The Shane Dawson Podcast - The Dark Truth About 23andMe

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

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That's aura.com slash control. Every once in a while, I'll make a conspiracy video, and people will be like, oh, my God, this is so funny. This is so crazy. And then maybe like five years later, it happens. And everybody's like, oh, maybe it wasn't crazy. Maybe it wasn't funny anymore. Oh, no, it's real. And that is happening right now.

It's 23 and me. Guys. Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, Horse Girl Edition. Yes, we all look like horse girl. Well, except for Jared. I look like I'm reffing the competition for the horse girls. I'm a judge.

He looks like the Chick-fil-A mascot. Eat more chicken. Do you think you look like a cow? No. Not? Well, I guess if Jared is a cat, well, no. But if it's giving cow vibes, ooh, it's giving cow vibes. If it's giving cow vibes, then I guess it's Farm Edition.

Sandy looks like the cowboy, ready to ride that cow. Sandy looks good in that shirt. Thank you. I feel like it's giving fall vibes, even though we're in spring. But it's kind of chilly outside. Fall edition. Really, yours is the standout. me just explain why it's horse girl edition so we went shopping at the outlets maybe like a month ago

and i saw this horse shirt and i was like wow if i was bold i would wear that and then spencer walked up and spencer goes wow that's a sick shirt and i was like oh my god i'm on trend because spencer knows the trends and i was like okay i'm going to buy it so it's a little tight doesn't fully fit me but it's a good podcast shirt because you only see it from here up and it has horses on it so cute and then i realize i have another horse shirt that i bought that i never wore Chris is wearing it. Why do I keep buying horse shirts? Are you the horse girl?

Well, our kids are horse girls, and I think it's made us in turn horse girls. Our boys love horses. Every time there's a horse, they pointed it and go, da-da, which is weird, because I'm like, do they think their dad is a horse? I get horse-bine. There's at least four sets of horses in our neighborhood,

so every time they're on a walk, they lose their minds for the horses. You know how sometimes Ryland wears a shirt that I can't stop staring at his eyes and it, like, does something? That's what your shirt is doing today. Oh, Ryan thought the couple of what's coming today. Oh, no, I knew he was about to hit on my husband.

He's just being really polite about it. Can I get credit for the only conspiracy that I've ever brought to anyone's attention? Sure. It's about the brand of the shirt that you're wearing. Oh, my God. This one's good. It's the only one that's ever, like, piqued my interest enough to bring to the class. Okay, bring it.

Okay, so here I am scrolling on Instagram. Hold on, hold on. You need to do it creepy because we're going to add creepy conspiracy. It's Rylan's conspiracy corner. Fucking Ralph Lauren. Hold on. Hey, guys. Hey guys, welcome back to Conspiracy Corner, where today we're taking down Ralph Lauren.

Is it Polo or is it Ralph Lauren or is it Polo Ralph Lauren? You should do your research before. I'm getting it a little bit confused. If we're being, I think it's Ralph Lauren. Okay. I don't think it's Lauren. I think it's Lauren. Where does Polo fit in?

Hold on, but when Rachel worked for him on friends, wasn't it Ralph Lauren? Or did she work for somebody else? Or no, wasn't it Ralph Lauren? I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren. Tomorrow. Mandela. Anyway, the only thing that used to be criminal about them was their prices. But now, he's bringing jokes.

Wow. But now, where it gets scary, the signature mascot for Ralph Lauren has always been the lovable, the cute, the chubby bear. Imagine my surprise when I'm scrolling Instagram and I realize that the bear has started taking Osempect. They have given the bear a. A makeover, and people are pissed about it. He used to be fat.

Now he's skinny. You go into the store. I went to the outlet, and I was like, oh, at the outlet, I'm going to get him plus size because it's like all the old merch, which is what I prefer, honestly. But no, they have the skinny bear right up front as I'm filming the bear. The employee says, you can't film here. And I was like, they know I'm on to him. Right.

So what was the theory? Oh, the bear's just on Olympic now. Oh, okay. That's interesting, because I'm all for the bear getting healthy. If he's on a health journey, that's fine. I just wish he would be honest about it. I feel like a bear is supposed to be big, right? To me, it's just confusing to see a skinny bear,

because is that, like, you don't see those in nature. I've only seen one one time, and it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen, because it was like a climate change, and the bears up in Antarctica don't have any food, so they're stuck on iceberg. So I'm just here to tell you, Rob Floreen, weird. I don't like it.

You're not gonna sell more items now that your bear's thin. Big bears big again. There you go. I mean, we need to get club-chub involved. Hold on, I just realized... We did not clap for Ryland's first series. Oh. Oh, thank you, thank you.

It was just a big for me, it was big for me because normally I'm like, oh, fucking conspiracies, but I like them. I thought it was great too. And if you thought it was great, let me know in the comments below. This episode, will now be called the Ralph Lauren Bear theory. You got them.

And if it isn't, I know it flopped. Okay, speaking of big news, Spencer, what? It's just a big transition. It really was. Spencer's going to bring a little something out right now. Well, I've got some big news, unless you want to wait until Spencer comes back out. Oh, now I need it out. It's about Jared having a new lady friend.

Oh, what? Yep. And she might be related to somebody in this podcast. Vicki Adam. What? Hold on. Cliffhanger. What?

Because that's insane. But Spencer's holding 100,000 years. Oh! Oh! Yay! Thank you. Congratulations! That's right.

Jared and Sandy have hit 100,000 subscribers on their channel. Thank you. We had 100,000 calorie cake to eat. Yes. It's a smash cake. Smash it and start eating it. I'm kidding. It looks delicious.

Thank you. Thank you. We're so excited. You guys. This is huge. This is very excited. You guys announced the launch of the channel on the podcast here, what, like maybe two years ago, year and a half ago? Yeah, just about, yeah. And now we're 100,000 subscribers. I know.

It doesn't even seem real. We did. Yeah, I think we're going to start doing more of those. It was fun. We appreciate all of you guys. We couldn't obviously do it without you guys. And we're very, we feel very blessed. So it's very cool.

Is that mean you guys are going to get the YouTube plug at some point? Oh, yes. Oh, my God. We did get the email. Oh, we did. That's crazy. We will very soon. Maybe we'll try to trade it at a garage sale or something.

It's pretty exciting. It's pretty like surreal, actually, to think about that number. It's also crazy because I remember when I first met you, when I would vlog around the family, you were kind of like, don't put me in it. And then you had this revelation of kind of, well, I'm just going to show up as me and be me and just fuck it to having your own channel and now having 100,000 subscribers. Now, if I wake up and I don't have the camera ready and I'm not filming her, she is pissed. She needs everything documented. Content machine over here.

Well, it is exciting. And then now to see, like, we talk about, okay, what do we want to do next? Like, what do we want to do different? And it's pretty fun to just be creative and just try it and see if it works. And if it doesn't work. I mean, and people have just been so nice. We've been really lucky that, you know, there's been a lot of nice people online. Well, I hate to change a subject to something that could possibly start a fight.

But what were you saying earlier about Jared? Yes. So Jared has been hanging out, was hanging out a lot with Vicky. Miss Vicki Adams. Oh, no, my family's gotten in the way. She's really stirring it up between us, Ryland, because he just... We both like ice cream. Oh, my.

He talks about this all the time. We actually went to have some ice cream at Coldstone. And if you don't know, they have, like, the small container that's, what is it, like it? I was going to say $9. I don't like it. And then the other one up is love it. And so... He loved spending a lot of money on ice cream.

So Jared was like, okay, why I think I'm going to get the love it. And I said, you know, let's like, portion control. Let's just do the, I like it, you know. And then as we were eating it, and he said, well, you know, Vicky would have let me get the I love. I know. And then he just talks about how him and Vicky, all they want to do is eat ice cream and like this new love. Yeah. So, and we're going to go to Colorado. And he was like, well, maybe we can do a video with you and Vicki. And it's like, he's obsessed. Wow. My mom is a good time. Oh, I know about now. That's hard facts. You and Vicki do have good chemistry. We do. You know, I don't

know if the video's out yet. We did a video. Sandy couldn't make it that day. We did a video about home goods. If it's not out yet, it'll be out next week. And we paired Jared and Vicky together to go in Home Goods and do some espionage. What's the word? No, I, that's the word. Espionage. And they were so cute together and had such good chemistry. Talked about ice cream the whole time. And I, and yeah, I see it. We're getting ice cream after this. We're not going to go unless we get ice cream. And we're talking to gates. She was totally down to be embarrassing at home. Good, and I appreciate that.

Yes. I liked it. Yeah, but other than that, we're good. Okay, well, speaking of, huh, gay stuff? No. I have an idea. So a few episodes back, we played a game called Gay or not.

