The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Dark Side of the TikTok Shop

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

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So we started talking about the TikTok shop. I have so many theories about this. I don't know what's going on over there, but yikes. The thing that even put me onto it that really was like blew up this whole thing was that people were selling on the TikTok shop. This is so dangerous. It's insane. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Tropical Resort Edition.

Ooh. Someone give me a drink, click, pass the bird light. If you're doing Tropical Resort Edition, I feel like somebody should be passing out Pena Coladas. If the addition is tropical and you didn't let me wear my fish sweater, I'm going to be outraged. Well, listen, I only said tropical because I started looking around. I'm like, oh, Jared's wearing like a tropical shirt.

Spencer came in that. That's his tropical shirt. Chris is wearing a casino tropical. I'm like, oh, we do look like, I've never seen White Lotus, but isn't that a show where gay people kill each other? Whoa, spoiler alert. I don't think we know who's killing each other yet. Oh, really?

Do you watch? I watched the first season. Ricky Martin's in it. Is he? And he's gay. Yeah. Is he? I think so, yeah.

Wow. It's spoiler alert. Wow, I didn't know that. Wow. Yeah, gay people killing each other. What was it talking about? Oh, Morgan and Vicki are here. Yay!

They love killing gay people. Oh, my God, it's the first week of pride. Happy pride. Happy pride. Okay, Morgan, Vicki. How are you guys doing today? What's going on? What's a tea, Sissies?

Let's spill. We have so much tea. If you're wondering why mom and I look so much alike, you might not be able to tell us apart. It's because we both did our makeup together and I did hers for her. So we're twinning today. Your makeup looks so good today.

It's insane. I need Chris to walk around with me all the time because all he does is compliment me. You should do that. I need a pocket Chris. You should make a little merch figurine that just like gives people compliments on their keychain. A chat GPT, but it's Chris.

And it's just telling you how cute you are. And if you gain weight, he loves it. Yeah, yeah. There's no problem either way. You could put it in water and it could expand. No, Chris doesn't want to get bigger. He wants the people around him to get bigger. He wants to be a feeder.

You're a feeder. We all know it. You're sitting there. I'm a feeder. You're definitely a feeder. He's like, don't work out. Let me just order 15 cakes and you can eat all of them. That sounds more fun.

It does. What's the goal? I just want to know the. goal with your feederism. Oh, right. Uh, my, my feeding motivation. Yeah, like what size? Let's ask chat PT. I honestly don't know. Where does that come from? Because I've always been like trauma. Culturally speaking to feed someone is to like take care of somebody. Yeah. It's a loving thing. You know, a big family dinner, have everybody around, make a fresh meal, whatever the case may be. So if anything, it's very endearing that you do that. You know what, mom does it too. And she

every time we have like a little holiday or something, even if I'm like, mom, don't worry, we're post-mating everything. She will come with like the veggie tray and the chips and the dips and this and that, like so much food. And it's been like that since I was a kid. And I would do that for her. Like she'd come home from work and I'd have like a whole spread laid out. Like I just always love it. I don't know. But it's not that I'm trying to make people unhealthy. But yes, maybe sometimes I order foods that are unhealthy because they're just more fun. Like we have a cake right now that's just rotting in the oven. We always have a cake rotting in the oven. I open the microwave. I was like, something smelled like burning rubber.

I was like, what is it? I just opened the microwave. There's just a big cake. Yelty. And every night, oh my God, it's our favorite thing. Every night after dinner, me and Morgan will look at each other and we're like, is it cake time? It's cake time. And we go to the kitchen and we whip out this old rotting cake from a week ago, and we all just fork it. And eventually the cake gets so disgusting that it has to be moved from the box to a bowl and we have a community cake. Wait, do we still have it?

Yeah. We got to show them the cake. I transported it to the pantry today because I did get embarrassed. For a surprise, a cake showing up is so exciting, a salad showing up. No one's excited. Like if we're just being honest. Oh, Spencer's doing like it's a rotten cake face back there. Don't think I didn't see that.

Do you want a spoon? Oh, don't worry. There's a spoon in. It doesn't smell good. Oh, wow. We're unadopting Spencer from the family. He's not cool with this and I'm not cool with him anymore. Take a bite, take a bite.

It's gonna be good. That's family, that's family. Okay, back in. It's so good. Oh. It doesn't taste like, I mean, you said it's old. It tastes old, I would say. Old's relative.

A nice age. Six days, about six days? Whoa. This has like dairy in it. You shouldn't just in the fridge. Don't worry about it. Don't listen to him. Really?

Google it. been fine. Is that why I have a stomach? We've dated for nine and a half years, and we've been doing this ever since, and we're fine. Yeah. Well, that was a vulnerable, really fun moment, guys. Thank you so much. I really enjoyed that. Wow. Guys, we have a lot planned for today. First of all, Jared had surgery. Jared also might have been confused for a polygamist. Oh, my God, Jared. Your nose job looks fantastic.

It wasn't a nose job. It was a nasal recombist. It was a nasal recombist. constructive surgery. That's what they all say when they get a nose chock. It's a laterous turbinite reduction, just to be clear. Oh, wait. So is your nose different? So I don't believe it's different, but I did have a surgery that basically opens up your

sinuses and they put a little implant right here that's like an umbrella that keeps my nasal passages open. That's in you right now. It's in me. And it absorbs. Can you feel it? I can't feel it and I don't want to try too hard to feel it because it might hurt. But I feel great.

I feel great. How's the, is, does it feel like it's resolved some things? Yeah, so for the first week, they put like a bunch of packing in your nose and there are stitches in your nose. So you can't blow your nose. You have to sleep sitting up. You can barely breathe out of it. But the second he took that stuff out of my nose, it was like I'm a new person. Wow.

Yeah, so it's still a little congested just because it's healing, but food is tasting good. And I can smell things? Hold on. Can I just say, can everybody be, let's all be silent for like five seconds really quick? Wow. I'm going to, I have a bombshell. So, did you just need an ad break? No, that's funny, but no, can you? No, okay, so.

Guys, there has been comments for the last three years on this podcast saying at 1335, did you guys hear that demon breathing room? I think the house is haunted. Guys, I heard a ghost growl. I'm like, oh, spoiler alert, was it just me breathing? It was just you breathing. I do get that a lot. Listen, I'm never going to say anything because I don't want to hurt your feelings.

I mean, I've seen the going down and above. I'm see. I'm not ignorant to my loud breathing. It's happened in videos where I just have to let it stay in there. You know what I mean? And it's pretty loud. Like, yeah, sometimes like during Vicki's true crime story, I have to like turn down Jerry. I try to do it really, like, casually.

I think it's scary. When you, like, laughs? It happens. I will say, I don't hear it anymore. I think it, you're cured. Whoa. The demon has gone. Speaking of big announcements, I have a big podcast slash life announcement.

And I'm really, really excited, but also, I'm going to be honest, I'm very nervous about this. I was spiraling before the show with Morgan. And I was like, I don't think I'm going to do it. I'm freaking out. I'm nervous. And you, you calm me down. You talk me off the ledge. I love to give Shane a pep talk.

You are good. You're better than Chad GPT. I know. Thank you. Although, it's kind of concerning at how much she uses chat GPT. Well, okay, have we told anyone about how I think Spencer is a chat GPT bot that Shane brought here? Anyway, back to you. That's news to me.

Let's save that one for Conspiracy Corner. I'll bring it back around. She literally, we were like a cocktail in the other night, and she's like, so I have a theory about Spencer. What's the hell? She thinks you're AI. Well, anyway, if you need a pet talk, let me know because I love to give them to Shane because he doubted himself way too much. Oh, my gosh. You should start a cameo and just offer pep talks.

You should do that. I'll do it for free. Anytime you need, Jared. Nope, then offer it for free. Happy pride. Do it for gay people. So, yes, one of my big goals for this year, honestly, for the last, I don't even know,

two years ever since Spencer started working with us, my goal was to get this podcast out of our house. I love doing it in our house. It's so fun. I love the vibe. I love this room. I love all of it. But it has been getting progressively,

more stressful, harder, more complicated. having, you know, five animals and now two toddlers, not toddlers, but almost, they're running around, like running into the room. And then it's like, I wish you guys could see how crazy this looks. I think I've shown it before, but it looks insane, right? The wires, the kids, like, everything's crazy. So my goal was, like, to get a studio space or some sort of office or something to where we could build a podcast set and have all the cameras, all the lights, everything's set permanently. So all we got to do is walk in, press a button, and start. So that's been my goal.

