So why the fuck are you strapped in? For safety. Because it's so fucking scary. that they're afraid that people will be running in the dark to the exits and trampling over each other. Yes. Because that's how terrifying it is. So imagine this. You're in there, right? You're a kid. You're seven years old. You put on this fucking strap.

This fucking alien appears in front of you, right? The craziest thing I've ever seen out of my nightmares. And then all the lights go out. And there's voices all over the, all over the room and they have crazy like technology that makes it sound like, you know, it's right next to you. No. And you have, yeah. Something like that. And you have a military guy going, run, get to cover, it's coming. And they literally.

True, Kerry. Literally on the ride, they say, hurry, get out before it eats someone. That's what they say on the ride. And then it's running. So then they shake the harnesses to make it seem like the alien is running across your chest. And they have smells. They have water spray at you to seem like it's blood. Like they made it seem like somebody gets eaten in the audience and then blood sprays on you.

Well, now I feel like we're missing. out yeah yeah honestly let me show you a commercial of what this ride this is how they were promoting this fucking ride oh my god so scary oh oh my god was that a little girl yes what the okay so this ride was so scary and so traumatic that like that Let me read you some reviews. This is scarier than anything at horror nights. Anything I've ever seen, Chris, and it's in the magic kingdom. So, these are some reviews.

I did this as a 17-year-old. It was intense. As others have said, you felt hot breath. You felt spit and you felt blood. It was very loud, and most of it was all in your head because the room would go pitch black. When it's pitch black and the alien is supposed to be flying around and stalking everyone in the room, the harness on your chair comes down on your shoulders and makes it seem like it landed on you. People screamed the entire time.

I love this. I feel like this is what horror movies should be, right? I mean, this is alien and aliens. They should have kept this theater so you can have like that sort of sensory experience. Oh, watch. But it's too scary. Being strapped in and unable to move in the dark, I can't even imagine. And not only that, children's biggest fear is being trapped.

Aliens, you see aliens. The boogeyman. The dark. Yeah. So you're taking the. biggest fear which is trapped in the dark and they're strapped in right so the ride was actually around for a while and it was known for being like a problem like traumatizing kids kids would be like hysterically crying their parents would be like we don't know what to do like it was causing

a lot of issues right so finally they re-skinned it which i'm so sad i want to write it but they had to reskin it so they thought okay how do we make this more fun and more like you know more for little kids how do we do that so they came up with the idea a sword cal I wish. They came up with the idea of turning it into Stitch. Oh my. No way. Stitch breaks out. Oh yeah. Stitch runs around. I remember doing this as a kid. You do? I remember Stitch, yeah. Well, guess what? It was even more traumatizing. What? Because their kids are seeing their favorite character and then all the lights go out and he starts running around and you're strapped in and he's spitting on you and he's like crawling on you and there's

people are yelling, and it was just as traumatizing, because it's not the alien. It's being strapped in the dark. Why did they need to keep the straps? I don't know. For safety. Just turn the lights on. I think also the straps are probably

interacted with like you feeling the experience. Like, yeah, maybe like it goes do-to-dof, you know what it feels like he just ran across the shoulders. But they could have just made your seats to do that, like the Shrek ride. They wanted you strapped in. Wow. Yeah. Fucking insane.

So the Sidtred was actually around for like 15 years. Like it lasted a while. Then the pandemic. they took it out but it's still there they just took the sign down and the building is now closed there's like other rides in that building but that ride specifically is closed right so somebody broke in and they filmed it it's on youtube and they saw that this room still exists so in this building there's this room with this tube and all the seeds around it and it's just sitting there with this stitch animatronic that looks like talked up and it's just like this and it's like crazy right so i was

looking at Reddit and I guess some Disney employees have said oh yeah it's a break room so now like we just sit and like eat our lunch like staring at this crazy fucking thing and like sometimes we take a nap in the room that's so nice isn't it insane that's great the videos of it there's like videos online like whole VHS videos and it sounds like hell like everybody is screaming at the top of their lungs in agony they're like get me out mom like it's a craziest rabbit hole. It's fucking insane. Can we recreate this in the living room? Right now.