Is that what we called it? Is it gay or nay? Are they gay or nay? Are they gay? It's a hoarse episode, so it should be gay or nay. You're right. Gay or nay. Okay, so I was like, oh my God, in that episode,

we joked about playing it with Spencer because Spencer has some gay qualities. And we were questionable qualities. So we were like, oh, we should play that. And then I was like, wait a minute. But Lizzie also has some lesbian qualities. Not your son. I texted Lizzie and I said, hey, can you think of some qualities you have that would be considered gay? And then she wrote me back and just said, is this a trap?

It felt like Ryland had taken your phone and was trying to get me to admit to being gay. But just to put it out there, you're both not gay. I mean, I don't think Spencer is gay. Yeah, I can, I'll confirm that fact. Also, not gay. Just a comfortable sitter. So we'll, like, bounce back and forth maybe. Like, we'll do a gay one for you and a gay one for you.

And, yeah, so when they say their statement, and you guys play along in the comments, we're going to say, is it gay or nay? Spencer, give us your first. I have Lizzie. Lizzie go first. What? Very gay of him to be so, so classy. Lizzie, give us your first gay quality. I'm going to find my list.

Gay things. I love Jojo Siwa. In what way? Give us some more content. I look up to JoJo Siwa. She replaced the sexual music videos and dances. JoJo Siwa puts out. Where do you think about her? Like where are you at when you're thinking about Jojo? I think about Jojo in many places.

It's a little scary and maybe Jojo should look into a restraining order of some degrees, but I don't know how gay I feel this is. I'm torn. You know her identity online is gay, right? Like that's, that's, but not to give too much backstory on this, but don't you, you'd like to marry Jojo Siwa is what you've told me. Oh, you're really selling me. Oh, I wouldn't mind being Jojo's sugar baby. Right?

She could take care of me. All right. You sold me. I got to change my answer. But it's like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to like, I don't want to fuck Jojo. I just want her to take care of. She sends me her dance breaks on Instagram. Rylan's like the opposite of her lawyer.

He's arguing like strongly against. All right, and Oh, yay, lesbian Oh, I thought it was nay or nay Yay or nay? No, it's gay or nay, but that's funger. I messed up. Did anyone say no? All right, gay.

I put nay at first, but you really sold me on it being gay. Okay, Spencer. Okay. Did you want to see how gay I was before you decided to tell us how gay you are? No, I just forgot to. I needed to organize my thoughts. Oh, got to go, got to go. Gay.

Straight guys don't do. that. Okay. We just have thoughts. Period. All right. So I will frequent a nude Korean spa, 24-hour Korean spa if I'm feeling stressed. What? Yeah. What is that? It's a Korean, you know, we spa. You got sort of a we spa? Yeah. Yeah. In the area where you are nude, yeah. I think it's weirder if you don't. Do you go with a friend or do you go? I have gone on friends. That's pretty gay. Yeah. Yeah. It's like separating to men and women. And then there's an area where you wear clothes and it's combined. And in L.A., you're telling me there aren't guys with folks. boners in there? No, but it is, I have seen the, it's crazy to see the whole range of like dick size. It's like, I've seen, I've seen one where it's like, that's impossible how big that is and then the, you know, the full other way. See, that's why I can't go to those places because

everyone's looking, even if you're straight, it's just like you have to. That's my nightmare. I could, I could never. Okay, answers. Gay. Game. I said nay. I said nay, too. Thank you. Only because you didn't have a twinkle in your eye when you were talking penises. It seemed like a curiosity of yours but it didn't seem like something that you're romanticizing no well yeah but i think all guys i think it's in our nature to uh think about things like that just because yeah yeah but it felt like you're very secure in it and i didn't see like uh you didn't salivate or anything when you're talking about it the fact that you're going there at all is pretty like confident you know like yeah yeah i well first it's gayish but yeah but jared we're on the same page

I put in A because the only people I know who have gone to something like this are straight men, actually. For some reason, I've never seen a gay man go to like, unless it's like a bathhouse where you're having sex, but like a regular spa, I don't know. What's the difference? If you said you were not having sex. You're not having sex. You're not having sex. That would be really good. That's gay.

For sure. All right. But it was a close call. How many times a month? It varies. It's usually when I'm feeling like stress because it's 24 hours and it's, you could like, it'll be like 1130. You'd be like, I'll just go and just get a little steam on. I would like to know what about the experience de-stresses you.

There's like a sauna. There's like a steam room. You can like relax in a hot tub. There's like rooms you can like lay in. And it's nice and warm. And it feels clean. Organized penises on a range. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Non-existence. I know a lot of people that go to the Korean spas and they say it's like really beneficial. Yeah. It's nice. Are the people you know straight, Sandy? Yeah. See? Wow.

There we go. Um, okay. Hey, Lizzie, top that. I dressed up as Hillary Clinton for Halloween when I was 11. Yeah, there's no coming back from this. Okay, answer. Three, two, one. Come on.

We got some nays in the house. This is a, I'm gay or nay? Oh, I see. So once you said, nay, just don't know about Hillary Clinton. I mean, I think it's questionable, but she was also young, you know? Hillary Clinton and Jojo have the same haircut. They do. I see a trend.

Oh, I've got to type. Joe has the same haircut. Whoa. Maybe I just like blondes. With short hair. No, you're gay. Spencer. Okay.

Let's get gay. This is also a dangerous exercise because it's also like, it's like revealing like what do I think it's gay. And then it's like if I say like, I was like, is like gay or is that just like a normal thing? Like maybe double thing. Okay. So mine is a tree one. So often before going out somewhere where like try on like five to sit to like seven outfits to like. You know what I mean?

Let's see what this. We get it. I thought you were going to say douche, and I was like, that's really gay. I'll also just clean up my asshole just in case. Okay, answers, three, two, one. That's gay. Leo? I just put Leo because Spencer's a Leo, and that's very Leo energy.

I don't think it's very gay. He likes his outfits, his fits. You live in L.A. It's like, eh. I do do it. Once since I moved here, I notice I do it way more often, I would say. Okay. Come on, Lisbian.

Oh, Ryland insisted I include this one. And I had added it to my list in private at home and then been like, that's not people's business. But if given a choice at gunpoint and say, no, this is what she does on her own. You live or you die. And I have to watch pornography. That's America. It's going to be lesbian. That's what she gets off to.

Is the reasoning because you don't want to disrespect your husband? Why do you need a gun to your head to watch porn? Yeah. Is that your king? Maybe. Wait, so you're just saying you watch lesbian porn. Yes. Yeah.

Answers. Three, two, one. Half gay. I put half gay. I'm going to say they. I said they too. Yeah. Because I'm pretty sure Dr. Drew did a segment on like women watching lesbian porn.

I was going to say almost every straight woman I know watches lesbian porn. Okay. Can the straight women in the room break this down? Because we've talked about this on the podcast a couple years ago. And a lot of comments were like, I'm straight and I watch lesbian porn. So this is a thing for sure. Um, so what about it? Is it because you like watching?

It's, for me, I don't like watching male and female porn stars. Like, for me, I need there to be kindness in it. Like, I don't know if that gay. I heard a male stand-up comedian saying, like, he's like, I watched gay porn just to see if I was, I'm not. But I was watching it and it was so aggressive. And then same thing with straight porn and so violent and aggressive and, like, lesbian porn's very soft. I will say that perhaps something that's a little bit more gay about my thing with lesbian pornography.

Scorting porn. Is how much I know about it. You know what I mean? What does that mean? Because when you guys were sitting here being like, well, that's like, you know, lesbian porn's not aggressive. It's like, no, there's aggressive lesbian porn out there.

Like, there's some weird lesbian porn. I feel like maybe you should have led with that one. I don't want to call it weird, but. I don't know. You put that dumb down, Spencer. The thumbs going up. Knowledge is power. It doesn't mean I'm beating off to it.

Do women call it people? Yeah, that's good. That's aggressive. It's funny. It sounds painful. In my travels, I accidentally stumbled upon lesbian porn. It was a dark room. I tripped and fell into some weird lesbian pornography where they're just...

It's the only way she can come. I'm wrestling. I don't know what it's called, but they're like beating each other off, but it's like a wrestling match. Like they're literally like aggressively wrestling, like in a wrestling ring, but like tried to make each other come. It's very funny. And that was bookmarked. Like I said, I was in a dark room. You're searching for love.

You're searching for like people in love. Yeah, I just want there to be like a niceness. And I don't really. But why can women get away with that? And if a guy said, oh, I watch gay porn, but I'm straight, nobody would believe that. Yeah. But that's also like if women make out in a club, it's somehow not gay. You know what I mean?