We were looking into like office spaces and studio spaces and it's pretty expensive. And we're and I was like, I need to figure out more reasons to justify this. So it's not just a podcast we shoot twice a month. So then I started getting excited and, you know, as I do carried away. And I was like, what if we got a studio space and what if it was like not just the podcast, but we could have Rylent's podcast. We could start new podcasts. What if we also did like a production company?

My goal since I started YouTube and before that was to have my own production company to make bigger things and I've done that on YouTube for you know 17 years on my own funding everything myself you know short films music videos all that kind of stuff is very expensive and I haven't done it for like 10 years because of that like it it was kind of stressful and crazy it doesn't really make sense to do that anymore so me and Spencer have been writing like so many things I think since we started working together what like a movie a series another potential series. Like, I love the process of writing. I want to make these things so bad. I'm trying to get funding for the movie. It's been, what, three years. But I do. I was like, I want to not just do the podcast, but I want to make shows. I have a show that I really want to make about a girl getting canceled in Hollywood. Like, I want to make that so bad. But the budget for that is pretty intense. Like, we're trying to figure it out. And I think what I want to do is start a Patreon. Very recently, I got this idea. And I was talking to Spencer about it. And I got so excited. And I was like, what if this could be the start of our production company, of our studio. Like, what if we document the process of trying to find

an office space, trying to find a studio space, trying to get these bigger projects made, we could have a podcast that specifically, like, in the office that's, you know, this show is every other week. So maybe in between those weeks, we would have an office party podcast where it's, you know, me and Spencer, me Spencer and Ryland, Jared and Chris can pop in, Morgan and Vicki, whoever's around. And we could just like hang out. It could be more low key, more hangout vibes. and talk about what's going on in our lives but also what's going on in the studio what we're trying to make we even filmed a test vlog because i wasn't sure if i was actually going to do this being very honest like because i've been so anxious about doing something like this before but we filmed a vlog where

we went looking at studio spaces and office spaces and it was so fun and i don't want to give it away but we found the most perfect place that i am so excited about and it just felt very meant to be So long story short, the Patreon is up right now. Today is the launch day and I'm so excited about it. We're all very excited about it. Also very nervous about it. Yeah. So basically what you're going to get on there is you're going to get

two office party podcasts a month and one vlog about what's going on, you know, the process of trying to build this studio. And yeah, the first vlog is up right now of us office hunting and I'm going to obviously do the most because I'm crazy. Like even with Ryland's Patreon, I'm always the one pushing him on. Let's film this. Let's do this.

We should have a bit. Let's do this. Shane doesn't half-ass anything. And that's why he was never going to do this. Like, I've been even floating this for a long time to him. You've been trying to make this movie so intensely for years. And it just keeps getting stuck. And I think this will be so cool because not only will he finally get to do that,

but you'll also get to see the behind the scenes of all of it. And I just think it's such a cool next step to be able to be on the ride for. Also, like, to me, it's cool. also because you guys are a part of it, like you are going to be supporting what we're trying to make. Like the show we want to make is probably going to cost a lot.

Like, almost a million dollars. Yeah, TV shows cost a lot of money. So it is obviously a lot of money and it is expensive, office spaces, all of it. But I'm so excited about it. I can't wait. I'm really excited. I hope you guys like it and check it out if you want.

I'll put the link right here. It is one tier. That's it. $7.99. You're going to get all the things I said, but also probably a lot more because I'm crazy, and I'm going to be posting nonstop on it. And listen, the things that I want to make, like the canceled show and the movie and things

like that, those aren't going to, you know, if you can't subscribe to the Patreon, you will still see all of that. Like, that will either be going up on YouTube or something else to where people can, you know, see it. This is more how to get those things made. So, yeah, check it out. Hopefully you like it. I'm very nervous. Okay, I think I'm done.

It's out. Okay, that's it. Yeah. Very exciting. And we have a new office space for this podcast Which is incredible I can't wait to see what kind of said it's going to be Are you going to make it look just like this

Is it going to be like a replica of the house? I will say Ryan floated in an idea He's like well what if we just bring this couch And we get a new couch in our living room Because he hates this couch I don't hate the couch It's just not my first choice Okay here's the thing

So I think I want to start from scratch So yes once we actually sign the lease And we can all go over there And you know plan it out and figure it out I want you guys to be along for the journey not just a Patreon like the people watching the podcast I want you guys to be along for the journey

so like picking the furniture I want everybody to have their own space so I feel like it would be fun like if Jared if you have a cabinet behind you with like some fun things you like Chris you can have all your little trinkets and little gay flags and little bear flags and things like that

I want us all to decorate our own spaces but I do think like if everything goes well this could be the last time we shoot in this room please God whoa already I'm just saying like I love being able to to shoot this out of our house, but it is a lot. It takes over the entire day at our house with children.

It's just not this room. It's the kitchen. It's the dining room. The props are always coming to this house. The clothes are always coming to this house. And it overtakes our house. And so I'm very excited. We're very much up in your business.

I'm sorry. But it'll also like give Chris and Spencer such a break because you won't have to set all this crap up. It will be out. It will be done. And you can just come in and be cute. And honestly, that's what I love for you. You're already cute, but you've had to work for hours.

It'll be even cuter. Yeah, by the time you even get to see us, they've been putting two and a half hours of work into setting this up. Yes. So this new podcast set, I'm so excited. Don't worry, it's not going to be like, we've been doing a lot of research on this. Like, we don't want it to feel like a set.

I wanted to feel like a house. I wanted to feel like this, but personal and homie. Like, I don't want it to be too, like, you know? Yeah, that was also like when we were looking at all. There's all different types of buildings like super modern and this. And it was just like, the home we feel is the right feel. That's like, I don't know, it feels like you're with us in the home. I'm so excited, especially like, you know, it's a no secret that I was a fan of you first.

And, like, fell in love with, like, your incredible filmmaking and your short films. And, like, you're a really talented filmmaker. So to, like, see you make the things that I fell in love with you to begin with for. It's, like, so exciting. So. Thank you. Yeah. Ew.

You made me cry. So, Jared, people think you're a polygamous. Yes, it has been a big issue in my relationship. Actually, it hasn't. But I was at the store the other day, and there was a couple who just kept looking at me. You know what I mean? I think, okay, maybe I got the nose done. I'm attracting attention.

Right. Whatever. And as I was checking out, it was self-checkout. I normally don't do that, you know what I mean? But it was very crowded at the store. And the couple was in front of me, and the guy asked me, say, hey, man, I'm really sorry to do this to you. but are you on a reality TV show? Oh, my God.

And that's a pretty vague term these days. Yeah. So I was like, oh, like what do you mean, man? Like a YouTube thing or a TV thing. What are you asking about? He's like, well, no, it's a, you know, I'm kind of nervous right now, but it's a TLC show. And I was like, oh, that ain't me. He's like, well, it's about a polygamous.

I thought maybe he thought it was still me. He's like, no, I'm telling you, dude. It's the hair. It's the tattoos, everything. It's a polygamy show. And I said, that definitely ain't me. And then I Googled it. And it's called Pollyfamination.

family and no shit it's a guy that looks exactly like me to the point bring photos where i posted a picture on my instagram story and i put check out my new show mondays at like 7 p.m. this is a joke and someone actually messaged me like no shit bro i didn't even know about this oh my god so people that know who i am that they must they follow me he has your same frames even yeah my same glasses everything exactly same glasses wait i got to see the photo what about the new nose Look at the hands. Look at the freckle formation on his hands. Oh, I see. I see. Come on, Jared. Do you have a second life? And evidently, he has tattoos. I haven't seen the tattoos, but yeah, that's my doppelganger.

And, you know, this is a great promotion for this show because I'm intrigued. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to watch this. I wasn't aware of this show. It evidently is pretty new. This might be like a new thing I'm battling in public. Oh, my God. It's kind of a big show right now. It's a big show right now. So I'm looking forward to more people walking up to me.

And I might even just like fuck around and wear a TLC shirt. You know what I'm saying? Just to see. But yeah. Hey, sorry I didn't wrap the episode. Please don't go anywhere. This is actually very important. I brought you out to this late to tell you this.