Can you imagine? Spencer runs around and spits on all of us. I have a little spray boat. He's like shaking all of us one by one. Well, there you guys go. That was my top five of the craziest, darkest, weirdest, weirdest rides. That was cool. I love doing this. If you guys want more

of these, let me know in the comments. More listicles. Listicles. I just love shit like this and it's very fascinating to me. So, that made me think of all the rides that I missed that no longer exist like I love back to the future at Universal and create your own listicle save for the next episode. A Christical. You're right, you're right.

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Welcome back. Okay, the time has come. Three years of fighting. 15 years. of the world fighting. I do not claim the energy in that bag. I feel like this is going to cause another fight. I'm so sure, Chris.

I'm a chill, confident girl. The package that Lizzie couldn't get. Could you imagine? That would have been a disaster. Are we ready to unbox the dress? Yes. The way my heart's throbbing. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. I'm so nervous. It's gold. And here is wild. Here is the Dress! I cannot believe I'm holding this. It is golden white. That's crazy.

That is wild. I cannot believe I'm holding this. I'm holding the dress. That's like the writer. That's like the actual one from the photo? Yes, don't you see the golden white. Is it? I don't know.

It was the one Ellen got her hands on. Really? Ellen touched it. I don't even know that I'd fit in that. That woman is snapped. It doesn't look anything like the photo. It's an ugly dress, right? This is like the photo came to light.

I literally wore basically that dress for my 21st birthday, but it was white and black. The body con dresses. Wait, so this is the crazy part. When you see this, you see the same thing as when you see the photo. Yes. Yeah.

Blue and black. You can see that. That's so crazy. I'm pretty sure the girl I went to prom with wore this. Now that I'm looking back, I'll try to find the picture. But that's insane. What do you see? I feel, I feel castlet, dude.

Because like, okay. This looks a whole. 100% worlds apart different than the photo. To me, to me, they don't even look like, it feels like a weird lie. It feels like. It looks like this dress to me. It's a different color than the photo,

but it's the color that I knew it would be. But that's what I'm saying. The color, like, this is obviously black and blue. There's no debating. Like, it's very clear, but the photo's white and gold. Well, so. Can we see the photo again? You know, listen, as much as I do think AI is going to take over the world and kill us all,

I do trust it. And I do think that AI knows more than us. So why don't we have someone ask AI what they think the color of the dress is? I'm going to ask Jachabit, if this dress is actually black and blue or white and gold. For the first time, I've always seen it as black and blue. I see what? That's crazy. It's a different dress entirely.

You don't see. It's white and gold. It's white and gold. Well, I saw black and blue that time. It's always been black and blue. It's like you. To me, like I see the, like, you. this color and like a lighter this color.

Yeah. There's no, you guys are liars. So I don't know what the color of the dress actually is, but to put an end to all of this debate, I'm going to ask Chachy-B-T to analyze the photo and see what color it says to this. Can you analyze this photo and tell me what colors are pictured here? Okay, let's see. If it says white and gold, it's somehow still recognized it. Objectively, what color is the dress?

The actual physical dress is blue and black. A.I could be gaslighting us, but let me know what you guys see down in the comments. The physical dress is. Yeah. They didn't say that photo I switched back and forth on it What I see Yeah so when they pulled it up on that thing

It's like I saw white and gold And black and blue and all the options That's why I was like what does it mean? It all shows up that color I literally only see black and blue I mean the dresses matter of fact About black and blue The photo shows white and gold

But I think it's an optical thing Like there's something up with everybody's eyes And the way they perceive it But it doesn't mean that our reality is fake I just, I want to see blue and black. Give white and gold a right to express here. No, in the photo. There I see it. Yeah. Is there something wrong? Yeah, it's black and blue.