It's gay. There's definitely a thing with men and women. Because I feel like even like growing up, if a girl. is very masculine. She's just a tomboy. It's okay. It's embraced. They're going to kiss girls when they're in college. They'll go through their kissing phase. And it's

very accepted, you know what I'm saying? But for guys it's not like, yeah, my son's going to kiss a bunch of dudes at college and it's a phase. It is interesting, the difference that we kind of You kiss her homie one time. Your little wing kisses Birdman one time. You play soggy waffle. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Jack off a dude at a Korean nude spa One time. One time a week. So nobody's getting hard at these spas. Not that I've seen. Oh, okay. Okay, Spencer, let's grand finale. Unless Lizzie, do you ever really...

I think Lizzie should be a finale. So my only other one is that I've seen, as I wrote, the dong, of most of... I think everyone in my high school friend group, I think at one point or the other. Give us two scenarios which you saw a don't. I just, I need context. Hi, I'm Danny L'Priori. Ever get the feeling you're being watched online? It's not paranoia.

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A little bit. It was usually this is funny if I get naked and do this. I think it's gay that you called it dong. Are any of the friends that you've seen their dongs

have any of them become turned into be gay over time? No, none of them have turned gay that I know of. Okay. The way you're thinking

about it so deeply. I see the twinkle that I didn't see before, you know, so I'm feeling differently. Okay, answers in three, two, one, nay. Oh, we said nay. We said nay. What? It's so hard to get a gay out of you guys. They're trying to win. They're trying to win. It's the winner. If it's a competition, I was, there was not fair seating for me. If it's a competition, it's like the number one seed. Wow.

Thank you guys for being so vulnerable and open about your possible gayness. We didn't, we didn't vote on if overall we think they're gay or not now. Oh. um is that how this works but they're not actually gay oh but are do they act gay um i would say you both are straight gay passing oh yeah very la very la wow well i know what you're thinking wow what a great game guys the games have just begun because after this little break we're going to come back and we're going to be joined by a very special friend who i would say is not gay at all oh yeah i actually have to go oh you got to go back you have to take a big shit In my last, it might last a whole segment.

That's pretty straight. Well, we're going to take a quick little break. When we come back, it's Celebrity Dinner Party. See you. Oh! We're so good at this. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Oh, hold on.

I'm so sorry. This is so unprofessional. Hold on. Hello, Posty. Hey, how are you? Oh, my God, your Oreos, major sleigh. You're right. No, I'll never say that again.

Sorry, Daddy. Oh, you are? On tour? Of course I knew. Oh, sorry. Somebody on the other line. Just a second. Hello? Sabby! What's going on, girl? Right, no, I won't call you that again.

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I'm so excited. Guys, yes, the first time we played this game, it was a little chaotic, a little unhinged, but you guys out there saw the potential in it because the comments were so positive. I was not expecting that. I was.

I was rooting for the game all along. I mean, listen, he and Spencer were so excited. We came up with this game and we're like, we love this idea. Like, we even were like, oh, we've got to figure out ways to make this game even better and crazier.

So we've incorporated some, new ideas to hopefully, sorry I said, Spencer, I meant Steve Hardley. That's okay. I don't want to do the boy. Did you get a mustache upgrade? Well, there was an unfortunate accident in Noel Hart, Mr. Harvey's kitchen where his mustache burned off, so he's using a prosthetic, unlike his normal real one. Is that just drawn on?

It's like markers. What? That's crazy. This is nice. It's not going to be falling off all the time. Steve is excited about that aspect. Is it ever going to wash off? Well, you might have to ask the makeup department over there.

We'll see. He just reached in a grower, grabbed a black stick, and put it on. Hope you don't have a date tonight. Yeah. Don't worry. He does not have a date tonight. He'll be at the Korean spa. If I go to the Korean spot like this.

It starts bouncing off in this office. It's on your teeth. You smile at somebody who gets a boner and it's just. Yeah, so we have incorporated some new rules, some new things to hopefully, you know, control the game just a tad bit more. We still want the chaos, but so we've incorporated a point system. So if you guess a person, you get a point and the person acting it out gets a point. So people get a point. And then the other thing is every round, when we ask a question, we're going to open it up to guesses.

But you cannot guess unless it's opened up to guesses. And if multiple people know the answer, whoever yells at first. And so what are we doing? Like, the portal's now open. Or like, how are you open? Yes, I will be announcing when the question portal will be open and when it closes. Okay. And don't worry, we still have the old dinger where if I think you're, remember, the rule is at celebrity dinner party,

you can't say anything super specific. It's like charades. You can't say the title of a film they're in or anything like that. You'll be disqualified. You'll be disqualified. And if you hit too many dings, I'm going to give you an extra celebrity because the goal of the game is to get rid of all your celebrity. So an extra one.

Do you guys have dingers? No, I've done. I'm also open, if you think someone else is being unfair, I'm open to suggestions. Unfair, Judge. I'll hear all parties out. Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

you have been invited to a very special celebrity dinner party. Me? But who has been invited? Now, this time, you won't be seeing all of your celebrities at once. I just saw a peek there. That's not a good. That's not good. Not a thing yet.

We're just getting started. But everyone, please take your first card. It should be labeled with your name. number one and see who you will be for the first section of this for the appetizer of this dinner party. Okay. Now is everyone ready to embody who their person is? Oh, shoot. Yes. I'm ready, Steve. Okay, so there's a way that's going to work. I'm going to pick one of you and ask you a question, maybe two of you, depending on how I feel, it's been in the answer. Who wants to go first? I think I'll go first, Steve. Very good. Very good. I know. I'll get to you soon.

That's a good idea We can't guess it I know what it is too I am feeling this Electric Chemistry I know Between me and you right now Oh honey

It's happened It's natural I'm so sorry Steve Yes yes What's a question? So your question is If your love life was a food Who the hell was that?

If your love life was a food What food would it be? Oh I'm so happy you ask that Steve's question Oh honey, keep talking You're a man now You're a woman a few seconds ago No, no, no, not a man Not a man

So I would say my favorite food Honestly, and this is not a joke Answer Oh, you're inspiring me to perform My favorite food is the sun Because technically the sun is food For plants and for flowers I got really close to the sun recently

Actually She's a little on the stupid side Everybody for what I'm gathering So yeah, my answer would be the son, Steve. Thank you so much for asking. Of course, of course. Great answer. Thank you. All right, the portal is now open. Lizzie got it. All right, we'll give it to Lizzie.

She's so very, very, very much. Well, thank you guys so much. Yes, it was me, Drew. I loved you very much. I really love you, too. I hope that. Wow. All right. That was good. That was less chaotic. You guys are crazy. Okay. Um, a person over here. Uh, what's up? You got the last point. So let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, talk to you. I have a question for you. If you could have a hall pass with any other celebrity, who would it pee? Oh, geez. Listen, I'm in a really committed relationship right now with my person, and I would never try to step out on them. What? Wow, does I do any of you guys

have any questions for this individual? Oh, she needs help on me. So you, so even if you have a hall pass, though, but see, no? No, I mean, I'm in a really committed, I'm in a really, I'm in a really relationship right now. But just as like a thought exercise, you don't have an answer? Uh-uh. And to be super honest with you. Sorry, I had to go back and check who you were.

I have no idea. Yeah, sorry, be super honest. I think, you know, if I was in my bad girl, stay. All right, I'm gonna open up the pour. First and see one. Yes. Wow.

Me when you close your eyes That was Jojo Siwa! I sounded like you were from New York. Lizzie, can I just say that you are fucking killing it right now. And if anybody knows about killing it. That's close. Oh my. It's a wee bit over the edge only, what you're saying?

Okay, let's go over to, let's go. You know what, let's close the portal. Let's go over to the side of the table for the dinner party. Oh, keep it close, or whatever you want, sweetie. Well, I have a question for you. What is your, I'd never say, this in public, but I definitely think it opinion. Oh, I mean, there's a lot

of, um, I think that uh, my ex-wife is I just want to see my kids. I just want to This is sad. I'm crying a little bit. Okay, well, thank you. So, respects.

I don't know, this is very challenging. All right, well, let's open up the portal. If anyone has any questions for this individual, Feel free to talk. Please ask. Okay, I have a question. So, you seem very, like, motherly? That's the goal.

That's the goal. That's the goal. I'm trying. I'm trying. So you are a woman. That's how I present myself, sweetie. And maybe for an agenda. This feels kind of offensive.

Wow. I just... And we have a first thing to say from this gentleman. Are you Mrs. Doubtfire? Wow. Yeah. Was the portal open? The portal had been open.

Oh, wow. Have I known? Had I? Had I? So crazy. I had no idea the portal was open. I know kidding me. Maybe it was just so far away.