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And this is starting to shift, which is weird, right? Because it's not a wig. How is it shifting? I'm going to go dab off my sweat. Hopefully you enjoy the rest of the episode. Bye. Guys, I think it's time we bring back a game that I don't think we've played in like a year. And if you forgot, don't worry, there's a theme song.

I forgot that. I like to put extra cheese with on my Oreos. Shane, chef, chef, shame. I actually enjoy the smell of my thoughts. Shane, shit, shit, shame. I think about my teacher during sex. Shane, shit, shit, shit. Tell us the truth so we can judge you.

The game of shame Shame on you Bangor God what a banger Also I reached out to her For God I love her I reached out to her Because I was like hey I'm starting

An office party podcast And I kind of explained it And she made a theme song for it So I'm very excited I haven't gotten it yet But yeah There's gonna be office party Podcast theme song

And then she goes Can you please leave me a nice review Because somebody just left me A bad review Because they said I'm AI I know her I've seen her talk about I was like she's not AI

So shout out Go leave her a good review Go leave her good review Okay, Game of Shame. If you don't remember, here's how it works. We all texted Spencer two different things that we are ashamed of from our past. And Spencer is going to read off one by one, and we all have to guess and write down who we think the shameful act is. I didn't know it was things we're supposed to be shameful about.

I just thought it was like a secret. I guess I am ashamed of the things I said. I think it's been so long that all of us forgot. Also, I texted. I forgot that I didn't say. Spencer my shameful things yet And I was like doing my hair And I'm like oh my God

So I texted Spencer my shameful things And he responded He was like are you okay What's going on? I was just like I just said I was texting I just was like In the middle right before we

I'm having like a full on mental breakdown It'll be even funny Once we reveal what it was Once we figure it out What it was All right yeah So I'm just gonna say The statement I was given

And then you guys are gonna write down The name who you think it is We can talk about it And then afterwards We'd obviously like to hear the full story. Are you in this? Can we write Spencer as an option? Oh, yes, I am.

You are. Well, just to clarify here, so if the thing is about me, I play along and I guess it's somebody else and I say why? That's complicated. Yeah, sure, yeah. Okay, perfect. Oh. Okay. And they would know it was you if you can answer. You guess someone else. And then whoever gets

the most points at the end of the game, gets the rest of that cake. Woo! It gets diarrhea. They have to eat it with no hands. All right, you guys ready? Yes. It's our night routine.

Shame number one. I sometimes see people who aren't really there. Whoa. Is that shame or is that like something we need to get to time? That's the question for a lot of these. That might be the running theme for some of these. Well, I know Vicki has a floater. Oh, geez.

Oh my God. In her eyes, she has a footer. I know. I have floaters, too. You do? I do. I do have floaters. What do they look like?

I don't know. Like little dust specs, ones like a dot. I can't believe you've never confessed that to us. I know they typically. Yes. I don't know. I feel like I know all your medical elements. And that's something you've been keeping from us.

Congratulations. Okay. Is everyone have an answer? Yes. Ready? I'll turn it once. One, two, three. So we have Vicki, Morgan, Shane, Viction.

Oh, wow. We have no right answers on the board. Will the mysterious individual please reveal themselves. Hi, I'm the mysterious individual. Chris, what are you seeing? Who are you seeing? So, I don't know. I sometimes...

I'll be in a grocery store and I'll go down the aisle and I'll see someone out of the corner of my eye and I'll be like, oh, I don't want to hit them, so I'll swerve away and then I look back and they're like, they're just not there. Or when I'm driving, I'll see people on the side of the road. They're not there. Maybe you don't want to say that out loud

just because the DMV could be watching. Sounds a little dangerous. Do you ever cracked open a DSM-5 about that? I don't even know what that is. Oh, it's a book of all the mental. Don't tell Chris what that book is. You'll come with bookmarks and highlights. If you give Chris that book, he's going straight to Kaiser.

I have one. Poor Kristen, don't give him that. I have the whole book. I cracked that book open and I was like, Rylund, I have, and I had like three illnesses. He's like, put it away. So I'm going to pretend I've never heard of that book. Yeah, so, wow, interesting.

Do they have faces? No, it's always like just out of the corner, like a little like, you know, so I don't see it clear enough, but I see people. I think it's ghost. Yeah. Or we're in a simulation and you're glitching out, babe. Ooh, scary. Very cool.

Okay, confession number two. I have never read a full book cover to cover. Okay. If anyone gets this one wrong, wow. interesting I have two things in my it's one of the siblings and I just can't figure it out

I think so too oh please us readers I've never seen you read anything I had two books he wrote a book it could be Chris this is sneaky

wait a minute because Chris could oh wait Chris is getting really good at these prompts and it's him how has he not told us these things

does everyone have an answer yeah all right ready Three, two, one reveal. You're fucking out. Wow. And we have one winner. It's Ryland gets the point.

Oh my God. I knew it wasn't Ryland because you've talked about and recommended the baby books you read on the podcast. Yes, I read baby books. I never read like books with storylines, but I read like biographies or self, like in my 20s I read probably like 50 self-help books. Wow.

I feel like it shamed you to the whole. It's in the whole room. Yikes. Jared. You've never read a book. I've never read a book. And look at you. I graduated with the 3.6 GPA. With no reading.

Because I'm really good at taking test. I'm better at deducing what the wrong answers are to get to the right. Like right now, for instance, I'm studying to get my real estate license. You are? Wow. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. Not ashamed.

No, I would like to do that with you. Let's do it. But I went for an online class, which is like. like super boring and hard and I've never done that before. But I also watch the test exams and I get like all of them right because I'm just good at taking tests. That's like I'm so excited for your real estate. Yeah, me too.

You're going to be really good. Yeah. Yeah. I hope. Oh, my God. Um, okay. Sorry, Riley. Yeah, that was, sorry, dude.

I kind of threw you under the bus. I had to, you know. All right. Confession number three. I can't go to Arizona because I have a warrant for my arrest there. What? I know. It's got to be Jared.

What did you do, Vicki? Okay, is everyone have an answer? Yeah. All right, three, two, one, reveal. Wow. We have no right answers again because the felon is sitting right next to me. Stop! Wow! What? How is this not a blog?

Because I'm afraid. What did you do? I got pulled over in Mojave County for eating a subway sandwich while driving. And then it was done. During COVID time. So I tried, I really tried to mail the money to them. And then they mailed it back and they were like, our office is closed for COVID. So I tried to call and they were like, call again in three months.

Wow. Did I remember that it reopened? Nope. They sent one warrant and I was like, that looks bad, but they've never seen anything else. Oh my God. I do remember that. Maybe they forgot about it. So good for you for reminding them.

Chief trick. Cool. Send it when the office is closed. Yeah. You are cool. That's cool. I just have a $140 fine that they just wouldn't take the money. I tried to send it twice.

Wait, so have you been since, or are you avoiding it because you'll get arrested? Well... I do think it'd be an epic vlog to go into Arizona and turn yourself in. I think you've got to do it. You would have a mugshot. Yeah. I would have a mugshot. I would kill for that op.

Patreon vlog. You've got to start eating more subway sandwiches in the car. You're going to see me on every highway in Arizona of eating a fucking foot long until it happens. All right. You guys ready for the next one? Hell yeah. Yes. Okay. I have smoked weed about four or five times in my life, but I have never been high.

Huh. That sounds like such a Chris thing. Well, actually, I don't think that could be it because I remember in Colorado, you got pretty lifted. Oh, you got fucked up. Yeah. You got a Taco Bell like it was our job. You were eating Pringles with whipped cream. Oh, it was delicious. I stand by that. This is a bicky thing.

By the way, my mom apparently lied to me and still watches the podcast, even though she said she doesn't. Shout out, Mama. We love you. And the, like, episodes show up just on her homepage out of order. So she's just watching random episodes. And she called me the other day, like, half sobbing, being like, are you doing drugs to see Romeo? And I was like, what do you mean?

What are you talking about? She's like, I saw just be honest. If you're doing drugs, tell me. And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, you were high on the podcast. And I was like, that was like three years ago. What are you talking about? And I was like, I haven't since that.