But what do you see here? Blue and black. Right, but that's what you say. We all know it was in some sort of funky lighting. Okay. Let's move on. I can't. Has been, it is done. We have seen. It is black and blue. Get out of the room.

Spencer, remove the dress. I just spit everywhere. Don't we all want a cup of the dress? I don't have to do you, bye. We are, I like the stretchiness. We are going to stretch her away and never see her again. Can you imagine if Jill's like, don't send that back to me? It is crazy.

We had the dress. Is that insane? Here. Here. Okay. It's like the ring from the Lord of the Rings. Like I just feel like negative power from it. Should I go scream in an innocent person in the street street? Okay. All right. I'm

going to show you something that I cannot believe is real. I knew it was real, but I I just didn't visualize it until this moment. Yeah, look at all those little dots. Yeah, what do you see? These are all the satellites, I'm assuming. Those are just Starlink satellites. Those are just Starlink.

Yeah. Okay, wow. And astronomers are getting kind of worried about this. So, SpaceX has put well over 7,000 Starlink satellites into space since 2019. Holy-holy. But it's to have more than 40,000, and they're not the only ones who want to do this. So this is one of those, like, proper hockey stick charts. It shows the annual number of objects.

launched into space. Yeah. Wow. And this is just the beginning. So China has two projects planned that would add at least 20,000 more satellites. Amazon wants their own network, the EU, AT&T. If they all get their way,

there would be hundreds of thousands of satellites in low Earth orbit. I mean, the thing that's a little misleading with these graphics. Those are just satellites. And here's a crazy part. To our eyes here on Earth, they look like stars. Oh, my God. So when you look up in the sky,

I saw this clip going viral. I don't know what movie it's from, but there was a clip where a woman was saying, you know, it's crazy, is our generation is the last generation to look up in the sky and know for a fact they're looking at stars.

Because now kids are going to grow up and they're not going to know, is it a star or is a star link. Wow. Isn't that fucking insane? That's sick. And the doomsday clock ticks clicker to Mindermer. I shut down.

It's the dress. It's the dress. The point is open. Like, listen, I know it's important. First of all, I know it's important to have good internet. Well, no, that's not. They're doing... Then why is my service so bad all the time?

Right? No, the... I mean, what they're doing with satellites is much more than internet. They're able to spy on and do a lot of things. Yeah. How are they even going to fly a rocket out into space? They're going to hit a million satellites. Well, don't worry.

Maybe the satellites are going to take over and kill us. But AI, they're only getting more human. Because recently, a study was done. that shows that AI robots now suffer from anxiety. No. AI anxiety. Oh yes. New research that was done at the University of Zurich

suggests that advanced AI systems like ChatGBT may be experiencing something resembling anxiety. Good. So the anxiety was raised when they were confronted with disturbing scenarios. The groundbreaking study found that ChatGBTBT displayed measurable increases in stress indicators after exposure to five traumatic scenarios.

So this is happening. Then they showed the chat GBT different stress reducing things like mindfulness or relaxation techniques. And they found that chat GBT's stress levels went down. Wow. I have to go. What the fuck is happening? What the fuck is happening?

If you're giving AI the capability, it is so far gone now. It is literally getting into this next thing that we're going to talk about, which did you hear about what's happening with China? No. China. China. That's Trump China

Was that little way It was Donald Trump Well China Supposedly Just a theory Has created AGIi Which we talked about My last main channel

Conspiracy video Back in what was that Like November October About AI And the next step Which is AGI Artificial General

Intelligence Once AGI happens Like once it turns on We're fucked We are done It is fucking over Once AI

Can think for itself Can problem solve for itself, starts getting anxiety, things like that, uh, we're done. So supposedly China has figured it out. They have a new AI agent called Manus. And here is just a quick little video of what it can do. Hi, I'm Pete from Manus AI. For the past year, we'll be quietly building what we believe is the next evolution in AI. And today, we're launching an early preview of Manus, the first general AI agent. This isn't just another chap auto workflow. It's a truly autonomous agent that bridges the gap between conception and execution. While other AI stops at generating

ideas, Manus delivers results. We see it as the next paradigm of human machine collaboration and potentially it glimps into AGI. Now let me show you Manus in action across three completely different tasks. Okay, so here's basically what it can do. It can perform complete tasks. You can give this Manus a task. You can actually give this Manus multiple tasks. And it can do all of them at the same time. You can even close your computer, close your laptop. It's still working. Like, it doesn't even need to be on. It doesn't even need your computer to continue working.