I've moved on to number two. Oh, gosh. Okay, well, let's close the portal. Let's close the portal. All right. Ma'am, I have a question for you. Who is number one on your blocked list and why? Well, let me go ahead and fix my shirt.

and my boobs kind of stick out. I mean, I paid for them, so let me make sure. What's the question again? Who is number one on your blocked list? Number one of my blocked list would be that Billy Ray Cyrus. I hear he's been talking badly about my loved one. Oh, that's awful. I can't believe it.

Do you have anything to say to him? Billy, get yourself a good wig because it's not looking too good. That was sad. That was sad. Well, we're glad to bring you to this dinner party to make you feel a little better. I think we should maybe any other questions before we open up the portal. I have a question for this person. Yeah, sure.

What are you? I'm just a guy hanging out with my friends. By the way, how many of us are still on number one? And how many are still on number two? Oh, my gosh. When you open the portal. I also want to hear a little bit more from you. Yeah.

Gypsy Rose. Dolly Burton Was the portal open? The portal had not been open. You said the portal was open. I said before the portal's open. You said the words. All right, I'll give you one thing then.

Okay, but thank God, yes. I was Gypsy Rose and I could not do that. The only thing I can say of hers is, I'm on a high right now. Can't bring me down. But then I couldn't talk like this. I can't bring me down. I'm on a high right now.

Sounds like elbow. We plans. Wait, who's the baby? Dahlie. Jared, you got it. All right. So you guessed correctly with Miss Dali over here. Of course.

And the guest also correctly over here. Unfortunately, that's no points. It's just going to be a point for. Sorry, brother. And the portal is going to be closed again. I'm feeling a little left out over here. Oh, well, let's ask you a question, man. Thank you.

Ask her a question. I've been patiently waiting. That's so nice. You need to respect women a little bit more, Steve. I would agree. Well, as somebody who's a women's woman. Well, as a women's woman, what is your biggest regret? You know, maybe not taking a women's trip sooner.

Interesting, interesting. When would you think the right time to take a woman's trip at event? During my last promotional event. Wow. That's so specific. Thank you so much. I feel ready for a portal opening. You feel ready for a portal opening.

I think we're ready for a portal, Steve. I don't know. That's a good point. Oh, my God. Oh, we are ready for a portal. All right. The portal is open. Jack Black, Katie Perry.

Woo! Now. You need to learn how to wait. It's really hard to do Katie's voice. You're sick. Yeah, that was Katie Perry. Yeah. Oh, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

And Jack was also correct. That was right. Nailed it. That was a really good, Jack. That was a good one. That was a good one. Okay, you guys. Portals close.

Portals close. Now, I'm really going to need you guys to understand some things here. Okay, well, before we understand some things, let's ask a, we haven't asked this individual question over here. Yes. What is your most recent? I should not have done that moment. When I lost it. Just, you know the people. And then I want to sit back. Hello. I know.

Now, you guys should all be offended by what's going on here. Okay. Do you see what's going on here? No, I don't see what's going on. Why don't you tell me a little bit more about what's going on? There's some crazy things going on here on the Internet. And you guys should all be pissed. Oh, I know that crazy things going on the Internet.

A lot of lies out. A lot of bullshit out. I don't want the kids I babysit. Watch the Internet. Portal. Portal. Portal. Portal is open.

Frangisor! Thank you. He hasn't said now yet. Goalsum. From the Lord of the Rings. It's open now. You have to wait until I say now. Oh, God.

Him and his rules. Gollum. Who? Gollum. Who's that? From Lord of the Rings. I already said it. Yeah, yeah.

I'll give Jared the guy. That was good, and I'm a character actor. Bones! Bones us! Yeah, we'll leave the portal open just so as if we can get it. Hold on, I'm getting a call for my wife. Well, hold on, hold on, sir. Let's close the portal and let's ask you a question right now.

Oh, fuck. What are you most afraid of getting leaked from your phone? You know, Steve, that has happened quite often. And I'm not Jean Carey before anybody says that, because I feel like that I'm channeling that, but honestly, some people are. would say I do channel that. Leaked from my phone, I would say the truth. And I'm not afraid of that leaking.

Leaky. Interesting, interesting. Anybody. Does anyone have any questions? Really not. Yeah. You can say words to it. I have no idea this character.

You're killing it, though. You guys really don't know who I am. You guys talk about me an awful lot. No, but I'm really offended. Are you on the hammer? And let's wait for that. I'm done with your. rules. I am an elegant woman with a lot of power and prestige, and I will be goddamned if I

wait for you now, sir. Well, let's open up this portal and let's talk about it. A lady from Titanic. To be fair, I'm doing a horrible job. Prince Ari's wife. No. The portal's open. And I hate her, by the way. I can't figure mine out. That Megan Markle? Can I just move on to the next? I think I know what you are. You guys will never believe what Megan Markle actually did today. Candice Owens. No. But she did leave my network. Oh. Ben Shapiro? Wow. Ding, ding, ding. You couldn't do a better Ben Shapiro?

He's like begging for a character. He's getting these angry men and you can't even do it, but you are an angry man. I'm an angry man. How do you do his voice? It's like a... You just talk like this. No, that's what I was doing. He's very nasally.

And he's opinion. Let's say, hypothetically, we're not strangers to love. And for the sake of the argument, let's assume you know the rules just as well as I do. Wait, I think you're... Lilo and Star. Oh, thank God. Wow, congrats. How am I?

She don't do. Everybody, please, for God's sakes, guess me? Give us a pose from one of your famous movies. Is it Ryan Gosselin? No, Beezer, thank you for him before, though. Are you Christian Bale? No. Are you Timothy Shalame?

No. He's Blake Lively's wife, husband. Ryan Reynolds? No, congratulations. Oh, congratulations. I got it. I was doing the thing. Why?

All right, well, let's close the portal and ask a question. Who wants to answer a question right now? I will, Philip, Steve Harvey. Thank you. Uh-oh, you just woke up as a cult leader. What is the mission statement of your cult? And what is the dress code? Well, I just want you to know is I grew up in the hood,

and so it took me a long road to get here because I know what the people are like, you know? Up in the portal. Girl, you grew up in the hood, so did I. I'm from the block. Okay, but that's a dinger. Is it? Yeah, that's a ding.

Open the portal. Before I open the portal, do you want to question real quick? Sure. For the love of God, get me out of this woman. I hate it here. But since we're at a dinner party with so many celebrities, could I convince you all to sing a song with me? Imagine there's no.

Oh. Pornel's open. Am I out to you to guess? Gailga Ditch! Wait, what? Gagadaj! Correct, that is Gau Gajaj. Imagine there's no heavens.

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No. Kamala Harris. Yeah. Wow. You guessed that very quick. Let me ask you a question. Are you, Cartman? Yes, thank you. God. Well, you guys, I'm going here.

All right, well, let's close up the portal. Should we do a few more questions? Yeah, let's get this show on the road. It's been on the road. Let's get this race going. Funny talking fellow over there. I like you. Yeah, I like it, too.

It's nice. Please guess me, please got him. He's good. He's good. He's not the best. I'm the best. Okay, I do it the best. He's doing okay, but not as good as me.

This is my first time in this country. I can't believe. You had her next to me earlier. Very disappointing. I'm not really liking who I'm sitting next to because, well, you know, I don't agree very much with his viewpoints. He's stupid. He's an idiot.

Okay, let's open up the portal. Correct. Trump. Correct on both. I know more about wind than you do. Kills all the birds. I have a new rule. Yep. I'm very open to new rules. Okay. If you want to move on from one

because nobody's guessing it, you can take a penalty point, a negative, because this is hurting my brother. All right. Let's do one more round of guesses real quick. Rapid fire. Guess? Give us one more little sentence. I look like a penis. Go. Go. Nope. Next. Next. Nope. Final guess. Final guess. Oh, you just got to love yourself.

No, no. All right. You look like a penis. It's fine. That is going to be a negative point. Please reveal who you were. I was towed from Mario World. I don't know what he said. I would have never got that. Oh, hold on a second there. You got to fly on your.

face. Yeah, I wouldn't have a guess. All right, guys, we've reached a point in the dinner where the meal has been eaten and it's time for a little chaotic dessert. Finally, I love chaotic dessert. As long as it's organic, then I'm totally fine with eating it. I appreciate and I hear you all, but this is the chaos round. The portal has been left open and we threw away the key.

The portal is open and you can go. So first person to get their stack done wins. And I'm going to be asking questions. You better answer a question if I ask. If you can't love yourself, how are the hell you going to love somebody? That's a fucking thing. Oh, that's a fucking ding. What else am I going to do?

It's so chaotic out here. I'm going to have to build me a bomb shelter like I did. And I lived there for a few years. Invite me to the bomb. Invite me to the bomb shelter, girl. Okay, well, let me ask you a question. What's the craziest thing you could do you would do if you get a 100% chance of getting away with it? Murder my husband.