I had to like calm down my mother. But I have not since then. All I heard is the algorithm is working. Yes. Come, I'm going to get those clicks. Okay, so everybody to have an answer? Okay. All right, ready.

And three, two, one, reveal. Vicki. Vicki is the correct answer. Oh! Wow. Shane really fooled me because Shane either. That one got me. I've tried smoking so many times.

Nothing happens. Really? Yeah, when are you out there? Time to get you high. Not even edibles. Why aren't you passing, girls? Even going back to high school, the first time I ever smoked pot. Nope, didn't fill a thing.

But that's, you know, like, swagweed. Have you tried the modern day superpower weed? Well, yeah. Oh, nice. It is something that's interesting, though. Like, the first three times I smoked, I didn't get high either. Even though I was like, really tell me how you guys are doing this so I can get high. And it took me like until my fourth time to get stoned.

What if you're already so elevated that it doesn't do nothing? You're sort of different planes. You're already on a different plane. Maybe that's it. Do you get drunk? Oh, yeah. There are people with a condition where smoking doesn't get them high or people that have the same with edibles, where no matter how much you eat, your body can't convert it. So maybe you have that.

Someone did recently leave a comment saying that we should all get really high for a podcast episode. I think that, I don't know if we'll get demonetized. I would be so weird. I don't know how, you would have to figure out how to get me high. You could. Patreon. We'll do it on Patreon. But, like, that would be very interesting to see everybody here.

Have a panic and panic. Have a full on mental breakdown. Jared would be the only one that was just normal, and we'd all be, like, tweaking. That'd be the only episode. We're like, all right, this whole episode, we're trying fun snacks. Ah, yeah. We're laughing at Spencer's Instagram, clowning him. That sounds fun.

I was the first time I got high. I was with some friends, and we went to five guys, and I ran into a friend of my, like, moms. And it was the scariest thing over to my life. My eyes were like be red. I was like eating like the peanuts. Like, oh, they don't know. Oh, yeah. Good for you.

She definitely knew. Okay, next one. I cried after my first blow job. Oh, what my. Giving or receiving? Unspecified. Okay, does everyone have an answer? Three, two, one, reveal.

It's Ryland. It is, in fact, Rylent. I wouldn't love for my family to be here for this episode. I knew it because of your upbringing. because of stuff that you've talked about. You said when you kissed someone for the first time that it was really difficult for you. It really was.

Was it you getting a blowjob? It was after, yes. But at least you waited until it was done, right? So it wasn't like sad for her? It was the next morning. Oh, no, no, no. She didn't have to deal with me crying at her. It was the immense guilt.

I wasn't a part of the religion, but when we had moved to Colorado, it was so not, it was a different universe. And all of my peers. Blow jobs everywhere in Colorado. Everyone's high. Give a blow job. I don't know.

No one's crying. If you didn't grow up in a community like that, I guess you wouldn't understand. No, I get it. We wouldn't understand. All right. Confession, I forget what number on,

but next confession. The first time I got drunk, I walked into a backyard full of people naked. Oh my God. Could only be spencer. That sounds like, that's a Chris thing.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm always talking about how him and his friends were just naked together. Okay.

I'm not always talking about that. I was talking about that. A game where it's like, think of gay things you do. You sold me. Okay. Okay, answers. Three, two, one. Please remember.

It was me. It was Jared. Oh! It was me. Now, you're doing gay stuff? Well, I mean, I didn't say I walked into a backyard full of dudes. I mean, there was females present. But yeah, I threw up all over the place, well deserved.

And then I took a shower with all my clothes on. And then the move was, well, now I got to take all my clothes off. So I went outside and just asked anybody. if they had clothes for me to wear and I was butt naked. As a grower. That's what I was thinking. But you know what?

Everybody was respectful. And thank God, this was before cell phones had video cameras on it. You know what I mean? But yeah, that was me. All right. That's a good story.

Maybe let's do like two more. Okay. Here's the next one. I ate Taco Bell out of the trash. Oh, come on. Very recently. I feel like this is one to make you think it's Shane,

but it's Morgan. As a mother of two, Two of the people sitting here. You just hope it's not your child. Every question is like. You hope it's his husband? She has your name written down. You adopt Spencer.

Spencer's unadopted. He's not cool with our cake in the oven. I ate a piece of it. You add a little bite. Yeah. With a horrible face. There's always going to be cake at the office. Ah, I'm so excited.

Oh. Okay. Is everyone have an answer? Yes. All right. Three, two, one. The deal. Shane.

Thank you. Morgan. Oh, Shane even put me. Thank you, Ryan. What? You knew this was me. You left the house without me. You drove yourself somewhere?

No, baby. I ate it out with the trash. Oh, out of our trash. Out of our. This is my decoy. I never would have thought a trash at our house. You thought I ate it out of a taco bell trash? Oh, my God.

That's insane. You thought your sister ate out of a taco bell trash? I don't. She's young. If she has too many margaritas at dinner, there's no saying what she would do. That's true. You have witness. What's the story?

Okay. It's dark, obviously. I actually told Spencer about it because, like, I just needed to tell someone. And he was so sweet about it. He was just like, I get it. I mean, I've done, you know, we've all been there. We've all been there, but I'm going to cry again. No, so, okay, we ordered Taco Bell.

This is also what Shane texted me. I was going to say, now I get it while you were worried, because if I just got to text, I ate Taco Bell out of the trash, you're like, whoa. I'll be right there. We posted some Taco Bell. I was just in the mood. I needed my bell. And I got, you know, a bunch of items.

But I had a couple things left. And I was like, you know what? I took a bite and then I said goodbye. I was like, we got to throw this away. Taco Bell does not age well. It's not like cake. And I was like, got to throw it away. Also, I'm going to eat all of this Taco Bell.

So I threw it in the trash. I was like, okay. Then I came down stairs maybe an hour later. And I was like, that Taco Bell sounds so good right now. It's at the top of the trash and it's wrapped. So I'm like, let me just look. I open it. Ryan Land had taken the trash out.

And it was a clean bag. And I was like, Oh, no. Oh, it's worse than we thought. You walked your ass all the way outside. So then I decided to go out. Where it's been cooking in the heat. It was night time.

I walked outside and I was like, all right, like, let me just take a peek. Oh, no, it's trash night. The trash is at the front gate. Oh, my God. So now I'm going to get the clicker. And I'm having a lot of time to process this. This is insane. There's so many times you could have stopped.

There's so many times. And um oh but Chris you don't know me Chris oh I just come going and so I was like I got the clicker boop boob Ryland's in bed I'm like thank God he can't see this and so then I click I go out and I lift it up and I see it's right on top I open the trash bag and my cassidia chicken extra creamy jalapeno sauce the little extra sauce on the side oh she was gone unfortunately rest of peace but the actual um cassidia was still wrapped and I eat at the trash cam They really securely wrap the cassidias. It's hard to get them out. They do.

That was preserved nicely. So, yeah, and that was a week ago. You've been speaking of a stomach cake. Oh, yeah. You've given us multiple reasons to believe what it could be. This could be one of them. Another weird cork I have that I think Morgan called me out on this was I'm like really weird about talk about sauce. I don't like to squirt the sauce on the item.

I like to take a bite of the item and then I squirt the sauce into my mouth. I would say squirt is... I suck. And then Rylan cries. But the thing is, I also sanitize my hands all day. Like, I'm so crazy about catching the flu or something, especially now with kids. And then Morgan goes,

you do realize you're sucking out of a packet that everybody in the kitchen at Taco Bell touched. Like, they all, it's probably found on the floor. Like, they're all touching it. And I'm like, and then I sanitized. It's just crazy that he, like, chases his Taco Bell with hot sauce packs. It's the only way to do it.

I've done that with in and only way to do it. It's a way to do it. It's a way to do it. I was going to say I've done it with in and out fries and their spread, if I'm being honest. Hell yeah, and that spread is big, baby.

That lasts your three fries. Okay, should we do two more? Yeah. We'll save either the darkest one we'll save for last. Wow. I wonder who gets worded that. All right. The next one is, the first time I got drunk, I threw up all over myself, but I thought it was

from eating too many hot dogs. Chris, he just, he had his whole body shivers. I just witnessed it. It's cold in here. All right, everyone ready? Three, two, one, reveal. Chris. Chris. Chris. Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there.