It'll find you with the results. Has anyone asked China to just, like, not? Well, that's... None of you will stop using TikTok. Girl, I haven't used TikTok since before birth. Wow. So that's the thing, right? So the AI currently up until this point, like chat GPT,

that's just like an AI chatbot. You ask a question, it gives you an answer. It can't do multiple things at once. AGI is when it can do multiple. things at once. There's a video online. I thought I saved it. I don't have it here, but it shows what it looks like where the Manus is doing like 20 million things on 20 million different phones at the same time and it's fucking insane and it's happening so fast. Right now, Open AI, which created chat GPT, they now have a new feature where they will charge you $20,000 a month for you to have a PhD level chat box. So basically you can pay $20,000 to get the smartest AI ever to do a whatever you want for you and your work like that's crazy am i talking to a dumb i when i'm on chat yes what that means they have that means if they're charging that already that means whatever they have that they're holding secret is so fucking powerful it's insane and now that china has announced

hey guess what guys we're real close to aGI maybe we almost even there open ai is going to start to open the floodgates are there any reviews on that 20k a month one i don't know who's actually pull up the yelp are they finally going to tell me if aliens are real i fucking hope so Here's a video of that. Open AI reportedly plans to release AI agents priced up to $20,000 per month. These aren't your average chatbots. They're autonomous systems designed for specialized professional tasks. The most expensive tier costs $20,000 per month and delivers PhD-level research capabilities,

analyzing complex data in hours instead of weeks. For $10,000 monthly, developers get an agent that writes and debugs code autonomously. Even the budget option costs $2,000 monthly targeting high-income professionals. So yeah, it's getting, it's going so fast. And I feel like it's something that we were talking about and then everybody kind of just like stop talking about it. No, we need to talk about it because I'm serious. Once it fucking snaps, it's over. Just don't.

Well, it seems like they might do our taxes for us. It's just crazy that it's just one step closer. This is what I hate about him so much. He's like, whatever, we're all going to get fucking murdered. Who care? But this is just one step closer to like a full-blown bot just walking around and like taking. I can't wait. Well, that bot doesn't even have.

to walk around. Well, no. Well, soon it will. Well, check out this video of Tanamojo. Get ready with me for an AI. As you can see, guys, my skin is glowing, but let's go to the chase. How scary would it be if these AI tools ended up in the wrong hands. I mean, look at her.

She is a real AI influencer. Her lip sync gets on. Yeah. Literally, she's controlling. Tanna would never talk like that. This is insane. I mean, we've already showed this. talked about deep fakes, but it's getting to a point now where you can later, there's literally

guys who create girl influencers and just pretend to be them. That is so smart. I have only fans and everything, and it's not real. I know I'm a broken record at this point, but like the fact that I grew up watching movies warning about this and like, and a new one that I've been thinking about is because people are talking about like how Chad GBT takes up so much energy and that's why it's bad for the environment or something. Like with this new one that's going to use way more energy than chat GBT, like how are you,

how are you going to sustain that much energy? Is that how the Matrix happens or they start using people as batteries? You know what I mean? Well, it is weird that... That's what the Matrix is about. They're using people as batteries? Yes.

Spoiler alert. Wow. I think I cut this out of the main channel video because I was really scared of getting to... So I'll say it here. By the Matrix? Listen, this is just theory. But it is interesting that how...