Whoa. Me too. And I love my husband, but he's such a fucking idiot sometimes. I can't stand it! No, guys, guys, guys, I love my husband. He's amazing. He truly does. Is Chris Lizzie?

He's the best, but he's also, all men are just fucking idiots also, and that's the problem. I know. I can't stand it. I know. I know. Well, we got it. Except for my husband, he's like the coolest guy that's ever lived. Yes.

So I went. Who is Chris? He was Lizzie. You're me. I guess it. Yes. I got Jared. And so are you me?

All right. Can you guys all just take a quick second so that I can talk to you about my cryptocurrency because I got to go to bed and then I'm going to be pretty unavailable and I think we need to get this coin to the moon immediately. At least that's what this guy in my head told me to say for at least a million dollars.

Shut up, Haley Welsh. Wow. You even got the name right. Oh my gosh, that was so hot. Hey, what's up, you guys? Yes. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that?

All right. Are you Shane Dawson? Ding-N-Ding! Well, who am I? Before Ryland celebrates... Are you, Ryland Adams? I said that was Lizzie and you were me. Oh my gosh, that's so hot.

I just think there's a lot of chaotic energy here. We all gotta take a deep breath and be in ourselves as artists together here. Well, you see, if I could do anything, get away with this. Some people said I just went to Catalina and murdered an actress. Are you Jared? Our two have been to Catalina. I just got to do their voice. I have been gay.

baiting on the internet a little bit. Are you, Jared? No. No. Are you got that? My fans, do you? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. Hey, Steve, I've been like, I've been racking up points.

How are you doing, pal? Are you Owen Wilson? No. Did Sandy win? I finished a while ago. Okay. But I don't know. Do we just keep going?

Yeah, let's keep going to Chris's. I think I'm doing a really bad job. This person. Does Chris another question? Okay. You just got dumped in the middle of a fancy Chili's date night. Give us your dramatic reaction. Respectfully, this reminds me of, on my last film, I had to play Heartbreak,

even though I've been doing a lot of more terrifying features lately. So who are you? Oh, my God, is it, Mick of his cage? Wow. Good job. Not the beast! Really? Wow.

That was so hot. That's a fucking ding. Yeah, I'll give you a ding on that. when you go. One more. You've been naughty. Ho-ho. That's a fucking kid. It says on the card you can't say ho-ho.

It literally says Santa Claus. Don't you dare say ho-ho. Oh, I can't read. I spent all my time loving, not learning. What's the deal with this guy? Okay, that's another thing. What? What's the deal with this guy? You guys...

Are you guys doing your double? Our generous king is having a hard time reading his card. Are you me? Yes. I'm so glad my husband shaved his unibrow recently. Selena Gomez. Okay. Wow.

Do you want help reading your card? Do you have more? I'm out. He can't figure out his card. Well, that last card, Lizzie, why don't you get? Because it is a two-person card, so the two of you play it together. Oh, oh, oh, my right, right, right. You are so adorable.

I know who this is, but I wanted to call it. Oh, are you, are you Carmen and Miss Piggy? Yeah. You said chaos. Yeah, that's fair. That's fairly fair. Well, let's shake in on these points. Currently, we have what some would call a three-way tie in points.

So, in our three-way tie, I will announce, with 10 points each, Lizzie, Jared, and Sandy. But the first person of those three to finish their deck was Sandy. So she is a big winner. With Jared coming in second, Lizzie coming in third. And your grand prize is 100,000 subscriber cake. Yay! Thank God she won.

Okay, hold on. I have a new update, and we don't have to play it now because we've already been playing forever, and my door hurts. But I have an idea for the next time we play this If you guys wanted us to play it again First of all, leave us some comments Giving us some celebrity ideas For who you want us to put in the cards But also, tell me if this is a good idea

What if we did like an ultra-crazy chaos round Where it was like speed? Like we get like 20 cards each And then we just have to go as fast as we can Because that was really fun at the end When Jared was kind of rapid doing them So I feel like that could be fun Dude, nothing good happens quick, man

This is a brilliant thing We're playing it out here I like the direction Maybe I'm just bitter because I'm a bad impersonationist. Are you you right now? Huh? Yeah, it sounds like you're doing one. I'm just saying, dude, this idea is evolving and I like it.

I don't know who's who anymore. Well, hopefully you guys enjoyed the celebrity dinner party. I had fun. I thought that was fun. I thought it was a little less chaotic, but honestly, I kind of missed the chaos a little bit. So I think next time we play, we'll bring a little more chaos,

we'll have a little more lightning rounds, and a few more portals open. And if you guys have any suggestions for how we should switch it up or any rules we should incorporate, let us know in the comments. Or if you hated it and want us to never do it again, let us know.

All right, we can take a quick little break and when we come back, one of the crazier conspiracy corners we've ever done. Ryland, do you want to be me right now? Take us a break. And when we come back, conspiracies. I'm bored.

That was you. I don't know who we are anymore. I can only be me. Aw. That's a T-shirt. That's a T-shirt. That's something to be applauded. Yeah.

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I hope you guys enjoy the mystery show. Bye. Hey, what's up you guys? Yes. You had the chance to do that. Well, when you put me on the spot, I can't do it when I'm natural and organic. He's arbitrarily oppositional. Can I just say side note?

I know. Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back to Conspiracy Corner. But before we get to that, Spencer, the mustache looks so good. Right? Why did you grow about that? That wasn't the general reaction vibe. I was kidding.

No, it looks so good. You're gonna get some boners at the bathhouse tonight. I think it looks good. You look like a young Tom Selleck. Grow it out. Grow it out. What if he can't and you just offended him? Part of me was thinking that in my mind.

Well, part of you would have been correct. It doesn't look very balanced. Did they grow patchy and kind of gross? Yeah, it grows like one side is way thick and the other side is like a pencil thin. like a pencil thin. Wait, why do you look like Benson Boo? Oh, who does Benz and Boo?

Put him in a jumpsuit. Do a backflip. With the curly hair, huh? Oh, he does flips. And he's like in his, he's a tight outfit. He's the Harry Styles rip-off. Was that you?

Was that you, Chris? Dude, Chris has been begging us to beg him to sing. You know, we got now. I didn't sing, oh, I couldn't sing happy birthday. And he's all sing happy birthday on three. One, two, three. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Come on, Chris. No, I'm scared. I feel like right about it. Everyone close her eyes, so we don't know who's singing. No, because you still know what we don't know. Shut up, Chris, you know you want this moment. Take it. Go on American Idol, Chris.

Spread your wings and fly. I wish I was good enough. Pull the fish up. Pull the fish up, Chris. No, I'm not. You know that I'm not back. I've never heard you sing thing. Yeah, let us know.

I've only heard a few bars. And honestly, I've been impressed. Me too. Wait. Wow. How do we get Chris? Oh, this is exciting. I'm shaking.

We get to conspiracies in a second. Okay, at the end of the show, Chris is going to sing. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. And he's not going to do it as a bit. He's going to sing it 100% early. Oh, God. He auditions for us.

Oh, my God. If we pass him through next season, he's auditioning for American Idol. Yes, for the voice. I'm stressed. Whoever will take him. This is exciting, Chris. Prepare your song. Get ready. Oh, God.

Okay. Hey, oh, I'm so excited for the song. Oh, my name. Hey, what's up you guys? Welcome back. Okay. This first one, this is a rabbit hole. And this is actually very scary because, you know, every once in a while I'll make a

conspiracy video and people will be like, oh my God, this is so funny. This is so crazy. And then maybe like five years later, it fucking happens. And everybody's like, oh, maybe it wasn't crazy. Maybe it wasn't funny anymore. Oh, no, it's real. And that is happening right now with 23 and me. Guys, do you know what is happening with 23 and me right now?

A little bit. Jared. I think they went bankrupt or something, and now they're selling off everybody's information from what I gather. Uh, yes, that is literally happening. Let me explain. Guys, if you don't know what 23 and me is, where were you during 2017? Because it was fucking every YouTuber ever was promoting it. Me included, I did a video for them.

I thought, I mean, listen, to me it was a cool. You're part of the problem? They have your spit? We'll get to that. Not, not anymore. Well, maybe. How did you get it back? Get it back.

So 23 Me is a genetic testing site. Basically, if you want to see, like, your history of, you know, your ancestor. Your ancestry or, you know, your genetic imposition, what's the word for? Basically, like, what diseases you kind of care. You'd be, like, likely to get, or whatever. Right. They send you a kit. You spit into a little tube.

You send it back, and then they send you your results. And it's like a whole report. I did a video back in, like, 2017, 2018, where I got my results back and we read them together. And it was like, oh, my God, we both have, you know. Wait, I did it? Yeah, we both did it. They have his spit. Oh, fuck.