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Book now at alaskaair.com. It was in fact me. Oh. Come on. Spencer is sneaky like that. I can't believe I didn't even consider him. Wow. I mean, I don't really remember.

I got so drunk because you don't really know how much to drink. And I do remember eating like 10, 15 hot dogs. What? So many hot dogs. Wow. Did you pitch in for that? There was no security for the dogs. Yeah, yeah.

There's our dog security. I was a secret Lizzie gobbler and then I threw up all over my bed and I woke up and it was like, hot dog chunks and I was like, oh man, like, I just had too many hot dogs last night. My friend was like, no, you were like black out drunk. That was definitely what was. I'm sure maybe helps, but. Was this one? I was like convinced, no, this one I was in like high school. Oh, okay.

I was going to be like, this is alarming. No, this is, this is. I wouldn't be dead. Telling anybody if this was recently. Right. Me neither. But anyway, yeah. All right, ready for this last one?

Wow, grand finale. Technically, Shane, Jared, or Chris could win here. Really? Tried with two points. Oh, my God, I've been flopping this whole time. Wow. All right. And the final twisted confession is,

my childhood dog was named Killer. Oh, she's laughing so hard. So we know who it is. We can do it. This one just made me laugh. Because I don't think she understood what we're... Let's make our guesses. Let's make our guesses.

Vicki, right? The answer just said, I only got one response from you. I still need another one. And I couldn't remember the question. And I thought, it's just something about me that people might not know, right? I forgot about the shameful part. Wait, so your dog's name was just killer?

That's it. Oh, yeah? In fact, Mom. All right. Started a lifetime of interest in true crime. Yes. Sorry, that one is. Do we want to do one final one?

Yeah. Okay. I lost my virginity at work. Whoa. Hmm. Chris is acting really hard. He is. I'm between him and Spencer.

It's for all the marbles right here. Got to be him. It got to be him one of these times. All right. Everyone have an answer? Yes. Three, two, one. Reveal.

Oh, damn it. It is right. And then I was like, I've guessed her way too. many times. I know. But no one got it. No one got it. I had that written. We all get the cake. Because was this on the border or was it? Oh. Yeah, where is you? At the university of Hawaii? Is it the guy that Shane follows? Oh, no, but he was an icon. The Aurora Reservoir was lit. Oh. Wow. What does that mean? Yeah, what is it? I was the lifeguard. There was a guy that worked at the boat beach. He took me to a secret co. Oh. Wow. Well, that's okay. So it was out of a beach. It wasn't like in the

Bride room. Relative. It's what people in Colorado would tell you is our beautiful nature scenery, and it's a big green body of water where they bring a semi-trunk of fish that they dump in. Nice. Ew. Romantic. Okay.

I like it. So does no one win? Yeah, wait. Should we just do another one? Another quick lightning one? Okay. Lightning. Lightning.

Okay. So, okay. The confession is, I don't think kittens are cute. Rylund. I have cats. I don't care. All right, everyone's locked in. This is the lightning rounds.

We've got to go. Go, Spencer. One, reveal. It really did put me. It is me. Oh. Ryland, I'll say, I think I love cats. I think cats like you, for some reason, I think some, like, psychopath part of my brain, I see a kid and I'm like, yeah, okay.

Like, I'll wait a few years. It's weird, though, because Louie is obsessed with you. Yeah, and I love Louie. Wow. Well, congratulations, Jared. This would be great for you. You know. You're going home with the six.

I'm a Susie cake. Yes. Stomach egg. I'll throw it out on the way out. I'll eat it later. Yeah. Let's go. Let me take a quick little break, and when we come back, get ready, guys.

We have a lot prepared. Strap in. It's not just rabbit hole. It's not just conspiracy. It's both. Like together or separate? We'll see. See there.

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on anything and get 350 casino spins instantly on a featured slot game. All right. I'm going to go shave my head. See you guys later. Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, not only do we have a crazy conspiracy corner today. We also have a crazy true crime story later from Miss True Crime herself.

She started telling me and I was like, stop. We'll get to it. It's insane. That one's coming soon. And we have a little rabbit hole. from Spencer that I put in the conspiracy section because I think there is a conspiracy to it. Yes. It's about the TikTok shops

which is like hell. But before we get into all of that, I want to show you guys a clip. So this is a clip from Logan Paul's podcast. You want to talk about something controversial? So Benny Blanco hits me up, right? No way. Beni Blanc? Yeah. It sends me this clip and it's the kid Leroy speaking on a podcast.

So I start watching it and just check this out. A lot of people think me and him got beef or whatever just because he, like, kind of sounds like me, you know? So, Leroy's got beef with someone. Like, what are we... Bro, it's AI. Dude, no, it's not.

Dude, but of course it's AI. We came as... The whole thing? A whole thing. Whoa. That's... Even Logan? Yes.

The whole clip. That's nuts. Did AI edit the clip? Yes. No. I'm assuming. So this popped up It had like conspiracy tagged in it

And I was like What is this? So I watched it And I'm like I don't know who these people are What are they talking about? Maybe Morgan will know Kid like maybe

So I'd like finish the whole thing And when this happened at the end I felt sick I was like you can now make Anything happen Any podcast You could just create a clip Have them say whatever you want

They didn't say any of that What the fuck? That's a really hard Is that a group of people Who have signed their likelihood over? No because they probably just use like feed AI the podcast and just like recreate a version of it i mean i've seen it happen even with us like i don't know if i talked about this already but i had so many people reaching

out to me and coming up to me and being like did you know Elon talks about you Elon talks about your podcast all the time and it's because somebody made an AI clip of him on joe rogan talking about our podcast and it had like millions of views so i watched a video by Shane dawson and saw this clip it's our most viral our most viral clip i know thank you for that but like yeah it's literally Elon being like, do you watch Shane Dawson's podcast? And Joe's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even I was tricked. Isn't that crazy?

No, like literally, they can make, they can take your video, make you say anything to have drama with anyone, and nobody's even going to question it. If this wouldn't have popped up at the end, I would have thought this was a real thing. The implications of that are terrifying. You can ruin people's lives and career so easily now. I know. See, most people think that would scary, but I can see what's cooking in his brain over there. He's thinking, can I have my AI vlog for me?

You're like the Sip, I don't even have to do it. Early retirement. I'm on a beach while somebody else is doing all the work. Okay, this next clip I saw, this is for Spencer. So this is our first Shrek conspiracy. It's a good one. It's actually really sad. Get ready for this.

Did you know Shrek actually named himself? As an ogre, Shrek lived by himself. He communicated with no one and anyone he did bump into would run away and feel. And Shrek had no ogre friends or family either. Because as he explains, ogres eat other ogres. So when Shrek was born, his parents tried to actually eat him. My father was an ogre. He tried to eat me.

But he was able to run away and live on his own. So his parents were just focused on having Shrek as a snack and never bothered to name him. That means throughout his entire life, Shrek never had a name because he never had a need for one. That was until Donkey asked him what his name was. What's your name? Uh, Shrek. And you can see Shrek gets uncomfortable with that question. He takes a second, says a, and with zero confidence, says Shrek.

Because he just made it up on the spot. He just conjured up random letters that would sound like a name if you put them together, so that he didn't have to tell a random stranger the truth and actually open up to him. That is the saddest thing I've ever. That makes Shrek even better of a movie. There's a lot of animals that eat their babies. Yeah. Isn't that sad?

That's why Donkey was the first person, or Donkey, to ask Shrek what his name was. And his Shrek was like, I don't know. That's, oh, I could cry. That's so sad. Just to add, Donkey is colorblind and actually sees Shrek in a normal skin tone. And that's why he wasn't afraid of Shrek. I'm going to cry. And originally, Chris Farley was going to be the voice of Shrek.

And there's audio out there. I'm an ogre. Doesn't that bother you at all? No. Yeah. Bab boom. Well, shout out Shrek. You will always have a name to us.

Shout out Shrek. I love you, Shrek. I'm glad that we have, we've all accepted your name, and we can't wait to see your family in the upcoming Shrek 5. Wow. I did like this guy analyzing Shrek, like, he's like, and Shrek hears actions say this. It's like, yeah, they just like drew him like that. Hey, I love him.

Shrek is real. Okay, this next thing I thought, was so funny. This is the perfect way to encapsulize this generation. Take a look at this video that this high school senior posted of his year bonus.