So yes, when they do need more power, they're going to have to build all these huge AI plants, basically, power plants. And they'll use humans to cool it down and things like that. But they're going to need all this land across the United States to do that, which I thought, you know, with all the fake fruit things going on, there was like a theory that like maybe a certain powerful person

bought all the farmland to control the foods we were eating. But now that person, maybe they bought all the farmland to turn it into power plants because now that person... Well, I have a totally separate thought. Microsoft is actually expanding their AI program with like a $50 billion expansion, which is just totally separate thought I just had. Oh, with Open AI, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think didn't they say that they need to make a bunch of power plants, but where are they going to make those? I don't know, but who knows? But has anyone at Microsoft seen The Matrix? We go to war with the machines that kill us all, like watch the movie. Great. Well, now we don't have to. They seem so nice. The movie's not the point, Sandy. We're all going to die. I saw a stat that kids that are like,

Like babies now are going to spend 93% of their life looking at a screen of like their waking life. Yeah. I mean, think about it like, think about day to day. It's every. If you work on a laptop, you know, that's like a huge part of your day. Yeah. You're on your phone. You're watching TV.

Like you're in the amount of time. You're actually looking at a screen during the day. Well, and even in elementary now is use screens in high school. All they do is computers, even though they have to provide an act, the book, the physical book, but most kids just use their Chromebooks. And then whoever controls the AI controls all the information that's being put out into all of these screens. And what's so frustrating is like as a parent, you want to not have to do that. But in order to participate in society, you have to do that. Oh my God.

That brings me to the theory that you were talking to me about. And I was like, oh, my God, save it for the podcast. We got a bunch of emails about this. We're talking about the program, yeah? Are you familiar with the program in schools? Yes, it was the that one. Yes. It's like there's a bunch of different programs.

that have different names, but all of it was under the guise of, the government is providing extra time to students that they think are more equipped to exist. Yeah. Well, there was the weird, I remember like the weird tests. Yes. So this, they used to test us in the 90s, at least I remember being tested. They would do a bunch of weird tests. Sometimes they would even say that they were doing a hearing test or an eye test and

because I don't want to be sued, I'm scared now. Just a theory. Just a theory that when you put on those, and by the way, like, I don't know, can you still see, like, the hearing test, they'd take you to a portable that they, like, set up? Yeah, it's like a trailer. Yeah, so you go into the portable, you sit down at a place, there's cards up, so you can't see the person sitting next to you. There's, like, no windows around. They say, sit into this little tiny cubicle that we've made, and there's, like, a box. It almost looks like a 1980s, like, plastic

briefcase that's, like, a box. Yeah. And they put it down, and you put on these, like, old-ass, like headphones and then a voice comes on and it's like a man's voice from the 50s and it says something like, all right, the voice you're about to hear is just in your right ear. Get ready for a hearing test made just for you. You should be hearing my voice in your right ear. They are saying this is not a hearing test. That is actually the beginning of a hypnosis. What? What? That is very famously used by a lot of people. So I'm going to butcher all of this a little bit, but when it came to World, the Cold War, that's, like, around that same time, this organization started, which was, I think, was called the National Defense Education Act

was created, which links education to national defense, which is weird. And they started funding programs for gifted children around that time. Like, when I was in elementary school, was the early 90s, and my friend Haley actually was in, I was in, which is a different thing, but it's because I take the test seriously um but she doesn't remember much from the program at all because when i started i was like you were in right she goes yeah i go where the where was it she goes you know it was in like a small room off the library i think but like i don't really remember much about it and that's the thing most kids in don't remember very much about i was in it what i think i was in it i took there was the hearing test yeah there was a weird like flash card test yeah yeah

Where it was like, you're predicting the car? Yes. Predicting the fucking car? Okay, you might have been, because this is something that all the kids remember. So they would do a bunch of- And they gave me a nerd rope. They all, everybody, everybody talks about the ropes and the different colored ropes. Oh, my God, you're like literally, my nipples are so hard right now.