I didn't do anything. What are they going to do with my spit? Well, we'll get to that. Yeah, it was really fun. Everybody thought it was a cool idea. Like, I think they were on Shark Tank at one point. Maybe that's wrong. But, yeah, it was something that people were like, oh, this is cool.

But then people started thinking, wait a minute. They're collecting a bunch of people's DNA and turning it into data. That's a little weird, right? Like, why are they doing that? And then people started saying, wait a minute. Why are they targeting younger people? Why are they using YouTubers like myself to get the audience to like buy these tests and send in their DNA? That's because it was fucking everywhere.

Like it was every YouTuber was sponsored by them. Every celebrity was sponsored by them. Hey, okay, sorry to interrupt the episode, but this is a little quick note. Something I realized after we shot this episode, I actually was not sponsored by 23 Me. I was supposed to do a sponsor video for them. and they had so many notes and they had so many things they wanted me to change and not say

and I posted the video anyways and I just put this video is not sponsored by 23 to me so but yeah just wanted to add that in every podcast was sponsored by they put a lot of money and this is not sponsored by them right now just to clarify this is not sponsored no I was going to say there were also like

trends that felt like they were forced into social media that were about them like I'm 100% That bitch, and people would show their DNA testing. Oh, my God. Lizzo. Yeah. I just took a DNA test.

Turns out. Yeah. Okay. So, yes. But people would do reels to that music. Yeah. Yeah. So they, at their high, they hit a $6 billion evaluation, which means they sold a lot of

fucking test, which means they have a lot of fucking genetic DNA out there. Apparently mine. 23 of Me is similar to ancestry, right? Yes. Well, in the beginning of 23 Me, the FDA actually. actually banned the health testing kids of 23 Me was selling because they said consumers are being misled into thinking results are clinically valid. Test results are too complex for people to interpret on their own. So then 23Mee added a little disclaimer and basically

said it's just for fun. Like it's not like you know it's just for fun to get around that so the FDA had to unban it. Okay so that happens. So then I made a video about it maybe like 2018 2019 but it was basically the theory was that they've been collecting all of our DNA and all of our data because at some point they're going to do something with that. They're using YouTubers to promote it. They're using celebrities to talk about it. They're making it a fun trend because they want more and more and more data because they have some hidden agenda.

Well, now the company has gone bankrupt, which is sad, but that means our biggest fear has come true, which means now they are actively trying to sell all of the data that they collected to other companies as a way to make money, which means that all of our genetic DNA is now potentially going to be sold to a random company, and what are they going to do with it? Wait, so they're not just selling like emails and like that information. No, no. They're selling your DNA. Your DNA data.

Everything. And what's so terrifying about it is how Shane mentioned that it's like they can look into your DNA to see what your predisposed to have a condition for, like, medically, all of our genetic makeup, like, predisposes us to things, like, I'm predisposed to be an alcoholic. There are certain people who are, like, more likely to get certain diseases or have certain responses to some things because of their DNA. And all of that information is what 23 and me has, and it is now open to the highest bidder. Yeah. And the company is bankrupt, so the price is low. Whoa. And this situation has been under our nose the whole time because in their privacy statement, which

nobody reads those, right? Like every time you sign up for anything. Well, on their website and their privacy statement, it says this. Commonly owned entities, affiliates, and change of ownership. If we are involved in a bankruptcy, merger, acquisition, reorganization, or sale of assets, your personal information may be accessed, sold, or transferred as a part of the transaction, and this privacy statement will apply to your personal information as a transfer to their entity. It said that the whole time? No, whole time. So they were planning a long con.

I wonder the two fits, because if they know the diet of diseases that more people are going to be immune to, I wonder then in the pharmaceutical end of things that they're going to prepare that, and then the price on those are just going to skyrocket. And target the people that are pre-disposed. Well, let me give you a list of all the ways that this could potentially fuck us. So here are just a few of the scary realities that might happen from 23 me selling all of our data. Number one, insurance and health companies, they might optimize... Flying first class with Alaska Airlines isn't just about getting there.

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Private data brokers. They could repackage and sell this info for unknown uses permanently eroding your privacy. Pharmaceutical companies, they might prioritize research and development only for profitable gene profiles, widening the health care inequity. Hackers and cybercriminals, they could sell data on the dark web or use it in deep identity theft schemes. Or in the military, they could explore targeted biological warfare. So in this list, they kind of break down even more. Let me just read a few of the scariest ones. So, yes, like Sandy said, insurance companies could deny or raise premiums based on your

predisposition to diseases. So when you're paying for your health care, they could be like, well, we have your genetic data and you're at risk for this. So we're going to charge you a little bit more. Employers could quietly filter out applicants based on the potential health risks. We're not going to hire you because it says here that you have a risk of maybe stroke or heart attack, and we don't want to take that risk. So we're not going to hire you.

Surveillance and tracking, governments can use your genetic DNA to identify, surveil, or suppress specific populations. But this is the scariest one. Loss of anonymity forever. Even if your name isn't attached, your DNA is inherently identifiable. Once it's out, it's permanent because you can't change your genetic code. You can change your phone number if it gets leaked. You can change your email password if that gets hacked.

But if your DNA gets leaked, you can't change that. somebody out there has your DNA code. They have everything about you in the palm of their hands. Well, I wonder though, too, because for instance, like you did the 23 of me, but Jared didn't. I wonder if they're going to be able to then say, oh, well, they're going to have similar genetics. Well, this is how they've been catching serial killers that they couldn't find for the longest time. I think it's how they got the Golden State killer because I think they got the genetic information from his daughter or some, or maybe I'm thinking about the BTK killer. The Golden State one they also caught through like genetic, like it was like a way cold case and then some genetic thing came up and it was a match and then they like were able to figure it out.

There's also this kind of funny thing that happens because a lot of people give these DNA tests as like Christmas gifts. But every year around Christmas, some people find out that their dad's not their real day. Oh. And I know somebody who won Christmas found that out and also got 35 half siblings. Wow. So, like, these things have always been, like, a cluster fucking nightmare. He, well, the guy I know found out that he, his parents had a hard time conceiving. And so they used a sperm donor and they never told him.

And for Christmas, his in-laws bought him a 23-and-me test. And he took it and he was like, what? Whoa. I'm not Irish. But this also sounds like a Christmas movie. Right? Oh, yes. Like, I'm the only child, but actually.

Yes. I have 37 children. Write it down. And then now, like, every year at Christmas, apparently the list of half siblings grows. Whoa. Yeah. Someone else gets a test for Christmas.

Like, I wonder if there's someone in the room is like, don't open that! This is a Christmas movie because it happens on Christmas. Let's write this. Done. Okay. Okay. So here's what we can do, guys.

Please delete your data. Go, I did it the other night. You didn't tell me to? You told you to. You literally didn't. We were not, we were watching American Idol. And I did tell you. Tell him to. You guys, you can log in. You can reset your email. I literally, it was like, I haven't logged in for 10 years.

And I logged in, deleted my data, deleted all of it. Like, I mean, who knows if it actually worked? I hope it worked. I can't get into 23. Me. I'm hoping I didn't take the test. You took the test. What is the 23 stand for? Is it like how many like strands? Strans connect like a DNA helix? You know how many of those like ding ding ding ding. Is there a movie with Jim Carragall 23? That's like all about. Oh my God. 23. Yes. And everything equals it.

None of us. I hope they learned something great for my genetics. Math isn't that important. Math isn't that important. You can live a whole life and not know math. Period. Here I am. Speaking of the education system,

guys, we got some wild responses to the last episode where we talked about the Bleep program. I bleeped it. Thank God. Wait, you did? Yeah, why was it bleat? You just reminded me. I had like three people. I don't talk to that often reach out to me being like,

oh my God, I've taken this test. And also, there was a clip that went viral of just that portion of the podcast that everyone was sharing with me. And they were like, are you on a podcast? I know, I probably look so stupid. Oh my God. Wait, did they tag us? Wait, why can't we talk about it?

Here's the thing. I just had a bad gut feeling. Like, when I watched the episode, I was like, I think we need to believe this. Like, I just had a bad gut feeling. Would you say you had a premonition, like a person who was in the program? Whoa. Yes, I did.

Those predictive things. So I believed it, and we usually don't believe stuff like that, but for some reason, I just believed it. Really? And then, Spencer. Yeah, so someone who, Leslie sent this in, she said, this is weird. I looked up the blank program on TikTok, and if you just look up those words, it doesn't let you search anything. It gives you, like, fight piracy, champion creativity. It thinks you're, like, searching up, like, pirated stuff.