I paid $65 for this, bro. Please chat GPT in it, bro. Look, feel free to let me know if you need any of your jumps. Oh, wow. No way. That is so funny. That is so...

Okay, and then they send me down to rabbit hole of like, okay, Morgan uses chat GBT for everything. I just couldn't believe it because, like, I am old and I haven't figured out how to utilize it yet, but now spending the weekend with Morgan, she, like, doesn't decide what she's going to eat without asking her chat GBT. It's like a lot. It's like, every decision she makes is ruled, and she's like, oh, I've trained it to know exactly.

Well, yeah, Shane was like, why does it talk like a gay man? And I was like, oh, I told him that I like that. But also, okay, this actually leads us into our next. theory, which I was going to talk about later, but let's talk about it right now. ChatGBTGBT is causing delusion. Like it is going viral. It's everywhere. And I brought it up to Morgan and she was like, oh, oh, yeah.

So here's what's happening. People are talking to chat GPT and they're like, I just got fired from work. I don't know what to do. And then chat GPT will respond and be like, you know what? Maybe they just didn't understand you. Maybe they didn't see what you were trying to do. You're like, well, I was running late all the time. Well, maybe you just have an issue with time.

And that's actually something that they should be helping you with. Like, it is actually encouraging all the bad things about you and your flaws to make you think that they're good. And everyone else is the problem. Yeah. Chat's always on my side, always. And one time, because another girl said that. And she was like, okay, go in and ask your chat, GPT. Like, based on everything you know about me, what are the flaws of my personality?

And I asked mine and it was all still on my side. It was like, oh, you're just too nice. You're too understanding. I was like, okay, we can get something a little darker out of this. Like, there's got to be something you don't like about me. Well, I saw a thing that's like the number one thing AI is being used for. Therapy. That's what I use it for.

I'm like, oh, my God. That's one of the worst things you can use it for. You're teaching it so much about how your brain works and what scares you and what ruins you and emotional, like, oh, no. What do they want with my, what are they going to do with my brain? Manipulate you. But also, it's not going to be able to help you. It's a machine.

Here's my theory. And I don't even know if it is a theory. I feel like it is just what's happening. It is learning everything about you, getting you on their side, being on your side, making you think it's your best friend, so that down the line, it can completely manipulate you to do whatever it wants you to do, because we're just ants. We are just servants. And I know what you're thinking, well, what are they going to do? Check out this video of something that happened recently in China, was it?

Yes. In China. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. That is a fucking robot turning on the creator trying to fucking kill him. I saw this video and I looked into it and apparently they have a bunch of like systems in place to make sure it cannot be violent or do things like that and it happened anyway. And this is the plot of every movie. I know!

it's happening. I know. Morgan. Well, okay. Chad's going to do that. Have you heard the story about the worms? What? How like if you're, it's, okay, Spencer? It just made me laugh. It's like a well-told story. Chat, GPT over here already knows what I'm going to tell it. So I don't. I don't. That's what made me laugh. I was going to say, which one? Worms. Okay. If you're in your garden, you know, like mom does all her little spring planting, you see a worm. A worm only has two senses, right? It can feel things so it can maneuver through the dirt and it can taste things so it can eat. If you're standing next to a worm, it can't see you because it doesn't have five senses like us. It doesn't know you exist.

So if you're going to kill a worm, it doesn't know you're there. Worm has no idea that there's a world outside of the dirt. So chat, GPT has senses that we don't even know exists because we can't comprehend that there's things that have other senses that we don't even know about because we can't comprehend it like the worm can't comprehend that we have eyes. That is crazy. You just blew my fucking. Whoa.

That was good. Yeah. Chad GPT has got me in the palm of its hand. I am the demographic. Spencer, I'm scared of you. I'm sorry because I think you're in GPT. Wait,

why do you think? I know we're going to get to that. He doesn't even know because he doesn't have one. Because Spencer came out of nowhere, you guys. And we all just were like, yeah, he's one of us. And I put him in my videos and everyone's like, yeah, Spencer, of course. Like, no one questioned where Spencer came from at all. I adopt.

And every time I say something, I'm like, Spencer might not be real. Shane's like, why do you think that, huh? What do you? Like, dive into that. Oh, let's get off this topic. Morgan, I got to be honest, I think you need to step away from chat jeepie just for a little bit. It seems to be doing a little brain rot, if I'm being honest here, just two days. Give it time.

What happens if you're going to get a conflict in those two days? Reconnect with nature, pet some ducks. There you go. Come over to the crib and pet a duck. So this is crazy. Spencer sent me this. It's a theory, but not really. It's more of a rabbit hole, and I'm leaving it open-ended, and I want you guys to decide.

Before I get to that, I'm going to run through a few numbers. Jimmy Fallon, net worth, 70 million. Pretty good. Wow. Good job, Jimmy. Pretty good. Lisa Kudrow of Friends, net worth, $130 million. Whoa.

There we go. That's, I feel like it should be way more. Me too. Come on. It's pretty good. Courtney Cox from Friends. $150 million. Good job, KK.

Pretty good. Courtney Cox. C.C. Shakira, $300 million. Yeah, that makes sense. Chakira. She's been shaking that. thing for so many years? Yes. Kevin Hart, $450 million. The man's never not working.

LeBron James, $1.2 billion network. Fair enough. Most of that from Nike, probably. He signed a $1 billion contract with them. Now, what do all these people have in common besides their insanely high net worth? Well, they've all been doing ads for Royal Kingdom App Games. Have you guys seen these? Yes. Is it the ads where it feels like someone's holding him hostage to talk about it? Because there's one with that guy. He's like the dude from waiting, like Louie something. And he's like, hey, guys, you should definitely play this game.

It's so fun. I win money all the time. Play the game. Enjoy it because I told you so. Yes, literally, okay, I'm going to just show you a couple of these. We have Lisa Kudra and Courtney Cox. Maybe you say you won't believe it. I have found the best puzzle game ever.

Oh? Yeah. It's called Royal Kingdom. Just came out. No ads. Hundreds of levels. and you don't even need Wi-Fi to play it. It's amazing.

Wow, it's Royal Kingdom? Yeah. I love this game. She doesn't know it yet. Is it fun? Yeah, it is. Whoa. Okay, first of all, I love them so much.

But second of all, why are they doing this? They do not need the money, right? They do not need the money. So why are they doing this? And this isn't AI? No. That's what I was going to say. It almost feels like they were like,

we'll give you half a million dollars if you just let us use AI to make a commercial about this product. Oh. that's interesting but I don't think so it is so many celebrities it's really weird and they're all written terribly like watch this is Jimmy Fallon won if the checks right

the console game Royal Kingdom just launched and it's the follow up to Royal Match but the games are different kingdom has King Richard while Match is King Robert and look if you're confused don't worry I'll break it down Royal Kingdom Royal Match What the hell is going on? Royal Kingdom Okay this is catchy Royal Match

Okay so Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox are worth a $150 million. They don't need money. How much would you have to pay them to take a day to do this? I'm going to say $2 million. $20 million? Yeah, definitely.

What the fuck do they need? Tens of million. It probably costs even more to get them to do it together. I bet you like the friends people is like to do something together. Oh my God. I'm just curious on what is the demographic thereafter here? Because like Jimmy Fallon, he has a late night show and that's cool and whatnot, but who's watching it that is really captivated by him promoting it?

You know? Well, Jared, I'll tell you that I do play the game and not to flex, but I'm on level 390. Really? Oh my God. Did they pay you $20 million? Dude, Sandy has that game too. Really?

What? She might be on a higher level than you. Which celebrity advertiser got you there? I don't know. I'd have to. I've been playing for years. Listen, if Royal Kingdom wants to sponsor this podcast, I'm all in, baby. Like, let's do it.

I'm not saying they're an evil company, but I'm just saying it's fucking weird. No, you're trying to fund a movie. We take the sponsorship. Royal Kingdom, Royal Match. We could just do it right now and they can use it and then pay. That's interesting. I mean, what is, what, okay, so I looked it up. The company that owns Royal Kingdom is called Dream Games.

They have an estimated $5 billion evaluation, and it has doubled in just two years ever since they started doing these ads. So, okay, they're making a lot of money. I get it. But like, what? How are they getting these celebrities? What are they offering? What's going on?