I'm freak the fuck out. Do you also feel like you've had, like, do you have reoccurring dreams where you feel like- I can't do this right now? Okay, keep going, keep going. Do you want me to leave you alone? No, keep going, because it's screaming. Do you have, like, reoccurring dreams where, you feel like you're like to some degree

they're predictive of the future and then something happens that you all the fucking time my life is that I literally see my nipples with Ben I've had all these weird moments and then the next day I meet them and this is crazy keep going okay so did they give you a tiny like a weird

little pink drink do you remember getting a little pink drink I thought that was to test my blood shimmer no so everybody literally like can you see my nipples what is going on everybody in the program remembers getting a little pink drink, and after that pink drink, they don't remember much else until something like this happens, and there's an exchange, and they're like, no, I remember

this, and I remember the weird shapes, and they would show me these cards, and they'd want me to know what was on the next card before I saw the card, so I was, like, predicting what was on the card, and they would put something in a box, and I'd have to know what was in the box, and they'd make me wear 3D glasses, like one red eye, one blue eye, and I remember that. Yeah, so all of that, they believe, the theory says, is an educational program that's inspired by or directly linked to the MK Ultra program. And the MK Ultra program was when they were fucking around with mind control and psychedelic drugs and like the men who talk to goats shit.

And also I would say stranger things because all of this sounds a lot like what happened to 11th. Everybody who was in the group, not everybody, but like most people I've spoken to don't remember a thing about it. They have all those things that you remember. They think that was the hearing and seeing tests in school. And so what was their goal? What did they want to prep these kids for?

They wanted to prep these kids to start learning how to, which you fucking later did in a video. Astral projection. Yes, 100%. Astral projection. And that thing that you did where he guessed cheesecake factory? Remote viewing. Remote viewing. Yes.

So all of the kids that they were... I'm their thrall up. Yeah. And then it's crazy. Because I was thinking about that on the way over here. I'm so stressed. And so the point was because they were worried about all these things going on. Like, this was the educational defense system that they were putting together because kids

have like a thinner veil and are more open and more suggestible and the extension of this where it becomes a little cuckoo nuts is where it becomes well so like honestly like I'm with the theory to this point because I know that the government does weird stuff

and I know that they get like creative about things like there's a bunch of private companies that their sole existence is to be creative and come up with weird weapons like different weapons development things like that's their sole function and purpose so of course someone's going to think like, oh, let's tap into the next generation.

Yeah. The step further is that they believe that these kids were specifically being taught how to communicate with aliens. Oh my God, you. I, Jared, I have talked about this experience on the podcast before and in real life. When I was really young and I saw three gray aliens outside of our bedroom window, I was on the top bunk. And it, like, scarred me for life. And mom told me they were guardian angels. And I freaked the fuck out.

Oh, my God, you have shared that on this podcast. I'm going to cry. Wait, because, like, literally a lot of the kids also, like, that's another one of the traits. How many times, not to make this about me. And they say gray aliens. Spencer, how many times if I said, I think aliens are going to contact me, we need to get a camera. I've been like, that's going to happen, and we're going to fucking film that shit. That's so crazy.

I'm chills all over my body. I'm so stressed your cat had to come. Do I need to leave you like the dress needs to leave us? I don't want to be around for the aliens. But, yeah, so that's the thought. The thought is that they were teaching them how to astral project into, like, conference rooms with aliens. Are the aliens going to be nice? Ask him.

It seems like he knows. Well, I'm just trying to decide if I can be around for this. I'm, like, so obsessed weirdly into aliens. Yeah. This is so weird. Well, and I asked another friend of mine because her husband was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure that I was abducted as a child. And I was like, I heard her up and I was like, yo, was your husband in the program too? He wasn't.

I wonder. What if that's why you're so into this genre of thing? Conspiracy, extraordinary. This is the weirdest day of my life. No, that's actually making me pretty uncomfortable too. Somebody in the last podcast left a comment that freaked me out. And it was like, does anybody else think Shane has a lot, like, too many weird, like, string theories? I saw that comment.