Like, it gives you, like, if you just search it, it just, it gives you, like, no response on TikTok. And this girl sent this in. Wow. And other people have been emailing in, like, someone was saying they were with a, they were trying to, using a hypnotist to like fix something else with them. And the person said, oh, so you've done hypnosis before. And she said, no, no, this is my first time. And she's like, well, I can tell that you've done hypnosis before because you're like immediately reacting to these commands. No.

And then she was like, huh, the only thing I could think of was I was in this program. My nipples are so hard. Guys, this is, okay. Why can't you expose them? Why do you have to bleep it? Because they're still around. What? Yeah, it's still going. People who are like, oh, yeah, I had that a few years ago. So it's still going on.

Yeah. A lot of, a ton of people have this. Well, here's the thing. A lot of, I did see a lot of comments being like, hey, I'm a teacher and the program's still around, but they don't do this. They don't do what you're saying they do anymore. Now it's just a normal thing. Now it's just a normal thing. Yeah, yeah. I also wonder if it's like they realize people were doing, okay. I'm like, oh, we should just keep the program going as a normal program for a bit to sort of stay cool. Yeah, yeah. But a lot of people were saying that. They didn't, they were, what are you talking about? And then they heard you say, you should be hearing my voice in your right ear. And they were like, that triggered them. Like, you should be hearing my voice in your right ear. A ton of people were like, oh my God, I remember it now. I remember it now. Like, it literally was like a trigger to like, like we got tons of emails about it.

That's what triggered me when you brought up the hearing test. And you said that. And I specifically, I was back in the room. The ear thing, the headphones were like a light tan. Like I literally felt it, saw it. I was like back there. But it's so scary. Everyone remembers the pink liquid.

A lot of people remember. or like men in suits being there like drink make sure you drink the whole thing they'd go to person to person making what okay I have an idea I've never well maybe do you have the pink drink right here perfect okay I got an idea so I was trying to think about because when I watched the episode back I had chills the whole time you were talking about the bleep program if you guys haven't seen the episode by the way check it out it's the last one we did I think it was Disney that one was yes the dark side of Disney so in that Lizzie breaks down this whole theory that connected to me

freaked me the fuck out and I could not stop thinking about it and now I was like I want to figure out some kind of video or something to do like investigation like how do I do that what is that

I just figured it out what if I because I haven't done this ever I don't think what if I got hypnotized and they like tried to ask me questions about it because right?

Yeah that's a really good idea and see like what it actually was what really happened and like what I remember from that time so yeah maybe maybe if you guys want to see that let me know i will i want to see that find hypnotists we will make that

happen although that's really scary i don't know if i want to no i have to yeah what if you come out a different person let's do it okay sorry to interrupt the show but i want to do something a little bit special right now so i had a spot open today in my ads on my podcast obviously we had tiki and rakek and thank you guys so much but i had one spot free and i was like you know what i'm going to give a shout out to my husband's podcast because i am so proud of him we talk about it a lot on the show. But I think you guys would really enjoy it if you're not watching it already. It has Lizzie and Chris and occasionally me and Spencer and other people from the podcast. It's called The Sip. It is my favorite podcast of all time. I actually listen and watch every single

episode. I'm not kidding. And then it will cause fights. I literally wake up and be like, oh my God, I can't believe Brown said that about me on the podcast. I'm going to fight with him about this. And then we fight. And then he talks about the fight on the podcast. It's pretty toxic cycle, but it's entertaining. I'm so proud of them. They have been doing the show for almost five years now. And I just think it deserves so much more recognition. It is such a good show. So please check it out. Go subscribe to this sip.

I post every single Wednesday. And I think the show is the best it's ever been. I think it's so good. So check it out. Okay, that was it. He didn't pay me to say that. I'm just proud of him and I love him. And I'm Chris and Lizzie.

Okay, that's it. Hope you enjoy the rest of the show. And then go watch a sip. But finish our show first. Don't leave us. Hello. I enjoy the rest of show. Bye.

Well, speaking of collecting all of our data in very scary, unique, fun ways. check out this new fun thing they're doing at the airport. New airport rules plan to get rid of boarding passes and check in and go fully digital the way it works. Passengers would download a biometric passport on their phone, drop off their luggage, and go through security after a face scan. Then you'd board the plane without showing your ticket or a passport at all. But what does that all mean for your privacy? Let's ask Kurt the cyber guy. He joins us now.

Katie on the staff here went through. She said in Dubai, they just looked right at her, boom, she goes in. So this is happening some places already. Should we be nervous? I mean, that feels kind of like a pretty big step. I'm wondering, who is in control of all this data? Great question. Who is going to be the one that keeps the safety of all our deeply personal facial recognition data safe?

Yeah, so literally now biometric data, which was like a scary part of one of the conspiracy videos we did last year, where I was like, what the fuck is biometric data? they're capturing our biometric data it's like very very scary and now that's what's just happening they're just doing that now at the airport they're probably just going to do that everywhere we go like that's crazy as i don't have to get the real ID i'm in thank you still i think you do yeah so this is like the u.n this is like coming from the u.n like travel group or whatever so they're trying to push us in every airport in the country and they're already doing it in places like goodbye and stuff where they like just scan your face and i don't know i guess is it going to be much worse than face ID and what Apple has collected on us, or is the power that has it or collects

it going to be worse than Apple? I think the fact that we're okay with the Apple thing is crazy. I mean, we're not, but we all do because of the convenience. But it's just, it's not like a, it's not either or it's just adding another person who has that data. Well, I will say they are pushing the, um, the apps for the air, the flights because I remember I wanted to add like a luggage on and I wanted to just pay it up in the kiosk. And they're like, no, you'll, you can do it here, but it's going to be like, let's say, $90. But if you go on the app and you do it and you add it to your app, it's only going to be like $50.

And he's like, yeah. And I was like, well, then that's dumb. Obviously, I wouldn't go on the app. So I think they're slowly trying to transition us to only use their app to fly. They're trying to just really cut as much overhead as they can. But even at like the fast food spots, they ask you if you're going to order with your app. And it's like, why the fuck am I here? If I order with my app, why am I so true.

No, that's how I feel too. Why am I talking to you? You get, it makes me so enraged. Like some systems weren't broken and some people need to have a job. Yeah. Like, what are you doing, taking everything away? Like, I might, I'm. We're not even going to have jobs in five, ten years.

No, don't say that. It's going to be AI. No, don't say that. Jared. What did I do? You had a very interesting theory that you were going to break down today about medicine. I do. We're going to have to know a few key factors to understand this conspiracy case.

okay in the early 1900s the richest man in the world was john rockefeller yes the rockefeller family is still notorious throughout conspiracy theories and they run the world and then you have andrew carnegie who was a second richest man in the world so the rockefellers got all their money through oil and then the carnegie was steal and education so just think about it like this two guys imagine being that rich it's like hey you know i run the oil you run the education do want to like partner up on the medical side of things because they run everything it's not just like they sell burgers and everyone else does they ran this like a monopoly wow so they decided they want in on the medical side of things they see a lot of potential here especially because new medicine

was coming out and they use oil in order to produce it so rockefeller figured well i'm the oil guy so why am i not the one that's selling all of these medications that are using my ingredient And so Rockefeller, he actually became the owner of a company called YIF, and they were the main producer of all the medications coming out. But really what they did is they wanted to control the medical field in general because they weren't seeing any way they could profit off of holistic medicines. They had to implement a way for them to make money, but also when someone gets older, how does the system really make money off of an older person? Like, it doesn't make sense for them if you're 80, 90 years old and you're just a life on this earth that they can't profit off of. It doesn't matter much. But if they're able to get medicines into you, they're able to get you on health insurances.

So now that's why there's big pharma in general. Now there's the pills that are basically getting people addicted and then they have the pill to get you off of it, the pill to help you down the line when you're suffering from the disease. So in the early 1900s, medical field was a lot different. There wasn't necessarily like licensed physicians. There wasn't a key of standards that were in place to ensure that you got the best medical care. So they wanted to really tighten down on this. So Rockefeller and Carnegie, they employed a man named Abraham Flexner, who was doing research in the medical field to put out a report. They essentially funded this.

And in the report, essentially what it said is anything holistic, anything like chiropractors, Eastern medicine, all of this stuff is just like quackery. Have you ever heard that term? It's like a quack. Yeah. So Flexner put out this report and said that we need to implement all of these like guidelines and standards in the medical field. Okay.