Why would these, you know how much money it costs celebrities to do like a Super Bowl commercial for like a big Pepsi or something? Like $10 million. How is it a game app how? Do you pay? Is there like a thing you could pay in the app? I do pay some time. Morgan's bankrolling this. You're paying Lisa Gutro.

Yeah, I give them 99 cents every now and then for some extra lives. So the game already had a ton of money. They were able to pay for this. It wasn't like to promote it necessarily because they already have San Diego. Morgan and everyone play. Why are they so adamant on getting so many big, like, what are they? Because they can. We're to flex. So, yeah, I don't know what's going on for Royal Kingdom.

I don't know if they want to sponsor the show. We're all waiting. We're all got our apps out. We're all ready to go. I can't get off of it. We love Royal King. We love it. See, I feel like these games, they're having you sign up just to get your personal information.

I don't feel like they even care about the money as much as your personal information. Well, what do you do? What's the premise? Oh, it's like Candy Crush. Oh, that's it? You're, like, matching things, and then you can, like, get coins and build out your castle. See how your brain works. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I guess seeing how you, like, connect the dots and what methods you would use to connect all the reds and the blues. Whoa. Guys, I feel like this has become some sort of a tradition with us. Every time we all get together in this room, I think we should watch a brand new KFC commercial. And today, here is the latest one. What? Silence! Silence!

What the fuck is going on over there? Very white lotus. What the fuck is going on at KFC? First they're talking about eating people. Now they're talking about Illuminati's and Colts and I don't know what the fuck was going on in that meeting. But what is going on? The colonel would have not approved of this.

You know what I'm saying? But I think they are just using this as a way to get attention. And I think it's genius. I mean, listen, it's working. We're sitting here talking about it. Now, honestly, that sandwich will look good. I'm trying to get Louisiana dirty. You know what I mean?

The close-up biting looked disgusting, though. Like, that did not make... The bites did not look appetizing. Okay, well, speaking of things that are creepy and uncomfortable, Spencer, You went down a rabbit hole recently, and we were having so much fun with this. So we started talking about the TikTok shop. I have so many theories about this. I don't know what the hell is going on over there.

Listen, please don't sue me TikTok, but like I don't know the levels of, you know, like when you want to be an Uber driver, you have to like kind of go through a background check and make sure that you're not, you know, crazy serial killer person. Or when you're selling on Amazon, you have to prove that you actually are selling the things you're saying you're selling. TikTok shop seems like you can just. Yeah, kind of the wild west. You could just sell whatever you want to sell and whatever happens, happens, and yikes. Yeah, so I have a good example. So we were, like, looking into this because we were hearing, like,

tick-dart shop is getting selling some weird stuff, and so I opened it up. At Shane Company, we know getting engaged is an exciting time. We also know that finding the perfect engagement ring can be overwhelming. As experts in forever love since 1929, we're here to help you get it right. We have a wide selection of beautiful ring styles to choose from, including vintage floral designs inspired by nature

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So I think like, I'm not saying this is where drug dealers are like buying stuff. Also, I just noticed, it says gifts for a, for girl adults. Is that a chicken? And it looks like a chicken leg. What is C.JRB? It was just a knife. Like, so yeah, I kind of fell down like this like weird hole.

And so the first thing I found a bunch of is like, I don't really know what it is. Like it's kind of the thing like you're saying like there's no like, it's not even like eBay where it's like a description of the product. Right. It's like this is a thing. Like buy it or don't. And so there's this stuff like focus powder. So it's like caffeine powder, but it's basically made to look. like cocaine.

It's like this white powder in these little vials. There's another one called blow. What? Energy powder. Very subtle. Very subtle. Wait, what the hell is it? There's these like energy shots called cane.

And then the thing that even put me onto it that really was like blew up this whole thing was that people were selling OZempic on the TikTok shop. Videos on TikTok offer to ship popular drugs like Wagoe, OZempic, and others without a prescription. People were trying to get it. like it's so expensive and so they they got took it down because it became a big thing that they were doing it for a while and they still sell all these like weight loss like if you if you start searching in the ticker shop it fills in like weight loss it's all this like weight loss stuff and it's like people work like it was like not safe obviously it's like even the most basic like

just like safety of like needle usage like that's such a thing of like you know you can really get like a serious disease from like using a used needle or unclean needle like if someone just has this in their house and they're just selling it like it's not you know maybe they touched it You know what I mean? Like, even as simple as not even what's in it, just the thing itself. Like, I don't know. Like teeth whitening shit. Yeah. I have seen TikToks of people being like, hey guys, so my teeth are so white because I use,

and it's such an obvious, like, homemade fucking device or like contraption or like a whiteout bottle that they like put a tape on and they're like, it's something else. I'm like, this is so dangerous. It's fucking insane. Some TikTok users have gone viral for using Mr. Clean magic erases to whiten their teeth. But what are they going to do? How do you even stop that? And all these people are trying to live their American dream.

And you know who's the godmother of all this stuff? Oh, I do. Pink sauce. The pink sauce. She opened the door for no cane to exist. And by the way, guys, I think, wouldn't it be smart just to sell, like, white nail polish? I'm like, oh, this is the teeth whitening stuff. Oh, my God.

You just put it on your teeth. Look at that. So I'm going to have a line of teeth whitening juice very soon. Yeah, I think as a rule of thumb, don't buy anything you're going to put in your body from TikTok. because you have no idea what it is. I don't know. It just seems scary. I will say, though, once in a blue moon,

there's something I want to get, like, off Amazon, like, a set of knives or, like, something, right? And they'll have the exact same thing on TikTok for, like, half the price. And I'm like, all right, I'm going to buy that from TikTok. Are they used or are they, like, Amazon returns? I have bought some stuff from TikTok, and it's, like, new package on open, like, you know, plastic and stuff. Listen, everything starts one way and then rules come in

and, you know, get safe. for everything like you get your deals before the rules come literally although then I think about it you're not even allowed to say suicide on TikTok it's say unalive boo but you can buy fucking fake ozempic from some lady's kitchen well okay here's my question is these like no cane things are they just horribly branded version of like the gummies that Courtney Kardashian has because she has like let me focus which is supposed to do the same thing let me gLP one which is like an ozempic gummy it looks like it was just it looks like it was just caffeine right

Right. It's just caffeine powder. Wow. But that's dangerous. I mean, even to think about the level of caffeine people are intaking, like, remember when Red Bull came out and it was like the most caffeinated drink ever? Yeah. I think a Red Bull has like 95 milligrams of caffeine, where now there's like 300 plus milligrams of caffeine in a can.

Well, remember that Panera lemonade? Like, they had that Panera, like, charge lemonade. That was killing people. I loved it. I love it. I'm a caffeine addict, though. I mean, yes, I'm about it, but I'm pretty sad that they dropped that out. now officially?

Yes, they'll die. People were dying. I think it would blow your guys' minds and maybe Spencer, well, he's the most out and about of all of us, but the people our age that are walking around doing cocaine on a random Tuesday is a lot. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. I'm in the bubble with you guys where we don't know that people are doing drugs, but they're

out there, they're doing it. I worked with this old Hollywood producer who she was like, uh, sets suck nowadays. Back in the day in the budget, there used to be a budget for snow, and everyone knew there'd be mountains of cocaine on set, and there's like nothing. They're so boring now. Okay, that's coming to my office. Snowbroke. Oh, wow.

Well, speaking of terrifying ways to die. Yeah, totally. Vicki, you have a true crime story that's going to leave us all on cocaine. Break it down, Mama. Okay. Today, our true crime story is about Joe Methany, and he was a kid that grew up in Baltimore, and he was really raised by a single mom.

He had five other siblings, and this happened in Baltimore. Joe was just a really large guy. Even as a kid, he was really large. Chris is looking. You got Chris's interest, okay? He was really six foot one and over 400 pounds when his crimes were happening. Oh, six foot one holds that well.

That's a prime cut. He's a pretty big intimidating kind of guy, right? So Joe's a big, guy but what happened is when he was 18 he went to Vietnam for a while and he claims he was a war hero but everyone said there was nothing to document that that he actually came home a few months later and he found a job as a truck driver so he was doing that for a while but he became addicted to cocaine and heroin really both so driving trucks around and on snow yeah on the snow It's expensive.