Did you see that? And then I was like, what is that? So I started Googling, it's like people who have these weird things that happen that are like orchestrated and weird. You have so many, even like just seeing me in a video on YouTube being like, I'm going to marry him or like, you'll be like, I don't, just Just a lot of crazy coincidences with random people that come into your life. This is all really weird. So now what? What happens to me?

I don't know. Cool. So I think in conclusion, we need to trust my opinion. This fucking dress. What do the aliens think? It's just interesting. You called it an opinion. Thank you.

Well, I'm going to look into that later. Maybe you do a video about that's very crazy. I need to look into this. Just a theory. Don't come from me. Well, speaking of. things that get my mind off things. It's time

for Arrigo. Good answer. My camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. What today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast has come for my brain. I can no longer speak.

No, not come for your brain. I can talk to extraterrestrials. Some people in this room, Might be others. Might not. Okay, raise your hand if you're a might not. Hey, absolutely not. He was so good at guessing celebrities.

I feel offended. I need a Karen. Oh, Karen alert. You called? Yeah, there's a room full of people saying I'm not smart. Listen up, everybody. Dear Reid is perhaps the smartest, most calculated motherfucker I've ever met. The PayPal's on its way.

Pleasure doing business. We got the dress. Whoa! On today's episode, we got the dress. The long-awaited dress that's most definitely black and blue in real life that appears white and gold in photos. No one can explain it, but we can all... Hold on.

Believe it. Hold on, I'm getting tapped in by the alien. What do they say? Celebrity dinner party at theme show. Have you ever wanted to attend a celebrity dinner party? Maybe just not ours. here at the SDP. Well, it might not have been executed to Shane's preference.

But we did have a great time. I feel like you hated the dinner. We lost control. We lost control of the dinner. But it was fun. But it was fun. Sandy thinks she looks like Ron Perlman. You might not be able to tell today because the fog has gotten to Sandy, but she does indeed

look like Ron Perlman. Spencer was in the airport and saw the real one in real life. And even he ran up and almost tapped on her to say, Sandra y'all. Yikes. Almost. Almost. Almost ran through security. He contained himself because he was hung over from going to Garth Brooks Bar.

Dude, we got criminal growers. Breaking the law. Breaking the law. On tonight, shing. Criminals among us. And we're so happy to have you here. Fast and furious. Super discharged.

Oh. If you ever hated the Fast and the Furious ride at Universal, Orlando, or Hollywood, don't worry, you're not alone. And here in Hollywood, it's now destroyed because we all hated it so much. Then Wayne was in that house. Oh my gosh.

Chains impersonations, while fantastic, we're not entirely accurate. Hey, what you're talking about? See, I still don't know who that is. I'm Kael and Jenner. That's, you need to remember again. You need to rework it. AI World War III?

Oh, yeah. It's happening. While AI might be coming to kill us soon, they might do your taxes before you die. He's paid by AI or something. Every time we bring it up, every time we bring it up. The same Disney Top Five Rides? Oh, in a new segment on the Shane Dawson podcast, listicles have entered the chat. If you've wondered what the top five worst rides in history, not just America, right?

Ever. It is never. Shane's got you covered. Okay. All right, you guys, that's all for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. We hope you enjoyed. Make sure you're following everybody when you're in the description section below. I was trying to become a ride operator and then I go ahead.

Okay. We got it. Shop your Shane Dawson merch to Shane Dawsonmerch.com. And most importantly, have a fantastic day, night or evening. Eat something delicious. Have sex with your partner or find a stranger. We'll see you next time right here in two weeks. Sexville.

Did you just tell everyone to cheat? No. You stay with your partner or if you don't have a partner. Then I started feeling like I was shaming people without partners. If you don't got a partner, buckle those roller blades on. Roller blade down the street and find somebody. Get to be a DJ. There's an app for you.

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