So with that being said, you had to actually go through the courses now that they presented in order to be a doctor. And one of the things was you couldn't go the holistic route. You couldn't do alternative medicine. So any doctor that was actually talking about, hey, instead of maybe taking this pill that we don't know what's going to do to you, you should go take, you know, this herbal tea, they would have their license revote, all of that. So before this whole thing was enacted, a doctor was just trying to figure out the best way they understood to help somebody

out. They weren't funded by an outside source. Do you know what I'm saying? They were getting paid by the clients. But the whole point of big pharma is to establish the aftercare for a patient. So like a pill company, like they'll go into you as a doctor and say, hey, we got this new medication for people that are having pain and maybe it's even non-addictive you can now tell people this is a non-addictive drug that they could take and for every pill that you sell we're going to give you like 500 bucks or something like that so now the doctor is incentivized to push the pills that they're telling you to push but i mean you can essentially get funded just by them as long as you're giving out all of their medications have you ever seen the movie dope sick so that whole it's all

about big pharma they the company they developed this drug called oxycotton and it was supposedly non-addictive. So they went into all the doctors and said, hey, we got this new thing. It's like life-changing. People are going to get addicted. They were allowed to push it through really quickly because they said it was a lot like a pill

that had already been approved by the FDA. But it was not. It was like a slow release of this medication, which actually gets you more addicted than the previous one that they had been providing on the market. And it's not comparable. And that's how the opioid pandemic. And I think it was a slow release is really what sold it through.

And then also they find ways to, to make sure that everybody's on it. So have you ever gone to the doctors and you go in for a headache and they show you a chart? Like, hey, on a scale of one to 10, you know, the happy face and the sad face, where are you at? And they had to figure out a regulation of, okay, at what number do we prescribe somebody oxy cotton?

So they made it, so hey, it's a non-addictive drug, it's a painkiller, it's like a miracle thing, no one has any risk of this ruining their life. So if you say anything above a one to the doctor, they recommend you oxy cotton. Really? Yeah, so that's how they got so many people get onto this stuff, but it just, it goes down and down and down because it's oxycotton

and then they have clinics to get you off of the oxycotton, and the same person is making all of the medications. And the only way that this is possible is because of that Flexner report that was written in 1910 that pretty much changed the way that the entire medical field operated and that was through big pharma actions. I will say, though, it isn't every doctor because like, I love my doctor and she's so like, if I, oh, I have a problem, this problem, whatever. she's just like you're fine and calm down like you don't and I'll be like hey I was thinking maybe

I should try this medit she's like you don't need that you're fine like I think there is you know with every there's good people there's good people there's bad apples so like it's not everybody but that is interesting but I will say the most frustrating thing about it is how like they're not treating our bodies as organic entities that can be healthy they want to get you medicated early and they want to keep you medicated your whole life and so it's this culture that we have now where you're whack if you don't want to do that, but also here's a pill to fix you instantly. But really, it's not fixing your problem that's created by the food that they told you to eat. It's actually getting you financially and physically addicted to something you're

going to need for the rest of your life. It is, you know, it's so funny. It's like a meme now where like the medicine commercials where it's like, may cause, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it gives all the symptoms. And it's like, ha, that's so funny. With like bright, happy music. Yeah. Me and Ryland are on the same hair pill. And when the doctor gave it to me and I got it from CBS or whatever, I found out But, like, it's actually for your prostate, but, like, one of the side effects is... Great hair. Yeah, you don't lose hair.

And I'm like, how did they find that out? Well, think about, like, even birth control, a lot of women that take birth control have really good skin. Well, Viagra was also an accident. They were doing, like, a blood pressure medicine, and I think they all got hard, and they were like, oh, good. No, really? Yeah. Guys, all I'm hearing is we need to think of a medication. Well, Viagra is actually public domain now, so anybody can make it.

Really? Because you could only hold a patent. Let's fucking go! You could only hold a patent for medicine, I believe, for like 25 years, and then it's open to the domain. Like, Winnie the Pooh now is public domain. Yeah, I'm going to say, it's all Disney characters are now, too. After a certain amount of time, it's just open to the public. So now there's, like, hundreds of companies selling Viagra under their own name.

Is that why there's a Winnie the Pooh horror movie now? Oh, yeah. I was going to say, that's a huge way to make money. Is why Winnie the Poohs horror all the time? I thought you're going to say, is that way there's Winnie the Poohra now? I was like, what? You didn't hear that? Are you having trouble?

in the honey jar? Well, speaking of people that never have problems getting hard. Hey girls. Wait. What? And? No. Do not hit play on that.

Somebody else is providing No. Oh. I don't remember that. Promises were made. Oh, my God. Close your eyes. I can't sing.

No one's looking. I have to sing the Rylan theme song. Yes, no one's looking. Oh, God. Commit to it. It's like we don't even, we don't even. I really can't. Lean into it like a hug from Mickey,

your brain. I can't sing in that. Key. Make it your own key. All right. Everyone look. Everyone look away. Should I count you in?

I'm getting into the moment. Should I count you in? Sure. A three, two, one. Go God. Lights camera action. Ryland's recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap.

Oh. We learned. We learned Chris is headed to Hollywood. You got the golden ticket, baby. Golden ticket. Oh. Not only is Chris, our new resident singing star, but Viagra is officially public domain and you too can sell it on the hot market.

Just like our genetics. Just like our genetics that thankfully 23 and me is auctioning at a reasonable rate. Want to get everyone's DNA, get crazy, do some disastrous things that can end the world. Okay, bid for 23 and me. If I get Chris's DNA, will I learn how to sing like... Oh, you're fishing. You can sing, too. Okay, bye.

Yeah, you actually can. We all know this. Oh, my God, Chris, we've heard the songs. We'll start a boy band. Oh, wait. With Spencer and that mustache. Oh, yeah. I'll just be the dancer.

No, you beat box. Okay, I'll do that as well. Um, oh, oh, a gay or nerd. Ooh, as we weed through the fat in this podcast, we're trying to figure out who's gay and who's shirt. Great. Turns out today we learned two people might still be gay. That mustache made you gayer. Let's put a mustache on Lizzie.

I'm just providing an opportunity. You're opposed. I see, I see it. A celebrity dinner party. Celebrity dinner party is back. All of your maybe new favorite game. Did we like how it turned out? I love playing the game.

It's fun to play. I'm like, is it fun to watch? I don't know. I just wish I was smart enough to be able to multitask like everyone else in the room. Well, you can sing, so who cares. I got an album coming out soon. Who is I? My other side.

Yes! I got to channel it and I do... Here wait, I'm gonna write down a celebrity charred and... It's a drug by fruit. Yeah, why didn't you say that? It's a drug by fruit um. Alright, who is it? What is happening?

Yeah, what's going on? We're doing a lightning round. He's gonna a celebrity. One celebrity real quick. Oh, good job on the recap. It was great to go to sleep to you. Oh! He's being nasty and British.

Hold on. Can you just stay Simon Cowell for the rest of the recap? Of course. Thank you. Okay. In salacious news, trouble in paradise. Sandy and Jared might be welcoming Vicky Adams into their Threple. Whoa. Uh-oh.

Your co-host, Ryland, is a little scared of what this might do to the state of his family. But he's looking forward to getting ice cream with his new daddy, Jared. Confused about what this makes Jared to me. My husband's brother, mom's lover, Sandy's ex. I think you got it all. That's actually very accurate every day. Oh, the bleep program is crazy.

You're getting very sleepy. Says the bleep program that's ruined your child's life. But they've turned a corner and they're good now. The airport face scan. I'm relieved. I will no longer have to have a real ID because my... face is my calling card. Need to know who I am?

Scan my face. Need my identity? Fine. As long as I don't have to go to the DMV. Oh, wait, you don't have to go to the DMV. No, you do. What's going on? Real ID.

It's going on with this bear, Ralph Lauren. In my favorite conspiracy in the history of the Shane Dawson podcast, is Ralph Lauren sitting at home thinking skinny bears will sell more? I think so. Jared, celebrity switch up. You broke it? That's a tough one. I don't even...

Late night show. Oh, Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, that was good. Well, the late night show was a little bit more. Yeah, that was a little bit of a thing, but I don't think we were going to get it otherwise. Oh, we are celebrating a certain somethings. Huge celebration and way to end the show. Sandy, yeah, and her husband, Jared, has hit 100,000 subscribers on YouTube.

All right, you guys, well, that's it for today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you shop your Shane Dawson merch at shandustommerch.com and follow all of us. You can find our lovely faces in the description section below. He's there, she's there, he's there, he's there, he's there, she's there. I'm there too. All right. Make sure you love this podcast. Like it, thumbs it up, and subscribe.

And we'll see you right here in two weeks. Same time, same place on the Shane Dawson podcast. Good night, everyone. Okay. Yeah. That was a good one. You had a good night. I took some drugs when we took four we stopped down.

Pharmaceuticals really stepped in. Side effects were being sickening. Well, there I guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed this very special episode of the podcast. I thought this was really fun. Yeah. Oh, my God. All right.

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