Joe meets a gal in the homeless community. And she ends up pregnant. And they have a baby together. And then they actually move into a small trailer and they're living their life. And things are getting pretty good. He's making a living. He's supporting his family.

He's still doing heroin and coke. But he is... A good dad. It sounds like a mom talking about their son. Yeah, he's still respectable. He has a job. He's still doing a little heroin and cook. He's home down the floor.

He's functioning. Until one day, I think it's in 1996, he comes home to the small trailer and realizes his wife is gone. All of his belongings are gone. And the only thing he really cared about was his child. The child was gone too.

So he comes home and it really makes him mad. He just builds up a rage. He's really mad. So he decides he's going out to find his wife to find his child. So he goes out and he finds, two guys that know his wife, and I think he knows them, but he tries to get information out of them, and he's going on and on with them, and they won't give him any information.

And he feels like they know what happened. So he basically just takes out an axe and starts killing them, you know, pretty much chopping them up. And then what he does with the bodies, though, is he takes them, he buries them in a shallow grave, and then he looks over and he realizes there's a fisherman that just witnessed the whole, whole murder situation. Oh my God. So he goes over and beats him up and stabs him and then chops him into pieces and puts him in a grave too. Is Jokia is zero to three in a matter of hours? What? Yeah. Is this the first? Okay, sorry. Yep. And a few months later, though, he's still looking for people to give him information. In the meantime, he finds a job to at a place where he's actually the security guard

of a pallet company. And he has a trailer that he's living in on the property. Anyway, So here's Joe. He goes down to the homeless community again, and he finds a sex worker, and he convinces her to go back home with him. So it's in the middle of the night. He takes her home, and it doesn't take long. He chops her up, puts her into Tupperware containers. He saves the meaty portions of the body. Why?

Puts him into Tupperware containers and puts him in a freezer. Why not the oven? I'm going to tell you what he does with it anyway. He treats it better than our cake. Shit. You don't put that in Tupperware. So, yeah, so he does this to a few different ladies, a few different sex workers. He gets them to go home with them.

He chops them all up. I'm sure he's paying them to go home with him. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. They think he's, yeah. Or he's charming. But then what happens is he decides he's going to take all of his Tupperware portions, and he goes, and he decides to add pork to this meat concovers.

he's cut up from the human bodies and so he goes and he opens up a hamburger stand on the side of the road it wasn't even a fast food restaurant nothing like that it's just basically just he's gonna ruin he just has he just has a grill he just has um this happened in the 1990s by the way he has a grill he has a grill he has a grill he has a now it would be a tick dark shop oh my god he wouldn't be on the side of the road he's he's just serving and all of that. But eventually he does get arrested again and he does get sentenced to two lifetime sentences. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So wait, hold on. So people were eating people? Yep. Yeah. Unaware. And they didn't know. No. Oh my God.

Imagine you go to it and you're like, this is the best burger I fucking ever had. And then you find out on the news. And then you realize that you ate something. And now your whole. life, you've eaten someone. Did he find the wife and his child ever? No, he didn't.

So they just knew he was not so crazy and dipped. Well, thank you, Vicky. That was great. One of the crazier ones you never done. I got to be honest, I'm hungry. Well, then you're just in time because I have the perfect little snack. Just in time for pride. It's Rylent Recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, Shade has launched a Patreon. It is live right now. You can click the link in the description section below. And the first vlog of us shopping for office spaces is a shirrilla. What do you mean? House hunting. It's not house hunting, office hunting. Did you find it on TikTok shops?

Oh, no, but one of our products will be released there shortly. Hopefully, it's not you guys. Tastes like pork? Dark. Jerry got a nose job. Jared. In today's cosmetic upgrade, Jared got a nose job. Went under the knife to look more fabulous, more fierce, and enhance his polyenamorous relationship.

What are those called? You almost had it. Polygamy. Mligamist relationships. Polycules. He's hard launching into polygamy with his new nose. Catch me every Monday, 8 p.m. Pacific TLC. I do think Jared's on to something that one day we just hire that guy,

and he is Jared, and we don't say anything. That would be so funny. It was Jared's idea. It's like wife swap. Royal Match and Royal Kingdom. Okay. Mom! There's Royal Match and Royal Kingdom, and Morgan participates.

But. My news is a real match seeming to glitch, but there is a new hot app that all the celebrities are promoting. Mom, who have you seen in recent ads for Royal Kingdom and Royal Match? That would be Lisa Kudrow, Courtney Cox, and Jimmy Fallon. And let me tell you something. All these people are big rich. So how much do you guys think they're getting paid to promote this app? How much would you guys do it for?

We're worms. Ooh. That was an interesting one. My very own sister blew all of our minds. When she let us know, AI has senses we don't even know exist. Just like worms have no idea we're coming. We have no idea how or when. AI is going to blow us to pieces.

Blow us. Jared won the Game of Shame. In the second installment of the Game of Shane, SDP. Morgan keeps to... SDPN. Morgan all week has been just abbreviating Shane's show. and network. I will say, Morgan has been my biggest hype woman ever this week.

Like, when I mentioned the Patreon thing, she's like, I have an idea. She was like, the S-D-P-N, Shane Dawson, Podcast Network, and she's been pitching it and just been so supportive. So, thank you, Morgan. And then she's been giving everyone roles. And Shane's like, well, then what's Ryan? And she's like, the S-D-P-N-T-H trophy husband. Yes, he says, S-D-P-N-C-E-O.

I'm the O-M. Office Manager. Uh-huh. Oh, that's good. I'll think you guys guys these titles. Don't worry. Yeah, what are you, Morgan? SDPNHW, S-D-N-H-W, S-Shaynowsy Podcast Network, hypewoman.

Yeah! Also, shout-up, Morgan. She just launched today. Check out, she has a Patreon, too. No way! We didn't even know that we were in cahoots with different Patreon people. I literally was like, I was like nervous. We were at dinner.

I was talking about it. I was like, oh, I don't know. I might, too. And we're like, oh, my God, I might too. We're like, oh, my God. And we got drunk and talked about it. No way. We're on the same way bling.

Exclusive to the recap, Spencer has brought charity gifts, Spencer. Well, I was on a failed mission at Hobby Lobby for a failed theory. No such thing is any kind of a fail at Hobby Lobby. Actually, we might even, I even film some of it, so maybe that'll go on the Patreon or something. But the theory was completely incorrect. I was in Hobby Lobby for a long time and it didn't work. But when I was there, I found this for Jared. Oh.

Look at that. It was pretty sick. I know you like the vintage hot wheels, so they got the old. Wait, what is this? It says, die cast and built to last. What is that? Dude. Well, die cast is the material

the cars are made out. So they're die cast cars. And they're built to last because they're guaranteed by. Thank you, dude. You know what? You might see this behind me. Yes.

Do you think you could spare a couple of collectibles for like your set? Make a little shrine? I'm going to get better security for that office. You're talking about them going off of my wall? Okay, okay.

I'll go. I'll bring a, I'll bring a, I'll bring a couple, okay? I'll bring some main lines. Why can't, let's go Hotwheel hunting, hunting for the office. There you go. Wow. Thank you, dude.

This is great. I think it will be in the office. That's so cute. I like that. Thank you. Wow. Okay, you guys, there you go for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you subscribe to the Patreon, to both patrons, to all three patrons, and follow

everybody whose information is in the description section below. We love you so much. Mom and Morgan. Thank you for joining us on this wonderful. adventure. And we will see you right here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Good night, everyone. Wow. This was one of the best episodes we ever done. I think I had so much fun. That was fun. We laughed. I cried. We got disgusted. This is the perfect day. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed this episode. This was so much fun. I had so much fun. I was so nervous about today. In general, I've been

freaking out. So just thank you guys also for being so supportive and just being so hype of people. And oh my gosh, this might be goodbye to this space as we know it. I feel like we got to do one more. We got to say goodbye to our podcast. Oh, I have to deal with this again. Dude, we do one of those things where like at the very end we're all just disappearing off of the couch one by one. And then that's it. Like I'm sandlot.

Whoa. Okay, we'll do one more episode here, a final goodbye. It's so hard. Trump's getting footage of it. To say goodbye to yesterday. This is gay as hell. Happy forgiveness. Yeah, it's Pride Month.

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